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Far Far to the North lies an unforgiving land

where the nights last several moons and the winters are cruel

This is the land of the vikings

Here fierce chieftains lead their warriors to battle

Charge

Hello?

Anybody Home?

By Thor

It's always the same.we raid and nobody is there

Are the gods angry with us?

Here the words of the gods

Half a loaf of bread is better than none

-The early bird gets the worm

Kryptograf,make yourself useful for once

-Odin sa....Ah

How do our enemys vanish without a trace

Odin says that

fear lends them wings

What did you just say, Kryptograf?

This thing called "fear" gives them the power to fly?

No,it was just a figure of speech, th.. -Imagine if we could fly

Excuse me, i thing you have misinterpreted what i ..

we need to find the champion of fear, who will teach us this magic art

with fear giving us wings nothing will stand in our way

Soon we can boast to the world , Vikings doall about fear

We are the most chicken hearted, jelly belly cowards of all

Cowards,cowards

Cowards, cowards

I will give anything to whoever brings me that champion.

Anything?

Kryptograf,can you do it?

Odin says that the champion of fear is..

located right..

right ..

Right there

ASTERIX AND THE VIKINGS

But where has the finger of fate pointed?

A village of sted fast Gauls , the last hold-out against the Roman Empire

sharing mutual respect , harmony and understanding

-Hey Obelix. -So.. Asterix..

..anything exciting happening today?

-No not really -Hey ,any trouble from the Romans?

-No , i'm afraid not

-You say my fishes roten? -It;s more than roten, it's a health hazard

-I feel like something is missing around here -I don't know what

-Maybe a good fish fight

-Actually i think there is a fish fight going on right now

There is?

-Want to join in? -I suppose so..

-But Obelix no stones ok? -Well at least they are fresh

Stop the fight

-stop i say. Stop it

I hold in my hand a letter from my brother Doublehelix

the renouned warrior, the famous hero of the battle of Gagovia

who fought side by side with the great Vercingetorix.

But what's the news?

A..Oh yes. He is sending his son Justforkix here from Parisium

Now ..you are my two finest warriors

I'm giving you the job of training Justforkix to be a man

We will make him the greatest warrior Gaul has ever seen

We must prepare a grand feast in his honor

Allright people you know what to do

Hey dudes

So..are you? .. of course you are

J ustforkix

This is Justforkix ,son of my brother Doublehelix

the renouned warrior, the famous hero of the battle..of Gre

Yeah Yeah big deal..

These are my finest warriors Asterix and Obelix

They will be in charge of your training

Hello

Hey look over there,is that your bird?

Yeah,that's SMS: Short message Servicix

I send SMS to all my babes

i guess you are not in the new technology out here in the sticks

Hey ,what's for dinner?

We have prepared an exquisite dinner.. -This fishes aren't very fresh

I told you so.. -Not fresh? why you..

I think its great about Parisium 24 hour time

well you know whoping all night..that's pretty cool

Well you want some wild boar? Oh yeah ..no .i don't eat meat,just vegetables

Vegetables?

You will understang i bang the boar myself come on..

Try a peeny weeny bite

When i was your age i ate nothing but boar

Boar pudding ,Boar pud-pie, boar cake with marmalade

Don't force him, he will turn them off

Asterix look at him you see how skinny he is?

If we want to make a warrior out of him we've got to get him to eat

Ah..man this really is the sticks

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Barbarian

you wanna dance? -To this? no way..

Keltic music is like ancient history

So what's Iike..groovyright now?

Let me show you how we get down and dirty

He he are you in the flow bro?

Oh yeah i am down and dirty pal

Are you sure you pied everything Olaf? your mace a change of under armor?

Dad please this is my ..34 or 35.. raid

Honey come here a sec -Yes dear

While you are out pilleaging the barbarians don't forget to drop by their temples

and pick up a pair of sandaliers

Yes dear. -And here is the list of furniture i want..

I want a full selection of economical but stylish tables ,desks ,bookcases

and cabinets in oak,pine and tik , they are easily assembled

You've got that? Yes Vikea

Oh and we can use a new pair of matching skulls

I'll look out for twins

Ok.is it time to go? i am all ready..

Abba, i have told you 100 times

thios is not a pleasure cruise , it's a business trip

Daddy please...pretty please..

Let me come with you just this once, and then i'II never bother you again,i promise

Well you...

Wai..Absquter not

No women and no children abroad

Why? -Don't argue, i have spoken

By Thor and Odin put together

And don't you dare the bazooka onto me young lady

I'll make you another list

No women ,no children on board

Being a girl sucks

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J ustforkix

It's time to start training to become a mighty warrior

It's not even noon yet . leave me a bit ..

-Obelix. -May I?

Pi..Pi.. Pirates..

Ga..Ga..Gauls

Being a man sucks..

Gentlemen how is my nephew doing?

Fantastic ..he is doing great Well..great may not be the word exactly..

Oh yeah,he is doing really great. Let's just say we are doing our best

Mina bring him in.. -Go on..

No.No not them.

Please. Please do not leave me alone with them

Is that what you call fantastic?? Great progress?

I gave you a mission to make a man of him

Nobody asked me if i wanted to be a man

That's enough..you'll carry on

And you two had better find something he likes to do

Ah..it's ready

Are we getting ready for a party or something? -Sort of..

But first you need a little pick me up

WOA..thanks sonny

I'm not drinking that! it's not organic

Hey wait..wait..it's good for you -Wow..look at him go

It will make you manly. It will pull hair out of your chest

You don't have hair on your chest.. Come to think of it..Neither do I

Obelix

Take.. Salmon or Boar?

Salmon,Boar? -Salmon

Salmon ,Boar? Salmon

Salmon

You know.. i don't know you -Yeah

Abba,what are you doing here? I said you can't come

I am not staying at home any more..

Do you think its right to treat women like slaves?

Yeah..

One day we are going to be equal to men.. -Yeah..

Are you finished? No i am not finished..

Women want to fly too. We want to learn fear..

We can be just as scared as men

Who is this new guy. -That's my daughter cod-brain

Your daughter is a man?

Land ahead

AI right men.Everybody back at their seats and fasting your seat belts

We are getting ready for landing

Guys..l am really not sure about this..

Just relax.lt will be fan. You know..everybody is going..

Is this where the party is? -You can say that..

Long live Pax Romana

What is that?

Caesar for ever

That's OIiaginus.He is new around here..

Can i take this one? No..leave him to the kid..

Yes asterix leave him to the kid..

All right all right take it easy

Would your highness care to do the honours?

On th ree.. -Are you crazy?

One.. -I am a pacifist

Two.. -I am not going to fight anyone

Three

Yeah..you did it first one down

They are animals

Let me out of here. -Second door on the right past the tent

Thank you

Hey the kid is getting into it -I knew he would like it

Crazy..they are all crazy

Vikings..Aahh

At last my fist raid, i can't wait

Don't even think about it,you are staying on board until we are back home

What?You can't do that..

Yes i can

I want stay, you can't make me

Yes i can

Yeah.. -Oh Yeah?

Yeah

All right men.You know why we are here

but there is going to be no killing and plundering this time

Rather than slaughter them we must observe them and get what we came for

Find the champion. Then we can slaughter them.

OIaf.Over here..

You are sure you got the plan -Yeah..

No..l am sorry dad,but it's a very complicated plan

Sit down and HI try again

Here..this is you. -I am a rock

Just pretend this is you -OK

Nowhere is the champion of fear see how he is shaking and trembling

Now if you capture the champion of fear like this

then you can ask chiftain Olaf for anything you want

Ah..

What do i want? -Ah..the chiefs daughter..Abba

Looks like a rock

There..it's a girl. What am i supposed to do with her?

Marry her. -Why?she took my hair

Because the chief doesn't have a son

whick means his son in law is next in line to be chief

Do you understand the plan now?

Yeah..

I am a rock

Well i think that went rather well

Yeah ..i thinkit was good for the kid anyway .He was really enjoying himself

Obelix,Asterix Help,they are coming..

Ah,there is our boy -Yeah look at him run

They are Ianding.The Vikings are landing on the beach

We have to tell the others because it's too late

Take it easy.One invader at a time

That's right ,they have to take their time, we were fas..

We have to go..what are you waiting for?

What?you wanna go now? Aren't you listening to me?

Don't you know who the Vikings are?

Sure,the ruthless savage warriors who destroy everything in their path.

Just because we are provential doesn't mean we aren't with it..

Maybe we should talk to him. -Yeah.You know what i think he is hungry.

I'll go get a boar. -No i think it would be better if you talk to him

All right Iisten,you mustn't get scared we are here for you

Remember we are Gauls,we don't know the meaning of fear right?

Well..i do.l am an expert. I am afraid of everything

I am like ..the champion of fear

There there, look at you a big tough warrior

you aren't frightened now, are you?

I guess not.lt's not so bad now, as long you are here

Spoil sports. We've better get going

We don't want to miss launch Yeah,we will continue the training tomorrow

You will see.You can easily become a warrior.No problem

No.lt's hopeless

What?You saw the champion? and he knows the meaning of fear?

Yeah he does.l observed him

But when he is with those stupid Gauls he starts to forget it

He is not too bright. You idiot..

You looked at the right man and didn't grab him?

You think you had to take notes?

Rescue the champion before these Barbarians drain the fear out of him

Justforkix i have been trying out some of those dance steps

You know..the one's you showed me

And i am not sure i got it right..

Well you are right about one thing.. you don't got it right, look..

Your left foot goes behind your right, like this

Oh yeah,yeah it's better -Yeah,much better

Repeat that a few times after i am gone, and you'll rule the dance floor in no time

Gone?Justforkix are you leaving us?

Yeah

Hey Justforkix ,hold on a second

Here kid,i've got something for you, this is my finest stone

I was planning to give it to you as a graduation present

You know,when you became a warrior

But you can have it now. You can keep on training with it back home if you want

If you try to lift it every day, i am sure you will make it

I don't think so..it's impossible

How can you know it's impossible if you don't try?

What are you doing? You are encouraging him to leave

It's his own decision to make. No it isn't,No it isn't

What about our promise to Majestix? What about the honor of our village?

We can't force him.lt isn't right. -Well it's not right to..

Yeah. .faster..

Oh look at that..the axle is shot

Stupid stone

This is great, itjust keeps getting better and better

Who is there?

Hello?

Obelix?Asterix? Is that you?

Hello?

Oh,it's just the wind

The wind and some squirrels, tiny winny harmless squirrels

and a Viking

Well he doesn't want to be here, and we don't want him here

I guess it's better this way

Ah..l feel pretty good about it. Don't you Obelix?

I guess so..

Oh boy ,i am getting hungry

Oh..l sure could use a couple of boars, what do you say?

I am not hungry. You are not?Come on..

A couple of nice juicy boars..

You know,he never even got to taste that wild boar

I guess we didn't make him feel all that welcome if you think about it

He was really improving too,with just a little bit more training

I could have made a real warrior out of him

It's going to be really quiet around here now

SMS?wha..what?wait..

what's happening?

Justforkix had an accident

Ah this foreign charrioted junk.

You are putting a tiny little stone and they bust

Strange though that he went of into the forest on his own

Even stranger ,he left my present behind

Obelix,look

Justforkix's sword

He's been kidnapped by the Vikings

Oh no..

We have to tell the chief

Asterix,ObeIix ,guess who has dropped by

my brother Doublehelix

the renouned warrior,the famous hero of the battle of Gregovia

Don;t forget the battle of Parisium. HAHAHA

Well i only have a few minutes before i have to go of to Parisium

so i'II just drop by and say hello to Justforkix and..

No..you can't see him

It's impossible. -He is far far away

On a field trip. It's a training program. lot of training in the programm

Are we talking about the same kid?

That's a good one

I'II return at the next full moon

He'll be back from his field trip by then. Isuppose_

See you men Iater..

The Vikings?

I make a sallom vow

I shall go to the land of the Vikings

and bring back Justforkix before the next full moon

Me too. -That's good

My nephew's life and the honor of the village are in your hands

Don't worry, we'll get him back in time

Asterix,take this potion with you for the dangers ahead

Go North, until you hit the first intersection of land

Turn left -Left

Then to the right, and go straight into the next shore

Then turn left. - Left and go right after that..

Then you want to.. Hey. .what was that?

Just follow the North Star Right.Got you.North star.Ok

Wait..wait ,before going on your epic journey

you can't leave without a farewell ballad

No..No.. -But i insist

Farewell.. -Lok be with you

What's all that? Ahm..survival rations

He doesn't look too smashed up

Mercy! -Mercy?what's that?

Must be another one of their strange inventions

He is good

Tie him up. I don't want him flying away

NOOO...

I'm hungryy..

Yeah..well ,maybe you shouldn't have eaten all the survival rations on the first day

I can't help it, when i am worried i eat

How much further is it? -I don't know Obelix

The fog is hiding the sky, i don't know where the North Star is

Anything else for that matter

SMS

I thought i have lost you. We'll get out of this right?

Hey..cool bird, It's yours right?

Yeap,sure it's mine allright. -Are you the champion?

My name is Justforkix. Who are you?

Oh,yes.l am sorry. I am Abba

Would..would you help me?

Yeah if i can.. -Ok

Yeah..thanks..that's nice

You are cold? -No not cold..

Afraid..

You are so lucky.. -Lucky?

To be able to fly.. -Fly?

I'd love to glide over the sea like a bird

and rise higher and higher right up to the sun

Will you teach me?Please teach me..

Tell me your secret

Well..if you help me get back home i'II give it a try..

What are you doing?l told you 100 times not to talk to strangers

Sorry.. -Not you I I

Dad..thanks for embarrasing me in front of the hostage

I'm still hungry!! -No kidding!

Asterix?Do you really think the North Star is still up there?

Above the fog i mean.. -Ha ha..unless you ate it yes..

Obelix,you just gave me an Idea

Did you see it? -No try again

That way Obelix..

So when are you going to talk to your father about setting me free

As soon as you teach me to fly..

Oh yeah..That..

I was just wondering..

What's your attitude about people who promise something..and..and..

.then_

can't deliver all it..

Oh..You mean a Iiar?look up there..

What is that? -The last guy who lied to me..

Daddy took care of him..

Let's raise our skulls to the champion of fear..

Long live the champ..

I think H! be drinking out of my head soon -No silly..

This is how Vikings welcome guests

So i am assuming this is organic vegetable juice?

It is vegetable juice allright..

That's organic allright..

Look_

That way.. -Yeah. .that way. .

Wait..i have an idea

Teleg raf. .Statog raf. . Kryptog raf

Rifraf..Hafenaf

What's so funny?

You hear that Asterix?AII their names end in "af"

Asteraf actually,my name is Asteraf ,Obelaf..

Obelaf..Hahaha -I don't have you on the invitation Iist..

Here..right here..

Ok ..are have officially sneaked in

Not now!We have to find Justforkix..

Hey you..come here! -Wow!He is back up already?

Hey..they are tougher that the Romans, don't you think?l'll handle him this time..

Ok ..but whatever you do don't get yourself..

Noticed.. -What's going on here?

Can't i have a moment of piece and quiet to eat my Wallace ala Crem

How do you make Wallace ala Crem? Oh i t sounds marvellous

It is.. It's just like putting on the creme

Only instead of strawberries,you use..

Wait a minute!who are you?And what are you doing here?

Well i am Asteraf and this is Obelaf.. -Shut up..

and we are looking for Justforkix -Ah..the champion

The..champion of what? -Well..fear of course..

Take a look

Why aren't you dancing with your fiance? -I am busy

Look..He is in trouble

Hey..leave them alone,they are my friends -Fnends?

Long live the champ..

Well that's great champ, but now it's time to say goodbye

We are going home, come on.. Say bye bye..Bye bye everyone

Hey i just got here.

Well your father is expecting you at the village by the next full moon

Oh no..Not dad. -Oh no.. not dad..

I'm staying here -He's staying here

Enough already.You are coming with us..

Don't talk to him like that. You are going to get him mad..

Hey..you are just like my dad. Don't do this.Don't do that.

Well if your dad says that, it's for your own good,it's because he cares about you.

My father doesn't care about me. All he ever wanted was to get rid of me.

If he cared about me so much ,

he wouldn't have sent me to stay with a bunch of country pumpkins.

Pumpkins? -Oh..Pumpkins?

You put me through a nightmare. They treat me the way i deserve.

So just go away ,allright? I never want to see you again..

Obelix wait..

Don't forget the tip..

Obelix! Wait for me..

Hey..ObeIix..

Justforkix.. wait..who are those two strangers?

Ah.. nobody.

What's the matter? You were having a great time until they showed up.

It was just a message from my father. I've got .. problems

You don't understand..

Maybe i understand better than you think. Don't worry about it.

Come on.. lighten up!

It's past your bed time, go home now. Beat it! - Sorry

We should get back to the party.. Yeah..let's go back in

FHends_

I propose a toast ,to the man who brilliantly accomplished his mission

by capturing the champion of fear..

None other.. than my son Olaf.

Yeah! Long live OIaf..Long live Olaf.

So what does that big lad of yours want?

Oh.. What?

My son Olaf ,has the honor to request the hand of your daughter,Abba.

My daughter's hand? -My daughter's hand?

I could use her skull, but her hand.. i don't know..

What's this all about?

Did you promise my hand to this Fishface??

It's none of your business.

Are you saying choosing a husband is none of a women's business?

That's the viking way.

You pick out a girl and drag her by the hair back to your house.

That's how i met your mother!Nothing wrong with the good old ways,is there Vagia?

Oh.. well ..you know..beside the near sculping and a nasty case of road rush from the dragon

It was the happiest day of my life!

Yeah..if i can jump in here for a second. -I am not marrying that hanaprene

You are marrying that hanaprene, and that's that!

There is not going to be any wedding!

Yes there is!

Stop her!

Justforkix! Abba! -No!

Don't worry Abba i'II take care of this! As the champion i'm warning you, that I..

Tomorrow would be a good day for the wedding!

Allright!

But first the champion is going to show us how he flies!

Obelix! Obelix where are you going? Are you planning to walk back home?

Yes!

I know how you feel , butjust because Justforkix

Don't mention that name! I've already forgotten it!

That's my doggy. That's a good doggy who loves his daddy.

Unlike some others,i won't name!

Obelix ,you can't just walk off! -Why not?

Obelix. Justforkix needs us!

He just doesn't know it! Now come back and help me!

I can't after what he said! It's impossible! That's what Justforkix said about lifting a stone

Allright! Go ahead and frighten us!

Why? So we can fly of course!

Is he stupid or what? -They are completely crazy!

I said scare us!

Sure.. here we go..

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There has been misunderstanding. You are frightening me!

Enough! It's time for the champion to demonstrate his flying skills.

Take him to the cliff.

J ustforkix?

Where is everybody?

There is somebody!

Where is Justforkix? Where did they take him?

I don't know! Tell me.. where he is

or I'll really lose my temper!

It worked!

Showed how to interogate the enemy into telling us nothing!

Are you ready for take - off?

Roged

Oh..we have an organical problem, i'II fix it!

It's my teeth! My teeth is shattering!

False alarm.He is in perfect flying condition! Request permission

for take-off. -Roger. Launch the champion!

Stopp!! Wait one moment!

What now? -Look! Thor is giving us a sign!

Oh too late.. it's gone Enough stall!

I'm beginning to think that he can't fly!

And if he can't fly there will be no wedding!

He can fly! -No, i can't!

He is ready now! -No please!

please don't drop me,i am begging you! Please!

Drop him!

Amazing! He is flying!

Allright you "My Iivered cowards

let's fly off the cliff!

Off the cIiff..Of'f the cliff!

Stop! You.. first of all you are not scared enough!

and even more important we have a wedding to attend!

Oh.. right!

Wait!what about me?

OIaf.OIaf! you have to come too!

This is your WE.D.DI.N.G

O..ok ifi have to..

What about the champion?

I believe, it want be long now, to his flying way back home.

Kryptograf! You are coming or what?

Coming.. chief!

Well, this is really strange! Maybe fear can make you fly!

You are pretty strong!

Asterix.ObeIix! I am so glad to see you.

I didn't think you'd ever want to do anything with me again..

after.. you know after what i said to you!

Was i really flying?

Let's get back to the boat! -No ! We can't go!

The Vikings think, that i..i..i can fly

so the chief has to keep his promise to Kryptograf.

And his son will marry Abba

so that i can teach them how to fly, except that i can't

and.. we have to stop the wedding!

These Vikings are crazy! -No no.. we are going home!

Sorry. -Forget everything i just said!

I hate you.

My little girl.

Stop! Turn around. We have to take Abba with us!

No sir.we don't have time!

Besides we can't kidnap the chief's daughter!

But she wants to be kidnapped!

Let's give the kid his Viking. It would make him so happy!

Out of the question!

And don't make any more trouble! -Hey don't get mad at me

I didn't do anything! -No?

Not in front of the kid!

If we'd taken Justforkix straight from the feast

We wouldn't be in this risk! And why didn't we take him?

Because mr Obelix,had to be a big baby and run off soaking!

And what about you?

If you'd been nicer to him at the feast, he would have agreed to come with us!

I am tired of all your if this is.. and if that..

Oh i get it! Only mrAsterix has any brains!

But mrAsterix doesn't know how to talk to kids!

You think i don't know how to talk to kids?

What do you think Justforkix? You think i don't know how to talk to you?

J ustforkix?

No..Ahh..

Can't make me marry !

No!. -It reminds me of my wedding day!

You nearly bit my finger off before we ganged you!

Good times!

You are going to be in big trouble, when Justforkix gets back!

But he is not coming back! He flew away!

And i don't think he's ever coming back!

Nobody move! Stop the wedding!

Hooray the champ! -Justforkix!

What are you doing here? You were fallin..Ah?

I mean flying away..

Liar! you know i can't...

Possible let this wedding go on.

Justforkix what happened to you?

Get him boys!

Hey! Hands off our kid! Right now buster!

That's our chance! Let's go out of here!

Follow them! Kill the champion! Do you understand?

Kill the champion. That i understand!

We have to make it to the harbour!

Why do we need a boat? You can just fly away and take me with you!

Right. .sorry. .Iisten.. I'm not scared enough!

Look!

If you touch her , i'II break you in two.. like this!

Potion is not working any more! I have to visualize to break!

Like this?

Great!you are afraid!

Fly away! you can carry me with you!

You are still not scared enough?

I'm plenty scared! But.. I... can't fly!

What? Woah..

Abba! Are you allright?

You lied to me? You are as bad as all the others!

Abba wait!

I'm sorry! I never meant to lie to you! It just sort of happened!

Go find Asterix and Obelix!

Now that's what i call the real fight! Much more fun than the Romans!

You know.. we should invite them down to invade our village sometime

Oh no! where is Justforkix?

What's that?

Dogmatix. What he say? What's the message?

It's something about Justforkix being in trouble

She is too kind to say more!

Nice technique. That bird has talent!

We better follow her!

Abba , we have to get away!

This is going to be fun!

Don't kill him!

Who is the champ now, ha?

Ha.. Over there!

Our boy is coming along isn't he?

Abba?

Abba..

Olaf! They are coming! Kill him now!

Where are you?

Hi dad!

The champion. He is flying away with your daughter!

Hold it right there!

You again!

Stop him, before he flies away!

He is not going to fly away! He is a liar ,and a cheat and a phoney!

But we saw him fly. -That's right. We did!We did

It was all a trick! -See?

That was me! I was holding him up with a rope. Am i right dad?

You idiot. That was supposed to be a secret!

He can't fly?

So you were trying to trick me!

You're shaking! Are you afraid?

No.. no chief! Well..maybe a snitch! Tiny fear..

You are in the right condition to fly!

Odin lied to me! Fear can't make you fly..

Abba!

J ustforkix!

Abba. Hold On

Stay where you are! We're coming!

Flying is the only way out of this..

but that's impossible!

You know a very good friend once told me

how can you know something is impossible if you don't try?

No! Justforkix..

No...No

Obelix! Iook....

He did it!

He can fly?

You saved my life!

You see? Did you see that? DO you see what he is doing now?

Oh yes.. He is doing good.. he is doing really good!

You see Obelix.lt's not fear that gives you wings!

It's love!

Hello? Vikings?

I have congestion! Very weak! Needing help now.PIease!

A little more boar?

Oh yeah..allow me to pour you another mug of beer!

No..No..we aren't going to make it in time! Faster!Faster!

Where is my son?

I told you! He's gone fishing!

No! You said he had gone hunding!

That's right! Hunding for bears!

Coming from Parisium ,i'm sure you will appreciate my newest composition.

I want to see my son..NOW!

Hi dad!

I get it! I know my boy allright. Always after the girls..

And Justforkix fought Olaf with just a boom from a sail boat!

He was like an one man army!

Vitalstatistix i want to thank you for what you did for my son!

You should thank Asterix and Obelix. They did it all!

It wasn't us! It was all your son..

J ustforkix..

No i'm not going to shake your hand!

Son.. i'm proud of you!

A little gift for the hostess.

Modern Viking design

Skull muds, lambs, furniture, we make some really lovely stuff, you know..

And this is fully Automatix,Unhygienix Geriatrix, and our resident musician Kakofonix.

You hear that? All their names end in "IX". HAHA

Perhaps you gentleman from the North , would like to enjoy an original Gaul ballad!

Sure.. Sure.. I'd love to..

Ok.. This is the moment!

No more.. no more.. I feel crazy

My legs are jelly! What's wrong with me?

Now..that's fear!

If this is fear, ...we can fly!

I was wondering Kalifix, what's the use of fear?

Kalifix!

What?

i said what is the use of fear?

Fear is what makes us brave

This courage - is when overcome the fear.

And so for the vikings a new adventure begins

because you have to admit their scientific expedition succeedeed

beyond their wildest dreams

Is that fog? i hate fog,i cant stand.

I want my mommy. I don't want any fog

Mommy Mommy