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HAPPILY EVER AFTER
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You guys make me laugh.
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What do you think?
All you need is my number?
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Okay, it's 0612232341.
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You'll call me? Then what?
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You say, let's have dinner.
Or lunch, so as not to scare me off.
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Then what?
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You'll have to make your move.
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So here we are.
Try to be more convincing.
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What? You want to fuck me?
You want to fuck, right?
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Really?
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- Yes.
- I want to fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Excuse me!
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Hi.
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Buy you a drink?
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Sure.
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Maybe we could go somewhere else?
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There. See that?
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Careful, she's a cock-tease.
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Let's go somewhere else.
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- Let's go.
- Well, okay.
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0612...
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2323...
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Shit!
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41.
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Stop.
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Come on.
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Let me get my keys.
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Wait.
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- How'd it go?
- Just fine.
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Got him to sleep okay?
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Right away.
One story and he was out.
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He was pooped.
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So am I.
Good night, Chloe.
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Call you a cab?
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No need. Thanks, anyway.
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- You sure?
- Yes.
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- See you tomorrow.
- No, it's Sunday.
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See you Monday. Good night.
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No, nothing.
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Good night.
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I was in the toy department.
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She starts in, saying,
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"Even here, you can feel the sexism. "
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Give me a break.
I bust my ass to go buy a toy...
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"Look," she says,
"look at the girls' toys.
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The dolls, so you'll dream
of fairy princesses
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and the babies and diapers.
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To pretend you're a mom, slaving... "
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Then she loses it.
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We get to household goods.
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She starts laying into me
about how it's a man's world.
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I'm there to get a toy,
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she starts up,
I never do housework, I stay out late.
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And then, she insists
on buying him a vacuum cleaner!
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A vacuum cleaner is for girls!
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He's a boy.
Why buy him a girl's toy?
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It's hell.
She wants to prove we're the same.
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We're not. I'm a man, she's a woman.
There's a big difference.
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You kill me.
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Go ahead, laugh.
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Where's Fred?
He's always late.
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He's here.
I gave him a room.
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I can't believe this guy.
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Last night he was with a German girl.
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Thanks, Jean-Pierre.
Now it's her.
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I know.
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- What's she like?
- Which?
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This one. The A.M. one!
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A knockout. Like the German.
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- He's got stamina.
- Got it made.
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- Stop complaining.
- I'm not.
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- So what?
- So I want a German girl too.
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Did I tell you?
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- Zoe, this is Vincent.
- Hello.
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- Coffee, babe?
- Yes, thanks.
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May I?
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Sorry.
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Does it burn?
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I'm sorry.
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- What are you doing?
- Give it up, it's over.
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Shit!
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It's raining too hard!
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Not ready?
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You didn't even dress him?
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- Where are we going?
- Out to eat.
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Okay, and then what?
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- I don't know, the park.
- Yes! The park!
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It's pouring out.
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Then maybe a movie.
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Yes! A movie!
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Joseph, stop acting silly.
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- Get dressed, you'll catch cold.
- Yes! Catch cold!
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Yeah, and take yucky medicine.
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You decide.
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Come on, Joseph.
Let's get dressed.
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Come on.
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Antoine, I can't hear.
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Okay, it's clean already.
Go vacuum your room!
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Could you fix his lunch?
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I'm watching the news. Wait.
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Wait for what?
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Let me watch the news.
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Don't I get to watch?
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Okay, watch the news.
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Don't I have a right to knowledge?
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Only men have that right.
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- Shut up.
- You shut up!
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Asshole!
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Don't they rest on Sundays?
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Want to move again?
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Antoine, come here.
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- Turn that off and come eat.
- Quiet, I can't hear!
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Enough vacuuming!
The maid comes tomorrow!
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Leave a message after the beep.
Thank you.
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Where are you? You there?
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I hope you're on your way.
You're late.
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Don't do this. I worked it out
with my husband and my kids.
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I'm waiting. I want you.
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I can't stand it.
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Come quick.
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Nice, huh?
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Give me the specs, I order it,
I drive it a few miles,
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and you get it for the demo price.
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Did you get in?
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It's an airplane.
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She'll kill me.
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Why bother? Take mine.
It's exactly what you want.
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She'll say I'm just
imitating my friends.
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You don't need a new car.
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- I need a new wife.
- I didn't say that.
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- Two months.
- Too long.
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Then get the sedan.
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Look. We have plenty of them.
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Why get a roadster?
It's a two-seater.
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Where do you put the wife and kids?
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Wife and kids? Spare me, please.
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Okay, get back to me. Bye.
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Bye.
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I'm starving.
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I know her.
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I know her but I can't place her.
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She isn't half bad.
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What'll it be?
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- The special.
- Me too. Vincent?
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The special, please.
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Coming up.
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One thing is certain,
she knows she's fine.
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Get up, ask where you know her from.
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- She'll think I'm coming on.
- So what?
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I'll go.
Where'd you meet her, in school?
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Tell me some teachers' names.
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You're nuts.
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Hey, you're right! From school.
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Give me a teacher's name.
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Never fucked her?
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- Who fucks anymore?
- Not me.
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I do! What high school?
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You got it made.
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- What are you doing tonight?
- Going home.
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- You?
- Home.
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I'm going home too.
But there's nobody waiting for me.
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- I'm going to cry.
- Heaven.
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- Heaven?
- Oh, yeah.
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Know what it's like not to know
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with who you'll eat, go to bed?
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I know who's in my bed.
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Think I like waking up,
drinking my coffee all alone?
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Or with a broad I want to kill
at the sound of her voice?
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What do you think?
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I don't deserve a wife and kids?
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- You don't know what you're talking about.
- No, you don't.
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You're depressing me, Fred.
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Yes, darling.
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Tonight? Of course I can tonight.
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I'd be happy too, babe.
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Hang on, one second.
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Giovanna!
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Leaving tomorrow for Italy?
Yes, yes. Tonight.
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I'd love to see you tonight.
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Hang on a second.
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Marie?
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I was just thinking...
how about this afternoon?
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Not tonight, this afternoon.
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Better for you?
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You're my dream woman!
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Hang on one second.
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Any rooms?
I don't feel like going to my place.
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Same place as last time, okay?
Later.
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Good-bye.
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Motherfucker.
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Giovanna's ass...
You can't...
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I don't want to know.
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No. It can't be.
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No, wrong number. Sorry.
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Too bad. You have a lovely voice.
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A very lovely voice.
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Good-bye.
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Really. Aren't you exhausted?
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Enjoy it!
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I've seen you at school.
Your son's in my daughter's class.
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That's it. School!
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I told you it was school.
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Have a nice day. Good-bye.
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"I told you it was school. "
You're a pick-up artist!
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- Stop.
- Little pick-up artist!
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Are you stupid? She's married.
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What do you know
about married women?
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Shit, Joseph! Watch it!
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- It's not his fault.
- Sorry, I didn't mean it.
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- I know. It's your fault.
- It's no big deal.
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I'm soaking wet!
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Finish giving him his bath.
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Dad, want to play?
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Telephone!
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Be right back. Right back.
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I won't be late.
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Don't make me laugh.
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- Late is tomorrow?
- Eat.
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You mad?
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You're mad.
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You're not talking to me.
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- What can I say?
- Nothing...
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Sure, whistle.
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Can we talk?
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Eat, Joseph.
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Talk about what?
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Georges calls for a card game.
It's 8 p.m.
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Did you ask me if I minded?
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Move over.
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Maybe I could've made plans
to go out.
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I could've asked Chloe
to sit for Joseph.
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What are you doing?
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- Canceling.
- Now that you said yes, go.
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Say the word, I won't go.
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- I love you.
- I love you, too.
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Say the word, I won't go.
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Chloe is my bride.
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Eating with us or not?
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- Okay, I'm going!
- Okay, bye!
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- Mom, I'm thirsty.
- There's your water.
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Sorry, Mom.
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- Joseph, I'm going to get you!
- Dad!
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Okay, I'm going.
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I'm going. Bye.
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Go buy a car!
What else could we do with our money!
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Stop yelling!
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And stop boxing,
people will think I beat you!
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00:26:15,468 --> 00:26:20,825
Why did I ask him
to play poker at our house?
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At least we won't hear them
scream all night.
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00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:30,385
A Mercedes is a masculine car, right?
A real man's car!
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- Get a horse and a cowboy hat!
- You're sick!
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- Right, I'm crazy!
- Stop yelling, you'll scare Tonio.
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Stop calling him Tonio.
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"Tonio, my son Tonio. "
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His name is Antoine. Move over.
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You drive me nuts. I'm out of here!
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- Good. Get out!
- I'm gone!
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Get out, asshole!
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Hi. Come on in.
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Come, come.
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I figured flowers
because you don't drink.
264
00:27:10,315 --> 00:27:13,550
- You shouldn't have.
- Least I could do.
265
00:27:13,651 --> 00:27:15,950
- Am I first?
- Yes.
266
00:27:21,784 --> 00:27:24,570
If you need help...
267
00:27:24,669 --> 00:27:27,454
Thanks. That's nice of you.
268
00:27:39,719 --> 00:27:42,397
- They'll be here soon.
- Okay.
269
00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:48,272
One day I'll kill her.
270
00:27:48,374 --> 00:27:50,117
I'll go to jail. Who cares?
271
00:27:50,216 --> 00:27:51,816
I'm sorry.
272
00:27:51,919 --> 00:27:55,509
I understand.
I mean, don't be sorry.
273
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,258
You think I'm full of shit?
274
00:27:59,356 --> 00:28:01,833
She wants me to bash her face in!
275
00:28:01,929 --> 00:28:03,956
Faggot!
276
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,111
- Don't worry.
- I'm not worried.
277
00:28:06,204 --> 00:28:07,603
Bitch!
278
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,420
Nice piece.
279
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:22,233
Relax, have a drink.
280
00:28:27,788 --> 00:28:29,850
Should we quit?
281
00:28:29,943 --> 00:28:30,961
Cut.
282
00:28:38,389 --> 00:28:42,359
Don't worry, honey. It'll be fine.
283
00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:45,311
- Could I have a cigarette?
- Sure.
284
00:28:45,409 --> 00:28:48,195
- Thanks.
- You smoke?
285
00:28:48,295 --> 00:28:50,357
I feel like one. Do you mind?
286
00:28:50,449 --> 00:28:52,192
Of course not, darling.
287
00:28:55,176 --> 00:28:56,776
Anything you need?
288
00:28:56,879 --> 00:28:58,693
- No, we're fine.
- No, thanks.
289
00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:00,331
Good night, then.
290
00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:12,210
How many?
291
00:29:15,301 --> 00:29:16,320
Three.
292
00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,591
- You have a nice wife.
- Very nice.
293
00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:24,450
- Married long?
- 15 years.
294
00:29:24,546 --> 00:29:27,995
- 15!
- Three cards.
295
00:29:28,092 --> 00:29:31,576
- They're like honeymooners.
- One card for me.
296
00:29:31,671 --> 00:29:33,141
- No children?
- No.
297
00:29:33,235 --> 00:29:34,527
Three beauties for me.
298
00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:38,382
- Anyway, your wife is very pretty.
- Thank you.
299
00:29:38,483 --> 00:29:41,198
- Bet instead of talking bullshit.
- It's not bullshit.
300
00:29:41,299 --> 00:29:45,506
That's not what I meant.
I think she's pretty, too.
301
00:29:45,608 --> 00:29:46,686
Check.
302
00:29:46,791 --> 00:29:49,505
- What do you say?
- Very pretty.
303
00:29:49,605 --> 00:29:51,632
No. What do you bet?
304
00:29:52,873 --> 00:29:54,651
Sorry.
305
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:55,769
Check.
306
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:59,097
Check. Now we know
we all love your wife.
307
00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,226
I check, too.
308
00:30:06,184 --> 00:30:09,527
- Go ahead, we'll wait.
- First door on the right.
309
00:30:12,650 --> 00:30:14,356
Where do you teach?
310
00:30:14,457 --> 00:30:17,065
Paris University.
311
00:30:17,168 --> 00:30:18,981
And your wife?
312
00:30:21,582 --> 00:30:24,439
- What do you want?
- The bathroom.
313
00:30:24,536 --> 00:30:26,315
Behind you.
314
00:30:26,414 --> 00:30:28,499
Oh, because at my place...
315
00:30:28,603 --> 00:30:32,740
- I said the first door!
- Everything okay?
316
00:30:32,844 --> 00:30:36,601
I got the wrong door.
Not like it's a crime!
317
00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:39,214
I got the wrong door.
318
00:30:39,308 --> 00:30:41,679
Let's call the police.
319
00:30:43,861 --> 00:30:47,204
You're surrounded.
You got the wrong door.
320
00:30:49,145 --> 00:30:51,338
Something weird about them!
321
00:30:52,724 --> 00:30:55,651
- Go home, Georges.
- I'm not going home.
322
00:30:55,748 --> 00:30:59,611
- Never argues with his wife. Weird.
- How do you know?
323
00:30:59,710 --> 00:31:03,432
They moved in weeks ago.
Nothing.
324
00:31:03,533 --> 00:31:06,603
- Let's go get a drink.
- Go home, go to sleep.
325
00:31:06,697 --> 00:31:09,304
I'm not going home, I said.
326
00:31:10,450 --> 00:31:12,405
I can't stand it.
327
00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:13,520
It's me.
328
00:31:13,614 --> 00:31:15,119
Be right there.
329
00:31:15,213 --> 00:31:17,855
Ten minutes.
330
00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:19,357
See you.
331
00:31:19,452 --> 00:31:22,130
If it weren't for my son...
332
00:31:22,233 --> 00:31:24,260
Cut the crap.
333
00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:28,560
- Let's go.
- I'm not going for a drink.
334
00:31:30,157 --> 00:31:32,350
Patricia's waiting for me.
335
00:31:34,502 --> 00:31:38,817
- Go for a drink?
- Not me.
336
00:31:40,863 --> 00:31:42,427
Go home to your wife.
337
00:31:42,531 --> 00:31:46,181
I love my wife.
That's not the problem.
338
00:31:46,284 --> 00:31:48,832
I love my wife and other women.
339
00:31:48,926 --> 00:31:51,225
No more lies. I love them all.
340
00:31:52,576 --> 00:31:55,847
The incredible thing is,
341
00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:58,732
because I love one woman.
One!
342
00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:01,475
I can't have the others.
343
00:32:01,578 --> 00:32:03,392
Do you realize her importance?
344
00:32:04,463 --> 00:32:08,255
It's her, or potentially all the others.
345
00:32:08,355 --> 00:32:10,275
Let's divide the world in two.
346
00:32:10,371 --> 00:32:12,919
On one side is my wife,
on the other,
347
00:32:13,013 --> 00:32:15,596
all other women.
348
00:32:15,690 --> 00:32:18,996
My wife... all the others.
349
00:32:19,096 --> 00:32:21,846
The others, my wife.
I chose my wife.
350
00:32:23,231 --> 00:32:24,772
Only two explanations:
351
00:32:24,865 --> 00:32:27,472
Either my wife is a goddess,
or I'm crazy.
352
00:32:27,576 --> 00:32:30,681
That sounds right.
Okay, Georges, I got a date.
353
00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:33,736
- I'm sleeping at your place.
- No. Go home.
354
00:32:34,631 --> 00:32:37,073
- You ditching me?
- Go home, you'll catch cold.
355
00:32:37,169 --> 00:32:39,752
- You ditching me?
- I got a date.
356
00:32:39,845 --> 00:32:41,480
A date. This guy.
357
00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,574
With who? Jennifer Lopez?
358
00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:45,031
Go to bed.
359
00:32:46,761 --> 00:32:50,483
Give her my regards.
Kiss her, say Georges says hello.
360
00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:56,738
Get out of here, assholes!
361
00:32:58,545 --> 00:33:01,544
Thanks. Those are real friends. Bye!
362
00:33:44,841 --> 00:33:46,831
I'm going.
363
00:33:47,969 --> 00:33:49,533
See you later?
364
00:33:49,638 --> 00:33:51,628
Dad, bring me home a car.
365
00:33:51,723 --> 00:33:53,466
Please, Dad!
366
00:34:26,445 --> 00:34:28,294
See you tonight.
367
00:35:17,781 --> 00:35:19,939
Where are you going? Joseph!
368
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,118
It's fine.
369
00:35:33,074 --> 00:35:35,029
She's my girlfriend.
370
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:38,230
I thought it was Chloe.
Wasn't it Chloe?
371
00:35:40,859 --> 00:35:42,566
You don't know her name.
372
00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,267
I know your name.
373
00:35:46,733 --> 00:35:49,053
- What's my name?
- Joseph.
374
00:35:52,503 --> 00:35:54,458
- And yours?
- Ludivine.
375
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:56,746
I like Ludivine.
376
00:35:56,848 --> 00:35:58,389
This is my stop.
377
00:35:58,481 --> 00:36:00,330
- Where are you going?
- School.
378
00:36:00,427 --> 00:36:03,698
- Just like you.
- I want to go with you.
379
00:36:03,799 --> 00:36:05,648
No, you can't.
380
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,868
Joseph, please.
381
00:36:07,970 --> 00:36:11,004
- Give me a kiss?
- I want to go with you.
382
00:36:11,098 --> 00:36:13,291
She goes to high school.
383
00:36:13,392 --> 00:36:15,098
Gonna give her a kiss?
384
00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:17,190
Can she come over?
385
00:36:17,284 --> 00:36:19,347
Right, invite me to your house.
386
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,395
- See you around.
- See you.
387
00:36:21,491 --> 00:36:23,055
Say good-bye?
388
00:36:23,158 --> 00:36:25,149
Can we go now?
389
00:36:25,244 --> 00:36:27,792
All right. He's a child.
390
00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:29,699
See you tomorrow, Ludivine.
391
00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,353
You can't have lots of brides.
392
00:36:38,452 --> 00:36:41,972
- Why can't you?
- Because that's the way it is.
393
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,022
But why?
394
00:36:44,117 --> 00:36:47,317
Because you can't love
several people at once.
395
00:36:47,419 --> 00:36:51,141
Would you be happy
if Ludivine had someone else?
396
00:37:48,348 --> 00:37:50,860
A cup of coffee, please.
397
00:37:52,415 --> 00:37:54,264
One espresso.
398
00:39:56,588 --> 00:39:58,331
I'll open the blinds.
399
00:40:04,095 --> 00:40:07,165
It's cloudy today.
400
00:40:07,258 --> 00:40:11,122
But it has southern exposure.
On sunny days it's very bright.
401
00:40:13,341 --> 00:40:16,470
I'll take a look around.
Be right back.
402
00:40:16,573 --> 00:40:19,394
Go right ahead.
403
00:41:37,418 --> 00:41:41,175
- Mom, I can't find it.
- On the fireplace!
404
00:41:56,811 --> 00:41:59,395
- Hey.
- I found my soldier.
405
00:41:59,489 --> 00:42:02,594
- Go get your coat.
- You can't come in?
406
00:42:02,685 --> 00:42:04,570
Just for a second.
407
00:42:14,225 --> 00:42:15,860
I'm waiting, Joseph.
408
00:42:15,963 --> 00:42:19,518
- You look well.
- Fine. And you?
409
00:42:19,613 --> 00:42:21,319
I'm okay.
410
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:24,311
- Are you in town this weekend?
- I'm here.
411
00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:26,294
- So I'll bring him back...
- Whenever.
412
00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:28,547
- In any case...
- Whenever.
413
00:42:30,282 --> 00:42:32,724
This one's stronger than that one.
414
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:36,163
- Don't say good-bye?
- Say good-bye to your mom.
415
00:42:40,293 --> 00:42:42,035
Have a nice weekend.
416
00:42:44,221 --> 00:42:46,520
It's very nice.
417
00:42:46,619 --> 00:42:49,226
Is it quiet?
418
00:42:49,329 --> 00:42:50,550
Very quiet.
419
00:42:50,650 --> 00:42:52,713
Could I have a floor plan?
420
00:42:52,805 --> 00:42:56,076
Yes, of course. A floor plan.
421
00:43:03,963 --> 00:43:07,305
This is a list of forms
and guarantees...
422
00:43:07,403 --> 00:43:11,196
"Dad caught what was left of the house
and tied some string around it.
423
00:43:11,296 --> 00:43:14,946
Clarisse decided
to teach Piggy how to swim.
424
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,800
Then maybe she'd go oyster fishing.
425
00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:21,135
Dad checks to see if the knots are solid,
then he asks,
426
00:43:21,236 --> 00:43:24,756
"What do we do now?"
427
00:43:24,851 --> 00:43:27,008
"We travel," answers Mom. "
428
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:34,209
- Night, darling.
- Night.
429
00:43:36,078 --> 00:43:37,963
Leave it open a little.
430
00:43:38,058 --> 00:43:39,836
- Like that?
- Yes.
431
00:43:47,617 --> 00:43:49,988
I couldn't wait, I was so hungry.
432
00:43:50,084 --> 00:43:52,075
Is it still hot?
433
00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:54,955
Yeah, it's okay.
434
00:43:55,055 --> 00:43:57,603
- Okay?
- Yes, it's good.
435
00:44:00,825 --> 00:44:03,373
- How is it?
- You never saw this?
436
00:44:03,467 --> 00:44:04,723
It's great.
437
00:44:09,131 --> 00:44:12,130
I want to take Joseph on vacation.
438
00:44:13,894 --> 00:44:15,565
You can take time?
439
00:44:20,983 --> 00:44:23,010
Going to leave me all alone?
440
00:44:23,104 --> 00:44:26,031
- You can't come?
- I'd love to.
441
00:44:28,804 --> 00:44:33,747
I can't ask for vacation now.
They'd never give it to me.
442
00:44:33,844 --> 00:44:37,150
- Where?
- I don't know. Somewhere sunny.
443
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:40,249
- Well, now.
- Vacation.
444
00:44:50,283 --> 00:44:53,413
Never been sexier than that.
445
00:44:53,517 --> 00:44:54,916
What?
446
00:44:55,010 --> 00:44:57,417
Look how handsome they are!
447
00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:01,660
Tell me something.
448
00:45:01,753 --> 00:45:04,195
You ever feel like
having sex with another guy?
449
00:45:04,291 --> 00:45:06,483
Why? You want another girl?
450
00:45:06,584 --> 00:45:10,199
I asked the question. Do you ever
get hot for another guy?
451
00:45:10,304 --> 00:45:13,125
Do you ever want a guy,
just for the sex?
452
00:45:13,223 --> 00:45:15,250
Sex, and possibly more?
453
00:45:15,344 --> 00:45:16,671
Seriously.
454
00:45:16,769 --> 00:45:18,831
Quit it.
455
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,844
I just want to know.
456
00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:23,902
What good would it do you?
457
00:45:23,998 --> 00:45:28,134
I want to know. So do you.
You threw the question back at me.
458
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,403
I know. I know everything.
459
00:45:31,505 --> 00:45:33,390
What, you know?
460
00:45:33,486 --> 00:45:35,679
I know everything.
461
00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:42,768
I know, you know, he knows...
462
00:45:42,871 --> 00:45:44,720
We know, they know...
463
00:45:44,818 --> 00:45:47,117
- Stop.
- I knew, we knew, we will know...
464
00:45:47,216 --> 00:45:48,472
I said stop.
465
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:53,970
Don't!
466
00:45:54,063 --> 00:45:56,220
Not the soy sauce!
467
00:48:42,739 --> 00:48:44,623
You love me?
468
00:48:46,214 --> 00:48:47,814
Of course I love you.
469
00:48:47,917 --> 00:48:49,907
But I love my wife too.
470
00:48:51,184 --> 00:48:53,519
Then why are you with me?
471
00:49:04,288 --> 00:49:06,551
You want me to go?
472
00:49:06,651 --> 00:49:08,050
You want to go?
473
00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:55,375
You still feel as guilty?
474
00:50:55,475 --> 00:50:58,190
- I feel guilty.
- Why?
475
00:50:58,291 --> 00:51:01,111
For hurting her.
476
00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:03,023
You're not. I am.
477
00:51:07,049 --> 00:51:09,561
I want you to love me like Gabrielle.
478
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:15,469
Don't say her name like you know her.
479
00:51:15,565 --> 00:51:18,599
What's she like?
480
00:51:18,693 --> 00:51:20,471
What do you love in her?
481
00:51:20,570 --> 00:51:22,692
Must we talk about her?
482
00:51:22,794 --> 00:51:25,306
Then what do you love in me?
483
00:51:29,919 --> 00:51:31,946
Your bed.
484
00:51:34,576 --> 00:51:38,369
- Ever cheat on your wife before?
- No.
485
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:41,148
Pity.
486
00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:43,893
You could've told me
how this will end.
487
00:51:54,388 --> 00:51:56,935
You never fell for one of them?
488
00:51:57,029 --> 00:51:59,992
What? You never fall in love?
489
00:52:00,089 --> 00:52:03,703
I do all the time. I love them all.
490
00:52:03,807 --> 00:52:06,355
I'm not kidding.
491
00:52:06,449 --> 00:52:09,969
Before I make love to them,
they drive me wild.
492
00:52:10,064 --> 00:52:14,105
I'm nuts about them.
But afterwards, I just can't.
493
00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:16,119
Remember falling for Gabrielle?
494
00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:18,693
Very well. It was at Nathalie's.
495
00:52:18,788 --> 00:52:21,893
She had her back turned,
sitting on the floor.
496
00:52:21,985 --> 00:52:24,806
She was smoking a cigarette.
497
00:52:24,904 --> 00:52:28,589
The way her hand was, her neck.
She had her hair up.
498
00:52:28,693 --> 00:52:30,683
You're lucky. She's great.
499
00:52:30,778 --> 00:52:32,841
Yeah, my wife is great.
500
00:52:35,123 --> 00:52:38,678
- I remember falling for your wife.
- Quit it!
501
00:52:38,773 --> 00:52:43,016
From behind, on all fours.
I was holding her hair up.
502
00:52:44,091 --> 00:52:47,018
Ask her if she remembers
falling for me.
503
00:56:23,094 --> 00:56:25,879
Come on, Joseph! Let's go!
504
00:56:25,979 --> 00:56:28,207
We're going to see Dad!
505
00:56:50,795 --> 00:56:52,644
I've got to go.
506
00:56:58,824 --> 00:56:59,843
Well...
507
00:57:29,584 --> 00:57:31,955
I have to go to work.
508
00:57:33,025 --> 00:57:34,044
Bye.
509
00:57:40,116 --> 00:57:41,751
Why don't you stay?
510
00:57:45,711 --> 00:57:47,774
I have to go to work.
511
00:58:30,582 --> 00:58:32,609
I'll call you.
512
00:59:12,395 --> 00:59:14,836
- Congratulations!
- Thanks.
513
00:59:21,154 --> 00:59:23,311
Let's get a drink.
514
00:59:25,151 --> 00:59:28,457
No, I'm going home.
They got back yesterday.
515
00:59:28,557 --> 00:59:32,279
- Was it fun?
- Yeah, I think so.
516
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:37,145
She just said she rested.
She doesn't even have a tan.
517
00:59:37,246 --> 00:59:39,474
She stayed in her room?
518
00:59:39,575 --> 00:59:41,116
Busy tonight?
519
00:59:41,208 --> 00:59:45,486
- Who knows what went on.
- Stop. What are you doing tonight?
520
00:59:45,588 --> 00:59:48,515
Know what?
I don't even want to know.
521
00:59:48,611 --> 00:59:50,211
Hey, you're wrong.
522
00:59:50,315 --> 00:59:52,993
I don't know what to do.
I'm going home.
523
00:59:53,096 --> 00:59:54,636
Come over for dinner?
524
00:59:54,729 --> 00:59:56,720
Sure, why not? I'll call you.
525
00:59:56,815 --> 00:59:58,521
You'll call?
526
00:59:58,622 --> 01:00:00,707
I'm counting on you.
527
01:00:00,811 --> 01:00:03,324
- Get the lights?
- I got them.
528
01:00:03,418 --> 01:00:05,408
See you later.
529
01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:40,582
I'm really sorry.
530
01:00:40,675 --> 01:00:42,666
- You scared me.
- I'm sorry.
531
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,273
I thought it was Gabrielle.
532
01:00:45,368 --> 01:00:47,217
You okay?
533
01:00:47,314 --> 01:00:50,134
- You all right?
- Telephone.
534
01:00:51,346 --> 01:00:53,017
Sorry.
535
01:01:01,877 --> 01:01:06,155
No, I'm not home.
I decided to go out to eat.
536
01:01:06,256 --> 01:01:09,006
Don't I get to go out,
take time for myself?
537
01:01:11,922 --> 01:01:15,051
- What should I make for Joseph?
- Pasta.
538
01:01:15,154 --> 01:01:17,347
- What?
- You can make pasta.
539
01:01:17,448 --> 01:01:18,810
Pasta with what?
540
01:01:18,908 --> 01:01:21,800
I don't know. Butter and cheese.
541
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,796
- Where is it?
- What, where is it?
542
01:01:25,894 --> 01:01:27,672
Up his ass.
543
01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:29,027
I found it.
544
01:01:29,127 --> 01:01:32,718
- Will you be late?
- I don't know.
545
01:01:32,810 --> 01:01:35,880
We're going to get Chinese,
with Geraldine.
546
01:01:35,974 --> 01:01:37,515
Then maybe a movie.
547
01:01:37,607 --> 01:01:39,492
We'll see.
548
01:01:39,589 --> 01:01:41,023
- Great.
- What?
549
01:01:41,118 --> 01:01:42,753
You could've warned me.
550
01:01:42,855 --> 01:01:47,549
- I could've seen Fred.
- Tell him to come over.
551
01:01:47,652 --> 01:01:50,165
- Yeah, that's what I'll do.
- See you later?
552
01:01:50,258 --> 01:01:53,185
Later.
553
01:01:53,282 --> 01:01:55,866
I don't feel like Chinese.
554
01:01:58,009 --> 01:02:00,416
We'll do this another time?
555
01:02:00,513 --> 01:02:04,447
No, it's not that.
But I feel like pasta too.
556
01:02:27,866 --> 01:02:31,481
- He loves his wife and son.
- And his mistress and his dog!
557
01:02:31,584 --> 01:02:34,026
- He has no dog.
- He loves his little life.
558
01:02:34,122 --> 01:02:35,865
I'm not his mistress.
559
01:02:35,965 --> 01:02:38,193
Really? Then what are you?
560
01:02:38,293 --> 01:02:40,177
Another woman in his life.
561
01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:42,888
How pathetic.
562
01:02:42,985 --> 01:02:45,356
Stop it, Mom!
563
01:02:45,453 --> 01:02:49,044
- It's me.
- How are you?
564
01:02:49,138 --> 01:02:51,994
- I'm having dinner out with my mom.
- Oh, yeah?
565
01:02:52,092 --> 01:02:53,692
Ah, love...
566
01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,803
True, there's nothing better.
567
01:02:57,896 --> 01:02:59,886
Nothing better.
568
01:03:00,538 --> 01:03:02,157
You too.
569
01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:06,079
When you find love,
hold on tight.
570
01:03:06,082 --> 01:03:07,646
Mom, please.
571
01:03:07,746 --> 01:03:10,816
- Believe me, I know.
- My mom's going crazy.
572
01:03:10,916 --> 01:03:12,143
I'm not crazy.
573
01:03:12,833 --> 01:03:14,990
- When do I meet her?
- I'll call.
574
01:03:14,993 --> 01:03:17,078
- Love you.
- Me, too.
575
01:03:17,603 --> 01:03:19,452
I worry about her.
576
01:03:19,549 --> 01:03:22,784
Mom, that's my private life.
577
01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:25,293
Hey, we're all in the same boat.
578
01:03:25,389 --> 01:03:27,652
We just said, it's all about men.
579
01:03:27,752 --> 01:03:30,051
Of course.
580
01:03:30,150 --> 01:03:31,964
She thinks her husband is cheating.
581
01:03:32,061 --> 01:03:34,539
Hey, that's my private life.
582
01:03:34,634 --> 01:03:36,270
And I want to have a kid.
583
01:03:36,372 --> 01:03:38,007
That's not essential.
584
01:03:38,109 --> 01:03:40,586
- Well!
- Kids?
585
01:03:40,681 --> 01:03:42,838
Thanks a lot! My mother.
586
01:03:42,941 --> 01:03:45,098
What? We're not obliged
to have kids.
587
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,219
Is that mine?
588
01:03:46,313 --> 01:03:49,761
It's important when you have them.
But it's not an obligation.
589
01:03:49,857 --> 01:03:52,856
Not every woman must have kids.
590
01:03:52,951 --> 01:03:54,350
- It's me.
- Excuse me.
591
01:03:54,446 --> 01:03:55,702
- What's up?
- You?
592
01:03:55,801 --> 01:03:57,472
Let's leave them alone.
593
01:03:57,574 --> 01:03:59,565
- Sorry.
- Don't worry.
594
01:03:59,659 --> 01:04:01,473
- What?
- No, not you.
595
01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:05,185
- I got Chinese, too.
- We're having Italian.
596
01:04:05,290 --> 01:04:06,308
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
597
01:04:06,402 --> 01:04:08,393
- With who?
- Geraldine.
598
01:04:08,488 --> 01:04:10,088
I'm still with him...
599
01:04:10,191 --> 01:04:11,791
Who would I be with?
600
01:04:11,894 --> 01:04:13,956
At first, he could see us both.
601
01:04:14,048 --> 01:04:15,719
- What are you doing?
- Watching TV.
602
01:04:15,821 --> 01:04:17,385
- I didn't mean you.
- What?
603
01:04:17,490 --> 01:04:18,889
I should stop.
604
01:04:18,983 --> 01:04:21,496
- Joseph?
- Asleep. And the movies?
605
01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:24,553
- Movies?
- I have the commute.
606
01:04:24,649 --> 01:04:27,327
Want to move to the country?
607
01:04:27,430 --> 01:04:30,145
- The country? What's that about?
- I'll explain.
608
01:04:30,245 --> 01:04:32,473
- He won't leave her.
- Your dad left me.
609
01:04:32,574 --> 01:04:35,536
He's not my father.
This isn't about you.
610
01:04:35,632 --> 01:04:36,509
Later.
611
01:04:36,605 --> 01:04:38,727
- What does he say?
- I love you.
612
01:04:38,830 --> 01:04:40,086
- And you?
- Me, too.
613
01:04:40,185 --> 01:04:41,655
Me, too.
614
01:04:44,878 --> 01:04:48,184
Wait, I can pay.
It's my treat, for once.
615
01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:50,726
- I'm hungry.
- It's coming.
616
01:04:52,559 --> 01:04:54,930
- Sorry.
- It's nothing.
617
01:05:03,438 --> 01:05:05,879
- Ready?
- Let's go.
618
01:05:08,965 --> 01:05:10,707
Good night.
619
01:05:14,525 --> 01:05:16,409
- She was pretty.
- Which one?
620
01:05:16,506 --> 01:05:18,213
- This one.
- Next to you?
621
01:05:20,643 --> 01:05:23,084
Finally! Not a moment too soon.
622
01:05:29,783 --> 01:05:31,490
Too hot?
623
01:05:32,843 --> 01:05:34,833
You serious, about the country?
624
01:05:34,928 --> 01:05:37,891
Yes. It would be good for my son.
625
01:05:37,986 --> 01:05:41,471
Yes, great. I'll be home in minutes.
626
01:05:41,567 --> 01:05:44,838
Let me tell you,
even for you it's better.
627
01:05:46,050 --> 01:05:47,793
It's her!
628
01:05:47,892 --> 01:05:50,226
Gabrielle Bonnello, real estate agent!
629
01:05:50,325 --> 01:05:51,890
Sorry about the movie.
630
01:05:51,994 --> 01:05:54,293
I'm going home too. I'm tired.
631
01:05:54,392 --> 01:05:56,999
I have to get up early.
632
01:05:58,389 --> 01:06:00,451
See you tomorrow.
633
01:06:01,239 --> 01:06:03,786
Shit! My cell!
634
01:06:14,829 --> 01:06:17,306
- Maybe it's her.
- I can't.
635
01:06:17,401 --> 01:06:19,072
Want me to pick up?
636
01:06:19,173 --> 01:06:22,207
- It's at the restaurant.
- Want to call?
637
01:06:22,301 --> 01:06:25,335
I'll just go. It's there.
See you.
638
01:06:25,429 --> 01:06:27,942
Thanks for dinner.
639
01:06:36,448 --> 01:06:38,261
Pick up.
640
01:06:45,206 --> 01:06:46,119
Yeah, it's me.
641
01:06:46,215 --> 01:06:49,071
- Who's this?
- It's me.
642
01:06:49,169 --> 01:06:51,468
Me, who?
643
01:06:53,686 --> 01:06:56,164
I picked up. I thought it was you.
644
01:07:08,042 --> 01:07:11,905
- I shouldn't have.
- No, I did almost call.
645
01:07:12,004 --> 01:07:14,303
Thank you. Good-bye.
646
01:07:15,201 --> 01:07:16,907
- Hello?
- It's me.
647
01:07:17,008 --> 01:07:18,893
Listen, I can't find...
648
01:07:40,504 --> 01:07:42,626
He fucks who and when he wants.
649
01:07:42,729 --> 01:07:45,407
You've got it made.
Not the same problem.
650
01:07:45,509 --> 01:07:46,528
Same.
651
01:07:46,622 --> 01:07:50,236
We all have the same problem.
We all want the perfect woman.
652
01:07:50,341 --> 01:07:54,418
He keeps chasing, can't find her.
You got her, you think she's not right.
653
01:07:54,511 --> 01:07:57,095
And you?
654
01:07:57,188 --> 01:07:58,728
Me?
655
01:07:59,865 --> 01:08:01,950
I have two and I can't choose.
656
01:08:02,054 --> 01:08:05,847
Two? That's it, I'll never vote
for the left again.
657
01:08:05,947 --> 01:08:07,618
You serious?
658
01:08:07,719 --> 01:08:08,738
What is this?
659
01:08:08,831 --> 01:08:11,238
- What is this?
- I met your wife.
660
01:08:11,334 --> 01:08:13,633
- Did you say hi for me?
- It's not a joke.
661
01:08:13,732 --> 01:08:17,110
It's not a joke. Talk!
What is this? Fuck!
662
01:08:18,946 --> 01:08:21,945
- Tell me.
- We agreed never at work.
663
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:25,904
We agreed you wouldn't come
see me at work because I'm married.
664
01:08:26,001 --> 01:08:27,815
I know you are.
665
01:08:27,913 --> 01:08:31,432
- Tell me what she knows.
- She knows.
666
01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:35,564
- Knows what?
- She knows.
667
01:08:35,664 --> 01:08:38,591
- She knows?
- Knows what?
668
01:08:38,688 --> 01:08:41,580
- Nothing.
- Don't toy with me!
669
01:08:41,677 --> 01:08:43,704
Nothing. We met in a restaurant.
670
01:08:43,797 --> 01:08:46,404
Her friend said she had her doubts.
671
01:08:46,508 --> 01:08:48,630
Doubts! Not the same thing.
672
01:08:48,732 --> 01:08:50,688
- Deny it.
- Deny what?
673
01:08:50,783 --> 01:08:51,969
Good start.
674
01:08:52,069 --> 01:08:54,191
Who is this girl?
675
01:08:54,294 --> 01:08:56,486
You never told us.
What's her name?
676
01:08:56,588 --> 01:09:00,416
What does she do?
What's she look like?
677
01:09:06,493 --> 01:09:10,178
It's not about sex.
Are you guys stupid?
678
01:09:10,281 --> 01:09:12,509
A masseuse. Exactly what I need.
679
01:09:12,610 --> 01:09:14,151
You're in deep shit.
680
01:09:14,244 --> 01:09:17,894
It's horrible. It's such a clich�
and yet it's horrible.
681
01:09:17,998 --> 01:09:20,925
It's like a disease.
Only happens to other people.
682
01:09:21,022 --> 01:09:23,049
Only happens to other people!
683
01:09:25,367 --> 01:09:27,773
Know what's horrible?
684
01:09:27,869 --> 01:09:30,452
If Gabrielle knows, that's horrible.
685
01:09:30,545 --> 01:09:32,085
Horrible.
686
01:09:32,178 --> 01:09:34,584
Why doesn't she say anything?
687
01:09:34,681 --> 01:09:38,272
- You love her?
- Of course I do. Are you stupid?
688
01:09:38,366 --> 01:09:41,044
I mean, the other one.
The masseuse.
689
01:09:41,146 --> 01:09:43,517
Of course I love her.
690
01:09:43,614 --> 01:09:45,985
Really? As much as your wife?
691
01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:49,013
My back hurts.
692
01:10:06,032 --> 01:10:08,059
Hey, I just had this thought.
693
01:10:08,152 --> 01:10:10,416
If she knows but says nothing,
694
01:10:11,524 --> 01:10:13,302
maybe she's got someone too.
695
01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:16,567
- Idiot.
- Watch out!
696
01:10:16,668 --> 01:10:18,374
You idiot.
697
01:10:22,610 --> 01:10:24,601
Are you sleeping?
698
01:11:05,501 --> 01:11:07,528
Anybody home?
699
01:11:30,004 --> 01:11:31,545
It's me, Mom.
700
01:11:31,639 --> 01:11:33,417
- How are you?
- Fine. And you?
701
01:11:33,515 --> 01:11:36,442
- Fine. Just fine.
- Is Joseph with you?
702
01:11:36,539 --> 01:11:38,945
Yes, he's here.
He just had lunch.
703
01:11:39,042 --> 01:11:41,519
I made him
some nice potatoes au gratin.
704
01:11:41,614 --> 01:11:43,428
Gabrielle brought him over?
705
01:11:43,525 --> 01:11:45,682
No, your dad went to get him.
706
01:11:45,784 --> 01:11:47,490
Did she say where she'd be?
707
01:11:47,592 --> 01:11:50,662
I have no idea. Ask him.
708
01:11:50,754 --> 01:11:53,267
Put him on, will you?
709
01:11:53,361 --> 01:11:55,768
- You okay?
- Fine.
710
01:11:55,864 --> 01:11:58,933
When I got home,
there was no one here.
711
01:11:59,027 --> 01:12:02,061
- Want to come over?
- No thanks, Mom.
712
01:12:02,155 --> 01:12:04,490
I made a nice cake.
713
01:12:04,588 --> 01:12:07,195
- Don't.
- All right, fine!
714
01:12:07,299 --> 01:12:09,077
Always in a rush.
Here's your dad.
715
01:12:09,176 --> 01:12:10,646
Love you.
716
01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:12,375
- Hello?
- It's me. You okay?
717
01:12:12,478 --> 01:12:14,505
- Fine and you?
- Fine.
718
01:12:14,598 --> 01:12:17,976
- Did she say where she was going?
- Not a word.
719
01:12:18,074 --> 01:12:21,380
Forgot the boy's blankie.
He cried in the car.
720
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:24,371
Do me a favor - no cartoons all day.
721
01:12:24,469 --> 01:12:26,175
Don't worry about it.
722
01:12:26,276 --> 01:12:30,318
- Really.
- I said okay! Don't bust my balls.
723
01:12:31,594 --> 01:12:35,457
- When do you want him home?
- I'll probably come get him myself.
724
01:12:35,556 --> 01:12:38,591
Stay for dinner.
Make Mom happy.
725
01:12:38,684 --> 01:12:40,225
I bet he will.
726
01:12:40,318 --> 01:12:42,724
- Sugar?
- Yeah, on the side.
727
01:12:42,821 --> 01:12:43,935
Are you listening?
728
01:12:44,036 --> 01:12:46,679
- See you later.
- Later.
729
01:12:46,782 --> 01:12:49,259
Grandpa!
730
01:12:49,355 --> 01:12:52,176
Grandpa!
Quick, this one is really cool.
731
01:12:56,931 --> 01:12:58,851
Not a word to your father.
732
01:14:49,093 --> 01:14:53,064
- I have nothing against the country.
- Well, then?
733
01:14:53,159 --> 01:14:54,594
Well...
734
01:14:54,689 --> 01:14:57,130
She saw a house.
It has to sell right away.
735
01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:58,696
It's a bargain.
736
01:14:58,790 --> 01:15:02,168
It's a very pretty house.
Nice view.
737
01:15:02,266 --> 01:15:03,972
There's this big tree...
738
01:15:04,073 --> 01:15:07,688
See that? Tree!
Symbol of strength. Masculine.
739
01:15:07,792 --> 01:15:10,719
But strength, force,
you see, is feminine.
740
01:15:10,816 --> 01:15:14,679
- Vagina is masculine.
- So what?
741
01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:17,149
I don't get it.
You're ridiculous.
742
01:15:17,246 --> 01:15:19,474
Yeah, well, they understand me.
743
01:15:19,574 --> 01:15:21,696
- Not really.
- Me neither.
744
01:15:21,799 --> 01:15:23,613
Anyway, penis is feminine.
745
01:15:23,710 --> 01:15:26,425
Your little dickey is feminine!
746
01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:29,525
Country is feminine.
Is anyone listening?
747
01:15:29,619 --> 01:15:31,397
We're sick of listening to you.
748
01:15:31,496 --> 01:15:33,867
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong?
749
01:15:33,964 --> 01:15:34,982
Can you be polite?
750
01:15:35,076 --> 01:15:37,198
- Look, it's been...
- Be polite?
751
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,521
Talk lower.
752
01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:40,920
Do you mind talking lower, please?
753
01:15:42,063 --> 01:15:43,497
Please.
754
01:15:43,592 --> 01:15:45,370
Thank you.
755
01:15:46,616 --> 01:15:48,950
Say thank you.
756
01:15:52,524 --> 01:15:54,302
Unbelievable.
757
01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:11,199
Drink?
758
01:16:11,293 --> 01:16:13,485
- No, I have to go.
- Where?
759
01:16:15,602 --> 01:16:18,945
- Invite her.
- There are two of them.
760
01:16:19,044 --> 01:16:20,964
- Bastard.
- Why?
761
01:16:21,059 --> 01:16:22,494
Jealous?
762
01:16:22,589 --> 01:16:24,295
- I didn't say bastard.
- We all heard.
763
01:16:24,396 --> 01:16:26,553
I didn't mean, I'm jealous.
764
01:16:26,655 --> 01:16:29,370
I meant, it's not right
to do that to girls.
765
01:16:29,471 --> 01:16:32,814
You're ridiculous.
You want to do it with two girls?
766
01:16:32,911 --> 01:16:35,318
Be honest.
You want to do it with two girls?
767
01:16:35,414 --> 01:16:36,670
I'm sorry.
768
01:16:37,743 --> 01:16:39,105
- And you?
- Me what?
769
01:16:39,202 --> 01:16:40,908
Would you want two guys?
770
01:16:41,009 --> 01:16:44,008
- One's enough.
- You want to do it with a guy?
771
01:16:44,103 --> 01:16:45,122
See that?
772
01:16:45,216 --> 01:16:46,816
You're enough for me.
773
01:16:46,919 --> 01:16:50,024
- Liar! You wouldn't want to?
- Quit fucking around.
774
01:16:52,515 --> 01:16:53,533
I'd like to.
775
01:16:53,626 --> 01:16:56,553
- You wouldn't?
- What, two girls?
776
01:16:59,778 --> 01:17:03,049
I'd like to do it with two guys.
Why is that any different?
777
01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:04,893
I can't stand it.
778
01:17:25,568 --> 01:17:28,210
- What did I do now?
- Not you. Listen.
779
01:17:34,466 --> 01:17:36,172
They're making love.
780
01:17:36,273 --> 01:17:38,536
Do something, I can't sleep.
781
01:17:38,636 --> 01:17:40,971
What do you want me to do?
782
01:17:41,070 --> 01:17:43,192
I knew I could count on you.
783
01:17:49,690 --> 01:17:51,396
What are you doing?
784
01:17:51,497 --> 01:17:53,203
Stop it!
785
01:17:58,344 --> 01:18:00,193
Are you nuts?
786
01:18:13,255 --> 01:18:14,961
Shut up. It's enough.
787
01:19:10,152 --> 01:19:12,238
- Oh, it's you.
- Don't open my door?
788
01:19:12,342 --> 01:19:15,755
You're broke. A 90,000 dollar car.
I always think you're a guest.
789
01:19:15,852 --> 01:19:19,266
- I get free gas, too.
- Lucky bastard.
790
01:19:19,363 --> 01:19:22,148
Open the lady's door,
Watch your mouth.
791
01:19:25,445 --> 01:19:27,151
How sweet.
792
01:19:29,268 --> 01:19:30,418
See ya.
793
01:19:39,556 --> 01:19:41,227
Already?
794
01:20:28,668 --> 01:20:30,623
I can't stand this.
795
01:20:47,124 --> 01:20:49,388
What are we doing?
796
01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:53,103
Why do you stay with me?
797
01:20:53,206 --> 01:20:56,856
I'll need you when I retire.
You can massage my back.
798
01:20:59,532 --> 01:21:00,967
Asshole!
799
01:21:01,061 --> 01:21:02,460
- What is that?
- Stop!
800
01:21:04,536 --> 01:21:07,014
What's wrong with you? Stop!
801
01:21:08,465 --> 01:21:10,942
Stop, I was kidding around!
802
01:21:11,036 --> 01:21:12,399
Let go!
803
01:21:14,303 --> 01:21:16,638
- Stop. I was kidding.
- A joke?
804
01:21:16,736 --> 01:21:18,621
Very funny!
805
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,582
Going to leave her?
806
01:21:52,467 --> 01:21:55,074
You'd leave a wife you love?
807
01:22:00,496 --> 01:22:05,058
- I forgot.
- Want an increase? Bring me the papers.
808
01:22:05,153 --> 01:22:06,339
Tomorrow.
809
01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:09,153
- I promise.
- Sorry, but I need them.
810
01:22:10,227 --> 01:22:12,561
- How are you, Vincent?
- Fine.
811
01:22:16,935 --> 01:22:18,866
You're getting an increase?
812
01:22:19,507 --> 01:22:21,596
You're getting an increase?
813
01:22:21,631 --> 01:22:24,131
I'm going to have a baby.
814
01:22:24,234 --> 01:22:25,491
What?
815
01:22:25,591 --> 01:22:27,783
I'm going to have a baby.
816
01:22:27,884 --> 01:22:31,191
A child.
A girl, if you want to know.
817
01:22:31,291 --> 01:22:33,353
You're joking, right?
818
01:22:33,445 --> 01:22:35,258
No, it's no joke.
819
01:22:35,357 --> 01:22:37,764
Hang on. I must have missed a beat.
820
01:22:38,868 --> 01:22:42,696
A girl I slept with got pregnant,
and she wants to keep the baby.
821
01:22:42,795 --> 01:22:45,545
And so do I, I think. That's all.
822
01:22:47,140 --> 01:22:48,918
- I don't get it.
- It's simple.
823
01:22:49,017 --> 01:22:50,095
Are you in love?
824
01:22:50,198 --> 01:22:53,883
Don't start in
with that stupid romantic paradigm.
825
01:22:53,986 --> 01:22:56,215
- Daddy, Mommy...
- Be serious.
826
01:22:56,316 --> 01:22:59,172
No, you be serious.
And don't judge me.
827
01:22:59,270 --> 01:23:01,913
I'm not, I want you to be happy.
828
01:23:02,016 --> 01:23:03,935
Why? Are you happy?
829
01:23:04,031 --> 01:23:07,646
You happy?
You don't look it.
830
01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:09,528
You're the one in pain, not me.
831
01:23:10,878 --> 01:23:15,607
You live with fairy tales
you learned as a boy.
832
01:23:15,709 --> 01:23:20,344
"They got married and lived
happily ever after. " Bullshit!
833
01:23:20,436 --> 01:23:23,470
What is it? To have a kid
with a woman I love.
834
01:23:23,565 --> 01:23:25,686
The fruit of our love, is that it?
835
01:23:25,790 --> 01:23:30,140
When I fall for another woman
I just eat my heart out?
836
01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:31,803
Hey, wake up!
837
01:23:31,906 --> 01:23:35,391
You live in a bourgeois world,
and it's out of date!
838
01:23:35,486 --> 01:23:40,844
Look at the divorce figures.
Maybe in 40 years, I'll be the norm.
839
01:23:40,943 --> 01:23:44,143
Forty years is how long
my parents have been married.
840
01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:38,281
You have the box cutter?
841
01:26:45,398 --> 01:26:47,282
The box cutter?
842
01:26:47,379 --> 01:26:49,572
There are knives in the kitchen.
843
01:27:30,304 --> 01:27:31,845
Are you okay?
844
01:29:54,164 --> 01:29:56,676
What? What's that look about?
845
01:29:56,770 --> 01:30:00,704
Nothing. Just watching you
get off on your new car.
846
01:30:00,802 --> 01:30:02,995
- Is that wrong?
- Not at all.
847
01:30:03,096 --> 01:30:05,430
I'm happy for you.
848
01:30:10,082 --> 01:30:13,009
- It's hot, isn't it?
- Hot?
849
01:30:15,296 --> 01:30:17,180
Check your owner's manual.
850
01:30:55,544 --> 01:30:58,779
No need to stop talking
on my account.
851
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:02,223
Don't give me that angel face.
I heard what you were saying.
852
01:31:02,322 --> 01:31:05,451
I know what your guy talk is about.
853
01:31:16,606 --> 01:31:18,171
I'm crazy about her.
854
01:31:22,932 --> 01:31:25,575
You're not going to move your ass?
855
01:31:25,678 --> 01:31:28,428
You let us work,
you don't move your ass?
856
01:31:28,528 --> 01:31:31,728
Naturally, the women do the clearing.
857
01:31:32,943 --> 01:31:34,649
You still need these?
858
01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:36,456
We're still drinking.
859
01:31:43,578 --> 01:31:46,683
- Water off my back.
- The only way.
860
01:31:56,507 --> 01:31:58,392
There's still a piece of cake.
861
01:31:58,489 --> 01:32:01,594
- No, thanks.
- Nice of you.
862
01:32:01,686 --> 01:32:05,029
Anybody got a cigarette?
863
01:32:10,550 --> 01:32:13,193
Thank you.
It's freezing. Not cold?
864
01:32:13,295 --> 01:32:15,001
Yeah, we're coming in.
865
01:32:15,103 --> 01:32:18,268
- You sure about the cake?
- Yeah, I think I will have some.
866
01:32:18,370 --> 01:32:20,183
You're very nice.
867
01:32:21,220 --> 01:32:22,963
Some guys have all the luck.
868
01:32:31,488 --> 01:32:32,488
Me too.
869
01:32:34,513 --> 01:32:35,513
Me too.
870
01:32:37,180 --> 01:32:38,180
Kisses.
871
01:32:39,705 --> 01:32:42,905
I ca... I ca... I've got to go.
I've got to go.
872
01:32:42,930 --> 01:32:45,330
Kisses. You too.
873
01:33:07,270 --> 01:33:10,304
Dad, I don't want to go to school.
874
01:33:11,405 --> 01:33:12,768
What do you mean?
875
01:33:12,866 --> 01:33:17,630
I don't want to.
I want to go to work with you.
876
01:33:17,731 --> 01:33:20,374
- You can't.
- Why?
877
01:33:20,477 --> 01:33:23,748
- Because you have school.
- But why?
878
01:33:23,849 --> 01:33:26,741
Because kids go to school
879
01:33:26,838 --> 01:33:30,879
to learn a job
they can do when they're big.
880
01:33:30,974 --> 01:33:33,973
But I want to go to work with you.
881
01:33:36,570 --> 01:33:40,019
- That can't happen.
- Why can't it happen?
882
01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:42,663
Because that's how it is.
883
01:33:42,756 --> 01:33:46,170
See that lady? She goes to work
and her daughter goes to school.
884
01:33:46,267 --> 01:33:49,396
Why do adults always go to work?
885
01:33:49,499 --> 01:33:53,054
Because adults work
to pay for the children's toys.
886
01:33:53,149 --> 01:33:57,984
Why do you have to pay for toys?
887
01:33:58,084 --> 01:34:00,277
Because things have a value...
888
01:34:00,378 --> 01:34:02,084
What's a value, Dad?
889
01:34:02,185 --> 01:34:04,900
A value is what a thing costs.
890
01:34:06,913 --> 01:34:09,141
And who decides all that?
891
01:34:09,242 --> 01:34:11,790
The president of this country!
892
01:34:13,759 --> 01:34:15,229
Have a nice day.
893
01:34:19,355 --> 01:34:22,105
Three bedrooms, quiet.
894
01:34:25,611 --> 01:34:28,954
Sunny all afternoon in the living room.
895
01:34:29,053 --> 01:34:30,594
Hold on.
896
01:34:34,788 --> 01:34:36,981
Rue Blanche. Wood floors.
897
01:34:38,784 --> 01:34:40,811
- Two bedrooms.
- Two.
898
01:34:40,905 --> 01:34:43,620
- Yes, very quiet.
- Very quiet.
899
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:45,948
Yes. Very quiet.
900
01:34:46,049 --> 01:34:47,649
Yes, madam. Yes, that's it.
901
01:34:47,752 --> 01:34:50,016
It's...
It's taken.
902
01:34:54,043 --> 01:34:57,871
I'm picking up the keys
in about 20 minutes.
903
01:34:57,971 --> 01:35:00,448
Okay, fine. See you there.
904
01:35:59,039 --> 01:36:00,117
Hi.
905
01:36:00,220 --> 01:36:03,740
Are you the one
who wants the visit?
906
01:36:03,835 --> 01:36:06,905
- I'm not late?
- No.
907
01:36:21,023 --> 01:36:22,564
A quiet building.
908
01:36:22,656 --> 01:36:25,892
They want to be sure
the new tenant won't make noise.
909
01:36:28,686 --> 01:36:31,543
I'm all alone. No children.
910
01:36:31,641 --> 01:36:33,631
No pets, no birds.
911
01:36:35,011 --> 01:36:36,825
I have nothing.
912
01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:40,127
I'm...
913
01:36:41,824 --> 01:36:43,602
very quiet.
914
01:36:47,177 --> 01:36:49,927
- Go ahead.
- After you.
915
01:36:55,379 --> 01:36:58,271
I feel like I've seen you before.
916
01:36:59,828 --> 01:37:01,298
Maybe.
61978
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