All language subtitles for Black Mask (1996) - Kopya

between Hong Kong's
rival drug lords,

the government launched
Project 701,

the creation of a biologically
enhanced commando force.

A serum injected
into the nerve centers of the brain

gave the 7O1 superhuman strength

and an almost complete
immunity to pain.

There were side effects
to the experiment.

Some of the commandos
became mentally unstable,

and when one killed ten officers
in a psychotic rage,

the decision was made
to abort the project

and terminate all the 701s.

Yes, I was one of them.

The government scientists
had taken away

our sense of pain,
of fear,our feelings,

much of what it meant
to be human.

Now they wanted our lives.

But our commander suspected
what they were up to,

and he enlisted me in a desperate
plan to get the 701s out

before the hammer fell.

It's time to start the show.

We'll skip the long good-byes.

I'll keep them busy
while you and the others get out.

I'm the only hope you've got.
And don't worry, Cailyn.

If I don't get out with the rest,
at least I'll have died on my own terms.

Good-bye, Michael.

You are in breach of security.

Surrender and you will be escorted
back to the research compound.

Any action other than surrender
will be dealt with by maximum force.

Do the smart thing and give up.

It's no use, Michael.

That means it's more than a year
since that night

when I last saw Cailyn
and the Commander.

I live in Hong kong
with a new name and a new identity

and a job at a library,

something as far removed
from my violent past as I could find.

Sometimes I do wonder if any
of the other 701s got out alive.

But mostly I want to leave that life buried?

and enjoy the peace I've found at last.

[Woman sobbing]
Tells me by email!

That's Tracy.

She works part time at the library.

She's surrounded by all the classics
of romantic literature--

Tracy, want to see something?

...and she still doesn't seem to have a clue.

- The old guy is my boss.
- Nothing in my sleeve, right?

A little odd, but basically he's all right.

He leaves me alone,

and that's all I ask.

I like it here.

It's quiet.

Nobody ever bothers a librarian.

I almost feel like I'm getting
the hang of living again.

Tracy, don't you cry over him.

The man was a prick, frankly.

You really need someone
who's going to be there for you,

someone who knows you
and cares about you as a person,

someone like--

Hold on.

You guys?

No, no, no. I didn't mean us.
Well, not exactly.

You could do worse.

Golly. Well, if you wanted
to play around, you know,

l wouldn't say no.

Forget about it, all right?

Hey, what about Simon?

Simon?

- Hi.
- Hi.

l know we're late for the meeting.

Just tell the council we're on our way.

They're waiting on us, Mr. Tai.

Everyone's there
except for you and King Kau.

Think Kau might have been the one
to break the truce?

The man's a fruitcake.

Come on.
No way he's behind this.

Whoever's murdering the drug lords
is a real heavy hitter.

l mean it.

Not one of us is safe untill we find out
who this motherfucker is

and put him out of his misery.

Mr. Tai, don't worry.

We'll keep you safe.

Check it out. Check it out.

It's clear, sir.

Holy shit. What the hell happened?

An ambush.

Let's go!

Watch out!

Get in here! Now! It's a trap!

Can you hear me?

What's going on out there?

Where are you, you fucking idiots?

Hey, it's your turn.

It's strange that the one friend I've made
since I got out would be a cop.

They call him Rock on the force.

A real hard-ass.

We're different as can be.

But we get along,

maybe because we both

Well?

Are you going to move sometime
before winter sets in?

What's up?
Problems with the case?

No. Everything's fine.
Just peachy.

Bull.

I heard that all these drug lord killings
are making the police crazy.

But I'm all for it.

I think we should help these guys
cut each other's throats.

Take them all out.
Hmm?

Come on, Rock.

That means you're
no better than they are.

I know why you're doing this.

To throw me off my game.

Kicked my ass again.

Some pacifist you are.

Well, you'll get the hang of it one day.

Let's try it again. Okay, you start.

And I'll play with my eyes closed.

Wait. Come on.

Let's play.

Do you mind if I pee?

Okay. You're coming back, right?
Yo, Rock!

The drug war between the Triads

intensified today with the mass execution

of over 100 men on Kwon Tong Pier.

The lone survivor
was reputed drug lord Ricky Tai.

Where am I?

Ambulance.
You're on your way to the hospital.

No. No. Something's wrong.

- Easy, easy.
- Mr. Tai-- Please, Mr. Tai.

Lie down! Restrain him!

Don't pull it away.

- What is this?
- Holy shit.

- Who did that to his chest?
- What the fuck did they do to me?

Hold him down while I sedate him!

[groans]
God. My chest.

The...pain.

I'm gonna die.

Hey, can you spare
some money for the bus?

I appreciate it.

Thanks, buddy. Wow.

Hey, you know, I could really use
something to eat, too.

How about it?

Here. Happy to oblige.

Jeez, man. That ain't much.

Got any more?

Mm-mmm.
I'm sorry. That's it.

This yours?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Well, the hell with this stuff!
Just give me the money, chump.

- That's right, asshole! Give it to me!
- Up against the fucking wall!

- I gave you all I had already.
- Check his pockets.

- You won't find anything.
- Shit, it's empty.

- Where is your money?
- Hey, what's so funny?

You want to die?

Hi.

All right! You win!

Okay, there, pacifist.
Have you had enough yet?

What? What are you saying?

Slug the guy. Come on.

You know you want to.

I'm only a librarian, you know?

And besides, what would it prove?

Fuck, I don't know.

Come to think of it, maybe you're right.

Maybe we should just lie down

and let these scumbags walk all over us.

Huh.

I'm out of here. See you.

Rock...your watch!

You're saying someone cut Ricky Tai open
and stitched him up again?

Yes, they implanted some sort
of electronic device near his heart,

directly below his left ventricle.

That's no pacemaker.

Get your nonessential staff out now.

Clear the streets!
Move everybody back!

Excuse me.
Where could I find Detective Rock?

The hospital.

- Can I help you?
- Yeah.

Where can I find Detective Rock?

The hospital's off-limits.
I'll have to ask you to move along.

But, hey, this is important, really.

Yeah, look, don't bust my chops, buddy.

Move along, okay?

No one gets in. I'm sorry.

Get him up to surgery! Fast!

Sutures...coming off now.

Opening chest cavity.

Steady, everyone.

Foreign object under the left ventricle.

I'll expose the ofyect.
I'll have to sever these arteries.

Wait! Those aren't arteries!
Those are wires!

Cut the wrong one and boom!

If you can speed up his heart rate,

that might help us distinguish

between what's wiring
and what's artery.

All right, give me 50 CCs of adrenaline.

Just how big is this one?

With this much liquid nitrogen?

Take out the whole floor.

Now I'm going
to separate the wires

from the arteries
and pair them off.

We've got to cut them both
at the same time, Detective.

Ready when you are.

Okay.

Detective, sir!

Commissioner's on the phone!

He needs to talk to you right away!

No, no. The bomb's been disarmed.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm pretty busy, Commissioner.

- Rock, it's Simon.
- Simon? What the hell--

Just listen to me!

That bomb you're disarming
uses a unique system of wires.

How do you know?

Never mind! Just don't
cut any of those wires!

- I already did.
- Then get out of there.

Get out? What do you mean?
What's this all about, Simon?

You've got less than a minute!

Clear the building! Everybody out!

- [Man] Move! Let's go!
- [Man #2] Get everybody out!

Simon, we need to talk.

Okay, you gonna explain
yourself or what?

How do you know
I was disarming a bomb?

And all that stuff about the wiring,

how do you happen to know
all that shit?

Hey, I'm talking to you.

How do you even know
I was at the hospital?

Take it easy.

They told me at the station
where you where, okay?

Wait a minute.

When I heard about the bomb,
I came here and did some research.

Believe it or not,
I've read about devices like that.

You'd be surprised
what you learn on this job.

Tracy, I hate to break it to you.

He likes boys, I think.

Yeah, I think you're right.

Gee, that's tough luck, Tracy.

You finally fall for a guy
who turns out to be a pansy.

You're not jerking me around,

are you, Simon?

- I'm not asking as a cop, but as a friend.
- [Tracy grunts]

I won't stand for it!

I don't know what your problem is,

but I have this thing about
being attacked from behind.

Here, Rock.
That book you wanted?

Just watch it, okay?

The bomb that killed Ricky Tai
had all the earmarks of the 701s.

So that meant that I wasn't alone,

that some of the others
must have escaped.

And now they were making a move
on the Hong kong drug lords.

But why?

If the 701s had turned to crime,

it would be impossible for the police
to take them down alone.

Rock's life would be in danger.

And only I could protect him.

I didn't want to jeopardize this life

I was just starting to get the hang of.

So if I was going to help,

I'd have to do it
without Rock or anyone

knowing my true identity.

The only drug lord still alive

was a lunatic known as king kau.

He'd asked for a meeting with the police,

so they sent Rock.

What are you guys staring at, huh?

Window shopping?

Come on. Mr. Kau's waiting for you.

Do you mind? Thank you.

That's a nice look for you, Kau.

You want to see what
someone sent me today?

These are my daughter's legs.

She was only 6.

Come here.

Take a look around.

Yeah, I've been getting
a lot of gifts like these lately.

Dad's in this one.

And this one's got my mother in it.

My kid brother-- well, most of him.

They even sent along
an empty bag for me.

I threw it out.

I think that was optimistic.

So tell me what you want.

I want protection.

I got your protection.

I want information.

Who's been whacking the drug lords?

Who's behind all this?

Man, I have no idea.

[Man]
Sir, better come here.

This guy is one sick son of a bitch.

Jesus. Get her down.

Hey! It was her fucking idea.

I just met her last night.

She's into this freaky shit.

Is that right, miss?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Is your phone ringing?

No.

Well? Whose is it?

who's the dickhead
who left his phone here?

Go check it out. Hurry! Move it!

You stay here, Mr. Kau.

Let's go.

Come on, you motherfuckers!

You wanna play with the King?

I think Kau's just setting us up, sir.

Take it easy.

What the hell is that all about?

It's a fuse!

Where's it going?

Shit! The main box!

Get out of the way!

[Man]
Jesus! What's going on?

It's like a damn earthquake!

Sir, I tripped!

Come on, Tony.

Aah!

No one's at the wheel.
I've got this.

Look out! Watch your back!

Where is the wheel?

How do you stop this damn thing?

There's a cop up there!
Hold your fire!

You're not scared at all, are you?

You're really something.

lt excites you, doesn't it?

Oh, you're sick.

And people say I'm fucked up.

I had the key.

Whoa!

Yeah, baby, yeah.

Aah!

Cailyn.

Michael.

I'll never let you fall.

Commander's ordered us to disengage.

Hey!

There he is!

Whoa!
Hey, hey, hey.

Let's hear it for Detective Rock!

I love the hat.

How is King Kau, anyway?

He's in intensive care.

I've posted a 24-hour guard.

I don't know who's after him,
but they are good.

Listen, there's something
else, Detective.

I didn't want to mention it before
in front of your men.

What the hell are you doing?

Trying to make us look ridiculous?

Wearing a costume and a black mask

like something out of a comic book?

You know, I've got
reporters wanting to know

if we're all getting cute new uniforms.

Commissioner, wait a minute, sir.

I don't know what you heard,
but it wasn't me.

Hang on, sir.

Do you honestly think I'm the freak

who was running around
in that mask last night?

Come on, sir.
You know me well enough.

Look me in the eyes.

You know I'm a no-bullshit
kind of cop, sir.

Just lose the mask.

Here's your coffee, Batman.

Rock, I mean.
I'm sorry, it just slipped out.

Thanks for seeing me.

So, what is it?

Well, first off, you forgot and left
your watch in the men's room.

So that's where I left it. Thanks.

That's the first good thing
that's happended to me all week.

I also wanted
to ask you a favor, Rock.

That girl you're holding
for questioning, I know her.

Well, that is, I used to know her.

We lost touch.

Then she called.
She sounded scared.

I'd like to help her if I could.

Would you, now?

I'm sorry.
I know it's a lot to ask, But...

would you let me see her, Rock?

- Here she is, Detective.
- Thanks.

I'll handle the paperwork.

He's waiting for you.

Let's go.

I was sure you'd find me
if I let myself be caught.

I knew you'd come back to us.

Come back?

No, Cailyn.

It's your fate.

No matter what you do,
you're still one of us.

If I told you there was
a place for us outside of death,

without all the killing,

a place for us out here...

that you and I could
leave it all behind us

just by walking away,

would you do it then?

Look, Michael, let's not pretend
we're like these people.

We are killers.

But not machines.

- Even a killer can choose not to kill.
- [tires screeching]

Hand the bitch over.

Michael, I don't need you
to save me anymore.

What are you looking at?

That's right.

You broke my nose!

That's nothing.

You listen, asshole.

Next time I'll shove
that Mr. Clean head up your ass.

Beat it.

Simon, don't make a habit
of this, all right?

You through playing action hero?

Done enough damage for one day?

Come again.

You're always bashing
someone's head in.

You know, there are other ways.

Oh, sure, like bleeding to death.

I'm only saying, to you,
violence solves everything.

I saved your ass. Come on.

Don't blame me for your anger.

Oh, pardon me for ever butting in, Gandhi!

- You're shouting now.
- Okay!

Next time I'll let them kill you!

In fact, I'll do it for them,
you ungrateful son of a bitch!

This is exactly what I mean!

Is man God's mistake,
or is God man's?

The spinal column is severed.

I'm afraid you're useless to us now.

However, your blood we can reuse.

We will survive.

Don't abandon me, Commander.

I'm sorry, son.

Too many soldiers have died
because of this damned experiment,

and I fear more will fall
before we have our reckoning.

Get me our money man in Columbia.

We're linked, sir.

Inform them we're ahead of schedule

and will proceed once payment is received.

Yours sincerely-- etcetera.

They're wondering why we've wiped out
all of the drug lords, Commander.

Always complaining.

Well, I wonder if they really want
the Crime Watch files after all.

Or else they don't trust us.

Tell them, if they're not careful,
I might just double the price on them.

Commander, they're threatening
not to pay if we don't follow orders.

Follow orders? Bullshit!

If they don't want the files, we'll
just sell them to somebody else.

Tell them I've tripled the price.

- They're thinking it over.
- Of course they are.

Just a question of calling
their bluff.

Now, onto other matters.

This masked character
could prove annoying.

Do we have any idea who he is?

It's Michael, sir.

Really?

Prodigal son returns.

What wonderful news.

How good it will be
to have him back with us.

Who says he's coming back?

His destiny is with us.

He'll come back.

The lamb will return to the flock
when he learns the truth

that only I have the power
to save him.

- Yeah?
- It's Tracy.

I'm at the library.
You've got to help me.

- What?
- Hurry!

What?

Tracy?

[all]
Surprise!

- Smile!
- # For... #

# He's a jolly good fellow #

# For he's a jolly good fellow #

# For he's a jolly good fellow #

# Which nobody can deny #

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

- Cut the cake!
- Blow out the candles!

I read your file.
I know it was kind of sneaky,

- but I saw it was your birthday--
- You had no right.

- You like it--
- Huh?

I was going to give you this tomorrow.

Huh.

- I'm quitting.
- What? Quitting?

What do you want to do that for?

Because I'm fed up.

- What?
- Fed up with what?

Hey! Come back, Simon!

Jeez, what a jerk.

Yeah, Tracy,
maybe he is perfect for you.

- Simon, wait!
- Hey!

I'd already decided I had to quit

now that the Commander knew
that I was alive.

I couldn't drag them into this.

Now it was time
to put this life behind me,

just like I put
the other life behind me.

Hey, Simon! Hello!

Hey, wait a minute, will you?

Hey! Hold on!

Okay. What was that all about?

Just leave me alone.

Wait!

Your present.

You might as well take it.
I can't return it anyway.

Thanks.

Why not let me give you a lift?
Because you'll never find a cab.

No, thanks.

I'm just asking if
you want a ride home.

- It's not like I'm gonna move in.
- All right. Hurry. I'll drive.

- But it's my car!
- Just get in.

Okay. What was that?

Huh?

-
- A bit melodramatic, I admit.

What the--

- What's happening?
- Tracy, look!

We need to talk, Michael.

I know the reason you're here.

Sorry, Commander.
The answer's no.

I'm out.

You were always
our angel of compassion.

But you'd learn to hate
our oppressors,

if you knew the full extent
of what they had done to you.

Maybe if you knew
that the serum they gave you

not only granted
you superhuman abilities

but also shortened your life--

that without an antidote we're
all doomed to die within a year--

maybe then you'd see
your destiny lies with us!

Commander, I'm afraid
your destiny is a padded room.

You're out off your mind.

No, Michael.

It's true. You'll die
without the antidote,

the same as all of us.

I don't care. I'm through.

One more chance.

Think of what we could accomplish.

Move in.

Once I force the goverment
to give us the antidote,

there's no stopping us.

Come on.

Have it your way then, Michael.

Aah!

Let me go!

Who are you?

Stay away from me.

Stay away or I'll start screaming!

Let me go!

Put me down!

No! No! Wait! Not here!

What are you gonna do?

Please stop it!
What do you want?

- Don't be nervous.
- No, wait! Don't!

This ought to help.

I'm sorry you stumbled into this.

I've got to keep you here
for your own good.

Play a videogame if you get bored.

If you get hungry...

order in.

I gotta pee!

Commencing biodiagnostics.

Beginning computer-assisted
neural diagnostics.

Scanning for physical damage

or abnormalities
undetected by sufyect.

[laughing, grunting]

They shot up a library.
Can you believe it?

Detective, they need
to speak to you.

There.

Detective Rock?

The chief librarian
and the others are okay,

but he says that two
of his staff are missing--

a Tracy Li...

and your friend Simon.

I've been forced to ask
International Crime Watch

for their assistance
in this investigation.

Sir, I really don't think that--

They think foreign cartels
are behind it, and I agree.

Commissioner,
we don't need Crime Watch

looking over our shoulders.

It's strictly a local matter.
Let us handle it.

I don't buy
the foreign cartels angle.

No way, sir.

Look, King Kau is the key.

Whoever's behind this will
take another shot at him.

That's where we should
concentrate our efforts.

Right. Is that all?

Now, as I was saying,
Crime Watch is more than willing to help.

They're going to let us link up
to their central database.

Their most highly
classified intelligence files

will be downloaded to us.

So I cannot stress enough
the importance of security.

All information coming into
this precinct must remain here.

They've made contact, Commander.

They're downloading the files.

Commander, we're getting it all.

The police have no idea
we've tapped their line.

In 48 hours, the whole
database, it's ours, sir.

Once the Crime Watch files
are in our possession,

the government will be
forced to deal with us.

They give us the antidote,
and we'll give back the files.

Of course, not before we've
made copies for the Columbians

and all our other friends.

Only one obstacle remains:

Michael.

Cailyn, it's up to you.

Only you can get
close enough to him.

We must leave him
to your charms.

Isn't that dinner ready yet?

Are you trying
to starve me to death?

Come on!

Here.

This stuff is real crap.

It's not that bad.

Let me cook.

Damn!

Oh.

Don't worry. I've got it covered.

Now turning
to Hong Kong crime news,

the police say that the true identity

of the mysterious Black Mask
remains unknown.

He certainly isn't popular
with the Hong kong police,

but the man already has a fan club.

Yeah, he's kind of hot.
kind of sexy, right?

That mask and the funky black hat?

He looks like kato,
the Green Hornet's sidekick.

- [Male Reporter] I think it's obvious--
- She's right, you know.

That Kato look is so retro.

It's really out of date, you know.

It perpetuates an ethnic stereotype.

Really?

Oh, wait.

Simon.

I totally forgot him.

Poor Simon.

Here I am thinking about myself.

You know if he got away?

Why, do you like Simon?

Like him?

He's a little quiet and weird,
but cute.

You think you could find him?

Well, I can try.

You know what I think?

It's always the quiet guys
that get the most done.

They don't waste time talking.

Hmm.

Poor Simon.

I hope he's all right.

Sir, we've got a hacker!

I know. I can read.

"King Kau dies at midnight.
The police are not to interfere."

By the way,
your buddy Simon just walked in.

Where the hell were you?

Oh, I was around.

Uh-huh. And the girl Tracy?

She's safe.

You know, they shot up that library

with enough bullets
to stop a small army.

Who do you think
they were after, Simon?

I don't know.
You're the detective, Rock.

They couldn't have been
after me. I'm nobody.

Maybe they were after
this Black Mask person,

or both of you.

What do you mean?

You know, Simon, this guy,
people are calling him a hero.

But that kind of vigilante justice
goes against everything I stand for

and against everything you
stand for, I would have thought.

Wait a minute.

What is this?

I thought you were the "kill them all,
take no prisoners" kind of guy, Rock.

Don't tell me I've changed your mind.

I've been thinking.

My father was on the force
for over 22 years.

Till he was gunned down one night.

He used to tell me,
"When Death comes knocking,

nothing's going to stop him
from coming in."

"All you can do
is meet him standing up

with honor," he used to say.

Think that means anything
to a guy like the Black Mask?

I'm sure it does.

You're giving yourself away.
Be careful now.

I have nothing to hide
from you, Detective.

Not anymore.

You know I could
have you arrested.

Well, I doubt it.

Betray a friend?

You never could.

Incoming! Watch it! Watch it!

No one's coming in.

All right, keep on your toes.

Unit 3, this is Unit 1.

What's going on down there?

Don't know yet. Hold it, who's this?

Guy's critical. Look.

Automobile accident. We've got
to get him to intensive care.

We've got a crash victim
down here, Unit 1.

Guy looks pretty bad.
What should we do?

This is Unit 1 . All right.
Raise the gate and let him through.

They were just
admitting a patient.

[Rock] All right.
Everybody just stay cool.

Hold your positions
and stand by. fyot it?

Now we're back to radio silence.

Over and out.

- Monitor's hooked up.
- How's he doing?

We're prepping him for surgery now.

- He seems stable.
- Right.

- He's alive.
- Here's another liter.

[Woman]
Heidi, you have that?

Unit 1 to the ICU! Hurry!

Yaah!

Freeze!

Jesus.

[Rock]
Say good night.

[grunting]

Hold it.

I shot you full of sedative.

It's over.

Drop the gun!

The gun's empty! Hold your fir!

[panting]

Don't make a move!

Now give me the gun.

Give me the gun.

There we go.

It's all right.

Just the drug taking effect.

That's right.

Everybody just stay calm.

Fuck you.

What the hell?

Get back!

Two by two! Go! Go! Go!

Keep on down!

Get us some damn
backup in here!

Drop it!

You gotta be joking.

So it's all about a girl.

No, I'm saving a friend.

Don't shoot!
He's got Detective Rock!

This guy's a walking bomb!
Stay away!

Okay, I've had it
with you bald motherfuckers.

- You okay?
- Jesus, you all right, sir?

There's a-- uh--

- Right there on your shoulder.
- Huh?

Think you can handle it?

What is it?

Evidence?

I want a drink.

Wait, I'll join you.

Take it.

Cailyn. Cailyn.

Michael.

You saved me again.

That's from the Commander.

He sent me to murder you.

But this time I can save you

if you'll just come back with me.

There's more to life
than just survival.

I'd rather die than go back.

You and I could start over
when this is done.

just like you said.

Well, I have news for you, Cailyn.

It's never done.

Michael, it is done
when we've made them pay.

How do you propose doing that?

Killing them all?

Once we have got
the Crime Watch files,

they will do whatever we want them to.

I guess we made a mistake.

We thought we could save each other.

Looks like
we're both out of luck.

Someone help!

What's happened to you?

Oh, my God. You're a mess.

Get out.

They're coming after me.

You've got to get out.

They'll be here any second.

- Now where do we go?
- Try down, bitch.

Stay away, you witch!

I've got you.

Hang on!

I've got you.

I'll never let you fall.

[Commander]
Cailyn, is he dead?

No, they escaped.

Cailyn!

Jump!

Not so fast.
You've lost a lot of blood.

You've got to rest now.

You know I'll have to kill you
if you see who I am.

Whoopsie-daisy.

Well, maybe some other time.

Seven cops dead.

And a lot more to come.

Unless you stop these people now,
the bloodshed will never end.

Okay, I'll play.

You know all the answers.

Who are these friends of yours?

No, not friends.

They're more like phantoms who
need to be put out of their misery.

These were my cops here,

following my orders when they died.

I can't stand here listening
to you go on pontificating.

See, those men of mine
came this close to dying...

for a reason.

Then you let the girl go free.

They died for nothing
all because you interfered!

Let me live with that.

These people are stealing
your Crime Watch files.

This is a virus.
Upload it into their computers.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

I'm tired of this shit anyway.

You want to put the mask on
before we start?

You'll just be wasting
your time, my friend.

It's pointless.

You arrogant little prick!

And there's only one of me.

How do you fight a whole squad?

Load this disk for me now.

Just interrupt the feed.

Without authorization, I can't--

Please.

Yes, sir.

They may be on to us.

Trouble, sir.
A virus, possibly.

Break off contact
before it corrupts our files.

Hurry up!

Detective, what the hell
are you doing?

Drop that gun!

Sir, the same group
that killed the drug lords

is now stealing
your Crime Watch files,

you understand?

If we don't stop this feed now,

they'll have the whole database.

Are you insane?

Running around in here
with a drawn weapon?

This blatant disregard
for the rules

has gone beyond the limit,
even for you.

Now, I won't ask you again.

Put down that gun.

Do I have your
attention now, sir?

Easy now. Just stay calm.

No, sir! It's the wrong time
to stay calm.

Uh-oh.

No bullets. Silly me.

Lunatic!

I'll have your badge for this.

I want you out of here now.

You are suspended
until further notice.

- Yank the damn disk.
- Yes, sir.

What the hell?
They pulled the virus.

Everything's back to normal.

Carry on.

How could these guys
bypass our security?

Of course.

They could if they were
down in the basement.

Tony, I know where they are.

- I'm with you.
- Come on, I'll show you.

Here.

But weapons release forms need
the Commissioner's signature.

[Rock]
They certainly do.

Jimmy, load us up, will you?

Hey, who'd we just
declare war on?

[Rock on radio]
Our computer linkup

runs through a secure
system below the building.

The only way around it is by
physically tapping into the lines.

You gave him a radio?

No. He's wearing a wire.

It's planted in his watch.

Does he know?

No.

- Hey, you all right?
- Fine.

- You're bleeding.
- I am?

It's nothing, sir. Really.

Okay, tough guy.

I think the main box
is somewhere here.

When did you come to us
from Homicide, Tony?

Going on six months.

Must have served
under lnspector Chan.

- Yes, sir.
- Nice guy.

Real nice.

- [gunshot]
- [screaming]

Chan died four years ago.

And he was a real prick.

You found us, Detective.

Bad luck for you.

Wait.

- I'm going in there.
- Not by yourself you're not.

Don't be silly. You stay here.

But why?

Tracy, it's nothing personal.

You'll just be in the way.

No offense.

Wait.

Show me your face before you go.

What for?

You owe me your life?

Keep it a secret. Promise me?

Sure. Yes, of course.

Be careful in there, Simon.

Promise me you'll come back.

Don't you worry.

Hey! Wait till you see what
we're having for dinner tonight!

Commander, we're in the final
stages of the download.

What are your orders, sir?

Everyone stays at his station.

When the download's complete,
we'll withdraw.

Commander, we've got a security
breach approaching Section C.

Send a welcoming committee.

Nothing.

Just a lot of decoys,
Commander.

Sweep the area.

Oh, finally.

Glad to see you back with us.

I even got you
a welcome-home present.

Surprise!

I'll say one thing for you,
you've got guts,

as will shortly be apparent
when you explode.

Eat shit.

Rock, how long?

Stop talking and just kick
the motherfucker's ass, would you?

How long now?

You're gonna have to be quick,
or get the fuck out of here.

- Got a pager?
- Got a what?

You never read that book
I gave you, did you?

Look, just get your ass
out of here.

Shit.

What?

Split up!

Well, well.

How could I have been
so wrong about you?

I thought you were destined
for greatness,

but now I see your destiny
is to roast in hell

with all the other rats
who've betrayed us.

My destiny? Who knows.

But if it's hell,
then you're coming along.

I'm sorry, Michael.

That journey
you take on your own.

I trained you well,

but how much longer can
you fight without breathing?

Almost finished.

If it makes it any easier to take,

you would have been dead
in no more than a year anyway.

Give me that!

Let's go.

[Rock] Thanks for
taking my friend along.

Commissioner pulled some
strings, and I'm glad to help.

Don't worry, Tracy.
I'll be back soon.

Remember, you still
owe me dinner.

They say the antidote will
make you a whole new man.

Maybe next time I hit you...

you'll stay down.

Well, from now on,
why don't we stick to chess?

All right with you?

It's time.

So long.

Wait.

Just a second, okay?

Hey, could you take a picture
of us over there?

Sure. No problem.

[Commander]
Soon you will do

what you were designed to do.

Die fighting.

Teacher.

You wanted to be a human.

Now you can die like one.

[Michael]
Thank you.

I'm on it.

I'd rather die than live like you.

[Commander]
Have it your way, then, Teacher.

I'm happy to oblige you.

Groovy, Josie.

Playing this world expo gig is gonna
take you and the Pussycats someplace.

Thanks, Alan.

Let's you and I go someplace, Alan.

Because two's company
and six is a crowd.

Hey!

Watch who you're walking on.

So watch where you're stooping, stupid.

Hey, we're taking off.

Keep cool.

Gotcha.

Quick, somebody give my foot a hand.

- Uh-oh. Hurry.
- I'm trying, I'm trying.

Hey. Wait for me.

Pull us up.
Hold on.

All together, pull.

Nice to have you aboard.

At last, my satellites are ready
to be launched.

Once in orbit, they will attract fiery comets
which will cause worldwide disasters.

And I alone will control them.

You'll be the most powerful man on earth,
Doctor Strangemoon.

Precisely. We launch tonight.

Hey. When is this humpty-dumpty
sky flight going to land?

Any second now. The hard way.

I don't care.
Just let me touch solid ground again.

Ooh. I didn't mean that solid.

Well, now that we're here...

...where are we?
- I don't know.

But I bet nobody's ever been here before.

Somebody's been here before,
because here are his shoes.

And look, he's still in them.

What are you doing here?
This is the property of Dr. Strangemoon.

Well, don't ask me.
Ask that silly balloon.

Uh, we're the Pussycats, sir,
a musical group.

And we were playing a gig in the balloon
at the world expo.

Until it flipped its moorings.

Then I suggest you get back in your balloon
and take off...

...for your own good.

Listen, buster.

Nobody orders me around.

We'll leave when we're good and ready.
Oh!

We're ready, we're ready.

She's really very nice
when you get to know her.

A perfect day for the launch.

A balloon.

- It's nothing, Dr. Strangemoon.
- What?

It was just a musical group from the expo
who landed here accidentally.

You fool, they were probably sent here
to spy on me.

They must be stopped
or my plans could be ruined.

Sound the alarm.

There they are.

This is the guard boat.

We're directly under the balloon.

Good. The balloon
is heading for the expo.

You know what to do.

Man, that was some wild ride.

You can say that again.

Please don't.

You know, I've got a funny feeling about
that Dr. Strangemoon's mysterious island.

Oh, let's forget about that creepy place
and take a tour of the expo.

Groovy idea.

Get ready. I'll grab them.

Hey, here comes a tour bus now.

Yeah. Hey, driver.

Over here.

Come on, cats. All aboard.

Whee! This is fun.

Oh, sure,
if you call going 90 miles an hour fun.

Hey, slow this thing down.

Whoo-ee!
The wind makes my ears wiggle.

The only thing
that makes your ears wiggle is danger.

Hey, we're headed
for the House of the Future.

But that sign said, "Closed to the public. "

Hey, who are those creeps?

They're not part of our tour.

Oh, but they are.

It's the end of the line for you.

Everybody off.

You're coming with us
to Dr. Strangemoon.

Well, you just tell Dr. Strangemoon
we can't make it.

Okay, full speed ahead.

Yeow!

Stop them.

We're going the wrong way.

Whoa!

Jump.

I think we're safe.

Let's not be half-safe.
Let's hide and be sure-safe.

I'll buy that, but with Alan.

Okay, let's split.

A kitchen.

We can play Hide-and-Go-Eat in here.

Your order, please.

Oh, goody.

I want a pizza with everything.

Coming up.

Search this kitchen.

Uh-oh. Let's hide.

Make that pizza to go.

And hurry.

And for dessert,
I want a tutti-frutti sundae, and hurry.

Warning. I am past my speed limit.

Your pizza is ready.

Okay.

Come on, Melody,
before those guards spot you.

There they are.

What happened?
Who turned the lights off?

This tin-can cook
might keep our goose from getting cooked.

Keep ordering, Melody,
while I soup him up to go faster.

Two more pizzas, a chocolate pie,
two bowls of creamed spinach...

...but faster, faster, faster.

Pizzas. Pie.

Spinach. Faster.

Hey, we've gotta stop that robot.

Chocolate pie.

Creamed spinach.

And don't forget the pizzas.

Right.

Get going, gals.

Quick, into the laundry room.

Wow, look at the size
of that laundry machine.

Where will we hide?

In the clothes baskets, dummy.

Oh, Alan, isn't this romantic?

Let me out of here.

Not here. Let's go.

Well, what do you know?

This is one time your plan didn't backfire.

You spoke too soon. Someone's coming.

Hold it. We'll put these uniforms on
and pretend to be robot laundry workers.

- More robots.
- Load the laundry. Beep.

Yes, bleep-bleep.

Let's go.

Wow, that was close.
But we fooled them.

Yes, bleep-bleep.

Yeow!

Get me out of here.

Shut this thing off.

Yeah, off.

And hurry.

Now look what you beanbags
have done to me.

That's nothing compared to what
Dr. Strangemoon is gonna do to all of you.

Take them to the island.

These are the people
from the balloon, sir.

Excellent. Now the launch
will go on as scheduled.

What are you gonna do with us?

Since you came here
to learn about my plans...

...you shall see them firsthand.

You mean you dragged us
all the way back here...

...to see your dumb rocket,
Dr. Weirdmoon?

And give you a ride on it.

When your capsule goes into orbit...

...it will magnetically attract
fiery comets toward the Earth.

Oh, no.

If his plan works,
it'll mean curtains for the whole world.

And with us helping pull those curtains.

Keep cool, gals.
We'll get you out of this.

Hey, check Sebastian.

He's gone over to the other side.

It's time, Dr. Strangemoon.

Get ready to launch the rocket.

Get in there.

I protest. This is
"Be Kind to Your Feathered Friends" week.

What does that have to do with you?

I'm chicken.

Success.

Soon the capsule will be in orbit
from which there will be no return.

You mean we'll never see them again?

Oh, you'll see them very soon.

You three will join them in orbit
in the next launch.

Help! Let me out of here.

Will you pipe down
so I can straighten this thing out?

Maybe this'll do it.

Hey, you did it, sis.

Naturally. What did you expect?

Wee!

Look at me. I can float.

Hey, so can I.

What's going on?

Simple, simple.
We're weightless in outer space.

Great. Now how are we gonna
get back to Earth?

Anybody got a ladder?

I got us stopped. I'll get us down.

Help! Help!

Stop this crazy thing, Alexandra.

I'm getting seasick.

Impossible. Something's gone wrong.

We've got to get free
and bring them back down.

- Sure, but how?
- Psst.

Looks like Sebastian's back on our side.

Nice going, Sebastian.

Yeah. For a cat, you're real cool.

Come on, let's pussyfoot out of here.

We've gotta figure a way to get the rest
of the gang down from that crazy capsule.

I've got an idea. I think I can rewire
the control console and bring it back.

What about Dr. Strangemoon?

Don't worry.
I've got a plan that'll put him in orbit.

I must regain control of the capsule
or my plans will fail.

You will fail, Strangemoon.

Doctor, look.

Who are you?

We are from Mars.

I am Tic, this is Tac, and this is Toe.

- Tic, Tac, Toe?
- Yes.

Your capsule has broken
the laws of space.

And now, you must be punished.

Punished?

Yes.

It's the prisoners. They've escaped.

After them.

Now to get to work.

You fools, get me out of here.

Wow, look at all the wires.

Valerie has sure been busy.

Are you sure this setup will work?

I admit it all looks kooky...

...but I had to use all of this stuff
to rewire the console.

Well, give it a try.

Okay.

Here goes.

Groovy. I've got control of the capsule.

Now to bring them back.

You can do it, Val.

Hey, we stopped.

Now you've done it, Alexandra.
We're gonna crash.

I didn't do anything.
This thing is flying itself.

Gee, it's pretty smart, isn't it?

- They're back safe.
- Come on.

How'd you guys like my landing?

Groovy. But next time, watch out
where you bounce this thing.

There won't be a next time.

I'm going to finish you meddlers now.

He means it.

You're right. Let's split.

Let me out! Let me out!

Well, now that we've captured
Strangemoon, what'll we do?

I know what to do.

What's your idea, Alexandra?

Let's give him a ride in his own capsule.

Ooh! Ow!

Stop this thing. Ouch. Ooh!

Strangemoon doesn't seem to be
enjoying the ride.

I'm sure he'll find jail more comfortable.

Oh! Ow, ooh, ah!

Stop it, I say. Stop.

That was great, gals.

And thanks to me,
you'll probably be superstars.

Well, I'm not a star, Josie.

- But you sure make me twinkle.
- Oh, Alan.

Oh, brother. How corny can you get?

Button up, you feline blabbermouth.

One blast of Josie's hot air
deserves another.

And it should blow her
right out of Alan's life.

Yeow!

Help! Help!

Shut this thing off.

Somebody get me down.

Do something, you ding-a-lings.

Wow-ee.

She hitched her wagon
to the biggest star of the whole expo.

Don't go away, Alexandra.
We'll get you down.

Hurry up with that ladder, you beanbags.

We're hurrying, we're hurrying.

Ohh. That Josie ends up with Alan...

...and I just end up
hung up with Sebastian.

Yuck.

What's this?

A toy soldier?

Look, Serpent,
the vapor has put him to sleep.

Quickly, let us get the coin.

Like, wow, isn't it great to be going
to exotic Hong Kong?

I can hardly wait for our gig
at Queen Victoria Park.

Well, all this sea breeze and hot air
has made me hungry.

Give me some coins, brother,
I wanna find a snack bar.

Give me, give me.
Is that all you think of?

Wait, I'll go with you.

With this coin,
I shall soon rule all of Asia.

Oh!

Hey, why don't you watch
where you're standing, buster?

Come on, Melody,
help me pick up our coins.

One moment, please.
One of those coins is mine.

Oh, you poor man.

Here, take this one.

Oh, come on, Melody.

This is not the ancient coin.

This sure is a funny-looking dime.

I think I'll keep it.

The blond one has the coin.

I must get it back at all costs.

Well, here we are
in beautiful downtown Hong Kong.

- Groovy.
- And how.

Hey, let's ride to the hotel
in a rickety-sha.

You mean ricksha, Melody.

Let's go, sis.
We gotta get this show on the road.

Sorry, but I'm riding with Alan.

- But there's only room for two.
- Nonsense, I can squeeze in.

What a funny way to ride a rickety-sha.

I'll take a picture to send home.

- I think I'd better ride with Alex.
- Oh!

Quickly. Follow those rickshas.

Well, Cats. We're all checked in.

Groovy. Now, let's check out the sights.

Phone call for Missy Melody.

Phone call for Missy Melody.

Missy Melody?

I wonder who that is.

That's you, Melody.

Go answer the ding-a-ling,
you ding-a-ling.

Okay.

Hello.

You have a rare coin
which I wish to purchase.

Will you please speak up?
I can't hear you.

You have a rare coin
which I wish to purchase.

Please don't talk so loudly.

I can't hear my phone call.

The coin is in your pocket.

No, your other pocket.

- Is this it?
- Yes.

I will pay you a fortune for it.

Oh, goody. I like fortunes.

- Where will I meet you?
- Here are the directions.

Ooh! Thank you.

Bye.

What do you mean, someone wants
to tell your fortune for that coin?

Or was it pay me a fortune?

Pay a fortune? That's more like it.

What are we waiting for? Let's find out.

Yuck. Are you sure this back alley
is where you're supposed to meet him?

According to the instructions, it is.

- Maybe this is him now.
- Give me the coin, Melody.

I, Alexander Cabot III,
will drive a hard bargain.

Good day, sir.

You appear to be a man...

...with the impeccable good taste
of a coin connoisseur.

What is your opening bid
for this rare and exotic...

I will take that.

Hey! How about our payment, you creep?

This will be your payment.

Oh, what cute toys.

Smile.

That's the last picture you will ever take.

Hey, those toys
are pointing their arrows at us.

Look out.

I think it's time we cut out of here.

Let's go.

Hey, wait for me.

Those meddling kids
took a picture of me.

Get them before they can take it
to the authorities...

...or my plans will be ruined.

- Oh! Here they come.
- Into that department store, gang.

They can't drive in here.

- Now what?
- Those goons are right behind us.

Let's split up
and pretend to be sales clerks.

- Good idea.
- I'll hide...

I mean, work
in the sports department.

You'd feel more at home
in the poultry department, you chicken.

They are in the store.

After them.

A size 86 dress, ma'am?

Uh, um, uh...

I have something which will look
utterly divine on you, ma'am.

See, ma'am, fits you like a tent.

Uh, she means glove.

I'll take it.

Yipes!

So will we.

Pardon me, sir.
Would you help me with this zipper?

Oh, no. You just blew our cover, Melody.

Let's go.

Help! Help!

Hello. Are you interested in a motorbike?

I'll give you a demonstration.

Yipes!

Look out, tent!

- Thanks for the ride, Alex.
- Likewise.

Wigs, wigs, get your glamour wigs.

- Don't overdo it, Alexandra.
- We're supposed to be hiding.

Don't worry, funny face.
No one will find you.

Hey, what's the big idea?

- Yipes.
- It's him.

Quick, into the toy department. Yeow!

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

Yikes! Hang on.

Look out, Alex. Here come the others.

I'll get them.

I've got them.

Charge this merchandise
to my father's account.

Well, we got away.

I wonder what that creep
and his goon wants with us?

Who knows.

Let's just hope that's
the last we see of them.

So sorry, honorable Serpent...

...but the agile youngsters escaped.

No matter.

One of my special toys
will finish them off.

Perceive.

They will be playing
at Queen Victoria Park tonight.

Now's my chance to get away
from this horrible music...

...and get Alan away from Josie
at the same time.

Hey, we're moving.

Relax, Alan dear.

The further we're away from Josie
the better she sounds.

Excellent.
They are playing right into my hands.

My toy submarine will destroy them
with its homing torpedo.

Psst. Sebastian, get rid of Alex
so I can be alone with Alan.

Yeow!

What a time to go swimming.

She's not the only thing swimming.

Look, a toy submarine.

And it's headed for us.

Somebody get me out of this loony lake.

Now the sub is headed for Alexandra.

- Look out, Alexandra.
- Help!

- Help!
- Gotcha.

Wow. I got a sinking feeling
that was meant for us.

We'd better take the picture
Melody snapped to the police.

Right. I don't know what's going on.

I'm sure she took a picture
of the one that's causing this.

- To the police station, Alex.
- Why do I have to pull this dumb ricksha?

Because, dear brother,
when we're in danger...

...you can run faster than anyone.

Oh, very funny.

Can't you go any faster than this?

Yeah, even that model plane
is gaining on us.

Model plane?

Everybody duck.

Whoa. It's coming back.

The plane bombed us with a firecracker.

I think it's cute.

This little old thing? Ha!

Wow. Look what that little old thing did.

Let's get out of here.

Yipes! Here it comes again.

Everybody, duck.

Now it's coming back.

Whoa. Oh!

Great work, Alex.

Watch where you're going, dummy.

There's a car stopped ahead of us.

Help!

Hold it, Alex. I've got an idea.

Be careful, Alan.
It's headed right for you.

That's part of my plan.

Hooray! Yippee!

Now maybe we can make it
to the police station.

Not on my leg power.

Hey, taxi.

To the police station, my good man.

And hurry.

Hey, driver,
you just passed the police station.

It's him again.

We can't get out. The doors are locked.

Well, just for that,
let's refuse to give him a tip.

It figures that that creep
would live in a toy factory.

But... But what does he want with us?

I think we'll soon find out.

It is unfortunate that you have meddled
in the plans of the Serpent.

Plans? What plans?

My factory conceals
an ancient Chinese temple.

And this coin
is part of the temple's secret.

- Secret?
- Yes.

Once every 300 years at midnight...

...the moon is in a perfect position
to unlock that secret.

And tonight is the night.

And according to my cuckoo watch...

Cuckoo.

...it's exactly midnight.

Excellent. Now, observe.

When I place the coin
in the hands of this jade statue...

The moon's rays
are reflecting off the coin...

...and onto the sun-god plaque.

It's opening.

There's a secret compartment inside.

Success.

This ancient Chinese scroll...

...gives me the power to control
all of Asia.

But what are you gonna do with us?

You meddlers will be disposed of.

D... Disposed of?

Well, if I'm going to be disposed of...

...I wanna look my best.

Good show.
Let's go.

Serpent, they have escaped
into the toy factory.

No matter.

My giant soldier toys will find them.

Look. He has life-size toys
searching for us.

It's up to you and me, Alexander.
We gotta knock the stuffing out of them.

- We do?
- Relax, Alexander.

Maybe they'll knock the chicken
out of you.

Here they come. Let's go, Alex.

- Not me.
- Yes, you.

Oh, be careful, Alan.

Watch out, Alex.

I'm watching, I'm watching!

There, we did it.

Nice work, guys.

Now that we've got them,
what do we do with them?

Well, they're gonna help us
put the Serpent out of business.

- How do we look, Alan?
- You both look great.

Now, remember, act like toys.

By the time you get back
with the Serpent...

...we'll have these toys rewired
to fix his goose.

My toys should have found
those meddlers by now.

Perhaps they have, Serpent.

Look, they are returning.

We have found the intruders.

You will follow us please.

And make it snappy.

Melody. Shh.
Ow!

This way, please.

Oh! Here they come.

The control box is almost ready.

I hope you did it
exactly the way I told you.

I never make mistakes.

Watch.

See? I told you I could fix it properly.

Help!
Help!

Help!

So we have been tricked.

Yipes! You've goofed again, Alexandra.

No, no!

The scroll is sealed in
for another 300 years.

Help! Help!

Litter pickup coming through.

Over here, Alan.

Well, that wraps up the Serpent
and his henchman.

Yeah, for delivery to the police.

We wish to thank you
for capturing the Serpent...

...and returning the ancient coin.

All in a day's work.

Speaking of coins,
give me some, dear brother.

All that running around
has made me hungry.

I'm going to the snack bar
and get some food.

Oh!

Excuse me, miss.

Why don't you watch
where you're standing, buster?

Uh-oh. That sounds familiar.

Yeah, we made this scene before.

Let's get out of here.

Hey, wait for me!

You meet the strangest people
in Hong Kong.