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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,540 (BARKING CONTINUES NEARBY) 2 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:16,440 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 3 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:20,220 (BARKING CONTINUES) 4 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,540 (BATS SCREECH) 5 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,820 WOMAN: I've decided it's time to let you in on a secret. 6 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,620 We didn't plan to have another child. 7 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,620 This is our 'oops' baby - 8 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,980 accidental, unscripted, 9 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,660 but not unwanted... 10 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,340 Not by me, anyway. 11 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,180 We took a rare weekend away for a friend's 40th. 12 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,700 My mother minded the kids. 13 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,260 I drank too much, danced. 14 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,260 Made love in the morning. 15 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:03,340 And now there's a new small human joining our family. 16 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,660 Hail Caesar says, if it's a girl, 17 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,240 we should call her Roulette. 18 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,740 Mummy, Lachie broke it. 19 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,420 It was snagged with the bird project. 20 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,900 He broke it! OK. 21 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,540 Never mind, Luce, it can be fixed. Just leave it. I'll do it. 22 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,500 Hey, babe, go upstairs, grab your bag, please. 23 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,100 Come here, mate. 24 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,700 Remember, today - don't feed the ducks Lego. 25 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,240 (LACHIE CHUCKLES) OK? See ya, dude. 26 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,900 I gotta go. Mm-hm. 27 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,500 Wish me luck. Luck. 28 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,600 But you won't need it. The network love you. 29 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,460 See you tonight. OK. 30 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:35,500 OK, let's do it. 31 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,380 Daddy's got a review today. 32 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,100 (LAPTOP CHIMES) 33 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,380 OK, babe, come on. Bye! 34 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:42,940 (DOOR SHUTS) 35 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,600 (HARSH STATIC HISSES) 36 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:53,020 (GASPS) 37 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,700 (SIGN BUZZES SOFTLY) 38 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:11,860 (CHILD SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 39 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,020 Oop. You're not watching the road. 40 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,500 Ohh! 41 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,660 Can you look left, then right, then left? 42 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,780 OK. I'll pick you up. 43 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:26,900 Agatha? 44 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,960 I told you to put the... 45 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:32,220 ..on the shelves, not leave them on top of the freezer. 46 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,260 Sorry, Derek. You'll have to deal with the tampons yourself. 47 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,180 Got an appointment with my obstetrician. 48 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,960 Again? And I'm busting for the loo. 49 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,340 Again. 50 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,020 I'm eight months pregnant, Derek. 51 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,540 I can't help it if my bladder's the size of a walnut. 52 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,320 (QUACKING) 53 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,660 (CHILDREN CHATTER AND LAUGH) 54 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,320 WOMAN: Charming. 55 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,460 What can I do about it? 56 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:17,940 You're already doing it. 57 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,460 Blocking him isn't working. He just creates another account. 58 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,580 Sends GIFs and vile comments. 59 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,980 Look, my legal advice is just ignore the trolls. 60 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,540 Don't engage, or you'll only feed their ego. 61 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,260 OK. 62 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:33,980 Where are our kids? 63 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,320 Any recent sightings? 64 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,780 (DUCKS QUACK, CHILDREN CHATTER) 65 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,180 Ah, there's Ruby. 66 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,580 (GIRL CHATTERS LOUDLY) 67 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,860 Lachie? 68 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:02,820 Lachie? 69 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,460 Mummy. (GIGGLES) 70 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,940 Ah! 71 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,980 There you are, monkey! What have you got there, huh? 72 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,500 Who gave you that? A lady. 73 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:16,140 Come on! Let's go and play! 74 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,780 GIRL: Ahh! 75 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:28,040 SONG: # I just can't get you out of my head 76 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,140 # Oh, your lovin' 77 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,580 # Is all I think about 78 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:40,020 # I just can't get you out of my head 79 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,220 # Oh, it's more than 80 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,820 # I dare to think about 81 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,420 # Set me 82 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,120 # Free # La-la-la 83 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,940 # La, la, la-la-la 84 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,940 # La, la, la 85 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,340 # La, la, la-la-la. # 86 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,500 (MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE BUILDING) 87 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,940 (AIRCRAFT ENGINE ROARS NEARBY) 88 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,020 (DOOR CLOSES) 89 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:25,980 (MAN WOLF-WHISTLES) 90 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,260 Drop dead, Dave. (SCOFFS) 91 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,420 (PHONE RINGS) 92 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:53,580 MAN: (ON VOICEMAIL) Aggie, I can't get hold of you. 93 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:57,500 Are we meeting tomorrow? Call me. 94 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:01,860 WOMAN: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hello, Agatha. 95 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,780 Please don't be angry with me for calling. 96 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,540 I know it's a special day tomorrow. 97 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:53,660 Oh! Oh, smells so good. 98 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,660 Am I allowed to stay for the adults' dinner? 99 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,940 No, no, no. I need some Jack time. 100 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,860 He's got his sports show to do. 101 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,220 It's prerecorded. He's gonna be home very soon. 102 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,860 Well, isn't it Jack time 103 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,460 that got you into this mess in the first place? 104 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,620 And he hasn't touched me since. 105 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,060 What?! The whole time you've been pregnant? 106 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,100 God. Men are so weird. 107 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,200 Maybe he's developed a strange aversion 108 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,460 to sleeping with me while I'm carrying his child, 109 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,860 like I'm a virginal Madonna figure. 110 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,660 I repeat - men are so weird. 111 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,980 Or maybe he thinks I just got too fat. 112 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,340 You need to get yourself a battery-operated boyfriend. 113 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,580 Well, it's not so easy to reach around all this. 114 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,220 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 115 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,420 Anyway, it's not about the sex. 116 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,340 We need to find our intimacy again. 117 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,460 (PHONE CHIMES) 118 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,060 Oh! 119 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,400 Oh. 120 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,420 I have a Tinder date. (SCOFFS) 121 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,780 So, if YOU'RE not going to feed me, I'm going. 122 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,760 OK. But don't be late for Reg's birthday thing. 123 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,540 I can't handle Mum having a breakdown on me... 124 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,460 Bye! Love you! Please don't be late, Grace! 125 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,980 Please! 126 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,220 Hi, Aggie! 127 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,300 You are so clever. 128 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,780 I could just eat you up. 129 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,760 No, you can't! Why not? 130 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,140 (GIGGLES) 'Cause I'm a boy. 131 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,020 But boys are yummy. 132 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,460 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 133 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,780 Hey... 134 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,940 ..don't tell your mum. 135 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,460 OK. 136 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,620 Oh, Aggie, are you still good to mind Leo on Tuesday? 137 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,180 Sure. Thanks. 138 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,700 Any word from sailor boy? 139 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,020 They're letting him call me on Sunday night. 140 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,700 Finally. (CHUCKLES) 141 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,580 Oh, my God, can you imagine his face when he sees you? 142 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,180 I know, right? (CHUCKLES) 143 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,120 Where are you off to? 144 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,580 To see my friends. 145 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:41,500 (TRAIN RATTLES) 146 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:44,020 (TRAIN BRAKES SCREECH) 147 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,260 (DOOR SHUTS) 148 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,660 Your show finished hours ago. 149 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:07,140 Oh. Um... 150 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,540 Arnie asked me for a drink after... 151 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,480 ..after my work review, so... 152 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,780 You didn't, um... 153 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,260 You didn't tell me you were gonna make something special. 154 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,260 I just assumed you'd be home. 155 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,940 (WATER RUNS) 156 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,380 It's not like we get many Friday nights together. 157 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,700 Um... 158 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,220 Babe, I'm... 159 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,180 I'm not gonna get a pay rise. 160 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,840 So, I took the opportunity to ask them if I could pitch a new show, 161 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,860 if they're not gonna give me more money and... 162 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,500 I don't know. I need a fuckin' miracle. 163 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,700 I'm sorry. 164 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,300 I'm sorry about dinner. 165 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,180 Mm. 166 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,540 Mmm! 167 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,480 It's good. No, it's not good. 168 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,980 It's cold and dry. 169 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,060 Like me right now. 170 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,700 You're not cold and dry. 171 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,540 Yes, I am. No, you're hot... 172 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,140 Mmm. Honey... 173 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,500 Mmm. Yep. Yeah. 174 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,980 I'm shattered. 175 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,380 What? 176 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:14,200 I've got swim school in the morning. No. 177 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,560 Yeah. No. You're not going to bed. 178 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,560 Yeah. 179 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,700 Isn't there someone you'd like to spend some quality time with? 180 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,200 Who? 181 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,540 Me. 182 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,560 (CHUCKLES) 183 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,500 How many other women are pregnant with your baby? 184 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,220 (LAUGHS) 185 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,920 (DOG BARKS OUTSIDE) 186 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,640 (BARKING CONTINUES) 187 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,940 (TRAIN SCREECHES AND RATTLES IN THE DISTANCE) 188 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,260 (BARKING CONTINUES) 189 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:09,140 (BARKING CONTINUES) 190 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:14,940 (BARKING CONTINUES) 191 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:26,860 (BARKING CONTINUES) 192 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,860 (CHILDREN CHATTER AND LAUGH) 193 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,580 Alright, you two, upstairs. Come on. Grab your kickboards. 194 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,060 One! Two! Three! Four! Go! 195 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,980 Did you hear next-door's dog going off again last night? 196 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,060 Yeah. I don't know what's setting it off. 197 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,760 It seems to be doing it more and more. 198 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,300 (PHONE RINGS) 199 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,780 Who's that? 200 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,220 Simon. 201 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,780 (LAUGHS) 202 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,940 Mate, I'm stoked you're coming back. 203 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,760 I'll be covering the World Cup this year. You should come with me. 204 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,140 Oh, you should come round to ours for lunch. 205 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,900 Jack... Yeah, that sounds good. 206 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,860 Alright, we'll see you then. 207 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,620 Hooroo. 208 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,340 Jack? What? 209 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,940 He's been in Melbourne for six months - 210 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,900 of course I'm gonna invite him around. 211 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,380 Wants to see his godchild. 212 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,120 Is that why you were late last night? 213 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,840 'Cause Simon's back? 214 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,740 No, I was with Arnie. I told you that. 215 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,120 Why? What's...what's the drama? 216 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:41,480 Well, the drama is it's my stepfather's birthday tomorrow - 217 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,260 that's enough for one weekend. 218 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,980 Oh, it's only Simon. 219 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,300 Kids are gonna wanna eat after swimming. I'll grab a chook. 220 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,380 You...chuck a salad together. Too easy. 221 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,020 Come on, kids. 222 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,740 (LACHIE LAUGHS) 223 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,620 LUCY: Lachie! LACHIE: Ha-ha! 224 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,260 Careful, the floor's wet. Oh. 225 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,020 When are you due? 226 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,980 Early June. Same. 227 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,060 Oh! What date? 228 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,940 June 6th. D-Day. 229 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,980 Do you know what you're having? Boy or girl? 230 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,340 (CHUCKLES) Sorry. You first. 231 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,840 Boy. Me too. 232 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,580 Hmm. Do you have any other kids? 233 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,780 Yeah, two. Wow. (CHUCKLES) 234 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,060 Good luck. You too. 235 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,100 I'm Meghan, by the way. 236 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,660 Aggie. It's nice to meet you, Aggie. 237 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,340 Nice to meet you. 238 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,780 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 239 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,620 June 6th. 240 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,780 Baby boy. 241 00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:20,820 SIMON: Hey-hup! Hey-hup! 242 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,980 Hello! Hup-hup-hey! 243 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,140 (LACHIE GIGGLES) Hello! 244 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,860 Hey, should we go and pick some lemons off our tree... 245 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,100 Yeah! ..for Uncle Simon? 246 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,340 You're home-growing lemons? That's so hipster. 247 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,780 Grab yourself a drink, mate. I'll get it. 248 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,780 What do you want? Whatever's going. 249 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,860 There's a white open. Yeah, yep. 250 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,640 (FRIDGE DOOR OPENS) 251 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,140 I can't wait to be cool godfather 252 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,660 supplying alcohol to all of Lucy's teenage friends. 253 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,660 It was a mistake making you godfather. 254 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,280 Thank you. 255 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,740 (CHILDREN CHATTER AND LAUGH) 256 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,700 I, uh... 257 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,280 I've been keeping up with your Insta posts. 258 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,460 Really? Mm. 259 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,420 You're not exactly my audience. 260 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,060 I'm an interested party. 261 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,660 When are you due? 262 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,860 Terrifyingly soon. Yeah? (CHUCKLES) 263 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,340 I picked the best ones! 264 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,380 Oh! (CHUCKLES) These are perfect... 265 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,420 (SNIFFS) ..for drinks. 266 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,460 Lemonade! No, no, no, tequila. 267 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,140 Tequila. Jack, put that on your bar. 268 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,220 Lick. 269 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,220 Sip. 270 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,640 Suck. No. No, don't... 271 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,900 Don't teach them that. 272 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,660 Lucy... Lucy, drinking's not cool. 273 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,700 Go wash your hands. Stop. 274 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,220 OK, Mummy. Let's go, Lachie. Thank you. 275 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,640 So, was it you who encouraged Jack to try and pitch his show to Arnie? 276 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,100 I mean, it's a no-brainer, 277 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,020 and if he doesn't pitch it soon, I'm gonna do it myself. 278 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,540 And I'm gonna take the credit. 279 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,900 He knows you wouldn't. 280 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,220 Nah, I would. Yeah, he would. 281 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,220 Ah! (LAUGHS) 282 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,780 (GLASSES CLINK) 283 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,300 Nicky. 284 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,420 What are you doing here? 285 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,780 You didn't answer my calls. 286 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,100 We said we'd always meet today. 287 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,820 I thought... Things are different this year. 288 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,620 I can see that. 289 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,540 (BIRDS CHITTER) 290 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,380 I was afraid you'd be upset. 291 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,300 I didn't know how to tell you. 292 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,580 Your mother didn't mention it when she called me. 293 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,820 I didn't want to tell her until after the baby's born. 294 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,100 So, please, don't mention it if you speak to her again. 295 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,900 Don't you think your mum deserves to know she's about to be a grandma? 296 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,020 The truth is... 297 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,360 ..I didn't wanna tell anyone... 298 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,820 ..after last time. 299 00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:00,300 We named her...our little girl. 300 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,820 We lost her at 32 weeks, Nicky. 301 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,020 Until this baby's here, 302 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,980 it doesn't feel real. 303 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,460 I still think about her too. 304 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,180 So, how did you do it? 305 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,660 Do what? 306 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,660 Get pregnant? 307 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,300 Let's not go there. 308 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,580 You won the lottery. 309 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,080 If you want to put it that way. 310 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,980 Oh, no, that's what he said, wasn't it, the specialist? 311 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,720 He said it'd be like winning the lottery. 312 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:48,140 He also said sometimes these things happen when you stop IVF. 313 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,140 Sometimes that's how it works. 314 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,140 Yes. 315 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,620 It does. 316 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:01,300 So, who's the lucky father? 317 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,820 Donor. 318 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,540 You're doing it all alone? 319 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,500 You know how much I wanted this. 320 00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:10,140 And I've never felt less alone. 321 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:20,080 (BIRDS SQUAWK) 322 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,980 I'm having another baby soon. 323 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:54,000 But it doesn't mean I love you any less. 324 00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,570 Since Simon suggested it. 325 00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:27,530 Yeah, well, Mum timed everything down to the wire and now we're late. 326 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:29,290 They'll give ME hell and not you. 327 00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,850 (GROANS) Stop being a drama queen. 328 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:33,890 Fuck you. (CHORTLES) 329 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:34,890 Lovely. 330 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,890 GRACE: You force ME to be on time and then YOU'RE late. 331 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:38,930 Yeah, I know, sorry. How's Reg? 332 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:41,010 Oh, he's brilliant. Talking about profit shares and margins. 333 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:42,010 Oh, good. 334 00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:45,510 Oh. That looks inventive. 335 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:47,250 Hey, say happy birthday to Pop. 336 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,250 Happy birthday, Pop! Hello! Hello! 337 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,570 Lachie... Sorry. Reg, happy birthday. 338 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:53,050 Thank you. 339 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,530 Well, I suppose being pregnant 340 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:56,450 is as good as an excuse as any for running late. 341 00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:59,210 My fault. Many happy returns, mate. 342 00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:00,690 Thank you very much. 343 00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,690 Dad, have you changed the wi-fi password again? 344 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:04,250 No. Oh, hey. 345 00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:07,290 Ah! The young prince emerges from sleep just in time for lunch. 346 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,530 My favourite ugly stepsister. 347 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:12,650 Oh, and, hey, 90,000 followers - look at you. Cha-ching. 348 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,170 Meghan, what am I meant to do with the pomegranate? 349 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,210 (MEN LAUGH) 350 00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:19,090 (SIGHS) 351 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:22,410 I don't understand. Why wouldn't Jack be given a pay rise? 352 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,210 Because his job hasn't changed. 353 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,090 There's nowhere for him to move up the ladder. 354 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,370 Oh, he never seems to get the breaks, does he? 355 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,410 Yeah, well, he works very hard. 356 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,210 Don't get me wrong. 357 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:33,890 I just think it's a shame 358 00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:35,970 that he's not in a business that's more lucrative. 359 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,770 Well, not everyone marries for money, Mum. 360 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,130 Mum? Mm? 361 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:44,090 Tell Meghan she has to have a baby shower. She's refusing. 362 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,570 It's her third. 363 00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,450 You don't have a baby shower after your first. 364 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:48,650 Thank you. 365 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,530 OK, so this is where my issues come from - 366 00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:53,010 the unwanted child of a failing marriage, never had my own stuff... 367 00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:55,170 Can we not do this right now, Grace? OK, no, you're right. 368 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,970 Meghan doesn't wanna talk about it, everyone... 369 00:20:57,030 --> 00:20:58,530 You know what? Just stop! 370 00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:05,130 (GROANS) Hey, I'm sorry! 371 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,890 You know that I'm relentless. 372 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,770 Meghan, I didn't mean to upset you. 373 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:11,250 It's not you. 374 00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:12,770 (MEN CHATTER AND LAUGH OUTSIDE) 375 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,530 (SIGHS) It's Jack. 376 00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:18,530 What, the please-have-sex-with-me roast didn't work? 377 00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:20,450 Still treating you like the Virgin Mary? 378 00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:23,010 Actually... 379 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:26,230 ..it's having another baby that he's not dealing with. 380 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:27,450 You're kidding. 381 00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:29,230 Well, three is a lot. 382 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,810 I just hope that when the baby is born... 383 00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:37,770 ..he gets onboard and is happy. 384 00:21:37,870 --> 00:21:39,290 Well, he's the one who knocked you up. 385 00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:41,230 Don't say anything to Jack. 386 00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:43,690 Meat is cooked 387 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:46,330 and, happily, the Dow Jones average is on the rise. 388 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:47,810 Cool, Jack. 389 00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:52,850 Hmm? 390 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:14,010 (LAPTOP RINGS) 391 00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:20,450 Hayden. 392 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,250 Can you see me? 393 00:22:23,350 --> 00:22:25,850 What's this about you being pregnant? 394 00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:27,730 It's wonderful, isn't it? 395 00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:30,770 Well, how did it happen? 396 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,890 Well, you must know that, silly. 397 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:34,090 (CHUCKLES) 398 00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:36,650 Is it mine? Of course it is. 399 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:38,410 I've been at sea for seven months. 400 00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:40,950 I'm eight months pregnant. 401 00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:43,630 We were going at it like rabbits when you were here. 402 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,330 Yeah, and you said you were on the pill. 403 00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:49,410 I also asked you to use a condom because I missed a few days. 404 00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:51,090 You said you didn't like them. 405 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:54,610 What do you want me to do? 406 00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:58,490 Well, I'm not expecting you to marry me or anything. 407 00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:00,210 Then why tell me at all? 408 00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:01,690 Because I thought you should know. 409 00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:05,210 If you don't want anything to do with me, that's fine, 410 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:08,010 but this is as much your baby as it is mine. 411 00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:10,570 I don't want a baby. Well, it's a bit late for that now. 412 00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:14,730 This is happening. 413 00:23:18,290 --> 00:23:21,090 Look, I know you think I'm springing this on you, 414 00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:24,130 but you wanted a break and I couldn't reach you. 415 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:27,570 No... Oh...we weren't on a break. We broke up. 416 00:23:27,670 --> 00:23:29,670 You were snooping on my phone, for fuck's sake. 417 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:32,090 OK, OK, I know, I was dumb to check your texts, 418 00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:33,650 but...but think about it - 419 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,870 I was pregnant then, my hormones were all over the shop. 420 00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:38,610 (SCOFFS) Yeah, that... That's... That's your excuse? 421 00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:39,730 It's the truth. 422 00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:41,210 (SCOFFS) 423 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,490 (BANGING) 424 00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:54,710 I can't handle this. 425 00:23:56,210 --> 00:23:57,730 We can talk when you get home. 426 00:23:57,790 --> 00:23:59,210 No. 427 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:00,730 You stay away from me. 428 00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:03,810 Please, Hayden, what about the baby? 429 00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:05,450 You should've got rid of it. 430 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:06,970 No. 431 00:24:20,070 --> 00:24:22,090 (CRIES) 432 00:24:23,210 --> 00:24:25,690 Stupid, ugly...! 433 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,860 (JACK SIGHS) 434 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,560 They asleep? Yeah. 435 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,600 What's the matter? 436 00:24:56,700 --> 00:25:00,240 You told your sister that I don't want a third child. 437 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:04,000 That's because you don't, Jack. 438 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:05,760 Admit it. 439 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,920 We were almost out of the woods. 440 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:10,720 (SCOFFS) 441 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,080 Well, it's not exactly like I planned it. 442 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:14,820 OK. 443 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,880 But you promised that you'd go back to work when Lachie was two 444 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:19,480 and you didn't do that. 445 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:23,480 And now what? We've gotta wait another two years. 446 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,600 Is that all it's about for you? 447 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:31,040 "All it's about"? Do you realise how fucked we are financially right now? 448 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:33,280 OK, but you're that one who insisted that we move here. 449 00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,000 I was perfectly happy where we were. 450 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,760 Because you said you were gonna go back to work. 451 00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:38,560 I based everything on that. 452 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:41,900 How long do you think I can shoulder all this? 453 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:45,440 Well, my blog earned $600 last month. 454 00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:47,400 It was $530. OK, fine, Jack. 455 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,320 That's fine. Why don't we just sell, then? 456 00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:50,840 We can't afford to. 457 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,920 Because I already spoke to the agent that sold us this place. 458 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:57,620 We bought at the top of the market. She said if we did that, we'll lose. 459 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,440 I can't see a way out of this. 460 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:12,400 Do you wish that something bad would happen... 461 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,440 ..to me and the baby? 462 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,920 What? 463 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,520 What are you talking about? 464 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,720 People do wish those things sometimes...about their partners. 465 00:26:23,780 --> 00:26:25,400 Of course not! 466 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,200 No. I don't. 467 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,260 OK? 468 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,080 But you did say that you wished you never married me. 469 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:36,160 Can we not do that again? 470 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,680 Please? 471 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:40,520 (SCOFFS) Hey, you know I didn't mean that. 472 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:44,120 And you weren't even pregnant then. It was nothing to do with the baby. 473 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:46,800 Work, pressure, stress - 474 00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:50,520 everything just...got to me. 475 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,400 (SOFTLY) We'll work it out. 476 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,120 Come here. Come here. 477 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,760 (CRIES) 478 00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:18,560 (WHISPERS) It's OK. 479 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:24,280 (LEAVES RUSTLE) 480 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,440 (KNOCKER CLANGS) 481 00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:56,880 Mrs Cole? 482 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:58,800 Yes? 483 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:00,360 This is so hard. 484 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,800 I didn't wanna bother you, but... 485 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:06,060 ..Hayden's given me no choice. 486 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:09,960 I tried to talk to him, but he... 487 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,240 ..he... 488 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,160 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 489 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,080 Are you having Hayden's baby? 490 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,360 Jess, get the tissues. 491 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,760 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 492 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:30,560 Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. No, don't upset yourself. 493 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,640 Here. 494 00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:40,640 Hayden said he didn't want to have anything to do with me or the baby. 495 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:43,880 He said I should've had an abortion. 496 00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:45,360 (GROANS) 497 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:47,200 He didn't... That's not our way. 498 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,700 It's OK. I'm OK. 499 00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:51,240 (WEEPS) You're so kind. 500 00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:55,360 Do you have any family here? 501 00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,880 My mum. 502 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,560 She's my rock. 503 00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:01,240 Did you and your mum come to Australia together? 504 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,360 Yeah, when I was 14. 505 00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:05,420 My stepfather was Australian. 506 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:06,640 Oh. 507 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,420 Mum lives in Katoomba. 508 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:11,080 I'm going up there to have the baby. 509 00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:15,640 I was hoping Hayden would be there, but... 510 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,320 Look, Hayden's still got a bit of growing up to do. 511 00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:24,320 But he's a good boy. 512 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,560 He'll do the right thing by you. 513 00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:29,240 In the meantime, 514 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,720 is there anything that you need? 515 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,880 Aggie? 516 00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:41,240 Well... 517 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:45,240 ..I have been sick and missed a few shifts at work. 518 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,160 My rent's due and... 519 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,420 How much do you owe? 520 00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:50,420 You don't have to, really. 521 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:53,120 Back in a tick. 522 00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:59,260 And don't you worry about Hayden. 523 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,320 I'll sort him out. 524 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,080 Thank you so much. 525 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,560 Take care, dear. 526 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:11,520 Bye. Bye-bye. 527 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,780 For my first two babies, 528 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,580 Hail Caesar couldn't get the nursery ready fast enough. 529 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:44,260 I have been asking him to hang a mobile over the cot since week 30. 530 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,140 It's funny how... (LAPTOP RINGS) 531 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,800 Uh... 532 00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:09,100 So, I talked to my folks... 533 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:13,620 ..and they made me realise I'd said the wrong things. 534 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:17,180 I'm sorry. 535 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,220 It's OK. 536 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,440 I accept I'm probably the father. 537 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,080 You are. 538 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,660 And I respect your decision to keep it. 539 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:32,860 Thank you. 540 00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:36,300 But I'm not gonna marry you. 541 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,300 I didn't ask you to marry me. I didn't ask you for anything. 542 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,060 Look, I know you're still getting used to the idea, but... 543 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,260 ..you're gonna be a great dad. 544 00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:55,220 (SIGHS) 545 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,440 Pretty big bump, eh? (CHUCKLES) 546 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:05,700 You should see my rock-star boobs. 547 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,020 Shame I'm not there to play with them. 548 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,020 Cheeky. 549 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,500 They were always pretty big. 550 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,060 You fancy a peek? 551 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:19,020 Uh... Someone might come in. 552 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,340 (SIGHS) My nipples are extra sensitive. 553 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,820 Makes me really hot. 554 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,300 I'm not wearing any knickers. 555 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,040 (SIGHS) (CHUCKLES) 556 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,300 Are you touching yourself? 557 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,140 Aggie, you know I've been at sea for seven months. 558 00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:49,540 I wish you were here. 559 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,940 I'd let you fuck another baby into me. 560 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,060 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 561 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,540 I want you to fill me up. 562 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,300 I want you... 563 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,340 ..really... 564 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,940 ..really hard. 565 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:10,780 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 566 00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:16,900 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 567 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,780 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 568 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:28,260 (STEADIES BREATHING) 569 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,600 Talk to you soon, lover. 570 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,140 (PHONE CHIMES) 571 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,860 (HARSH STATIC HISSES) 572 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,160 (LEAVES RUSTLE) 573 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,660 (DOG BARKS OUTSIDE) 574 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,300 MEGHAN: Jack? 575 00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:17,660 (BARKING CONTINUES) 576 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,180 Hello? 577 00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:21,940 (THUDDING) 578 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,060 (GASPS) Oh, shit, Jack! (CHUCKLES) 579 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,220 Oh, my God. You almost broke my waters. 580 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,020 Sorry. I'm sorry. (SIGHS) 581 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,660 I thought you were upstairs, working. 582 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,820 I was but then the dog was barking. 583 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,860 Hi. Hi. 584 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,380 Oh. 585 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,100 Thank you. 586 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,060 They're...beautiful. 587 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,820 That's not all. 588 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,380 No? 589 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,620 Voila. Our bird bath. (CHUCKLES) 590 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,160 Oh, my God. 591 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,940 Come and have a look. Come on. You are hilarious. 592 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,420 Come and have a look at this thing. 593 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,820 This thing's gonna be a bird magnet. Or some might say a chick magnet. 594 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,620 (LAUGHS) But check it out. 595 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,100 I still need to fix the feeder. 596 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,340 Yeah. I'm sorry. 597 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,020 Well, if you're really sorry 598 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,900 you can hang the mobile for me. 599 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,180 Copy. No, it's lovely. Thank you. 600 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,740 Right?! Mm. 601 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,380 What brought this on? 602 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,180 I'm sorry. I... 603 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:25,160 I've been a real shit lately. 604 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,660 You're right. 605 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:31,100 And I did a full pitch of the new show today to Arnie. 606 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,060 He loved it. Great. 607 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,660 So now he is setting up a meeting to pitch it to the network. 608 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,980 So I've come home early to have... 609 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,620 ..sex with my wife. 610 00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:44,100 Oh. 611 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,780 Well, that I DO like the sound of. 612 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,660 Three's not a lot. 613 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,020 If we were rich, we could have 20 kids. 614 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,540 But... 615 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,540 ..I'm gonna love this baby. 616 00:35:58,580 --> 00:35:59,420 OK? 617 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,180 I know. 618 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,580 OK? OK. 619 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,720 OK. 620 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,500 (TRAIN RATTLES IN THE DISTANCE) 621 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,780 AGATHA: Hello. 622 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,900 Sorry I'm late. I'm Agatha. 623 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,740 No problem. 624 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,460 This way. 625 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:39,340 Three bedrooms. Two baths. 626 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,100 Close to the train line, 627 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,500 schools, shops. 628 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,700 My fiance's in the navy. 629 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,640 He wants three. 630 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,580 Friends of ours live next door that way, 631 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,860 so we thought it'd be nice for the kids to grow up together. 632 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,140 Oh. Do you mean Jack and Meghan? 633 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,540 Well, I sold them the house last year. 634 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,420 Jack drove a hard bargain. 635 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,980 This house has a similar layout, as you'd know. 636 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,980 Yeah. 637 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,300 I believe they've made a nursery in the study upstairs, 638 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,780 which you could do here too 639 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,420 if you and your fiance have any more children. 640 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,460 Alright, what would you like to eat? 641 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,000 Is that one of your favourites? 642 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,460 (GASPS) Yes! 643 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,580 Sorry, I need to close up now. 644 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,500 I'm meeting another client. 645 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,000 Sure. 646 00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:32,660 LACHIE: Now let's get some mint. 647 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,580 Some mint! 648 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:45,380 Agatha, I asked you to finish off the pricing. 649 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,420 And double-check. Last time you priced the tuna four cents cheaper. 650 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,420 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 651 00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:58,820 Get down! 652 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,640 Get down on the floor! 653 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,460 No-one touch your phones! 654 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,780 We don't want any trouble. 655 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,460 Put the cash... Put the cash into a...into a bag! 656 00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:10,140 I fucking said get down on the floor! 657 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,380 Are you deaf?! I'm pregnant. 658 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,900 (BANGS BENCH) What are you doing?! Give me the money! 659 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,220 It won't open until I scan something. 660 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,140 Don't fuck with me 661 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,300 or I will cut you all open. 662 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,460 I'm trying to help you. 663 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,540 (BLIP!) Fucking back off, bitch! 664 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,540 (GRUNTS) 665 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,780 Give me the cash! Come on! 666 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,140 (GROANS) 667 00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:44,500 Next time I'll shoot! 668 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:48,500 (YELLS) You dickless fucking wonder! 669 00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:54,220 (LAUGHS) 670 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,140 How you doing, honey? 671 00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:13,420 I'm fine. Yeah. 672 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,040 Well, we're just gonna pop you in the car 673 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:16,960 and take you to the hospital for a medical check. 674 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:20,080 Honestly, I just wanna go home and rest. 675 00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:22,880 Shock can cause complications. 676 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:24,780 No, really, I'm OK. 677 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:29,280 Well, then you should at least have the day off tomorrow. 678 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:31,800 I'll get you a car to take you home. 679 00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:36,240 Are you right to go? 680 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,720 Come on. 681 00:39:37,780 --> 00:39:40,720 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 682 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,800 Come on, let's get home. 683 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,320 Thanks. 684 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,160 What happened?! (SIGHS) We were robbed. 685 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:05,000 What?! 686 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,300 I was praying that dickhead Derek would put his gun on the prick 687 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:09,500 so he'd lie on the floor instead of us. 688 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:12,000 Probably for the best. 689 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,600 No-one got hurt? No. 690 00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:22,560 Don't worry about minding Leo. 691 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,880 No, it's fine. He's no problem. 692 00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:26,560 Really? Yeah. 693 00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:28,120 Thanks. 694 00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:29,680 (CHUCKLES) 695 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,680 (LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ON TV) 696 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:40,000 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 697 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:42,500 Do you want some sauce? Mm-hm. 698 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,360 You're bleeding. Hmm? 699 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,240 It's OK. It's nothing. 700 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,040 Eat your dinner. I'll be right back. 701 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:25,640 (CRIES) 702 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,800 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 703 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,400 (CRIES) 704 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,880 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 705 00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:48,040 (VELCRO TEARS) 706 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:11,200 (CRIES) 707 00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:17,760 Are we ready for number three next week? 708 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:20,800 Maybe I don't love the idea of Jack regressing right now. 709 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,300 It was better when you were gone. 710 00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:24,720 We should go for a coffee sometime. I'd love that. 711 00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:26,960 My caesarean's been moved forward. 712 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:27,960 What? 713 00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:31,880 Lachie? Come on, we're going. 714 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,600 Lachie?! 715 00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:37,300 Lachie? Uh... A little boy? 716 00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:38,480 (YELLS) Lachie! 717 00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:53,960 Captions by Red Bee Media 45515

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