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- (aliens growling) - Aw. There you go.

- Alien: Thank you. - (aliens grunting)

Babysitting aliens is no joke.

Like, if you've got three Zagellian toddlers in one room,

things can get messy real quick.

- (aliens grunting) - (chuckles)

(squealing, chittering)

Or when two Praxian fairies won't stop fighting,

you gotta find effective means of conflict resolution.

- (vacuum whirring) - (squealing, chittering)

(muffled chittering)

And you're not coming out until you make up.

(growling, roaring)

Don't even get me started on whiny shape-shifters.

I already told you.

No video games until you brush your teeth.

Uck! Fine. But just so you know,

I'm gonna use way too much toothpaste.

(sighs)

I'm Gabby Duran,

and I'm still the best babysitter in the galaxy.

(theme song playing)

? Oh, yeah ?

? I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ?

? Fit in like summer and an icicle ?

? Don't fight it, just be an original ?

? Woop, woop, woop! ?

? I roller-skate outside the lines ?

? When I try to stay in, it's no surprise ?

? It's a fail, it's okay, I'm one of a kind ?

? One of a, one of a kind ?

? So anytime I feel some type of way ?

? Don't understand the human race ?

? So what, so what, so what? ?

? I do my thing, I do my thing ?

? You do your thing, You do your thing ?

? When we don't fit in ?

? We stand out in the crowd and we shout it loud ?

? I do my thing, I do my thing ?

? I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ?

? Don't try to fit in, Don't try to fit in ?

? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ?

(music playing over headphones)

Gabby, you got a package.

It's addressed to Gabby Duran,

Havensburg, USA, Earth?

Oh, um... (chuckles) Must be from one of my babysitting clients.

Uh, Jeremy's learning

about the solar system right now,

which, Earth, as you know, is a part of our solar system,

so this all makes sense.

Hmm.

All right, mysterious alien package,

let's see what you got.

(sighs)

- (fireworks whistling) - (celebratory music playing)

(sniffing) Mmm!

Smells like taquitos, and...

(sniffs)... sunshine?

"Gabby Duran,

"Your reputation as a babysitter extraordinaire

"has extended to the far reaches of the galaxy.

"You have been carefully selected to babysit an alien tonight

on another planet." (gasps)

"If you're interested, scan your DNA sequence."

Hmm. Gabby, are you interested?

Uh, duh! (chuckles)

(beeping)

(chuckles softly)

Announcer (over device): Behold: Paradi-zon,

the most fun and beautiful planet in the galaxy.

Just look at these majestic space vistas.

Those vistas are dope. (chuckles)

Announcer (over device): This will be the view out of your window

as you recline in space luxury,

and babysit this adorable little alien.

- (beeps) - Alien Girl: Hi, Gabby!

I hear you're the best babysitter in the galaxy.

(chuckles)

We're gonna have lots of fun.

(beeps)

Announcer (over device): Hyper-speed travel will allow you to leave

and return home within three Earth hours.

Please let us know if you'd like to accept.

Uh... (chuckles) That's a hard "yes" from Gabby.

Ugh.

But I should probably clear this with Swift first.

(groans)

? ?

I'm telling you, Jeremy,

the cinnamon bun is clearly the king of the pastry world,

and anything else is pastry heresy.

Cinnamon bun? Are you for real?

Give me the masculine strength of a bear claw,

the steeply poise of an almond croissant.

But a cinnamon bun? Are we barbarians?

Oh, Jeremy. We have been at this for two weeks!

And I'm starting to think

we're never going to agree on this arbitrary ranking of Earth pastries.

Orb: Incoming transmission from Gor-Monia.

Better not be Glor-Bron.

- (beeps) - Hey, buddy!

- Glor-Bron, here. - Pffft.

(groans): Oh. Hello, Glor-Bron.

What can I do for you?

Just a couple quick updates.

First, I got a new human form.

(chuckles) Uh?

- Ooh. - Turns out your reports on Earth culture

have been a huge hit here, just supes popular.

So all the big-time blobs have been buying

toenail clippings off the Internet.

Oh! Well... (chuckles)

I suppose that's gratifying

to know that my work has been...

Also, it makes it way easier to drink

out of my fancy drinking stick.

(gasps) That is my fancy drinking stick!

Anyhoo, no biggie,

but I've actually gotten a promotion

to chief adviser to the supreme leader.

(gasps) And that is my job!

Right! I forgot about that!

(laughs)

(laughing continues)

Ah...

What a world. No, but seriously.

I did want to tell you that my first official act,

as chief adviser,

is compiling a report on the status of Jeremy's leadership training.

Huh?

Glor-Bron: It's no biggie.

Just a video progress report

outlining in great detail how you've been spending your time,

and what steps you're taking towards making Jeremy a great leader.

So, yeah. Go ahead and send that to me ASAP

and we'll be good to go. (chuckles)

Late-ski!

(beeps)

Oh! Can you believe that guy?

Flaunting my job and my drinking stick in my face!

- (huffs) - Yeah. I'm not doing any of that.

What are they gonna do? Not make me supreme leader?

(chuckles): Oh, they can't.

You're supreme leader when you come of age.

It's as simple as that.

Exactly. I say we blow it off.

No. If Glor-Bron wants a progress report,

I say we give him a progress report.

As you will see, Jeremy has made tremendous strides

in his development towards becoming Gor-Monia's future supreme leader.

Observe as he holds council with his chief adviser.

Munch on this, Glor-Bron Fart Stack the Eighth!

- (yells) - (thuds)

(yelling continues)

Aah! You think you're better than me?

Well, I respectfully disagree! Ha!

Take that, you goggle-eyed blobhead!

Swift: Aah! Who's your daddy, Glor-Bron?

- (both yelling) - Gabby: Um...

Oh.

Okay. Whatever you guys are doing looks awesome,

but... I need to talk to Swifty.

- No. - What?

Oh, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby.

There is simply no way I can allow you

to accept this unauthorized offer to babysit on another planet.

But we're talking about me being

the first human babysitter in outer space!

My answer is no!

All your babysitting assignments must go through me.

And besides, I've never even heard of this "Paradi-zon."

There are, like, a hundred billion galaxies in the universe, Swift.

I think it's all right if you don't know one planet.

I'll be fine.

I'm the best babysitter in the galaxy.

Gabby, the universe is a vast and cruel place.

Going to another planet is far more dangerous

than just babysitting stray aliens on Earth.

Excuse me. Did you say, "Just babysitting"?

Oh, please. You know what I meant.

(huffs)

All right. Fine, Swifty.

You're the boss, right? I respect your decision.

I respect it, but I'm not gonna listen to it.

- (celebratory music playing) - Announcer (over device): Congratulations on making

- the best decision of your life. - (crowd cheering on device)

Please await your travel instructions.

Looks like Gabby D. Is going to space.

I've done such a good job here babysitting aliens

that I'm getting job offers from outer space.

And Swift still doesn't trust me to make my own babysitting decisions.

- What's up with that? - Wesley: I know!

Who does he think he is?

But also, who cares, because you're going to space!

- (laughs) - I'm still in shock.

Look. Goosebumps.

It's like a little asteroid field on my arm.

Like the kind you might find in space!

It is pretty cool.

But I just wish I knew what to pack.

The instructions didn't say what to bring.

Oh. Don't worry, 'cause your boy Wes-Dawg's got you covered

for all your intergalactic travel needs.

We've got your SPF 100 sunscreen,

since their sun might be much bigger...

Or smaller. Do you need a coat?

- (chuckles softly) - Moving on.

My mom's ankle weights,

so you don't float away in zero gravity.

A universal charging dongle for your phone.

And a loose clump of toilet paper,

'cause you never know what the bathroom sitch is gonna be.

Man, I am so jelly you get to go to outer space!

Shh! Keep it down a little.

I don't want Olivia finding out that I'm going to space.

She just got to a good place with all this alien stuff,

and I think it might be a little much for her.

Yeah. Okay. Sorry.

(sighs)

I just have major FOMOS, and it's so hard to contain.

- FOMOS? - "Fear of missing out-er space."

Not to be confused with FOMAS.

"Fear of moms acting silly."

Moms, right? It's, like, stop embarrassing us kids!

I'm only gonna be there a few hours,

and I'll share all the hot space goss with you when I get back.

(sighs) All right. Well, I think that's everything.

Now I just gotta get in my space suit.

That's one small space suit.

The instructions said one size fits all, so...

(whooshing)

It, it was...

Not bad. But we can do better.

Ooh, yeah. I'm feelin' this.

Wow. You did that very quickly.

(blows)

Jeremy: Our stinky human butts

are all over you now, Glor-Bron!

(laughing)

- Fart sound! - (laughing) Whoo!

So, as you can see,

Jeremy has become quite proficient in galactic diplomacy.

Anyway, there's our progress report.

- Lake-ski! - (laughing)

- And send. - (beeps)

Ooh. This is, without a shadow of a doubt,

the best thing we have ever done.

For the first time in my life, I feel like a real leader.

- (beeping) - Orb: Incoming transmission from Gor-Monia.

- Oh. - (beeps)

Hey, buddy!

Ooh! Greetings, Glor-Bron.

- Short Stack the Eighth. - (snickers)

Uh, to what do we owe this second call?

Just hoping to a get a little progress report

on that progress report.

Ooh. Yes, I just hit send,

and I think you will be extremely pleased with the content.

Coolio! Hey, no biggie,

but I've been chatting with the supreme leader,

and if the video isn't up to snuff,

you two are gonna be reassigned from Earth to Rottinus-6.

- Rottinus-6? - Rottinus-6?

You know, that planet that's somehow incredibly hot,

and frigidly cold all at the same time?

And it's got all those worms

that aren't big and don't bite, but...

there's just a whole lot of 'em? It's a volume thing?

- It's a volume thing? - It's a volume thing?

But, but, but why?

Uh, S.I. thinks Earth might be too distracting for Jeremy,

what with all the video games and fast food

and memes and all that,

but Rottinus-6 has, like, zero distractions.

Well, there's the worms, but you get used to 'em,

because you have to, because they're everywhere.

Oh, I can assure you, Jeremy's focus is laser sharp.

- (slaps) - Glor-Bron: Greeeeeat!

Then we have nothing to worry about.

Anyway, I'll be out of the office for a few hours

getting some ? Light dental work done ?

But I'll be sure to catch your video as soon as I get back.

Catch you later, buddies.

(beeps)

(screaming)

? Chores, chores, good for the soul ?

? Chores, chores ?

(squishing)

Ew!

You know, Olivia,

you've come a long way with all this alien stuff.

Nothing can rattle you now.

You're cool as a...

cucumber.

Gabby...

on her own...

in space.

(beeping)

(Gabby chuckles)

Okay. So I guess this is it.

Probably the biggest moment of my entire life.

(scoffs) I can't believe you're really gonna be up there in space,

while I'm down here, tethered by the invisible devil...

gravity.

You sure you're ready?

As ready as I'll ever be. (chuckles)

I really do wish I could take you with me.

Hey, I get it.

I do have a little favor to ask you.

I thought if you brought Lil' Wesley with you,

you can snap a few pics during your adventures,

and it'd be just like I was up there, too.

You know what?

(chuckles) That's a great idea.

Okay, so, what now?

I could be wrong, but I think you should probably stand there.

(sighs happily)

(sighs)

(gasps)

(laughs) Whoa!

I am so glad I didn't listen to Swift!

This is amazing!

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Have fun!

Gabby (echoing): I will!

Godspeed, space traveler.

Aah. So much FOMOS!

(panting)

(whirring)

(electronic music playing)

(indistinct chattering)

(panting)

(laughs softly)

(chattering)

(laughs)

Whoa.

(laughs) Epic! Oh.

- (whirring) - (camera clicks)

(whooshing)

You ever need a sitter, I'm your girl. (Chuckles)

- Alien: Thank you. - The kids love me.

Discounts and group rates are available.

Could have just said, "No."

Gabby: Space dessert?

Ooh. I don't mind if I do.

- (beeping) - Female (over PA): Gabby Duran,

- prepare for disembarkment. - Gabby: Already?

(sighs)

Another time, space dessert.

I'm needed on the most fun

and beautiful planet in the galaxy. (Laughs)

(sighs) Paradi-zon,

(echoing): Here I come!

(flying creatures squawking)

(squawking)

Hey!

What's going on?

Where are the dope vistas?

Dranis: Hey-oh!

Aah!

- (squishing) - Ooh! Whew!

Sorry about that.

Allow me to formally introduce myself.

I'm Jeremy's sister, Dranis.

Welcome to Gor-Monia!

Gabby (echoing): What?

Just relax, Liv.

She's fine.

Gabby's totally fine.

Who am I kidding?

This is Gabby we're talking about!

She obviously got herself into trouble,

and it's up to me to save her.

Who else is gonna do it?

Wesley?

Come on!

It all makes so much sense.

This has been my story all along.

I'm the hero.

Don't be scared, Liv.

- You can do this. - (door opens)

Hey, Liv.

- Do you know where the... - I don't know where Gabby is!

Mija, are you okay? You seem a little rattled.

You're rattled! I'm a cucumber!

? ?

Um, Jeremy never mentioned a sister.

In fact, he didn't even know what a sister was.

Well, yeah. Doy. "Sister" is the Earth word.

He really never talks about me? Ha! That's so Jeremy.

- Ah, that little ding-dong. - Focus, Dranis.

Tell me what's going on.

Oh, can you give me a second?

I just gotta make a quick planet-to-planet call.

- Ugh. - (Dranis clears throat)

(beeping)

I can't be sent to Rottinus-6!

I hate being hot, and I hate being cold!

The worms are fine in small amounts,

but it's a volume thing!

I distinctly remember blowing the video off being your idea!

Those were your luchador masks!

- Well, I would, uh... - (beeping)

Orb: Incoming transmission from Gor-Monia.

Oh, they've watched the video.

We're doomed.

- (beeping) - Swift: Dranis?

'Sup, Uncle? 'Sup, Franis?

You call me by my human name.

Also, I'm not talking to you.

Ooh, okay. Sorry, Jeremy.

Real mature, by the way.

I just thought I'd give you a call

so that you can get a looky-loo at what I've got.

(gasps)

- Gabby? - Dranis: Yep.

I tricked your babysitter into coming to Gor-Monia,

and now that she's here,

I'm gonna feed her to the beast.

(distant growling)

(loud growling)

Just thought you should know.

(chuckles): Okay. Toodle-loo!

- (phone beeps off) - Ah. Did you see the look on his...

(yelling)

(sighs)

This is exactly why I told Gabby

not to take any unauthorized babysitting assignments.

Now we have to find a way to stop Dranis

from feeding her to the beast!

I can't believe she had the nerve to call me.

- (sighs) - You know, all of this is really ticking me off.

- (chair clattering) - Jeremy.

I believe we're left with only one option.

Hide under the blanket where the responsibility monster can't get us?

I wish. No, Jeremy.

It looks like we're going back...

to Gor-Monia.

I'll pack the pastries.

Hmm.

? ?

(shrieks)

What the...?

(grunting)

Whoa! Easy there, track star.

You're not going anywhere.

I had that suit specially made. See?

(grunts) Get away from me!

I am not being fed to any beast today!

Dranis: Whoa, relax! I'm not gonna feed you to the beast.

The beast doesn't even eat humans.

He's a vegetarian.

I just said that to trick Jeremy into coming up here to save you.

I miss that dingus!

Wait. So you're seriously not gonna hurt me?

Don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt a hair

on your pretty, two-toned head.

But once Jeremy does come up here to save you,

yeah, I'm gonna blow up that stupid town of yours.

You're gonna blow up Havensburg?

(creature squawks)

? ?

(creature squawks)

Uh...

I'm not too good at reading humans.

What-what is that face? Is that, like, "stoked"?

No, this is not stoked!

You just told me you're gonna blow up my whole town!

Look, all I know is, me and my bro are up here

having a great time, and then all of a sudden,

they send Jeremy to some stupid Earth town,

so, you know, I figure, trick him into coming up here to save you,

and then once he's here, I'm gonna blow up that town so that he can't go back.

It's a perfect plan.

It's psychotic! You-you can't do that.

Uh, yeah, I can.

I'm the direct spawnling of Supreme Leader,

and since he's away at some intergalactic peace summit,

I can pretty much do whatever I want.

- So, wanna give each other haircuts? - No!

Okay. Well, then, you can go to prison.

(rumbling)

(door whirs)

Uh-uh. Yeah, no way I'm getting in that thing.

(squawking)

Uh, yeah. So, the terror birds get really hungry

around sundown. Huh.

If you wanna keep your insides

in your insides, I suggest you get in the tube.

(squawking)

Space prison it is.

Trust me, you're gonna love it.

No, or maybe you won't. I really don't care.

- (grunts) - (thuds)

- (whooshes) - (Gabby screaming)

Dranis: Yep, the underground civilization of Gor-Monia.

Pretty sweet, huh?

(Gabby screaming)

- (screaming continuing) - (tube whooshing)

(screaming stops)

(Gabby gasps)

(grunts)

Ow!

Dranis: Welcome to your new home.

(growls)

(grunts)

(growls softly)

(growls)

I hope you brought your own toilet paper,

because the bathroom sitch is pretty sketchy.

And also, everybody here is crazy violent.

Enjoy your stay!

(whooshing)

Hey! If you think I'm gonna let you lock me in here

with a bunch of alien dirtbags

while you go and blow up Havensburg,

- then you've got another thing... - (aliens growling)

(aliens growling)

coming?

(chuckles nervously)

Hey... guys.

Every 200 years or so,

the supreme leader of Gor-Monia

produces a new heir

through a cytoplasmic budding process,

where a small piece of his body separates from the whole,

and a new blob is formed.

Fascinating. Go on.

With Jeremy,

the supreme leader didn't just produce one new blob.

He produced two...

Franis, who you know as Jeremy,

and Dranis.

So, this whole time,

you had a sibling, and you never mentioned her?

I'll never mention Dranis.

Except for when she comes up in conversation,

and I remind people that I'll never mention Dranis.

Again, fascinating.

But why are you telling me all this?

Because Dranis captured Gabby and is gonna feed her

to the beast unless we rescue her in time.

- What?! - Orb: Teleportation back channel secured.

Undetected teleportation into Gor-Monite control center enabled.

We're hacking into the dark port,

a system of back-alley teleportation channels

that allow us to beam into the Supreme Palace undetected.

It's incredibly dangerous, but thankfully,

I can't process that sort of thing.

So we're saving her.

Going to space to save Gabby.

It all makes so much sense.

This has been my story all along.

Ah-ah-ah.

You're not going anywhere.

Oh, come on! I'm Senior Executive Liaison to Intergalactic Affairs!

That's a fake title and you know it.

Besides, we don't have any more space suits.

So why'd you call me over, then?

(sighs) Well, we're expecting a package,

and somebody's going to have to sign for it while we're away.

It's a pastry basket.

We're both really excited about it.

- Can I at least have one? - Absolutely not!

Now, we should hopefully return within a few hours.

Wish us luck.

Orb, begin teleportation process!

Orb: Teleportation process engaged.

- Bye! - (whirring)

(gasps)

- (whirring) - (yells)

(Swift gasping)

That was not Gor-Monia!

Orb: Dark port travel is unpredictable.

Searching for new channel.

- Do we have to do this? - I'm sorry, Jeremy.

But we can't allow Gabby to be eaten by the beast.

- Not on my watch. - Or mine.

Or mine. Let's go save Gabby.

Just to be clear, Wesley, we're saving Gabby.

You are waiting for our pastry delivery.

And you better not eat any!

(whirring)

(gasps) Yeah. Right. Right.

No package goes unsigned.

Not on my watch.

- (beeps) - Olivia's log, entry two-four-seven-three:

My sister is somewhere in outer space.

Based on everything I know about her,

there's a 99 percent chance

she's gotten herself into some sort of crazy, space trouble.

Now it's up to me to go up there,

and get her back.

We're sisters, it's my duty.

(chuckles) "Duty."

(chattering indistinctly)

Olivia: I may never see home again.

But a hero doesn't choose her story.

(laughing)

Olivia: It chooses her.

Sisters don't leave sisters in space danger.

Not on my watch.

(sighs, grunts)

When I first got to Havensburg, I had nothing.

No friends. Didn't fit in anywhere.

But babysitting aliens gave me purpose, you know?

And it made Havensburg feel like home.

But I let it all go to my head.

And now, because of me,

the whole town is gonna be blown up.

My best friend,

my family,

all the alien kids I babysit,

everybody.

(alien sighs)

Let us help you.

Maybe if I had a babysitter like you,

things would have worked out differently for me,

and I wouldn't have ended up in Gor-Monite prison, you know?

- (grunts) - Gwargwarian Woman: Agreed.

I carry within me a savage rage.

But perhaps with the right guidance,

I could have used that savage rage for savage good.

Maybe every troubled alien youth is really just...

a good babysitter away

from living their best life, you know?

Hmm.

Wow. I'm not gonna lie.

This was way more validating than I thought it was gonna be.

- Mm-hmm. - Gabby: All right, guys.

Let's get me out of here.

Oh, first, though...

(camera clicks)

So, you know what you're looking for?

Big room, with lots of computers.

(grunts)

Let's do this.

(slurps)

Don't worry, Gabby. I made the perfect decoy

to fool the guards when they make their rounds.

Cool. Cool.

Mm.

- Ready? - (grunts)

(breathes deeply)

(alien grunts)

(gasps)

(squishes)

- Yeah! - All right!

? ?

(grunting)

(grunting)

(panting)

Thanks for the help!

No problem!

And, hey, if you're ever on the planet Cinderlux,

and you meet a Snarlon with big, beautiful moth wings,

tell her Randy loves her.

For sure! (chuckles)

All right, Dranis. Think you're gonna blow up Havensburg?

(scoffs) Not on my watch.

All right. Step one: Escape jail. Check.

Step two: Get home before Jeremy leaves,

and that nutjob Dranis blows up Havensburg.

Now, which tube did he say it was?

(whooshing)

(gasping)

Note to self: Watch out for fast-moving blobs.

? ?

Male (over PA): All guards to the prison area. There's been an escape.

Repeat: All guards to the prison area.

Come on. Let's go.

Okay.

Bingo.

(sighs)

- (panting) - (grunts)

(panting)

(console beeping)

? ?

(chuckles)

Now that is what I call a dope vista.

(camera clicks)

(sighs) Okay. Enough sightseeing.

Now which one's the "Get Gabby Home" button?

Come on, come on, come on!

I gotta get home before Jeremy comes here to rescue me.

(whirring)

Oh, come on!

Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do

considering we're here to rescue you.

And might I add...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have listened to you.

We can talk about that later. But right now, we've gotta get out of here.

As soon as Dranis sees Jeremy, she's gonna blow up Havensburg.

Wesley: What?

(grunts) What are you doing here?

Turns out, you guys totally had another space suit.

Fits a little weird, though.

You're wearing it backwards.

What about the pastries?

Guys, we don't have time for this.

We gotta bounce before Dranis shows up.

Dranis: Hey, guys!

- Dranis showed up. - (whirring)

Oh, come on!

Okay. Where is she? Where's Gabby?

Orb: That information is confidential.

Listen, you glorified soccer ball...

I don't know if you realize this,

but this is my story,

so you're gonna tell me what I need to know,

one way or another.

Orb: Careful who you threaten, human.

I've been listening to morons talk about pastries all day,

so I just might do something crazy.

Try me.

(Wesley panting)

Swift: Dranis! You must let me out of here at once!

Your plan is pointless.

Even if you blow up Havensburg,

they'll just relocate Jeremy somewhere else.

Uh, then I'll just blow that up, too.

Doy! I don't get why people keep acting like this plan is half-baked.

Am I right, Franis?

Somebody tell Dranis that I'm not talking to her.

Somebody do it!

I don't understand. How can you do this?

How can you blow up a town?

Oh, it's easy. See that orb there,

menacing you with his giant gun?

Every one of those guys is programmed

with a massive self-destruct sequence, in case of an emergency.

So I'm just gonna trigger the sequence in Swift's orb,

and blow up the town with that.

I meant emotionally.

- Okay. It's button-slappin' time. - (rubs hands together)

(low, rhythmic beeping)

(whispers): No.

(beeping continues)

Orb: Come on, hombre. Bring it. Make your move.

- Come at me, bro... - (powering down)

(thuds)

- So... did I win? - (Orb beeps)

- (beeping) - Orb: Self-destruct sequence initiated.

Entering lockdown mode.

(alarm blaring)

Orb: Complete annihilation in five minutes.

(alarm blaring)

Olivia's log, entry two-four-seven four?

Chasing after Gabby may have been a bad idea.

- (beeping) - (alarm continuing)

Jeremy, just talk to her!

Get her to stop this!

No! We're fighting.

So you're having a fight with your sister.

Big deal. Me and my sister fight all the time.

But unless you do something about Dranis,

I'm never gonna have another fight with my sister again.

Or my mom.

Or anyone else in Havensburg.

Because they're all gonna get blown up.

What about Julius?

Who?

Julius, the guy who works at Luchachos.

Julius, the guy that works at Luchachos?

I should probably call my mother and tell her I love her.

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.

Yeah, buddy. Yeah, he's gonna get blown up too.

Okay. I'll talk to Dranis.

But not for you, for Julius.

That guy's pure class.

Just do it now!

(sighs)

I'm mad at you, okay?

When I left for Earth, you didn't say goodbye.

That was the last time we were supposed to see each other,

and you didn't even show up!

I had to groom the beast that day!

No one ever has to groom the beast!

It's a beast! I was scared,

I was leaving for a new planet, and you weren't there!

Okay, fine! I didn't have to groom the beast!

The truth is, I didn't wanna say goodbye,

because it hurt too much!

Because I already missed you!

I missed you, too!

- Get in here! - You get in here!

(sobbing)

Uh, yeah. Hi. Um, we're on a clock here.

Uh, I mean, I assume. I, I have no way to read that.

- (beeping) - Jeremy: Oh, right.

You know, now that me and you are cool again,

do you think you can do me a solid and not blow up Havensburg?

It's actually pretty cool. Plus, my best friend lives there.

Oh. Buddy!

Julius.

I saw it coming and it still hurt.

Okay. Well, if you like it, sure.

Let's shut down the old tick-tock-boom.

(sighs)

(clears throat)

Uh...

Uh, okay... (clears throat)

This is kind of embarrassing.

Um... (clears throat)

I may not actually know how to turn this off?

Oh, come on!

Olivia?

Hmm.

Olivia, you in here?

(sighs)

Hey, Gabby. It's Mom.

I know you're babysitting right now,

but have you heard from Olivia? Is she with you?

- Call me back. - (phone beeps)

Where is she?

- (alarm blaring) - Orb: Complete annihilation in 30 seconds.

I was wrong! I'm not the hero!

This isn't my story!

- (alarm blaring) - Swift: Somebody do something!

Dranis, let us out of here!

Oh!

Dranis: For what it's worth, you guys?

I'm really sorry about blowing up your town

and all your friends and family.

No.

I'm not going out like this.

- Sorry about this, Swifty. - Swift: Sorry about what?

(Gabby and Swift yelling)

Aah!

(Swift yelling)

- (alarm blaring) - Orb: Complete annihilation in...

ten... nine...

- What would Gabby do? What would Gabby do? - Orb: Eight... seven...

(Gabby yelling)

(Swift yelling)

Orb: Six... five...

(yelling)

- Orb: Four... three... - No!

(yelling)

- No! - Orb: Two... one...

- (powering down) - (electricity crackling)

Orb: Annihilation cancelled.

I did it!

I am the hero!

The story continues.

(electricity crackling)

(sighs)

Does she just go nuts and break stuff like that a lot?

Yup.

We did it, guys.

Everyone's gonna be okay.

(sighs)

- (canister clangs) - Swift: Ow! Aah!

Gabby!

- Sorry. - Supreme Leader: Explain yourselves!

Supreme Leader. Franis did it!

Dranis: So I was all like, once Jeremy gets up here,

I'm gonna blow up that dumb town,

and then she was all, like,

- (whines): "My family!" - Supreme Leader: Silence!

- (gasps) - Dranis, Franis,

this sort of thing is exactly why I separated you two

in the first place.

So Franis could concentrate on becoming supreme leader,

without any unnecessary distractions.

Uh, if you'll excuse me,

your Supreme Blobiness,

I'm not trying to question your judgment here,

but if someone tried to split up me and my sister,

I'd go a little crazy, too.

Maybe not city destruction-level crazy,

but still. So,

maybe Dranis could come visit Havensburg once in a while,

just to see Jeremy?

And who are you?

(chuckles) I'm Gabby Duran.

The best babysitter in the galaxy.

Oh. (Chuckles) Here's my card.

Huh. No hands.

I'll shoot you an e-mail. (chuckles)

Hmm. I suppose it is important

for siblings to spend time together.

Wouldn't you say so, Granis?

You use my human name, bro-ski!

Also, I'm not talking to you.

Very well.

Dranis can visit Franis on Earth whenever she pleases.

- Baller! - Baller!

Uh, Supreme Leader, I'd also like to introduce myself.

Wesley, Senior Executive Liaison to Intergalactic Affairs.

Your space suit is on backwards.

I'm aware, yes.

Thank you for your wisdom.

- Branis, have you been drinking out of my stick again? - Huh?

Oh! Supreme Leader.

Oh, the video progress report!

We completely forgot.

- Video progress report? - Swift: Yes.

As your new chief advisor, Glor-Bron...

Chief adviser? Glor-Bron's not chief advisor.

I only recently promoted him to the rank of Dranis's babysitter!

A job he's terrible at.

(chuckles nervously)

So, there was no report.

Yeah. (chuckles)

Was just kind of messing with you.

(chuckles)

There aren't a whole lot of things in my life that make me happy.

This...

will be returning to my lips.

(sighs)

Oh.

- Should we tell him that's for toilets? - Swift: Oh!

How I've missed you, my old friend.

- Let's not. - (kissing noises)

(whirring)

(soft electronic music playing)

(sighs) Ooh.

Hey, Swift.

I just, um, wanted to...

I know. (chuckles)

But just to be clear,

we're talking about how you're very sorry,

and will definitely listen to me next time.

Right?

Pretty much. Yeah.

Hmm.

We made it, buddy. (chuckles) Both of us.

Couple of space cowboys.

(groans)

Wake up!

I still need to figure out how to get to Gabby.

Orb: Reboot engaged.

- Aah! - (whirring)

Liv?

- (gasps) - What are you doing here?

Oh, who cares? I'm so happy to see you!

Swift (singsongy): Uh, Gabby!

Care to explain why your sister

is standing in my alien basement

with my alien orb,

acting as if none of this is shocking new information to her at all?

Yeah, uh, the thing about that is... I...

Dina: Uh... uh...

(gasps)

I was just tracking Olivia's phone and...

- (gasps) - I'm sorry.

Did you say "alien"?

? I've traveled far, I've traveled wide ?

? So many miles, I'm bleary-eyed ?

? Still I get no place with you ?

? Been burned in deserts ?

? Frozen ice ?

? I've even been to paradise ?

??

Man: Gorgeous .

??

? I do normal like a fish rides a bicycle ?

? Fit in like summer and an icicle ?

? Don't fight it, just be an original ?

? Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ?

? I do my thing, I do my thing ?

? I'm the one and only, I'm the one and only ?

? Don't try to fit in, don't try to fit in ?

? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ?

Olivia?

Hmm.

Olivia, you in here?

(sighs)

Hey, Gabby. It's Mom.

I know you're babysitting right now,

but have you heard from Olivia? Is she with you?

- Call me back. - (phone beeps)

Where is she?

- (alarm blaring) - Orb: Complete annihilation in 30 seconds.

I was wrong! I'm not the hero!

This isn't my story!

- (alarm blaring) - Swift: Somebody do something!

Dranis, let us out of here!

Oh!

Dranis: For what it's worth, you guys?

I'm really sorry about blowing up your town

and all your friends and family.

No.

I'm not going out like this.

- Sorry about this, Swifty. - Swift: Sorry about what?

(Gabby and Swift yelling)

Aah!

(Swift yelling)

- (alarm blaring) - Orb: Complete annihilation in...

ten... nine...

- What would Gabby do? What would Gabby do? - Orb: Eight... seven...

(Gabby yelling)

(Swift yelling)

Orb: Six... five...

(yelling)

- Orb: Four... three... - No!

(yelling)

- No! - Orb: .Two... one...

- (powering down) - (electricity crackling)

Orb: Annihilation cancelled.

I did it!

I am the hero!

The story continues.

(electricity crackling)

(sighs)

Does she just go nuts and break stuff like that a lot?

Yup.

We did it, guys.

Everyone's gonna be okay.

(sighs)

- (canister clangs) - Swift: Ow! Aah!

Gabby!

- Sorry. - Supreme Leader: Explain yourselves!

Supreme Leader. Franis did it!

Dranis: So I was all like, once Jeremy gets up here,

I'm gonna blow up that dumb town,

and then she was all, like,

- (whines): "My family!" - Supreme Leader: Silence!

- (gasps) - Dranis, Franis,

this sort of thing is exactly why I separated you two

in the first place.

So Franis could concentrate on becoming supreme leader,

without any unnecessary distractions.

Uh, if you'll excuse me,

your Supreme Blobiness,

I'm not trying to question your judgment here,

but if someone tried to split up me and my sister,

I'd go a little crazy, too.

Maybe not city destruction-level crazy,

but still. So,

maybe Dranis could come visit Havensburg once in a while,

just to see Jeremy?

And who are you?

(chuckles) I'm Gabby Duran.

The best babysitter in the galaxy.

Oh. (Chuckles) Here's my card.

Huh. No hands.

I'll shoot you an e-mail. (chuckles)

Hmm. I suppose it is important

for siblings to spend time together.

Wouldn't you say so, Granis?

You use my human name, bro-ski!

Also, I'm not talking to you.

Very well.

Dranis can visit Franis on Earth whenever she pleases.

- Baller! - Baller!

Uh, Supreme Leader, I'd also like to introduce myself.

Wesley, Senior Executive Liaison to Intergalactic Affairs.

Your space suit is on backwards.

I'm aware, yes.

Thank you for your wisdom.

- Branis, have you been drinking out of my stick again? - Huh?

Oh! Supreme Leader.

Oh, the video progress report!

We completely forgot.

- Video progress report? - Swift: Yes.

As your new chief advisor, Glor-Bron...

Chief adviser? Glor-Bron's not chief advisor.

I only recently promoted him to the rank of Dranis's babysitter!

A job he's terrible at.

(chuckles nervously)

So, there was no report.

Yeah. (chuckles)

Was just kind of messing with you.

(chuckles)

There aren't a whole lot of things in my life that make me happy.

This...

will be returning to my lips.

(sighs)

Oh.

- Should we tell him that's for toilets? - Swift: Oh!

How I've missed you, my old friend.

- Let's not. - (kissing noises)

(whirring)

(soft electronic music playing)

(sighs) Ooh.

Hey, Swift.

I just, um, wanted to...

I know. (chuckles)

But just to be clear,

we're talking about how you're very sorry,

and will definitely listen to me next time.

Right?

Pretty much. Yeah.

Hmm.

We made it, buddy. (chuckles) Both of us.

Couple of space cowboys.

(groans)

Wake up!

I still need to figure out how to get to Gabby.

Orb: Reboot engaged.

- Aah! - (whirring)

Liv?

- (gasps) - What are you doing here?

Oh, who cares? I'm so happy to see you!

Swift (singsongy): Uh, Gabby!

Care to explain why your sister

is standing in my alien basement

with my alien orb,

acting as if none of this is shocking new information to her at all?

Yeah, uh, the thing about that is... I...

Dina: Uh... uh...

(gasps)

I was just tracking Olivia's phone and...

- (gasps) - I'm sorry.

Did you say "alien"?

? I've traveled far, I've traveled wide ?

? So many miles, I'm bleary-eyed ?

? Still I get no place with you ?

? Been burned in deserts ?

? Frozen ice ?

? I've even been to paradise ?

Man: Gorgeous.

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