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Isi! Isi!
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(Elli nauraa)
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Ai! Se puri.
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(Elli) Ăiti! Ăiti!
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Isi sai kalan!
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Isi sai kalan!
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(Ăiti) Vau.
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(Ăiti hyrĂ€ilee tuutulaulua)
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(Tyttö itkee lohduttomasti)
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Elli! Mene pois siitÀ! Mene pois!
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Jaaha.
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VapaapÀivÀ huomenna.
LÀhetÀÀnkö pelaa tennistÀ?
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On muuta menoa.
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(HerÀtyskello soi)
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(Juha Àhkii ja huohottaa)
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(Elli) -Kuuliks sÀ mitÀÀn soitosta?
- MitÀ?
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(Elli) -Hahhah.
- En. HyvÀÀ syntymÀpÀivÀÀ.
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(Elli) -HyvÀ. Ei sun ois pitÀnykÀÀn vielÀ.
- MennÀÀn.
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Oota, isi. Yks juttu.
Mun takki on tuolla. Tuu.
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Tuu nyt. Satu!
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TÀssÀ on mun isi.
TĂ€s on Satu, mun soiton opettaja.
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- Hei. Satu.
- Juha.
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Ootko tulossa ens viikolla
Ellin esitykseen?
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Esitykseen?
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MeiÀn konserttiin. MÀ kerroin siitÀ.
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- On se tulossa.
- Olen tulossa.
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(Satu) -Noni. MĂ€ varaan sulle lipun.
- Kiitos.
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- MÀ saan tÀnÀÀn kielilÀvistyksen.
- ĂlĂ€ nyt? Au.
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Ei se satu, Satu...
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- Noni. MeiÀn pitÀÀ nyt mennÀ, Elli.
- Oli hauska tavata.
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- Hauska tavata, samoin.
- Moikka.
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Voidaan vielÀ paeta.
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Tuu jo!
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(Taustalla bassojumputus)
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(LÀvistÀjÀ) -Kieli ulos ja sano aa.
- Aa.
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(LÀvistÀjÀ) Ennen ku tÀs alotetaan,
nii isi voi mennÀ tohon kÀytÀvÀn puolelle.
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TÀs on vÀhÀn ahdasta kolmelle.
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Siel on kahvikone kulman takana.
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Isi, mee pois.
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Okei.
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Isi?
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Noh!
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SehÀn meni hyvin.
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Vai sattuko paljon? Ei? HyvÀ.
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Joo-o.
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Aika erilaista tÀÀ.
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Ennen me synttÀreinÀ
kÀytiin aina elÀinmuseossa.
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Nii, mÀ voisin viedÀ sut
joku pÀivÀ elÀinmuseoon.
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- Joo.
- Joo. Se ois kliffaa.
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Isi.
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- HyvÀÀ yötÀ.
- HyvÀÀ yötÀ.
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Siis niin hieno.
Toi ei oo yhtÀÀn turvonnu!
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Siis sillon ku mÀ otin tÀn, tÀÀ oli niin
turvonnu. Mun oli niin vaikeet puhuu.
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NÀytÀ uudestaan viel.
Vitsi toi on oikeesti niin hieno.
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- Toi on ihan upee.
- Elli, mitÀ sul on kieles?
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- No nÀytÀ nyt!
- Mee pois.
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Eiks tollanen koru oteta
suihinottoo varten?
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Vittu mitÀ kusipÀitÀ.
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ĂlĂ€ vĂ€litĂ€ niist, ne on vaa poikii.
Ne on tyhmii.
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Toi on sika magee.
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Toi on oikeesti tosi hieno.
MĂ€ haluun samanlaisen.
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Kai sÀ ymmÀrrÀt,
ettÀ tukahdutat lapsesi kapinan -
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- jos sÀ suostut tollasiin kielikoruihin?
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Mun ex-kundikaverilla
oli semmonen lÀvistys.
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Joku ihme rengasketjuhÀssÀkkÀ.
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Siis alapÀÀssÀ.
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Sil on joku oma nimiki sillÀ
lÀvistyksellÀ. MikÀ se nyt oli?
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Kyl mÀ periaatteessa, seksuaaliselta
puolelta, ymmÀrrÀn noi lÀvistykset.
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Ja pystyn vielÀ ymmÀrtÀÀ sen,
et jotku pitÀÀ niitÀ esteettisinÀ -
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- mutta ihan nÀin niinku
anatomisista lÀhtökohdista -
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- en nÀe kauheen mielekkÀÀnÀ
yhtÀ useempaa reikÀÀ virtsaputkessa.
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En nyt muista mikÀ sen hÀssÀkÀn nimi oli.
Nokkahuiluksi minÀ sitÀ kutsuin.
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Oothan sÀ elossa.
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TÀstÀhÀn sÀ tykkÀÀt.
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TÀstÀhÀn sÀ tykkÀÀt, kiltti.
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HyvÀ poika.
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Alas!
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HyvÀ.
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Oot sÀ kÀyny pesulla?
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Et haise nii pahalta ku viimeks.
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Voi, ku sÀ oot kiltti.
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Valtiattaren lemmikki. Ootko?
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Ootko?
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(Koputus)
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Mul on vielÀ pien lahja tÀssÀ.
MÀ halusin sen jÀttÀÀ sulle.
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MÀ jÀtÀn sen tÀhÀn ovensuuhun
sulle otettavaks sitte. Kiitos.
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Kiitos.
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(Puhelin soi)
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Haloo?
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MistÀ te saitte tÀmÀn numeron?
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KyllÀ, olen Mona.
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MitÀ te haluatte?
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EttÀ onko erityistoiveita?
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Piiskaa, pissaa? StrÀppiÀ, anaalijuttuja?
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NÀnnien nipistelyÀ? SÀhköÀ, viiltelyÀ?
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KyllÀ.
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Joo.
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TiedÀn miten sydÀn toimii.
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Mulla ei oo mitÀÀn vaihtovaatteita.
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- Tota, mÀ en ehtiny...
- Hiljaa!
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HyvÀ poika.
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LÀÀhÀtÀ.
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LÀÀhÀtÀ!
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Jos sÀ haluat saada mitÀ sÀ tahdot,
nii sÀ tottelet. Onko selvÀ?
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- MitkÀs pöksyt nÀmÀ on?
- Mul ei ollu...
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Ei koirat kÀytÀ housuja. Ota ne pois.
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Pois, pois, pois.
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Ja paita kans. Pois vaa.
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Noin.
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Paljon parempi.
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Paljon parempi.
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HyvÀ poika.
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Kontilles.
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- Ai jumalauta!
- Maahan!
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HyvÀ.
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Voiko ku se on kiltti koira.
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Oi, ku se on hieno koira.
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TĂ€nne.
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Maahan! Konttaa.
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Hopi hopi.
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Valtiatar on kuullu,
et koira on ollu tuhma.
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Onko koira ollu tuhma koira?
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Sano se.
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- Onko koira ollu tuhma koira?
- On.
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On. Koira on ollu tuhma.
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Koiraa pitÀÀ rankasta.
Mun saapas on likanen. Nuole se puhtaaks.
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Ei tÀst ollu...
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Haluuko koira, et sitÀ pannaan?
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- Tuot...
- Shh!
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Puhtaaks.
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Mmm. Puhtaaks.
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LisÀÀ!
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HyvÀ.
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Istu.
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LisÀÀ.
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(Juha nyyhkyttÀÀ)
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(Kolinaa)
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(Kovaa kolinaa)
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- Miten sun kieli?
- Ihan ookoo.
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MĂ€ oon vegaani.
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(Radiosta soi Bachin menuetti G-duurissa)
(Juha hyrÀilee mukana)
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Oot sÀ soittanu Sadulle?
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- MitÀ?
- Oot sÀ soittanu Sadulle?
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- TĂ€h?
- NiistÀ lipuista.
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Et sÀ saat ne varmasti.
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MĂ€ soitan sille.
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- Se on huomenna.
- MitÀ?
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Mun esitys on huomenna.
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(Bachin menuetti G-duurissa soi taustalla)
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(Ăiti tyttĂ€relleen)
SĂ€ oot tosi rohkee.
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Ei oo mitÀÀn hÀtÀÀ.
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Ăidin pikku kulta.
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Laita vaan silmÀt kiinni.
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Hengittele vaan.
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NÀÀ leggingsit on mun vaimon,
ku mun omat jÀi salille.
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Jaha.
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LÀÀkÀri sano ettei tÀstÀ tuu enÀÀ kalua.
TÀstÀ mun selÀstÀ.
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ĂlĂ€ kuuntele niitĂ€,
ku ne on sellasii synkistelijöitÀ.
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(Puhelin soi)
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Sori, mun pitÀÀ ottaa tÀÀ. Haloo.
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Mona?
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MÀ haluaisin nÀhdÀ sut uudestaan.
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- Heippa hei.
- Moi.
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- Oliks sulla se?
- Joo.
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- TÀssÀ.
- Kiitti, kultsi.
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MikÀ naurattaa?
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Kiitos nÀistÀ vaatteista.
En ois millÀÀn...
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Hiljaa!
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Koirat ei puhu.
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TĂ€nne.
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Miks koira on vapaana?
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Tuhma koira.
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Mee alas. Kontilles!
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- Oot ollu tuhma koira, oletko?
- Olen ollut.
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Koirat ei puhu! Tuhma poika.
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(Pallo kolahtaa ÀmpÀriin)
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(Koputus)
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- Ei, ÀlÀ tule.
(Juha oven takana) -Anteeks, en mÀ ollu...
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- Sul ei oo mitÀÀn asiaa tulla tÀnne.
- En tule sisÀÀn.
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Sori, ei ollu tarkotus. MĂ€ olen...
Halusin vaan pyytÀÀ anteeks.
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En ollu ihan...
ihan tietosena tuossa Àsken.
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Joka tapaukses mÀ oon...
olen hyvin pahoillani.
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Toivon ettÀ...
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Mietin sellasta,
ettÀ oisko mitenkÀÀn mahdollista -
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- ens kerralla pitkittÀÀ kuristamista?
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MÀ oon ÀskettÀin lÀpÀssy
terveystarkastuksen. SydÀn on kunnossa.
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- KĂ€yks sulle huomenna?
- KĂ€y.
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- Sama aika?
- KĂ€y.
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Noni.
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HyvÀ.
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Heippa.
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Heippa.
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(Bassojumputus taustalla)
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Moi. Mun pitÀÀ peruuttaa huominen asiakas,
voisiks sÀ ilmottaa sille?
195
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:48,780
- Joo. Eks sÀ tuu huomenna?
- Tuun. Mul on vaa eri asiakas.
196
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:51,380
Okei.
197
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:19,140
(HerÀtyskello soi)
198
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:40,740
(Kolaus)
199
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:53,660
(Puhelin soi)
200
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,820
Moi, Elli.
201
00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:03,300
TÀnÀÀn? Oon tulos. Joo.
202
00:42:03,380 --> 00:42:06,820
Ei, ei, ku mun pitÀÀ hoitaa yks työjuttu.
Mee bussilla.
203
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:11,620
Ei, ku meet bussilla. NÀhÀÀn siellÀ.
Ei, mÀ en ehdi. Moi. NÀhÀÀn.
204
00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:14,980
- Ooks sÀ lÀhös johonki?
- Mun pitÀÀ hoitaa yks juttu.
205
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:17,900
Eks sÀ kuullu?
Iltavuorolt siirrettiin meil viel yks.
206
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:20,220
Joo.
207
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,060
Hei.
208
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,020
Juha. Hei, siel odotetaan jo!
209
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:50,140
EllillÀ on konsertti.
210
00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:03,940
(Juha yökkÀÀ)
211
00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:07,060
Alas!
212
00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:16,620
Tuhma koira.
213
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,260
TĂ€nne!
214
00:45:43,180 --> 00:45:45,660
Anna tassu.
215
00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:03,940
Likanen koira.
216
00:46:35,180 --> 00:46:37,260
Noin.
217
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:41,940
Nyt se on puhdas.
218
00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:49,660
Seuraa.
219
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:54,820
(Taustalla soi "Then I Kissed Her")
220
00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:03,940
(Laulaja) Well I walked up to her
and I asked her if she wanted to dance
221
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:11,260
She looked awful nice
and so I hoped she might take a chance
222
00:47:12,980 --> 00:47:19,660
When we danced I held her tight
Then I walked her home that night
223
00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:25,180
And all the stars were shining bright
And then I kissed her
224
00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:31,820
Each time I saw her
I couldn't wait to see her again
225
00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:38,740
I wanted to let her know
that I was more than a friend
226
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:47,260
I didn't know just what to do
And so I whispered I love you
227
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:52,780
And she said that she loved me too
And then I kissed her
228
00:47:54,940 --> 00:48:00,100
I kissed her in a way
that I'd never kissed a girl before
229
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:04,780
(Elli lyö symbaalia todella kovaa)
230
00:50:53,940 --> 00:50:55,780
Lis...
231
00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:04,140
LisÀÀ.
232
00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:07,780
Kurista lisÀÀ.
233
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,540
Mee Àkkii alas.
234
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:54,540
Tarvitaan ambulanssi.
235
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:05,780
Seuraa valoa.
236
00:53:06,940 --> 00:53:09,900
Hymyile. Kieli ulos.
237
00:53:15,380 --> 00:53:17,140
(Ovi aukeaa)
238
00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:22,020
Isi.
239
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:25,540
Isi. Isi, mitÀ tapahtu?
240
00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:30,100
Elli, kuuntele.
241
00:53:31,580 --> 00:53:33,660
MÀ nÀin Àidin.
242
00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:39,860
- Lopeta. SÀ oot aivan sekasin lÀÀkkeistÀ.
- Ei. En ole.
243
00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:45,140
Kuuntele. MÀ nÀin Àidin.
244
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,500
- Lopeta!
- MÀ nÀin sen.
245
00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:53,500
- Lopeta!
- Mee pois!
246
00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:56,620
Mee kotiin siitÀ.
247
00:53:58,020 --> 00:54:00,940
MÀ en jaksa tÀmmöstÀ.
248
00:54:40,060 --> 00:54:42,820
(HerÀtyskello soi)
249
00:55:40,860 --> 00:55:42,820
Hei!
250
00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:45,980
Hei!
251
00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:49,860
Kiitos vielÀ. Kaisa voi tosi hyvin.
252
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:53,060
HyvÀ. HyvÀ kuulla.
253
00:55:53,140 --> 00:55:58,060
Sua ei oo nÀkyny vÀhÀÀn aikaan.
Onks sul sattunu niskaan jotain?
254
00:55:58,140 --> 00:56:00,660
- Ai tÀÀ?
- Nii.
255
00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:04,620
- Pieni onnettomuus.
- Jouduit sÀ auto-onnettomuuteen?
256
00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:07,020
Ei. Ei...
257
00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:11,860
- Mua kuristettiin.
- Kuristettiin?
258
00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:15,380
- Kauheeta. Kuristettiin?
- Mmm.
259
00:56:16,580 --> 00:56:20,340
Se nyt oli vÀhÀn niinku oma vika.
260
00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:38,180
(Juha soittaa jollekulle)
261
00:56:58,580 --> 00:57:00,780
(Oveen koputetaan)
262
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:08,500
SisÀÀn.
263
00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:24,140
Eiks sun pitÀny olla sairaslomalla?
264
00:57:24,220 --> 00:57:27,380
Tulin vaa soittaa pari puheluu.
265
00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:33,420
- MitenkÀs kotona menee?
- Iha hyvin.
266
00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:40,820
- Mites Elli on voinu?
- Iha hyvin.
267
00:57:44,180 --> 00:57:50,340
Tota... Se on varmaan parempi et sÀ kuulet
tÀn nyt etkÀ vast lomas jÀlkeen.
268
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:54,340
Johtokunta on sust hyvin huolissaan.
269
00:57:54,540 --> 00:57:59,380
Sen ikkunan hajottamisen nÀki muitakin
ku minÀ. Potilaiden omaisia ja tÀlleen.
270
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:04,820
Johtokunnan mielestÀ se ei nyt sitte
ollut ihan sopivaa kÀytöstÀ.
271
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:13,100
Ne aikoo tehdÀ susta
psykiatrisen arvioinnin.
272
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,820
Psykiatrisen arvioinnin?
273
00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:20,780
EttÀ onko kaikki muumit laaksossa.
274
00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:26,220
Jaha.
275
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:29,780
Onko?
276
00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:34,980
- MitÀ tarkotat?
- MitÀ mÀ tarkotan?
277
00:58:35,060 --> 00:58:37,236
Ne haluu selvittÀÀ
pystyks sÀ jatkamaan töissÀs.
278
00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:41,980
Oot sÀ turvallinen potilaille vai ooks sÀ
vittu vaaraks. EttÀ oletko tullu hulluks.
279
00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:43,420
Aha.
280
00:58:44,820 --> 00:58:48,860
Aha? Luuleks sÀ
etten mÀ pohdi vittu ihan samaa?
281
00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:54,820
ĂlĂ€ oo huolissas.
MÀ oon ihan jÀrjissÀni. MÀ...
282
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:59,180
Se mitÀ tapahtu,
nii se oli vaa hetkellistÀ.
283
00:58:59,860 --> 00:59:05,140
- HetkellistÀ? Niinku mikÀ osa siitÀ?
- Kaikki. Kaikki osat.
284
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,340
Okei.
285
00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:20,220
SÀ lÀhet sit varmaan himaan tÀst pian?
HyvÀ. Et jÀÀ tÀnne mitÀÀn oleskelemaan.
286
00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:23,620
- MĂ€ hoidan pari puheluu.
- HyvÀ.
287
00:59:48,580 --> 00:59:51,220
- MitÀ? (LÀvistÀjÀ)
- Se koira soitti taas.
288
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:52,860
Sanoin et sul on tÀyttÀ.
289
00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:56,100
HyvÀ. Kiitos.
290
00:59:57,420 --> 01:00:00,300
TĂ€ytin sulle vesipulloja.
291
01:00:37,860 --> 01:00:41,060
(Mies kiljuu)
292
01:00:41,140 --> 01:00:44,180
Vittu! Punanen!
293
01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:48,220
Tee saatana jotain, mÀ palan!
294
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:53,340
Kuse jo!
295
01:00:54,620 --> 01:00:57,900
Vittu mÀ palan!
296
01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:05,380
(Mies kiljuu tuskissaan)
297
01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:09,700
MĂ€ palan!
298
01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:25,980
Kulti, onks sul rasvaa?
299
01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:28,980
- Rasvaa?
- Ihan mitÀ vaan.
300
01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:42,300
(LÀvistÀjÀ) Joskus ois vaa kiva
tehÀ jotain ihan muuta.
301
01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:46,380
Jotain tavallisia juttuja. Eiks sustaki?
302
01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:52,540
Kulti, en mÀ pidÀ tavallisist jutuist.
303
01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:04,340
(Auton ÀÀnitorvi)
304
01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:15,300
(Puhelin soi)
305
01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:20,380
- Juha.
- ĂlĂ€ seuraa mua.
306
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:26,820
Se mitÀ sÀ haluut maksaa sulle niin paljon
kipua, et sÀ et tuu ikinÀ kestÀÀ sitÀ.
307
01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:34,420
- Iltaa.
- Iltaa.
308
01:03:36,380 --> 01:03:41,220
- PÀÀseekö sisÀÀn?
- Valitettavasti ei. Yksityistilaisuus.
309
01:03:42,140 --> 01:03:47,140
Joo, mun piti tavata
ton Àskeisen naisen kanssa ja...
310
01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:50,340
Valitettavasti en voi
pÀÀstÀÀ herraa sisÀÀn.
311
01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:54,540
Meil on yks juttu ja me sovittiin,
et mÀ nÀhÀÀn tÀÀllÀ.
312
01:03:54,620 --> 01:03:57,540
Valitan. Ei tÀnÀÀn.
313
01:03:58,420 --> 01:03:59,700
MitÀ?
314
01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:07,980
- Mul ois tÀÀllÀ tÀmmönen viiskymppinen.
- MikÀ toi on?
315
01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:12,380
- TippiÀ.
- TippiÀ?
316
01:04:12,460 --> 01:04:14,420
SisÀÀnpÀÀsymaksu.
317
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:17,540
Valitettavasti en voi
pÀÀstÀÀ teitÀ sisÀlle.
318
01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:24,580
Ei mul oo ku tÀÀ ja sit on pankkikortti.
Sit tost löyty pari vitosta kans nii...
319
01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:28,100
Ei tarvii tönii.
320
01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:43,100
LÀhe ny menee siitÀ!
321
01:06:12,740 --> 01:06:15,180
Mona! Odota.
322
01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:18,340
Odota!
323
01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:23,260
Ai!
324
01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:22,540
(Kolinaa)
325
01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:40,860
Isi?
326
01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:48,820
- Isi, onks kaikki okei?
- Joo.
327
01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:53,740
MÀ oon isolla hÀdÀllÀ, nii tÀs menee tovi.
328
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:59,660
- MÀ luulin et sÀ olit joku murtovaras.
- Hahahaa! No, en sentÀÀn.
329
01:08:00,860 --> 01:08:03,420
En sentÀÀn.
330
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:07,380
- No niin, mee nukkumaan vaan.
- MissÀ sÀ olit?
331
01:08:08,540 --> 01:08:11,780
Olin kaupungilla. Tapaamassa ystÀviÀni.
332
01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:15,020
- MitÀ ystÀviÀ?
- YstÀviÀ, ystÀviÀ, ystÀviÀ!
333
01:08:15,100 --> 01:08:17,900
YstÀviÀ töistÀ.
334
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,700
- Isi, avaa ovi.
- En. Mee nukkumaan.
335
01:08:24,780 --> 01:08:28,260
- Avaa ovi, mÀ haluun nÀhÀ sut.
- En!
336
01:08:29,980 --> 01:08:32,340
Ei...
337
01:08:32,420 --> 01:08:35,620
Me kÀytiin syömÀssÀ. Ja sitten tota...
338
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:38,100
Mulla meni varmaan maha sekasin niin,
niin...
339
01:08:38,220 --> 01:08:41,220
Niin tÀs menee kyl hetki, ettÀ...
340
01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:44,020
EttÀ nÀhdÀÀn aamulla!
341
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:52,780
- Isi.
- Joo?
342
01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:57,380
Toivottavasti sÀ voit kohta paremmin.
343
01:08:59,460 --> 01:09:02,580
Joo, ei tÀssÀ mitÀÀn.
344
01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:06,180
- HyvÀÀ yötÀ.
- HyvÀÀ yötÀ!
345
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:41,100
(Naurua)
346
01:09:45,540 --> 01:09:49,300
(Satu on pakahtua nauruun)
347
01:09:51,740 --> 01:09:55,500
Oi ettÀ, sÀ oot hauska!
348
01:09:55,580 --> 01:09:59,980
MĂ€ vaan pidin sua jotenki ihan erilaisena
tyyppinÀ. Tai siis vÀhÀn harmaana.
349
01:10:00,180 --> 01:10:04,340
Mut sÀ oot jotenki muuttunu.
Ensivaikutelma voi pettÀÀ.
350
01:10:08,860 --> 01:10:10,300
(Kikatusta)
351
01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:14,900
Anteeks, mun on pakko mennÀ
puuteroimaan nenÀÀ ettei tuu housuun.
352
01:10:21,780 --> 01:10:25,980
(Juha painaa vahingossa ÀÀnitorvea)
(Satu nauraa)
353
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:31,620
MitÀ?
354
01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:34,780
Ei!
355
01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:39,980
Ihanaa! Kiitos.
356
01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:42,580
MÀ en oo ikinÀ saanu keltÀÀn
hajuvettÀ lahjaks.
357
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:45,980
Haiseks mÀ niin pahalle?
358
01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:55,460
Ei vaa, vitsi, vitsi.
Kiitos, ei sun ois tarvinnu.
359
01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:59,940
(Stereoista soi
Albinonin adagio g-mollissa)
360
01:11:01,980 --> 01:11:03,900
Toivottavast tÀÀ musa ei hÀiritse sua.
361
01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:06,420
MÀ voin laittaa sitÀ hiljemmalle,
jos sÀ haluut.
362
01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:09,700
Ei, ei ollenkaan.
363
01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:29,580
TÀÀ voi olla vÀhÀn outo biisivalinta.
364
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:34,300
TÀÀ on mun mielestÀ seksikÀstÀ musiikkia.
Saa mut kiihottumaan.
365
01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:40,980
- Voidaanko laittaa valot pois?
- Joo, totta kai.
366
01:12:24,860 --> 01:12:27,740
Voisiks sÀ laittaa sitÀ hajuvettÀ?
367
01:12:29,460 --> 01:12:32,220
Joo. Totta kai.
368
01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:52,980
- Ai, oisiks sÀ halunnu laittaa sitÀ?
- Ei, ei se on hyvÀ.
369
01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:07,020
- Paina tosta.
- MitÀ?
370
01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:09,740
Paina tosta.
371
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:13,980
Paina vaan siitÀ. Tuntuu hyvÀltÀ.
372
01:13:25,700 --> 01:13:26,980
(Korahdus)
373
01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:29,700
Anteeks.
374
01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:32,260
Se tuntuu hyvÀltÀ.
375
01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:36,660
Jatketaan vaa.
376
01:13:47,180 --> 01:13:49,020
(Korahdus)
377
01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:53,660
(Nauraa) Anteeks.
378
01:13:57,580 --> 01:14:00,020
(Satu kikattaa ja nauraa)
379
01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:09,100
Hei sitten.
380
01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:20,500
(Satu nauraa)
381
01:15:19,540 --> 01:15:23,100
Saat satuttaa mua
niin paljon ku huvitttaa.
382
01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:26,180
Mutta sen jÀlkeen kuristat mua.
383
01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:43,900
Satuttaa.
384
01:15:43,980 --> 01:15:47,500
Niin paljon ku huvittaa.
385
01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:50,220
Ihan mitÀ tahansa.
386
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,980
Niin paljon ku huvittaa.
387
01:15:53,060 --> 01:15:55,820
Ihan niin paljon ku huvittaa.
SĂ€ voit vaikka...
388
01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:59,980
EtköhÀn sÀ keksi. Kiltti.
389
01:16:00,060 --> 01:16:03,700
Kiltti? Nyt sÀ oot erehtyny musta.
390
01:16:03,780 --> 01:16:07,500
Ei turvasanoja. SĂ€ voit satuttaa ihan.
391
01:16:09,060 --> 01:16:14,940
- Mutta sen jÀlkeen sÀ kuristat mua.
- SĂ€ oot erehtyny. MĂ€... Hei.
392
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:17,660
Mona.
393
01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:21,940
Kerran vielÀ. Sit mÀ lÀhden.
394
01:16:22,020 --> 01:16:24,580
SÀ et nÀÀ mua enÀÀ ikinÀ.
395
01:16:31,780 --> 01:16:34,700
Ei koirat seiso kahdella jalalla.
396
01:16:35,820 --> 01:16:37,980
Seuraa.
397
01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:18,460
Ei se pure. Ellen mÀ kÀske.
398
01:17:19,860 --> 01:17:21,660
Alas.
399
01:17:22,580 --> 01:17:25,100
SinÀ! Alas!
400
01:17:25,820 --> 01:17:27,780
TĂ€nne.
401
01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:30,300
(Koira murisee)
402
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:38,420
Istu siihen.
403
01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:05,660
Nosta kÀdet.
404
01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:22,060
Avaa suu.
405
01:18:22,140 --> 01:18:25,180
- MitÀ sÀ aiot?
- Avaa suu.
406
01:18:25,260 --> 01:18:27,676
- MĂ€ aattelin et...
- Satutan sua nyt niin paljon ku huvittaa.
407
01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:31,420
- MitÀ sÀ aiot?
- Poistaa sulta hampaan.
408
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:34,140
Ei vittu!
409
01:18:35,380 --> 01:18:38,900
MÀ ajattelin jos jotain lyömistÀ tai...
Ei saatana!
410
01:18:38,980 --> 01:18:40,820
SÀ voit viel lÀhtee.
411
01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:44,900
SÀ voit nyt lÀhtee,
mut sit et tuu enÀÀ koskaan takasin.
412
01:18:52,220 --> 01:18:55,100
Revi se vitun hammas.
413
01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:02,620
Hys hys.
414
01:19:06,340 --> 01:19:10,020
(Juha huutaa)
415
01:19:19,260 --> 01:19:21,420
(Koira vinkuu ja rÀksyttÀÀ)
416
01:19:22,940 --> 01:19:24,980
Shh!
417
01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:37,340
Hiljaa!
418
01:19:40,260 --> 01:19:44,380
(Koira jatkaa vinkumista ja rÀksytystÀ)
419
01:20:07,740 --> 01:20:10,300
(Juha huutaa epÀselvÀsti)
420
01:20:10,380 --> 01:20:13,140
- MitÀ?
- Se on eri hammas.
421
01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:21,580
(Tuskanhuutoja)
422
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,940
Shh.
423
01:20:30,020 --> 01:20:33,140
Muista hengittÀÀ. Muista hengittÀÀ.
424
01:20:33,220 --> 01:20:35,180
Shh.
425
01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:47,740
(Ovikello soi)
426
01:20:48,740 --> 01:20:50,660
Shh.
427
01:21:01,540 --> 01:21:04,660
(Loittonevia askeleita)
428
01:21:14,140 --> 01:21:17,420
- Haluut sÀ viel jatkaa?
- Joo.
429
01:21:20,860 --> 01:21:23,260
Sitte hiljaa.
430
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:27,220
Muista hengittÀÀ.
431
01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:54,300
Nyt on mun vuoro.
432
01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:33,300
Ei jumalauta.
433
01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:36,940
- MitÀ?
- MitÀ?
434
01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:12,220
SÀ tulit tÀnne tappaa ittes!
435
01:24:16,660 --> 01:24:19,460
MÀ en oo se mitÀ sÀ haet.
436
01:24:19,540 --> 01:24:21,780
MĂ€ en tee sellasta.
MÀ en oo se mitÀ sÀ haet.
437
01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:24,420
MitÀ helvettiÀ?
438
01:24:43,820 --> 01:24:47,660
(Mona itkee ja nyyhkyttÀÀ)
439
01:27:05,580 --> 01:27:07,900
Saatanan koira.
440
01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:10,900
Et sinÀ.
441
01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:51,340
Elli.
442
01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:19,260
Sun poski on ihan turvonnu.
443
01:29:19,340 --> 01:29:23,100
- MÀ kÀvin hammaslÀÀkÀrissÀ.
- Joo, niin varmaan kÀvit.
444
01:29:30,580 --> 01:29:33,380
Tulin viemÀÀn sut elÀinmuseoon.
445
01:29:36,380 --> 01:29:39,140
LÀhde mun kanssa elÀinmuseoon.
446
01:29:44,660 --> 01:29:46,540
En.
447
01:30:00,900 --> 01:30:04,700
- MÀ kerron sulle totuuden tÀstÀ.
- No?
448
01:30:06,140 --> 01:30:10,260
Asia on niin, ettÀ mÀ oon tavannu yhden
mukavan naisen.
449
01:30:10,340 --> 01:30:13,140
Tosi lupaavalta vaikuttaa.
450
01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:16,220
(Mopo tööttÀÀ)
451
01:30:16,300 --> 01:30:19,220
Mun pitÀÀ mennÀ.
452
01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:23,300
Isi. Mun pitÀÀ mennÀ.
453
01:30:39,260 --> 01:30:41,180
Tarviit sÀ rahaa?
454
01:31:20,620 --> 01:31:22,180
Juha! (LÀhestyviÀ askeleita)
455
01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:24,860
Juha!
456
01:31:27,060 --> 01:31:29,220
Pistit juoksemaan.
457
01:31:29,300 --> 01:31:33,020
Sun psykiat... Herranjumala miten
mulla on nÀin huono kunto.
458
01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:36,020
PitÀÀ ruveta treenaa. Siis...
459
01:31:36,100 --> 01:31:38,860
Sun psykiatrinen arviointi
valmistu tÀnÀÀn.
460
01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:41,580
Sait puhtaat paperit.
461
01:31:44,140 --> 01:31:47,140
SÀ oot iteki yllÀttyny.
Miten helvetissÀ sait puhtaat paperit?
462
01:31:47,260 --> 01:31:52,420
- Valehtelemalla. HyvÀÀ yötÀ.
- Tuut sÀ ens viikol töihin?
463
01:37:28,380 --> 01:37:31,500
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