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LAUREL: You know those
teen vampire movies
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that feel like the horny
soap opera fever dreams
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of a sentient
eight-grade diary?
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Here's how this one ended.
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Here's how mine began.
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Thank you for this.
Thank you.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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What about sunlight?
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No,
it will make you sick
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and it's blinding,
but it won't hurt you.
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-Uh, garlic?
-No.
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-Uh, crosses?
-No!
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No, not sticks,
nor holy water,
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or anything like that
can hurt you.
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The only thing
we need to worry about...
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DUKE: Is me.
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Duke, don't!
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Hold her down.
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-You poor thing!
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I bet you thought
you were the hero
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of your own little movie.
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Finally, you've been bitten
by the radioactive spider
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confirming what you've
always suspected.
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That you are, in fact,
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a special center
of the universe.
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I love him!
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No!
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But you're not special,
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and life isn't
a fucking movie.
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Except sometimes you do meet
the bad guys.
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You're going to
kill me now, too?
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Why would I do that?
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You messed up is all.
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And for a good reason.
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Love.
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The heart wants
what it wants, right?
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-One year in the hole.
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I'm sorry,
but you got to learn
to respect the rules.
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No fucking boys.
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MAN OVER PA:
All right, everybody,
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put your hands together
for the graduating class
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-of Central Oregon High!
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♪ And I'm fucked up
and I'm feeling it
I'm feeling it
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♪ And I'm looking up
at the ceiling, the ceiling
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♪ 'Cause you fucked up
and I'm feeling it
I'm feeling it
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♪ And I'm not trying
to conceal it, conceal it
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♪ I'm just trying
to fill my cup
'cause you drain my love... ♪
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You don't think they're
gonna fuck right here, do you?
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God, I hope so.
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Why do we even come
to these things?
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LAUREL: We don't.
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She better come up
for air.
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There it is.
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I wish somebody would burp
in my face like that.
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Same.
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-Fucking same.
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♪ Graduation, whoo!
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LAUREL: Uh-huh.
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Uh, look, I got something
I wanna tell you.
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Is that okay?
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-Yeah.
-Okay, okay.
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Um...
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I just wanna say...
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I wanna say,
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"Hey, what you've done
is just so cool."
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-So cool, you know?
-Uh-huh.
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Like, seriously, I just...
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I want to let you to know
that I really admire you.
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-It's so cool.
-Thanks.
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Okay, thank you for that.
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Hey, Laurel, come
check this out real quick.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Hey, can, can I...
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-Better keep in touch
when you're down there.
-I will.
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You're gonna go down there
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and meet all these
interesting people
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and you're gonna forget
all about me.
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And I'm gonna have to live
vicariously through your snaps.
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I'm only gonna be gone
a couple months.
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You're never coming back here.
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That's what happens.
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Friends you make
in high school
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are just the people
you're stuck with.
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They're friends
by forced proximity.
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You're ridiculous,
you know that?
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You can come visit me.
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Well, maybe I will.
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Give Mark my love.
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Feel free to send me pics
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if you should maybe happen
to catch him in his underwear.
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Ew! That's my brother.
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It's what keeps us apart.
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Whatever.
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Just don't drift away.
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I won't.
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I need you, kid.
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Oh, get off of me.
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-Is that everything?
-Yup.
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Okay. Watch your gages now.
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Lots of cars overheat
on those roads coming into LA.
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I know.
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All right,
I put a couple of jugs
of water in the back.
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Just in case. You're welcome.
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Thank you.
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Come on, she's going away
for the summer,
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she's not moving to Japan.
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I know. I know.
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Remember, be safe.
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-If you feel tired,
pull over and rest.
-I will.
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Yes, but keep those
goddamn doors locked.
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Oh, my God, guys.
I'm gonna be fine.
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I want you to call me
every time you stop.
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And if you forget,
I'm buying a ticket
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and coming down there
to kill you.
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-LAUREL: I know.
-Don't ignore your mom.
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I won't.
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-She'll do it.
-I know she will.
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And for Pete's sake,
don't spend your time
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hovered over your computer
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or your phone
like you do here, all right?
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You're 18. Go and get in
some trouble.
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-Bill?
-What?
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-You know what I mean.
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Your father and I
want to tell you
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we know it's been a hard year,
few years, but
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we're so proud of you.
Right, Bill?
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Thanks.
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Really, we mean it.
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-Go have fun. Be safe.
-LAUREL: I will.
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-MOTHER: I love you.
-I love you too.
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MOTHER: Okay.
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-LAUREL: Bye, guys.
- Bye.
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-Be safe.
-I will.
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-I love you.
-LAUREL: I love you too.
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Bye!
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Well, she's gone.
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-Should we go have sex?
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♪ She watches sports on TV
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♪ She's got more friends
than me, oh, yeah
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♪ Everybody loves my mom
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♪ She's got more drugs
than me
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♪ She gives them out for free
oh, yeah
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♪ Everybody loves my mom
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♪ Am I the only one
who thinks it's wrong?
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ANDY: Where you at now?
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Um, something like,
Pencildicktown.
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I think it's like Bakersfield,
or some shit.
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I don't know.
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ANDY:
Did you hear?
Candice is crackhead.
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What the fuck?
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ANDY: Can you believe
that shit?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Okay, Andy,
I'm gonna call you back.
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I'm gonna need a greasy-ass
cheeseburger and I'm gonna
stuff it in my face.
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♪ With Todd and Mike and Keith oh, yeah
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♪ Everybody loves my mom
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♪ Am I the only one
who thinks it's wrong?
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♪ Am I the type
that just can't get along?
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♪ Everybody loves my mom
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♪ Everybody loves my mom
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♪ Everybody loves my mom
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♪ Everybody loves my mom
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MARK:
Wake up, nerd.
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LAUREL: You scared me, jerk.
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MARK: How was the drive?
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The first six hours were great.
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Yeah.
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I feel like shit, though.
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Like I stepped out of
an elephant's mouth.
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I've only been asleep
for three hours?
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Plenty of time.
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Just
a little bit more, please.
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-No!
-Please.
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No, we got places to go.
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-So, get fancy, all right?
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And call Mom. She's pissed.
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Of course she is.
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Bathroom. Kitchen. My room.
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Yeah, make yourself at home.
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Where are we going?
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Yago, Death Valley Girls.
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Fuck, yes.
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Wait, one problem.
What's your ID sitch?
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-Works fine now.
-Okay, cool.
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If not, we'll send
your ass back,
but I think we'll be golden.
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I'll stab the doorman
if I have to.
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I got some friends
I think are coming.
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They're not gonna be all
patronizing, are they?
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'Cause I'm really
not in the mood.
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People aren't like that here,
as much.
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Right, so listen,
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I know Mom sent you down
with some money,
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and you saved up
a little yourself...
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And I know she gave you some
for me to stay here.
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But I think
you should look for a job.
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I mean, I know
you're on vacation
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before you decide to do
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whatever it is you gonna do
with your life,
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but I think you're gonna
wanna stay here.
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With you?
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Yeah. Why not?
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I mean, you'd
move out eventually, I hope.
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Or go to college, I guess.
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All right, take a shower,
go get ready.
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Whatever you gotta do,
chop-chop.
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-Let's go.
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♪ I heard
you're moving west...
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MARK:
Yo, hurry up.
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They're gonna be here
any minute.
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All right, just a sec.
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♪ Miss your old apartment
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♪ And the red paint
on your door
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♪ Maybe I'm saying too much
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♪ But I feel it changing us
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♪ Promise me we're better off
grown up now
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♪ Call me
when you make it out there
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♪ I'll be waiting
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♪ Feels so easy on your own
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♪ I've been wondering
if we were
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♪ All that different
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♪ Or is it in the blood
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♪ Call me, call me
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♪ Call me, call me
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♪ You can call me
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Okay.
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Yeah, uh, this is
out of state, so...
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-Sorry.
-What's the hold up?
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Uh, they were just, uh...
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Looks fine to me.
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Looks fine to me.
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Next, guys.
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Thank you. Okay.
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♪ If you're a man
I'm a man
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♪ Too, ooh
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♪ If you're a man
I'm twice the man as you
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Hey, I'm gonna grab something
to drink. You want something?
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-Yeah, sure.
-All right.
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♪ If you're a man
I'm a man
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♪ Too, ooh
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♪ If you're a man
I'm twice a man as you ♪
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LAUREL: Hey!
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-What the fuck is
your problem?
-MARK: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hey, come on! Come on, man!
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-BOY: You're out of here.
-Hey, are you okay?
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Yeah, fucking dick.
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Where are your friends at?
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Oh, they canceled.
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It's something you got to get
used to around here.
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People flaking out on plans.
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-I'll be right back.
-All right...
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LAUREL: Hi, um,
rum and Coke, please.
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MARK:
Hey, is this your first time
seeing the Death Valley Girls?
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LAUREL: Thanks.
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GIRL: Hi.
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Hey.
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What's with the hamburger
and shoestring?
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00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,835
Uh, it's a conversation starter.
259
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,359
I like that, clever.
260
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,579
I thought so.
261
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,581
-What's your name?
-Laurel.
262
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,279
-Izzy.
-Nice to meet you, Izzy.
263
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,541
You're not from here, are you?
264
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,937
-How can you tell?
-I just can.
265
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,722
That's depressing.
266
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:29,597
No, no. It's just
you're so enthusiastic.
267
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,426
People live here long enough
and they get
all self-conscious
268
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,776
and jaded, it's so whack.
269
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,604
This is actually
my first night here.
270
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,693
-At the Yago?
-In LA.
271
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,912
Oh, where are you from?
272
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,393
-Oregon.
-You just moved here?
273
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,829
No. Well...
274
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,572
Maybe. I'm staying
with my brother.
275
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:49,617
He's over there.
276
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:56,276
Oh! Cool!
277
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,147
Yeah, and, um...
278
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,106
Tell your friend thanks,
by the way,
279
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,672
for throwing her weight around
back there.
280
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:02,978
Oh, Duke.
281
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,025
She seems intense.
282
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:10,986
She is.
283
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,686
Hey, we're going to
284
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,166
an afterhours party
in downtown,
285
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,254
if you want to come.
286
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,388
Oh, um...
287
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,611
You don't have to
if you don't feel comfortable.
288
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,092
No, uh, I'd love to.
289
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:31,746
K.
290
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,791
-K?
-Yeah.
291
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,315
Is that something
people say here?
292
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,143
Nah, just me and my friends.
293
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,580
Oh, well... K.
294
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:40,885
Hmm.
295
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,160
-Don't go.
-Let go of me.
296
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:55,813
Let go!
297
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,369
IZZY: Hey, I'm gonna
talk to them,
298
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,500
-I'll be right back.
-LAUREL: Okay.
299
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:31,762
IZZY: I'll just be a second.
300
00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:00,139
♪ Game over, game over
301
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,628
♪ Just because I said I want it
302
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:18,157
♪ Listen close to what I say
303
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,559
-You all right?
-Yeah.
304
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,431
Uh, what is this place?
305
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,563
Well, it used to be
a jewelry manufacturer.
306
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,827
Then it became a place
for bands to rent out
for rehearsal space.
307
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,395
And now, it's our secret
party palace.
308
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,616
-Who owns it?
-We do.
309
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,096
-Crazy.
-Can I show you the best part?
310
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,141
Sure.
311
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,934
Ten goes straight to hustle.
312
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,022
Yeah, no kidding.
313
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,503
You got reamed.
314
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,811
All right, let's see it.
315
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:08,555
Come on, them's the rules, kid.
316
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,296
-Kid?
-Son.
317
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,476
Fine, fine.
Better give the lady
what she wants.
318
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,655
Not bad.
319
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:24,614
Come on, don't act
like you're not impressed.
320
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,616
You got enough blood in you
to work that thing?
321
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,096
What?
322
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,880
If I take you upstairs,
you're not gonna get all
323
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,491
stage frighty on me, are you?
324
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,058
No, uh, I... I don't think so.
325
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,498
No, no. Definitely not.
326
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,631
All right. Let's go.
327
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,331
You can come too.
328
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,334
Everyone out by 4:00.
329
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,209
Boo.
330
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,654
♪ I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy
331
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:34,380
Is it corny that I'm looking
for the Hollywood sign?
332
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,772
No.
333
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,339
But you can't see it form here.
334
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,299
Feels like
I'm in a fricking movie.
335
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,779
You guys live here?
336
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,565
Sometimes.
337
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:49,395
Okay, so are you all like
bank robbers or something?
338
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,310
I don't mean
to be rude, but like,
339
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,790
how do you afford this?
Who are you?
340
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,357
We're supervillains.
341
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,491
You meant like
an app or something?
342
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,928
No.
343
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:03,626
What do you do?
344
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,282
Sorry, is that rude?
345
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,893
No, it's cool.
346
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,765
I direct music videos.
347
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,462
LAUREL: Oh!
348
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,638
Anything I've seen?
349
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:18,554
Uh, lots of Bay Area hip-hop.
350
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:20,208
Like underground stuff.
351
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:21,427
LAUREL:
How did you get into that?
352
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:24,038
Well, I liked photography
in high school
353
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:27,041
and then I was lucky enough
to get my hands on a camera,
354
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:29,652
so I started filming
my friends skateboarding
and shit.
355
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:32,786
Editing that with some music,
and I put it online
356
00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:34,048
and it took off from there.
357
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:35,179
LAUREL: That's so cool.
358
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,833
Uh, um...
359
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:39,401
I keep saying cool,
like a jackass.
360
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,796
Uh, but it is, like,
really cool and interesting.
361
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:45,320
I wish I was that accomplished.
362
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,715
It is cool, I guess.
What do you wanna do?
363
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:52,153
-With, like, my life?
-Yeah.
364
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:54,982
I have no idea.
365
00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:58,072
What do you love?
366
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,816
I don't know.
367
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,600
Every time I feel like
I get into something,
368
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,472
it's really easy for me
to lose interest.
369
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,474
Like, what's the point,
you know?
370
00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:09,866
Mmm-hmm.
371
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,740
Like, a complete
anhedonia sometimes.
372
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:16,917
Whoo! Dropping expensive words
on me.
373
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:19,920
No, but I get
what you mean though.
374
00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:26,100
I think I'd like to workwith people in some way, though.
375
00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:27,797
Like a social worker?
376
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:32,498
Maybe more just helping people
through tough shit.
377
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,325
Whatever job that is.
378
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,726
So, why are you sitting
so far away?
379
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,474
I didn't want
to just show you the roof.
380
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,694
I hope that's not a bad thing.
381
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:58,001
No, um...
382
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,482
No, I guess I'm just nervous.
383
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:03,442
Too nervous
to scoot over here
a little bit?
384
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,534
No.
385
00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,164
Shit.
386
00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:42,785
What a shame.
I thought you'd be ready.
387
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:46,006
I, uh...
388
00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:47,921
DUKE: I guess you're just
gonna have to watch first.
389
00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:25,132
What the fuck, man?
390
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:31,225
What the fuck? Jimmy!
391
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,531
Jimmy! Jimmy, come on, man!
392
00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:36,012
Jimmy, come on, man!
393
00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:39,581
Come on! Got to wake up, dude!
394
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:41,278
Jimmy is dead as fuck, yo.
395
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,020
What the fuck did you just do?
396
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:48,242
I drank his blood.
397
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:50,723
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
398
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,507
Poor Jimmy.
399
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,683
His only mistake was
keeping shitty company.
400
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:57,077
You, on the other hand...
401
00:25:59,122 --> 00:26:00,907
That thing that you did.
402
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,865
The thing that you hoped that
no one would find about,
403
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,911
the thing you thought
you got away with,
404
00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:06,565
it's precisely why you're here.
405
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:08,610
What?
406
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,657
Do you want me
to say her name?
407
00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,835
How do you know that?
408
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,751
My super sexy
vampire power, silly.
409
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,363
It's Claire, by the way.
410
00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:24,800
Unless you thought
it was a lucky guess.
411
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:27,237
What the hell is going on?
412
00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:30,284
You know, I really wouldn't
sweat the details, Todd.
413
00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:32,547
So right now you got exactly
the length of this cigarette
414
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,203
to come to terms with the fact
that for once in your life,
415
00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,248
it's just not gonna
work out for you.
416
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:53,437
Not a lot of stars.
417
00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:56,092
That's the one good thing
about where I come from.
418
00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:58,312
You can see the whole damn
Milky Way at night.
419
00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:01,402
You hungry at all?
420
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:05,667
My first night in LA,
421
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,408
and it's already
the best night of my life.
422
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:10,629
I'm not trying to be weird.
423
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,979
God, I hope that didn't sound
too dramatic.
424
00:27:13,022 --> 00:27:14,676
No.
425
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,374
But if we can make it
more special,
426
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:20,073
if you had one night here,
one night only,
427
00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:21,596
what else would you wanna do?
428
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,949
Probably wanna see
the sunrise at the ocean.
429
00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:29,952
The sun sets in the west.
It doesn't rise.
430
00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:33,608
-Fuck.
-But we can still go.
431
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:39,092
So, not to sound all emo,
432
00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:41,747
but can I see you again?
433
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,884
I think this is more just
like a one-night thing.
434
00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:50,277
Oh...
435
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,932
-I'm sorry.
-No, no. Um...
436
00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:58,198
It has nothing to do with you.
437
00:27:58,241 --> 00:28:00,287
It's fine.
You don't have to
explain yourself.
438
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,158
It's not the first time...
439
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,771
...you know...
440
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,973
DUKE: That's enough.
441
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,248
I like this one.
442
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:52,643
She reminds me
of somebody I used to know.
443
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,127
In case
you haven't figured it out...
444
00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:08,398
Shoveled a lot of shit
in your life, haven't you?
445
00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:11,184
How would you like to hold
the keys to the kingdom
for a change?
446
00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:15,710
Do you know
what it is I'm asking?
447
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,713
Duke, are you sure?
448
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,846
Why don't we give you
some time to think about it?
449
00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:23,239
If you survive.
450
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:29,245
Shit.
451
00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,653
Laurel, where the fuck
have you been?
452
00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:14,002
I've been calling you all night.
453
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:16,396
And you still
haven't called Mom by the...
454
00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:17,658
Jesus fucking Christ,
what happened?
455
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:19,051
Nothing.
456
00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:20,966
-Did somebody do this to you?
-No.
457
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,839
-Laurel.
-I'm fine.
458
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,146
-It's just, stupid...
-What?
459
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:31,280
-I fell.
-What?
460
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:34,631
I was drunk
and I didn't sleep enough
461
00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:36,546
and I fell.
462
00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,722
I woke up, everyone was gone.
463
00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:41,769
-You fell?
-I fell, Mark.
464
00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:53,259
Wait, your friends
just up and bailed on you?
465
00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:56,001
I guess.
466
00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:59,439
Probably didn't know what to do
467
00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:00,657
and booked it.
468
00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:03,443
Why the fuck didn't you call me?
469
00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:07,142
Because I smashed my phone.
470
00:32:07,186 --> 00:32:08,274
Well, that's fucking great.
471
00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:09,928
Please don't tell Mom.
472
00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,938
Hey, do I need to take you
to the hospital?
473
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:24,072
Mmm-mmm. I just need to rest.
474
00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:27,336
You wanna take my bed?
475
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:30,905
LAUREL: No, I'm just
476
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,473
gonna pass out right here,
if that's all right.
477
00:32:36,737 --> 00:32:38,652
Could you close
the blinds though?
478
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:40,088
It's fucking bright in here.
479
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:43,874
Hey, you gotta do me
a favor, though.
480
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,051
Call Mom.
481
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,270
Tell her you dropped
your phone in the toilet
or something.
482
00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:50,969
-Okay?
-LAUREL: Mmm-hmm.
483
00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:27,918
-What time is it?
-MARK: 7:00.
484
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:29,485
Oh.
485
00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:32,749
It feels like
I've been asleep forever.
486
00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:34,751
MARK: It's Sunday.
487
00:33:36,623 --> 00:33:37,798
Holy shit.
488
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,367
MARK: You hungry?
489
00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:45,153
Not really.
490
00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:47,025
MARK: You should
eat something anyway.
491
00:33:58,471 --> 00:34:00,951
You know what? I'm okay.
492
00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:02,344
MARK: Just eat it.
493
00:34:20,014 --> 00:34:22,321
MARK: Whoa! Hey!
494
00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:31,112
Lolo, you okay in there?
495
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,465
MARK: What's going on with you?
496
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,599
-Jesus.
497
00:34:39,642 --> 00:34:41,992
You sure you don't need
to go to the hospital?
498
00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:44,865
No. I'm fine.
499
00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:48,173
-Laurel.
-LAUREL: I'm fine!
500
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,230
Okay.
501
00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:20,509
Ah.
502
00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:49,555
Fuck.
503
00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:55,996
Hi, can I help you guys
with something?
504
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,606
Is Laurel home?
505
00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:59,260
MARK: It's a bit late.
506
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:00,479
Is it?
507
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,963
Are you gonna
let us in or what?
508
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,488
MARK: Yeah, sure.
509
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:12,752
Hey, kid.
510
00:37:14,928 --> 00:37:17,235
-Nice boxers.
-Yeah, thanks.
511
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,109
How are you feeling?
512
00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:25,634
I'm fine.
513
00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:27,593
You were supposed to
meet us, remember?
514
00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:31,379
Yeah, sorry about that.
515
00:37:31,423 --> 00:37:33,033
Sorry about the other night.
516
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:34,252
I'm glad you're okay.
517
00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:35,601
Whoa, whoa, wait.
518
00:37:35,644 --> 00:37:37,951
Are these the fucking assholes
who ditched you?
519
00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:45,001
No, they're not.
520
00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,875
Thought we'd stop by
and see if you're still down.
521
00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:51,704
Glad we found the place.
You weren't answering
your phone.
522
00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:54,402
Okay, why's everyone
talking so cryptically?
523
00:37:54,446 --> 00:37:56,796
And why's she sorry
about the other night?
524
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,190
LAUREL: Mark, can you just...
525
00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:01,627
Can you just go
put on some pants?
526
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:03,193
He's fine the way he is.
527
00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,805
Oh, how fucking rude of me
528
00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:07,502
to be in my living room
in boxers
529
00:38:07,546 --> 00:38:09,852
at, the middle
of the fucking night?
530
00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:11,289
Mark!
531
00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:17,295
Okay.
532
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:23,039
LAUREL: Yeah, just, um...
533
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,693
Just give me a second
to get ready.
534
00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:26,216
Okay.
535
00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:39,752
-So, are you guys like...
-Vampires?
536
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:40,883
Yup.
537
00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:45,975
Am I a vampire now?
538
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,803
Do you wanna be?
539
00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:49,109
LAUREL: I don't know.
540
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,200
Can vampires get drunk?
541
00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:55,333
DUKE: Bitch, you can get
as lit as you want.
542
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:04,037
LAUREL: Were you gonna kill me?
543
00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,693
Does that scare you?
544
00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:09,912
LAUREL: Not really.
545
00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:11,653
Why not?
546
00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:17,006
My life's already
kind of been
like a horror movie.
547
00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:20,009
Most of it. So...
548
00:39:23,273 --> 00:39:24,579
Fuck it.
549
00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:50,649
Careful, that's the last one.
550
00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:53,391
What is it?
551
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:54,783
The cure.
552
00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:56,132
If you take it
before you feed,
553
00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:57,699
you'll turn back
into your old self.
554
00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:02,704
Now would be the time
for any questions.
555
00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:05,577
Do you guys kill people?
556
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:06,665
Indiscriminately.
557
00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:09,363
Innocent people?
558
00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:12,235
Say it's like 80/20.
559
00:40:12,279 --> 00:40:14,499
You know, we try
to target the trolls,
560
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:17,023
the privileged
and their apathetic
trust fund kids,
561
00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:20,330
but we're not a movement.
562
00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:22,115
We're a terrorist
organization, at best.
563
00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:25,858
So, you were gonna kill me.
564
00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:27,990
Yes.
565
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,167
Why?
566
00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:33,300
People you're attracted to
taste better.
567
00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:36,912
I don't wanna kill people.
568
00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:38,871
Too bad.
569
00:40:38,914 --> 00:40:40,438
DUKE: Knock it off.
570
00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:45,355
The world's a meatgrinder, kid.
571
00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:47,314
Especially if you're a woman.
572
00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:49,925
I don't think you need
a Power Point presentation
to know that one's true.
573
00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:54,016
We're politically, socially,
and mythologically fucked.
574
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:56,149
Our roles are secondary.
575
00:40:56,192 --> 00:41:00,196
Our body's suspect,
alien, other.
576
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,939
We're made to be monsters,
so let's be monsters.
577
00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:06,202
Let's be gods.
578
00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:09,989
What we offer here
is not the chance
to join a group,
579
00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:12,470
but the chance
to truly be
an individual.
580
00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:17,257
That's the pitch.
581
00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:24,873
What about my family?
582
00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:26,614
DUKE: What about them?
583
00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,486
Izzy directs music videos
and visits her brother
all the time.
584
00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:33,099
Frog does tattoos
out of her dad's shop
in Eagle Rock.
585
00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:34,230
And Roya...
586
00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:35,971
has a cat.
587
00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:37,799
Mister Kitty.
588
00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:39,497
We stick together
because we want to.
589
00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:42,108
Because it's safer.
590
00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:43,718
But you can do
whatever you want,
591
00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:45,851
just don't break the rules.
592
00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:47,592
All right, what are the rules?
593
00:41:47,635 --> 00:41:48,984
Glad you asked.
594
00:41:49,028 --> 00:41:50,377
The first rule of Bite Club...
595
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:51,552
Bite Club?
596
00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:53,032
Juggalos was taken.
597
00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:55,425
We don't actually have a name.
598
00:41:55,469 --> 00:41:57,297
I just... I was trying
to sound cool.
599
00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:58,733
What about Bit Girls?
600
00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:00,518
Nah, sounds like
we're part of STEM
or something.
601
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:01,910
DUKE: Anyway...
602
00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:05,261
Rule number one,
603
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:07,786
you never glamour
another vampire.
604
00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:09,570
Okay? You never
invade their minds
605
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:10,615
to affect their decisions.
606
00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:14,009
Rule number two.
607
00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:16,011
You kill what you eat.
608
00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:18,448
Otherwise it turns,
609
00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:20,581
and we're not ready
for that kind
of expansion yet.
610
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:23,062
All potential recruits
are decided by me,
and me alone,
611
00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:24,498
but we all have veto power.
612
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:30,156
Which brings me to our final,
and most important rule.
613
00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:34,160
You never, ever, turn a man.
614
00:42:35,204 --> 00:42:36,554
It's off limits.
615
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:39,600
Men can't handle power.
616
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:41,733
They have it already
and look at
what they've done with it.
617
00:42:44,779 --> 00:42:45,911
What about me?
618
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,784
Never crossed my mind.
619
00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:58,967
So, what do you say, ladies?
620
00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:01,883
All those in favor of Laurel
joining the V-Squad.
621
00:43:02,884 --> 00:43:03,972
Yup.
622
00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:05,452
Yeah.
623
00:43:08,847 --> 00:43:10,022
All right.
624
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:12,677
K.
625
00:43:34,829 --> 00:43:38,137
DUKE: This is Jacob.
626
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:39,921
When Jacob isn't listening
to Joe Rogan
627
00:43:39,965 --> 00:43:43,011
prat along about ayahuasca,
he's on Twitter
628
00:43:43,055 --> 00:43:45,361
under the user name,
shitlordshaman89
629
00:43:45,405 --> 00:43:46,536
where he tells young women
630
00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:48,843
they deserve to be
raped to death.
631
00:43:48,887 --> 00:43:51,454
He also spends his time
growing conspiracy molds
632
00:43:51,498 --> 00:43:54,370
about the deep state
and the vile petri dish
of subreddits
633
00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:56,285
with other
like-minded fucksticks.
634
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:58,940
However,
one of these conspiracies
635
00:43:58,984 --> 00:44:01,421
involves the idea
that there's a secret cabal
636
00:44:01,464 --> 00:44:04,467
of female vampires
that stalk Los Angeles.
637
00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:06,556
Broken clocks, am I right?
638
00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:09,734
So, Jacob and his buddies,
639
00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:11,300
they get together
and they share stories
640
00:44:11,344 --> 00:44:13,085
and they fancy themselves
vampire hunters.
641
00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:15,130
Don't you, Jacob?
642
00:44:15,174 --> 00:44:16,610
-Don't you, Jacob?
643
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,789
Luckily for us,
Jacob is also on Tinder
644
00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:24,618
where he goes
by his full name,
Jacob Oflinger,
645
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,838
and, yes, he's posing
with a fish he caught.
646
00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:31,712
He describes himself
as old-fashioned
and a bit fashy.
647
00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:33,975
All it took Frog was
a few choice photos
to lure him out
648
00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:35,629
of whatever baby cave
he was holed up in.
649
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:42,375
Crunch time, kid.
650
00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:44,029
This is the part
where you take the red pill
651
00:44:44,072 --> 00:44:45,508
and kick it in wonderland,
652
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:47,597
-or go back home to Kansas.
653
00:45:00,219 --> 00:45:01,307
That's it.
654
00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:06,573
You're nothing but a cat
with its prey.
655
00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:16,583
Do it!
656
00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:21,762
I'm sorry. I can't.
657
00:45:22,415 --> 00:45:23,590
I can't do it.
658
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,247
No. You just need more time.
659
00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:30,075
Duke, what are you doing?
Let go of me.
660
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:31,511
-Duke!
-Let go!
661
00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:35,036
-She's made up her mind.
-I know what I'm doing.
662
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,864
Let me go! Help!
663
00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:40,389
-Let her go.
-LAUREL: Help me! Help!
664
00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:41,956
-LAUREL: Help!
665
00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:50,748
What do we do now?
666
00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,575
-Nothing.
-FROG: What?
667
00:45:52,619 --> 00:45:54,012
We let her go.
668
00:45:54,795 --> 00:45:57,058
She'll learn. She'll feed.
669
00:45:59,017 --> 00:46:00,366
As for you...
670
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,515
What's so fucking funny?
671
00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:21,169
We got you bitches in hell.
672
00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:25,190
What are you doing, man?
Fucking waste 'em.
673
00:47:25,233 --> 00:47:26,278
Yeah, hurry the fuck up!
674
00:47:26,321 --> 00:47:27,322
Come on.
675
00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:29,977
-Ahhh!
676
00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:34,199
Not so fucking fast.
677
00:47:37,289 --> 00:47:38,681
You'll put...
678
00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:39,900
the flamethrower...
679
00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,032
down.
680
00:47:42,642 --> 00:47:43,817
Your mental bullshit
681
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:46,254
ain't gonna work on me,
snowflake.
682
00:47:46,298 --> 00:47:47,777
I'm linked to the master.
683
00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:49,431
-I want the code...
684
00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:50,519
to the vault.
685
00:47:50,563 --> 00:47:51,564
Go fuck yourself.
686
00:47:52,434 --> 00:47:53,522
Ahhh!
687
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,135
Smoke me, motherfucker!
I'm not giving you shit.
688
00:47:57,178 --> 00:47:58,397
You don't understand.
689
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,746
He promised me.
690
00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:01,008
He promised.
691
00:48:01,052 --> 00:48:02,749
So, if you want
your little friend to live
692
00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:03,837
you will release him!
693
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,708
I will never release him.
694
00:48:05,752 --> 00:48:07,536
I could give two shits
and a fuck what you'll do.
695
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:08,755
Even if I did,
696
00:48:08,798 --> 00:48:10,104
he wouldn't give you what
you wanted anyway.
697
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:12,106
Release him! God damn it!
698
00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:13,847
Or else I'll barbeque
all of you.
699
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,849
-Do it.
-Release him now.
700
00:48:50,884 --> 00:48:51,885
Argh!
701
00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:22,785
I'd ask how you were doing,
but...
702
00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:24,744
frankly, you seem
to be doing pretty well.
703
00:49:24,787 --> 00:49:26,398
All things considered.
704
00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:29,227
How is she?
705
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:30,968
Frog?
706
00:49:32,186 --> 00:49:33,187
She'll live.
707
00:49:35,233 --> 00:49:36,234
You?
708
00:49:40,151 --> 00:49:42,327
Did you come up here
to give me a speech?
709
00:49:43,241 --> 00:49:44,459
Don't flatter yourself.
710
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,071
This is my thinking roof.
711
00:49:53,077 --> 00:49:54,078
What was all that?
712
00:49:55,949 --> 00:49:57,646
Maybe not right now, all right?
713
00:49:57,690 --> 00:49:59,039
No, fuck that.
I wanna know everything.
714
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:01,520
You owe me that.
715
00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:04,262
I guess I do.
716
00:50:08,831 --> 00:50:11,269
Part of the reason we stick
together is because we have to.
717
00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:15,186
Those two young guys...
718
00:50:16,404 --> 00:50:17,536
were vampire hunters.
719
00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:21,322
That old man...
720
00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:24,499
he was a Familiar.
721
00:50:26,675 --> 00:50:28,373
Something that vampires
used to have.
722
00:50:28,895 --> 00:50:30,288
Well...
723
00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:32,464
one vampire used to have.
724
00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:34,118
DUKE: Someone to do
his dirty laundry.
725
00:50:34,901 --> 00:50:36,207
Literally,
726
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:37,904
his dirty laundry,
727
00:50:37,947 --> 00:50:40,559
file his taxes, whatever.
728
00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:43,214
In exchange for the promise thatone day he would turn them.
729
00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,086
But he would never turn them.
730
00:50:49,350 --> 00:50:50,351
Who was he?
731
00:50:53,398 --> 00:50:54,399
Vlad...
732
00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:56,966
Manfred...
733
00:50:58,272 --> 00:50:59,404
Castaneda.
734
00:51:01,319 --> 00:51:02,494
The Master.
735
00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:14,549
And?
736
00:51:16,116 --> 00:51:17,074
I'm getting there.
737
00:51:21,861 --> 00:51:23,776
In this world, it takes
a tremendous...
738
00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:26,431
amount of guts,
739
00:51:26,474 --> 00:51:29,129
for some people to merely exist.
740
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:32,219
Much less,
be who they truly are.
741
00:51:32,263 --> 00:51:35,570
And back when I was
a little bit younger
than you are now...
742
00:51:35,614 --> 00:51:38,182
to be who I wanted to be,
I had to run away from home.
743
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,143
I won't bother you with
what fucking farm I came from.
744
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,146
But when I was 15...
745
00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:48,322
I knew exactly where
I had to get to.
746
00:51:49,845 --> 00:51:51,151
DUKE: New York City.
747
00:52:03,859 --> 00:52:05,339
But this was New York
in the '70s.
748
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,733
A shithole.
749
00:52:09,996 --> 00:52:12,303
And I didn't have a dime to my name or a pot to piss in.
750
00:52:12,346 --> 00:52:13,521
But I didn't care.
751
00:52:14,783 --> 00:52:16,263
Because I was free.
752
00:52:16,307 --> 00:52:21,138
♪ You've been running down
me all night and all day
753
00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:25,838
So I did what I had to do.
754
00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:30,147
♪ My brain is being drained
thinking about your hands
755
00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:31,452
Whatever I had to do.
756
00:52:31,496 --> 00:52:33,150
♪ Sipping on your shadow
757
00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:36,718
♪ Through an itty bitty hole
in my heart
758
00:52:39,243 --> 00:52:40,244
And I fought...
759
00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:43,856
and I scraped.
760
00:52:45,379 --> 00:52:50,254
♪ Your twisted spell
has driven me sane
761
00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:52,212
And I learned how to survive.
762
00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:55,694
♪ Oh, you make me wanna be the one to take a slip on down your drain
763
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:00,525
Until finally...
764
00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:07,096
♪ Sweet, sweet sugar baby
melting on my lips...
765
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:08,533
I learned how to thrive.
766
00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:13,059
I'd found my home.
767
00:53:13,102 --> 00:53:14,626
And I'd even found my people.
768
00:53:14,669 --> 00:53:18,064
♪ Come on here, baby
put your stain up on my hips
769
00:53:20,414 --> 00:53:23,112
I was exactly who I
wanted to be.
770
00:53:23,156 --> 00:53:26,246
♪ My eyes are falling out
just looking at you... ♪
771
00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:27,334
And nobody...
772
00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:30,598
I mean nobody...
773
00:53:31,817 --> 00:53:33,253
was ever going to take
that away from me.
774
00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:44,873
And that's when I met him.
775
00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:49,661
He was beautiful.
776
00:53:50,662 --> 00:53:51,793
Magnificent.
777
00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,709
Like an archangel.
778
00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:57,756
I was mesmerized.
779
00:53:58,931 --> 00:54:00,628
But I knew that
couldn't be right.
780
00:54:02,891 --> 00:54:06,286
I mean, I'm a full-blown,
fucking dyke.
781
00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:08,419
And here I was
drooling over this...
782
00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:10,029
man.
783
00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:13,685
I couldn't help myself.
784
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:19,778
Because I wasn't really me.
785
00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:24,478
I was a slave.
786
00:54:26,524 --> 00:54:27,916
I was one of his brides.
787
00:54:29,962 --> 00:54:31,659
There to serve
his every depravity.
788
00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:35,097
And it was like that...
789
00:54:36,447 --> 00:54:37,491
for decades.
790
00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:44,977
It was like being trapped
inside myself.
791
00:54:46,848 --> 00:54:49,286
I was aware of who I was,
who I used to be.
792
00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:53,507
But I could do nothing
about it.
793
00:54:56,249 --> 00:54:57,250
He could shapeshift.
794
00:55:00,471 --> 00:55:01,646
Turn to mist.
795
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,217
I don't know exactly,
how old he was.
796
00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:10,524
But we're talking centuries.
797
00:55:12,439 --> 00:55:15,050
And when you live that long,
the days turn to hours.
798
00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:17,879
Decades in to evenings.
799
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:20,969
When you can never OD.
800
00:55:21,796 --> 00:55:22,797
When you can never...
801
00:55:23,581 --> 00:55:25,060
be hungover or get sick.
802
00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:31,023
The only thing you can
become addicted to...
803
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,547
is the lifestyle.
804
00:55:38,422 --> 00:55:39,640
He started losing his grip.
805
00:56:01,619 --> 00:56:03,142
And that's when I took my shot.
806
00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:17,548
She was the first bride.
807
00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:19,201
The oldest and strongest of us.
808
00:56:20,942 --> 00:56:23,249
He'd saved her from some
14th century mud hut
809
00:56:23,292 --> 00:56:25,077
where her dad and uncles
fucked the goat
810
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,644
when they were too drunk
to bother with her.
811
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:30,996
But she truly loved him.
812
00:56:31,039 --> 00:56:32,345
But she knew I was right.
813
00:56:33,694 --> 00:56:35,043
His heart refused to burn...
814
00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:38,264
so I locked it away.
815
00:56:40,222 --> 00:56:41,267
And consume him...
816
00:56:42,268 --> 00:56:43,269
piece by piece.
817
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,801
Why do you do that?
818
00:56:56,282 --> 00:56:57,979
Because it gives me
a taste of his power.
819
00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:02,244
It makes him my fucking slave.
820
00:57:04,072 --> 00:57:05,334
So, why not just eat the heart?
821
00:57:07,032 --> 00:57:08,033
I can't.
822
00:57:10,383 --> 00:57:12,994
Whenever I take from him I can
feel him kicking around
in my head.
823
00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:17,216
I'm afraid of what will happen
if I take too much.
824
00:57:20,393 --> 00:57:22,395
So that's why we never glamour
another vampire.
825
00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:26,878
And why no man will ever be
a vampire again.
826
00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:30,534
Make no mistake,
827
00:57:30,577 --> 00:57:32,623
given enough time
and the chance,
828
00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,973
they would all do what he did.
829
00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:36,061
If they had the power to.
830
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,760
If they knew they wouldn't
be held accountable.
831
00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:44,765
Tell me I'm wrong.
832
00:57:48,029 --> 00:57:49,466
I don't know that I can.
833
00:57:54,645 --> 00:57:56,908
I picture a world where
every woman is a vampire.
834
00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:02,348
Let men be the ones who are
afraid to fucking jog at night.
835
00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:08,006
Hey.
836
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,487
Wanna see something cool?
837
00:58:12,706 --> 00:58:14,491
I don't know how much more
I can take tonight.
838
00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:17,885
No.
839
00:58:18,582 --> 00:58:19,670
This you'll like.
840
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:21,976
This everyone likes.
841
00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:25,240
Take my hand.
842
00:58:29,549 --> 00:58:30,507
LAUREL: Okay.
843
00:58:36,643 --> 00:58:37,644
DUKE: Think happy thoughts.
844
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:39,559
Oh, shit.
845
00:58:47,915 --> 00:58:48,916
Trust me.
846
00:59:04,366 --> 00:59:06,934
Focus on your stomach
and try to pull me in to you.
847
00:59:23,908 --> 00:59:25,779
-Whoa, slow down.
-I can't.
848
00:59:35,223 --> 00:59:37,748
Holy shit, I can fucking fly.
849
00:59:38,487 --> 00:59:40,228
You now know kung fu too.
850
00:59:40,272 --> 00:59:41,795
-Really?
-No.
851
00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:45,756
This is fucking amazing!
852
00:59:48,628 --> 00:59:50,935
All right, all right, Jesus.
853
00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:54,678
You know what? Let's get out of
the sky before someone sees us
and we end up on the news.
854
00:59:54,721 --> 00:59:56,505
I have to ask you
something else first.
855
00:59:57,115 --> 00:59:58,638
Shoot.
856
00:59:58,682 --> 00:59:59,683
It's about the first bride.
857
01:00:01,293 --> 01:00:02,294
What about her?
858
01:00:11,477 --> 01:00:13,871
That usually doesn't happen
so fast.
859
01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:16,395
I cannot fucking believe it.
860
01:00:16,438 --> 01:00:18,310
I'm a goddamn vampire!
861
01:00:18,789 --> 01:00:19,964
I know,
862
01:00:20,007 --> 01:00:22,575
but we can't stay here
much longer.
863
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,621
-We must leave here now.
-Oh, okay.
864
01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:31,845
Thank you, for this.
865
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:33,630
Thank you.
866
01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:36,589
I love you.
867
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:37,634
I love you too.
868
01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:41,986
Duke, no.
869
01:00:56,087 --> 01:00:58,176
This is the hole.
870
01:00:58,219 --> 01:00:59,656
This is where you go
if you break the rules.
871
01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:01,875
Which one did she break?
872
01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,051
The important one.
873
01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:08,447
So, how was she...
874
01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:10,405
The only thing that can kill
a vampire...
875
01:01:10,449 --> 01:01:11,798
is fire.
876
01:01:18,196 --> 01:01:19,545
And you have to burn the heart.
877
01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:28,032
How long is she
going to be down there?
878
01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:29,468
As long as it takes.
879
01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:32,384
And she's all alone?
880
01:01:33,472 --> 01:01:34,908
DUKE: Can you imagine?
881
01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:38,738
No.
882
01:01:39,521 --> 01:01:40,522
Good.
883
01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:42,568
So don't fuck up.
884
01:01:52,752 --> 01:01:53,710
So, uh...
885
01:01:54,101 --> 01:01:55,146
you...
886
01:01:55,189 --> 01:01:56,800
trying to go home tonight?
887
01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:01,108
♪ I was in your video
888
01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:05,199
♪ Once upon a time
889
01:02:06,592 --> 01:02:09,029
♪ I was in your video
890
01:02:10,161 --> 01:02:12,685
♪ You were not in mine
891
01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:14,426
♪ Not in mine
892
01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:16,297
♪ Not in mine
893
01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:18,865
♪ Not in mine, ah ah...
894
01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:30,659
What's with you?
895
01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:32,792
Are you kidding?
896
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:36,796
It's too easy.
897
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:39,886
So?
898
01:02:39,930 --> 01:02:41,279
So that's the problem.
899
01:02:42,584 --> 01:02:43,585
It's not me.
900
01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:45,109
Um...
901
01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,153
I don't think it is.
902
01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:50,375
I don't know. How do you do it?
903
01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:51,811
I just do.
904
01:02:57,382 --> 01:02:58,818
I mean, you were going
to do it to me.
905
01:03:00,864 --> 01:03:01,821
Glad I didn't.
906
01:03:02,343 --> 01:03:03,692
I'm serious.
907
01:03:05,694 --> 01:03:07,566
You're still hung up
on that shit?
908
01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:08,828
You know...
909
01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:10,438
Maybe, I don't want
it to be easy.
910
01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:15,617
Were you given a choice?
911
01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:17,097
Yeah.
912
01:03:18,316 --> 01:03:19,621
Why did you do it?
913
01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:22,842
You don't know?
914
01:03:24,409 --> 01:03:26,367
Agency, I guess?
915
01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:28,282
Kicks? I mean,
I don't really think about it.
916
01:03:30,197 --> 01:03:31,198
That's the other thing.
917
01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:35,463
I get we don't age,
that we stay the same, but...
918
01:03:37,248 --> 01:03:39,119
what if people start
asking questions?
919
01:03:40,251 --> 01:03:42,383
Yeah, I mean,
you got a few years.
920
01:03:42,427 --> 01:03:43,820
People just think
you're aging well.
921
01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:49,738
Christ, I'm going to be
18 forever.
922
01:03:49,782 --> 01:03:53,655
There are worse fates,
than eternal youth and glamour.
923
01:03:53,699 --> 01:03:56,267
In fact, I'm pretty sure
that's why Frog signed up
in the first place.
924
01:03:59,009 --> 01:04:00,010
Just think on it like this,
925
01:04:01,185 --> 01:04:03,361
if science and medicine
keep progressing,
926
01:04:03,404 --> 01:04:06,016
the logical endgame wouldn't
just be to just prolong life
927
01:04:06,059 --> 01:04:08,496
but to stop death
and preserve youth, so...
928
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:09,846
we leapfrogged ahead.
929
01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:19,203
Lolo, where are you?
930
01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:21,901
You're ignoring me,
you're ignoring Mom.
931
01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:24,382
I'm getting calls from Andy
'cause you won't answer
his calls either.
932
01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:26,514
Call me back.
933
01:04:32,738 --> 01:04:34,044
LAUREL: Yes, Mom.
934
01:04:34,087 --> 01:04:36,263
I'm fine, I'm having fun.
935
01:04:36,307 --> 01:04:38,526
-Well... Bill, say hi
to your daughter.
-Hi, honey.
936
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:40,137
Hi, Daddy.
937
01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:43,314
You sound so tired.
938
01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:46,273
I am.
939
01:04:46,317 --> 01:04:47,709
Is your brother
being nice to you?
940
01:04:47,753 --> 01:04:49,624
Yes, Mom.
941
01:04:49,668 --> 01:04:51,148
We don't have anything to worry
about, do we?
942
01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:53,019
No.
943
01:04:53,063 --> 01:04:54,151
I know.
944
01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:55,282
Yes.
945
01:04:57,632 --> 01:04:59,460
Hold on a second,
let me grab something.
946
01:05:07,077 --> 01:05:08,339
Honey, what's up?
947
01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:16,956
Nothing.
948
01:05:18,262 --> 01:05:19,263
You promise?
949
01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,569
Yes. I just...
950
01:05:21,613 --> 01:05:22,962
I haven't gotten a lot of sleep
951
01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,877
the past couple of nights
and I...
952
01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:26,923
guess it's caught up to me.
953
01:05:29,621 --> 01:05:31,971
Look, we know you're
experimenting and all and
954
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:34,539
we did the same thing
when we were your age, but
955
01:05:34,582 --> 01:05:36,976
you're staying away from
the hard drugs, right?
956
01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:38,978
Yes, Mom.
957
01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:40,153
And you're not drinking
and driving?
958
01:05:40,719 --> 01:05:42,068
No, Mom.
959
01:05:42,112 --> 01:05:43,504
You can tell me if something
is wrong.
960
01:05:44,157 --> 01:05:45,158
You know that?
961
01:05:45,724 --> 01:05:46,725
I know.
962
01:05:50,772 --> 01:05:51,948
Okay.
963
01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:52,949
I'll stop.
964
01:05:55,821 --> 01:05:56,909
Well, I guess I'll just
965
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,606
let you go then.
966
01:05:58,650 --> 01:05:59,781
You know you can
come back home
anytime you want, right?
967
01:05:59,825 --> 01:06:00,826
I know.
968
01:06:01,827 --> 01:06:02,828
You can.
969
01:06:04,699 --> 01:06:05,700
All right.
970
01:06:06,353 --> 01:06:07,398
Love you, honey.
971
01:06:07,441 --> 01:06:08,442
I love you too, Mom.
972
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,097
-Bye.
-Bye.
973
01:06:14,057 --> 01:06:15,275
Hey, you talked to Mom?
974
01:06:15,319 --> 01:06:17,016
-Yeah.
-Cool.
975
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:18,452
Well, guess who I have
here for you?
976
01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:20,454
It's Andy. He's been trying
to get a hold of you.
977
01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:21,803
Yo, here she is.
I caught her ass.
978
01:06:22,804 --> 01:06:24,067
Hey.
979
01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:25,546
Hey, bitch, why have you
been ducking me?
980
01:06:26,199 --> 01:06:27,722
Yeah.
981
01:06:27,766 --> 01:06:29,594
I'm sorry. I really am.
982
01:06:29,637 --> 01:06:31,074
It's just,
things have been really,
983
01:06:31,639 --> 01:06:33,424
insane.
984
01:06:33,467 --> 01:06:36,993
I don't think I would know how
to explain it, even if I could.
985
01:06:37,036 --> 01:06:38,951
Just do it in person.
Did Mark tell you?
986
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:40,213
Tell me what?
987
01:06:40,257 --> 01:06:41,780
I am going to come
visit you next week.
988
01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:43,738
Already bought my ticket.
989
01:06:48,047 --> 01:06:49,005
What?
990
01:06:51,398 --> 01:06:53,400
I don't know if that's
such a good idea.
991
01:06:55,924 --> 01:06:56,925
Okay.
992
01:06:57,839 --> 01:06:58,840
You just...
993
01:07:00,755 --> 01:07:01,756
Why not?
994
01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:03,628
It's just...
995
01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:06,022
I'm going through...
996
01:07:06,631 --> 01:07:07,980
something.
997
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,068
So am I.
998
01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:10,983
I'm sorry, I really am.
999
01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:15,292
Fucking classic, I knew
this shit was gonna happen.
1000
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:17,946
Andy, it has nothing
to do with you, I promise.
1001
01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:18,991
It's just...
1002
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:23,691
Andy?
1003
01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:17,615
Boo.
1004
01:08:35,285 --> 01:08:37,330
Inland fucking empire.
1005
01:08:38,070 --> 01:08:39,158
Ew.
1006
01:08:39,202 --> 01:08:40,159
Of course they'd be here.
1007
01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:50,430
Oh, shit.
1008
01:08:50,474 --> 01:08:53,172
-We've prepared for this,
everyone stay frosty.
1009
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,479
Right, captain fucking
20 year old.
1010
01:08:55,522 --> 01:08:57,263
Get the chargers
and napalm ready.
1011
01:08:57,307 --> 01:09:00,353
We blow these bitches
to kingdom come,
if they step foot in here.
1012
01:09:00,397 --> 01:09:02,399
We know they aren't
impervious to bullets
1013
01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:04,444
and we know fire kills them.
1014
01:09:04,488 --> 01:09:06,490
This is our moment.
1015
01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:07,839
All in.
1016
01:09:07,882 --> 01:09:09,536
I told you, we should
get the fuck out of here.
1017
01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:12,757
Mind your surroundings and standtight now, we're safe together.
1018
01:09:20,939 --> 01:09:23,028
Why do they always think
we don't have weapons?
1019
01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:32,777
I gotta go.
1020
01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:34,909
-Wait, you just fucking
got here.
-I know, I've got plans.
1021
01:09:34,953 --> 01:09:36,476
Oh... I see.
1022
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,391
Shadows me my whole life,
1023
01:09:38,435 --> 01:09:41,002
steals my taste in music,
worships at my feet
but now I'm the lame one.
1024
01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:43,222
Look...
1025
01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:47,139
Oh, no, it's cool, it's cool.
I'd be hanging out at
spice world too, if I was you.
1026
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,923
Hey, you sure they wouldn't
wanna just come hang out
with us here?
1027
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:50,664
I'm sure.
1028
01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:51,709
Okay, fine.
1029
01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:53,711
-Love you.
-Yup.
1030
01:09:56,888 --> 01:09:57,889
Call of Duty?
1031
01:09:59,891 --> 01:10:00,979
Your new digs.
1032
01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:03,329
Go nuts.
1033
01:10:04,722 --> 01:10:05,723
Thanks.
1034
01:10:07,377 --> 01:10:08,378
Welcome home.
1035
01:10:10,728 --> 01:10:11,729
What? No coffin?
1036
01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:15,950
Why would we do that?
1037
01:10:15,994 --> 01:10:17,996
Uh, 'cause it's dope.
1038
01:10:20,868 --> 01:10:22,392
♪ Down the street
1039
01:10:24,872 --> 01:10:26,874
♪ Every type of person
1040
01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:32,793
Layman.
1041
01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:35,013
Honestly, I don't, I don't
think it could be described
1042
01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:37,668
for the layman. That was...
That was the chemistry...
1043
01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:42,020
Guy's an idiot.
1044
01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:47,243
♪ I love LA
1045
01:10:48,722 --> 01:10:50,333
♪ I love LA
1046
01:10:51,508 --> 01:10:52,813
♪ I love LA...
1047
01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:54,511
I wouldn't call myself
a feminist.
1048
01:10:54,554 --> 01:10:56,556
And not because I don't agree,
of course...
1049
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,210
I agree with feminism.
1050
01:11:01,561 --> 01:11:02,954
♪ Talking
1051
01:11:04,651 --> 01:11:06,653
I just think that by
saying I'm a feminist
1052
01:11:06,697 --> 01:11:08,176
implies that I'm already there.
1053
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:10,440
That I have the answers and I...I have done all the work.
1054
01:11:15,314 --> 01:11:16,315
♪ I'm calling
1055
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:19,536
♪ On the phone
1056
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:26,194
♪ Put a quarter in
and listen to my ringtone
1057
01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:30,460
And I don't think honestly a mancan be a feminist.
1058
01:11:30,503 --> 01:11:32,418
Men right now, I think they needto step out of the way.
1059
01:11:34,464 --> 01:11:36,509
They need to step out of the wayand they need to what?
1060
01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:38,555
Listen.
1061
01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,906
♪ I don't want to leave today
1062
01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:01,317
♪ I love LA
1063
01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:03,971
♪ I love LA
1064
01:12:06,191 --> 01:12:07,714
♪ I love LA
1065
01:12:08,889 --> 01:12:11,327
♪ I don't want to leave today
1066
01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:14,678
♪ LA
1067
01:12:16,549 --> 01:12:17,550
♪ LA
1068
01:12:19,422 --> 01:12:21,859
♪ I don't want
to leave today ♪
1069
01:12:25,428 --> 01:12:30,998
♪ I've been walking
the same road
1070
01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:36,003
♪ Don't know which way
I'm going
1071
01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:38,310
♪ Wasted
1072
01:12:39,964 --> 01:12:43,315
♪ Lost in a daydream
1073
01:12:45,796 --> 01:12:48,364
♪ Long gone
1074
01:12:49,756 --> 01:12:53,325
♪ Been dead for so long
1075
01:12:58,461 --> 01:13:04,467
♪ I wanna burn
in the fire of love
all right ♪
1076
01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:10,821
DUKE: You know,
you gonna have to feed.
1077
01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:26,663
Sooner or later.
1078
01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:39,893
You all right?
1079
01:13:41,373 --> 01:13:42,374
I am fine.
1080
01:13:43,244 --> 01:13:44,942
I'm just, uh...
1081
01:13:44,985 --> 01:13:46,422
I'm waiting for my Uber.
1082
01:13:49,947 --> 01:13:51,252
Uh...
1083
01:13:51,296 --> 01:13:52,558
Hey, oh, what's your name?
1084
01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:55,692
Laurel.
1085
01:13:55,735 --> 01:13:57,171
I'm Cici.
1086
01:13:57,215 --> 01:13:58,216
Like two C's...
1087
01:13:58,825 --> 01:13:59,826
C-C together.
1088
01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:02,742
Yeah, I got it.
1089
01:14:04,744 --> 01:14:08,182
Hey, you wouldn't happen
to have a cigarette, would you?
1090
01:14:08,226 --> 01:14:11,098
-Oh, um...
-Um... let me.
1091
01:14:11,142 --> 01:14:12,360
Oh, if you would...
1092
01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:16,452
There we go, I got one.
1093
01:14:19,367 --> 01:14:20,673
-Hmm.
-Here.
1094
01:14:39,344 --> 01:14:40,824
Ah, thank you.
1095
01:14:45,263 --> 01:14:48,266
-Hello.
-Oh, huh. You're welcome.
1096
01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:51,530
-Um... have a good night.-Yeah, here's your lighter back.
1097
01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:54,228
Oh, I'm sorry.
1098
01:15:01,758 --> 01:15:02,759
-Help!
-Shit!
1099
01:15:03,107 --> 01:15:04,108
Ahhh.
1100
01:15:11,811 --> 01:15:14,510
-What the hell are you doing?
-What are you doing here?
1101
01:15:14,553 --> 01:15:16,207
Making sure you don't do
anything stupid.
1102
01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:18,209
-You are watching me?
-Yeah.
1103
01:15:18,252 --> 01:15:20,254
And good thing I was too.
1104
01:15:20,298 --> 01:15:23,736
I'm so profoundly bored
by your crisis of conscience.
1105
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:25,608
I'm gonna need you to get
with the fucking program.
1106
01:15:25,651 --> 01:15:27,000
Well, you said I could
do whatever.
1107
01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:28,349
Not if it's going
to get you killed.
1108
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:31,483
Or better yet, get us killed.
1109
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:32,702
You wanna be trigger shy?
1110
01:15:32,745 --> 01:15:34,530
Fine.
1111
01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:36,314
The longer you fight the hunger,the bigger the mistake
you'll make.
1112
01:15:36,749 --> 01:15:37,924
Trust me.
1113
01:15:38,272 --> 01:15:39,404
Come on.
1114
01:16:17,355 --> 01:16:18,791
What's going on?
1115
01:16:18,835 --> 01:16:20,140
Andy tried to kill himself.
1116
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,360
What?
1117
01:16:22,403 --> 01:16:23,796
He swallowed
a bottle of aspirin.
1118
01:16:24,405 --> 01:16:26,364
He's not dead.
1119
01:16:26,407 --> 01:16:28,932
His liver is fucked
and he's in intensive care,
but he's gonna be fine.
1120
01:16:30,847 --> 01:16:32,022
He left a note, I guess.
1121
01:16:32,849 --> 01:16:33,893
No idea what it says, but...
1122
01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:36,896
Yeah.
1123
01:16:36,940 --> 01:16:38,506
I'm sorry.
1124
01:16:38,550 --> 01:16:40,421
I wanted to tell you in person.
1125
01:16:43,381 --> 01:16:44,600
-Why didn't he...
-Call you?
1126
01:16:46,036 --> 01:16:47,864
Nobody's been able to get a holdof you at all.
1127
01:16:58,309 --> 01:16:59,789
I think I need some help.
1128
01:17:03,444 --> 01:17:04,445
No.
1129
01:17:05,142 --> 01:17:06,143
No.
1130
01:17:07,057 --> 01:17:08,536
Not this time.
1131
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,277
I can't do this anymore.
1132
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,064
Do what anymore?
1133
01:17:14,107 --> 01:17:16,675
Why the fuck do you think
I moved so far away, huh?
1134
01:17:16,719 --> 01:17:19,504
I don't know...
To be an actor, I guess.
1135
01:17:19,547 --> 01:17:22,028
Which you haven't once
asked me about, by the way.
1136
01:17:23,073 --> 01:17:24,161
But, no, that's not it.
1137
01:17:28,818 --> 01:17:30,123
To get away from me?
1138
01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:32,038
Yes.
1139
01:17:32,865 --> 01:17:34,519
Why? Do I embarrass you?
1140
01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:37,043
No.
1141
01:17:37,087 --> 01:17:38,088
No, fuck you.
1142
01:17:38,828 --> 01:17:40,003
I was never embarrassed.
1143
01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:41,613
Ever!
1144
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,963
Don't you dare try
and accuse me of that.
1145
01:17:44,007 --> 01:17:45,748
I always stuck by you.
1146
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,706
Through all the fighting
and the family therapy
1147
01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:50,448
and every time you tried
to swallow a fucking
bottle of pills.
1148
01:17:50,491 --> 01:17:52,972
Through every emotional
goddamn ringer.
1149
01:17:53,016 --> 01:17:55,845
I was always there
and I always
stood up for you.
1150
01:17:55,888 --> 01:17:57,281
Especially to Mom and Dad.
1151
01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:59,631
And I'm so glad
1152
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:02,634
that everything's all peachy
keen between you all now,
I really am.
1153
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:05,724
But I'm sick of being involved
in your drama.
1154
01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:08,727
My life is not
defined by you anymore.
1155
01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:12,383
You know when people call me,
the first thing they ask
is if you're okay?
1156
01:18:12,426 --> 01:18:14,341
"How's Laurel? Is she okay?"
1157
01:18:14,385 --> 01:18:16,604
"Poor thing,
I hope she's doing better."
1158
01:18:16,648 --> 01:18:18,519
Nobody ever asks if I'm okay.
1159
01:18:18,563 --> 01:18:20,565
But guess what? I'm not,
1160
01:18:20,608 --> 01:18:22,306
and neither was your friend.
1161
01:18:22,349 --> 01:18:24,569
And maybe if you weren't out
kicking ass with
the cheetah girls,
1162
01:18:24,612 --> 01:18:26,571
you'd have fucking noticed.
1163
01:18:26,614 --> 01:18:29,139
Don't you for a second
blame this on me.
1164
01:18:29,182 --> 01:18:31,707
I never stood in the way
of you becoming who you are.
1165
01:18:32,577 --> 01:18:34,187
But it turns out who you are
1166
01:18:34,231 --> 01:18:35,493
is a selfish bitch.
1167
01:18:43,675 --> 01:18:44,937
Mark.
1168
01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:46,504
Shit.
1169
01:18:51,901 --> 01:18:53,772
Fuck! Come on, Mark.
1170
01:18:54,164 --> 01:18:55,252
Come on.
1171
01:18:57,863 --> 01:18:58,908
Mark!
1172
01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:01,040
Mark...
1173
01:19:03,303 --> 01:19:04,391
Mark...
1174
01:19:12,443 --> 01:19:13,487
-Come on.
-Ugh.
1175
01:19:16,969 --> 01:19:17,970
Help me!
1176
01:19:18,579 --> 01:19:19,580
Help!
1177
01:19:20,930 --> 01:19:21,931
Help me!
1178
01:19:23,584 --> 01:19:24,585
You're gonna be okay.
1179
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:26,805
Help!
1180
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:28,285
-You're gonna be fine.
1181
01:19:28,328 --> 01:19:29,329
Help me!
1182
01:19:32,158 --> 01:19:34,987
What the fuck are you guys
just looking at? Help me!
1183
01:19:38,948 --> 01:19:40,166
Duke!
1184
01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:41,559
Duke, I'm so sorry.
1185
01:19:41,602 --> 01:19:43,039
What have you done?
1186
01:19:43,082 --> 01:19:44,214
I messed up.
1187
01:19:44,257 --> 01:19:45,693
Is that who I think it is?
1188
01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:48,261
Laurel, no.
1189
01:19:48,305 --> 01:19:51,264
He hasn't fed yet too, please,
I just need the cure.
1190
01:19:51,308 --> 01:19:53,701
-Please, I'll do anything.
-The cure?
1191
01:19:53,745 --> 01:19:58,054
You can throw me in the hole forhowever long, five years,
10 years. I don't give a fuck.
1192
01:19:58,097 --> 01:19:59,446
Just, please.
1193
01:20:05,496 --> 01:20:07,150
You mean this cure?
1194
01:20:07,193 --> 01:20:08,978
God, thank you.
1195
01:20:09,021 --> 01:20:11,589
It's an aeroplane bottle
of Everclear, with the label
scratched off.
1196
01:20:11,632 --> 01:20:12,633
What?
1197
01:20:16,376 --> 01:20:18,030
There is no fucking cure.
1198
01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:21,033
We were just gonna kill you.
1199
01:20:24,558 --> 01:20:25,951
Tough titties, kid.
1200
01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:27,823
No.
1201
01:20:29,041 --> 01:20:30,521
I'm sorry, but you brought
this on yourself.
1202
01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:32,915
Duke, don't you fucking touch
my brother.
1203
01:20:34,177 --> 01:20:35,178
Laurel.
1204
01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:38,007
Either you kill him or I do.
1205
01:20:39,356 --> 01:20:40,357
MARK: What's going on?
1206
01:20:41,793 --> 01:20:43,490
You have about five seconds
to decide.
1207
01:20:45,014 --> 01:20:46,711
Okay, just... back off.
1208
01:20:47,581 --> 01:20:48,582
Give me some space.
1209
01:20:49,627 --> 01:20:50,628
MARK: Laurel.
1210
01:20:53,152 --> 01:20:54,153
Laurel.
1211
01:20:55,763 --> 01:20:56,764
Run.
1212
01:21:07,384 --> 01:21:08,864
Fuck.
1213
01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:17,481
What are you gonna do?
Kill us all?
1214
01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:20,658
When are you going to grow up?
1215
01:21:20,701 --> 01:21:22,181
Look around you.
1216
01:21:22,225 --> 01:21:24,792
How long are you gonna remain
a fucking teenager?
1217
01:21:24,836 --> 01:21:26,446
I never got to be one.
1218
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,709
He took it from me.
1219
01:21:29,536 --> 01:21:30,537
Get over it.
1220
01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:39,111
Let's go, okay?
1221
01:22:26,985 --> 01:22:29,770
And what were all you ladies
bickering about?
1222
01:22:34,297 --> 01:22:35,298
Mark...
1223
01:22:36,212 --> 01:22:37,735
Laurel, huh?
1224
01:22:39,215 --> 01:22:40,868
Stop the car.
1225
01:22:40,912 --> 01:22:42,131
We're not stopping
the fucking car.
1226
01:22:43,175 --> 01:22:45,090
Stop the car.
1227
01:22:45,786 --> 01:22:47,440
Okay.
1228
01:22:47,484 --> 01:22:48,485
VLAD: I don't know
any of you.
1229
01:22:52,184 --> 01:22:54,186
But I know you know who I am.
1230
01:22:56,667 --> 01:22:57,929
And I know what
you've been told.
1231
01:23:01,063 --> 01:23:03,761
How dare you sit
in judgment of me.
1232
01:23:06,111 --> 01:23:08,157
What was that line
from that movie?
1233
01:23:09,767 --> 01:23:12,988
Most people will never haveto know what they're capable of.
1234
01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:16,817
Once, I was benevolent.
1235
01:23:16,861 --> 01:23:18,384
Once, I was heroic.
1236
01:23:19,907 --> 01:23:22,562
Once, I was charitable.
Once, I was cruel.
1237
01:23:24,738 --> 01:23:26,175
Once, I was cruel
1238
01:23:26,218 --> 01:23:28,742
and once, I was decadent.
1239
01:23:29,830 --> 01:23:31,136
All these things,
1240
01:23:31,180 --> 01:23:33,791
I have been and more
and yet you insist
1241
01:23:33,834 --> 01:23:36,228
on painting me
with one single brush.
1242
01:23:36,968 --> 01:23:38,578
Just because I what?
1243
01:23:40,537 --> 01:23:41,929
Made you feel love?
1244
01:23:43,453 --> 01:23:46,412
Plucked you from obscurity
and gave you eternal life?
1245
01:23:46,456 --> 01:23:48,023
How horrible.
1246
01:23:49,633 --> 01:23:50,677
Rule number one.
1247
01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:55,726
No glamouring another vampire,
that's the way you have it,
right?
1248
01:23:57,467 --> 01:23:58,468
Yet...
1249
01:24:00,644 --> 01:24:03,516
I can feel my glamour
in the air.
1250
01:24:06,606 --> 01:24:07,955
Did you ever tell them?
1251
01:24:11,872 --> 01:24:13,918
You all had no idea, did you?
1252
01:24:17,008 --> 01:24:18,923
Oh, it's subtle
1253
01:24:18,966 --> 01:24:20,403
to be sure, but it's there.
1254
01:24:22,405 --> 01:24:23,623
She's in your heads.
1255
01:24:25,321 --> 01:24:26,800
Nudging your decisions.
1256
01:24:28,715 --> 01:24:31,892
Using my stolen power,
to influence your lives.
1257
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:34,808
It isn't true.
1258
01:24:37,028 --> 01:24:38,029
Hey.
1259
01:24:38,943 --> 01:24:41,119
Who am I to judge?
1260
01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:43,687
Whatever makes you attractive,
right? Well...
1261
01:24:43,730 --> 01:24:45,341
all that's over now.
1262
01:24:47,386 --> 01:24:48,474
Is that true?
1263
01:24:50,563 --> 01:24:51,564
Tell them.
1264
01:24:53,566 --> 01:24:54,567
Duke.
1265
01:24:58,223 --> 01:25:01,444
I did it, to make it easier
to help you.
1266
01:25:03,228 --> 01:25:04,577
VLAD: And there we have it.
1267
01:25:06,057 --> 01:25:08,103
Don't be too harsh
on her though, girls.
1268
01:25:21,638 --> 01:25:22,639
You know...
1269
01:25:24,206 --> 01:25:27,774
it's been so long,
I think I need to celebrate.
1270
01:25:27,818 --> 01:25:30,342
A night on the town,
what do you think?
1271
01:25:30,386 --> 01:25:32,170
Maybe,
1272
01:25:32,214 --> 01:25:34,085
dress you up all nice and foxy.
1273
01:25:36,914 --> 01:25:37,915
Mmm.
1274
01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,136
On the other hand...
1275
01:25:45,227 --> 01:25:47,229
I think I'd rather
just kill you.
1276
01:26:04,942 --> 01:26:06,509
Who do we have here?
1277
01:26:24,918 --> 01:26:26,703
I suppose,
it is the new millennium.
1278
01:26:31,316 --> 01:26:33,144
A-ha.
1279
01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:35,581
Not sure you've been
paying attention, but...
1280
01:27:24,587 --> 01:27:25,588
Laurel.
1281
01:27:30,941 --> 01:27:32,899
I suppose you'll reconsider
my brother.
1282
01:27:33,770 --> 01:27:35,032
He'll turn cruel.
1283
01:27:35,815 --> 01:27:37,774
You watch and learn.
1284
01:27:37,817 --> 01:27:40,124
Maybe you need some time
to think about it then.
1285
01:27:52,049 --> 01:27:54,225
So, what do you guys say
we come up with some new rules?
1286
01:27:55,748 --> 01:27:57,446
MARK: So... vampires, huh?
1287
01:27:59,535 --> 01:28:01,798
-Yeah.
-Great.
1288
01:28:01,841 --> 01:28:02,842
I'm sorry.
1289
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:06,411
This is so fucked.
1290
01:28:07,456 --> 01:28:08,892
I don't want this.
1291
01:28:08,935 --> 01:28:10,067
I don't wanna
even be a vampire.
1292
01:28:10,894 --> 01:28:12,635
Neither did I.
1293
01:28:12,678 --> 01:28:14,593
-Life's full of shit you never
think should happen.
1294
01:28:16,203 --> 01:28:17,509
And it does.
1295
01:28:17,553 --> 01:28:18,597
You should just kill me.
1296
01:28:18,641 --> 01:28:19,903
No.
1297
01:28:19,946 --> 01:28:22,122
I don't want to drink
fucking blood, Laurel.
1298
01:28:22,166 --> 01:28:23,994
Then, don't.
1299
01:28:24,037 --> 01:28:25,604
We'll figure this out,
we've got time.
1300
01:28:27,127 --> 01:28:28,128
What if she's right?
1301
01:28:28,912 --> 01:28:30,827
What if I turn... cruel?
1302
01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:33,133
Fuck that.
1303
01:28:33,177 --> 01:28:35,875
Look, just 'cause you're a dude
doesn't mean you have an excuse
to become a shithead.
1304
01:28:35,919 --> 01:28:37,703
Control your goddamn behavior
and you'll be fine.
1305
01:28:38,878 --> 01:28:39,879
Or what?
1306
01:28:41,707 --> 01:28:42,839
Or...
1307
01:28:42,882 --> 01:28:43,883
else.
1308
01:28:48,584 --> 01:28:49,976
Mark, I'm sorry.
1309
01:28:50,803 --> 01:28:51,804
For everything.
1310
01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:56,374
We can do this together.
1311
01:28:56,418 --> 01:28:59,072
I've got your back, I will do
my best to never let you down.
1312
01:29:00,987 --> 01:29:03,120
You know, maybe we have a chanceto do something here.
1313
01:29:04,904 --> 01:29:05,905
Like what?
1314
01:29:06,428 --> 01:29:07,385
I don't know.
1315
01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:13,260
I picture a world where
everyone's a vampire.
1316
01:29:13,304 --> 01:29:16,568
'Cause then we'd all be forced
to deal with each other until
we figure our shit out.
1317
01:29:20,398 --> 01:29:21,660
I'm fucking scared, Lolo.
1318
01:29:23,096 --> 01:29:24,097
It's gonna be okay.
1319
01:29:28,972 --> 01:29:29,973
So what do we do now?
1320
01:29:32,192 --> 01:29:35,239
Maybe what everyone with power
should do and never does.
1321
01:29:36,849 --> 01:29:37,850
Share it.
1322
01:30:20,893 --> 01:30:21,938
Who's next?
1323
01:30:33,950 --> 01:30:35,517
Well, that was fun,
1324
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:38,215
I hope they make more of these and I promise there's no way
1325
01:30:38,258 --> 01:30:40,043
I'd get pregnant
in the fourth one.
1326
01:31:05,851 --> 01:31:08,898
♪ Why are you so cold?
1327
01:31:08,941 --> 01:31:12,510
♪ I'm on the outside looking in
1328
01:31:13,511 --> 01:31:16,862
♪ And you won't let me go
1329
01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:21,737
♪ With you I never win
1330
01:31:21,780 --> 01:31:25,784
♪ Do I have to explain
what you don't know
1331
01:31:25,828 --> 01:31:29,875
♪ Does this have to come undone
1332
01:31:29,919 --> 01:31:34,532
♪ 'Cause I'm already livin'
so low
1333
01:31:34,576 --> 01:31:37,535
♪ But I'm not the only one
1334
01:31:37,579 --> 01:31:40,059
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1335
01:31:41,408 --> 01:31:43,976
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1336
01:31:45,587 --> 01:31:48,111
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1337
01:31:49,721 --> 01:31:52,289
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1338
01:31:54,117 --> 01:31:56,206
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1339
01:31:56,249 --> 01:31:59,601
♪ Tower on the hill
1340
01:31:59,644 --> 01:32:02,734
♪ Where you kept me
locked away
1341
01:32:04,431 --> 01:32:07,783
♪ And how can you live
with yourself
1342
01:32:07,826 --> 01:32:11,743
♪ When you know that you've
caused so much pain
1343
01:32:11,787 --> 01:32:16,052
♪ I'm about to explain what you don't know
1344
01:32:16,095 --> 01:32:20,404
♪ 'Cause when everything's said and done
1345
01:32:20,447 --> 01:32:24,930
♪ 'Cause I'm already
livin' so low
1346
01:32:24,974 --> 01:32:27,933
♪ But I'm not the only one
1347
01:32:27,977 --> 01:32:30,414
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1348
01:32:32,024 --> 01:32:34,723
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1349
01:32:36,115 --> 01:32:39,031
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1350
01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:42,861
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1351
01:32:44,646 --> 01:32:47,039
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1352
01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:10,323
♪ Feel the ground
beneath your feet
closing in
1353
01:33:11,498 --> 01:33:15,677
♪ And as you fade away from me
1354
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,375
♪ My life will begin
1355
01:33:18,418 --> 01:33:22,335
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1356
01:33:22,379 --> 01:33:25,600
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1357
01:33:26,644 --> 01:33:29,560
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1358
01:33:30,735 --> 01:33:33,433
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1359
01:33:35,218 --> 01:33:37,307
♪ No, you won't tear me down
1360
01:33:37,350 --> 01:33:43,618
♪ Feel the ground
beneath your feet
closing in
1361
01:33:45,228 --> 01:33:49,362
♪ And as you fade away from me
1362
01:33:49,406 --> 01:33:52,061
♪ My life will begin
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