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- I'm not into guys.

- Then why am I here? - Previously on "sistas"...

I was hoping that you could help me

with your girl Sabrina. Fine.

You better be lucky you're cute.

The man I saw was not getting a divorce.

I know he's getting a divorce.

All I'm saying is don't get your hopes up, ok?

I am fine.

Will you marry me?

Take that ring...

And leave.

I'm not gonna go through with the divorce.

That man loves me.

He also gave me this new ring.

Heh heh heh.

That's beautiful.

Thank you. That's what I thought, too.

Heh heh heh.

Uh, it's crazy that I thought that he checked out.

Mmm.

Heh. I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

No, you didn't waste my time.

Well, that's kind of you to say that.

I meant it.

I'm sure the bill will say otherwise.

Sorry. No, no.

This is a good day. Ohh.

I know this is disappointing for you.

No. No, not at all.

I'm happy for you.

Are you married?

No.

Well, when you get married, and I'm sure you will,

you'll see that once you have invested

in building a life with a man,

you'll take so much shit

to try and hold onto what you built.

I understand.

Thank you.

I hope I never have to see you again, no offense.

I get it.

Yeah.

You have a great day.

You do the same.

Thanks.

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Hey.

Andi?

Karen. Girl, you at work?

Yeah.

Ok, look, I'm gonna finish up this client,

then I'm coming right over, ok?

Woman: ? don't my girls hold me down ?

? Let them boys mess around ?

? My love life is a headache ?

? We're going out tonight ?

? 'Cause I'm into the love ?

Andi.

My office.

Yes, sir.

Close the door.

So what happened?

She said she didn't want to go through

with the divorce.

And you're sure you didn't have anything to do with that?

No, sir.

You sure?

Sir, I did not persuade her one way or the other.

Well, you should have.

I'm sorry, am I missing something?

No. You know what this place is.

Yes, but I didn't think

we were in the business of ending marriages.

We're in the business of making money,

so keep that at the front of your mind.

Yes, sir.

You know, I've been thinking about your conflict.

I think that you should take the rest of the day off.

Are you firing me, sir?

Andi, I'm protecting you.

You've obviously been crying.

I'm fine. No, you're not.

I have a lot riding on you, and I don't want you to ruin it

'cause of your personal matters.

But, sir, I can still do...

You don't get it. You're being watched here daily.

I feel that.

Go home. I'll tell the partners

you're in a meeting with potential clients.

Yes, sir.

Karen's hair mastery.

Hey, may I speak to Karen?

This is she. It's Aaron.

Aaron who? Aaron.

Your ice cream buddy.

Oh, hey.

Did I catch you at a bad time?

I mean, I'm at work.

Sorry. I wanted to take a chance and call you.

Ok, well? You haven't called me.

It hasn't even been 24 hours.

I know, but I really want to take you out to dinner

and apologize for my actions.

Well, look, I, um...

Come on, don't say no. Just...

Look, I know this really great place that just opened up.

It's called ransom.

Oh, I've actually been wanting to check that place out.

Well. Look, Aaron, you know,

I just really don't think it's...

I think you should say yes.

Tonight. 8:00.

Ok. Awesome.

What's your address? I'll pick you up.

No, I'll meet you over there.

Ok. See you at 8:00.

See you at 8:00.

And wear some comfortable shoes.

I hear there's dancing.

Ok. Great.

See you tonight.

See you tonight.

And that is the left, and when you put that line in,

you have to raise that one and highlight it in yellow.

But when you put the passenger's...

Zac. Zac. Cart coming through.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Thank you so much.

Cart coming through, cart coming through.

Hey, I'll be right back, ok?

Man: Thanks. Mm-hmm.

Hi.

Hi. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

You are so chipper.

I try to be. Can I help you with something?

You can give me some of what you on.

Heh. Excuse me?

Nothing. You're just always this sunny?

I am so blessed.

Hmm. Mm-hmm. Can I ask you a question?

Sure. Yeah.

What you give him? Excuse me?

What'd you give him?

That's none of your concern.

Girl, you better be glad I'm at work. Heh heh heh.

I'm sorry. What is that supposed to mean?

Just, you know, what did you give him?

I don't have to tell you that information.

Hmm. Mm-hmm. Just tell me,

are you sleeping with him?

Oh, my goodness.

That's a yes or no question.

I'm just looking out for you, ok,

because he gave me herpes.

What? Yeah, girl.

I'm just, you know, trying to have your back.

You know, I don't need to do anything

because I'm not sleeping with him.

Ok. All right.

I'm just warning you, looking out for you, man.

I'm not doing anything with him, ok,

because he knows my uncle.

Your uncle?

Yes. My uncle is a pastor,

and he runs a homeless shelter for men,

and he goes there at night.

A shelter?

Yes. And I volunteer there on the weeknights.

And I recognized him from here.

And I told him he has nothing to be ashamed of.

So I gave him dinner. That is all.

I'm really sorry about your situation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he's really just staying at a shelter?

Yeah. And don't tell anybody.

I'm sorry.

Listen, can I pray for you?

A prayer?

Yeah. I know it's not something

that you see at work often,

but I would really like to pray for you.

Yeah. Don't be spitting on me. I'm good.

If you say so.

So you're going to avoid me all day, huh?

I have a customer. Sir, sir, have a nice day, sir!

Come on. Are you mad that I went out to coffee with him?

I'm happy if he's into you.

Are you really? Mm-hmm.

You're so full of shit.

I am.

Ok. Then ask me how the date went.

Well...

See? You can't even ask me.

If it was any other man, you would ask.

Ok. Go ahead. How was it?

Well, we went for coffee.

Mm-hmm.

And he was sitting there looking all good

and smelling all good.

And I was sitting there, looking all good

and smelling all good.

And I sat perched with my legs crossed ever so perfect.

Toes pointed down one leg,

extravaganza in full effect.

Heh. You... you listening to me?

Yeah. Go on, go on.

Then look at me.

Go on.

Then he wrecked me, girl.

Baby, I sat up there just flirting, batting my eyelashes,

and all he could say was, "can you hook me up with your friend?"

What?

What friend?

You, bitch!

Me?

Girl, the whole coffee

and conversation was about you.

What? Yeah.

You are such a judgmental little whore.

How can you say that?

Judging that man and not wanting to go out with him

because you thought he was gay.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Well, then, why is he so comfortable around gay people?

Oh, Sabrina. That is so homophobic.

Oh, bitch, please. You started it.

Well, how did I start it?

You're the one that told me he couldn't be straight

if he was that friendly.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Ok, I was wrong.

Exactly. Thank you.

We're both wrong, actually.

All right. All right. We are.

Well, he has two gay fathers,

and he's been around gay people all his life.

Really?

Yes. He's straight,

and he likes you, and I like him for you.

He's a good man, Savannah... Sabrina,

whatever your damn name is, a good man.

Really? Yes.

You didn't blow it, but if you don't call him soon...

Ok. Ok. I'll call him.

Now. No.

Now. Now?

Yes.

What if I just text him?

You better do something, ho.

Woman: ? I'm not gonna be this lost forever... ?

Gonna see you in two weeks.

Keep it wrapped in a satin bonny.

Hey, girl. I was just on my way over.

No need. You took off?

I was forced off.

What happened?

Ok. Ok.

Come on.

Ok.

What happened?

My boss told me to leave.

Did he find out?

He already knows. I mean, kind of.

I told you that.

Mm-hmm.

I was upset,

and he didn't want the partners to see me.

I like the way he's looking out for you.

They're only thinking about the money.

He don't give a damn about me.

What exactly happened, Andi?

She came to visit me.

Andi.

She said that they had a great night

and that she doesn't want to get a divorce anymore.

No.

She said he went to the gym.

You know what that means?

That means he was with you?

Exactly.

And when he was with me, I was so pissed.

I went off.

And then he cried,

and then he took out this ring.

What?

He proposed.

He did it this morning.

But he's already married.

That's what I said.

I don't get it. I don't understand.

He got down on one knee, and he cried and he begged.

And I was so mad.

I forced him into her arms.

Andi, what are you talking about?

She said that when he got back home from the gym,

he was crying,

and he gave her a ring,

the very ring I said no to.

Did you... did you ask him about the airport?

No.

I just wanted him to get the hell out of my life.

I am so mad at that son of a...

I know you have to be.

No.

Andi... No, I don't need this,

and I don't need him. No.

I know, I know. No. No.

Andi, calm down, stop.

Please.

I'm sorry.

What is wrong with me?

What am I doing?

Andi.

Come on, please, calm down.

You're upsetting me now.

Come on. Girl.

I'm gonna go to his job.

I want to scream.

No. Yeah.

Andi, we're not gonna do that.

Yeah. We're not gonna do that.

No, I wanted him to just...

He needs to give me back my key,

and he needs to get the hell out of my life.

Ok. Come on. Sit down.

No.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Ok. Look.

Look at me. I know, I know.

I'm shaking.

Look.

One day, we're gonna figure all this shit out

and have a good laugh.

But until then...

Go ahead, block him.

Karen, no.

Block him. I did it with Zac.

You did?

Yes. When?

This morning.

No. Mm-hmm.

Come on, move on with me.

Let's do it. Do it. Get your phone.

Block him.

Ok. Mm-hmm.

You did?

Go ahead, girl.

Girl? Girl, what you doing?

I'm deleting the contact.

What?

What's the point of blocking

if you don't delete the contact? You didn't?

No.

Oh, then you will. Do it.

No. Do it.

Andi.

Do it. If we're gonna do it, we gotta do this.

Let's delete the contact on 3.

On 3.

You ready? No.

1, 2, 3.

What now?

Let's smoke this...

Yeah, you take the first hit, baby girl.

You hit it. I got you.

Thank you.

Oh. You still pretty.

Damn.

Where'd you get this from?

Girl, you out of practice.

And that's the problem.

Danni gave me that... Oh, hell no. No.

What? No!

I am not trying to be that high.

I'm gonna have to find another job soon.

True. Ooh.

Right. Ooh!

What? Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

Yeah?

Like, a $40 meal? Ok. Free drink ticket.

Danni. Ok?

Danni.

Hey. What? What the hell?

What?

You telling people I gave you a std?

Man, I was joking.

That... ain't funny.

I know. I don't have no stds.

Hey, neither do I.

So stop telling people that lie.

Look, I was just trying to...

No, you're just trying to make sure none of the women

in this airport talk to me, right?

No, that's not what I was doing. I was...

Danni.

Ok. That was part of it.

God.

Listen, get your things

and you can come to my place, ok?

Get out of here, I'm not...

I'm not flirting with you.

Since when?

Since you started dating my friend.

I'm good.

Zac, I know you've been staying in a shelter, ok?

You can stay on my couch until I get you and Karen back together.

First of all, I don't need no handouts.

You in a shelter. And I'll make it.

I don't need you doing nothing for me.

I'm not doing nothing for you.

I need help with half the rent.

First things first,

me and Karen are done. Ok?

Ok. Come on. It's not... it's not over.

It is, danni. She made it clear.

She told me she wanted me to leave,

so that's what I did.

She did not mean that.

I'm not going through this with you again.

She said, "leave." So I leaved. God.

Actually, it's "left."

Right.

Left.

I was saying right for left.

Will you please come to my house?

I'm not sleeping at your house, danni.

Why not?

Because you like to come in the room

when dudes asleep and give them...

Well, if I see it up, it's my job to bring it down.

It's a service.

Danni, some dudes just gotta pee.

And that's all right.

Wow. Wow.

Look, I'm not gonna touch you.

Unless you have to pee.

Danni.

I'm joking, Zac. I don't know.

I really need help with half the rent. Really.

Come on. Come on.

I'll think about it.

Again, you in a shelter.

Bye, danni.

All right. You know my address. I'll be waiting.

Stop talking.

Cart coming through.

So he's living in a shelter?

Yeah. And Karen thinks he's living with some girl.

Damn. She really must be done with him

if he's living in a shelter.

Yeah, but I don't want them to be. So I...

He cheated on her.

I know, but they love each other, Sabrina.

Well, I think that you should mind your business on this one.

I don't know.

Girl, I'm serious. Karen is mad as hell.

Yeah. Well, might've invited him to live with me.

Danni.

Huh? This is the...

Girl, you know he is too fine...

Girl, I...

For you to be living with him.

I need help with the rent, ok?

If you need help with the rent,

stop spending money, danni.

You ever think of that?

Well, weed is a very expensive medicine.

Why do you keep putting stuff in my basket?

I need you to buy it for me.

Danni, why don't you ever have any money?

Weed, ok? Weed.

At least you're honest.

Well, you know it did went up. It's inflation.

Girl.

What?

What... why are you buying all this,

uh, wine and candles, huh?

Who you cooking for? Cooking for me?

Well, I wasn't gonna tell you.

Ok, we both know that's not true, so...

Huh? Huh?

What do you mean?

Ok. You keep... you tell me everything.

You don't keep anything from me? Oh, lamb chops.

I'm going to be cooking for Calvin.

Wow.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. You're just gonna roll like that, huh?

Roll like what?

Just be with the gay man, you know?

He's not gay.

So he went on a...

Didn't he ask Maurice out on a date?

It wasn't a date, ok?

They just got together because... Also known as a date.

Calvin was actually talking about me.

He was trying to find out information about me.

And plus, he's cool with gay people

because he has two fathers.

What? Yes.

He was adopted and raised by a gay couple.

Hmm. Now that is, ugh, just rich.

That is so rich, like, truffles.

Hand me some eggs, danni.

They're over there.

Ok. Excuse me.

I'm just cooking for him, ok?

Well, that's fine because,

you know, he is hot, so I'll allow it.

It's just dinner. Good for you.

I'm just saying I know that this one must be special.

I just met him, so.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jerome!

Where you been?

Hi, Danni.

Where you been?

You know we're not dating, right, danni?

Oh, that's funny, because I just remember you

coming by my house for Booty calls.

That was months ago.

Yeah. Bet you still think about it, don't you?

Nice spank bank material.

Good for you, spank bank material.

Woman: Baby, who's this? Who are you?

Woman: Oh, I know who you are.

That's funny because I don't know who you are.

Woman: I'll be in the car, ok?

No, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

You that tuscaloosa ..., is that correct?

Danni. Tuscaloser? Tuscaloose?

Woman: Excuse me?

Huh? What'd I tell you, Jerome? Hmm?

Woman: What's going on?

You know, I was the before the 'gram.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

But now I can get these little floozies and flew 'em out.

Danni. Yeah. Yeah.

Chill.

Ok. How can you even afford to fly her out?

You sling bags. You don't even get the tips.

Danni. How?

You know, if you're using my work discount

for this tuscaloose-coochie...

Danni. Woman: Excuse me.

Chill. You just wait.

I whoop your ass, Jerome. Danni, calm down.

I will whoop your ass, huh?

I wanna see the whole thing! Danni, danni!

Let me see the ...'S...!

Danni! Danni!

Yeah! Come on!

You're early.

Yeah.

You're drinking?

Just one.

Trying to take the edge off?

No edge. It's just a long day.

I see. What is it?

Martini.

Ok.

Can I have another for her?

And I'll just have an iced tea.

Thank you.

Hard stuff.

Not really a drinker.

Ok.

How are you?

Good. I mean, like I said,

it's just been a long day.

On your feet all day?

Yep.

Ok. Give 'em here.

What?

Put your feet here on the chair.

I don't know you like that.

You don't want me to see them feet?

I have very nice feet, thank you.

Ok. So put them here.

Are you serious?

Yeah. I love giving a good foot massage.

No. No.

Sorry. I can be very, uh, direct and dedicated.

I just... I say what's on my mind.

And my feet are on your mind?

Ok. I'll let it go.

But the first time I do it for you,

you're gonna wish you didn't let this moment pass.

Smart girl.

Yeah. Just keep telling me yes.

Oh, my god.

I told you.

What are you doing?

I know a little bit about this.

And where did you learn?

Thailand.

Thailand?

Yeah, I was stationed there for a bit.

Stationed?

Marine corps.

Oh, typical.

Oh, my god. That feels so good.

Hope nobody sees.

No, I think we're good.

So what did you mean by typical?

Oh, come on. Look at you.

I don't get it.

You're built like a Greek god.

Well, thank you.

Do you want me to stop?

No, no, please just go.

Ok. Then you order.

Ok. Do you like steak?

Yeah, that's fine.

Ok. Thank you.

Can we have two steaks, please? Thank you.

Hi.

Heh. Wow.

What?

You look beautiful.

Thank you. Come on in.

Thank you. I brought wine.

Oh. This is my favorite.

I know.

Maurice?

Yep.

How much did he tell you about me?

A lot, actually.

Oh, I'm gonna kill him.

Oh, don't do that

because I wouldn't be here without him.

I'm sorry I judged you.

That's cool. I get it.

Well, I really like how open-minded you are.

Thank you.

I don't think my fathers would have it any other way.

Mm-hmm. So what was that like,

growing up with two dads?

Hmm, pretty normal, actually.

It was only an issue for the people with small minds.

I'm sure.

Yeah. Um, you got an opener?

Oh, yeah. Here.

Cool. Cool.

Uhh.

Shall I pour?

Oh, yes.

Damn girl, something smell good. What you cooking?

Italian.

Oh, my god. You read my mind. Oh.

Do you want to taste? Please.

Mmm.

Is it good, really?

So good.

Ok. Oh! Sorry, it's hot.

It's cool, um, yeah.

Dinner's gonna be ready in a minute.

If you want to, you can have a seat.

Ok. I'll just pour it for you.

Mm-hmm. Thanks.

No problem.

Oh, snap.

Don't tell me you like the classics. Albums, really?

Uh, yes, I like a little vintage.

Oh, snap. Hey, you mind if I play something?

Go ahead. Ok.

Just make it good. I'm judging you.

Oh, ok. I got you.

Oh, I love this album. Oh.

Tch tch tch tch.

Oh, I love jazz. Mm-hmm.

Ok. Are you hungry?

Heh. Starving.

What do you do for a living?

Several things.

Ok. Well, the last guy that told me that

was a drug dealer, so.

You really have had some issues with men, huh?

Hmm. I got stories.

All bad?

All not great.

Ok. Well, here's to creating

some new stories and great ones.

Ok. But, uh, what about you and women stories?

Well, I told a friend of mine that I met you

and he went nuts.

Why?

Well, he knows how I am.

I hate dating. I'm just more of a commitment guy.

Well, you're married, so that makes sense.

Well, I'm actually looking for

a really great attorney to file this divorce.

I've heard that before.

No, I'm serious. Like, do you know anybody?

I do know a great attorney.

She's a good friend of mine.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

Well, please, can I have her number?

Yeah, I'll give it to you.

Thank you. I'll text it to you.

Yes, please, please do that. I want that.

So, um, she cheated?

Yeah.

How many times?

What? One.

And you're going to divorce her?

Like, one time is a deal breaker.

Listen, I'm an honest man.

I would not allow anyone to do that, ever.

Wow.

What?

How many years were you married again?

15.

And just like that?

"Just like that" what?

I mean, no love for her?

I will always love her.

I just love me as well, and I just won't allow that.

And, like, she knew that was a real deal breaker for me.

Wow.

I mean, I wish I could just turn it off like that.

Well, it isn't easy.

I just... I know what I have to do for me.

What's best for you.

And to do what's best for you.

Me night.

It really was.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for inviting me.

It's my pleasure.

Oh, ok.

I mean, the food was great.

Check, please.

It was great, atmosphere was great.

It's beautiful.

Thanks. Damn.

What?

I don't have my wallet.

I'll get it.

Listen, you will not get it, ok?

Because I'm sure you got a story about some dude

that stiffed you on the bill, ok?

I will gladly pay the bill.

I won't let you, ok?

I'll... I'll call my wife.

She'll bring my credit card. Ok?

Your wife?

Yes. Does that bother you?

I mean, she cheated on you.

Does it... does it bother you to call her?

Well, Karen, I don't hate her, right? I'm just done.

Ok. But I can just pay the bill.

No, look. We stay around the corner.

I'll just call her. It's fine.

Ok. Well, then, I will just leave because I'm...

No, no, no, no, no.

Just let me pay the bill, then.

Karen, I want you to know I'm not full of shit, ok?

Just...

I'm at ransom, around the corner.

Can you bring my wallet, please?

We'll be fine.

I hate those...

Make us all look bad.

Who is it?

It's me.

Boy, the door is open.

You just leave the door open?

Come on in. Well, I knew you were coming. Welcome.

And you're smoking.

Look, I've got a couple of questions.

Wait, this... wait, what?

If I'ma stay here,

you're gonna have to answer a couple questions.

This don't sound right. Ok.

I don't... what is it?

I got some rules.

Let me get this straight.

You've got rules... Yes.

For my house, where I pay the rent?

Yes.

Ok. Boy, bye.

All right.

Oh, my... what is it?

First... Mm-hmm.

I'll pay half the rent.

Oh, well, give me your bag.

Come on in. You need some water?

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Hold on. Hold on. What?

I'll pay half the rent,

but you cannot come in the bathroom when I'm in there.

Why would I do that? Danni.

Fine. What else?

If you happen to have a guy over,

please give me a significant amount of time

so that I'm not here.

Ok.

Lastly, if I decide to have a girl over,

you cannot... Hell no.

Danni. Hell no.

If I decide... Hell no.

If I...

No.

If I... If I decide to have a girl over,

you cannot tell your friends.

Yeah. I can't make that promise.

You need this money, right?

Because I need a place to stay.

Why do you have a velcro wallet? You're an adult.

You need this money, right?

Because I... the door is right there.

Ok. Fine, fine.

Thank you. Give me the money.

You remember the rules, right?

Shh, give me the money.

Thank you.

See, I said thank you.

You're welcome. Where can I put my stuff?

Nowhere 'cause where the rest of the money?

What are you talking about?

First and last month's deposits.

Come on, danni, you got to be kidding me. Come on.

Ok. Fine.

I'll take it in...

Danni.

What?

All right. All right. All right. Are you hungry?

No, I'm good.

Dang, well, I am.

That's nice.

So go... Wake up-

Cook. Me? Yeah.

No, I'm not cooking.

You're doing the dishes. Fine.

Here she comes, I'll be right back.

Honey, did you bring that for me?

Woman: Yeah.

I appreciate it.

This is crazy-ass...

Hey.

Hey, girl, listen, I'm sorry.

I know I was supposed to call you earlier,

but I'm still on this date.

It's ok. How is it going?

I'll fill you in later. How are you doing?

I'm ok.

You sure?

Yeah.

Ok. Well, what did you do today?

Just went to the gym.

Ok. Well, that's a good way to keep your mind off it.

It didn't, but thank you.

He's coming back, ok? I'm gonna call you back.

I'm gonna call you tonight when I get in, ok?

All right, bye. Bye. Have fun.

What the hell are you doing here?

I left her. I'm moving in.

Woman: Next on "sistas"...

I love you so much. I gave up everything for you.

And everything I have is on the line for you.

Karen.

No, no, y'all need to figure this out.

No, there's nothing to figure out.

It don't look that way to me.

Look at you.

You're just, like, so smooth and chocolatey.

What are you doing?

You still have some making up to do.

Are we talking about sex right now?

I'm talking about whatever you want to do.

What's wrong?

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