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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:42,860 AST�RIX & OB�LIX AGAINST CAESAR 2 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:44,860 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 3 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:49,660 Soldiers, the soothsayers have pronounced themselves. 4 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:55,500 For the next moon, We will invade the Great Britain. 5 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,660 Caesar! Caesar! 6 00:02:57,940 --> 00:03:02,260 Soldiers, the entire world is looking at you. 7 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:05,660 For the glory of Rome. 8 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:10,100 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 9 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:12,260 All Around The Country,, 10 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:16,860 To the smaller town, pay the Caesar's tax. 11 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:21,100 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 12 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,860 You promised To talk with him. Talking of what? 13 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:27,740 You Know It very well. Of that Gallic town that keeps on offering resistance. 14 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:30,660 to Caesar that Gallic town he cares a pepper. 15 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:33,660 You Have something else that to do. - we'll see. I will talk with him. 16 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,940 If you do it, I tell him that you resell part 17 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:39,180 of the foodstuff of the army to make a palace in Rome for you. 18 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:41,580 - It Is lie. - I have proofs. 19 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:44,700 Ah, good. what do you say? 20 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:47,780 You Are worse than me, Detritus. 21 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,580 How flattering. 22 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:53,660 Do You Find Funny my discourse, Detritus? 23 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,460 No, no, Cesar; Of course not, he is than ... 24 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:01,340 The fact is that Trolebus remembered Belgians' one of my histories. 25 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:02,260 Which One? 26 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:05,180 Come closer. 27 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:08,660 Go. 28 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:11,660 Look at me. 29 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:14,060 To the eyes. 30 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:18,100 You hide something from me. 31 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,340 Hiding something, me? 32 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:24,100 Caesar! I swear it to you for Trolebus's head 33 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:26,340 And good you know how much I appreciate his friendship. 34 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:29,580 Yes, that they throw Trolebus into the lions if I tell lies . That! 35 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,180 soldiers! 36 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,860 Why did we not manage to defeat those Gauls? 37 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:38,660 What does that town have of special? 38 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:42,860 I Understand that its very normal little town. 39 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:45,660 That it is similar to any another Gallic town. 40 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:54,940 Guard, open the door , its my cousin with the ox. 41 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:57,980 Open ! Hello cousin. How is it going? 42 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:13,100 Approach! Come closer! come and look. Look! Yes, look! 43 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:15,660 Look, come closer. Fresh, very cheap fish. 44 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,340 Come here, fresh fish. come, fresh fish. 45 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:21,340 -Yes, a moment. It -is fresh, come closer, yes. 46 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:24,860 Come, come closer that is fresh. It -is fresh. It is rich and cheap. 47 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:33,100 What do you want?... I already seen it. look at ... You Are Fantastic, hey! 48 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:36,140 I Must Tell To myself That my husband has gotten fat lately. 49 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,740 I took it into account. I reinforced everything. 50 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:40,660 Then, prove it. yes. 51 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,500 Come, we go. Yes! 52 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,420 Up! 53 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:50,100 How's it going? Go Vercing�torix! 54 00:05:55,220 --> 00:06:00,100 I would liked to be an artist. 55 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,580 Shut up, bard! 56 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:18,020 Its not fresh, you keep it. 57 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,740 What? My fish is not fresh? 58 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,420 Try smell it. Look that how good the smell.. 59 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:25,660 Your fish is not fresh. - That is not fresh? 60 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:28,500 Smell my fish. My fish is fresh. 61 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,340 Maybe u can't smell that well? Doesnt smell of the sea? 62 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,500 No its not fresh. Yes it is fresh. 63 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,860 No its not fresh. Yes it is fresh. 64 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:38,740 No, it is not fresh. Yes, yes it is fresh. 65 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:41,340 No it is not fresh! Yes it is fresh! 66 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:49,420 No it is not fresh! No it is not fresh! Yes it is fresh! Yes it is fresh! 67 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:50,820 No, it is not fresh. 68 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:18,860 -Edadepi�drix. -Ah, a fight. I go wanna go there. 69 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:22,420 Edadepi�drix your no longer young. Your 80 years old, My love. 70 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:24,100 Leave me in alone of your the desires. 71 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,860 Fresh or no, I don't want anymore. 72 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:29,500 A stork. 73 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:39,940 Have taken me for a butterfly, Ordenalfab�tix? 74 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:42,660 Forgive, Panor�mix. I was distracted. 75 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,660 - The fish eye's! - Is it fresh? 76 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:46,740 I said That; it is not fresh. 77 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:51,100 A great danger threatens the village. 78 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:55,580 Its written in the eye. Look! 79 00:07:56,700 --> 00:08:00,700 It Is a sign, a bad spirit wants to harm to us. 80 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:03,660 It is nearby.I feel their presence. 81 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:08,020 That the gods come to help us. 82 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,100 Open the doors. 83 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:22,100 Talk Caius Bonus, tell it to me everything. 84 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:25,660 They Have a weapon secret, Governor. A magical potion. 85 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:28,860 A magical potion? Good, do take me a fool or what? 86 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,180 I wouldnt dare, Governor. 87 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:33,860 A druid manufactures it and they become invincible when drinking it. 88 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:35,100 lnvencibles? 89 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,860 yes, it is a secret give by their ancestors. 90 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,500 For Jupiter. 91 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:46,180 If somebody discover that secret would be the master of the world.. 92 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:48,740 For That Reason I did not tell it to nobody 93 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:51,100 Imagine you conquer the other towns ... 94 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:55,860 You Have Done Good . I love to be master of the world! 95 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,500 How long does the effect of that magical potion last? 96 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:02,860 About 10 minutes. 97 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:06,020 Then they have to ask the druid for more potion. 98 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:09,340 Now you. Cut off the supplies of the magic potion. 99 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:11,060 Gather the necessary soldiers. 100 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,100 I thought of it, but there is a problem. 101 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,340 -A problem? -Yes, enormous. 102 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,660 A colossal Gaul that doesn't need to drink the potion again. 103 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:21,660 He fell in the pot full of the magic potion when still a baby. 104 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,580 Neutralize him. Set him a trap. 105 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:26,020 Hypothen�s will build it to you. He is my engineer. 106 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:29,860 No will be easy. He never separates from his friend that is very clever. 107 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:33,340 No worries, Hypothen�s is true child genius. 108 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:39,020 Do You Hear? It is going to rain. The sky is as good as covered. 109 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,420 If you continue that way, you will touch the sky with the menhir's tip. 110 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,300 Do you believe? 111 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:46,340 Yes, and if you tear it it could fall down to us on 112 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:51,140 Don't say that, be quiet! Its the only thing that makes me panic. 113 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,860 And you will fall with a loud sound. shut up ! 114 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:57,660 I am kidding . I do not find it funny . 115 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,180 You walk normal, that your jokes . 116 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,180 Never it is a common knowledge . I prefer not to take the risk. 117 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:16,340 Let's go.let's go.let's go. 118 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:22,580 Here Asterix and Obelix rest . Need to write yes,yes? 119 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:25,020 The lions adore to the intellectuals. 120 00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:27,660 Yes, they are more gentle than the centurions. 121 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:30,180 If the Romans saw you. -the Romans, the Romans. 122 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,860 Not one to be seen in these past 15 days. Not an ambush, or anything. 123 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,020 They no longer want to play; you hit them too hard, and you you humiliate them. 124 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,660 Do I humiliate them? Yes,a little. 125 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:42,500 They destroy Carthage, the entire world, the fact that you fear them conquer . 126 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:44,660 And a fat uncle gives them beatings. 127 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:45,860 A fat uncle? Yes. 128 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:48,260 What fat uncle? Who do you speak of? 129 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:51,420 No, I meant a magnificent athlete named Ob�lix. 130 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,260 Ah, good. 131 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:54,740 Arrive already. 132 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:18,740 Rest stop? No. -No, is an Ob�lix grave tablet. 133 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,100 Are we dead? No, not yet. 134 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,260 But I don't like this. 135 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:34,580 Now... we drop it on the head. 136 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:45,300 Already! Flat as cockroaches. 137 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:50,420 Six months... i waited this! 6 times humiliations and beatings! 138 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,860 The idea of the rock was it quite original, no? 139 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,660 Architect, I triplicate your salary. 140 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,500 It good that i was fat,yeah? 141 00:11:56,860 --> 00:12:00,340 And you, unyielding Gallic, I will sell your entrails. 142 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:07,940 Oh, no. It can't be. Its not possible! 143 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:12,660 For Pluto, its a nightmare. Its a nightmare! 144 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:13,660 Now! 145 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:19,100 You also help . and what do you believe that I do ? 146 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:22,460 I filled it with magical potion before leaving . How lucky! 147 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:23,580 Give me a bit. 148 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:25,580 No, you already fell in the pot as a baby. 149 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,580 Enough. 150 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:38,500 It is necessary to do something. Soldiers, get on the rock, to the rock. 151 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:58,660 Caius Bonus. Oh Caius Bonus. My friend! 152 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:02,860 What happen?, Caius Bonus, do you no longer want to play with your friends? 153 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:07,380 How idiotic! You would get bored without us. 154 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:09,860 You have a very beautiful voice. 155 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:11,660 and you also sings well. 156 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,940 Iam not to blame, Iam just following orders. 157 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:20,060 We do have good time together, no? 158 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,660 Yes.We did give a good beatings. 159 00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:26,020 Yes, yes; but you hits me & my men too strong. 160 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,740 It can be controlled. Do you promise it, Ob�lix? 161 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,500 Can't promises anything, but I will try. 162 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,860 Then Caius Bonus, think of it as a warning to your soldiers. 163 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,180 and next week we mount ourselves a good one. 164 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:43,660 The idea Caius Bonus gives is not very valiant, but yes imaginative? 165 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:48,380 They tried to crush a rock on on top of our head. 166 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,380 See, they push the enormous rock down. 167 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:54,860 We seriously believe it fell fom the sky. 168 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,020 Hey, Ob�lix? 169 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,020 Have you eaten more than enough? 170 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:02,140 More than enough? Its only my third boar. 171 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:06,100 Pardon,you only eaten up 3. For sure you eat up 3 more, no? 172 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,100 No, only two. At night I have my dinner fast. 173 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,780 Look at you, don't you think that you are quite fat? 174 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,580 A little full.still the same. 175 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,660 Who is she? What do you mean who is she? 176 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,380 Don't you recognize her? It is Falbal�. 177 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,420 Falbal�! The small Falbal�? The small...? 178 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,860 Yes. Looks different. 179 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,860 Yes,It was 8 years ago when she went to study in Lutecia. 180 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,500 Yes that has changed. yes, she has grown a little bit. 181 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:42,500 And it has gain some kilos, and well distributed. 182 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:44,420 Ob�lix! 183 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,660 She recognized -you. Yes,Oh, Falbal�! 184 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:54,100 My dear Ob�lix, So happy see you again. 185 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:58,100 Because, you have changed so much. I didn't recognized you. 186 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:01,660 On the other hand you look same; with some more kilos. 187 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,020 No, no, no. Only Just a bit full. 188 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:07,660 A little bit? Right, that is. A little bit full. 189 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,860 Falbal�! A little bit full! 190 00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:22,660 Ah, what wonderful smell! I will eat up your boar. 191 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,100 Eat up it, I am not deaf. What do you what you like? 192 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:30,020 Do you reject a boar? Are you sick? How are you? 193 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:35,020 Very well. Why? She does look that more beautiful at night,aint she? 194 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,020 Do you not smell the perfume in the she gives? 195 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,940 Full moon! Never have ive seen it. 196 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:45,260 You know that coquetuela it is the one that puts you in this state? 197 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,460 Coquetuela? Of whom do you talk? Of Falbala, evidently. 198 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,860 Take care of what you say. No one talks about Falbal� this way. 199 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,500 Well, unhand me, by Tutatis you want to choke me. 200 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,180 Well, apology, apology. 201 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:01,580 Falbal� is not a coquetuela. Falbal� is... it is Falbal�! 202 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:15,660 For Falbal�? 203 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,940 Will you take it with a chain around the neck? 204 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,340 A menhir to give commitment. - What? 205 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,700 Will you request her hand in marriage? -For sure. 206 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,660 Are you crazy. Falbal� is not the girl for you. 207 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,100 Why? 208 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,660 Doesn't make good couple; that is to say,I'm refering physically. 209 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,860 You don't understand what women want. 210 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,940 They don't care about the physique. What counts is the love. 211 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:41,740 We'll See. Look at who you come . Falbala. 212 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,100 Is it his brother the thin guy? - Her brother? 213 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,580 Yes, Her brother. Looks, he kisses her. 214 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,420 Not like a brother kisses to their sister, Ob�lix. 215 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,260 Then it might her cousin. 216 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:04,020 Oh, please. Don't you see that its her boyfriend... 217 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,620 Better you propose another day. 218 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,180 Its her boyfriend? Yes,her boyfriend. 219 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:13,500 Thin guy. Yes... Very thin. 220 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,180 Lets go eat. 221 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,660 Open for the great treasurer Melosinus. 222 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:26,180 Come to collect the tax. It will spend here the night. 223 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,180 Open up. 224 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,420 You can go already. 225 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,100 Come back tomorrow morning. 226 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,260 You, we don't pay overtimes. 227 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,900 I like to finish what I begin. I sleep better this way . 228 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,060 Close the doors. 229 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,180 I want it. 230 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:23,500 Imbecile.there's lot more in the chest. 231 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,620 But the chest is not ours. 232 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,860 Tomorrow it will be. 233 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:34,180 For Tutatis, the gods are in a bad mood tonight. 234 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,180 Me too. 235 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,660 So eat correctly or i will do for you. 236 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,100 No. That no! 237 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,340 -Have you loss your appetite? I'm on diet. 238 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,180 Diet? You? Yes. 239 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,100 You are right . I am a little bit full. 240 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,260 Who is ? Who are you ? 241 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:10,420 Fortune teller Pr�lix, with my assistants Al�mbix and Anor�six. 242 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,380 Enter. 243 00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:24,300 Boss, a fortune-teller and their assistants request hospitality for today. 244 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:28,020 A fortune-teller? Arrives in a good time. Let him enter. 245 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,220 Another swindler that wants to eat and to sleep free. 246 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,420 Dont be so suspicious! 247 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,660 I have some questions for the fortune-teller. 248 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:41,100 Welcome to our village. 249 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,100 We knew that we would be very received. 250 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,180 Where do you read the future, fortune-teller? 251 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,660 In a good hot soup and in lukewarm beer. 252 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:48,700 How original. 253 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,700 Arrive in good moment. Karabella. 254 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:59,740 What, what, what, what? Did you see something? 255 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,660 I see a treasure. A treasure? 256 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:09,660 Treasure! 257 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,580 An enormous treasure will arrive to your village. 258 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,740 Karabella, it serves why our friend is here. 259 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,340 There are Roman around the treasure. Many Romans. 260 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,340 Are the Romans for me, yes? 261 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:24,260 Seize the treasure. It -is a good idea. 262 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:25,900 And later? continue! 263 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:28,020 We party in Lutecia. 264 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,020 I know a stupendous restaurant. 265 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:33,020 I can't see anything. 266 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,660 In here somebody emits a negative waves. 267 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:39,020 My decoder one doesn't work. There is no image. 268 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,860 Ast�rix, go away. Me? Why? 269 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:44,660 Its an order. 270 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:55,260 Already return. I have it. Yes? What do you see? What do you see? 271 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:57,660 With this treasure you will lift an army. 272 00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:59,660 And you will expel the the Romans from Gaul. 273 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:01,660 You heard that Karabella? 274 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,660 You have married the new Vercing�torix. 275 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:08,940 Well, and like you are the cause, go look the fire for the wood . 276 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,660 I have a friend very in love with a young boy... 277 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,660 You want to know if she will marry him. 278 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,580 How did you guessed it? 279 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:24,660 I am a fortune-teller. Yes, it is certain. 280 00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:28,340 Ast�rix! 281 00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:34,420 Ast�rix... You know what did the fortune-teller tell me? 282 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,500 That you will marry Falbal�. -Yes, are you also a fortune-teller too? 283 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,500 No; They are swindlers. -No he's not a swindler 284 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,260 He has seen that Falbal� loves me. 285 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:45,940 I tell you that Falbal� will marry Tragic�mix. 286 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:49,100 Falbal� loves me. What already happens does not count. 287 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,660 I would have said it. Love is delicate. 288 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,580 Do you understand? It is like a flower. 289 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,420 Time are necessary so that she will able to blossom. 290 00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:58,260 Oh, yes! 291 00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:02,100 Undoubtedly don't understand anything. You never understood anything. Anything! 292 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,580 You drive me crazy. You drive me crazy. 293 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,660 You drive me crazy, Obelix! 294 00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:40,100 The Romans. The marines. The Romans. The Romans. 295 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:44,340 The Romans. The rom... The Romans? The Romans are there! 296 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,660 Romans! 297 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,860 Druid!prepare the magic potion. 298 00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,940 The Romans have arrived. The Romans. 299 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:04,100 Dej�dmelos, they are not more than 20. You are selfish. 300 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:07,340 I have left 3 drops, it will be enough. 301 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:25,020 For pity, for pity, Don't you enter that village. 302 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:27,100 For last time, this is madness. 303 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,260 You are indeed crazy, centurion. 304 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,380 Do know with whom you speak? I am the treasurer of the counties. 305 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:34,380 Collector of the tax for Caesar. 306 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,660 These Gauls drink a magic potion that makes them invincible. 307 00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:40,020 They will tear you into pieces! 308 00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:42,260 You are being delirious. Separate from my road. 309 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:56,500 Welcome, Roman. thanks, Gaul. 310 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:59,420 Ive come to get paid for the tax to give Caesar. 311 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,940 No worries, the money it will be used well. 312 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,660 It will use to build roads. 313 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,580 Maintainance for the army that will protect you from your enemies. 314 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,500 and to cover the deficit. 315 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:12,500 Well, very well. That is... That is the minimum thing. 316 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:17,940 You honor us a lot that for accepting our modest contribution. 317 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:22,260 Ast�rix, Ob�lix, give him the tax for Caesar. 318 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,500 What is that? 319 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:32,100 What the Roman soldiers abandon in the battlefield, 320 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,340 Every time that we face them. 321 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,340 That don't bothers to run. 322 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:42,260 In a blacksmith, the price for metal, you can get a good bargain. 323 00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:45,260 It would also be an interest to an antique dealer. 324 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:48,100 With this helmet a oil lamp can be made. 325 00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:53,260 And this armor can be use as mold to make cookies. 326 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,180 Raze the village! 327 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:05,460 My treasure! My treasure! Oh, my treasure! 328 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:09,100 Never spoke this way to me. Not even when we were engaged. 329 00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:11,500 To my arms, fortune-teller. By Tutatis. 330 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:14,500 Never been heard such an extraordinary fortune-teller as you. 331 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,580 And now, do tell me, what will it happen? Say it! Say it! 332 00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:19,860 Iam not fortune-teller, but I will tell it to you. 333 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,940 If we don't return this treasure at once to Caesar, 334 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,940 We will be presented with all their legions. 335 00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:26,860 That it is presented, That it is presented! 336 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:29,660 With their money, I will create an army. 337 00:26:29,860 --> 00:26:32,580 I plan to wait him here... And I will conquer him. 338 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:35,820 Told it to you. This gold will bring bad luck for our village. 339 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,580 Then, we will vote. 340 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:41,580 Those that you want the treasure, to the right 341 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:49,180 Those that want to return it, to the left. 342 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:58,180 I want the money, but not to lose a friend. I abstain. 343 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:03,860 Result gives the voting: We keep the treasure! 344 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,020 Yes! Well! Well! 345 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,060 Did you call me, Caesar? 346 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,100 They have stolen the money from the taxes. 347 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:19,100 What? How dare you? Miserable! 348 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,260 No... Its not Malosinus. 349 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:24,340 He fell in an ambush that the Gauls set him. 350 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:25,940 And yet you still live? 351 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,700 Did u not defended the money of the Caesar give until the end? 352 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:30,660 Unfortunate! 353 00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:34,260 Those Gauls live in the town that resists to my legions 354 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,660 For months. Do you already know it? 355 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:39,660 Do you already know it? Iam speaking to you, Detritus. 356 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:43,020 To me Detritus, Whom the Caesar speaks. 357 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:50,580 Good, it is a town. Let us say a village better, and even this way... 358 00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:53,140 Why you have not told me anything? 359 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:57,500 Don't want to bother the great Caesar for a small matter. 360 00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,660 A small matter. 361 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:05,900 A small matter! 362 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:08,740 They rebel against the Caesar. 363 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:11,180 They resist to the Roman legions. 364 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,420 Not happy with not paying the tribute that they owe me to, 365 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,580 They steal the money of my taxes from me. 366 00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,580 and doesn't that have importance? 367 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,380 You are right, Caesar. It is extremely serious. 368 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:24,380 I will order them to toss to Malosinus to the lions. What do you say? 369 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:28,660 That you prepare my escort. I leave immediately for Petib�num. 370 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:31,340 and with Malosinus, what do we do? 371 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:34,340 If you don't solve this before the next moon, 372 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,580 It will be you to who we toss to the lions. 373 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:45,860 The Caesar arrives. The Caesar arrives. 374 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:51,740 Clear. Get ready. Everything tidy up. Hurry! 375 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:12,100 How many are they? some 50, approximately. 376 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:16,260 -And us? -close to 500, noble Caesar. 377 00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:18,180 Five hundred? yes. 378 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:21,420 Do tell me centurion, are you making fun of me by any chance? 379 00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:23,500 And casually do you not make fun of me? 380 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:28,860 Me? I will explain to it now because I can do it... 381 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:32,340 No is explanations. Attack the village, immediately! 382 00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:54,260 Ob�lix, you will be my personal guard commander. 383 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:56,740 To your orders, Abrarac�rcix. 384 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,580 and I name Asurancet�rix 385 00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:01,660 -Yes? -Minister of Culture. 386 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:07,020 Remain silent you, be quiet! 387 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:08,660 and me, what will I be, hey? 388 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,660 You will be Minister of the Former Combatants. 389 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:12,860 Of the Former Combatants? Why does the Former one give? 390 00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:15,020 I want to be the combatants. 391 00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:16,860 High! 392 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:27,860 Its for the Gauls. They will recognize me this way . 393 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:30,660 Form the turtle! 394 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:39,500 Ministry of Supplies it will be held by Ordenalfab�tix. 395 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:43,260 Of supplies? But if their fish is not fresh. 396 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:49,020 Boss. Boss! What? 397 00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:50,500 Anything for Ast�rix? 398 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:51,860 I have forgotten of him. 399 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:54,340 He will have the Ministry of the National Depression, 400 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:58,180 of the Systematic Denigraci�n and of the Environmental Pessimism. 401 00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:00,740 I think that will be enough. 402 00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:04,660 Ast�rix, what are you doing? 403 00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:06,660 Returning that is of Caesar. 404 00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:08,380 He drank the magic potion. 405 00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:11,380 Ob�lix, brings back the treasure. Bring back the treasure! 406 00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:13,860 -Yes. Bring back the treasure!, Ob�lix. 407 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:15,580 But, what are they doing? 408 00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:17,220 Are you crazy? 409 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:19,940 They make fun of me. 410 00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:22,180 Ast�rix, return it. Boss! 411 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,180 Help, Help Ob�lix. Help him! 412 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,020 Attack! 413 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:31,180 Turtles, ahead. Going! 414 00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:38,820 Gauls, to me, Gaul! The Romans attack. 415 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:46,860 Drink all the magic potion. 416 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:49,100 For Tutatis! 417 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:03,260 Attacks! Attacks! 418 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:43,500 Turtles! Attack! 419 00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:06,540 This way! This way! 420 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:10,940 No sleeping. 421 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,100 Return to combat! Close the doors! 422 00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:22,860 There, there. No, no. There it is Caius Bonus. 423 00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:26,260 Attack, Attack! If not, to the lions. 424 00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:31,580 Somebody inside? -answer when ask. 425 00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:32,580 How educated. 426 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,580 Those Gauls are some true savages. 427 00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:02,580 Some savages. 428 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:08,420 But, they make sense of the rhythm they give, hey? 429 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:13,900 Leave me one, leave me one. 430 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:17,500 Edadepi�drix, it is harmful for your heart. 431 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,660 My treasure, I beg it to you. Listen, no! 432 00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:20,940 Leave alone me. 433 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,500 Come, grandfather, have a good time. 434 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:28,260 He will harm you. It is all mine. 435 00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:41,340 Still agile. -yes. 436 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:47,860 My peque��n! 437 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:52,860 You have broken to my peque��n. 438 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:57,580 No effect from the potion? I forgot to take it. 439 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:00,180 Memory goes. 440 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:10,340 -The Romans. -wait, waits. Look, Bonus! 441 00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:16,500 Surrender, Gaul; and I will spare your life. 442 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:17,460 yes. 443 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:28,500 For me. Here, here, here! -yes, for you. 444 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:37,500 Look, Ast�rix, there is some very new, very handsome. 445 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,860 How handsome they are those Romans. - No, no, no! 446 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,260 Get the Romans! 447 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:45,940 That face looks familiar to me. Me too 448 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:47,260 Don't know. 449 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:54,020 Hey, the one that with the laurel crown above the head. 450 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,180 Me? Yes. look to the side. 451 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:02,340 How dare the barbarian speak to me. 452 00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:04,100 Terrible.-but if he is Julio. 453 00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:06,340 For Tutatis, you are right. He is Julius Caesar. 454 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:07,860 Old Julio. 455 00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:12,500 Do tell me, and your army? We will have a good time a while. 456 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:15,660 Don't mock or he will send all his army to us. 457 00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:17,100 Dont ask him anything. 458 00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:22,260 Leave. Hey, Julio, waits... We want to laugh a bit more. 459 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:25,420 But... Oh, Julio. You have offended him, Ob�lix. 460 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,860 Release me! I have a new song. 461 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:43,180 Pr�lix, when will the gaul is free, 462 00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:46,020 I will name you Prefect General of Counties. 463 00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:49,020 You knew him. Ah, yes. How silly am I. 464 00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:53,660 So,let's drink in honor of the greatest of the fortune tellers. 465 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,100 For our friend Pr�lix. 466 00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:01,900 Don't put that face. 467 00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:04,500 No, I refuse to drink for that viper. 468 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:07,860 Now, I guess, you speak to us now of my destiny. 469 00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:14,340 I see you encircled by Roman. I see you triumphant. I see you in Rome. 470 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:19,340 Rome! And what am i to do in Rome? Speak, speak, quickly! 471 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:21,340 You are what you believe, hey? 472 00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:26,580 There are interferences. Again the negative waves. 473 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:29,740 Well, expert. The negative waves will walk away. 474 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:32,660 No, no. wait. I want to speak with both. 475 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,900 You should reconcile. This is an order. 476 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:39,340 -Iam not asking anything else. -Have you heard what I said? 477 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:40,660 I am not deaf. 478 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,180 -To finish this, you should kiss yourselves. -Oh, no. 479 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,660 You should do it. 480 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:50,420 Among us, four. 481 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,660 -How it itches! -How beautiful, yes; very beautiful. 482 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,340 In our tadition, when two men reconcile, 483 00:37:57,580 --> 00:37:59,100 They should share tortilla for friendship. 484 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:01,860 What beautiful tradition. Karabella, bring me eggs. 485 00:38:03,220 --> 00:38:05,100 Something against the mushrooms Ast�rix? 486 00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:06,940 If they are not poisonous, no. 487 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,100 Not to worry, I will eat as many as you. 488 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:11,340 After eating up the tortilla of friendship, 489 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:12,860 I will speak to you of your future. 490 00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:19,820 Please, please. 491 00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:30,660 Delicious. 492 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:33,580 I love it 493 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:39,860 Ob�lix, please imitate Caesar above their horse again. 494 00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:43,020 If I do it it will be already done it more than 20 times. 495 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,580 Please! 496 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,860 Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, Caesar! 497 00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:50,340 Can't eat it no more. No, you must finish it. 498 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:52,180 Its tradition. Here we go, here we go. 499 00:38:56,900 --> 00:39:01,580 Finish already... Now, we are already really friends. 500 00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:06,100 Are you well? I feel hot. 501 00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:07,740 The heat of friendship. 502 00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:13,940 Look at me, Ast�rix, and listen to me. 503 00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:17,500 -Do you hear me, Ast�rix? I hear you. 504 00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:21,660 Julio Caesar is my worst enemy. Repeat! 505 00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:23,860 Julio Caesar is my worst enemy. 506 00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:25,460 I will put an end to him. 507 00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:28,100 I will put an end to him. 508 00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:33,380 Ob�lix, make it for me, please. 509 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:35,740 You have already heard it. 510 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:52,180 Julio was there, looking fantastic. Sitting down in their white horse. 511 00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:56,580 Being encircled by their escort. He looks at me. I look him; that is to say, we look cross-eyed. 512 00:39:57,220 --> 00:40:00,260 And I say, by Tutatis, I have seen that face somewhere. 513 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:03,620 Took out a coin, and I look at it. 514 00:40:05,140 --> 00:40:08,340 He was looking at the other side, and the coin was looking at the reverse side. 515 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:12,660 Can you see it? Caesar has come to challenge you here. 516 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:16,220 Among your villagers. This is intolerable! 517 00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:18,100 You cannot tolerate this! 518 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,860 should put an end to him. 519 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:23,940 should put an end to him! 520 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:27,820 In my Opinion, they did not say that i've had repressed my blows. 521 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:31,860 -Get down of the horse, Caesar.Come look at a Gaul. 522 00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:40,860 You will pay for the damage that you've done to Gaul, you miserable. 523 00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:44,740 How dare the barbarian speak to me 524 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:46,860 Wait, I will help you down. 525 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,380 -What happen to him? -Who knows?. 526 00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:55,500 What is happening to him? He's acting strange. 527 00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:05,260 Ah, Caesar! 528 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,500 It bounce? 529 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:11,940 Iam not Caesar! Don't you recognize me? I am Ob�lix, your friend. 530 00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:15,940 I will destroy, Caesar. -but... Ast�rix, Ast�rix. 531 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:19,020 Don't harm him. 532 00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:27,420 Drinking magic potion has made him possesed and become crazy. 533 00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:30,580 Impossible, the potion should not be used to fight among Gaul. 534 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,340 Impossible. 535 00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:33,580 The druid will make the antidote, I will look for him. 536 00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:37,660 Trying to escape, Caesar. You are a coward. 537 00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:45,660 Come fight me. Thats enough. 538 00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:58,340 Druid, make an antidote. Ast�rix has become crazy. 539 00:41:58,900 --> 00:41:59,940 Indeed. 540 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:04,860 This is your end, Caesar. 541 00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:17,860 Look out! 542 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:26,580 Vercing�torix! 543 00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:30,340 Return to the reality. I have retaliated! 544 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:34,020 Come, Its me, Ob�lix. Now return. The Great Caesar has surrendered! 545 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,660 Esautom�tix looks for to Asurancet�rix. 546 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:38,500 Treat the bad influence with another bad influence. 547 00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:41,860 We need you. 548 00:42:42,740 --> 00:42:43,700 What? Yes. 549 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:47,100 Come,plays your song. It will cure him. 550 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:50,020 And you what you want, eunuch? To -sing for you. 551 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:51,860 Poor Ast�rix. 552 00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:54,340 The remedy is violent, but it can work. 553 00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:08,860 No, Asurancet�rix, for. Abracac�rcix, make him remain silent. 554 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:12,060 Ob�lix, what has happen? But, why have they gotten me tied up? 555 00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:13,980 You are cured. You recognized me. 556 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:17,580 You have frightened us. You confused me with Caesar. 557 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:19,580 With Caesar? Yes. Don't you remember? 558 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:22,180 No. No, no, no, wait. 559 00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:24,860 I remember eating the tortilla mushroom that Pr�lix gives. 560 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:28,500 They were hallucinogenic mushrooms. Pr�lix has drugged you. 561 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,740 Where has it happened, where? - Has it disappeared? 562 00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:32,940 That viper for sure have stolen the treasure. 563 00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:34,260 The treasure! 564 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,940 He has taken it. He has taken it! 565 00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:40,180 Get rid of the good. Now we will be calm. 566 00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:42,860 Good-bye treasure! Good-bye Caesar! 567 00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:48,060 I will find the solution to reduce those Gauls. Not to worry. 568 00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,180 Come, I will listen to you. I am thinking. 569 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:52,140 How slow. Wait, waits. 570 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:54,340 Its coming. Its coming. 571 00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:56,740 I will help you think. 572 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,660 My Mamma, a real lion. 573 00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:03,940 Hurry up or your you will be their next banquet. 574 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:08,180 Already have it, Caesar, I already have it. It is necessary to neutralize the druid. 575 00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:11,860 This way they won't be able to to prepare the magic potion that makes them invincible. 576 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:13,860 And how will we plan this? 577 00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:17,860 In 2 days there's a meeting of the druids in the region 578 00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:21,660 In their sacred forest. This is an ideal occasion to act. 579 00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:25,300 We promised to the druids that a Roman will never disturb.. 580 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:27,020 In their sacred forest. 581 00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:30,660 The promises that Caesar give only for those believe them. 582 00:44:33,180 --> 00:44:36,100 I leave a full pot in case something happen in my absence. 583 00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,340 It will be enough. 584 00:44:38,540 --> 00:44:40,740 I don't like that you leave, Panor�mix. 585 00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:45,580 With Ast�rix and Ob�lix to give escort, there won't be any risk. 586 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:46,940 Foward, Ob�lix. 587 00:44:50,140 --> 00:44:52,660 Falbal�!... i'm going! - Ob�lix! 588 00:44:58,580 --> 00:44:59,580 Come, ldeafix. 589 00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:02,340 Lets go, my little bug. 590 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,500 Here the sacred forest begins. 591 00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:35,620 Onlt the druids can pass into here. Wait here. 592 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:45,940 Ideafix, warn me if there are any problems.Now go. 593 00:46:10,820 --> 00:46:15,740 I declare the opening the 2 thousand yers old ceremony by presenting th Golden Sickle. 594 00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:20,660 As annually, this sickle will be granted to the best druid among us. 595 00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:23,860 I call to the druid Plant�fix. 596 00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:43,180 My potion gives to that that drinks it a superhuman force. 597 00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:48,660 And during near 10 minutes it is practically invincible. 598 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:52,100 You will see, I will choose one at random. 599 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:56,660 see... Yourself... Yes, you. 600 00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:58,580 Yes, you. Come here. 601 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:00,740 come. We go. 602 00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:05,100 Drink. Slowly. 603 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:24,060 If that is certain, thanks to your magic potion 604 00:47:24,220 --> 00:47:28,100 We could expel the Romans out of Gaul. 605 00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:31,860 Cannot,because Mathus�lix, my old teacher, 606 00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:35,260 He trusted me the secret of the potion with the condition of that 607 00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:38,940 Its is use only to defend, and not to attack. 608 00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:43,100 You will already understand why. Do you see that rock? 609 00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:52,260 Will you lift it and sustain above your head. 610 00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:05,860 I believe that you all will agree . 611 00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:09,660 This year Panor�mix will take the Golden sickle. 612 00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:17,340 Now, imagine that this man is a vile, ambitious being. 613 00:48:17,540 --> 00:48:20,940 And without scruples; or worse still that is a Roman. 614 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:26,260 Ohh yes, I am a Roman. 615 00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:30,860 Guards! 616 00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:39,660 Want some? 617 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:43,500 You were happier when you didn't go on diet. 618 00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:46,420 Although if you lose weight, Falbal� won't marry you. 619 00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:49,180 Falbal� doesn't love you. She loves Tragic�mix. 620 00:48:49,380 --> 00:48:51,340 You say it because you are jealous. You are crazy. 621 00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:54,180 One day you will find somebody. 622 00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:57,260 And then you will understand what is to love, and to be loved. 623 00:48:57,740 --> 00:48:59,180 Now eat a bit. 624 00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:01,180 Dont die of hunger because of her. 625 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:03,500 Good, only a bite. 626 00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:07,540 What it happen ldeafix? Panor�mix. Did something happen to Panor�mix? 627 00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,340 Its forbidden, but it is necessary to go. Give me. 628 00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:13,180 Now it is not the moment. We go now, hurry up. 629 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:35,580 Where are you? 630 00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:38,660 Which is he? 631 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:46,660 sacrilege! 632 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:49,540 This forest is sacred. You do not have a right to be here. 633 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,260 Makes no difference. Where is Panor�mix? 634 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:54,580 You defied that's prohibited. Shame on you. 635 00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:57,100 Tell us where is Panor�mix or we leave you hanging. 636 00:49:57,340 --> 00:49:58,820 Until you fall down as an acorn. 637 00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:02,860 the Romans took him. They have betrayed us. 638 00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:06,100 Ast�rix looks,I think ldeafix has something. 639 00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:07,500 Give it to me, dog. 640 00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:11,260 Its a piece of Panor�mix tunic. Go look for,looks for it, dog. 641 00:50:11,460 --> 00:50:13,180 -Walk. -Ideafix will find the trail. 642 00:50:15,820 --> 00:50:18,420 For Tutatis, let us down.. 643 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:21,500 or I will curse you until the tenth generation. 644 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:25,100 Its not our druid. Don't talk nonsense. 645 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,180 Good, Good, Ill do it. Well, here we go. 646 00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:42,660 You should say thank you. 647 00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:54,660 The Romans, the Romans. Roman everywhere. 648 00:50:54,940 --> 00:50:59,100 Romans, thousands of Roman. The Romans, the Romans! 649 00:51:10,580 --> 00:51:13,540 There are still a pot full of magic potion. 650 00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:17,020 But later, what do we make? I warn you, I warn you. 651 00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:30,060 The army of the Caesar. We are served. 652 00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:34,340 Where do think you are going? To liberate Panor�mix. 653 00:51:35,620 --> 00:51:36,580 Let me think. 654 00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:48,660 Hey, you. 655 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:52,580 Come here. 656 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:55,660 Return it. return it. 657 00:51:57,420 --> 00:52:01,580 Give me the sandwich. Give me the sandwich. Give it to me! 658 00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:05,340 You that have a superior intelligence 659 00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:07,660 Do you know why you are here. 660 00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:10,100 You want the formula for the magic potion. 661 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:11,740 To make what? 662 00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:15,500 I can read it in your face the ambition and the wickedness. 663 00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:18,660 You want to dethrone Caesar and to reign in Rome. 664 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,900 Iam an open book for you. 665 00:52:21,820 --> 00:52:25,660 Then you should understand that you should give me that formula. 666 00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:27,420 I rather die. 667 00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:34,860 Rather die here? Never! You will not take your secret to the grave 668 00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:37,340 No, druid, you won't die. 669 00:52:37,580 --> 00:52:40,260 But, on the other hand, if you don't give me 670 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:45,260 The formula of your magic potion, you will regret to have been born. 671 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,340 This machine was built 672 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:51,660 For inflictingunbearable sufferings. 673 00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:53,260 Its my idea. 674 00:52:53,620 --> 00:52:57,020 Good, I will let you to try it. I will return in some minutes. 675 00:52:57,700 --> 00:53:00,260 Think again before giving me an answer. 676 00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:06,340 You Wait, wait, wait . Take . 677 00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:09,940 Ok already. Here we go. 678 00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:13,180 Repeat for last time. Who are you? 679 00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:17,540 Iam Obelus, legionary of the 2nd Cohort, third Man�pulo. 680 00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:19,660 And me? Ast�rix, my best friend. 681 00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:22,020 Do you make it on purpose? Im sorry. No, no. 682 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:24,180 You are Ast�rix, The infamous Gaul spy. 683 00:53:24,460 --> 00:53:26,020 Is that everything? No, no. 684 00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:28,660 I made you prisoner when you entered in the camp 685 00:53:28,860 --> 00:53:30,340 To liberate to the druid. 686 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:31,940 And to whom do you want to surrender? 687 00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:35,580 I don't know. I usually gives menhirs, not friends. 688 00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:39,340 -To Caesar, stupid... Well.Now agree. To stupid Caesar. 689 00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:41,260 Is he Julio Cesar's relative? what? 690 00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:43,500 Stupid Cesar, is he Julio Cesar's relative? 691 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:46,500 What stupid Caesar? You give me to Julio Caesar. 692 00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:49,180 You are stupid. I think they called me Obelus. 693 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,260 You drive me crazy! We start from scratch . 694 00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:54,420 You are Obelus, do you agree? -Agree. 695 00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:55,940 Give me to Julio Caesar, do you agree? 696 00:53:56,140 --> 00:53:56,660 Agree. 697 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,500 And when Obelus says, for Tutatis you are Ob�lix" 698 00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:01,580 You become Ob�lix; and not before. 699 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:05,340 when Obelus says, for Tutatis you are Ob�lix", I become 700 00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:08,420 to Ob�lix and not before. It is clear. I have understood it. 701 00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:09,420 Finally. 702 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:12,660 Abduct Caesar and we change it for Panor�mix. That simple. 703 00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:13,940 Hey where are you going? 704 00:54:14,620 --> 00:54:17,100 I should mistreat you so that you look like an authentic prisoner. 705 00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:21,260 Say, doesn't Falbal� love me? - What? To what does this come? 706 00:54:21,460 --> 00:54:22,100 Anything. 707 00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:27,340 you are a Gaul spy, and you are mine. 708 00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:31,260 Do You Believe That she loves me? a great deal, a great deal; You love you very much. 709 00:54:32,140 --> 00:54:35,180 Falbala adores you, adores you. You are the man of her life. 710 00:54:35,380 --> 00:54:37,100 Man of her life? How well. 711 00:54:50,340 --> 00:54:53,100 What do you want, legionary? To see the Caesar and to give him this. 712 00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:56,340 To give that to the Caesar? funny. Go somewhere else. 713 00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:04,660 To me the guard! To me the guard! To me the guard! 714 00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:10,420 Take me before Caesar. I should give him this. 715 00:55:12,740 --> 00:55:13,500 What is it? 716 00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:16,180 A Gaul spy. He tried to enter in the camp. 717 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:19,620 He claims to be the so-called druid's assistant 718 00:55:20,140 --> 00:55:22,340 Are you Panoramix's assistant, the druid? 719 00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:23,260 Yes. 720 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:27,380 That he has important secrets to reveal to the Caesar. 721 00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:29,300 Yes, yes. 722 00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:37,340 Old druida, you will not last then you will speak. 723 00:55:37,540 --> 00:55:40,860 Do what you want. Do your worse... 724 00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:43,500 Move from here. 725 00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:53,100 Ah, yes? 726 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:00,180 Over there. 727 00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:06,860 Hello. You are the assistant to Panor�mix? 728 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:08,020 Yes. 729 00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:11,500 -Brave legionary. Your name? -Obelus. Legionary Obelus. 730 00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:14,660 Very well Obelus, I will triplicate your salary. 731 00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:17,180 I have a hole here. 732 00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:20,220 Well, take him to the kitchen and serve him what he requests. 733 00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:28,740 Obelus... By Tutatis! 734 00:56:31,940 --> 00:56:36,700 Obelus, Obelus... By Tutatis! 735 00:56:42,460 --> 00:56:44,660 Druid, druid, do you know this man? 736 00:56:44,980 --> 00:56:46,100 Never saw him. 737 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:49,580 Useless to lie, Panor�mix. He knows that I am your assistant. 738 00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:51,860 I help you to prepare the magic potion. 739 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:55,660 To the machine. Put him in the machine. 740 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:04,180 And now? 741 00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:16,500 Obelus, by Tutatis, become Ob�lix. 742 00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:23,100 Obelus, by Tutatis... You harm me. 743 00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:40,340 The boar chops are small. 744 00:57:40,700 --> 00:57:44,860 Those are lamb.Boar is for savages. Do you want some chickens? 745 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:48,500 Yes... About 20. I on a diet. - How many? 746 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:55,500 Somebody screams, no? Its only the beginning. 747 00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:58,860 Come here, ldeafix, comes. Your chop. Come. 748 00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:02,860 Not the feet, Not the feet! 749 00:58:04,660 --> 00:58:06,420 You are hurting me. 750 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:09,580 We are to the limit. If you insist you can die, I prevent that. 751 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:12,380 A Gaul can die, but never surrender. 752 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:17,020 Do you agree? Yes. In principle definitely. 753 00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:21,060 But in practice it is necessary to be a little more flexible. 754 00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:25,140 You have wanted it. 755 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:32,100 Yes, my dog. Yes, my bug. 756 00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:35,020 see to look for the fat. See to look for the fat. 757 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,100 Put the dog in place of the Gaul. 758 00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:39,580 -No, you cannot do that! - You Will not dare? 759 00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:40,940 Iam mad. 760 00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:50,340 Stop! You have won. I will manufacture you the magic potion. 761 00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:52,340 They will raze the town, Panor�mix. 762 00:58:52,580 --> 00:58:55,660 Insurance. This disgusting one just wants the magic potion 763 00:58:55,860 --> 00:58:58,220 to eliminate Caesar and replace him. 764 00:58:58,540 --> 00:59:00,180 You understand everything, druid. 765 00:59:01,340 --> 00:59:06,340 I don't care of your town. It is Rome what I want! 766 00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:11,260 Me, Detritus, I want to reign in Rome! 767 00:59:11,540 --> 00:59:11,980 Ideafix. 768 00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:16,100 A white dog with black stains? 769 00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:17,580 No. No! 770 00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:20,180 ldeafix! 771 00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:22,860 ...You want to reign. Ah, no! 772 00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:26,740 Olibrius! 773 00:59:28,220 --> 00:59:30,260 Arrest the traitor Detritus immediately. 774 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,860 Bring him in 5 minutes. No, I don't want see him again. 775 00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:36,020 Put him in a prison before tossing it to the lions. 776 00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:39,420 No one supports traitors in our family. 777 00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:42,940 Bruto can tell it to you. Hey, Bruto? 778 00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:45,020 Certainly. You are right, dad. 779 01:00:01,220 --> 01:00:02,260 Leave step. 780 01:00:03,220 --> 01:00:06,500 Detritus,by the order of the Caesar you are arrested. 781 01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:08,180 What? To me, my guard. 782 01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:10,860 Take it. but, but, what? 783 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:14,340 but... My guard! But... 784 01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:15,460 ldeafix! 785 01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:21,580 How Lucky. Where is my prisoner? 786 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:23,660 Not at this moment. Its known already. Its over. 787 01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:28,260 Iam not talking to you, understood? Hey, where is my prisoner? 788 01:00:28,460 --> 01:00:30,420 Do you not see that myself am I a prisoner? 789 01:00:30,620 --> 01:00:32,660 Arrest this man. he's an accomplice. 790 01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:33,660 Ah, yes? 791 01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:43,420 Soldier, you are the man that I need. 792 01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,340 You are now my personal guard. 793 01:00:46,540 --> 01:00:48,500 But where is my prisoner? 794 01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:51,420 Not to worry about him. He's very well.Now listens. 795 01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:58,260 If you help me to capture Caesar I will name you my great centurion. 796 01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:01,100 -To capture Caesar? -Yes. 797 01:01:02,540 --> 01:01:03,860 Thats a good idea. 798 01:01:04,420 --> 01:01:05,180 Guards! 799 01:01:14,180 --> 01:01:14,940 Caesar... 800 01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:19,660 On behalf of the Roman town, you are arrested. 801 01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:23,900 To prison, and watch over him night and day. 802 01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:27,700 Tiquetdeb�s, join the army. I will make a declaration. 803 01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:33,100 Soldiers, our boss, the very dear Julio Caesar, 804 01:01:33,580 --> 01:01:36,260 Have just gotten gravely sick. 805 01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:40,580 He have asked me to take over, while we hope that he recover, 806 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:43,580 Until he is well and takes back the control. - Well! 807 01:01:43,780 --> 01:01:47,340 Views the circumstances, I'll double your salary. 808 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:48,860 Well! 809 01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:52,660 And I also announce you the appointment 810 01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:57,500 of the legionary Obelus, to centurion level, 811 01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:01,020 He will be in charge of my personal security. 812 01:02:10,220 --> 01:02:13,340 In short, to attract the benevolence of the gods, 813 01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:16,260 So that they try to hurry the cure of Caesar, 814 01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:19,100 There will be some games organized this same afternoon. 815 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:22,260 and all are invited. 816 01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:25,860 Can i see my prisoner? 817 01:02:26,620 --> 01:02:28,580 You will see it during the games, agree? 818 01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:30,300 Very well. Yes! 819 01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:36,060 Nobody can pass through here. Nobody must happen. 820 01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:37,420 You stay here. Me here. 821 01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:44,100 Nothing will happen. 822 01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:52,860 do have what you need? 823 01:02:54,220 --> 01:02:54,740 No. 824 01:02:56,220 --> 01:02:58,660 What do you want now? My assistant. 825 01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,660 Imagined that. Here he is. 826 01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:05,660 I have taken some cautions. You understand me, druid. 827 01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:09,340 Your assistant cannot drink the magic potion before me. 828 01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:53,580 Already? 829 01:03:53,780 --> 01:03:57,860 Only have to pronounce the magic formula. 830 01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:00,060 Go, what are you waiting for? 831 01:04:00,380 --> 01:04:02,340 My assistant should repeat it after me. 832 01:04:02,780 --> 01:04:04,660 Well. Remove him the gag. 833 01:04:05,620 --> 01:04:07,500 My assistant is a bit far. 834 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,660 What does he says? 835 01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:39,660 For Tutatis, Ast�rix, you should drink the potion. 836 01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:42,500 For Tutatis, if we failed we will drink broth. 837 01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:44,500 Yes, you should do it now! 838 01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:47,660 No! Burn horrors! 839 01:04:55,740 --> 01:04:56,940 Brave, Panor�mix. 840 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,740 You have played and you have lost. 841 01:05:09,980 --> 01:05:11,860 My vengeance will be terrible. 842 01:05:12,420 --> 01:05:14,340 Good, let us prove this potion. 843 01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:17,300 If unfortunately it is a vulgar soup of vegetables, 844 01:05:17,780 --> 01:05:20,660 It you who will be digusted .I warn you. 845 01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:51,860 A very touching moment. 846 01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:04,740 It worked! 847 01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:10,660 In prison.There won't be a lot of time, believe me. 848 01:06:20,740 --> 01:06:22,660 But,what does Ob�lix do? 849 01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:31,300 When I am an Emperor I will make you into a general. 850 01:06:32,220 --> 01:06:33,180 and Caesar? 851 01:06:35,340 --> 01:06:37,340 Caesar? Who is that? 852 01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:18,500 Falbal�! 853 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:31,900 -Gaul, do you like animals? -yes. Why? 854 01:07:32,140 --> 01:07:33,660 You will be well served. 855 01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:37,500 Centurions! Legionaries! 856 01:07:37,940 --> 01:07:41,260 The bets will close to the entrance of each prisoner. 857 01:07:41,740 --> 01:07:44,180 Do your bet. - Bets? What do you bet? 858 01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:47,700 A prisoner leaves for the door at the bottom, then vs what he gives? 859 01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:50,860 It must cross the water pool and get to this sand. 860 01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,580 If he arrives until here, I spare his life. 861 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:54,860 Do you follow me? Yes. 862 01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:58,260 I bet the animal will eat him. It is my idea. 863 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:03,660 And if here gets here? That, that never happens. 864 01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:07,020 But if you bet your pay of centurion, thousand against one, 865 01:08:07,260 --> 01:08:08,660 Accept the bet. Agree. 866 01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:11,660 Your pay? Thousand against one? 867 01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:16,100 oh! You are cold blood. I like it. Shake! 868 01:08:17,220 --> 01:08:18,500 Accept the bet. 869 01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:23,020 And my prisoner? You said that i would see him in the games. 870 01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:24,740 In fact, there he is. 871 01:08:31,380 --> 01:08:40,100 Legionaries,the first prisoner is the Gaul Ast�rix. 872 01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:58,100 Obelus! Obelus! 873 01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:02,580 Become Ob�lix! 874 01:09:04,460 --> 01:09:05,660 Obelus! 875 01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:21,940 Obelus! What is this? 876 01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:39,020 I don't like this. Need to get out. 877 01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:53,940 Brave! Well done! 878 01:10:06,380 --> 01:10:09,500 But, why are they here? Ah, no, no, no. 879 01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:19,580 I prefer to leave. 880 01:10:21,780 --> 01:10:23,860 Do you worry about your bet, hey? 881 01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:41,660 Behind, behind. 882 01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:47,020 That gaul is clever, hey? a little yes 883 01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:53,340 Ob�lix change! Ob�lix! Doesnt he understands anything. 884 01:10:55,260 --> 01:10:56,180 Ob�lix! 885 01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:01,260 Go sleep in your cage, go to the cage. 886 01:11:06,620 --> 01:11:08,580 Now big lizards, no! 887 01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:12,180 Go sleep. 888 01:11:31,900 --> 01:11:33,100 For Tutatis! 889 01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:53,580 Oh, no! 890 01:12:05,540 --> 01:12:07,940 Obelus, by Tutatis, change... 891 01:12:10,540 --> 01:12:12,820 Never saw anybody survive to that point. 892 01:12:15,780 --> 01:12:19,500 You have lost, Obelus. A thousand times your pay, do you remember? 893 01:13:06,620 --> 01:13:08,940 What that Gaul did is extraordinary. 894 01:13:15,820 --> 01:13:20,340 Obelus! Obelus! For... Silence! 895 01:13:21,580 --> 01:13:24,860 Obelus, by Tuta...! Oh, but... For Your...! Oh! 896 01:13:57,220 --> 01:13:58,580 Eat thid, you enormous beast. 897 01:14:22,900 --> 01:14:28,260 Obelus! Obelus! Obelus, by Tuta...! 898 01:14:33,300 --> 01:14:35,660 You said that if he arrived here you spare his life. 899 01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:39,180 yes, that Caesar; but I am entitled to a joker. 900 01:14:39,460 --> 01:14:43,100 And is your joker an animal? -Worst, It is a man! 901 01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:48,940 Obelus... by Tutatis! 902 01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:54,580 Listen,isn't it curious. It seems that he is speaking to you. 903 01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:58,500 What does he say? Cannot hear anything. I will read the lips, hey. 904 01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:02,580 Do you know how to make it? Yes, I have the skill of a spy. 905 01:15:12,620 --> 01:15:13,660 Said exactly: 906 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:17,180 Obelus, by Tutatis, become Ob�lix. It is urgent. 907 01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:21,100 Are you sure?... Ah, good! I tell you that yes. 908 01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:26,500 You separate your hands. 909 01:15:34,620 --> 01:15:37,380 What kept you? I made request for your help one hour ago. 910 01:15:37,540 --> 01:15:40,100 With the noise i didn't hear anything. It is necessary to free Panor�mix. 911 01:15:40,340 --> 01:15:41,500 Where is he? Below. 912 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:42,940 Go to them. 913 01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:46,580 For Tutatis, you have been in charge. Yes. 914 01:15:46,780 --> 01:15:48,860 You alone. Guards, go go. 915 01:16:02,740 --> 01:16:04,100 Brave, Ob�lix! 916 01:16:06,220 --> 01:16:10,100 Go, we go, we go, quickly..come we go 917 01:16:12,580 --> 01:16:15,540 No, no; I don't like the spiders. Im not gonna cross. 918 01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:17,660 I have an idea. 919 01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:31,660 I will blow them. 920 01:16:32,780 --> 01:16:34,500 Ob�lix, Panor�mix! 921 01:16:40,220 --> 01:16:41,500 Wait, Ob�lix, I'll teach you. 922 01:16:48,900 --> 01:16:52,020 Come here! Lets go! 923 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:57,500 Watchout for the cats. 924 01:17:12,180 --> 01:17:14,100 Horn, Roman. Here. 925 01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:16,860 Which way? Somewhere around, yes, yes. We -are here, Panor�mix. 926 01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:21,100 Ideafix, my dog! 927 01:17:22,820 --> 01:17:23,660 My bug! 928 01:17:28,220 --> 01:17:28,860 Ob�lix. 929 01:17:32,460 --> 01:17:35,100 The enemies' of our enemies are our friends 930 01:17:36,220 --> 01:17:39,100 Lets take advantage.lets leave. Off we go. 931 01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:40,180 Come,come. 932 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:47,500 Alert, alerts. The Romans attack. 933 01:17:47,780 --> 01:17:49,860 Punch them well or they will come more. 934 01:17:54,700 --> 01:17:56,580 Go we go, we already arrive. We go. 935 01:18:01,940 --> 01:18:03,660 Ob�lix? But if it is Ob�lix! 936 01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:05,500 Undoubtedly its me. Don't you recognize me? 937 01:18:05,740 --> 01:18:08,020 Why the hell you disguised as a Roman? 938 01:18:08,220 --> 01:18:09,180 Enough already. 939 01:18:14,660 --> 01:18:15,660 who is that? 940 01:18:15,860 --> 01:18:18,660 A prisoner of the Romans that we liberated. 941 01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:21,580 Yes. Esautom�tix removes his mask. 942 01:18:25,260 --> 01:18:26,580 Not this way , be careful. 943 01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:32,340 What are you waiting for? 944 01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:35,940 Go, remove his mask, by Tutatis. It is an order. 945 01:18:36,300 --> 01:18:37,180 As u like. 946 01:18:44,940 --> 01:18:47,660 Its Julio, Julio, Julio Caesar! 947 01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:51,500 We have captured Julio Caesar. I have captured Julio Caesar. 948 01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:54,660 How?... Ah! We have captured Julio Caesar. 949 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:58,100 The situation is more serious give what you think. 950 01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:03,660 Ob�lix, Ast�rix, Abrarac�rcix, and you, Julio Caesar, I wanna speak to you. 951 01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:06,660 Before that i want to change myself, I am tired of being a Roman. 952 01:19:09,260 --> 01:19:12,220 The troops of Detritus, they will attack us any moment now. 953 01:19:12,380 --> 01:19:14,660 And they are more a thousand times larger that us. 954 01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:17,100 Only a thousand times? We have the magic potion. 955 01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:19,420 We only have left little in the pot. 956 01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:21,660 Now they also have it. - What? 957 01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:24,900 Detritus forced me to prepare them magic potion. 958 01:19:25,060 --> 01:19:26,580 But he only have a small pot. 959 01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:29,660 With their numeric superiority, if they used the potion, 960 01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:32,700 Would be enough to decant the scale to their favor. 961 01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:35,260 And then, our town 962 01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:38,180 Would be erased from the map forever. 963 01:19:38,380 --> 01:19:43,100 And will be Caesar murdered by Detritus. What do you say, Caesar? 964 01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,420 What you say is correct, druid. 965 01:19:46,340 --> 01:19:48,580 But, I have a proposition to make to you. 966 01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:51,100 If you help me to recover my power, 967 01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:53,420 You will be exempt from giving taxes. 968 01:19:53,780 --> 01:19:58,100 And you will be able to continue living outside of the Roman law. 969 01:19:58,380 --> 01:20:00,500 What do you say, boss? Its very interesting. 970 01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:04,020 But maybe better if Petib�num becomes foreign trade zone. 971 01:20:04,220 --> 01:20:07,100 with the possibility give not to supervise our companies. 972 01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,580 Believe that you exaggerate, Gaul. 973 01:20:08,820 --> 01:20:10,260 This is the time to make business? 974 01:20:10,820 --> 01:20:14,780 Does some possibility give to conquer? yes. A minimal possibility. 975 01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,860 Ah! Which? Talk druida. 976 01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:19,020 I can make my potion more potent 977 01:20:19,220 --> 01:20:21,660 If I can add unicorn's milk of 2 heads. 978 01:20:21,860 --> 01:20:24,660 Of 2 heads? That animal was long gone before i was born. 979 01:20:24,860 --> 01:20:27,300 Mathusalix still has a little flask. 980 01:20:27,540 --> 01:20:31,260 Mathus�lix? And where is he? We have not seen to the crazy old one for years. 981 01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:32,340 True. 982 01:20:32,540 --> 01:20:35,860 How can you call my great-grandfather crazy if he's one that taught me everything? 983 01:20:36,060 --> 01:20:39,140 The Romans attack, boss. Boss, the Romans attack. 984 01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:40,260 From where? from where? 985 01:20:40,780 --> 01:20:42,140 From the behind door. 986 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:46,340 Its a trick. In fact they will attack from front. 987 01:20:46,540 --> 01:20:50,420 How do you know that? I invented that strategy. 988 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:05,500 Attacks! 989 01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:14,940 It is necessary to find Mathusalix. Follow me. 990 01:21:15,980 --> 01:21:17,500 Come! Yes, I go. 991 01:21:18,700 --> 01:21:21,660 Mathus�lix, where are you? We need you. 992 01:21:21,860 --> 01:21:23,900 Deaf already. How old will he be? 993 01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:26,860 About 200. He like to hide, he loves it. 994 01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:28,420 Continue being a joker. 995 01:21:31,180 --> 01:21:32,660 Mathus�lix! 996 01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:36,900 what is this? 997 01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:41,500 Its the end of his beard. Lets follow it. 998 01:21:42,820 --> 01:21:44,620 Did you discover it alone? Yes. 999 01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:46,540 Lets go. 1000 01:22:01,180 --> 01:22:02,860 Give me, give me, give me. With softness, gently. 1001 01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:05,140 With softness, Ob�lix. Yes, gently, yes. 1002 01:22:05,340 --> 01:22:06,500 Caught ya. 1003 01:22:10,620 --> 01:22:11,500 Is it him? 1004 01:22:13,260 --> 01:22:16,500 Mathus�lix, it excuses for the nuisance but this is a serious matter. 1005 01:22:16,740 --> 01:22:18,700 I need milk of unicorn with 2 heads. 1006 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:20,980 The survival of the town depends on it. 1007 01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:24,620 I have waited this moment for a lot of time. 1008 01:22:27,940 --> 01:22:30,100 I will not give it to you so easily. 1009 01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:30,900 What? 1010 01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:34,100 I will give it to you if you can answer my 2 questions. 1011 01:22:34,740 --> 01:22:36,700 Are u joking? The Romans are attacking us! 1012 01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:39,740 Don't treats him with rudeness. He is stubborn as a mule. 1013 01:22:39,980 --> 01:22:42,860 And I notice it of you too: You cannot make a mistake. 1014 01:22:44,740 --> 01:22:46,300 Good. First question. 1015 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:51,060 A beggar had a brother; this brother is dead. 1016 01:22:51,540 --> 01:22:55,340 But while he was alive the beggar didn't have any brother. Why? 1017 01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:57,980 Why? 1018 01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:17,700 Seven! Six! Attention is only 5 drops left water. 1019 01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:22,860 Five! Four! Three! 1020 01:23:23,660 --> 01:23:26,460 If you don't find the answer you can go and ask her to the Romans. 1021 01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:30,060 two! The beggar is a woman. 1022 01:23:30,700 --> 01:23:32,060 Valid answer. 1023 01:23:34,620 --> 01:23:36,660 All to the barricades! 1024 01:23:56,340 --> 01:23:59,100 Drink, drink the potion. I will look for more. 1025 01:24:07,420 --> 01:24:08,540 Attacks! Boss, boss. 1026 01:24:08,700 --> 01:24:09,540 What it happens? 1027 01:24:09,700 --> 01:24:12,460 We are in disadvantage with the Gauls. Give us magic potion. 1028 01:24:12,620 --> 01:24:16,220 lmposible! It is reserved for my personal use. 1029 01:24:16,420 --> 01:24:17,660 The troops are tired. 1030 01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:20,140 The Gauls also and soon they ran out of potion. 1031 01:24:21,260 --> 01:24:22,420 Go, I saw you enough. 1032 01:24:22,620 --> 01:24:25,100 And now, the second enigma. 1033 01:24:25,940 --> 01:24:30,260 I do not have a brother neither sister, but that man's son 1034 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:33,460 he is my father's son. Who is ? 1035 01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:37,380 Twenty drops! Twenty drops! 1036 01:24:38,220 --> 01:24:40,540 Slowly. I should keep for Ast�rix. 1037 01:24:41,260 --> 01:24:44,220 But, what the hell do they do? What the hell do they do? 1038 01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:03,060 I Am going to charge myself! I am going to charge myself! 1039 01:25:03,260 --> 01:25:05,060 Foward! Foward! 1040 01:25:12,140 --> 01:25:12,900 Five! 1041 01:25:13,220 --> 01:25:14,900 Believe, I believe that I already know it. 1042 01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:15,900 Four! 1043 01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:17,900 Say it once and for all. I am not sure . 1044 01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:18,940 Its the same, right now. 1045 01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:22,540 And u have another correct answer? Doesn't matter, I tell you. Say it! 1046 01:25:23,260 --> 01:25:25,380 One! Its, he is my father. 1047 01:25:25,740 --> 01:25:29,700 I already forgot the question. - Do you make fun of us? 1048 01:25:29,860 --> 01:25:32,860 No, but at my age I have error of memory. Its normal, right? 1049 01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:34,660 Clear. I strangle to this unfortunate one. 1050 01:25:36,620 --> 01:25:39,140 Ask : I do not have brother neither sister but the son of 1051 01:25:39,340 --> 01:25:41,580 That man is my father's son. Who is ? 1052 01:25:41,940 --> 01:25:43,980 The answer is: My father. 1053 01:25:45,540 --> 01:25:46,580 Valid answer. 1054 01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:48,420 Reason? Explaination. 1055 01:25:48,660 --> 01:25:49,700 If he says it. 1056 01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:51,780 As it was the first thing that happened to me. 1057 01:25:52,020 --> 01:25:54,900 Because it is the correct answer. but I said it without stopping to think. 1058 01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:56,900 The first thing that I thought . Shut up once and for all. 1059 01:25:57,060 --> 01:26:00,700 We need the vial! Oh, great druid! 1060 01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:11,940 The vial! 1061 01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:14,860 The vial! 1062 01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:20,420 Brave, ldeafix! Well done, my dog. 1063 01:26:20,620 --> 01:26:23,300 Brave, dog, brave! My dog! My dog! 1064 01:26:30,260 --> 01:26:33,340 Stop, unfortunate. For Tutatis. 1065 01:26:34,220 --> 01:26:35,420 There are still left! 1066 01:26:44,220 --> 01:26:46,860 Already. Drink, quick. - Ob�lix also? 1067 01:26:47,060 --> 01:26:50,540 Yes, yes. This milk changes the nature of the magic potion. 1068 01:26:50,740 --> 01:26:52,620 The effect may vary. You will already see. 1069 01:26:54,340 --> 01:26:57,660 Very good, very good. Their aftertaste is very pleasant. 1070 01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:06,500 Truth what am I able to do? I already told it to you. Quickly. 1071 01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:12,500 What will i notice? Wait a bit, and you will see. 1072 01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:05,620 Peque�ines, come, come. 1073 01:28:11,420 --> 01:28:12,380 Foward! 1074 01:28:14,820 --> 01:28:17,140 Attacks. Let us go! 1075 01:28:20,180 --> 01:28:21,060 Attacks! 1076 01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:31,380 Return to battle! 1077 01:28:37,020 --> 01:28:37,980 Other more. 1078 01:28:45,140 --> 01:28:46,380 There go. 1079 01:28:54,340 --> 01:28:58,540 Cowardly panda! Cochineals! Miserable! 1080 01:29:07,420 --> 01:29:09,900 At one o'clock... At two o'clock... 1081 01:29:12,540 --> 01:29:16,980 Now you will see, silly poor persons. Ja! Must i do everything. 1082 01:29:23,380 --> 01:29:24,100 Coarse. 1083 01:29:33,580 --> 01:29:35,700 You Did It very well. -the same to you 1084 01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:45,860 Caesar! 1085 01:29:46,780 --> 01:29:49,140 Ave, Caesar. Ave Caesar! 1086 01:29:49,940 --> 01:29:50,900 Legionaries. 1087 01:29:51,340 --> 01:29:54,340 The Gauls from this village they are from now on is our friends. 1088 01:29:55,340 --> 01:29:56,260 and our allies. 1089 01:29:56,460 --> 01:29:59,140 They pulled me from the treacherous claws of Detritus's. 1090 01:30:01,180 --> 01:30:02,980 Without them, i would be dead. 1091 01:30:05,380 --> 01:30:09,860 Your time has come, Detritus. Pity, noble Caesar, pity. 1092 01:30:10,740 --> 01:30:13,540 I don't knows what it happened me. I wasn't myself. 1093 01:30:13,740 --> 01:30:15,940 I lost my head . you do not know it well. 1094 01:30:18,900 --> 01:30:21,220 A moment, a moment, a moment, please. 1095 01:30:21,660 --> 01:30:25,700 Don't do it, Caesar. Good, I have played, and I have lost. 1096 01:30:25,700 --> 01:30:28,300 Now punish me, nothing more to be spoken. 1097 01:30:28,620 --> 01:30:30,380 You are worthless. Thank you. 1098 01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:32,900 Exactly, do you reflect, hey? 1099 01:30:33,340 --> 01:30:36,060 Always, always, there has to be somebody worthless 1100 01:30:36,260 --> 01:30:37,500 Near the power, no? 1101 01:30:37,740 --> 01:30:39,220 That's not true at all. silence, Gauls. 1102 01:30:39,380 --> 01:30:41,780 Shut Up you. -that avoids getting dirty hands. 1103 01:30:42,380 --> 01:30:44,620 I know how to make of everything, Caesar, of everything. 1104 01:30:44,820 --> 01:30:48,100 Spying, denouncing, betraying my friends. 1105 01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:51,700 All are it that more I like it. And the false testimonies, also. 1106 01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:53,100 Everything! You disgust me. 1107 01:30:53,340 --> 01:30:56,020 You know me very well. I disgust him, you already heard it. 1108 01:30:56,940 --> 01:30:59,540 Then Caesar, I won't disappoint you. 1109 01:31:00,340 --> 01:31:01,740 Danger, Caesar... 1110 01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:06,660 Danger from those traitors that are around to you. 1111 01:31:06,860 --> 01:31:08,860 and that you believe to be faithful and devote. 1112 01:31:09,420 --> 01:31:12,380 Who do you speak? I Talk of ... 1113 01:31:14,020 --> 01:31:15,980 Can't tell it to you in public. 1114 01:31:16,700 --> 01:31:18,060 Its unpleasant, Caesar. 1115 01:31:18,620 --> 01:31:19,340 Caesar. 1116 01:31:19,740 --> 01:31:24,100 If you are interested, I'll prepare you a list and then can we comment on it. 1117 01:31:25,380 --> 01:31:26,900 Take It. thanks. 1118 01:31:27,100 --> 01:31:29,540 come, I will make you a list that you will be surprised. 1119 01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:33,100 Many awaits the moment to give you a stab 1120 01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:36,700 in the back. They are friends, neighbors, even relatives. 1121 01:31:36,940 --> 01:31:39,540 Do you understand? Relatives. Come, Caesar! 1122 01:31:53,700 --> 01:31:54,580 Falbal�. 1123 01:31:56,340 --> 01:31:58,980 You are the tenth Ob�lix that I kiss tonight. 1124 01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:02,500 Yes, but I am the true Ob�lix. True! 1125 01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:05,060 The other ones were not more than imitations. 1126 01:32:06,180 --> 01:32:11,100 Falbal�, I have to speak to you. I have to tell you something. 1127 01:32:11,300 --> 01:32:12,620 Shoot, I listening. 1128 01:32:14,420 --> 01:32:17,620 Will you marry me? - Hey? Do you speak seriously? 1129 01:32:18,580 --> 01:32:19,620 Yes. Why? 1130 01:32:21,740 --> 01:32:25,220 Ob�lix, I love you a lot, as to a great brother. 1131 01:32:25,740 --> 01:32:28,380 Like to a friend, My great teddy Ob�lix. 1132 01:32:30,660 --> 01:32:34,660 But I love Tragic�mix. We'll marry next month. 1133 01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:38,900 Ah, yes? But if me... Pr�lix told me that you... 1134 01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:41,060 Pr�lix is only a cheater. 1135 01:32:42,740 --> 01:32:47,340 Don't be sad. I can't see you sad, Ob�lix. 1136 01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:50,900 Falbal�. 1137 01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:56,260 I should leave. Are you mad? You will always be my friend? 1138 01:32:56,740 --> 01:32:59,860 My great teddy Ob�lix. Do you promise it to me? 1139 01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:03,620 Do promise it to me? 1140 01:33:04,740 --> 01:33:06,940 That you promise it to me. Yes. 1141 01:33:24,940 --> 01:33:28,700 Panor�mix, can you give me more magic potion, please? 1142 01:33:29,180 --> 01:33:32,060 Are you joking? there' more than enough Ob�lix outside? 1143 01:33:32,220 --> 01:33:33,260 Its not for me. 1144 01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:45,020 Falbal�, I can speak with you 2 seconds more? 1145 01:33:45,260 --> 01:33:47,460 What do you want from her? No worries. 1146 01:33:47,660 --> 01:33:50,860 I'll return it to you at once. We go, they come with me. They come. 1147 01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:04,340 Falbal�, drink this. What is it? 1148 01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:07,220 It will not harm you. I also drank. 1149 01:34:07,820 --> 01:34:10,180 Come on drinks, please. Give me that pleasure. 1150 01:34:10,380 --> 01:34:11,420 Is it ok? 1151 01:34:16,660 --> 01:34:17,620 Not bad. 1152 01:34:20,140 --> 01:34:21,100 But... What? 1153 01:34:31,780 --> 01:34:34,740 Good, now you can go to look for your Tragic�mix. 1154 01:34:35,020 --> 01:34:36,660 Do you want to stay with me? 1155 01:34:38,700 --> 01:34:40,580 Believe that I have more than enough. I leave you. 1156 01:34:42,340 --> 01:34:43,220 Falbal�. 1157 01:34:48,300 --> 01:34:51,700 To your health, Romans. to your health, Asterix. 1158 01:35:02,020 --> 01:35:02,900 Have you seen? 1159 01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:20,500 Solo; Already tired of looking repeated. 1160 01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:21,580 Me also. 1161 01:35:21,780 --> 01:35:24,740 Imagine all the boars to feed them to all. 1162 01:35:32,380 --> 01:35:37,100 Ob�lix, Ob�lix, Ob�lix! 1163 01:35:37,820 --> 01:35:39,540 Ob�lix has disappeared. 1164 01:35:40,580 --> 01:35:42,460 will say the double he/she gives Ob�lix. 1165 01:35:42,660 --> 01:35:45,180 No, no, all. I looked for him everywhere and nowhere to be found 1166 01:35:45,420 --> 01:35:47,620 You Have Killed my friend. calm down. 1167 01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:51,100 The true Ob�lix will be somewhere as you are here. 1168 01:35:52,180 --> 01:35:53,940 A the best thing also disappears. -No. 1169 01:35:54,180 --> 01:35:57,060 How do you know it? Had you already used the milk unicorn ? 1170 01:35:57,700 --> 01:36:01,140 Me no, but Mathus�lix always used it. 1171 01:36:01,340 --> 01:36:03,660 And if there has been danger, he would have warned me. 1172 01:36:04,620 --> 01:36:06,660 Warned! That yokel is a perverse one. 1173 01:36:07,940 --> 01:36:10,660 I will not allows you to speak like that of my great-grandfather. 1174 01:36:10,900 --> 01:36:14,500 He has taught me everything... Whats wrong with you? 1175 01:36:14,820 --> 01:36:18,620 I feel strange. I sit down as if, i was empty. 1176 01:36:19,100 --> 01:36:21,060 I will also become in soap bubbles. 1177 01:36:22,740 --> 01:36:28,540 Right now, I have itches in the legs and in the ankles. 1178 01:36:30,260 --> 01:36:32,300 If the one that tickles me is ldeafix. 1179 01:36:32,740 --> 01:36:35,700 But what do you want, my dog? What going on? Where do you take me? 1180 01:36:36,580 --> 01:36:39,140 In my place to himself would you take the opportunity of the situation. 1181 01:36:39,340 --> 01:36:41,380 You no? No, me no. No. 1182 01:36:43,260 --> 01:36:47,060 Not that i dont want... I just want you to kiss me without desire. 1183 01:36:49,700 --> 01:36:51,140 In the mouth? 1184 01:37:01,140 --> 01:37:01,980 Falbal�! 1185 01:37:02,740 --> 01:37:05,700 Ob�lix, Ob�lix. Falbal�. 1186 01:37:05,900 --> 01:37:08,540 Are you the true one. Falbala. 1187 01:37:09,420 --> 01:37:11,100 Of Course it's me, why? 1188 01:37:11,340 --> 01:37:13,300 Because the other ones, Ob�lix, They all have disappeared. 1189 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:16,140 And the other ones, Asterix, also. Yes, like Falbala. 1190 01:37:16,340 --> 01:37:19,540 Yes, as Falbal�. That is to have bad luck. 1191 01:37:19,740 --> 01:37:22,540 On everything for... Yes. for Falbal�. 1192 01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:25,540 Go. They say that the wrong gives loves it doesn't last a lifetime. 1193 01:37:25,700 --> 01:37:28,900 With the time leave good memories. And you have me. 1194 01:37:29,100 --> 01:37:31,340 Yes, less than bad I have you. Less bad. 1195 01:37:31,540 --> 01:37:32,340 Less bad. 1196 01:37:45,420 --> 01:37:47,100 Already go. Wait for me! 1197 01:37:47,300 --> 01:37:49,260 My Caius Bonus. No, no, no, finished. 1198 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:52,380 Its the last time, only a last time. 1199 01:37:52,580 --> 01:37:56,020 Greet the Egyptian! you have gone away to Caius Bonus. 1200 01:37:56,260 --> 01:37:59,540 Everyone has left without fighting for the last time. 1201 01:38:06,700 --> 01:38:10,660 Ob�lix comes, don't put that face. It is the victory, we have won. 1202 01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:14,420 Yes, but I have lost everything. 1203 01:38:14,740 --> 01:38:15,580 My friends: 1204 01:38:15,820 --> 01:38:18,700 this afternoon we celebrate two important events. 1205 01:38:18,940 --> 01:38:21,060 Our victory on the Romans. 1206 01:38:21,220 --> 01:38:22,180 Well! Well done! 1207 01:38:22,580 --> 01:38:25,700 And Obelix's anniversary. Good!You fell down within the magical potion 1208 01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:29,620 When you are a baby. 1209 01:38:29,940 --> 01:38:30,900 Ob�lix! 1210 01:38:31,060 --> 01:38:34,020 In the friendship, the banquets, the Romans, the cakes. 1211 01:38:34,260 --> 01:38:35,180 Ob�lix! 1212 01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:38,380 Famous you are for making menhirs. 1213 01:38:38,660 --> 01:38:39,540 Ob�lix! 1214 01:38:39,740 --> 01:38:43,060 Will never become bigger if the love blushes. 1215 01:38:47,580 --> 01:38:49,660 And now, the cake. 1216 01:39:03,740 --> 01:39:06,100 They are yours. Caesar has participated. 1217 01:39:16,980 --> 01:39:18,220 Come, Ob�lix. 1218 01:39:37,340 --> 01:39:40,060 You. Yes, you, you, you. 1219 01:39:48,140 --> 01:39:49,700 You, you, you, you, you. 1220 01:39:50,420 --> 01:39:52,260 Here. No. 1221 01:39:52,500 --> 01:39:54,380 Right here. No. 1222 01:39:55,580 --> 01:39:56,300 Yes! 1223 01:40:16,820 --> 01:40:20,140 Always the hard hitter. You destroy the cake in one go 1224 01:40:20,340 --> 01:40:22,500 I always tell it to him. Hes is a glutton. 1225 01:40:23,300 --> 01:40:24,980 Ob�lix, Ob�lix. 1226 01:40:27,660 --> 01:40:30,540 Ob�lix, Ob�lix. 1227 01:40:33,660 --> 01:40:36,860 I want to sing. I want to sing. 95919