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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 1 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:23,371 -Get out quickly, quickly!!! Quickly, quickly, get out! 2 00:02:23,372 --> 00:02:27,742 -Papa, why you were driving today so quite? -Do not put your nose into other people's affairs! 3 00:02:27,743 --> 00:02:31,494 -Antonio, I'll go to call to the hospital, maybe it is some call for us? -Good. 4 00:02:31,495 --> 00:02:33,925 -Ciao! -Ciao, uncle! 5 00:02:33,926 --> 00:02:37,666 -'m repeating : be good at school and do not repeate yesterday incedent in the future! 6 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:44,789 how you had thought such idea - set fire to a chair under a teacher! It is good that chair has been extinguished, the teacher has not been burned all! Go! 7 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:48,101 -Caviling. -Our behaviour is always good! 8 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:54,273 -Have you matches today? -Marisa, we have so obedient children! 9 00:02:54,273 --> 00:03:01,175 the only sadness that they look like your brother!.. Ciao, I have to go! 10 00:03:01,176 --> 00:03:06,797 -Today you'll come home in time, I hope! -But, Marisa, yesterday I stayed in the hospital.. -Of course, with nurse! 11 00:03:06,798 --> 00:03:09,879 -What nurse? -Ok, so with female doctor! 12 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:15,400 -Right now?!Good,senior,understood!!! -And stop calling to chief medical officer, you are putting me in idiotic position! 13 00:03:15,401 --> 00:03:24,493 - Antonio, good I decided to call, we urgent have to go for a woman! - How? You have taken my brother as the accomplice to yourself! 14 00:03:24,494 --> 00:03:29,984 - Relax, the old woman is dying in the shelter for the aged! - Even old women, you have lost all shame! 15 00:03:29,986 --> 00:03:34,526 - I love you, love!I love ONLY you! I'll buy you a new set of false teeth! - Yes!!! 16 00:03:34,527 --> 00:03:43,779 - For the thirteenth salary! - Stop talking, we are loosing time! - Wait from you...of course..!! 17 00:03:53,372 --> 00:03:56,702 - Here she is! See, how bad she is?! 18 00:03:56,703 --> 00:04:03,554 lying, pure!. Maybe she is died? - This is not our deal. 19 00:04:05,185 --> 00:04:09,536 -Take!.. �p-pa! -What are you doing with me?!!.. what do you want?! 20 00:04:09,537 --> 00:04:13,297 - So, you are not that russian seniora... - No, she is higher, on the third floor!.. - Sorry! Have mistaken! 21 00:04:13,298 --> 00:04:20,849 - Idiots! God damn you! Medicinal leech! I'll complain! 22 00:04:45,155 --> 00:04:51,456 - Antonio, where we can put her? - How do I know, ask the doctor. - Doctor, where can we put her? 23 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:58,608 - How do I know, here everything is busy, look for by yourself. - Maybe somewhere there? 24 00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:21,122 - Here everything is busy too.Look,how everybody likes to be ill!.. Maybe there?.. 25 00:05:21,123 --> 00:05:24,125 No. Let's go further.. 26 00:05:24,225 --> 00:05:29,526 Is here free bed? - Careful, here is a table! 27 00:05:29,818 --> 00:05:32,978 - Is here free bed? - See by yourself! - why you can't compress? 28 00:05:32,978 --> 00:05:37,590 - it is free in the toilet. - you'd be placed there, wit! 29 00:05:37,591 --> 00:05:41,941 - Let's turn the Senora.. - Good, is keeping! 30 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:52,033 - Nurse, you'd put here a traffic light! - Where?! 31 00:05:52,034 --> 00:05:56,435 - Excuse me doctor, our old woman is very bad! - Here is more tightly than at the stadium! 32 00:05:56,436 --> 00:06:01,757 - This bed seems to be free! - It cannot be! Be careful at the turn! I'm falling! 33 00:06:01,758 --> 00:06:04,759 - Hold on to a stretcher! 34 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:11,140 - Here is a bed!.. Free! 35 00:06:13,882 --> 00:06:20,514 - E-e, Where are you? This is my bed! - You'd put a newspaper, if it is yours!.. Damned owner! 36 00:06:20,515 --> 00:06:23,145 - Where to put her? - Let's here. - E-e, move up! 37 00:06:23,146 --> 00:06:25,737 - Is this you talking to me? - Yes, to you! - And why for me? 38 00:06:25,737 --> 00:06:30,818 - Because you are the most thin here.. One.. Two.. - No, do you see, do you see what they are doing?! 39 00:06:30,819 --> 00:06:33,430 I don't want her! - It is more fun together! - I don't want her!.. 40 00:06:33,431 --> 00:06:38,801 - Cmon, look at her!..How much sex in she! - Take off your hand! do you see the lag is broken? 41 00:06:38,802 --> 00:06:48,004 - Santucca, Santucca! He is kicking! Boy!!! - Let it be a son! We are deserve it! After seven daughters must be at least one son! 42 00:06:48,005 --> 00:06:56,206 - No daughters! I order you to give birth to a son! - 'll try! - �-�, moving! 43 00:07:29,743 --> 00:07:34,744 - Where is the registry? - Left along the corridor. 44 00:07:36,285 --> 00:07:42,035 - Are you her husband? - Who, me? I don't know here and don't want to know! - We have to warn relatives, situation is heavy! 45 00:07:42,036 --> 00:07:46,207 - Take her away! - Tell me the truth, am I dying? 46 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:52,729 - No, no, seniora, don't worry! You'll see, you'll live more than all of us, you'll live up to 90! 47 00:07:52,730 --> 00:08:00,521 - I'm 92. - What I said? You did all of us! - Do you know that you have an appendicitis? 48 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:04,334 - Why an appendicitis, I have broken leg, isn't it? - As though if you have broken leg you can't have an appendicitis? 49 00:08:04,335 --> 00:08:08,565 and do not do diagnosis! Who is a doctor here: you or me?.. 50 00:08:08,566 --> 00:08:14,197 Potients became impudent!.. - One minute, proffesor..You must ensure that she born a son! 51 00:08:14,198 --> 00:08:23,090 If it is a doughter again I'll destroy everything here! - Medicine is powerless, everything depends on you! - Do not avoid the responsibility! 52 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:28,041 - Granmother! At least I found you, my dear! 53 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:34,373 Tell me, how is she,is it dangerous? 54 00:08:34,374 --> 00:08:39,755 -Truthly said, the diagnosis not good. Taking into account her age...she is not a girl... - Olia!.. I'm dying! - Granmother! 55 00:08:39,756 --> 00:08:49,067 - Listen me careful..I want you to know. I'm very, very rich.. - Do not worry, it will pass, you'll stand on your feet! 56 00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:57,170 - Let me say..You are my only granddaughter, and I'm leaving everything I have to you! 57 00:08:57,171 --> 00:09:06,592 There's jewelry, gold, pearls on 9 billions.. 58 00:09:09,384 --> 00:09:12,955 Water.. - Give water! - What water? Champagne! 59 00:09:12,956 --> 00:09:20,657 - She raves!She has nothing, she is pure.. - Of course not, who is ������� ���, who's to argue with you.. Of course not, granmother, doesn't digress!.. 60 00:09:20,658 --> 00:09:23,658 - Drink, Gran, drink! 61 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:35,461 - It is here I have nothing,here in Italy.. I hid heirlooms in Russia during the Revolution.. 62 00:09:36,032 --> 00:09:43,934 Go there, Olga, take the key!.. I bequeath to you the treasures in Leningrad 63 00:09:44,715 --> 00:09:56,037 They are hidden beneath a lion..Olga.. - Signora,I beg you, speak louder,here all are close people! 64 00:10:01,539 --> 00:10:06,180 - What she was talking about some billions? Gold, rubies? - Uncontrolled verbal delirium, 65 00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:10,007 a typical example of "Lirio pribaptis". - Of course, the typical delirium! 66 00:10:10,008 --> 00:10:15,069 - And in my opinion, she was fully conscious! - Cmon?"Dilius primortis"! - Heavy old, it is clear! 67 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:18,520 - No, It is nonsence, nonsence! Delirium! 68 00:10:24,462 --> 00:10:28,313 - Cigarettes? - Yes! - No, Thank you, Signor doesn't smoke. 69 00:10:28,314 --> 00:10:34,014 Stop throwing your money away, you are not a millionaire yet!.So many valuable things are sold!.. 70 00:10:34,015 --> 00:10:39,637 Even the clock had to be pawned!.. -Yes, my clocks!.. -What is the difference, and we sold Fiat. 71 00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:44,749 -My Fiat!. -Stop trifles! -I had no lunches for the last two days!..trifles!.. 72 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:52,371 -It is not my fault! -But you had lunches, and I was watching at you!.. -Right, I am a brain, and you have to feed brains.. 73 00:10:52,372 --> 00:11:00,753 Cheer up, we will soon be rich! -tired to walk on foot and without a clock! -Look, mafioso!!! 74 00:11:00,754 --> 00:11:09,375 -Christ and the Virgin Mary! What are you doing here? -What are we doing,Antonio? -We have decided to take a ride to Moscow. 75 00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:12,264 -And back.. -naturlich,yes!. -Are you going to Moscow too? 76 00:11:12,265 --> 00:11:16,969 -Yes, to see relatives!.How, you don't know that I'm origin Russian? -Really? 77 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:22,760 -Is it not Noticeably?! -Noticeably, you have perfect ukranian accent! -And there is nothing to rave about! 78 00:11:22,761 --> 00:11:28,762 -Am I raging?..Raging?!Rosario on the coffin of life has not raged! 79 00:11:35,086 --> 00:11:42,586 -Santa Rosalia, Is it a house for dates? -U-u,rather den gang! 80 00:11:43,377 --> 00:11:46,378 -Pardon!.. 81 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:53,550 Pardon!.. 82 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:56,561 -Good morning!Are you going to Moscow too? 83 00:11:56,562 --> 00:12:00,143 -You know, I head that there are very good orthopedists in Ruassia.. 84 00:12:00,144 --> 00:12:05,555 -And I'm going there too. Russia is my motherland but I have never been there.. Nastalgiya, says, is fashionable now ! 85 00:12:05,556 --> 00:12:08,556 -yes, I understand.. 86 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:14,458 -Please.. -Signorina, I'm asking.. -And this one is here! 87 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:20,850 The all Holy Family! -Siniora, open cards, I think, it is useless to pretend! 88 00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:25,683 -Siniora I 'd like to do a proposal from me and my brother in law, if you allow. -Come on! 89 00:12:25,684 --> 00:12:30,864 -Ok,9 billions is excellent number and perfectly divisible, enough for all, why would not agree? 90 00:12:30,865 --> 00:12:35,046 -Bravo, I agree! -For 500 millions per each..Not lie on a road.. 91 00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:42,358 -One minute!.. -Did you say per 500 millions?.. But if 9 billions to devide per 6, it will be.. 92 00:12:42,359 --> 00:12:45,650 How much will it be, doctor? -1 billion and 500 millions! -Clear? 93 00:12:45,651 --> 00:12:51,401 -And what am I talking?For 500 mil per each, and the rest for me and Giuseppe..Sorry Doctor, but who discovered old woman? 94 00:12:51,402 --> 00:12:58,253 -Who dragged her to the hospital? We!!! -These 500 mil are not enough even for sigarettes for me! -Smoke less. Smoking is harmful to health! 95 00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:02,455 -Are you calculating my money?! 96 00:13:03,236 --> 00:13:08,566 -Are you crazy?Funny! listen and wonder how you are cheeky dividing my money.. 97 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:11,909 Do not forget that I have a legitimate heir to the treasures! 98 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:21,712 -Sorry, signorina, but you don't know sovetic laws! The treasure has been hidden during the Revolution, and now you have no rights to it! 99 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:31,674 So you are on the same state as all others! -Ok, will see!I wish you a successful hunt! 100 00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:35,916 -Olga knows more then we! -I go! -Before the death, the old lady whispered smth in her ear!.. 101 00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:40,817 -What did she whisper? -Didn't hear. Silence, the mafia is coming! 102 00:14:33,987 --> 00:14:42,338 -Cabin depressurization! The crew, prepare for disaster reduction! 103 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:17,366 -�-�-�-�-�!!! -Giuseppe, where are you going? 104 00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:28,498 -signorina,brandy, please! 105 00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:42,702 -Santa Rosalia!!! 106 00:16:00,255 --> 00:16:05,306 -I'm 6015.. Man is overboarded! Man is overboarded! 107 00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:08,858 -Immediately go to the landing, rescue man! 108 00:16:08,859 --> 00:16:13,289 -Doctor, the patient is nervous, maybe bring him up? -No-no,then we all wll be freezed! 109 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:18,571 -And if to pop him out and for one competitor less? -We need him as a stopgap! 110 00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:24,723 -Yes, and if he fall down, he'll bboke his head! -Exactly! 111 00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:31,335 -To save the passengers decided to land on the highway. 112 00:16:31,336 --> 00:16:38,637 -Land to Minsk highway between 132th and 140th km! 113 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:49,121 -Dear passengers, our plane makes emergency landing. It is absolutely safe! 114 00:16:49,122 --> 00:16:55,563 Please do not smoke and fast your seat belts! We hope to see you again on the board of our plain! 115 00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:58,564 Thank you for your attention! 116 00:17:11,857 --> 00:17:14,858 -We had to go by train!.. 117 00:17:50,935 --> 00:17:53,935 -Good buy! 118 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,489 -Bravo!!! -Bravo to pilot! -Bravo! 119 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:18,011 -Bravo,Aeroftol is fine! Ura to pilot!!! 120 00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:58,589 -What me? Look what is going on on your roads?! 121 00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:54,719 -Will unfreeze!.. Tools, mask! 122 00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:06,132 -Do-d�-d�,doctor.. Am I alive or in-in the other world? 123 00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:21,716 -Welcome to Moscow! Who is Signor Antonio Lomazzo? -He is there. 124 00:20:21,717 --> 00:20:24,717 -Signor Antonio Lomazzo.. 125 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:41,950 -Who is Signor Antonio Lomazzo here? -He is crazy. 126 00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:45,952 -You? -What have you done? -I'm your guide! 127 00:20:47,603 --> 00:20:52,344 -We don't need a guide. -We haven't ordered. We have no money even for crying, and you are saying guid...thanks! 128 00:20:52,345 --> 00:21:00,387 -Signora, I am free.Please take flowers! -Nom we don't need even free. we will do with a printed guide,sorry. 129 00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:04,438 Give Flowers! -Sorry, instead of free guide could we get a free clocks? 130 00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:09,571 -Why are you interrupting me all the time. I'm not your guide, I'm his!. I will accompany you everywhere. 131 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:15,342 -Please,do not let them both to be out of your sight, they both need your attention so much! -You know, we will be ok without you,Signor guide. 132 00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:19,534 Take care about this beautiful signorina, please. She is so bored.. -With pleasure! 133 00:21:19,535 --> 00:21:23,706 -thank you! -But it is Signor Antonio the million Italian tourists, 134 00:21:23,707 --> 00:21:31,487 is visiting our country! -Me?.. I hadn't only this!(sarcasm) -And you are not pleasured? 135 00:21:31,488 --> 00:21:35,960 -Of course! -Please note, the Moscow airport Sheremetyevo. Takes daily 136 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:42,421 planes of the 63 countries of the world! -Signor Antonio, go to the passport control, I'll take care about car. 137 00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:45,423 Hope to see you soon! 138 00:21:45,484 --> 00:21:49,884 -What is he doing there so long? -thank you. 139 00:21:49,885 --> 00:21:55,726 -Passport, please. -Antonio, I'm already finished. -Cmon, doctor?! 140 00:21:55,727 --> 00:22:00,539 -It was here! -You have blocked the whole road, step aside! 141 00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:04,720 -Tell them who I am! -But I don't know you! -It is more then enough! 142 00:22:04,721 --> 00:22:09,292 -Signor has no passport, and behaves so insolently! -Doctor, we will miss you! 143 00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:12,293 -Let's go, we have no time! 144 00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:14,915 -One is done! 145 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:24,817 -Do you see a lame man behind me?It is a famous smuggler! Usually, he hides the drugs in a cast. 146 00:22:24,818 --> 00:22:28,459 -Sorry, but you have to go with me! -What? -We need to make personal search. 147 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:34,691 -No, I can't -- I'm in a hurry! -I beg to follow me! -Listen, I protest, you have no right!.. 148 00:22:34,692 --> 00:22:41,663 -Please!.. -I will complain! This is a violence against the person! -We have the right! 149 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:47,634 -Please.. -What happened!.. What happened??? -We will carefully remove the gypsum. 150 00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:51,946 -No, it's a disgrace, it's rudeness! -I ask you to sit down! -It is a violation of all international rules! 151 00:22:51,947 --> 00:22:56,468 -If it is nothing there, why are you so nervous? -Sit down! 152 00:22:56,469 --> 00:23:00,431 -Do not come to me!!Do not come to me!!! 153 00:23:00,432 --> 00:23:03,432 by myself,by myself!!! 154 00:23:04,374 --> 00:23:10,974 Ui,ui!!!... Mamma-a!!! -Calm down, I'll help you, calm down! 155 00:23:16,225 --> 00:23:22,967 -Where is Olga? -Here she is. -Listen, I'll influence on her with my charm! 156 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:28,969 -with what? -Charm.I'll conquer her and she will tell me everything. I'll invite her to dance and in the rithm of tango 157 00:23:28,970 --> 00:23:35,101 she 'll not stand. How do I look? -it is impossible to look worser! And what about my sister! Have you forgot her?! 158 00:23:35,102 --> 00:23:36,872 -Don't worry, she is in Roma, 159 00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:39,793 and to take care about Olga I'll untill well known limits. -I'll fix the limit! 160 00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,855 -Please, signor, your car. -Aaa, what about my car?! -Why are you interfering all the time? 161 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:46,917 I'm serving the millions of tourists! Do not bother to work! -And I'm the million first tourists, 162 00:23:46,918 --> 00:23:51,809 also I'm his brother.. of wife.. -Is that your relative? -Unfortunately!.. 163 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:58,561 -I am ready. Sit down with us in the car! -I'm not on the same way with you. 164 00:24:00,812 --> 00:24:06,665 -I can not find a reason to invite you to come with us. Let's go without any reason!.. -Such candor cannot be answered by refusal! 165 00:24:06,665 --> 00:24:09,666 166 00:24:19,628 --> 00:24:22,978 -Nobody has left from mafia yet! 167 00:25:00,836 --> 00:25:05,897 -Olga, Let my brother in law to take care about you. -It will not do any leasure for me. 168 00:25:05,898 --> 00:25:11,419 -I'm handsome man, Olia!.I want to know everything about you! Be frank with me! -Why? 169 00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:17,121 -Why?Because he wants to know what did you granmather wisper to you. -Shut up, moron! 170 00:25:17,122 --> 00:25:27,433 -But my mom taught me always speak the truth! -What mom? You have never had her. -But how could I came to the world, without a mother? 171 00:25:27,434 --> 00:25:34,386 -�-�! -Well,do not respond so painfull for the girl's refusal?! 172 00:25:34,387 --> 00:25:39,298 -St. Basil's Cathedral was build on Red Square in honor of the capture of Kazan. 173 00:25:39,299 --> 00:25:45,969 Do not allow architects to build something like this, the king ordered to blind them. -Despite this sad legend, 174 00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:50,941 I like this place. I'll stay here. -Really? Good decision, we 'll stay too. -Yes, we too. 175 00:25:50,942 --> 00:25:54,633 -Signora, but I haven't shown all, haven't told everything.. -I am saying goodbye for you. 176 00:25:54,634 --> 00:25:58,434 -Why? -Because I want it. -Yes, but.. 177 00:25:58,435 --> 00:26:03,436 -Was very glad to meet you! -�,me too! 178 00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:06,958 -Good buy! -Can I take a suitcase? -Yes, of course. 179 00:26:06,959 --> 00:26:12,489 -Where did she go? -To be so crouched for all your life! 180 00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:16,291 -Senor guide, sorry, in which hotel we will stop? -The Hotel Metropole. 181 00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:24,694 -Excellent hotel! Let's send our baggage there. And will have walk on foot. Yes, walk around Moscow! I will warn the driver. 182 00:26:24,695 --> 00:26:29,896 -Are you crazy,What Metropol? We have to go to Leningrad! -The only our baggage will go to the hotel. 183 00:26:29,897 --> 00:26:37,718 We can't lost Olga! -Dear friends, in front of you the hotel Russia, It can accommodate 5,000... 184 00:26:37,719 --> 00:26:40,719 Signori.. 185 00:26:57,213 --> 00:27:04,984 -Red Square is the heart of Moscow and of all country! I think that you are pursuing this girl. -Who, we? No!! 186 00:27:04,985 --> 00:27:13,767 -Really you think it?She is biutiful woman, don't you like her? -No, I like! 187 00:27:13,768 --> 00:27:22,180 -Here ahe is!!! -GUM,One of the largest stores in Europe, daily servers 200,000 customers. 188 00:27:22,181 --> 00:27:25,181 -Colossally! 189 00:27:26,802 --> 00:27:36,603 WARNING: In a few minutes the Fashion Models salon starts the show of spring-summer season 190 00:27:38,355 --> 00:27:42,706 starts showing of spring-summer season models 191 00:27:42,707 --> 00:27:48,657 -Modest evening gown of silver brocade with a deep cut on his back. 192 00:27:48,658 --> 00:27:57,149 Convenient to have guests.. Casual business dress. Jacket of dark blue velvet and pants in light tone. 193 00:27:57,150 --> 00:28:00,741 -Miss, Are you new? I can't recognise you. 194 00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:09,604 -The dress of kremplena, without sleeves, it lengthens the body line. 195 00:28:10,115 --> 00:28:12,906 -Signor Antonio, where are you going, it is a fashion show here! 196 00:28:12,907 --> 00:28:17,587 -Stop, Signora, I beg you! 197 00:28:19,369 --> 00:28:24,920 It is not used here to kiss models!.. Sorry, continue, sorry! Mistake! 198 00:28:24,921 --> 00:28:29,091 -Signora!! -She is somewhere here! -I have to apply the force! 199 00:28:29,102 --> 00:28:36,393 -Long black dress always adorns a woman! Red rose at the waist adds a light mystery. 200 00:28:36,395 --> 00:28:41,044 In this dress you can go anywhere. 201 00:28:43,006 --> 00:28:46,007 Hey, miss, where are you going???!! 202 00:28:48,788 --> 00:28:54,899 -What is going on? -�-�-�.. Italians tourists.. 203 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:59,291 Expansive nation, the first day in Moscow. Tired after the trip.. -They destroyed everything! 204 00:28:59,292 --> 00:29:02,243 -Why everything?Something is still ok. -Your documents. 205 00:29:02,244 --> 00:29:09,015 -Car rental!.. -The watchman is on a rehearsal, he sang in the initiative. And he has the key. 206 00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:13,517 -The only one key? -Yes. -If your watchman is singing you should have another key! 207 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:19,568 -Good advise!.Why we hadn't thought about it early?! 208 00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:55,845 -Giuseppe, as usual, I born an outstanding idea! -You are ginious! 209 00:29:55,846 --> 00:30:02,218 -I know. I'll have to take this Vassiliev in the deal. He knows the geography and speaks not only Italian but also in Russian. 210 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:05,479 -You're amazingly observant! -Yes I am. -But, we will have to share with him! 211 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,281 -You are trifling again! Billion more billion less.. 212 00:30:09,282 --> 00:30:13,583 -Yes, but I have never seen a billion in my life! -I still don't know hoe to say him about it. 213 00:30:13,584 --> 00:30:19,554 you understand, Giuseppe, the form is important. Tactfully, delicately.. -You are right, as usual! 214 00:30:19,555 --> 00:30:26,016 -Antonio, let's go, I'll take care about. -And a little more tact, Giuseppe.. 215 00:30:26,017 --> 00:30:29,868 -Andrew, do you want to earn a billion dollars? -Yes!.. 216 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:32,869 To our mutual success! 217 00:30:33,971 --> 00:30:40,641 -When I have a lot of money, I'll do medicine and will make plastic operations. 218 00:30:40,642 --> 00:30:44,884 -Why plastic? -To tidy up your sister's face. 219 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:51,676 -Look at her more carefully, she is not so ugly! -I saw her with any lightening. She is like you! 220 00:30:51,677 --> 00:30:55,897 -Excuse me!.. -When I get rich, you know what I will do? -Nu? 221 00:30:55,898 --> 00:31:01,616 -I'll buy russian restourant. -You would only to fill the belly! -Yes, and the main goal is not to pay for it! 222 00:31:01,617 --> 00:31:06,118 -Andrey, what are you gonna do? -Me?.. 223 00:31:07,102 --> 00:31:10,652 'll get merried. -Do you have a bride? 224 00:31:11,273 --> 00:31:21,015 -I have, but she doesn't know about it. -I propose a toast to the health of your bride! How is her name? 225 00:31:21,016 --> 00:31:24,017 -I don't know it. 226 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:40,220 -I'll pay. -�,no-no-no,no! -I'll pay! 227 00:31:40,221 --> 00:31:45,372 -You are guests. I'll pay! -I told you, Antonio, that he will pay! 228 00:31:45,373 --> 00:31:48,774 -Thank you, everything was very tasty! 229 00:31:53,376 --> 00:32:00,176 -Hello for everybody! -Now we'll play in cards.. �-�-�-�!!! 230 00:32:06,378 --> 00:32:12,609 -Hey, jailbird!!! -Wait, you will not go away from us! -Scoundrel! Where are you going! 231 00:32:12,610 --> 00:32:15,611 -Stop the train! 232 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:43,857 -Excuse me, sir, here please! -Yes, what do you want? -Have you found your passport? 233 00:32:43,858 --> 00:32:50,219 -No, I have searched all the plain. -Sorry professor, but without a passport you can not go back to Italy. 234 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:56,921 -I can not go back? But I'm Italian!I live here in Rome. Here I have clinic, chair. At least, Here is my family and my lover(mistress)! 235 00:32:56,922 --> 00:33:00,522 -When you found your passport--welcome home. And now I ask you return to the plain.These are our laws! 236 00:33:00,523 --> 00:33:04,804 -To the hell your laws! -Take him away, Take him away right now! -I hate plains, I hate to flight! 237 00:33:04,805 --> 00:33:09,946 I'm sick from flights. You'll be sorry, I 'll find a manage on you.Damned bureaucrats! 238 00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:17,008 Passport is more valuable then free personality for them! Be Cursed the person invented the passport! 239 00:33:17,009 --> 00:33:21,740 -Stop! -Nobody wants to ride! -Because you're not credible! 240 00:33:21,741 --> 00:33:28,402 -You are credible! -Stop,stop!! -�,this is our old friend! 241 00:33:28,404 --> 00:33:31,494 -Stop,stop!! -didn't recognised! -Stop, Where are you going? 242 00:33:31,495 --> 00:33:33,685 -Wait, hussy! -Wait, a poisonous snake! -How is her name? 243 00:33:33,686 --> 00:33:37,136 -Olga. -My fiancee name -- Olga! -What your fiancee, this our main 244 00:33:37,137 --> 00:33:41,479 competitor.We have to catch her up! Let's stop this rattletrap! -Stop,stop!! 245 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,479 Stop, for God's sake stop! 246 00:33:46,171 --> 00:33:53,872 Thank you Signor driver, please ,faster, for that red car! -What do you dig, faster, daddy! 247 00:33:53,873 --> 00:33:58,494 -Listen, can you hurry? HU-R-RY UP! 248 00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:06,746 -Give more gas, Granddaddy! -Let me help you..Clutch..Here, third gear! 249 00:34:06,747 --> 00:34:09,947 -What are you doing? You are taking people! 250 00:34:11,399 --> 00:34:14,400 -Carefully!!! 251 00:34:17,281 --> 00:34:25,303 -Faster, granddad, give more gas! -Oh, Antonio, she is going out from us! -Giuseppe, look!.. 252 00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:30,596 -Antonio, with us! -got! -Leave me alone, crazy! 253 00:34:30,597 --> 00:34:33,827 -Grandpa, you are a born racer! 254 00:34:35,267 --> 00:34:38,558 -Nu, give him here. -Why do you grabbed? Beware, tear! 255 00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:41,709 -What to tear? 'll buy the new one. -Fast, in the last car! 256 00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:47,711 -What are you up to? This is theft! I do not want to have something with it! 257 00:34:47,712 --> 00:34:51,413 What is russian from you?! You are Neapolitan! 258 00:35:01,275 --> 00:35:04,275 -Hey, hello! 259 00:35:09,268 --> 00:35:12,268 -Stop!!! 260 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:24,371 -Olga!!! -Yes, here she is! 261 00:35:53,637 --> 00:35:57,737 -what a snake! -hey, stop! -for what? 262 00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:02,360 -We need you. -I don't need you, ciao! 263 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,801 -hey, have you seen it? 264 00:36:35,337 --> 00:36:38,337 -are you crazy?!! 265 00:36:54,731 --> 00:36:57,732 -Go,go! 266 00:37:05,764 --> 00:37:11,805 -Wow, what a car!! Submarine! Look, how is beautiful here, as in an aquarium!!! -Do not open the window, fool! 267 00:37:11,806 --> 00:37:14,806 -Beware, do not crush the fish! 268 00:37:16,198 --> 00:37:19,798 -We have lost a lot of time, ahead! 269 00:38:09,898 --> 00:38:14,398 -E-ee, where are you going!!! Why have you buried me? 270 00:38:47,405 --> 00:38:51,005 -This is the true "Russian hills"! 271 00:39:07,299 --> 00:39:12,259 -we catched you, darling! Now you'll not go anywhere from us! -Olga, let's do not quarrel, give up! 272 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:16,201 -Better give me a sigaret. -She is smoking when driving! -Please. 273 00:39:16,202 --> 00:39:20,623 -Thank you. -Olga, you are now our prisoner, the resistance is useless! 274 00:39:20,624 --> 00:39:25,774 -Stop, low creature, or then it will be worse! -Ah, this way? 275 00:39:45,819 --> 00:39:50,870 -Where she has dissapiared? -Dunno, and there is no way to turn! 276 00:39:55,932 --> 00:40:03,333 -What the hell, where is she? -As if she flew into the pipe! -the witch! 277 00:40:16,506 --> 00:40:21,658 -What happened? Flat tire? -Gasoline is over. -The devil! 278 00:40:21,659 --> 00:40:25,839 So well traveled, and it is... All the time we have no luck! -gas station! 279 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,890 -I see, I see. Let's push it. 280 00:40:29,121 --> 00:40:32,122 -One-Two,�h.. -train! 281 00:40:46,855 --> 00:40:50,946 -Hey, can I do something for you? -Intrigante, everything you could do, you did! 282 00:40:50,947 --> 00:40:58,498 -I have never expected it from you! -Hey, Signora!.. -Full tank, we are in a hurry! 283 00:42:55,348 --> 00:42:59,300 -Faster, in the car! Every minute is important! -Interesting, how are you going to drive on it? -Don't tuch him, let him go. 284 00:42:59,301 --> 00:43:06,951 -We can use fire truck! -Perfect, they have what to do here. After me! 285 00:43:18,624 --> 00:43:25,775 -Here she is, look, here she is! -Exactly! -Push,Andrey! You will not go away from us! 286 00:43:26,747 --> 00:43:33,447 -pull out the ladder! She does not know that we are pursuing her. 287 00:43:34,678 --> 00:43:37,678 -More courage, Antonio! 288 00:43:44,891 --> 00:43:47,891 -Well done, Andrey! 289 00:43:47,923 --> 00:43:58,025 -Giuseppe, my head is spinning..�i!.. -Antonio, do not worry if you fall, we'll pick you up! 290 00:43:58,396 --> 00:44:02,066 -despite you are a coward, you are brave! -i know. -From where did you come??! 291 00:44:02,067 --> 00:44:05,068 -from sky. 292 00:44:08,849 --> 00:44:18,600 -What do you need here? -Why you are so,I missed you. what are doing today evening? 293 00:44:23,042 --> 00:44:26,143 -hei,hei,carefull! -Who is it? 294 00:44:29,194 --> 00:44:32,625 Who else is coming for my head? -close people. -I can't left you tet-a-tet. 295 00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:35,627 The honor of my sister is important for me! 296 00:44:43,008 --> 00:44:47,636 -Hello, how are you? -Good. -me too, can I come in? -Yes -Thank you! 297 00:44:47,637 --> 00:44:51,585 -Just do not brake, or you'll shake him -I know. -Will not interrupt, signorina? 298 00:44:51,586 --> 00:44:55,302 -No-no! -I am at your service. -You are the only one of this gang, who I'm glad! 299 00:44:55,303 --> 00:44:59,874 -Ups, I think I'm falling! -Take my hand! -From the happiness! 300 00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:05,876 -hands,head,legs.. -legs are still there.. -Here we are all together! 301 00:45:09,073 --> 00:45:17,975 -Ancient Russian town founded in 10, or in 11 century. A, who knows...? 302 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,921 -Where??? Are you crazy?! 303 00:45:36,269 --> 00:45:40,147 -Please..Yes?I asked for the hospital. 304 00:45:40,148 --> 00:45:44,844 Is it nurse on duty talking? Very good! I'm Rosario Agro. Has she born? 305 00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:49,951 Cmon?! She had to born a lot of time ago! You are holding up delivery by yourself so I have to pay more! 306 00:45:49,952 --> 00:45:52,365 Pregnant?Who is Pregnant?Listen, you don't know me! 307 00:45:52,366 --> 00:45:55,489 When I return to Roma we'll talk, remember it! 308 00:45:55,490 --> 00:46:03,178 Redneck illiterate!.. Rosario Agro has never been called prednant before! 309 00:46:03,178 --> 00:46:09,280 "Train No. 42, Odessa-Leningrad, arrives for the fifth way" 310 00:46:10,706 --> 00:46:17,284 "Fast train Leningrad-RIGA leaves from the third way" -You? You again! 311 00:46:17,285 --> 00:46:21,862 Why are you spinning, as a mosquito near my nose?! Meet again-- will broke second leg!! 312 00:46:21,863 --> 00:46:25,814 Santa Rosalia! -Do not angry me, kill you!!! 313 00:46:39,393 --> 00:46:47,508 -So we are in Leningrad, good buy. -Sit! -We have repaired her car,and she.. 314 00:46:47,509 --> 00:46:50,205 guys, be calm! 315 00:46:50,206 --> 00:46:52,732 -Go out, I have no time, I'm in a hurry! 316 00:46:52,734 --> 00:46:57,821 -Digging is a hard man work. -Of course, muscles are needed, but you are so fragile. 317 00:46:57,822 --> 00:47:02,747 -will hire diggers, would be cheaper. -According to our laws, all that lay in the ground state-owned. 318 00:47:02,748 --> 00:47:07,253 If diggers find a trasure, they immidiately pass it to the right place. -But I am the legitimate heir and 'll take the treasure if i find it 319 00:47:07,254 --> 00:47:11,569 -This will be like a theft! -So you, soviet sitizen,are participating in the theft?! 320 00:47:11,570 --> 00:47:14,856 -Don't do demagogy, I just like adventures! 321 00:47:14,857 --> 00:47:20,704 -And even more-money!-Yes, and money. -Briefly speaking, I'm the only one who knows the sign my grandma told me before death 322 00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:26,420 -How much you want to recieve for it? -70%, the rest is for you. 323 00:47:26,421 --> 00:47:35,322 -This is frank robbery -We will not have an agreement with this meanie! -Hey, bloodsuckers,how much you want? 324 00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:41,518 -for 25 % per each, deal? -65 % me, the rest is for you. 325 00:47:41,519 --> 00:47:44,964 -No! -60 me,40 you. -No deal! 326 00:47:44,965 --> 00:47:52,666 -55 me,45 you. -Not enough! -50 me,50 you! -To the cars! 327 00:48:50,606 --> 00:48:58,034 -144,145..Lost count!..147,148,149..149 328 00:48:58,035 --> 00:49:03,793 -Have you stucked? -Seems to be..149,Olga,stop.. 329 00:49:03,794 --> 00:49:06,795 150..Finish! Uff! 330 00:49:08,242 --> 00:49:17,993 -Guys, there are more lions then resident people in this city! -If you dig beneath each, then life is not enough! 331 00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:31,075 -My grandmather had danced in this theater.. 332 00:49:31,076 --> 00:49:36,827 -Let's get out of the car and honor the memory of grandmother! 333 00:49:47,890 --> 00:49:50,890 -Two more!.. 334 00:49:55,741 --> 00:50:00,767 -I think, we should dig here, near the theater. -Why here? -Because I Said So. 335 00:50:00,768 --> 00:50:05,606 -Then under what lion? They are two! -Moment. -Dear associates, let's be logical! 336 00:50:05,607 --> 00:50:12,933 In my opinion, this is not the TV show! Do you think that the grandmother was stupid enough to bury treasure here, where a lot of people all the time?|| 337 00:50:12,935 --> 00:50:18,631 -Maybe she was dugging from the inside, from her makeup room? -Well, then it's not grandmother, this is Count of Monte Cristo! 338 00:50:18,632 --> 00:50:22,567 -Do not go to that world for her secret..! -Yes, don't drawn yet! 339 00:50:22,568 --> 00:50:27,129 -I like this lion. And then there is a second sign here.. 340 00:50:27,130 --> 00:50:30,130 -What sign? -I'll not tell it. 341 00:50:31,690 --> 00:50:36,676 -Have you found your passport,Signor? -If I never found it I should fly all my life? 342 00:50:36,677 --> 00:50:42,132 -Without a passport you can not go on Russian land! -This is incredible, I had already flown 280 hours 343 00:50:42,133 --> 00:50:51,080 In these plains! And in Rome my patients are waiting me! Wife, children ...And, finally, I want to take a bath! 344 00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:59,533 -Antonio, was have I hired you for nothing?! -I'm coming! -Stronger, more! Slackers! 345 00:51:04,298 --> 00:51:08,794 -Stop, stop working!.. Who is boss here? -Calm, I'm chief. 346 00:51:08,795 --> 00:51:17,797 -We have a rehearsal! Why you haven't agreed with us? -And remove the cigarette!. A gas leak! 347 00:51:18,892 --> 00:51:21,517 We ordered to fix it urgent! 348 00:51:21,518 --> 00:51:28,863 -Hence, we can blow up? -Sure!. That is how? .. MAybe you 'll blow up, and maybe not! 349 00:51:28,865 --> 00:51:34,065 -Ivan! -�?-Am I right? -H�-h�..-This is Ivan. 350 00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:09,263 -Nobody left in the theaer. You can blow up! But remember, Chaliapin and Karruzo sang in the theater! 351 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,361 352 00:52:28,267 --> 00:52:31,268 -I'll show him now....! 353 00:52:56,088 --> 00:52:59,728 -Interesting,what are they going to do? 354 00:52:59,729 --> 00:53:03,390 Olga,arrived! An empty space at the bottom! Dig!! 355 00:53:03,391 --> 00:53:06,392 -E-e, what is it? 356 00:53:12,733 --> 00:53:19,474 Put, you do not know me yet! Will catch you and will nip you ear and 'll force you to eat it before my eyes! 357 00:53:19,475 --> 00:53:26,386 -Hey, you, cuckold, let me go! -Good, Antonio, raise him higher! 358 00:53:26,387 --> 00:53:30,518 -Shut up, you, unshorn monkey!You will finish badly! 359 00:53:30,519 --> 00:53:40,731 -We will wash you now!Antonio, there him, there! Into the water! -Now we will pay you! For everything! 360 00:53:40,732 --> 00:53:44,383 -Let down! -Help! Killers! 361 00:53:44,994 --> 00:53:52,524 Nobody has ever destroy Rosario Agro!.. Mafia is immortal! 362 00:53:52,525 --> 00:53:56,876 I will get you even under the water.. 363 00:54:00,068 --> 00:54:03,618 -let the water will you rest in peace!Amen! 364 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:09,640 -We have paid a mafioso! -Where have you been, we have found a treasure! -Really, where? 365 00:54:09,641 --> 00:54:13,022 -Here it is! -I will share, I'm very good in deviding! 366 00:54:13,023 --> 00:54:19,763 -I think we did a hole in a wine cellar! -And what? The tresure in this cellar! -You see, the only wine are here! 367 00:54:19,764 --> 00:54:25,007 -And will celebrate! -Would you even sometimes think when you are talking! Our treasure certainly has been found by those who dug this cellar! 368 00:54:25,008 --> 00:54:30,988 -Yes Antonio, you are right. Unfortunately we are late. -What is the second sign that you know? 369 00:54:30,989 --> 00:54:39,740 -Now it is no sence to hide it.. In hundred paces from a lion should be a fountain. 370 00:54:47,152 --> 00:54:50,153 -Look who is coming! 371 00:54:54,774 --> 00:54:58,295 -This is mafioso! -What is the suitcase it? -Seems to be havy! 372 00:54:58,296 --> 00:55:07,448 -probably treasures are in the suitcase! He found it under the water! -Why we are here! Run! Ahead! 373 00:55:17,881 --> 00:55:23,632 -Stop! -Stop, catch him! -Thief!! 374 00:55:30,664 --> 00:55:37,065 -I will surround him, surround!!! -Get away -return our treasure,Thief! 375 00:55:40,017 --> 00:55:47,387 -Why are you beating me? The suitcase is with you friend! -Giuseppe, Giuseppe, return the suitcase! -Giuseppe, you're crazy, traitor! 376 00:55:47,388 --> 00:55:51,869 -Wait, I tell you! -We are family, Giuseppe! -What family, he is a crook! 377 00:55:51,871 --> 00:55:57,370 -Relative! -No, not a relative! Crook! -Wait! 378 00:55:59,002 --> 00:56:09,255 -�?..Again you, damned lame villain! Have I warned you? Say good buy your second leg! You will limp on both legs! 379 00:56:09,256 --> 00:56:17,657 -Don't do it, I'll do by myself! By myself!..�-�-�-�! -Santa Rosalia! 380 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:46,532 -Mother, why are you sitting, enough to babysit! He has stolen a baby carriage! 381 00:56:46,703 --> 00:56:49,153 -Where?!!! 382 00:56:49,154 --> 00:56:52,955 Back,the bridge is separated!..Wait,wait! 383 00:56:53,326 --> 00:56:58,578 -Giuseppe, you'll fall! -Stop! -Excuse me, comrade! 384 00:57:13,650 --> 00:57:21,702 -Giuseppe, wait, Giuseppe! -Wait, you will off! -Suicide, what are you doing? 385 00:57:26,003 --> 00:57:31,124 -He is already on the other side! -Giuseppe, jump back, I beg you! 386 00:57:31,125 --> 00:57:33,106 -Well, joked, and that's enough, Giuseppe! 387 00:57:33,106 --> 00:57:39,507 -Catched? Treasure thiefs, beggars!!! 388 00:59:05,412 --> 00:59:09,302 -Careful, Olga! -Moment! -Give me your hand! 389 00:59:09,303 --> 00:59:13,154 -�, what I'll do when I catch you! -He will not run away from us! 390 00:59:13,155 --> 00:59:20,006 -The road will be here, it is necessary to demolish the house in three days 391 00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:25,547 -3 days are not enough. We need at least 5 days, no less. Big house! -No, you have to finish in time! 392 00:59:25,548 --> 00:59:31,870 -I'll look here, in the bushes! -No, he's somewhere there, I know his habits! -Where has he gone? 393 00:59:31,871 --> 00:59:36,223 -where is he?! -Here he is, catch him!! -�,caught! 394 00:59:36,224 --> 00:59:40,084 -Traitor! -I have warned! -Don't! Don't beat me! 395 00:59:40,085 --> 00:59:43,436 -necessary! -Let go bag, trash! 396 00:59:45,317 --> 00:59:51,378 -He wanted to steal my treasure! -Drive him out of our society! -I will not steal anymore, forgive me! 397 00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:55,279 -Get out of here, a vampire! -Get out of here! -I repent! Sorry! 398 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,391 -Any sign of you would not be here! 399 00:59:58,392 --> 01:00:07,793 -Good!I love money so much, more then anything else! -Let's open the suitcase! -Yes, without the hype! 400 01:00:08,354 --> 01:00:11,355 -Solence!! TICKS 401 01:00:14,807 --> 01:00:18,657 -Momma! -There's a bomb!!! -Get down!!! 402 01:00:32,381 --> 01:00:39,211 -Siniora, Nevsky Prospect is in front of you. This is the central line of the city. Russian writers praised the Nevsky Prospekt. 403 01:00:39,212 --> 01:00:45,574 Let's take Nikolai Vasilievich Gogol... -Help!Help me!!! -How did you get there, insane? 404 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:56,447 -How did you manage it? -I do not know, remove me, I'll fall! Oh, remove me! Rather, help me! 405 01:00:56,448 --> 01:01:00,218 -And you said five days are needed! -Who has known? 406 01:01:00,219 --> 01:01:06,019 -Wait, I know where treasure is buried! -Where? -Remove me, then I'll say! 407 01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:12,081 -Have you watched a movie, "War and Peace"? Antonio, we were watching it together with you! 408 01:01:12,082 --> 01:01:18,663 -Well, have looked, and what? -Do you know who wrote this story? Tolstoi and his name was Leo! 409 01:01:18,664 --> 01:01:24,566 Save me now, I deserved forgiveness!Remove me! 410 01:01:25,477 --> 01:01:29,957 -Leo Tolstoy, Why I did not realize!Now I'll bring spades.. -Antonio, wait, Antonio!! 411 01:01:29,958 --> 01:01:32,380 -Ran after him! -Olga.. -�i!.. 412 01:01:32,381 --> 01:01:35,211 -What happaned? -Leg... -Where the leg, Olga? 413 01:01:35,212 --> 01:01:39,042 -I'll play a little bit and will give you back not simple one, but gold! 414 01:01:39,043 --> 01:01:42,044 -Start here. Hurry! 415 01:01:43,695 --> 01:01:52,617 -Antonio, this monument was builded to 50 anniversary of writer death, in 1960 year. 416 01:01:52,618 --> 01:01:59,329 -Hello, a hospital? Rosario Agro is speaking.What? Hasn't given birth yet? It's rudeness! 417 01:01:59,330 --> 01:02:04,670 well,ok, say my Santuciya good news- the treasure is mine! Not a single competitor is left! 418 01:02:04,671 --> 01:02:08,562 I send them all to the "Other World"! Let give birth to an heir! 419 01:02:08,563 --> 01:02:12,574 -Are you tired? -I'm ready to wear you on my hands forever! 420 01:02:12,575 --> 01:02:18,006 -Do not take on such a heavy load, will be ruptured.. -You are light. 421 01:02:18,007 --> 01:02:23,328 -But I have a difficult character. -Enough confering privately! What kind of manners it is, to hide everything from friends?! 422 01:02:23,329 --> 01:02:25,669 -Do not bother, he is saying me he loves me... 423 01:02:25,670 --> 01:02:27,650 -Hi. -Andriusha! -Here we are! 424 01:02:27,651 --> 01:02:31,131 -What is it? I wish you'd said, you are coming! -Mama.. 425 01:02:31,132 --> 01:02:34,073 -Well, who are you carrying about, and why?? -Mama.. -And who are they, your new friends? 426 01:02:34,074 --> 01:02:37,075 -Wait a minute, you are all dirty! -Mom, I've grown! 427 01:02:37,076 --> 01:02:41,307 -Wait.. -You are adult man..Amazing, he is like his father! 428 01:02:41,308 --> 01:02:46,728 -They don't understand. -Not true, everybody is able to understand mother! -They don't. They are italians! 429 01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:52,810 -They are italians, italians!! -Andrew, you're an amazing person!It's your style. 430 01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:56,241 You have invited foreign guests, and I'm not dressed! 431 01:02:56,242 --> 01:02:59,643 Sorry, come in please! -Thanks! -Pardon! 432 01:02:59,644 --> 01:03:05,846 -Put her, eventually, and kiss!.. me!.I'm mother! 433 01:03:05,887 --> 01:03:08,887 -Hello! -Hello! 434 01:03:34,082 --> 01:03:39,983 -Foreign guests are in the house, prepair the table. 435 01:03:40,184 --> 01:03:43,205 And stop kissing when I'm talking with you! 436 01:03:43,206 --> 01:03:45,756 -4 millions. -and 10 in addition! 437 01:03:45,757 --> 01:03:48,757 -10.. And 30 more!.. 438 01:03:49,698 --> 01:03:53,799 -Ha-ha-ha..And 50 in addition! -Your 50 and 100 more! -And 200 millions more! 439 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:59,471 -What interest are you playing? -for grandma treasure. -Well, play,play. 440 01:03:59,472 --> 01:04:04,053 -'m opening!I have valet couple, and you? -two 10th.. -Mine! 441 01:04:04,054 --> 01:04:10,175 -And here is the royal penguin. Andrew's dad pictured him to Antarctica. Yes, he's a polar explorer! 442 01:04:10,176 --> 01:04:15,977 Papa polar explorer, and not a penguin. Here is Andrew's dad with friends.. This is me in my youth. 443 01:04:15,978 --> 01:04:19,709 Tell me olease, is it serious with Andrew or not? 444 01:04:19,710 --> 01:04:25,271 Here is Andrew's dad again, and here is Andriusha. he had just received the title of police captain.. 445 01:04:25,272 --> 01:04:33,222 But, in my opinion, the form doesn't good to him. He is tracking down the very-important criminals! 446 01:04:34,913 --> 01:04:41,165 -First, the Fish is reporting. Comrade Colonel I beg to release me from doing this job! 447 01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:46,766 I can't take part in this robbery any more. 448 01:04:48,628 --> 01:04:52,839 The gas station is blowned up, car is burned, historical monuments have been destroyed.. 449 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:57,131 Comrade Colonel, I hardly begging the government do not arrest italians... 450 01:04:57,132 --> 01:05:03,603 Colonel, I don't understand, are these tresures cost so much?!! 451 01:05:03,604 --> 01:05:06,605 Understood! Understood everything. 452 01:05:06,906 --> 01:05:12,796 Deal!.. To continue to do the job. -Petr Maksimovich, hello for your wife! 453 01:05:12,797 --> 01:05:16,738 -And one billion more! -One billion and 5 in addition! 454 01:05:16,739 --> 01:05:19,689 -6 billions! -Exactly! -Do you think it is so easy? 455 01:05:19,690 --> 01:05:24,751 Have you came here to beat me at cards?! Or to find tresures?..Sharper! 456 01:05:24,752 --> 01:05:29,302 -Why are you angry,it is not my fault I'm receiving good cards?! -A-a, to the devil!! 457 01:05:29,303 --> 01:05:35,884 Money are finished, and treasure is not found! -Antonio, calm down! Why are running around like a lion in a cage. 458 01:05:35,885 --> 01:05:42,188 -Ha, lion in a cage..Lion in a cage?.. As a lion in a cage!.. 459 01:05:42,599 --> 01:05:45,749 It is interesting!Ha-ha-ha-ha!!! 460 01:05:48,381 --> 01:05:51,270 -Why are you so happy? -I know where the tresure is! -Listen what I have known! 461 01:05:51,271 --> 01:06:02,074 -First tell me. -No word when Vasiliev is near! He is specially charged to follow us! 462 01:06:05,085 --> 01:06:08,085 -Here it is!!!.Treasure! 463 01:06:33,810 --> 01:06:36,911 No end to them..these predators! 464 01:06:58,425 --> 01:07:02,566 -Olga!.. -U-u? -What are you doing today evening? 465 01:07:02,567 --> 01:07:06,958 -I'm going to spend it with you. I'm so bored from these treasures! 466 01:07:06,959 --> 01:07:12,850 -I think, I have already found my treasure! -Lets leave these rapscallions here and go to my room! 467 01:07:12,851 --> 01:07:20,451 -� �������� ������� � ����, ��� ��������� � ������! Go, my children!.. 468 01:07:21,603 --> 01:07:24,603 -Well?.. 469 01:07:28,596 --> 01:07:31,596 -Bye! 470 01:07:38,629 --> 01:07:45,629 -Eleven at night, and it is light! -Ignorant, it's white nights! -Look.. 471 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:53,442 -What are they doing here? Have crawled from the grave? 472 01:08:02,124 --> 01:08:04,424 -Olga! -Yes? -Let's have a dinner together! 473 01:08:04,425 --> 01:08:07,426 -With pleasure! 474 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,607 -�.. �.. 475 01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:14,218 What will you drink? -Something you will offer. -What will you eat? 476 01:08:14,219 --> 01:08:17,220 -Something you will order. 477 01:08:20,043 --> 01:08:23,043 -Hello, restaurant? 478 01:08:29,324 --> 01:08:34,366 -Oh, what a huge, how to dig under alive lion? -You see, in a hundred meters is a fountain! 479 01:08:34,367 --> 01:08:37,557 And here the lion is. Understood? Have grasped the idea of Grandma? 480 01:08:37,558 --> 01:08:42,569 Granny buried treasure under the beasts of prey, rather than under a stone lion!. Alive caretaker! 481 01:08:42,570 --> 01:08:48,761 Now listen me careful..First of all necessary to establish personal contact between us and the lion. 482 01:08:48,762 --> 01:08:52,942 Who of us would go for it? -You! -Nooo! You! Well, go, quickly! 483 01:08:52,943 --> 01:08:57,594 -Bobik, Bobik!.. -Hello, Leva!Good evening! 484 01:08:58,124 --> 01:09:01,375 He doesn't understand italian language! -Of course he doesn't, he is russian! 485 01:09:01,376 --> 01:09:05,877 Let's hurry to dig until he heard! 486 01:09:17,530 --> 01:09:23,972 -I'm so glad that I managed to come here!.. Otherwise we would have never met! -I'm very glad too! 487 01:09:23,973 --> 01:09:29,873 -Finally we are only two!.. And no these blockheads are around! 488 01:09:30,524 --> 01:09:33,525 -Kiss me!!! 489 01:09:56,609 --> 01:10:02,260 -Switch off the light, I'll come soon! -Olga! I'm at work.. 490 01:10:04,853 --> 01:10:11,353 -Close window shades, too light. -Well, if you insist... 491 01:10:12,975 --> 01:10:17,976 -Take off your clothes ... I'm almost ready. -I'm ready long time! 492 01:10:20,607 --> 01:10:24,557 -Turn away to the wall! I'm ashamed you. 493 01:10:28,819 --> 01:10:31,819 -Close your eyes. I'm coming. 494 01:10:48,743 --> 01:10:51,743 -Olia! Olia!..Olga!!! 495 01:10:56,926 --> 01:11:00,027 Olia, open! It's not clever. 496 01:11:00,388 --> 01:11:04,648 -I thought you really love me. But you are charged to follow me! 497 01:11:04,649 --> 01:11:10,620 Dirty Spy! -I'll explain you everything!.. -Everything is clearm I don't want listen you! 498 01:11:10,621 --> 01:11:16,542 -Olia, our police received a telegram, subscribed by Marisa,wife of Antonio, that Antonio is not a tourist, but treasure seeker. 499 01:11:16,543 --> 01:11:19,284 It is not my fault this job has beed assigned to me. 500 01:11:19,285 --> 01:11:22,285 Olia, I love you! 501 01:11:26,026 --> 01:11:32,527 -No Andrew, I don't I do not believe you, everything is finished between us! Good bye! 502 01:11:47,130 --> 01:11:50,132 -Good night, Romeo! 503 01:11:54,973 --> 01:11:58,934 -Hello, manager? An employee of a criminal Tracing , Vasiliev, is speaking. 504 01:11:58,935 --> 01:12:05,686 The taxi, number 36-70, Just has moved off from the Hotel Astoria.. 505 01:12:31,530 --> 01:12:35,551 -Captain Vasilev.. -He has dropped a passenger at the entrance to the zoo. -Where? 506 01:12:35,552 --> 01:12:38,553 -Near the zoological garden. 507 01:12:40,584 --> 01:12:48,306 -And how the policeman has known about treasure? -We have told him ourselves, do you remember? -remember,remember.. 508 01:12:48,307 --> 01:12:53,648 But he had already known everything when he met us in the airport! -It means somebody warned him! 509 01:12:53,649 --> 01:12:58,320 -Marisa! I just found it! -Your sister! -Your wife! 510 01:12:58,321 --> 01:13:01,321 -Jealous fool!!! 511 01:13:33,907 --> 01:13:36,908 -�-�-�-�-�-�-�!!! 512 01:14:03,363 --> 01:14:06,614 -Look!!! -Treasure! -Here it is! 513 01:14:08,425 --> 01:14:15,776 -�,mafioso! -Well, now I'll show you..! -Treasure is mine! I have seven daughters of marriageable age! 514 01:14:19,987 --> 01:14:28,190 -Well, now you will not get out of here alive! -I'll nip your ear! -Only not my ear! 515 01:14:28,191 --> 01:14:31,191 -Will kill and bury here! 516 01:14:33,133 --> 01:14:36,823 -Stop fighting! It is enough for all of us! 517 01:14:36,824 --> 01:14:42,525 -I have never seen such in my life! -We are reach! -I'm happy! 518 01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:51,447 -These treasures belong to the state!I declare it to you as a police captain! 519 01:14:51,638 --> 01:14:54,638 Hands!!! 520 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:05,081 -Oi, Lion! -�-�-�-�!Help! -Mama!!! 521 01:15:05,692 --> 01:15:11,263 -Save me! -Olga, do not panic! Do not panic all!. Orderly exit! 522 01:15:11,264 --> 01:15:16,915 - He will eat all of us! - Help! - Do not be afraid! 523 01:15:20,797 --> 01:15:28,249 -Help!!! -You're a policeman, Andrew, shoot! -With what, I haven't weapon. 524 01:15:28,250 --> 01:15:33,230 And more, I am a member of the Society for the Protection of Animals! -I have an idea, if a lion is fed - he is not dangerous...Olga! 525 01:15:33,231 --> 01:15:38,811 Female body softer than men's. -Just touch her, I'll throw you there! -What me?.. Skin and bones! 526 01:15:38,812 --> 01:15:46,534 -What do you argue, dilettante! Lets throw the policeman, and we will get a treasure! Rosario Agro has never been eated! 527 01:15:46,535 --> 01:15:50,435 -Faster, why are you so long?!Open! 528 01:15:53,747 --> 01:15:58,548 -smart alecks, let be the woman first! -I'm the only child in the family! -And defective! 529 01:15:58,549 --> 01:16:04,800 -Do not forget the box! -Olia. run! -Let me go, let me go! 530 01:16:07,431 --> 01:16:10,431 -Giuseppe,Giuseppe!Hold him! -With me! 531 01:16:11,434 --> 01:16:15,735 -Don't eat me, I'm not tasty! Don't eat me! 532 01:16:17,755 --> 01:16:20,805 -Wait, do not leave me! 533 01:16:41,549 --> 01:16:45,881 -My treasure!.. -Don't tuch! -Gold is for me! It is becoming more expensive. 534 01:16:45,882 --> 01:16:49,712 -Well, signori, calm down! These all are not yours! -Take your hands, you have no weapons. -And what? 535 01:17:29,501 --> 01:17:36,171 -Do not hurt him so much! -Do not teach me, I know how to beat! -On, hold, get! 536 01:17:36,173 --> 01:17:39,593 -You are adventurous! -Predator! -Oi, Mama! 537 01:17:39,594 --> 01:17:43,245 -Go away! -Help! -Get out of here! 538 01:17:46,036 --> 01:17:49,037 -Coming, coming! -Get out of here! 539 01:18:30,525 --> 01:18:33,525 -Andrew, do not be mad! 540 01:18:34,967 --> 01:18:39,567 -Do not let him, do not let! -Quiet, quiet! 541 01:18:41,379 --> 01:18:45,079 -Need to know, Is he here or not. -I'm afraid! -Hold the door! 542 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:48,082 -I'm afraid! -Check it. 543 01:18:48,102 --> 01:18:52,433 -I think, he's gone! -He's here, I can smell him! 544 01:18:52,434 --> 01:18:55,435 -Save yourself, run! 545 01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:19,709 -Give me your hand! 546 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:27,161 -Mamma-mia!.�i.. 547 01:20:37,234 --> 01:20:41,165 -Okay, has joked and that's enough, get out! get out! 548 01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:44,167 -�-�-�-�!! 549 01:21:43,897 --> 01:21:46,897 -Here he is!.. To the Matrioshkas!!! 550 01:22:25,704 --> 01:22:28,705 -Your pass?! 551 01:22:44,888 --> 01:22:52,980 -Faster! -Oh, what a coincidence! -Oh, you are sad sack. How someone can trust you someone else's good!... 552 01:22:52,981 --> 01:23:00,071 -Stop, or I'll broke your crutches!.. Stop,paralytic, stop,if you appreciate your life? Stop!! 553 01:23:00,072 --> 01:23:04,923 -Stop! Give me my treasure! Give me the treasure! 554 01:23:08,270 --> 01:23:14,471 -Tresure is mine! -Nobody has gone from Rosario! -And I has gone! 555 01:23:15,177 --> 01:23:18,178 -Thief! -Stop!!! 556 01:23:23,871 --> 01:23:26,180 -Ha-ha-ha!!! 557 01:23:26,181 --> 01:23:29,182 558 01:23:29,313 --> 01:23:34,024 -I understood, the lion pursues only the person with treasure! -Hush! 559 01:23:34,025 --> 01:23:38,476 -Leva, Levochka, do it! -Catch him! -Fas! 560 01:23:45,497 --> 01:23:49,098 -Go away, you beast! -Bite,bite,bite! 561 01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:55,459 -Take it, brute! -Run, run! 562 01:24:18,665 --> 01:24:25,236 -Do not nervous me! If Rosario Agro lose control, it will be bad for you! 563 01:24:25,237 --> 01:24:29,477 Have you understood me? Go away! -Get out of here, you're tired us to the death! 564 01:24:29,478 --> 01:24:35,790 -Oh, I'm hungry from this running around! -He is hungry even more, you can be sure! 565 01:24:35,791 --> 01:24:39,881 -I'm freezed! -And I'm totally freezed, even started to cough! 566 01:24:39,882 --> 01:24:42,403 -And I have sciatica, I can not sit on the stone for long time! -Well, get down. 567 01:24:42,404 --> 01:24:50,195 -Enough whining, Signori!I 'll take him on myself. Get down to the river and quickly get in the boat! -You are true man. Andrew! 568 01:24:50,196 --> 01:24:55,898 -Go on, mentally I'm with you! -Olga.. -Andrew, do not go, stay with us! 569 01:24:55,899 --> 01:24:59,340 -Maybe you want to go with him too?Please there is no objection! 570 01:24:59,340 --> 01:25:05,781 -Lion will have a dinner of two courses: the first and second. He will be very pleased. 571 01:25:05,782 --> 01:25:08,782 -Do not lick, patience .. 572 01:25:10,434 --> 01:25:13,434 I'm coming. 573 01:25:19,246 --> 01:25:22,297 Well, fine, let's talk. 574 01:25:24,818 --> 01:25:29,238 Perfect! Look, are not you ashamed? Where is your hospitality? 575 01:25:29,239 --> 01:25:33,810 You're the master.. Leva,be calm! I'm nervous too... 576 01:25:33,811 --> 01:25:38,561 Leva, you have disgraced our city,It is foreign guests.. You must be polite and courteous. 577 01:25:38,562 --> 01:25:44,423 Look, where you have driven these unfortunate Italians?! Well, why do you want treasure?! Why do you want money?! 578 01:25:44,424 --> 01:25:49,587 For what are you going to spend it?.. Siniori, faster, until I spoke to his teeth .. But I have already spent all the words..! 579 01:25:49,588 --> 01:25:56,048 Well, anyway all your life you will be fed for free, not like me!.. And your lioness, it is unlikely she will wear these jewels.. 580 01:25:56,049 --> 01:26:01,620 Seniori, talking the full nonsense! He will discover it now, faster!!! 581 01:26:01,621 --> 01:26:05,462 Leva, if I would be in your place.. Calm! Keep yourself in hands! 582 01:26:05,463 --> 01:26:10,943 If I were you, I would have tucked tail and went back to the zoo. Understood? 583 01:26:10,944 --> 01:26:18,096 Good! Went.. Wait, the zoo is in the other direction! Leva, where are you going?! 584 01:26:21,247 --> 01:26:24,248 -Orivederchi,Leva! 585 01:26:24,449 --> 01:26:32,399 -Now we are out of reach! -The treasure is ours! Well done Andrew! 586 01:26:32,911 --> 01:26:37,311 -You have to work as a tamer predators! 587 01:26:42,184 --> 01:26:50,425 -One..a-and two! -Vasiliev, ciao!!! 588 01:26:51,636 --> 01:26:59,437 -Will not catch us! -Thanks for the help! -Be health, ciao! 589 01:27:43,296 --> 01:27:46,296 -Help! -Save me! 590 01:27:47,957 --> 01:27:51,708 -Andrew! -Andrew, I'm sinking!!!! Help! 591 01:27:55,039 --> 01:27:58,040 -Save me, I can not swim! 592 01:27:59,852 --> 01:28:02,852 -Andrew, save me! 593 01:28:06,073 --> 01:28:10,273 -Get off from me! -Andrew, help!!! 594 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:24,948 -Faster! -Help! -'m sinking! 595 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:32,000 -Olia, Olia, careful! 596 01:28:35,502 --> 01:28:39,322 Olga, are you cold? -I do not know, thank you, Andrew! 597 01:28:39,323 --> 01:28:42,634 -Thank you, friend! -Give me your hand?! 598 01:28:42,635 --> 01:28:47,785 -Throw him, Andrew, will be for one less! -�,he!!! 599 01:28:49,166 --> 01:28:53,717 -Sit down, come on! -We will catch him! 600 01:29:23,183 --> 01:29:28,874 -Damn capitolist, Why do you want so much money?! -Return my treasure, illiterate beast! 601 01:29:28,875 --> 01:29:34,676 -Give, give! -Take away your dirty paw! -Careful! 602 01:29:36,257 --> 01:29:42,108 -Grandma's jewelry! -Calm down, we'll got it! 603 01:29:53,950 --> 01:30:00,511 -It is your fault! -Where is he swimming? -Who knows...in Africa! 604 01:30:00,512 --> 01:30:05,213 -It is my treasure! -Wait me on the coast! 605 01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:30,709 -First, I'm Fish, reporting from the bottom of Neva river. Treasure is ours! 606 01:31:07,297 --> 01:31:10,787 -Enough joking, guys! -Police! There are many of them, but we are alone! -Run! 607 01:31:10,788 --> 01:31:16,319 -All are lost! They will exile us to Siberia! -Do not leave me! 608 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,750 -Wait, Signori, wait, wait, where are you? 609 01:31:18,751 --> 01:31:27,403 Wait, Signori! -Rosario Agro has never been caught before! -Wait,stop! 610 01:31:28,923 --> 01:31:31,543 stop,Signori! 611 01:31:31,544 --> 01:31:36,646 -Wait,stop! 612 01:31:36,647 --> 01:31:41,747 For the first time I see such boneheads! Stop! 613 01:31:41,748 --> 01:31:52,850 Listen!! According to our laws, persons who found the treasure is assumed 25 %, it is huge amount of money! 614 01:31:55,782 --> 01:31:59,333 -Stop , at least!! 615 01:32:01,064 --> 01:32:04,325 Repeat, what we are owed? 616 01:32:04,326 --> 01:32:07,576 You are owed 25%!.. 617 01:32:10,327 --> 01:32:17,949 Lame will be treated for free, but mafioso has to pay for gas stations, machine and twenty 618 01:32:17,950 --> 01:32:22,400 mutilated stone lions. -I do not have a penny! How I'll return to home? 619 01:32:22,401 --> 01:32:29,272 -But for the help to demolish the old house, he owed bonus equal to the cost of ticket from Moscow to Rome. 620 01:32:29,273 --> 01:32:35,074 -Thank you at least for this! -What are you talking, no problem!.. 621 01:32:36,045 --> 01:32:40,275 -It is a pity that you leave, I will miss you! -In Italy we have a phrase: 622 01:32:40,276 --> 01:32:46,137 "The one who found the friend -- found the treasure"! -Yes, exactly! -Remember, you have friend in Italy! 623 01:32:46,138 --> 01:32:49,290 -Thank you! -Andrew, two friends! -Thank you! 624 01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:54,152 -Three, Andrew! If you need to kill somebody, write me and I'll come! -Don't think I'll need it. 625 01:32:54,153 --> 01:32:59,004 -Pardon!.. -What are the miracles? -How are you? 626 01:32:59,054 --> 01:33:02,095 ATTENTION, THE MESSAGE FOR SINIORO ROSARIO AGRO. 627 01:33:02,096 --> 01:33:04,516 -It is for me, my wife has born a son!!! 628 01:33:04,517 --> 01:33:11,139 YOUR WIFE HAS BORN A GIRL, CONGRATULATIONS -Bravo, bravo!!! -The eighth, who will merry them! 629 01:33:11,140 --> 01:33:14,740 -Congratulations! -Good bye. -Good bye,captain! 630 01:33:14,741 --> 01:33:17,982 -Major! -Really?! -Good bye, captain! 631 01:33:17,983 --> 01:33:21,653 -Major, blockhead! -Major-blockhead! -You deserve it, bandit! 632 01:33:21,654 --> 01:33:29,105 -Shut up, you! -Let's go! Come on, how you can't understand?! Major has to say goodbye to Olga.. 633 01:33:29,106 --> 01:33:39,308 -Eight girls and wife at home.. Will return to Roma -- will do a chop from her, 'll learn how to give birth! -Hello, Andrew! 634 01:33:45,900 --> 01:33:48,821 -Oh, a familiar face! -Who? -It is Doctor! 635 01:33:48,822 --> 01:33:54,823 -Doctor, good day, how are you? -Beard suits you! -It seems you have stout?! 636 01:33:54,824 --> 01:34:00,234 -I'm moving not enough.. Without the passport they dont let me go anywhere, neither in Russia nor in Italy! 637 01:34:00,235 --> 01:34:04,666 I have to hang between heaven and earth in those damned planes! 638 01:34:04,667 --> 01:34:08,858 By the way, how has ended the story with the treasure? -As for the treasure, the doctor, then .. 639 01:34:08,859 --> 01:34:14,580 -With whom have you decided to share?Who knows this bearded man?! What treasure?! 640 01:34:14,581 --> 01:34:17,581 -Please, go to the plane. 641 01:34:49,368 --> 01:34:53,798 -Thank you!I have great news! -What news? 642 01:34:53,799 --> 01:34:59,790 -Plan. There the treasure of Cherokee Indians in America is indicated, marked by a cross! 643 01:34:59,791 --> 01:35:05,581 They buried him under the baobab 200 years ago! We will buy the whole Rome for this money! -How much did you pay for this secret? 644 01:35:05,582 --> 01:35:08,783 -Utter nonsense, all of your part. 645 01:35:09,384 --> 01:35:15,145 -So, we are leaving tomorrow. I have already booked tickets for plane Rome-New York, flight 201. 646 01:35:15,146 --> 01:35:19,797 -Antonio!.. -�? -fuck off! .. 647 01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:46,800 �������� ������ annufko 1.12.2010 �. 648 01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:57,80068774

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