All language subtitles for vida.s03e01.web.h264-btx_Subtitles01.ENG

This is good, Lyn.
You did good.

I'll
be right there.

The
baby... it's coming.

I'm just looking out
for my girl.

"My girl"?

- I don't want to see
you.
- He took advantage
of her!

MR. SANCHEZ:
She is not welcome here.

Wash her out!

The
husband is still alive.

Vidalia died still being
married to that man.

EDDY: Do the girls know
he's not dead?

ZOE: Mon Chou Chou!
[ laughs ]

NICO: She's my ex.
Things are done with us.

I like you, Emma.

And you like me too.

[ soft dramatic music ]

♪

CHAVELA VARGAS:
♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

♪ Macorina,
ponme la mano aquí ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ponme la mano aquí,
Macorina ♪

♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

♪ 20 años y entre palmeras ♪

♪ Los cuerpos como banderas ♪

♪ Noche huateque y danzón ♪

♪ La orquesta tocaba un son ♪

♪ De selva ardiente
y caprina ♪

[ both laugh ]

♪ Del cielo un gran frenesí ♪

♪ Y ponme la mano aquí,
Macorina ♪

♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Tus senos, carne de anón ♪

♪ Tu boca una bendición ♪

♪ De guanábana madura ♪

♪ Era tu fina cintura ♪

- ♪ La misma de aquel danzón ♪
- [ both laugh ]

CHAVELA VARGAS:
♪ Ponme la mano aquí,
Macorina ♪

♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

♪ Ponme la mano aquí,
Macorina ♪

♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

♪ Tu pelo jíbaro y fiero ♪

♪ Una manigua cubana ♪

♪ Para mi amor guerrillero ♪

♪ Ponme la mano aquí,
Macorina ♪

♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

♪

Babe!
Listen to this.

"Vida seems to have
materialized overnight

into the epicenter of LA's
Latinx SoundCloud generation"!

- [ laughs ]
- What is that?

It's, like, a legit review
from Saturday.

Abs
olute rave.

"This
neighborhood haunt

"is quickly reclaiming itself
as a local fixture

with a reach well beyond
the Sixth Street Bridge."

Do you die?

I'm so happy for you, babe.

[ sighs ]
I know, right?

And
this is just the beginning.

Wait until I send them
a press release

of everything
that I have planned.

I am
going to make Vida

into the spot
of what's happening

and
now in Latinx culture.

Oh, my
God, feel my heart.

Doesn't it feel like
I just did a superset?

Mm.
[ grunts ]

- I'm so proud of you.
- Aww.

So proud
that I want to show you off.

[ gasps ]
That's funny.

Because being shown off
is one of my favorite things.

Do you want to be shown off

at my mother's
birthday party, tonight?

Mm.

Well, okay, not show you off,

but is it too soon to bring you
to a family thing like that?

I-I know that--
well, you made it clear

that you don't want me
to call you my girl,

and I know that we haven't
had the whole talk

about what we're doing,

but I really like
what we're doing,

and I'd love
to have you there tonight

to just, you know...
oh, fuck.

Always, right?

Always out of line.

I would...

so love...

to go and celebrate your mother
with you tonight.

Also, who says
I'm not your girl?

[ laughs ]

I just realized
I don't know what I'm eating.

I mean, don't get me wrong,
I would eat

Takis-flavored flan
if you made it,

but this is what?

It's, like,
your version of pitaquiles.

Am I gonna die?

I
told you, I don't cook.

I just mix things together
and reheat them.

Now,
let me finish this.

[ crunching ]

Well, that was
a very entertaining essay

about sexism in the military.

And how to make an adult woman
cum in a bunk bed.

[ chuckles ]

Is
it autobiographical?

Kind of.
It's about an ex.

- Zoe.
- No.

Someone from when
I was on duty.

And we sort of developed
this sexist trauma coping bond.

When you're in the service,
you-you cope weird sometimes.

For me, I guess
I just always ended up

finding a shiny object
to distract me.

Was Zoe
a distraction too?

Something like that.

Except more complicated.

And what am I?

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not falling
in that quicksand.

Nope.

Hey, those are kind of good,
by the way.

So...
[ groans ]

Okay, do I have a pattern?

I don't know.

All I will say is that

I am very attracted
to challenging women.

Oh, that's what
you think of me.

- That I'm difficult.
- Oh, girl.

You're not putting words
in my mouth.

[ both laughing ]

O
kay.

Okay, we need
to get out of this room.

Oh, my God, I'm fermenting.

Been locked in here
in our own--

Au jus?

I know, I like it.

That Emma funk...

- Oh, God, what?
- [ sniffs ]

[
laughing ]

I'm serious,
let's get cleaned up,

and let's pick up this pigsty.

Please.

♪ As you wish ♪

[ chuckles ]

Yeah.

♪ As you wish ♪

From The Princess Bride?

"Since the invention
of the kiss,

"there have only been
five kisses

"that were rated
the most passionate,

"the most pure.

This
one left them all behind."

[
la
ughs ] I'm sorry.

I-I'm
not into fairy tales.

You're fucked up.

You're fucked up.

[ dog barking distantly ]

Oh, shit, Mari, sorry.

Wait.
Gotta knock at least, shit.

I
brought you some champurrado.

Some tamales in there too.

Mm, thanks.

[ groans ]
How was it?

- Last night?
- Uh-huh.

Shit, I just
kept thinking, like,

how long has this couch
been here?

Since apá ran the shop, right?

Yeah, yeah, we were little
chamaquitos since he had that.

Guácala, man.

I'ma have to put, like, triple
sheets on it or something.

Hey, and since this seems like

it's gonna be my living
situation till further notice,

I don't want my ass
to fall into the
dirty toilet water,

so can you finally add
a damn toilet seat, please?

Yeah, no.
I-I've been meaning to.

MARI: [ scoffs ]

I'm sorry you have
to stay here, Mari.

- How's the baby?
- Oh, man.

I can't stop looking at her.
She's so perfect.

You know, I used
to make fun of people

who want to show off
their baby pictures
all the time,

but...

Mm, I just want to bite
her little cheeks.

Right?
I do too.

I wish I could've spent
more time with her yesterday,

pero I had to get
my bike fixed.

I started a new job,
so I need it,

gotta make that money,
you know?

Oh,
which reminds me--

thank
s
for spotting me for that Tdap
vaccine.

Here'
s your change.

I didn't even know you needed
a new vaccine

to see a baby--
never done it before.

Yeah, Carla is being
super protective of Elenita.

Well, it seems
like it's going--

I don't know, it seems
like you guys are
getting along, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, a baby changes you, man.

It changes your priorities.

Carla and I are making it work.

MARI: All right. Man.

Got this
work orientation thing.

I
don't want to be late.

I can't keep up
with your hustle.

[
sco
ffs ] Well, if I want to get

my own place
with my own toilet seat,

then I need
to stay on my grind.

Hey, uh, don't forget
to take apá

to his blood transfusion
appointment.

He gets todo,
like, woozy after,

so you gotta, like,
sit with him for a minute.

You know when I told him

he had to get a shot
to meet the baby,

he got all berrinchudo?

Such a fucking handful.

Yeah, I'll take him.

All right,
thanks for breakfast.

Mm.

Boyle Heights se defiende,
el barrio no se vende.

Seriously,
having the cops arrest them

for almost blinding me
wasn't enough?

Hey,
babe, these antifa types

have nothing better to do
que chingar.

Trust
me, I know firsthand.

But, like, look.

That shared office space

that's opening up
right behind them,

like, I get
protesting that, but us?

Literally just turn around.
Turn around.

Boyle Heights se defiende...

Should I call a couple
of my sheriff friends, hmm?

To
come keep the peace?

No.
Can you imagine?

No, we would look--

no.

WOMAN: Look who showed up
on the parking lot.

- Pito boyfriend.
- Go ahead.

WOMAN: Basic ass whitetina.

WOMAN: Pinche arrepentida,
¿no te da vergüenza?

WOMAN: Get out of here,
nobody wants you!

Coconut Barbie!

Parking lot pito!

And remember,
it's cocktail attire.

I'll see you tonight, babe.

PERSON: Nobody wants you,
coconut Barbie.

PERSON: Ooh, look!

- Yeah, I'll see you tonight.
- PERSON: Coconut Barbie!

- Go back to Coachella.
- [ both laugh ]

Pinche coconut Barbie.

PERSON: Go get a spray tan!
Get the fuck out of here!

PERSON: Coconut Barbie.

PERSON:
Nobody wants you here!

Oof, that cat pee's pungent.

Blanca, you got cats?

Nope.

I'll
grab some trash bags.

[ chuckles ]
Oh, from your BDSM days.

Needs un chingo de Clorox.

[ camera crank clicking ]

[ gasps ]
Remember Tetris?

[ laughs ]

I remember this guy.

I don't.

She got trapped
under some pussy
for eight years.

Oh, so now Vida
was just some pussy?

[ scoffs ]
Vida set you straight.

Uh, well, she set you right.

[ sighs ]
I just got all lost.

Carnala,
this has got to go.

You're never gonna
use a Raiders beer hat.

- You don't know that.
- [ scoffs ]

All this shit has to go.

Rock, we came to grab
some clothes, y ya.

See, this is why I didn't
want to take a ride from you.

'Cause I knew que te ibas
a poner all Marie Kondo
and shit.

Well, I don't understand
why you don't go back there
and just get your clothes.

You gonna walk around
toda apretada

'cause
you scared of those two?

I'm not scared.

I just don't want to be
the asshole that tells them

that their father's been alive
and well all this time.

I'm sorry.

You know I'm not a fan
of those two.

But it's shitty
that you're gonna let them

stay in the dark like that.

Fucking Vida, man.
This is not my drama.

This--this is Vida drama.

I shouldn't be all tangled up
in this.

Fine.

But I'm not gonna tell them
face-to-face.

I'll write them a letter.

Y ya, quit talking
about this and help me
find some chones.

NICO: "No one puts baby
in a corner"?

EMMA:
I like reading.

- The Sandlot?
- Are you talking to me?

You're killing me, Emma.
Jesus.

What about
Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

Come on, what were you doing
between seven and now?

- LYN: Oh, hello, good morning!
- What am I getting myself...

It's okay, no one has to thank
me for staying away all weekend

so you two could have
your finger fiesta.

It's fine.

Lyn, please tell me that
you've seen "Princess Bride."

Hello.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

NICO: See?
Case in point.

The only people that haven't
seen The Princess Bride

are the Amish
or serial killers.

Lyn, when did you see it?
Not when we were kids.

Well, isn't it,
like, always on?

Yeah.
Saw it last week.

The first time
I saw it, though,

was at Hollywood Forever with
a picnic and some absinthe.

It was epic.

Okay, well, who knew
this was...

Well, Emma, there are
certain movies that are, like,

so iconic that if you don't
catch up and watch them,

you'll be totally lost at
parties when people are like,

"There's no crying
in baseball!"

I
mean, I know that one.

I should hope so.

What's that face?

- It's the only one I got.
- Mm.

Hello, hi.

And we're back
from Isle of Lesbos.

I need you undivided
so that I can tell you

about my super amazing plan
that I made--

Okay, who did you book?

Can you just not interrupt?

I have this, like,
whole thing that I...

[ sighs ]
Okay, okay.

I'm trying to book
Nancy Sanchez,

but I also think
that we should start
doing DJs with a following.

So, for tonight,

we are having
Linda Nuves spin.

Oh, hmm.

And Emma, just so you know,
it's a total get.

But...

Becau
se we are now...

a
hit...

and
have been put on the map--

did you read this?

No.

Well, there's a whole
slate of things I
think we should do.

We
are a bar, right?

Correct.

And bars need badass
drinking game nights,

so I think we should start
with this one.

It's called Tragos.

You buy a drink.
You pay to play.

First question:

If you still fear la chancla,
take five sips.

I mean, who doesn't still have
nightmares about la chancla?

LYN: One, two, three,
four, five.

- What are you doing?
- Oh, my God, look at that.

I already need another drink.
So fun, right?

There's, like, a million games
I think we could play
each night.

You know how I tried
to do lotería night

and it didn't quite--

It
was a bust.

'Scuse you.

It was my first try,
and I had the wrong approach,

but there's no reason
that that can't
become

drunken lotería.

H
mm.

50 bucks gets you
all 16 shots for the board.

And before you
say anything, Emma,

I did the math
and if we use these, like,

baby, mini half-shots,
at $2.50 a shot,

we would still make money
and, like, $10 profit.

So, that's my plan.

Math checks out.

It sounds great.
How can I help?

Oh, my God.

Okay, thank you.

Uh, well,

tonight you can help me
by holding down the fort.

Once I set up everything
for the DJs

and leave everything ready,

'cause I have to go to

my boyfriend's--
yep, you heard me--

my boyfriend's mother's
birthday party.

Of course
there was gonna be a catch.

You think it
and I make it happen.

- No, I'm--I'm gonna--
- [ loud pounding ]

Get the fuck out,
pinche vendidas!

Oh,
hell, no.

Oh, no, no, no.
Emma, Emma, Emma.

Leave it, leave it.

They--
they didn't even break it.

You know,
it's one thing for them

to shout their bad puns
out there,

but I'm not gonna
let them terrorize us.

I just witnessed
them trespassing.

And I can very much
call the cops.

- BOTH: Oh, no!
- EMMA: Yep.

No, um, oh, my God.

Emma, you sound just like Rudy.

No cops.

Just let them
chant their chants out there.

We're turning the cheek.

We're basically famous now.

So, please,
no rascuacheness.

Turning cheeks.

[
chanting continuing outside ]

Teacup got followed home
for no reason.

If one of those pigs
ever tries to arrest you,

remember to go limp, okay?

They can't accuse you
of throwing a punch

if your whole body's slack.

Fuck, that's genius.

Well, well, well,
look who showed up
on Mari standard time.

What?
I started a new job today.

Besides, the text didn't say
this was a meeting.

No, but it did say
it was urgent.

What are you walking around
with an attitude like that,
Mari?

- What?
- Yeah.

Everyone saw
you didn't do shit for Yoli

when
she got led off in chains.

[ scoffs ]
Just fucking stood there.

What was I supposed to do?
I gave to her bail fund.

Besides, what the fuck
did y'all do when Yoli
was on the ground?

Not a goddamn thing.

And now you're over here
trying to do a fucking TED Talk
about resisting

when your ass
has never even been arrested?

Get the fuck out of here.

Hey.

[ bassy upbeat music ]

♪

- The DJ sounds unbelievable.
- Mm-hmm.

And she has
everything she needs,

so I think
I'm gonna go get ready.

Okay.

Oh, also,

if it's gonna be this busy
in here from now on--

and trust, it will--

we're gonna need
an extra pair of hands.

Maybe Eddy's available?

I
promise you, I mean it.

I didn't tell her
where Vida was.

I didn't even tell her
what the bar was called.

Bonjour.

I have been texting you
and you keep leaving me
on "read."

Thankfully, your location
share's still on,

because otherwise,
you know how freaked out
I would've been?

Are you fucking serious, Zoe?

You got a tag on me like
a dolphin in the fucking wild?

I was just worried.

We need to talk.

Well, I can't.
I'm working.

I can wait.

Oh,
concha tu madre.

Could I
get a Muscadet, please?

I'm sorry, we don't serve wine.

Teq
uila, then.

Just nothing that starts
with a J.

I'm really fucking sorry
about this, Emma.

It
's okay.

[ scoffs ]
No hombre, jail was whatever.

But I had to answer
to an even tougher authority

in the morning:
my pissed off amá.

[ laughs ]
I feel you.

[ clears throat ]

I'm glad you're good, Yoli.
Talk later.

By
e, girl.

I made sure to call your amá
so she wouldn't worry so much.

She
told me.

Look, I'm so
fucking sorry, Yoli.

It
-it's fine.

It wouldn't do us both
no good to end up jail.

I just...

panicked, I guess.

I pulled out my phone

when they were putting you in
the patrol car and I posted it.

I don't know why I didn't think
to start recording earlier.

But look,
it got a ton of views.

YOLI: She came at me, man!

That
's good Mari.

'Caus
e
I'm not taking my foot off the pedal

with that bar
and those two vendidas.

And it pisses me off so much
that nothing happened

to that snooty-ass bitch
who punched me.

And
if that coconut Barbie

presses charges
'cause of the detergent

and
fucks with my DACA?

I'm
going scorched earth.

Pa
labra.

[ piano playing ]

♪

[ indistinct chatter ]

Was it cocktail attire?

- Yes, I told you that.
- No, you didn't.

When?

Oh, my God,
I totally missed that.

Ay, por fin llegó
la invitada más esperada.

Bienvenida, corazón.
Ah!

Ay,
Rodolfo, qué grosero.

No le explicaste que era
vestimenta de coctel.

Pero no te preocupes,
preciosa.

Happy birthday.

¿No
entiende español?

Oh, she does, Mami.
She understands it.

She was just born here,
so she doesn't speak it
that well.

- Oh.
- Sí.

You were born here,
and you speak it perfectly.

[ chuckles ]
But don't worry, my darling.

I don't blame you.

I blame your parents.

[
laughs ]

[ all laughing ]

Come.

I'm going to introduce you
to everyone.

Rodolfo, ven.
Presenta a tu novia.

Hola, miren quién llegó.

[ upbeat music ]

- ...not wanna dance!
ZOE: [ laughing ]

Come on, dance with me!

[ glass shatters ]

Whoopsie.
[ chuckles ]

Don't worry,
the barback will get that.

Excuse me!
Barback.

She gotta go.

H
ey.

She's just trying
to get to you.

Don't
let her, okay?

[ laughing ]

MARI: Emma.

You have a lot of nerve
coming in here.

I know.

I let you in my home,
I feed you,

and
what do you do?

You use us and you bring those
little agitators to our--

No, no, no, hold on.
I didn't bring them.

I tried to tell you, pero...

look, nothing that I say
about that night

is gonna clear me in your eyes.

It was a very complicated
and just fucked up night
for me.

I messed up left and right.

Did
you
see what they did to Lyn?

Of course you didn't,
you just stood there

while that bully put soap
in her eyes.

Are you gonna
press charges on her?

I should.

I know in your eyes
she's a bully,

but Yoli--
that's her name--

she's my best friend,
and she's DACA.

And I don't know
if you know about DACA,

but if she gets a stain
on her record, she's fucked.

She threw detergent
in my sister's eyes.

Is she gonna stop
protesting us?

No, but you know,
however bad the beef is
with the neighborhood,

the shittiest thing
you can do to your own people

is fuck with their status
like that--

Oh,
isn't that something?

No consequence for her,
but she can keep
fucking with us?

Well, maybe the vigilantes
will get off your back

if you support
some local groups or some orgs.

Maybe if you give back
to the community

and make a thing about it,
then they'll back off.

Don't
come back here, Mari.

You really showed
your true colors
Saturday night.

You know, my father
was undocumented.

And it
didn't end well for him.

I would never go after
someone's status.

I'm
not a fucking monster.

ZOE: Go ahead and slap me!

Slap me!

Go ahead!
Just give me a fucking slap.

[ laughing ]

Nico, take her to the bathroom
and put some water on her face.

Yeah.
She's gotta get her ass home.

- ZOE: Slap me!
- NICO: Zoe.

[ Zoe laughing ]

- I'm good.
- Come on.

- I'm good.
- Yeah.

- Good.
- Yeah, you're good, come on.

- ZOE: Good.
- Come on.

MAN: Ahora es cuándo hay
que entrarle con todo.

Neta, hermano,
en Monterrey sobran
este tipo de oportunidades.

Hoy mismo te presento
a tres inversionistas regios

que fácilmente fondean
tu proyecto.

En Monterrey está la lana.

Oh, I
used to live in Monterey.

Well,
in Pebble Beach.

I had a--
well, I lived in a
house there.

Pebble Beach has
some unbelievable views,

but I meant the real Monterrey,
in Nuevo León.

[ laughter ]

In Mexico, mamita.

- Oh.
- [ laughs ]

- [ clears throat ]
- I'm gonna go for a refill.

Okay.

Pues como te estaba diciendo,
mi primo,

te vienes un fin de semana,
te quedas con nosotros...

Thank you.

- I, uh...
- Oh, God.

...just want to announce myself
so you don't become scared.

I-I can go somewhere else
if you'd like.

Oh,
no, it's...

No,
you
're-- you're fine.

I
don't mind.

[ sighs ]

So are you Russian,
or, like, Ukrainian?

I'm Polish.

Sorry.

I'm not so good at accents.

I can have a conversation
in Russian if I focus.

I'm supposed
to be bilingual too.

But it's all lies.

I can barely hold
a conversation in English.

And in Spanish, I don't go past
"Dora the Explorer" level.

- You are, uh, Mexican?
- Mm, sort of.

No, I am.

But those people in there?

They might think otherwise.

I thought everybody inside
was Mexican.

Oh, yes.
The most.

But I don't know if...

they'd consider me
to be Mexican.

Technically,
I'm second generation,

so...
I'm Mexican-American.

Ch
icana.

That's what my mami
used to call us.

But I'm not so political,
so I don't know if I'm that.

[ exhales deeply ]
Wow, did--

did
that drink just hit me?

[
chuckles ]

I'm confused by what you mean.

It's a confusing thing to walk
around looking like this,

where everyone non-Mexican
only sees you as Mexican,

but then, like,
the Mexico-Mexicans are like,

"No,
eh, not Mexican enough."

All
these stupid tests.

Just because I was born
with a broken tongue.

Broken tongue's our language.

That's how language
becomes language.

When two tongues
smash together.

You can tell a person's story
with their tongue.

You
are so right.

We
adapt.

That
's what I do.

I
adapt.

I
survive.

That'
s my superpower.

WOMAN::
♪ Y armamos el quilombo
con el bajo y el bongo ♪

♪ Como lo hacen en el Congo ♪

♪ Y hacemos un mondongo ♪

♪ Hacemos un ... ♪

I have your stuff. Okay?
Where's your keys? I'm gonna
call Madi, your mother.

All right. Oh.

[ groans ]

Hey, it's not as suspect
as it looks.

There's just a way
that you have to talk to her

when she gets drunk.

I'm not gonna make anything
of this unless you tell me to.

No storming off,
no rash anything.

I
trust you.

I also trust you
to go tend my bar,

because it's been
sitting there for a
while now.

- My bad.
- [ chuckles ]

- Go.
- Okay.

All right.
Time to call you a Lyft, lady.

- One, two, three!
- ZOE: [ groans ]

- Luego me invitas.
Yo te marco.
- [ chatter ]

[ laughter ]

Llámame p'atrás

...is perfectly translated,
"Call me back."

RUDY: Wait, wait.
She does the cutest thing
when she was little.

Please, Lyn, can you count?

Once, doce, trece,
cuatroce, cincoce, seisce...

Siet
ece. Ochoce.

Yes.

- Siéntense.
- Makes perfect sense.

To cuatroce.

To cuatroce.

[ laughter ]

[ groans ]

Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna...

Sorry.
Oh, God.

I'm gonna go get yogurt
for smoothies.

For Princess Bride
and chill?

EMMA: Sure.

Now you're supposed to say,
"As you wish."

Hey.

I think I'm gonna go
get my stuff.

Zoe shows no signs of leaving.

She has more rights
to the place than I do.

She
introduced me to Matty.

Is it cool if I, like,
keep my stuff here?

Just, like, till I figure out
where to go?

Hurry back, now.

What
are you doing?

Yo
u okay?

Just know I seen him
with my own eyes.

[ soft dramatic music ]

♪

WOMAN:
♪ Desaparecido y ya vivo ♪

♪ ¿Cuál es el verdadero
sentido? ♪

♪ How can I loose you then
keep you♪

♪ ♪

♪ Regresarás ♪

♪ Como siempre ♪

♪ Resucitarás ♪

♪ Resucitarás ♪

ALL:
♪ Resucitaré, resucitaré ♪

♪ Resucitaré ♪

WOMAN:
♪ Resucitarás ♪

ALL:
♪ Resucitaré, resucitaré ♪

♪ Resucitaré, tulé ♪

WOMAN:
♪ Resucitarás ♪

ALL:
♪ Resucitaré, resucitaré ♪

♪ Resucitaré, tulé ♪

WOMAN:
♪ Resucitarás ♪

ALL:
♪ Resucitaré, resucitaré ♪

♪ Resucitaré, tulé ♪

♪ Tulé, tulé, eh ♪