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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:23,422 --> 00:00:24,949 Wait, one... 3 00:00:26,742 --> 00:00:28,743 Wait, two... 4 00:00:31,196 --> 00:00:32,443 Three... 5 00:00:36,362 --> 00:00:39,332 Hey, what's up, everybody? I'm Thurgood Jenkins. 6 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:42,832 You know, it's funny; but, I can trace the entire path of my life 7 00:00:42,885 --> 00:00:45,255 to one childhood memory. 8 00:00:45,732 --> 00:00:47,865 My last clear memory, really. 9 00:00:47,928 --> 00:00:50,040 You see, it was the summer before ninth grade. 10 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:55,764 There was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface and, of course, the loveable Old James. 11 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,099 Oh, hold on. 12 00:00:57,153 --> 00:00:59,879 Wait a minute, Old James... Old James wasn't there. 13 00:01:00,179 --> 00:01:03,212 I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. 14 00:01:03,792 --> 00:01:05,035 Go on! 15 00:01:07,355 --> 00:01:09,408 Why don't you light it up there, brother? 16 00:01:09,461 --> 00:01:11,767 All right. Here goes nothing. 17 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:19,054 I don't remember graduating. 18 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:22,521 And my first sexual experience, I don't remember that either. 19 00:01:22,567 --> 00:01:25,870 But, man, I will never, ever forget 20 00:01:25,944 --> 00:01:30,017 the first time I smoked that sweet, sweet chiba. 21 00:01:30,060 --> 00:01:32,393 - Feel anything? - Yep. 22 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,536 I feel my chest caving in. 23 00:01:34,687 --> 00:01:37,441 - Man, this stuff didn't even work. - Man! 24 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:41,378 Come on, let's just go get some candy and get out of here, B. 25 00:01:55,962 --> 00:01:57,452 You know, I've heard people say 26 00:01:57,505 --> 00:02:00,332 they don't get high the first time they smoke. 27 00:02:00,942 --> 00:02:03,585 Not me. No, not us. 28 00:02:03,702 --> 00:02:06,645 We were really, really high. 29 00:02:06,862 --> 00:02:09,785 We was toe up! 30 00:02:18,369 --> 00:02:20,385 You guys feel different? 31 00:02:20,492 --> 00:02:21,579 A little. 32 00:02:21,649 --> 00:02:23,559 How about you, Scarface? 33 00:02:25,588 --> 00:02:27,605 How you doing, Kenny? 34 00:02:27,745 --> 00:02:29,205 Kenny? 35 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:34,692 I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life. 36 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,685 Do you guys hear that? 37 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:39,532 Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. 38 00:02:40,085 --> 00:02:41,933 Am I going crazy? 39 00:02:41,982 --> 00:02:46,212 We look at that day as the day we met the fifth member of our crew,... 40 00:02:46,272 --> 00:02:47,945 marijuana! 41 00:02:48,548 --> 00:02:50,743 Oh, Lord! We was hooked. 42 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,409 So now we all live together in New York. 43 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:58,240 I myself am a master of the custodial arts. 44 00:02:59,195 --> 00:03:01,992 Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it. 45 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:04,694 Anyway, I work at this lab, 46 00:03:04,786 --> 00:03:06,580 Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical. 47 00:03:06,626 --> 00:03:08,476 They do pharmaceutical testing 48 00:03:08,516 --> 00:03:11,276 for the government and big corporations and... 49 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:14,244 And I am the happiest custodian alive. 50 00:03:14,301 --> 00:03:16,077 ♪ To the water ♪ 51 00:03:17,537 --> 00:03:20,400 This job... sucks. 52 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:25,040 Abba-Zaba... 53 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,440 you're my only friend. 54 00:03:27,527 --> 00:03:29,094 It could be worse. 55 00:03:29,134 --> 00:03:30,813 I could have Scarface's job. 56 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,705 Heifer with cheese. 57 00:03:32,832 --> 00:03:35,165 You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! 58 00:03:35,222 --> 00:03:37,816 Turn around and ask me for Heifer with cheese, yo! 59 00:03:37,888 --> 00:03:41,884 Why you gotta make me feel inferior cos I'm on the grill, B? Damn! 60 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:44,763 Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead. 61 00:03:44,817 --> 00:03:45,917 Sorry. 62 00:03:45,962 --> 00:03:48,874 Kenny is probably doing the best out of all of us. 63 00:03:48,922 --> 00:03:51,641 He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown, 64 00:03:51,682 --> 00:03:55,664 which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all. 65 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,331 Let me tell you, man. 66 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:00,981 That guy does wonders for those children's self-esteem. 67 00:04:01,302 --> 00:04:04,548 - Thank you. - Oh, I love you so much, little one. 68 00:04:05,062 --> 00:04:08,732 All of you. All of you are so good. 69 00:04:09,238 --> 00:04:11,814 Brian works at a new and used record store. 70 00:04:11,861 --> 00:04:14,954 He gets to talk about music all day. 71 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,397 Perfect job for a stoner. 72 00:04:17,562 --> 00:04:22,025 Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? 73 00:04:22,342 --> 00:04:25,952 - I'll give you five. - Uh-uh, he autographed it himself. 74 00:04:27,522 --> 00:04:29,835 All right, I'll give you four. 75 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:33,572 Jan, stop it, man. 76 00:04:34,122 --> 00:04:37,592 As far as herb goes, you can get it all over this town. 77 00:04:37,682 --> 00:04:39,905 I mean, they might call it the city that never sleeps, 78 00:04:39,945 --> 00:04:41,252 but, I'll tell you this: 79 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:44,394 it takes a lot of fucking weed naps. 80 00:04:44,942 --> 00:04:46,421 Free! 81 00:04:46,462 --> 00:04:49,785 You can get the stuff at a little corner stores called "bodegas". 82 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,458 Say it with me. 83 00:04:51,662 --> 00:04:53,512 Bodegas. 84 00:04:53,592 --> 00:04:54,815 Yes, very good. 85 00:04:54,858 --> 00:04:58,692 You can tell these places because they always have incredibly old products. 86 00:04:59,292 --> 00:05:00,698 But, the weed ain't bad. 87 00:05:01,242 --> 00:05:03,685 Let me get four dime bags, huh? 88 00:05:03,765 --> 00:05:07,372 I don't have no idea what you're talking about. 89 00:05:10,522 --> 00:05:12,625 Jose, you're crazy, man. You're crazy. 90 00:05:12,685 --> 00:05:14,612 Come on, man, let me get them dimes. 91 00:05:14,712 --> 00:05:17,435 See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you. 92 00:05:17,522 --> 00:05:19,455 You always have to do something extreme 93 00:05:19,489 --> 00:05:21,335 to let them know that is you when you're cool. 94 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:24,812 Hey, fellas. Y'all know me. Come on, now. Look at this. 95 00:05:24,859 --> 00:05:26,426 Hey, black ass! 96 00:05:27,525 --> 00:05:29,865 Why you didn't moon us earlier, heh? 97 00:05:29,919 --> 00:05:31,458 It's a little degrading. 98 00:05:31,627 --> 00:05:33,627 If you're desperate, you can get it from the Rastas 99 00:05:33,688 --> 00:05:35,121 at Washington Square Park. 100 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,094 But, their stuff ain't even weed most of the time. 101 00:05:38,141 --> 00:05:40,414 I don't fall for that shit any more. 102 00:05:43,262 --> 00:05:46,857 Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson. 103 00:05:46,905 --> 00:05:49,485 Yeah, when you can afford it, this is the best way. 104 00:05:49,538 --> 00:05:52,492 I mean, you can get anything you want, from weed to heroin. 105 00:05:52,562 --> 00:05:55,838 Now, I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. 106 00:05:56,035 --> 00:05:57,105 Coming. 107 00:05:57,162 --> 00:06:00,225 See, all you have to do is call them up, and a half-hour later, 108 00:06:00,252 --> 00:06:02,665 you got a delivery guy at your house. 109 00:06:04,038 --> 00:06:06,008 What a country! 110 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,935 Hi, you called about your plumbing? Something about empty pipes? 111 00:06:10,982 --> 00:06:14,531 Secret code. Come on in. 112 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:20,018 - You want highs, mediums or lows? - How are the highs, man? 113 00:06:20,082 --> 00:06:23,398 I'd say they got kind of a piney taste, almost minty. 114 00:06:23,465 --> 00:06:25,232 - Notice the little red hairs? - Yeah. 115 00:06:25,293 --> 00:06:27,099 - And the rich greenery? - I see those. 116 00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:30,666 It's definitely the highest grade hydroponics in the city. 117 00:06:30,822 --> 00:06:33,792 What, did you go to weed college? Damn, nigger. 118 00:06:33,925 --> 00:06:36,372 All right, give me a 50 bag of that. 119 00:06:38,102 --> 00:06:40,297 - Been a pleasure. - Pleasure's all mine. 120 00:06:40,342 --> 00:06:43,542 - Tell Samson I say hello, would you? - Sure thing. 121 00:06:43,762 --> 00:06:47,174 Everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smoking. 122 00:06:47,242 --> 00:06:49,645 - Dope has arrived, fellas. - And we were no different. 123 00:06:49,705 --> 00:06:52,692 - Break out Billy Bong Thornton. - Yeah! 124 00:06:53,775 --> 00:06:55,235 Whoo! 125 00:06:59,342 --> 00:07:02,958 Billy, good to see you, man! 126 00:07:05,602 --> 00:07:08,179 - Yeah! - All right, light it up. 127 00:07:08,634 --> 00:07:10,431 Shoes off. 128 00:07:13,122 --> 00:07:15,645 Oh. Brian, put yours back on, man. 129 00:07:15,692 --> 00:07:18,432 For real, amigo. Do your sock laundry, yo. 130 00:07:21,235 --> 00:07:22,953 Gentlemen,... 131 00:07:23,622 --> 00:07:26,032 assume your positions. 132 00:07:27,418 --> 00:07:28,918 At last. 133 00:07:32,481 --> 00:07:34,425 Fire in the hole. 134 00:07:50,502 --> 00:07:53,765 - Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo? - Not me. 135 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:56,131 I guess that'd be me. 136 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:00,712 What do you guys want? 137 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:03,474 - Get some... - Oh! 138 00:08:03,562 --> 00:08:08,838 sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man. 139 00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:14,138 Some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice-cream bars. 140 00:08:14,192 --> 00:08:16,155 A whole lot of them. Make sure it's chocolate. 141 00:08:16,202 --> 00:08:17,715 Gotta have chocolate, man. 142 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:20,678 Some popcorn, bread popcorn. Graham crackers. 143 00:08:20,738 --> 00:08:23,672 Graham crackers with the marshmallows, little marshmallows, little chocolate bars. 144 00:08:23,705 --> 00:08:25,178 We'll make smores, man! 145 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,721 Yeah, that's what I was saying, yo! 146 00:08:28,282 --> 00:08:32,685 Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch, with the little crunch berries. 147 00:08:32,742 --> 00:08:37,452 Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. Everything on 'em. 148 00:08:37,502 --> 00:08:39,931 With water, a whole lot of water. 149 00:08:39,964 --> 00:08:41,704 And... 150 00:08:42,858 --> 00:08:44,472 Funyuns. 151 00:08:44,602 --> 00:08:46,298 Yeah. 152 00:08:47,382 --> 00:08:49,925 - That's it? - Yeah. 153 00:08:49,978 --> 00:08:51,774 Anyone want anything else? 154 00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:54,601 Oh, yeah. Get me a box of condoms 155 00:08:54,654 --> 00:08:57,190 and um... what's that stuff? 156 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,570 We used to eat it all the time back in the day. 157 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,238 Pussy! That's right. 158 00:09:01,302 --> 00:09:04,258 - You got it. - Thanks, man. 159 00:09:04,422 --> 00:09:05,945 And, hey... 160 00:09:06,162 --> 00:09:08,605 If I'm not back in ten minutes,... 161 00:09:09,432 --> 00:09:11,432 call the police. 162 00:09:18,042 --> 00:09:21,690 If he ain't back in ten minutes, we callin' Domino's! 163 00:09:22,884 --> 00:09:25,511 - I'm hungry, man. - All right, yo. 164 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:39,819 Hey, girl! You hungry? 165 00:09:39,888 --> 00:09:41,806 Fuck you, nigger! 166 00:09:42,325 --> 00:09:45,499 Hey, I'm sorry. I was talking to the horse here. 167 00:09:46,685 --> 00:09:49,665 You see the trouble you're getting me into? 168 00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:53,776 You're hungry, aren't ya? Here. 169 00:09:53,822 --> 00:09:56,097 Oh-h! Huh-h? 170 00:09:56,207 --> 00:09:58,361 You like popcorn. 171 00:09:58,962 --> 00:10:03,178 It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop, pop, pop! 172 00:10:03,802 --> 00:10:07,392 This is Buster Phillips and coming in at No.8 like El Niño. 173 00:10:07,442 --> 00:10:09,651 "Samson Gets Me Lifted" by my main man! 174 00:10:09,685 --> 00:10:11,985 Who? Sir Smoka Lot. 175 00:10:12,656 --> 00:10:13,909 Rrrrrr! 176 00:10:17,842 --> 00:10:21,178 This guy is weed crazy! 177 00:10:21,212 --> 00:10:22,932 - Look at that! - What do you want, master? 178 00:10:22,985 --> 00:10:25,285 Bitch, you know what I want. 179 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,025 ♪ I wanna talk to Samson! ♪ 180 00:10:30,065 --> 00:10:32,992 ♪ Fly me to the moon ♪ ♪ like that bitch Alice Kramden! ♪ 181 00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:35,113 ♪ Cos it's hard bein' black and gifted! ♪ 182 00:10:35,162 --> 00:10:38,665 ♪ Sometimes, I just wanna throw ♪ ♪ it all down and get lifted! ♪ 183 00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:42,725 That is so cool, man. He got the same dealer as us. 184 00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:44,659 Who do you mean? 185 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,794 Samson! 186 00:10:47,108 --> 00:10:49,079 Oh, right. 187 00:10:49,139 --> 00:10:51,615 ♪ Everybody knows in my neighbourhood ♪ 188 00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:53,229 ♪ It's the bestest around ♪ 189 00:10:53,272 --> 00:10:54,875 ♪ Samson's shit is blessed ♪ 190 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:56,828 ♪ Got the whole town on lockdown ♪ 191 00:10:56,895 --> 00:10:58,555 That's where I wanna to live. Right there. 192 00:10:58,595 --> 00:10:59,861 It is horrible, yo. 193 00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:02,135 ♪ Legalise this shit, please! ♪ 194 00:11:02,388 --> 00:11:04,343 I'm all out. 195 00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:07,888 I'm all out of food. You ate it all. 196 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:12,065 Gee, you must've been so hungry. 197 00:11:14,482 --> 00:11:16,685 - Uh-oh! - Oh! 198 00:11:17,088 --> 00:11:20,138 Buttercup! Buttercup! 199 00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:25,148 I need an ambulance, now! Officer down! 200 00:11:25,195 --> 00:11:28,052 I repeat, officer down! 201 00:11:28,352 --> 00:11:30,599 What the hell did you give my Buttercup? 202 00:11:30,682 --> 00:11:35,692 I just gave him some candy and some chips, some pink popcorn and some Funyuns... 203 00:11:35,802 --> 00:11:39,212 This horse is a diabetic! 204 00:11:39,322 --> 00:11:40,596 Arrrgh! 205 00:11:40,805 --> 00:11:43,634 Buttercup! Buttercup! 206 00:11:43,682 --> 00:11:47,327 Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup! 207 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:50,518 Breathe, breathe! 208 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,515 Why?! 209 00:11:56,408 --> 00:11:59,272 - Why? - Why? 210 00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:05,239 - You're under arrest. - What? 211 00:12:05,282 --> 00:12:07,818 You dumb son of a bitch! 212 00:12:07,925 --> 00:12:08,972 No! 213 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:12,039 I'm a... I'm a peaceful man. 214 00:12:12,222 --> 00:12:15,638 - I'm a schoolteacher! - Shut up! You're a cop killer! 215 00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:18,305 Cop killer? I love horses! 216 00:12:18,462 --> 00:12:21,082 - I love horses. - I love horses. 217 00:12:21,142 --> 00:12:23,601 - I love Buttered Stuff. - Buttercup! 218 00:12:23,674 --> 00:12:25,170 - Say it! - Butter nuts. 219 00:12:25,217 --> 00:12:27,717 - Cup! Cup! Cup! - Cup! Cup! 220 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:40,252 Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child. 221 00:12:40,322 --> 00:12:42,618 Bail is set at one million dollars... 222 00:12:42,672 --> 00:12:45,865 for the crime of killing an officer of the law. 223 00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:49,532 And may God have mercy on your soul, young man. 224 00:12:49,585 --> 00:12:51,185 The court is adjourned. 225 00:12:51,641 --> 00:12:54,439 Back to your cells. Lockdown. 226 00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:02,238 Good night, fish. 227 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:06,132 Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish... 228 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,278 My weed's wearing off. 229 00:13:08,402 --> 00:13:11,505 Fish! Fish! Fish! 230 00:13:15,472 --> 00:13:17,538 - Guess who! - Yo. 231 00:13:17,612 --> 00:13:19,325 - Psss, psss, psss! - Thurgood! 232 00:13:19,392 --> 00:13:20,952 Oh, ho-ho! 233 00:13:21,502 --> 00:13:23,558 - Hey, nigger, what time is it? - It's 8.30. 234 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,354 Kenny didn't come home last night. 235 00:13:25,402 --> 00:13:27,725 - We are worried, man. - Worried, yo. 236 00:13:27,775 --> 00:13:29,512 Where the hell is he? 237 00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:33,585 Did he just move? 238 00:13:36,742 --> 00:13:39,565 "Kenny called. He's in jail. 239 00:13:39,732 --> 00:13:41,745 He didn't leave a number. 240 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:45,145 Sincerely, The Guy on the Couch." 241 00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:52,040 Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny out of jail, man. 242 00:13:55,428 --> 00:13:57,737 Hey, Kenny! How they treating you in there? 243 00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:01,935 Let's just say I'm not gettin' the respect a cop killer deserves. 244 00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:03,745 All right, time's up. Break off. 245 00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:05,912 I was up all night... 246 00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:08,338 getting harassed! 247 00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:12,012 - Hi, there, fish. - See what I mean? 248 00:14:12,342 --> 00:14:15,465 I think they're mistaking my kindness for weakness. 249 00:14:15,552 --> 00:14:17,159 I'm scared! 250 00:14:17,512 --> 00:14:18,868 Hey, Kenny? 251 00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:21,289 We're gonna get you out of there, man. 252 00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:25,201 All we gotta do is raise 10% of one million, yo. 253 00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:29,064 - Which, by our calculations... - Is fucking impossible, man! 254 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,058 - Hey! - Million dollars. 255 00:14:31,281 --> 00:14:33,590 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 256 00:14:33,762 --> 00:14:36,312 All my life, I did everything right. 257 00:14:36,405 --> 00:14:37,972 I never screwed up. 258 00:14:38,242 --> 00:14:40,245 I fed the horse. 259 00:14:40,299 --> 00:14:42,552 I didn't know it was a diabetic. 260 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,032 I'm scared! 261 00:14:44,078 --> 00:14:46,114 Kenny? Kenny, stop crying. 262 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:47,914 Stop crying, Kenny! Look at me. 263 00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:50,451 Come on, don't let 'em see you cry in there. 264 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,244 Come on, man. Show me your mean face. 265 00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:53,346 - No. - Yes! 266 00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:55,454 Show me your mean face, Kenny! 267 00:14:58,888 --> 00:15:00,365 That's good. 268 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,992 I mean, will work on it a little bit; but, yeah, it's good. 269 00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:07,945 Kenny, how long can you make it in there? 270 00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:09,425 I don't know. 271 00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:11,285 Maybe, five... 272 00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:13,398 6.30. 273 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:19,060 Come on, man. It's gotta be a little longer than that. 274 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,782 But, but... 275 00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:22,422 but we'll get you out, right, guys? 276 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,895 - Yeah, you're out. - Right. 277 00:15:23,949 --> 00:15:25,915 - You're outta here. - Free as a bird. 278 00:15:26,282 --> 00:15:29,002 Number nine, time's up. 279 00:15:29,154 --> 00:15:31,976 - Time's up, number nine. - That's me. 280 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,877 Let's go. 281 00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:38,938 I love you guys. 282 00:15:39,995 --> 00:15:41,545 Have fun, Ken. 283 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,392 Weed out there, yo. 284 00:15:44,662 --> 00:15:47,998 - He looked all right, man. - They're gonna kill him in there, yo. 285 00:15:49,295 --> 00:15:50,825 Hey, lady. 286 00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:52,927 Miss, is this your purse? 287 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,438 - Yes. - I'm sexy. 288 00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,079 I'm a scholar. 289 00:15:58,446 --> 00:15:59,953 People like me. 290 00:16:00,402 --> 00:16:02,107 Give it to me. 291 00:16:02,894 --> 00:16:05,627 - Bye. - Hey, where are you going? 292 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,103 - I'm leaving. - Well, uh... 293 00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:09,656 can I leave with ya? 294 00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:11,703 Follow me. 295 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:16,699 - And your name is? - Mary Jane. 296 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,245 Really? 297 00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:19,805 Yes. 298 00:16:20,132 --> 00:16:22,752 So what's up with this? Is that your work uniform? 299 00:16:22,872 --> 00:16:24,659 Nah, this is my costume. 300 00:16:24,762 --> 00:16:28,265 You know, uh, tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that I'll be an Indian. 301 00:16:28,325 --> 00:16:30,978 Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person. 302 00:16:31,018 --> 00:16:33,472 It's a... thing I'm into. 303 00:16:33,898 --> 00:16:35,672 No, I'm a custodian. 304 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,391 So, what are you here for? 305 00:16:38,469 --> 00:16:41,427 - Possession of narcotics. - Wow. 306 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:45,045 - My father's a drug dealer. - Wow, that must've been the shit. 307 00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:49,192 - It ruined his life. - That must've been shitty. 308 00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:51,905 I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick. 309 00:16:51,962 --> 00:16:55,265 They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope! 310 00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:58,255 Thurgood, come on, man. We gotta go. 311 00:16:58,481 --> 00:17:01,628 Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work. 312 00:17:01,762 --> 00:17:03,915 All right, yo. Let's go, B. 313 00:17:04,435 --> 00:17:06,142 What are you doing, man? 314 00:17:06,202 --> 00:17:07,992 Bouncy. Body. 315 00:17:08,139 --> 00:17:09,885 Is that Prell? Do you use Prell? 316 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,999 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! 317 00:17:15,182 --> 00:17:16,983 Hey, guys. 318 00:17:17,025 --> 00:17:18,325 Meet Mary Jane. 319 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,444 That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one. 320 00:17:20,491 --> 00:17:22,487 No, no. 321 00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:24,447 This is Mary Jane. 322 00:17:24,547 --> 00:17:27,723 Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand, even. 323 00:17:27,768 --> 00:17:30,601 - Oh, shit! My fault. What's up, yo? - Hi. 324 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:33,515 - All right. - Hey. 325 00:17:33,562 --> 00:17:35,598 Ah, liste. Do you guys need a ride? 326 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:38,418 I have a car. You don't have to take the subway. 327 00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:41,054 - Right! You smoke? - Wow! 328 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:44,368 No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. 329 00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:46,238 I'm sorry to hear that. 330 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:48,692 Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. 331 00:17:48,748 --> 00:17:50,398 Ease the pain. 332 00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:52,598 That's what I'm talkin' about. 333 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,745 You know, I think what they... what they're really trying to say is 334 00:17:56,772 --> 00:17:58,858 we'd love a ride home. 335 00:17:59,065 --> 00:18:00,872 Great. 336 00:18:01,178 --> 00:18:02,825 What the hell's wrong with y'all? 337 00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:04,892 - She looked good, yo! - Mary Jane! 338 00:18:04,932 --> 00:18:07,925 - What is that about, man? - I hate y'all. 339 00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:10,081 Shotgun! 340 00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,279 Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. 341 00:18:15,319 --> 00:18:16,599 Sure. 342 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,745 Hey, guys. You shut up about the weed for two secods, all right? 343 00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:22,378 I don't want this girl to know I smoke. 344 00:18:22,425 --> 00:18:24,685 Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo. 345 00:18:24,765 --> 00:18:26,575 Custodian, dick! 346 00:18:29,829 --> 00:18:31,375 - Hey. - Hey. 347 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,515 ♪ It's the riddle of Rio ♪ 348 00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:38,582 ♪ Yes, it's the riddle of Rio ♪ 349 00:18:38,662 --> 00:18:41,723 ♪ Said I'm looking for brains, ♪ ♪ guts, looks, and skills ♪ 350 00:18:41,762 --> 00:18:44,365 ♪ Step on up ♪ ♪ if you think you fit the bill ♪ 351 00:18:44,411 --> 00:18:47,151 ♪ I know what you look like, ♪ ♪ but looks can be deceivin' ♪ 352 00:18:47,202 --> 00:18:49,921 ♪ Let me tap the brain ♪ ♪ so I can justify the reason ♪ 353 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,681 ♪ - Yay ♪ ♪ - Mr Funk... ♪ 354 00:18:53,222 --> 00:18:56,418 - Is this good for you? - Could you drop me in the lobby? 355 00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:59,752 - It's perfect. Perfect. - I feel she wanted me to say something. 356 00:18:59,925 --> 00:19:02,571 I had to make my move while the guys were sleeping. 357 00:19:02,622 --> 00:19:05,065 I'm, I'm real bad at this kind of thing, but... 358 00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:06,952 you think sometime we could get together, 359 00:19:06,998 --> 00:19:09,965 maybe go out for some ice cream or something? I don't know. 360 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,530 Aggghhh-eee! 361 00:19:11,722 --> 00:19:14,145 Motherfucker said, "Ice cream"! 362 00:19:16,025 --> 00:19:17,911 - Damn. - Okay. 363 00:19:17,981 --> 00:19:21,306 - All the boys in the car need to get out. - Such a dork, man. 364 00:19:21,387 --> 00:19:22,494 Now. 365 00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:24,715 - Thanks a lot, fellas. - I'm talking to you. 366 00:19:25,494 --> 00:19:27,934 - Thanks for the ride. - Thurgood! 367 00:19:28,162 --> 00:19:30,741 - I knew it. - You forgot your hat. 368 00:19:30,882 --> 00:19:32,381 I knew it. 369 00:19:32,935 --> 00:19:37,319 You know, I mighta came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing. 370 00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:40,201 Let me just give you my number. Is that cool? 371 00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:41,658 - OK. - All right. 372 00:19:41,698 --> 00:19:43,372 Now, don't call too late. 373 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,505 Cos you know I be stripping in the evenings! 374 00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:46,792 Joking! 375 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:51,027 Here you go. You can call me any time you want. 376 00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:52,348 Maybe. 377 00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:55,105 "Maybe" is an acceptable. 378 00:19:55,165 --> 00:19:57,398 It's that "no" thing that gets me. 379 00:19:57,552 --> 00:19:59,678 - Maybe, I'll hear from you. - Bye. 380 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,518 Be thinking about you. 381 00:20:04,882 --> 00:20:08,345 Dr Koplesky, please report to Clinical Studies. 382 00:20:08,662 --> 00:20:11,045 - Dr Koplesky... - Janitor? 383 00:20:11,138 --> 00:20:13,172 - ... clinical studies. - Uh, Janitor? 384 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,734 Ahhh! 385 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,182 Sorry about that. 386 00:20:16,222 --> 00:20:18,702 - What is it, scientist? - Could you... uh? 387 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,990 I know this isn't your responsibility, but... 388 00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:24,825 would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department for me? 389 00:20:24,902 --> 00:20:27,379 - It's on the second floor. - Just run this down? 390 00:20:27,462 --> 00:20:30,845 Uh, yes. But, make sure you bring the order right back to me. 391 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,785 I need it ASAP. 392 00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:34,058 Gotcha. 393 00:20:34,111 --> 00:20:38,058 Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility, but just mop the rest of this shit up. 394 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,732 I'll be right back. 395 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:43,793 Oh, it smell like uh... 396 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,223 It smell like... 397 00:20:45,355 --> 00:20:46,903 No. 398 00:20:47,323 --> 00:20:49,063 No. 399 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,356 I smell weed, man. 400 00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:54,373 Hey, here you go. 401 00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,332 This all you need? 402 00:20:57,432 --> 00:20:59,278 I guess. I don't know. 403 00:20:59,981 --> 00:21:02,035 - Just a sec. - OK. 404 00:21:02,147 --> 00:21:03,626 Damn. 405 00:21:05,335 --> 00:21:09,999 Either someone's having a party or somebody gotta do their shirt laundry. 406 00:21:10,664 --> 00:21:11,784 Here you go. 407 00:21:11,845 --> 00:21:15,671 One pound of marijuana and you can sign for it right here. 408 00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:22,165 I, I sign for this and it's mine? 409 00:21:22,236 --> 00:21:24,518 And I take it? 410 00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:31,784 Oh, yeah! 411 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:38,091 Thank you. Thank you very much. 412 00:21:39,735 --> 00:21:41,805 Some good shit. 413 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:47,172 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you. 414 00:21:49,789 --> 00:21:51,895 Look, here. Here's a... 415 00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:56,223 Here's a... little something for your troubles. 416 00:21:57,091 --> 00:21:59,492 - Thank you, thank you. - Shhh. 417 00:21:59,702 --> 00:22:03,411 - Let's not tell anyone about it, OK? - Sure. 418 00:22:07,562 --> 00:22:10,038 Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit, man? 419 00:22:10,085 --> 00:22:11,678 We coulda been hanging out months ago. 420 00:22:11,822 --> 00:22:13,125 No, no,no. 421 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:16,532 The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study... 422 00:22:16,622 --> 00:22:22,492 to determine what, if any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana. 423 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,692 Mmm. Wow! 424 00:22:24,742 --> 00:22:27,418 If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know, you know. 425 00:22:27,489 --> 00:22:30,345 My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments. 426 00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,578 Oh, really? 427 00:22:32,703 --> 00:22:35,857 Anyway, thank you, janitor. And enjoy. 428 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:39,443 Thank you, scientist. Got any papers? 429 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:45,957 No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant. 430 00:22:46,362 --> 00:22:49,374 Hey, fellas. What's going on? 431 00:22:50,382 --> 00:22:53,625 - Nothing, man. - Bummin', thinking about Kenny. 432 00:22:53,855 --> 00:22:55,572 Yeah. 433 00:22:56,802 --> 00:22:59,985 You know, I got some weed at work today. If y'all wanna try it out. 434 00:23:00,102 --> 00:23:02,651 Nah, yo, we don't feel like smokin' right now. 435 00:23:03,122 --> 00:23:04,772 Me neither. 436 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:06,054 - This rare plant - Me neither. 437 00:23:06,087 --> 00:23:08,041 belongs to the nicotine family 438 00:23:08,075 --> 00:23:10,454 and we know it as the tobacco plant. 439 00:23:13,055 --> 00:23:15,947 Well, here's a chap contemplating a purchase... 440 00:23:15,974 --> 00:23:17,067 So y'all want to smoke? 441 00:23:17,108 --> 00:23:19,363 - I'll get Billy Bong Thornton. - That's what I'm talking about. 442 00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:20,870 No, Scarface. 443 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:24,764 No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That would not be right. man. 444 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:27,165 Use Wesley Pipes. 445 00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:28,819 Yeah! 446 00:23:32,982 --> 00:23:35,792 Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work. 447 00:23:36,012 --> 00:23:38,012 One of those scientists gave it to me. 448 00:23:38,469 --> 00:23:42,940 Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb. 449 00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:46,359 - All right! - Yeah, man, yeah. 450 00:23:46,915 --> 00:23:48,532 I'll do the honours. 451 00:23:48,705 --> 00:23:50,525 - Please, do. - Excuse me. 452 00:24:05,222 --> 00:24:07,538 Yo, this shit must be good, B. 453 00:24:07,592 --> 00:24:10,972 My man ain't coughed like that since back in the day, yo. 454 00:24:16,868 --> 00:24:19,761 You sure I should do this, man? 455 00:24:21,822 --> 00:24:24,972 Oh, yeah. That shit made my head hot. 456 00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:26,872 Oh, man. 457 00:24:29,482 --> 00:24:32,838 Pass it this way. Don't break the cipher. 458 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,792 Oh, hold it. I gotta give the Guy some of this. 459 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,695 - The Guy gotta taste this. - Yeah. 460 00:24:39,468 --> 00:24:41,385 - Hey, Guy. - Huh? 461 00:24:41,452 --> 00:24:42,839 Hey, man. 462 00:24:43,222 --> 00:24:46,078 Sorry to wake you, but you gotta try this. 463 00:24:56,088 --> 00:24:58,124 I'm taking it slow, man. 464 00:25:00,401 --> 00:25:02,392 Hey, who's on munchies tonight? 465 00:25:02,442 --> 00:25:05,399 We should make that lazy bitch, the Guy, go, yo. 466 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:06,865 For real. 467 00:25:06,925 --> 00:25:09,865 I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move. 468 00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:11,727 For real, B, right? 469 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,664 It's like I feel stuck here, yo. 470 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,545 Like I'm glued to the floor. 471 00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:39,092 You guys feel like you're floating? 472 00:25:39,388 --> 00:25:41,982 - Yeah. - Yeah. 473 00:25:43,449 --> 00:25:45,419 Wanna go outside? 474 00:25:45,825 --> 00:25:47,112 Yeah. 475 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,525 I don't need to tell you this, 476 00:26:00,579 --> 00:26:05,005 but this weed was the shiz-nittle-bam-snip-snap-sack! 477 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:10,410 Wow, look at that dude! 478 00:26:11,148 --> 00:26:12,743 Hey, guys? 479 00:26:12,850 --> 00:26:15,597 Let's go check in on Kenny, huh? 480 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,267 You're not a fish. 481 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:22,846 You're a man. 482 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:27,285 You're not a fish. You're a man. 483 00:26:31,182 --> 00:26:32,900 Where did that come from? 484 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,438 We really gotta get this guy outta jail. 485 00:26:36,655 --> 00:26:39,825 You walk around on both legs. 486 00:26:39,926 --> 00:26:41,539 Homo erectus! 487 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:46,763 Did I say "homo"? I didn't mean that! 488 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:50,732 Thurgood! I love you, Thurgood! 489 00:26:53,508 --> 00:26:54,791 I got it! 490 00:26:54,838 --> 00:26:56,578 I know how we could get Kenny out! 491 00:26:56,641 --> 00:27:00,464 - How? - Weed, man. We'll sell weed. 492 00:27:01,262 --> 00:27:03,785 Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed. 493 00:27:03,812 --> 00:27:06,738 You gotta know people to plug you into that kind of thing. 494 00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:08,735 - I do! - Who you know? 495 00:27:08,782 --> 00:27:11,732 - You, yo. - Me? 496 00:27:11,778 --> 00:27:14,092 What man, you think I can just walk in and take the shit? 497 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:16,652 I gotta... I gotta get a form from a scientist. 498 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:21,338 Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around. 499 00:27:21,398 --> 00:27:24,634 I mean, they are scientists. 500 00:27:24,982 --> 00:27:27,601 What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 501 00:27:27,682 --> 00:27:32,278 Look, I'm not stealing weed. We are not selling weed. 502 00:27:32,494 --> 00:27:36,025 - We are reasonably bright young men. - Bully, man. 503 00:27:36,058 --> 00:27:37,288 - Bully, man. - Word, yo. 504 00:27:37,314 --> 00:27:41,833 There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money. 505 00:27:42,308 --> 00:27:45,027 We just gotta think. That's all that is. 506 00:27:52,665 --> 00:27:54,245 Hmmm. 507 00:27:55,559 --> 00:27:57,213 Hmm-Hhh. 508 00:27:58,526 --> 00:27:59,946 Hhh. 509 00:28:01,122 --> 00:28:04,172 Wait... Wait... I think I got an idea. 510 00:28:04,778 --> 00:28:08,061 Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo? 511 00:28:08,101 --> 00:28:09,101 Yeah. 512 00:28:09,161 --> 00:28:12,134 - You suggested that already. - For real, B? 513 00:28:13,837 --> 00:28:16,095 Marijuana affects the memory. 514 00:28:16,442 --> 00:28:19,258 It won't take us hardly any time, B. 515 00:28:19,802 --> 00:28:22,978 - Too risky, man. - Stop being such a wussy, yo! 516 00:28:23,022 --> 00:28:25,078 What other choice do we have, right? 517 00:28:25,132 --> 00:28:26,252 Yeah. 518 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,579 Okay, fine, fine. We'll do it. 519 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:29,792 Yeah. 520 00:28:29,832 --> 00:28:32,788 Gonna do it till Kenny's out and we're done. 521 00:28:33,021 --> 00:28:36,868 We're not drug dealers, we're fundraisers. 522 00:28:37,177 --> 00:28:39,364 - Of course, B. - Bully, man. 523 00:28:39,890 --> 00:28:41,483 Okay. 524 00:28:41,802 --> 00:28:43,678 Scarface,... 525 00:28:44,205 --> 00:28:45,825 lay it on me, brother. 526 00:28:45,902 --> 00:28:48,172 Check it out, yo. It's like this... 527 00:28:48,249 --> 00:28:50,789 So, Scarface's plan wasn't that bad. 528 00:28:52,182 --> 00:28:54,173 - Hey, good night, Mike. - See you tomorrow. 529 00:28:54,655 --> 00:28:56,519 Good night... 530 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:59,171 See, all I had to do was get forms 531 00:28:59,211 --> 00:29:02,344 from that scientist that kept calling me janitor, 532 00:29:02,522 --> 00:29:05,891 forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before. 533 00:29:05,932 --> 00:29:06,952 Thank you. 534 00:29:07,008 --> 00:29:09,219 Then we scraped together what little money we had 535 00:29:09,265 --> 00:29:12,179 and bought bikes to help us move the product. 536 00:29:12,742 --> 00:29:16,992 And then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards. 537 00:29:17,087 --> 00:29:20,063 Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy 538 00:29:20,117 --> 00:29:21,877 in honour of our friend, Kenny. 539 00:29:21,943 --> 00:29:25,677 Hey, uh.. you guys believe in angels or... 540 00:29:26,215 --> 00:29:29,173 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. 541 00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:33,012 Well, I can't. 542 00:29:33,502 --> 00:29:36,725 If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day and... 543 00:29:36,932 --> 00:29:38,698 I won't get all my vitamins. 544 00:29:38,782 --> 00:29:42,298 - Do you know who you're dealing with? - Chill, Nasty Nate. 545 00:29:42,438 --> 00:29:44,084 He's my bitch. 546 00:29:44,171 --> 00:29:46,574 Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me. 547 00:29:46,641 --> 00:29:48,941 You got a problem with that? 548 00:29:52,762 --> 00:29:54,293 Better watch your back, fish. 549 00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:56,846 Cos Squirrel Master's not gonna be there for you all the time. 550 00:29:56,893 --> 00:30:00,563 Cos next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... 551 00:30:00,689 --> 00:30:01,983 fruit! 552 00:30:02,881 --> 00:30:04,678 Take it. 553 00:30:08,201 --> 00:30:10,308 I'm somebody's bitch. 554 00:30:15,045 --> 00:30:16,332 You guys gotta do something. 555 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:19,582 There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit, and... 556 00:30:19,629 --> 00:30:21,249 Everyone here likes fresh fish, and... 557 00:30:21,289 --> 00:30:23,882 And then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and... 558 00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:26,043 and told me l'm his bitch. And... Help! 559 00:30:26,109 --> 00:30:28,836 Ken, listen, man. We got a plan. 560 00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:30,072 What is it? 561 00:30:30,112 --> 00:30:33,832 It's not honest, all right? You, you might not like it. 562 00:30:33,895 --> 00:30:37,751 - We gonna sell weed, yo. - Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go. 563 00:30:37,848 --> 00:30:40,278 - All right, man. - Go! 564 00:30:41,342 --> 00:30:44,098 No more window love. Go and sell it. 565 00:30:44,162 --> 00:30:48,005 We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets. 566 00:30:48,118 --> 00:30:50,081 And hit the streets, we did. 567 00:30:50,113 --> 00:30:53,492 ♪ Mary Jane ♪ ♪ How y'all feel about Mary Jane? ♪ 568 00:30:53,662 --> 00:30:57,018 ♪ Y'all don't know about Mary Jane ♪ ♪ Mary Jane ♪ 569 00:30:57,062 --> 00:30:58,528 ♪ She's my main thing ♪ 570 00:30:58,598 --> 00:31:01,282 ♪ So don't listen to what they say ♪ ♪ Cos Mary never could trip ♪ 571 00:31:01,322 --> 00:31:04,672 ♪ Mary very very necessary ♪ ♪ Extraordinary bein' Mary ♪ 572 00:31:04,725 --> 00:31:05,939 ♪ To the mortuary ♪ 573 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:09,532 ♪ Just one kiss from her sweet lips ♪ ♪ and I become a visionary... ♪ 574 00:31:10,442 --> 00:31:12,885 Three for dinner. Ha, ha-ha! 575 00:31:13,382 --> 00:31:15,005 Smoke that and get back to us. 576 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:17,992 Mr Nice Guy has arrived, baby. 577 00:31:18,702 --> 00:31:20,532 - He's on. - All right! 578 00:31:20,585 --> 00:31:22,418 ♪ I'm in love with Mary Jane ♪ 579 00:31:22,469 --> 00:31:24,934 - ♪ I'm not the only one ♪ - Oh, yes! 580 00:31:25,005 --> 00:31:26,994 ♪ Mary likes to play around... ♪ 581 00:31:27,048 --> 00:31:29,271 Look at all these people, man! 582 00:31:29,568 --> 00:31:32,961 All right, guys. Be quick. Let's just do this and get out of here. 583 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:35,254 - A lot of them, yo. Let's go. - Let's go, man. 584 00:31:35,290 --> 00:31:36,296 It's money. 585 00:31:36,336 --> 00:31:40,596 ♪ Mary likes to spread her love ♪ ♪ and turn my head around ♪ 586 00:31:40,688 --> 00:31:43,151 ♪ I'm in love with Mary Jane ♪ 587 00:31:43,222 --> 00:31:45,772 ♪ She's my main thing ♪ 588 00:31:45,918 --> 00:31:50,604 ♪ She make me feel all right ♪ ♪ She make my heart sing... ♪ 589 00:31:50,662 --> 00:31:53,712 - All right, how did you guys make out? - Good. I'm out of cards, B. 590 00:31:53,782 --> 00:31:55,618 Oh, me too. 591 00:31:55,698 --> 00:31:57,599 That would make three of us. 592 00:31:58,128 --> 00:32:00,672 All right. We did our part, right? 593 00:32:00,844 --> 00:32:03,644 - Just hope they smoke it. - All right. 594 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:09,892 # Do you love me, Mary Jane? # Mary Jane 595 00:32:09,999 --> 00:32:11,499 Hell, is everybody... 596 00:32:11,902 --> 00:32:15,338 ♪ How do y'all feel about Mary Jane? ♪ ♪ Mary Jane ♪ 597 00:32:15,382 --> 00:32:16,974 ♪ She's my main thing ♪ 598 00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,765 ♪ What do y'all know about Mary Jane... ♪ 599 00:32:18,821 --> 00:32:21,678 - Damn, this weed is good! - Yeah! 600 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:25,305 ♪ Y'all don't know about Mary Jane ♪ ♪ Mary Ja-ane ♪ 601 00:32:25,362 --> 00:32:27,445 ♪ She make my heart sing... ♪ 602 00:32:29,202 --> 00:32:30,898 ♪ Mary Ja-ane... ♪ 603 00:32:34,305 --> 00:32:35,479 This is so. 604 00:32:35,606 --> 00:32:37,656 We are in business, man. 605 00:32:38,503 --> 00:32:39,810 Hole on. 606 00:32:42,582 --> 00:32:44,252 Mr. Nice Guy. 607 00:32:44,332 --> 00:32:46,478 Oh, I may have the wrong number. 608 00:32:46,722 --> 00:32:49,292 Um, is, is Thurgood around? 609 00:32:49,372 --> 00:32:50,762 Speaking. 610 00:32:50,948 --> 00:32:53,258 Oh, hey, hey. It's, it's Mary Jane. 611 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,645 Do you remember I gave you a ride home from prison? 612 00:32:55,889 --> 00:33:01,149 Well, could you be a little more specific? I get so many rides home from prison. 613 00:33:01,462 --> 00:33:04,018 - That was a joke. - Oh. 614 00:33:04,558 --> 00:33:06,805 What happened? I didn't think you were gonna call me. 615 00:33:06,882 --> 00:33:08,118 Well, I wasn't. 616 00:33:08,212 --> 00:33:11,498 But, then I decided I don't care what my friends think. 617 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,778 - See, that was a joke. - Oh. 618 00:33:13,818 --> 00:33:15,097 Get it? A little joke. 619 00:33:15,143 --> 00:33:16,463 Not funny. 620 00:33:16,564 --> 00:33:18,764 So, you wanna get together? 621 00:33:19,222 --> 00:33:20,761 OK, sure. 622 00:33:20,848 --> 00:33:22,435 When? 623 00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:23,992 How about right now? 624 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,952 Just meet me at the place you dropped us off at. 625 00:33:27,162 --> 00:33:30,656 OK. Um... Can, can you give me half an hour? 626 00:33:30,695 --> 00:33:32,876 - Yeah, half an hour's cool. - Great. 627 00:33:32,943 --> 00:33:34,383 - All right. - I'll see you there. 628 00:33:34,409 --> 00:33:35,763 OK. 629 00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:38,958 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 630 00:33:43,442 --> 00:33:47,146 Ha, ha, ha-ha! Ha, ha, ha-ha! 631 00:33:47,402 --> 00:33:49,905 I've got a date with Mary Jane! 632 00:33:50,045 --> 00:33:51,585 - Word, yo! - Yes! 633 00:33:51,632 --> 00:33:53,805 - All right, man. - Good. 634 00:33:53,905 --> 00:33:55,372 Y'all got money? 635 00:33:56,405 --> 00:33:59,085 The date couldn't have come at a worse time, man. 636 00:33:59,132 --> 00:34:01,125 I was flat broke. 637 00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:04,282 All my money was tied up in our drug-dealing venture. 638 00:34:04,328 --> 00:34:05,968 I only had eight bucks. 639 00:34:06,182 --> 00:34:09,300 This was gonna take some careful budgeting and manoeuvring. 640 00:34:09,334 --> 00:34:10,340 - Hi. - Hey. 641 00:34:10,387 --> 00:34:12,193 Watch the master at work. 642 00:34:12,242 --> 00:34:15,065 - You look great. You look wonderful. - Thank you. 643 00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:18,431 You know what? I was thinking, it's so nice out,... 644 00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:20,581 wanna go for a walk? 645 00:34:20,742 --> 00:34:22,621 Yeah, sure. 646 00:34:22,695 --> 00:34:25,247 - We can go for a walk. - Good, good. Let's. 647 00:34:25,287 --> 00:34:27,487 So far, so good. 648 00:34:28,262 --> 00:34:33,305 Three hours and 14 miles later, and I hadn't spent one penny. 649 00:34:33,622 --> 00:34:35,411 Damn, I was good! 650 00:34:35,451 --> 00:34:37,445 - Somebody mean it. - And then it happened. 651 00:34:37,491 --> 00:34:39,018 I'm hungry too. 652 00:34:39,139 --> 00:34:41,005 Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? 653 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,382 Uh, how about a hot dog, huh? 654 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,829 - Hey, hot dawg! - Hot dawg. 655 00:34:46,402 --> 00:34:47,672 Hey, what can I get you? 656 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,728 Could I have a hot dawg with ketchup and sauerkraut, please? 657 00:34:51,808 --> 00:34:54,302 - Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. - Damn! 658 00:34:54,341 --> 00:34:57,764 I have not had a hot dog in so long. 659 00:34:57,882 --> 00:35:00,760 - Come on, let's get outta here. - Anything to drink with that? 660 00:35:00,802 --> 00:35:04,198 - Son of a bitch! - Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please? 661 00:35:04,405 --> 00:35:07,799 - Anything for you, sir? - No. I'm fine. Thank you. 662 00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:09,168 Greedy bastard! 663 00:35:09,235 --> 00:35:11,358 Didn't you promise me ice cream the other day? 664 00:35:11,427 --> 00:35:14,111 I know a really good place uptown. 665 00:35:14,848 --> 00:35:16,344 Great. Let's hoof it. 666 00:35:16,444 --> 00:35:17,684 Um,... 667 00:35:17,842 --> 00:35:20,871 do you mind if we take a cab, this time? 668 00:35:21,555 --> 00:35:22,971 Sure. 669 00:35:29,302 --> 00:35:30,738 Thanks a lot, buddy. 670 00:35:30,819 --> 00:35:32,965 You should be happy with the tip I gave you. Damn! 671 00:35:33,022 --> 00:35:34,912 You should be kissing my ass. 672 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,372 You guys are greedy. 673 00:35:36,542 --> 00:35:39,478 - Best ice cream in town. - Spare change for some food? 674 00:35:39,545 --> 00:35:40,698 Oh. 675 00:35:42,042 --> 00:35:43,632 Don't mind if I do. 676 00:35:43,685 --> 00:35:47,178 - Thanks, young brother. - No, thank you. 677 00:35:50,672 --> 00:35:52,405 - Uh, uh-uh. - Yeah. 678 00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:55,145 I mean, I do miss my dad. 679 00:35:55,595 --> 00:35:58,505 But, he deserves to be where he is. 680 00:35:59,501 --> 00:36:01,744 Drug dealers belong in jail. 681 00:36:02,302 --> 00:36:03,491 Yeah. 682 00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:05,738 Yeah, wow. Yeah. 683 00:36:06,070 --> 00:36:10,197 - Um, how long has he been in there? - Four years, next month. 684 00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:11,525 Four years. 685 00:36:11,578 --> 00:36:13,812 And what exactly was he selling? 686 00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:15,285 Marijuana. 687 00:36:15,402 --> 00:36:18,265 Four years just for weed?! Damn! 688 00:36:18,355 --> 00:36:20,785 Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. 689 00:36:20,872 --> 00:36:22,462 Marijuana is terrible. 690 00:36:22,522 --> 00:36:23,928 It's a gateway drug. 691 00:36:23,968 --> 00:36:26,235 I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff. 692 00:36:26,275 --> 00:36:28,368 Yeah, mostly junk food. 693 00:36:30,942 --> 00:36:33,294 You don't smoke weed, do you? 694 00:36:34,534 --> 00:36:36,677 Come on, Mary Jane. I mean,... 695 00:36:36,744 --> 00:36:41,050 do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana? 696 00:36:41,682 --> 00:36:43,791 So, you swear you don't. 697 00:36:44,032 --> 00:36:45,219 Yeah, sure. 698 00:36:45,685 --> 00:36:46,711 Okay. 699 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:50,712 Well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana. 700 00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:52,302 What? 701 00:36:52,422 --> 00:36:53,655 Oh, my... 702 00:36:53,729 --> 00:36:56,038 Do you swear? 703 00:36:57,508 --> 00:37:00,261 Yes, Mary Jane. I swear. 704 00:37:00,370 --> 00:37:03,190 That you got pretty eyes! 705 00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:04,965 That's good. 706 00:37:07,262 --> 00:37:08,892 That's real good. 707 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:12,058 I got some booty. I got some booty. 708 00:37:12,142 --> 00:37:15,497 I got some booty. You know, it was really good, too. 709 00:37:15,557 --> 00:37:18,695 Ooh, she was a giver, a caring nurturer. 710 00:37:18,752 --> 00:37:23,607 She held me in her arms and it was like I was 15 years old all over again. 711 00:37:23,701 --> 00:37:26,420 I was hooked on Mary Jane. 712 00:37:27,177 --> 00:37:31,457 The next morning, the phones blew up like we were having a fuckin' telethon, man! 713 00:37:31,524 --> 00:37:34,920 Everybody in New York was calling to get down with Mr. Nice Guy. 714 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:36,870 We met all kinds of customers. 715 00:37:36,917 --> 00:37:38,317 Like this guy here. 716 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,509 He's what we call an enhancement smoker. 717 00:37:40,576 --> 00:37:44,559 Cos he thinks that marijuana makes every activity that much better. 718 00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:46,958 - Mi casa su casa. - Observe. 719 00:37:47,062 --> 00:37:48,878 - You're Scarface, right? - Yeah. 720 00:37:48,925 --> 00:37:50,818 I love Al Pacino, man. 721 00:37:50,982 --> 00:37:52,738 Did you ever see "Scent Of A Woman"? 722 00:37:52,805 --> 00:37:53,978 Yep. 723 00:37:55,842 --> 00:37:58,492 Have you ever seen Scent Of A Woman... 724 00:37:58,612 --> 00:38:00,585 on weed? 725 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:04,525 That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! 726 00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:05,959 Pow! 727 00:38:07,422 --> 00:38:09,125 60 bucks, yo. 728 00:38:09,651 --> 00:38:10,852 That's cool, man. 729 00:38:10,905 --> 00:38:12,945 I got it, I got it. 730 00:38:15,342 --> 00:38:18,751 Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? 731 00:38:18,812 --> 00:38:20,105 No, I don't know, yo. 732 00:38:20,242 --> 00:38:22,791 Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... 733 00:38:22,838 --> 00:38:24,125 on weed? 734 00:38:24,245 --> 00:38:26,405 Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man 735 00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:28,339 There's a dude sitting in the bushes, man. 736 00:38:28,364 --> 00:38:30,049 Does he have a gun? I don't know, man! 737 00:38:30,109 --> 00:38:31,375 I don't know. What? What? 738 00:38:31,422 --> 00:38:33,643 Red team, go! Red team, go! 739 00:38:33,782 --> 00:38:35,363 Just some weird shit, man. 740 00:38:35,424 --> 00:38:37,457 Man, you're fucking crazy, yo. 741 00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:39,274 - Take your shit. - That's cool. 742 00:38:39,374 --> 00:38:40,967 Thanks, man. Hey, yo, wait. 743 00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:43,443 Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later. 744 00:38:43,483 --> 00:38:45,116 It's really trippy. 745 00:38:45,177 --> 00:38:47,750 Especially, on weed, man. 746 00:38:47,882 --> 00:38:51,471 A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own. 747 00:38:51,522 --> 00:38:54,265 But as soon as you smoke it, here they come. 748 00:38:54,305 --> 00:38:55,311 Damn! 749 00:38:55,359 --> 00:38:56,779 - What up? - Man. 750 00:38:56,929 --> 00:38:59,151 What's up, dogs? Scoot over. Let me get in here, man. 751 00:38:59,185 --> 00:39:01,129 - What y'all doing? - Nothin'. 752 00:39:01,189 --> 00:39:02,765 - Nothing. - Yeah, just chilling. 753 00:39:02,872 --> 00:39:05,775 I smell it. Let me inhale it. Let me have some. 754 00:39:06,022 --> 00:39:08,132 All right, man. Just one hit. 755 00:39:08,272 --> 00:39:10,138 You scavenger! 756 00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:12,498 Always come around. 757 00:39:18,362 --> 00:39:21,081 Can't even smoke weed in peace. 758 00:39:22,952 --> 00:39:25,172 I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, man. 759 00:39:25,219 --> 00:39:28,611 You know we sell this? I don't know if you knew that.? 760 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:33,005 It's too bad, man. I just stopped smoking yesterday. 761 00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:39,925 I'm gonna get up outta here. Y'all stay up, now. 762 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:42,305 - Nice seeing y'all. - Yeah. 763 00:39:42,758 --> 00:39:43,765 Yeah. 764 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,800 Then there's the "You Should've Been There" smoker. 765 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:49,751 They love talking about the old days, back when weed was grass. 766 00:39:49,791 --> 00:39:52,740 Hell, back in the '60s, we used to smoke this shit on the street. 767 00:39:52,780 --> 00:39:55,098 Cops didn't say nothing. Hell, they was getting high, too. 768 00:39:55,138 --> 00:39:56,634 Everybody was doing it. 769 00:39:56,667 --> 00:39:59,490 Mmm. Wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know? 770 00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:01,610 It was just the thing to do because it got you high. 771 00:40:01,642 --> 00:40:03,338 - Can you dig? - I, I feel ya, man. 772 00:40:03,378 --> 00:40:04,698 That's why I'm doing it. 773 00:40:04,758 --> 00:40:06,372 - I feel it. - Good. 774 00:40:06,525 --> 00:40:08,734 Man, you're cool as shit, mister. 775 00:40:09,196 --> 00:40:10,956 I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. 776 00:40:10,990 --> 00:40:12,962 That, that... that's 60 bucks. 777 00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:15,385 - 60 bucks? - Oh, yeah. 778 00:40:15,938 --> 00:40:18,398 Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. 779 00:40:18,452 --> 00:40:20,172 You know what I mean? 780 00:40:21,302 --> 00:40:23,858 You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days? 781 00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:25,005 How much? 782 00:40:25,085 --> 00:40:27,918 I don't know. I... We never used 'em. 783 00:40:28,042 --> 00:40:30,852 We call this kid the After School Special smoker. 784 00:40:30,922 --> 00:40:33,438 He spends all of his allowance on reefer. 785 00:40:33,499 --> 00:40:35,419 Thanks, little buddy. 786 00:40:36,162 --> 00:40:39,958 Now, in the next room, his father, an "I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool"smoker, 787 00:40:39,998 --> 00:40:43,772 is toking up, trying to figure out a way to bond with his son. 788 00:40:43,902 --> 00:40:45,818 Isn't that ironic? 789 00:40:46,065 --> 00:40:47,558 Don't you think? 790 00:40:48,251 --> 00:40:50,321 Of course across town, the kid's nana's smoking up, 791 00:40:50,361 --> 00:40:51,641 trying to ease her glaucoma. 792 00:40:51,685 --> 00:40:54,587 And it's good for arthritis, too. 793 00:40:54,892 --> 00:40:58,131 We made over 20 grand that first week, man. 794 00:40:58,231 --> 00:41:02,392 And because we were stealing the weed, not buying it, it was all profit. 795 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:06,778 But, if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full-time. 796 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:09,138 Scarface quit his job. 797 00:41:09,202 --> 00:41:11,921 Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio. 798 00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:16,612 Fuck you. Fuck you. 799 00:41:16,662 --> 00:41:19,225 Fuck you. You're cool. 800 00:41:19,882 --> 00:41:21,954 And fuck you. I'm out! 801 00:41:24,922 --> 00:41:28,710 Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could. 802 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,039 Don't worry. 803 00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:41,315 Don't worry. 804 00:41:42,098 --> 00:41:45,985 I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do. 805 00:41:46,522 --> 00:41:48,592 Flip out, man! 806 00:41:49,455 --> 00:41:51,286 All I wanna know is... 807 00:41:52,508 --> 00:41:54,478 who's coming with me? 808 00:41:56,794 --> 00:41:59,887 Who's coming, man? Who's coming with me? 809 00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:02,192 Huh? 810 00:42:02,321 --> 00:42:05,154 Who's coming with me, man? 811 00:42:06,062 --> 00:42:07,545 I will. 812 00:42:08,502 --> 00:42:09,912 Jan. 813 00:42:10,414 --> 00:42:13,358 Thank you, Jan. 814 00:42:13,652 --> 00:42:15,305 Yeah! 815 00:42:17,125 --> 00:42:20,398 That's what I'm talking about! Bully, man! 816 00:42:20,598 --> 00:42:22,005 Yeah! 817 00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:24,015 Bye. 818 00:42:27,802 --> 00:42:29,558 Oh, Jan, 819 00:42:29,842 --> 00:42:32,278 will you be my girlfriend? 820 00:42:32,402 --> 00:42:34,212 I would, um... 821 00:42:34,278 --> 00:42:36,541 but I'm gay, you know? 822 00:42:36,614 --> 00:42:38,647 - Ah. - I'm a big dyke. 823 00:42:38,735 --> 00:42:40,055 What's that like? 824 00:42:40,771 --> 00:42:42,467 Thank you for calling. Thank you very much. 825 00:42:42,508 --> 00:42:43,575 Okay. Bye-bye. 826 00:42:43,614 --> 00:42:46,640 We had to hire that girl, Jan, cos she followed Brian. 827 00:42:46,687 --> 00:42:48,221 But, it actually worked out. 828 00:42:48,268 --> 00:42:50,863 She was a lot more organised than we were 829 00:42:50,910 --> 00:42:52,589 and she was willing to work for weed. 830 00:42:52,623 --> 00:42:53,876 All right, then. 831 00:42:55,682 --> 00:42:57,865 Mr. Nice Guy was blowing up, man. 832 00:42:57,934 --> 00:43:00,445 We got customers from all over New York. 833 00:43:00,665 --> 00:43:02,394 We even stole a few from Samson. 834 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:03,848 Oh, what's up, nigger? 835 00:43:03,888 --> 00:43:06,528 Come on in, man. Come on, weed man. 836 00:43:07,248 --> 00:43:08,785 Thanks, baby. 837 00:43:08,992 --> 00:43:11,478 Get on. Beat it. You're scaring him. 838 00:43:11,995 --> 00:43:13,218 Yeah... 839 00:43:13,395 --> 00:43:15,212 Sir Smoka Lot. 840 00:43:15,631 --> 00:43:17,331 What can I get you today, Smoka Lot? 841 00:43:17,392 --> 00:43:18,965 Love weed. Um... 842 00:43:19,082 --> 00:43:21,091 Let me get a pound of your sweetest chiba. 843 00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:22,132 Damn! 844 00:43:22,205 --> 00:43:24,435 Something told me to bring a lot of weed, man! 845 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,095 Aw, shit. 846 00:43:27,142 --> 00:43:29,258 A pound of my sweetest chiba. 847 00:43:29,412 --> 00:43:30,865 Don't get no better than that. 848 00:43:30,985 --> 00:43:32,878 Can smell it through the bag, baby. 849 00:43:32,952 --> 00:43:35,152 That's gonna be 9,600 bucks, bro. 850 00:43:35,330 --> 00:43:37,352 Let's see what I got here. 851 00:43:40,562 --> 00:43:42,025 Come on, man. Hang out for a minute. 852 00:43:42,065 --> 00:43:43,112 Smoke with me. 853 00:43:43,172 --> 00:43:44,788 I got weed. I got my bong out. 854 00:43:44,834 --> 00:43:46,028 Come on, son. 855 00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:49,140 For you, man, I got... I'll stay for a minute. 856 00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:52,573 But then, I gotta be... gotta be going. 857 00:43:52,888 --> 00:43:54,531 I understand. 858 00:43:55,282 --> 00:43:59,381 Man, Smoka Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. 859 00:43:59,597 --> 00:44:01,975 It was ridiculous. He told me about his lawyer... 860 00:44:02,031 --> 00:44:04,881 He had sex with my mama! Why? 861 00:44:04,915 --> 00:44:05,938 his spirituality... 862 00:44:05,972 --> 00:44:08,772 God, if you listening, help! 863 00:44:08,825 --> 00:44:09,838 his bad back... 864 00:44:09,885 --> 00:44:11,621 Doctor said I need a backeotomy. 865 00:44:11,674 --> 00:44:13,208 his love life. 866 00:44:13,268 --> 00:44:15,691 I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, bitch! 867 00:44:15,742 --> 00:44:19,198 - I mean, talk about a guy with problems. - Yeah, tough, tough break. 868 00:44:19,362 --> 00:44:21,091 I can't take it no more. 869 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,105 No wonder he smokes a pound a week. 870 00:44:23,205 --> 00:44:24,458 Somebody wanna...? 871 00:44:24,518 --> 00:44:28,814 - So now we had a famous clientele and... - Green-eyes gonna miss ya! 872 00:44:28,882 --> 00:44:31,491 - And guess what else? - Call me next week. 873 00:44:31,532 --> 00:44:33,105 About weed. About weed. 874 00:44:33,161 --> 00:44:36,797 I got more booty! I got more booty! 875 00:44:36,962 --> 00:44:38,308 I don't mean to rub it in, folks. 876 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:41,628 But, it's just that, you know, I liked this so much, man. 877 00:44:41,668 --> 00:44:44,571 When I was with her, I didn't think about weed. 878 00:44:44,811 --> 00:44:45,991 Didn't have to. 879 00:44:46,075 --> 00:44:47,157 Bye. 880 00:44:47,238 --> 00:44:49,764 She was all the Mary Jane I needed. 881 00:44:50,634 --> 00:44:52,590 ♪ When I was young ♪ 882 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:56,077 ♪ I never needed anyone ♪ 883 00:44:57,182 --> 00:45:00,299 ♪ And makin' love was just for fun ♪ 884 00:45:01,262 --> 00:45:03,892 ♪ Those days are gone ♪ 885 00:45:06,635 --> 00:45:11,918 ♪ All by my-self ♪ 886 00:45:26,262 --> 00:45:28,438 What did I tell you, Nate, huh? 887 00:45:28,512 --> 00:45:30,878 Come on. Come on. 888 00:45:31,522 --> 00:45:34,405 Come on. Come on, Nate. 889 00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,799 - He had to stay vigilant. - Wash off your han... 890 00:45:37,845 --> 00:45:40,392 Kenny's butt-hole was in constant jeopardy. 891 00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:41,433 Yow! 892 00:45:41,467 --> 00:45:42,913 But, we were making money. 893 00:45:42,967 --> 00:45:44,067 Hey, what's up, mates? 894 00:45:44,094 --> 00:45:45,521 - What's up, man? - All right. 895 00:45:45,587 --> 00:45:47,480 - What's up, boy? - What's up, yo? 896 00:45:47,529 --> 00:45:48,989 Nada. Just chilling. 897 00:45:49,582 --> 00:45:50,998 Hey, guys? 898 00:45:51,312 --> 00:45:53,382 Why is there a dog biting the Guy? 899 00:45:53,485 --> 00:45:55,848 Cos I bought a dog, B. 900 00:45:56,015 --> 00:45:58,315 Bought a dog? For how much? 901 00:45:58,375 --> 00:46:00,312 Oh, it's cool, yo. He's used. 902 00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:03,302 Including the house, it was only 250, yo. 903 00:46:03,742 --> 00:46:06,716 You spent $250 on a used dog? 904 00:46:06,782 --> 00:46:09,551 And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something, too. 905 00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:14,495 For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man. 906 00:46:14,602 --> 00:46:16,038 Who the hell told you that? 907 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:18,538 The guy who sold it to me. Barry Garcia. 908 00:46:18,602 --> 00:46:21,025 And what is he supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother? 909 00:46:21,074 --> 00:46:24,854 No. Actually, it's Andy Garcia's brother. 910 00:46:25,418 --> 00:46:27,865 Why the hell are you guys spending the money, man? 911 00:46:27,912 --> 00:46:31,012 We're not drug dealers, remember? We're fundraisers. 912 00:46:31,135 --> 00:46:34,958 Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. 913 00:46:35,008 --> 00:46:36,917 How much did that cost, man? 914 00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:37,985 Ah. 915 00:46:38,062 --> 00:46:41,184 You know, obviously, you missed the point of that story, Brian. 916 00:46:41,290 --> 00:46:43,037 Come on, guys. Return this shit. 917 00:46:43,102 --> 00:46:44,138 We can't, yo. 918 00:46:44,172 --> 00:46:46,807 Well then, why am I telling Mary Jane that I don't have any money? 919 00:46:46,832 --> 00:46:48,645 Cos you're a fibber. 920 00:46:48,705 --> 00:46:51,528 No, because we don't have any money. 921 00:46:51,582 --> 00:46:55,172 The money we have is not for spending, it's for saving... 922 00:46:55,225 --> 00:46:58,355 Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man! 923 00:46:58,565 --> 00:47:02,935 If you guys spend one more dime, I swear I will bitch-slap you! 924 00:47:04,242 --> 00:47:05,778 Gimme that. 925 00:47:07,895 --> 00:47:09,731 Sorry for yelling. 926 00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,678 But, I'm serious. 927 00:47:12,222 --> 00:47:14,952 We gotta start being more responsible... 928 00:47:15,105 --> 00:47:17,205 and focused, all right? 929 00:47:17,365 --> 00:47:18,754 Let's be sharp. 930 00:47:19,122 --> 00:47:22,481 Scarface, your dog is mean, man. 931 00:47:22,554 --> 00:47:24,181 I know, all right. 932 00:47:24,348 --> 00:47:27,465 Somebody gotta do something about this shit right now. 933 00:47:28,022 --> 00:47:29,774 Mmm. Come here, doggie. 934 00:47:30,309 --> 00:47:31,386 Hey, little fella. 935 00:47:31,446 --> 00:47:32,716 Hey, smell it. Ehh! 936 00:47:32,801 --> 00:47:35,256 Smell it. OK, all right. 937 00:47:35,496 --> 00:47:36,743 Mmm. 938 00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:39,056 Good boy. 939 00:47:39,383 --> 00:47:41,270 - He likes it! - That's waht I'm talking about. 940 00:47:41,323 --> 00:47:42,630 He loves it, man. 941 00:47:42,697 --> 00:47:43,890 Of course, he loves it. 942 00:47:43,923 --> 00:47:46,284 Yeah, your paws are tingling, aren't they? 943 00:47:46,865 --> 00:47:48,364 Now, you're one of us. 944 00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:50,831 Hey! All right. 945 00:47:50,922 --> 00:47:52,625 Get it, Killer. 946 00:47:53,838 --> 00:47:55,312 He likes it, yo. 947 00:47:56,145 --> 00:47:58,712 Yeah, man. He really likes it. 948 00:47:58,872 --> 00:48:01,542 - Look at him, man. - Good for you, man. 949 00:48:01,655 --> 00:48:04,395 - Man, what did you guys do to him, yo? - Nothing, man. 950 00:48:04,442 --> 00:48:06,214 Yo, Killer, Killer! 951 00:48:06,448 --> 00:48:08,361 Killer, kill, yo! 952 00:48:15,622 --> 00:48:18,420 This weed is fantastic! 953 00:48:23,362 --> 00:48:25,238 We kept plugging away with the weed deliveries, 954 00:48:25,298 --> 00:48:27,658 and we kept meeting different kinds of smokers 955 00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:29,045 Like this lady. 956 00:48:29,111 --> 00:48:31,707 She's an "I'm Only Creative If I Smoke" smoker. 957 00:48:31,761 --> 00:48:36,000 She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her. 958 00:48:37,302 --> 00:48:38,978 Would you like to hear some of my poetry? 959 00:48:39,025 --> 00:48:41,392 - Not really. - You really should. 960 00:48:43,828 --> 00:48:45,317 I have killed. 961 00:48:45,738 --> 00:48:47,425 I have helped kill. 962 00:48:47,682 --> 00:48:49,872 I have killed part of myself. 963 00:48:49,971 --> 00:48:52,414 I cannot change this. I... 964 00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:55,201 I must seek Buddha. 965 00:48:55,374 --> 00:48:57,254 I must seek Christ. 966 00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:00,952 You must seek therapy. 967 00:49:00,985 --> 00:49:03,645 That's what I would go with. But, that's my own... 968 00:49:03,782 --> 00:49:07,325 The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around. 969 00:49:07,595 --> 00:49:10,058 Especially, when it comes to reefer. 970 00:49:11,507 --> 00:49:13,187 Hey, man. We're out of papers. 971 00:49:13,261 --> 00:49:17,104 All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil. 972 00:49:17,161 --> 00:49:18,981 We don't have a corkscrew. 973 00:49:20,142 --> 00:49:24,321 All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. 974 00:49:24,588 --> 00:49:26,774 Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. 975 00:49:26,828 --> 00:49:27,861 Hurry up! 976 00:49:27,928 --> 00:49:30,317 And then you got your straight-up potheads. 977 00:49:30,411 --> 00:49:33,304 You can spot these people by their lack of motivation, 978 00:49:33,337 --> 00:49:35,433 mood swings, forgetfulness, 979 00:49:35,494 --> 00:49:38,527 and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count. 980 00:49:38,662 --> 00:49:41,213 I don't know which one of these categories we fall into. 981 00:49:41,263 --> 00:49:45,216 But, I'll tell you this, we ain't no goddamn potheads! 982 00:49:45,822 --> 00:49:47,002 Hmm. 983 00:49:47,748 --> 00:49:48,944 Shit. 984 00:49:49,262 --> 00:49:51,505 Then you have the avid non-smoker. 985 00:49:51,582 --> 00:49:55,370 Lot of times, they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends, 986 00:49:55,422 --> 00:49:58,285 call up and place an order, knowing they don't smoke weed, 987 00:49:58,322 --> 00:50:00,885 and request that you personally deliver it. 988 00:50:01,068 --> 00:50:05,065 Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you selling weed. 989 00:50:06,662 --> 00:50:08,405 You smoke weed? 990 00:50:08,525 --> 00:50:10,278 At last, we can share everything! 991 00:50:10,325 --> 00:50:13,060 Get off me, you lying son of a bitch! 992 00:50:13,432 --> 00:50:14,852 What is this? 993 00:50:14,905 --> 00:50:17,252 Looks like some sort of a business card. 994 00:50:17,298 --> 00:50:19,046 Yes, with your number on it. 995 00:50:19,092 --> 00:50:20,872 You know, I can't believe this. 996 00:50:20,939 --> 00:50:24,892 I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again! 997 00:50:24,982 --> 00:50:26,832 God, what is wrong with me? 998 00:50:27,322 --> 00:50:31,232 Hey, hey, Mary Jane. I can explain everything, all right? 999 00:50:31,517 --> 00:50:33,210 - Goodbye, Thurgood. - Wait. Hold up. 1000 00:50:33,257 --> 00:50:35,057 Hey, Mary Jane. 1001 00:50:35,315 --> 00:50:36,395 Mary Jane, look. 1002 00:50:36,435 --> 00:50:39,362 The only reason I lied to you was because I like you. 1003 00:50:39,388 --> 00:50:41,622 And I wanted to be with you. 1004 00:50:42,762 --> 00:50:44,267 Mary Jane. 1005 00:50:56,222 --> 00:50:57,571 Knight Rider. 1006 00:50:57,639 --> 00:51:01,325 A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man 1007 00:51:01,385 --> 00:51:03,532 who does not exist. 1008 00:51:06,402 --> 00:51:11,078 - Thurgood, why the long face, man? - Mary Jane dumped me. 1009 00:51:11,142 --> 00:51:14,458 Shh! Quiet down, yo. Sir Smoka Lot's on TV, yo. 1010 00:51:14,532 --> 00:51:15,632 Cecil? 1011 00:51:15,702 --> 00:51:16,935 ♪ When life is hard, ♪ 1012 00:51:16,972 --> 00:51:19,705 ♪ I pick up that card ♪ ♪ with the smiley face. ♪ 1013 00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:21,165 ♪ Call him over to my place. ♪ 1014 00:51:21,222 --> 00:51:22,405 Oh, shit! 1015 00:51:22,479 --> 00:51:25,119 You're the only man who Smoka Lot knows. 1016 00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:27,198 - Oh, my God! - Fuck me! 1017 00:51:27,682 --> 00:51:29,011 ♪ And it gets you high... ♪ 1018 00:51:29,055 --> 00:51:32,125 And that's pretty much when things started going wrong. 1019 00:51:32,401 --> 00:51:36,599 Samson, looks like somebody is cutting into your business, baby. 1020 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:37,911 - Shit. ♪ - Nice Guy. ♪ 1021 00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:39,684 ♪ - Who? ♪ ♪ - Mr. Nice Guy. ♪ 1022 00:51:39,785 --> 00:51:41,318 Do you like what you see, Samson? 1023 00:51:41,365 --> 00:51:43,675 Do I look like I like what I see? 1024 00:51:44,751 --> 00:51:47,432 Who is this Mr Nice Guy? 1025 00:51:47,558 --> 00:51:50,178 I would imagine he's some sort of drug dealer. 1026 00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:52,201 Go get me this Mr. Nice Guy. 1027 00:51:52,255 --> 00:51:55,264 I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions. 1028 00:52:00,068 --> 00:52:02,814 - Hey, Squirrel Master. - Kenny. 1029 00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:05,031 Listen, uh... 1030 00:52:05,505 --> 00:52:09,852 I just wanted to say thank you for protecting me back there. 1031 00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:13,234 Hey, we didn't mind, huh, did we, Fuzzy Nuts? 1032 00:52:13,644 --> 00:52:16,117 And I hope there's some way I can uh pay you back 1033 00:52:16,158 --> 00:52:18,225 when we get on the outside, you know? 1034 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:21,018 You better hurry up cos I get out in 11 days. 1035 00:52:21,158 --> 00:52:22,818 Is that right? 1036 00:52:28,528 --> 00:52:32,405 Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man. 1037 00:52:32,478 --> 00:52:35,831 11 days, Thurgood. I'm as good as skewered. 1038 00:52:35,929 --> 00:52:39,512 Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield? 1039 00:52:39,812 --> 00:52:40,954 Oof... 1040 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,332 Hurry, Thurgood. I'm counting on you, man. 1041 00:52:43,398 --> 00:52:45,692 Please! Please! 1042 00:52:45,782 --> 00:52:48,238 11 days wasn't gonna give us much time. 1043 00:52:48,312 --> 00:52:49,799 We really had to hustle. 1044 00:52:49,862 --> 00:52:52,217 And that meant taking on new customers. 1045 00:53:07,925 --> 00:53:10,738 Damn, B. I've been set up. 1046 00:53:13,892 --> 00:53:15,745 We'll get back to that in a second. 1047 00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:19,139 But meanwhile, I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week. 1048 00:53:19,522 --> 00:53:22,673 I couldn't stop thinking about her, man. I missed her. 1049 00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:24,585 Then I started thinking about the fact that 1050 00:53:24,632 --> 00:53:27,398 she was the only girl I had slept with in five years. 1051 00:53:28,062 --> 00:53:31,425 Then I started about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane. 1052 00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:35,698 I had to get Mary Jane back. 1053 00:53:38,848 --> 00:53:40,611 What do you want? 1054 00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,885 I want you back, Mary Jane. 1055 00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:44,978 I miss you. 1056 00:53:45,592 --> 00:53:48,079 I'll do whatever it takes to get you back. 1057 00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:51,591 I can't quit selling it yet, but, but, I'll quit smoking it. 1058 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:54,634 If that's what you want, then, then l'll change for you. 1059 00:53:54,671 --> 00:53:56,348 Heard that before. 1060 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:58,141 Said that before. 1061 00:53:58,508 --> 00:54:00,241 But, this time I mean it. 1062 00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:01,625 I'm gonna come back here. 1063 00:54:01,665 --> 00:54:03,698 I'm gonna be clean. I'm gonna be sober. 1064 00:54:03,778 --> 00:54:06,014 There's no more weed, no more nothing. 1065 00:54:06,342 --> 00:54:08,765 Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. 1066 00:54:08,839 --> 00:54:10,811 I'll be a changed man. 1067 00:54:10,942 --> 00:54:13,598 There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today! 1068 00:54:14,702 --> 00:54:16,314 I love you. 1069 00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:20,095 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. 1070 00:54:20,142 --> 00:54:21,605 And I realised something. 1071 00:54:21,659 --> 00:54:25,006 I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana. 1072 00:54:25,362 --> 00:54:27,085 I couldn't stop thinking about getting high. 1073 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:30,365 And that's why I decided it was time to get help. 1074 00:54:30,892 --> 00:54:32,412 Hi, everyone. 1075 00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:35,886 - My name is Thurgood. - Hi, Thurgood. 1076 00:54:36,988 --> 00:54:38,218 Hi. 1077 00:54:38,642 --> 00:54:41,583 I'm here today because I'm addicted... 1078 00:54:42,403 --> 00:54:43,953 to marijuana. 1079 00:54:44,012 --> 00:54:45,133 Damn them all! 1080 00:54:45,286 --> 00:54:47,653 You in here because of marijuana? 1081 00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,126 Marijuana?! 1082 00:54:49,562 --> 00:54:52,031 Man, this is some bullshit! 1083 00:54:52,182 --> 00:54:54,378 Marijuana is not a drug. 1084 00:54:54,465 --> 00:54:56,071 I used to suck dick for coke. 1085 00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:57,908 - I seen him! - Damn! 1086 00:54:57,982 --> 00:55:01,147 And that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? 1087 00:55:01,181 --> 00:55:02,354 Huh? 1088 00:55:04,502 --> 00:55:08,325 - No, no. I can't say I have. - I didn't think so. 1089 00:55:08,442 --> 00:55:11,845 - Boo this man! - Boo! 1090 00:55:20,942 --> 00:55:22,403 No! 1091 00:55:23,110 --> 00:55:24,530 No! 1092 00:55:25,898 --> 00:55:27,312 No! 1093 00:55:28,455 --> 00:55:30,252 Devil man. 1094 00:55:30,571 --> 00:55:34,391 Devil 6-6-6. The mark of the beast! 1095 00:55:34,518 --> 00:55:35,832 No! 1096 00:55:36,079 --> 00:55:37,406 Naughty! 1097 00:55:37,748 --> 00:55:40,023 Naughty jungle of love! 1098 00:55:42,822 --> 00:55:44,198 The man is serious, B. 1099 00:55:44,252 --> 00:55:46,285 Calm down, all right. How serious can he be? 1100 00:55:46,338 --> 00:55:49,294 He wants to see Mr Nice Guy, yo. He told me. 1101 00:55:53,768 --> 00:55:55,360 Oh, man. 1102 00:55:57,922 --> 00:55:59,510 No, yo! 1103 00:56:00,162 --> 00:56:02,153 They killed Killer, B. 1104 00:56:03,488 --> 00:56:05,843 Yo, Samson did this, man. 1105 00:56:07,055 --> 00:56:09,046 Yo, he killed Killer, man. 1106 00:56:10,009 --> 00:56:12,258 - Hey. - He killed... 1107 00:56:13,048 --> 00:56:15,138 I'm gonna call Brian. 1108 00:56:15,601 --> 00:56:18,363 Let's just give him a proper burial, all right? 1109 00:56:18,550 --> 00:56:20,310 I'm sorry, man. 1110 00:56:21,135 --> 00:56:22,939 Jesus Christ. 1111 00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:24,739 - Oh! - Watch it, man! 1112 00:56:24,793 --> 00:56:26,992 - You stepped on his head, yo! - I'm sorry. 1113 00:56:27,026 --> 00:56:28,582 I'm sorry, I didn't even see him. 1114 00:57:03,162 --> 00:57:06,344 I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke. 1115 00:57:07,882 --> 00:57:09,645 What happened, man? 1116 00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,985 You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened. 1117 00:57:13,262 --> 00:57:16,465 Samson and his girls came rolling up in here looking for me. 1118 00:57:16,542 --> 00:57:19,878 Cos they said they was gonna mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr. Nice Guy. 1119 00:57:19,938 --> 00:57:22,087 So, they probably roughed the Guy up, 1120 00:57:22,141 --> 00:57:24,741 then started going to war with the apartment. 1121 00:57:24,822 --> 00:57:28,912 They had nunchucks, bolos. they be doing Indian burns. 1122 00:57:28,972 --> 00:57:30,921 And Killer paid the price, yo. 1123 00:57:31,189 --> 00:57:36,263 Now, he got the wrath. He got the wrath of the nunchucks, yo. 1124 00:57:37,362 --> 00:57:40,618 I think it's more complex than that. 1125 00:57:40,805 --> 00:57:42,265 More complex than that? 1126 00:57:42,382 --> 00:57:44,871 You know what I think happened? 1127 00:57:45,081 --> 00:57:47,518 You want to hear what I think, man? 1128 00:57:50,241 --> 00:57:54,017 First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, 1129 00:57:54,222 --> 00:57:58,518 you gotta understand who Killer, the dog, was. 1130 00:57:58,848 --> 00:58:02,292 Now, Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. 1131 00:58:02,362 --> 00:58:05,096 He was always ashamed of this, man. 1132 00:58:05,242 --> 00:58:09,918 And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. 1133 00:58:09,962 --> 00:58:14,958 He's a small-time gunrunner and uh Rottweiler fight promoter. 1134 00:58:15,004 --> 00:58:18,887 So, he puts Killer into training. They see now Killer's good. 1135 00:58:18,955 --> 00:58:20,971 He is damn good. 1136 00:58:21,362 --> 00:58:25,165 But then, he had the fight of his life. 1137 00:58:25,362 --> 00:58:28,565 They pit him against his brother, Nibbles. 1138 00:58:28,682 --> 00:58:30,945 And Killer said, "No, man. It's my brother. 1139 00:58:30,972 --> 00:58:34,438 I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made 'em fight anyway. 1140 00:58:35,318 --> 00:58:38,785 And then Killer, he killed Nibbles. 1141 00:58:39,125 --> 00:58:41,458 And Killer said, "That's it." 1142 00:58:41,602 --> 00:58:43,805 He called off all his fights 1143 00:58:43,872 --> 00:58:47,818 and he started doing crack and he... freaked out. 1144 00:58:48,042 --> 00:58:50,325 And then, in a rage... 1145 00:58:50,591 --> 00:58:52,392 he collapsed. 1146 00:58:53,022 --> 00:58:54,692 And his heart... 1147 00:58:55,081 --> 00:58:56,905 no longer beat. 1148 00:58:58,542 --> 00:59:00,114 Wow. 1149 00:59:01,214 --> 00:59:02,974 You know, uh... 1150 00:59:03,355 --> 00:59:05,668 I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but... 1151 00:59:06,535 --> 00:59:09,478 you two smoke entirely too much reefer. 1152 00:59:09,534 --> 00:59:13,003 What if... the Guy did it? 1153 00:59:13,243 --> 00:59:15,272 No way. You think? 1154 00:59:22,001 --> 00:59:25,372 Yo, the Guy? Did you kill my dog? 1155 00:59:30,282 --> 00:59:31,606 I believe him, yo. 1156 00:59:31,699 --> 00:59:33,792 I don't know why, but I do. 1157 00:59:38,364 --> 00:59:40,397 Samson did this shit, yo. 1158 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:46,432 Mr. Nice Guy, Party Accessories. 1159 00:59:46,505 --> 00:59:48,605 Well, did you get my message? 1160 00:59:49,048 --> 00:59:53,041 - Who is this? - This is Samson, smarty-pants! 1161 00:59:53,222 --> 00:59:55,719 Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister. 1162 00:59:55,832 --> 00:59:57,705 Samson, this is Sheila. 1163 00:59:57,792 --> 01:00:00,305 - Mama fell... - Shut up, bitch! 1164 01:00:00,422 --> 01:00:04,125 You tell Mr. Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass 1165 01:00:04,205 --> 01:00:07,268 over to my place at three O'clock tomorrow! 1166 01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:11,608 - Now, you don't want me to get ugly. - No, sir. 1167 01:00:11,762 --> 01:00:14,230 - Shit. - All right, I'll tell him. 1168 01:00:15,762 --> 01:00:17,598 Oh, my God. 1169 01:00:18,098 --> 01:00:20,085 We're in a lot of trouble. 1170 01:00:21,095 --> 01:00:22,827 Scarface? 1171 01:00:23,607 --> 01:00:25,480 Perhaps, you could help me. 1172 01:00:25,965 --> 01:00:29,532 Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican? 1173 01:00:29,882 --> 01:00:30,898 Oh... 1174 01:00:30,948 --> 01:00:33,805 Because I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo. 1175 01:00:33,886 --> 01:00:35,113 Why? 1176 01:00:35,195 --> 01:00:39,367 I don't know. I just always thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head, B. 1177 01:00:39,922 --> 01:00:41,490 We're in a lot of trouble, guys. 1178 01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:44,143 We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at three O'clock. 1179 01:00:44,495 --> 01:00:46,207 Where are we gonna get a Jamaican from? 1180 01:00:46,261 --> 01:00:50,060 I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man. 1181 01:00:50,594 --> 01:00:52,089 Yeah! 1182 01:00:53,682 --> 01:00:56,176 You have smoked yourself retarded. 1183 01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:03,026 Well, well, well... 1184 01:01:04,126 --> 01:01:06,406 if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy. 1185 01:01:07,495 --> 01:01:09,591 Welcome to my lair. 1186 01:01:10,611 --> 01:01:12,278 Well, now... 1187 01:01:12,372 --> 01:01:14,801 Tell me a little bit about yourself. 1188 01:01:17,425 --> 01:01:20,058 Well, you know, I be from Jamaica, mon. 1189 01:01:20,725 --> 01:01:21,998 Lord have mercy! 1190 01:01:22,082 --> 01:01:24,232 What part of Jamaica? 1191 01:01:24,415 --> 01:01:27,884 Right near the Beach... Boy! 1192 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:30,711 I think you're bullshitting me. 1193 01:01:31,165 --> 01:01:34,398 Samson Simpson, I stick by my story. 1194 01:01:34,498 --> 01:01:36,298 I'm from Jamaica. 1195 01:01:36,542 --> 01:01:38,658 If I wasn't a Jamaican,... 1196 01:01:38,942 --> 01:01:41,172 then why would I wear this hat? 1197 01:01:41,332 --> 01:01:42,339 Huh? 1198 01:01:42,382 --> 01:01:43,859 Delilah... 1199 01:01:45,268 --> 01:01:46,585 get me... 1200 01:01:47,232 --> 01:01:48,319 814. 1201 01:01:48,945 --> 01:01:50,332 814. 1202 01:01:51,834 --> 01:01:54,029 What the fuck is 814? 1203 01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:00,800 Aaagh! 1204 01:02:01,794 --> 01:02:02,854 I'm sorry, y'all. 1205 01:02:02,888 --> 01:02:05,794 I don't want to be the first nigger to die from a crossbow. 1206 01:02:06,117 --> 01:02:08,637 You know, I have been lying to you. 1207 01:02:08,697 --> 01:02:10,018 I'm sorry. 1208 01:02:10,091 --> 01:02:12,792 Samson, I'm sorry. Okay? 1209 01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:15,991 We, we just started this because our friend got locked up. 1210 01:02:16,051 --> 01:02:17,285 Borther, you know how that is. 1211 01:02:17,318 --> 01:02:19,014 We could... We had to get him outta jail. 1212 01:02:19,075 --> 01:02:21,814 Now, this is what's gonna happen. 1213 01:02:22,282 --> 01:02:25,498 You make about 40-50 thousand a week. 1214 01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:27,332 Shit. 1215 01:02:27,505 --> 01:02:29,838 - I wish - Well, I want half! 1216 01:02:30,542 --> 01:02:34,625 $20,000 a week... or you're dead! 1217 01:02:34,745 --> 01:02:36,665 Do you understand? 1218 01:02:37,342 --> 01:02:38,932 20,000 seems fair. 1219 01:02:39,032 --> 01:02:41,365 That seems fair, right, guys? It's fair. 1220 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,487 Class dismissed. 1221 01:02:45,522 --> 01:02:48,558 Man, we are in trouble, man. 1222 01:02:53,235 --> 01:02:57,052 Jerry, I really need your help, man. 1223 01:02:57,198 --> 01:02:58,258 Feel us! 1224 01:02:58,332 --> 01:03:01,692 Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? 1225 01:03:01,752 --> 01:03:03,112 Come on! 1226 01:03:04,294 --> 01:03:07,474 You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. 1227 01:03:07,605 --> 01:03:09,225 All of us! 1228 01:03:12,161 --> 01:03:13,478 Yo, Thurgood? 1229 01:03:13,539 --> 01:03:16,070 Why don't you get your boy, the Guy, to lend you some money, yo. 1230 01:03:16,134 --> 01:03:18,169 You certainly let him stay here long enough. 1231 01:03:18,229 --> 01:03:21,669 Man, that's Brian's boy. I didn't let him stay here. 1232 01:03:21,894 --> 01:03:24,472 I don't know him, man. 1233 01:03:29,638 --> 01:03:32,533 - Hey, what day is it? - Saturday. 1234 01:03:32,918 --> 01:03:35,972 - Is it January? - No, man. It's August. 1235 01:03:37,191 --> 01:03:40,265 Oh, wow. August. 1236 01:03:40,675 --> 01:03:43,024 Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys. 1237 01:03:43,098 --> 01:03:45,611 You know, if you want to double your profits, 1238 01:03:45,692 --> 01:03:48,004 you should just go in there and rob that lab. 1239 01:03:48,055 --> 01:03:50,371 Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no-one in there. 1240 01:03:50,424 --> 01:03:52,791 Just go in and rob the place blind. 1241 01:03:53,234 --> 01:03:55,364 It'll work. I promise you. 1242 01:03:58,362 --> 01:03:59,778 Hey, uh... 1243 01:03:59,905 --> 01:04:02,205 seeing as how we don't know who you are, you know... 1244 01:04:02,289 --> 01:04:04,798 are you planning on moving out soon? 1245 01:04:06,181 --> 01:04:08,983 Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time? 1246 01:04:09,031 --> 01:04:10,397 I'll be fine. 1247 01:04:10,463 --> 01:04:13,136 The robbery is what's important now. 1248 01:04:51,622 --> 01:04:53,551 Phase 1 is complete, yo! 1249 01:04:54,787 --> 01:04:55,903 All right. 1250 01:04:55,937 --> 01:04:58,003 Now, all we gotta do is go down this hatch 1251 01:04:58,037 --> 01:04:59,537 to the second floor supply room, 1252 01:04:59,602 --> 01:05:02,636 grab all the weed and we are outta here! 1253 01:05:02,719 --> 01:05:04,798 That sick, man! This sick. 1254 01:05:04,872 --> 01:05:06,245 - Let's do it. - All right. 1255 01:05:06,332 --> 01:05:08,213 Watch your step. 1256 01:05:17,771 --> 01:05:19,865 You didn't say nothing about no door, yo. 1257 01:05:19,905 --> 01:05:22,285 Chill out, man, all right. I smoke weed here all the time. 1258 01:05:22,325 --> 01:05:24,058 This door's never locked. 1259 01:05:25,182 --> 01:05:28,688 I didn't say the alarm would be off! All right. I said it never locked. 1260 01:05:28,755 --> 01:05:30,427 Hurry, yo! 1261 01:05:30,948 --> 01:05:33,071 You guys, wait up! Oh! 1262 01:05:38,211 --> 01:05:39,652 Hold up! 1263 01:05:40,388 --> 01:05:42,892 Isn't that Thurgood? The custodian? 1264 01:05:43,118 --> 01:05:45,344 Yeah. You want me to call the cops? 1265 01:05:45,529 --> 01:05:48,074 No, this is too much fun. 1266 01:05:49,005 --> 01:05:51,419 - Right up here! - Coming, yo. 1267 01:05:56,082 --> 01:05:58,073 I hope there's some left. 1268 01:06:14,588 --> 01:06:16,579 "Maui Wowie!" 1269 01:06:30,901 --> 01:06:33,012 I never seen this much weed in my life! 1270 01:06:33,086 --> 01:06:34,553 Let's go! 1271 01:06:38,085 --> 01:06:39,159 Come on, man. 1272 01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:59,011 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head. 1273 01:06:59,214 --> 01:07:02,252 Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B. 1274 01:07:02,534 --> 01:07:04,824 Just get down, man. 1275 01:07:08,028 --> 01:07:10,019 At least, Brian got away, yo. 1276 01:07:10,379 --> 01:07:11,925 Whoa! 1277 01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:13,539 My nads! 1278 01:07:13,972 --> 01:07:15,272 Oh. 1279 01:07:16,261 --> 01:07:19,558 Hey, thank God, man! 1280 01:07:19,605 --> 01:07:23,558 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head. 1281 01:07:24,235 --> 01:07:25,745 Move in. 1282 01:07:29,845 --> 01:07:31,852 These guys, "breaking and entering". 1283 01:07:31,959 --> 01:07:34,112 You got me? Open and shut. 1284 01:07:34,172 --> 01:07:35,552 I say we book 'em. 1285 01:07:35,605 --> 01:07:36,912 You got me? We book 'em. 1286 01:07:36,952 --> 01:07:38,185 Hey, hey, hey. 1287 01:07:38,272 --> 01:07:40,099 Wait a minute, guys. It's uh... 1288 01:07:40,702 --> 01:07:42,988 It's not open and shut, all right? 1289 01:07:43,385 --> 01:07:44,772 What do you guys do for a living? 1290 01:07:44,822 --> 01:07:47,205 - I'm a detective. - Yeah, we're detectives. 1291 01:07:47,238 --> 01:07:50,885 Oh, OK, then detect. Ask us something. 1292 01:07:51,514 --> 01:07:54,414 What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? 1293 01:07:54,488 --> 01:07:55,535 Yeah. 1294 01:07:55,842 --> 01:07:58,078 Aw, shit, yo! 1295 01:07:58,242 --> 01:08:02,971 Well, I heard he's got great weed, but, but that's neither here nor there. 1296 01:08:03,042 --> 01:08:05,925 - I mean, we can't bring him down. - Crazy. 1297 01:08:06,002 --> 01:08:10,145 But we can bring you Samson. Just ask me how. 1298 01:08:10,459 --> 01:08:11,772 Ask me! 1299 01:08:13,287 --> 01:08:15,241 How are you gonna bring Samson down? 1300 01:08:15,301 --> 01:08:17,534 We got a meeting with him in a couple days. 1301 01:08:18,149 --> 01:08:20,432 I'll wear a wire. Hmm? 1302 01:08:20,698 --> 01:08:24,752 All right, listen to me. There's $30,000 in this knapsack. 1303 01:08:24,865 --> 01:08:27,191 When you get in there, give him the 20 grand you owe him. 1304 01:08:27,282 --> 01:08:28,832 And with the remaining ten, 1305 01:08:28,885 --> 01:08:31,698 buy whatever narcotics he's got around. You got me? 1306 01:08:32,382 --> 01:08:34,438 - You paying attention? - No. 1307 01:08:35,125 --> 01:08:36,491 Sorry, man. 1308 01:08:36,638 --> 01:08:39,778 Unless you say out loud what it is you're buying, we got nothing. 1309 01:08:39,812 --> 01:08:43,568 So, make sure that you say it and make sure that you get Samson to say it. 1310 01:08:43,602 --> 01:08:45,452 - No codes. No slang. - Yeah. 1311 01:08:45,511 --> 01:08:48,365 Now, as soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, 1312 01:08:48,425 --> 01:08:50,148 say the phrase "abracadabra". 1313 01:08:50,194 --> 01:08:53,591 - Abracadabra. - Abracadabra? 1314 01:08:54,522 --> 01:08:55,905 Okay, okay. 1315 01:08:55,945 --> 01:08:57,965 Make sure that you are relaxed. 1316 01:08:58,018 --> 01:09:01,808 - Just act completely normal. - That's gonna be a problem. 1317 01:09:01,842 --> 01:09:03,005 What do you mean? 1318 01:09:03,058 --> 01:09:05,961 I mean, we haven't smoked any weed today, man. 1319 01:09:06,482 --> 01:09:09,454 If the three of us go in there all clear-eyed and shit, 1320 01:09:09,495 --> 01:09:11,934 Samson is gonna know something's up. 1321 01:09:15,082 --> 01:09:16,893 Well, if you think it's gonna help. 1322 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,116 Yeah, yeah, I think that's gonna help. 1323 01:09:19,163 --> 01:09:20,906 You got a light? 1324 01:09:24,665 --> 01:09:27,845 Mmm. H-hmm. H-hmm. 1325 01:09:29,161 --> 01:09:30,958 Thanks, Officer. 1326 01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:41,358 I just wanna say, that was a great idea, Thurgood. 1327 01:09:41,462 --> 01:09:46,490 - Wow! I mean, where do you even... - Just smoke it, yo! 1328 01:09:48,262 --> 01:09:50,865 If something happens to us, could you... 1329 01:09:50,999 --> 01:09:53,551 could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman? 1330 01:09:54,365 --> 01:09:55,668 Sure thing, kid. 1331 01:09:55,855 --> 01:09:59,828 And, and tell our friend, Kenny Davis, we love him. 1332 01:10:00,122 --> 01:10:03,045 - He's in prison. - Let's go, come on! 1333 01:10:03,215 --> 01:10:04,911 All right, let's move. 1334 01:10:05,892 --> 01:10:07,858 All right. Just remember to speak clearly. 1335 01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:09,482 Get him to say what he's selling. 1336 01:10:09,528 --> 01:10:10,928 - All right? - Yeah. 1337 01:10:11,161 --> 01:10:16,244 You know, it ain't always good to get high before you have important things to do. 1338 01:10:16,775 --> 01:10:20,131 But lucky for us, the cops had our backs. 1339 01:10:21,602 --> 01:10:24,435 - Hello, boys. - Hi, Samson. 1340 01:10:25,282 --> 01:10:26,738 So... 1341 01:10:27,385 --> 01:10:28,712 where's the money? 1342 01:10:28,782 --> 01:10:30,812 Right here in my bag. Um... 1343 01:10:30,885 --> 01:10:33,845 Samson, can I ask you a question? 1344 01:10:34,059 --> 01:10:35,692 Go ahead. 1345 01:10:36,222 --> 01:10:39,771 Do you know where we can score some cocaine? 1346 01:10:40,291 --> 01:10:42,225 You want some candy? 1347 01:10:42,532 --> 01:10:43,852 Uh, no, thanks. 1348 01:10:43,895 --> 01:10:48,231 But, it'd be great if we can get some cocaine. 1349 01:10:50,282 --> 01:10:52,018 What's so funny? 1350 01:10:52,132 --> 01:10:54,445 Those guys... those guys are doomed! 1351 01:10:54,715 --> 01:10:56,998 I can't feel my hands! 1352 01:10:57,261 --> 01:10:59,027 I, I can feel them. 1353 01:10:59,388 --> 01:11:01,401 Aggghhh! 1354 01:11:03,362 --> 01:11:05,698 What we have here... 1355 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:08,005 is some Columbian heaven. 1356 01:11:08,435 --> 01:11:09,941 Pure cocaine. 1357 01:11:10,081 --> 01:11:12,094 Candy makes you dandy. 1358 01:11:12,168 --> 01:11:13,261 Hmm. 1359 01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:16,599 This is all the cocaine we get for ten G's, B? 1360 01:11:16,802 --> 01:11:20,787 - Oh well, we have other product. -Oh, like, like more cocaine? 1361 01:11:22,425 --> 01:11:24,445 And that is? 1362 01:11:24,502 --> 01:11:28,495 Fine China. Babaloo. 1363 01:11:28,678 --> 01:11:32,665 - Looks like heroin to me, yo. - Yeah. Yeah, is that heroin? 1364 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:36,538 You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the dope game. 1365 01:11:36,838 --> 01:11:38,567 Oh, you mean the game that you run, yo? 1366 01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:39,688 Yeah. 1367 01:11:40,002 --> 01:11:42,761 Just call me Jesse Owens. 1368 01:11:42,842 --> 01:11:45,532 Hey, Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get outta here? 1369 01:11:45,682 --> 01:11:47,098 Okay. 1370 01:11:47,805 --> 01:11:49,812 Can I buy some of your heroin, too? 1371 01:11:49,908 --> 01:11:51,378 Okay! 1372 01:11:53,785 --> 01:11:57,405 All right, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. 1373 01:11:57,562 --> 01:12:00,065 Thank you very much for the heroin and the cocaine. 1374 01:12:00,112 --> 01:12:02,772 Here's your money. All right. 1375 01:12:04,325 --> 01:12:06,379 Abracadabra. 1376 01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:09,618 Yeah, man! 1377 01:12:09,883 --> 01:12:11,176 Yeah. 1378 01:12:11,748 --> 01:12:14,683 Abracadabra! 1379 01:12:18,202 --> 01:12:21,344 "You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need." 1380 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:28,331 - Abracadabra, yo! - Abracadabra, man. 1381 01:12:28,622 --> 01:12:30,040 Abracadabra. 1382 01:12:30,114 --> 01:12:32,887 Boy, why do you keep saying that? 1383 01:12:33,042 --> 01:12:35,476 What? Abracadabra? 1384 01:12:35,522 --> 01:12:37,765 Yes, abracadabra. 1385 01:12:37,962 --> 01:12:40,582 It's the latest thing, man. All the kids are saying it. 1386 01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:42,555 - Hey. - Hey, Abracadabra, my nigger! 1387 01:12:42,642 --> 01:12:44,355 - What's up? Abracadabra. - Abracadabra. 1388 01:12:44,395 --> 01:12:45,631 Slim! 1389 01:12:45,692 --> 01:12:47,732 Take off your shirt. 1390 01:12:48,202 --> 01:12:49,578 Samson... 1391 01:12:49,658 --> 01:12:51,738 Samson, I hardly know you. 1392 01:12:51,852 --> 01:12:53,101 Ladies. 1393 01:12:53,194 --> 01:12:55,161 - Abracadabra! - Abracadabra, man! 1394 01:12:55,214 --> 01:12:57,821 - Abracadabra, yo! - Abracadabra! 1395 01:12:57,941 --> 01:13:00,654 - Abra... - You're dead! 1396 01:13:02,062 --> 01:13:03,358 All of you! 1397 01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:06,685 Hey, fellas. Let's beat these bitches! 1398 01:13:34,142 --> 01:13:36,204 Come on, let's work it out. 1399 01:13:42,402 --> 01:13:44,677 Oh, tip. Yo, your titty. 1400 01:13:47,401 --> 01:13:50,234 - Now, that's a titty. - Fully, man. 1401 01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:53,865 That is an official fully titty. 1402 01:13:53,962 --> 01:13:55,370 Aaggh! 1403 01:14:01,581 --> 01:14:03,761 These are mean people. 1404 01:14:03,808 --> 01:14:06,381 - Mean, mean, man. - Look out! 1405 01:14:11,188 --> 01:14:13,358 This is for Killer, B. 1406 01:14:15,622 --> 01:14:18,819 Surprise, surprise, surprise! 1407 01:14:19,212 --> 01:14:21,045 Look who's walking. 1408 01:14:22,387 --> 01:14:24,513 Nigger, I thought you said you was crippled. 1409 01:14:24,594 --> 01:14:28,561 Well, sweet pea, we're all crippled in some way. 1410 01:14:28,765 --> 01:14:31,365 - Put it down! - You win. 1411 01:14:31,632 --> 01:14:33,145 Now,... 1412 01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:36,852 this is the way it's gonna work. 1413 01:14:37,422 --> 01:14:40,485 I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me 1414 01:14:40,538 --> 01:14:42,172 and I'm gonna kill him. 1415 01:14:42,262 --> 01:14:44,871 - I'm Cuban, B. - Yes, Cuban B. 1416 01:14:45,451 --> 01:14:47,791 Now, is there anything you want to say... 1417 01:14:47,898 --> 01:14:50,590 - to your friends? - Jerry, we need you. 1418 01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,585 Abracadabra, B! 1419 01:14:58,922 --> 01:15:02,128 Oh, man! 1420 01:15:05,472 --> 01:15:07,071 Wow! 1421 01:15:09,495 --> 01:15:11,991 Sucks to be you, man! 1422 01:15:13,462 --> 01:15:16,135 Oh, man! Oh, man! 1423 01:15:16,182 --> 01:15:20,380 What did I... I told you he was real, man! 1424 01:15:20,422 --> 01:15:24,335 Jerry, thank you, man. 1425 01:15:24,482 --> 01:15:26,472 You're welcome, Brian. 1426 01:15:27,108 --> 01:15:28,666 Peace. 1427 01:15:36,082 --> 01:15:38,960 - Well, abracadabra. - Whoa! 1428 01:15:39,408 --> 01:15:42,205 - All right. - What the hell's going on here? 1429 01:15:42,448 --> 01:15:44,944 Our job is done. These guys can go home. 1430 01:15:44,991 --> 01:15:46,951 You guys are wasted, man. 1431 01:15:47,034 --> 01:15:48,991 Thurgood! Thurgood. 1432 01:15:49,257 --> 01:15:50,620 Nice letter. 1433 01:15:50,767 --> 01:15:52,927 - Gimme that back. - Queer! 1434 01:15:59,097 --> 01:16:01,038 - Everybody, freeze! - Oh, shit! 1435 01:16:01,134 --> 01:16:02,726 Nobody move! 1436 01:16:05,322 --> 01:16:08,312 Of course, the cops took all the credit for busting Samson, 1437 01:16:08,345 --> 01:16:09,828 but that's not important. 1438 01:16:09,908 --> 01:16:11,868 What was important is that we cut a deal, 1439 01:16:11,921 --> 01:16:15,225 and Kenny was finally free. Hallelujah! 1440 01:16:19,045 --> 01:16:21,636 Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge, 1441 01:16:21,682 --> 01:16:24,672 where I had to make things right with Mary Jane. 1442 01:16:28,265 --> 01:16:30,358 - Hi. - Are you? 1443 01:16:31,261 --> 01:16:33,561 A little bit from yesterday, you know, when Kenny got... 1444 01:16:33,608 --> 01:16:35,819 But, but, but, Mary Jane, listen. 1445 01:16:36,072 --> 01:16:37,445 I'm done. 1446 01:16:37,532 --> 01:16:39,905 I'm done selling it. I'm done smoking it. 1447 01:16:39,982 --> 01:16:42,158 This is the last of it, right here. 1448 01:16:42,257 --> 01:16:45,758 I just wanted you to see me get rid of it. 1449 01:16:47,242 --> 01:16:49,738 Could we just have a... a moment alone? 1450 01:16:51,978 --> 01:16:53,772 Do what you gotta do. 1451 01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:55,258 Be strong. 1452 01:16:55,339 --> 01:16:56,771 Thanks, baby. 1453 01:17:00,302 --> 01:17:01,906 Mary Jane,... 1454 01:17:02,342 --> 01:17:05,905 being with you these past 11 years has been wonderful. 1455 01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:08,481 But, I gotta move on. 1456 01:17:08,608 --> 01:17:10,227 Come on, smoke me. 1457 01:17:10,488 --> 01:17:12,721 Have a quickie for old times' sake. 1458 01:17:12,931 --> 01:17:15,931 No. She's looking. 1459 01:17:16,017 --> 01:17:19,171 She's looking. All right, real quick. 1460 01:17:21,922 --> 01:17:23,316 No. 1461 01:17:23,516 --> 01:17:27,723 No, it wouldn't be right! God damn you! 1462 01:17:30,422 --> 01:17:33,220 You'll be back! 1463 01:17:34,102 --> 01:17:37,305 - Everything work out OK? - Yeah. 1464 01:17:37,701 --> 01:17:41,692 - Mary Jane, I love you. - I love you, too. 1465 01:17:46,022 --> 01:17:47,410 I know. 1466 01:17:47,577 --> 01:17:49,073 I know what you're thinking. 1467 01:17:49,387 --> 01:17:51,627 That old Thurgood sold out, right? 1468 01:17:51,993 --> 01:17:53,367 I'm your girl now. 1469 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:55,950 But, let me tell you something. I love weed. 1470 01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:58,117 Okay? I love it. 1471 01:17:59,222 --> 01:18:02,712 But, not as much as I love pussy! 1472 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:04,892 The End. 1473 01:18:06,254 --> 01:18:10,267 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1474 01:18:10,842 --> 01:18:14,427 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1475 01:18:15,022 --> 01:18:19,138 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1476 01:18:19,702 --> 01:18:23,218 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1477 01:18:23,685 --> 01:18:27,265 ♪ Sitting here together, baby ♪ 1478 01:18:27,758 --> 01:18:29,620 ♪ We're all alone ♪ 1479 01:18:32,395 --> 01:18:36,045 ♪ Now I can tell you, girl ♪ 1480 01:18:36,472 --> 01:18:38,398 ♪ You turn me on ♪ 1481 01:18:41,302 --> 01:18:45,205 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1482 01:18:45,885 --> 01:18:49,625 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1483 01:18:49,827 --> 01:18:53,974 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1484 01:18:54,589 --> 01:18:58,103 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1485 01:18:58,702 --> 01:19:04,778 ♪ Bring out the lovin', ♪ ♪ the lovin' desire, baby ♪ 1486 01:19:07,315 --> 01:19:13,985 ♪ You got the match, ooh, ♪ ♪ that lights my fire ♪ 1487 01:19:16,172 --> 01:19:20,065 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1488 01:19:20,718 --> 01:19:24,112 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1489 01:19:24,895 --> 01:19:28,938 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1490 01:19:29,525 --> 01:19:33,365 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1491 01:19:51,042 --> 01:19:55,007 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1492 01:19:55,702 --> 01:19:59,358 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1493 01:19:59,672 --> 01:20:03,612 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1494 01:20:04,402 --> 01:20:07,978 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1495 01:20:08,501 --> 01:20:14,785 ♪ Bring out the lovin', ♪ ♪ the lovin' desire, baby ♪ 1496 01:20:17,362 --> 01:20:21,321 ♪ You've got the match, ooh ♪ 1497 01:20:21,382 --> 01:20:23,945 ♪ That lights my fire ♪ 1498 01:20:25,942 --> 01:20:30,118 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1499 01:20:30,438 --> 01:20:34,238 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1500 01:20:34,722 --> 01:20:38,874 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1501 01:20:39,007 --> 01:20:43,261 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1502 01:20:43,594 --> 01:20:47,653 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1503 01:20:47,973 --> 01:20:51,579 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high ♪ 1504 01:20:52,268 --> 01:20:56,191 ♪ I get lifted up ♪ 1505 01:20:56,545 --> 01:21:01,231 ♪ High, high ♪ ♪ High, high # ♪ 1506 01:21:42,762 --> 01:21:44,605 Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle. 1507 01:21:44,702 --> 01:21:48,252 If you want to learn more about marijuana or other illegal substances, 1508 01:21:48,292 --> 01:21:50,158 go to your local library. 1509 01:21:50,212 --> 01:21:54,674 - Remember, the more you read... - The smarter you are. 1510 01:21:54,722 --> 01:21:57,288 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1511 01:21:57,342 --> 01:21:58,968 All right! 1511 01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:05,590 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org112377