Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SHOWER RUNNING)

* Plain gold ring on his finger he wore

* It was where

* Everyone could see

* He belonged to someone

* But not me

* On his hand

* Was a plain gold band

* Plain gold ring had a story to tell

* It was one

* That I knew too well

* Plain gold ring on his finger he wore *

(MOBILE VIBRATING)

Mum, what do you want?

MRS. MARSHALL: (OVER MOBILE) I didn't think you'd pick up.

(WHISPERING) Listen, you know the deal.

I call you, you don't call me here.

(SCOFFS) Are you ashamed to talk to me?

(SOFTLY) Listen, I don't have time to talk to you. I'm going out.

Where are you going? It doesn't matter.

Some... Somewhere on the island.

I bet the weather there's just fine.

(SHAKILY) How's Billy? As if you care.

(INHALES DEEPLY) They say he doesn't even ask about you anymore.

There's more money coming at the end of the month.

That's why you called me, right?

I'm putting the phone down.

Just remember one thing, honey.

You're nothing but a dirty whore.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

(BEEPS) (VOICE BREAKING) Just a minute.

(EXHALES)

Come in. (SNIFFLES)

Oh.

Hey, I thought you were your father.

Dad says we need to go.

I know. I'm coming.

You just wait outside.

(SOFTLY) Oh. Okay.

(EXHALES)

How do I look?

You look very pretty.

Come on.

Go.

(SANDY LAUGHING) CORKORAN: I misunderstood him.

ROPER: The fact remains, you and paella do not get on.

To the point where,

basically, we're out $7 million because Corky doesn't like paella.

(ALL LAUGHING) No, that's one version, chief.

What do you mean, "That's one version?" That is "the" version.

It's a matter of record.

You chaps better go on ahead, I think.

It truly is... There you are.

I was starting to think you'd drowned in the bath.

Baby, I have terrible news.

I have a new date for tonight.

He's young and he's seriously hot. (CHUCKLING)

ROPER: Well, I wouldn't put it past him.

All right, come on. Let's go, I'm starving.

ROPER: You gonna come with me, Dans? All right. DANNY: Okay.

Are we taking the boat? ROPER: Yes, we are, sir.

You might even drive, if you're lucky.

SANDY: Yes, you lot. Come on, then.

(INDISTINCT)

(SEAGULLS CAWING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

JORGE: Hello.

Nice to see you. You, too.

Hi. Jorge, how are you?

Mr. Roper, how are you?

ROPER: Very well, thank you.

Are you still doing the shellfish soup?

JORGE: Yes, of course! (CHUCKLES)

The recipe lives on. ROPER: Excellent.

We'll have that to start.

All except for Major Corkoran who will have the paella.

Hi Herr, how are you?

Ja, ja, very good to see you.

Very good to see you. Hi, darling, how are you?

Fine. Good to see you.

Very well. Good to see you again.

SANDY: I think it is mad. No, I think it's actually hypocritical.

But if you like eating venison, you ought to be able to kill a stag.

Uh, I think if you're willing to kill a stag,

you have to be willing to admit you just like killing stags.

Thank you, Jed, I now officially love you.

Chief, is it okay to baptize the princeling in the ways of the grape?

I think that's a yes, isn't it?

SANDY: Dicky, will you please tell Jed, I don't have "blood lust." I don't.

CORKORAN: (WHISPERING) Beautiful fizzy liquid.

You've got so many lusts, Sandy. That's why we love you, isn't it?

Give the stag an M16, Sandy. Then I'm interested.

Give him an M16? Bollocks! Tell him. JED: Wait, wait, wait, wait...

(LAUGHING)

ROPER: What do you think, Daniel?

CORKORAN: He likes it. (ROPER CHUCKLING)

Oh, dear! ROPER: See what you've done?

What if he turns out like me, boss?

(LAUGHING) ROPER: I can see this is a...

This a dark, dark road you've embarked upon.

Thank you, Corky.

What do you want? What do you think?

All right. That's all right.

Go on, then.

Come on.

DANNY: Where are we going? JED: It's a secret.

CORKORAN: Where are you going? (LAUGHING)

You drink my wine. You steal my woman.

Proud of you, Danny.

(CHUCKLES)

Bring her back in one piece, will you?

Lord Langbourne is a snob, basically.

What? Three generations of Eton, or you're not on the map.

I'm only one generation, Sandy. So what does that make me?

You're paying the bill, Dicky. Which means you are the map.

To Ricardo!

CORKORAN: Cheers. SANDY: Good health.

(LAUGHING) CORKORAN: Slimy, bloody, ass-licking creep.

(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)

(LAUGHING)