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Good Girls S03E07
Vegas, Baby
Original Air Date on Mar 29, 2020
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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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Let me tell you something
about my husband.
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Stanley Lamont Hill is a cop,
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whether you give him a badge or not.
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He couldn't commit a crime
if his life depended on it.
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Well, what'd they say?
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They'd be honored
to have me back on the force.
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Then I came home, tried on my uniform.
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It made me feel like a fraud.
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Will you have dinner with me?
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Talk strategy, or...
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Whatever you need to tell your wife.
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I really want to,
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but I can't.
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Are you making money?
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It's different this time.
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Looks a little light.
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I couldn't make as much.
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The price of ink went up.
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Gonna need to see that invoice.
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Thought you might.
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Remember that project
you did for us a while back?
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Gambling addicts, right?
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She's not gonna do it
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unless we take something
she cares about.
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Meet Dorito Boland.
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What's up, ladies?
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You cannot finish that plate.
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- He said he'd let me go...
- He won't.
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Wait. You need us. You need all of us.
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Not all of you.
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[gunshots]
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Have you heard from Lucy?
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I'm sure she's fine.
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Lucy Lulu?
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She's not here.
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She just texted me this morning.
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And then I drove her
right to the airport.
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Where'd you get your bird?
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My wife rescued her.
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[whistling]
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[bird whistling]
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What is this?
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Ours.
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You stole from a man who
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blew a little girl's brains out for fun?
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- 10% off the top.
- What if he finds out?
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He won't.
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- What if he does?
- He still needs us.
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Until he doesn't.
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And then we all end up in that van.
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We have to pay our bills.
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We print day and night, and for what?
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To stay alive.
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That's not a life.
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What did you say?
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Materials went up.
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Tell him they went back down.
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It's not the NASDAQ.
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You remember Missy Taylor?
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With the eye patch?
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Our class bowler.
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Full ride to Ohio State.
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- For bowling?
- She was real good.
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She gave up her scholarship
to stay home with her friends,
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and now she's waxing balls
and deodorizing shoes.
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Bomb.
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Free food, a sick arcade,
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and 15 lanes of unlimited bowling...
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All she could talk about
is how she missed her moment.
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This is ours, our moment.
We started this.
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He can't just come in
and shoot everything up
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and just take it all away.
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He kind of can.
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You know who stole?
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He did. From us.
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Mm-hmm.
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Pay your bills.
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Hey, criminals. No need to hide that.
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Got a private party.
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Then I gotta do a shift.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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He's under a lot of pressure at work.
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♪ Do you realize? ♪
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[melancholy music]
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♪ Can't show anyone ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Eye for an eye ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Do you ever rise? ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Cash tips, leftover birthday cake,
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full control of the jukebox...
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There's a scholarship for bowling?
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She was real good.
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American dream.
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It's just like if I'd been born
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with some kind of gift or something,
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you know, my life would
be totally different.
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- How old are you?
- You cannot ask a lady that.
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You're no lady.
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Thank you.
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I'm 33.
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Big one.
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- Is it?
- Yeah, Jesus year.
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What's that?
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Died a carpenter, regrouped,
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then turned himself
into the most successful brand
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in modern history.
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- Okay.
- Jesus juice,
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- Jesus hair, the sandals...
- I got it.
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Then the expressions. Come to Jesus.
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
And don't forget the classic...
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- Jesus.
- That's the one.
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Hm. Well, I think I see
where you're going with this,
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but believe me, I am no saint.
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Hm.
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All right.
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You're a boy's medium, right?
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Seriously?
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That's all I got left.
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Gee, thanks, but I've already got one.
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You're adrift, okay?
We've got to right your ship
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and find a port.
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And children fall for this?
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We'll see. It's a new thing.
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Hmm.
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Oh, by the way, how's
your sister's retinoblastoma?
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- Full remission.
- Are you serious?
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That's amazing. That never happens.
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Yeah, well, some guy at Whole Foods
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gave her an herb, so...
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we'll see if it lasts.
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And yes, thank you.
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I am a boy's medium.
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Oh, dry clean only. The ink runs.
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It doesn't work.
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Duh.
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That's a chow, baby.
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[laughs]
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- What?
- We play Szechwan style.
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You...
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damn it.
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How'd you guys
get so good at this anyway?
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Locked in those
freight containers for months.
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Need something to pass the time.
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[heavy music playing]
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[laughter]
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See, that's not...
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oh, y'all got jokes tonight?
That's very funny.
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Suck it, bitches.
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- Wow.
- No.
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- Yes.
- Really?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Pay me.
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Oh, man, you ladies cleaned me out.
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I gotta get back to the floor.
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- True that.
- All you.
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Oh, wait. I gotta pay you for the party.
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Okay.
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Szechwan style.
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Is all that for one night?
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You're worth it.
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Yeah, but...
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okay, who was that dude?
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Oh, he had a sick house, right?
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Yeah, I mean,
the man had full-grown trees
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in his living room.
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You could smell the cherry blossoms.
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And did his friend
look a little shady to you?
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I think it's his bodyguard.
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- How do you know that?
- I saw a gun under his jacket.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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We tried to say it's not cool,
but he only spoke Russian.
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Krystal, what do you got me into?
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Does it matter?
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I used to be a cop.
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And I used to teach preschool.
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This pays way better.
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[upbeat jazz music]
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♪ ♪
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[whistling]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Midst in our traveling hell ♪
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♪ Just after Sweden ♪
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[toy squeaks]
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♪ St. Petersburg ♪
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♪ ♪
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[mutters]
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Hey, you.
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Craziest thing happened to me
today after the vet.
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Want to take a shower?
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Do I need to?
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I think you do.
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You know, I switched
to that natural stuff
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'cause of all the aluminum...
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With me.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Why not?
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But... I don't know. It's just...
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it's been kind of weird after...
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you know.
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Just 'cause he's back
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doesn't mean that...
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you and I can't stay weird.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, I'll just put
this boy to bed... this girl.
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Who knew, right?
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It's okay.
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What happened at the vet?
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This nutjob... he got in my face
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and then followed me back to my car.
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Why?
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He kept saying that Dorito was his
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'cause she was singing some French song.
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And I was like,
"Dude, she knows lots of songs.
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My kids taught her,
'Don't Worry, Be Happy.'"
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I was like, "Back off."
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But he get getting in her beak,
and calling her Abdul
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or Apu or Abu.
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[dramatic music]
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Au Jus.
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Yeah. How'd you know that?
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat soft rock]
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♪ ♪
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Here. Order anything you want.
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It's on me.
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Not hungry.
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What's in the bag?
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You look like you could use some coffee.
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They make a mean Arnold Palmer.
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I'm sure you have a lot of questions.
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- Just one.
- Seriously, Max,
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what's in the bag?
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Where is my girl?
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We told her not
to get in the van, but she...
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- ♪ Nothing is Everything ♪
- She trusted him.
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Sounds like Lucy.
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If it wasn't for her,
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we would all be...
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It's true, Max.
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She's a hero.
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Y'all get a chance to think about food?
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We did not.
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We're gonna need another minute.
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Well, the chef's got
a few yummy specials,
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help kick your morning off right.
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Got an eggs B that's to die for.
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All set.
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Uh, here.
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I'm gonna do the eggs B.
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Yeah, okay.
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I mean, if it's that good.
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What do we do about this...
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guy?
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That's the tricky part.
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I mean, we can't exactly go to the cops.
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Or we'll all end up in that van.
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And it's back.
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I don't want to go to the cops.
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Okay. Good.
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I want to kill him.
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Max, it's not that easy.
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Take it from her.
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If you miss,
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which you will...
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Again, she would know.
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We're all back in that van.
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00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:19,136
So he just gets to do this
to innocent people?
277
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,639
And we just sit here and we do nothing?
278
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,641
Arnold Palmer?
279
00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,643
Over there.
280
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,923
Thank you.
281
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,161
I've got a cousin.
282
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,296
He's a former Navy SEAL.
283
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:47,364
You mean like a...
284
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,599
He'll do it.
285
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,535
- How much?
- Going rate is 30.
286
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,104
- Grand?
- He won't miss.
287
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:58,141
Do you have that kind of money?
288
00:12:58,143 --> 00:13:00,811
I was hoping you did.
289
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,045
We don't.
290
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,318
Then I have to do it myself.
291
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,654
- Eggs B, coming in hot.
- Jesus.
292
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,592
Oh, and just some hot sauce.
293
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:21,331
No, you don't.
294
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,600
I've got nothing else left to lose.
295
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,408
Max.
296
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,011
Who's your cousin?
297
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:37,014
[spacey music]
298
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:43,987
♪ ♪
299
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:51,261
Hey, you got the bromine
charts for the Spa Master 50?
300
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,331
I do, yeah. Come on, man.
301
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,933
Crazy about Jeff, huh?
302
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:59,736
- What?
- Called up to the big show.
303
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,438
He got Vegas?
304
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,107
Regional Sales Manager.
305
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,208
Seriously?
306
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,377
And they are setting him up fine.
307
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,713
Even paying relocation for the pugs.
308
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,516
You ever think about transferring?
309
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,585
And give up 11 years
at this party palace?
310
00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:18,522
My wife and I... we're going
through something right now.
311
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,124
There's this guy... I don't
want to get into details.
312
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:23,460
Anyways, this guy is...
313
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:26,430
he's bad news.
314
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:31,068
It's bad for my marriage.
It's bad for my family.
315
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,470
I mean, we...
316
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,439
we could really use a change of scenery
317
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,642
right about now.
You know what I'm saying?
318
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,811
Well, then you gotta get your sales up.
319
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,113
How'd he do it?
320
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,282
[laughs]
321
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,919
Boned Gayle.
322
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,487
Oh.
323
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,322
Well, how'd you do it?
324
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:53,890
Oh, I don't.
325
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:57,227
I'm buried in credit card debt
and live with my aunt.
326
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,429
There's gotta be a middle ground.
327
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,299
You find it, let me know.
328
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,668
Ah!
329
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,670
- Found it.
- Oh, great. Thanks.
330
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:07,771
Yeah.
331
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,773
Hey.
332
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,144
Who gets Jeff's leads?
333
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,679
They just go back to corporate.
334
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,581
Not if we get to them first.
335
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,182
Well, we can't do that.
336
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,984
Would you rather bone Gayle?
337
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:24,821
I'm gay.
338
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,623
Exactly.
339
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,626
Oh, you want to talk dumb?
340
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,795
What's dumb is stealing
from a known murderer.
341
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:32,929
Shh!
342
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:36,166
- He's not even here yet.
- Man pops up like a genie.
343
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,435
It would be so easy.
344
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,772
How many times can
three people who look like us
345
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,041
commit a robbery without getting caught?
346
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,109
Law of averages.
347
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,154
I'm not up on that law.
348
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,612
You're not up on any laws.
349
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:52,115
There's at least 30 grand in the safe.
350
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,617
Oh, my God.
351
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,951
Do you not remember the last time
352
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,220
you thought there was
"30 grand" in a safe?
353
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,989
My way's easier, all right?
354
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:02,826
We skim from a few more runs,
and we'll have it.
355
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:03,860
And then what?
356
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,100
We issue a fatwa,
357
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:08,498
and go home and make our kids dinner?
358
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,667
Would it be the worst idea?
359
00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:16,006
It would not.
360
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,250
How's it feel?
361
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,453
Still light.
362
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,691
Some fancy ink.
363
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,563
Pigments from India.
364
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,833
Why I get the feeling this
ink guy's robbing me blind?
365
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,634
I can't control the world market.
366
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:50,073
Well, bring him by.
367
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,009
Why?
368
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,578
I'd like to meet him.
369
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,012
You know, see if we could
work something out.
370
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,614
He's in Oklahoma.
371
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:01,118
Thought you said Kansas City.
372
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,054
Isn't that in Oklahoma?
373
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,989
Missouri.
374
00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:11,394
I'll see what I can do.
375
00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:13,163
Cool.
376
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:15,632
What about the next run?
377
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,200
Yeah, nah, that's not gonna happen
378
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,568
till I get my costs down.
379
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:19,870
You're still making a profit.
380
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,905
It's still good business, right?
381
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,074
Not if you don't trust your partners.
382
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,258
Nah.
383
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,326
No one even said anything.
384
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,995
Something off with your energy.
385
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,597
We need a loan.
386
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:50,267
It's collateral.
387
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,568
How much you after?
388
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,969
30 grand.
389
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,738
For what?
390
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,907
Independent contractor.
391
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,844
You doing a remodel?
392
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,346
Teardown.
393
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,915
I mean, it's smarter
to go through your bank
394
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,585
or your credit union
for a home equity loan.
395
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:12,656
That's not possible.
396
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:15,725
You gonna pay through the nose here.
397
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,765
It's for a hitman, okay?
398
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,000
Or we could just waste time
on finance metaphors,
399
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,169
and the next thing you know,
we're back in that van.
400
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,977
So you're looking
for a personal advance.
401
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,946
Right.
402
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,214
Yeah.
403
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,515
It's not enough collateral in the world
404
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,283
for a loan like that.
405
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,651
Why?
406
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:43,286
I mean, when you end up dead,
407
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,989
which it sounds like there's
a real strong chance of,
408
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,558
guess who gets stuck with the tab.
409
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,893
[sighs]
410
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,495
Metaphor would've taken
five seconds longer.
411
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:55,198
And been way more effective.
412
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,901
Why don't y'all dust off
those pretty OJ masks of yours?
413
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,003
- Like I've been saying.
- We don't do that anymore.
414
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,072
Why?
415
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,040
Because we've evolved.
416
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,143
We're entrepreneurs now.
417
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,545
With no money.
418
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,913
We are not gonna rob your store, Annie.
419
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,815
Dude, it would be so easy.
420
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,350
I would do it myself
if there weren't cameras.
421
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:14,517
How easy?
422
00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:16,886
Like, no security. In and out.
423
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:19,689
It would take longer
to fill up a Slurpee.
424
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:22,359
Like Lionel Richie easy?
425
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,560
I literally just need someone
426
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,162
to hand the cash to that isn't me.
427
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,666
Okay, I see.
428
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,869
You know, I wish you all
would've led with that.
429
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,404
I might be able to help y'all after all.
430
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,940
Really?
431
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,908
Is there a different kind of loan?
432
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:42,164
Everybody, on the floor!
433
00:19:42,189 --> 00:19:44,290
Chill. It's just me.
434
00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:46,616
Better give me that money, bitch.
435
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,251
[sighs]
436
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:53,408
In and out.
Quicker than pouring a Slurpee.
437
00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:56,511
I mean, how big is this damn Slurpee?
438
00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:01,048
Bogey on our left.
439
00:20:01,073 --> 00:20:02,779
Showtime.
440
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,506
Hi, do you have time
to save abandoned babies?
441
00:20:08,531 --> 00:20:09,997
Uh, kind of in a hurry.
442
00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,888
You can't spare a moment?
443
00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:14,162
For abandoned babies?
444
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:16,860
I just want to get a water.
445
00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,395
You know who would love a water?
446
00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:19,829
The more than 22,000 infants
447
00:20:19,831 --> 00:20:22,933
that are thrown in dumpsters every year.
448
00:20:22,935 --> 00:20:26,970
Um, definitely against that. I just...
449
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,574
I'm happy to work a volume discount.
450
00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:32,709
How many units are we talking about?
451
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:34,511
- Dean, I need a word.
- Sounds great.
452
00:20:34,513 --> 00:20:35,745
You name the time,
453
00:20:35,747 --> 00:20:38,248
and I will have my guys
there to install.
454
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,517
Now.
455
00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,519
You know what, Richard?
Let me get into this,
456
00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:44,754
and I'll call you right back.
457
00:20:44,756 --> 00:20:47,090
Great. All right, thanks. Bye.
458
00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:48,258
I just don't get why all that money
459
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,392
has to go back to corporate.
460
00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:50,860
So you're calling the shots now?
461
00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:52,395
No, but I can't make my numbers
462
00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:53,863
just selling barbecue tongs.
463
00:20:53,865 --> 00:20:55,699
And I can't have my men going rogue.
464
00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:57,267
It's not how we do things here.
465
00:20:57,269 --> 00:20:59,302
Oh, I know.
466
00:20:59,304 --> 00:21:00,804
What's that supposed to mean?
467
00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:03,573
I think you know what it means.
468
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,410
Pack up your desk.
469
00:21:07,412 --> 00:21:09,613
Seriously?
470
00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:12,616
Forward me your open projects.
471
00:21:12,618 --> 00:21:14,284
That's how you're gonna play this?
472
00:21:14,286 --> 00:21:17,420
Keys in the night box.
473
00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:21,658
No.
474
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:24,461
- Excuse me?
- No.
475
00:21:24,463 --> 00:21:25,929
No, what, Dean?
476
00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:28,765
I'm not gonna pretend
like you're firing me
477
00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:31,334
for a legit work reason
when the truth is
478
00:21:31,336 --> 00:21:35,238
you're only pissed off
'cause I won't tap that.
479
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,742
- Get out of my office.
- Oh, come on, Gayle.
480
00:21:38,744 --> 00:21:41,011
I'm about to call corporate
and have you blacklisted
481
00:21:41,013 --> 00:21:43,113
from every showroom in the country.
482
00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:45,415
Great. Put it on speaker.
483
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:46,549
What?
484
00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:50,353
I'll tell them how you
promote using only your vagina.
485
00:21:50,355 --> 00:21:52,322
You think I'm Roger Ailes?
486
00:21:52,324 --> 00:21:54,457
No one cares about me.
487
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:57,527
And they certainly don't care about you.
488
00:21:57,529 --> 00:22:00,296
They care about Eric. He's a lifer.
489
00:22:00,298 --> 00:22:02,832
- So?
- So he knows everything.
490
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:05,468
Why would he risk his job for you?
491
00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:09,172
Because I promised him yours
once I get you out.
492
00:22:09,174 --> 00:22:11,841
So here's what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna walk back over there.
493
00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:14,678
I'm gonna complete that sale
you so rudely interrupted.
494
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,479
I'm gonna take another of Jeff's leads
495
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:18,181
and another and another
and I'm gonna turn
496
00:22:18,183 --> 00:22:21,017
this joke of an operation
into the number one leader
497
00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:24,120
in Southeast Michigan's regional sales.
498
00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:31,961
- Open or closed?
- Leave.
499
00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:34,531
Is there a website I can go to?
500
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:36,566
Your donation today
501
00:22:36,568 --> 00:22:39,202
helps get a baby out of the trash.
502
00:22:39,204 --> 00:22:40,236
I don't have any cash on me.
503
00:22:40,238 --> 00:22:41,337
How were you gonna buy the water?
504
00:22:41,339 --> 00:22:42,548
We're happy to take a card.
505
00:22:44,576 --> 00:22:46,776
Maybe next time.
506
00:22:49,681 --> 00:22:52,849
How much longer can we do this?
507
00:22:57,589 --> 00:22:59,556
Deep breaths. Everybody just stay calm.
508
00:22:59,558 --> 00:23:01,057
We can figure this out.
509
00:23:01,059 --> 00:23:04,160
Don't worry, ladies.
I'm licensed to carry.
510
00:23:10,068 --> 00:23:11,701
- Where is it?
- Get out of here.
511
00:23:11,703 --> 00:23:12,936
Not until I get it all back.
512
00:23:12,938 --> 00:23:14,704
Hey, man, we don't want any trouble.
513
00:23:14,706 --> 00:23:15,936
Yeah? Well, you should've told her that
514
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,702
before she cleaned out
my wife's jewelry box.
515
00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:18,875
What's he talking about?
516
00:23:18,877 --> 00:23:20,510
So go to Cartier and buy her some more.
517
00:23:20,512 --> 00:23:21,544
Or I'll just go to the cops.
518
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,847
Okay, yeah, then they can
take my statement.
519
00:23:23,849 --> 00:23:26,716
I'm not gonna leave out
any details for your wife.
520
00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:42,699
That was my soup.
521
00:23:42,701 --> 00:23:44,534
Oh. Oops. Sorry.
522
00:23:44,536 --> 00:23:46,269
What the hell was that?
523
00:23:46,271 --> 00:23:47,971
Those guys are all dicks.
524
00:23:47,973 --> 00:23:50,607
Is that where the money came from?
525
00:23:50,609 --> 00:23:52,609
I'm doing his wife a favor.
526
00:23:52,611 --> 00:23:54,410
He's gonna replace it
with something better.
527
00:23:54,412 --> 00:23:56,579
What do you got me involved in?
528
00:23:56,581 --> 00:23:58,114
These guys are all the same, okay?
529
00:23:58,116 --> 00:23:59,816
They send their wives
off to New York to see
530
00:23:59,818 --> 00:24:01,651
"Dear Evan Hansen"
while they hump Detroit.
531
00:24:01,653 --> 00:24:04,220
Jesus, Krystal.
532
00:24:04,222 --> 00:24:06,422
They totally deserve it.
533
00:24:06,424 --> 00:24:08,224
And how much of my cut is from Cartier?
534
00:24:08,226 --> 00:24:09,592
All of it.
535
00:24:09,594 --> 00:24:12,462
They don't tip, either.
536
00:24:12,464 --> 00:24:14,230
[sighs]
537
00:24:14,232 --> 00:24:17,700
I got another one this
weekend if you're still down.
538
00:24:22,274 --> 00:24:25,141
Do either of you ladies have a phone?
539
00:24:25,143 --> 00:24:28,478
Because I don't.
540
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,181
Mine's in my truck.
541
00:24:31,183 --> 00:24:34,117
Uh...
542
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:37,520
- let me look.
- Hands where I can see 'em!
543
00:24:37,522 --> 00:24:40,523
Okay, go ahead, honey.
544
00:24:40,525 --> 00:24:43,259
Nothing's been stolen, right?
545
00:24:43,261 --> 00:24:45,295
Not a dime.
546
00:24:45,297 --> 00:24:47,263
Okay.
547
00:24:49,301 --> 00:24:51,668
How about...
548
00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:55,338
before this gets real ugly,
549
00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:56,973
we just...
550
00:24:56,975 --> 00:24:59,342
let him go?
551
00:24:59,344 --> 00:25:00,443
Huh?
552
00:25:00,445 --> 00:25:03,346
Yeah, that sounds about right.
553
00:25:03,348 --> 00:25:04,514
He looks sorry.
554
00:25:04,516 --> 00:25:08,384
You have no idea.
555
00:25:08,386 --> 00:25:11,321
Call the cops.
556
00:25:18,563 --> 00:25:19,996
What?
557
00:25:19,998 --> 00:25:21,197
What?
558
00:25:21,199 --> 00:25:23,633
No bars.
559
00:25:23,635 --> 00:25:25,034
Hey!
560
00:25:25,036 --> 00:25:27,203
[screams]
561
00:25:27,205 --> 00:25:29,288
Is everyone okay?
562
00:25:30,642 --> 00:25:32,280
No.
563
00:25:42,465 --> 00:25:43,979
Okay, thank you. They're on their way.
564
00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:45,144
What do I do?
565
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,533
- What do I do?
- Okay, thank you.
566
00:25:46,558 --> 00:25:48,692
- Try to stop the bleeding.
- How?
567
00:25:48,694 --> 00:25:49,926
Can I get a Gatorade?
568
00:25:49,928 --> 00:25:51,094
Anything you want, baby girl.
569
00:25:51,127 --> 00:25:53,619
When you get your permit,
it's just a stupid class.
570
00:25:53,644 --> 00:25:55,332
The green kind.
571
00:25:55,334 --> 00:25:58,135
- They don't let you practice.
- Get the woman a Gatorade, Jason.
572
00:25:58,137 --> 00:26:00,206
Okay, okay. All right.
573
00:26:00,231 --> 00:26:02,064
- Okay, okay.
- Can you make it tighter?
574
00:26:02,066 --> 00:26:03,633
Trying. I'm trying.
575
00:26:03,635 --> 00:26:04,767
- [grunts]
- Where's my drink?
576
00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:06,802
Okay, they're out of green.
577
00:26:06,804 --> 00:26:08,244
They're out of green, baby girl.
578
00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:09,906
Anything else sound good, huh?
579
00:26:09,908 --> 00:26:11,305
Frappuccino. Mocha.
580
00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:13,764
- Frap! Mocha!
- Uh, got it.
581
00:26:13,766 --> 00:26:15,799
This isn't working.
There's still too much blood.
582
00:26:15,801 --> 00:26:18,435
Okay. Sponges. Aisle three.
583
00:26:18,437 --> 00:26:20,337
And behind that, Saran wrap.
584
00:26:20,339 --> 00:26:22,205
Here we go.
585
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:25,175
Ice scrapers. Back wall.
586
00:26:25,177 --> 00:26:28,011
You want a straw, mama?
Huh? Does that sound yum?
587
00:26:28,013 --> 00:26:29,713
Am I gonna make it?
588
00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:31,515
Will you shut up and drink your frap?
589
00:26:31,517 --> 00:26:32,549
Here we go. This is it.
590
00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:34,718
It's go time.
591
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,187
Need a fluids run up.
And get a blood ox, please.
592
00:26:37,189 --> 00:26:39,623
Is she gonna be okay?
593
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:43,060
Jesus. Who did this?
594
00:26:43,062 --> 00:26:44,461
Why?
595
00:26:44,463 --> 00:26:46,530
You?
596
00:26:46,532 --> 00:26:48,165
Bullet almost nicked the femoral artery.
597
00:26:48,167 --> 00:26:50,133
- I mean, you saved her leg.
- I did?
598
00:26:50,135 --> 00:26:51,334
Maybe her life.
599
00:26:51,336 --> 00:26:54,137
[gasps]
600
00:26:54,139 --> 00:26:57,374
- Oh, no.
- Let's go.
601
00:26:57,376 --> 00:26:59,376
Someone call Stan.
602
00:26:59,378 --> 00:27:01,545
Of course.
603
00:27:05,551 --> 00:27:09,686
[pounding on door]
604
00:27:11,156 --> 00:27:12,222
Dial it down a notch.
605
00:27:12,224 --> 00:27:14,391
"Lionel Richie easy"?
606
00:27:14,393 --> 00:27:16,226
No one knows you were there.
607
00:27:16,228 --> 00:27:18,061
We even did it on a Sunday.
608
00:27:18,063 --> 00:27:19,563
Yeah, because we don't get
deliveries on Sundays.
609
00:27:19,565 --> 00:27:20,697
Until you did.
610
00:27:20,699 --> 00:27:22,399
He was supposed to come tomorrow.
611
00:27:22,401 --> 00:27:24,568
And I asked for a knife.
612
00:27:24,570 --> 00:27:25,502
Yeah, well, what the hell is that?
613
00:27:25,504 --> 00:27:28,438
This is something
you split a bagel with.
614
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,739
What do I look like? Rambo?
615
00:27:29,741 --> 00:27:33,009
Okay, I did the job. I want my cut.
616
00:27:33,011 --> 00:27:35,011
Okay.
617
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:40,784
I'm sorry, what the hell are you doing?
618
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:42,953
What's 10% of zero, again?
619
00:27:42,955 --> 00:27:46,289
Oh, yeah, zero!
620
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:49,292
I believe I'm owed something
for my pain and suffering.
621
00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:52,696
You know, at least you didn't
take a bullet like your girl.
622
00:27:55,033 --> 00:27:57,000
Bunny got shot?
623
00:28:00,072 --> 00:28:02,272
She gonna be okay?
624
00:28:02,274 --> 00:28:04,107
Yeah.
625
00:28:04,109 --> 00:28:06,143
Thanks to me.
626
00:28:06,145 --> 00:28:07,878
You are a lucky lady.
627
00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:11,281
'Cause I got you.
628
00:28:11,283 --> 00:28:14,251
You got grazed.
629
00:28:16,622 --> 00:28:18,321
Want to know what happened?
630
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,257
Mm... mm-mm.
631
00:28:20,259 --> 00:28:23,059
Not now.
632
00:28:23,061 --> 00:28:25,595
Did you get the hospital bill?
633
00:28:25,597 --> 00:28:27,831
Can't look.
634
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:31,668
I told those ambulance guys
I'd get an Uber.
635
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:34,471
After being shot?
636
00:28:34,473 --> 00:28:35,572
I'd have got an SUV.
637
00:28:35,574 --> 00:28:37,807
[laughs]
638
00:28:37,809 --> 00:28:40,577
At least the crutches were free.
639
00:28:40,579 --> 00:28:42,646
- Yeah, I stole those.
- What?
640
00:28:42,648 --> 00:28:43,730
They were just sitting by themselves
641
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,749
- next to the elevator.
- Stanley.
642
00:28:45,751 --> 00:28:48,418
They wanted to charge us
400 bucks for them things.
643
00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:49,586
[laughs]
644
00:28:49,588 --> 00:28:51,588
Hey, how's the patient?
645
00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:53,323
Flying high on painkillers.
646
00:28:53,325 --> 00:28:57,360
Ooh. What color are they?
647
00:28:57,362 --> 00:28:59,429
- Hey.
- Oh, blues and yellows.
648
00:28:59,431 --> 00:29:01,831
- You must be feeling good.
- What feels good is...
649
00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:04,968
- It wasn't supposed to...
- Yeah, tell that to my kids.
650
00:29:04,970 --> 00:29:06,870
The universe has balanced itself.
651
00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:08,505
Telling you, it's karma.
652
00:29:08,507 --> 00:29:11,274
Dude, you gotta hear this.
653
00:29:11,276 --> 00:29:14,344
Remind you of any Canadians you know?
654
00:29:14,346 --> 00:29:16,613
Oh, stop.
655
00:29:16,615 --> 00:29:19,482
I shot a man. A man shot me.
656
00:29:19,484 --> 00:29:22,852
I don't think the universe
is keeping score for Big Mike.
657
00:29:22,854 --> 00:29:24,654
The circle is complete.
658
00:29:24,656 --> 00:29:28,191
Well, almost.
659
00:29:28,193 --> 00:29:29,526
I did save your life.
660
00:29:29,528 --> 00:29:32,062
Now I wish you had let me bleed out.
661
00:29:32,064 --> 00:29:34,097
[chuckles]
662
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,900
So what do we do here?
663
00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:39,236
Well, JT says he's down
to try again if we are.
664
00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:40,170
Are you out of your mind?
665
00:29:40,172 --> 00:29:42,706
Well, his nephew
still needs a saxophone.
666
00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:44,207
We are done with that.
667
00:29:44,209 --> 00:29:46,710
Okay, so we just go sit on the curb
668
00:29:46,712 --> 00:29:48,712
and wait for the van to pull up?
669
00:29:48,714 --> 00:29:49,713
Because, you know, that's what happens
670
00:29:49,715 --> 00:29:52,215
when you steal from a gang.
671
00:29:52,217 --> 00:29:55,752
We should let tampon boy take his shot.
672
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:58,021
Yeah, and then he misses, and gosh,
673
00:29:58,023 --> 00:29:59,823
this looks familiar. Where am I?
674
00:29:59,825 --> 00:30:03,326
Oh, I'm back in the van with all y'all.
675
00:30:03,328 --> 00:30:04,694
He might not miss.
676
00:30:04,696 --> 00:30:07,897
Max-y Pad's gonna miss.
677
00:30:07,899 --> 00:30:10,700
Have you ever fired it?
678
00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:14,704
When I was little.
679
00:30:14,706 --> 00:30:16,640
With bullets?
680
00:30:19,411 --> 00:30:22,078
Well...
681
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,713
we'll just walk through the basics.
682
00:30:29,388 --> 00:30:30,387
Max.
683
00:30:30,389 --> 00:30:31,988
Yeah.
684
00:30:33,592 --> 00:30:34,991
Grab the gun.
685
00:30:36,561 --> 00:30:39,562
[upbeat music]
686
00:30:39,564 --> 00:30:41,398
♪ ♪
687
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,266
Oh, boy.
688
00:30:43,268 --> 00:30:44,768
Pro tip.
689
00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:47,137
Exhale before you pull the trigger.
690
00:30:47,139 --> 00:30:48,038
Why?
691
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,906
Well, most people hold their breath,
692
00:30:49,908 --> 00:30:52,709
which increases your pulse
and makes your hand shake.
693
00:30:52,711 --> 00:30:54,577
How'd you learn that?
694
00:30:54,579 --> 00:30:55,812
Him.
695
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:59,716
♪ You can buy expensive cars ♪
696
00:30:59,718 --> 00:31:01,418
♪ ♪
697
00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:02,886
- [gunshot]
- Oh, oh, oh, no!
698
00:31:02,888 --> 00:31:04,921
Oh, wow. Oh, that's loud.
699
00:31:04,923 --> 00:31:07,223
- I can't...
- Shake it.
700
00:31:07,225 --> 00:31:08,591
Shake it.
701
00:31:08,593 --> 00:31:10,427
Wow.
702
00:31:10,429 --> 00:31:11,928
- Here.
- Oh, yeah.
703
00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:13,096
I brought those for you, so...
704
00:31:13,098 --> 00:31:15,098
Thank you.
705
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,000
- You want some of this?
- Exhale.
706
00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:19,736
♪ Blow his head off ♪
707
00:31:19,738 --> 00:31:22,072
♪ ♪
708
00:31:22,074 --> 00:31:23,640
♪ In your dreams ♪
709
00:31:23,642 --> 00:31:27,811
♪ Show no mercy ♪
710
00:31:27,813 --> 00:31:33,817
♪ ♪
711
00:31:33,819 --> 00:31:35,618
♪ And all your bad... ♪
712
00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:39,089
Just do a little shoulder roll.
713
00:31:39,091 --> 00:31:40,090
Feel good? Feel loose?
714
00:31:40,092 --> 00:31:41,124
- I'm good.
- [gunshot]
715
00:31:41,126 --> 00:31:44,094
- Oh! I'm sorry.
- [screams]
716
00:31:44,096 --> 00:31:45,829
- Who's a badass?
- You are.
717
00:31:45,831 --> 00:31:47,464
- You...
- Oh, me.
718
00:31:47,466 --> 00:31:48,765
Yes.
719
00:31:48,767 --> 00:31:51,167
[gunshot]
720
00:31:51,169 --> 00:31:53,503
That was good.
721
00:31:53,505 --> 00:31:54,938
- Die.
- [gunshot]
722
00:31:54,940 --> 00:31:56,373
I don't know if I could do this.
723
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,540
[gunshot]
724
00:31:57,542 --> 00:31:58,641
Just kidding.
725
00:31:58,643 --> 00:32:02,812
♪ Your bad days will end ♪
726
00:32:02,814 --> 00:32:09,986
♪ ♪
727
00:32:16,828 --> 00:32:24,000
♪ ♪
728
00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:33,109
[gunshot]
729
00:32:47,526 --> 00:32:49,759
We'll just get you
close enough so you won't miss.
730
00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,242
Yeah.
731
00:32:52,196 --> 00:32:54,931
[heavy music playing]
732
00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:58,336
♪ ♪
733
00:32:58,361 --> 00:33:00,642
What is this?
734
00:33:00,690 --> 00:33:02,797
You wanted to meet my ink guy.
735
00:33:02,829 --> 00:33:09,270
♪ ♪
736
00:33:16,901 --> 00:33:19,168
You want something?
737
00:33:19,193 --> 00:33:22,263
Sprite. No ice.
738
00:33:23,865 --> 00:33:28,067
Hey, can you hook my man up
here with a Sprite, no ice?
739
00:33:32,774 --> 00:33:35,274
So you fly private or commercial?
740
00:33:35,276 --> 00:33:37,943
- Pardon?
- Oklahoma, right?
741
00:33:37,945 --> 00:33:39,170
And based on what you're charging me,
742
00:33:39,195 --> 00:33:41,859
I figure you must got, like,
a G6 or something.
743
00:33:41,884 --> 00:33:45,217
Well, I talked to Max here
about your cost concerns.
744
00:33:45,219 --> 00:33:47,586
Oh, yeah?
745
00:33:47,588 --> 00:33:50,662
And I think he has a solution
746
00:33:51,225 --> 00:33:53,178
to make it all go away.
747
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,326
That right?
748
00:34:02,703 --> 00:34:04,603
Here you go, guys.
749
00:34:04,605 --> 00:34:08,441
Sprite. No ice.
750
00:34:11,379 --> 00:34:13,322
I'm all ears.
751
00:34:14,215 --> 00:34:16,017
Go ahead.
752
00:34:17,485 --> 00:34:21,921
[suspenseful music]
753
00:34:21,923 --> 00:34:25,825
I need to tell you something.
754
00:34:25,827 --> 00:34:28,160
Okay.
755
00:34:28,162 --> 00:34:30,229
Just...
756
00:34:30,231 --> 00:34:32,231
give it to him straight.
757
00:34:32,233 --> 00:34:35,234
[suspenseful music]
758
00:34:35,236 --> 00:34:42,308
♪ ♪
759
00:34:42,743 --> 00:34:46,078
I've made a mistake.
760
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:50,816
I shouldn't have tried
to raise my prices on you.
761
00:34:50,818 --> 00:34:53,619
You almost lost a customer.
762
00:34:55,923 --> 00:34:58,157
I am sorry.
763
00:35:02,196 --> 00:35:03,596
All good.
764
00:35:03,598 --> 00:35:06,131
Glad we could work it out.
765
00:35:06,133 --> 00:35:07,466
Wait.
766
00:35:13,107 --> 00:35:16,175
That all?
767
00:35:19,547 --> 00:35:21,814
Thank you for the pop.
768
00:35:23,317 --> 00:35:26,018
Yeah, on the house.
769
00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:29,154
You work with really smart people.
770
00:35:29,156 --> 00:35:30,823
♪ ♪
771
00:35:35,062 --> 00:35:38,030
I wet myself.
772
00:35:39,534 --> 00:35:43,502
That's okay.
773
00:35:45,306 --> 00:35:47,640
Are you mad?
774
00:35:47,642 --> 00:35:50,342
My kids do it all the time.
775
00:35:50,344 --> 00:35:52,111
Not about that.
776
00:35:54,148 --> 00:35:57,216
It wouldn't have made you feel better.
777
00:35:57,218 --> 00:36:00,753
[dramatic music]
778
00:36:00,755 --> 00:36:03,722
Just makes you feel nothing.
779
00:36:03,724 --> 00:36:06,058
♪ ♪
780
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:07,993
That sounds nice.
781
00:36:07,995 --> 00:36:11,163
♪ ♪
782
00:36:11,165 --> 00:36:14,433
It's not.
783
00:36:14,435 --> 00:36:16,268
How do you know?
784
00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:17,937
[sighs]
785
00:36:17,939 --> 00:36:20,873
I just know.
786
00:36:23,511 --> 00:36:27,179
Can I ask for one thing, please?
787
00:36:27,181 --> 00:36:29,715
But we just got her.
788
00:36:31,552 --> 00:36:33,819
I know.
789
00:36:35,189 --> 00:36:38,557
You can have my allowance
to buy her food.
790
00:36:40,928 --> 00:36:44,363
Sweetie, it's not about money.
791
00:36:44,365 --> 00:36:46,332
I'll clean her cage.
792
00:36:48,469 --> 00:36:50,302
Where's Emma?
793
00:36:50,304 --> 00:36:53,238
She says she doesn't care.
794
00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:58,077
Well, Mommy didn't know...
795
00:36:58,079 --> 00:37:01,880
but Dorito already had a family.
796
00:37:01,882 --> 00:37:03,415
Then why'd they give her up?
797
00:37:03,417 --> 00:37:04,917
We love her.
798
00:37:04,919 --> 00:37:09,154
She was sick, and we made her better.
799
00:37:09,156 --> 00:37:13,459
And now she has to go home
to her real family.
800
00:37:13,461 --> 00:37:16,195
Aren't we her real family?
801
00:37:19,734 --> 00:37:23,769
Well, you know what?
802
00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:26,071
We'll get another pet.
803
00:37:26,073 --> 00:37:28,607
We will?
804
00:37:32,947 --> 00:37:35,414
Only this time, you choose.
805
00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:37,783
Anything you want.
806
00:37:42,423 --> 00:37:43,422
BOTH: Snake.
807
00:37:43,424 --> 00:37:45,257
Yes!
808
00:37:47,461 --> 00:37:51,096
How about a gerbil?
809
00:37:51,098 --> 00:37:52,064
Or a hamster?
810
00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:54,333
Oh, remember that cute rabbit
that you wanted
811
00:37:54,335 --> 00:37:55,434
from the farmer's market?
812
00:37:55,436 --> 00:37:57,102
Yeah.
813
00:37:57,104 --> 00:37:58,704
And then we can feed him to the snake.
814
00:37:58,706 --> 00:38:00,272
- [laughs]
- Yeah!
815
00:38:00,274 --> 00:38:01,306
Let's go look up snakes.
816
00:38:01,308 --> 00:38:03,842
Yeah, let's go.
817
00:38:03,844 --> 00:38:07,012
[kids yelling]
818
00:38:08,049 --> 00:38:10,683
I'm sorry.
819
00:38:10,685 --> 00:38:14,987
This is the last thing he takes from us.
820
00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:16,455
Hey, kids, movie night.
821
00:38:16,457 --> 00:38:20,659
Sam Jackson on a plane.
It's educational.
822
00:38:22,630 --> 00:38:24,463
[club music playing]
823
00:38:24,465 --> 00:38:26,999
- Hey, Stanimal.
- You want in?
824
00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:29,802
Make sure not melds drop out
of your G-string this time.
825
00:38:29,804 --> 00:38:31,837
If I do this, I'ma do it right.
826
00:38:31,839 --> 00:38:33,572
Always two parties.
827
00:38:33,574 --> 00:38:35,407
First one, you earn their trust.
828
00:38:35,409 --> 00:38:37,710
You treat 'em like kings
while I case the castle.
829
00:38:37,712 --> 00:38:39,005
Then say you had such a great time,
830
00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:40,479
you're gonna come back,
bring more girls.
831
00:38:40,481 --> 00:38:42,381
Do it up.
832
00:38:42,383 --> 00:38:44,149
That's when we take 'em down.
833
00:38:44,151 --> 00:38:46,752
But only the most expensive piece.
834
00:38:46,754 --> 00:38:48,187
'Cause with one,
835
00:38:48,189 --> 00:38:51,857
they're rich enough to think
they just lost it.
836
00:38:51,859 --> 00:38:54,126
Let me know what time Saturday.
837
00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:58,297
Stan.
838
00:39:00,367 --> 00:39:02,968
Are you sure?
839
00:39:04,939 --> 00:39:06,772
We're talking two horsepower,
840
00:39:06,774 --> 00:39:09,608
zero to 60 in half a day.
841
00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:10,776
What?
842
00:39:10,778 --> 00:39:11,844
[laughs]
843
00:39:11,846 --> 00:39:13,011
[laughs]
844
00:39:13,013 --> 00:39:14,513
But faster than them damn crutches.
845
00:39:14,515 --> 00:39:16,715
[horn honks]
846
00:39:18,385 --> 00:39:20,586
Careful. Watch the corner.
Watch the corner!
847
00:39:20,588 --> 00:39:22,354
Hey.
848
00:39:23,691 --> 00:39:25,390
That might've been a mistake.
849
00:39:25,392 --> 00:39:27,426
How'd you get insurance to cover it?
850
00:39:27,428 --> 00:39:29,194
["Sweepstakes Prize" by Minrah playing]
851
00:39:29,196 --> 00:39:30,465
- All right.
- Have to go so bad.
852
00:39:30,490 --> 00:39:31,957
I know, I know, I know.
Give him the keys.
853
00:39:31,982 --> 00:39:34,098
- Here, here, here.
- There you go. There you go.
854
00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:36,435
Go, go, go, go.
855
00:39:36,437 --> 00:39:38,437
Hey, real quick.
856
00:39:38,439 --> 00:39:41,607
Let me ask you a question.
857
00:39:41,609 --> 00:39:46,145
What do you think about Las Vegas?
858
00:39:46,147 --> 00:39:47,646
[snickers]
859
00:39:47,648 --> 00:39:49,748
I think we can't afford a vacation.
860
00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,550
No.
861
00:39:51,552 --> 00:39:54,620
Like, to live.
862
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:59,088
- ♪ You remind me of a firework, boy ♪
- Why there?
863
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,993
It's not here.
864
00:40:00,995 --> 00:40:02,661
[kids shouting]
865
00:40:02,663 --> 00:40:05,230
- What is that?
- Come on, come on!
866
00:40:05,232 --> 00:40:07,833
♪ But you take your time ♪
867
00:40:07,835 --> 00:40:09,735
You're still in here?
868
00:40:09,737 --> 00:40:10,769
A little privacy, please.
869
00:40:10,771 --> 00:40:12,070
The door was open.
870
00:40:12,072 --> 00:40:13,972
Just give me, like, one more minute.
871
00:40:13,974 --> 00:40:16,175
What are you doing?
872
00:40:16,177 --> 00:40:17,009
[sighs]
873
00:40:17,011 --> 00:40:19,244
Righting my ship and finding my port.
874
00:40:19,246 --> 00:40:22,781
Eww. Light a match when you're done.
875
00:40:22,783 --> 00:40:24,516
♪ It's simple ♪
876
00:40:24,518 --> 00:40:27,986
♪ And so complicated ♪
877
00:40:27,988 --> 00:40:31,089
♪ I could walk all day ♪
878
00:40:31,091 --> 00:40:33,759
♪ On the railroad tracks ♪
879
00:40:33,761 --> 00:40:35,460
♪ But there's much more ♪
880
00:40:35,462 --> 00:40:37,129
So how'd you pay for it?
881
00:40:37,131 --> 00:40:40,365
♪ To it than that ♪
882
00:40:40,367 --> 00:40:43,535
You really want to know?
883
00:40:43,537 --> 00:40:47,039
You want to know
what happened in that store?
884
00:40:47,041 --> 00:40:48,440
Why throw stones, right?
885
00:40:48,442 --> 00:40:51,944
♪ You know all of my secret ideas ♪
886
00:40:51,946 --> 00:40:56,448
♪ The ones I'm giving up on
and the ones I'll keep ♪
887
00:40:56,450 --> 00:41:02,287
♪ I'd tell you why, but I don't know ♪
888
00:41:02,289 --> 00:41:06,725
♪ It's simple and so complicated ♪
889
00:41:06,727 --> 00:41:09,828
♪ I could walk all day ♪
890
00:41:09,830 --> 00:41:12,130
♪ On the railroad tracks ♪
891
00:41:12,132 --> 00:41:15,067
- Where's our stuff?
- Shh.
892
00:41:15,069 --> 00:41:18,871
♪ To it than that ♪
893
00:41:18,873 --> 00:41:26,378
♪ ♪
894
00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:30,315
♪ I'm so lucky 'cause I asked you once ♪
895
00:41:30,317 --> 00:41:33,919
♪ What are you doing?
Do you want to come up ♪
896
00:41:33,921 --> 00:41:35,988
♪ For a cup of tea? ♪
897
00:41:35,990 --> 00:41:38,056
♪ Come visit with me ♪
898
00:41:38,058 --> 00:41:40,025
♪ We'll play guitars ♪
899
00:41:40,027 --> 00:41:43,896
♪ And I will give you my number ♪
900
00:41:43,898 --> 00:41:47,666
♪ ♪
901
00:41:47,668 --> 00:41:50,502
♪ I'd tell you why ♪
902
00:41:50,504 --> 00:41:55,050
♪ ♪
903
00:41:55,075 --> 00:41:56,990
What's it say?
904
00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,950
♪ ♪
905
00:42:00,975 --> 00:42:05,642
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