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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,328 --> 00:00:01,628 Do you think this is right? 2 00:00:01,910 --> 00:00:05,165 Well, Mr K said to meet Nikhil here, so I guess so. 3 00:00:05,377 --> 00:00:08,048 Do we really need another person? 4 00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:11,618 Well, apparently it's a big job today, 5 00:00:11,641 --> 00:00:13,506 and Nikhil is supposed to be the best. 6 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:16,190 So we need to be totally focussed. 7 00:00:16,270 --> 00:00:17,301 Totally. 8 00:00:17,581 --> 00:00:19,048 - Yeah? - Yeah. 9 00:00:19,347 --> 00:00:20,398 Good. 10 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:21,939 You hungry, Fran? 11 00:00:22,616 --> 00:00:24,857 Um, a bit I guess, yeah. A little bit. 12 00:00:24,873 --> 00:00:26,032 I made you an egg sandwich. 13 00:00:26,430 --> 00:00:29,420 I dread to think how long that's been sweating in that glove box. 14 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,510 Made it specially for you, so you might just wanna have a bite. 15 00:00:32,895 --> 00:00:34,536 Go on, have a bite. 16 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:38,178 (SQUELCH) 17 00:00:38,318 --> 00:00:39,990 (LAUGHS) 18 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:43,793 Ooh. I love April Fool's! 19 00:00:43,817 --> 00:00:46,458 Of course you do. It's basically Christmas for idiots. 20 00:00:46,715 --> 00:00:50,256 There is a lot more where that came from. 21 00:00:50,295 --> 00:00:52,622 - Yeah. - I've got the fly in the ice cube... 22 00:00:52,630 --> 00:00:54,510 Remember the glasses and the moustache and... 23 00:00:54,607 --> 00:00:56,782 - Yeah. - Oh, my! And a whoopee cushion. 24 00:00:56,809 --> 00:01:00,070 Obvs. Er, we've got the fake gun. 25 00:01:00,105 --> 00:01:02,350 Jamie, that's a real gun. 26 00:01:02,561 --> 00:01:05,479 Oh. Er... Oh. 27 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:08,024 Bang! (LAUGHS) 28 00:01:08,190 --> 00:01:10,681 - "Bang." Ohh. - Look, can you just stop? 29 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:13,602 I need this to go well. The rest of my life's a total mess. 30 00:01:13,630 --> 00:01:16,696 Dare I ask, how is that Joao situation? 31 00:01:16,809 --> 00:01:19,757 Actually, it's... it's improved. It's sort of sorted now, really. 32 00:01:19,773 --> 00:01:22,230 We've agreed that, um, he's gonna keep the flat 33 00:01:22,388 --> 00:01:24,104 and I get the sofa. 34 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:26,723 Unfortunately the sofa's in the flat and he's got the keys, but... 35 00:01:26,944 --> 00:01:28,859 - I mean... - Sounds a bit tricky, mate, but... 36 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:33,438 Do you know what? Change can actually be a really good thing. 37 00:01:33,562 --> 00:01:36,258 You know, like I've changed from brushing my teeth 38 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,814 to just popping a few Smints. 39 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:40,060 I won't lie, I had noticed that difference. 40 00:01:41,386 --> 00:01:43,982 I want to make a deal with you. You cut yourself some slack 41 00:01:44,126 --> 00:01:45,737 and I'll start brushing my teeth. 42 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:46,950 - Yeah? - Great. Deal. 43 00:01:46,962 --> 00:01:48,332 - (BUZZ) - Ow! What? 44 00:01:48,452 --> 00:01:49,736 (LAUGHS) 45 00:01:49,755 --> 00:01:52,456 Just stop it. No more pranks. Please. 46 00:01:54,039 --> 00:01:56,590 Right, um, do you think that's him? 47 00:01:56,934 --> 00:01:58,366 God, he looks terrifying. 48 00:02:01,430 --> 00:02:03,470 (GRUNTING) 49 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:09,510 (GRUNTING CONTINUES) 50 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:11,230 (CRACK) 51 00:02:17,047 --> 00:02:18,448 Open door! 52 00:02:18,712 --> 00:02:21,020 - Open the fucking door! - Open the door. 53 00:02:21,102 --> 00:02:22,870 (DOOR SLIDES OPEN) 54 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:26,024 (THUD) 55 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:28,877 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 56 00:02:33,223 --> 00:02:34,752 Good morning. 57 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,016 I am Nikhil. 58 00:02:37,421 --> 00:02:40,717 (CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY) 59 00:02:41,344 --> 00:02:42,904 BOTH: Good morning, Nikhil. 60 00:02:44,779 --> 00:02:47,677 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 61 00:02:52,693 --> 00:02:56,234 So, um, what about you, Nikhil? Um... 62 00:02:56,942 --> 00:02:59,510 - Is there a Mrs Nikhil? - Dead. 63 00:02:59,751 --> 00:03:01,790 God, I'm so sorry. Um... 64 00:03:03,028 --> 00:03:04,910 - Kids? - Dead. 65 00:03:06,127 --> 00:03:08,116 - Pets? - Two gerbils. 66 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:10,631 - Aw, that's nice. - Both dead. 67 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:14,310 (INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY) 68 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:15,919 One target down. 69 00:03:16,002 --> 00:03:18,054 - Only seven more. - Seven?! 70 00:03:18,244 --> 00:03:20,583 Our witness in court case. 71 00:03:20,623 --> 00:03:22,841 We hit all by tomorrow morning. 72 00:03:27,836 --> 00:03:29,704 Nikhil, if you're hungry... 73 00:03:29,723 --> 00:03:31,873 - (WHISPERING) Jamie, no. No. - 'Cos I've got, um, 74 00:03:31,888 --> 00:03:35,375 a really delicious egg sandwich with your name on. 75 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:43,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 76 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:55,230 (MUNCHING) 77 00:03:58,443 --> 00:04:01,945 OK, target number two in flat over wall. 78 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:05,310 (DEATH METAL PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES) 79 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:08,574 - Hm. That's a big wall. - Big wall. 80 00:04:08,593 --> 00:04:09,853 - (MUSIC STOPS) - What's the plan? 81 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:11,453 Well, I think you should give me a leg up. 82 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,135 Oh, I gave you a leg up last time. 83 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:16,139 Er, no, you didn't 'cos I distinctly remember I gave you a leg up 84 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:18,548 when you'd trodden in dog shit and it was all over my hands. 85 00:04:18,618 --> 00:04:20,517 Oh, yeah. Let's play a game. 86 00:04:21,390 --> 00:04:24,544 I'm gonna think of a person and if you can guess who I'm thinking of, 87 00:04:24,552 --> 00:04:26,556 - then I will give you the leg up. - That's ridiculous. 88 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:27,905 - Why? - Because it's like 89 00:04:27,924 --> 00:04:32,914 - a one in seven billion chance I'll get it right. - OK, we'll narrow it down to... 90 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:35,842 - the people in this van. - Fine. 91 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:38,396 - Is it me? - Wait, I'm not ready yet. 92 00:04:42,372 --> 00:04:43,376 OK, go. 93 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:45,415 - Is it me? - Yes. 94 00:04:45,422 --> 00:04:46,457 Yes, it is me. 95 00:04:50,532 --> 00:04:53,070 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 96 00:04:56,203 --> 00:04:58,708 - (MUSIC STOPS) - Done. We go now. 97 00:05:01,987 --> 00:05:03,630 (WHISPERING) I didn't even know he left the van. 98 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:05,392 (WHISPERING) He's incredible. 99 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,980 (WHISPERING) Incredible at killing people, maybe. 100 00:05:08,209 --> 00:05:10,270 (WHISPERING) But I bet he can't guess who I'm thinking of. 101 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:13,571 - One who look like weakling schoolboy. - (CHUCKLES) 102 00:05:13,590 --> 00:05:16,390 (DEATH METAL PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES) 103 00:05:16,623 --> 00:05:18,444 - Does he mean me? - (WHISPERING) Yeah. 104 00:05:18,907 --> 00:05:21,230 (WHISPERING) Wow. He's good. 105 00:05:21,452 --> 00:05:23,270 (ENGINE STARTS) 106 00:05:25,829 --> 00:05:27,483 (SPLASH) 107 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:31,483 - Nice work. - No touch. 108 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,972 - Sorry. - (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATING) 109 00:05:34,813 --> 00:05:37,750 - I should get this. - I check body go down. 110 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,117 Mr K? 111 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,089 Yeah, no, we're up and running. 112 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:45,742 Nikhil? Very efficient. Mm. 113 00:05:45,922 --> 00:05:49,896 Er, yeah. I mean, Jamie's really busy doing, um... 114 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:54,161 er, stuff. Yeah, she's... she's super on it. Um, 115 00:05:54,273 --> 00:05:55,950 yeah, I'll check in when we're done. 116 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:57,410 OK. 117 00:05:59,574 --> 00:06:00,892 Are you going to do anything today? 118 00:06:00,906 --> 00:06:03,777 - I've come up with the perfect way to trick him. - I mean, anything useful. 119 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,384 One Martini, extra fly. 120 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:09,535 - I don't think he's gonna see that coming. - Jamie, you've got to stop this, it's embarrassing. 121 00:06:09,915 --> 00:06:12,129 We're starting to work like professionals for once 122 00:06:12,149 --> 00:06:15,422 - and if you can't help, then just don't get in the way. - Fine. 123 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:19,294 So, where to next, Nikhil? 124 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,750 (LOUD FART) 125 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:26,448 It's a whoopee cushion. 126 00:06:33,307 --> 00:06:37,397 Next location, security camera here, here and here. 127 00:06:37,499 --> 00:06:40,860 We go in back way. Bang, bang, bang. You cover me. 128 00:06:41,273 --> 00:06:43,190 - Sounds like a plan. - (VEHICLE APPROACHES) 129 00:06:43,321 --> 00:06:44,751 What about me? 130 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,484 - You wait here. - (DOORS CLOSE) 131 00:06:51,949 --> 00:06:54,600 Fran. We going for that drink or what? 132 00:06:54,605 --> 00:06:57,645 - What? So you just abandon me in the middle of nowhere again? - Oh, come on. 133 00:06:58,229 --> 00:07:00,225 Looks like that long Highland hike did you good. 134 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:02,793 Yeah. That's probably the stone I lost due to crippling diarrhoea 135 00:07:02,809 --> 00:07:06,444 from drinking from a stream. But... thanks. 136 00:07:06,451 --> 00:07:07,712 Go away. 137 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,218 Who's your friend 138 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:12,755 and what's with his frickin' do? 139 00:07:12,790 --> 00:07:16,370 That's Nikhil. Mr K asked us to work with him today. 140 00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:18,016 Wow. 141 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:19,957 The Nikhil. 142 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:23,561 So Mr K sent you a babysitter. That's adorable. 143 00:07:23,585 --> 00:07:25,677 Yeah, uh... We don't... Well, he's not a babysitter. 144 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:27,248 I mean, we've got a lot of work on so... 145 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:29,388 - Does he give you a snack after school? - (LAUGHS) 146 00:07:29,441 --> 00:07:32,082 Does he read you a bedtime story? 147 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:34,899 (LAUGHS) Yeah, does he read you a bedtime story? 148 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:37,423 - I just said that, Charles. - Oh, yeah. Does he like... 149 00:07:37,744 --> 00:07:40,035 record the story on audiobook maybe? 150 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,699 - It's the same thing, Charles. - Yep. 151 00:07:41,723 --> 00:07:43,401 Final warning. 152 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,249 Hey, Jamie, who's this? 153 00:07:45,575 --> 00:07:47,166 (IMITATES NIKHIL) Final warning. 154 00:07:47,365 --> 00:07:49,208 (LAUGHS) That is so Nikhil. 155 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:51,121 Charles is a very gifted impressionist. 156 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:53,922 (IMITATES NIKHIL) Final warning. I am big, scary man 157 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:57,229 - with mullet and muscles... - Charles, grow up, we're working. 158 00:07:57,254 --> 00:07:59,472 (IMITATES FRAN) Charles, grow up, we're working. 159 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:00,995 - Argh! - Hey! 160 00:08:01,019 --> 00:08:02,834 Please! I have a really delicate trachea! 161 00:08:02,838 --> 00:08:05,095 - Apologise to schoolboy lady. - Who? 162 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,737 He means me, but it's... it's a sign of respect. 163 00:08:07,824 --> 00:08:10,159 I'm sorry. (GRUNTS) 164 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,576 Sorry, Fran! Sorry, Fran! 165 00:08:12,985 --> 00:08:15,266 - (CHOKING) - Probably enough. 166 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:18,990 (GRUNTS) 167 00:08:19,906 --> 00:08:22,275 - Ready to work? - Let's do it. 168 00:08:22,372 --> 00:08:24,110 [STEVIE WONDER: For Once in My Life] 169 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,438 ♪ For once in my life ♪ 170 00:08:31,491 --> 00:08:34,123 ♪ I have someone who needs me ♪ 171 00:08:34,332 --> 00:08:37,678 - ♪ Someone I've needed so long ♪ - (SILENCED PISTOL FIRES) 172 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:40,383 ♪ For once unafraid ♪ 173 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:42,883 ♪ I can go where life leads me ♪ 174 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:46,347 ♪ Somehow I know I'll be strong ♪ 175 00:08:46,891 --> 00:08:49,177 - ♪ For once I can touch ♪ - (WHOOPEE CUSHION FARTS) 176 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:52,003 ♪ What my heart used to dream of ♪ 177 00:08:52,178 --> 00:08:54,834 ♪ Long before I knew ♪ 178 00:08:55,831 --> 00:08:59,980 ♪ Oh, someone warm like you ♪ 179 00:09:00,190 --> 00:09:03,530 ♪ Would make my dream come true ♪ 180 00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:05,390 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 181 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:07,402 ♪ For once in my life ♪ 182 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:09,625 ♪ I won't let sorrow hurt me ♪ 183 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:12,981 ♪ Not like it's hurt me before ♪ 184 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:16,054 ♪ For once I have something ♪ 185 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:18,671 ♪ I know won't desert me ♪ 186 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:21,950 - ♪ I'm not alone any more ♪ - (GUNSHOT) 187 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:24,510 ♪ For once I can say ♪ 188 00:09:24,771 --> 00:09:27,295 ♪ This is mine, you can't take it ♪ 189 00:09:27,363 --> 00:09:29,012 ♪ As long as I know... ♪ 190 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:30,705 Ahh! 191 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,905 Ooh. 192 00:09:35,670 --> 00:09:37,750 (FIRE CRACKLING) 193 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,790 (SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE) 194 00:09:40,957 --> 00:09:43,230 I can't believe how smoothly today's gone. 195 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:45,590 Makes a nice change, to be honest with you. 196 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,724 Cool. 197 00:09:57,780 --> 00:10:00,319 From now on, we will work together. 198 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:04,317 - (COUGHS LIGHTLY) - Mr K tell me look you and Jamie, 199 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:07,275 choose new partner. I choose you. 200 00:10:09,259 --> 00:10:11,531 I... didn't realise that was a... 201 00:10:11,949 --> 00:10:14,594 Um... I'm very flattered. 202 00:10:16,521 --> 00:10:17,887 What about Jamie? 203 00:10:18,422 --> 00:10:19,964 She take break. 204 00:10:20,192 --> 00:10:22,362 Play with toys another place. 205 00:10:26,165 --> 00:10:28,222 - I don't know... - Trust me. 206 00:10:28,714 --> 00:10:30,513 Is better for her, 207 00:10:31,106 --> 00:10:33,030 is very better for you. 208 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:46,030 (DOG BARKING) 209 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:54,875 What? 210 00:10:55,784 --> 00:10:57,507 Why are you trying to be like Nikhil? 211 00:10:57,677 --> 00:10:59,438 - I'm not. - (SIGHS) 212 00:11:01,476 --> 00:11:03,378 You know he's a proper nut-job, yeah? 213 00:11:03,392 --> 00:11:05,080 You saw what he did to Charles. 214 00:11:07,182 --> 00:11:09,712 I just can't wait for today to be over 215 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,482 and for us to get back to normal. 216 00:11:15,723 --> 00:11:17,071 Fran? 217 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:23,155 - Have you ever thought about taking a break? - What do you mean? 218 00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:26,911 Oh, you know, you could spend some more time on your... 219 00:11:28,248 --> 00:11:31,843 ... pranks, and maybe I could... 220 00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:33,491 go and work with Nikhil. 221 00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:35,301 So... 222 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:37,868 You and Nikhil? 223 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:40,004 Is this an April Fool's joke? 224 00:11:40,052 --> 00:11:42,158 No, Jamie, it's not. 225 00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,525 Perhaps you should just mix it up a bit. 226 00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:48,350 You know, I do my thing and you do your thing. 227 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,227 - Still be best mates. - (SIGHS) 228 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,672 (SIGHS) 229 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:02,573 Mr K give me next target location. We go now. 230 00:12:02,602 --> 00:12:04,499 Do you know what, Nikhil? Why don't you just sit up here? 231 00:12:04,538 --> 00:12:05,953 - Yeah? - Jamie. Jamie. 232 00:12:05,978 --> 00:12:08,677 - I warmed your seat for you. - Jamie, please, don't be... 233 00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:18,779 (EXHALES) 234 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:23,510 (CLATTERING) 235 00:12:26,902 --> 00:12:28,264 Drive. 236 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:47,150 (DEATH METAL PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES) 237 00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:50,130 You come with me. 238 00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:52,154 - You... - I know, I know. Wait here. 239 00:12:57,596 --> 00:12:59,158 (DOOR SLAMS) 240 00:12:59,693 --> 00:13:01,079 (DOOR SLAMS) 241 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,110 Why would the target be here? 242 00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:12,540 No guns. 243 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:18,430 (SAWING) 244 00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:31,460 (SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT) Hello, Fran. 245 00:13:34,456 --> 00:13:36,372 Christiaan Krige. 246 00:13:37,146 --> 00:13:38,892 AKA... 247 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,737 Mr K. 248 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,320 Do we shake or do we kiss? 249 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:54,561 Best of both worlds, eh? 250 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,110 - So, you and Nikhil. - (SAWING CONTINUES) 251 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,270 - Yes, very exciting. - (WHIRRING) 252 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:03,209 Kan julle stop met die fokken geraas?! 253 00:14:03,287 --> 00:14:05,442 I'm trying to have a fucking meeting here! 254 00:14:07,115 --> 00:14:08,768 Cards on the table. 255 00:14:08,939 --> 00:14:12,030 I'm looking to streamline. 256 00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:14,799 - The pound is not what it was. - (BANGING) 257 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:18,592 - Small businessmen such as myself... - (BANGING CONTINUES) 258 00:14:18,631 --> 00:14:21,720 ... are having to tighten our belts. 259 00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:23,801 I won't fucking tell you again! 260 00:14:26,514 --> 00:14:27,993 (INHALES) 261 00:14:29,005 --> 00:14:33,134 I was thinking of dropping you and your partner. 262 00:14:33,465 --> 00:14:37,229 But then Nikhil lost his number two last week... 263 00:14:37,326 --> 00:14:39,914 attack of conscience, such a shame... 264 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:42,147 so you're in luck. 265 00:14:42,968 --> 00:14:45,605 Well, I... I... can't wait to get started. 266 00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:48,071 Well, then, congratulations! 267 00:14:48,795 --> 00:14:50,944 I suppose the only thing now 268 00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:53,670 is for you to do a bit of streamlining of your own. 269 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,630 (SAWING CONTINUES) 270 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:58,166 Tie up the loose end. 271 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,769 Sorry, um, loose end's not quite... 272 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,643 Yes, what's-her-name? Jamie. 273 00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,185 Jamie? 274 00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,808 No, you can't... 275 00:15:10,837 --> 00:15:13,190 Do we have a problem here? 276 00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:18,964 No, there's no problem. 277 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,528 Lekker. 278 00:15:27,189 --> 00:15:29,665 Could you boys show a bit more sensitivity 279 00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,056 when I'm having a meeting? 280 00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:33,177 You are so embarrassing! 281 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:35,969 We go now. 282 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:42,710 (DEATH METAL PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES) 283 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,938 Usual place, yes? 284 00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:55,355 Then we... 285 00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,793 (WHISPERING) Jamie. 286 00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:12,695 - (WHISPERING) Jamie. - (WHISPERING) We're not talking. 287 00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:15,870 (WHISPERING) Jamie, you really, really, really need to listen to me. 288 00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,540 Jamie. 289 00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:26,430 (MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 290 00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:33,350 ♪ Jamie, you're in danger ♪ 291 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:36,623 ♪ Mr K has ordered me to kill you... ♪ 292 00:16:36,653 --> 00:16:38,044 What?! 293 00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:41,590 I love this one. It's amazing. 294 00:16:41,672 --> 00:16:44,123 Really, really good, actually. It's a banger. 295 00:16:44,143 --> 00:16:45,480 ♪ Ahhhh! ♪ 296 00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:47,615 ♪ Hoo-hoo-hooo ♪ 297 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:50,590 (HUMS ALONG TO RADIO) 298 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,550 (SONG ON RADIO CONTINUES) 299 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:02,212 ♪ Don't speak, you'll attract his attention ♪ 300 00:17:02,236 --> 00:17:05,465 ♪ Just look as if you're singing the song ♪ 301 00:17:05,577 --> 00:17:08,350 ♪ Ooooh, you're the one that I want ♪ 302 00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:11,278 ♪ I'll meet you on the downtown train ♪ 303 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:15,918 ♪ That's great, but ideally you'd stick to the subject at hand ♪ 304 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:23,563 ♪ OK, we're gonna drive to the usual spot ♪ 305 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:26,981 ♪ And then you'll behave as everything's cool ♪ 306 00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:30,790 ♪ And then on my command I'll give you a signal ♪ 307 00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:33,045 ♪ The perfect signal ♪ 308 00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:36,358 ♪ OK, Fran, then what? ♪ 309 00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:39,281 ♪ I don't know ♪ 310 00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:43,190 ♪ But what I do know is that I will come through for you ♪ 311 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,246 ♪ I've got all that it takes to win out ♪ 312 00:17:46,295 --> 00:17:49,710 ♪ And that's we will do, we will do it together ♪ 313 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,917 ♪ Just me and you ♪ 314 00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,571 - ♪ Fran? ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 315 00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:56,280 - ♪ I'm scared ♪ - ♪ Me too ♪ 316 00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:58,610 ♪ I'm shitting myself ♪ 317 00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:00,590 (SONG CONTINUES ON RADIO) 318 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,750 (CLEARS THROAT) 319 00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:22,959 (MUSIC STOPS) 320 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,790 This time we all go. 321 00:18:55,421 --> 00:18:57,230 So where's the target? 322 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:04,769 - (GUN COCKS) - Fran. 323 00:19:04,794 --> 00:19:07,070 No, no, no, no! No! 324 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,480 I should do it. 325 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,255 (GUN COCKS) 326 00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:25,078 I'm really sorry, Jamie. 327 00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:28,310 No more talk. Just shoot. 328 00:19:30,492 --> 00:19:33,570 You're the boss. Run, Jamie! Run! 329 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,145 (GUNSHOT) 330 00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:39,635 - Aarrgghh! - (RAPID GUNFIRE) 331 00:19:42,752 --> 00:19:44,503 Shit, he must have a bullet proof vest on. 332 00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:46,356 (RAPID GUNFIRE) 333 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:55,958 (EXHALES) 334 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:09,550 Aarrgghh! 335 00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:17,491 (GUNSHOTS) 336 00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:20,161 - I'm almost out. - Me too. 337 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:22,984 We need to get to the van. 338 00:20:23,073 --> 00:20:24,645 There's a spare gun in there. 339 00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:30,903 Argh! (GROANS) 340 00:20:31,257 --> 00:20:34,317 (YORKSHIRE ACCENT) Fucking hell! You shot my fucking foot! 341 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,176 I thought you were Russian or something? 342 00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:39,078 I'm from Doncaster! 343 00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:41,404 Who would you hire, 344 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:44,667 Nikhil from Kiev or Nicholas from Mexborough? 345 00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,185 That makes sense. 346 00:20:46,238 --> 00:20:48,807 - The voice, the wig... - The what?! 347 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:51,270 Come on, mate. You're not fooling anyone. 348 00:20:51,302 --> 00:20:53,179 You nasty bastards! 349 00:20:54,229 --> 00:20:56,574 Argh! (GROANS) 350 00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:58,315 Yes. 351 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,817 Oh! 352 00:21:12,216 --> 00:21:15,158 - Fran. - Get the gun, Jamie! Quickly, go! 353 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,390 (PANTING) 354 00:21:21,442 --> 00:21:24,929 (GRUNTS) Argh! My foot! Arrgghh! 355 00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:26,724 Ow! 356 00:21:26,831 --> 00:21:28,888 Jamie, he's coming! 357 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,910 (WHIMPERS) 358 00:21:42,897 --> 00:21:44,628 (GRUNTS) 359 00:21:46,549 --> 00:21:48,790 Ta-ra, duck. 360 00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:52,961 April Fool's. 361 00:21:58,554 --> 00:22:01,230 (EXHALES) 362 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,554 (EXHALES) 363 00:22:09,848 --> 00:22:11,283 How's the leg? 364 00:22:12,217 --> 00:22:13,491 I'll live. 365 00:22:13,627 --> 00:22:15,174 This is crazy. 366 00:22:16,361 --> 00:22:17,874 I know, right? 367 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,293 I'm terrified. 368 00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:24,148 But also so excited I'm going to be sick. 369 00:22:24,197 --> 00:22:26,512 It's Madame Tussauds all over again. 370 00:22:26,799 --> 00:22:28,618 I can't believe we're on the run. 371 00:22:28,808 --> 00:22:30,252 Where are we gonna go? 372 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,392 Don't know. I mean, 373 00:22:32,508 --> 00:22:36,141 - anywhere we just blend in, I guess. - Japan. 374 00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:42,707 I should get rid of this, you know? 375 00:22:42,853 --> 00:22:44,867 Mr K will be able to track us. 376 00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:47,270 (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATING) 377 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:51,249 - Oh, God, it's Liz. - Good luck. 378 00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:53,881 (MOBILE PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING) 379 00:22:58,546 --> 00:22:59,898 Liz. 380 00:23:00,151 --> 00:23:02,032 - Fran. - Liz. 381 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,634 You still playing hard to get 382 00:23:04,722 --> 00:23:07,887 or do you wanna stop fucking around and grab that drink tonight? 383 00:23:07,975 --> 00:23:09,722 Can't tonight, I'm afraid. 384 00:23:10,072 --> 00:23:12,576 - We're off on holiday. - Interesting. 385 00:23:12,829 --> 00:23:15,344 - Where? - Not Japan. 386 00:23:15,543 --> 00:23:18,807 Er, not that Japan isn't nice, but not Japan. 387 00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:20,937 We don't know. 388 00:23:22,562 --> 00:23:24,795 I really hope you're around when I get back. 389 00:23:27,314 --> 00:23:28,812 Me too. 390 00:23:30,374 --> 00:23:31,902 Bye, Fran. 391 00:23:38,827 --> 00:23:41,566 Fran, are we gonna be OK? 392 00:23:42,038 --> 00:23:43,822 Of course we are. 393 00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:46,434 We'll stick together, we've got each other. 394 00:23:48,841 --> 00:23:50,373 Aw. 395 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,113 You know... 396 00:23:55,494 --> 00:23:57,896 you really need to start brushing because those Smints 397 00:23:57,916 --> 00:24:00,509 just aren't cutting it. They really aren't. 398 00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:04,025 (CHUCKLES) Don't laugh, it makes it worse. 399 00:24:04,287 --> 00:24:06,490 - (LAUGHS) - It's disgusting. 400 00:24:08,775 --> 00:24:11,567 Mr K, it's me, your number one. 401 00:24:12,254 --> 00:24:13,567 It's Liz. 402 00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:16,465 Liz and Charles Liz. 403 00:24:17,521 --> 00:24:18,815 We got the location. 404 00:24:18,927 --> 00:24:20,396 We'll get on their tail. 405 00:24:21,135 --> 00:24:22,920 I'll call you when it's done. 406 00:24:23,941 --> 00:24:26,412 - Let's move, Charles! - Yes, mamacita. 407 00:24:28,852 --> 00:24:31,350 [ARCADE FIRE: Rebellion (Lies)] 408 00:24:31,351 --> 00:24:36,351 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 408 00:24:37,305 --> 00:24:43,749 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 29077

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