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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:15,716 (holiday music) 2 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:32,966 - [Voiceover] There's still time to get 3 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,768 your picture taken with Santa Claus... 4 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:40,141 (holiday music) 5 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,837 - [Mom] Hey gang, it's Christmas Eve, 6 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,439 let's just squeeze in one more practice. 7 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:46,440 - [Jake] Mom, again? 8 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,341 - [Voiceover] Yes, again. 9 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,177 Okay, from the top. 10 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:52,180 * Deck the halls with boughs of holly 11 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,815 * Fa la la la la la la la la 12 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,618 * Tis the season to be jolly 13 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,388 * Fa la la la la la la la la 14 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,157 * Pete I don't hear you singing 15 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,926 * 'Cause I'm not really singing and neither is Jake 16 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,929 * You're displaying classic sibling rivalry * 17 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,731 - You're being a classic dork. 18 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,934 * Finish the song so I can go meet my friends * 19 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,670 - Come on people, we're losing focus here. 20 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,473 * Fa la la la la la la la later * 21 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,875 - Well as much as I hate to be the one 22 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,744 to break up the party, I have a sick parakeet to attend to. 23 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:24,878 I have to zoom into work. 24 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,880 - Zoom, no more tickets like last week, please honey. 25 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,649 - Honey, those people were driving too slow, 26 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,952 besides, how else would we have met the Gundersons? 27 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,188 - I'm just sorry you have to work Christmas Eve, that's all. 28 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:35,189 - I know. 29 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:38,226 But, tomorrow I'm all yours. 30 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,927 - These extra hours are just temporary, 31 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,862 just until I find a new job. 32 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,731 But hey, you know what the silver lining is, 33 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:44,898 I have all this extra time I can organize. 34 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,568 I've already organized the DVDs by color this time. 35 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,702 - Color? 36 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:49,970 - Color Purple, Purple Rose of Cairo, Purple Rain... 37 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,972 What are you doing? 38 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,908 - Adding organize DVDs to my to-do list. 39 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:58,879 - Hey, everything's gonna be fine, just as long as life 40 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,881 doesn't throw us anymore curve balls. 41 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,316 (doorbell ringing) 42 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:04,918 - I'll get it. 43 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,921 - Why are you wasting electricity with an electric Santa? 44 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:09,890 - Dad? 45 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,492 - Grab my bag, I got a hernia. 46 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:15,729 Would I be allowed in? 47 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:16,864 - Yeah, yeah, come on in, it's great. 48 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,232 Honey! 49 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,767 - What is he doing here? 50 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,335 - I didn't know he was coming, he never comes for Christmas. 51 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,503 - Okay, put him in Kenny's room 52 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,704 and Kenny can sleep with Pete. 53 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:24,905 - He's not sleeping with me, he wets the bed. 54 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,575 - Nonsense, he's fine as long as he doesn't drink anything. 55 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:28,809 (slurping straw) 56 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:31,279 - Hey bunk mate. 57 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:34,782 (slurping straw) 58 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:39,820 (gentle music) 59 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,999 (train whistle) 60 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,835 - Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 61 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,271 from its 7:35 AM departure. 62 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,540 - You kept me up 'til two AM snoring. 63 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,809 - Adenoids are a serious condition. 64 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,911 - Well at least you didn't... 65 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:05,946 Oh man, you wet the bed! 66 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,016 - I believe you're engaging in what's commonly known 67 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,652 as projection, and I would submit that 68 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,754 that pee is in fact yours. 69 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:14,588 - Are you kidding me? 70 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:16,790 Ow! 71 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,926 - Ah, you still stink at football. 72 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,894 I hate to break it to you guys but last night I ate most 73 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,596 of the pancake mix, so I hope you guys like 74 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,598 stale toast, 'cause I'm getting there first. 75 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:27,768 - It's Christmas morning, (speaking Latin), 76 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,571 early bird gets the worm, in Latin. 77 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,406 (sighing) 78 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:36,710 (Santa noises) 79 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:38,879 - Good morning Sunshine, 80 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:41,014 go get Grandpa and we'll open presents. 81 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,517 And put on something nice, it's Christmas. 82 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,821 - Hey Grandpa, Mom wants us all downstairs. 83 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,524 - You don't know what knocking is? 84 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:52,092 What do you got to say for yourself? 85 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,727 - Don't shoot the messenger. 86 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,531 - [Grandpa] Did you get this tree right out of a box? 87 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,467 - [Mom] It has sentimental value. 88 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:04,505 - You are a softy, Pamela, just like my kid. 89 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,039 - Thank you. 90 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,875 - It's not a compliment. 91 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:08,676 - Okay then. 92 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,911 Jake, you go first. 93 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:11,812 - Yah! 94 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,014 - Shocking. 95 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:14,782 - [Jake] Let's see what we got here. 96 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,584 To Jake from Santa. 97 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:21,822 - [Dad] Over here, over here. 98 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,090 - No, wait, wait, wait, get my good side. 99 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:26,026 Never mind, they're both my good side. 100 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,961 - Okay, just get in one more, little to the left. 101 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,631 - I realize star athletes are known 102 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,766 for their victory dances, but must you 103 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,101 do them for everything? 104 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,369 (dinging) 105 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,370 - The crumpets are ready. 106 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:38,839 - Really? 107 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:39,673 - Okay, who's next? 108 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:40,541 - Me, me, me! 109 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,042 - Go, go. 110 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,780 - [Kenny] Delightful! 111 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:47,548 - A telescope. 112 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,482 - And good timing... 113 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:49,717 - [Pete] That's what I wanted. 114 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,585 - Cassiopeia should be in fine form this week. 115 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:52,820 - [Jake] Hey Mom, you made all the crumpets. 116 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:53,721 - I want crumpets! 117 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,589 (laughing) 118 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:56,957 - Better be another telescope under there. 119 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,028 Uh, hey I don't see my name tag. 120 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,530 - Hey, you're gonna love it. 121 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,164 Okay, Santa got you something great this year. 122 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:04,998 - What? 123 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:05,866 - Right honey? 124 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,502 - What, why are you looking at me? 125 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,038 You were supposed to talk to Santa. 126 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,974 - [Dad] Uh, no no, I specificallly remember 127 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,643 asking you to speak to Santa when you... 128 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:16,810 - [Mom] No. - [Dad] Yes. 129 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:17,711 - No, no, no you didn't. 130 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,012 You were definitely gonna speak to Santa. 131 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,113 - Santa forgot my Christmas gifts? 132 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,882 - No, no, no, no, no. 133 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,717 Look, you're just tricky to buy gifts for, that's all. 134 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,587 You've tried karate, trumpet, tennis, painting, guitar, 135 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,489 it's hard to keep up with what you want sometimes. 136 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:31,158 - Oh Pete, Pete we're so sorry. 137 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,493 - [Dad] We're sorry. 138 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,061 - So sorry. 139 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,896 We're gonna fix this, as soon as possible. 140 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,164 (phone ringing) Hold on a second. 141 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,067 Doctor Kidder. 142 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,770 Are her feathers intact? 143 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,909 - Ah wait! 144 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,811 Do not plug in anything when the tree is on, 145 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,946 the circuits are already overloaded, okay? 146 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,915 - Hun, I'm gonna start the beef wellington. 147 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:58,819 - Wellington? Wow, that sounds ambitious. 148 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,955 - Apparently all you do is coat the beef tenderloin in pate, 149 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:04,658 wrap it in crepe to keep it moist, roll it in puff pastry, 150 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,727 and cook, easy peasy. 151 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,496 - You know I'm just thinking it might be easier this year 152 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:11,999 to do something simple, like you know, do a turkey. 153 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,003 - Okay, just because I have to work today doesn't mean 154 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,873 I am not gonna try to make this Christmas special. 155 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,008 - Okay. 156 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,912 - Tree looks kinda bare without the star on the top. 157 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,146 - I just didn't get the... 158 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,917 Your Grandma used to put our happiest photos 159 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,052 on this Christmas star decoration she made. 160 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,088 I would sit there looking up 161 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,657 at the tree on Christmas morning. 162 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,792 - Yeah, it was the most wonderful thing 163 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,160 about Christmas morning. 164 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,062 - Yeah. 165 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,632 - Then somebody broke it. 166 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,170 - Be right back. 167 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:56,209 - Pete, it's the last one so, Merry Christmas. 168 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:58,646 - Thanks. 169 00:07:58,679 --> 00:07:59,947 - Yeah, it fell in the toilet. 170 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:06,954 (holiday music) 171 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:14,094 - No present, this is officially the worst Christmas ever. 172 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,596 - Pete. 173 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,801 Look, I'm sorry, I'll make this right. 174 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,903 - Dad, I wanted the telescope. 175 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:26,607 - Dad, it's perfect, the Leonid meteor shower's next week, 176 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,008 and there's an eclipse next month 177 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,011 at 43 degrees ascendancy in the Western sky. 178 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,180 - Wow, you sure know your eclipses. 179 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,715 You know something, there's a book 180 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,984 I think you might wanna have a look at here. 181 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,823 - Hey, crazy legs Kenny, wanna play catch? 182 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:43,991 - Sure, let me get my coat. 183 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:44,858 - Hold on there buddy. 184 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:45,893 - What about me? 185 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,729 - Yeah, no, no. 186 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,565 - Okay buddy, today I'm gonna teach you how to spiral, okay? 187 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:52,299 - [Kenny] Cool. 188 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,769 - Come on, snap out of it. 189 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,170 No long faces. 190 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,906 - I asked for one thing. 191 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:02,042 One, and I got nothing. 192 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,711 - Well same thing happened to me. 193 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,147 Just about the same age you are right now. 194 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,016 - You got nothing for Christmas? 195 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,184 - Nothing, zip. 196 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:13,887 You'll get over it. 197 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,757 Come on, buck up Kenny. 198 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,893 - I'm Pete. 199 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:26,867 - Hey Kidder! - Think fast! 200 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:30,938 - Better get used to the taste of ice. 201 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,744 (grunting) 202 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:37,745 See you at football. 203 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,021 (loud rip) 204 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:48,989 - No! 205 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:56,864 (screaming) 206 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,008 - Oh Pete, you're on chopping duty. 207 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,077 - I just had a very traumatic incident. 208 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,178 - Looks like there are lights on at the neighbors 209 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,846 and I saw a car in the driveway. 210 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,683 - Well, new neighbors means an introduction is in order, 211 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,918 and I know the perfect way. 212 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,252 The Kidder family is gonna keep 213 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,723 its Christmas traditions or die trying. 214 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,158 - Please don't say... (kazoo) 215 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,128 - Time for caroling! 216 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,899 - [Dad] Let's go! 217 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:37,037 (holiday music) 218 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,906 - Where'd you get these sweaters? 219 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,809 - Wow, you actually like something I made? 220 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,978 - Not really, I just wanna know where I can take it back. 221 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,015 - Come on Dad, they're not so bad. 222 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,382 - The rash is much worse. 223 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,153 - I can't wait. 224 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,988 (knocking) 225 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,759 - Hello, we are the Kidder family, we live next door 226 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,861 and we wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. 227 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:01,962 Gang. 228 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,197 (kazoo) 229 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:09,737 * On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me 230 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,940 * A partridge in a pear tree 231 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,942 * On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me * 232 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,276 - Pete, sing! 233 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:21,348 * Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree 234 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:25,719 * On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me * 235 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:26,887 - Sing, dork wad. 236 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,321 * Three french hens, two turtle doves 237 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,258 * And a partridge in a pear tree * 238 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,797 - Um, can we go now? 239 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,798 - Yup, excuse us. 240 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,166 Merry Christmas. 241 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,267 - Merry Christmas. 242 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,969 - [Dad] Let's go. 243 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:43,904 - [Mom] Come on, come on you guys. 244 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,038 - [Kenny] Nice one. 245 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,846 - Hey, Dad said not to mess with that 246 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,014 while the tree's plugged in. 247 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,115 - What are you, the plug police? 248 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,217 - Seriously, I mean you have to unplug the lights 249 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,919 from the tree or it'll overload. 250 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,153 I'll do it. 251 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:03,223 - Hurry up, I have a Skylander playoff with Kenny, come on. 252 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,491 - I'm trying. 253 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,192 - Forget it. 254 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,130 (loud crash) 255 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,166 - What happened? 256 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,836 - Um, ask Pete, it was totally his fault. 257 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,904 - Jake, Pete's not here. 258 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,071 - [Pete] Actually I am. 259 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,439 - Oh my goodness. 260 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,513 - Pete, what did you do? 261 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,981 - I didn't do anything. 262 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,282 Tell them Jake. 263 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,417 - No, he totally did it. 264 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,053 - Pete broke my telescope. 265 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,989 - I didn't break it, I tried to save it. 266 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,057 - You broke it. 267 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,191 - No I didn't! 268 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,326 - Yes you did! 269 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,527 - No I didn't! (glass shattering) 270 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,000 Now I did. 271 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,502 - Pete, go to your room. 272 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,172 - Go. 273 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,747 - It's not like Pete to do this. 274 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,050 - Well at least my Dad isn't here to witness this mess 275 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:06,119 and to judge us for it, oh wait he is. 276 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,859 I'm sorry that Christmas is going off the rails. 277 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,193 Here. 278 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:14,962 (gasp) 279 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,096 Merry Christmas. 280 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,967 It's dancing lessons again, 281 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,201 I thought maybe this year we'd actually finish them. 282 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:24,938 - Hey, the 15 minutes we made it to last year were terrific. 283 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,239 (buzzing) 284 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,946 It's the Bronskys, all set for the big game. 285 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,081 - It would not be Christmas Day 286 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,315 without the annual football game. 287 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,483 - Let's tango out of here. 288 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:41,521 (laughing) 289 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,858 - Okay, well maybe this year 290 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:45,425 we'll learn the rest of the steps. 291 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,359 - Yup, okay. 292 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:51,398 (holiday music) 293 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,135 - Snow on the trees... 294 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,769 - No dorks allowed. 295 00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:01,408 - Frozen fields, seems like the perfect opportunity 296 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,477 for me to freeze my hiney off. 297 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,180 - It's a Christmas Day tradition, 298 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,016 every year the Bronskys crush the football. 299 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,217 - Hey Pete! 300 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,053 - [Boys] Better wear your mouth guard. 301 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:19,059 (cheering) 302 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:27,400 (shouting) 303 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,102 - I'm open, right here. 304 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:35,242 (cheering) 305 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,088 - What are you waiting for? 306 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:54,461 (shouting) 307 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,609 I admired the way you mopped up your own blood 308 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,045 after the Bronskys cleaned your clock. 309 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,613 - [Pete] Thanks. 310 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,548 Why are you smiling? 311 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,017 - 'Cause I bet against ya. 312 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,556 - Bye guys, drive safe. 313 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,025 Safe drive home. 314 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,294 - Actually you know what, now I feel bad. 315 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,395 Here. 316 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,963 - [Pete] Oh, thank you. - Yeah right. 317 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,105 - Hey guys, great news, 318 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,572 the German Shepherd's gonna make it. 319 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,008 - That makes one of us. 320 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,342 - What's wrong? 321 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,977 - Another catastro-pete. 322 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:44,978 He threw the winning pass. 323 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,113 - That's great. 324 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,314 - To the other team. 325 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,116 - Oh, Pete. 326 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,551 I'll come in and we can talk about it. 327 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,154 Soon as I check that dinner. 328 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,691 It's raw. 329 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:03,463 No, no, no, no, the recipe said 300 for two hours. 330 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,632 - Well did you reset the oven after the power went out? 331 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,000 - What? No. 332 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,003 - So no Christmas dinner? 333 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,671 Way to go doofus. 334 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,674 - This family sure knows how to throw a Christmas. 335 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,675 Right in the toilet. 336 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,144 - You know, I don't know why 337 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,245 you had to make dinner so complicated anyway. 338 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,679 - Well, I... 339 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,714 I was just trying to make Christmas memorable. 340 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,318 - Memorable, just like the Titanic. 341 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,057 - Let's just, can we put it in the microwave? 342 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,124 Does that work? 343 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:31,758 Does it fit? 344 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,560 - Just put that... 345 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,494 Put that down. 346 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,728 - What are we gonna eat then? 347 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,430 - [Voiceover] Hey out in Christmas Land, 348 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,067 you're listening to the best station in the city. 349 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,302 Don't touch that dial, we have your favorite 350 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,604 Christmas classics all night long. 351 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,339 Don't forget to look out your window 352 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:49,142 for tonight's meteor shower, and if you're lucky, 353 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,810 you may spot Santa too. 354 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,714 106.5, the station that makes you want to listen. 355 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,191 - [Dad] Smells good. 356 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,030 Hey guys... 357 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:15,235 Hey, we may not have a home cooked meal, but we can 358 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,237 be thankful for the things we do have, right? 359 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,140 We're together, we're healthy, 360 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,510 and with time off I can spend more time with you guys. 361 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,145 - That's what you guys are calling 362 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,447 getting fired now, time off? 363 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,484 - I wasn't fired, I was downsized, and it's temporary. 364 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,461 What? What? 365 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,531 - Nothing, except if you'd gone to law school like I did 366 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,866 then you wouldn't be a professional hobo. 367 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,170 - Well I have a profession, I'm an advertising executive. 368 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,539 I analyze customer needs and I help companies 369 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,541 craft messages that drive consumer demand. 370 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,775 So... 371 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,377 - But it's actually just a fancy way of saying 372 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,680 that you sell snow boots to dogs. 373 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,649 - I was assigned that account, and I made the most 374 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,118 of what I got, which is more than I can say for you. 375 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,855 - What's that mean son? 376 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:09,822 - [Dad] I don't know. 377 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,524 - Wow, this is delicious. 378 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,627 Maybe we should have cheeseburgers every Christmas. 379 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,297 - Tasted a little bit worse than my old wingtips. 380 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:24,271 - Lousy food, everybody's mad, thanks a lot Pete. 381 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,175 - You're blaming me? 382 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,843 - There was an irrefutable chain of events. 383 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,713 You shorted the power, which ruined the meal, 384 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,815 and that's why we're here for dinner. 385 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,784 - Dinner? Your brother's eating a hot dog. 386 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,386 You call that Christmas dinner? 387 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,821 - No I don't, but this is the best we can do 388 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,325 on Christmas day, so everyone is just gonna eat their meal, 389 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,893 and be grateful for Christmas dinner. 390 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,861 Go Christmas, or go home. 391 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,299 - Could this day get any worse? 392 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,802 (burp) (moaning) 393 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,637 Oh no. (vomiting) 394 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,838 - [Parents] Oh! 395 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,373 (vomiting) 396 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,942 - [Jake] I just puked again. 397 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,877 The whole family got food poisoning 'cause of you. 398 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,246 Thanks a lot dork wad. 399 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,484 I'm keeping this. 400 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,287 It's mine now. 401 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:18,825 - Hey bud... 402 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,529 Whoa, coming through. 403 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,798 - My favorite shirt. 404 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,933 - Oh honey, it'll smell great, 405 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,803 once we bury it in the backyard. 406 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,804 - Mom... 407 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,607 - Pete, I know it's hard being the middle child, 408 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,809 but we'll start fresh again tomorrow. 409 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,280 Merry Christmas. 410 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,257 - You don't have to sleep with your brother anymore, 411 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,493 I'm leaving, clearly I'm not wanted here. 412 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,962 Oh, I forgot. 413 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:02,735 I got something for ya, here. 414 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,807 Remember that lousy Christmas I told you about? 415 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,643 When my Uncle Charlie came from Old Country, 416 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,946 he said there was something special about this. 417 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:20,253 And when the time came, I was supposed to pass it on 418 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,721 to someone else in the family. 419 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:34,334 - What's so special about an empty box? 420 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,937 - I don't know, I'm just doing what I promised, 421 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,339 passing it on. 422 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,740 Maybe you'll figure it out. 423 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,582 - [Dad] What are you doing? 424 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,517 - [Grandpa] What are you surprised for? 425 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,918 There's nothing for me here. 426 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,754 - Dad, what are you doing, you just got here. 427 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,356 - I know when I'm not wanted. 428 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,579 - Thanks for nothing. 429 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:25,985 (gentle music) 430 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,635 (train whistle) 431 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,777 - Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 432 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,713 from its 7:35 AM departure. 433 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,349 - What are you doing in my room? 434 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,519 - Grandpa's in my room, sleepyhead. 435 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,621 - He left. 436 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,791 Oh, eww, you wet the bed again! 437 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,859 - I believe you're engaging in what's commonly known 438 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,061 as projection, and I would submit that 439 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,097 that pee is in fact yours. 440 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,899 - Ow! 441 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,901 - Ooh, you still stink at football. 442 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,068 Last night I ate most of the pancake mix, 443 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:18,871 so I hope you guys like stale toast. 444 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:22,108 - [Kenny] It's Christmas morning, (speaking Latin), 445 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,844 early bird gets the worm, in Latin. 446 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:29,882 (holiday music) 447 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,951 - Good morning sunshine. 448 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,086 Go get Grandpa and we'll open presents. 449 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,822 And put on something nice. 450 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:36,623 - Very funny. 451 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,557 - [Mom] It's Christmas. 452 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:38,958 - Grandpa's not in Kenny's room. 453 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:41,628 Grandpa? 454 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:43,730 - What about knocking? 455 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:44,964 - I thought you left. 456 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:48,735 (knocking) - What's that? Knocking. 457 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,911 Did you get this tree right out of a box? 458 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,047 - [Mom] It has sentimental value. 459 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,454 - Um, is this supposed to be funny? 460 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,889 Having Christmas again? 461 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:13,059 I mean yesterday was the worst Christmas ever. 462 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:14,994 - Do you have a fever Pete? 463 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,430 Honey, wanna go check, see if Pete has a fever? 464 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,198 - Fever? 465 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,767 - Here, let me feel your forehead. 466 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,135 Nope, it's not hot. 467 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,037 Presents, Jake you go first. 468 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,940 - Yes, alright, let's see what we got here. 469 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,677 To Jake from Santa. 470 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:34,881 Yes! 471 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:39,719 (dinging) 472 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,053 My crumpets are ready. 473 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,657 - Okay... 474 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,928 Great joke, recreating the worst Christmas ever. 475 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,864 Okay, I get it, the tree fell down, Grandpa left angry, 476 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,099 dinner was an epic fail, 477 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,167 but just consider me punished, okay? 478 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:57,203 - Did he fall and hit his head? 479 00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,006 His head looks a little misshapen today. 480 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,774 - Of course not. 481 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:03,610 Did you, Pete? 482 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,978 - Look, I didn't hit my head, I had Christmas yesterday. 483 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,680 Don't you... 484 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:12,952 Oh, you fixed the glass while I was asleep, nice touch. 485 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,722 - Okay, let's get Pete's present. 486 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:16,689 - Alright. 487 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,859 - Oh, that's what this is about. 488 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:22,495 Okay, I'm ready for my present. 489 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,697 - Okay. - Okay. 490 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,066 Pete's present. 491 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:34,874 - Santa forgot my present? Again? 492 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,008 - Oh honey. 493 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,645 We're so sorry. 494 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,913 - So just 'cause I messed up you're making me 495 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:42,214 go through this all over again? 496 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,083 - We're not doing anything Pete. 497 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,018 - Okay, you're really starting to worry me. 498 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,220 - Buddy, maybe you wanna go back to bed. 499 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:50,957 - Thanks. 500 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:00,567 - Hey Kidder! 501 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,901 - Even the Bronksys are in on this? 502 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,002 - Think fast! 503 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:07,039 - Impossible. 504 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,908 - It's as impossible as your face. 505 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,110 - That doesn't even make any sense. 506 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,812 - Yeah it does. - Yeah. 507 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,087 - Not again, not again. 508 00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:27,093 Oh my, come on! 509 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:28,094 Why? 510 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:34,100 (screaming) 511 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:37,970 - Oh Pete, you're on chopping duty. 512 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:40,039 - I just had a very traumatic incident and... 513 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,107 - Honey, there are lights on at the neighbors 514 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,775 and I saw a car in the driveway. 515 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,877 - Well, new neighbors means an introduction's in order, 516 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,614 and I know the perfect way. 517 00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:49,115 (kazoo) 518 00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:53,285 * On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me * 519 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,956 (chanting) 520 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,958 - What are you waiting for? 521 00:25:58,991 --> 00:25:59,859 - [Mom] It's raw. 522 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,694 - [Jake] So what are we gonna eat then? 523 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:02,595 - Oh no. 524 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,597 - [Dad] What are you doing? 525 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:05,331 You just got here. 526 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,066 - I know when I'm not wanted. 527 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,106 (train whistle) 528 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:22,782 - Nothing stops the Red Liner Express from its 7:35 AM... 529 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,383 (Santa noises) 530 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,619 - [Grandpa] Did you get this tree right out of a box? 531 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,587 - [Mom] It has sentimental value. 532 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,726 - Okay, now you're just messing with me. 533 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,028 I get it, I ruined Christmas, I'm sorry okay? 534 00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:41,000 (rattling) 535 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:47,874 - Okay, I got dinner in the oven, 536 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:50,009 now what's going on with you Pete? 537 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:50,943 Are you okay? 538 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,312 - Does insanity fall into the okay category? 539 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,948 - Honey, I know that things have been rough lately 540 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:57,884 and we haven't been able to spend as much time together. 541 00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:58,885 - That's not it Mom. 542 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,887 - Then what is it honey? 543 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,689 - We did all this already. 544 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:03,990 Everything that's happening today 545 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,792 has already happened before. 546 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,994 - Oh, that's just deja vu. 547 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,396 That feeling like I've been here before. 548 00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:12,031 But really you haven't. 549 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,766 - Well then what's that feeling when today is exactly like 550 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,935 yesterday, when nothing has changed 551 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,037 and you feel like you're going completely nuts? 552 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:20,039 - I call that working for a living. 553 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:22,842 Come on, I know what you need. 554 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,344 You need to get outside, you need to get some fresh air. 555 00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:27,013 Build a snowman. 556 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,048 - Mom, look I really appreciate 557 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:33,052 the trademark positive attitude, but this is one thing 558 00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,687 fresh air is not gonna fix. 559 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:37,023 - Did we just lose power? 560 00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:39,125 - No, Jake plugged in his video game and the tree was on. 561 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,392 It shorted the fuse. 562 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:41,160 - Jake! 563 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:48,801 (dramatic music) 564 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:50,002 - I'm stuck in Christmas. 565 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:55,842 (Santa noises) 566 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,944 (train whistle) 567 00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:01,047 (clamoring voices) 568 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,782 (train whistle) 569 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,016 - [Kenny] Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 570 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:06,152 from its 7:35 AM departure. 571 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,358 - Why is this happening to me? 572 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:17,396 (rock music) 573 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,266 - [Jake] You still stink at football. 574 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,001 (train whistle) 575 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,806 - You've been in your room all day. 576 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,107 I wanted to give you this. 577 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,976 - Oh right, the box, no thanks. 578 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:33,312 - Take it, you'll figure it out. 579 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:37,884 - Thanks for nothing. 580 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,758 No. 581 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,295 No blows to the head unless a snow ball counts. 582 00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:52,264 Everyone seems fine so the hallucinations 583 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,834 probably aren't from the food poisoning. 584 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,437 It's not that. 585 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:02,909 No. 586 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,056 Pee. 587 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,932 (train whistle) 588 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,804 - I know, I know nothing stops the Red Liner Express 589 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:34,440 from its 7:35 AM departure, yeah, yeah. 590 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,181 - Now you caught me all misty. 591 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,851 - Honestly, I've got bigger things to worry about. 592 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,052 Mom wants us downstairs. 593 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:05,071 Another Christmas day, unbelievable. 594 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:05,972 - Pete. 595 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:07,106 - Oh, just go back to your business. 596 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,507 Don't worry about me. 597 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,509 Kenny'll get the telescope I asked for, 598 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,211 Jake'll get a football, and then he'll ask Kenny 599 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,380 to throw it around, and he'll blow the fuse 600 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:17,283 and yet somehow I will get blamed like always. 601 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,484 - [Mom] Honey. 602 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:19,418 - Then we're gonna get food poisoning 603 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,053 and Dad will argue with Grandpa 604 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:22,955 and then get Grandpa really mad so he leaves. 605 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,424 Oh wait it gets better, then tomorrow 606 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:28,995 we'll do it all again, everything. 607 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,867 - He is an interesting kid. 608 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:40,206 Totally nuts, but very interesting. 609 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,981 - Why am I the only one that can remember anything? 610 00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:50,950 - Hey Kidder! 611 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:51,417 - Wait. 612 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:52,851 - This fast! 613 00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,091 - Yeah! 614 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:01,393 Bronskys! 615 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:10,970 - Ha! Not this time. 616 00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:13,039 I got you figured out. 617 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:14,941 You can't hurt me. 618 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,015 - Hello! 619 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:24,483 Hi. 620 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:27,319 Are you okay? 621 00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:29,221 - Who, me? 622 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,924 Yeah, more than okay. 623 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:34,126 My pants aren't ripped. 624 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,029 - Well, celebrate the small things in life right? 625 00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:39,999 - I'm Katie. 626 00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:41,700 Merry merry Christmas. 627 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,070 - That's one too many merrys. 628 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:49,308 But a lot of things have been repeating these days. 629 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,478 So, you just moved in? 630 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:56,015 - Yeah, yeah, from Wisconsin. 631 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:58,384 Just in time for Christmas. 632 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:00,486 - Well, sorry about the caroling. 633 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,589 My mom takes it pretty seriously. 634 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,125 - You've been caroling at our house? 635 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:13,099 - Will carol at your house, in like yeah 23 minutes. 636 00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:19,438 - Oh, that's perfect. 637 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,541 My mom and I just baked a ton of Christmas cookies 638 00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:25,111 and we've got nobody to give 'em to. 639 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,614 - Well, I'll see you in a bit. 640 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:32,118 I think I'm due for a tree crash power outage. 641 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:36,088 - That is an odd family tradition. 642 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:41,060 - Yeah, maybe I'll skip it this time. 643 00:32:49,435 --> 00:32:50,569 (power surge) 644 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,339 (loud crash) 645 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:00,612 - What happened? 646 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,283 - Um, ask Pete. 647 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,552 - Did you do this? 648 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,620 - No, actually I was watching it all happen 649 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,589 from start to finish outside. 650 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,059 I even took this on my phone. 651 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,361 - Oh my goodness, what is it now? 652 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,035 - So you watched all this happen? 653 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:25,104 You took the time to record it, you didn't help? 654 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:28,174 - Yeah, yeah why didn't you help? 655 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:32,644 - Dad, that's not the point, I had nothing to do with this. 656 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:35,081 - Pete, what is wrong today? 657 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,415 Why won't you tell us what's going on with you? 658 00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,152 - There's just no winning. 659 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:45,057 - [Grandpa] Hows about a little help here? 660 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:46,692 - Oh, oh. 661 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:51,463 - Where's my crossword? 662 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,068 - It's not like Pete to do this. 663 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,237 - It's a fiasco and my dad's here. 664 00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:04,143 Look, I'm sorry this Christmas is going off the rails. 665 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,479 Maybe this'll make up for it. 666 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,481 Merry Christmas. 667 00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:11,750 It's dancing lessons. 668 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:14,353 Same as last year. 669 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,354 - Hey, how nice. 670 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:16,588 Dance lessons. 671 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:18,824 You guys have fun while your son 672 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:20,326 is stuck in a repeating day. 673 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:23,662 - Well, that kinda shattered our moment. 674 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:24,630 (buzzing) 675 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:27,133 - Uh, perfect. 676 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:28,867 The football game is on. 677 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,636 - [Pete] You call it football, I call it torture. 678 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:33,172 - Have fun. - Yup. 679 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,143 - You know what you witnessed this morning? 680 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:41,647 Can we keep that just between us? 681 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,283 Is that fair. 682 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:48,154 - Does everyone get grumpy when they become a grandpa? 683 00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:51,590 - Well you just don't get grumpy, 684 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:53,259 you gotta work at it, takes time. 685 00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:56,562 Like making a fine wine. 686 00:34:56,595 --> 00:35:00,732 You gotta bottle it up, let it sit for a couple of decades 687 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,802 and then, oh boy, 688 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:07,873 then you can uncork some vintage grumps. 689 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,409 Some downtown grumps. 690 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:15,681 - Hey Grandpa, can you keep a secret? 691 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:16,882 - Sure. 692 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,650 - What would you do if you were cursed 693 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,752 to live the same day over and over again? 694 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:26,292 - It's not a curse, sounds to me like a gift. 695 00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:30,429 - A gift? Repeating the same day over and over. 696 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,531 - Well you get to live consequence free. 697 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,834 Wake up with a clean slate every morning, even though 698 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,837 the night before you punch some turd in the nose. 699 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,173 Sounds like a hoot to me. 700 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:46,178 - Never thought about it like that. 701 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,848 Hey! 702 00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:59,325 Maybe it's time to turn the tables. 703 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:04,830 (chanting) 704 00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:10,936 Jake, I'm open. 705 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:15,841 - Kidder! 706 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,382 - That's what I'm talking about, yeah! 707 00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:24,350 - What are you doing? 708 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,552 - Poor sportsmanlike conduct. 709 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:27,886 You're benched. 710 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,588 - What, but it was a pre-emptive strike. 711 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:31,623 They were gonna smash me in 10 seconds. 712 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:34,926 - You've got exactly 10 seconds to hit the bench. 713 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:35,827 Move it. 714 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:37,863 - You got sauce kid. 715 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,399 - You bet against me. 716 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:42,801 - A friendly wager with neighbors. 717 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,704 You know what part I liked best, 718 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:48,807 when you didn't let the two big oafs intimidate you. 719 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:53,879 Us underdogs, we gotta strike back. 720 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:58,650 - Strike back. 721 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:00,952 I like the sound of that. 722 00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:14,232 (rock music) 723 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:27,879 (train whistle) 724 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:30,349 You, laundry, now. 725 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,819 - Um, I don't see my name on any tags. 726 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,787 - Keep looking. 727 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:38,924 - A football? 728 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,327 - [Jake] What? That's what I wanted. 729 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:46,865 - Well how do you like that, this is just what I wanted. 730 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:49,901 - So, what did I get for Christmas? 731 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,437 - [Pamela] Oh... - Uh... 732 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,739 - Oh, Jake, we're so sorry. 733 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:54,973 - [Dad] Yeah, um... 734 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:55,907 - Are you kidding me? 735 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,343 Santa forgot about my present? 736 00:37:57,376 --> 00:38:00,045 - No, no, no he didn't 737 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,014 - You said he was in there! 738 00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:04,650 - This is his house isn't it? 739 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:05,751 - Yeah. 740 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,720 (arguing) 741 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:09,521 - [Pete] Hey Bronskys! 742 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:12,057 Think fast. 743 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,762 (laughing) 744 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:20,599 - Pete said you needed help with your crossword puzzle. 745 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,567 - I do? 746 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:30,342 (gentle holiday music) 747 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:32,010 - Hi, I'm Katie. 748 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:34,946 - Hey neighbor, I'm Pete and I'd say you're a cheese head. 749 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,081 - What did you call me? 750 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,516 - Hi, I'm Katie. 751 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:38,684 - Go Badgers! 752 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:39,585 - What are you talking about? 753 00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:40,719 Go Bears. 754 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:41,853 - No. 755 00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:43,822 Hi, I'm Katie. 756 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:45,557 - 'Sup girl. 757 00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:47,593 - Just, just no. 758 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:48,760 - What up girl? 759 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:54,666 - Where is he? 760 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:55,701 - I don't know. 761 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:56,968 - You said he would be here. 762 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:59,004 - No I didn't, you said he would be here. 763 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:06,978 (grunting) 764 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:11,016 (Santa noises) 765 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,418 - Did you reset the oven after the power went out? 766 00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:13,985 - What? No. 767 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,754 - So no Christmas dinner? 768 00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:17,489 Thanks a lot doofus. 769 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:20,526 (doorbell ringing) 770 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:21,593 - And that would be dinner. 771 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:24,763 Looks a little small. 772 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,031 (doorbell ringing) 773 00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,567 I do have a high metabolism. 774 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,835 (doorbell ringing) 775 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:30,869 Nice. 776 00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:39,745 (chanting) 777 00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:46,084 Jake, I'm open, right here. 778 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,787 One Mississippi, two Mississippi. 779 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:51,857 (screaming, grunting) 780 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:57,596 (cheering) 781 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:00,799 (whistle) 782 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,834 - You sure you wanna do this? 783 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:05,604 I mean the dabbler shouldn't mess with the king. 784 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:07,806 Last time you quit after like 20 minutes. 785 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:08,740 - Yeah well maybe cause you were 786 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:09,975 being such a competitive jerk. 787 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,443 - Hey, you know what, I don't have time 788 00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:12,778 for remedial football, I should go practice. 789 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,079 - Whoa, I've been practicing. 790 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:16,948 Yeah, I might even be better than you now. 791 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:21,553 - Really? So you want to get humiliated. 792 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:24,690 Alright, fine, let's do it. 793 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:25,724 - You ready? 794 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:26,858 - For anything you've got. 795 00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:34,199 (chanting) 796 00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:35,767 - I'm open, I'm open. 797 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:39,070 (chanting) 798 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,872 One Mississippi, two Mississippi. 799 00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:47,913 (cheering) 800 00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,691 I did it! 801 00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:07,198 - There's no way we lost, we're the Bronskys. 802 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:11,069 - Pieces of Green, thank you shorty, that was 15 from you, 803 00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:15,240 five from you, 10 from you, 10 from you, 804 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:17,008 that's right, thank you ma'am. 805 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:18,209 20 from you. 806 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:19,945 - How'd we do? 807 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,647 - Look here. 808 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,215 That's how we did, you did wonderful, you were great. 809 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:25,584 - Thanks. 810 00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:26,985 You know, I feel like celebrating. 811 00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:29,921 (laughing) 812 00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:30,989 - I'm game for that. 813 00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:32,123 - I don't know. 814 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,526 Hey Bronskys! 815 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,226 Think fast! 816 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,604 - Okay, you go first. 817 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:47,639 - One, two, three. 818 00:41:47,673 --> 00:41:52,678 (holiday music) 819 00:41:57,949 --> 00:41:59,250 On three alright, on three. 820 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:00,752 - Both? 821 00:42:00,786 --> 00:42:02,253 - Yeah, both of us, on three. 822 00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:04,623 One, two, three. 823 00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:07,593 (laughing) 824 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:08,860 Hey Bronskys! 825 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,095 - Draw! 826 00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:19,004 - Yes! Yes! 827 00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:21,272 It was funny, come on. 828 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:26,311 (holiday music) 829 00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:36,988 - Are you sure this is supposed to be fun? 830 00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:37,956 - Yeah. 831 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:41,993 Come on, put your back into it. 832 00:42:44,930 --> 00:42:47,933 - Little windchill in my.... 833 00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:49,735 Go fast as I am, ready? 834 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:51,002 Go. 835 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:51,937 Do it fast. 836 00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:54,940 Fast, not molasses. 837 00:42:54,973 --> 00:42:59,911 (laughing) 838 00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:04,950 (holiday music) 839 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,256 - I'm glad Mr. Schultz could be persuaded 840 00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:12,991 to open his store today. 841 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:17,095 - Well, you got style kid. 842 00:43:18,664 --> 00:43:20,098 - Hey, hit me again. 843 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,700 - [Voiceover] Sure thing kid. 844 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:24,002 - You know when I first started hanging out with you 845 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:28,640 I was concerned you might be a bit of a whiner, 846 00:43:28,674 --> 00:43:33,679 but you know what, you became a real tough guy. 847 00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:35,981 - Takes one to know one. 848 00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:39,818 Tell me that story again, when you were in the Navy. 849 00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:42,654 When you short-sheeted the Admiral's bed. 850 00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:44,089 - How do you know that story? 851 00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,025 Must be losing my memory. 852 00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:49,027 - Sundae number 12. 853 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,228 - Thanks. 854 00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:57,969 - You know something, this day, today, 855 00:43:58,003 --> 00:44:03,008 may be the best day I have had in a long long time. 856 00:44:05,744 --> 00:44:06,912 You know why? 857 00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:12,150 And not because of this, but because we swapped stories, 858 00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:15,420 and laughed. 859 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,993 - Can I ask you something? 860 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:23,729 - Whatever. 861 00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:26,231 - Why'd you decide to come to Christmas this year? 862 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,669 - I got my reasons. 863 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:34,672 It's what your Grandmother would've wanted. 864 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:42,047 I was worried that 865 00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:45,984 I might get the cold shoulder, 866 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,321 and instead, 867 00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:55,226 I got hot fudge. 868 00:45:02,768 --> 00:45:04,369 - Cheers. 869 00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:08,439 - You got it son. 870 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:15,180 - [Pete] Hey neighbor, I'm Pete. 871 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,782 - I'm Katie. 872 00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:19,217 - The great state of Wisconsin is the number one 873 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,386 manufacturer of sharp cheddar cheese 874 00:45:21,419 --> 00:45:23,889 with 143 million pounds a year. 875 00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:27,158 But, I'd bet blue cheese is actually your favorite. 876 00:45:27,192 --> 00:45:30,395 - Wow, how do you know all that. 877 00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:34,199 - Oh, I've got a sense about people. 878 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,835 - Well, nice nice to meet you. 879 00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:39,437 Are you having a good Christmas? 880 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:41,873 - A merry merry Christmas actually. 881 00:45:41,907 --> 00:45:44,175 - That's funny, 'cause that's my expression. 882 00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:46,945 Well, (mumbling). 883 00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:48,113 - What about your dad? 884 00:45:53,118 --> 00:45:54,820 - He's not here right now. 885 00:45:54,853 --> 00:45:58,423 - Uh yeah, well my family's mostly out to lunch too. 886 00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:02,160 Grandpa's pretty cool, but the only problem is, 887 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:05,530 he doesn't remember what happens one day to the next. 888 00:46:05,563 --> 00:46:09,200 - Yeah, I've got a grandpa like that too. 889 00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:11,769 - No, it's not what you think. 890 00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:15,974 So, what's your favorite Christmas carol? 891 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:22,480 - Jingle Bells. 892 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:23,949 But why do you ask? 893 00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:25,516 - No reason. 894 00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:29,054 * Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh 895 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:32,891 * Over the fields we go, laughing all the way, ha ha ha 896 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:34,192 * Bells on bobtails ring 897 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,061 - This is my favorite carol. - [Katie] Mine too. 898 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:36,995 * Making spirits bright 899 00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:38,463 * What fun it is to ride and sing * 900 00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:39,597 - [Pete] Really? - [Katie] Yeah. 901 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,798 * A sleighing song tonight 902 00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:44,235 * Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 903 00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:48,106 * Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey 904 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:51,576 * Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way 905 00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:53,478 * Oh what fun it is to ride 906 00:46:54,212 --> 00:46:59,017 (crunching) 907 00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:03,922 - Revenge is sweet. 908 00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:08,059 Too sweet, ah, I think I'm gonna puke. 909 00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:10,095 - Hey sweetie, how you doing? 910 00:47:10,128 --> 00:47:12,397 - Oh please don't say that word, sweetie. 911 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:14,465 My stomach hurts enough already. 912 00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:16,401 - Uh, well no wonder. 913 00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:17,903 Look at all this stuff. 914 00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:19,570 Where did you get this money? 915 00:47:19,604 --> 00:47:23,274 - Oh, Grandpa won it by betting on me at the game. 916 00:47:23,308 --> 00:47:25,977 Take as much as you want, but just remember 917 00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:27,445 to spend it before midnight. 918 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,414 - Okay, no more betting. 919 00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:32,383 And Pete, Dad and I were really proud of you 920 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:34,519 for winning the game, but you and Grandpa 921 00:47:34,552 --> 00:47:37,388 mooning the other team, no one likes a show off. 922 00:47:37,422 --> 00:47:38,890 - Come on Dad, what are you doing? 923 00:47:38,924 --> 00:47:39,790 You just got here . 924 00:47:39,824 --> 00:47:42,093 - Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 925 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:48,066 - Well, there's the sound of Grandpa leaving, again. 926 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:54,005 It's futile, just like the house. 927 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:59,310 You clean it up, mess it up, clean it up, 928 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:01,279 what's the difference? 929 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:04,649 It'll just be a mess again soon. 930 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,588 - You're awfully philosophical tonight. 931 00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:16,294 It's a very strange Christmas we've been having. 932 00:48:18,964 --> 00:48:20,598 But, tomorrow's a new day. 933 00:48:23,701 --> 00:48:25,136 - Don't count on it. 934 00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:31,676 - Are you putting designer sunglasses on a snowman? 935 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:35,580 - Yeah, I won 'em from somebody at the game. 936 00:48:36,014 --> 00:48:37,015 You like? 937 00:48:37,983 --> 00:48:39,017 - I guess. 938 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:41,486 Looks like somebody's had an excellent Christmas. 939 00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:43,288 - Not exactly. 940 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:49,527 I've been doing everything I want, every day, but somehow, 941 00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:53,298 everything doesn't feel as great as it should feel. 942 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,703 Could I ask your advice on something serious? 943 00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:00,505 - Sure. 944 00:49:01,006 --> 00:49:04,976 - Okay, what would you do if you had to relive 945 00:49:05,010 --> 00:49:07,178 the same day over and over again? 946 00:49:07,212 --> 00:49:08,479 - What wouldn't I do? 947 00:49:09,714 --> 00:49:12,583 I mean anything, everything. 948 00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:15,020 - It's not all it's cracked up to be. 949 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:18,056 - Are you telling me that you keep on reliving Christmas? 950 00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:20,992 Over and over and over? 951 00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:25,130 - Yeah. Look, I know it sounds crazy, 952 00:49:25,163 --> 00:49:29,000 but it's true, and it never ends. 953 00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:31,002 - That's great. 954 00:49:32,137 --> 00:49:34,372 I mean the thing that's so amazing about Christmas is 955 00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:37,775 it forces you to slow down and look up, 956 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,445 if only for a single day. 957 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:42,047 - For me it's like a lousy gift 958 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,015 I keep getting again and again. 959 00:49:44,049 --> 00:49:45,483 And it's getting old. 960 00:49:54,159 --> 00:49:59,130 (blowing wind) 961 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,232 - [Dad] Come on Dad, what are you doing? 962 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:02,633 You just got here. 963 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,235 - [Grandpa] Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 964 00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:06,471 - You're really leaving? 965 00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:10,275 - Yessir, I came here to reconnect, 966 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:14,011 it's just turned into closing arguments. 967 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:17,182 Your parents certainly do not want me here. 968 00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:19,184 But that's my fault. 969 00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:22,053 - But Grandpa, you're the coolest. 970 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,723 - But you're the only one that thinks so. 971 00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:31,028 I strived all my life for more, 972 00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:34,099 more money, more success, 973 00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:39,137 and maybe I took the most important things in life 974 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:44,175 for granted, but life doesn't give you a second chance. 975 00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:47,312 I had a second chance and I screwed it up, 976 00:50:47,345 --> 00:50:50,848 and if you ever get a second chance to do the right thing, 977 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:55,820 then you grab it and for goodness sake, 978 00:50:55,853 --> 00:50:58,156 hold onto it with both your hands. 979 00:50:58,189 --> 00:51:03,194 (somber music) 980 00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:22,280 (gentle music) 981 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:31,256 (blowing wind) 982 00:51:31,289 --> 00:51:36,261 (upbeat music) 983 00:51:40,265 --> 00:51:44,135 * I'm on the wings of the ordinary 984 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:46,737 * You're on the wings of a dove 985 00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:52,377 * And i can't help but ask myself 986 00:51:52,410 --> 00:51:53,878 * Am i good enough 987 00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:56,281 * Am i good enough 988 00:51:57,182 --> 00:51:58,416 * I don't know 989 00:52:00,818 --> 00:52:03,188 * I don't know 990 00:52:07,358 --> 00:52:10,895 * On the wings of your fiery angel 991 00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:14,565 * On the blaze of your star 992 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:19,870 * On the verge of something better 993 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:24,909 * Yes you are, oh yes you are good enough 994 00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:30,548 * Good enough 995 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:38,223 * Good enough, good enough 996 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:43,160 * Good enough, good enough 997 00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:47,365 * Good enough, good enough 998 00:52:48,866 --> 00:52:51,936 * Good enough, good enough 999 00:52:54,472 --> 00:52:59,477 (train whistle) (train crossing) 1000 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:14,225 - Look, I think you're looking at it the wrong way. 1001 00:53:14,259 --> 00:53:15,593 - How's that? 1002 00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:18,296 - Well, if I had a chance to relive Christmas 1003 00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:23,268 over and over again, I know I'd only want one present. 1004 00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:26,537 - What? 1005 00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:30,541 - [Katie] Nothing. - [Pete] Nothing? 1006 00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:33,010 Seriously? 1007 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:35,813 - I mean, not a thing. 1008 00:53:37,682 --> 00:53:38,883 No thing, 1009 00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:43,554 I would just wanna spend one more day 1010 00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:44,989 with all my family together, 1011 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:49,860 before my dad passed away. 1012 00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:51,696 - But... 1013 00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:53,864 But I thought.... 1014 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,866 - I usually just tell people that he's travelling. 1015 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:00,671 It's just easier sometimes. 1016 00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:04,775 - I'm really sorry Katie. 1017 00:54:09,547 --> 00:54:10,448 - Me too. 1018 00:54:13,451 --> 00:54:14,452 But thanks. 1019 00:54:19,624 --> 00:54:20,725 But um, 1020 00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:24,929 if what you're telling me is true, 1021 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,832 and you're not pulling my leg, which I'm sure you are, 1022 00:54:30,501 --> 00:54:31,769 then I've got some advice for you. 1023 00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:35,340 - What? 1024 00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:40,077 * Counting down the hours 1025 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,347 *Willing away the days 1026 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:43,481 - Appreciate what you have. 1027 00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:44,849 * Snow is piling up outside 1028 00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:46,751 * And I just want to hold your face again * 1029 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,886 - [Katie] Do the things you never thought you could. 1030 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,692 * I've been dreaming of the future 1031 00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:55,593 * Wondering about my life 1032 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:56,994 - Use your gift for good. 1033 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:59,364 * Thinking about the years and years 1034 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:02,099 * And just how fast they leave us behind 1035 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:06,871 * Seems so good, feels so right 1036 00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:10,107 * I just want to be holding your hand 1037 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:12,076 * All through the night 1038 00:55:12,109 --> 00:55:16,747 * Seems so good, feels so right 1039 00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:19,417 * I just want to be holding your hand 1040 00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:21,752 * All through the night 1041 00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:26,424 (train whistle) 1042 00:55:27,925 --> 00:55:29,494 - Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 1043 00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:31,929 from its 7:35 AM departure. 1044 00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:34,999 7:35 AM. 1045 00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:39,003 - Yeah, and you also wet my bed. 1046 00:55:40,037 --> 00:55:41,972 - [Jake] Ah, you still stink at football. 1047 00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:45,009 * I don't want to cry in the night 1048 00:55:45,042 --> 00:55:47,578 * I want you holding my hand 1049 00:55:47,612 --> 00:55:49,614 * As the days go by 1050 00:55:49,647 --> 00:55:51,849 * I don't want to be lonely with riches 1051 00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:54,419 * I don't want to cry in the night 1052 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:56,921 * I want you holding my hand 1053 00:55:56,954 --> 00:55:58,889 * As the days go by 1054 00:55:58,923 --> 00:56:01,626 - [Katie] Look at that, wow. - [Pete] I know. 1055 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:07,565 * Seems so good, feels so right 1056 00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:10,668 * I just want to be holding your hand * 1057 00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:14,439 (guitar music) - What in the world? 1058 00:56:14,472 --> 00:56:16,574 Do you know what time it is? 1059 00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:18,409 - Yeah, time for me to practice. 1060 00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:20,611 - [Jake] Ah, you still stink at football! 1061 00:56:20,645 --> 00:56:24,982 * Seems so good, feels so right 1062 00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:27,184 * I just want to be holding your hand * 1063 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,519 (screaming) - Oh, sorry. 1064 00:56:28,553 --> 00:56:29,854 * All through the night 1065 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:34,425 * Seems so good, feels so right 1066 00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:37,161 * I just want to be holding your hand 1067 00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:39,630 * All through the night 1068 00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:42,867 * Seems so good, feels so right * 1069 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:43,801 - Merry merry Christmas. 1070 00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:45,970 * I just want to be holding your hand * 1071 00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:47,204 - Merry merry Christmas. 1072 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,807 * All through the night 1073 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:52,910 - It's not like Pete to do that. 1074 00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:54,745 - I know, and with my dad here. 1075 00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:56,180 - Since when does this kid get up early 1076 00:56:56,213 --> 00:56:57,915 and make us chocolate waffles? 1077 00:56:57,948 --> 00:56:59,116 - Did we tell him that we had 1078 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:00,217 chocolate waffles on our honeymoon? 1079 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,787 We... (guitar music) 1080 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:04,522 - Sounds like Pete's put on some tunes. 1081 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:09,159 (guitar music) 1082 00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:10,828 - Well it's perfect timing 'cause... 1083 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:13,864 Merry Christmas, that's your present. 1084 00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:16,901 It's dancing lessons, again. 1085 00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:19,504 - Maybe this year we'll find time go. 1086 00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:23,173 (guitar music) 1087 00:57:23,207 --> 00:57:25,976 (giggling) 1088 00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:31,582 Dancing at Christmas, takes me back. 1089 00:57:34,051 --> 00:57:35,953 - Remember that first Christmas when you moved in? 1090 00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:40,525 - Ah, when you got the Christmas parade 1091 00:57:40,558 --> 00:57:41,959 to make a detour to my house. 1092 00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:44,228 It was quite a party. 1093 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,031 What? 1094 00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:48,633 - Hole in the roof? 1095 00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:50,501 - Fake snow for atmosphere. 1096 00:57:50,535 --> 00:57:52,036 Just keep dancing. 1097 00:57:58,543 --> 00:58:01,512 (Santa noises) 1098 00:58:01,546 --> 00:58:04,849 - Listen Pete, I am so so sorry 1099 00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:06,984 we forgot to talk to Santa about your present. 1100 00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:10,955 - It's okay Mom, I know you're juggling a lot. 1101 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:16,193 - Listen, there's one Christmas tradition 1102 00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:17,795 we haven't done yet. 1103 00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:19,964 Let's do it, you and me. 1104 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:23,100 Ah, in all the hubbub I forgot 1105 00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:25,703 about our taffy making tradition. 1106 00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:31,208 - I think we should've stuck with the old recipe. 1107 00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:34,244 - Come on, if this recipe is good enough 1108 00:58:34,278 --> 00:58:36,747 that fine folks took the time to upload it to the internet, 1109 00:58:36,781 --> 00:58:38,515 then it's good enough for us. 1110 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:42,152 I can't move my hands, you? 1111 00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:43,120 - No. 1112 00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:46,523 Uh, Mom, you're making it worse. 1113 00:58:47,057 --> 00:58:47,958 - Help! 1114 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:49,927 Anyone? A little help here. 1115 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:54,899 Okay, I guess we have to wait for the rescue parade. 1116 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:59,970 - Mom, remember when I was nine and I ran away, 1117 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:03,007 'cause you said I was too young to watch the midnight movie? 1118 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:03,908 - Mm-hmm. 1119 00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:07,578 - How long was it 'til anyone noticed? 1120 00:59:07,612 --> 00:59:11,649 - I noticed, I was behind you in the car the whole time 1121 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:13,250 you were trudging down the road to the bus stop. 1122 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:16,687 - Really? I felt so independent 1123 00:59:16,721 --> 00:59:18,656 when I decided to come back home. 1124 00:59:18,689 --> 00:59:19,990 - Well, you decided on your own 1125 00:59:20,024 --> 00:59:21,759 that running away was silly. 1126 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:22,893 I was just hedging my bets in case 1127 00:59:22,927 --> 00:59:25,095 the idea didn't sink in fast enough. 1128 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:28,966 Hey Pete, I know it's hard being the middle child. 1129 00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:29,934 You know you got your older brother, 1130 00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:32,036 the age advantage over you, and the younger one 1131 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:35,005 who sucks up all the attention, but you're finding your way. 1132 00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:40,745 - You think Grandpa and Dad will ever stop arguing? 1133 00:59:40,778 --> 00:59:44,649 - Honey, sometimes in life things just are 1134 00:59:44,682 --> 00:59:46,651 the way they are, and try as you might, 1135 00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:47,885 there's nothing you can do to change it, 1136 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:49,887 no matter how much you might like to. 1137 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,122 - It's not good enough. 1138 00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:56,694 - Well, sometimes life surprises you 1139 00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:58,595 when you least expect it. 1140 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:03,100 - [Pete] Finally. - [Mom] Hey! 1141 01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:06,003 Wait, you're not just gonna abandon me in here are you? 1142 01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:08,605 My nose itches. 1143 01:00:14,879 --> 01:00:15,345 - There you go. 1144 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:16,714 - Thanks honey. 1145 01:00:23,087 --> 01:00:25,422 - You actually call these sweaters? 1146 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,992 - I know they're a tad itchy, but Mom went through 1147 01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:30,094 a knitting phase and they are Christmas-y. 1148 01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:32,897 - Christmas-y? Oh boy. 1149 01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:34,198 (doorbell ringing) 1150 01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:37,101 - [Kidders] Merry Christmas Josephine! 1151 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:37,935 - Hello. 1152 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:38,936 - [Mom] Hi Josephine. 1153 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:39,870 - May I help you? 1154 01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:41,205 - Only if you like caroling. 1155 01:00:42,707 --> 01:00:43,708 (kazoo) 1156 01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:46,811 * We wish you a merry Christmas 1157 01:00:46,844 --> 01:00:48,846 * We wish you a merry Christmas 1158 01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:50,948 * We wish you a merry Christmas 1159 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:52,917 * And a happy new year 1160 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:54,885 * Good tidings we bring 1161 01:00:54,919 --> 01:00:56,954 * To you and your kin 1162 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:59,023 * Good tidings for Christmas 1163 01:00:59,056 --> 01:01:01,291 * And a happy new year 1164 01:01:02,727 --> 01:01:05,329 - That's wonderful, just wonderful. 1165 01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:11,035 You know, I'm all alone this Christmas and you've, 1166 01:01:11,969 --> 01:01:14,905 you've made me very very happy. 1167 01:01:14,939 --> 01:01:16,073 Thank you. 1168 01:01:16,774 --> 01:01:18,208 I'll just get you some treats. 1169 01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:19,877 - Please, playing for you was the only treat 1170 01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:22,346 we really need, right Grandpa? 1171 01:01:24,114 --> 01:01:26,016 - Yeah, I mean we may look like ding dongs, 1172 01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:29,920 but we do enjoy spreading Christmas cheer. 1173 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,758 (knocking) 1174 01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:38,829 - [Dad] Hello. - Hello. 1175 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:40,264 - [Dad] We are the Kidder family from next door, 1176 01:01:40,297 --> 01:01:42,833 and we wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. 1177 01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:47,872 (We Wish You A Merry Christmas) 1178 01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:03,854 Wow! - [Kenny] Nice one Pete! 1179 01:02:03,888 --> 01:02:05,355 - [Woman] That's great. 1180 01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:10,394 - Well, let's hurry up, we got like 1181 01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:12,096 10 more houses to hit before football. 1182 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,133 - Pete, since when did you learn to play the guitar? 1183 01:02:18,869 --> 01:02:19,770 - Yesterday. 1184 01:02:21,972 --> 01:02:22,907 - He has my genes. 1185 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:28,112 (holiday music) 1186 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:29,213 - Pete! 1187 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:31,782 You brought a mascot? 1188 01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:33,317 - Yeah, you know I thought he'd cheer you up 1189 01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:36,420 after the Kidders demolish you on the field. 1190 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:39,023 - When pigs fly! 1191 01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:43,227 - Sorry, inventing pork wings isn't until tomorrow. 1192 01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:50,134 (cheering) (chanting) 1193 01:02:55,072 --> 01:02:56,273 Jake, I'm open, right here! 1194 01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,576 - [Bronskys] We're gonna get you Kidder! 1195 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:00,978 - One Mississippi, two Mississippi... 1196 01:03:01,011 --> 01:03:03,413 (screaming) 1197 01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:10,054 (cheering) 1198 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:19,429 Yeah, yes! 1199 01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:21,031 - Yeah! 1200 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,336 - The mascot... - It was the mascot. 1201 01:03:26,370 --> 01:03:30,074 (cheering) 1202 01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:31,075 - Thank you! 1203 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,821 Jake, what's wrong? 1204 01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:48,592 - I don't know, I'm just not feeling the game this year. 1205 01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:50,627 When did you get so good? 1206 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,030 - Benefit of being the overlooked middle child. 1207 01:03:53,063 --> 01:03:55,099 You get a lot of free time on your hands. 1208 01:03:55,132 --> 01:03:56,433 All those times you never asked me, 1209 01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:58,002 I guess I really can play. 1210 01:03:59,069 --> 01:04:00,304 - Yeah, well that makes one of us. 1211 01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:02,006 - Look, I don't get it. 1212 01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:04,141 You live for football, I mean I just scored 1213 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:07,611 the winning touchdown and we won, why are you so upset? 1214 01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:10,380 - I got benched from the school team, okay? 1215 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:15,352 - [Pete] You? - [Jake] Yeah. 1216 01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:17,554 - How's that possible? 1217 01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:21,091 - Apparently my passes are off and the coach thinks 1218 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,492 that I cost us the last two games, 1219 01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:25,029 so he took me off first string. 1220 01:04:25,062 --> 01:04:29,033 - Well, you just gotta get your confidence back. 1221 01:04:29,066 --> 01:04:31,335 You know, get back on that football horse. 1222 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:32,502 - Back on the what? 1223 01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:35,039 - Football horse. 1224 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:36,506 - You're such a weirdo. 1225 01:04:44,148 --> 01:04:45,983 - Hey Pete, you brought a mascot? 1226 01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:47,985 - To cheer you up after we win. 1227 01:04:48,018 --> 01:04:49,453 - Yeah, when pigs... 1228 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:51,888 - Fly, yeah I got it, thanks. 1229 01:04:53,423 --> 01:04:55,325 Hey uh Jake, next play 1230 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,161 I'm gonna set you up for a winning pass. 1231 01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:58,495 - What are you talking about? 1232 01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:01,098 - Just trust me, okay? 1233 01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:02,299 They're gonna try to sack you, 1234 01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:05,135 so I'm gonna set you up for a winning lap. 1235 01:05:05,169 --> 01:05:06,036 - You psychic? 1236 01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:07,104 - Just be ready. 1237 01:05:11,175 --> 01:05:16,013 (chanting) 1238 01:05:22,519 --> 01:05:23,487 - What are you waiting for? 1239 01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:29,994 (cheering) 1240 01:05:41,505 --> 01:05:42,406 - [Pete] Nice job Jake! 1241 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,141 - Look at that, how about that? 1242 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,083 - What did I tell you, you're back on the football horse. 1243 01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:55,619 - That was a nice play, come here. 1244 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:01,058 - [Kenny] Nice play Jake. 1245 01:06:02,526 --> 01:06:04,128 - Kidder boys rule the day! 1246 01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:07,097 Get a picture, come here. 1247 01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:09,633 Everybody bunch in together. 1248 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,469 - Picture for Dad, I know he likes his pictures. 1249 01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:15,105 * Caroling in the day 1250 01:06:15,139 --> 01:06:18,142 * Tree lights twinkling, tinsel crinkling 1251 01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:21,178 * It's Christmas time again 1252 01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:23,013 - That's a Christmas star moment, don't you think Dad? 1253 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:26,683 - Your grandmother could really make a Christmas. 1254 01:06:28,285 --> 01:06:29,753 I got money to collect. 1255 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:41,698 - Hey Dad, meet Amanda and Kimmy. 1256 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,500 - Amanda, Kimmy. 1257 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:45,502 - Their software firm is going public soon and they're 1258 01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:48,138 gonna need some serious help with their online ad campaign. 1259 01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:49,406 - Yes, but how did you know? 1260 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,141 - Small town, word gets around. 1261 01:06:51,175 --> 01:06:54,111 And my Dad is one of the best creative minds around. 1262 01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:56,746 - Wow, if your work is as sharp as your son's game, 1263 01:06:56,780 --> 01:06:58,182 we should talk. 1264 01:06:58,215 --> 01:06:59,416 - Oh, definitely. 1265 01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:04,454 (holiday music) 1266 01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:08,792 - How was the game? 1267 01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:10,160 - Decent actually. 1268 01:07:10,194 --> 01:07:11,095 - And I think I might have landed 1269 01:07:11,128 --> 01:07:12,562 a new job lead thanks to Pete. 1270 01:07:12,596 --> 01:07:13,630 - [Mom] What? - [Dad] Yeah. 1271 01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:15,499 - I'm so happy! 1272 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:17,634 Should be close. 1273 01:07:20,104 --> 01:07:21,171 - It's raw. 1274 01:07:21,205 --> 01:07:21,805 - What? 1275 01:07:21,838 --> 01:07:22,906 - It's raw. 1276 01:07:22,939 --> 01:07:25,109 Did you reset the oven after the power went out? 1277 01:07:25,142 --> 01:07:25,809 - [Mom] No. 1278 01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:28,778 - So, no Christmas dinner. 1279 01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:30,814 Way to go doofus. 1280 01:07:30,847 --> 01:07:32,849 - Hey, who wants beef wellington anyway? 1281 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,518 - I wanted it, I wanted to dazzle you guys 1282 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:38,088 with beef wellington, instead we have steak tar tar. 1283 01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:38,822 - [Dad] It's uh... 1284 01:07:38,855 --> 01:07:39,823 I think it's gonna be good. 1285 01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:41,325 It's a bit frozen, but um... 1286 01:07:41,358 --> 01:07:43,460 You know, I think if we have the salad, 1287 01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:45,295 let's do the salad, we'll have some... 1288 01:07:45,329 --> 01:07:50,267 (gentle music) 1289 01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:58,808 - Oh look. 1290 01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:00,444 - Oh oh, I got it, I got it. 1291 01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:01,811 - Look at that. 1292 01:08:01,845 --> 01:08:02,879 - Ooh, it looks good. 1293 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:03,780 - [Dad] Look at that. 1294 01:08:03,813 --> 01:08:04,614 - [Mom] Should we taste it? 1295 01:08:04,648 --> 01:08:06,450 It's hot. 1296 01:08:12,156 --> 01:08:13,323 - It's um... 1297 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:15,759 It's interesting, it's got a... 1298 01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,528 - I think the word is inedible. 1299 01:08:19,196 --> 01:08:20,864 Oh, I should have made the classic sauce. 1300 01:08:20,897 --> 01:08:26,102 (gentle music) 1301 01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:47,724 - That was delicious. 1302 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:50,160 - I don't remember, I swear, adding that 1303 01:08:50,194 --> 01:08:53,630 port wine reduction sauce, but it was delicious. 1304 01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:56,800 - Oh uh, no I got the dishes. 1305 01:08:56,833 --> 01:09:01,838 (gentle music) 1306 01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:51,521 - Honey, that was delicious. 1307 01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:53,923 - And what a pleasure to have such lovely guests. 1308 01:09:53,957 --> 01:09:55,725 That's the kind of tradition I like. 1309 01:09:55,759 --> 01:09:57,594 - It was so kind of you to invite us. 1310 01:09:57,627 --> 01:10:00,930 To be honest, we've been a little lonely this holiday, 1311 01:10:00,964 --> 01:10:02,666 but Pete knew all the right things 1312 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,534 to say to get us over here. 1313 01:10:04,568 --> 01:10:06,570 - The more the merrier I always say. 1314 01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:10,540 - How about, a little music? 1315 01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:12,676 - Okay. 1316 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:20,617 (gentle guitar music) 1317 01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:27,857 That was my dad's favorite song. 1318 01:10:28,692 --> 01:10:30,794 - He was a cellist and we'd all sing along. 1319 01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:33,997 May I? 1320 01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:37,934 * Earth stood hard as iron 1321 01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:41,938 * Water like a stone 1322 01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:46,843 * Snow had fallen, snow on snow 1323 01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:50,947 * Snow on snow 1324 01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:55,985 * In the bleak midwinter, long ago * 1325 01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:14,037 - Hey. 1326 01:11:15,905 --> 01:11:17,641 Thank you for tonight. 1327 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:20,310 It was fun, and good for my mom. 1328 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,013 - Yeah, 1329 01:11:25,081 --> 01:11:27,517 I'm glad that this day could be perfect for everyone. 1330 01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:32,589 But, Grandpa and my dad won't stop arguing, 1331 01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:34,791 even on a great day like today. 1332 01:11:34,824 --> 01:11:37,561 - Listen, you can't change who people are Pete. 1333 01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:38,862 - But there must be something I can do 1334 01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:40,564 to make 'em quit arguing. 1335 01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:46,936 - You know, maybe they just need help finding common ground. 1336 01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:49,038 - Common ground, with those two? 1337 01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:51,675 - Yeah, I mean a common goal always brings people together. 1338 01:11:54,778 --> 01:11:57,847 - I don't know why I let Pete talk me into this. 1339 01:11:57,881 --> 01:11:58,982 - Me neither. 1340 01:11:59,015 --> 01:12:00,584 It's freezing. 1341 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,089 - Give him two eyes would help. 1342 01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:10,727 Nose isn't bad. 1343 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,796 He's way too round down there. 1344 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:13,730 - He's what? 1345 01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:15,599 - He's too round, it's wrong. 1346 01:12:15,632 --> 01:12:16,866 - It's called perspective Dad, 1347 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:18,034 there's more than one way to make a snowman. 1348 01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:21,638 - No, there's not more than one way to make a snowman. 1349 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:22,806 - There's more... 1350 01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:25,542 - Not round like this, it looks like Fatty Arbuckle. 1351 01:12:25,575 --> 01:12:27,444 - I don't even know who that is Dad. 1352 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:29,513 Dad, this is a snowman, it's perfect. 1353 01:12:29,546 --> 01:12:31,548 - You know what you did, something you've done 1354 01:12:31,581 --> 01:12:34,784 a lot in your life, you chose the wrong way. 1355 01:12:34,818 --> 01:12:36,953 - I chose the wrong... - [Grandpa] Yes. 1356 01:12:36,986 --> 01:12:39,556 - It's a snowman Dad, there's a thousand ways. 1357 01:12:39,589 --> 01:12:40,957 - It's not just a snowman. 1358 01:12:40,990 --> 01:12:42,058 - Okay, there. 1359 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,428 - I'm outta here. 1360 01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:46,430 - Dad, Dad, why don't you remake the head? 1361 01:12:46,463 --> 01:12:47,397 Okay, if you don't like the body, 1362 01:12:47,431 --> 01:12:48,832 why don't you remake the body. 1363 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,967 You don't like this, let's just chop it off here. 1364 01:12:55,905 --> 01:12:57,841 - They still going at it out there? 1365 01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,944 - I mean what is it, nothing I do gets them to stop. 1366 01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:03,146 - Dad what are you doing? 1367 01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:04,514 You just got here. 1368 01:13:04,548 --> 01:13:05,982 - Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 1369 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:11,988 - What are you doing, you just got here. 1370 01:13:12,021 --> 01:13:14,924 - Come on, I know when I'm not welcome. 1371 01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:19,463 - Okay no, come on Dad, come on 1372 01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:21,798 we're making your fantasy snowman here. 1373 01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:23,132 We're gonna make your fantasy snowman. 1374 01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,468 - You didn't have a snowman. 1375 01:13:24,501 --> 01:13:25,869 - I'm making the snowman. 1376 01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:29,673 I'm gonna stay out here, I'm gonna finish this snowman. 1377 01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:30,607 What are you doing? 1378 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:31,641 - What are you surprised for? 1379 01:13:31,675 --> 01:13:32,842 There's nothing for me here. 1380 01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:34,978 - You came here (stuttering), 1381 01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:35,879 I'm not asking you to leave. 1382 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,581 - Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 1383 01:13:37,614 --> 01:13:39,148 - You're wanted Dad, come back here. 1384 01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:43,887 * Everyone's together, it's Christmastime again * 1385 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,054 - Nothing ever changes. 1386 01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:50,994 Is this how it's gonna be? 1387 01:13:52,061 --> 01:13:54,097 Are Grandpa and Dad gonna fight for the next million years? 1388 01:13:56,933 --> 01:14:00,069 You dumb star, I hope you turn into a red dwarf. 1389 01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:02,972 - What are you yelling at a star for? 1390 01:14:04,908 --> 01:14:06,109 - It's complicated. 1391 01:14:07,243 --> 01:14:09,613 - More complicated than projecting listening skills 1392 01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:12,081 onto a mass of... - [Pete] Just buzz off, okay? 1393 01:14:14,017 --> 01:14:16,052 - Pete, maybe I can help. 1394 01:14:18,755 --> 01:14:23,026 - How do you do it, be so cheerful and smart? 1395 01:14:24,694 --> 01:14:25,729 Great at everything. 1396 01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:28,031 - I was born that way. 1397 01:14:29,032 --> 01:14:31,034 It really brings up the fascinating question 1398 01:14:31,067 --> 01:14:32,235 of nature versus nurture. 1399 01:14:32,268 --> 01:14:37,607 - Anyway, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry for being a jerk. 1400 01:14:39,676 --> 01:14:41,978 I guess I'm just jealous, okay? 1401 01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:44,480 - Of me? 1402 01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:46,983 Pete, I'm jealous of you. 1403 01:14:47,016 --> 01:14:48,785 - Me? 1404 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:52,856 Mr. middle child, ordinary Pete who can't stick to anything? 1405 01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:54,558 Why? 1406 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,994 - People always expect me to be so smart and perfect 1407 01:14:58,027 --> 01:15:00,163 all the time, and it's exhausting. 1408 01:15:01,097 --> 01:15:03,700 You know how many times I retied my bow tie today 1409 01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:06,069 to keep it perfect? 19. 1410 01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:08,972 - That is a little obsessive. 1411 01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:12,742 - But you, do whatever you want, have fun. 1412 01:15:12,776 --> 01:15:15,745 People don't lay the same expectations on you. 1413 01:15:15,779 --> 01:15:19,916 You know what, I didn't even want that telescope. 1414 01:15:19,949 --> 01:15:21,184 It feels good to say. 1415 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,888 - You didn't want it, then why didn't you say anything? 1416 01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:27,791 - Things have been really tough on Mom and Dad lately, 1417 01:15:27,824 --> 01:15:28,992 and I just wanted to give them 1418 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:31,260 one less thing to feel guilty about. 1419 01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:36,633 Anyway, if you want it, it's yours. 1420 01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:42,739 - Nah, you keep it, already have everything I need. 1421 01:15:44,908 --> 01:15:47,711 And Kenny, just 'cause you're perfect, 1422 01:15:48,311 --> 01:15:50,546 doesn't mean you can't loosen up and have fun too. 1423 01:15:53,016 --> 01:15:53,917 And one more thing... 1424 01:15:54,283 --> 01:15:56,653 (screaming) (giggling) 1425 01:15:56,686 --> 01:15:57,887 Oh, snowball fight, huh? 1426 01:15:59,989 --> 01:16:01,591 Oh nice. 1427 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:04,027 Oh but you can't dodge this one, get ready here it comes. 1428 01:16:05,862 --> 01:16:07,096 Here he comes, here he comes. 1429 01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:12,969 - Goodnight Pete, merry Christmas. 1430 01:16:14,938 --> 01:16:16,039 - Dad? 1431 01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:20,844 Did you and Grandpa always argue? 1432 01:16:22,946 --> 01:16:24,147 - Um... 1433 01:16:26,983 --> 01:16:29,886 Well sometimes, after your grandma died, 1434 01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:32,622 something that should have brought us closer together 1435 01:16:32,656 --> 01:16:34,190 actually made us grow further apart. 1436 01:16:37,661 --> 01:16:38,862 That happens sometimes. 1437 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:42,999 - I miss her too. 1438 01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:47,170 She was funny, she always smelled like peppermints. 1439 01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:55,912 - After she passed away, my dad 1440 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:57,146 just kind of walled himself off. 1441 01:16:59,015 --> 01:17:01,150 I think he regretted not spending more time with us. 1442 01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:03,653 - He must have been really sad. 1443 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:09,826 - Know something... 1444 01:17:12,696 --> 01:17:14,263 My mom had the best Christmases ever. 1445 01:17:14,931 --> 01:17:17,033 Every room in the house was decorated with lights, 1446 01:17:17,066 --> 01:17:19,836 the presents were wrapped perfectly, and the... 1447 01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:22,906 And the tree, the tree was... 1448 01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:26,710 And it was just lit up you know, like a wonderland. 1449 01:17:30,079 --> 01:17:31,815 When Grandpa starts griping about our Christmas... 1450 01:17:33,116 --> 01:17:34,818 - He's really just missing Grandma. 1451 01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:36,986 - Well... 1452 01:17:48,097 --> 01:17:49,398 Never really thought about it like that. 1453 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,001 Um... 1454 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:54,938 Goodnight. 1455 01:17:58,942 --> 01:17:59,943 Merry Christmas. 1456 01:18:03,112 --> 01:18:03,947 - Goodnight. 1457 01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:08,284 You think I'm crazy. 1458 01:18:09,118 --> 01:18:11,955 - No, I believe you believe what you're saying. 1459 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:14,758 - You say that every time. 1460 01:18:18,828 --> 01:18:21,765 It's funny though, reliving the same day 1461 01:18:21,798 --> 01:18:24,734 is like watching a movie over and over again. 1462 01:18:25,434 --> 01:18:27,070 Nothing's what I thought it was. 1463 01:18:28,938 --> 01:18:31,908 - Well, if what you're saying is true, and you're not 1464 01:18:31,941 --> 01:18:35,478 pulling my leg, which I'm sure you are, sounds to me 1465 01:18:35,511 --> 01:18:37,380 like you've been given a chance to make Christmas perfect. 1466 01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:39,348 - That's what I thought too, 1467 01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:41,851 but as far as Grandpa and Dad, 1468 01:18:41,885 --> 01:18:43,452 maybe perfect is unattainable. 1469 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:50,927 You know, you once told me 1470 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:54,964 that the best thing about Christmas is it forces you 1471 01:18:54,998 --> 01:18:58,367 to slow down and look up at all that's around you. 1472 01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:01,504 - I said that? I sound smart. 1473 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:04,507 Forces you to look up. 1474 01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:11,848 - You just gave me an idea. 1475 01:19:11,881 --> 01:19:12,415 Thanks. 1476 01:19:15,018 --> 01:19:15,919 - Welcome! 1477 01:19:15,952 --> 01:19:20,389 (gentle music) 1478 01:19:53,222 --> 01:19:54,790 - What's going on here? 1479 01:19:55,191 --> 01:19:56,392 - I need you to enhance this photo 1480 01:19:56,425 --> 01:19:58,227 of the ornament that's on top of the tree. 1481 01:20:00,063 --> 01:20:01,530 And I raided your Duracells. 1482 01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:04,600 - How come? 1483 01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:05,768 - No questions, okay buddy? 1484 01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:09,973 - [Dad] Come on Dad, what are you doing, you just got here. 1485 01:20:10,006 --> 01:20:11,374 - [Grandpa] Come on, I know when I'm not wanted. 1486 01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:13,276 - What? Grandpa don't go. 1487 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:14,010 - Pete, please. 1488 01:20:14,043 --> 01:20:15,879 - You can't. 1489 01:20:15,912 --> 01:20:17,013 - You all have a nice Christmas. 1490 01:20:17,046 --> 01:20:21,050 - Wait, before you go, you might want to slow down 1491 01:20:21,084 --> 01:20:22,218 and take a look up. 1492 01:20:24,187 --> 01:20:25,121 At the tree. 1493 01:20:32,628 --> 01:20:34,497 - You found the Christmas star. 1494 01:20:35,464 --> 01:20:37,100 - I just recreated it. 1495 01:20:38,001 --> 01:20:39,135 - It's amazing. 1496 01:20:40,103 --> 01:20:41,170 - It's a gift from all of us. 1497 01:20:41,971 --> 01:20:43,072 To you and Dad. 1498 01:20:44,340 --> 01:20:45,608 Memories old and new. 1499 01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:48,844 - It's perfect. 1500 01:20:50,046 --> 01:20:52,982 - Remember that picture, it's Mom at the bake sale there. 1501 01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:56,452 - That's the year I burned the turkey. 1502 01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:04,060 Look how happy we were. 1503 01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:06,129 - Yeah we were. 1504 01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:09,565 - Well I really should go. 1505 01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:14,370 - Uh Dad, 1506 01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:19,442 I'd like to ask you to stay for Christmas. 1507 01:21:21,044 --> 01:21:22,979 And that's an invitation that's long overdue. 1508 01:21:26,950 --> 01:21:28,084 - Really I gotta go. 1509 01:21:28,117 --> 01:21:29,518 I can't impose anymore. 1510 01:21:31,087 --> 01:21:33,089 - I'm sorry Grandpa, you're not going anywhere tonight. 1511 01:21:36,159 --> 01:21:40,129 - You know I was a pretty mean linebacker back in 1968. 1512 01:21:41,965 --> 01:21:43,166 - Then you'll have to go through me. 1513 01:21:45,101 --> 01:21:45,901 - And me. 1514 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:49,973 - Oh boy. 1515 01:21:54,043 --> 01:21:55,144 - And me Dad. 1516 01:21:58,247 --> 01:21:59,983 (sigh) 1517 01:22:00,383 --> 01:22:04,153 - You guys broke me, I'll stay another night, what can I do? 1518 01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:06,555 - Thank you Grandpa. 1519 01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:08,024 - [Mom] I'll take this. - [Grandpa] Thank you. 1520 01:22:14,497 --> 01:22:17,100 - As long as I'm gonna be stuck in a day, 1521 01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:18,001 let it be this one. 1522 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:26,075 (train whistle) 1523 01:22:28,677 --> 01:22:29,478 What? 1524 01:22:36,119 --> 01:22:37,453 The train didn't crash. 1525 01:22:39,322 --> 01:22:41,124 - Nothing stops the Red Liner Express 1526 01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:43,526 from its 7:35 AM departure. 1527 01:22:48,064 --> 01:22:48,998 - Wait a minute. 1528 01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:55,304 (quiet voices) 1529 01:22:59,575 --> 01:23:01,010 - Hey, morning Pete. 1530 01:23:01,510 --> 01:23:03,312 - [Grandpa] You gave us some Christmas. 1531 01:23:03,346 --> 01:23:04,247 - [Dad] Thanks Dad. 1532 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:05,681 - So Christmas is over? 1533 01:23:05,714 --> 01:23:08,184 - Honey, I'm sorry Christmas is over too. 1534 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:11,687 - It's okay. 1535 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:14,523 It's more than okay. 1536 01:23:16,392 --> 01:23:17,160 - Can't believe how much that star looks like 1537 01:23:17,193 --> 01:23:18,627 the one that Mom made. 1538 01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:19,762 - No, better. 1539 01:23:19,795 --> 01:23:23,032 No, no, touching by you is out. 1540 01:23:23,232 --> 01:23:25,434 * Jingle all the way 1541 01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:26,769 - [Voiceover] Good evening radio land, 1542 01:23:26,802 --> 01:23:28,404 don't touch that dial. 1543 01:23:28,437 --> 01:23:31,040 Hope you enjoyed that meteor shower last night. 1544 01:23:31,074 --> 01:23:33,809 Christmas may be over, but New Year's Eve 1545 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:35,644 is just around the corner. 1546 01:23:35,678 --> 01:23:38,747 These classics are coming at you all night long. 1547 01:23:43,486 --> 01:23:44,820 - Hi! - [Pete] Hey. 1548 01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:46,622 - What a fantastic party. 1549 01:23:46,655 --> 01:23:48,224 - And the food looks delicious. 1550 01:23:48,257 --> 01:23:50,326 - Oh you guys can put those over here. 1551 01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:52,128 - [Both] Okay. 1552 01:23:52,161 --> 01:23:53,729 - Hey guys, I baked all these cookies, 1553 01:23:53,762 --> 01:23:55,231 so make sure you eat up. 1554 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:02,438 - Hey, do you want to play with my new Christmas toy? 1555 01:24:02,471 --> 01:24:04,573 - Sure, I'll show you my telescope after. 1556 01:24:04,607 --> 01:24:06,342 - I'm so glad you could make it. 1557 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:08,344 - Oh it's my pleasure dear. 1558 01:24:09,345 --> 01:24:12,748 It's always nice to have some holiday cheer. 1559 01:24:12,781 --> 01:24:15,151 - I'd like to introduce you to my father in law. 1560 01:24:15,184 --> 01:24:17,820 George, you remember our neighbor, Josephine. 1561 01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:21,790 - A lady with a great spirit, 1562 01:24:21,824 --> 01:24:24,360 and a touch of a Philadelphia accent. 1563 01:24:25,161 --> 01:24:27,263 - Knoxboro born and bred. 1564 01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:35,604 - Honey, keep some hot toddy hot for me, 1565 01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:36,839 I'll be back in an hour. 1566 01:24:38,174 --> 01:24:39,108 - What's with the outfit? 1567 01:24:39,142 --> 01:24:40,243 - I have that job interview 1568 01:24:40,276 --> 01:24:41,777 at the software firm thanks to Pete. 1569 01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:43,446 So do I look hip? 1570 01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:45,614 - Honey, anyone who meets you won't have any doubt. 1571 01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:48,217 - Save some of that for me. 1572 01:24:52,155 --> 01:24:53,222 - Hey Grandpa. 1573 01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:55,658 - Yes sir? 1574 01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:57,826 - Thanks for nothing. 1575 01:24:57,860 --> 01:24:59,162 - Excuse me? 1576 01:25:00,163 --> 01:25:01,897 - Remember that Christmas box you gave me, 1577 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:05,801 the one full of nothing, finally figured it out. 1578 01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:07,236 - What is it? 1579 01:25:07,270 --> 01:25:09,872 - I realized that life's like an empty box, 1580 01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:12,808 doesn't matter what you get out of it, 1581 01:25:12,841 --> 01:25:16,512 what really matters is what you put into it. 1582 01:25:21,284 --> 01:25:25,821 (holiday music) It's a music box. 1583 01:25:27,256 --> 01:25:31,126 - It was broken, must have fixed itself. 1584 01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:38,867 Like a whole lot of other things around here. 1585 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:41,837 - I love you. 1586 01:25:43,572 --> 01:25:46,842 - So, did you end up having a merry Christmas, 1587 01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:48,644 or a merry merry Christmas? 1588 01:25:50,679 --> 01:25:51,880 - You know, I've lost count. 1589 01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:54,383 But, 1590 01:25:55,884 --> 01:25:57,253 that's just fine with me. 1591 01:26:02,325 --> 01:26:06,862 (holiday music) 1592 01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:12,535 * We wish you a merry Christmas 1593 01:26:12,568 --> 01:26:16,572 * We wish you a merry merry Christmas 1594 01:26:16,605 --> 01:26:21,344 * We wish you a merry merry Christmas 1595 01:26:21,377 --> 01:26:23,546 * Year after year 1596 01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:27,416 * Good holidays we wish 1597 01:26:28,451 --> 01:26:31,954 * To you and your family 1598 01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:36,859 * A happy holiday, we hope for you 1599 01:26:36,892 --> 01:26:38,894 * Year after year 1600 01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:51,307 * We wish you a merry Christmas 1601 01:26:52,007 --> 01:26:54,209 * Year after year 1602 01:27:11,294 --> 01:27:15,964 * Good holidays we wish to you and your family 1603 01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:20,002 * A happy holiday we hope for you 1604 01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:24,940 * Year after year after year after year 1605 01:27:51,033 --> 01:27:54,837 * We wish you a merry Christmas 1606 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:58,907 * We wish you a merry merry Christmas 1607 01:27:58,941 --> 01:28:03,812 * We wish you a merry Christmas 1608 01:28:03,846 --> 01:28:08,684 * Year after year after year after year 1609 01:28:15,924 --> 01:28:19,528 * We wish you a merry Christmas 1610 01:28:19,562 --> 01:28:23,866 * We wish you a merry merry Christmas 1611 01:28:23,899 --> 01:28:28,337 * We wish you a merry merry Christmas 1612 01:28:28,371 --> 01:28:30,406 * Year after year 1613 01:28:31,740 --> 01:28:35,010 * Good holidays we wish 1614 01:28:35,043 --> 01:28:39,382 * To you and your family 1615 01:28:39,415 --> 01:28:43,819 * A happy holiday we hope for you 1616 01:28:43,852 --> 01:28:46,555 * Year after year 1617 01:28:54,029 --> 01:28:58,834 * We wish you a merry Christmas 1618 01:28:58,867 --> 01:28:58,934 * Year after year 113995