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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,359 --> 00:00:05,350 Ice cream. 2 00:00:05,352 --> 00:00:07,111 Ice cream, Mom... can I? 3 00:00:07,114 --> 00:00:09,981 - Sure. - Ice cream! 4 00:00:09,984 --> 00:00:11,656 Don't you need money? 5 00:00:11,658 --> 00:00:12,825 I need money! 6 00:00:14,394 --> 00:00:16,261 - Thank you. - Don't run! 7 00:00:16,263 --> 00:00:17,372 Okay! 8 00:00:18,598 --> 00:00:20,031 Shelly, you want ice cream? 9 00:00:20,033 --> 00:00:21,232 Ice cream! 10 00:00:21,234 --> 00:00:23,168 All right. 11 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:25,303 Here you go. 12 00:00:25,305 --> 00:00:26,437 And no runnin'. 13 00:00:26,439 --> 00:00:28,590 In these loafers? Not a chance. 14 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:30,074 I was jokin'. 15 00:00:30,076 --> 00:00:32,278 Okay. 16 00:00:32,281 --> 00:00:34,434 It was turning out to be 17 00:00:34,437 --> 00:00:36,047 the perfect Saturday. 18 00:00:36,050 --> 00:00:38,692 The ice cream man had extra napkins. 19 00:00:38,695 --> 00:00:40,301 I had tons of homework. 20 00:00:40,304 --> 00:00:43,223 And I was about to enjoy an orange sherbet Push-Up, 21 00:00:43,226 --> 00:00:44,851 which was the only kind of Push-Up 22 00:00:44,854 --> 00:00:46,521 I could actually finish. 23 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:49,184 Then it all came crashing down. 24 00:00:52,032 --> 00:00:53,879 There's no telling who could buy that house! 25 00:00:53,882 --> 00:00:55,166 What if they have dogs? 26 00:00:55,175 --> 00:00:56,575 What if they have birds? 27 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,035 What if they have both and the birds 28 00:00:58,038 --> 00:00:59,304 learned to bark like dogs? 29 00:00:59,307 --> 00:01:01,638 Sheldon, you're gettin' yourself all worked up. 30 00:01:01,641 --> 00:01:04,348 For good reason... that house is six feet away from my bedroom 31 00:01:04,351 --> 00:01:06,895 window... who knows what kind of smells could jump the gap? 32 00:01:06,898 --> 00:01:10,648 Uh, cigarette smoke, a scented candle, a durian? 33 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:11,849 What's a durian? 34 00:01:11,851 --> 00:01:14,461 A vile-smelling fruit of the genus Durio. 35 00:01:14,464 --> 00:01:15,762 When did you smell that? 36 00:01:15,765 --> 00:01:18,056 I haven't, and I'd like to keep it that way. 37 00:01:18,058 --> 00:01:19,324 It might be nice. 38 00:01:19,326 --> 00:01:22,020 It might be a family with kids your age. 39 00:01:22,023 --> 00:01:24,939 I already live with a kid my age... not a fan! 40 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:32,074 41 00:01:38,311 --> 00:01:43,647 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 42 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:47,785 What's up? 43 00:01:47,787 --> 00:01:50,188 Can I talk to you about serious woman stuff? 44 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:51,904 Of course. 45 00:01:51,907 --> 00:01:54,919 Is this a... iced tea conversation 46 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,990 or a hot tea conversation? 47 00:01:56,996 --> 00:01:59,230 Definitely hot. 48 00:01:59,232 --> 00:02:01,933 Uh-oh. 49 00:02:01,935 --> 00:02:03,301 So what's goin' on? 50 00:02:04,571 --> 00:02:06,938 I think I have a boyfriend. 51 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:08,973 Wow. 52 00:02:08,975 --> 00:02:10,657 But you cannot tell Mom. 53 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:14,061 Oh, of course... I love not telling your mother stuff. 54 00:02:14,064 --> 00:02:16,170 So what-what-what's his name? 55 00:02:16,173 --> 00:02:18,416 Marcus Adam Larson, he's 11 and a half, 56 00:02:18,419 --> 00:02:20,877 he has blond hair, his favorite color's green 57 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,446 and he's learning how to skateboard, 58 00:02:22,449 --> 00:02:24,014 but he's not very good yet. 59 00:02:24,017 --> 00:02:26,560 Okay, well, I have to ask, now... 60 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,131 at your age, having a boyfriend, what does that mean? 61 00:02:29,134 --> 00:02:32,163 Do you, uh... go out on dates? 62 00:02:32,165 --> 00:02:33,398 No. 63 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:37,001 Um... well, d-do you hold hands? 64 00:02:37,003 --> 00:02:38,971 I wish, but no. 65 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:42,173 So how do you know he's your boyfriend? 66 00:02:42,175 --> 00:02:43,575 Because this happened. 67 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:48,842 _ 68 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:50,139 Wow. 69 00:02:50,142 --> 00:02:52,383 I didn't realize you had documentation. 70 00:02:52,385 --> 00:02:54,064 I know. 71 00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:10,301 Something suspicious is happening next door. 72 00:03:10,303 --> 00:03:11,478 Like what? 73 00:03:11,481 --> 00:03:13,948 Groups of strangers keep coming and going. 74 00:03:13,951 --> 00:03:16,318 They must be using the house to sell drugs. 75 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,976 No one's selling drugs, they're just havin' an open house. 76 00:03:18,978 --> 00:03:20,144 What's that? 77 00:03:20,146 --> 00:03:22,359 They open up the house so people interested 78 00:03:22,362 --> 00:03:23,576 in buyin' it can take a look. 79 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:26,685 That explains why 911 hung up on me. 80 00:03:31,224 --> 00:03:33,830 I had no choice but to determine 81 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,090 if any of these prospective home buyers 82 00:03:36,095 --> 00:03:38,053 would be suitable neighbors. 83 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:39,696 This shifty fellow? 84 00:03:39,699 --> 00:03:41,299 He looks like trouble. 85 00:03:41,301 --> 00:03:42,533 That woman and 86 00:03:42,535 --> 00:03:45,256 whatever dark secret is hiding in her bag? 87 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,302 Probably a machete. 88 00:03:47,305 --> 00:03:50,873 Oh, this lady seems promising. 89 00:03:56,832 --> 00:03:58,485 Not on my watch. 90 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,752 Please look around. 91 00:03:59,755 --> 00:04:01,222 If you have any questions, I'll be right here. 92 00:04:01,224 --> 00:04:03,120 Excuse me, is there someone in charge here? 93 00:04:03,122 --> 00:04:05,036 That would be me. 94 00:04:05,039 --> 00:04:06,272 Mr. Lundy? 95 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:07,412 What are you doing here? 96 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:09,251 I'm the realtor. 97 00:04:09,254 --> 00:04:11,889 But you're a teacher and an actor. 98 00:04:11,892 --> 00:04:14,998 And while those both pay so well, 99 00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:17,842 I like to do this on the weekends for fun. 100 00:04:17,845 --> 00:04:19,470 Why are you here? 101 00:04:19,472 --> 00:04:20,838 I live next door and I'm concerned 102 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,600 about who the new neighbor might be. 103 00:04:22,603 --> 00:04:26,051 Don't you worry, I will personally make sure that 104 00:04:26,054 --> 00:04:29,413 your new neighbor is whoever forks over the most money. 105 00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:30,448 Thank you. 106 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:31,516 Wait. 107 00:04:31,518 --> 00:04:33,851 So if you want to be his girlfriend 108 00:04:33,853 --> 00:04:36,587 and he wants to be your boyfriend, 109 00:04:36,589 --> 00:04:38,693 what's the problem? 110 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:41,864 He also plays baseball, and this weekend... 111 00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:43,989 I have to pitch against him. 112 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:45,860 Yeah, so? 113 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,020 So if I strike him out, he might get mad and break up with me. 114 00:04:49,024 --> 00:04:51,020 Well, why would he do that? 115 00:04:51,023 --> 00:04:52,637 I've struck out a bunch of boys. 116 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,105 They all get real mad. 117 00:04:54,107 --> 00:04:57,508 You're gonna pitch bad to him on purpose? 118 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:59,328 I was thinkin' about it. 119 00:04:59,331 --> 00:05:01,178 That is not what you are gonna do. 120 00:05:01,181 --> 00:05:03,919 You are gonna do your best, and if you strike him out, 121 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,449 he will respect you for it. 122 00:05:05,451 --> 00:05:06,717 I don't know. 123 00:05:06,719 --> 00:05:09,292 When I struck out Brian Morgan, he cried. 124 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:11,895 Now everyone calls him Cryin' Brian. 125 00:05:11,898 --> 00:05:13,090 That's pretty funny. 126 00:05:13,092 --> 00:05:14,488 Thanks, I started it. 127 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,653 Mr. Lundy? 128 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:20,831 Come in. 129 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:22,328 What brings you here? 130 00:05:22,331 --> 00:05:24,533 I'm the listing agent on the house next door. 131 00:05:24,534 --> 00:05:26,360 But I thought you were a teacher and a... 132 00:05:26,370 --> 00:05:28,504 And an actor, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 133 00:05:28,507 --> 00:05:31,528 You've got to get your son out of my open house. 134 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,010 Why, what's he doin'? 135 00:05:33,012 --> 00:05:34,278 Well... 136 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:38,176 I noticed there's hair on your coat. 137 00:05:38,179 --> 00:05:39,517 Clearly yours is falling out, 138 00:05:39,519 --> 00:05:40,918 but do you also have pets? 139 00:05:43,899 --> 00:05:45,432 I detect a hint of garlic. 140 00:05:45,435 --> 00:05:47,301 Do you enjoy cooking stinky foods 141 00:05:47,304 --> 00:05:48,826 or are you afraid of vampires? 142 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,663 Is there any chance you're just fat? 143 00:05:55,501 --> 00:05:57,435 Oh, dear, I'll go get him. 144 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,037 Thank you. 145 00:06:00,573 --> 00:06:02,506 Kind of a dump. 146 00:06:02,508 --> 00:06:03,998 But I could sell it. 147 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:13,679 Why are you reading about property code? 148 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,690 The house next door to mine is for sale, 149 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:18,349 and I'm looking for ways to control who moves in there. 150 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:21,849 When my family moved to Texas, they burned our fishing boat. 151 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:24,259 Tam, we're talking about my problems right now. 152 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:25,760 We usually are. 153 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:27,709 Ooh, listen to this: "A seller 154 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:30,019 or seller's agent must disclose if a homicide 155 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:31,309 has occurred on the property." 156 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:32,710 Why is that helpful? 157 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,919 That could scare off any unwanted buyers. 158 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,019 Has there ever been a murder next door? 159 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,920 I sure hope so. 160 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:41,350 Hello, Officer Robin. 161 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,759 This is Sheldon Cooper. 162 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,059 What's wrong, Sheldon? 163 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:45,660 I was wondering if anyone was murdered 164 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,390 in the house next door to mine. 165 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,409 You mean murdered today? 166 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,769 No, ever, but today would work, too. 167 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:54,539 It'll take me a while to check. 168 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,900 That's fine, I can hold. 169 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:58,409 Tell Mr. Givens I may be a little late to class. 170 00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:00,000 It's a police matter. 171 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:01,379 Sheldon's gonna be late. 172 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,509 Well, all right! 173 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:05,309 - It's a police ma... - Don't care. 174 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:06,579 Yes, I'm still here. 175 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:07,979 Sorry, no murders. 176 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:10,460 Just one death from natural causes in 177 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:11,849 1948. 178 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,989 How can we be sure it wasn't foul play? 179 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:16,310 The man was 96 years old, Sheldon. 180 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,289 That's a lot of years to make enemies. 181 00:07:18,290 --> 00:07:19,390 Bye. 182 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:23,809 So, 183 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,530 you playin' the Tigers on Saturday? 184 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,739 Should be an easy win. 185 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:30,300 Their best player's parents are getting a divorce. 186 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:32,069 He's pretty distracted. 187 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:33,770 Well, there's a lucky break. 188 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:37,240 I just hope it drags out through playoffs. 189 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,510 So how you feel about 190 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,679 not pitchin' Missy? 191 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,449 Why would I do that? 192 00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:46,470 Well, she's growin' up 193 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,189 and she's going through some new stuff... 194 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:51,139 Oh, I don't want to hear about that. 195 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,459 No, no, no, she's... 196 00:07:52,460 --> 00:07:55,450 she's got a crush on a boy on the other team, 197 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:58,150 and she's worried that if she strikes him out, 198 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,530 that it will embarrass him. 199 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,469 Well, that's too bad, she's our pitcher. 200 00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:02,900 She's gonna do her job. 201 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,439 Well, she's also an 11-year-old girl with big feelings. 202 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,730 And I'm a cranky old man with no feelings. 203 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:15,600 Well, I've always thought that underneath that tough exterior, 204 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:18,840 there was a shred of compassion. 205 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:23,309 Yeah, I know what you're doing. 206 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:24,839 What am I doing? 207 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:28,179 You're using your feminine wiles to get your way. 208 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:29,449 Mm-mm-mm. 209 00:08:29,450 --> 00:08:31,280 Smart and handsome. 210 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,879 You forgot tall. 211 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,919 Don't say that. 212 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:40,379 Never... say that. 213 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:43,190 Goonies... 214 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,870 never say die. 215 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:50,230 Well done. 216 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,439 Very moving. 217 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,439 And speaking of moving, 218 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,380 if any of your parents are in the market for a two-bedroom, 219 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,639 two-bath ranch-style with a updated kitchen, 220 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,649 have them give me a call. 221 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,249 All right, very good. 222 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:09,430 How about next week we try some monologues from actual theater? 223 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,719 Just a thought. 224 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,249 Mr. Lundy. 225 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,569 Oh, what now? 226 00:09:13,570 --> 00:09:14,769 What happened with the open house 227 00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:17,529 after you had me kicked out? Were there any potential buyers? 228 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:19,299 And if so, can I have their names so I can run 229 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,499 a background check with my friends in blue? 230 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:24,469 Sheldon, if you think you're gonna 231 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:28,569 stop me from selling this house, you're wrong. 232 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:30,070 Oh, am I? 233 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,140 They tried to stop me from staging The Crucible 234 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:35,009 on roller skates. 235 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:38,779 A lot of understudies went on that day... 236 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:41,420 but so did the show. 237 00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:45,589 You do not want me as an enemy. 238 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:48,559 Or as a friend, sibling or student, I've been told. 239 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,320 All right, look, if it's so important to you, 240 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:51,499 why don't you just go out 241 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,029 and find a buyer that you'd be happy with? 242 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:56,799 So if I find someone I deem acceptable, 243 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,639 you'd sell them the house? 244 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,569 If the bank approves, so do I. 245 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:03,570 Excellent. 246 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:05,779 I wonder if Stephen Hawking would like Texas. 247 00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:07,140 It's very flat. 248 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:10,009 Oh, I can't afford a house, 249 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,219 but I'm flattered you'd want me next door. 250 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,988 Of course I would. You don't have enough friends 251 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:15,190 to throw a party. 252 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,589 Yeah, well... 253 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:21,040 Neither-neither do you! 254 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:23,959 So, you think after seeing you every day at school, 255 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,799 I'd want to go home, look out my window 256 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,519 and see-see more of you? 257 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,859 Yes. 258 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,139 Hey, maybe we could ride to school together. 259 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:34,569 We could play car games. 260 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:36,839 Stop, you're killing me. 261 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,879 I'm sorry, why would I want to live next door to you? 262 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,059 Ask Mr. Givens. 263 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:43,979 Apparently, I'm hilarious. 264 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:45,839 That's sweet of you for asking, 265 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:46,849 but I'd rather 266 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:49,119 stick my finger in a pencil sharpener 267 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,540 and crank away. 268 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,730 I would love to, Sheldon, 269 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,600 but there's a district rule 270 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:58,429 that says a principal can't live next door to a student. 271 00:10:58,430 --> 00:10:59,960 That makes sense. 272 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:02,300 Does it? Good. 273 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:07,439 Hey. Robin says the house 274 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,070 next door to y'all is for sale. 275 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,839 Oh, yeah, it is. 276 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,440 Is it nice? 277 00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:15,449 Uh... nice enough. 278 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,210 Why? Are you thinking about moving? 279 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,049 I wasn't, but Robin's not crazy about living in a house 280 00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:21,649 I shared with my ex-wife. 281 00:11:21,650 --> 00:11:23,150 That's understandable. 282 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,439 I want her to be happy. 'Cause I love her. 283 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,469 Not just 'cause she's a cop with a gun. 284 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,209 - But that's part of it. - Well, 285 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,229 I'm sure there are lots of wonderful houses out there. 286 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:34,229 I'd be happy to help you look. 287 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:37,699 Do you not want us to look at the one next to you? 288 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,780 Oh, no, of course not. 289 00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:41,969 You should absolutely look at it. 290 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:44,009 As well as other houses. 291 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:47,640 I have to say, this isn't the reaction I was expecting. 292 00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:51,009 No, it is the reaction you were expecting. 293 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:55,449 Excited that my boss might live next door to me. 294 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:57,019 Yay! 295 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,420 Well, my boss lives everywhere, 296 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,890 and you don't see me getting weird about it. 297 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,809 And then after you buy the house, you rent it out 298 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,509 to people who are preapproved by me. 299 00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:14,539 - I can't afford a second house. - Georgie, 300 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,819 you make as much money as Dad. Why don't you buy it? 301 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,880 He does not make as much money as me. 302 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,080 No. But I don't have to spend mine 303 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,989 on stupid stuff like food and kids. 304 00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:24,359 Mary, where's dinner? 305 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,489 So, is that a yes to buying the house? 306 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:29,229 Sorry. When I move out, it ain't gonna be 20 feet away, 307 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:31,099 and it's got to have a hot tub. 308 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,299 Sheldon, you need 309 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,329 to stop involving yourself in this. 310 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:35,700 You upset Mr. Lundy, 311 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,920 and you were rude to the people at the open house. 312 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,119 And he was bugging his teachers at school all day. 313 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,070 But Mr. Lundy said I could help him. 314 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,400 I don't care. 315 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:46,279 Even Pastor Jeff is talking about buying that house now. 316 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,549 That could work out. 317 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:50,369 His wife's a police officer, so built-in security. 318 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,419 And whenever I have a theological zinger, 319 00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:53,989 I can call it right over the fence. 320 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,459 You want your boss living next door? 321 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,989 Not exactly. 322 00:12:57,990 --> 00:12:59,330 You don't have to worry 323 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,450 about your boss. There's a district rule that says 324 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,760 that Principal Petersen cannot live next door to me. 325 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,060 That sounds made-up. 326 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,899 A principal who tells lies. 327 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,760 What are we gonna do with this one? 328 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:17,429 Here's the payroll checks. 329 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,199 - Thank you. - If you need anything else, 330 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,070 I'll be in my office, which is next door. 331 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,554 Sorry it's so close. 332 00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:29,100 Lord, I am trying my best. 333 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:31,420 Please help me with this situation. 334 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:33,630 Amen. 335 00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:37,108 _ 336 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,880 I meant fix him, not me. 337 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,219 Excuse me, 338 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,820 Mr. Lundy. I'm afraid I have some bad news. 339 00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,740 Oh. What's going on? 340 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:51,460 My mother has forbidden me from helping you sell the house. 341 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,760 That... 342 00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:58,030 is beyond bad news. 343 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,699 I don't think I can do this alone. 344 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,339 I'm sorry. It's not me. 345 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:05,070 No, I know it's not. 346 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,440 Just enjoyed being in the trenches with you. 347 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,679 As did I. 348 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,319 All right, Sheldon, I... 349 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,949 I guess I'll see you in the halls. 350 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,650 Again, I'm sorry. 351 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,690 Me, too. 352 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,200 And scene. 353 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,749 Hey, uh, Cooper, 354 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,149 you know, I think I'm gonna have you sit this one out 355 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,670 and let Powell pitch. 356 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,819 - Really? - Yeah. 357 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:54,559 Kind of like to save your arm for the playoffs, okay? 358 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,429 Okay. 359 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:58,359 Do you want to save my arm, too? 360 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,559 No. 361 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,060 How about my legs? 362 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:04,499 You know, Billy, you never fail to brighten my day. 363 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,230 Cool. 364 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,500 Pastor Jeff, you got a second? 365 00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,620 Of course. 366 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,139 I might've called before dropping in, 367 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,210 but that's just how I was raised. 368 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,749 I owe you an apology. 369 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:21,149 I was worried about us 370 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,180 working together 371 00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:24,719 and then living next door to each other, 372 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,950 but I like you and Robin very much, 373 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,340 and if you want to look into that house, 374 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:34,930 we would be lucky to have you as neighbors. 375 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,730 Thank you. That's nice to hear. 376 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,250 I mean it. 377 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,148 Good, 'cause Robin already looked at it, loved it, 378 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,940 put up police tape so no one else could get in. 379 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,280 Okay. 380 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,249 Ball four. 381 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,160 Oh, damn it. 382 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,979 We're gonna lose. 383 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,329 Oh, we're gonna be fine. 384 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,930 Powell's got this. 385 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,359 I'll strike Marcus out. 386 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,070 Put me in. 387 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,090 Time! 388 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,639 Time! 389 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,669 I thought Marcus was your boyfriend. 390 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,369 Meemaw told you? 391 00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:20,309 She's my girlfriend. You know, we talk about stuff. 392 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:23,749 So, all that about saving my arm for playoffs wasn't true? 393 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,009 I was just being nice. 394 00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,549 Since when are you nice? 395 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,880 Well, don't get used to it. 396 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:30,220 Just go strike out your boyfriend. 397 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,790 Player change! 398 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,770 Come on, Cooper. 399 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,329 Good job. 400 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,160 Kind of. 401 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,600 Strike one! 402 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:51,509 Yes! Two more, Coop! 403 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,039 Two more! Come on. 404 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,220 I thought we were saving her arm. 405 00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,930 - Not now, Billy. - Okay. 406 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,959 - Foul ball! - Yeah, okay! 407 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,989 You got this! 408 00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:10,849 - Strike two. - Hang in there! 409 00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:12,529 No coddle. Come on, Coop. 410 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,730 Bear down. 411 00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,809 - Strike three! - Yeah! 412 00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:29,379 - You're out! - That's my girl! 413 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,080 Yeah! 414 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,989 - Good job! - Way to go! 415 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,309 We won! 416 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,859 Good game. Good game. 417 00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,129 Good game. Good game. 418 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,730 Good game. Good game. Good game. 419 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,710 Good game. Good game. Good game. 420 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:58,210 Good game. 421 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,580 Good game. 422 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,550 Where the hell is she going? 423 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:16,829 Missy! Where you going? 424 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,739 He held my hand! 425 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,810 - High five! - Don't touch it! 426 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,669 We've got some exciting news. 427 00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,530 They accepted our offer on the house! 428 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,769 We're gonna be neighbors. 429 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,500 That's wonderful. 430 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:47,970 Come in, come in. 431 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:49,499 What's going on? 432 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,450 It looks like Pastor Jeff and Robin 433 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,079 are gonna move in next door. 434 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,549 And that's not the only news. 435 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,810 We're expecting. 436 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:57,020 Oh! 437 00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,849 What a beautiful blessing! 438 00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:02,090 Hey, Sheldon, maybe someday you can babysit for us. 439 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,330 ? Rock-a-bye, baby. ? 440 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:12,860 - Where you going? - To apply for college. 441 00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:14,869 When he sees the baby, he'll come around. 442 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,000 No, I won't. 443 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:26,210 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 443 00:19:27,305 --> 00:19:33,302 30465