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Wood.
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Peanut butter, yeah, peanut butter.
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I love peanut butter.
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Did you hear that?
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Yeah, me too! Better go check it out.
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Yeah, no poachin'.
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Shh!
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What ya gotta eat them
damn things for anyway?
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You're gonna rot your teeth.
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Poachers! In my forest!
This oughta be fun. Game on.
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Hello, boys! Guess who?
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What in the hell kinda bird is that?
He sure is angry about somethin'.
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Well, he ain't no eagle
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but somebody will surely pay
to have it stuffed.
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Guns, no! Whatever will I do?
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Toro, toro, olé!
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Come on! That the best ya got?
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Shoot!
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Over here now!
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Nice shot.
Now let's try this with a moving target.
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Reload. Reload. Reload.
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Yoo-hoo! Lookin' for me?
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Whoa. Too slow. Gotta go.
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- Over there. There he is.
- Marco... POLO!
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Peek-a-boo! Over here!
- Gotcha
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OK, boys, you got me fair and square.
I give up...
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...not!
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Nighty-night, boys.
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Did ch-you...?
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Choc.
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And I'm the one
with the brain the size of a walnut?
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P-lease!
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Speech! Speech! Speech!
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Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Now raise your glasses
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and here's to our victory
and here's to our team.
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Barb, come on in. Join the party.
- Actually, Lance, we need to talk.
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Terminated?
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I just won a case for this firm
worth millions and I'm being terminated?
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And another thing,
since when do we need to be
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so overly concerned
with the rights of wildlife?
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Wildlife don't vote.
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Wildlife don't pay taxes!
Big oil creates big jobs.
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When's the last time
you ever saw a bear create a job?
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/...
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Barb, come on!
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15 years of busting my butt for this firm
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not to mention the biggest case
you've ever won
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and you're gonna fire me?
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Fired?
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They can't do that.
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Actually, turns out they can.
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- We will sue.
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Sue one of the toughest law firms
in the country?
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Not a great idea.
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Don't worry, baby. I got a plan.
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Are you going to smear them
on social media?
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I was thinking something
a little more mature.
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My grandfather left me
an amazing piece of property
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right up near the Canadian border.
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We're going to create a country estate.
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Look at me. Look what I'm wearing.
I... I can't. I'm a city girl.
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We're not gonna live in it;
We're gonna flip it.
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Take a huge profit.
I'm gonna start my own firm.
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Success is the best revenge.
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- No... Nope.
- That's it!
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That's the one we saw!
- Ooh!
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"The... The Pileated Red-Crowned Woodpecker.
Thought to be extinct."
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"last one sold
on the black market for..."
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Look at this
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500,000 dollars.
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Holy moly!
I could buy me that blue suede tux...
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or one of them monster trucks.
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All I know is that bird is out there
in the woods someplace
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just waitin' for us to bag it.
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Home sweet home,
and no one around to bother me!
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This is gonna be great.
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I gotta tell ya,
this is the first time in a long time
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I'm actually excited about something.
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Careful!
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Lance, look who's here.
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Linda, what a nice surprise.
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May we come in?
- Course.
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Hey, Tommy, how you doin', bud?
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- My dad is in the hospital.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
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I always liked your dad,
even though he hates my guts.
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He doesn't hate your guts.
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No, he told me.
He actually said, “I hate your guts...
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It's a little hard to misinterpret that.
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Look, I'm leaving on a flight
to Philadelphia at ten o'clock.
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I need your help.
I need you to watch Tommy for a while.
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I... if this were any other time,
I would be happy to help
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but this is not any other time.
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- LINDA: I'm sorry my dad didn't ask
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if it was convenient for you
before he had a stroke.
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We're leaving first thing
in the morning
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starting construction on a big project.
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Can't you just take him with you?
- No. I have a family crisis.
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You hardly ever see your son.
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It is time for you to step up to the plate
and do your part.
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You know what, I am sorry, Linda,
the timing is just really bad.
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I can't do it. I'm sorry.
I would like to help you, but I can't
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and that's final.
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My hands were tied. You saw that.
- Yeah, I know, but...
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I'm not a kid person...
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even when I was a kid.
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# We're gonna show #
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# Everthing that I'm dead into #
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# We're gonna be... #
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I need a Xanny.
I feel a migraine coming on.
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Hey, Tommy.
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Tommy, take off your headphones, please.
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Look, it's not
that I don't appreciate the drumming
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because it's...
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...awesome, but can you maybe
drop it down a few decibels, please?
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Fine. I won't play ever again.
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Happy now, Lance?
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Lance? What happened to Dad?
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I know you don't want me here.
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The only kid you want in your life
is your girlfriend.
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You know what? Vanessa is not a kid.
She's much...
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...much older-ish than you are. Hey...
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Look, your mom's right.
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We haven't had a chance
to spend much time together lately, so...
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why don't you just look at this trip
as a opportunity to bond.
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Good talking.
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Well, we are here.
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By here, do you mean,
the middle of nowhere?
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Just wait 'til you see it.
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- Come on. Would you just look at this!
- Argh! Ee!
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Pristine, untouched.
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I cannot wait to get a bulldozer in here
and start building.
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Pretty exciting, bud?
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Ya)'-
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I'm telling you, baby
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if a house on this site
does not quadruple our investment
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I don't know what will.
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Come on, lemme show you.
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Lance, these shoes...
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Baby, wait,
my shoes are not made for that!
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OK, so the front door
is gonna be somewhere about here
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and then... boom!
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Two-story vaulted ceilings,
stunning view of the river
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opens up to a state-of-the-art kitchen.
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- Awesome!
- I know. Right?
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I'm getting five bars!
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Five bars, that is awesome.
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Let's go!
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This place really needs to be fumigated.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Campers, how do I love thee?
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Let me count the ways.
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There's granola bars, corn chips,
ice cream, snack cakes, corn nuts
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etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
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Grill's ready.
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- Don't you dare post that.
- Too late.
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Hashtag epic dad grill fail.
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It is so coffee o'clock.
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Will you make me
a double macchiato, please?
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Sure, dear.
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Hi, there.
- Hi.
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Hey, welcome.
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You must be Ben Walters' grandson.
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How'd you know that?
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Cos you look exactly like him,
spittin' image.
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You knew my grandfather?
- He came up every summer.
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Taught me how to fish on this river.
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No kidding.
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Shoot, where are my manners?
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I'm Sam Bartlett, Park Ranger
in charge of the state land
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that surrounds your property.
- Lance Walters.
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This is my fiancée, Vanessa.
- Hi.
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That's my son Tommy,
the mythical half-boy, half smart-phone.
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Just swung by on my rounds.
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We've had a problem
with bird poachers in the area
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so if you see anyone suspicious,
please, lemme know.
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Will do.
- I hear you're building a house up here.
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Breaking ground tomorrow.
You wanna see it?
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It's... very blue.
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5000 square feet
and every amenity.
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And I'm decorating it.
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Yeah, you are.
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5000 square feet for three people?
Hope you won't be cramped.
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No, well, we're not building it
to live in. I mean...
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Live here? Get real.
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It's an investment property.
We're gonna flip it.
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I see. Don't you think it'll kind of
overwhelm the landscape?
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Got government land on all sides.
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Yeah. Not like there are
any neighbours to complain.
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All I'm saying is if you were
to build something a bit more modest
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you'd preserve these old growth trees
and be a lot more green-minded.
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Well, it's my land, so I'm pretty sure
I can build however I want
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but don't worry,
I'll leave plenty of trees for you to hug.
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Well, let me know if you see any poachers
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and good luck with this...
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Death Star you're building.
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Nice meeting you.
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Who she think she is?
- I like her. She's cool.
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Don't worry about it, baby.
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Hey, Tommy,
come help me with this stupid grill.
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Um, sounds like fun...
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...Lance,
but I think I'm gonna go explore a little.
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Like you say,
can't play video games all the time.
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Chip off the 0l' block.
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Part boy, part lawyer.
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How the heck does this thing work?
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# You win #
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# I give up #
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# Can you leave me alone now? #
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# I can see #
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# What you want #
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# And it's open-dated #
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# Stop try... #
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Whoa.
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What the heck are you?
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Now it's your turn.
Come on, kid, show me what you got!
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Yeah!
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Wa-wa-wa-wa! Wa-wa-wa-wa, wa wa!
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What? What?
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Ta-da!
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Wow! You are really cool for a woodpecker.
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Are those Peanut Butter Bonkers?!
I'm a sucker for Peanut Butter!
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Come on, brother, share the wealth,
spread the love, hook me up.
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What are you tryin' to tell me?
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Humans,
you gotta spell everything out for them.
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You're hungry.
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You want a Peanut Butter Bonker?
- Does a Woodpecker peck in the woods?
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Whoa!
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Wahoo!
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Do you like that?
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Even better than beetle larva
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which, if you haven't tried,
is quite good when in season.
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Have another?
- Don't gotta ask me twice.
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It's OK.
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Hey, don't let the mushy music fool ya.
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We're not friends or anything.
I'm only doing this for the free food.
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I'm gonna call you Woody.
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You like that name? Woody?
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I'm gonna call you
Kid Who Just Ran Outta Bonkers.
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See ya.
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Well, I hope everyone is hungry.
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I wanted our first night in the wilderness
to be a little less wild.
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Got any pizza?
- No I don't have any pizza. Do...
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This is much better than pizza.
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Nothing is better than pizza.
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Well, I think it looks
absolutely delicious, Lance.
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Thank you, baby.
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Here's to me building
and you designing something amazing.
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Amazing.
- Cheers.
249
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,552
Here. Cheers. Wh...?
250
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,467
Well, come on, clink it.
251
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,728
- Hiya, campers!
- Aah!
252
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,515
Sorry I'm late! Traffic.
S00, what's for dinner?
253
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,725
Good to see you again,
Kid Who Gives Me Food.
254
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,732
What is that thing?
- It's OK. I... I met him in the forest.
255
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,814
He's friendly. I named him Woody.
256
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,656
What are you doing? Don't feed it!
We'll never get rid of it!
257
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,739
Stay away from him!
You don't know where it's been!
258
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,917
And I have no idea where you've been,
sweetheart.
259
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,744
He's practically tame.
260
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,504
Yeah, as long as you feed rne.
261
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,082
OK, who cut the cheese?
262
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,917
Whoever did it, did a great job.
263
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,216
...Get... Lance, get... Get rid of it!
264
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,173
Shoo! Shoo!
265
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,882
Get outta here! Go!
266
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,718
You know, it's so funny
when they try to fly.
267
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,599
You don't have wings, you dummy.
- Get outta here!
268
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:34,804
Beans.
269
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,640
Get rid of it! Do something!
270
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,152
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you...
271
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,986
Disgusting!
272
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,192
I think he's awesome.
273
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,368
- Whoa!
- Get outta here.
274
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,822
You know,
I'm sensing a little hostility here.
275
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,906
Hey, stop. He's not hurting anyone.
276
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,371
You got somethin' in your hair.
- Sh...
277
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,246
Missed me. Whoa, is it something I said?
278
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,376
H-yah!
- Woo-ha!
279
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,299
Woo! Yoo-hoo!
Over here you big featherless freak!
280
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,590
- Baby!
281
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,296
- See you at breakfast!
- No!
282
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,721
You hit me!
283
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,300
Baby, I'm so sorry.
OK. It was an accident.
284
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,848
Lemme see, lemme see, lemme see.
I'm so sorry.
285
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,055
Are you OK? Are you OK?
286
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,557
Look, let's just eat our...
287
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,224
dinner...
288
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:00,644
Can you not hear that?
289
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,732
That woman could sleep
through a hurricane.
290
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,064
Can you believe that stupid bird?
291
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,529
Tommy?
292
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,080
Ba-dub, bub, dub, bub, dub, da!
293
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,453
Ba-dee, bee, bee, bee, bee, ba!
294
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,995
Dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, hey!
295
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,288
Shoo!
296
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,211
Get outta here!
297
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,625
Go on. Beat it!
298
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,839
Go find somewhere else to peck.
299
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,466
Go find somewhere else to sleep.
300
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,181
Around here,
I'm at the top of the pecking order.
301
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,221
I said beat it!
302
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,802
- He makes the catch
303
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,513
and the crowd goes wild!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
304
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,640
Gimme that back right now!
305
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,201
Good day, Mr Walters.
Ready to break ground?
306
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,247
I sure am, George.
307
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,121
Remember, I want this house
on the market by fall
308
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,417
so it needs to be done quickly.
309
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,837
Well, for enough money,
anything can be done quickly
310
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,167
even out here in the sticks.
311
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,294
Well, that is good to hear
312
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,796
cos according to my schedule,
you're already 2O minutes behind.
313
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,094
Your schedule?
- I am hands on, George.
314
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,799
I'm gonna ride your crew.
- Super! They'll love that.
315
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,309
And by the study fireplace
316
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,479
I was thinking
twin zebra sheepskin chairs.
317
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,479
They'll be a nice contrast
to the crested butte cigar leather sofas.
318
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:29,646
And, of course,
the thirty-light elk antler chandelier
319
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,522
will tie it all together.
320
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:35,531
And, I want it all done in eight weeks.
321
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,412
That's really not enough time.
- Money is no object.
322
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,707
- Consider it done.
- Thank you.
323
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,580
Lance, honey
324
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:47,459
I've decided on volcanic stone
for the kitchen counters.?
325
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,294
Great. B...
326
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,751
Baby, aren't those
the most expensive counters in the world?
327
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,004
Well, duh, the best usually is.
328
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,340
Come, see.
329
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,888
- OK, honey.
- That's so exciting.
330
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,720
Hey, Tommy,
you wanna watch the excavation?
331
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,973
Lemme think about it...
332
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,436
No.
333
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,687
OK, I'll take that no as a no.
334
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,366
Can't a bird catch some Zs around here?
335
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,498
Hey! What's the big idea?!
336
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,880
Watch it! Watch it!
337
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:39,215
Wait a minute. They're not camping;
They're moving in.
338
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,222
No, no, no, no, no! This is my forest.
339
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,266
Time for an eviction notice.
340
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,806
Hey! Yeah, you!
341
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,317
Get off my lawn, punk!
342
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,607
Hey! Relax!
343
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,616
- No!
- Knock knock.
344
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,988
Who's there? Pee?
345
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,787
Pee who? Pee-yew!
346
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,498
Somebody get that bird!
347
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:08,043
Let's see who's next, shall we?
Eeny, meeny, miny... MOE!
348
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,328
Bab)'-
349
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,082
- Baby, baby.
- Bombs away!
350
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,883
The bird!
351
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,677
How was that
for an eviction notice?
352
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,628
NO! No!
353
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,593
The good thing about a high fibre diet...
354
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,469
...it keeps ya regular.
355
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:25,761
Whoa!
356
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,056
That'll buff right out.
357
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,440
- Baby.
358
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,644
Don't you “baby” me!
359
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,275
Well, the bad news is
360
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,328
you're encroaching on the habitat
of a very territorial bird.
361
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,243
No kidding.
362
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,496
Well, don't worry about the window.
363
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,120
We'll just add that to the bill.
364
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,723
Would you keep it down out here?
365
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,310
You see?
- Shh.
366
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,982
- That's much better.
367
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,001
Tommy, open the door!
368
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,166
Tommy?
369
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,626
"Rejected" by Kingsley
370
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,717
# Always the same
Ain't never gonna change your story #
371
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:48,769
# Well, you don't believe me
You don't believe me no more! #
372
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,138
# You're so rejected #
373
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,441
# Are you the one who's never rejected? #
374
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:57,895
# Am I the one that you never mention? #
375
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,697
# Is he the one you're leaving for me? #
376
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,118
# Or am I just one of your fantasies? ...#
377
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,586
You planning on buyin' it
or just tuning it to death?
378
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,461
Sorry, I was just browsing. Um...
379
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,458
Don't sweat it. Play away.
380
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,592
I'm Jill.
- I'm Tommy.
381
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,256
- Are you visiting?
- Yeah.
382
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:28,969
My dad's building this house by the river.
- Man!
383
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,304
That mega-mansion
everyone's talking about?
384
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,306
Yeah, that would be it.
385
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,566
So you interested in it?
386
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,861
This is a really...
This is a really sweet guitar.
387
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,275
I helped restore it.
388
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,361
The guy who sold it to us
was a roadie for Springsteen.
389
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,952
Who knows,
Springsteen himself may have played it.
390
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,153
Or at least breathed near it.
391
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,373
You're not bad. Not bad at all.
392
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:01,049
Thanks, I've been taking lessons
for a couple years.
393
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,295
But, I left my guitar at home, so...
394
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:08,053
I can make you a really sweet deal
on that guitar if you like.
395
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:13,145
My dad is the one with the coin.
I'm pretty much broke.
396
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,773
Maybe we can work something out.
397
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,938
My friend Lyle and I have a band.
398
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,237
He plays the drums, I play bass, but...
399
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,655
You need a guitarist?
- Yeah.
400
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,278
The town's annual Firefly Festival's
at the end of the month.
401
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,370
We really wanna play there.
402
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,243
If you help us out
403
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,622
I'll lend you that guitar for free
for the whole summer.
404
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,831
You interested?
- Yeah, totally!
405
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:49,965
Hey!
406
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:51,766
This is our road
407
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,970
and we didn't give you permission
to use it!
408
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:58,808
Um, actually, this is a public road
built with government funds
409
00:25:58,891 --> 00:25:59,892
and it belongs to everyone.
410
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:03,021
So technically you are correct.
It is yours, but it's also mine.
411
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,863
Hey, you don't get off that easy!
412
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,487
Look, I don't know what I did
to offend you guys
413
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,863
but whatever it is, I'll stop.
414
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,321
Course you will.
You'll be too busy crying!
415
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:15,074
Seriously, doesn't your school
have an anti-bullying policy?
416
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,205
Sure does.
That's exactly why we got kicked out.
417
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,459
Right, John? High five!
418
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,089
Ooh! Look, a guitar.
- Hey, give that back!
419
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:28,133
What was that?
- Whatever it was, it clawed me!
420
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,465
- Ba, bu-da-ba-ba, ba, ba, ba!
- Woody!
421
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,141
Now as for you two, where were we?
422
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,024
Get ready to go commando!
423
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,901
This bird's psycho!
424
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,944
Woody, that was awesome!
425
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,067
You went all MMA on 'em!
426
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,403
Nobody messes with my BFF-
427
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,076
and by that I mean Bringer of Free Food.
See ya!
428
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,575
Come on, George,
you gotta be kidding rne.
429
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,959
- No.
- Well, why am I paying for that?
430
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:03,039
- Your bird did a number on us.
- It is not my bird.
431
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:08,052
Fine, fine. Just every day out here
is costing me money.
432
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,051
Yeah... Great, thank you.
433
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,224
Hey, buddy, where you been?
- Town.
434
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:18,057
- Where'd that come from?
- I'm starting a band with a girl I met.
435
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,313
Fun fact:
436
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,016
I almost got my butt kicked
on the way home.
437
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,026
What are you talking about? By who?
438
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,779
A couple of Neanderthal kids.
439
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,110
We. OK because Woody saved me.
440
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,575
Who's Woody?
- The woodpecker.
441
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:35,697
Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!
Do not mention that stupid bird!
442
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,455
- Stupid?
- Yeah.
443
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:41,661
Last I remember, that stupid bird
wasn't the one covered in bird poop.
444
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,248
You know what? That's enough outta you.
You're on a time out. Go to you room.
445
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,124
I don't have a room.
446
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,092
Then go into the RV.
447
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:50,294
Fine.
448
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,463
And in case you were wondering
449
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,930
nobody in town is happy
about us building a house up here.
450
00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:02,898
Can you believe that?
- I know, what is wrong with these people?
451
00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:05,943
Don't they understand how great this is
gonna be for their property values?
452
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,235
No, Lance
453
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,990
I'm talking about how disrespectful
your son is to me.
454
00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,776
...Yeah, that.
455
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,990
This isn't what I signed up for, OK?
456
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:19,998
Being a stepmom to a bratty kid
who hates me.
457
00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:22,292
Baby, he doesn't hate you.
- He hates me.
458
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,411
If anything, he's just mad at rne.
459
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,085
He's just acting out.
460
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,463
I know this is difficult,
but you've just gotta be patient.
461
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:34,005
You'll see. We're gonna get
our old life back in no time.
462
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:35,589
I promise.
463
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,648
Wakey, wakey.
464
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,392
Here's Woody!
465
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,445
That is it!
466
00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,119
I am finished with you!
467
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,993
Now, maybe you didn't get the memo!
468
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:05,707
But, man, not wildlife,
is top of the food chain!
469
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:12,176
So if I were you, I would get outta here
before you land on my rotisserie!
470
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,670
If it's the last thing I...
- Nice rant. Easy to dance to.
471
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,050
I'd give it a seven.
- Hey!
472
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:21,097
- Yeah, you better fly outta here!
- Yeah right!
473
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,184
Really? A pinecone?
474
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,598
How pathet...
475
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,241
You sure this foundation's deep enough,
George?
476
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,288
I want this place to last longer
than these trees.
477
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,536
Twice as long, sir.
478
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:46,077
Trust me, been doin' this a long time,
alright?
479
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,328
Babe, isn't this great?
480
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,628
I'm not really a cement person.
481
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:53,501
Can I have the keys for the car?
482
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,462
I need to go to town and find a place
to get my highlights touched up.
483
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,134
Hey, sweetheart?
484
00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:01,057
What's that matter?
We're out here in the middle of nature.
485
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,428
Yeah, and I wanna look natural.
486
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,226
Keys are in the RV.
- OK.
487
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,859
Time to get these trespassers outta here.
488
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:18,196
We can do this the easy way
or the Woody way.
489
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,202
I'm thinkin' the Woody way.
490
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:25,992
Come on, Tommy, you cannot sit in here
all day staring at a screen.
491
00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:28,706
- There's nothing to do here.
- Nothing to do here?
492
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,339
They're getting ready to pour the cement.
That's cool.
493
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,132
Let's go outside and watch them do that.
494
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:39,300
Pass.
- Go outside and find something to do.
495
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,090
Anything.
- Give that back!
496
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,346
Lance! Hurry that thing is back!
497
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:44,301
Get back!
498
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:46,762
My God.
499
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,563
No, no, no, no, no, no!
500
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,724
Jackie Chan taught me this one.
501
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:52,980
Wa-ka! Woo!
502
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,191
How about some of this?
How about some of that?
503
00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:56,737
Bath time!
504
00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,616
Hope you're getting hazard pay!
505
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:00,988
- Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
506
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,615
Wa-hoo! Wa!
507
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,321
- No, no, no!
- Karate chop!
508
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,494
I do all my own stunts.
509
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:08,371
Here comes the thunder!
510
00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:15,841
Don't worry,
I didn't forget about you two.
511
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:16,883
You're my favourites!
512
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,169
Let's get to the SUV!
513
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,139
I wonder how this thing works.
514
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,759
Only one way to find out.
515
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:33,142
Come on, you know you want me to push it.
Oops!
516
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:51,201
You were right, Lance.
517
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,505
Watching them pour cement is fun.
518
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,084
Now that's how you do things
the Woody way.
519
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,396
I'd like to file a complaint.
520
00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,361
Nope. Nope.
521
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,318
Nope. Yep, that's it.
522
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:22,775
That's the flying demon right there.
523
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,198
The Pileated Red-Crowned Woodpecker?
- Yep.
524
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,449
Impossible.
525
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:29,281
The Red-Crowned Woodpecker
has been extinct for almost a hundred years
526
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:33,293
I'm telling you, that's the bird.
- Sure it is.
527
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,671
Any chance you're taking
any sort of medication?
528
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:39,545
Look, I don't care
what kind of bird it is.
529
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,844
I want it off my property for good.
Now how does that happen?
530
00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,509
Well, the local Native Americans
531
00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:48,012
believed it was
the incarnation of Marconda
532
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:49,805
god of chaos and mayhem
533
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,604
a mischievous trickster
who haunted the forest.
534
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:55,933
Super factoid. What did they do about it?
- Moved away.
535
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:58,193
- Moved away?
- More like fled.
536
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,025
Didn't even pack,
left all their things behind.
537
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,568
Well, I'm not gonna flee.
538
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,571
Can we just kill it?
- No, you can't just kill it.
539
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:09,154
The woodpecker is a protected species.
You'd be breaking the law
540
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:10,781
a 10,000 dollar fine.
541
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:13,875
Do you take credit cards?
542
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,211
And two years in jail.
543
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:20,173
Alright, well there's Plan A.
544
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:24,260
Do you have any ideas?
- Learn to live with it.
545
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,256
There is plenty of room for both of you.
546
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:32,265
Thanks.
You've been tremendously unhelpful.
547
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:41,945
How hard can it be to find
a red-headed woodpecker with hands?
548
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,397
Well, I feel like I know the answer
to this one.
549
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,071
Hey, give me a hint?
550
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:57,203
No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
551
00:33:58,620 --> 00:33:59,667
That's it.
552
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:04,168
Nobody poops on my truck
and gets away with it!
553
00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:06,382
One time.
554
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,761
That happened one time
and you've never let me forget it.
555
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,236
Hey! I know that song. That's my ringtone.
556
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,447
Well, what do ya know? Peanut butter boy.
557
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:38,702
That was awesome!
558
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:40,333
Heck yeah, we killed it!
559
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:42,331
Hey, kid.
- Hey, Woody.
560
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,842
I was just flapping by and I heard
someone laying down a fresh beat.
561
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:48,800
Whoa-oa! What kind of bird is that?
562
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,677
Some kind of woodpecker.
He lives up by my place.
563
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,508
And before I met you guys
564
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,720
he was pretty much
my only friend out here.
565
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,934
Friend?...
566
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,058
Nope. Never had one of those before.
567
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:04,566
The festival's at the end of the month.
We've still got a lot of practicing to do.
568
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,272
One, two... One, two, three four.
569
00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:09,483
"Bird is the Word"
570
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,443
# Well, everybody's heard about the bird #
571
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,075
# B-b-b-bird, bird, bird... #
- Yeah, this year is my jam!
572
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:17,158
# Well a bird's a word...#
573
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:21,416
Yeah, that's right, I peck by ear.
Never had a lesson. Ho-ho!
574
00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:24,840
Whoa! That bird's got mad skills.
575
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,338
# Don't you know about the bird? #
576
00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,920
# Well, everybody knows
that the bird is the word #
577
00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:33,507
# Bird, bird, bird, b-b-b-bird,
Bird, bird, bird... #
578
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,013
"Bird is the Word" by The Trashmen
579
00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:38,265
Whoa!
580
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,183
# Well-a bird's the word #
581
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,522
# Well-a bird, bird, bird,
B-bird's the word #
582
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,900
# Well-a don't you know
about the bird? #
583
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,482
# Well-a everybody's talking
about the bird #
584
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,783
# Bird, bird, bird,
B-bird's the word #
585
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:55,282
# Well-a...- # Bird, bird, bird, b-b-b bird! #
586
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,581
# Well-a bird, bird,
B-bird's the word #
587
00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:00,284
Another bill?! Where did this come from?
Wh...?
588
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,745
# Well-a everybody's heard
about the bird... #
589
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,582
Jeez, bees!
590
00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,710
Run!
591
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,132
To the river!
592
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,348
# Don't you know
about the bird? #
593
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,850
# Well, everybody's talking
about the bird... #
594
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,434
On? OK. I could do that.
595
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,986
Just like in the cartoons.
596
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:35,786
# B-b-b-b, b-b-b-b, b-b-b-b, b-b-pa-pa,
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa, Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa, #
597
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,909
pa-pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-oo-ma-mow- mow,
pa-pa-oo-ma-ma mow #
598
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,290
# Oo-ma-mow-mow,
Pa-pa-00-ma-ma mow #
599
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,835
# Pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow,
Pa-pa-oo-ma-ma mow... #
600
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:46,913
I'm back!
601
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,841
No, no, no, no, no, no!
602
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,677
# Oo-mow-ma-ma-mow, mow, mow, mow, mow #
603
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,179
# Well-a don't you know
about the bird? #
604
00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:04,640
# Well everybody knows
that the bird is the word #
605
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,942
# Well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word #
606
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:07,892
# Well-a bird. #
607
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:09,978
Yeah! That was awesome!
608
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,730
Woody, that was sick!
609
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,780
Yeah! The bird is the word.
You know this song is about me, right?
610
00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:21,490
Baby, please,
can we talk about this a min...?
611
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,371
- You know what? You were right.
612
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:26,374
I should've listened to you
in the first place. We'll go to a hotel.
613
00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:27,875
I'm going to a hotel!
614
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:30,131
The Fairmont Olympic in Seattle.
615
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:33,092
Five stars, all the amenities
616
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:34,669
suite for one.
617
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,508
I will get rid of that woodpecker,
I promise you...
618
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,389
It's too late, Lance.
619
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,058
You're not the man I thought you were.
620
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:48,392
I fell in love with a cold,
heartless courtroom killer
621
00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,274
not a man who loses to a flying squirrel.
622
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,363
If you ever move back to Seattle
623
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,195
we can do lunch.
624
00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:03,369
Bye.
625
00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:10,547
I think I just did that guy
a hu-uge favour.
626
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,172
You're welcome!
627
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,321
I'm sorry.
628
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,616
What?
629
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,202
About Vanessa.
630
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,162
I know you liked her.
631
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:50,875
Thanks.
632
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,337
Yeah, I did.
633
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,177
Sometimes things don't work out
the way you planned.
634
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,143
You'll find that out when you're older.
635
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,181
I'm not sure I wanna find out.
636
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,150
Nah. It's not all that bad.
637
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,234
It's just that in life
638
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,529
your dreams and reality...
639
00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:22,110
don't always line up.
640
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:26,281
So what you're trying to tell me is...
641
00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:28,829
it basically stinks.
642
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,378
No, not all the time, but...
643
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:37,588
yeah, sometimes life basically stinks.
644
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:43,719
Let's get some sleep.
645
00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:46,267
Things always look better in the morning.
646
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:49,603
At least I hope they do.
647
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,730
So I've got a pretty serious bird problem
648
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:55,901
and from what I understand
649
00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:58,856
you two gentlemen are the finest
pest control company in town.
650
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,067
Well, you're the only
pest control company in town
651
00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:03,819
but I'm sure men of your...
652
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,532
...calibre, won't have any trouble
with this job.
653
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,124
It's just a little woodpecker.
654
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,255
Mister, do you know how...
655
00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:18,004
How can we help you, Mr Walters?
656
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:23,054
Well, I need you to trap it
and release it far, far away from here.
657
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,514
I'd say kill it,
but apparently that's illegal.
658
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:29,224
Course not.
We would never, break the law.
659
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:30,349
Nate, what about that time...
660
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:35,855
How much?
- Our standard woodpecker removal fee is...
661
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,649
two...
- 500 bucks, cash money.
662
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,025
Otis, are you...
- Done.
663
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,986
...gonna... eat your cherry?
664
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:44,989
All yours.
665
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,611
Thanks, I'll...
666
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,619
I'll save this for later.
667
00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:52,200
Cheque, please.
668
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,999
So I will see you gentlemen
in the morning, yes?
669
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,500
You got it.
670
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,790
We will hit the hay early.
671
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:03,007
We'll be there bright and early,
ready to removify that bird.
672
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,721
Just not before ten A.M., All right?
673
00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,467
That's about when my son
usually comes into town and...
674
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,176
I'd rather he not know anything
about this.
675
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:13,229
Ten o'clock it is. We will see you...
676
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:14,351
'm the mafiana.
677
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:16,603
In the mafiana.
678
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,607
I thought we were seein' him tomorrow?
679
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:20,941
What?
680
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:22,946
What? Let's go!
681
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,616
We've been searchin' for that woodpecker
for months
682
00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:27,285
and now it just falls right in our laps.
683
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,409
We gonna make five hundo cash money.
- Dummy.
684
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,582
It's a Pileated Red-Crowned woodpecker.
685
00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:35,001
We can sell that bird
for a thousand times more than that.
686
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,253
Can't you just smell the money?
687
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:40,502
Nah, that's just me.
688
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,587
Hey, what are we gonna call our band?
689
00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:48,386
How about Poison Ivy?
Cos I think I just stepped in some.
690
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,554
Hey, look, an eagle feather.
691
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,894
- And there's another one.
- That's a lot of feathers.
692
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:58,061
- Let's follow the trail.
- I thought we were going swimming?
693
00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,524
Don't worry, we will.
694
00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:03,939
Wonder where they came from.
695
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,406
- Guys, the quarry's back that way.
- Don't be such a wimp.
696
00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:10,866
Whoa.
697
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:14,907
Hey, let's go check it out.
698
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:16,955
Looks totally abandoned.
699
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:18,999
Did you guys not see the sign?
700
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,132
Hey, wait for rne!
701
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,643
What is this place?
702
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:45,984
Can we go now?
703
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,616
Look at all this stuff.
704
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,993
Who would do something like that
to those animals?
705
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,416
I told you guys
we shouldn't have come in here.
706
00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:59,285
Let's go! Come on.
707
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:03,789
What was that?
708
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,626
What... What are you doing?
709
00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:15,180
Look how sad he looks.
710
00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:19,772
What are you doin' here?
711
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,815
We're sorry, sir.
We didn't touch anything.
712
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,569
This is private property.
713
00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,609
You are trespassin'.
714
00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,656
We could press charges.
715
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:31,526
We were just on our way to the quarry
and we got lost.
716
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:35,739
Yeah, see the towels? Swimming.
717
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:39,075
It wasn't my idea. They made me.
718
00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:43,045
If any of you little runts
719
00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:44,915
come back here again
720
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:47,341
bad things are gonna happen.
721
00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,048
Now all of you
722
00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:52,213
get outta here!
723
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:55,349
- Go on! Go on! Go!
- Come on, guys, let's go!
724
00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,891
Not you, dummy.
725
00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,771
- Come on, quick!
- Guys, come on!
726
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,532
Peck away all you want tonight, bird.
727
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,952
Tomorrow the hammer drops.
728
00:44:25,288 --> 00:44:26,631
Otis, take her up.
729
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,380
- So what's the plan?
- I'll tell you the plan.
730
00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:33,213
We got this,
carbon fibre and titanium reinforced cage.
731
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:36,932
We've got, thermal cameras
all over the perimeter.
732
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,719
And for just a little added insurance
733
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:44,391
we've got these electrified net guns.
734
00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:47,443
If for any reason he manages to
escape and make a run for it
735
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:52,281
heat-seeking tranquiliser darts.
736
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:57,241
Ooh, and the bait,
we've got two aces in the hole.
737
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,997
At first, a female decoy.
738
00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:06,212
Second, we've added
a jar of extra nutty peanut butter
739
00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:11,251
because no right-minded woodpecker
can resist the combination of romance...
740
00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:13,420
and peanut butter.
741
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:17,557
It is a bad day to be a Woodpecker.
742
00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:20,101
# Everybody thinks I'm crazy #
743
00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:22,270
# Yes, siree, that's me, that's me #
744
00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:24,396
# That's what I'm cracked up to be #
745
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,899
# I chop a hole in every tree #
746
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,396
# Knock on wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-od #
747
00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:30,729
# Knock on wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-od #
748
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,528
# So I'm crazy,
what, what, what can I do? #
749
00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,158
# So are you! #
750
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:38,402
Do you smell that?
751
00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:40,492
Is that what I think it is?
752
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:41,864
Peanut butter!
753
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:45,117
Peanut butter! Peanut butter!
Peanut butter!
754
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,249
Peanut butter! Hee-hee!
755
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,540
Incoming bogie,
300 yards and closin' fast.
756
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,587
What do we have here?
757
00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:56,471
Well, hello there? Come here often?
758
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,845
I notice you have
a jar of extra nut-fay peanut but-ter.
759
00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,684
I'm a big fan of the stuff, myself.
760
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,978
Mind if I join you?
761
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:08,433
Is it just me or is there something
kinda wooden about this chick?
762
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,898
- Here. Come on.
- How about we take this back to my place
763
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:13,025
and watch a movie?
764
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:16,574
Ever seen The Birds? It's hilarious.
765
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,367
It feels like something
has come between us.
766
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:23,531
Heat-seekers.
767
00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:25,787
You didn't think I was gonna get caught
this easy, did ya?
768
00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:28,461
Peanut butter makes me crazy, not stupid.
769
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,334
- Come on, what else ya got?
- Shoot him!
770
00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:32,373
Yikes, time to go!
771
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:34,918
Whoa!
772
00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,129
Whoa, whoa!
773
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,550
Whoa. Wh-argh!
774
00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:50,099
Whoa!
775
00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:51,685
Look, there he is!
776
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,986
- Tag, you're it!
- Whoa!
777
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:56,697
Nighty-night, boys.
778
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,904
Not. Again.
779
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:06,036
Hey, Beardo!
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you!
780
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,418
Feelin' lucky today, punk?
781
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:11,207
Well, do ya?
782
00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:19,971
Electrifying! Smile!
783
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:25,806
Come to papa. Later, babe.
Text me when you make parole.
784
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,568
Here I got it.
785
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:42,110
Why, Ranger Sam, how kind of you.
786
00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:43,448
No worries.
787
00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,826
I heard about your RV. Was it bad?
788
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:48,449
Let's just say I don't think
I'm gonna get my damage deposit back.
789
00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:49,954
How's your fiancée taking it?
790
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,745
You mean my ex-fiancée.
791
00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,417
I'm pretty sure she's taken it
to a five star hotel in Seattle.
792
00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:56,916
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, thanks.
793
00:47:57,666 --> 00:47:59,839
I never thought a Woodpecker
would break up my relationship
794
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,717
but I guess out here these things happen.
795
00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:04,469
Can I give you a piece of advice
about that Woodpecker?
796
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,846
It is not a woodpecker;
It is a demon from Hell.
797
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:09,725
OK, then can I give you a piece
of advice about that demon from Hell?
798
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,932
Does it involve untraceable forms
of poison?
799
00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:13,231
No, just the opposite.
800
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:17,236
Instead of fighting with the woodpecker,
maybe try being nice to it.
801
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,897
Being nice to it?
- You've tried everything else.
802
00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:23,238
Besides you catch a lot more flies
with honey than vinegar.
803
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:26,074
Think about it.
804
00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:36,585
Hey, bird.
805
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,218
It's just your friendly neighbour, Lance.
806
00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:46,049
Got a little peace offering.
807
00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,973
Is that a sock on a stick? Pathetic.
- You win!
808
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:52,893
You like cookies?
809
00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:55,440
Everybody likes cookies.
810
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,436
There'll be plenty more
where those come from.
811
00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:01,025
Whole brand new box every day.
812
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:04,818
So long as ya...
let me build my house in peace.
813
00:49:05,401 --> 00:49:08,746
And then once I sell my house,
you'll be somebody else's nightmare.
814
00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:10,368
Listen, buster
815
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:13,167
if you think giving me a little food
is going to make me forget...
816
00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:19,169
Wow, these are killer. What was I saying?
817
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,459
Pretty good? What do ya say?
818
00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:22,589
I'll think it over.
819
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:26,555
Well, I'll take that as a yes.
820
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,764
All right, you measure twice
and cut once.
821
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:31,935
That's correct.
822
00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:34,521
Here you go.
823
00:49:34,597 --> 00:49:36,565
Hey, what's up there, hard hat?
Hey, look out! Hey!
824
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,688
Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody, relax!
825
00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:40,106
Relax.
826
00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,067
I got this.
827
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,277
I thank you very much.
828
00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,571
Same time tomorrow.
829
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:47,943
Please, allow me.
830
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,449
That's lunch, whoo-hoo!
831
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,049
I know what you folks are thinking:
832
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,010
"Woody is a big fat sell-out."
833
00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:06,386
But the way I see it
834
00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:08,806
it's a mutually beneficial
business arrangement.
835
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,931
Anyway, I let them build
their dream house in peace
836
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,637
as long as they pay me.
837
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:16,977
Voila!
838
00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:18,349
Well, Mr Walters
839
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:20,856
looks like you're gonna get your house.
840
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:23,605
Over schedule and over budget,
but we did it.
841
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:29,944
Alright-y.
842
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:32,579
Here you go.
- Thanks, dad.
843
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,079
You're welcome.
844
00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:39,036
Hey, what about me?
- Don't worry, I didn't forget about you.
845
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,245
I sure hope not.
846
00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:42,464
My favourite!
847
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:44,463
Yummy!
848
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,003
You must give me the recipe!
849
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,639
Hey, Linda. What's up? How's your dad?
850
00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:52,724
A little better, thanks.
851
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,676
You guys deliver?
852
00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:55,261
Listen, I've got some good news.
853
00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:56,470
I talked to my cousin
854
00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,431
and she can take Tommy
while I'm at the hospital
855
00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:00,266
so you're off the hook.
- Really?
856
00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:03,186
That's what you wanted, right?
- Yeah.
857
00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:06,818
You know what? No.......
858
00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:08,194
I...
859
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,275
I think we're OK here.
860
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,786
Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.
861
00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:16,240
Keep me posted on your dad, would you?
- Sure.
862
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,705
Take care of my boy.
- Our boy.
863
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:21,666
See you later.
864
00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:38,687
Nate, how we ever gonna get that bird?
It's always with 'em.
865
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:43,146
It's just a matter of time, Otis.
Keep your shirt on.
866
00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:46,312
Weren't plannin' on takin' it off.
867
00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:49,194
Seriously!
868
00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:53,737
# Celebrate the day #
869
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,790
# Celebrate and sing #
870
00:51:58,115 --> 00:52:02,996
# Celebrate and then you will #
871
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,963
# Celebrate the day #
872
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:12,176
# Celebrate and sing #
873
00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:17,761
# Celebrate and then you will... #
874
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:19,894
Last 10 seconds!
875
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:23,520
- Come on, you can do it!
- Lyle, come on, almost there!
876
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,475
You can do it!
877
00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:27,068
Come on, you can do it!
878
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,613
- And we have a wiener!
- Yeah, Lyle!
879
00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:32,237
Here you go, sir.
Here's your chocolate ice cream.
880
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:36,245
Well, look who's here,
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber.
881
00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:40,583
Hiya, fellas, how about a little topping
for your ice cream?
882
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,081
It's not fake.
You don't know what you're talkin' about.
883
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,045
Yuck, even I think that's disgusting.
884
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,265
Take care.
- Thank you, bye.
885
00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:05,023
Well, hello again.
886
00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:06,813
Free trees?
887
00:53:07,476 --> 00:53:10,901
It might be the first thing I've seen here
that isn't battered and deep fried.
888
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,194
How's your ongoing battle
with the woodpecker?
889
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:16,778
Well, I hate to admit it,
but you were right.
890
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:20,156
Took your advice, made peace with it.
And it's...
891
00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:21,494
It's actually been...
892
00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,288
not awful.
893
00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:26,962
But in another month or so,
I'll be finished.
894
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:29,294
I'll sell the house and adiés.
895
00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,504
So problem solved.
896
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:34,594
Problem solved.
897
00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:38,887
So I was about to listen to Tommy's band.
898
00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:40,968
They're gettin' ready to play,
you wanna come?
899
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,266
Yeah, sounds like fun.
900
00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:47,149
BLUEGRASS COVER OF "Susanna"
901
00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:53,026
This is what happens
when you eat 29 hotdogs!
902
00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,732
No guts, no glory!
903
00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:56,567
Are you sure you can't play?
904
00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:59,366
Dude, I'm just tryin' not to blow chunks.
905
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,705
We'll be totally lame without a drummer.
906
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:06,293
Wouldn't it be lamer to have a drummer
puke all over himself on stage?
907
00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:08,670
No. That's rock 'n roll.
908
00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,749
Sorry, guys, I really wanna play...
909
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,384
but my stomach's got other plans!
910
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,889
Well, here we go.
911
00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:30,518
We're up next.
- But we don't have a drummer.
912
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,316
So we go on without a drummer.
913
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,482
Worst case scenario is...
914
00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:39,322
we make total fools of ourselves. Come on.
915
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:43,114
OK. Let's do this.
916
00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:47,498
Now let's give a nice warm
Pine Grove welcome to our next local act:
917
00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:49,415
3 Peat.
918
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,639
Hi, everyone. We're 3 Peat
919
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,511
although, um,
at the moment, our third peat...
920
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:08,309
is, um, puking up hotdogs behind the barn
921
00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:11,016
so, tonight, we're just 2 Peat.
922
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,227
Enjoy the show.
923
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,404
THEY PLAY "What I Like About You"
924
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,731
Hey!
925
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,192
- Hey!
926
00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:24,534
Sounding a little light
on percussion.
927
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,624
What would MacGyver do?
928
00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,996
Perfect. That's it!
929
00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:34,457
#...you hold me tight #
930
00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:40,634
# Tell me I'm the only one,
You wanna come over tonight? #
931
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,047
# Yeah #
932
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:45,309
# Keep on whispering in my ear #
933
00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:48,228
# Tell me all the things
that I want to hear #
934
00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:50,271
# Cos it's true #
- WOODY AND JILL: # That's what I like #
935
00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:53,476
# It's what I like about you #
- # That's what I like #
936
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,103
# What I like about you #
937
00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:58,696
# You really know how to dance #
938
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:04,654
# When you go up down, jump around,
think about true romance #
939
00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:06,284
# Yeah #
940
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:09,492
# Keep on whispering in my ear #
941
00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:12,328
# Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear #
942
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,584
# Cos that's true #
- # What I like about you #
943
00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:17,507
# It's what I like about you #
- WOODY AND TOMMY: # What I like about you #
944
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:20,462
- # That's what I like about you #
- # That's what I like about you #
945
00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:23,548
# It's what I like about you #
- # It's what I like about you #
946
00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:37,311
# What I like about you #
947
00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:40,572
it You keep me warm at night 1%
948
00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:46,366
# Never wanna let you go,
You know you make me feel alright #
949
00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:48,326
# Yeah #
950
00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:51,538
# Keep on whispering in my ear #
951
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:54,245
# Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear #
952
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,622
# Cos that's true #
- WOODY AND JILL: # What I like about you #
953
00:56:56,705 --> 00:56:59,549
# It's what I like about you #
- # What I like about you #
954
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,504
- # That's what I like about you #
- # What I like about you #
955
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:05,556
- # It's what I like about you #
- WOODY AND JILL: # What I like about you #
956
00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:07,633
# It's what I like about you. #
957
00:57:10,218 --> 00:57:12,220
Way to go, Tommy! Yeah!
958
00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,687
Yeah! They should call this Woodystock!
959
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:22,068
- You guys were amazing!
- Thanks.
960
00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:25,901
Buddy, I knew you could play,
but I didn't know you could play like that.
961
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:29,405
I'm so proud of you.
- You are? Really?
962
00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:31,744
Course I am really.
963
00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:35,118
What do you think,
this place isn't so bad after all, is it?
964
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,629
Yeah, it doesn't totally bite.
965
00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:40,248
It doesn't totally bite.
966
00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:44,094
Hey, shouldn't we be hangin' backstage
doing peanut butter shots with groupies?
967
00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:46,596
Woody!
- We totally rocked it!
968
00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:49,634
I'm sorry, have you met Woody?
969
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,806
Enchanté, Mademoiselle.
970
00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:56,231
You really did find
a Pileated Red-Crowned Woodpecker
971
00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:57,599
and he's domesticated?
972
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:01,357
Well, that depends
on your definition of domesticated.
973
00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:03,609
Woody here was our drummer.
974
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:05,486
No kidding.
975
00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:07,196
Way to go, Woody.
976
00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:09,862
Thanks. Always happy to help a...
977
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:11,784
friend.
978
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,116
Anyway, gotta go. Time to forage.
979
00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:16,626
I don't know about you, I am starving.
980
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:17,749
Are you hungry?
- Yes.
981
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,463
I could kill a corndog.
982
00:58:20,205 --> 00:58:22,799
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen
983
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,552
the moment we've all been waiting for...
984
00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,592
What's goin' on?
- You'll see.
985
00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:31,596
Let there be light!
986
00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:56,370
Maybe it wouldn't be so bad
if they stuck around.
987
00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:58,994
That gives me an idea.
988
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:16,220
Well, what do ya know?
I'm a regular Pablo Peck-casso.
989
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:22,435
Maybe... Maybe I've been alone too long.
990
00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:25,650
Just because I'm one of a kind
991
00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:28,608
doesn't mean I can't be part
of a family too, right?
992
00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:32,619
I almost forgot to sign my name.
993
00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:40,998
What happened?
994
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:48,297
No! Argh!
995
00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:51,263
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?!
996
00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:56,305
Whoa!
Anyone smell chicken cooking?
997
00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:58,728
Yikes! It's me!
998
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,065
No!
999
01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:08,362
What did I do?
1000
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:15,912
It's a total loss.
1001
01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:20,451
How does this even happen?
1002
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:23,332
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to.
1003
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,837
Well, I think we found
the cause of the fire.
1004
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,795
Looks like something was destroying the wall
and hit the wiring.
1005
01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:34,890
Probably a small animal:
mouse or a rat or a bird or something.
1006
01:00:35,215 --> 01:00:36,262
A bird?
1007
01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,343
Like a woodpecker?
1008
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:40,558
That's possible.
1009
01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:47,815
- You!
1010
01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,030
Dad, Woody wouldn't have done this.
1011
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:51,652
It couldn't have been him.
- Really?
1012
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:54,034
Do you see any other psychotic animals
around here?
1013
01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:56,574
It was that Woodpecker!
- Dad!
1014
01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:58,200
All this time, he's just been...
- Come on!
1015
01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:01,370
...lulling me into a fall sense of security,
waiting to strike.
1016
01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:03,456
He couldn't have...
1017
01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:06,334
It's Lance Walters. Remember me?
1018
01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:10,376
Of course we remember you, Mr Walters.
1019
01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:11,835
How can we help you?
1020
01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:17,682
Look, I'm... I'm...
I'm sure we can work you into our schedule.
1021
01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:19,472
Yeah, how about, um...?
1022
01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:23,351
Well, how about... How about right now?
1023
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,439
I didn't mean to.
1024
01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:26,857
Accidents happen.
1025
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:29,770
Mean, who amongst us
hasn't burned down a house, right?
1026
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:34,650
Fine. I'll just go back
to the way it was before: No humans.
1027
01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:36,238
Who needs them anyway, right?
1028
01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:37,861
Right?
1029
01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:41,453
...Don't you ever have anything to say?
1030
01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:44,163
Who am I kidding?
1031
01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:46,290
I had a good thing goin' with those guys.
1032
01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:48,709
I gotta make it up to them
1033
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:52,842
help them rebuild, for free this time, too.
No food.
1034
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,087
I could stand to lose an ounce or two.
1035
01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,267
Earthquake!
1036
01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:01,559
Whoa.
1037
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,309
- Whoa. Whoa.
1038
01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:13,984
He's all yours, boys.
1039
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,490
My home!
1040
01:02:19,861 --> 01:02:21,738
Happy place.
1041
01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:27,999
Let me outta here! I wasn't read my rights!
1042
01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,001
I'm out of order? You're out of order!
1043
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,582
You can't handle the truth!
1044
01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:35,210
- Stick a cork in it, you dumb bird.
1045
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,966
Anyone out there know a good lawyer?
1046
01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:39,889
500 dollars.
Good job and good riddance.
1047
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:41,262
De nada.
1048
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,347
Potato, French fries.
1049
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,478
What are you doing? You can't take Woody.
1050
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:48,148
Tommy, that bird burnt our house down.
1051
01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:49,770
But... But I...
- So long, Woodpecker.
1052
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,398
To think I was actually
starting to like you.
1053
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:55,276
Dad, they're gonna kill him.
- They're not gonna kill him.
1054
01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:57,733
They're gonna take him out in the mountains
and release him.
1055
01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:00,072
Yep, he'll be free as a, urn...
1056
01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:02,446
Free as a...
- A bird.
1057
01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:05,077
A little on the nose, Nate.
1058
01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,788
I was thinkin' more like a wild stallion.
1059
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:11,254
Dad, Jill and Lyle and me found their barn.
1060
01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:13,206
It's filled with stuffed birds.
1061
01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:14,795
Taxidermists.
1062
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,586
They're gonna kill Woody and stuff him,
I know it.
1063
01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:23,933
You are gonna let him go, right?
1064
01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:25,723
I am as...
1065
01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:29,055
good as my word.
1066
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,061
Yeah, I'm cool. Thanks.
1067
01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:37,614
So long, kid.
You were the first friend I ever had.
1068
01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:43,820
I'm sorry, Woody!
1069
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,622
I will never forgive you.
1070
01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:52,291
Tommy, come on.
1071
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,714
Someday you'll understand
why I had to do this.
1072
01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:56,215
I understand.
1073
01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:59,961
I understand
that whenever something bothers you
1074
01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,009
you get rid of it
1075
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:03,928
like me and Mom.
1076
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,264
Come on, that is not fair and you know it.
1077
01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:09,729
I'm surprised
you didn't have us stuffed, too.
1078
01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:15,398
Tommy.
1079
01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:19,151
Tommy!
1080
01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:23,235
Yeah, you're a real tough guy
when I'm all caged up!
1081
01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:26,492
Why don't you open this cage
and we'll step outside and do this right?
1082
01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:27,948
How about man to bird?
1083
01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:32,498
A lot of chirp and no bite.
1084
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,002
Hmph!
1085
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,552
- Guys! Guys!
- Check mate.
1086
01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,855
Woody's been taken. I need your help.
1087
01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,856
What?
- No way!
1088
01:05:17,205 --> 01:05:20,254
Woody, you weren't tryin'
to burn the house down.
1089
01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:23,545
No.
1090
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:26,556
It's show time.
1091
01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:30,434
Gentlemen... and Lady
1092
01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:33,312
this here rare bird
1093
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:36,520
is the Holy Grail of rare birds.
1094
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,570
I give you... the legendary
1095
01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:45,317
Pileated Red-Crowned Woodpecker.
1096
01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:47,031
Hmph.
1097
01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:50,743
100 years it has been thought to be extinct.
1098
01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:54,034
Not only that, Nate,
but everyone thought it had died out.
1099
01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:57,165
And I'm the one who's an endangered species?
1100
01:05:57,454 --> 01:06:02,051
Folks, the opportunity
to add this fine taxidermy specimen
1101
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,126
to your collections
1102
01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:04,756
won't ever come around again.
1103
01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:09,012
The bidding will start
at 100,000 dollars.
1104
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,726
Do I have any takers?
1105
01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:16,890
We can't go in there.
There's people in there.
1106
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:18,733
Let's see if there's a back way.
1107
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,068
We should call the police.
1108
01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:30,824
They'll never believe us.
1109
01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:33,244
By the time they do, Woody will be dead.
1110
01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,793
600,000, thank you.
1111
01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:42,375
670, 650, 650.
Do I hear 675? 700 dollars now...
1112
01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:44,255
Tommy, you came for me.
1113
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:45,710
That's my boy.
1114
01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:49,431
750,000 dollars, 750,000,
750,000 dollars.
1115
01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:53,682
Do I hear 800? 825, 825.
850,000 dollars...
1116
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,013
How do we get him outta there?
- We gotta sneak in and steal him.
1117
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,018
They'll catch us in a sec.
We have to call the police
1118
01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:59,064
or the National Guard.
1119
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,687
That'll never work.
We gotta lure them out.
1120
01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:02,986
How about we pretend
we're wealthy eccentric bidders
1121
01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,063
who are willing to pay like
a million dollars for Woody?
1122
01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:06,322
Sold...
1123
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,401
- for a million dollars.
- Go, go, go, go, go.
1124
01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:13,621
Going somewhere?
1125
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,082
Hey, Sam, have you seen Tommy?
1126
01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:18,660
No, why?
1127
01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:20,620
I thought the Woodpecker
burnt my house down on purpose
1128
01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:23,047
so I hired the Grimes brothers
to capture and get rid of it.
1129
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:24,670
He's pretty upset with me.
1130
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,926
Any chance he might try and rescue it?
- Yeah, maybe.
1131
01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:29,467
I know where the Grimes' place is. Come on.
1132
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:34,052
900,000 dollars. Going twice.
1133
01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:40,394
Sold! To the guy in the...
funny lookin' hat!
1134
01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:42,434
Thank you all so much for bidding.
1135
01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:45,403
Winner, you have
our electronic transfer information.
1136
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:46,563
Funds are due in...
1137
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,402
ten minutes.
1138
01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:03,664
I hope you all are comfortable in there.
1139
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,210
If you two so much as touch a hair
on my friends' heads
1140
01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:11,926
I'll peck you new ones,
and I ain't talkin' about nostrils!
1141
01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:16,181
Squawk it up, bird.
It's the last noise you'll ever make.
1142
01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:19,851
Just so you know,
you're going to jail for this.
1143
01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:21,936
Ooh, just so you know...
1144
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:26,065
Not if they can't catch us!
And we're not stickin' around to get caught!
1145
01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:31,112
We just sold that little bird
for close to a million dollars stuffed.
1146
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:35,950
Otis and me are officially retiring
to Kerching City.
1147
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:38,991
Kerching City. That's in China.
1148
01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:44,129
What?
- Start loading the truck.
1149
01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,043
Please.
1150
01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:02,647
Excuse me, Mr Poacher, sir,
is that poison gluten free?
1151
01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:05,646
Aw, don't worry, bird.
1152
01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:08,945
This is just gonna be like taking a nap.
1153
01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:10,651
Forever.
1154
01:09:10,730 --> 01:09:11,902
Don't do this!
1155
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:15,944
Whatever you're getting for Woody,
my dad will pay double.
1156
01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:18,659
I thought you said your dad was broke.
1157
01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,913
You were bluffing.
1158
01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:24,244
My bad.
1159
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:37,799
Nate!
1160
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,100
Now what?
1161
01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:42,015
Nate!
1162
01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:43,471
Otis, are you...'?
1163
01:09:47,642 --> 01:09:50,361
Well, howdy, Mr Walters.
What can I do ya for?
1164
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:53,239
You got a moose problem now or...?
1165
01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:56,318
I was lookin' for Tommy. He was pretty upset
about the whole woodpecker thing
1166
01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:58,495
and I... I thought he might've come up here
lookin' for it.
1167
01:09:58,569 --> 01:10:03,700
Well, you know how kids are about animals.
I'm sure he'll be fine in a couple of days.
1168
01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,877
I'll...I'll keep an eye out for him.
1169
01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:08,121
Well...
1170
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:09,581
see ya around.
1171
01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:13,885
You guys goin' somewhere?
- No.
1172
01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:16,300
Our, um...
1173
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,970
barn has a termite problem.
1174
01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:23,223
We're just, clearin' out
while we fumigate the place.
1175
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:26,101
Yeah, you do not wanna breathe
those chemicals.
1176
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,522
I learned that the hard way.
1177
01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:31,148
Wait a minute.
1178
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,231
I want the woodpecker back.
- You do?
1179
01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:37,108
You do?
- Yeah, I do.
1180
01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:40,411
If that's what it takes
to make my son happy, it's worth it.
1181
01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:44,832
I'm real sorry, Mr Walters, we...
We already let him go.
1182
01:10:45,283 --> 01:10:47,035
- You did?
- Yeah. He's...
1183
01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:49,792
He's probably flappin' his way
to Saskatchewan by now.
1184
01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:51,418
Come on, Lance, let's go find Tommy.
1185
01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,919
Good luck findin' your, you know, kid.
1186
01:11:02,049 --> 01:11:05,223
Otis, let's stuff that bird
and get the heck outta Dodge.
1187
01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:10,183
What are you doing?
1188
01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:13,190
For the past year I've been finding these
wherever there's been poaching.
1189
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:14,858
It has to be them.
1190
01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:17,323
And I bet anything they still have Woody.
1191
01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:20,071
Get the gun, Otis.
1192
01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:21,986
- It's time to wrap this up!
- No!
1193
01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:23,742
- Please don't.
- Don't do this.
1194
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:26,579
Hey, don't I get a last request?
Like you let rne go?
1195
01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:29,247
- No, please, no, no, no, no!
- Please.
1196
01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:31,875
Hold it right there.
1197
01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:36,296
We're saved! You two are so goin' down!
1198
01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,127
What the hell!
1199
01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:40,930
_ You Dut maad!
on In a cage?!
1200
01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:45,510
Well, that was disappointing.
1201
01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,690
The sheriff's on his way.
1202
01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:04,075
We'll be well over the Canadian border
by the time he gets here.
1203
01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:08,741
Otis, get me my gun.
1204
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,039
Dad, I'm so sorry.
1205
01:12:11,786 --> 01:12:14,790
I just couldn't let them kill Woody.
- Tommy, this is not your fault.
1206
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:18,592
If I had listened to you in the first place,
we wouldn't be here.
1207
01:12:20,127 --> 01:12:21,674
Real heartfelt moment
1208
01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:23,722
but can we please save the schmaltz
for later?
1209
01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:26,517
In case you didn't notice,
I'm about to get stuffed!
1210
01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:28,140
This time...
1211
01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:30,680
no interruptions.
1212
01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:37,361
Guess we could kiss the sequel goodbye.
1213
01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:43,951
That cage was built to hold a bear.
1214
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,119
You can't escape.
1215
01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,496
Who said anything about me gettin' out?
1216
01:12:56,080 --> 01:13:00,005
Get ready for a beat down!
- Crud.
1217
01:13:03,254 --> 01:13:05,507
I wonder who's gonna win.
The suspense is killing me!
1218
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:07,474
Take this. And some of these.
1219
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,348
Where do you think you're going?
1220
01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:15,057
Whoa!
1221
01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:19,938
Now that's what I call, takin' out
the trailer trash!
1222
01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:23,740
Nice job, Woody.
1223
01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:25,739
Hey, I got your back.
1224
01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:28,867
Heads up!
1225
01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:31,748
Get... Get up.
1226
01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,660
Otis! Otis!
1227
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:34,995
Woody, don't let them get away!
1228
01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:37,413
- Come on, come on.
- Woody, go get them!
1229
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:38,956
I'm on it!
1230
01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:42,711
Stop in the name of the law!
1231
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,342
- Ooh.
1232
01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:52,387
No. No. No.
1233
01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:53,517
The truck!
- Keys?
1234
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:55,564
The ATV!
1235
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,063
Take the logging trail
across the border. Go!
1236
01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:09,537
Ee!
1237
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:15,418
I got this.
1238
01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:19,748
Cue the action chase music!
1239
01:14:30,424 --> 01:14:31,471
Ha-ha!
1240
01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:38,857
I'm comin' to get ya!
1241
01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:49,110
Argh. Whoa!
1242
01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:51,495
Whoo-hoo-hod. Whoa'.!
1243
01:14:59,870 --> 01:15:02,669
- I think we lost him.
- Well, come on, let's go!
1244
01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:08,387
Um.. kick it! Come on!
1245
01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:15,803
- Going somewhere?
- Whoa. Hold on.
1246
01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:19,060
Hello, welcome to Canada
1247
01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:21,688
You have anything to declare?
1248
01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:24,316
Quick. Let's go back.
- Get a grip.
1249
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,648
It's just one little bird.
There's two of us.
1250
01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:30,568
Oo-ha!
1251
01:15:30,651 --> 01:15:33,074
Make your move, bird.
1252
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,372
A knife?
1253
01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:41,370
I told you he was more chicken
than woodpecker. Let's...
1254
01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:48,294
What the heck?
1255
01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,760
And for this week's lesson...
1256
01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:59,476
gravity! Tooda-loo-hee-hoo!
1257
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,244
Going somewhere?
1258
01:16:24,038 --> 01:16:25,881
Hey ya, fellas, remember me?
1259
01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:29,468
Save us.
- Yeah, please lock us up.
1260
01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:32,596
- Save... Save us from that bird.
- Lock us up. I'm beggin' you.
1261
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,801
I have been waiting for this day
for a very long time.
1262
01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:37,726
That bird is crazy.
1263
01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:40,395
Who you calling crazy?
1264
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:48,480
Now it's your turn to live in a cage. Ha!
1265
01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,906
- So, what do you think?
- It's pretty cool, Dad.
1266
01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:51,857
It's beautiful.
1267
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:53,943
If you think it's beautiful now,
wait 'til it's actually built.
1268
01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:55,903
Good thing our insurance
covered woodpecker damage.
1269
01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:58,118
Well, I think you're going to be
very happy here.
1270
01:16:58,197 --> 01:16:59,574
And since it's a smaller footprint
1271
01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:01,705
there'll be plenty of room
for the nine hole golf course.
1272
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,996
I'm surprised you didn't want
to build a shopping mall.
1273
01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:06,539
What an amazing idea!
1274
01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,792
Dad. The surprise.
- Ooh, right.
1275
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,128
Saved the best for last. Hey, Woody!
1276
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:15,347
Woody!
- Is it food o'clock?
1277
01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:18,347
Woody, I am very sorry
I destroyed your home
1278
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,928
but technically you destroyed mine first,
so we're even, but...
1279
01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:24,269
in the interest of harmonious living,
I got somethin' for ya.
1280
01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,102
Ready?
1281
01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:33,365
Whoo-hoo! I got a home again!
1282
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:37,324
Wow, it's got built in appliances
and granite counter tops.
1283
01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:38,825
Alright!
1284
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,454
You guys are my family now
1285
01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:44,915
and I never even knew I needed one.
1286
01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:49,549
Aw, he's giving you love taps.
- Too much love, Woody!
1287
01:17:49,623 --> 01:17:50,670
Woody, I got it!
1288
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,510
Night, Dad.
- Night, Tommy.
1289
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:32,465
Home sweet home.
1290
01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,669
Don't you just /oove happy endings.
1291
01:18:35,753 --> 01:18:37,255
Hey! Whoops!
1292
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:42,343
My bad.
1293
01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:43,469
Woody!
1294
01:18:43,928 --> 01:18:44,804
Gotta fly!
1295
01:18:50,017 --> 01:18:52,736
Boy, someone's in a hurry for the credits.
See ya!
1296
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:56,445
"Troublemaker" by Blaze N Vill
1297
01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:15,217
Guess who!
1298
01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:47,090
Niagara Falls
is one of the most scenic spots
1299
01:24:47,165 --> 01:24:48,337
in all the world.
1300
01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:53,843
The grandeur of this famous attraction
brings visitors from far and near.
1301
01:24:54,298 --> 01:24:59,680
It is a favourite spot for honeymooners
who stand and gaze at its wondrous beauty.
1302
01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:04,642
Niagara affects different people
in different ways.
1303
01:25:05,142 --> 01:25:09,943
Some people are overcome by a strong urge
to go over the falls in a barrel.
1304
01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:14,280
Of course, this foolhardy stunt
is now absolutely prohibited.
1305
01:25:14,735 --> 01:25:19,582
And, I might add, nobody has gone over
since I've been on the job.
1306
01:25:19,906 --> 01:25:21,954
Nobody?
- Nobody.
1307
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:22,993
And I...
1308
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:24,586
A barrel?!
1309
01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:29,875
Hey, you, going over the falls in a barrel
is absolutely prohibited!
1310
01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:38,216
Hey, come back with my barrel.
1311
01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:48,353
Yikes! No, no, no, nooo!
1312
01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:55,443
Hooray! Hooray!
1313
01:26:06,745 --> 01:26:08,747
Well, now I need a new barrel.
1314
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:12,877
Good barrel.
1315
01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:15,929
Good solid barrel.
1316
01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:18,136
Whoa.
1317
01:26:20,592 --> 01:26:22,390
- Bring back my barrel!
1318
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,054
You...!
1319
01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:27,228
Hooray! Hooray!
1320
01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:43,832
Come outta there, you.
Crazy woodpecker!
1321
01:26:44,157 --> 01:26:46,080
I'll show ya! Take that!
1322
01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:47,661
Now keep out...
1323
01:26:48,870 --> 01:26:50,247
and stay out!
1324
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:55,089
No!
1325
01:26:57,838 --> 01:27:01,138
Hooray!
- Shut up!
1326
01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:22,283
A barrel!
1327
01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:27,417
I know a barrel when I see one!
1328
01:27:27,993 --> 01:27:28,869
Yow!
1329
01:27:37,002 --> 01:27:39,755
Hooray! Hooray!
1330
01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:58,907
Hooray! Hooray!
1331
01:28:09,201 --> 01:28:10,418
That woodpecker!
1332
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:28,054
Before we go over now, men,
is there anyone here without a barrel?
1333
01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:33,775
Hooray! Hooray!
1334
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:51,418
Wh... Which way to Niagara... Falls?
1335
01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:58,292
# Doo, doo-doo, da-dee! #
1336
01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:00,089
Mush!
1337
01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:03,635
# Doo-doo-doo-doo, da-doo, doo, da-dee! #
1338
01:29:04,297 --> 01:29:05,344
Mush!
1339
01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:08,643
# Doo, da-da-da-dee! #
1340
01:29:09,386 --> 01:29:10,433
Mush!
1341
01:29:11,638 --> 01:29:14,482
# Dee dee, diddle-diddle-diddle-doo-doo!
Da-dum! #
1342
01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:16,480
Mush!
1343
01:29:17,644 --> 01:29:19,897
# Da, da-da da-dee! #
1344
01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:27,946
Hush!
1345
01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:31,040
1% D00, doo, doc, doc, doo-doo-dee, da-doo'. 1t
1346
01:29:32,075 --> 01:29:32,951
Mush!
1347
01:29:33,618 --> 01:29:36,087
# Dee, du-du-doo-doo! #
1348
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,379
# Da, da, da, da, da, da-daa, da-daa! #
1349
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:52,304
Now we'll see
who's going over the falls in a barrel.
1350
01:29:58,435 --> 01:30:00,187
Hooray!
1351
01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:05,488
So, going over the falls in a barrel?
1352
01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:07,528
I'm giving you a ticket.
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