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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:28,192 --> 00:03:29,762 [GASPS] 2 00:03:30,404 --> 00:03:31,392 Sameer... 3 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:03,418 [GASPS] 4 00:04:09,581 --> 00:04:10,464 Gas? 5 00:04:43,876 --> 00:04:44,680 Sameer... 6 00:04:47,837 --> 00:04:49,784 Auntie! Auntie! 7 00:04:50,502 --> 00:04:51,579 Good Auntie! 8 00:04:54,735 --> 00:04:56,376 Hey Auntie! Wake up! 9 00:04:56,415 --> 00:05:01,082 Sameer, forgive me. I'm leaving you. 10 00:05:02,353 --> 00:05:04,260 Sure, you're forgiven! Now wake up! 11 00:05:04,902 --> 00:05:09,262 I wish you were a heart-specialist instead of an orthopedician... 12 00:05:09,287 --> 00:05:11,653 -you'd have understood my anguish. -I understand all your anguish! 13 00:05:11,742 --> 00:05:13,186 Okay, now come on! Wake up! 14 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:17,757 Please, Sameer... one last time. 15 00:05:20,318 --> 00:05:21,198 Okay. 16 00:05:27,881 --> 00:05:30,248 Who are you? And what are you doing here? 17 00:05:30,302 --> 00:05:33,796 Strange girl! First she hugs me and then yells at me! 18 00:05:34,171 --> 00:05:36,527 -How did you get in? -Ungrateful girl! 19 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:40,493 Like a hero! I broke through the window. You left the cooking-gas on. 20 00:05:40,595 --> 00:05:43,837 Had I not got here on time, you'd have been dead by now. 21 00:05:44,614 --> 00:05:48,173 Why did you save me? You should've let me die! 22 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:50,671 I see! A suicide case! 23 00:05:50,869 --> 00:05:54,593 -Sameer's not the reason for it, is he? -How did you guess? 24 00:05:54,751 --> 00:05:58,800 Auntie! He's the one whose name was on your lips when you clung to me! 25 00:05:59,005 --> 00:06:01,717 Don't even utter his name. I'm very angry with him. 26 00:06:02,222 --> 00:06:05,548 Why? Is there another Auntie in Uncle's life? 27 00:06:06,206 --> 00:06:10,404 -Another girl? He's a married man! -You've fallen for a married man? 28 00:06:11,175 --> 00:06:14,478 He's very honest and straightforward. He hid nothing from me. 29 00:06:14,754 --> 00:06:17,978 -That's why I love him. -Uncle sure has it made! 30 00:06:18,031 --> 00:06:20,149 -By the way, I'm Pyare Mohan. -Hi! 31 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:23,025 But you can lovingly call me Pyare. Your friendly neighbour. 32 00:06:23,351 --> 00:06:26,963 I've just arrived from Delhi. I'm struggling to become a film-star! 33 00:06:26,988 --> 00:06:30,496 I'm Sonia, a model. And Sameer's a bone-specialist. 34 00:06:30,553 --> 00:06:31,775 -Orthopedics? -Shut up. 35 00:06:31,915 --> 00:06:32,475 Sorry. 36 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:37,127 -It's late now. Good night. -Wait...! 37 00:06:37,488 --> 00:06:40,461 Here's Sameer's card. Please call him and tell him that I'm still alive. 38 00:06:41,015 --> 00:06:43,048 And that there's no need for him to meet me. 39 00:06:45,174 --> 00:06:45,939 Sure, I'll call him. 40 00:06:46,055 --> 00:06:46,854 [WHISTLING] 41 00:06:46,879 --> 00:06:47,823 Good night, Pyare. 42 00:06:48,418 --> 00:06:49,462 Oh man! 43 00:06:49,745 --> 00:06:50,773 [CHUCKLES] 44 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,151 -Oh, pick up! -Hello! 45 00:06:53,176 --> 00:06:56,306 Hello, this is Naina, from Dr. Malhotra's clinic. What's happening? 46 00:06:56,435 --> 00:06:59,341 Why haven't the X-rays arrived yet? Please send them urgently. Thank you. 47 00:07:00,478 --> 00:07:01,400 It's one already. 48 00:07:01,425 --> 00:07:03,181 [DIAL PAD TONE] 49 00:07:03,434 --> 00:07:03,974 Hello. 50 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:07,242 Thai Pavilion? Dr. Malhotra's clinic. His food hasn't arrived yet. 51 00:07:07,267 --> 00:07:09,181 -Right away, ma'am. -It's one already. Please make it quick. 52 00:07:09,202 --> 00:07:09,752 Thankyou. 53 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,503 -Excuse me, ma'am. -Yes? 54 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:15,056 -How much time will it take? -Your turn's next. Just 5 more minutes. 55 00:07:15,445 --> 00:07:16,646 -Okay. -Please be seated. 56 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:20,870 -And when's my turn coming, darling? -You? What is it? 57 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:22,614 Should I say it right here or should I take you out? 58 00:07:23,238 --> 00:07:25,220 -What on earth do you want? -You! 59 00:07:25,557 --> 00:07:28,402 You know right, had you not been the doctor's friend... 60 00:07:28,427 --> 00:07:30,379 I wouldn't have let you enter into this clinic! 61 00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:34,716 You won't let me enter into the clinic, your home, your heart, 62 00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:36,225 are you some sort of watchdog? 63 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,609 -Look... -[GASPS] 64 00:07:39,775 --> 00:07:41,232 I could look all my life. 65 00:07:42,782 --> 00:07:45,200 Currently, the doctor is examining a patient. 66 00:07:45,261 --> 00:07:47,837 I know what sort of patients he examines! 67 00:07:48,015 --> 00:07:50,008 Tell me? What is your ailment? 68 00:07:50,207 --> 00:07:53,368 The moment I see you, I go weak in the knees. 69 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:58,236 -Calcium deficiency. -There's a pain in my lower-back. 70 00:07:58,297 --> 00:07:59,649 You suffer from a slipped-disc. 71 00:07:59,673 --> 00:08:00,244 [GASPS] 72 00:08:00,269 --> 00:08:03,721 -My heart keeps hammering away. -[HEART BEATS] 73 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:05,688 Have your cholesterol checked. 74 00:08:05,713 --> 00:08:08,993 The whole of my body seems to be on fire! 75 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:13,297 -Looks like you're running a fever. -Hey... don't confuse me with your words. 76 00:08:13,335 --> 00:08:16,055 Now hurry up and come in my arms! Please! 77 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:19,794 How can I control myself? This is no wafer... it's a proper girl! 78 00:08:19,854 --> 00:08:20,239 Hey! 79 00:08:20,264 --> 00:08:24,157 Listen... do you know that I'm a married man? 80 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,984 So? When have I asked you to divorce your wife? 81 00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:28,740 [HEART BEATS] 82 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,471 But you must at least keep meeting me like old times. 83 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:34,298 -I will. But not now. -Then when? 84 00:08:34,352 --> 00:08:36,146 -Next June. -Now! 85 00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:39,400 -June...! -Now...! 86 00:08:39,642 --> 00:08:40,772 SAMEER: Naina! 87 00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:47,204 Let go! Somebody help me! Naina! 88 00:08:47,343 --> 00:08:47,993 Sameer. 89 00:08:48,189 --> 00:08:48,790 What happened? 90 00:08:48,815 --> 00:08:50,815 -Let go! -Let go! 91 00:08:50,855 --> 00:08:55,398 For God's sake! I'm a married man! Come on! Leave me! 92 00:08:55,459 --> 00:08:57,361 -Let go! -Pull me! 93 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:02,330 -Are you all right? -How dare you! 94 00:09:03,518 --> 00:09:05,774 -But I was only helping you. -Is this what you call help? 95 00:09:06,116 --> 00:09:11,040 Doctor, you tell your friend to behave respectfully! Insolent! 96 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,429 -She is mad. -Idiot. 97 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:17,094 -How do you tolerate her? -I'm tolerating this one... 98 00:09:17,119 --> 00:09:19,502 and I'm controlling myself with her! What a great character I have! 99 00:09:20,085 --> 00:09:22,765 -Couldn't you find a proper nurse? -Catch you later! 100 00:09:23,139 --> 00:09:24,244 You, much later. 101 00:09:25,111 --> 00:09:25,876 Just like her. 102 00:09:25,994 --> 00:09:27,957 There can't be a better nurse than Naina. 103 00:09:28,215 --> 00:09:31,060 She takes care of the clinic, of my food... of everything. 104 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:33,345 Like a good wife. The only difference is, 105 00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:37,433 after work, she goes to her own house and I head for Sonia's house. 106 00:09:37,723 --> 00:09:39,443 -Great setting! Mind-blowing! -Isn't it? 107 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:44,001 "Sameer, by the time you read this, I will not be in this world! Sonia." 108 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:44,712 [GASPS] 109 00:09:46,173 --> 00:09:48,670 Doctor! You've got mail! 110 00:09:48,695 --> 00:09:50,913 Send the male out. Send the female in! 111 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:54,181 -It's from Sonia, doctor. -Really? Read it for me. 112 00:09:54,558 --> 00:09:59,435 Doctor it says, "By the time you read this message, I won't be in this world! Sonia." 113 00:10:01,587 --> 00:10:05,230 -Sorry, sorry... -Sonia! 114 00:10:05,255 --> 00:10:08,622 -Doctor, what about your appointments? -Cancel all my appointments! 115 00:10:08,647 --> 00:10:09,250 But... 116 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,462 [PHONE RINGING] 117 00:10:11,591 --> 00:10:12,885 -Hello! Dr. Malhotra's clinic. -Greetings! 118 00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:15,493 Hello! Pyare here. Tell Uncle Doctor that Sonia's still alive. 119 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:18,931 Sonia's still alive? Doctor! 120 00:10:19,038 --> 00:10:21,523 -Dr. Sameer? -Later, later. 121 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,571 -Where has the doctor gone? -I don't know. 122 00:10:28,702 --> 00:10:29,341 And what are you doing? 123 00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:34,768 How about playing doctor-doctor in there? 124 00:10:36,483 --> 00:10:37,220 Doctor-doctor? 125 00:10:37,431 --> 00:10:39,234 Hey! What are you doing?! 126 00:10:53,749 --> 00:10:54,551 Sonia! 127 00:10:58,335 --> 00:11:01,255 -I knew it! I knew it! -What did you know? 128 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,095 You know how many patients I've left behind? And you? 129 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,234 You're not even dead! Instead, you're merrily sitting here, sipping coffee. 130 00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:11,135 I'm sorry. It must be so painful for you to see me alive, isn't it? 131 00:11:11,510 --> 00:11:15,150 I know what your problem is! That I didn't come to your fashion show last night. 132 00:11:15,686 --> 00:11:18,168 But how could I? I had an emergency case to attend! 133 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:20,566 The poor guy had seventeen fractures in his leg. 134 00:11:20,982 --> 00:11:24,148 He came limping to me... in agony! 135 00:11:25,191 --> 00:11:28,501 Should I have attended him or watched you on the ramp in your fashion show? 136 00:11:28,926 --> 00:11:32,074 Lies! You went out with your wife. 137 00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:37,507 Me? When I hate that woman, how can I ever go out with her? 138 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,243 SAMEER: Give that a thought! Think it over! [WHISTLING] 139 00:11:40,268 --> 00:11:43,341 Hey! Who's that? And why's he getting in from the window? 140 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,271 I'm mending what I wrecked yesterday. 141 00:11:47,135 --> 00:11:50,045 Sameer, that's Pyare. My new neighbour. 142 00:11:51,589 --> 00:11:54,472 In that case, stay in your house like other neighbours do. 143 00:11:54,665 --> 00:11:56,989 Why get into the neighbour's place through the window? 144 00:11:57,054 --> 00:11:58,825 That too, half-clad? 145 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:00,163 You! Wait, I'll come in. 146 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:03,849 So you're uncle Doctor, the bone-specialist! 147 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:09,253 See? Sonia's alive. Had I not arrived on time yesterday, Sonia would have... 148 00:12:11,937 --> 00:12:12,872 [CRACKER SOUND EFFECTS] 149 00:12:13,694 --> 00:12:15,216 -Really? -Smooch? 150 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:20,223 That I'll do later. But let me at least thank you first, Mr. Pyare. 151 00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:25,157 -Thank you, thank you...! -Hey! What are you doing? 152 00:12:25,182 --> 00:12:26,572 -Bye Pyare. -Bye. 153 00:12:27,531 --> 00:12:28,032 Thank you. 154 00:12:29,407 --> 00:12:34,504 You are such a grown up girl and you were about to kill yourself because of me? 155 00:12:35,262 --> 00:12:40,035 In this day and age, girls claim lives. They don't lay down their own. 156 00:12:41,525 --> 00:12:46,794 I, Sameer Malhotra, I'm just a bone-specialist. An orthopedic surgeon! 157 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:51,360 And not a very good one at that. I'm not God to save you! 158 00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:56,251 Play mind games with your boyfriend. Only mind games. 159 00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:59,256 Pretend to die... but don't really die. 160 00:12:59,331 --> 00:13:00,145 Please don't die. 161 00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:04,642 Sameer... who do I have except you? 162 00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:07,802 But I'm here for you, am I not? I'm here for you! 163 00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:11,257 -I'll marry you. -No, I know you won't marry me. 164 00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:14,381 -Of course, I will! -No! I say you will not. 165 00:13:14,437 --> 00:13:17,506 What I mean is that I will. I will marry you. 166 00:13:17,553 --> 00:13:18,938 -Really? -Really. 167 00:13:21,415 --> 00:13:24,683 PYARE: Lay off, you fraud and cheat! 168 00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:29,266 -I'll never let your scheme work! -Who's that? Pyare? 169 00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:32,187 Was he saying that to me? To me? 170 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:35,086 Calm down, Sameer. Pyare's just a struggling actor. 171 00:13:35,111 --> 00:13:37,418 -He's just rehearsing his lines. -Really? 172 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:38,787 Good rehearsal. 173 00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:44,221 But how will you marry me? You already have a wife. 174 00:13:45,788 --> 00:13:49,367 -I'm going to divorce that wicked woman! -I've seen through you, you fraud! 175 00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:54,808 You love playing with the lives of innocent girls? Rogue! 176 00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:57,950 Rogue? He said that to me! I am coming. 177 00:13:57,975 --> 00:14:00,534 Oh no, it's nothing. It's nothing. 178 00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:11,491 What are you doing? Someone might see us. 179 00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,455 -Who? -Pyare. 180 00:14:14,528 --> 00:14:16,717 Where did Pyare spring from in our romance? 181 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,087 Looks like we'll have to spend the week-end out of town! 182 00:14:20,145 --> 00:14:21,222 [CHUCKLES] 183 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:36,274 "This girl has taken off with my heart..." 184 00:14:36,396 --> 00:14:39,876 "This girl has taken off with my heart..." 185 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:45,597 "In just a glimpse, she has given me the high of love." 186 00:14:47,184 --> 00:14:53,944 "I want to spend the rest of my life with you..." 187 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,314 "Oh my love." 188 00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:10,591 "This girl has taken off with my heart..." 189 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:15,120 "This girl has taken off with my heart..." 190 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:20,347 "In just a glimpse, she has given me the high of love." 191 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:29,027 "I want to spend the rest of my life with you..." 192 00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:30,908 "Oh my love." 193 00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:38,261 "I want to spend the rest of my life with you..." 194 00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,422 "Oh my love." 195 00:16:04,703 --> 00:16:08,463 "My heart is smitten by you." 196 00:16:09,783 --> 00:16:14,231 "My heart is smitten by you, I'm bowled over by you." 197 00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:18,855 "Your charms are indeed fatal, sweetheart." 198 00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:28,736 "Without even saying a word, you've said everything, darling." 199 00:16:29,141 --> 00:16:33,541 "In just a glimpse, you have given me the high of love." 200 00:16:35,518 --> 00:16:42,198 "I want to spend the rest of my life with you..." 201 00:16:42,374 --> 00:16:44,723 "Oh my love." 202 00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:07,953 "Sweetheart, your heartbeat..." 203 00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:13,246 "Ever since our hearts have started beating together..." 204 00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:18,419 "it feels as if Spring has arrived in my life." 205 00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:28,189 "Without even saying a word, you've said everything, darling." 206 00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:32,899 "In just a glimpse, you have given me the high of love." 207 00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:41,688 "I want to spend the rest of my life with you..." 208 00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:44,109 "Oh my love." 209 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:50,970 "I want to spend the rest of my life with you..." 210 00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:53,225 "Oh my love." 211 00:17:56,181 --> 00:17:59,144 You're a greater singer. I hope you can cook good food as well? 212 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,619 Of course, why not? 213 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:04,129 When we can sing a duet together, we can even cook up a meal together. 214 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,348 Half you and half I. 215 00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:10,300 No, no. That's your right. I can't snatch it from you. 216 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,419 You're the one who'll handle the cooking. 217 00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:15,143 Hello. Sorry to disturb you. I'm from the management. 218 00:18:15,184 --> 00:18:17,556 -How did you find Maldives? -Beautiful. 219 00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:19,386 -Shazia... you? -You? 220 00:18:21,046 --> 00:18:24,782 -Sameer Malhotra! -Oh my God! Sameer, how are you? 221 00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:25,407 I'm okay. 222 00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:28,188 Sonia, she's my friend Avinash's wife. 223 00:18:28,229 --> 00:18:29,201 -Hi, sonia. Nice to meet you. -Hi. 224 00:18:29,226 --> 00:18:30,312 -How's the old rascal? -How are you? 225 00:18:30,493 --> 00:18:32,268 Your friend Avinash has divorced me. 226 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,211 -Oh, I'm sorry. -But I'm not. 227 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:38,675 Another girl entered into your friend's life, and he walked out on me. 228 00:18:39,441 --> 00:18:40,805 Anyway, that's life. 229 00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:44,144 You please enjoy yourselves and let me know if you need anything. 230 00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:45,402 -Thank you. -Okay. 231 00:18:45,511 --> 00:18:46,883 -Bye. -Bye. 232 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:51,270 The scoundrel! The two-timing rascal! 233 00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:55,311 He was a bad photographer anyway. He also turned out to be a bad husband. 234 00:18:55,464 --> 00:18:57,777 Why? You're also leaving your wife, aren't you? 235 00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:02,090 But mine is a different case. Altogether different. 236 00:19:02,138 --> 00:19:05,476 What's different? Look Sameer, I want to meet your wife. 237 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,475 You want to meet my wife! What for? Why? 238 00:19:09,012 --> 00:19:11,977 Didn't you see the pain in Shazia's eyes? 239 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,120 I don't want to hurt someone to win over my love. 240 00:19:15,579 --> 00:19:18,397 -I've got to meet her once. -Look, it's not possible. 241 00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:20,722 -Why not? -When I say it's not, it's not! 242 00:19:20,763 --> 00:19:23,285 -Because... -Because what? 243 00:19:23,485 --> 00:19:28,829 Because... once you get the toothpaste out of a tube... 244 00:19:29,495 --> 00:19:32,424 you can't put it back in, no matter how hard you try! 245 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:36,316 And my wife's a gone-case! She's not coming back. 246 00:19:36,422 --> 00:19:39,478 -You'll take me to her if you love me! -How? I'm not even married! 247 00:19:39,782 --> 00:19:41,262 -There's no wife! -What? 248 00:19:42,022 --> 00:19:44,191 You mean you lied to me, Sameer? 249 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,465 I fell in love with you because I thought you were an honest man! 250 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,806 But you've turned out to be like all the other men! I hate you! 251 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:56,375 Hating me is all right. But who are the other men? 252 00:19:57,366 --> 00:19:58,564 Who are the other men? 253 00:20:14,685 --> 00:20:17,602 As if anyone commits suicide in such shallow waters! 254 00:20:21,773 --> 00:20:23,592 Sonia! 255 00:20:25,732 --> 00:20:30,415 The water's very deep, Sonia! You're going to drown! 256 00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:36,660 I'll introduce you to my wife! I will... please come out! 257 00:20:39,757 --> 00:20:42,215 SONIA: Sameer... wake up. 258 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,027 [GROANS] 259 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:48,965 Sameer, when are you introducing me to your wife? 260 00:20:49,892 --> 00:20:52,621 When are you introducing me to your wife? When? 261 00:20:54,161 --> 00:20:59,219 I will introduce you... Let the plane land first! 262 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,120 I'll introduce her to you tomorrow morning. 263 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,650 I promise, I will. Please go to sleep. 264 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,306 Hello, doctor! 265 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,026 I'm not a doctor, I'm a nurse. 266 00:21:32,204 --> 00:21:33,957 -Are you not a doctor? -No. 267 00:21:33,982 --> 00:21:35,910 The doctor's on his way. But what's your problem? 268 00:21:35,942 --> 00:21:40,554 Problem? It's my legs! It's like they're not there at all. 269 00:21:40,817 --> 00:21:43,682 -But how come you are... -Let's skip the details. 270 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:47,802 It's a painful story. Your ear-drums will explode if you hear it. 271 00:21:48,022 --> 00:21:51,231 -Really? So let's skip it then. -No, how can we skip it? 272 00:21:51,796 --> 00:21:55,854 Since you've mentioned it, let's get on with it now! 273 00:21:56,431 --> 00:21:58,936 I was in the army during the Kargil war. 274 00:22:02,885 --> 00:22:04,901 During the great Kargil war, 275 00:22:05,402 --> 00:22:11,313 spitting fire with my gun, I reached Lahore. 276 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:16,759 That's when I saw that I was out of bullets and the war had ended too. 277 00:22:17,181 --> 00:22:18,939 -I was caught... -Oh! 278 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:22,782 For twenty days, they hung me upside down... 279 00:22:22,807 --> 00:22:26,619 and kept hitting me in my legs with sticks! 280 00:22:26,783 --> 00:22:27,329 However... 281 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,197 Look at my spirit! 282 00:22:31,924 --> 00:22:36,087 My bones were creaking, but I didn't utter a word! 283 00:22:36,883 --> 00:22:38,697 -Control yourself. -Good morning, Naina. 284 00:22:38,799 --> 00:22:42,385 Good morning, doctor! He is... what was your name again? 285 00:22:42,638 --> 00:22:45,227 -Thapa. -Yes. Mr. Thapa was in the army. 286 00:22:45,350 --> 00:22:49,482 -The enemy broke his legs. -Oh, so you weren't born with such legs? 287 00:22:49,522 --> 00:22:51,300 -No. -What's the matter with you then? 288 00:22:51,516 --> 00:22:53,143 What should I tell you, doctor? 289 00:22:54,358 --> 00:22:57,671 There's just no sensation or feeling in my lower-half! 290 00:22:58,386 --> 00:23:04,887 Everything can rise, but not my legs! They refuse to work! 291 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,146 They'll work in a moment. Give those crutches to me. 292 00:23:08,171 --> 00:23:10,344 -Come on, follow me. -Hey... 293 00:23:10,369 --> 00:23:14,352 -I can't walk! -I know you can do it! Come. Come on! 294 00:23:14,377 --> 00:23:18,695 -A soldier of the Indian army! -Come on over... very good! Bravo! 295 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:22,538 You're almost there... very good! Superb, yes... 296 00:23:22,563 --> 00:23:25,197 -Mind-blowing! -Very good! 297 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,533 Thanks for the support. 298 00:23:31,688 --> 00:23:33,249 No problem. Hold this. 299 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:38,220 But where does every girl think like you? 300 00:23:38,856 --> 00:23:43,451 People poke fun at me! They call me a cripple and a twisted man! 301 00:23:43,858 --> 00:23:45,943 But you're the most different and the most beautiful. 302 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:51,841 Nobody will say that you ever again. Now lie down, I want to examine you. 303 00:23:51,866 --> 00:23:56,009 Time's a problem today. I must join my regiment's pizza party, 304 00:23:56,511 --> 00:23:58,238 I'll come some other day. 305 00:23:59,054 --> 00:24:00,345 [PHONE RINGING] 306 00:24:00,575 --> 00:24:01,266 Oh no! 307 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,143 These soldiers are amazing. All they need is some motivation. 308 00:24:06,338 --> 00:24:06,705 Hello. 309 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:08,228 Disgusting! 310 00:24:17,453 --> 00:24:19,112 SONIA: Sameer, when are you introducing me to your wife? 311 00:24:19,188 --> 00:24:21,148 -Tell me... -Doctor... 312 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:22,039 -One moment. -Hello. 313 00:24:24,634 --> 00:24:26,203 Naina: 'Why's he looking at me like that?' 314 00:24:26,228 --> 00:24:27,185 -SONIA: Hello. -Very soon. 315 00:24:27,748 --> 00:24:31,039 -In fact, you'll meet her tomorrow. -Sure? 316 00:24:31,144 --> 00:24:33,373 100%! Bye. 317 00:24:35,594 --> 00:24:37,261 Naina: He was fine minutes ago, what's gotten into him all of a sudden? 318 00:24:37,336 --> 00:24:38,557 -Naina... -Yes? 319 00:24:39,033 --> 00:24:40,369 Have you arranged for some lunch? 320 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,920 I've ordered your favourite from Thai Pavilion. 321 00:24:43,032 --> 00:24:46,061 Cancel that order! You and I are going out for lunch. 322 00:24:48,599 --> 00:24:49,820 Are you really talking to me? 323 00:24:49,845 --> 00:24:52,905 Yes. There's no one else around. Is there, Naina? 324 00:24:54,386 --> 00:24:57,592 No, but in the last five years, you've never... I mean... 325 00:24:57,617 --> 00:25:00,804 Sure, five years. But I've finally invited you, right? 326 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:01,427 Yes. 327 00:25:01,927 --> 00:25:05,532 -I'm famished. Shall we go? -Of course, let me change and come! 328 00:25:05,557 --> 00:25:06,325 Where to? 329 00:25:07,935 --> 00:25:12,092 -Change! Oh! In there, of course. Sorry! -What a bore! 330 00:25:14,907 --> 00:25:18,478 Isn't it amazing? I invited you to lunch, 331 00:25:19,134 --> 00:25:22,365 you chose the restaurant and you even ordered the food. 332 00:25:22,885 --> 00:25:23,345 Yes. 333 00:25:23,411 --> 00:25:24,864 -Guess why. -Why? 334 00:25:25,513 --> 00:25:27,166 That's because you've gotten to know me so well. 335 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,541 And I don't know anything about you. So tell me something about your life, Naina. 336 00:25:32,717 --> 00:25:33,918 -About my life? -Yes. 337 00:25:34,053 --> 00:25:36,027 -My life is very interesting, doctor. -Really? 338 00:25:36,263 --> 00:25:38,383 From 10 in the morning to 8 in the evening, I'm with you at the clinic. 339 00:25:38,439 --> 00:25:41,452 At 8:30, I reach home and then I bathe till 9. 340 00:25:41,532 --> 00:25:44,926 From 9 to 9:30 I cook, and finish my dinner by 10. 341 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:48,468 At ten I start watching the Discovery channel... and I go to sleep. 342 00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:52,202 At 6 in the morning, Ramu arrives and wakes me up lovingly and... [SNORING] 343 00:25:52,470 --> 00:25:53,927 -Ramu? -The milkman. 344 00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:57,791 At 7, I get ready and leave for work at 8. 345 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:00,966 From ten to eight, I spend time at the clinic with you... 346 00:26:00,987 --> 00:26:01,994 -...then I reach home at 8.30. -Naina...! 347 00:26:02,178 --> 00:26:04,713 -Listen, sir, it's interesting... -Oh yes, very interesting life, Naina! 348 00:26:04,950 --> 00:26:08,596 Why do I get the feeling that if I ever faced a problem in life... 349 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:13,875 -...you'd surely help me out? -You're not wrong at all, doctor. 350 00:26:13,946 --> 00:26:15,220 You can try me out anytime. 351 00:26:15,245 --> 00:26:16,951 That's exactly why I've called you here today. 352 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:21,970 -Naina... -Yes? 353 00:26:25,665 --> 00:26:26,940 Will you be my wife? 354 00:26:30,931 --> 00:26:31,688 I? 355 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,064 She's actually blushing! 356 00:26:39,395 --> 00:26:41,722 Naina, Naina... it's only for half an hour. 357 00:26:43,630 --> 00:26:44,446 Say, 15 minutes? 358 00:26:46,131 --> 00:26:47,009 Okay! 10 minutes! 359 00:26:48,688 --> 00:26:51,357 -Are you kidding? -No, I'm terribly serious. 360 00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:56,790 Aren't you ashamed? You've flirted with so many girls and now... 361 00:26:56,815 --> 00:27:00,306 -...you think I'm one of them? -No! You're getting it all wrong! 362 00:27:00,729 --> 00:27:03,207 -You're getting it all wrong! -You made it so clear... 363 00:27:03,232 --> 00:27:05,136 -...and you say I'm getting it wrong? -Don't you know? 364 00:27:05,922 --> 00:27:08,236 I tell every girl that I'm a married man. 365 00:27:09,056 --> 00:27:10,062 Is anyone listening? 366 00:27:10,426 --> 00:27:12,661 -So they won't cling to me later. -That is your problem. 367 00:27:12,686 --> 00:27:17,377 No, that's not my problem. My problem is that I've fallen in love with Sonia. 368 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:22,484 -And she wants to meet my wife, who... -Just doesn't exist. 369 00:27:22,588 --> 00:27:23,072 Yes. 370 00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:24,851 -I can't do it, doctor. -Why? 371 00:27:25,015 --> 00:27:25,554 Why! 372 00:27:26,138 --> 00:27:27,320 Because I can't deceive someone! 373 00:27:27,365 --> 00:27:30,541 -But this is not deceiving... -I told you, I can't do it. And that's it! 374 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,441 Please! For the sake of my happiness! 375 00:27:33,765 --> 00:27:36,838 No, doctor. Your happiness lies in your own hands. 376 00:27:37,216 --> 00:27:40,232 All I hold in my hands is your appointments diary, x-rays, 377 00:27:40,295 --> 00:27:45,297 the patients' list and all the things that you use or want to use. 378 00:27:46,912 --> 00:27:48,096 Thank you for the lunch, sir. 379 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:56,510 No! 380 00:27:57,889 --> 00:28:00,042 Where will I get a wife for half an hour? 381 00:28:00,909 --> 00:28:05,949 Sonia, my wife died last night. I buried her this morning! 382 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,154 That's not convincing! What am I going to do?! 383 00:28:09,966 --> 00:28:12,461 -Careful. -Auntie! We want an ice-cream! 384 00:28:12,794 --> 00:28:14,769 -Auntie we want vanilla, please...! -Yes, wait. 385 00:28:15,562 --> 00:28:17,042 Give them what they want, please. 386 00:28:17,476 --> 00:28:20,067 Listen, don't go anywhere. I'll be back in a moment, okay? 387 00:28:20,136 --> 00:28:22,068 -Don't move. Okay? Promise? -Promise. 388 00:28:22,164 --> 00:28:22,635 Sorry. 389 00:28:24,591 --> 00:28:26,623 Bye... come back soon! 390 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:34,052 -Mrs. Naina Malhotra. -Hi, I'm Sonia. Nice to meet you. 391 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:38,727 Very nice to meet you. Sameer said you wanted to meet me. 392 00:28:38,790 --> 00:28:41,955 That's right. Shall we move there and have a chat? 393 00:28:42,474 --> 00:28:42,993 Okay. 394 00:28:43,785 --> 00:28:46,521 Sameer said the two of you want to get married? 395 00:28:46,585 --> 00:28:51,265 That's right. But unless you... you understand what I mean, right? 396 00:28:52,896 --> 00:28:56,776 Oh, of course! The divorce papers are ready. It'll come through soon enough. 397 00:28:56,854 --> 00:28:58,931 -Don't worry. -I'm sorry, but... 398 00:28:59,568 --> 00:29:01,383 I can't tell you how happy I am! 399 00:29:01,446 --> 00:29:04,613 But you're not sad, are you, Mrs. Malhotra? 400 00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:06,737 Oh, please call me Naina! 401 00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:11,689 So far, I've lived only for Sameer. And now, I want to live for myself. 402 00:29:12,531 --> 00:29:13,679 I want my freedom. 403 00:29:14,727 --> 00:29:16,744 -May I ask you a question? -Yes. Please! 404 00:29:16,847 --> 00:29:19,795 -Do you really love Sameer a lot? -I can even die for him. 405 00:29:20,237 --> 00:29:22,892 -In fact, I have even tried it twice. -Really? 406 00:29:24,741 --> 00:29:27,299 Will you ever be able to forget Sameer? 407 00:29:28,432 --> 00:29:32,271 Oh yes, here's this man I've spent years with, 408 00:29:32,349 --> 00:29:34,963 looked after his food habits, his small needs, 409 00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:38,732 picked up his handkerchiefs, put up with his lifestyle... 410 00:29:38,757 --> 00:29:41,885 it's going to be a bit difficult. But that's okay, don't worry about it. 411 00:29:42,127 --> 00:29:44,499 Naina, you're very sweet. 412 00:29:48,543 --> 00:29:50,189 -For you. -No, I can't take it. 413 00:29:50,287 --> 00:29:52,642 You must. It's a gift from me. Please keep it. 414 00:29:53,339 --> 00:29:53,957 Please. 415 00:29:55,578 --> 00:29:56,477 Thank you. 416 00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:01,470 -You're very sweet too. -Thank you. 417 00:30:02,055 --> 00:30:04,955 Sameer's a lucky guy. Thank you. 418 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:15,287 Here I come, one minute... hold on! 419 00:30:15,926 --> 00:30:18,389 I'm so sorry! I'm late, isn't it? 420 00:30:23,647 --> 00:30:26,042 Since you're angry with me, no issues, I'll eat up the ice-cream! 421 00:30:30,399 --> 00:30:32,394 Come on, come on! Let's go. 422 00:30:34,159 --> 00:30:35,097 Sonia. 423 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:37,181 Sonia. 424 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,383 Sonia. 425 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:44,262 Looks like she's taking a bath. A bath! 426 00:30:45,906 --> 00:30:48,799 Bathing in there, Sonia? Wouldn't it be fun... 427 00:30:49,044 --> 00:30:51,416 if you and I bathed together closing our eyes, 428 00:30:51,832 --> 00:30:56,155 taking the showers to be a spell of rain! 429 00:30:56,461 --> 00:30:59,767 What do you think, Sonia? Please tell me. 430 00:31:00,738 --> 00:31:01,595 Sonia. 431 00:31:05,851 --> 00:31:07,129 -One more. -Okay. 432 00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:10,690 One more Sonia. 433 00:31:12,821 --> 00:31:13,531 [SMOOCHING] 434 00:31:14,825 --> 00:31:16,330 Yuck! No! 435 00:31:16,586 --> 00:31:19,624 -What are you doing here? -I was doing my exercise. 436 00:31:19,832 --> 00:31:21,832 Obviously, I was bathing in the bathroom. 437 00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:24,846 Take a bath in your bathroom! Where's Sonia? 438 00:31:27,007 --> 00:31:27,436 What? 439 00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:31,838 Sameer... don't be angry. There's no water in his bathroom. 440 00:31:32,487 --> 00:31:33,154 I see! 441 00:31:35,705 --> 00:31:39,296 One building, one water-tank, one connection, 442 00:31:39,797 --> 00:31:42,493 and there's no water in his bathroom? Please explain. 443 00:31:42,607 --> 00:31:46,347 That's because my pipe is choked. 444 00:31:47,998 --> 00:31:50,642 I see. Guess what, Sonia? 445 00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:56,047 Are you going to stand naked before me for the whole day? 446 00:31:56,235 --> 00:32:01,424 I'm leaving! I know, the sight of my physique gives you the creeps. 447 00:32:01,663 --> 00:32:03,255 Feeling insecure, aren't you? 448 00:32:04,103 --> 00:32:05,987 -Bye. -Bye. 449 00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:16,665 Sameer, I made a new friend yesterday. She's such a sweet girl. 450 00:32:17,053 --> 00:32:20,253 Introduce me to her. You introduce them only to Pyare. 451 00:32:20,733 --> 00:32:23,020 -Make me meet a sweetie pie too. -But you've met her already. 452 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:26,063 -I have met her? -Naina. 453 00:32:27,222 --> 00:32:29,061 Naina? The name rings a bell. 454 00:32:29,127 --> 00:32:32,025 -Idiot! Naina, your wife! -Was Naina here? 455 00:32:32,262 --> 00:32:35,502 Naina came! Naina came to meet you! Very good! 456 00:32:35,713 --> 00:32:38,778 I realised after meeting her, the kind of mistakes we make in life. 457 00:32:38,863 --> 00:32:40,543 You did, didn't you? 458 00:32:41,323 --> 00:32:44,884 Did you see what a big mistake I made by marrying Naina! 459 00:32:44,967 --> 00:32:48,700 No, it's my mistake. I'm breaking your home. 460 00:32:49,327 --> 00:32:51,263 I'm a terrible person, right? 461 00:32:52,207 --> 00:32:57,748 Sonia, my marriage was already on the rocks, even before you arrived. 462 00:32:58,622 --> 00:33:00,426 Your arrival has saved my life. 463 00:33:00,624 --> 00:33:05,324 Else, I'd surely have died, attempting suicide again and again like you. 464 00:33:05,349 --> 00:33:08,658 So what about the kids? Sameer, when a marriage breaks, 465 00:33:09,137 --> 00:33:12,564 and a divorce takes place, it takes a terrible toll on the children. 466 00:33:12,647 --> 00:33:14,244 You're right! Absolutely right. 467 00:33:14,571 --> 00:33:17,830 The children's mental balance must not be tampered with! 468 00:33:18,063 --> 00:33:22,549 We'll never tell our children about my previous marriage. 469 00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:23,314 Sameer. 470 00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,640 I'm not talking about the children who're yet to be born. 471 00:33:25,730 --> 00:33:28,046 -What about those who are already there? -What? 472 00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:30,902 You have children?! 473 00:33:31,823 --> 00:33:32,612 She has children. 474 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:35,796 -Not my children. Your children. -My children? 475 00:33:36,503 --> 00:33:39,174 -Where did they spring from? -Sameer, you're too much! 476 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,720 Just because you fought with your wife, are you going to spurn your children too? 477 00:33:43,327 --> 00:33:47,197 -That too, two-two lovely children! -Two? Naina came with the kids! 478 00:33:47,767 --> 00:33:49,878 -Naina came with the kids? -Yes. 479 00:33:50,247 --> 00:33:54,960 -Smart! -Sameer, I want to meet your children. 480 00:33:55,248 --> 00:33:58,424 -I want to shower my love on them. -Their dad's standing right here... 481 00:33:58,742 --> 00:34:01,542 meet their dad, shower your love on their father! 482 00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:05,080 No, I'll have to meet them after the marriage, isn't it? 483 00:34:05,471 --> 00:34:07,391 I will play with them, take them out... 484 00:34:07,663 --> 00:34:10,023 Come to think of it, they'll get love from two Mothers! 485 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:13,228 No need to give them extra love! The love of one Mother... 486 00:34:13,265 --> 00:34:15,813 has spoilt them so much, they don't even recognise their father! 487 00:34:15,883 --> 00:34:18,035 -You're not meeting them! -Really? I'm not meeting them? 488 00:34:18,071 --> 00:34:20,516 -I won't meet? -No! 489 00:34:20,615 --> 00:34:24,436 Sonia...! 490 00:34:28,094 --> 00:34:28,908 Sonia! 491 00:34:32,433 --> 00:34:34,392 Sonia...! 492 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,426 Sonia...! 493 00:34:45,582 --> 00:34:46,199 Sonia! 494 00:34:47,617 --> 00:34:48,739 Where are you? 495 00:34:49,018 --> 00:34:51,059 Hey! What are you doing in here? 496 00:34:51,652 --> 00:34:53,871 I broke in from the window to save her life. 497 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:57,213 Had you used your brains, you could've saved her life too. 498 00:34:58,030 --> 00:35:01,110 -It's only common sense. -What common sense? Nonsense! 499 00:35:01,159 --> 00:35:03,963 What nonsense? You fall in love and I pull the rescuing act? 500 00:35:04,287 --> 00:35:08,607 -Here's your love's parcel. Take over! -Can't you carry her to the couch? 501 00:35:08,927 --> 00:35:10,287 Who is this guy! 502 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:13,021 Sonia! 503 00:35:13,197 --> 00:35:15,823 -The children... -Yes, I'll take you to the children... 504 00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:18,011 provided you give up this childishness! Please! 505 00:35:18,466 --> 00:35:20,200 -Really? -Really. 506 00:35:21,407 --> 00:35:23,244 -I'm happy now! -Are you? 507 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:28,455 There was this King, okay? And he had two queens... 508 00:35:28,507 --> 00:35:31,353 Why does every king have two queens? 509 00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,551 I don't know all that, go to sleep. It's late in the night. Come on. 510 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:34,948 [DOOR BELL] 511 00:35:34,973 --> 00:35:37,693 You have your exams tomorrow. Hurry up and go to sleep. Not a sound, Okay? 512 00:35:37,749 --> 00:35:39,775 -What if we don't sleep? -You'll get a thrashing. 513 00:35:39,859 --> 00:35:40,916 -[DOOR BELL] -I am coming! 514 00:35:45,872 --> 00:35:49,236 -Sir? You? -Sir, sir, sir? 515 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,210 You made me bow my head out of shame today by calling me sir...! 516 00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:55,588 -I? -You hid such a huge thing from me... 517 00:35:55,943 --> 00:35:58,502 that you have two children, that too, without even getting married! 518 00:35:58,609 --> 00:35:59,110 No. 519 00:35:59,201 --> 00:36:01,431 -You're an even bigger liar than me! -That's enough, sir, enough. 520 00:36:01,886 --> 00:36:03,853 They're my sister's children, not mine. 521 00:36:04,686 --> 00:36:06,766 My sister and her husband are getting a divorce, so they stay 522 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:10,582 at the hostel and spend the weekend with me. You're just raving away... 523 00:36:10,608 --> 00:36:12,465 -this is not done! -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 524 00:36:12,687 --> 00:36:15,366 But why did you have to take the two of them to meet Sonia? 525 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,963 She now thinks you're my wife and they both are our children! 526 00:36:18,327 --> 00:36:22,287 That should make you happy! That's very good. It makes your drama even better. 527 00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:24,402 Better? Bullshit! 528 00:36:24,487 --> 00:36:27,748 And bullshit's never any good. It's always bullshit! 529 00:36:27,830 --> 00:36:29,917 And Sonia now wants to meet these two bullshit kids! 530 00:36:30,530 --> 00:36:32,344 -But what will the kids say to Sonia? -Lies. 531 00:36:33,496 --> 00:36:36,852 Lies? No way! These children will not say any lies to anyone. 532 00:36:37,191 --> 00:36:39,896 What effect will it have on their delicate minds? 533 00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:44,178 Have you ever thought what effect it's having on my delicate romance? 534 00:36:44,607 --> 00:36:46,927 -It's just for tomorrow. -Tomorrow? 535 00:36:46,967 --> 00:36:49,730 No way! They got their exams tomorrow! You... how? I mean, how could they? 536 00:36:49,771 --> 00:36:50,266 Naina. 537 00:36:50,551 --> 00:36:53,392 The skies won't fall if they flunk in their exams. I am there. 538 00:36:53,433 --> 00:36:57,461 I'll hire them as compounders. They'll play in the compound. 539 00:36:57,486 --> 00:37:02,486 Auntie, since he's insisting so much, say yes to him. 540 00:37:02,527 --> 00:37:04,726 Else, he just won't let us sleep. 541 00:37:04,774 --> 00:37:08,681 Also, it'd be better if we don't appear for the exams tomorrow. 542 00:37:08,903 --> 00:37:10,737 What have you taught us anyway? 543 00:37:10,779 --> 00:37:11,458 You... 544 00:37:13,487 --> 00:37:17,580 These kids? I think they'll lie through their teeth to Sonia! 545 00:37:17,621 --> 00:37:21,014 Sonia's going to be very happy. Come to me, kids... come to me! 546 00:37:21,122 --> 00:37:23,978 -Go to your room at once! I'm serious! -Yes, we're going, come. 547 00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:28,057 Okay, sir, you'll get these kids, but sir... 548 00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:28,662 Thank you. 549 00:37:28,687 --> 00:37:33,404 -But why am I doing all this? Why? -It's like this, Naina. 550 00:37:33,847 --> 00:37:39,173 There's no answer to every "why" and "how come" in life. 551 00:37:40,627 --> 00:37:42,822 [SHOUTING] 552 00:37:44,416 --> 00:37:47,710 Hi! Here are the kids! Now don't ask to see their kids. 553 00:37:48,407 --> 00:37:51,075 Children, whom do you like more between Mom and Dad? 554 00:37:51,128 --> 00:37:52,880 -Tell her. -Neither of them! 555 00:37:53,383 --> 00:37:53,804 What? 556 00:37:54,509 --> 00:37:57,537 Now let us ask you a question. 557 00:37:58,247 --> 00:38:00,491 From where do children come into this world? 558 00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:02,619 What? 559 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:06,108 Children are God's gifts. An angel descends from the skies, 560 00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:09,056 with the baby wrapped in rose-petals, 561 00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:11,738 gives the baby to the Mother and goes away. 562 00:38:12,011 --> 00:38:14,185 -Hear that? -What? 563 00:38:14,287 --> 00:38:16,733 Auntie doesn't know a thing! 564 00:38:17,407 --> 00:38:21,101 Only you could have such children! I'll fetch something for them to eat. 565 00:38:24,241 --> 00:38:29,835 -How could you say that to her? -Uncle, nice girl you've scored with! 566 00:38:34,839 --> 00:38:36,724 Uncle, he snatched my ice-cream! 567 00:38:36,745 --> 00:38:38,795 You ought to be ashamed to steal another kid's ice-cream! 568 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,674 -Go on, son. -Thank you, Uncle. 569 00:38:41,007 --> 00:38:44,466 Aren't you ashamed to take other people's children out, Uncle? 570 00:38:44,671 --> 00:38:46,823 -Shut up now, will you? -"Uncle"? 571 00:38:47,014 --> 00:38:49,081 Other people's children? What's all this about? 572 00:38:49,647 --> 00:38:53,080 What can I say, Sonia? Their Mother has taught them... 573 00:38:53,324 --> 00:38:55,785 to call me Uncle and call her boyfriend Dad! 574 00:38:56,038 --> 00:38:58,745 -Does Naina even have a boyfriend? -That's why I'm leaving her. 575 00:38:59,297 --> 00:39:02,224 How I've yearned to hear them call me "Dad"! 576 00:39:02,630 --> 00:39:06,380 -Do you know Naina's boyfriend? -No. I don't want to, either. 577 00:39:06,668 --> 00:39:10,076 -But I want to meet him. -But why? What for? 578 00:39:10,493 --> 00:39:14,712 We must see what sort of a man he is, else lives will be ruined. 579 00:39:15,223 --> 00:39:17,499 I'd be so glad to see Naina's life being ruined. 580 00:39:17,575 --> 00:39:20,028 Not Naina's life. The children's lives. 581 00:39:20,167 --> 00:39:23,567 If he turns out to be a nasty man, won't the children's lives suffer? 582 00:39:23,607 --> 00:39:25,250 I got to meet him. 583 00:39:25,567 --> 00:39:27,149 Got to meet him. Got to! 584 00:39:29,857 --> 00:39:31,005 -You first made me your wife, -Right. 585 00:39:31,193 --> 00:39:32,209 -Then the Mother of two children. -Right. 586 00:39:32,234 --> 00:39:35,871 -And now this, aren't you ashamed at all? -Of course, I'm ashamed! 587 00:39:36,068 --> 00:39:40,188 I'm so ashamed, I'm hiding my face and begging you... 588 00:39:40,209 --> 00:39:43,761 just once, just once, if Sonia sees you with a man, 589 00:39:44,068 --> 00:39:46,637 all my problems in life will be solved in a minute! 590 00:39:46,896 --> 00:39:51,040 No, your problem won't be solved. Don't ask me to do it, I can't! 591 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:54,777 Please... for my sake! For your doctor's sake! 592 00:39:55,809 --> 00:39:58,331 I'll never ask you for anything ever again! 593 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,259 -Promise? -Promise. 594 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,819 -But where will we get a guy from? -Do you have a friend or boyfriend? 595 00:40:05,140 --> 00:40:07,599 I have no friend or boyfriend. You'll only have to find one. 596 00:40:07,775 --> 00:40:08,974 -Found him! -Who? 597 00:40:09,161 --> 00:40:12,220 My friend... I have just one friend! 598 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:15,904 -That... -That... Vicky? 599 00:40:15,929 --> 00:40:17,689 No way! I can't... 600 00:40:17,722 --> 00:40:18,833 -God, -Here he comes. 601 00:40:18,858 --> 00:40:20,689 At last my name comes on Madam's lips. 602 00:40:21,373 --> 00:40:23,217 Think of the devil and the devil is here. 603 00:40:23,242 --> 00:40:25,162 -Why, is there a problem? -No problem at all. 604 00:40:25,449 --> 00:40:27,842 You'll have to play Naina's boyfriend for a few days. 605 00:40:28,081 --> 00:40:32,110 -I'm willing to do it for a lifetime! -Acting... he'll only be acting! 606 00:40:32,649 --> 00:40:35,248 I'll get into the skin of the role... and never come out of it! 607 00:40:35,929 --> 00:40:37,830 I'm going out... to wash my hands. 608 00:40:38,177 --> 00:40:40,076 That sort of behaviour is going to affect my performance. 609 00:40:40,117 --> 00:40:42,210 -For my sake... please? -Okay. 610 00:40:50,057 --> 00:40:50,579 [GASPS] 611 00:40:52,832 --> 00:40:55,426 -What am I doing at such a boring place? -But I'm having a ball. 612 00:40:55,565 --> 00:40:57,965 What will you have? Whisky, rum, vodka, gin? 613 00:40:57,990 --> 00:41:01,388 -I don't drink all that. -But I will drink, okay? 614 00:41:01,617 --> 00:41:04,257 Don't cling to me! We're only acting here. Behave yourself! 615 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:07,313 I'm an actor man! Once I get into the skin of the character, then I don't come out! 616 00:41:07,486 --> 00:41:08,846 -Waiter! -Yes sir. 617 00:41:09,837 --> 00:41:13,506 -Get me large vodka with orange juice. -Plain orange juice for me, please. 618 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:14,290 Get out. 619 00:41:19,449 --> 00:41:22,369 -Look! Your wife! -Oh my God! 620 00:41:22,455 --> 00:41:24,514 -That too, with her boyfriend! -Boyfriend? 621 00:41:24,929 --> 00:41:27,130 Wasn't a six-bedroom house big enough? 622 00:41:27,233 --> 00:41:29,993 That she had to flog my reputation in front of the whole world? 623 00:41:30,401 --> 00:41:34,121 Disgraceful woman! You should've at least waited for the divorce to come through! 624 00:41:35,425 --> 00:41:37,985 I can't bear to see all this. Let's go, Sonia. 625 00:41:38,049 --> 00:41:40,665 No! Let's see what they're up to. 626 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:42,986 Must be romancing, what else! 627 00:41:43,321 --> 00:41:46,177 I wish I was dead, before witnessing a day like this! 628 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:55,592 -Vicky, come closer to me, will you? -Don't tell me! 629 00:41:55,837 --> 00:41:56,465 Anytime! 630 00:41:56,649 --> 00:42:00,014 -You're game already? -Stupid... they're here. 631 00:42:03,393 --> 00:42:06,307 -How I hate this! -Now just watch my performance. 632 00:42:07,344 --> 00:42:09,609 Attention everybody! Hello, ladies and gentlemen! 633 00:42:10,041 --> 00:42:14,235 I dedicate this lovely evening to my future wife, Naina! 634 00:42:14,385 --> 00:42:18,235 Therefore, food and beverages are all on the house from me! 635 00:42:19,018 --> 00:42:19,743 Yes. 636 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:22,221 Thank you, thank you What are you doing? 637 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,798 -You are doing too much of over acting! -Was it too much? 638 00:42:24,893 --> 00:42:25,513 Yes. 639 00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:32,924 Vicky, you're buying everybody free liquor, 640 00:42:33,853 --> 00:42:36,936 -do you even have money even for a beer? -Hasn't Sameer given you any money? 641 00:42:36,995 --> 00:42:38,039 -He has. -So give it to me. 642 00:42:38,064 --> 00:42:38,905 I'll give it right now. 643 00:42:40,658 --> 00:42:41,572 What happened? 644 00:42:42,145 --> 00:42:44,525 I am an actor man! Have I no respect at all? 645 00:42:44,961 --> 00:42:49,131 -Look, he's taking money from Naina! -Oh my God! 646 00:42:49,156 --> 00:42:50,543 That too from under the table! 647 00:42:54,654 --> 00:42:55,343 Give it to me! 648 00:42:56,489 --> 00:42:57,198 Thank you. 649 00:42:57,223 --> 00:42:59,957 -What a cheapskate! -My money! 650 00:43:00,806 --> 00:43:05,097 -Why would you give her any money? -We're still married, you see. 651 00:43:05,712 --> 00:43:07,616 She keeps threatening me... 652 00:43:08,049 --> 00:43:11,944 ...that she won't love my children if I don't give her any money! 653 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:18,779 And look at him gulping down large drinks with my little children's money! 654 00:43:19,122 --> 00:43:20,059 Yuck! 655 00:43:29,946 --> 00:43:31,497 Why are you looking at me like that? I'm feeling scared. 656 00:43:32,297 --> 00:43:37,275 You know what? You got two ears and two eyes. 657 00:43:37,426 --> 00:43:39,078 -Everybody does! -Really? 658 00:43:39,313 --> 00:43:41,275 But you also have two noses! 659 00:43:44,416 --> 00:43:45,669 And two glasses! 660 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,019 No wonder I am not getting high! 661 00:43:51,203 --> 00:43:53,240 I drank plain orange-juice and you drank up my vodka! 662 00:44:01,479 --> 00:44:04,279 -What? -This hotel's going round and round! 663 00:44:05,904 --> 00:44:07,179 Hold, hold! 664 00:44:09,224 --> 00:44:12,864 -Not me, idiot! Hold the hotel! -Now how will I hold the hotel? 665 00:44:12,967 --> 00:44:13,767 Right. 666 00:44:14,511 --> 00:44:16,490 -Are they watching? -Yes. 667 00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:20,310 So let me give you a kiss... 668 00:44:20,731 --> 00:44:21,931 No...! 669 00:44:23,630 --> 00:44:25,003 Vicky, Vicky? 670 00:44:25,926 --> 00:44:26,847 Thank you. 671 00:44:27,348 --> 00:44:29,492 -That's my girl... my girlfriend. -Really! 672 00:44:29,517 --> 00:44:31,109 -Hi. -I'll have to go. Leave me. 673 00:44:31,258 --> 00:44:32,133 Thank you. 674 00:44:32,951 --> 00:44:36,148 -What were you up to? -I'll explain it to you in a quiet corner. 675 00:44:41,258 --> 00:44:44,576 What was I doing? She was the one doing everything! 676 00:44:44,815 --> 00:44:48,215 -But who's she? -She is... my film producer. 677 00:44:48,913 --> 00:44:53,864 She's producing my forthcoming film. The title is, "Bodies... and bodies". 678 00:44:54,414 --> 00:44:56,945 -Disgusting! -No, even families can watch it... 679 00:44:57,078 --> 00:44:59,998 separately, that is. Got to do it, you know. 680 00:45:00,503 --> 00:45:03,524 If I make her happy... my life will be made. 681 00:45:04,231 --> 00:45:08,311 I got to go through the grind to make it as a hero. 682 00:45:09,341 --> 00:45:12,158 My shoes are worn out, my lips are being worn out today, 683 00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:13,993 I don't know what else I'm going to wear out. 684 00:45:14,141 --> 00:45:16,593 You understand, don't you? You do understand? 685 00:45:16,634 --> 00:45:18,085 -I love you! -Me too. 686 00:45:18,126 --> 00:45:19,937 I love you! You are mind-blowing! 687 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,046 -I love you! -Me too. 688 00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:24,066 -Bye, bye! -Bye. 689 00:45:26,021 --> 00:45:29,403 Sameer, your wife's boyfriend is romancing with another girl! 690 00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:30,863 This is too much! 691 00:45:32,194 --> 00:45:33,946 -Forget it. -How can we forget it? 692 00:45:34,179 --> 00:45:37,030 What effect will it have if any man becomes your children's step-father? 693 00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:39,146 Come, let's reason with him. 694 00:45:39,193 --> 00:45:44,262 -Doctor! This is my new boyfriend. -Doctor, you're a great guy! 695 00:45:44,735 --> 00:45:47,742 You gave me your wife and also two readymade children! 696 00:45:47,783 --> 00:45:50,263 -No hassles of pregnancy! -Shut up! 697 00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:54,118 You're flirting with another women when my wife is around? 698 00:45:54,243 --> 00:45:55,728 What does my wife lack? 699 00:45:56,711 --> 00:45:58,543 If she lacks nothing, why are you leaving her? 700 00:45:58,841 --> 00:46:02,240 -Yes, answer that! Speak up! -Shut up, you ungrateful man! 701 00:46:02,637 --> 00:46:04,446 I've tended to Naina as if she were a tender rose! 702 00:46:04,502 --> 00:46:07,926 If she as much as sheds a tear after your marriage, 703 00:46:08,163 --> 00:46:09,919 I'll make sure that your nose bleeds like a river! 704 00:46:09,965 --> 00:46:10,755 [GOAT BLEATING SOUND EFFECT] 705 00:46:10,808 --> 00:46:11,435 Nice indeed! 706 00:46:12,044 --> 00:46:13,249 First I have to drive a second-hand car and... 707 00:46:13,274 --> 00:46:14,649 on top of that, even listen to his abuses! 708 00:46:17,127 --> 00:46:19,456 Whom did he call second-hand? Bye! 709 00:46:20,415 --> 00:46:23,446 -Sameer, just leave Naina. -I already have. 710 00:46:23,471 --> 00:46:26,431 -Only the divorce has to come through. -I mean, drop her home. 711 00:46:26,726 --> 00:46:29,006 -He's not a nice guy. -Who'll drop you home then? 712 00:46:29,367 --> 00:46:31,807 I'm absolutely sober and Naina's not in her senses. 713 00:46:32,182 --> 00:46:36,498 Go on. She's still your wife. Go... Go on. 714 00:47:04,406 --> 00:47:06,806 "My veil slips away..." 715 00:47:08,489 --> 00:47:11,329 "My anklets chime..." 716 00:47:12,429 --> 00:47:15,149 "My bangles tinkle..." 717 00:47:16,407 --> 00:47:21,230 "Oh, this restlessness has increased..." 718 00:47:21,317 --> 00:47:31,157 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 719 00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:40,391 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 720 00:47:41,271 --> 00:47:49,271 "Ever since I've met you, something has stirred in my heart." 721 00:47:49,551 --> 00:47:58,991 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 722 00:47:59,735 --> 00:48:08,455 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 723 00:48:25,704 --> 00:48:29,654 "My heart was lonely and I was too..." 724 00:48:29,791 --> 00:48:33,311 "I was a mystery even to myself'." 725 00:48:35,831 --> 00:48:39,791 "I wonder what has come over me..." 726 00:48:39,871 --> 00:48:43,405 "All I feel is a high everywhere." 727 00:48:43,446 --> 00:48:47,310 "You charms are quite something else today." 728 00:48:47,351 --> 00:48:51,311 "You sure are lost to yourself'." 729 00:48:51,430 --> 00:48:55,430 "Your charms are quite something else today." 730 00:48:55,478 --> 00:48:59,358 "You sure are lost to yourself'." 731 00:48:59,511 --> 00:49:03,711 "Oh, this restlessness has increased." 732 00:49:08,469 --> 00:49:13,069 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 733 00:49:14,495 --> 00:49:18,406 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 734 00:49:48,551 --> 00:49:56,391 "What kind of ecstasy has taken over? My heart's in a strange bind." 735 00:49:58,711 --> 00:50:06,231 "I'm going astray, my resolve is beginning to wilt." 736 00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:10,271 "There's craziness in the air." 737 00:50:10,311 --> 00:50:13,991 "We're going astray, our youthfulness is compelling." 738 00:50:14,286 --> 00:50:18,326 "There's craziness in the air." 739 00:50:18,565 --> 00:50:22,631 "we're going astray, our youthfulness is compelling." 740 00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:26,791 "Oh, this restlessness has increased..." 741 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:36,151 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 742 00:50:37,126 --> 00:50:45,206 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 743 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:49,711 "My veil slips away..." 744 00:50:50,749 --> 00:50:53,629 "My anklets chime..." 745 00:50:54,717 --> 00:50:57,117 "My bangles tinkle..." 746 00:50:58,718 --> 00:51:03,878 "Oh, this restlessness has increased..." 747 00:51:07,751 --> 00:51:13,486 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 748 00:51:13,714 --> 00:51:18,914 "I'm indeed bitten by the love-bug." 749 00:51:40,065 --> 00:51:40,406 [GASPS] 750 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:40,966 A gift? 751 00:51:41,655 --> 00:51:43,747 Wow, Sameer! It's a sari (Dress worn by Indian women)! 752 00:51:43,998 --> 00:51:46,115 This is the sari you'll wear when you meet my Mother. 753 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:50,616 -Will it be okay if I wear a bikini? -Will do. 754 00:51:50,831 --> 00:51:53,191 -Provided you wear it inside the sari. -Okay. 755 00:51:57,857 --> 00:51:58,678 Oh! 756 00:51:58,941 --> 00:52:02,839 -So the doctor has finally wooed you! -What do you mean? 757 00:52:04,312 --> 00:52:06,720 I always thought you were a girl with a lot of self-respect. 758 00:52:07,277 --> 00:52:09,919 You thought? I am. You doubt that? 759 00:52:10,103 --> 00:52:14,341 It's not about doubt, it's a question of rights! The doctor is still not divorced. 760 00:52:14,849 --> 00:52:16,615 His wife has a greater right to this sari. 761 00:52:20,021 --> 00:52:22,432 You can keep it, if you wish to, 762 00:52:23,586 --> 00:52:26,743 but wouldn't it be better if you had accepted it after your marriage? 763 00:52:27,373 --> 00:52:30,178 -Think! -'I think he's right.' 764 00:52:31,766 --> 00:52:33,076 -Excuse me, ma'am. -Yes? 765 00:52:33,117 --> 00:52:35,677 There's a parcel for Mrs. Naina Malhotra. 766 00:52:38,083 --> 00:52:39,360 Yes, okay. 767 00:52:59,410 --> 00:53:00,650 "I love you, from Sameer." 768 00:53:09,391 --> 00:53:12,951 -Lie down. -I beg you, I don't want to be cured. 769 00:53:13,064 --> 00:53:16,083 -I can't let you leave without curing you. -What kind of coercion is this! 770 00:53:16,267 --> 00:53:18,206 If God wants me to lead the life of a cripple, 771 00:53:18,231 --> 00:53:20,660 I'll live with it. What's your problem? 772 00:53:20,711 --> 00:53:23,270 The problem is that God wants you to get well. So lie down. 773 00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:26,773 God has His will. You have a will and so do I! 774 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:31,361 I want to limp to death! Try to get the depth of what I'm saying, doctor! 775 00:53:31,624 --> 00:53:35,173 I'm enjoying being a cripple. I'm very happy with myself. 776 00:53:35,991 --> 00:53:39,521 Even if you cure my legs, you're going to do the walking, not me! 777 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:43,271 -You are laughing! -All right, lie down. I'll take an x-ray. 778 00:53:43,296 --> 00:53:46,935 No...! What will you do with an x-ray? Please try to understand, doctor! 779 00:53:47,022 --> 00:53:49,566 What a stubborn doctor! I hope he doesn't chop off my limbs! 780 00:53:54,170 --> 00:53:56,330 -Give me Thapa's file, will you? -What? 781 00:53:56,628 --> 00:53:57,843 Thapa's file. 782 00:54:01,915 --> 00:54:03,488 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 783 00:54:09,265 --> 00:54:12,529 -This is Kumar's file. -Sorry, doctor. 784 00:54:13,697 --> 00:54:15,452 -Sorry. -It's okay. 785 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:18,920 You are so sweet. 786 00:54:19,392 --> 00:54:20,369 Thank you. 787 00:54:44,303 --> 00:54:45,499 -What's this? -What? 788 00:54:46,463 --> 00:54:48,503 -How could it be? -Is there some new disease? 789 00:54:48,807 --> 00:54:52,210 -This is impossible! -What is it? A cancer in my legs? 790 00:54:52,248 --> 00:54:53,790 -Tell me something, will you? -Oh no! 791 00:54:53,815 --> 00:54:56,775 At least tell me how many more days I've got, doctor! 792 00:54:56,871 --> 00:54:58,791 What's happening to me? 793 00:55:00,244 --> 00:55:03,060 My legs are all right, what's he worked up about? 794 00:55:03,631 --> 00:55:04,936 Is this a hospital or a garage? 795 00:55:15,825 --> 00:55:17,202 [PLAYING MUSIC] 796 00:55:17,594 --> 00:55:18,812 To the rich and the famous! 797 00:55:18,976 --> 00:55:21,651 Look. Hello everybody! 798 00:55:26,046 --> 00:55:29,086 Very loud music, you see. That's why no one heard it. Got to change the DJ. 799 00:55:29,111 --> 00:55:31,151 Nevertheless, let's enjoy. Come on. 800 00:55:34,886 --> 00:55:36,486 Excuse me, mister. A photo, please? 801 00:55:36,511 --> 00:55:38,406 No photo... this is my private time! 802 00:55:38,431 --> 00:55:40,633 You know how these guys disturb stars! I don't know from where they come! 803 00:55:40,654 --> 00:55:43,156 Hey hero! We don't to click your photograph. 804 00:55:43,271 --> 00:55:46,082 I want you to click our picture. Click, come on! 805 00:55:47,893 --> 00:55:50,257 -I don't take pictures of animals. Here! -Animals? 806 00:55:50,431 --> 00:55:52,253 Come on, baby! Let's enjoy. 807 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:58,764 He's playing hero with that girl. "I'm not taking the picture". 808 00:55:58,825 --> 00:56:01,146 Pyare is on fire! 809 00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:03,934 -Hey hero... that's my drink. Leave it. -But I ordered it. 810 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:07,191 -To hell with your order! -I placed the order. 811 00:56:07,487 --> 00:56:10,231 -Let go! -May I? 812 00:56:15,741 --> 00:56:17,262 I let go! 813 00:56:17,349 --> 00:56:19,071 [CHUCKLES] 814 00:56:19,966 --> 00:56:22,526 Sorry Uncle, what are you doing? Make him see reason, Auntie! 815 00:56:22,968 --> 00:56:23,484 Auntie. 816 00:56:25,248 --> 00:56:26,776 She looks like an Auntie to you? 817 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,124 Auntie hit Uncle! 818 00:56:32,397 --> 00:56:33,183 [GROANS] 819 00:56:33,211 --> 00:56:34,133 Pyare! 820 00:56:34,509 --> 00:56:37,188 Pyare! What are you waiting for! Go and hit back! 821 00:56:37,347 --> 00:56:40,367 Fighting and me? But I'm a chocolate hero! 822 00:56:40,699 --> 00:56:42,173 -Get up! -Uncle. 823 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:44,084 -Let him go. -Get lost! 824 00:56:47,394 --> 00:56:48,144 Sameer! 825 00:56:48,553 --> 00:56:50,619 I've been saying I'm sorry since a long time, please leave me. 826 00:56:50,662 --> 00:56:52,356 Auntie...! 827 00:56:52,381 --> 00:56:55,532 -Save Pyare! -I will, I will... nice punch. 828 00:56:55,991 --> 00:56:59,981 Tell me something. Why did you give Naina the gift I gave you? 829 00:57:00,415 --> 00:57:04,289 Until you and Naina are divorced, she has a right to everything that's yours. 830 00:57:04,433 --> 00:57:04,966 [THUDDING] 831 00:57:04,991 --> 00:57:08,108 Really? Who keeps giving you such bright ideas? 832 00:57:08,246 --> 00:57:09,399 -Pyare. -Pyare? 833 00:57:09,902 --> 00:57:12,375 -No, not my face! -Why not? 834 00:57:12,447 --> 00:57:14,145 I make a living out of it. I am a struggling actor, that's why. 835 00:57:14,228 --> 00:57:18,800 -So where do I hit you? -Here, here, here... 836 00:57:18,850 --> 00:57:19,964 or even here. 837 00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:22,735 Pyare. 838 00:57:23,871 --> 00:57:26,849 -Save me from this beast, Doctor Uncle! -Save him...! 839 00:57:27,071 --> 00:57:30,271 Hey! Stand there! Why fight with a kid? Let's see if you can fight with Uncle! 840 00:57:30,425 --> 00:57:34,345 -Him? My foot he'll save you! -He called you a coward! Chicken! 841 00:57:34,370 --> 00:57:35,290 [GRUNTING] 842 00:57:44,543 --> 00:57:45,292 No reaction. 843 00:58:19,299 --> 00:58:25,699 "Just chill, chill... just chill." 844 00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:29,728 "Just chill, chill... just chill." 845 00:58:29,768 --> 00:58:36,848 "Let our hearts come together, my love..." 846 00:58:36,951 --> 00:58:43,838 "just chill, chill... just chill." 847 00:58:43,928 --> 00:58:47,408 "Just chill, chill... just chill." 848 00:58:47,448 --> 00:58:54,408 "Sweetheart, let our hearts come together..." 849 00:58:54,448 --> 00:59:04,808 "just chill, chill... just chill." 850 00:59:05,056 --> 00:59:12,016 "I love you ardently too... so come and meet me sometime, will you?" 851 00:59:13,793 --> 00:59:24,313 "Just chill, chill... just chill." 852 00:59:38,456 --> 00:59:41,816 "When dusk sets in..." 853 00:59:41,994 --> 00:59:45,367 "it awakens my desires." 854 00:59:45,506 --> 00:59:47,186 "When dusk sets in..." 855 00:59:47,287 --> 00:59:49,367 "it awakens my desires." 856 00:59:49,462 --> 00:59:53,608 "Yours is the spell that is cast on me... sweetheart." 857 00:59:56,063 --> 00:59:59,297 "Without you, I like nothing." 858 01:00:00,034 --> 01:00:04,022 "I see only your face... everywhere." 859 01:00:06,586 --> 01:00:13,544 "You possess killer charms, my love." 860 01:00:13,585 --> 01:00:24,448 "Just chill, chill... just chill." 861 01:00:52,201 --> 01:00:59,102 "Kiss me, sway with me." 862 01:00:59,293 --> 01:01:02,887 "Kiss me, sway with me." 863 01:01:03,366 --> 01:01:07,215 "There's fun in this mischief'." 864 01:01:09,888 --> 01:01:16,482 "Only those who have fallen in love know..." 865 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,600 "that love is intoxication." 866 01:01:20,361 --> 01:01:27,321 "It's difficult to reason with the heart, my love." 867 01:01:27,487 --> 01:01:37,887 "Just chill, chill... just chill." 868 01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:46,335 "I love you ardently too... so come and meet me sometime, will you?" 869 01:01:46,841 --> 01:01:56,855 "Just chill, chill... just chill." 870 01:01:57,223 --> 01:01:59,188 Drinks on Uncle Doctor, enjoy! 871 01:01:59,294 --> 01:01:59,903 Just chill! 872 01:01:59,988 --> 01:02:01,441 Yeah...! 873 01:02:08,288 --> 01:02:15,187 "Let our hearts get together... sweetheart, come meet me..." 874 01:02:15,368 --> 01:02:17,488 -Good night. -Good night? 875 01:02:18,384 --> 01:02:20,016 As if I'm going to let you off so easily. 876 01:02:20,089 --> 01:02:23,190 It must be dark on the staircase. I'll see you off at the door. 877 01:02:23,253 --> 01:02:25,488 Don't worry, I'm with her. I'll take her in the lift. 878 01:02:26,273 --> 01:02:28,047 I made a mistake by giving you a lift. 879 01:02:28,607 --> 01:02:32,852 Darling... coffee! Treat me to a cup of coffee! 880 01:02:32,877 --> 01:02:36,469 Hello! This happens to be a house, not a cafeteria! 881 01:02:37,488 --> 01:02:43,672 Darling, the next time he's with you, I'm not going out with you anywhere. 882 01:02:44,086 --> 01:02:47,842 In that case, the next time we meet will be when you're divorced. 883 01:02:48,058 --> 01:02:50,957 No coffee, no tea, no me. 884 01:02:51,795 --> 01:02:54,722 That's the Indian girl! She's sent the doctor in a twirl! 885 01:02:54,808 --> 01:02:56,208 -So get going. -Sonia... 886 01:02:57,385 --> 01:02:59,039 Sonia... 887 01:02:59,111 --> 01:03:01,271 -I forgot to tell you something. -What? 888 01:03:01,408 --> 01:03:04,248 I'm divorcing Naina in the court at 10 on Monday morning. 889 01:03:05,905 --> 01:03:10,625 So I'll watch the divorce proceedings with you at the court on Monday! 890 01:03:10,719 --> 01:03:14,884 And later at eleven, I'll have a cup of coffee with you. Okay? 891 01:03:15,536 --> 01:03:16,375 [CHUCKLES] 892 01:03:19,463 --> 01:03:21,492 Run out of gas, haven't you? 893 01:03:27,088 --> 01:03:29,149 You look so happy! What's the problem? 894 01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:31,138 I told Sonia I'm getting divorced in the court... 895 01:03:31,159 --> 01:03:33,188 ...at 10 on Monday. She also wants to attend. 896 01:03:33,248 --> 01:03:35,048 She has called ten times already. 897 01:03:35,134 --> 01:03:36,146 There... that's the eleventh call. 898 01:03:36,171 --> 01:03:36,843 [PHONE RINGING] 899 01:03:37,359 --> 01:03:39,079 -Hello, Sonia. -SONIA: What time? 900 01:03:39,223 --> 01:03:40,693 -9:30. -Monday morning, right? 901 01:03:40,724 --> 01:03:43,771 -Yes, Monday morning. Okay? Bye. -Okay Bye. 902 01:03:45,568 --> 01:03:48,648 -So what! Take her along! -But, what court, which court!? 903 01:03:49,288 --> 01:03:52,351 -Now, is your marriage real or fake? -Fake. 904 01:03:52,428 --> 01:03:54,027 -Your wife's real or fake? -Fake. 905 01:03:54,368 --> 01:03:56,255 -The divorce is real or fake? -Fake. 906 01:03:56,368 --> 01:03:59,569 -So why can't we fake a court? -What rubbish! 907 01:03:59,623 --> 01:04:03,571 -I'm talking about a filmy court! -What a fantastic idea! 908 01:04:05,891 --> 01:04:08,922 Doctor, you weren't keeping too well. Isn't it? 909 01:04:09,604 --> 01:04:11,647 Here's Vicky... with a cure for my disease. 910 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,376 Thank you. 911 01:04:12,495 --> 01:04:15,015 I have a cure for you, too. 912 01:04:15,983 --> 01:04:18,266 As long as the disease is here, a cure's very difficult. 913 01:04:18,928 --> 01:04:22,438 Listen, Naina. For the last time, you must put on an act with me on monday. 914 01:04:22,463 --> 01:04:24,961 -No, doctor. No... -We'll finally be divorced. 915 01:04:25,233 --> 01:04:26,713 -Really? -Really. 916 01:04:27,303 --> 01:04:27,843 -Okay? -Okay. 917 01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:30,711 After that, you and I will get married. Love you. 918 01:04:31,390 --> 01:04:31,878 Hey! 919 01:04:32,293 --> 01:04:35,610 -I'll have to wash my hand again! -Will she take a bath if I embrace her? 920 01:04:36,409 --> 01:04:41,089 What man! Tell your wife how she's supposed to behave with her boyfriend! 921 01:04:43,168 --> 01:04:48,808 Wow Auntie! I can hear the bells ringing! You look solid! 922 01:04:49,088 --> 01:04:51,469 I'm going to the court. Sameer's divorce is coming through today. 923 01:04:52,848 --> 01:04:54,648 -Here comes the spoilsport. -What? 924 01:04:55,168 --> 01:04:56,012 The bone-specialist! 925 01:04:56,312 --> 01:04:59,320 -Sameer! -Hi Sonia! 926 01:05:00,744 --> 01:05:02,266 -Congrats on your divorce. -Thank you...! 927 01:05:02,414 --> 01:05:03,789 -I'm going with you too. -Where to? 928 01:05:03,829 --> 01:05:04,826 -To the court. -What for? 929 01:05:05,399 --> 01:05:08,179 I've seen a lot of weddings in my lifetime! 930 01:05:08,288 --> 01:05:10,927 But I've never seen a divorce! 931 01:05:11,045 --> 01:05:13,058 I have a lot of problems anyway. 932 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:15,927 To make it worse, Mom's arriving from Punjab. 933 01:05:15,968 --> 01:05:21,048 And I can't make up my mind, must I go and receive my Mom at the station 934 01:05:21,099 --> 01:05:24,492 or go to the court and divorce Mrs. Naina Malhotra. 935 01:05:25,528 --> 01:05:27,926 Pyare will receive your Mother! You will, won't you Pyare? 936 01:05:27,947 --> 01:05:29,787 -Anything for you! -Step here, please. 937 01:05:30,304 --> 01:05:30,866 Uncle. 938 01:05:31,085 --> 01:05:32,632 He will. He will. 939 01:05:32,883 --> 01:05:34,437 How am I going to recognise your Mother? 940 01:05:36,676 --> 01:05:38,226 -You want some identification? -Yes. 941 01:05:38,422 --> 01:05:39,727 Now look there... 942 01:05:40,772 --> 01:05:42,009 ...that's her identity! 943 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,377 That must be the doctor's Mom! 944 01:05:54,703 --> 01:05:58,430 A woman travels 30 hours from Punjab to meet her son 945 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:04,203 and you demand to see her ticket? You ask a Mom for a ticket? 946 01:06:04,228 --> 01:06:08,068 -Rascal! What if I were your Mom? -Forgive me, Mother. 947 01:06:08,413 --> 01:06:12,048 I'll never ask a Mother to show me her ticket again. I swear it on my Mom! 948 01:06:12,383 --> 01:06:16,298 -What was that one for? -You won't ask any Mother for her ticket? 949 01:06:17,111 --> 01:06:20,348 Do you own the railways? Here's the ticket, tear it. 950 01:06:20,639 --> 01:06:23,741 -Now where's my Sameer? -I've recognised you! 951 01:06:24,168 --> 01:06:26,753 Sameer's Mom, right? I'm his friend, Pyare. 952 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:30,423 Whoever you are, makes no difference to me! 953 01:06:30,464 --> 01:06:33,219 -Just tell me where my son is! -He can't come today. 954 01:06:33,347 --> 01:06:35,388 He's getting divorced! 955 01:06:35,724 --> 01:06:37,983 -What was that one for? -Before a divorce... 956 01:06:38,008 --> 01:06:40,045 ...there's got to be a marriage. You understand? 957 01:06:40,179 --> 01:06:44,502 -Idiot! You don't even know that much! -But Mom, your son is already married. 958 01:06:44,624 --> 01:06:46,784 -And he's getting divorced today. -God Almighty! 959 01:06:46,913 --> 01:06:50,094 My son got married and he's even getting divorced today... 960 01:06:50,302 --> 01:06:53,533 ...and there I was in Punjab, tending to the family business! 961 01:06:53,688 --> 01:06:57,801 Which court is giving them a divorce? Take me there, will you? 962 01:06:57,822 --> 01:07:01,953 Keep your mouth shut and let's hurry up and reach court before it's too late. 963 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:08,120 Attention you all... 964 01:07:08,552 --> 01:07:17,015 The Emperor of India, Jalal-ud-din Akbar... cometh. 965 01:07:17,132 --> 01:07:20,314 -What's he talking about? -I couldn't find anyone for a small role. 966 01:07:20,839 --> 01:07:22,387 The last movie he did was "Mughal-E-Azam". 967 01:07:22,660 --> 01:07:24,437 Those are the lines he repeats. I'll deduct it from his fee. 968 01:07:24,506 --> 01:07:29,133 I order to let the proceedings of the court, begin. 969 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:36,010 Your honor, the marriage of Sameer and Naina has hit a roadblock. 970 01:07:36,371 --> 01:07:37,173 So let me question her. 971 01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:40,757 -Mrs. Naina. -Yes? 972 01:07:41,664 --> 01:07:45,507 When did you realise that you could no longer live with this scoundrel? 973 01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:47,380 -The very next day of the marriage. -Don't tell me! 974 01:07:47,414 --> 01:07:48,071 Yes. 975 01:07:48,260 --> 01:07:50,524 Then why did you tolerate him for all these years? 976 01:07:51,125 --> 01:07:55,965 What should I say, Your Honor. However bad a government of our country may be, 977 01:07:57,109 --> 01:07:59,323 we have to tolerate it for five years! 978 01:08:03,688 --> 01:08:05,075 Order! Order. 979 01:08:05,138 --> 01:08:07,060 So Mr. Sameer, what problem do you have with her? 980 01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:11,650 Your Honor, what does a man look for in his wife? 981 01:08:12,759 --> 01:08:14,795 He wants her to cook like his Mother in the kitchen... 982 01:08:15,146 --> 01:08:17,898 ...and love him in bed, like his girlfriend. 983 01:08:18,540 --> 01:08:20,965 But her case was just the opposite, sir! 984 01:08:21,811 --> 01:08:25,060 In the kitchen, she loved me like my girlfriend and said... 985 01:08:25,260 --> 01:08:28,150 "Darling, I'm not in the mood to cook today." 986 01:08:28,769 --> 01:08:30,105 "Why don't we order food from outside, please?" 987 01:08:30,660 --> 01:08:33,620 And in the bedroom, she used to scold me like my Mother! 988 01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:37,779 She used to say, "Go to sleep, it's late. You got to leave for work in the morning." 989 01:08:38,002 --> 01:08:42,482 -What sort of a marriage is this, sir? -Amazing! Is this what happened? 990 01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:45,358 Mrs. Naina, say something... anything. 991 01:08:45,691 --> 01:08:46,334 Please. 992 01:08:46,820 --> 01:08:50,020 Because he... he used to chase other girls! 993 01:08:51,197 --> 01:08:55,610 If a girl comes with a cracked finger in his clinic, he reaches for her hand! 994 01:08:56,014 --> 01:08:58,664 And if a girl comes to show him her hand, then... 995 01:08:59,121 --> 01:09:01,856 -Never mind, it's okay. -I won't be able to say it. Disgusting! 996 01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:05,211 -That's not the way he is, sir! -Thank you, Sonia. 997 01:09:06,150 --> 01:09:09,805 When a man has starved for five years in the drought, 998 01:09:10,722 --> 01:09:14,953 won't he go running when he sees a sweets shop? 999 01:09:15,297 --> 01:09:17,063 -You tell me, sir! -Silence! 1000 01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,981 Nobody's going to talk about sweets here. 1001 01:09:20,340 --> 01:09:22,922 I suffer from diabetes. 1002 01:09:23,363 --> 01:09:24,656 I am sorry to hear that, Your Honor. 1003 01:09:27,236 --> 01:09:31,835 Drive slowly, doctor's mom! You want to get me killed? 1004 01:09:31,860 --> 01:09:32,985 Watch out, will you?! 1005 01:09:33,010 --> 01:09:34,749 Hey mom, go slow! Control the vehicle! 1006 01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:41,839 Let me drive in peace, Pyare. 1007 01:09:44,023 --> 01:09:45,302 Mom, don't stand up, please! 1008 01:09:49,677 --> 01:09:55,997 Mr. Sameer, how did you feel when you got to know... 1009 01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:58,803 ...that your wife is having an affair with another man? 1010 01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:03,476 I felt as if someone was enjoying a feast in a five-star hotel... 1011 01:10:03,959 --> 01:10:07,359 -...and I was footing the bill. -No, no, what I mean is... 1012 01:10:07,873 --> 01:10:13,703 ...when did you get to know that she was having an affair with someone else? 1013 01:10:15,580 --> 01:10:19,820 Two years ago, sir. One night, when she was sleeping with me, 1014 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:24,268 she murmured, "Sweetheart, I love your moustache". 1015 01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:27,697 I actually liked what she said. Then I was startled! 1016 01:10:28,079 --> 01:10:29,924 Hell! I don't have a moustache! 1017 01:10:30,204 --> 01:10:34,321 Mr. Sameer, a moustache is the symbol of a true man. 1018 01:10:35,660 --> 01:10:38,180 Is it just a moustache that you don't have... 1019 01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:41,340 -...or aren't you a real male at all? -Objection, Your Honor! 1020 01:10:41,380 --> 01:10:42,620 Objection, Your Honor! 1021 01:10:42,717 --> 01:10:45,037 Sameer is a true male. I know it. 1022 01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:47,447 Sameer is a true male. I know it. 1023 01:10:47,644 --> 01:10:50,882 What's happening here? Everybody's raising objections! 1024 01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:55,340 Watch it, lady! We'll go to heaven, not the court! 1025 01:10:55,365 --> 01:11:00,133 Worry not, son! "I set out in style..." 1026 01:11:00,254 --> 01:11:05,294 "I leave them all behind, round the bend." 1027 01:11:07,084 --> 01:11:10,804 -Just don't be afraid. Don't. -You're going to kill a kid! 1028 01:11:10,829 --> 01:11:16,851 Mrs. Malhotra, if you are divorced, who will the children live with? 1029 01:11:17,090 --> 01:11:19,209 -They'll live with me. -No, Your Honor! 1030 01:11:19,315 --> 01:11:22,076 The children will live with me! They are my life! 1031 01:11:22,133 --> 01:11:24,653 Don't separate my children from me. Your honor, please! 1032 01:11:24,683 --> 01:11:25,696 Have you gone crazy? 1033 01:11:28,402 --> 01:11:30,735 Keep the children with you! By all means! 1034 01:11:31,201 --> 01:11:36,755 I appeal to you to give my children to him. Please, Your Honor! 1035 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:39,742 No, Your Honor! I'm sorry, I became selfish! 1036 01:11:39,952 --> 01:11:43,893 Who else other than a Mother can take good care of the children? 1037 01:11:44,107 --> 01:11:45,239 Let her keep the children. 1038 01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:50,162 Sir, this is no marriage, it's a coalition government... 1039 01:11:50,566 --> 01:11:51,959 ...of so many political parties, it can never last! 1040 01:11:52,372 --> 01:11:58,264 It's like a rotten movie that's going on and on... without getting over! 1041 01:11:58,420 --> 01:12:02,580 It's like a cricket match where there's a downpour after every over! 1042 01:12:02,741 --> 01:12:07,802 It's like a crocked car without brakes, running over people; 1043 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:10,471 -someone might get killed, man! -Please stop it! 1044 01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:13,275 Please... grant them a divorce. 1045 01:12:13,703 --> 01:12:15,801 -Please grant them a divorce. -Please! 1046 01:12:15,830 --> 01:12:17,133 [VEHICLE TYRE SCREECH] 1047 01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:19,723 Out of the way, everybody! She has gone crazy! 1048 01:12:19,748 --> 01:12:22,256 She's going to get me killed! There's the court, 1049 01:12:22,297 --> 01:12:23,557 are you going to drive into it? 1050 01:12:29,673 --> 01:12:30,880 - [THUDDING] - [GLASS BREAKES] 1051 01:12:31,899 --> 01:12:35,539 Doctor Uncle, the real courtroom drama begins now! 1052 01:12:35,915 --> 01:12:38,138 Victory to the doctor's Mother! 1053 01:12:38,507 --> 01:12:40,107 There's going to be no divorce! 1054 01:12:40,321 --> 01:12:42,312 Who's the person that is snatching my Daughter-in-law from me? 1055 01:12:42,356 --> 01:12:44,356 -What are you doing here, Mom? -Mom! 1056 01:12:45,023 --> 01:12:48,673 Shameless boy! You first got married without telling me... 1057 01:12:48,907 --> 01:12:50,867 -...and now you're even getting a divorce! -Excuse me. 1058 01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:53,580 You're posing obstacles in the court's proceedings. 1059 01:12:53,940 --> 01:12:55,208 Just keep your mouth shut! 1060 01:12:55,780 --> 01:13:01,749 I've driven several crows like you away from the millet farms by hitting them! 1061 01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:05,477 -No divorce is going to take place! -What's happening in my court? 1062 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,958 But Mom, the judge has delivered his verdict. 1063 01:13:07,983 --> 01:13:11,485 A Mother's verdict holds more importance than a judge's. 1064 01:13:12,147 --> 01:13:16,503 She? What a good taste, son! 1065 01:13:16,733 --> 01:13:21,413 Your honor, my Daughter-in-law is so pretty! Come my boy. Come. 1066 01:13:24,021 --> 01:13:24,700 Mom! 1067 01:13:27,587 --> 01:13:33,507 The whole of Punjab and Haryana would sway to her smile. 1068 01:13:33,653 --> 01:13:38,213 In this love-story, there can be an interval, 1069 01:13:38,238 --> 01:13:40,928 but "The End" must never come. 1070 01:13:49,299 --> 01:13:50,199 Shall we? 1071 01:14:15,540 --> 01:14:18,420 "Sweetheart..." 1072 01:14:18,460 --> 01:14:20,460 "In our duel of love..." 1073 01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:22,940 "Sweetheart..." 1074 01:14:23,482 --> 01:14:25,939 "In our duel of love..." 1075 01:14:25,997 --> 01:14:30,877 "my bangles broke on my wrist." 1076 01:14:31,015 --> 01:14:35,015 "My bangles broke on my wrist." 1077 01:14:35,986 --> 01:14:40,226 "My bangles broke on my wrist." 1078 01:14:40,620 --> 01:14:43,060 "Sweetheart..." 1079 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:45,580 "In our duel of love..." 1080 01:14:45,660 --> 01:14:48,020 "Sweetheart..." 1081 01:14:48,538 --> 01:14:50,418 "In our duel of love..." 1082 01:14:50,706 --> 01:14:55,900 "I had to stay up in bed all alone." 1083 01:14:56,058 --> 01:14:59,618 "I stayed up in bed all alone." 1084 01:15:01,025 --> 01:15:05,265 "I stayed up in bed all alone." 1085 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:30,699 "Every moment, I desire you. Your charm steals my very being." 1086 01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:33,220 "Oh the color of henna on your palms." 1087 01:15:33,264 --> 01:15:35,867 "And the way you blush." 1088 01:15:36,220 --> 01:15:40,300 "And the way you blush." 1089 01:15:40,740 --> 01:15:43,180 "Yes, I shied away..." 1090 01:15:43,563 --> 01:15:45,523 "...from the duel of love," 1091 01:15:46,108 --> 01:15:50,988 "but the bangles broke on my wrist." 1092 01:15:51,138 --> 01:15:55,378 "My bangles broke on my wrist." 1093 01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:59,934 "My bangles broke on my wrist." 1094 01:16:20,808 --> 01:16:23,315 "Impatience drove me crazy." 1095 01:16:23,356 --> 01:16:25,675 "The moonbeam set my heart racing." 1096 01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:28,060 "It felt like a thunder..." 1097 01:16:28,340 --> 01:16:35,420 "...and I squirmed and writhed through the night." 1098 01:16:35,781 --> 01:16:38,579 "I lost my sleep..." 1099 01:16:38,682 --> 01:16:40,842 "...in the duel of love." 1100 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:46,209 "I stayed up in bed all alone." 1101 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:50,210 "I stayed up in bed all alone." 1102 01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:55,690 "I stayed up in bed all alone." 1103 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:58,699 "Sweetheart..." 1104 01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:00,860 "In our duel of love," 1105 01:17:01,193 --> 01:17:06,179 "I stayed up in bed all alone." 1106 01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:10,020 "I stayed up in bed all alone." 1107 01:17:11,226 --> 01:17:14,706 "I stayed up in bed all alone." 1108 01:17:16,267 --> 01:17:20,827 "My bangles broke on my wrist." 1109 01:17:21,284 --> 01:17:25,484 "My bangles broke on my wrist." 1110 01:17:36,955 --> 01:17:37,721 [SNORING] 1111 01:17:38,620 --> 01:17:40,983 Sameer, what are you doing on the sofa? Get up. 1112 01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:44,601 Mom, I'm sleeping, let me sleep. I'm tired of telling lies. 1113 01:17:45,700 --> 01:17:50,260 Go and relax in your wife's arms, it'll refresh you. Get up 1114 01:17:50,285 --> 01:17:54,365 I've been doing that for five years. I want to rest in your lap tonight. 1115 01:17:54,424 --> 01:17:55,366 Sing a lullaby for me. 1116 01:17:55,387 --> 01:17:58,595 I'll kill myself by going under a truck or something... 1117 01:17:58,616 --> 01:18:01,480 -...if you don't go to my Daughter-in-law. -Mom! 1118 01:18:01,501 --> 01:18:02,160 Stand up, get up! 1119 01:18:02,516 --> 01:18:05,674 And listen! God helps those who help themselves. 1120 01:18:05,946 --> 01:18:09,786 Go inside and get lost! Go and win her over. 1121 01:18:10,013 --> 01:18:10,724 Mom! 1122 01:18:11,722 --> 01:18:14,442 Oh my dear husband! Tell me, what can I do for you? 1123 01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:17,803 Shall I clean your feet and worship you? Or shall I massage your head? 1124 01:18:18,140 --> 01:18:21,723 What all must I do in this bedroom? Tell me, please. 1125 01:18:21,886 --> 01:18:24,867 Naina, I'm sorry but I'm not at fault in this. Mom... 1126 01:18:24,892 --> 01:18:27,172 Look, don't find faults in your Mom. 1127 01:18:27,740 --> 01:18:30,740 It's your mistake. Also mine, in some way. 1128 01:18:31,235 --> 01:18:34,355 Any Mother would do this much for her son's happiness. 1129 01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:37,507 It started as a joke and things have reached a height now. 1130 01:18:38,011 --> 01:18:40,416 Fake wife, fake children, fake marriage, pretended laughter... 1131 01:18:40,441 --> 01:18:42,664 paying respects to your Mother and taking her blessings. 1132 01:18:42,933 --> 01:18:45,173 All those things that a woman dreams to do, 1133 01:18:46,653 --> 01:18:48,421 have become a joke for me. 1134 01:18:50,635 --> 01:18:52,482 I don't understand what I must... 1135 01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,878 Look Naina, I know that... 1136 01:18:58,595 --> 01:19:00,215 to keep Mom and Sonia happy... 1137 01:19:01,172 --> 01:19:02,266 I've hurt you badly. 1138 01:19:03,475 --> 01:19:05,264 However, I never hid anything from you, 1139 01:19:06,011 --> 01:19:07,652 although I used you a lot. 1140 01:19:08,820 --> 01:19:09,585 I'm sorry. 1141 01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:14,140 If you think, you've had enough, and if you want to leave, 1142 01:19:14,980 --> 01:19:15,821 you certainly can. 1143 01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:20,083 You may leave. 1144 01:19:22,334 --> 01:19:23,010 Go. 1145 01:19:37,885 --> 01:19:38,905 [GASPS] 1146 01:19:41,292 --> 01:19:44,241 You are very bad. 1147 01:19:44,361 --> 01:19:46,740 I know. Thank you, Naina. 1148 01:19:46,876 --> 01:19:49,196 Mom, everything is fine! 1149 01:19:50,229 --> 01:19:54,018 Sonia, here are the divorce papers! Naina has signed them. 1150 01:19:54,043 --> 01:19:58,112 I'll get a divorce in 20 days, and we'll marry on the 21st day. 1151 01:20:00,047 --> 01:20:00,546 Pyare? 1152 01:20:01,281 --> 01:20:02,323 Yes, it's me. 1153 01:20:03,098 --> 01:20:06,232 Which nightgown would you prefer for sleeping, Sonia? 1154 01:20:06,726 --> 01:20:08,843 This one? Or this one? 1155 01:20:09,355 --> 01:20:10,506 -This one. -Okay. 1156 01:20:10,531 --> 01:20:13,465 What are you doing here? And what are you doing with Sonia's nighties? 1157 01:20:14,008 --> 01:20:16,166 I'm not wearing them, I'm packing them. 1158 01:20:17,140 --> 01:20:20,660 Pyare is so sweet. See, he's helping me do the packing. 1159 01:20:21,781 --> 01:20:22,510 Packing? 1160 01:20:23,340 --> 01:20:25,034 -Where are you going? -I am going out. 1161 01:20:25,284 --> 01:20:26,873 -For a shoot. -When? 1162 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:30,194 -Tonight. -Tonight? Where? 1163 01:20:31,085 --> 01:20:32,710 -Dubai. -For how many days? 1164 01:20:33,068 --> 01:20:35,663 Only seven days. Want to come along? 1165 01:20:36,876 --> 01:20:40,902 I wish I could! But all the appointments and patients, what can I do! 1166 01:20:42,014 --> 01:20:44,416 Sonia, anything else you'd like for nights? 1167 01:20:44,607 --> 01:20:48,687 -No, that will be all. -Son, I'll pack your things some day. 1168 01:20:49,131 --> 01:20:53,463 And I'll have you mailed to such a place from where you can never return. 1169 01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:56,063 Uncle, why delay then? Do it now. 1170 01:20:56,385 --> 01:20:56,931 Lay off. 1171 01:20:56,956 --> 01:21:00,221 [INDISTINCT] 1172 01:21:00,534 --> 01:21:03,580 Sameer, why do you flare up on Pyare? 1173 01:21:03,806 --> 01:21:06,126 Because I can't flare up on you. That's why! 1174 01:21:06,199 --> 01:21:09,959 -You are going away for a week! -Only a week. 1175 01:21:09,980 --> 01:21:12,140 Not "only a week", it's seven days! 1176 01:21:12,180 --> 01:21:14,710 PYARE: It could even be 8-9-10 days! 1177 01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,640 -Shall I come there? -Sorry, Uncle! 1178 01:21:18,061 --> 01:21:21,581 If he ever falls ill, send him over to me. 1179 01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:23,358 Okay, I'll send him. 1180 01:21:24,740 --> 01:21:27,459 I've packed some cashew nuts too. This health supplement is very necessary. 1181 01:21:27,484 --> 01:21:30,034 Give me the water bottle. Did you pack his undergarments? 1182 01:21:30,059 --> 01:21:32,179 -I've packed them. -Attaboy! Give me that flat bread. 1183 01:21:32,420 --> 01:21:33,940 -Looks like Mom's going to Punjab. -Very good! 1184 01:21:34,639 --> 01:21:37,734 Mom, are you going to Punjab? Please don't go, Mom! 1185 01:21:37,759 --> 01:21:43,050 I'm not going to Punjab. I'm sending you and Naina abroad, for a honeymoon. 1186 01:21:48,217 --> 01:21:52,334 I can't stand Naina till the gate, and you want me to go abroad with her, Mom? 1187 01:21:52,359 --> 01:21:57,459 Son, in a marriage, if the curry of love goes cold... 1188 01:21:57,524 --> 01:22:00,828 then you must season it with romance and freshen it up. 1189 01:22:00,883 --> 01:22:03,108 What are you doing there, dear? 1190 01:22:03,543 --> 01:22:08,823 Go abroad, shower your husband with lots of kisses 1191 01:22:08,848 --> 01:22:10,463 and win him back. 1192 01:22:11,595 --> 01:22:15,755 -But Mom... -No buts. Keep your mouth shut. 1193 01:22:15,780 --> 01:22:17,820 -Here, hold the tickets. -I don't want to go. 1194 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:20,300 I know you will send me on a pilgrimage tour. 1195 01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:23,620 Hey! This is the place where Sonia is going! 1196 01:22:23,948 --> 01:22:27,369 Mom, you are a little late, but you are great! 1197 01:22:27,524 --> 01:22:31,195 I knew it, son, you'd never turn me down. 1198 01:22:32,095 --> 01:22:35,685 Naina, let's go, darling. 1199 01:22:36,982 --> 01:22:38,742 -Thank you, Mom. -You're welcome. 1200 01:22:38,767 --> 01:22:39,601 I'll be back. 1201 01:22:41,167 --> 01:22:44,635 Mom is really amazing. I did a quick packing, you know? 1202 01:22:44,940 --> 01:22:47,296 -By the way, where are we going? -Not "we". 1203 01:22:47,776 --> 01:22:48,604 I'm going alone. 1204 01:22:52,282 --> 01:22:55,197 Oh! You are kidding, aren't you? 1205 01:22:55,686 --> 01:22:56,177 Aren't you? 1206 01:22:58,260 --> 01:23:00,302 But how will you go all alone on a honeymoon? 1207 01:23:00,725 --> 01:23:04,100 Why all alone? Luckily, Sonia is already there. 1208 01:23:07,014 --> 01:23:09,733 I get it. I stay back and you go there. 1209 01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:11,886 -Right. -Okay. Anything else? 1210 01:23:12,164 --> 01:23:17,296 Yes. Don't go out of your house until I return. Else, Mom will see you. 1211 01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:21,065 -Here's your bag. -Anything else? 1212 01:23:22,324 --> 01:23:24,538 You tell me. What should I get you from there? 1213 01:23:26,355 --> 01:23:28,826 A husband, who never lies. 1214 01:23:32,555 --> 01:23:34,527 You'll have to find him for yourself. All right? 1215 01:23:34,583 --> 01:23:35,038 Yeah. 1216 01:23:35,059 --> 01:23:36,000 -Bye. -Bye. 1217 01:23:37,064 --> 01:23:39,351 -Have a good trip. -I will. 1218 01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:41,035 -Bye, See you. -Bye. 1219 01:23:49,681 --> 01:23:50,830 Lucky girl, Sonia. 1220 01:24:07,312 --> 01:24:10,592 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1221 01:24:10,792 --> 01:24:14,092 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1222 01:24:14,241 --> 01:24:17,761 "It will be remembered by the world every moment." 1223 01:24:17,831 --> 01:24:21,151 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1224 01:24:21,316 --> 01:24:24,863 "...will be remembered by the world every moment." 1225 01:24:24,903 --> 01:24:28,183 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1226 01:24:28,368 --> 01:24:31,542 "...will be remembered by the world every moment." 1227 01:24:31,721 --> 01:24:38,703 "Stop! Watch it." 1228 01:24:38,961 --> 01:24:42,363 "This angle has a triangle." 1229 01:24:42,471 --> 01:24:45,831 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1230 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:49,221 "...will be remembered by the world every moment." 1231 01:24:49,509 --> 01:24:52,829 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1232 01:24:53,030 --> 01:24:56,342 "...will be remembered by the world every moment." 1233 01:24:56,383 --> 01:25:03,343 "Stop! Watch it." 1234 01:25:03,542 --> 01:25:06,720 "This angle has a triangle." 1235 01:25:07,087 --> 01:25:10,447 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1236 01:25:10,530 --> 01:25:14,186 "...will be remembered by the world every moment." 1237 01:25:21,107 --> 01:25:24,538 "Come, let's go someplace far away." 1238 01:25:24,662 --> 01:25:28,067 "Everyone is envious of us." 1239 01:25:28,163 --> 01:25:31,678 "Come, let's go someplace far away." 1240 01:25:31,743 --> 01:25:35,127 "Everyone is envious of us." 1241 01:25:35,230 --> 01:25:38,687 "Let's elude every eye." 1242 01:25:38,743 --> 01:25:42,214 "Let's merge into the colour of love." 1243 01:25:42,287 --> 01:25:49,199 "I'll buy you bangles..." 1244 01:25:49,271 --> 01:25:52,750 "Will be remembered by the world every moment." 1245 01:25:52,782 --> 01:25:56,182 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1246 01:25:56,255 --> 01:25:59,609 "...will be remembered by the world every moment." 1247 01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:06,655 "Stay away! Don't jam in." 1248 01:26:06,912 --> 01:26:10,382 "Or, you will be thrashed." 1249 01:26:10,407 --> 01:26:13,704 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1250 01:26:13,799 --> 01:26:17,399 "...will be remembered by the world every moment." 1251 01:26:42,016 --> 01:26:45,535 "There's no doubt in this." 1252 01:26:45,584 --> 01:26:49,023 "Only I have the right to her." 1253 01:26:49,048 --> 01:26:52,088 "There's no doubt in this." 1254 01:26:52,145 --> 01:26:56,063 "Only I have the right to her." 1255 01:26:56,109 --> 01:26:59,468 "Time will tell about..." 1256 01:26:59,636 --> 01:27:03,126 "Who is going to win her heart!" 1257 01:27:03,159 --> 01:27:10,039 "This game of heart is not so simple..." 1258 01:27:10,072 --> 01:27:13,714 "It will be remembered by the world every moment." 1259 01:27:13,746 --> 01:27:17,182 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1260 01:27:17,239 --> 01:27:20,558 "...will be remembered by the world every moment." 1261 01:27:20,584 --> 01:27:27,304 "Stop! Watch it." 1262 01:27:27,757 --> 01:27:31,183 "This angle has a triangle." 1263 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:34,686 "Every angle of our love-story..." 1264 01:27:34,765 --> 01:27:38,260 "...will be remembered by the world every moment." 1265 01:27:38,346 --> 01:27:41,700 "This angle has a triangle." 1266 01:27:41,807 --> 01:27:45,351 "It will be remembered by the world every moment." 1267 01:27:45,388 --> 01:27:48,628 "This angle has a triangle." 1268 01:27:48,812 --> 01:27:52,732 "It will be remembered by the world every moment." 1269 01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:02,202 Out. 1270 01:28:02,906 --> 01:28:03,466 [GRUNTS] 1271 01:28:03,642 --> 01:28:05,899 -What are you doing in Dubai? -Why? Does your father own Dubai? 1272 01:28:05,938 --> 01:28:09,138 -Don't you dare abuse my father! -Why are you guys brawling? 1273 01:28:09,291 --> 01:28:12,424 Pyare is here to help me at the shoot, as a friend. 1274 01:28:12,578 --> 01:28:15,492 Ask your friend to get out since your boyfriend is here now. 1275 01:28:15,773 --> 01:28:17,793 -Please go away. -I won't go. What will you do? 1276 01:28:18,078 --> 01:28:21,898 -Look Pyare, I might even hit you. -Hit me? Try raising a finger at me! 1277 01:28:22,169 --> 01:28:24,060 Look Pyare, I might even kill you if I lose it. 1278 01:28:24,796 --> 01:28:27,823 -Kill? Try touching me with your nail! -Forget it, Sameer. 1279 01:28:27,874 --> 01:28:30,208 -Pyare is quite tough. -Is he? 1280 01:28:31,718 --> 01:28:32,177 Leave it. 1281 01:28:32,202 --> 01:28:34,517 Fine. I think it was my mistake. Let it be. 1282 01:28:34,538 --> 01:28:37,183 Mistake? What mistake? Tell me. 1283 01:28:37,223 --> 01:28:39,710 It was my mistake that I should've thrashed you long ago. 1284 01:28:39,796 --> 01:28:41,811 Pyare, are you all right? 1285 01:28:56,227 --> 01:28:57,515 Pyare, leave it. 1286 01:28:58,698 --> 01:28:59,332 Sameer. 1287 01:29:07,378 --> 01:29:08,550 Stop it. 1288 01:29:10,284 --> 01:29:11,058 Sameer. 1289 01:29:14,717 --> 01:29:15,577 Sameer. 1290 01:29:18,870 --> 01:29:19,784 Uncle. 1291 01:29:26,614 --> 01:29:27,905 Pyare. 1292 01:29:28,460 --> 01:29:30,147 Pyare enough! 1293 01:29:36,167 --> 01:29:37,767 You hit me? 1294 01:29:38,016 --> 01:29:40,216 I made a mistake. Hit me if you want. 1295 01:29:41,655 --> 01:29:44,577 PYARE: Uncle, this is what you call a love-and-hit relationship. 1296 01:29:44,642 --> 01:29:45,627 Pyare. 1297 01:29:46,286 --> 01:29:47,858 [HUMMING] 1298 01:29:56,231 --> 01:29:57,217 -Sonia. -Hi. 1299 01:29:57,250 --> 01:30:00,141 You look so pretty. You were just missing a hat. 1300 01:30:00,166 --> 01:30:02,671 -How sweet! Thank you. -Mention not! 1301 01:30:03,348 --> 01:30:05,702 Pyare, are you trying to flirt with my girlfriend? 1302 01:30:06,258 --> 01:30:09,421 -I wish... I... like this cap... -Sameer! 1303 01:30:10,751 --> 01:30:13,112 -It is Pyare's gift! -I'll smash it... 1304 01:30:13,137 --> 01:30:14,741 ...and throw it in the water with you. 1305 01:30:16,263 --> 01:30:19,717 Sameer, what have you done? I have to wear it for the shoot. 1306 01:30:19,987 --> 01:30:20,704 Get my hat back. 1307 01:30:22,144 --> 01:30:26,362 Forget the hat, and give me a small kiss. 1308 01:30:27,768 --> 01:30:30,230 The one who brings my hat back gets a kiss. 1309 01:30:30,344 --> 01:30:32,367 Excuse me! 1310 01:30:40,199 --> 01:30:42,203 He loves me so much! Look, he instantly jumped. 1311 01:30:43,095 --> 01:30:44,895 That's good. He'll bring the hat. 1312 01:30:45,155 --> 01:30:48,289 -Then he's the one who gets the kiss. -One who gets the hat? 1313 01:30:48,655 --> 01:30:49,765 Pyare, hurry up. 1314 01:30:52,402 --> 01:30:53,210 Jump. 1315 01:30:56,232 --> 01:30:57,272 Sameer, quickly. 1316 01:31:00,649 --> 01:31:02,197 Go, Pyare. 1317 01:31:03,752 --> 01:31:05,307 Go, Sameer. 1318 01:31:25,677 --> 01:31:27,991 -Sonia! -Pyare! Yes! 1319 01:31:28,063 --> 01:31:29,547 My kiss! 1320 01:31:31,069 --> 01:31:33,366 Hey... Sonia! Sonia! 1321 01:31:33,649 --> 01:31:34,618 Who is that? 1322 01:31:36,624 --> 01:31:39,515 -Shorts! Give me my shorts back! -You want kiss, my Sweet boy! 1323 01:31:40,644 --> 01:31:43,495 My shorts! Not fair, Sonia. Me and you... 1324 01:31:54,066 --> 01:31:57,426 -Gopi, you are so slow! Hurry up. -Yes, Mother. 1325 01:31:57,451 --> 01:31:58,719 I was checking out the trousers. 1326 01:32:02,128 --> 01:32:06,186 This one's fine. Gopi, buy a top for yourself. 1327 01:32:06,211 --> 01:32:07,658 These are ladies tops, Mother. 1328 01:32:08,103 --> 01:32:09,823 Mother... isn't that our Daughter-in-law? 1329 01:32:10,239 --> 01:32:12,366 -How can our Daughter-in-law be here? -Wear your glasses and see. 1330 01:32:13,150 --> 01:32:15,116 Where should I go now! 1331 01:32:15,246 --> 01:32:16,128 Daughter-in-law... 1332 01:32:22,445 --> 01:32:24,445 -Did you see properly? -Of course. 1333 01:32:25,763 --> 01:32:27,943 -Are you sure it was our Daughter-in-law? -Dead sure. 1334 01:32:27,968 --> 01:32:30,088 Where did she go, I just don't understand! 1335 01:32:30,969 --> 01:32:31,877 Where is she? 1336 01:32:34,397 --> 01:32:38,303 Gopi, did you see properly? Was she really our Daughter-in-law? 1337 01:32:38,383 --> 01:32:39,623 Yes Mother, it was our Daughter-in-law. 1338 01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:45,069 Gopi, where are you? Take me to my Daughter-in-law's house. 1339 01:32:45,353 --> 01:32:48,522 Yes, Mother. But I don't know where she lives. 1340 01:32:49,598 --> 01:32:52,407 308, Milton Apartments, Juhu Koliwada, Mumbai-49. 1341 01:32:52,975 --> 01:32:53,904 Let's hurry then. 1342 01:32:54,503 --> 01:32:58,646 What's this? All your marks don't even add up to 34 percent. 1343 01:32:59,144 --> 01:33:01,605 That's it! The two of you are going to boarding school. Final. 1344 01:33:01,630 --> 01:33:05,047 No Mom. 1345 01:33:05,143 --> 01:33:06,981 Please Mom, we don't want to go. 1346 01:33:07,984 --> 01:33:10,544 Mom... you? Here? What? 1347 01:33:10,836 --> 01:33:13,530 What's this? You have kids too? 1348 01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:17,413 No Mom, actually... that... this... 1349 01:33:17,519 --> 01:33:20,439 My son's a rascal, and his wife too turned out to be a liar. 1350 01:33:21,271 --> 01:33:24,038 Sameer lied to me and went abroad. 1351 01:33:24,096 --> 01:33:25,663 You too hid away from me. 1352 01:33:26,366 --> 01:33:30,846 That's fine, but the other day I saw you at the shopping mall. 1353 01:33:32,215 --> 01:33:35,108 Where did you hide my sweet grandchildren? 1354 01:33:35,671 --> 01:33:37,671 No Mom, please listen to me... they are... 1355 01:33:37,704 --> 01:33:39,734 No 'but's, keep your mouth shut. 1356 01:33:39,930 --> 01:33:43,835 I was unfortunate, I had two fixed deposits in my account 1357 01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:47,861 and I was desiring the principal. I won't spare Sameer. 1358 01:33:47,967 --> 01:33:51,999 Look at his eyes... hasn't he taken after his grandfather? 1359 01:33:52,024 --> 01:33:55,021 -What? -I'm so happy today. 1360 01:33:55,223 --> 01:33:58,490 So happy that, if I had my way, 1361 01:33:58,783 --> 01:34:02,463 I would have declared a public holiday all over India. 1362 01:34:02,792 --> 01:34:05,655 -Grandma's Day! -She's so funny! 1363 01:34:06,592 --> 01:34:08,592 Thanks for the extra holiday. 1364 01:34:17,136 --> 01:34:20,216 Sameer, get up. 1365 01:34:20,681 --> 01:34:23,080 When will you introduce me to your Mother? 1366 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:26,301 When will you introduce me to your Mother? 1367 01:34:27,272 --> 01:34:29,098 When will you introduce me to your Mother? 1368 01:34:29,267 --> 01:34:30,003 When? 1369 01:34:31,464 --> 01:34:33,229 I will introduce, I will. 1370 01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:36,480 Won't you wait till the plane lands? 1371 01:34:36,563 --> 01:34:39,545 I will introduce you tomorrow. Now sleep, please. 1372 01:34:42,567 --> 01:34:46,111 Now please sleep. 1373 01:34:48,863 --> 01:34:51,033 -Welcome back, son. -It was great fun, Mom. 1374 01:34:51,142 --> 01:34:54,742 -But I missed you a lot. -You came alone? Where's your wife? 1375 01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:57,453 -I dropped her, Mom. -Shut up, shameless chap! 1376 01:34:57,736 --> 01:35:02,135 I sent you with her so that you'd love her and placate her. 1377 01:35:02,192 --> 01:35:04,752 I know, Mom. Well, I can't hide anything from you now. 1378 01:35:04,984 --> 01:35:08,666 You are grown up now. Do you know, Mom? She doesn't know how to love. 1379 01:35:09,024 --> 01:35:11,772 During lovemaking, she's like an ascetic in a trance. 1380 01:35:12,111 --> 01:35:15,783 Eyes shut, breath held... she just doesn't know the art of lovemaking. 1381 01:35:16,032 --> 01:35:18,792 Thank God we don't have kids. Had we any kids... 1382 01:35:19,024 --> 01:35:21,835 Well, how could we have kids, Mom? She has no idea how they come. 1383 01:35:22,536 --> 01:35:24,442 -Look behind you. -Mom... 1384 01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:28,643 like all great men, I have sworn not to look behind. 1385 01:35:28,982 --> 01:35:34,227 People will look at me and say, "Wow Mr. Sameer! New house," 1386 01:35:34,639 --> 01:35:39,915 -"new wife, and so many kids!" -Wonderful. 1387 01:35:39,993 --> 01:35:43,193 -But Mr. Sameer, just look behind. -Really? 1388 01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:51,183 -Hi. -Aged Mother, old house, 1389 01:35:51,375 --> 01:35:54,735 old wife, old children! 1390 01:35:55,105 --> 01:35:58,291 Children, your father is here. Greet him. 1391 01:35:58,329 --> 01:36:00,291 Greetings, Father. 1392 01:36:00,727 --> 01:36:02,447 -Wonderful! -Pathetic! 1393 01:36:02,583 --> 01:36:04,303 -Mr Sameer... -Where's my bed, Mom? 1394 01:36:05,583 --> 01:36:09,183 Mother-in-law, let me live with you, I'll be a nice Daughter-in-law. 1395 01:36:09,697 --> 01:36:12,177 I'll serve you, I'll cook, 1396 01:36:12,768 --> 01:36:14,932 I'll do the dishes, and wash the clothes; 1397 01:36:16,816 --> 01:36:18,696 with Virma detergent. 1398 01:36:18,848 --> 01:36:23,598 Sonia, you are selling detergent here, and my Mom is beating me up there. 1399 01:36:23,623 --> 01:36:25,098 Cut it...! 1400 01:36:25,336 --> 01:36:28,119 -What are you doing here, Sameer? -What's going on here? 1401 01:36:28,144 --> 01:36:30,984 -Who's this? -Sir, I'm very sorry, he's my boyfriend. 1402 01:36:31,064 --> 01:36:34,313 -Doctor Sameer. -Why pick on me, brother? 1403 01:36:34,384 --> 01:36:37,097 What'd you do if I barged into your operation theatre? 1404 01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:39,850 I would have administered a shot on your buttocks by tying you upside down. 1405 01:36:39,928 --> 01:36:43,728 -But what are you doing here, buddy? -I just need 30 seconds, buddy. 1406 01:36:44,103 --> 01:36:46,662 Even I need to make a 30-seconds advertisement. 1407 01:36:46,687 --> 01:36:48,798 But nobody's giving me an opportunity. Like Shekar Kapoor, 1408 01:36:48,823 --> 01:36:50,623 I'll also quit this country and migrate to Los Angeles. 1409 01:36:50,648 --> 01:36:51,888 -Go right now! -Sorry sir... 1410 01:36:51,913 --> 01:36:53,925 Sonia, why aren't you answering my calls since morning? 1411 01:36:54,381 --> 01:36:56,932 Because I want to meet your Mother, not you. 1412 01:36:56,957 --> 01:36:57,717 Meet my Mom? 1413 01:36:57,823 --> 01:37:00,303 -The shot is ready, Madam. -But I'm not ready... 1414 01:37:00,343 --> 01:37:02,442 -...to introduce Sonia to my Mom. -Because of your Mom... 1415 01:37:02,467 --> 01:37:04,947 -...my advertisement is getting...! -Do you have a Mother or a sister? 1416 01:37:05,126 --> 01:37:07,114 What are you doing there. Come here. 1417 01:37:07,169 --> 01:37:11,289 No, Sameer. We will stay away from each other till you divorce Naina. 1418 01:37:12,063 --> 01:37:15,103 -I want to remain spotless. -Wow! Fantastic! 1419 01:37:15,296 --> 01:37:19,369 What a line! "Virma detergent, leaves your clothes spotless". 1420 01:37:19,423 --> 01:37:20,167 -Bloody! -Hell! 1421 01:37:20,192 --> 01:37:21,736 [CAMERA CLICKS] 1422 01:37:21,888 --> 01:37:27,310 I jog away. 1423 01:37:27,511 --> 01:37:30,191 Keeps my hands and legs fit. 1424 01:37:30,352 --> 01:37:34,392 So I jump away. 1425 01:37:34,753 --> 01:37:37,630 Jumping...! 1426 01:37:38,052 --> 01:37:39,812 My breath... my breath... 1427 01:37:39,848 --> 01:37:42,335 I know, you are the Mother-in-law and Ms. Naina is the Daughter-in-law. 1428 01:37:42,500 --> 01:37:45,502 Shut up, ass. The pump... 1429 01:37:45,721 --> 01:37:50,432 -Oh, the pump! -The pump... 1430 01:37:50,572 --> 01:37:55,572 -Here's the pump. -Not this one... my pump. 1431 01:37:55,612 --> 01:37:57,532 -What happened? -She's gasping for breath. 1432 01:37:57,553 --> 01:38:01,033 -She wants a pump. -Here it is. Sit down, Mom. 1433 01:38:01,839 --> 01:38:03,455 [GASPS] Open... 1434 01:38:05,532 --> 01:38:07,653 Again... better? 1435 01:38:08,194 --> 01:38:10,291 Who told you to exercise so much? 1436 01:38:11,452 --> 01:38:14,732 I'll decide your diet from now on. 1437 01:38:15,016 --> 01:38:16,924 I'll prepare your health chart. 1438 01:38:17,377 --> 01:38:21,916 I'll not let you compromise on your health. No way. Okay, Mom? 1439 01:38:22,003 --> 01:38:24,625 Great, Mother. This is what you call the love of a Daughter-in-law. 1440 01:38:25,412 --> 01:38:27,896 -What was that for? -She's not my Daughter-in-law. 1441 01:38:28,092 --> 01:38:32,212 -She is my daughter. -Great, Mother. Awesome. 1442 01:38:34,139 --> 01:38:35,576 I'm so happy. 1443 01:38:38,796 --> 01:38:40,624 -Gopi, give me tea. -Yes. 1444 01:38:41,212 --> 01:38:42,012 Here. 1445 01:38:43,404 --> 01:38:46,951 -My respects, Mother. -You hid such a big thing from me, son. 1446 01:38:47,356 --> 01:38:51,494 -What, Mom? -Your wife Naina is so good. 1447 01:38:51,762 --> 01:38:55,083 -She's disciplined and so mannerly. -I never knew, Mom, 1448 01:38:55,564 --> 01:38:59,072 -that my wife had so many qualities. -Shut up. 1449 01:38:59,443 --> 01:39:04,171 She's a goddess, son. I suffered a bout of asthma. 1450 01:39:04,292 --> 01:39:08,092 She took such great care of me, that I was fine in a jiffy. 1451 01:39:08,523 --> 01:39:11,323 I have prayed to God that... 1452 01:39:11,380 --> 01:39:14,619 I want Naina as my Daughter-in-law in all the lifetimes to come. 1453 01:39:16,172 --> 01:39:18,679 You have opened my eyes today, Mom. 1454 01:39:19,852 --> 01:39:23,372 -I never realised Naina was so nice. -She is, son. 1455 01:39:26,859 --> 01:39:27,328 Naina. 1456 01:39:28,770 --> 01:39:31,363 Naina... Naina! 1457 01:39:31,892 --> 01:39:34,697 What was the need to act nice with my Mom? 1458 01:39:34,892 --> 01:39:36,765 Excuse me! It wasn't an act. 1459 01:39:36,822 --> 01:39:39,542 I'm a nurse first then your fake wife. 1460 01:39:40,141 --> 01:39:42,638 -It's my duty to save a patient's life. -I know. 1461 01:39:42,846 --> 01:39:46,167 But you could've called me. If you keep on serving Mom like this, 1462 01:39:46,207 --> 01:39:50,838 -she will never let us part. -Is it? Then let's tell her everything. 1463 01:39:51,812 --> 01:39:54,812 Don't worry. A Mother forgives every mistake that her son commits. 1464 01:39:54,940 --> 01:39:58,518 My Mom is a 'Mother India' type of mom. She still slaps me. 1465 01:39:58,896 --> 01:40:03,016 -She can even shoot me if the need be. -Then what's the solution? 1466 01:40:03,037 --> 01:40:05,396 Naina, can a horse ever befriend its fodder? 1467 01:40:05,812 --> 01:40:07,588 Can a Daughter-in-law ever love her Mother-in-law? No, right? 1468 01:40:08,746 --> 01:40:12,031 -You called me a horse? -No. I called Mom fodder. 1469 01:40:12,052 --> 01:40:15,572 -Shame on you. You are terrible. -You should also be terrible like me. 1470 01:40:16,172 --> 01:40:17,839 Be a true Indian Daughter-in-law. 1471 01:40:18,332 --> 01:40:21,541 Turn terrible and torch the house, so that Mom runs away. 1472 01:40:22,172 --> 01:40:23,143 Do it! 1473 01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:29,840 KIDS: Come on, grandma. 1474 01:40:29,940 --> 01:40:33,860 -Come on, grandma! -Drive like Superman. Let me show you. 1475 01:40:34,039 --> 01:40:35,485 -Hey son... -[INDISTINCT] 1476 01:40:36,559 --> 01:40:38,049 Gopi, you idiot. 1477 01:40:39,824 --> 01:40:42,172 What are you doing here, Gopi? Get back to the kitchen, now. 1478 01:40:42,892 --> 01:40:45,527 -What are you people doing? -What are you doing, Daughter-in-law? 1479 01:40:45,572 --> 01:40:48,292 Please don't interfere. The kids are not studying because of you. 1480 01:40:48,516 --> 01:40:51,916 Don't worry, dear. We own several trucks. 1481 01:40:52,052 --> 01:40:55,229 -My rich kids will never go hungry. -Why aren't you up yet? 1482 01:40:55,612 --> 01:40:58,141 Come on, pack up, quick. You are going to the hostel. Move it. 1483 01:40:59,652 --> 01:41:02,172 They won't get a good upbringing at the hostel, my dear. 1484 01:41:02,291 --> 01:41:06,811 Oh yes, I forgot. I can see how great the upbringing of your son is. 1485 01:41:07,473 --> 01:41:10,433 What are you talking? I made him a doctor. 1486 01:41:10,692 --> 01:41:12,996 I wish you had made a good human being out of him. 1487 01:41:13,296 --> 01:41:15,416 His bad company will spoil my kids. 1488 01:41:15,772 --> 01:41:19,652 Only God can save us from you and your son. 1489 01:41:20,058 --> 01:41:20,967 Let's go, children. 1490 01:41:22,464 --> 01:41:24,522 What's wrong with her all of a sudden? 1491 01:41:24,929 --> 01:41:25,590 Naina! 1492 01:41:26,316 --> 01:41:28,252 Don't scream. I'm good at it too. 1493 01:41:29,344 --> 01:41:32,947 And I got an identity of my own! Anyway, I'm not a caged bird... 1494 01:41:33,372 --> 01:41:35,428 ...to be kept under watch for 24 hours. 1495 01:41:37,067 --> 01:41:40,827 You are unnecessarily angry, dear. Nobody is keeping you under watch. 1496 01:41:40,852 --> 01:41:45,182 My glasses are broken. Please get it fixed, dear. 1497 01:41:46,524 --> 01:41:50,212 Mother-in-law, this is Mumbai, not your village. 1498 01:41:50,388 --> 01:41:54,534 Fixing things cost money. Besides, can't you see through a broken glass? 1499 01:41:55,441 --> 01:41:57,716 Well Mom, what will you even see? 1500 01:41:58,172 --> 01:42:01,785 The torn up album of your only son's broken marriage! 1501 01:42:03,251 --> 01:42:06,354 I'm so stuck in this place. 1502 01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:07,309 Mother. 1503 01:42:08,516 --> 01:42:11,476 Keep this money, Mom. I can go without slippers... 1504 01:42:11,532 --> 01:42:14,332 -...but you can't go without glasses. -I know. 1505 01:42:14,545 --> 01:42:17,945 In the movie "Baghban", this is exactly what Amitabh went through. 1506 01:42:17,986 --> 01:42:20,459 His daughters-in-law made life miserable for him. 1507 01:42:20,875 --> 01:42:24,475 A man with a height of 6 feet looks cute when he weeps inconsolably. 1508 01:42:24,651 --> 01:42:29,571 But Mom, he's a great personality and a tough human being in reality. 1509 01:42:29,612 --> 01:42:32,132 Forget the height, but even I'm no less in a fight. 1510 01:42:32,231 --> 01:42:36,351 I will endure everything for your sake, but I won't let her go. 1511 01:42:36,372 --> 01:42:38,128 Don't do this, Mom. Don't! 1512 01:42:38,960 --> 01:42:41,280 I'm a goner! 1513 01:42:41,452 --> 01:42:43,772 Sameer is ruined. 1514 01:42:45,258 --> 01:42:48,315 Ms. Naina Kaur, you are just amazing. 1515 01:42:48,443 --> 01:42:50,471 You... You... 1516 01:42:51,188 --> 01:42:53,298 If you script a few more episodes like this, 1517 01:42:53,795 --> 01:42:56,394 Mom will go back to Hoshiarpur, you sit at the clinic... 1518 01:42:56,572 --> 01:42:57,763 ...and I will be... 1519 01:42:58,400 --> 01:42:59,464 in Sonia's arms. 1520 01:43:00,823 --> 01:43:01,427 Sonia. 1521 01:43:01,452 --> 01:43:03,773 But because of this... this... Mom... 1522 01:43:05,315 --> 01:43:08,964 -This won't hurt Mom, right? -You don't know my Mom! 1523 01:43:09,009 --> 01:43:13,135 My Mom is made of MRF tyre. She's tenacious, she's unshakeable. 1524 01:43:16,492 --> 01:43:19,840 Mom! Are you all right? 1525 01:43:21,292 --> 01:43:23,812 Lord, stop playing the flute. 1526 01:43:23,837 --> 01:43:27,986 I'm ruined. What's come over my Daughter-in-law all of a sudden? 1527 01:43:28,572 --> 01:43:32,190 She was fine until yesterday, why has she turned into a serpent? 1528 01:43:32,507 --> 01:43:33,260 [UTENSIL CLANG] 1529 01:43:34,275 --> 01:43:35,385 You call this food? 1530 01:43:35,697 --> 01:43:36,552 I've been noticing that... 1531 01:43:36,627 --> 01:43:38,486 ...you're not concentrating on your work since many days. 1532 01:43:38,532 --> 01:43:41,972 -Get out of my house! -Dear, I've been working in this house... 1533 01:43:41,997 --> 01:43:44,600 ...for so many years. No one has ever said a word to me. 1534 01:43:45,091 --> 01:43:48,411 Even I'll see who comes to works here! 1535 01:43:48,452 --> 01:43:51,307 Sure, go on. I got a replacement for you. 1536 01:43:51,332 --> 01:43:53,893 -Who? -Mom. 1537 01:43:54,495 --> 01:43:56,915 She has become fat by consuming food at her son's house. 1538 01:43:57,021 --> 01:43:58,924 She won't die if she works a bit. 1539 01:43:59,067 --> 01:44:02,107 Besides, we will save some money. So get out of my house. 1540 01:44:02,132 --> 01:44:03,611 But listen... 1541 01:44:03,955 --> 01:44:06,625 Mother, what did you gain by sacking me? 1542 01:44:06,932 --> 01:44:12,797 Oh, how I respected you! And you turned out to be just a maid. God help you! 1543 01:44:14,211 --> 01:44:15,270 Mom. 1544 01:44:16,169 --> 01:44:18,574 Some of my friends are coming over in the afternoon. 1545 01:44:19,068 --> 01:44:21,662 Cook something special, only for... 1546 01:44:22,257 --> 01:44:23,307 -...six people. -Daughter-in-law... 1547 01:44:24,243 --> 01:44:28,069 Please don't refuse. I've heard that your hands work magic. 1548 01:44:28,612 --> 01:44:30,326 Let us try some. 1549 01:44:32,799 --> 01:44:35,707 -Naina, hurry, make it fast. -I'm checking. Wait. 1550 01:44:35,753 --> 01:44:38,073 Look... oh! 1551 01:44:38,732 --> 01:44:41,298 -I lost again. -There you are. 1552 01:44:41,828 --> 01:44:43,188 -May I ask something, Naina? -Go ahead. 1553 01:44:43,276 --> 01:44:46,668 Have you ran out of luck ever since you married Sameer? 1554 01:44:47,131 --> 01:44:50,851 Don't ask! I lost 20,000 to you. I'll give you the rest later. 1555 01:44:50,903 --> 01:44:54,143 -No way. -Excuse me, Naina, no credit in gambling. 1556 01:44:55,002 --> 01:44:57,562 -I want hard cash. -Is that so? 1557 01:44:57,892 --> 01:45:01,834 -So keep my sacred necklace. -What are you doing, my dear? 1558 01:45:01,972 --> 01:45:03,886 Are you gambling with your sacred necklace? 1559 01:45:04,304 --> 01:45:07,265 Oh yes, it's the symbol of a marriage. So what do I do? 1560 01:45:07,475 --> 01:45:10,124 Shall I wager on you? That's a good idea, ladies! 1561 01:45:10,236 --> 01:45:11,862 I wager on her. 1562 01:45:14,898 --> 01:45:17,338 You are wagering a worthless woman, Naina. 1563 01:45:17,532 --> 01:45:21,243 Oh no. She must at least be insured for 2-3 lakhs. 1564 01:45:22,692 --> 01:45:26,135 Hear that? Insured for 2-3 lakhs! 1565 01:45:26,692 --> 01:45:30,139 -Do you also insure your maids here? -Quiet. 1566 01:45:30,501 --> 01:45:35,421 How rude, Dolly! She is my Mother-in-law. 1567 01:45:35,907 --> 01:45:38,709 If she gets angry, who will cook? 1568 01:45:38,772 --> 01:45:40,972 Mother-in-law! My respects. 1569 01:45:41,012 --> 01:45:43,381 -Shut up. -My name is Dolly. 1570 01:45:43,612 --> 01:45:46,097 Try the food, Dolly. 1571 01:45:46,331 --> 01:45:50,771 Naina, is this food worth tasting? It's so oily. 1572 01:45:51,365 --> 01:45:54,459 What is this, Mom? You have put me to shame. 1573 01:45:54,532 --> 01:45:58,349 What's wrong with it? My Father-in-law would lick his fingers. 1574 01:45:58,414 --> 01:46:00,290 No wonder he passed away so early. Poor thing! 1575 01:46:04,212 --> 01:46:05,406 Shut up! 1576 01:46:10,982 --> 01:46:12,202 What on earth?! 1577 01:46:19,732 --> 01:46:21,451 What happened, Mom? 1578 01:46:21,634 --> 01:46:26,234 Hasn't my virtuous wife massaged your feet and put you to sleep yet? 1579 01:46:26,292 --> 01:46:28,920 Feet? She'd even strangle me, son. 1580 01:46:29,115 --> 01:46:32,525 Book a railway ticket and send me home. 1581 01:46:32,812 --> 01:46:35,492 -Send me away, son. -But you said you wanted her... 1582 01:46:35,532 --> 01:46:38,718 ...as your Daughter-in-law for all the lifetimes to come. Don't betray me now. 1583 01:46:38,812 --> 01:46:40,732 I was out of my mind. 1584 01:46:41,452 --> 01:46:44,217 Send me back to Hoshiarpur. 1585 01:46:44,857 --> 01:46:47,303 -I won't stay here. -Mom, do you know what's the problem? 1586 01:46:47,572 --> 01:46:49,975 It's the TV serials. Put on any channel... 1587 01:46:50,252 --> 01:46:52,772 ...and you'll find womenfolk fighting. The poor Mother is always harassed. 1588 01:46:52,812 --> 01:46:55,654 Greetings. Welcome to Sanskar TV. 1589 01:46:55,852 --> 01:46:58,725 Beautiful. Exquisite, Mom. 1590 01:46:58,835 --> 01:47:01,317 Today's subject: Relationship between Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law. 1591 01:47:01,778 --> 01:47:03,865 A Mother-in-law is like a Mother. 1592 01:47:04,533 --> 01:47:07,611 -Great thinking. -Shut up. Let me listen. 1593 01:47:07,674 --> 01:47:11,343 Some daughters-in-law today treat their Mothers-in-law like maidservants. 1594 01:47:11,664 --> 01:47:14,983 That's wrong. A Mother-in-law is like a huge tree... 1595 01:47:15,140 --> 01:47:17,955 ...under whose shadows we find everything. 1596 01:47:18,012 --> 01:47:21,592 Mom, are there any such daughters-in-law in this generation? 1597 01:47:21,772 --> 01:47:26,212 Look, there indeed is! Why don't you marry a girl of her type? 1598 01:47:26,372 --> 01:47:30,691 Mom, forget her type, if you say, I'll marry this one. 1599 01:47:30,732 --> 01:47:33,892 Bless you, son. Go ahead and marry her, son. 1600 01:47:33,928 --> 01:47:36,639 -I will be blessed. -Okay, Mom. 1601 01:47:37,355 --> 01:47:38,316 Sonia. 1602 01:47:39,252 --> 01:47:41,972 My Sonia... where are you? 1603 01:47:42,307 --> 01:47:44,712 Your doctor is here. Sonia. 1604 01:47:44,772 --> 01:47:48,779 Your doctor is in a romantic mood. Where are you, Sonia? 1605 01:47:48,812 --> 01:47:50,707 -[GLASS BREAKES] Help! -PYARE: I'm in love with you. 1606 01:47:50,732 --> 01:47:53,870 And I know that you too love me. So why don't you tell everyone? 1607 01:47:53,892 --> 01:47:56,558 Why don't you tell him? Look, I'm a very bad man. 1608 01:47:56,583 --> 01:47:57,812 -SONIA:Please, let me go! -PYARE: Why don't you understand? 1609 01:47:57,852 --> 01:48:01,862 I'm in love with you. I can't live without you. 1610 01:48:01,887 --> 01:48:03,453 Tell me, you also love me. 1611 01:48:03,478 --> 01:48:06,217 -Please leave me. I don't love you! -Pyare! No! 1612 01:48:06,259 --> 01:48:10,454 -Yes, yes! Yes! -See? You said yes. 1613 01:48:10,502 --> 01:48:12,289 Though you refuse, you do love me. 1614 01:48:12,334 --> 01:48:13,420 -Tell me? -Pyare! 1615 01:48:13,508 --> 01:48:15,584 -Now I can't tolerate anymore... -Pyare... 1616 01:48:18,330 --> 01:48:18,947 Sameer. 1617 01:48:19,212 --> 01:48:23,162 Pyare, I won't spare you! 1618 01:48:23,492 --> 01:48:26,267 We were rehearsing. Pyare has signed a new movie. 1619 01:48:26,292 --> 01:48:32,803 "Sweet Rape". Starring Pyare Mohan as the obsessed lover. 1620 01:48:33,005 --> 01:48:36,311 You could only find my girlfriend to rehearse a rape scene? 1621 01:48:36,445 --> 01:48:41,594 Sonia, when somebody touches you, I become very touchy. 1622 01:48:41,954 --> 01:48:42,648 [GROANS] 1623 01:48:47,010 --> 01:48:49,617 Mr. Thapa, why are you gasping? 1624 01:48:50,012 --> 01:48:53,612 I climbed six storey's without crutches, for your sake. 1625 01:48:53,900 --> 01:48:58,947 -You could've taken the elevator. -One who can climb the Tiger Hills... 1626 01:48:58,972 --> 01:49:03,012 ...without help in the Kargil war, needs no elevator. 1627 01:49:03,052 --> 01:49:05,612 What I expected, and what you turned out to be. 1628 01:49:05,637 --> 01:49:07,357 I? What have I done? 1629 01:49:07,492 --> 01:49:09,703 You roam around with the doctor. 1630 01:49:10,523 --> 01:49:14,483 But you can't stand me and spend a few moments of love with me. 1631 01:49:15,350 --> 01:49:16,211 [THROAT CLEARING] 1632 01:49:16,236 --> 01:49:21,556 I always wished to have a girlfriend like you. 1633 01:49:22,052 --> 01:49:25,440 I too wished for someone's support. Like you supported me. 1634 01:49:26,332 --> 01:49:28,812 I don't expect an entire lifetime with her... 1635 01:49:28,852 --> 01:49:33,612 ...but of course, she should at least spend a few moments of love! 1636 01:49:33,653 --> 01:49:34,854 Mr. Thapa... 1637 01:49:35,705 --> 01:49:37,625 Why didn't you tell me all this before? 1638 01:49:38,572 --> 01:49:40,412 -What? -Never mind. 1639 01:49:40,628 --> 01:49:42,485 -Come home tonight? -Home? Whose? 1640 01:49:42,893 --> 01:49:44,193 The doctor's. 1641 01:49:44,812 --> 01:49:48,852 Don't be afraid. We'll go out. 1642 01:49:50,482 --> 01:49:52,553 Mr. Thapa, stop! 1643 01:49:54,931 --> 01:49:55,705 Go. 1644 01:49:56,781 --> 01:49:59,717 Don't forget, Mr. Thapa. We have a date! 1645 01:50:00,453 --> 01:50:04,373 I've done it! 1646 01:50:05,492 --> 01:50:07,732 Doctor, I'm coming tonight. 1647 01:50:11,608 --> 01:50:13,368 Mr. Thapa, come on. 1648 01:50:13,852 --> 01:50:14,756 Careful! 1649 01:50:16,328 --> 01:50:17,628 Ouch. 1650 01:50:17,892 --> 01:50:18,910 Slowly, slowly. 1651 01:50:20,820 --> 01:50:24,220 Ms. Naina, this is not right. What are you doing? 1652 01:50:24,732 --> 01:50:27,932 You brought a cripple to a discotheque, to dance? 1653 01:50:28,332 --> 01:50:32,107 That's because this is one place where my boss would never come. 1654 01:50:32,132 --> 01:50:34,088 -Boss? Who? -The doctor. 1655 01:50:34,708 --> 01:50:35,827 -Oh, then it's fine. -Right? 1656 01:50:35,852 --> 01:50:36,939 Thank you, old man. 1657 01:50:37,694 --> 01:50:38,639 Baby... 1658 01:50:40,972 --> 01:50:42,324 Thank you, darling. 1659 01:50:43,052 --> 01:50:44,812 -Such a lovely place. -I know. 1660 01:50:45,212 --> 01:50:48,955 You know what's special about here? Nobody will disturb us. 1661 01:50:50,490 --> 01:50:52,890 Vicky, isn't that the doctor's wife? 1662 01:50:56,843 --> 01:50:59,369 -Who's that with her? -Must be her new boyfriend. 1663 01:51:02,259 --> 01:51:03,415 [INDISTINCT] 1664 01:51:03,812 --> 01:51:05,652 Isn't that the doctor? 1665 01:51:07,532 --> 01:51:08,819 Who's the girl with her? 1666 01:51:09,000 --> 01:51:10,547 Must be his new girlfriend or his soon to be wife. 1667 01:51:10,572 --> 01:51:13,302 -Forget it. -And who's that boy? 1668 01:51:13,327 --> 01:51:16,955 Must be the doctor's fiancée's... Concentrate on me! Don't look around. 1669 01:51:17,048 --> 01:51:20,299 -Sameer, there's your wife. -Oh my God! 1670 01:51:20,466 --> 01:51:23,549 Doctor, how many wives do you have? I can see them everywhere. 1671 01:51:23,924 --> 01:51:27,736 Excuse me! Hello! I have only one wife, who is seen around with many of late. 1672 01:51:29,772 --> 01:51:31,548 Ms. Naina, the doctor is here too! 1673 01:51:31,765 --> 01:51:32,533 Oh. 1674 01:51:32,692 --> 01:51:35,327 Don't worry. He's the boss during the day, I'm the boss during the night. 1675 01:51:35,629 --> 01:51:38,533 -Let's dance, Mr. Thapa. -I'll go and freshen up. 1676 01:51:38,706 --> 01:51:41,266 -Just one dance will freshen you up. -You don't understand. 1677 01:51:41,292 --> 01:51:43,172 I need to pee. Hold this. 1678 01:51:47,532 --> 01:51:48,532 Toilet. 1679 01:51:51,578 --> 01:51:52,784 Awesome! 1680 01:51:53,252 --> 01:51:54,971 "Why am I like this?" 1681 01:51:55,132 --> 01:51:56,532 "Why am I like this?" 1682 01:51:56,573 --> 01:51:57,653 Carry on, friend. 1683 01:51:57,812 --> 01:51:58,732 So do I. 1684 01:51:58,791 --> 01:51:59,681 "Why am I like this?" 1685 01:51:59,706 --> 01:52:00,392 [UNZIP] 1686 01:52:01,082 --> 01:52:03,522 "Why am I like this?" 1687 01:52:03,932 --> 01:52:05,852 "It's just the way I am." 1688 01:52:09,661 --> 01:52:10,628 So peaceful! 1689 01:52:12,052 --> 01:52:13,135 Must I wash my hands or not? 1690 01:52:13,162 --> 01:52:15,896 I won't! I will shake hands this way with everyone. 1691 01:52:17,892 --> 01:52:20,462 Love crippled Thapa. 1692 01:52:20,659 --> 01:52:23,139 Else, he'd have danced too. 1693 01:52:23,211 --> 01:52:25,189 Naina, I love you. 1694 01:52:27,212 --> 01:52:28,484 Naina, I'm coming. 1695 01:52:29,610 --> 01:52:30,908 Will you woo my nurse?! 1696 01:52:49,932 --> 01:52:50,782 Back off! 1697 01:52:53,732 --> 01:52:54,684 What are you doing? 1698 01:52:55,433 --> 01:52:57,079 "When I set my eyes..." 1699 01:53:00,092 --> 01:53:02,172 "...upon you." 1700 01:53:05,625 --> 01:53:08,493 "When I set my eyes upon you," 1701 01:53:08,570 --> 01:53:12,010 "my heartstrings strummed, my love." 1702 01:53:12,172 --> 01:53:16,852 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my love." 1703 01:53:17,025 --> 01:53:20,785 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1704 01:53:27,154 --> 01:53:31,194 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1705 01:53:33,932 --> 01:53:38,012 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1706 01:53:41,168 --> 01:53:44,108 "When I set my eyes upon you," 1707 01:53:44,133 --> 01:53:47,653 "my heartstrings strummed, my love." 1708 01:53:47,732 --> 01:53:52,372 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my love." 1709 01:53:52,572 --> 01:53:56,212 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1710 01:53:59,353 --> 01:54:03,093 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1711 01:54:23,532 --> 01:54:26,732 "I don't know how I fell in love." 1712 01:54:26,921 --> 01:54:29,721 "But this wait is just killing me." 1713 01:54:30,295 --> 01:54:31,615 "My love." 1714 01:54:33,692 --> 01:54:34,812 "My love." 1715 01:54:37,091 --> 01:54:40,411 "When our gazes met, I confirmed." 1716 01:54:40,452 --> 01:54:43,372 "My lonely heart found restlessness." 1717 01:54:43,856 --> 01:54:44,951 "My love." 1718 01:54:47,234 --> 01:54:48,434 "My love." 1719 01:54:50,612 --> 01:54:53,435 "You've had a tremendous effect on me." 1720 01:54:53,601 --> 01:54:57,001 "I'm young, and this night is seducing me." 1721 01:54:57,212 --> 01:55:01,972 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my love." 1722 01:55:02,012 --> 01:55:05,612 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1723 01:55:08,797 --> 01:55:12,607 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1724 01:55:15,616 --> 01:55:19,376 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1725 01:55:39,036 --> 01:55:40,916 I'm healed! 1726 01:55:40,964 --> 01:55:43,015 I can dance! 1727 01:55:44,808 --> 01:55:47,692 Ms. Naina, thank you! I'm healed! 1728 01:55:47,772 --> 01:55:50,292 I'm healed! 1729 01:55:50,364 --> 01:55:52,444 I can walk, I can dance. 1730 01:55:53,240 --> 01:55:56,531 "Give in to my passions." 1731 01:55:56,572 --> 01:55:59,612 "Just commit this beautiful sin for once." 1732 01:56:00,092 --> 01:56:01,172 "My love." 1733 01:56:03,452 --> 01:56:04,532 "My love." 1734 01:56:06,883 --> 01:56:10,082 "Live for my love, die for my love." 1735 01:56:10,261 --> 01:56:13,588 "In return, I shall grant you any wish." 1736 01:56:13,629 --> 01:56:14,749 "My love." 1737 01:56:17,012 --> 01:56:18,052 "My love." 1738 01:56:20,412 --> 01:56:23,331 "Sweetheart, you are the destination of my love." 1739 01:56:23,388 --> 01:56:27,028 "I'm drunk on your love." 1740 01:56:27,053 --> 01:56:31,653 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my love..." 1741 01:56:31,812 --> 01:56:35,877 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1742 01:56:37,236 --> 01:56:38,476 Get lost! 1743 01:56:38,573 --> 01:56:41,893 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1744 01:56:45,843 --> 01:56:48,731 "When I set my eyes upon you," 1745 01:56:48,806 --> 01:56:52,387 "my heartstrings strummed, my love." 1746 01:56:52,412 --> 01:56:57,212 "Though I am restless and unheeded, I'm confident now, my love." 1747 01:56:57,252 --> 01:57:00,812 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1748 01:57:04,012 --> 01:57:08,132 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1749 01:57:10,779 --> 01:57:14,139 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1750 01:57:18,452 --> 01:57:23,492 "You are the one for me! You are mine, my love." 1751 01:57:23,896 --> 01:57:26,656 My love, you are mine. 1752 01:57:26,711 --> 01:57:29,602 -Sameer, what happened? -Nothing. Naina is drunk. 1753 01:57:29,892 --> 01:57:32,148 DJ, one more time! 1754 01:57:32,612 --> 01:57:34,910 Uncle, it's twelve! Get lost. 1755 01:57:35,602 --> 01:57:37,794 DJ, one more time! 1756 01:57:41,660 --> 01:57:43,260 -Hi, Naina. -Hi. Good morning. 1757 01:57:43,410 --> 01:57:44,490 Hi, Naina. 1758 01:57:45,404 --> 01:57:47,834 -Good morning, doctor. -Good morning. 1759 01:57:48,540 --> 01:57:50,985 What's this? You have worn last night's dress 1760 01:57:51,124 --> 01:57:53,644 -I didn't have the time to change. -What? 1761 01:57:53,877 --> 01:57:56,080 You didn't go home? Where were you all night? 1762 01:57:56,612 --> 01:58:01,411 All night? Don't ask! I never had such fun in my life. 1763 01:58:01,436 --> 01:58:05,103 I could see that. I saw what fun you had last night. 1764 01:58:05,269 --> 01:58:08,915 That was nothing. The real thing happened after you left... 1765 01:58:08,940 --> 01:58:11,610 -...when the two of us went to the beach. -To the beach? 1766 01:58:12,506 --> 01:58:13,478 -The two of you? -Yes. 1767 01:58:14,203 --> 01:58:16,618 -Two of you, who? -I and Pyare. 1768 01:58:16,983 --> 01:58:18,479 -Pyare? -Pyare Mohan. 1769 01:58:18,683 --> 01:58:19,522 Pyare Mohan! 1770 01:58:20,252 --> 01:58:24,251 You went to the beach with Pyare Mohan? Do you know what sort of a man he is? 1771 01:58:24,915 --> 01:58:28,315 Doctor, not a word against Pyare. He is a very nice and decent man. 1772 01:58:30,265 --> 01:58:33,833 I saw last night how decent and nice he is. 1773 01:58:33,858 --> 01:58:36,658 The way he was glued to you while dancing! 1774 01:58:37,011 --> 01:58:39,439 Doctor, I can smell envy. 1775 01:58:40,821 --> 01:58:43,941 Envious and me? No way. I'm ashamed. 1776 01:58:44,013 --> 01:58:45,962 -Ashamed? -It hurts me to see... 1777 01:58:46,092 --> 01:58:49,869 ...the way you behaved with my girlfriend's 'just' friend! 1778 01:58:49,912 --> 01:58:52,110 When the whole world knows that you are my wife! 1779 01:58:53,035 --> 01:58:53,647 Wife? 1780 01:58:55,524 --> 01:58:56,400 Wife? 1781 01:58:57,809 --> 01:59:00,052 Whose wife? What wife? 1782 01:59:00,748 --> 01:59:04,388 Mrs. Naina Malhotra! You have made a joke out of me. 1783 01:59:05,292 --> 01:59:06,452 A joke. 1784 01:59:09,245 --> 01:59:10,922 I'm not your wife. 1785 01:59:11,695 --> 01:59:13,845 I'm not your wife, doctor. 1786 01:59:14,348 --> 01:59:16,388 I can't fake it anymore. 1787 01:59:17,017 --> 01:59:19,876 I'm tired of it, I can't tolerate it. 1788 01:59:19,907 --> 01:59:23,634 Tolerate? What've I done that you are tolerating me? 1789 01:59:23,692 --> 01:59:27,211 Your filthy girlfriends, filthy friends, pathetic demands... need I say more? 1790 01:59:28,565 --> 01:59:32,662 Have you ever imagined how it hurts me to support your lies? 1791 01:59:33,987 --> 01:59:36,845 No, I can't do this anymore. I want freedom. 1792 01:59:37,410 --> 01:59:40,727 Freedom? Go, you are free. Who do you think you are? 1793 01:59:41,053 --> 01:59:44,814 There are thousands of nurses who will work for me, for lesser pay. 1794 01:59:45,027 --> 01:59:47,314 -Sure, find one or I'll find one for you. -No, thanks! 1795 01:59:47,434 --> 01:59:49,541 I'll find a nurse of my choice. 1796 01:59:50,988 --> 01:59:51,656 All right. 1797 01:59:53,099 --> 01:59:56,142 Here's the drawer that carries the letters of all your girlfriends. 1798 01:59:56,348 --> 01:59:59,743 There's your bank statements, there's the patients' case histories, and... 1799 02:00:00,492 --> 02:00:04,772 ...inside this drawer you will find your girlfriends' shoes, clips, etc. 1800 02:00:04,859 --> 02:00:07,796 If you forget everything, then there's a list inside in this drawer. 1801 02:00:07,837 --> 02:00:08,840 Anything else you want to ask? 1802 02:00:11,412 --> 02:00:12,400 No, nothing. 1803 02:00:13,922 --> 02:00:14,730 Okay, I'm leaving. 1804 02:00:17,758 --> 02:00:18,517 Listen... 1805 02:00:21,199 --> 02:00:21,828 Yes? 1806 02:00:25,012 --> 02:00:26,092 Where's the fish food? 1807 02:00:26,925 --> 02:00:29,868 See, I forgot that. Inside their tummies! 1808 02:00:37,485 --> 02:00:38,259 Pyare. 1809 02:00:41,257 --> 02:00:41,857 Pyare. 1810 02:00:43,643 --> 02:00:45,737 Pyare, get up. Are you still dreaming? 1811 02:00:46,292 --> 02:00:49,939 I've stopped dreaming. My dreams don't come true anyway. 1812 02:00:50,132 --> 02:00:54,446 Forget it. I'm getting married today and you are my best friend. 1813 02:00:54,732 --> 02:00:57,126 Why aren't you ready yet? Come on, get up. 1814 02:00:57,278 --> 02:00:59,438 Sonia, I won't attend your marriage. 1815 02:01:00,341 --> 02:01:01,941 -Why not? -Why should I attend? 1816 02:01:02,244 --> 02:01:04,724 That doctor is marrying for the second time, and I'm not even married once. 1817 02:01:04,869 --> 02:01:07,389 What kind of justice is this? I won't attend anyone's wedding... 1818 02:01:07,430 --> 02:01:09,985 -...unless I myself get married. -Look Pyare... 1819 02:01:10,212 --> 02:01:12,642 if you do that, I'll never meet you henceforth. 1820 02:01:12,732 --> 02:01:14,813 You will not meet me after your marriage, anyway! 1821 02:01:15,435 --> 02:01:17,551 You won't attempt suicide, I won't come to rescue you either. 1822 02:01:17,841 --> 02:01:18,459 Fine. 1823 02:01:22,107 --> 02:01:25,596 -I'll still wait for you. -I'll still wait for you! 1824 02:01:34,747 --> 02:01:37,347 You look exquisite and happy too. 1825 02:01:37,790 --> 02:01:38,369 Naina. 1826 02:01:38,574 --> 02:01:40,054 -Hi. -What are you doing here? 1827 02:01:42,019 --> 02:01:44,985 I'm boarding the evening flight to Canada... and settling there permanently. 1828 02:01:45,930 --> 02:01:49,130 Before leaving, I wanted to tell you something about myself and Sameer. 1829 02:01:51,452 --> 02:01:53,121 I'm not Sameer's wife, Sonia. 1830 02:01:53,635 --> 02:01:54,475 What? 1831 02:01:55,812 --> 02:01:58,384 -Then who is Sameer's wife? -Nobody. 1832 02:01:59,476 --> 02:02:00,981 Sameer isn't married. 1833 02:02:25,930 --> 02:02:30,118 May I ask something? Why are you telling me all this now? 1834 02:02:30,275 --> 02:02:31,535 I'm a nurse, Sonia. 1835 02:02:32,666 --> 02:02:35,454 Be it a wound or a relationship, it must never be left open. 1836 02:02:37,415 --> 02:02:38,303 God bless you. 1837 02:03:09,427 --> 02:03:13,507 From now on, you will share all your wife's joys, sorrows and everything. 1838 02:03:13,532 --> 02:03:15,252 -Right? -Right, Father. 1839 02:03:15,572 --> 02:03:19,412 Mr. Sameer Malhotra, do you accept Ms. Sonia as your wife? 1840 02:03:19,460 --> 02:03:20,792 Of course, Father. 1841 02:03:21,276 --> 02:03:24,723 Ms. Sonia, do you accept Mr. Sameer Malhotra as your husband? 1842 02:03:25,020 --> 02:03:25,751 No, Father. 1843 02:03:27,092 --> 02:03:27,762 What? 1844 02:03:31,268 --> 02:03:33,593 Sonia, I'll be ruined. What are you saying? 1845 02:03:34,292 --> 02:03:37,650 Look Sameer, we are standing in a church, before God. 1846 02:03:38,330 --> 02:03:40,232 At least today you should be telling me the truth. 1847 02:03:41,412 --> 02:03:41,967 What? 1848 02:03:43,163 --> 02:03:47,203 Jesus! What accusation is this? When did I lie to you? 1849 02:03:47,396 --> 02:03:49,703 When did you not lie? First you said, 1850 02:03:49,940 --> 02:03:51,795 you have wife and kids. 1851 02:03:52,252 --> 02:03:53,711 Then you said your wife has a boyfriend. 1852 02:03:54,132 --> 02:03:57,345 You even lied to your Mother. Aren't you ashamed? 1853 02:03:57,372 --> 02:03:59,332 Sounds like this is Naina's doing! 1854 02:03:59,451 --> 02:04:02,531 She just can't digest things. Thank God I drove her out. 1855 02:04:02,572 --> 02:04:05,349 Sameer, why did you tell all those lies? 1856 02:04:06,163 --> 02:04:10,833 To make you belong to me, Sonia. I love you dearly. 1857 02:04:10,860 --> 02:04:14,534 And why did Naina stand by you in your lies, all the while? 1858 02:04:14,860 --> 02:04:15,673 Because she... 1859 02:04:17,891 --> 02:04:21,814 ...considers me her boss. She takes a fat pay packet from me. 1860 02:04:22,492 --> 02:04:26,412 Besides, not every "why" has an answer, Sonia. 1861 02:04:26,452 --> 02:04:30,520 No, Sameer. This particular "why" has an answer. 1862 02:04:30,772 --> 02:04:34,331 Naina stood by you, because she loves you dearly, Sameer. 1863 02:04:34,612 --> 02:04:35,467 Really. 1864 02:04:36,572 --> 02:04:39,853 You must marry the person who loves you. 1865 02:04:40,197 --> 02:04:42,778 Correct. I madly love you. 1866 02:04:43,412 --> 02:04:45,607 Please, marry me. 1867 02:04:46,156 --> 02:04:46,856 Really? 1868 02:04:49,212 --> 02:04:51,876 Suppose, Naina and I were in a sinking boat, 1869 02:04:52,652 --> 02:04:54,079 who would you save? 1870 02:04:56,925 --> 02:04:59,618 -I don't know! -I'll save the boat. 1871 02:05:00,004 --> 02:05:02,681 -The boat! -The boat? 1872 02:05:02,938 --> 02:05:05,818 If he saves the boat, you will be saved, right? 1873 02:05:06,916 --> 02:05:11,165 Stay quiet! Did I say anything? Let the boat sink if it's sinking! 1874 02:05:11,322 --> 02:05:15,966 No, no. If you ask me about medicine, I have all the right answers. 1875 02:05:16,587 --> 02:05:22,467 But this quiz about who will drown, I don't have an answer for that. 1876 02:05:22,915 --> 02:05:25,072 -You really love me, don't you? -Yes. 1877 02:05:25,262 --> 02:05:27,351 -You want to see me happy? -Yes. 1878 02:05:27,779 --> 02:05:31,001 Then ask yourself and tell me honestly, 1879 02:05:32,572 --> 02:05:34,841 are you the right man for me? 1880 02:05:39,328 --> 02:05:40,237 Tell me, Sameer. 1881 02:05:42,732 --> 02:05:45,332 Thank you, Sameer. For the first time today, 1882 02:05:45,427 --> 02:05:47,353 you've spoken the truth without even saying a word. 1883 02:05:48,994 --> 02:05:51,251 Go to the airport and stop Naina. 1884 02:05:51,892 --> 02:05:53,938 Else, you will lose her in this lifetime too. 1885 02:05:54,692 --> 02:05:58,048 Sonia, did you ever imagine what would happen to you without me? 1886 02:05:58,073 --> 02:05:59,645 Whatever happens, it will be good. 1887 02:06:00,635 --> 02:06:03,005 Sonia, I love you dearly. 1888 02:06:03,435 --> 02:06:06,332 Plumber, chauffeur, servant... 1889 02:06:06,475 --> 02:06:08,635 Lover... I'm willing to become everything for you. 1890 02:06:09,332 --> 02:06:10,957 But on just one condition. 1891 02:06:11,212 --> 02:06:14,660 If you ever fall ill and you need a doctor, 1892 02:06:15,410 --> 02:06:17,566 I won't ever take you to him! That's it. 1893 02:06:17,772 --> 02:06:20,439 Everything else is fine. Please marry me. 1894 02:06:21,092 --> 02:06:24,775 But if you ever hurt her, I'll beat you so much that... 1895 02:06:25,412 --> 02:06:27,438 ...no doctor will ever be able to cure you. 1896 02:06:28,235 --> 02:06:30,743 Let's go. Are you waiting to see their honeymoon? Come on. 1897 02:06:31,172 --> 02:06:34,600 Amazing. You refused to marry before, now girls are running away from you. 1898 02:06:34,732 --> 02:06:36,796 That reminds me... you should run. 1899 02:06:36,900 --> 02:06:38,954 Else, Naina will run away from India. Come on. 1900 02:06:39,332 --> 02:06:41,523 Go! Go! 1901 02:06:45,668 --> 02:06:49,268 Don't weep, Sonia. I hate tears. 1902 02:06:50,087 --> 02:06:50,720 Tears. 1903 02:06:51,695 --> 02:06:52,604 Did Father vanish? 1904 02:06:53,772 --> 02:06:56,525 In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit... 1905 02:07:11,195 --> 02:07:12,715 Will you be my wife? 1906 02:07:20,972 --> 02:07:23,012 'But how will you go all alone on a honeymoon?' 1907 02:07:24,252 --> 02:07:26,252 -'You mean, I stay back and you go there?' -'Right.' 1908 02:07:26,955 --> 02:07:29,587 'A husband, who never lies.' 1909 02:07:33,122 --> 02:07:34,514 'You will have to find him yourself.' 1910 02:07:34,707 --> 02:07:36,579 SAMEER: I can't find a better nurse than Naina. 1911 02:07:36,812 --> 02:07:40,857 'She takes care of my clinic, my food, everything; like a good wife.' 1912 02:07:43,229 --> 02:07:45,478 'Whose wife? What wife?' 1913 02:07:46,103 --> 02:07:49,441 'Mrs. Naina Malhotra. You have made a joke out of me.' 1914 02:07:53,234 --> 02:07:54,422 -Hello? -Hello Naina? 1915 02:07:54,732 --> 02:07:56,668 Vicky, what's up? Where are you talking from? 1916 02:07:56,771 --> 02:07:58,691 I'm talking from my mouth! Listen, just get off the plane. 1917 02:07:58,732 --> 02:08:01,209 Get off the plane? What are you saying? 1918 02:08:01,234 --> 02:08:04,651 My sixth sense says there's something wrong with the plane, seriously. 1919 02:08:04,676 --> 02:08:05,436 Get off. 1920 02:08:06,835 --> 02:08:09,675 I can't hear you, I'm inside the plane. Speak loudly. 1921 02:08:09,778 --> 02:08:13,104 Naina, I have an intuition. 1922 02:08:13,444 --> 02:08:15,164 There's something wrong with that plane. 1923 02:08:15,729 --> 02:08:18,406 There's a problem with the left magwheel of that plane. 1924 02:08:18,431 --> 02:08:22,231 Vicky, there you go again! Nothing's wrong with the plane. 1925 02:08:22,252 --> 02:08:24,250 I'm sitting inside the plane. Stop being naughty. 1926 02:08:24,531 --> 02:08:26,531 Hang up. Bye. 1927 02:08:26,572 --> 02:08:27,517 Listen Naina... 1928 02:08:28,468 --> 02:08:30,872 -Was she convinced? -I don't know, buddy. 1929 02:08:31,212 --> 02:08:32,640 -Let's try at the airport. -Come on. 1930 02:08:38,132 --> 02:08:38,665 What? 1931 02:08:40,332 --> 02:08:41,084 What happened? 1932 02:08:41,813 --> 02:08:44,626 -The phone. -Oh this! It's nothing. 1933 02:08:44,659 --> 02:08:45,978 My stupid friend said, 1934 02:08:46,100 --> 02:08:50,728 there's something wrong with the left magwheel of the plane. He's so naughty! 1935 02:08:53,096 --> 02:08:54,956 -Something's wrong? -No, don't be scared. 1936 02:08:55,080 --> 02:08:59,071 He's just joking. Besides, he's always 90 percent wrong. 1937 02:08:59,212 --> 02:09:01,612 But, he can be 10 percent right. 1938 02:09:01,692 --> 02:09:03,726 -Well, anyone can be. -No! 1939 02:09:04,292 --> 02:09:06,572 I'm not flying! No way. 1940 02:09:06,638 --> 02:09:09,002 -You have become serious... -Guys, something's wrong with the plane. 1941 02:09:09,023 --> 02:09:10,995 -I'm leaving, you must come along. -What happened, sir? 1942 02:09:11,032 --> 02:09:12,712 Something's wrong with the left magwheel of the plane. 1943 02:09:12,753 --> 02:09:14,030 Sir, but this plane doesn't have a left magwheel. 1944 02:09:14,051 --> 02:09:14,285 See! 1945 02:09:14,306 --> 02:09:18,329 Gosh! There's no magwheel at all! Come on, folks. 1946 02:09:18,370 --> 02:09:19,949 -Listen to me. -Thank you, Ma'am. 1947 02:09:20,012 --> 02:09:21,720 -Excuse me. Wait. -Hello. 1948 02:09:26,732 --> 02:09:29,220 Goodness! What is this man! 1949 02:09:29,571 --> 02:09:32,171 Another traffic jam in my love-story. 1950 02:09:32,212 --> 02:09:34,470 In Mumbai, should guys woo girls or clear traffic jams! 1951 02:09:38,332 --> 02:09:40,446 Thapa! 1952 02:09:43,428 --> 02:09:44,105 Stop, Thapa! 1953 02:09:44,130 --> 02:09:45,146 [SHOUTING] 1954 02:09:45,348 --> 02:09:48,127 -Thapa, your feet? -Don't touch my legs, doctor. 1955 02:09:48,152 --> 02:09:50,423 My legs are fine, please let me go. 1956 02:09:50,743 --> 02:09:52,131 -Why did you hit me? -I beg of you. 1957 02:09:52,177 --> 02:09:55,107 Naina is leaving Mumbai. She's at the airport. Please take me to the airport. 1958 02:09:55,148 --> 02:09:57,606 Sorry, I got to deliver this pizza in 20 minutes. 1959 02:09:57,732 --> 02:10:00,092 -What's more important? Pizza? Or love? -Pizza. 1960 02:10:00,296 --> 02:10:02,002 Pieces of pizza fill your stomach. 1961 02:10:02,159 --> 02:10:04,651 -And when love is torn apart? -It kills the lover! 1962 02:10:04,692 --> 02:10:05,506 Correct. 1963 02:10:07,317 --> 02:10:11,972 Not another word! I have all the roads of this city mapped. 1964 02:10:12,107 --> 02:10:14,548 -I will drop you there in 20 minutes. -Thank you. 1965 02:10:14,573 --> 02:10:15,773 Come on! 1966 02:10:15,957 --> 02:10:19,131 -We'll reach before Naina leaves! -Back off! 1967 02:10:19,172 --> 02:10:21,492 Hurry up, Thapa, for your scooter's sake. 1968 02:10:22,701 --> 02:10:25,267 "Keep moving. Keep moving." 1969 02:10:25,292 --> 02:10:27,295 Faster! Faster! 1970 02:10:27,332 --> 02:10:29,972 Fast! It's about your scooter's reputation! 1971 02:10:30,052 --> 02:10:32,521 -Come on. -My dear Naina... 1972 02:10:33,037 --> 02:10:34,726 Thapa is helping me! 1973 02:10:34,907 --> 02:10:38,473 Please go. We have checked the aircraft. There's no problem at all. 1974 02:10:38,514 --> 02:10:40,434 -I told you. Come on. Let's go. -No way! 1975 02:10:40,484 --> 02:10:42,974 I'm not flying in this plane. It doesn't have magwheels. 1976 02:10:43,852 --> 02:10:46,027 Look, please don't listen to him. Let's go please. 1977 02:10:46,052 --> 02:10:48,852 Please listen to him. You are responsible for your own lives. 1978 02:10:48,892 --> 02:10:51,555 All the best. Bye, bye. 1979 02:10:52,052 --> 02:10:53,292 What's wrong with him! 1980 02:10:53,691 --> 02:10:54,251 Thank you. 1981 02:11:05,401 --> 02:11:08,080 Naina... 1982 02:11:15,252 --> 02:11:16,096 There she is! 1983 02:11:17,383 --> 02:11:19,960 -Excuse me... -One minute. 1984 02:11:21,132 --> 02:11:21,899 Sir... you? 1985 02:11:23,532 --> 02:11:25,735 Go on, tell her. Am I suppose to say it? 1986 02:11:27,252 --> 02:11:28,063 Go on. 1987 02:11:35,052 --> 02:11:37,510 -Madam please, we can't wait. -One minute. 1988 02:11:38,835 --> 02:11:40,355 I left Sonia, Naina. 1989 02:11:40,892 --> 02:11:43,650 You left Sonia? Or did Sonia leave you? 1990 02:11:43,924 --> 02:11:44,912 One and the same thing. 1991 02:11:47,716 --> 02:11:48,965 Naina... 1992 02:11:51,588 --> 02:11:56,665 Actually Naina, I'm used to your smile, your different ways. 1993 02:11:56,812 --> 02:11:58,066 Madam, we can't wait. 1994 02:11:59,844 --> 02:12:03,650 If you leave, my office, my family, my life... 1995 02:12:04,372 --> 02:12:05,732 ...will be ruined all in one go! 1996 02:12:06,292 --> 02:12:09,298 -Madam, are you coming or not? -Excuse me, please. 1997 02:12:09,724 --> 02:12:10,613 Wait a moment. 1998 02:12:11,805 --> 02:12:14,400 Here's what we do, Naina. I'm not your boss anymore. 1999 02:12:15,220 --> 02:12:17,056 You be my queen and I'll be your slave. 2000 02:12:18,180 --> 02:12:20,245 You hold my bridle. Naina, 2001 02:12:21,692 --> 02:12:25,384 I do lie at times, but these tears are not fake. 2002 02:12:26,892 --> 02:12:32,125 You mustn't torment the one you love. 2003 02:12:33,412 --> 02:12:37,341 You are leaving the house, but I'll be rendered homeless. 2004 02:12:38,474 --> 02:12:40,253 This is not fair, isn't it Naina? 2005 02:12:40,860 --> 02:12:43,204 Madam please, let's go. We can't wait anymore. 2006 02:12:43,284 --> 02:12:45,872 Otherwise you will miss the flight. Let's go. 2007 02:12:46,571 --> 02:12:48,977 Look Naina... I'm falling from the sky. 2008 02:12:49,210 --> 02:12:50,761 -You are my parachute. -Ma'am, please. 2009 02:12:51,572 --> 02:12:53,506 You are the truth and I'm the lies. 2010 02:12:55,463 --> 02:12:58,274 Don't leave me, Naina. I'm perfect for you... 2011 02:12:58,420 --> 02:13:00,387 -...just the way I am. -Ma'am, please! 2012 02:13:00,452 --> 02:13:02,948 I swear Naina, I am perfect for you... 2013 02:13:08,532 --> 02:13:09,965 -She's gone too. -Yeah. 2014 02:13:13,249 --> 02:13:15,207 -Found anyone? -No. 2015 02:13:16,009 --> 02:13:18,978 No one's worth it. Come, let's try elsewhere. 2016 02:13:19,466 --> 02:13:23,446 -Auntie... -Naina! Stop, my dear! 2017 02:13:23,471 --> 02:13:26,837 -Stop, my dear! -Stop, Auntie. 2018 02:13:27,245 --> 02:13:30,423 -Stop! -Stop! 2019 02:13:39,899 --> 02:13:42,351 -Stop, Naina! -Look at them! Crazy people! 2020 02:13:42,692 --> 02:13:43,714 It's your Mother! 2021 02:13:43,839 --> 02:13:45,267 Mom...! 2022 02:13:45,292 --> 02:13:50,259 -Stop, my dear! -Auntie! 2023 02:13:50,284 --> 02:13:51,673 Stop, Auntie. 2024 02:13:51,715 --> 02:13:52,612 Children... 2025 02:13:53,719 --> 02:13:55,921 -Stop, my dear! -Auntie, stop! 2026 02:13:59,540 --> 02:14:01,852 -Stop, dear! -Stop, Auntie. 2027 02:14:01,913 --> 02:14:06,033 -What are you doing here? -Naina, I know everything. 2028 02:14:06,299 --> 02:14:09,939 -You were at the hostel... Mom... -Please don't leave us, Auntie. 2029 02:14:10,004 --> 02:14:10,841 Please, Auntie. 2030 02:14:11,322 --> 02:14:12,808 Where are you going, my dear? 2031 02:14:13,179 --> 02:14:16,581 If you want to leave, fine. But tell me something. 2032 02:14:17,012 --> 02:14:19,245 In this false show of marriage, 2033 02:14:19,626 --> 02:14:24,906 didn't your heart beat even once for Sameer? 2034 02:14:25,812 --> 02:14:27,544 When he scolded you, 2035 02:14:28,029 --> 02:14:30,501 when he admired you, when he touched you, 2036 02:14:30,812 --> 02:14:35,091 didn't your heartstrings strum? Tell me, my child. 2037 02:14:35,116 --> 02:14:37,071 -They did, I know. -You shut up. 2038 02:14:37,096 --> 02:14:38,317 What have I done? 2039 02:14:39,087 --> 02:14:42,298 My child, you faked it all the while when you harassed me. 2040 02:14:42,372 --> 02:14:45,452 But now you are really harassing me and it's killing me. Look dear, 2041 02:14:46,212 --> 02:14:48,943 I have never hit anyone. 2042 02:14:49,315 --> 02:14:52,407 Don't blame me if I hit you now. 2043 02:14:53,046 --> 02:14:53,899 My child... 2044 02:14:54,868 --> 02:14:58,508 Mom, hit me. I've made a huge mistake. 2045 02:14:58,533 --> 02:14:59,955 -Forgive me please. -No, dear. 2046 02:14:59,994 --> 02:15:01,429 -Get up, dear. -I never would have made this mistake. 2047 02:15:01,452 --> 02:15:02,924 It's entirely your son's... 2048 02:15:04,049 --> 02:15:06,728 -Thank you, Naina. -Not thank you, 2049 02:15:07,020 --> 02:15:10,460 -apologise to her. Say sorry! -Sorry, Naina. 2050 02:15:11,118 --> 02:15:13,132 Good boy. 2051 02:15:13,157 --> 02:15:14,674 -Okay Mom, can we go home now? -Let's go. 2052 02:15:14,699 --> 02:15:16,220 -Come on, children. Let's go. -Come. 2053 02:15:18,133 --> 02:15:21,093 -Well, my lord... -Yes? 2054 02:15:21,276 --> 02:15:22,873 -Won't you come home? -Just... 2055 02:15:22,905 --> 02:15:24,756 That's it! No excuses! 2056 02:15:26,532 --> 02:15:28,978 Excuse me... is she boarding the flight or not? 2057 02:15:29,321 --> 02:15:31,408 Why'd she fly when she has found a nice boy to hang out with? 2058 02:15:32,972 --> 02:15:34,825 On second thoughts, can you wait for three more days? 2059 02:15:35,346 --> 02:15:37,512 She'll certainly come back crying... guaranteed! 2060 02:15:40,827 --> 02:15:43,227 I'd rather be a doctor than an actor, man! 2061 02:15:44,514 --> 02:15:45,694 Move! 2062 02:16:04,514 --> 02:16:06,342 My pipe is... blocked! 2063 02:16:12,288 --> 02:16:13,084 What's with you? 2064 02:16:17,803 --> 02:16:18,850 I have driven several crows... 2065 02:16:19,413 --> 02:16:21,163 I love you! 2066 02:16:33,371 --> 02:16:34,378 Why now? 2067 02:16:52,550 --> 02:16:55,082 Auntie, what are you doing? Do want to kill me? 2068 02:17:06,949 --> 02:17:10,285 Why are you catching us? His girlfriend is leaving him and going away! 2069 02:17:10,356 --> 02:17:14,890 Kick it...! 2070 02:17:20,340 --> 02:17:24,628 -It came up to here through my legs. -Careful! 2071 02:17:25,262 --> 02:17:25,910 Wait! 2072 02:17:25,935 --> 02:17:27,944 Illegitimate... 2073 02:17:29,262 --> 02:17:30,939 Let me enter the house... 166002

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