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Hey, Bill.

Thought you left already.

Well, the girls are late.

You know how the girls are.

I redesigned that. It's been the same old problem, the vacuum.

Take a look at it in your spare time, see what you can do about it.

It's your problem. I'm going on my vacation.

Don't worry about a thing.

I'll see you later.

L.Q., by the time I get back...

...I don't wanna find this department in a shambles.

You have a good time, Mr. Stewart, you hear?

- All right, sunshine, where is he? - He's not in yet, Mr. Stewart.

- Where is he? - He's at the track.

At the track.

All right, Dave, load them up.

Get on it. Come on. Get on. Come on, come on. Here we go, here we go.

- What'd he do? - Well, he ain't gonna like it.

- Well? - Seventeen-two.

Shit.

Damn.

It's just not coming on the turns. Well, look at this.

Hot damn.

- Hey, great, huh, brother bear? - Look at this.

- Hi, honey. Baby, you look great. - Look over there, buddy.

- Hi, Alice. - Thirty-two feet and gleaming.

- Chrome wheels. - Yeah.

All mine.

- Right? - You woolly booger.

Hey, wrap it. Take it in.

- Have a nice vacation. - Sure, see you later.

- What'd it do? - Jesus, 17-2, Frank.

Only thing I can think of is to shave more off the rotary.

Seventeen-two. Well...

We redesigned the thing. I stayed up all night, look at that.

Anyhow, Bill's got the copy. He's working on it.

Frank. A few hours is a lot of traffic on the freeway.

You're right, honey.

Let's go.

- Come on, let's go. - This is it!

Cruisamatic...

...wife...

...stereo. Four channels. - Nice.

And look here. Color television.

All right. How's reception?

Perfect. Antenna.

The saloon.

- Now you're talking, big fella. - And there's more.

Right this way. Double sink.

Four-burner stove...

...and oven.

- For the exhaust. - All right.

Microwave oven to brown your bird.

Browner.

- A couple of bunks for the kids. - Kids?

And surprise of surprises, a Roman bath.

- Now, what the hell's that? - Ginger?

Oh, at the last minute, we lost Ginger's sitter.

- Come on, Ginger. - Alice said you wouldn't mind.

Oh, yeah?

That means we gotta stop all the way up.

No, Frank. Once in the morning, once in the evening, that's all.

Where's the fish?

We don't have fish, Frank.

Well, we're lucky, then.

The girls are getting tired, Frank. They want to stop.

We should try to find a place soon.

And there's one up here...

...on the l-472 West.

About 88 miles, called Hidden Valley Park Estates.

Showers, restaurant, swimming pool.

Oh, no. Look, are you kidding?

Those parks are nothing more...

...than mobile tract homes on wheels, you know?

That's why we took our vacation in January, to get away from the crowd.

We got a $36,000 motor home here.

We don't need any restaurants. We don't need any showers.

We don't need anything from anybody. We are self-contained, babe.

- Hey, see that? - Yeah.

There we are, brother bear. Our private road to seclusion.

Damn right.

Great, huh, girls? Huh, great?

Fantastic. Great, babe.

Well, this is beautiful. What do you think?

Well, any port in a storm.

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. And so peaceful.

Look at that river down there. Hey, Frank, you ever skip rocks?

When I was a kid? I was never a kid.

- Not bad. - You think you're a hotshot, don't you?

- I know it. - I haven't been on a track in five years.

You give me 50 yards, I'll race you.

- I only race for money, partner. - Ten bucks.

You're on. Lead bike sets the course.

Yeah.

It seems to me you could get away from your bikes...

...for five minutes on a vacation.

Well, maybe when we get up into the snow...

...we'll get a break, right?

Ginger? Come on, Ginger.

Come on, Ginger. Come on.

Well, that's funny. She never acted like that before.

Maybe it's too cold for her.

Vacations in January.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

It is getting cold.

- Let's go on back, okay? - Yeah.

That's 10 you owe me, buddy.

I'll claim insanity.

You'd have to be crazy to try a stunt like that.

Yeah. I'm getting too old for this shit.

You should've seen him hit that mud.

Well, it's really heavy news, you know.

- What the hell was that? - E or E flat.

Come here, Ginger, come on. Come on.

Ginger. Come on.

- Dog doesn't like me, you know? - She likes you, Frank.

It's just that she can read your mind.

What's the matter with her, honey? She go yet?

No. I don't know. Something's bothering her.

I don't wanna overload this dinner party with sentiment...

...but I'm gonna propose a toast.

All right.

To the wife...

...I know I'll love forever.

And here's to friends I know I don't deserve.

And here's to the best damn vacation we may ever have in our lives.

All right.

What was that guy's name who went around bumping the bird, you know?

Oh, Eddie...

...Moulder. Moulder.

Yeah, fast, slippery Eddie Moulder. He was something else.

That kid was something else.

- Boy, it's been some time. - Yeah.

- Five years. - Yeah.

Did you know, when you think of five years...

...five years from now seems like a long way off...

...but you know what we've done in five years?

- We have put it together, baby. - You bet. You bet.

We have put it together.

- They still out there? - Yep.

Oh, they must be freezing.

Alcohol doesn't freeze.

You know, it's the first time they've really relaxed in such a long time.

They deserve it.

It's just that he's gonna be so hung-over.

- It won't be the first time. - God knows.

Well...

- See you tomorrow. - Good night, Kel.

Good night.

No, I tell you, I think the people I know...

...you're about the straightest guy I ever met in my life.

- Hell, you're drunk, Frank. - Yeah, I know, I know...

...but doesn't deny what I'm saying, you know.

I mean, you and Kelly are just about 101 percent in my book.

I'm with you.

What's that?

What the hell are they doing?

I don't know. But they sure got a big one going. It's not a barbecue.

Hard to tell much from here.

We can find out.

Come on.

- What are they doing? - It looks like they're just moving around.

Well?

Yeah, that's what they're doing, they're just...

...kind of moving around.

They got on some robes...

...and they're doing a dance like "Ring Around the Rosy."

Let me see.

Check that guy wearing the mask, will you?

Let's go over there and see if we can get a closer look.

I don't know, Frank. They may own this place, you know.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, well. Pass, I'm going to bed.

- Hey, Frank. Party's getting rough. - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yeah. - Let me look.

Wait just a sec.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Come on, let me look.

Oh, that's not rough. That's choice.

Look at that chunky little devil. They've all dropped their clothes.

- Four of them. - Let me see.

Four little bunnies running...

Right.

Right.

What is it?

- An orgy, maybe? - Yeah.

Let me look.

What's the matter?

Roger, I think they killed her.

Jesus.

Frank.

Roger. Hey, you guys, come on.

Turn off that light.

It's getting late, and I'll have to drive this thing all day tomorrow.

Shut up! Turn it off!

They've seen us.

- Are you drunk? - Frank, they've seen us.

- What's the matter? - Turn it off!

Turn it off.

- Turn off the light! - Why? What are you guys up to?

- What's the matter? - Forget it.

Hurry up, Frank. Get going.

- What is it? - For chrissakes, hurry.

- What are we doing? - Just sit down and hang on, baby.

- What's going on? - We saw somebody murdered.

- What? - Some sort of ritual across the river.

- A girl got stabbed. - You're kidding.

No, no kidding. No joke, no bullshit. Murder!

All right, we're clear up the river. Get ahold of yourselves.

I'm gonna gun it.

All right, Rog, what is it?

- You're stuck in a hole, Frank. - All right. All right.

- Honey. - Yeah, what?

- You gotta take it. Just take it. - Okay.

- Do just what we tell you. - All right. Okay.

A flashlight, Frank?

Rock it.

- Go. Forward! - Go ahead, Alice. Go forward.

- Cut it. Backwards. - Back. Go back.

- Frank, it ain't working. - Cut it.

- It's not working. - Put rocks under the wheel, Frank.

- I'll go get some brush. - Yeah, okay.

Give me that.

Okay, baby. Forward.

Forward!

Yeah, floor it.

- Yeah! - Floor it!

Hold it.

Okay, Frank, let's move it.

Don't let her stop. Jam it in low.

Roger!

They're breaking in, Frank!

- Stay down, Kelly. - Get them off.

Frank!

Roger!

Get them off!

No, Roger, no!

Goddamn son of a...

Goddamn!

Oh, my God.

It's all right, honey. Everything's all right.

- Find any prints on there, Pinkie? - Sheriff, they're all over the place.

Well, get them all.

Howdy, folks.

Sorry to keep you waiting, but I got here quick as I could.

I'm Sheriff Taylor.

- Hello. - How do you do?

And I'm very sorry this happened so close to our little town.

Did you have a chance to check this for accuracy?

Yes, sir. That's pretty much the way it was.

Dave, at least one of them people was injured, so make the doctor calls.

We wanna know about anything suspicious.

I already took care of that, sheriff.

Good.

I know you people been through a lot, but we've got to go back out there.

What for?

Well, for one thing, Mrs. Stewart...

...it'll be a big timesaver in finding the right spot.

Another thing, we'll get there right at daybreak...

...and it'll give us a better chance of spotting evidence...

...before they have a chance to clear up the area.

- Will you be needing our wives? - Oh, no. No.

Stay in the Vogue, honey. Make some breakfast, okay.

Well, it gets light around here about 6.

We better be on our way.

- You ready? My car's out front. - Sure.

- Roger, I don't want you to go back. - Honey, it's all right.

- You drive, Dave. - Yep.

Now, you all stay in the motor home. Everything's gonna be fine.

Lock it up, now.

Look at old Harry Dee with them lights on.

Silly son of a bitch still thinks he's playing pinball.

Yeah.

- Where you people headed? - Aspen, Colorado.

Yeah, it's a beautiful place up there, all right.

Yeah, it was beautiful here.

Well, that's the bad part of it. Hippies moved into this area...

...smoke their shit, stuff garbage up their nose and into the arm.

When respectable people like you come along...

...well, it's no longer a beautiful place.

Well, these weren't hippies that we saw, sheriff.

It's the same difference.

They all gotta get stoned to do whatever they do.

- We picked up a bunch once, didn't we? - Yeah.

Some lady calls us because she hears an animal screaming out back of her place.

We get there, and these kids...

...they kill five cats. I mean, skinned them.

They was dancing with their clothes off, rubbing cat blood all over each other.

One of them was screaming he's the devil.

Least that's what he claimed, I locked him up.

Anyways, the damnedest thing you ever saw.

Well, this time they ran out of cats.

Well, I'm positive this is where we were.

But we left a whole bunch of equipment here. A couple hundred dollars' worth.

Told you they's hippies. Steal anything that ain't nailed down.

Well, we were right here...

...and they were right over there across the river.

That's right.

Well, I guess we better cross on over...

...and see what we can find on the other side.

Harry Dee, you and Booger give this area a thorough going-over.

I tell you, buddy, this place gives me the creeps.

Yeah, it sure does.

Still smoking.

Where would you fellas figure the body would've fallen?

Right over there.

That's it. That's blood.

Could be. We'll have to take a test.

Better get some, Dave.

Well, no footprints around here.

Nothing but cow tracks.

All right. I wanna search this brush area...

...around the whole perimeter of the clearing.

Hey!

- Alice. - What?

Alice, look what was stuck to the back window.

"You are warned to be silent."

- What's a rune? - Witchcraft.

It's some kind of message.

I don't know what this is, though.

Looks like some kind of hieroglyphics or something.

All right, let's go find a library.

Yeah.

Once my deputies finish their search...

...we'll have a better picture of the whole thing.

Let's look at it with what we got now.

Now, take where you say you saw the sacrifice...

...and that places it a little bit between the fire and you, right?

Yeah, I'd say so.

And that puts a whole lot of what happened in semi-darkness.

Add to that...

...the distance and the night and the smoke...

...and the amount y'all said you all were drinking.

Yeah, it's a wonder you hadn't run up against the Jolly Green Giant.

Here, here, here. This.

"A Pictorial History of Magic and the Supernatural."

Who knows what them hyped-up idiots did.

They killed that dog, for sure.

Then maybe they hold it up...

...and let it bleed down over the girl you saw.

Sheriff.

We saw a girl killed.

She fell down on the ground. That's what we saw.

Well, didn't you both say that she looked like she was drunk or drugged?

Supposing she just passed out? If you pass out, you fall down.

Leastways, that's the way it is around these parts.

"The Encyclopedia of Witchcraft and Demonology:

- A modern-day look." - Alice.

- What? - Alice, look at this.

Okay, let's check these two out.

Excuse me. We'd like to check these two books out, please.

I'm sorry, but these are reference books. They can't go out of the library.

I see.

Well...

I'll just forget it.

Why don't you go put these back on the shelf.

Of course, you ladies are most welcome to browse.

We're open till 12:00 on Saturdays.

Swell.

Ready?

Thank you.

What's that?

Oh, God, it's the noon siren.

Come on, let's get out of here.

- You got them? - I got them.

Well, we'll mail them back when we're finished.

And I'll contact you at your homes once you get back from your trip.

Ain't no use in messing up more of your vacation already has been.

And anything I need to ask can wait.

So go on with your trip, have a good time. Leave this up to me.

Terrific.

We got some damage to the motor home. I wonder if you could...

...recommend a garage or a filling station around town that could help us out.

Sherman Young, north end of town.

I'll give him a call for you. He'll be waiting.

Okay, that's nice of you.

We really appreciate all the help you've been able to give us.

Hope to see you fellas again sometime, you hear? So long.

- Oh, finally. - We've got something to show you.

- I'm driving, Frank. - Yeah, you bet.

Ginger, come here.

If I were you, I wouldn't let that big dude out.

Old Sam here eats dogs like that for lunch.

He never lost a fight yet, have you, Sam?

Yeah, well, look, we got a problem with our rear window there.

Yeah, I know. The deputy called me about it.

See, the problem is we don't carry nothing like that.

Well, I didn't think that you did...

...but I figured you could rig something to patch it up with.

- Well, I'll sure give her a try. - Terrific.

And we've been over some bad roads. Check underneath, will you?

Check the tires and oil pressure, the whole trip, all right?

I'll do her.

It's something else too.

That sheriff wanted us to come along to help him find the spot.

Frank and I were in the back seat, and we were talking...

...and that Deputy Dave...

...well, he just turned right down that road...

...and we didn't tell him where it was.

- He knew where he was going? - I don't know.

Yeah, but wait a minute. Listen, that doesn't prove anything.

Those guys have lived around here all their lives.

They know this place like their hand.

When we told them what the place looked like...

...they took us there. That's all there is to it.

I'm not going for that, Frank.

Well, look, they called the doctors...

...they followed procedure, they took the prints off the van.

They took the blood sample off the glass and from the scene.

- They're doing their job, you know? - Can I read this?

"For hours Aztec warriors and women would chant and sing...

...the climax of the week-long ceremony.

At midnight of the full moon, the priest..."

- It was a full moon. I saw it. - That's right.

"The high priest would plunge a knife...

...into the chest of a human sacrificial offering...

...which then gave him satanic power to control the rains, wind and sun."

- Where the hell did you get that? - We borrowed it from the library.

I was figuring...

...I'd take a car window and a piece of plywood...

...tape it over the hole. Then y'all be able to see out back.

No, that's fine, buddy.

Then there's this.

Somebody left that on the window this morning.

- What is it? - It's a rune.

"You are warned...

...by this rune to be silent." What the hell's a rune?

It's a witch's message.

And it's supposed to contain satanic powers.

"Any evil you cause will be returned to you ninefold.

So mote it be."

And there's some sort of writing or something there.

- That's the spell. - Oh, come on.

Well, that tears it.

They're trying to screw with our brains.

- Yeah. - I mean, they're trying to scare us off.

- But why'd they do this over a dead dog? - They wouldn't.

That's right.

So, what are we gonna do about it?

Well, partner...

...I got my own little blood sample.

- I didn't see you pick that up. - I know. They didn't either.

You guys were scrounging around in the bushes when I picked this up.

Now I suggest we hit the first big-city police and have this analyzed.

And if it turns up dog, terrific, Frank.

But if it turns up human...

...then I think we have to follow through.

And if our Sheriff Taylor...

...if his blood sample turns up dog and our big-city cop turns up human...

...we'll know more about Sheriff Taylor. - You're certainly right.

Oh, come on, please. Let's just get out of here.

- Okay, baby. - Okay.

- Amarillo? - Dayton, Leesville, yeah.

If we stop over, we could make Amarillo tomorrow morning.

- Amarillo's perfect. - Right. That's what we'll do.

All right, there's a...

There's a five-star motor park in Leesville.

- Is that okay? - That'll be just fine.

- This looks nice, don't you think, honey? - Yep.

Pool and everything. The works.

Well, it's not bad. They gave us a good spot.

Do you feel like a swim?

- Yeah. Let's do. - Good idea?

- We're gonna go for a swim, honey. - Wanna come?

No. While they're there, I think it's time to warm up the martinis.

- Suits me. - You bet.

What's the matter?

I don't like it here.

I don't like any of this.

And it's good!

Extra point got you, Frank. Once more.

Lucky at love? Of course.

- It's a fine afternoon of football... - Hello, honey. I just...

- Hi. - Hey, what's the matter?

What's wrong, Kelly?

Roger, let's go home.

- Oh, now, come on. - I wanna go home, really.

Hi, baby.

- How was the swim? - Not so good.

- How about a drink? Warm you up. - Yeah, I'd love it.

- All those people out there. - We're in a recreation-vehicle park.

There's bound to be a lot of people.

They just give me the creeps.

Honey, I think Kelly wants to go home.

I think Kelly wants to go home.

Oh, come on.

Maybe it's... Maybe it's not a bad idea.

We should turn around and go back.

No way.

No way.

You see that? That's a ski pole.

For five years, we've been living in motels...

...and hitting flat tracks.

Now we're going skiing.

Okay. Okay.

Welcome to the park.

Henderson's the name. This is my wife, Ethel.

Hi.

We live in the Road King right over next to you.

- Jack Henderson. - Frank.

- This is my wife, Alice. - Hi, Alice.

So this the new Vogue. I've never seen one before.

Yeah, this is it.

- What happened to your back window? - Some kids, something, we don't know.

Oh, that's a shame.

Color TV, stereo...

And look at this, Ethel.

- A microwave oven. - Oh, my God.

Yeah.

- Wait. - You don't mind if I look around, do you?

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know, you know...

Roger.

- This is Mr. Hendricks... - Henderson.

- Henderson. - Jack Henderson.

- He's got the Road King next door. - Oh, wonderful.

Plastic, huh? I got real wood in mine.

Yeah, well, we got plastic because we thought it was easier to maintain.

Well, you got a point there. Ethel has to wax them down twice a week.

- Ain't that right, honey? - Walls, ceiling, everything.

That's right. Say, what are you guys doing tonight?

Come over to my place for dinner.

Ethel's a marvelous cook.

I'm sure she is.

We were thinking of going out tonight.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

- We're going out tonight, weren't we? - You bet.

Well, I got just the place for you to go.

Got steaks that'll melt in your mouth...

...and country music, probably the best in the whole world.

You don't mean witches?

Witches?

Well, I don't know what else to call them but witches.

That's the damnedest thing I ever heard.

We're gonna take care of them when we get to Amarillo. Bet on that.

- Let's dance, honey. - I'm dancing.

Look at that.

Hey, come on.

Come on. Wallflowers.

Oh, no, partner. That's too rough for me.

Oh, go on out there, Rog. Go on out there and stomp a little.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Is everybody happy?

Wonderful. Grab a pretty girl, let's do one of our songs.

This one's called "The Misty Hours of Daylight," David.

Number four? You get the prize.

This is the greatest time I ever had in my life.

Well, there's a lot more of it.

No, we all have to sack in.

- We have a long drive tomorrow. - Oh, yeah.

- Ethel and I'll stay here and dance a bit. - Just a minute.

There it goes. First one of the night.

- Last one for me. Come on, let's hit it. - Good night.

- Good night. - Night.

Yes, dear.

It was damn nice of him to sponsor us at the Good Sam Club.

You bet it was.

Ginger.

God, Ginger.

- Oh, God, they killed my dog. - Oh, God!

Oh, no, they killed my dog.

Oh, no, they killed my dog.

Why did they...?

No, no, don't touch her.

No, don't touch her. No, don't!

- Let go, honey. Let go. - Let go, honey.

- Come on. Let go, honey. - Let go.

Oh, God.

Help her, honey. Help her.

Well, did anybody hear anything?

Didn't anybody see anything?

Well, that door was pried open with a chisel...

...so don't tell me nobody heard nothing!

Goddamn it, Frank, let's get out of here.

She's gone. There nothing we can do about it.

- I know. - We'll bury her tomorrow.

Please...

I don't wanna talk about it, all right?

Get out of the way!

Take it easy, Frank.

- We're okay. - Yeah, I know we are.

We're gonna take care of this crap when we get to Amarillo.

It's the same people.

They followed us.

Hey, you wanna make some coffee, babe?

Frank, there's a snake!

Get me something. Get me a ski pole!

Get it, Roger!

Oh, God!

There is another one.

Roger, don't move.

Quiet, quiet. Quiet, everyone.

Oh, please don't move. Don't move.

- Come on, you slimy son of a bitch. - He's gonna get away.

Frank!

I gotta get out of here.

What else have they done?

Roger, what else have they put in there that we don't know about?

- Everybody all right? - Yeah.

- Alice? No bites? - No.

- Roger? - What else is inside of there?

- Frank? - She's right, Roger.

We gotta check that out.

Stay there.

Be careful.

- How you doing, Frank? - It's clean.

Okay.

It's all right now. Come on.

Do something about getting out of here.

- Christ. - What's that?

It's a fan, for sure.

- I'll go get the flashlights. - No, no, no. Don't go out there.

- What's the matter? - Please.

They could be out there.

She's right, Frank.

We better stay inside tonight. I'll lock it up.

Yeah. And lights out.

Well, let's see what we can do...

...about making some place to sleep back here in all this debris.

Well, what's the damage, Frank?

Well, the oil cooler's mashed up against that radiator there.

That's about a 30-minute job. Get the toolbox.

Oh, yeah.

Frank.

Look at this.

I wonder when they did that.

Probably at that rec park.

When they broke into the door.

- Shit. - Yeah.

Well, that's it, buddy.

And I had two chickens talking together to the hens.

One said to the other:

"There goes a guy I'm laying for."

Much obliged, you hear? Come back and see us.

- Howdy. - Morning, gents.

What can do for you?

- Looking for a shotgun. - The phone.

- It's over on the wall. - Gotcha.

Shotgun, shotgun...

I've got a good 12-gauge pump over here.

This one is 219 plus tax.

Fine gun.

- How do you start the phone up? - Oh, them damn lines must still be down.

We had a big wind up north blowed this whole area out.

Big wind, huh?

Can you give me two boxes of double ought buckshot?

- Yeah. - That'll be fine.

- Big wind. - Yeah.

- We'll catch a phone up the road. - You bet your ass we will.

That'll be 227.76 all together.

Better forget that change.

Much obliged to you, you hear? Hurry back.

And good hunting.

Got plug out.

I have four in the mag and one in the chamber.

- Pass me those shells, will you, Rog? - Sure.

Two...

Three...

I wanna see one of those guys come poking in here looking for trouble now.

And one to grow on, baby.

Yes, sir. What can I do for you?

Fill it up with regular and check the water.

All right, sir.

Want some coffee?

Yeah, that'd be nice.

What happened to your van? Your back window's all busted in.

Well, I don't drive too well when I'm asleep.

I'm gonna try the cops again. Lock up the door after me.

Yeah, okay.

Operator. May I help you, please?

Yes, would you please connect me with the highway patrol?

This is the operator. May I help you please?

Would you please connect me with the highway patrol?

Can you hear me?

We must have a bad connection, sir.

I'll report your phone as being out of order.

Hello?

You know, your phone doesn't work.

- Yeah, I know. It's been out for a month. - A month?

You know, the phone company ain't too swift out here.

How far to the interstate to Amarillo?

Well, you go through Fisher.

It's about 175 miles right up that road.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

You got a busted headlight on that thing.

Jesus.

You'll never guess.

What?

- Phone's out here too. - You're kidding.

Big wind up north, huh?

Yeah.

Honey, some ham and eggs back here for you.

- That sounds great. - Yeah.

- Where in the hell are we anyway? - On the road to Fisher.

- That's where we catch the freeway? - Yep.

- Okay, I'll spell you as soon as I eat. - Terrific.

- This'll hold you till you get to the table. - Thank you.

Jesus Christ.

What the hell made him do that?

What's the matter?

- Check that out behind. - It's a tow truck.

The one I saw at that gas station.

Hold on, he's slowing up again.

What the hell is he doing?

- Watch it! - I am.

I can't get around that guy, Frank.

Roger, don't go by that truck.

Roger.

That truck is one of them.

Oh, God.

Frank. Get that gun.

- They're trying to box us in, Frank. - Yeah.

Son of a bitch.

Hold on. I'm gonna get that son of a bitch.

Hit it, Frank!

I can't get a shot. Stay away from him.

That tow truck is still coming on.

Roger, look out!

Kelly? Kelly.

- Come on, baby. - Honey, come on.

I can't help you much.

I'm sorry, baby.

- Are you hurt? - No.

You all right?

- Oh, God, I'm just glad we're still alive. - Are you okay?

Listen, we gotta keep moving. I'm gonna take it now.

I've said through all this...

Well, table got wiped out.

- Yeah. - How about your side, bubba?

Well, I got a rib that's hurting.

It's gonna hurt when I laugh, if I ever do.

Why are we slowing down?

- What is it? - It's an accident.

Must have just happened.

Jesus, look at that.

The car must have hit that bus broadside.

Easy, Frank.

It doesn't look like any of the kids are hurt.

I don't believe a school bus on Sunday.

Get him.

Frank!

Do it.

- There's somebody on top. - Frank, it's gasoline!

- I'm going up top, Frank. - Roger, no.

No, don't go up there. Goddamn it, stay in here!

Hey, you!

Roger!

- Well, you see anything? - No.

Well, that's something up ahead.

What do you see, honey?

It's a detour sign. Some kind of construction.

Hey, there's a seal on that truck.

It says, "Fisher Department of Public Works."

All right.

Oh, let's see if I can find out something from this guy up here.

- How far is it to Amarillo? - Eighty-two miles.

Keep moving. Just keep moving.

We'd better hit Fisher pretty quick, Frank.

- The headlights are broken, you know. - Yeah.

Maybe I ought to pull over while there's still enough light for me to see.

Yep.

On the left, there's a road. Why don't you try that.

All right.

Yeah.

Yeah, looks like there's an open spot down there.

- One more night in the boonies, right? - Oh, no.

- Oh, Frank. - We're off the road, we're fine now.

We're in great shape, honey. Don't worry about it.

- Yeah. - Hit the radio.

- I think we all ought to have a drink. - Oh, yes.

- You're listening to KIXZ, Radio Amarillo. - How about stirring up some food?

- Okay. - Good idea.

Give me the big bottle down there, it's half used. Half used.

- Here it is. - That's the one.

Well, we don't have anything. Everything's a mess.

Well, now, just relax. It doesn't make any difference what we're going to eat...

...because we're gonna drink the driest martinis I've ever made in my life.

You know, you are definitely a charmer, Frank.

Hey, everybody, lighten up. It's all over.

Frank, go on ahead and open up the vermouth for two seconds.

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