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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:37,579 My name is Ash, and I'm a slave. 2 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,710 Close as I can figure it, the year is 1300 A.D... 3 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,420 ... and I'm being dragged to my death. 4 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,840 It wasn't always like this. 5 00:00:49,423 --> 00:00:52,219 I had a real life once. 6 00:00:53,427 --> 00:00:55,264 A job. 7 00:00:56,472 --> 00:00:58,600 Ash to price check four. 8 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,104 Hardware, aisle 12. 9 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,231 Shop smart, shop S-mart. 10 00:01:05,314 --> 00:01:08,819 I had a wonderful girlfriend: Linda. 11 00:01:11,612 --> 00:01:15,200 Together, we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. 12 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:21,748 It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place... 13 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,751 ... to translate and study his latest find: 14 00:01:25,626 --> 00:01:30,632 Necronomicon Ex Mortis, the Book of the Dead. 15 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:35,804 Bound in human flesh and inked in blood... 16 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:40,433 ... this ancient Sumerian text contained bizarre burial rites... 17 00:01:40,516 --> 00:01:45,313 ... funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages. 18 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,941 It was never meant for the world of the living. 19 00:01:49,525 --> 00:01:53,155 The book awoke something dark in the woods. 20 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,621 It took Linda. 21 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:04,625 And then it came for me. 22 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,835 It got into my hand and it went bad. 23 00:02:07,918 --> 00:02:10,963 So I lopped it off at the wrist. 24 00:02:16,552 --> 00:02:19,348 But that didn't stop it. It came back. 25 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:23,852 Big time. 26 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,995 Oh, my God! 27 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,038 How do you stop it? 28 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:58,572 Where in the hell...? 29 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,205 Stand fast, hellhound! 30 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,293 No, no... Easy now, chief. 31 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:18,759 I don't know how I got here... and I'm not looking for any trouble. 32 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:22,637 What a piece of armor this is! 33 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:28,851 - Wise man! - Fall back! Back on your horses. Come on! 34 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:34,858 My Lord, I believe he is the one written of in the Necronomicon. 35 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:37,526 He who's prophesied to fall from the heavens... 36 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,362 ... and deliver us from the terrors of the Deadites. 37 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,156 What? That buffoon? 38 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:47,077 Likely... he's one of Henry's men! 39 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,624 Kneel, rapscallions! 40 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,752 I say to the pit with him! 41 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:57,963 You shall soon learn the horrors of the pit. 42 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:01,509 - To the pit! - You miserable bast... 43 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:05,180 - Get him! - Get off of me! 44 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:10,185 - Let me go! - Chain him! 45 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,857 Ah, you're gonna have a little bit of wee fun, mate. 46 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,194 To the castle! 47 00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:25,699 Pick up your feet! Stop draggin' your feet! Come on! 48 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:28,702 Move along! Come on, now. 49 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:32,915 Come on, pick it up. Have a taste of this! 50 00:05:40,464 --> 00:05:42,925 You men got something to look forward to... 51 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,762 ... when you get back to the castle. 52 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:50,850 Lord Arthur approaches! Raise the portcullis! 53 00:05:52,142 --> 00:05:56,857 Lord Arthur! Lord Arthur approaches! 54 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:06,949 You miserable dogs! Don't drag thy feet! 55 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,413 That's lovely, isn't it? Move it in. 56 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,790 You worthless bastards! 57 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:50,367 Lord Arthur, where is my brother? Did he not ride with you? 58 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,536 Aye, and fought valiantly. 59 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:56,165 But last night he fell in battle to Duke Henry's men. 60 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,418 I'm sorry, Sheila. 61 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,922 - Come on. - You cretins! 62 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:05,341 - Stop it, you bastards! - Come on! 63 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,259 You barbarian! 64 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:13,350 Oh, no! Stop it! Stop it! Get outta here, you little brats! 65 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,771 Foul thing! 66 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:22,358 A pox on you, brute! Thou art a murderer! 67 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,360 A black murderer! 68 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,535 My brother's death shall be avenged! 69 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,509 Company, halt! 70 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,557 Get that yoke off him! 71 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,978 Kill them! 72 00:07:59,853 --> 00:08:01,064 Into the pit! 73 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:11,449 You, sir, are not one of my vassals. 74 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,285 Who are you? 75 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,495 Who wants to know? 76 00:08:17,579 --> 00:08:19,624 I am Henry the Red... 77 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:24,170 ... Duke of Shael, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. 78 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:29,550 Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you, pal. 79 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:33,013 You ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit. 80 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,596 And Jack left town. 81 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:39,226 - Shut your bleedin' hole! - Gentlemen, Lord Arthur! 82 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,989 There is an evil awakened in this land. 83 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:54,743 And while my people fight for their very souls against it... 84 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,745 ... you, Henry the Red, wage war on us! 85 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,831 Charlatan! 86 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,836 It was you who first turned your swords on us! 87 00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:07,964 And this evil has befouled my people as well! 88 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,134 Your people are no better than the foul corruption... 89 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:15,513 - ... that lies in the bowels of that pit. - Right, you're no better. 90 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,600 May God have mercy upon your souls. 91 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:37,368 May God have mercy upon your souls. 92 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:45,626 Into the pit with those bloodthirsty sons of whores! 93 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,086 No! 94 00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:49,214 No! 95 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,883 No! No! 96 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,498 Heavenly God! 97 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,503 He's escaping! 98 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,754 Hold him! 99 00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:03,120 - Who's next? - It's him. 100 00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:04,831 He trembles! 101 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:09,751 - They don't look so clever now, do they? - He's frightened! 102 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,254 He's frightened white! 103 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,551 Wait a minute. 104 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:22,139 Wait a minute. You gotta understand, man. 105 00:11:22,222 --> 00:11:26,019 I never even saw these assholes before. 106 00:11:26,101 --> 00:11:29,188 - He trembles! - He's begging! 107 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,356 What are you waitin' for? 108 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,402 Henry, you gotta tell him you don't know me. 109 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,528 We never met. Tell him. 110 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,868 I do not think he'll listen, lad. 111 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:47,624 Look... I'm tellin' you, you got the wrong guy. 112 00:11:57,674 --> 00:12:01,888 I'm tellin' you, you got the wrong guy. 113 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,778 How do you like the pit? Isn't the pit wonderful? 114 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,755 Why, you... 115 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,346 Spikes. 116 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,142 Hey, he says, "spikes". Give him spikes! 117 00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:44,448 Make way! 118 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,366 Strange one! 119 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,086 Strange one! 120 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,095 Yes! 121 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,073 Damn you. Damn you! 122 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,076 You know, your shoelace is untied. 123 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,840 Alright. 124 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,719 Who wants some? 125 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,803 Who's next? 126 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,764 Huh...? How 'bout it? 127 00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:18,019 Who wants some? Huh? 128 00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:20,520 Who wants to have a little? 129 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,568 You. 130 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,490 You want some more? 131 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,163 You want a little? 132 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,833 Do ya? 133 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,629 Do ya want some more? Huh? 134 00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:03,355 Now get on those horses and get outta here. 135 00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:08,109 Let 'em go! 136 00:17:30,423 --> 00:17:31,925 Halt! 137 00:17:33,426 --> 00:17:36,721 Thank you, generous hosts! 138 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,807 Sword boy! 139 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:50,987 For that arrogance, I shall see you dead. 140 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,539 Yeah... 141 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:07,002 Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up. 142 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,962 See this? 143 00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:13,675 This... is my boom stick! 144 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,888 It's a 12-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-mart's top of the line. 145 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:22,018 You can find this in the sporting goods department. 146 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,520 That's right. This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. 147 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,025 Retails for about $109.95. 148 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:34,446 It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. 149 00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:39,951 That's right. Shop smart, shop S-mart. 150 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,538 - You got that? - Yes, sir. Right. 151 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,914 Now I swear... 152 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,251 ... the next one of you primates... 153 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,172 ... even touches me... 154 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:24,704 Now, let's talk about how I get back home. 155 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,405 I prithee to forgive me, my Lord. 156 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,200 I believed thee one of Henry's men. 157 00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:04,619 First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me... 158 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,873 Blow. 159 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,130 So what's the deal? Can you send me back or not? 160 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,423 Only the Necronomicon has the power. 161 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,759 An unholy book which we also require. 162 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:22,971 Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time. 163 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,892 Only you, The Promised One, can quest for it. 164 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,936 I don't want your book. I don't want your bullshit. 165 00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:33,816 Just send me back to my own time. Pronto, today, chop... 166 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,369 You shall die! 167 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,837 You shall never obtain the Necronomicon! 168 00:20:55,921 --> 00:21:00,800 We shall feast upon your souls! 169 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,951 It's a trick. Get an axe. 170 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,211 Guards, stop it! Catch the witch! 171 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,006 - Death to the witch! Death to...! - Have some porridge! 172 00:21:39,088 --> 00:21:43,051 My eyes! I'm blind! Oh, God, I'm blind! 173 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,186 Yo, she-bitch. 174 00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:56,147 Let's go. 175 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,506 If the Necronomicon fell into the hands of the Deadites... 176 00:22:20,588 --> 00:22:23,634 ... all mankind will be consumed by this evil. 177 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,761 Now will thou quest for the book? 178 00:22:39,607 --> 00:22:41,234 That one. 179 00:23:08,511 --> 00:23:10,388 Groovy. 180 00:23:23,192 --> 00:23:26,363 What's the matter? You raised in a barn? Shut the door. 181 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,991 Probably was raised in a barn, with all the other primitives. 182 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:42,003 The wise men say that thou art The Promised One. 183 00:23:45,798 --> 00:23:49,053 "Tis said that thou wilt journey for the book to help us... 184 00:23:49,135 --> 00:23:51,471 ... and that thou wilt lead our people against the evil. 185 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:55,517 The only reason I'm going to get the book is to get home. 186 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:04,943 - I believe thou wilt be leaving in the morning. - Don't touch that, please! 187 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:08,821 Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions... 188 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,450 .... and things with molecular structures in the... 189 00:24:14,702 --> 00:24:16,747 What are you doin' here anyway? 190 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:22,001 I wanted to say that all of my hopes and prayers go with you. 191 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:24,630 And I made this for thee. 192 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,217 Good, I could use a horse blanket. 193 00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:52,490 Gimme some sugar, baby. 194 00:25:57,263 --> 00:25:59,098 Come on, boy! 195 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,788 Steady now. Whoa. 196 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,128 What? What is it? 197 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:33,884 his path will lead you to an unholy place, a cemetery. 198 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:37,011 There, the Necronomicon awaits. 199 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:43,477 When thou retrievest the book from its cradle, you must recite the words: 200 00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:46,814 Klaatu barada nikto. 201 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,400 Klaatu... barada... nikto. Okay. 202 00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:52,568 Well, repeat them. 203 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:55,196 Klaatu barada nikto. 204 00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:57,657 - Again! - 1 got it, I got it! 205 00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:02,203 I know your damn words, alright? Now you get this straight, the both of you. 206 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,289 If I get that book, you send me back. 207 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,750 After that, I'm history. 208 00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:13,232 What is it, boy? 209 00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,383 Come on! 210 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,396 Come on! 211 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:08,997 Come on, you! 212 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:28,320 Ramming speed! 213 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,663 - Ready. - Aim. 214 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:38,874 Fire! 215 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,423 Yeah, Baby! Yeah, Baby! 216 00:32:49,675 --> 00:32:51,553 - Hey, don't point that thing my way! - Me either! 217 00:32:51,635 --> 00:32:53,555 - Look out! - Game change, boys! 218 00:32:53,637 --> 00:32:55,598 Shake a leg! 219 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:03,272 You lousy little... 220 00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:08,319 Oh, hold on! 221 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:15,535 Yeah! I'm gonna hunt down all you... 222 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:33,970 You little bastards! 223 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:36,681 Alright, I'll crush each and every one of you. 224 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:38,767 I'll crush you to pieces, I'm telling you! 225 00:33:38,849 --> 00:33:42,144 I'll squash you so hard, you'll have to look up to see... 226 00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:43,563 Hey, dumb ass! 227 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,277 Surf's up! 228 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,914 All together now! 229 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,976 Oh shit! 230 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,150 Oops. 231 00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:33,989 Quietly... gently... 232 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:42,789 Easy, big fella! Easy! 233 00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:00,431 London Bridge is falling down 234 00:35:00,514 --> 00:35:02,809 Falling down 235 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:05,894 Falling down! 236 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,440 My fair lady! 237 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,663 Hey, is he up? How is he? 238 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:25,664 Hey, he got up... 239 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:34,048 What a horrible nightmare... 240 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,092 Wait a minute... 241 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,304 Oh, God! 242 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,724 I can't move! 243 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:54,193 You got me? 244 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:56,320 Open wide! 245 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,572 Let's go! 246 00:35:59,990 --> 00:36:02,369 Geronimo! 247 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,623 - Hooray! - Hooray! 248 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,710 Let's go! 249 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,110 Okay, little fella. 250 00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:39,155 How about some hot chocolate, huh? 251 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:52,751 How'd you like the taste of that, huh? How'd you like the taste...? 252 00:37:10,769 --> 00:37:14,190 Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger! 253 00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:39,673 - Hey! What's the big idea takin'...? - Hey! What's the big idea takin'...? 254 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,760 - Why, you... - Why, you... 255 00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:48,307 Oh, I'm blind! I'm blind! 256 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,820 Where are you takin' me? 257 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:04,740 Oh, Susanna, don't you cry for me! 258 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:09,244 ['ve come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee. 259 00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:24,510 What are you? 260 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,179 Are you me? 261 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:28,806 "What are you? Are you me?" 262 00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:32,059 You sound like a jerk! 263 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,394 - Why are you doing this? - Oh, you wanna know? 264 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,688 ‘Cause the answers easy: 265 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:40,443 I'm bad Ash, and you're good Ash. 266 00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:42,402 You're goody little two-shoes. 267 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:46,199 You're goody little two-shoes, goody little two-shoes. 268 00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:49,452 Little goody two-shoes. Little goody two-shoes. 269 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:51,996 Little goody two-shoes. Little goody two-shoes! 270 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,416 Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! 271 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,588 Little goody two-shoes! 272 00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:15,894 I ain't that good. 273 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:31,262 Now you see what's what. 274 00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:36,059 A man's body is his own personal property. 275 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:39,728 Don't let anybody try and take that away from me. 276 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:45,860 That'll teach you. Yeah, that'll teach you. 277 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:50,572 You shall never retrieve the Necronomicon! 278 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:53,867 You'll die in the graveyard before you get it! 279 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:57,704 Hey... What's that you got on your face? 280 00:40:59,873 --> 00:41:03,835 - See how that works? - I'll come back for you! 281 00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:24,606 Come on, boy! 282 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:40,498 Come on! 283 00:42:58,576 --> 00:42:59,786 Three books? 284 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,751 Wait a minute. Hold it. 285 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:10,378 Nobody said anything about three books. 286 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,925 Oh, that stinkin' wise man! He was so busy... 287 00:43:14,007 --> 00:43:17,260 ... filling me full of his secret little words, his phrases and his bullshit... 288 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:20,306 ... that he never said anything about this! 289 00:43:20,847 --> 00:43:25,853 What am I supposed to do? Take one book, or all books, or... 290 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:27,938 ... or what? 291 00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:32,235 Well... 292 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,628 Whoa... Wrong book. 293 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:38,818 Oh, you... 294 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:41,197 I'll get back to you. 295 00:45:42,697 --> 00:45:44,407 Well... 296 00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:48,411 Seems fairly obvious. 297 00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:53,751 Oh! Wait a minute. 298 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:56,336 The words. Alright, alright, alright. 299 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,755 Say the words... 300 00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:03,469 Klaatu... 301 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,221 ... barada... 302 00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:06,847 we Ne. 303 00:46:13,728 --> 00:46:15,273 Necktie. 304 00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:16,815 Nectar. 305 00:46:16,898 --> 00:46:18,608 Nickel. 306 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,277 Noodle. 307 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,072 It's an "N" word. It's definitely an "N" word. 308 00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,911 It's definitely an "N" word. 309 00:46:40,338 --> 00:46:43,592 Klaatu... barada... 310 00:46:43,675 --> 00:46:45,594 we Ne. 311 00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,818 Okay, then! 312 00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:03,778 That's it. 313 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:14,956 Hey! 314 00:47:15,498 --> 00:47:18,501 Wait a minute! Everything's cool! 315 00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:21,588 I said the words. I did! 316 00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:24,884 No, wait! 317 00:47:38,813 --> 00:47:42,610 You people, seek cover! To the parapet! 318 00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,820 Seek your children! 319 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:49,074 Steady the horses! 320 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:52,244 Something's wrong. Something's amiss. 321 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,987 Where'd you go? Where'd you... 322 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:05,400 I'll crush yal! I'll mash ya into paste, you bony crea... 323 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:18,621 Keep your damn filthy bones out of my mouth. 324 00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:45,608 I'm through being their garbage boy. 325 00:49:45,690 --> 00:49:48,443 I did my part. Now I want back... 326 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:50,778 ... like in the deal! 327 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:08,172 l... live... 328 00:50:09,797 --> 00:50:12,175 ... again. 329 00:50:21,726 --> 00:50:25,688 There! The Promised One! The Promised One's returned! 330 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:28,400 Raise the portcullis! 331 00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:36,951 Welcome home! 332 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,661 We're saved! 333 00:50:39,744 --> 00:50:43,873 - The Necronomicon! - Truly he is The Promised One! 334 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,126 - He's brought the Necronomicon! - How are ya? 335 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:48,461 - He's brought the book! - Yeah, great, great. 336 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:52,132 - Good boy! - Get the fuck outta my face! 337 00:50:58,097 --> 00:51:02,393 The Necronomicon, quickly. Did you bring the Necronomicon? 338 00:51:03,059 --> 00:51:05,688 - Yeah, it's, it's just that... - Just what? 339 00:51:07,146 --> 00:51:09,483 Nothin". Here. 340 00:51:16,072 --> 00:51:18,992 Now send me back. Like in the deal. 341 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,327 When you removed the Necronomicon from the cradle... 342 00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,914 ... did you speak the words? 343 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:27,041 - Yeah, basically. - Did you speak the exact words? 344 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:30,086 Look, maybe I didn't say every single, little tiny syllable, no... 345 00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:32,840 - ... but basically I said 'em, yeah. - Dung-eating fool! 346 00:51:32,922 --> 00:51:35,009 Thou hast doomed us all! 347 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:38,762 When thou misspoke the words, the army of the dead awoke! 348 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:41,056 w, whoa, whoa, right there, spinach chin. 349 00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:44,184 You said you could clean this mess up once you got that book. 350 00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:48,188 You said there was a passage that could get rid of this thing and send me back. 351 00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:50,815 It's true, the book still possesses the power to send you back... 352 00:51:50,898 --> 00:51:52,735 ... but to us it is useless! 353 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:55,445 The evil has a terrible hunger for the Necronomicon... 354 00:51:55,528 --> 00:51:58,407 ... and it will come here to get it. 355 00:51:58,489 --> 00:52:01,159 We had a deal. 356 00:52:01,242 --> 00:52:04,079 You wanted the damn book, I got it for ya. 357 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:06,206 I did my part, now you send me back. 358 00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:13,005 Very well. As we are men of our word, we shall honor our bargain. 359 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:16,175 The wise men shall return you to your own time. 360 00:52:17,092 --> 00:52:19,094 Yeah? 361 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:23,389 - I thought he was the one. - Yeah, right, 'cause that was the deal. 362 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:28,394 So when do you think we can start with all the... 363 00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:32,023 - ... thing and the... - He's nothin' but a traitor, he is! 364 00:52:32,106 --> 00:52:36,778 When do you think we can start... with all the ceremony and... 365 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:38,655 You know, like.. 366 00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:43,117 You know, ‘cause... sooner is always better than later, right? 367 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:46,664 Wretched excuse for a man! 368 00:52:46,746 --> 00:52:49,791 The wise men were fools to trust in you. 369 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:55,755 - I knew he couldn't be trusted. - We put our trust in him. 370 00:52:55,838 --> 00:52:58,842 I still believe that thou wilt help us. 371 00:52:58,925 --> 00:53:02,721 Oh, Sheila, don't you get it? It's over. 372 00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:06,684 I didn't have what it took. 373 00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:10,561 So long. 374 00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:17,193 You would leave me? 375 00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:20,364 Cripes, I don't belong here. 376 00:53:21,489 --> 00:53:23,574 I got a chance to go back, and I'm takin' it. 377 00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:26,036 But what of the things we've shared? 378 00:53:26,119 --> 00:53:28,789 What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private? 379 00:53:28,871 --> 00:53:30,748 Aw, well... 380 00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:35,838 Well, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby. That's all. 381 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,382 It was more than that. 382 00:53:39,757 --> 00:53:42,385 I still have faith in thee. 383 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:45,972 I still believe that thou wilt stay and save us. 384 00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:53,313 Coward! 385 00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:58,985 Look there! A demon! 386 00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:02,780 Draw, lads, for Lord and castle! 387 00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:13,166 Let's get out of here! 388 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:17,628 Ash, help me! 389 00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,047 Sheila! 390 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:35,563 Hold your arms! You'll hit the girl! 391 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:41,987 Me sword! 392 00:54:46,574 --> 00:54:49,036 Damn you! 393 00:55:06,302 --> 00:55:09,306 Dig, damn you! 394 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,432 Dig faster! 395 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:16,063 I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle! 396 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,481 - You there, handsomely now. - Aye, my liege. 397 00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:21,275 We shall storm their castle and get my book. 398 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,530 Hoist, you damnable varlets! 399 00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:32,621 Welcome back to the land of the living. 400 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:35,873 Now pick up a shovel and get digging! 401 00:55:37,416 --> 00:55:39,628 Bring on the wench! 402 00:55:51,097 --> 00:55:53,182 Gimme some sugar, baby. 403 00:55:59,063 --> 00:56:03,735 Now, ain't you a sweet little thing? 404 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:09,699 Don't touch me, you foul thing! 405 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,422 Come on. 406 00:56:23,505 --> 00:56:25,882 That's it. 407 00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:42,148 We got plans for you, girly-girl. Move! 408 00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:48,405 Have you lost your bones, you decomposed gobs? Get thee hence! 409 00:56:56,621 --> 00:56:59,248 A scout approaches! 410 00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:07,632 Hey, get his horse. 411 00:57:08,257 --> 00:57:09,342 Arise. 412 00:57:09,425 --> 00:57:13,137 An army of the dead gather in the wilderness. They approach the castle. 413 00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:15,766 - How far from here? - But two days' ride. 414 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:17,684 These winged ones are only the first of them. 415 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:20,519 - Perhaps we should leave as soon as possible. - We could be safe in the mountains. 416 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,313 Yes, yes, the mountains! We must flee! 417 00:57:22,396 --> 00:57:25,108 - It is written, Arthur. It has been foretold. - They'll take our souls. 418 00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:28,487 - I'm afraid! I don't want to die! - They'll swallow our souls. 419 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:32,114 That's it. 420 00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,701 Go ahead and run. 421 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:38,079 Run home and cry to mama! 422 00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:40,206 Me? 423 00:57:40,289 --> 00:57:42,918 I'm through runnin'! 424 00:57:43,751 --> 00:57:47,047 I say we stay here and fight it out. 425 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:51,677 Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts? 426 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,427 Nope. 427 00:57:53,512 --> 00:57:56,722 Just me, baby. Just me. 428 00:57:57,349 --> 00:58:01,311 How will we fight an army of the dead at our castle walls? 429 00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:04,231 How will you fight that? More words? 430 00:58:04,313 --> 00:58:08,985 Most of our people have already fled. We are but 60 men. 431 00:58:09,068 --> 00:58:12,489 Then we'll get Henry the Red and his men to fight with us. 432 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:19,913 Now... who's with me? 433 00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:36,471 I'll stand by ya. 434 00:58:38,097 --> 00:58:40,599 You can count on my steel. 435 00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:44,646 - I'll offer up my courage. - Me sword's by his side. 436 00:58:44,730 --> 00:58:48,275 - I'm with you! - I'll bend my bow to your will, sir. 437 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,068 And mine! 438 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:55,197 - We'll stand by you! - Hail! Hail! 439 00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,576 Hail! Hail! 440 00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:00,202 Hail! Hail! 441 00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:03,206 Hail! Hail! 442 00:59:13,090 --> 00:59:17,804 Well, my dear, say hello to the boys. 443 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:26,896 There's a sight for sore bones. 444 00:59:30,525 --> 00:59:36,447 I may be bad, but I feel... good. 445 00:59:36,530 --> 00:59:39,284 - Who rules? - You, my Lord! 446 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:42,871 - You, sir! To the castle! - To the castle! 447 00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:46,500 - But the men are afraid! - Has Duke Henry not answered us yet? 448 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,126 Quit your belly-aching! 449 00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:51,505 I know you're scared. 450 00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:54,340 We're all scared. 451 00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,969 But that doesn't mean we're cowards. 452 00:59:58,052 --> 01:00:01,181 We can take these Deadites, we can take 'em! 453 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:04,518 With science. 454 01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:13,443 - Come to it! Come! - Come on, fellas! Push! 455 01:01:04,034 --> 01:01:07,289 Come on! Come on! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! 456 01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:09,291 Okay, in, in! 457 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,293 Yeah! 458 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:59,173 They're coming! The Deadites approach! 459 01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:07,724 Quickly now, you worthless fools! They'll be on us anon! 460 01:02:07,806 --> 01:02:11,894 - Come on, guys! - Archers to the back! 461 01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:17,858 The moment of truth is almost here. You men better not fail me now. 462 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,503 There's so damned many of them. 463 01:02:49,807 --> 01:02:52,059 I need more men. 464 01:03:34,226 --> 01:03:38,648 Battle stations! Get those rocks up, mister, on the double! 465 01:03:38,731 --> 01:03:43,277 Ready the catapults! By God, let's give 'em what for. 466 01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:50,994 Keep it together! 467 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:55,373 - And halt! - Company, halt! 468 01:03:55,456 --> 01:03:57,583 Company, halt! 469 01:04:58,268 --> 01:05:01,398 - Looking glass! - Aye, sire. 470 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:11,782 Once I possess the Necronomicon... 471 01:05:11,865 --> 01:05:17,831 ... I shall rule, and you shall be my queen. 472 01:05:31,844 --> 01:05:34,722 My Lord, we are positioned on both fronts. 473 01:05:34,806 --> 01:05:38,268 Fine, fing, fine. Where are they keeping my book? 474 01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:41,271 There, my Lord, beyond the drawbridge in the second wall. 475 01:05:41,353 --> 01:05:43,565 That would be the safest place. 476 01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:49,070 I will not allow anything to keep me from possessing that Necronomicon. 477 01:05:50,112 --> 01:05:54,659 Now, bring me forth into that castle. 478 01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:57,829 - Forward! - Forward! 479 01:05:57,911 --> 01:06:02,333 Cry havoc, and let loose the dogs of war! 480 01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:05,210 To the castle! 481 01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:10,884 Excellent. 482 01:06:13,719 --> 01:06:16,347 Death to the mortals! 483 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:20,684 Arrows! 484 01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:22,978 Bows! 485 01:06:23,061 --> 01:06:24,898 Load! 486 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:27,775 Draw! 487 01:06:37,117 --> 01:06:39,536 Torch boy! 488 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:22,621 Steady. 489 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,755 Fire! 490 01:07:33,298 --> 01:07:35,927 Advance, you demons! Advance 491 01:07:57,322 --> 01:07:59,951 Yeah, baby! 492 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:09,126 Alright! 493 01:08:09,210 --> 01:08:12,963 - Retreat! Retreat! - Let's get the hell out of here! 494 01:08:21,930 --> 01:08:24,016 Damn him! 495 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:27,936 The sortie on the second flank will stand. 496 01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:29,855 It must. 497 01:08:30,564 --> 01:08:33,984 Sire, there's a second division approaching from the south. 498 01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:37,904 Ram the gates! 499 01:08:42,284 --> 01:08:43,786 Catapults. 500 01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:46,163 Catapults! South! 501 01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:49,583 Come on, men! Move it! Turn it around! 502 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,752 Right! Heave-ho! 503 01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:57,382 - We'll crush them! - We'll strike again! 504 01:09:06,850 --> 01:09:07,560 Yeah! 505 01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:11,271 Fire! 506 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:19,738 - Look there! - What the blazes? 507 01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:29,832 - Watch out! - Make way! 508 01:09:33,168 --> 01:09:34,087 Yeah! 509 01:09:36,296 --> 01:09:37,631 Seek cover! 510 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:50,478 Oh, you miserable bags of bones! 511 01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:54,314 Pick yourselves up and sally for... 512 01:09:55,190 --> 01:09:56,859 Sally f... 513 01:09:57,777 --> 01:09:59,654 Sally forth! 514 01:10:03,573 --> 01:10:05,952 Come on, you miserable hotheads! 515 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:08,662 Lower! 516 01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:10,414 Heave! 517 01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:18,213 Forward! 518 01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:23,219 Buttress the door, now! 519 01:10:35,189 --> 01:10:36,274 Hold fast! 520 01:10:39,609 --> 01:10:42,279 - Rocks! - Stone these creatures! 521 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:44,114 Damn you! 522 01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:49,244 Ooh, that's gotta hurt. 523 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:52,164 Go, you cretins! Arrows! 524 01:10:52,247 --> 01:10:54,792 Load! Fire! 525 01:11:00,297 --> 01:11:02,550 we'll ram it down the bastard's throat! 526 01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:05,845 Fire! 527 01:11:10,807 --> 01:11:14,060 South flank, to the western wall! Now! 528 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:17,731 Where is Henry the Red? I told you he would not come! 529 01:11:17,814 --> 01:11:20,359 Keep your sardine can on, bucket-head! 530 01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:22,944 I said he'll be here, he'll be here! 531 01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:25,782 I think he will not. But know this: 532 01:11:25,864 --> 01:11:28,074 No matter how this battle fares... 533 01:11:28,158 --> 01:11:31,703 ... I was wrong to think you a coward. 534 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:39,086 We've broken through! The castle is ours! 535 01:11:44,425 --> 01:11:47,552 Kill the mortals! 536 01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:26,926 They've breached the first wall! What next? 537 01:12:33,807 --> 01:12:36,560 We are deserted! 538 01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:40,230 Fall back! Man the parapet! 539 01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:42,524 Protect the book! 540 01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:45,194 God save us all. 541 01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:49,407 Up the ladders, lads! To the safety of the parapets! 542 01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:03,253 Say hello to the 21st century. Yeah! 543 01:13:15,932 --> 01:13:18,185 Come on! I got plenty for everybody! 544 01:13:19,353 --> 01:13:20,270 Look out! 545 01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:29,613 - How do you like this? - Play dead! 546 01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:36,369 It's the one in the cart we want. Get him! 547 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:55,430 Sayonara, sucker! 548 01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:03,314 Why, you... 549 01:14:04,981 --> 01:14:07,777 You can run, but you can't hide! 550 01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:35,345 Sheila. 551 01:15:00,371 --> 01:15:03,707 - We've secured the courtyard, my lord. - Excellent. 552 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:06,961 Now I will have that book. Storm the walls! 553 01:15:07,043 --> 01:15:10,213 - Ladders! - Come on, you bony devils! Hurry up... 554 01:15:10,296 --> 01:15:13,676 ... or I'll send you to the glue factory! Elmer! 555 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,220 To the walls! 556 01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:22,518 I'll slice you to ribbons! No, no! No, no! No! No! 557 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:48,461 Hey! Look out! 558 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:59,345 - Hey, you're mine, sweetie. - Get off of her! 559 01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:05,644 Gotcha! 560 01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:07,645 Damn you! 561 01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:09,814 Defend the Necronomicon, lads... 562 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:12,943 ... Or perish in the devil's fire! 563 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:19,783 - My Lord! - Stay with the book. 564 01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:22,328 The book's where we are. 565 01:16:40,845 --> 01:16:42,139 Oops! 566 01:16:44,182 --> 01:16:46,435 Hello friends! 567 01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:57,654 The book is mine! 568 01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:13,837 I'll cut your gizzard out. 569 01:17:14,462 --> 01:17:16,841 Hey! Where'd he go? Hey! 570 01:17:27,350 --> 01:17:28,519 Come to papal! 571 01:17:30,186 --> 01:17:31,646 Get him! 572 01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:03,595 Crazy bitch, get off me! 573 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,222 You're tearing my eyes out! 574 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:08,559 You witch! 575 01:18:15,356 --> 01:18:17,067 Right. 576 01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:26,076 You found me beautiful once. 577 01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:29,412 Honey, you got real ugly. 578 01:18:48,556 --> 01:18:50,059 There we are. 579 01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:02,445 So you wanna play rough, eh? Okay 580 01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:13,207 Alright, alright. 581 01:19:36,646 --> 01:19:38,106 You're going down! 582 01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:42,944 - I'm goin' up. - I'm comin' for ya. 583 01:19:55,873 --> 01:19:57,751 Come on! 584 01:20:13,391 --> 01:20:14,976 Get him! 585 01:20:15,978 --> 01:20:19,189 - Oops. Excuse me. - Come on. 586 01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:20,899 Alright! 587 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:26,322 You're pissin' me off, you ugly son of a bitch! 588 01:20:47,842 --> 01:20:51,346 I'll spoil those good looks. 589 01:20:53,806 --> 01:20:55,850 Back-stabber! 590 01:21:01,064 --> 01:21:02,690 Hold still! 591 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:18,707 Tally-ho! 592 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,760 - We can't hold the battlements! - We will hold! 593 01:21:29,842 --> 01:21:31,720 We must protect the book! 594 01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:35,099 Where's Henry the Red? Why's he not...? 595 01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:38,601 We are deserted! 596 01:21:39,936 --> 01:21:41,771 We're overwhelmed! 597 01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:06,712 I got a bone to pick with you. 598 01:22:06,796 --> 01:22:08,340 Come on! 599 01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:16,974 I'll slice your gizzard open! 600 01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:35,993 Now you're mine! 601 01:22:42,832 --> 01:22:44,292 No! 602 01:22:57,472 --> 01:22:59,182 Let go of the sword! 603 01:22:59,265 --> 01:23:03,561 I'll cut your throat out if I get the chance. 604 01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:27,461 I have the book! 605 01:23:33,132 --> 01:23:35,426 I possess the Necronomicon! 606 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:37,345 I've crushed your pathetic army! 607 01:23:37,429 --> 01:23:39,180 Now I'll have my vengeance! 608 01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:43,143 The Red! The Red! Duke Henry and his men have come! 609 01:23:43,226 --> 01:23:45,895 For king and castle! 610 01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:48,148 Cry havoc! 611 01:23:48,231 --> 01:23:53,237 Blows, blood, and death! 612 01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:58,449 We are saved! 613 01:24:09,293 --> 01:24:12,922 Onward, valiant cousins! Their ranks are broke! 614 01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,842 Bloody hell! 615 01:24:16,926 --> 01:24:21,347 You've spoiled my plan for conquest, and now you're going to die! 616 01:24:21,430 --> 01:24:25,226 Buckle up, bonehead, ‘cause you're goin' for a ride. 617 01:24:40,533 --> 01:24:42,661 Victory's ours! 618 01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:11,731 - Tricky ones, they are. - If it's a fight you want... 619 01:25:12,356 --> 01:25:15,234 Watch 'em, lads. They're an untrustworthy lot. 620 01:25:15,319 --> 01:25:18,738 If it's a fight they're looking for, they can get it! 621 01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:10,373 Move yourself, lad! 622 01:26:10,873 --> 01:26:12,876 - Your hand, man. Godspeed! - Hey, Henry. 623 01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:14,377 - You had us going. - My Lady. 624 01:26:14,461 --> 01:26:16,921 - Arthur. - Well won, my friend. 625 01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:19,466 We've won the day. Yeah! 626 01:26:19,548 --> 01:26:21,592 Yeah! 627 01:26:25,096 --> 01:26:29,434 We're brothers! And a new kingdom shall be born! 628 01:26:32,145 --> 01:26:37,109 The book tells us that each drop allows a man to sleep for a century. 629 01:26:37,192 --> 01:26:42,447 Swallow six drops, thou shall awaken in thine own time. 630 01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:33,289 Hyah, boy! 631 01:27:45,635 --> 01:27:48,012 God bless you, sire. 632 01:28:28,970 --> 01:28:30,805 Six drops. 633 01:28:33,641 --> 01:28:36,019 One, two, three... 634 01:28:36,685 --> 01:28:38,270 ... four... 635 01:28:39,104 --> 01:28:40,606 ... five.. 636 01:28:48,198 --> 01:28:49,783 Five... 637 01:28:51,076 --> 01:28:52,661 ... SIX. 638 01:30:10,070 --> 01:30:12,282 I'm home 639 01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,091 Plastics! 640 01:30:30,966 --> 01:30:33,386 Manufactured products! 641 01:30:46,608 --> 01:30:48,984 Oh God! No! 642 01:30:49,069 --> 01:30:52,822 No! I slept too long! 42143

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