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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,497 --> 00:00:03,945 Mummy's here now. 2 00:00:04,025 --> 00:00:06,932 This will all be over in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 3 00:00:09,455 --> 00:00:11,912 Mr K can send as many... 4 00:00:11,931 --> 00:00:13,678 ... dollies as he likes. 5 00:00:13,819 --> 00:00:15,809 I'll fix them all. 6 00:00:21,861 --> 00:00:23,512 Yeah, that was 7 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:27,097 Signed, Sealed, Delivered by Stevie Wonder. 8 00:00:27,105 --> 00:00:32,105 OK, this next one is going out to Fran and Jamie. 9 00:00:32,578 --> 00:00:34,557 Oh, my God! They're playing my request. 10 00:00:34,939 --> 00:00:36,639 Go on, turn it up. 11 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:39,793 The two of them are off to bonnie Scotland 12 00:00:39,847 --> 00:00:42,275 to take someone out. 13 00:00:42,287 --> 00:00:45,037 - Well, whatever you've got planned for them... - What? 14 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,825 ... I'm sure they'll enjoy it. 15 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:49,488 I love a road trip. 16 00:00:51,002 --> 00:00:54,644 We're just a couple of hot babes cutting loose, 17 00:00:54,831 --> 00:00:56,971 letting the road take us wheresoe'er it will. 18 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,839 We've got to stay sharp today, Jamie. 19 00:00:59,091 --> 00:01:00,937 This target used to work for Mr K 20 00:01:00,963 --> 00:01:02,939 before she went completely insane. 21 00:01:03,061 --> 00:01:06,116 - Oh, my God. Is it Annie Maddox? - Yep. 22 00:01:06,138 --> 00:01:09,590 She wiped out an entire family by drilling holes in their heads. 23 00:01:09,594 --> 00:01:11,472 Not just the family, mate. She wiped out the family, 24 00:01:11,483 --> 00:01:13,318 the pets, the neighbours and some poor guy 25 00:01:13,322 --> 00:01:15,350 parked in a Mr Whippy van outside. 26 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:18,832 Mr K says we have to deal with her before she goes even more rogue. 27 00:01:24,571 --> 00:01:27,122 I gave you my phone for you to give me directions. What are you doing? 28 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,872 Nothing. 29 00:01:30,893 --> 00:01:32,777 - Er, Fran? - Mm-hm. 30 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:34,951 Don't be cross 31 00:01:34,985 --> 00:01:39,703 but I might have signed you up to a... dating app. 32 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,315 - What?! - Joao is out of your life. 33 00:01:42,346 --> 00:01:44,375 You're single. You've got to get back in there. 34 00:01:44,402 --> 00:01:46,556 Apps are the way forward. I'm on one. 35 00:01:46,979 --> 00:01:48,401 I've hooked up with three guys already. 36 00:01:48,425 --> 00:01:50,332 I thought you were with Colin. 37 00:01:50,446 --> 00:01:51,728 I gave him the boot. 38 00:01:51,934 --> 00:01:54,842 You're gonna like this. I've made you an amazing profile. 39 00:01:54,926 --> 00:01:58,092 - There's a bunch of people interested. - I bet they're all weirdos. 40 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:01,394 Somebody did send a picture of a grave with your name on it but 41 00:02:01,452 --> 00:02:05,208 there are a couple of really, really cool people. 42 00:02:05,238 --> 00:02:08,354 Er... you might want to look at this. 43 00:02:08,450 --> 00:02:12,386 She loves climbing and animals! 44 00:02:14,007 --> 00:02:15,945 Er, no, I think you should delete the app. 45 00:02:16,452 --> 00:02:19,030 How are gonna know if she's responded to your message? 46 00:02:19,377 --> 00:02:22,089 - Have you messaged her?! - Well, yeah. I just put "Hey." 47 00:02:24,461 --> 00:02:27,363 And I also sent her a picture of you dressed as the Tin Man at Pride. 48 00:02:27,385 --> 00:02:30,285 Why would you do that? Why would you send that picture?! 49 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:39,040 When you went to the garage, did you fill up with petrol... 50 00:02:39,837 --> 00:02:41,962 - ... or diesel? - Yeah, now, 51 00:02:41,977 --> 00:02:44,612 I couldn't remember what you'd said 52 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,018 so I put in half and half. 53 00:02:48,532 --> 00:02:51,693 It's not a fucking shandy, Jamie. 54 00:02:51,934 --> 00:02:54,138 Nah, there's nothing. Nothing. 55 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,754 - Should I call the AA? - How are you gonna explain all this? 56 00:02:56,784 --> 00:02:57,913 It's not that bad. 57 00:02:59,465 --> 00:03:00,679 Oh, yeah. 58 00:03:06,364 --> 00:03:08,809 Do you wanna call them or shall I? 59 00:03:13,012 --> 00:03:14,088 Oh, for f... 60 00:03:17,425 --> 00:03:20,396 You just can't get enough of me, can you? 61 00:03:21,730 --> 00:03:23,665 - Hiya, guys! So... - Shut up, Charles! 62 00:03:24,827 --> 00:03:29,144 So, you had to call the competition to bail your asses out again. 63 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,593 We just need a lift to the station so we can get on with our job. 64 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:32,985 Sure, we could do that. 65 00:03:33,035 --> 00:03:35,056 Or we could drive you all the way there, 66 00:03:35,086 --> 00:03:37,054 split the hit 50-50. 67 00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:38,865 I hear you got Annie Maddox. 68 00:03:38,881 --> 00:03:40,315 She's worth big money. 69 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:43,049 - No. - Suit yourself. 70 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:46,634 OK, um... 71 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:48,475 - 80-20. - Deal. 72 00:03:48,506 --> 00:03:50,241 Ignore him, he's an idiot. 73 00:03:50,695 --> 00:03:52,991 Good luck explaining this to Mr K. 74 00:03:54,627 --> 00:03:56,629 OK, 50-50. 75 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:00,225 40-60? 76 00:04:04,585 --> 00:04:07,064 Welcome to the fast lane... 77 00:04:07,437 --> 00:04:09,308 ... bitch. 78 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,299 A few ground rules. 79 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,500 No chewing gum. 80 00:04:15,721 --> 00:04:17,640 I just had the seats reupholstered. 81 00:04:17,773 --> 00:04:18,910 No crying. 82 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,720 If you need to cry, do it outside the van. 83 00:04:21,869 --> 00:04:25,717 Mostly importantly, nobody touches the tech but me. 84 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:26,934 It's military grade 85 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:31,014 and finely-tuned to respond to my voice and my voice alone. 86 00:04:31,044 --> 00:04:33,309 - Ordering Home Alone. - No! 87 00:04:33,385 --> 00:04:34,869 Obviously not! 88 00:04:34,999 --> 00:04:37,676 Fucking thing's been acting up. 89 00:04:39,766 --> 00:04:42,242 Give me the target's address, I'll plug it in to the GPS. 90 00:04:42,272 --> 00:04:45,018 But if I gave you the location, 91 00:04:45,144 --> 00:04:47,573 you'd just sling us out and take the job yourself, so 92 00:04:47,642 --> 00:04:50,007 - I will direct you. - Wow. 93 00:04:50,018 --> 00:04:52,703 So this whole super uptight thing isn't just an act. 94 00:04:52,939 --> 00:04:54,289 This should be fun. 95 00:04:54,888 --> 00:04:57,062 Your van is so much cooler than ours. 96 00:04:57,451 --> 00:05:00,201 You've got carpet, phone charger, 97 00:05:00,227 --> 00:05:01,814 - a bean bag back there. - Yeah. 98 00:05:01,985 --> 00:05:03,573 - Gun rack. - Yep. 99 00:05:04,522 --> 00:05:06,139 Is that an espresso machine? 100 00:05:06,150 --> 00:05:10,189 It is indeed. Well spotted. I'm actually not allowed to use that. 101 00:05:10,368 --> 00:05:13,229 Um, Liz said so. Because I get quite gassy. 102 00:05:13,324 --> 00:05:15,533 Yeah. One Vanilio capsule 103 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:17,951 and my arsehole is in tatters. 104 00:05:22,514 --> 00:05:24,604 - Oh, my God, she messaged you back. - Who? 105 00:05:24,951 --> 00:05:26,252 Nobody. Nobody. 106 00:05:26,271 --> 00:05:29,826 Fran's visa marriage just collapsed so she signed up to a dating app 107 00:05:29,837 --> 00:05:32,621 and a really cute woman's messaging her. 108 00:05:32,895 --> 00:05:35,248 This should be fun. What did she say? 109 00:05:35,355 --> 00:05:37,491 Well, that's none of your business. 110 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,101 OK, new ground rule. 111 00:05:39,226 --> 00:05:40,878 Everyone has to read out their messages. 112 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:44,336 - Your application for an overdraft has been den... - Not you, Charles! 113 00:05:44,596 --> 00:05:47,651 We're not messaging, we're emoji-ing. Gotta get with the kids. 114 00:05:47,673 --> 00:05:49,634 And she's sent me a thumbs-up 115 00:05:49,669 --> 00:05:52,167 which is massive in my community. 116 00:05:52,197 --> 00:05:54,741 - What a dick. - You are so in there. 117 00:05:54,768 --> 00:05:56,563 - Do you think? - Definitely. 118 00:05:56,621 --> 00:05:59,099 "What are you up to this weekend? 119 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:01,700 My flatmate is away so I'm home alone." 120 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:05,261 - Ordering Home Alone. - Jesus Christ! Not again! 121 00:06:05,284 --> 00:06:06,944 Grrrr! 122 00:06:06,951 --> 00:06:08,744 OK, guys, can I just say something? 123 00:06:08,751 --> 00:06:10,964 I know Liz well and she's getting really worked up. 124 00:06:10,975 --> 00:06:13,874 So can everyone please not even say anything 125 00:06:13,885 --> 00:06:16,284 that remotely sounds a bit like Home Alone? 126 00:06:16,311 --> 00:06:18,813 - Ordering Home Alone. - What the fuck?! 127 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:22,875 - Can we pull over? I think I might need another cry. - Fuck my life. 128 00:06:27,482 --> 00:06:30,666 I heard Annie Maddox is holed up in an old school or something. 129 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,718 Maybe. 130 00:06:33,618 --> 00:06:35,345 Guess she really lost it, huh? 131 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:42,333 Can you at least tell me how much further till I turn off? 132 00:06:42,348 --> 00:06:45,898 No way. Just stay on the road until I tell you to come off. 133 00:06:46,234 --> 00:06:48,510 Uptight. 134 00:06:50,283 --> 00:06:53,315 So, this is your area of the van, I'm guessing. 135 00:06:53,334 --> 00:06:56,858 Yeah, this is my man cave, if you will. 136 00:06:57,319 --> 00:07:00,381 No, it's lovely. Liz even let me put up some pictures that I've done. 137 00:07:00,534 --> 00:07:02,918 Oh, yeah. Now, who are those people? 138 00:07:03,063 --> 00:07:05,145 These guys are famous impressionists... 139 00:07:05,164 --> 00:07:06,994 - Oh, yeah? - ... and heroes of mine. 140 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:11,087 I used to be quite involved in the whole impression game myself. 141 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:13,120 - Ah. Wow. - I used to be pretty handy. 142 00:07:13,146 --> 00:07:16,743 Yeah. We used to have a monthly comedy night back in Helmand 143 00:07:16,766 --> 00:07:18,456 when I was there as an army nurse. 144 00:07:18,498 --> 00:07:21,697 Um, we used to call it Laugh-ganistan. 145 00:07:24,185 --> 00:07:26,106 - Laugh... Afghanistan. - Oh! 146 00:07:26,129 --> 00:07:29,856 - Play on words. Bit of a play on words. - That's good. 147 00:07:29,937 --> 00:07:33,327 No, I seriously considered going pro, actually, 148 00:07:33,354 --> 00:07:36,465 until Liz reminded me, "Look, you haven't got the talent, 149 00:07:36,545 --> 00:07:38,273 - the ability... " - The charisma. 150 00:07:38,281 --> 00:07:40,771 The charisma. She kind of made me realise that 151 00:07:40,805 --> 00:07:42,731 your dreams are a waste of time. 152 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,725 - Great. - Yeah. 153 00:07:45,702 --> 00:07:46,702 What's up? 154 00:07:47,463 --> 00:07:51,350 Well, we were emoji-ing and it was all going really well 155 00:07:51,365 --> 00:07:54,196 - and then suddenly she just left the chat. - Ouch. 156 00:07:54,531 --> 00:07:56,431 - What did you send her? - I mean, 157 00:07:56,499 --> 00:07:58,700 just the usual, to be honest. Er, I did, 158 00:07:58,723 --> 00:08:01,952 fox, horse, fox, fox, fox, horse, unicorn. 159 00:08:02,532 --> 00:08:04,485 - You sent a unicorn? - Yeah. 160 00:08:04,565 --> 00:08:06,388 - Do you know what that means? - Wh... 161 00:08:09,552 --> 00:08:11,455 - Charles... come on. - Jamie, I... 162 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,900 - I'm rusty. - Just one. Go on. 163 00:08:12,923 --> 00:08:16,283 No, I'm shy. I'm shy. Shy boy.- 164 00:08:16,786 --> 00:08:18,846 OK, right, I'll do one. 165 00:08:18,861 --> 00:08:20,230 - OK. - Um... 166 00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:21,885 OK. 167 00:08:23,911 --> 00:08:26,001 I'm ET. 168 00:08:27,812 --> 00:08:29,917 - Is it ET? - Yes. 169 00:08:30,245 --> 00:08:34,139 Yeah, good. I don't think ET ever says, "I'm ET." 170 00:08:34,609 --> 00:08:36,329 It was more kind of um... 171 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:41,352 I'll be right here. 172 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:43,667 Oh, Charles, that is brilliant. 173 00:08:43,698 --> 00:08:46,070 - Thank you. - Is that one of your... 174 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:48,518 - Yeah? - One of those classics, yeah. 175 00:08:48,579 --> 00:08:51,425 - I'm famous for that one. - I'd love to be able to do that. 176 00:08:52,359 --> 00:08:57,359 ET phone home. 177 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:01,168 - Ordering Home Alone. - The fuck, Charles! 178 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:02,530 Sorry. 179 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:05,280 - You got me in trouble. - Not my fault. 180 00:09:07,816 --> 00:09:09,196 We'll stay here tonight. 181 00:09:09,204 --> 00:09:11,630 We need to be fresh if we're gonna take Annie down. 182 00:09:11,665 --> 00:09:14,898 Charles, let's check and see if they have any rooms. 183 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:15,929 OK, cool. 184 00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:17,476 Now or... ? 185 00:09:17,495 --> 00:09:19,108 - Andale! - Yes, mamacita. 186 00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:26,727 - How's it going up here? - Well, 187 00:09:26,788 --> 00:09:30,403 my dating technique could best be described as... chilling. 188 00:09:30,415 --> 00:09:34,023 No, I meant with Liz. I saw you guys chatting away. 189 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:36,681 - What? - There's more than a whiff of chemistry. 190 00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:39,640 I have not seen one single sign that she is into it. 191 00:09:39,671 --> 00:09:41,025 I got us a room. 192 00:09:41,254 --> 00:09:42,394 What?! 193 00:09:44,129 --> 00:09:45,582 The four of us. 194 00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:48,105 Yeah, I mean, obviously er... 195 00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:49,792 all of us. 196 00:09:51,585 --> 00:09:53,225 They only had one left, so... 197 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:55,173 Well, that makes sense. Yeah. 198 00:09:57,828 --> 00:09:58,995 Get your stuff. 199 00:09:59,296 --> 00:10:01,833 Yeah, I'll see... ... see you in there. 200 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:19,459 You look like you're gonna be comfy down there tonight, Charles. 201 00:10:19,781 --> 00:10:21,299 That's good, actually. 202 00:10:23,025 --> 00:10:24,908 - It's nice in here, isn't it? - Yeah. 203 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,823 - Yeah. - Not sleeping in the bed? 204 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,381 Basically, me and Liz have this arrangement 205 00:10:29,393 --> 00:10:32,360 where I let her sleep in the bed and she lets me sleep on the floor. 206 00:10:32,391 --> 00:10:35,133 - And you're welcome. - Thank you, I appreciate it. 207 00:10:35,314 --> 00:10:36,332 It's lovely. 208 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:38,971 - Nice jimjams, Charles. - Oh, thank you very much. Yeah, paisley. 209 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,625 - You wanna take a picture, Fran? - Yeah, er, actually, I was 210 00:10:44,705 --> 00:10:48,960 taking er... in the tea- and coffe-making facilities. Yep. 211 00:10:51,298 --> 00:10:52,825 It's just one of our weapons guys. 212 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:54,692 We're running low on ammo. 213 00:10:56,085 --> 00:10:57,686 I'm so sorry I'm late. 214 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,065 I drove as fast as I could. 215 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:03,399 I've got Ofsted in tomorrow. Day job's an absolute mare. 216 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:14,805 Forgot I had that in there. 217 00:11:15,365 --> 00:11:16,674 That were lucky. 218 00:11:17,865 --> 00:11:19,996 Naughty little grenade. Huh! 219 00:11:20,732 --> 00:11:23,726 Right, just the two boxes of the 9-mils then, is it? 220 00:11:23,737 --> 00:11:25,176 Thank you. 221 00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:26,708 Goodbye. 222 00:11:26,838 --> 00:11:29,556 Right, while I've got you, can I interest you in anything else? 223 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,822 I've got a silencer. 224 00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:34,758 Er, I've got... an Uzi. 225 00:11:35,254 --> 00:11:36,465 I've got a mini Uzi. 226 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,172 I've got um... 227 00:11:39,217 --> 00:11:40,979 Michelle Gordon's homework. 228 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:43,424 Fuck. 229 00:11:43,905 --> 00:11:45,792 And the pièce de resistance: 230 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,774 - some weed brownies. - Oh, dealing drugs now as well, are you? 231 00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:51,572 You try keeping up with child support on a teacher's salary. 232 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,651 - I love brownies. - Might be nice. 233 00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:55,696 Help you chill the fuck out, Fran. 234 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,426 Er, I am actually super chilled. 235 00:11:57,445 --> 00:12:00,329 You spent most of the day harassing a climbing instructor. 236 00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:05,315 Did I harass the instructor? 237 00:12:05,387 --> 00:12:06,798 You were a bit persistent. 238 00:12:06,912 --> 00:12:10,068 Really sorry, but could you just get off my bed? I'm gonna sleep there. 239 00:12:10,116 --> 00:12:12,686 If that's all right, sorry. Thanks. 240 00:12:15,746 --> 00:12:17,701 There was Alison and Stella and they both left me. 241 00:12:17,725 --> 00:12:19,227 There was the florist who went off 242 00:12:19,298 --> 00:12:21,563 with the sperm that I had paid for. 243 00:12:21,596 --> 00:12:24,785 Joao is a nice Brazilian barista. I tried to take care of him. 244 00:12:24,804 --> 00:12:27,398 He moved in, claimed squatters' rights and evicted me. 245 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:30,101 And now my credit card statement looks like RuPaul's wedding list. 246 00:12:30,105 --> 00:12:32,607 Can anyone else see that magical wizard? 247 00:12:34,905 --> 00:12:36,431 It's a good bake. 248 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,257 I feel nothing. 249 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:41,231 My love-life's been pretty dormant since... 250 00:12:41,479 --> 00:12:42,943 since Aggie died. 251 00:12:43,038 --> 00:12:44,960 Oh, your partner's died? I'm so sorry. 252 00:12:44,988 --> 00:12:48,801 Yeah. Right before her 90th birthday as well. 253 00:12:49,807 --> 00:12:51,961 - She were 90? - Yeah. 254 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:53,739 I like a mature woman. 255 00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,865 Great memories with her though. 256 00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:57,780 I used to wheel her out into the sun 257 00:12:57,799 --> 00:12:59,778 and sometimes her eyes would open... 258 00:13:02,465 --> 00:13:05,465 - And? - No, that's it. Her eyes would open. 259 00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:21,520 Well, he's out cold. 260 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:27,013 Hey, for what it's worth, 261 00:13:28,185 --> 00:13:30,185 I'm sorry about your divorce. 262 00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:32,104 That sucks. 263 00:13:32,557 --> 00:13:35,084 Yeah. It was just nice having somebody at the end of the phone, 264 00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:36,967 really, I think. 265 00:13:37,029 --> 00:13:40,028 Although, to be honest, Joao never answered my calls so... 266 00:13:42,193 --> 00:13:44,215 This job is pretty lonely. 267 00:13:44,944 --> 00:13:46,302 Honestly? 268 00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:50,097 Sometimes I feel like I'm just... 269 00:13:50,385 --> 00:13:52,895 one bad day away 270 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:55,485 from doing something really crazy, like... 271 00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:57,663 blowing up a zoo. 272 00:13:58,265 --> 00:14:00,218 Or becoming a Christian. 273 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,774 Um... 274 00:14:09,346 --> 00:14:12,225 will you go for a drink with me? 275 00:14:15,545 --> 00:14:16,754 Sure? 276 00:14:17,536 --> 00:14:19,253 Why not? 277 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,102 - Really? - No! 278 00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:23,796 - Oh, fuck's sake. - Serious?! 279 00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:27,333 Fran! I'm fucking with you. 280 00:14:27,429 --> 00:14:29,063 Of course I'll get that drink with you. 281 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:33,145 Why do you have to be such a monumental dick... all the time? 282 00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:34,646 That's just my way. 283 00:14:35,545 --> 00:14:37,465 Let me give you my personal number. 284 00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:40,239 Oh, er... here. 285 00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:52,657 Let me drop you a line sometime. 286 00:14:59,425 --> 00:15:01,705 Oh, er, fuck. 287 00:15:01,739 --> 00:15:03,216 - Right. I've gotta go. - Big day tomorrow! 288 00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:04,585 Yeah. 289 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,842 Jamie. 290 00:15:22,145 --> 00:15:24,928 Mr K. Hi. 291 00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:29,185 Yeah, no, we are... we are just approaching the target right now. 292 00:15:33,185 --> 00:15:35,196 Jamie. Jamie! 293 00:15:35,244 --> 00:15:36,728 Liz and Charles have gone! 294 00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:39,130 - What? - Mr K, hi, er... Uh, i... u... 295 00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:42,145 I'm so sorry. I just... 296 00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:43,865 ... eaking up. 297 00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:45,985 They are nicking our job. They're nicking our job. 298 00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,212 Liz and Charles 299 00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:50,705 don't actually know the address so it doesn't... 300 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,732 This is my fault. She asked for my phone 301 00:15:53,741 --> 00:15:55,672 and I gave it to her because I thought she meant it. 302 00:15:55,696 --> 00:15:58,756 She said she was putting her personal number in it and she lied. 303 00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:02,107 - She was getting the location. - Liz gave you her personal number. 304 00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:05,520 - Nice one, Fran. - Yeah, um... now's not the time, Jamie. 305 00:16:06,044 --> 00:16:07,456 What time is it? 306 00:16:09,105 --> 00:16:11,225 - Mate, I need to borrow your car. I... - What?! 307 00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:13,725 I've got Ofsted. You're not having the car. 308 00:16:13,753 --> 00:16:17,329 - It is gonna happen and Ofsted's pointless. - Not a chance. No way am... 309 00:16:19,722 --> 00:16:21,157 Nice one, Fran. 310 00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:23,483 Again, I will leave you hanging. We don't have time. 311 00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:33,594 Blimey. Is this where she's holed up? 312 00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:37,240 Something's not right. 313 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:41,145 Probably best sleep that off, mate. 314 00:16:42,813 --> 00:16:44,501 Someone's trashed their van. 315 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,772 - Try phoning them. - I don't have any reception. 316 00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:17,124 What's that? 317 00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:22,916 Ssh. Keep it down. 318 00:17:43,881 --> 00:17:48,024 Wow. Those weed brownies have hit Liz and Charles pretty hard. 319 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,104 I don't think this dolly tea party was their idea. 320 00:17:51,128 --> 00:17:52,496 Annie's off her rocker. 321 00:17:52,945 --> 00:17:55,169 Just keep your eyes peeled. 322 00:17:55,945 --> 00:17:57,625 Coo-ee! 323 00:18:08,784 --> 00:18:11,182 Here you go, poppet. It's boiling. 324 00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:12,965 - Drink up. - It's boiling. It's boiling! 325 00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:15,754 Don't be silly. Watch Mummy. 326 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,652 Ahhh! 327 00:18:31,265 --> 00:18:32,905 Now then, who's for more cake? 328 00:18:34,352 --> 00:18:36,883 - I said who's for more cake! - Oh, yeah. Love some. 329 00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:38,625 - 100%. - Maybe lemon drizzle. 330 00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:42,151 I hate to be difficult but have you got a gluten-free option? 331 00:18:42,161 --> 00:18:43,745 My stomach is... 332 00:18:48,744 --> 00:18:50,570 Awesome job rescuing us 333 00:18:50,718 --> 00:18:52,345 Don't know what we'd do without you. 334 00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:53,560 If you hadn't double crossed us 335 00:18:53,579 --> 00:18:55,706 - we wouldn't be in this mess. - Ssh. 336 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,313 You pretended to like me just so you could get the hit. 337 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,196 Don't cry, you'll ruin your make-up. 338 00:19:04,205 --> 00:19:06,208 I think I've shat myself. It's the gluten. 339 00:19:06,236 --> 00:19:08,234 I said shut up! 340 00:19:08,539 --> 00:19:12,562 This always happens. Dollies never do what Mummy says. 341 00:19:17,815 --> 00:19:20,409 I'll just have to fix you all, won't I? 342 00:19:26,305 --> 00:19:27,912 Please, I beg you! 343 00:19:28,184 --> 00:19:30,048 Please, please! 344 00:19:31,465 --> 00:19:33,322 I'm so sorry to disturb you. 345 00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:35,925 If I could just grab my car keys then I'll be on my way. 346 00:19:41,105 --> 00:19:43,925 No, no, no! Please don't do it! 347 00:19:43,945 --> 00:19:46,419 Don't do it, please! 348 00:19:46,705 --> 00:19:48,536 Oh! 349 00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:51,563 Oh, dear. Battery must have died. 350 00:19:51,615 --> 00:19:52,836 Back in a tick. 351 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,585 Well, that's my career up in smoke. 352 00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:01,612 - Visitation rights as well. Thanks a lot. - Ooh! 353 00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:03,104 Found it. 354 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:08,215 For fuck's sake. One of us must have something we can use. 355 00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:11,047 Did I know I was coming to Satan's tea party? No. 356 00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:15,361 Oh, the grenade. It's still in my pocket from last night. 357 00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:16,768 Get it. 358 00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:18,803 I'm tied up. 359 00:20:25,497 --> 00:20:29,091 Will someone else pull the pin? My hand's tied to the fucking chair. 360 00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:32,023 - Fran's hard. She can pull it. - Grab it under your chin 361 00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:33,902 and pass it down the line as quick as you can. 362 00:20:33,925 --> 00:20:36,433 Like pass the orange. I love pass the orange. 363 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,025 Oh. 364 00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:57,299 Fran. 365 00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:58,791 Yeah? 366 00:20:58,805 --> 00:21:00,469 You can use your hands. 367 00:21:01,713 --> 00:21:03,401 I did know that. 368 00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:12,240 Oh, shit. Where's it gone? 369 00:21:12,265 --> 00:21:14,357 Over here. 370 00:21:16,126 --> 00:21:18,195 I've got it. I've got it. 371 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,518 Now! 372 00:21:29,628 --> 00:21:31,850 Ar... 373 00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:42,051 OK, that's Mummy all bagged up. 374 00:21:42,305 --> 00:21:44,949 Shame really. If she wasn't a sociopath, 375 00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:47,425 she would actually be really lovely, you know? 376 00:21:47,718 --> 00:21:49,520 Look, Charles and I, 377 00:21:49,545 --> 00:21:52,225 we appreciate you guys helping us out. 378 00:21:52,609 --> 00:21:55,375 - We know you didn't have to do that. - Yeah, well, listen, I... 379 00:21:55,784 --> 00:21:57,997 I know you'd have done the same for us, so... 380 00:21:58,054 --> 00:21:59,609 100%. You know what? 381 00:21:59,633 --> 00:22:02,793 Come on, bring it in, guys. No? OK, no worries. 382 00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:08,337 - We should probably pack this lot up. - Hey, you've done enough. 383 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,653 We'll pack. You drive. 384 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,398 - Andale! - Yep. 385 00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:15,585 Thanks again, guys. Keep in touch. 386 00:22:19,665 --> 00:22:22,280 - I mean, I know we complain a lot about them... - Hm. 387 00:22:22,323 --> 00:22:24,382 ... but they're actually all right. 388 00:22:24,664 --> 00:22:27,109 You had it right all along and I didn't believe you. 389 00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:29,045 But actually they're decent. 390 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,291 Do you think they could be... 391 00:22:31,362 --> 00:22:34,020 Unbe-fucking-lievable. 392 00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:38,912 I'll let Mr K know Charles and I got the job done. 393 00:22:38,945 --> 00:22:41,686 Nothing personal, just business. 394 00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:45,119 Let me know about that drink, Fran! 395 00:22:48,085 --> 00:22:49,772 Sure, yeah. 396 00:22:51,074 --> 00:22:53,543 Kids, jobs, car. 397 00:22:53,601 --> 00:22:55,445 Would you like my clothes as well? 398 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,070 Yep. If it gets cold on the walk 399 00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,436 I might just take them. 400 00:23:01,450 --> 00:23:02,568 Phone an Uber. 401 00:23:02,595 --> 00:23:04,596 - There's no reception. - Oh, there's no reception. 402 00:23:05,531 --> 00:23:08,345 I'm starving. Can we at least order a pizza or something? 403 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,988 - Again, no reception. - Not even a small one? 404 00:23:11,095 --> 00:23:13,143 The size of the pizza is not the issue. 405 00:23:13,346 --> 00:23:18,178 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 406 00:23:18,216 --> 00:23:21,858 - Do we really need another person? - It's a big job today. 407 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,796 And Nikhil is supposed to be the best. 408 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:29,640 Mr K tell me choose new partner. 409 00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:31,025 I choose you. 410 00:23:36,987 --> 00:23:41,403 Final warning. I am big, scary man with mullet and muscles... 411 00:23:41,903 --> 00:23:44,830 - Hey! - Please! I have a really delicate trachea! 412 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,433 Mr. K. 413 00:23:56,743 --> 00:23:58,526 I'm really sorry, Jamie. 30840

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