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Rio: Whose car
do you think that is?
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Must be
a rich Omaha banker.
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You think?
See, I thinkit's Meghan and Harry,
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because if you wantedto escape the castle,
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what better place to hide
than Bucksnort?
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Whoever it is,
we should stop staring,
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because obviously, they don't
want a lot of attention.
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A little attention, please!Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, my God.
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That's, um...
[ Snaps fingers ]
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...Mrs. Skillet
from Mrs. Skillet's Diner.
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We ate there when we first
drove into Nebraska.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.It's got the jingle, right?It's got that --
The jingle, yeah.
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Both: ♪ If your tummy's empty,
we can fill it ♪
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♪ Mrs. Skillet
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♪ Got the breakfast
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[ Deep voice ]"Right off of Route 34."Yeah.
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Should we say hi?
Yeah.
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Well, let me
have it back.
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Mrs. Skillet.
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Mrs. Skillet.
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My name's Rio.
I'm just a really big fan.
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Well, I'd thinka "big fan" would know
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that my real nameis Dolores Skelmersdale.
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[ Snaps fingers ]
Skelmersdale.Skelmers-- Skelmer--
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That's great.
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I'm Mike.
Hi.
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What -- What brings you
to Bucksnort?
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Well, I'm openinga new franchise down the road.
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Oh!
Oh, my Go--
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Score!Ooh! Sign us up.
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Here's my card.
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Ooh, a card.
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Don't call, though.
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You know --Don't call.
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No. Mnh-mnh.
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Um, will you be
rude to me next?
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I don't think
I have the time.
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She did.
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[ Slurping ]
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Well, hello there...
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Betsy.
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I'm off the clock. You'll have
to pump your own gas.
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We're not liable for slips,
falls, or explosions.
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Do you know who I am?
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You're not the president,
are you?
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[ Chuckles ]I don't follow the news.
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[ Chuckles ]
Tall andfunny.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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What are you drinking?
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This, I guess.
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Mmm.
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[ Slurping ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Slurping ]
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[ Rhythmic slurping ]Yeah.
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[ Slurping continues ]
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♪♪
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[ Chickens clucking ]
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Mike: Hey, honey.
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I've been reading upon Mrs. Skillet,
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and she had a big ol'scandal last year.
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Oh.
Turns out
their powdered eggs
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were cut with baby powder.
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Mm-mm-mm.
That's gross.
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Yeah. Now she's tryingto rebrand,
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and I thought -- ding! --[ Snaps fingers ]
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what about this
as a PR move?
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Okay.
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They add an item
to their menu --
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local eggs from our farm!
[ Gasps ]
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Huh?I like that.
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I have a meeting
with her tomorrow.
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I'm so excited.And I-I -- This is it.
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This is what we've
been working for!
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I mean, I don't wantto overstate it, but I think
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our whole life has beenleading up to this moment.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]Hang on a second.
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What do we got?
It's Kay.She keeps texting me.
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She wants me
to go over there.
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She's helping Jacob and Janine
plan their engagement party,
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and I don't think
it's going well,
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'cause she keeps texting me
"Duck that witch."
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It's autocorrect."Duck that witch"...
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Work it out.
Okay.
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So I got to
get over there.Okay, it's getting hotover there.
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Yeah.Uh, can I come with you?
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Because I-I want to get a coupletips for my presentation.
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Oh.Beau told me he's, like,an incredible salesman,
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and I bought it,so I'm thinking, maybe he
is.
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Maybe he is. Yeah.
Alright.
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I don't think you understand
how expensive it is
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to rent out
an entire water park.
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How is everyone?Janine:
...talking about this.
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Our engagement party hasto be at a water park!
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Why can't we
just have it here?
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Because I'll look stupid
walking around the house
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in my bathing suit!
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Oh, my God!
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Janine -- hey --
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You can go eat
a foot-long hot dog, Janine!
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You know
she just ate lunch!
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Hi, Rio.You look very nice today.
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Hi. Hi.
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Kay: God,this is a nightmare!
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Well --
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No, their demandsdon't even make any sense.
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Janine wants Coachellato perform live.
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Coachella?
Yeah.
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You know how hard
she is to get?
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She's the biggest actin show business.
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Ohhh, dear.
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Kay, just remember what
we were talking about.
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They're inseparable.
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They're a united front
against you.
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Mm-hmm.
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You got to put on
a big ol' smile
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and ingratiate yourself,
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be on their team, okay?Mm-hmm.
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And then you can
destroy them from the inside,
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like a tapeworm.
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Alright. I think can put ona pleasant face. How's this?
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Work on it.
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That's it.
That's -- That's the one.
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That's the one.
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Now, if you followthis ascending line,
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what you're gonna see is,more and more Americansare valuing organic...
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No. No....healthy, local --
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Business out here is about
relationships, not numbers.
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You walk in there with
a bottle of scotch,
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and you give Dolores
a nickname,
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like "Chief" or "Pinky"
or "Ding Dong Daddy."
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And you don't think she'llbe offended if I call her"Ding Dong Daddy"?
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It's a power play.
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And so is this.
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Well, no -- I --
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You want to try it?Yeah, let me try.
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Hold on.
Let me try it.
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Watch that thing!
Sorry.
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♪♪
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[ Door opens ]
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Hi, Betsy.
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I just stopped byto give you a little present.
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For me?
[ Chuckles ]
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Wow.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I just thought this would bringout those blue eyes of yours.
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Does it?
Ohh.
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I can't see my eyes.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughing ]
You're adorable.
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Are you seducing me?
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I'm trying.
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I can't get you
out of my mind.
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Oh, boy.
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Drinking that slushie.
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So slowly.
Mm-hmm.
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Mrs. Skelmersdale, I findyour attention very flattering,
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but you need to know
the truth about me.
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I may seem like
some gas station Zaddy,
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but I've done some bad things
in my life.
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No.
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I gambled away my money,
committed insurance fraud,
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loved two women
and lost them both.
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Now I live in a barn with a goatthat sleeps on my face.
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I'm bad news.
Do you hear me?
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I want to
read every page.
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I'm finding this banter
extremely arousing.
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I have a hotel room
in Omaha.
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I'm not sure I can
maintain this level of ardor
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for a two-hour drive.
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Well, that was
a good idea.
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I wouldn't have
made it to Omaha.
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Plus, my shift isn't over,
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so it's good I didn'tleave the station.
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[ Dolores chuckles ]
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Well, we're gonna have to get
you a suit to match this.
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[ Chuckles ]I'm gonna have so much fun
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making you over.
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And I'm glad that there
isn't a lot of body hair,
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but I think we're gonna have toget rid of what isthere.
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Okay.
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And there's just one little
thing that I need from you.
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Mm-hmm?
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It's a non-disclosure
agreement.
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You can't talk to anyone
about our relationship.
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My brand is
family-friendly.
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I'm not gonna have
my personal affairs
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splashed all over
every tabloid in Nebraska.
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Ours will be a secret love,like Romeo and Juliet
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or some other couplewe never heard of
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'cause their love
was a secret.
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There's my boss coming.
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Act like I just
changed the oil.
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You have oil in this?
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I do now.
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Hey, Beau!
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Hey, Deb.
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Just putting up
my storm windows.
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Tornado season.
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Yeah?
What's the point?
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I mean, the bank's gonna ownthis farm next month.
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I saw how behind you areon your tractor lease. Eesh.
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I guess when you and Kay werecontemplating divorce,
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no one waswatching the farm, huh?
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[ Chuckles ] Ruh-roh!
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Bye-bye!
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One day, all you mail people aregonna be replaced by drones.
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Stop flirting
with me, Beau!
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♪♪
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Well, how am I
supposed to harvest
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if you take back
all my equipment?
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I have been a loyal customerfor more than 30 years.
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Don't do me like this,Dale.
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Don't --
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Who are you talking to?
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[ Dale speaking indistinctly]
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I have no interest in investingin an adult bookstore.
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What?!
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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[ Cellphone clatters ]Pornographers.
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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♪♪
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[ Exhales heavily ]
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Okay.
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Oh. Beau.
What are youdoing here?
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Hey, Mike.I just, uh, came by...
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Well, there they are,
my two egg boys.
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You know what is wild,
Mike,
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is that Beau came up
with the same idea you did.
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Did he, now?
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[ Laughs ]
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Come on in, Mike.
I'll see you first.Oh, sure.
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Let me, uh, give you this.
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[ Chuckling ]
What a cute little bottle.
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Well, I thought to goany bigger would be tacky.
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Kay: What's taking those
two pinheads so long upstairs?
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'Cause this is disrespectfulto your mother, making her wait.
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[ Sighs ]I told them I neededto talk to them.
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You know what you should do?You should use this.
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This is a massager.
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Oh, can I take this
and rub it on my butt
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and then rub it
in Janine's face?
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No, woman.Put it on your body.
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This isn't gonna work.
You know that, right?
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Ohhh!
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What is that?
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Okay. How's it not work--Oh, God. This is so dumb.
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I hate it.
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Ahhhhh.
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I'm gonna go
check on the kids.
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Really, really dumb.
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[ Janine vomiting ]Jacob: I love you so much.
This isn't gross at all.Hello?
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Guys? Hello?
Are you okay?
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Yeah, um...[ Retches ]
257
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,747
This has been happening
a lot lately.
258
00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,619
I-I think
that her anger at my mom
259
00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,621
is making her sick
every morning.
260
00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:55,578
I don't know
what it's called.
261
00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,711
It's like some kind
of...morning sickness.
262
00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:58,842
[ Vomits ][ Gags ]
263
00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,148
[ Vomits, coughs ]
264
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,802
Ohh.
265
00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:02,629
Could you bring
a scrunchie?
266
00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:08,460
Ooh, Mama.
[ Trilling ]
267
00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:09,592
Kay. Kay.
268
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:10,854
Oh. Hey.
Um --
269
00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,943
Hey,
this thing is great.
270
00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,510
Is it?
I-I've --
271
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,208
I've never felt more relaxed
in my entire life.
272
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:20,298
Good.Yeah, I don't know what I was
so worked up about with Jacob.
273
00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,604
He's just a boy in love.Yeah, just --
274
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,693
[ Scatting ]
275
00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,042
Oh, are you scatting?
276
00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,740
Scooby-doo-bop!
Scooby-doo-bop!
277
00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:27,654
[ Laughs ]
278
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,003
I like that you're
in this space.
279
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,745
I have some neutral news
280
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,095
that really shouldn't affectthis beautiful composure
281
00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,705
that you're experiencingright now.
282
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,011
Hit me. Whatever it is,
I'm at peace.
283
00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,882
Yeah. Okay, cool.
Um...
284
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:39,753
Janine might be pregnant.
285
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:40,580
What?!
286
00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,018
Might.
What?!
287
00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,236
Aaah!
288
00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,673
Stop it! Down! Woman!
289
00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,022
[ Laughing ]
290
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:50,459
So the doctor says, "Rectum?I damn near killed him!"
291
00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:51,460
[ Both laugh ]
292
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,984
That's even funnier
the second time.
293
00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,420
Okay.I'll see you later.
294
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:56,639
Alright.[ Laughing ] Okay.
295
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,033
Oh, shoot.
[ Laughs ]
296
00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,556
[ Laughs ]
297
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,513
Hey! Beau?
298
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:05,039
Hey, man.
No hard feelings, right?
299
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,736
Oh, no. Very
hard feelings.
300
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,868
It's on.
301
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,347
Dolores is coming to my farmon Tuesday,
302
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,784
and I'm gonna win.
303
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,090
Okay, well, she's gonna see
my farm on Tuesday, too.
304
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,004
Okay?Ooh, ahh.
305
00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,789
But we're still friends.
No.
306
00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,791
We're --
We're like gladiators.Mnh-mnh.
307
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,531
One day, we fight it out
in the ring.
308
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,533
Next day, we --
we go to the gym together.
309
00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,710
No, no, no, no, no.One of us has to die.
310
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,189
That's how gladiators work.
311
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,410
Unh!
You -- Ohh, ohh!
312
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:33,850
Let's go.
313
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:34,895
Let's do this.
Come on.
314
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,940
♪♪
315
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,812
I'm only gonna
ask you this once.
316
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,683
How many times
did you have sex?
317
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:41,771
Twice.
Zero times.
318
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:46,515
Okay, guys, we've got
zero and two times.
319
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,473
Those are two different answers.We're gonna need some details.
320
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,954
Just -- I mean,
not too many details.
321
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,565
Just the minimum amount
of details required
to answer the question.
322
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,958
It was just once,
323
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,047
but we took a really long breakin the middle.
324
00:10:57,091 --> 00:11:00,964
Yeah, and it wasn't
completely 100% all the way.
325
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,968
But then it kind of --
it kind of was100%.
326
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,840
Do you know
what 100% means?
327
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:09,625
Um...'Cause I don't know
what 100% means!
328
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,845
Hold that. Hold that.
So, get us up to speed.
329
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,760
Can you unpack that
a little bit?
330
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,805
Jacob: Yeah, okay.
Um...
331
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,851
So, Janine was wearing
this really thin blouse --
332
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:18,765
Okay, fast-forward.
333
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,854
And then we got
ice cream after.
334
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,856
Jacob needed to get
his blood sugar up.
335
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,380
[ Chuckles ] My legs were
so weak, I could barely walk.
336
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:28,557
Guys, when you say
that it wasn't 100%,
337
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,863
but it also was...Mm-hmm.
338
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,821
...that's where we're getting,
like, a little muddled.
339
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,518
I just -- I don't really know
how to explain it.
340
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,868
[ Sighs ]
341
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,870
You know, it's like when
you're at the community pool
342
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:40,221
and you dip your toe inthe water to feel if it's cold.
343
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,962
But it was not cold.
344
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,878
It was not cold at all.
345
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,793
Then we totally
did it 100%.
346
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,925
But only for a second.Well...
347
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,319
I think it's coming into --
to focus a little bit, right?
348
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,842
So, they did have sex,
349
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,410
but it seems that it was
only for one second,
350
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,281
but it was,
during that one second, 100%.
351
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,981
This is a nightmare.
352
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,157
Rio: Oh, my God.
353
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,028
I sincerely hope your daywas better than mine.
354
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,464
How was
your presentation?
355
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,640
You know what? I think
it was -- it was likely
356
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,164
the -- the best presentation
of my whole life.
357
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,209
Really?
Uh, yes.
358
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,385
But then some S.O.B.
by the name of Beau
359
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:15,691
showed up to try
to take the job from me!
360
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,127
He did what?
361
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,781
The job I created.
I did all the work.
362
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:19,913
It was my idea.
363
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,784
I thought we were friends.Beau s--
364
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,786
You arefriends.I really thought --I thought we had a breakthrough.
365
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,875
Come to find out -- no, no.
No, he's a backstabber.
366
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,485
He wants to play dirty,
guess what.
367
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:28,922
I'll tear down
his whole operation.
368
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,054
Can I tell you the worst part
of this whole thing?
369
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,839
He doesn't
even feel guilty.
370
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,492
[ Sobbing ]
371
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,407
Oh, God!
372
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,235
Oh, oh, God!Beau, we have to talk.
373
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,628
[ Clears throat ]I am freaking out!
374
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:40,890
[ Door closes ]Oh, God.
375
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,892
How can you even be in here?It reeks.
376
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,633
Smells the same way
it always does.
377
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,766
Are you crying?
What's wrong?
378
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,421
[ Gasps ]
I went to the pitch.
379
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,683
And?
380
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,947
When I showed up,
Mike was there,
381
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,862
trying to steal the job
out from under me.
382
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,602
Son of a biscuit!
383
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,953
What kind of lowlifesteals a job
384
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,912
right from under
his best friend?!
385
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,305
Maybe he's
hard up for cash.
386
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,657
[ Voice breaking ]
Maybe he's ashamed.
387
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,615
God knows what
he's going through!
388
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,921
We got to win this thing.
389
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,270
We're gonna
take it from him
390
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,532
'cause we're gonna
need that income.
391
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,707
Janine might be pregnant.
392
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:16,883
What?!
393
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,101
Yeah.That's what
Isaid.
394
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,886
Okay, Jacob can't
support a family.
395
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,931
He can barely
support his head.
396
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,934
[ Door opens, closes ]
397
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,675
How can you be sold out
of chicken feed?
398
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:29,025
Because someone elsebought it all?
399
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,548
[ Horn honks ]
400
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:35,771
♪♪
401
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,381
Alright.
402
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,212
Uh...Rudy,what the hell happened
403
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,214
to all the chicken feed
I got this morning?
404
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,303
Beau said he'd unload it.
Said you wouldn't mind.
405
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,914
Which is odd, 'cause personally,I wouldmind,
406
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,219
'cause what are
the chickens gonna eat?
407
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,307
Where'd he unload it?
408
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,700
[ Horn honks ]
409
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:52,701
Oh.
410
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,007
Oh, ho, ho!
411
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,574
Beau,you son of a biscuit!
412
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,575
[ Chickens clucking ]
413
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,707
Beau:
This is kidnapping!
414
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,491
You don't deserve
these hens, Beau!
415
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,058
Chicken thief!
416
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,886
Get back here!
417
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,888
[ Chickens clucking ]
418
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:09,892
♪♪
419
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,024
Go get 'em, Lil' Beau.
420
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,025
[ Rooster crows ]
421
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:14,549
This rooster
can go all night.
422
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,159
Enjoy.
423
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,161
Okay, this isan absolute disaster.Uh-oh.
424
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,381
We can't have a rooster in herewith our girls!
425
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,904
Where is the --
Oh! This guy.
426
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:22,905
Oh, you little...
427
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,080
Oh, you are going back
to Beau and Kay's.
428
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,125
How dare you.We'll see how funny --
429
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,778
Only one papa
in this roost.
430
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:29,129
No -- no --Get him! He's gonna
fertilize all the eggs!
431
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,434
Catch him! Catch him!I'm getting it!
432
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,830
We have to discuss
how crazy our husbands
are being right now.
433
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,353
Who cares about them?
434
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,921
I'm -- I'm out of my mind
about Jacob and Janine.
435
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,836
Does it stink in here?
436
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,968
[ Sniffs ]What is that smell?
437
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,317
What are you talking about?
438
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,971
Oh, my God, I hope Jacob
didn't save a baby bird
439
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,842
[ Sniffs, exhales ]and forgot about it
under the sink again.
440
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,322
He does that?
Mm-hmm.
441
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,758
I don't smell anything.[ Sniffs ]
442
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,760
Does sleeping too much
make you sensitive to smells?
443
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,631
Because I've been getting
like 12 hours a night.
444
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,198
I mean, unless you'rea Hamptons housewife
445
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,156
or you ate a big bowlof spaghetti,
446
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,071
that is, like,entirely too much sleep.
447
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,768
[ Sighs ] I'm just
exhausted, you know?
448
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:02,858
Between Beau and the chickens
and Jacob and that idiot
449
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,251
who can't even tell
she's knocked up --
450
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,167
[ Vomits ]
451
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,213
Can I say something?
452
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,214
No, no, don't say it.
453
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,215
You might be pregnant.
454
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:12,999
I said not to say it.
455
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,135
No, I'm not pregnant.
I just swallowed a horsefly
while mowing the lawn.Okay.
456
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,223
Move!What are you doing?
Aw, man.
457
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,224
[ Vomits ]Ohh.
458
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,792
Janine, good to see you.
459
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,359
Have you bought a pregnancy testyet, like I told you?
460
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,665
I can't just go to the store
and buy one of those.
461
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,015
God will see.
462
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,451
"God will see"?
Shh!
463
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,192
He's probably watching
right now.
464
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:35,238
He's allowed to watch youin the bathroom, like a doctor.
465
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,457
What is wrong with her?
466
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,111
Kay, you need to buythis woman a pregnancy test.
467
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,025
You need to buy
yourself one, too.
468
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,853
Rio, are you crazy?
We live in a small town!
469
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,247
I can't just waltz into Connie'sa buy a pregnancy test.
470
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,641
Everyone will be talking
about it before sunset.
471
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,905
Fine! I'm gonna go buy you guysboth a pregnancy test.
472
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,212
Nobody pee
until I come back.
473
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,474
This is
a puke-only toilet.
474
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,431
[ Both vomit ]
475
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,303
Great.
476
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,393
Oh, my gosh.
You're pregnant?
477
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,134
No. Oh, no, no, no.
It's --
478
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,701
Rio is pregnant,and Mike is not the father.
479
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,094
Okay -- What?Oh, yes!
480
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,052
W-Wait, what?!
481
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,270
No. Mike isthe father.
482
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,011
No, he's not!
I'm not pregnant!
483
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,056
I don't know what --
484
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,492
This is ridiculous.
Here. Never mind.
485
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,450
What --I don't even know why --
This is one of --
486
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,451
Oh, my God! Rudy!
487
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,018
[ Laughs ]
Congratulations.
488
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,411
Do you know
who the father is?
489
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,020
Rudy!
490
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,717
I'mthe father?
491
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:20,718
No!
492
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,459
Guys, cool it!
493
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,461
[ Chuckles ]
Hello, Constance.
494
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,941
You -- You look dapper.
495
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,029
Here's a $100 bill.
496
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,031
Don't ask me
where it came from.
497
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,946
Rudy, you can
tell me anything.
498
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,295
Are you gambling again?
499
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,905
No, never.
500
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,429
I mean, only in
the game of love.
501
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,257
I wish I couldtell you more than that.
502
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,476
W-Well, you can.
I could help you.
503
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,088
Dolores: Rudy!
I have henhouses to inspect.
504
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,307
Huh.
505
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,701
I wonder
who that woman is.
506
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,311
Better go find outhow she knows my name.
507
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,530
[ Pills rattle ]
508
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,532
♪♪
509
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,187
[ Both laughing ]
510
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,972
Oh, you get me!
511
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,279
But you know what?
I still have to check
out the Levine-Youngs'.
512
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:02,847
But I have to say that you havea very impressive operation.
513
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,110
That's what
the sheep said.
514
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,720
[ Both laugh ]You're awful!
515
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,330
Just stop it!
516
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,853
[ Laughs ]
517
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,639
Dolores hasn't made up her mindyet, but I have a feeling.
518
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:15,164
[ Door opens, closes ]Put on your good bra.
We're going to the Sizzler.
519
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,210
Guess it pays to
stab your best friend
in the back, right?
520
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,429
Oh, no, no, no. Beau didn'tstab Mike in the back.
521
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,649
I mean, he came upwith the idea to sellto Mrs. Skillet's first.
522
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,085
Right, Beau?
523
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,174
This whole thing started
because you stole his idea.
524
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,349
Tell herthat's not true, Beau.
525
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,265
Well, I --
526
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,050
[ Sighs ]
527
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,661
It's true.
528
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,229
I stole Mike's idea.
529
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,187
And I lied to you about it.
530
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,146
Wha--I broke your trust.
531
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:43,149
I'm sorry.I-I-I-I-I hate myself, alright?
532
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,715
Oh, don't --So, let--
533
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:48,110
I'm just gonna go lay naked
in the gravel driveway
534
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,243
and cover myself
in hot mustard
535
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,027
and let the birds
peck at my flesh.
536
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,246
It's the least I can do.
537
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,161
Just tell me
why you did it.
538
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,988
'Cause I needed the money.
539
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,251
We're almost broke.
540
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,122
Wha--
541
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,689
I-I should have kept
a closer eye on things.
542
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:05,258
When we got separated,
I-I-I-I dropped the ball.
543
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,956
I know you hate me right now,
and I get it.
544
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:11,264
Go ahead.
Kick me in the nards.
545
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,092
Heel-stomp my grapes
until they make wine.
546
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:17,400
Um, listen to me.
547
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,402
I don't want to hurt you.
I love you.
548
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,839
I don't know why.
549
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,580
I don't deserve your love.
550
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,148
Of course you do,
you buttface.
551
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,368
Hey, we're in this
together, okay?
552
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,196
A year ago, yeah, sure,
553
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,241
we'd never tell
each other anything,
554
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,983
but now we're open,
we're honest.
555
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,724
We tell each other
everything.
556
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,378
[ Sighing ] Oh, God.
557
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:39,161
No.
558
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,730
Guys, come on. You both have
to take a pregnancy test.
559
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,253
No, shedoes.
I'm not pregnant.
560
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,776
You just want me to take a testso I'll go to hell.
561
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,430
If this condemns you to hell,
that means I'm gonna
562
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,084
see you there,
because you know what?
563
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,304
I've peed on literallyhundreds of these tests before.
564
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,957
Whoa. You thought you were
pregnant a lot of times.Hundreds?! Goodness, Rio.
565
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,090
That's a ton of sex.
566
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,048
Is it gonna make you
feel better? I will do
one with you right now.
567
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,572
Come on. Up and at 'em.
Let's make it rain.
568
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,269
Look alive.
Here we go.
569
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,445
Dolores: You didn't have toprepare me a whole meal.
570
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,665
An egg's an egg.
571
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,239
Oh, my God.
572
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,633
[ Gulps ]
573
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,983
This is the best eggI've ever had.
574
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,463
[ Laughs ]
575
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,117
Oh, is that
good to hear!
576
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,641
I have put so much work
into these, and I just -- I --
577
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,990
it's really important
to me --
578
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,906
Uh -- Oh, no, no.
You don't need to do that.
579
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,478
[ Crunching ]
580
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:39,352
I made my mind upbefore I came over here,
581
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,919
but you havereally surprised me.
582
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:45,358
Youhave surprised me.
I've -- I've never seen that.
583
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,577
Uh, c-can I get you something
to -- to wash that down with?
584
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,100
Mnh-mnh.
585
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,713
[ Sighs ]
So, what amI looking for here?
586
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,280
And why is yours
so wet?
587
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:55,281
What?
588
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,412
Good Lord! Rio!
589
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:58,501
You can't score extra credit
on a pregnancy test.
590
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,938
I refuse to be criticized
right now
591
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,636
for my aim
and hydration.
592
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,072
Alright, well,these results may take a while.
593
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,508
These expired in '07.
594
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,468
That's alright.
We're gonna wait here, ladies.
595
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,209
We got all the time
in the world.
596
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,736
Hey, uh, I was hoping
we could talk.
597
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,346
I got news for you.
598
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,087
Unless something
crazy happens,
599
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,524
looks like Mrs. Skillet'sgonna go with my eggs.
600
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:24,527
So, all that backstabbing,that was for nothing.
601
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,747
No one wants your eggs, andno one wants your friendship.
602
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,966
I deserve that.
603
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,708
But just know
no one hates Beau Bowman
604
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,493
as much as Beau Bowman
hates Beau Bowman.
605
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,103
Well, you are
kidding yourself,
606
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,323
because Mike Levine-Younghates Beau Bowman way worse
607
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,498
than Beau Bowman hatesBeau Bowman.
608
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,109
Oh, yeah? Well,
what Mike Levine-Young
609
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,153
needs to know
is that Beau Bowman --
610
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,765
Can we go back to
using pronouns?
611
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,550
[ Siren wailing loudly ]
612
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,986
[ Siren continues ]
613
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,423
Does that mean
we're all pregnant?
614
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,554
No, no, no.
That's the tornado siren.
615
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,339
Yeah, yeah, yeah.A tornado, like, warning,
616
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,776
or, like, a tornado's
happening right now?
617
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,473
Like, get to the shelter,
Dorothy,
618
00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:00,563
because in real life,
you don't go to Oz, okay?
619
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,651
Your face gets planted
in a tree.
620
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,000
Get inside!
Alright!
621
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:04,524
I'll be in the basement!Good luck getting home!
622
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,135
I'm not going home,
unless it's to Jesus!
623
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,224
We got to get to the basement.
Let's go.
624
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,444
Wait, wait,
I don't want this.Okay, o-okay, um...Well, me either.
625
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:14,142
So, you, um, are
gonna be in my right pocket.
626
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,317
Kay, you're in
my left pocket.
627
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,363
I'll do upper-booby pocket.
Okay, good.
628
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,103
Oh, I feel like I got to
give this jump suit away.
629
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,322
There's, like,
pee all over it.
630
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,802
Hey, go! Go!
Get in the basement!
631
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,500
[ Siren continues ]
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