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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,628 --> 00:00:01,928 Do you think this is right? 2 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:05,465 Well, Mr K said to meet Nikhil here, so I guess so. 3 00:00:05,677 --> 00:00:08,348 Do we really need another person? 4 00:00:08,979 --> 00:00:11,918 Well, apparently it's a big job today, 5 00:00:11,941 --> 00:00:13,806 and Nikhil is supposed to be the best. 6 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:16,490 So we need to be totally focussed. 7 00:00:16,570 --> 00:00:17,601 Totally. 8 00:00:17,881 --> 00:00:19,348 - Yeah? - Yeah. 9 00:00:19,647 --> 00:00:20,698 Good. 10 00:00:21,130 --> 00:00:22,239 You hungry, Fran? 11 00:00:22,916 --> 00:00:25,157 Um, a bit I guess, yeah. A little bit. 12 00:00:25,173 --> 00:00:26,332 I made you an egg sandwich. 13 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:29,720 I dread to think how long that's been sweating in that glove box. 14 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:32,810 Made it specially for you, so you might just wanna have a bite. 15 00:00:33,195 --> 00:00:34,836 Go on, have a bite. 16 00:00:40,949 --> 00:00:44,093 Ooh. I love April Fool's! 17 00:00:44,117 --> 00:00:46,758 Of course you do. It's basically Christmas for idiots. 18 00:00:47,015 --> 00:00:50,556 There is a lot more where that came from. 19 00:00:50,595 --> 00:00:52,922 - Yeah. - I've got the fly in the ice cube... 20 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,810 Remember the glasses and the moustache and... 21 00:00:54,907 --> 00:00:57,082 - Yeah. - Oh, my! And a whoopee cushion. 22 00:00:57,109 --> 00:01:00,370 Obvs. Er, we've got the fake gun. 23 00:01:00,405 --> 00:01:02,650 Jamie, that's a real gun. 24 00:01:02,861 --> 00:01:05,779 Oh. Er... Oh. 25 00:01:06,090 --> 00:01:08,324 Bang! 26 00:01:08,490 --> 00:01:10,981 - "Bang." Ohh. - Look, can you just stop? 27 00:01:11,090 --> 00:01:13,902 I need this to go well. The rest of my life's a total mess. 28 00:01:13,930 --> 00:01:16,996 Dare I ask, how is that Joao situation? 29 00:01:17,109 --> 00:01:20,057 Actually, it's... it's improved. It's sort of sorted now, really. 30 00:01:20,073 --> 00:01:22,530 We've agreed that, um, he's gonna keep the flat 31 00:01:22,688 --> 00:01:24,404 and I get the sofa. 32 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:27,023 Unfortunately the sofa's in the flat and he's got the keys, but... 33 00:01:27,244 --> 00:01:29,159 - I mean... - Sounds a bit tricky, mate, but... 34 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,738 Do you know what? Change can actually be a really good thing. 35 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:36,558 You know, like I've changed from brushing my teeth 36 00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:38,114 to just popping a few Smints. 37 00:01:38,134 --> 00:01:40,360 I won't lie, I had noticed that difference. 38 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:44,282 I want to make a deal with you. You cut yourself some slack 39 00:01:44,426 --> 00:01:46,037 and I'll start brushing my teeth. 40 00:01:46,130 --> 00:01:47,250 - Yeah? - Great. Deal. 41 00:01:47,262 --> 00:01:48,632 Ow! What? 42 00:01:50,055 --> 00:01:52,756 Just stop it. No more pranks. Please. 43 00:01:54,339 --> 00:01:56,890 Right, um, do you think that's him? 44 00:01:57,234 --> 00:01:58,666 God, he looks terrifying. 45 00:02:17,347 --> 00:02:18,748 Open door! 46 00:02:19,012 --> 00:02:21,320 - Open the fucking door! - Open the door. 47 00:02:33,523 --> 00:02:35,052 Good morning. 48 00:02:35,663 --> 00:02:37,316 I am Nikhil. 49 00:02:41,644 --> 00:02:43,204 Good morning, Nikhil. 50 00:02:45,079 --> 00:02:47,977 - Synced and corrected by chamallow 51 00:02:52,993 --> 00:02:56,534 So, um, what about you, Nikhil? Um... 52 00:02:57,242 --> 00:02:59,810 - Is there a Mrs Nikhil? - Dead. 53 00:03:00,051 --> 00:03:02,090 God, I'm so sorry. Um... 54 00:03:03,328 --> 00:03:05,210 - Kids? - Dead. 55 00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:08,416 - Pets? - Two gerbils. 56 00:03:08,426 --> 00:03:10,931 - Aw, that's nice. - Both dead. 57 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,219 One target down. 58 00:03:16,302 --> 00:03:18,354 - Only seven more. - Seven?! 59 00:03:18,544 --> 00:03:20,883 Our witness in court case. 60 00:03:20,923 --> 00:03:23,141 We hit all by tomorrow morning. 61 00:03:28,136 --> 00:03:30,004 Nikhil, if you're hungry... 62 00:03:30,023 --> 00:03:32,173 - Jamie, no. No. - 'Cos I've got, um, 63 00:03:32,188 --> 00:03:35,675 a really delicious egg sandwich with your name on. 64 00:03:58,743 --> 00:04:02,245 OK, target number two in flat over wall. 65 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:08,874 - Hm. That's a big wall. - Big wall. 66 00:04:08,893 --> 00:04:10,153 What's the plan? 67 00:04:10,182 --> 00:04:11,753 Well, I think you should give me a leg up. 68 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:13,435 Oh, I gave you a leg up last time. 69 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:16,439 Er, no, you didn't 'cos I distinctly remember I gave you a leg up 70 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:18,848 when you'd trodden in dog shit and it was all over my hands. 71 00:04:18,918 --> 00:04:20,817 Oh, yeah. Let's play a game. 72 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:24,844 I'm gonna think of a person and if you can guess who I'm thinking of, 73 00:04:24,852 --> 00:04:26,856 - then I will give you the leg up. - That's ridiculous. 74 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,205 - Why? - Because it's like 75 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:33,214 - a one in seven billion chance I'll get it right. - OK, we'll narrow it down to... 76 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:36,142 - the people in this van. - Fine. 77 00:04:36,575 --> 00:04:38,696 - Is it me? - Wait, I'm not ready yet. 78 00:04:42,672 --> 00:04:43,676 OK, go. 79 00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:45,715 - Is it me? - Yes. 80 00:04:45,722 --> 00:04:46,757 Yes, it is me. 81 00:04:56,503 --> 00:04:59,008 Done. We go now. 82 00:05:02,287 --> 00:05:03,930 I didn't even know he left the van. 83 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:05,692 He's incredible. 84 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,280 Incredible at killing people, maybe. 85 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,570 But I bet he can't guess who I'm thinking of. 86 00:05:10,957 --> 00:05:13,871 One who look like weakling schoolboy. 87 00:05:16,923 --> 00:05:18,744 - Does he mean me? - Yeah. 88 00:05:19,207 --> 00:05:21,530 Wow. He's good. 89 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:31,783 - Nice work. - No touch. 90 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,272 Sorry. 91 00:05:35,113 --> 00:05:38,050 - I should get this. - I check body go down. 92 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,417 Mr K? 93 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:42,389 Yeah, no, we're up and running. 94 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:46,042 Nikhil? Very efficient. Mm. 95 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:50,196 Er, yeah. I mean, Jamie's really busy doing, um... 96 00:05:50,629 --> 00:05:54,461 er, stuff. Yeah, she's... she's super on it. Um, 97 00:05:54,573 --> 00:05:56,250 yeah, I'll check in when we're done. 98 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:57,710 OK. 99 00:05:59,874 --> 00:06:01,192 Are you going to do anything today? 100 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:04,077 - I've come up with the perfect way to trick him. - I mean, anything useful. 101 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,684 One Martini, extra fly. 102 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:09,835 - I don't think he's gonna see that coming. - Jamie, you've got to stop this, it's embarrassing. 103 00:06:10,215 --> 00:06:12,429 We're starting to work like professionals for once 104 00:06:12,449 --> 00:06:15,722 - and if you can't help, then just don't get in the way. - Fine. 105 00:06:17,490 --> 00:06:19,594 So, where to next, Nikhil? 106 00:06:24,939 --> 00:06:26,748 It's a whoopee cushion. 107 00:06:33,607 --> 00:06:37,697 Next location, security camera here, here and here. 108 00:06:37,799 --> 00:06:41,160 We go in back way. Bang, bang, bang. You cover me. 109 00:06:41,573 --> 00:06:43,490 Sounds like a plan. 110 00:06:43,621 --> 00:06:45,051 What about me? 111 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:47,784 You wait here. 112 00:06:52,249 --> 00:06:54,900 Fran. We going for that drink or what? 113 00:06:54,905 --> 00:06:57,945 - What? So you just abandon me in the middle of nowhere again? - Oh, come on. 114 00:06:58,529 --> 00:07:00,525 Looks like that long Highland hike did you good. 115 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:03,093 Yeah. That's probably the stone I lost due to crippling diarrhoea 116 00:07:03,109 --> 00:07:06,744 from drinking from a stream. But... thanks. 117 00:07:06,751 --> 00:07:08,012 Go away. 118 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:10,518 Who's your friend 119 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:13,055 and what's with his frickin' do? 120 00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:16,670 That's Nikhil. Mr K asked us to work with him today. 121 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:18,316 Wow. 122 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:20,257 The Nikhil. 123 00:07:20,699 --> 00:07:23,861 So Mr K sent you a babysitter. That's adorable. 124 00:07:23,885 --> 00:07:25,977 Yeah, uh... We don't... Well, he's not a babysitter. 125 00:07:26,006 --> 00:07:27,548 I mean, we've got a lot of work on so... 126 00:07:27,557 --> 00:07:29,688 Does he give you a snack after school? 127 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,382 Does he read you a bedtime story? 128 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:35,199 Yeah, does he read you a bedtime story? 129 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:37,723 - I just said that, Charles. - Oh, yeah. Does he like... 130 00:07:38,044 --> 00:07:40,335 record the story on audiobook maybe? 131 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,999 - It's the same thing, Charles. - Yep. 132 00:07:42,023 --> 00:07:43,701 Final warning. 133 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,549 Hey, Jamie, who's this? 134 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:47,466 Final warning. 135 00:07:47,665 --> 00:07:49,508 That is so Nikhil. 136 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,421 Charles is a very gifted impressionist. 137 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:54,222 Final warning. I am big, scary man 138 00:07:54,251 --> 00:07:57,529 - with mullet and muscles... - Charles, grow up, we're working. 139 00:07:57,554 --> 00:07:59,772 Charles, grow up, we're working. 140 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:01,295 - Argh! - Hey! 141 00:08:01,319 --> 00:08:03,134 Please! I have a really delicate trachea! 142 00:08:03,138 --> 00:08:05,395 - Apologise to schoolboy lady. - Who? 143 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:08,037 He means me, but it's... it's a sign of respect. 144 00:08:08,124 --> 00:08:10,459 I'm sorry. 145 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,876 Sorry, Fran! Sorry, Fran! 146 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:15,566 Probably enough. 147 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:22,575 - Ready to work? - Let's do it. 148 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:31,005 Ahh! 149 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,205 Ooh. 150 00:09:41,257 --> 00:09:43,530 I can't believe how smoothly today's gone. 151 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:45,890 Makes a nice change, to be honest with you. 152 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,024 Cool. 153 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,619 From now on, we will work together. 154 00:10:01,422 --> 00:10:04,617 Mr K tell me look you and Jamie, 155 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:07,575 choose new partner. I choose you. 156 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:11,831 I... didn't realise that was a... 157 00:10:12,249 --> 00:10:14,894 Um... I'm very flattered. 158 00:10:16,821 --> 00:10:18,187 What about Jamie? 159 00:10:18,722 --> 00:10:20,264 She take break. 160 00:10:20,492 --> 00:10:22,662 Play with toys another place. 161 00:10:26,465 --> 00:10:28,522 - I don't know... - Trust me. 162 00:10:29,014 --> 00:10:30,813 Is better for her, 163 00:10:31,406 --> 00:10:33,330 is very better for you. 164 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:58,825 What? 165 00:10:59,734 --> 00:11:01,457 Why are you trying to be like Nikhil? 166 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,388 I'm not. 167 00:11:05,426 --> 00:11:07,328 You know he's a proper nut-job, yeah? 168 00:11:07,342 --> 00:11:09,030 You saw what he did to Charles. 169 00:11:11,132 --> 00:11:13,662 I just can't wait for today to be over 170 00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:15,432 and for us to get back to normal. 171 00:11:19,673 --> 00:11:21,021 Fran? 172 00:11:24,605 --> 00:11:27,105 - Have you ever thought about taking a break? - What do you mean? 173 00:11:27,198 --> 00:11:30,861 Oh, you know, you could spend some more time on your... 174 00:11:32,198 --> 00:11:35,793 ... pranks, and maybe I could... 175 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,441 go and work with Nikhil. 176 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,251 So... 177 00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:41,818 You and Nikhil? 178 00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,954 Is this an April Fool's joke? 179 00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:46,108 No, Jamie, it's not. 180 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:49,475 Perhaps you should just mix it up a bit. 181 00:11:49,485 --> 00:11:52,300 You know, I do my thing and you do your thing. 182 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:56,177 Still be best mates. 183 00:12:03,235 --> 00:12:06,523 Mr K give me next target location. We go now. 184 00:12:06,552 --> 00:12:08,449 Do you know what, Nikhil? Why don't you just sit up here? 185 00:12:08,488 --> 00:12:09,903 - Yeah? - Jamie. Jamie. 186 00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:12,627 - I warmed your seat for you. - Jamie, please, don't be... 187 00:12:30,852 --> 00:12:32,214 Drive. 188 00:12:52,324 --> 00:12:54,080 You come with me. 189 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,104 - You... - I know, I know. Wait here. 190 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,060 Why would the target be here? 191 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:16,490 No guns. 192 00:13:33,362 --> 00:13:35,410 Hello, Fran. 193 00:13:38,406 --> 00:13:40,322 Christiaan Krige. 194 00:13:41,096 --> 00:13:42,842 AKA... 195 00:13:44,204 --> 00:13:45,687 Mr K. 196 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,270 Do we shake or do we kiss? 197 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,511 Best of both worlds, eh? 198 00:13:59,552 --> 00:14:02,060 So, you and Nikhil. 199 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,220 Yes, very exciting. 200 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,159 Kan julle stop met die fokken geraas?! 201 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,392 I'm trying to have a fucking meeting here! 202 00:14:11,065 --> 00:14:12,718 Cards on the table. 203 00:14:12,889 --> 00:14:15,980 I'm looking to streamline. 204 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:18,749 The pound is not what it was. 205 00:14:19,264 --> 00:14:22,542 Small businessmen such as myself... 206 00:14:22,581 --> 00:14:25,670 ... are having to tighten our belts. 207 00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,751 I won't fucking tell you again! 208 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:37,084 I was thinking of dropping you and your partner. 209 00:14:37,415 --> 00:14:41,179 But then Nikhil lost his number two last week... 210 00:14:41,276 --> 00:14:43,864 attack of conscience, such a shame... 211 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:46,097 so you're in luck. 212 00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:49,555 Well, I... I... can't wait to get started. 213 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:52,021 Well, then, congratulations! 214 00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:54,894 I suppose the only thing now 215 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,620 is for you to do a bit of streamlining of your own. 216 00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:02,116 Tie up the loose end. 217 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,719 Sorry, um, loose end's not quite... 218 00:15:04,762 --> 00:15:07,593 Yes, what's-her-name? Jamie. 219 00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:09,135 Jamie? 220 00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:14,758 No, you can't... 221 00:15:14,787 --> 00:15:17,140 Do we have a problem here? 222 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,914 No, there's no problem. 223 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,478 Lekker. 224 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,615 Could you boys show a bit more sensitivity 225 00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:35,006 when I'm having a meeting? 226 00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:37,127 You are so embarrassing! 227 00:15:38,469 --> 00:15:39,919 We go now. 228 00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:56,888 Usual place, yes? 229 00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:59,305 Then we... 230 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,743 Jamie. 231 00:16:14,393 --> 00:16:16,645 - Jamie. - We're not talking. 232 00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:19,820 Jamie, you really, really, really need to listen to me. 233 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,490 Jamie. 234 00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:37,300 ♪ Jamie, you're in danger ♪ 235 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:40,573 ♪ Mr K has ordered me to kill you... ♪ 236 00:16:40,603 --> 00:16:41,994 What?! 237 00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:45,540 I love this one. It's amazing. 238 00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:48,073 Really, really good, actually. It's a banger. 239 00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:49,430 ♪ Ahhhh! ♪ 240 00:16:49,484 --> 00:16:51,565 ♪ Hoo-hoo-hooo ♪ 241 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:06,162 ♪ Don't speak, you'll attract his attention ♪ 242 00:17:06,186 --> 00:17:09,415 ♪ Just look as if you're singing the song ♪ 243 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:12,300 ♪ Ooooh, you're the one that I want ♪ 244 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:15,228 ♪ I'll meet you on the downtown train ♪ 245 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:19,868 ♪ That's great, but ideally you'd stick to the subject at hand ♪ 246 00:17:23,865 --> 00:17:27,513 ♪ OK, we're gonna drive to the usual spot ♪ 247 00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:30,931 ♪ And then you'll behave as everything's cool ♪ 248 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:34,740 ♪ And then on my command I'll give you a signal ♪ 249 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,995 ♪ The perfect signal ♪ 250 00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:40,308 ♪ OK, Fran, then what? ♪ 251 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:43,231 ♪ I don't know ♪ 252 00:17:43,289 --> 00:17:47,140 ♪ But what I do know is that I will come through for you ♪ 253 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:50,196 ♪ I've got all that it takes to win out ♪ 254 00:17:50,245 --> 00:17:53,660 ♪ And that's we will do, we will do it together ♪ 255 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,867 ♪ Just me and you ♪ 256 00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:57,521 - ♪ Fran? ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 257 00:17:57,545 --> 00:18:00,230 - ♪ I'm scared ♪ - ♪ Me too ♪ 258 00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:02,560 ♪ I'm shitting myself ♪ 259 00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:29,740 This time we all go. 260 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:01,180 So where's the target? 261 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:08,719 Fran. 262 00:19:08,744 --> 00:19:11,020 No, no, no, no! No! 263 00:19:12,742 --> 00:19:14,430 I should do it. 264 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:29,028 I'm really sorry, Jamie. 265 00:19:29,495 --> 00:19:32,260 No more talk. Just shoot. 266 00:19:34,442 --> 00:19:37,520 You're the boss. Run, Jamie! Run! 267 00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,585 Aarrgghh! 268 00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:48,453 Shit, he must have a bullet proof vest on. 269 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,500 Aarrgghh! 270 00:20:21,562 --> 00:20:24,111 - I'm almost out. - Me too. 271 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,934 We need to get to the van. 272 00:20:27,023 --> 00:20:28,595 There's a spare gun in there. 273 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,853 Argh! 274 00:20:35,207 --> 00:20:38,267 Fucking hell! You shot my fucking foot! 275 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:41,126 I thought you were Russian or something? 276 00:20:41,146 --> 00:20:43,028 I'm from Doncaster! 277 00:20:43,817 --> 00:20:45,354 Who would you hire, 278 00:20:45,363 --> 00:20:48,617 Nikhil from Kiev or Nicholas from Mexborough? 279 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,135 That makes sense. 280 00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:52,757 - The voice, the wig... - The what?! 281 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:55,220 Come on, mate. You're not fooling anyone. 282 00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:57,129 You nasty bastards! 283 00:20:58,179 --> 00:21:00,524 Argh! 284 00:21:00,548 --> 00:21:02,265 Yes. 285 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,767 Oh! 286 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:19,108 - Fran. - Get the gun, Jamie! Quickly, go! 287 00:21:25,392 --> 00:21:28,879 Argh! My foot! Arrgghh! 288 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,674 Ow! 289 00:21:30,781 --> 00:21:32,838 Jamie, he's coming! 290 00:21:50,499 --> 00:21:52,740 Ta-ra, duck. 291 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,911 April Fool's. 292 00:22:13,798 --> 00:22:15,233 How's the leg? 293 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,441 I'll live. 294 00:22:17,577 --> 00:22:19,124 This is crazy. 295 00:22:20,311 --> 00:22:21,824 I know, right? 296 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,243 I'm terrified. 297 00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:28,098 But also so excited I'm going to be sick. 298 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,462 It's Madame Tussauds all over again. 299 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,568 I can't believe we're on the run. 300 00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,202 Where are we gonna go? 301 00:22:34,509 --> 00:22:36,342 Don't know. I mean, 302 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:40,091 - anywhere we just blend in, I guess. - Japan. 303 00:22:44,789 --> 00:22:46,657 I should get rid of this, you know? 304 00:22:46,803 --> 00:22:48,817 Mr K will be able to track us. 305 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:55,199 - Oh, God, it's Liz. - Good luck. 306 00:23:02,496 --> 00:23:03,848 Liz. 307 00:23:04,101 --> 00:23:05,982 - Fran. - Liz. 308 00:23:06,707 --> 00:23:08,584 You still playing hard to get 309 00:23:08,672 --> 00:23:11,837 or do you wanna stop fucking around and grab that drink tonight? 310 00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:13,672 Can't tonight, I'm afraid. 311 00:23:14,022 --> 00:23:16,526 - We're off on holiday. - Interesting. 312 00:23:16,779 --> 00:23:19,294 - Where? - Not Japan. 313 00:23:19,493 --> 00:23:22,757 Er, not that Japan isn't nice, but not Japan. 314 00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:24,887 We don't know. 315 00:23:26,512 --> 00:23:28,745 I really hope you're around when I get back. 316 00:23:31,264 --> 00:23:32,762 Me too. 317 00:23:34,324 --> 00:23:35,852 Bye, Fran. 318 00:23:42,777 --> 00:23:45,516 Fran, are we gonna be OK? 319 00:23:45,988 --> 00:23:47,772 Of course we are. 320 00:23:48,341 --> 00:23:50,384 We'll stick together, we've got each other. 321 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,323 Aw. 322 00:23:56,682 --> 00:23:58,063 You know... 323 00:23:59,444 --> 00:24:01,846 you really need to start brushing because those Smints 324 00:24:01,866 --> 00:24:04,459 just aren't cutting it. They really aren't. 325 00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,975 Don't laugh, it makes it worse. 326 00:24:08,237 --> 00:24:10,440 It's disgusting. 327 00:24:12,725 --> 00:24:15,517 Mr K, it's me, your number one. 328 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:17,517 It's Liz. 329 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,415 Liz and Charles Liz. 330 00:24:21,471 --> 00:24:22,765 We got the location. 331 00:24:22,877 --> 00:24:24,346 We'll get on their tail. 332 00:24:25,085 --> 00:24:26,870 I'll call you when it's done. 333 00:24:27,891 --> 00:24:30,362 - Let's move, Charles! - Yes, mamacita. 334 00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:40,301 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - 23537

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