Original subtitles

New Cutey Honey

Konogoro hayari no onna-no-ko The kind of girl in fashion these days

Oshiri no chiisana onna-no-ko The kind of girl with a cute little derrière

Kotchi o muiteyo hanii Look this way, Honey

Datte nandaka datte datte nandamon Because she's just so... Just because, you know?

Onegai onegai kizutsukenaide Please, please don't hurt me

Watashi no haato wa chuku chuku shichau no Or my heart is going to start aching

Iyayo iyayo iyayo mitsumecha iya Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

Hanii furasshu! Honey Flash!

Imadoki ninki no onna-no-ko The kind of girl popular nowadays

Puku to boin no onna-no-ko The kind of girl that's perky and busty

Kotchi o muiteyo hanii Look this way, Honey

Datte nandaka datte datte nandamon Because she's just so... Just because, you know?

Onegai onegai chikayoranaide Please, please don't get close to me

Watashi no ohana ga hiku-hiku shichau no Or my nose is going to start twitching

Iyayo iyayo iyayo mitsumecha iya Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

Hanii furasshu! Honey Flash!

I'm going to change!

Greetings and welcome.

I'd like to get some money.

You're making a withdrawal?

No...

I'm sorry. You're making a deposit, then?

No...

I'm just taking it!

Sorry about this, but an ATM just doesn't know what this means.

An Angel Descends

We're so sorry!

Stop!

Hey, Pops! Did you know that banks loaned guns these days?

Maybe they're in the same business as us!

Moron! What's your problem?

Chokkei?

Chokkei? What are you doing here?

I'm on my way to help Mayor Light.

So, what are you and Mum up to?

Well, we were donating this cash to disadvantaged senior citizens...

There they are!

Oops.

I'll choose to believe that.

Dinner will be a little late tonight!

See ya!

Talk about incompetent. They ought to just give up.

This city has become a hotbed of criminal activity!

Must the citizens of the city live their lives in fear of these villains?

The answer is no!

We must take matters into our own hands and retake this city!

Everyone in this city has had to turn to crime, one way or another.

My own parents among them.

Of course, I thought that was normal. That's how we survived.

At least, that's what I used to think,

until I met these people.

The time is now! We must unite and eradicate these criminals.

I dedicate my heart and soul to this righteous cause!

Did you hear that?

Yeah, I heard it good!

He said that he was going to sacrifice his heart and soul to us!

Your Honour, you'd better leave.

You're just a nuisance to me, bastard!

Security HQ? Security HQ? We're in front of City Hall!

What?

Mayor, you've got to get out of here!

I can't just leave you!

I'm not going to let you escape.

This is a dead end.

Have a nice time in the afterlife!

Stop it!

Damn kid!

Damn it!

What the hell are you doing?

This damned kid jumped me!

Hey, hey, brat, you'd better act quickly or everybody will be dead.

Chokkei, don't worry about me. Run, go!

Mayor Light is the city's last hope! I can't let that freak kill him!

That's the spirit, kiddo!

Who's there?

The face of a youth, but the heart of a man!

The blood of the Hayami family breeds true!

Can it be...

Here I come!

Grandpa Danbei!

Danbei?

You old fart!

Rocket Punch!

Needle Shower!

Grandpa, behind you!

Bingo!

Danbei Beam!

You got them, Grandpa!

No, not yet!

Hey, you spider-man! Come out of your hole and fight!

You'd be wise to look about before shooting your mouth off!

Uh oh!

— Oh, no! — Chokkei!

What are they feeding kids these days?

Don't play with me!

Ow! I can't believe that my back gave out at a time like this!

Look out!

I'll put you out of your misery!

Back off, street trash.

To move could prove quite painful.

— Can it be? — No way!

Is he on our side?

No, my sensors register nothing but evil energy!

It seems our busy Mayor has a problem handling petty outlaws.

Who are you?

Call me a simple Lord of Darkness, drawn out by the tempting Light.

Lord of Darkness? You're Dolmeck?

Dolmeck!

What's the Grand Master of Crime doing here?

You little brat! Didn't he just save your old geezer's life?

Get lost, bug!

Even hardened criminals tremble when they hear my name.

Do you know what that means?

I am the true ruler of this city.

Make all the speeches you wish. It changes nothing!

I'll make it change!

I offer you a compromise, hero.

What?

Why not come to work as my lieutenant?

If both Dark and Light rule this city, problems could be avoided.

Don't be ridiculous! That's impossible!

It's only common sense that the strong should rule the weak.

No need to put off the inevitable.

I will not sanction this! We are not the weak!

You stand against me, then?

I took an oath! I'll risk my life to keep it!

Well, then, prove yourself.

Prove myself?

Prove you are not weak.

Just what are you saying?

You'll find out.

Chokkei...

On my signal, pull the string on my backpack.

— What's in there? — You'll find out in fifteen seconds.

I'll terminate this meeting with just a warning.

These bikers will also depart. I\hallow no unnecessary violence.

Now, Chokkei!

Okay!

Take that! The arsenal of the TNN Hysteric, a little souvenir of NATO.

Enough to wipe out even Dolmeck!

Sort of overkill, isn't it?

So, was that the one that you've been referring to as the Light?

I'm not sure. But it was one of them, I'm sure of that.

This sucks! You should have crushed them all at once!

Take it easy. I have more restraint than one would think.

One of your few good points.

If the Prophecy is correct, the Light will be revived.

If it dares to challenge us, we'll kill it.

True enough.

You won't have to kill it. I'll finish it off for you.

I see. Thank you.

You planned it this way from the beginning, didn't you?

This is the first time I've ever brought you here.

The old town may have gone to the dogs while I was away,

but this place hasn't changed a bit!

Ah, I feel like a new man!

Thanks for everything, Grandpa! For beating those bad guys.

Well, don't breathe any sighs of relief just yet.

I didn't see any bodies among the wreckage.

So, what are we going to do?

This city will be theirs if anything happens to Mayor Light.

This mayor must be quite a fellow, the way you go on about him.

Mayor Light is the first real hero to come from my school.

When I grow up, I want to be just like him!

I see.

— Grandpa? — What?

What is that?

Ah, this...

Once upon a time, there was a great evil named Panther Claw.

This statue is of the great warrior, Cutey Honey, who fought her.

Cutey Honey...

That's the same name as Ms. Honey.

What? Chokkei, what did you just say?

I said that's the same name as Ms. Honey.

Honey Kisaragi...

Mayor!

It's much too dangerous for you to go to the Council Meeting now!

I made certain promises when I became Mayor of this city.

But after today?

That gang of bikers might try to make trouble again!

I made a vow to ignore my safety, and I can't run away from it now.

Look down there.

There are still those who believe in peace and justice in this city.

As long as there is still one person who looks to me, I will go!

Mayor...

Oh, shit!

No way! No way!

I can't believe that I met her like that! I didn't know! I didn't know!

I, Danbei Hayami, shall forever regret this!

I'm coming, Honey!

What's going on?

Where is everyone?

Could they have gone to another meeting place by accident?

No! It can't be!

No, you're dead right.

You were late, and everybody was just dead tired of waiting.

What happened? What happened to the people?

They've all departed to a council meeting in Heaven!

Ms. Kisaragi!

This way!

Hiding won't do any good!

Coming, coming, coming!

It's coming through my sensor! Honey is over there!

Danbei Jump!

— Who's that? — Going, going, going!

Honoured Sir, how did you know where we were?

You are! You are! You are the Honey!

Finally, I meet you! Finally!

I've waited for this moment for so many years!

You've got me mixed up with someone else. I just met you!

No! That face! That voice! These panties!

You are absolutely the Honey!

What the heck is going on?

Come on, you rats! Come out of there!

Shit!

Idiot!

It's no good! We won't make it if this keeps up.

Right! Let Danbei Hayami take care of this!

Grandpa!

Honey, I'll see you later!

Sure...

Coming out, rats?

Come on! Run!

Where do they think they're going?

Hey! Your turn!

This way!

What'll we do? We can't run any further!

Now, we'll fight!

A message from Dolmeck.

He said that if you can defeat me, we'll stop pestering the mayor.

Prove yourself...

How convenient. Heaven's just a\hfew short steps in that direction.

You bitch!

We won't die easily!

Grandpa!

Now then, who do I send to heaven first?

You've been together from the start!

No, actually, we're freelance.

But, since serving up your heads puts us on the winning side...

It's no use. There's no other choice, Honey.

You've got to transform and fight!

But I can't transform into anything!

You can! Pray for it, pray for the power to fight!

The seal on your programming will be broken if you pray!

There is no one else to carry on the fight!

To fight?

What are you babbling about?

— Grandpa! — Hold it!

Or did you want to be first?

To fight...

Honey!

Shut the hell up!

Honey!

Stop it!

Oh, that's it!

I want the power!

You die first!

That's that! Happens to anyone stupid enough to mess with me!

I remember.

I remember.

I remember my mission now.

I remember my true form!

Honey!

I don't know what kind of fool stunt you're trying,

but if you get in my way, you're asking for it!

What were you aiming at?

You impudent bitch!

Have at her, boys!

Honey Flash!

What the... Who the hell are you?

I'll give you this little memento for your journey back to Hell!

Sometimes I'm a beautiful secretary.

Sometimes I'm a warrior in white iron armour.

And sometimes I'm a motorcycle prodigy!

But the truth is...

Honey Flash!

Lovely warrior, Cutey Honey!

What incredible gall!

Finally, your body matches your inner beauty!

You're pretty fast!

You should learn when to give up, little girl!

No way!

There's nowhere for you to go now!

No!

Prepare to die!

What the...

You little... I'm not letting you get away so easily, Honey!

Where did she go?

Right here!

Damn you! Now you've really done it.

Come on and fight, monster!

Don't get too cocky!

What a loose head you've got!

Feel the pain! I just love to watch a face dying in pain!

Cutey Honey's power is nothing to ignore!

No, I don't think I'll let you do that!

You bitch, you broke my hold!

Oh, shit!

Get ready for it!

Don't play games with me!

You don't really think you can kill me with that sword?

Your kind killed my father, all my friends, destroyed my city!

There's no mercy for you, no matter what the cost!

What? I can't believe this is happening!

Clothes aren't the only thing that can change.

Tell that to the demons in Hell!

Dolmeck!

So, Deathstar has joined the ranks of the departed.

We've got plenty more where she came from. Right, Dolmeck?

When the world is full of evil, a lovely warrior shall appear.

So, this is Cutey Honey, the lovely warrior.

Ms. Honey!

Honey!

Ms. Kisaragi!

Everyone in this city has had to turn to crime, one way or another.

Of course, I thought that was normal.

That's how we survived.

Until I met these people.

And then an angel came down from the sky.

Honoured Sir, it's nice to see you again.

When we first met, what I felt deep inside

It was so strange, almost like déjà vu

Just who are you?

I need to know

I heard angels up above sing to me

Their voices seemed like marching as I skipped along

A magic song

This melody

A nostalgic tune

This melody

I can hum like this all day long, I can keep this song alive

I will never let it fade

I'll keep it up here

Inside my thoughts

In a corner of my memory

Hey, please notice this

Please, remember the promise made

Though it was made so long ago

Before we both were born