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Thank you.

Bobby, move the board a bit.

Right.

Set the hair.

tiger, move the light a bit, right.

Yes, let's start now.

Let's work.

This is ready.

Good.

Here we go.

Good, another post please.

Beautiful! Good, let's start.

Good

Not bad.

Right, so pretty.

Turn...

Good!

Good, stand a little bit left.

You said no strangers are here! Who is he?

I am sorry, he is my boyfriend.

Go to drink a cup of coffee, go!

Go. Alright.

Let's continue...

I am sorry.

Do you know I have a salon?

I know.

Try my hair cut, everyone in the field knows I am gifted.

Try. Alright.

Keith.

Let me introduce to you.

This is my best friend Keith Chow.

Hi. Michelle

I have known her for half hour only.

What do you want to drink?

Coke please.

You come here to drink coke?

How about iced lemon tea.

Iced lemon tea please.

How is it? I haven't seen you for a week.

Are you busy?

My time table hasn't changed.

Sleeping, work, and pick up my girlfriend.

What else new?

You have such dull life!

So I ask you to relax a bit! Let's court some girls.

Not always stick to your girl.

I hate second handed smoke.

Thank you.

Don't be that stubborn.

Come here and communicate with other girls.

Knowing some other girls to make yourself happy.

Then you will work spiritually next day.

Just one night stand, not life long.

Honey, am I right?

What do you think?

I am not used to sleep with different women.

I love my own bed.

I am used to the taste, it can't be changed.

If it changes I will feel dizzy.

Brother Keith, I admire you so much!

Haven't you tried to have secret affair?

So how do you know you are not used to other women's smell?

Honey, do you have any girlfriend for him?

Please call one to keep him company.

Alright.

Call now.

No, thanks.

Forget about him.

Just kidding, please don't call.

I have a date with my girlfriend, I am going to pick her up.

Stop messing up!

No call please.

What a chicken.

He is useless.

Forget about him!

Enjoy yourself, I have a date, bye bye.

Damn!

Let's go out for a walk.

Be careful of AIDS.

It's more difficult than winning "double T".

Honey, let's make the order now.

Alright.

Which one you think better?

I think this one is better.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Bye bye. Alright.

Bye bye.

See you next time. Good.

I think this one is better.

I am sorry about last time.

Never mind.

Brother Keith, you come here to take nude pictures?

Y es, I come to take nude pictures.

Why don't we undress ourselves to bath together?

I don't want to fool with you.

No, I haven't enjoyed enough fun.

How about taking bridal pictures?

I don't want play anymore. How about tomorrow?

Sister Wai, I am leaving now Bye bye.

Come earlier tomorrow.

Guess whose wedding invitation have I received this day?

You have so many unmarried friends, it's hard to guess.

You can't make it, I'm sure. It's John's wedding.

What? John.

Which bride is that lucky! He is a qualified bachelor.

They met on the plane.

Not a long flight, but a flight to Taiwan.

What a small world!

An hour's flight leads to a wedding.

In fact, men should get married.

Why not get married?

We've cohabited for five years.

Will you marry me?

Are you sick? Which one is better?

Why not getting married?

Why don't you know your bride as John did?

Well, I think I have to take a longer flight.

A flight to Brazil, 20 hours, that's great.

If I can't find a wife,

I can know one on the plane.

Are you serious?

Do I look like making fun?

How about the ring? Show me the ring!

No ring, how to get married?

I am prepared! Look, isn't it pretty?

It's plastic made! Sailor Moon? You are not sincere at all.

I want diamond! Diamond means forever.

I am sincere!

Diamond is that expensive, how can I afford it?

I am a junior staff only.

Leave me alone.

No, just wear it.

When we get married, I'll buy you a big diamond ring.

You are not sincere enough, leave me alone.

Nice ring! Isn't it pretty?

Stop bothering me.

What's up? Let me fix it for you.

Right here! Stupid fool.

You are so nasty! I don't need your help.

I am telling the truth, but you don't listen to me.

All lovers talk sweetly,

Right. I don't trust you.

Can you listen once?

From today onwards, I will work hard to make money.

When I have enough money, I will buy you a big ring.

You are a nuisance! Get lost now.

Come on! Wai.

What is this?

I would keep my promise.

Do keep your promise, got it?

You're so cunning! You lied again!

This doesn't count.

I didn't lie. Your ring is right here.

Let's talk about it after my exhibitions.

You held exhibition once a year.

So I have to wait for few years.

I said one year.

One year? We'll get married one year later?

Not before my career gets success!

Well...give me back my ring.

No, this is small, it is suitable for me to wear daily.

I'll keep this first.

When we get married, you'll buy me a bigger one.

You lied again.

Your hair is soft and pretty.

Is that true?

Of course, matching your beautiful face, you're angel like.

Do you want to dye your hair?

Just as you suggest.

Let me give you a cup of tea.

Thank you.

How about a small cut here?

Good.

Not bad.

Are you flattering me?

It's good, really good.

Wonderful.

Joe, please take care of her.

I have another client. I don't think it's a nice idea.

Come and help.

Please take a seat here, I will be right back.

Are you kidding? Miss, what do you want your hair cut?

Where are you going?

Maggie and Gigi has waited for a long time.

Ask Sunny and Ringo to take care of them.

No way.

She's waited for ages. They can fix it.

An An, why didn't you call me yesterday?

Yesterday?

Sorry, I have forgotten.

Are you waiting for my call?

Of course.

I didn't listen your voice,

I couldn't have a sound sleep yesterday.

Really? Sure.

Let's watch a movie tonight?

Pretty woman, this is yours. Thank you.

Be smart.

This is yours. Thank you.

Boss.

Why are you not in the mood? Quarrel with Wai?

Don't you think so?

Am I wrong?

You look down upon me.

Maybe I have fought with my concubines!

Come on!

You are such a decent man,

I don't think you have concubines.

What interesting topic do you have?

Yes, it's attractive.

But it doesn't fit you.

Tell me.

Good

From the Personnel Dept, it's said that a pretty girl will join us.

Nice figure, beautiful face!

I am not interested in such girl.

Really.

Officer Heung...

How is it? Keith,

what kind of women you are not interested in?

No, we are not talking about women.

I didn't hear anything, I have to go now.

Don't close the door.

Have a chat.

Officer Heung,

if there is anything official, call me to your office.

It's not necessary for you to come.

Officer Heung...

I know you won't be interested in ordinary girls.

Those little girls are not romantic enough.

They are not as gentle as I am.

And they are not as charming as I am.

Come on, screw me.

Keith is being sexually abused again!

Auntie Heung, let's sit down and talk.

Don't call me auntie.

Call my name Ruby.

Ruby?

I have been respecting you, you know?

If not, I would have screwed you long time ago.

What are you afraid of? What's wrong? That's too muck!

Don't panic, I am a nice guy.

I won't hurt you.

I will feed you, I will dine with you.

I will bath for you.

I will sleep with you.

Auntie Heung,

I know you won't hurt me, and you are nice to me.

I am thinking of your future too.

Little cock...

My future? Little-Cock?

You know?

We are going to promote a creative manager.

The boss wants me to choose one among four.

Guess, who will I choose?

Joe...he is the nephew of the lady boss.

No, Ming, he is the brother-in-law of boss.

No.

How about Ken...

So comfortable.

Harder please.

How can it be?

Cause I have chosen you!

You will be my adulterer.

Come on! Calm down please. Let's talk.

If we go on like this, accident will happen.

Go.

What a rare chance! Let me take your advantage.

Sorry, Officer Hung, good morning.

You're so impolite, why didn't you knock the door first?

Where is my contact lens?

You scared me and made me drop my lens.

I don't want to find it.

Why do you come for me?

Luckily I came in time.

Otherwise, you will be screwed by Officer Heung.

How do you know that?

When you were enjoying, you pressed the inter-call.

So all the colleagues heard it.

What a shit!

They just laughed but didn't intend to save you.

I come to save you cause I am your buddy.

Thank you so much.

It's time for the meeting, let's go.

Let me take the files first.

Sorry, let me pick it up for you.

Thank you, I am the new staff, call me Nancy Lee.

You are...

You are new, that's why I haven't seen you before.

I am Keith Chow From the Creative Department.

Your trousers haven't been zipped yet.

I have to go for the meeting.

Little-cock.

What are you waiting for? Let's go to the conference.

Sorry, I am late, sorry.

I hope you understand that,

it everyone is late for 10 minutes,

our loss will be great.

I understand.

That's good.

Sorry.

Let me introduce a mew colleague to you.

This is Nancy Lee, a new staff in the Sales Dept.

Nice to meet you.

Nancy, if you don't understand anything,

I think all the colleagues will be glad to help you.

Is that right?

Sure.

Keith, I know you love helping others,

I have a report needing your help.

Would you devote some time after the office hour?

Sure.

Mr. Max

wants to know your report's progress.

Mr. Max.

Mr. Chow, your report ready?

After three months.

Many cities in China including Shanghai, Beijing and Guangzhou,

have shown our advertisement on May's cleaning cream.

The highest rating recorded in Guangzhou.

There are many large constructions in Guangzhou,

say MTR, highways and hotels,

the air is stuffy in Guangzhou.

The ladies will get dirty face easily.

That's why I think we should focus on Guangzhou.

Then go north to other cities. Thank you

Nice report.

Any suggestion?

All commercial organizations have branches in Shanghai,

I think if we want to promote the cleaning cream.

The first spot must be Shanghai, not Guangzhou.

Good!

Any other suggestion?

May I give some idea?

I agree with Mr. Chow,

in a city which is undergoing different constructions.

The ladies will consume more cleaning cream.

Nancy, what makes you think so?

Officer Heung is right,

Shanghai is a very important city.

Many famous brands of cleaning cream are being promoted there.

If we sell it major in Shanghai,

we are fighting with many competitors,

so the profit will go down.

How about having a holiday in Hawaii?

Since I live in NW New Territories,

many highways are being built there,

matching the new airport and the Tsing Ma Bridge,

I always get dirty face.

So I use double cleaning cream than normal.

So I think

it's reasonable to have large promotion in Guangzhou.

So I agree with Keith Chow.

You think Shanghai is no match for Guangzhou?

Right.

Well, I definitely agree.

Well done, Mr. Chow.

Thank you, Mr. Max.

Good...

Dismiss.

Shall we have lunch together? Good.

How about Chiu-chow food?

Thank you for supporting me.

Otherwise, Auntie Heung would have given me hard time.

You are not confident in yourself.

Actually, I didn't help anything.

I just told the truth.

Thank you.

What a waste!

You don't even woo the pretty woman in your office.

You wrong yourself

and wrong your dad too.

None of his business!

Sure he is involved.

Sure he wants

you to continue the Family line.

You just stick to one girl,

don't you worry of having no son?

If I fool around, how can I face Wai?

No way. Of course I can face her.

A man should be single minded to his woman.

Only the low-classed animals will screw around.

Like cats and dogs, they make love on they street.

I have nothing to say.

Don't you think gay are single minded?

Many gays fool around in bars, they just don't let their lovers know.

Let's see how long can they love.

I don't know why,

whenever I close my eyes, I will see her.

It's normal, I always experience that.

How can I forget her?

Sleep with her.

Once you sleep with her, you'll miss her.

After two to three times, I am sure you won't miss her.

Creep.

Wai will kill me.

But you have to change something.

It's great to enjoy a secret affair.

You haven't tried that before.

If you try, I think you will be addicted to it.

That feeling is very excited.

If you try, I am sure you will be addicted to it.

It's really high!

Just like taking drugs, it's very...

Where is that bastard?

If I were him, I would have wooed her.

Gigi, give me one more beer.

Am I right, you men are like dogs.

You screw around.

Come on.

You know, dogs will get shame too.

No matter what, they won't be gays.

You go to hell!

Are you alright?

Are you sick?

Sorry.

Walk carefully.

Little-cock, it's not necessary to follow me.

I didn't.

Get in.

Where do you want to go?

If you want to know, just get in.

No people around.

Ghost festival?

I don't think it's haunted.

What's that?

Boss, please forgive me.

Tell me, do you have girlfriend?

Y es...

But we...

Stop.

Get down now.

Nancy!

I don't want to cheat, please listen to me.

Nancy, listen to me, open the door please.

Nancy...

Mister.

So excited game?

Is your game over?

Sorry, you parked your car in the prohibited zone.

I don't want it.

Next time, you'd better go to Kowloon Tong.

Don't make it too open.

Come on! I love it.

Mister, do you feel comfortable?

Very comfortable.

Miss Ling, your hair is beautifully set.

It's your contribution!

Sure I have to pay more time and effort to cut for you.

Thank you, come again.

Hung, get Miss Ling's handbag here.

It's not enough to do once.

At least you have to screw her three times to forget her.

Please lower your voice! Everyone knows it.

Look at you! You must had a secret affair last night.

Don't let Wai know it, otherwise I will be killed.

I know! Shop saying anything, right?

I understand.

Remember, don't say a word.

I know it! Just cut the crap.

See, isn't there something missing?

You need not pay! That's it.

You are not woman, don't be that demanding.

Brother Keith had a free lunch yesterday.

So he was in good mood,

he wants to treat you tea.

Make your order.

Iced lemon tea. Iced holick.

Free lunch?

Y es, just order anything.

Make any order you like.

Boss, it's your call.

Alright, see you later.

She's on the phone!

Who?

Nancy?

Stop dreaming! It's your wife!

She asked me to give her a hand.

The stylist she booked couldn't come.

So I will be the substitute.

Mind your words.

If you don't go to Nancy again, I will tell her.

Nuts!

Give me a ride, OK?

Alright.

Is the light ready?

Great! Fantastic!

Bravo! Smile.

Nice post, hold it.

Bravo, give me a wild post.

Right

Right, lower, lower.

Beautiful.

Smile, it's so sweet.

Higher the fan please.

Beautiful!

Nice post!

Right, look that way.

Right...Good.

Nancy, why are you here?

Nice girl.

You are lucky! Both are yours.

David.

What's this? Let me take a look.

Pretty?

Let me see.

Keith...

Why do you come with David?

I went to his salon to have hair cut, so I gave him a ride.

Do you want me to do the hair for the girl?

Y es, this is Miss Lee.

She booked a stylist,

but he was sick.

So we need you to give us a hand, I am so sorry.

Never mind, we are good friends.

Let me blow her hair first.

Pretty woman, let's go there.

Keith!

What's wrong? Come and help.

Alright.

How is it? Are you tired?

Nancy, isn't it the first time you asked Wai to take photos?

Right.

You're lucky! You have such beautiful model.

She is really lucky!

Not many pretty women as you

come to my salon.

So, I come specially for you.

Really?

Sure.

Come on.

Nancy, don't!

Keith...

Keith...

Have you seen Keith?

No.

What's wrong?

Where did he go?

I've got changed.

Done?

Can we shoot now?

Forget it, let's work.

Stand a bit left.

David has gone too far,

he left after answering a woman' call.

Without saying goodbye!

He values women more than friends.

Luckily you are not that kind of person.

I am going to bath. I am all wet.

How dare you peep at me?

Let me wash your head.

Come on. You are so naughty.

Let me shoot you.

L am all wet. Let me wash your head.

Let me pour you wet.

Cover your head!

Masked superman.

Disgusting!

Sit down.

You hurt my eyes.

Let me kiss you.

It's you!

No!

Stop saying anything.

That did you do?

Alright.

Nothing.

Hurry up.

I've just finished bathing. Stop saying anything.

You're off.

Alright, I'll check it tomorrow. Hang up.

Shut up! Alright.

Cut the crap.

I'll contact you tomorrow.

Who is it? Who bothered us?

It's Nancy.

Brother Keith.

You hurt me!

What are you peeping?

Nothing! What do you want to tell me?

Something secret.

The newly employed girl is so hot in the office.

All the men are watching her.

But all failed.

Including our manager?

Of course!

She didn't give face to our manager too.

I think she won't work long.

I don't think the manager is that practical.

Lust is the origin of many evil deeds, you know?

I'd better go out first.

Why don't you go for lunch?

I am not hungry.

I am leaving. Bye bye.

Black coffee, no milk, just one cube of sugar.

You are great to guess that.

I am not that smart.

Your girlfriend told me that.

Why did you take pictures at my girlfriend's studio?

I take pictures annually.

I knew your girlfriend right after I went into her studio.

This is...

a small world, isn't it?

Why did you call her?

Because...

I want to know more about you.

How about dinner tonight?

See you at Lan Kwai Fong tonight.

Brother Keith, you are really great.

I will keep the secret for you.

Listen, it's a must!

Got you.

Thank you.

I am leaving now. Remember.

Miss Yu, are you looking for our boss to have your hair cut?

Y es.

I am going to washroom.

Please.

What's up? Come here.

What's the matter?

Let me kiss you.

Come on! There are so many people out there!

Don't panic, I am the boss, what are you afraid of?

The customers have left.

Why didn't you come in last few days?

You Know? I miss you so much.

Really?

What's up? Get up first.

I, David Wong, swear to God.

If I don't think of Y u An An daily,

I will be killed by thunder.

Are you nuts? Don't say that curse, get up please.

Trust me, or I won't get up.

Alright, I trust you! Get up please.

I am having my hair cut.

In Yee Wo Street, Causeway Bay.

Alright, you wait for me at the end of the street, bye bye.

Sorry, Something urgent happened, I have to go now.

You lied.

Whenever you answer the phone, you have to leave at once.

Don't cheat me, An An.

Something happened at home, it's true.

My sister-in-law is mow in the hospital, I have to visit her.

Do you have another boyfriend?

I said not! Stop the nonsense please.

Are you someone's mistress?

What a shit!

Don't be nosy.

Taxi

Brother, what did the doctor say?

He said my wife breathes difficulty.

Now she is in the intensive care ward.

I don't think it's optimistic.

How about this lady...

Let me introduce to you.

She is An An, but her surname is Pak.

This is my sister, named An An too.

How are you? I am Pak An An.

Sister, you can't blame me.

Your sister-in-law's lived in hospital for 10 years,

she is a vegetable.

You know

I am not that old, I do want a companion.

I hope you understand me.

Sister, go up to watch your sister-in-law.

I have something to talk to Miss Pak.

Alright, I am going up.

Wait here, I will be right back.

Mister, please don't go.

What's the matter?

Do you know I have been in love with An An for a long time?

Follow me.

What do you want?

Listen, I am rich, I don't care about money.

I hope you to leave An An right now.

What do you think I am?

Do you think you can buy love with money?

You think you can buy everything with money?

You scum!

What did you say?

Who the hell are you?

I haven't been teased by others!

Are you crazy?

You don't even want money! Leave me alone.

Don't go.

Hands off! Otherwise I will call the police.

Damn it!

What are you doing? Hands off.

Bastard! Stop pulling off a stunt!

Never bother An An again,

otherwise you'll pay for it!

Listened or not?

Listened or not

Let him go.

Be careful.

Nancy, this is urgent.

Please work over time for it.

Alright.

I am leaving now.

Miss Lee.

How are you doing?

Mr. Max, I'm fine.

You're still working huh?

Yes.

You have nice skin.

Are you sure that?

Your hand is beautiful.

Thank you.

Miss Lee, can I buy you a drink?

Sure.

Let's go.

OK.

Sir.

I was asked by the manager to send you this information.

Thank you.

You are not in the mood, are you?

Quarrel with girlfriend?

It's much worse than that.

I know it, it must be the trouble of another affair.

I don't bother you anymore.

It's you!

Why do you look so dull today?

No. I am not.

Are you still angry with me?

On that day, Mr. Max insisted to drink something with me.

You know, he is the big client of our company.

I called but I couldn't reach you,

are you mean?

No, why should I get angry on you?

Are you hurt? You don't walk properly.

No, I just twisted my ankle.

Does it hurt?

A little bit.

I know feet massage.

How is it? Comfortable or not?

It's very comfortable.

thank you.

Keith...

Why did you hang the phone?

That's why I couldn't call you.

Well, cause I am busy, so I just don't want to answer the phone.

I am sorry, I am hurrying to finish the report.

Why do you look for me

I am telling you a good mews.

The sales of our cleaning cream is great.

All the clients called to make more orders, we are rich!

In Guangzhou, the customers are more than you've expected.

This time, I worry that the supply doesn't satisfy the demand.

Really?

That's right, it's because of your leadership.

Cause you hire us to work under you.

Of course, Peter, Nancy and you are employed by me.

Keith...what's the matter?

Are you alright?

Nothing. I heard the good news, I just feel so excited.

A bit excited.

Alright, I don't bother you anymore, work hard.

See you. Work hard.

Comfortable?

You almost dragged me to death.

You always do something improper at improper timing.

Don't get angry, may I treat you to French dish at Stanley?

Alright.

I'll meet my client first,

see you at Stanley Police Station at 6.

See you.

Little-cock, see you at six.

Wai, it's you! What's the matter?

Keith, I wish you to pick me up early tonight.

Why?

Today is my mom's birthday, we have agreed to celebrate it.

Why didn't you remind me?

You even forget the birthday of my mom,

you still blame me of not reminding you?

No, I don't mean that.

I have a lot of work.

When do we eat tonight?

I would like you to pick us up at six.

I booked a table at 7pm.

And, remember, my mom hates people being late.

That's it, bye bye.

See you tonight.

David, please help...

What's the matter?

I dated Nancy at Stanley.

But I can't go now.

Today is the birthday of Wai's mother.

Please tell her that I couldn't come.

I know, do you want me to eat with your concubine?

No, I want you to meet her at six at Stanley Police Station.

Tell her than I can't eat with her.

Are you kidding? It's a long way to Stanley.

And you don't let me eat something, you are heartless!

Just tell her I can't come, no dinner with her, are you clear?

It's alright, stop nagging please.

Thank you, bye bye.

Keith, what are you doing? It's overflowing.

Sorry, auntie, I am sorry.

Make your order now.

Anything will do. Thank you.

Keith, make your order please.

Alright.

Mom, what do you like to eat?

How about shark-fins?

Not your call, it's his call.

I am working, I will call you later.

I have stomach ache, I have to go to washroom now.

Please excuse me.

Let's order now.

Mom, what do you like to eat?

Up to you, you just make the order.

It's 7pm,

his phone is not connected & he didn't return my call.

Keith, what are you doing here? Aren't you having stomach ache?

How come you are calling here?

Suddenly remember to call

to USA to get some information.

But the line is not connected.

Can you call to USA by this phone?

What's the matter? I just made a call.

You are weird!

You went to toilet but actually you made a call.

What the hell are you doing?

What do you mean?

I work day & night, now I am here to celebrate your mom's birthday.

What else do you want me to do?

Isn't it tough for you?

Pauline, has Nancy come back yet?

Nancy? She is sick, she has had a sick leave today.

Alright, thank you.

Who is it?

Pal, where have you been? Why didn't you return my call?

You didn't even turn on your mobile phone.

Have you eaten with Nancy?

What did you promise me? Do you remember?

You are nuts! I won't do anything wrong to my best friend.

I told her that you couldn't come.

Then l...

Ho, wash the hair of the client first.

What did you do with her?

Then we went our own way.

My phone is out of battery.

I went to bar with my friends, I can't hear any calls in basement.

What kind of friend?

My client.

How come you don't believe me?

I just ask.

You should treat me to dinner, OK?

Let's stop here, I am busy.

Not bad?

You are really great.

Of course! I've learned that.

So, you won't feel headache anymore.

Right.

I really learned it.

Now, I will show you my Super Palms.

You will find it terribly comfortable.

This is great.

It's great. Of course.

I use this stance to court girls.

Otherwise, how can I make a living?

I don't do this for all clients.

Just only you!

Wai.

Keith, why are you off that early?

Suddenly think of you,

so I just left early and bought you white roses.

I love you!

Thank you.

What a coincidence!

Why don't you cut the hair for your little girls?

I am tired, and there aren't many customers here,

Wai said that she felt sick,

so I just do the massage for her.

I can't imagine that David is that capable.

After his massage, my headache has gone.

My Super Palms are my first stance to court girls.

That's why they'll listen to me.

It's really great.

Come on. That's why you have so many girls.

I think he is a wolf.

This way please. Thank you.

Miss Lee, you have come!

I come to take pictures.

Pictures? Follow me please.

May I know where the toilet is?

That way!

I am going up to prepare your pictures first.

It's good to see you here.

Time's up, I have a date.

I'd like to take back my handbag, I am leaving.

What are you peeping?

Nothing.

Let's say bye bye, I am going back to my shop.

See you!

It's hot! I am all wet.

Y es.

I am going to bath first.

Alright.

Who sent you a present?

Are you sick? Why didn't you ask my consent first?

We've cohabited for ages, why are you so mean?

But it doesn't mean that you can unwrap my present.

You know what is privacy?

What are you talking?

Who sent you this present?

Keith Chow, I really think you've gone too far.

It's none of your business!

You've gone too far.

Don't you think I've gone too far?

You care anything of mine. I told you everything.

Who do you think you are?

Let me answer the phone.

Hello, yes.

Let me talk to him.

None of your business! It's alright, please go on.

Who is it? Let me talk to him.

What are you afraid of?

Get lost! Don't be sneaky.

Don't close the door!

Nothing...

Open the door!

Don't tell me you are not at home.

You'd better sleep in the sitting room.

This is all the go of this year.

It fits your face.

Choose this one, OK?

I think this is better.

This one? What do you say?

Who is the one in-charge?

May I know what's happened?

Bitch, shut up.

It's you!

What are you looking at?

None of your business! What the hell is it?

What do you want?

I told you many times not to bother my girl,

you didn't listen.

So I come to teach you a lesson.

What?

She isn't married, so she isn't your girl.

Do you want me to invite you to my wedding banquet?

What do you want? There are lots of women.

Why do you want An An to be your mistress?

Why didn't you let her study?

What did you say? Which An An do you mean?

Yu An An!

I tell you, I am An An's brother.

Listen carefully.

Don't touch her.

Otherwise I will kill you.

Good morning Mr. Chow. Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I am so sorry about what happened that day.

Never mind.

I'll call you later.

Nancy? Yes.

I am so sorry about that right...

Keith. I'll talk to you in the afternoon.

You'd DHL the advertisement to Beijing early tomorrow, it's urgent.

Please finish the edit tonight, OK?

Alright.

Thank you.

Keith, there is a Japanese love film.

I wish you to watch it with me.

I don't like Japanese film.

I just want you to go with me, OK?

I always went with you to watch action films.

When did I force you to watch it?

How can you speak like this?

Please wait.

How is it?

I wish you to watch a movie with me.

I said, I have to do some edits tonight.

Liar! You always lie to me.

When did lie to you?

Don't find excuse.

I think you are not honest to me.

Why not? You are ridiculous.

You are not honest instead.

Tell me, who sent you the present?

It's you who are not impolite!

You don't even know how to respect others.

Am I not respecting you?

I have nothing to say then.

Why so fierce to me? You are not respecting me at all.

I have nothing to talk to you too.

Alright, Let's hang up.

How do you know I am here?

I know when I want to know.

In fact, I want to say sorry to you days ago.

But...

Thank you for taking me home, that movie is really nice.

Let's watch it again.

Alright, let's go together.

Did you fight with Keith?

Actually we haven't gone for movie for a long time.

Let me give you a cup of coffee.

Thanks.

Wai, I really don't understand.

What the hell are you doing here?

You've cohabited for ages, you'd tolerate each other.

Come on, don't be silly.

You've been couple for ages, you'd understand each other well.

Keith has changed a lot.

He always has hot temper.

When I talk to him, it'll easily go to a fight.

Come on, don't cry.

Don't be silly, listen to me.

My girlfriend calls me, I have to go now.

Don't think so much! Bye bye.

May I talk to David?

He's dead.

I am not a kid.

I know how to make up my mind.

I know you are no longer a kid.

But you are always a kid in my mind.

I am your brother, I have to take care of you.

Listen to me.

Don't worry, I know what to do.

I am here to wait for you.

I know that I am too impulsive.

I haven't thought carefully before staying with you.

I know you really like me,

be frank, we are no match for each other.

Why do you say so?

Well, I think a break-up will be good to us.

Let's start all over again.

For you, I can change everything.

I don't want to know other girls.

I can even close the salon.

I want to stay with you.

Do you think a person can change in one day?

Tomorrow, I will go back to USA.

I want to finish my degree.

Be frank, school life fits me most.

Come on, get up.

You're right.

You're a rich lady, I am only a stylist.

How can I match you?

Come on.

On my brother's behalf, I would like to apologize.

He mistook you courting his girl.

His girlfriend is named An too.

He is so rude to you, I am sorry.

It's peanut.

I know you won't change your mind after you've made a decision.

I can't help.

Have my best wishes.

I am leaving now.

If you are free, send me an E-mail.

Bye bye.

What are you doing?

Hands off! Are you crazy?

Bastard! How dare you woo my girl?

I just watched movie with her.

Why is your phone left at my home? T ell me!

Wai asked me to have a cup of coffee I left it there accidentally.

Then you massaged her and asked her to go to bed with you,

right?

T ell me, is that right?

Why didn't you say a word?

You bastard! You think I am a fool?

How dare you let me wear horns?

What are you doing?

Keith, trust me.

I didn't sleep with Wai.

I didn't!

Hands off, I can't breathe.

Trust me.

In fact, I am silly.

I shouldn't blame you.

You are good friends of mine, I shouldn't blame you.

I don't think you would woo my wife, right?

Sorry, let me pack it up.

We are buddies, I wouldn't sleep with your wife.

I just slept with Nancy.

What's wrong with you?

Nuts, you hurt my eyes.

I didn't ask you to sleep with her.

Who do you think you are?

You shouldn't blame me.

You are crazy!

You just care of your mistress but not your wife.

I shouldn't have said something nice of you in front of Wai.

I told you not to angry with you.

I slept with Nancy once.

She called me again, I just gave you face and not answered her.

Do you want twice?

Don't be that childish.

Do you think she is an innocent angel?

She just wants men, any men will do.

She is a public toilet you know?

I don't want to see you, sex maniac.

I don't want to see you, creep.

You don't use your private toilet but use a public toilet.

What a fool you are!

Where should we go later?

It's too easy!

I'll take you to a funny place.

Where?

Just follow me.

Why so mysterious?

Don't be anxious, I am sure you'll be happy.

I haven't cheated you yet.

You will have anything you want if only you follow me.

Really? Sure.

Pretty girl, don't listen to his honey lips.

He just wants to flatter you to bed, you know?

What's up?

What did you say?

I am telling the truth.

What?

Aren't you used to listening to facts?

What do you want?

Do you want to mess up? What?

What's up?

Get lost. What.

Kid, do you want me to kill you?

You'll die terribly if only I shout for help.

Do you want to mess up here?

If you want to mess up, I'll throw you to the sea.

What did you say? Run!

What are you looking at? I told you to run!

Listened?

Nuts.

Forget about him.

Are you alright?

We are friends, we need not break our friendship for a woman.

How do you know I am here?

Of course I know, we grew up together.

Remember? Long time ago,

we agreed to court that fat girl.

Eventually, I courted her.

Of course I couldn't.

I am not sex maniac.

That's right, I am lustful enough.

But you are creep.

Go.

Breaking up a relationship is like drunken,

it's really exciting.

Keith, go home to flatter your wife.

We have lived for ages, we have nothing new to talk.

It's easy, when you see her, just kneel down.

And tell her, "l am sorry", that's it.

What are these two men doing?

Wai, I am sorry.

I am sorry.

That's right. Go now.

Go home now.

Go back.

It's more comfortable sit on private toilet.

Do you love Keith?

Why do you ask so?

You'd better answer my question first.

If I didn't love him, I wouldn't have lived with him for years.

Women are always cheated by men.

They seem to be honest, but they just think of sex.

Why do you hate men suddenly?

After watching this tape, you'll understand.

Why?

Why do you let me watch this tape.

Where is she?

It hurts me.

I really hurt! Seriously hurt.

I really don't know what to tell you.

Keith, I am leaving.

Take care.

Wai, can you stay? Move the baggage back, OK?

Listen to me, I didn't do that thing.

I did nothing. I always love you.

You know how much I love you.

I haven't courted girls even I go out with David.

No next time, listen to me OK?

Listen to me, even this tape...

That's none of my business! That woman framed me.

She wants to frame me, you know?

Wai, just forget the tape.

This tape will no longer exist.

No.

Cut the crap. Everything will be alright.

I just come back to take my phone.

Sorry.

Where is Judy?

She is on her way, she is always late.

6 glasses of Vodka. 6 more.

Alright.

What's wrong with you?

There are so many fishes, any one is better than Wai.

From tomorrow onwards, we'll fight for girls again.

Right.

I want to forget everything, let's start all over again.

But... No way.

Why?

Not from tomorrow, but now.

Let's catch fish now.

Right.

There is something good.

Your turn or my turn?

Let me do it... Alright, you go ahead.

Miss.

What?

May I buy you a drink?

Alright.

You have sexy voice.

I have caught a cold.

Let me see.

You're a man!

I love both men and women!