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What's the wicked witch in "Sleeping Beauty" called?

Who knows? Alice!

Cruella!

No, wrong!

- Who knows? - Maleficent.

Someone's daddy guessed right, well done.

But it doesn't count because he's not playing.

- Maybe we'd better go. - No, Carlotta's having fun.

Carlotta's having fun?

Let's at least wait for the cake.

You're grown up, you remember more things.

Even grown ups forget the Seven Dwarves' names.

Want to bet that daddy can't remember?

- What is it? - Oh dear, Bruno!

- I'm driving. - Daddy, you're always serious.

Okay, well...

Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Snoopy...

Snoopy!

- Snoopy! - Forget it.

- What'll we do now? - What's up?

I'll drop off Livia and spend time with Carlotta. Call Damiano.

- I've got catechism at:00! - I know, don't worry.

- Mom gets mad if I skip it. - Carlotta, we're going.

Better not answer, no!

M�te!

- Belinda. Where's Damiano? - He came to see me.

- Coming home? - No...

Come on. We're here.

Will you take me home, please?

Are you nuts? I have to take her to catechism.

- Your place is miles away. - Where the hell are we?

- How about skipping catechism? - M�te, cut it out!

Get out here, take a cab.

- M�te! - Hi.

I came to see you, but you were out so I stayed with Belinda.

- She's nuts. Where were you? - With Bruno.

- Want some? - No.

- Why? - Don't feel like it.

- Are you mad? - No.

- He's mad. - Why?

Forget it.

You're right to be pissed off.

- He hit on me. - What?

- I swear. - I believe you.

Can't you see she's stoned?

The other day, he hit on Sofia too.

She told me that joints turn him into an octopus.

- I can imagine. - Stop taking the piss!

I'm going, you're making me mad now.

Don't get mad. You're a man, I'm a woman: It's normal.

It's normal, but...

He said he gives good massages, what a clich�.

- You bitch. I didn't do anything. - If I lie, interrupt me, okay?

"I'll give you a massage, it'll help you relax."

He straddled me and I felt his hands getting lower.

He said: "Maybe I'll expose your back..."

- Not true. - You deny it, you swine?

I got up and he had a hard-on.

- No way! - Try and deny it.

It was normal, not hard...

- You're a real scuzz. - She's trying to get you mad.

- How about Chinese take-out? - No, I'm busy.

- What? - You're coming with me, right?

Oh, yes.

What a shame, we'd have fun.

- Can't you find an excuse? - Can't we?

- I'm sorry, but no. - We can't.

Why don't you come with us?

No, I don't feel like going out.

Will you be long?

Dunno.

Why did you say we were busy?

I have to do something tonight.

- Like what? - Stuff for work.

Don't go to my place when I'm not there.

You don't believe Belinda? She was stoned, crazy.

You think I'd hit on your sister?

Anyway, I think that Belinda and Sofia...

- What? - I pick up certain vibes.

If I had hit on them, where's the harm?

You don't understand shit!

Come on, M�te!

Promise you won't go back there.

Swear.

Okay, I swear.

A job like mine allows you to travel

and makes life interesting, always on the move.

For example, this month I've been to Paris, Barcelona and New York...

If I didn't know them so well,

I couldn't describe the Ramblas, the Sagrada Familia, Montmartre...

I'm always in a hurry: A rendezvous, a meeting,

an appointment... I'm always so busy.

I think that for today's women, professional fulfilment...

is crucial.

Crucial.

Yes.

This is the third year that I'll spend August on a boat: So relaxing!

It's the best way to meet strangers who love the sea as much as I do.

- That's the way to unwind. - Boats are relaxing.

I turn on my cell phone once a week, for important stuff.

But my colleagues know I'm on holiday...

so they leave me in peace.

Look me in the eyes.

No, we'll split it.

- Gallantry is a fake form of... - I'd like to.

For pity's sake, I know that.

I'm not insulting you,

I realized you're kind right away,

but the man paying because he's supposed to is a divisive act.

- Okay, we'll split it. - Good boy.

That's more like it.

Tell me a bit about you.

You haven't said a thing. Acting mysterious?

No, I'm just interested in your life.

Yes... make me talk to keep yourself hidden.

Sneaky!

I didn't think you were so sly.

I won't drive you home because I live close by

and I don't want to go home alone.

We've three options: Come to my place for a drink,

take the car and return it tomorrow.

Or call a cab, but they're tough to find on Thursdays.

Or come up, have a drink and sleep over...

and call a taxi tomorrow.

What do you think?

What a trauma! You know the Roosevelt?

- Where they took John Lennon for... - Right, there!

I used to visit a friend who lives there...

It was dreadful!

A real trauma, I wouldn't even take a taxi there now.

I read that women take three times as long

to recover from traumas.

Says a lot about the male-female dynamic, huh?

Oh God, what was I saying?

- I'm a bit drunk, aren't I? - You're beautiful.

You too.

No, I don't want to.

Get out.

What?

Why did you kiss me? We hardly know each other!

Get out, call a taxi!

- You said they were tough to find. - You know that was bullshit.

Yeah, I thought it was odd.

You're really leaving?

- Don't you like me anymore. - Of course, but...

Hello?

Send a taxi to Via...

What street is this?

No, actually no...

I've changed my mind.

- Are you asleep? - Yes.

Where are you going?

Nowhere.

Yes, it's interesting but...

You could do a lesson

about handwriting's most indicative characteristics.

It'd be great, lots of people would come!

Okay, I'll think it over and see if...

Excuse me a second.

I don't believe it...

I'm so sorry, there must have been a mix up.

I'll come to the office immediately.

- What's up? - Honey, wait a second.

Shit!

Where are you going?

Why are you dressed?

I was cold, I put on my t-shirt, pants...

- How about some coffee? - No, I'll go to the caf�.

What's up?

What's happened?

My life's shit.

All lies.

This city is disgusting.

They should burn it!

No, Beatrice, no...

What are you saying?

You're just on a downer because we had a bit to drink...

Come on.

I thought you'd left.

All men leave here before dawn.

They scribble me notes with their phone numbers.

Or just their e-mail addresses, can you imagine?

Your taxi will be here in 3 minutes.

Your jacket.

I'll call you on Monday.

I'll try to find the concert tickets and we'll go together.

Okay, great.

Did you enjoy it?

Yes.

Yes, very much.

Chin up, okay?

Chin up?

Why?

- Just because... - You feel sorry for me.

- No! - You wouldn't say it otherwise.

- No. - Why say it then?

- It's like saying "come on". - What do you think of me?

- I want to know. - My taxi's here.

What do I care? I want to know what you think of me!

What the hell do you think of me?

Bastard!

All bastards!

I hope something really serious happened to you.

Why?

Sorry, Bruno.

Please forgive me, I completely forgot.

- You're unreliable, you don't care! - I wasn't at home, my cell phone...

- You don't care about friends, work! - I didn't mean to, please...

I went or we'd have lost around 3,000 euros!

You don't care about money, you don't need it!

You don't need to work, you're rich!

But you still take advantage of houses of people you disdain, don't you?

- I apologized, what can I do? - It's too late to do anything.

You can't do this, how the fuck can you live like this?

- Can't you see? - Stop it.

I said sorry.

I'm sorry for you, I'm sorry for Carlotta,

but I have my problems too.

You've got problems? Let's talk about them!

Leave me alone.

- All of you, leave me alone. - All of who?

Hi.

Not answering?

Who keeps calling? What've you done?

You didn't sleep here last night.

I made it today. I haven't tried it, I waited for you.

- Have you had supper? - We're having it.

Damiano said there's a party at Palazzo Fendi tonight.

- Has he been here? - No, he phoned.

- Why didn't he call me? - He said your phone was off.

Right.

Get changed, we'll go together.

- Sorry, I don't feel like it. - We'll just stay a while.

Otherwise you'll be here in your underwear all night.

Belinda, you never go out.

I like it here.

You go. I'll wait for you.

Excuse me...

Got a light?

Oh you're M�te! How are you doing?

Say hi to Virna. Tell her to drop by the showroom.

Give her my best. Don't forget, all right?

Let's go. Let's go for a beer...

Beer... like a couple of losers. Some other time.

- We'll have fun tonight! - No, I'm bored.

I had a really shitty day.

Did you speak to Bruno?

Tell me later. Chill out for now.

- How about a drink? - No, I had two Mojitos.

Want a special Mojito?

Two special Mojitos! Thanks.

- Want to smoke? - Yes.

- It's hot. - You sound like an old man!

Look who's here!

Tonight's the night!

I'll call her.

What are you doing?

What's up?

You're dressed...

You said I'm always in my underwear.

What's that?

A coconut.

I'll give it to you.

You're tickling me.

- Are you awake? - No, go to sleep.

No, don't go to sleep.

- Go back to sleep. - I want you to hug me.

Know what we'll do today?

Have lunch at the seaside,

lie on the beach,

wait for the sunset.

Then we'll come back to Rome, rent a dvd, no, two dvds,

we'll go to my place, I'll cook you a wonderful dinner.

Then we'll lie on the couch and watch the movies.

How about it?

I'll make "Caprese".

The cake or the salad?

Both.

And you can stay the night.

Wait...

That is a great idea, I'd love it.

But M�te's dad is getting married.

- I can't come. - Right.

- Come over afterwards. - No.

I don't know what time it'll end.

How about some other time?

We'll have dinner, you can make "Caprese"...

How about it? Come on, don't be upset.

No, I understand perfectly.

One evening's as good as another, right?

- What are you doing? - Going to buy breakfast.

Cappuccino, croissant, a couple of muffins?

No, let's go have breakfast together.

Why? Sleep another hour.

An hour's as good as another. Same with croissants.

I'll decide. Where are the keys?

By the door. But leave them, I'll let you in.

What's she doing?

What the fuck!

Beatrice, honey, no need to lock up.

I'll wait for you, hurry back!

She may be Beatrice Plana, but she doesn't understand shit.

"I'm going to help mom. See you later."

She left to buy breakfast and accidentally locked me out.

I mean In.

- Hello? - Yes.

I have to wait till she gets back.

See you later, at the villa.

- I'm not sure she's coming back. - Why do you say that?

Do you, Sergio Ferri, take Virna Larena Colom as your wife?

I do.

Do you, Virna Larena Colom, take Sergio Ferri as your husband?

I do.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

- We've done it! - After 20 years, you idiot.

No!

Fuck, fuck!

- You came! - She wants to see the newly-weds.

- I've something for you. - Really?

For your research...

It's perfect.

Please, tell me nothing happened last night.

It sure did happen.

Okay, nothing happened.

- What now? - We'll forget about it.

Belinda, come here.

Let's go to dad.

M�te, come here!

Come here!

Yes.

A bonsai, how sweet!

- This is for you. - Thanks.

What a surprise! Give me a kiss!

Congratulations, dad.

Photo, photo.

The ball!

Let's play!

I know you're embarrassed, but do it for me.

Till now we've been playing around.

- Now for the showpiece. - That's all we need!

I don't know how It started

My everlasting love for you

You became my wife

You became my life

Passion's called for, with you

And a bit of craziness

You need intelligence

and a lot of heart too

It's not enough to sing of love

It's no longer any use...

Come on, M�te!

To tell you yet again

That there's nothing lovelier

Lovelier than you

You're one of a kind

Boundless as you want

Thank you for existing

Even as the years pass It doesn't wane

My endless desire for you

That mysteriousness you forever maintain

It sticks to me like glue

It must be those moments I have

Those minutes with you,

These may just be words but...

M�te, she didn't come back!

She didn't come back!

No, stop! Just a second!

I'm still locked in!

She didn't come back, I'm locked in, stop!

Will it rain?

No, it'll clear up.

She'll come back. Of course she will.

Damn!

M�te, the roof.

Close it!

The roof!

Put it up.

Put it up.

What the hell do you want?

BEATRICE, SORRY BUT I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.

I'LL CALL YOU SOON.

M�TE

- Which button is it? - Dunno.

I rented it. How the fuck do I know?

This is no way to drive!

Slow down, dad.

Any slower and we'll stop.

I don't want to die!

Subtitles: Laser S. Film s.r.I. - Rome