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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:07,740 Pappa! Pappa! 2 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:19,460 Den bet mig. 3 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:27,580 Mamma! Mamma! 4 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:30,180 Pappa fick en fisk! 5 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:33,540 Pappa fick en fisk! 6 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:39,580 Wow! 7 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:13,660 Elli! Bort dĂ€rifrĂ„n! Bort! 8 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:21,420 EN FILM AV J-P VALKEAPÄÄ 9 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:27,540 DOGS DON'T WEAR PANTS 10 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:00,020 Jaha. 11 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:05,260 Ledig dag i morgon. Ska vi spela tennis? - Jag kan inte, jag har andra planer. 12 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:55,580 Grattis pĂ„ födelsedagen, Elli! 13 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,780 Tack för tĂ„rtan! 14 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:54,340 Hörde du nĂ€r vi spelade? - Va? 15 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:57,540 NĂ€. Grattis pĂ„ födelsedagen. 16 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:01,980 Bra. Du fĂ„r inte höra det Ă€n. - Kom. 17 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:07,420 VĂ€nta, pappa. Bara en grej till. Min rock Ă€r dĂ€r. Kom. 18 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:16,740 Kom nu. Satu! 19 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:20,380 Det hĂ€r Ă€r min pappa. Det hĂ€r Ă€r Satu, min musiklĂ€rare. 20 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:24,100 Hej. Satu. - Juha. 21 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:32,020 Ska du komma och titta pĂ„ Ellis upptrĂ€dande nĂ€sta vecka? 22 00:10:32,180 --> 00:10:33,780 UpptrĂ€dande? 23 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:39,660 VĂ„r konsert! Jag berĂ€ttade ju om den. Han kommer nog. - Jag kommer. 24 00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:42,660 Jag reserverar en biljett till dig. - Tack. 25 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:45,820 Jag ska ta en tungpiercing i dag. - Du skojar. Aj... 26 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:48,980 Det gĂ€ller att hĂ„lla tungan rĂ€tt i mun... 27 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:54,140 Nu mĂ„ste vi gĂ„. - Trevligt att trĂ€ffas. 28 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,820 Ja, detsamma. - Hej dĂ„. 29 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:14,100 Vi kan fortfarande fly. 30 00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:24,940 Kom nu! 31 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:40,260 StrĂ€ck ut tungan och sĂ€g "A". - A. 32 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:58,660 Innan vi börjar göra hĂ„let kan pappa gĂ„ ut i gĂ„ngen. 33 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:05,060 Det Ă€r lite trĂ„ngt för tre personer. Det finns en kaffemaskin bakom hörnet. 34 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:07,860 Pappa, stick. 35 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,540 Okej. 36 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,860 Pappa? 37 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,500 NĂ„ja! 38 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:36,140 Det gick ju bra. 39 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:40,140 Eller gör det ont? Nej? Bra. 40 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:44,780 Ja... 41 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,540 Det Ă€r annorlunda nu. 42 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:54,540 Förr gick vi till Zoologiska museet pĂ„ din födelsedag. 43 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,900 Jag kan ta dig dit nĂ„n gĂ„ng. - Okej. 44 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:07,300 Ja... Det vore coolt. 45 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,460 Pappa. 46 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,940 God natt. - God natt. 47 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:42,580 Den Ă€r sĂ„ fin! Inte alls svullen. 48 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:46,900 Min tunga var sĂ„ svullen nĂ€r jag tog hĂ„l. Jag hade svĂ„rt att prata. 49 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:50,260 Visa en gĂ„ng till. Den Ă€r sĂ„ fin. 50 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:54,100 Den Ă€r jĂ€ttesnygg. - Elli, vad har du i tungan? 51 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:58,420 Visa nu! - Stick. 52 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:02,980 Är inte sĂ„na dĂ€r smycken till för avsugning? 53 00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:07,100 Fy fan, vilka svin. - Bry dig inte om dem, de Ă€r bara smĂ„pojkar. De Ă€r dumma. 54 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:12,420 Den Ă€r skitsnygg. - Verkligen. Jag vill ha en likadan. 55 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:29,940 Du förstĂ„r vĂ€l att du kvĂ€ver din dotters uppror - 56 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,380 om du gĂ„r med pĂ„ sĂ„na dĂ€r tungpiercings. 57 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,780 Min ex-pojkvĂ€n hade en sĂ„n piercing. 58 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,380 Med ring och kedjor. 59 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,420 DĂ€r nere, alltsĂ„. 60 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:49,460 Den piercingen har ett eget namn. Vad heter den nu igen? 61 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:57,100 I princip, sexuellt sett, sĂ„ fattar jag varför man tar piercings. 62 00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:02,860 Jag fattar att de kan tilltala estetiskt, men ur ett rent anatomiskt perspektiv - 63 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:07,940 ser jag inget fint i att ha fler Ă€n ett hĂ„l i urinröret. 64 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:16,180 Jag minns inte namnet pĂ„ den. Jag kallade den för blockflöjten. 65 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,140 SĂ„ du lever trots allt. 66 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:30,620 Det hĂ€r gillar du. 67 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:33,660 Det hĂ€r gillar du, duktigt! 68 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,100 Duktig pojke. 69 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,100 Ner! 70 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:48,100 Bra. 71 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,300 Har du tvĂ€ttat dig? 72 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:56,020 Du luktar inte sĂ„ illa som senast. 73 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:01,300 Å, vad snĂ€ll du Ă€r. 74 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:08,020 HĂ€rskarinnans favorit. Är du det? 75 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:10,220 Är du? 76 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:16,900 Jag har en liten present till dig. 77 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:22,100 Jag lĂ€mnar den hĂ€r. - Tack. 78 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:58,020 HallĂ„? 79 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,140 Hur fick ni tag i det hĂ€r numret? 80 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:05,140 Ja, jag Ă€r Mona. 81 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:11,020 Vad vill ni? 82 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:15,260 Har ni speciella önskemĂ„l? 83 00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:21,940 Smisk, kiss? Strap on, analgrejer? 84 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:25,660 BröstvĂ„rtsnypning? Elchocker, knivlekar? 85 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,380 Ja. 86 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,100 Japp. 87 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:50,500 Jag vet hur hjĂ€rtat funkar. 88 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,820 Jag har inga ombytesklĂ€der. 89 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:02,420 Jag hann inte... - Tyst! 90 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,060 Duktig pojke. 91 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,860 FlĂ„sa. 92 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,060 FlĂ„sa! 93 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:26,900 Du ska lyda mig om du vill fĂ„ det du vill ha. Uppfattat? 94 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:45,460 Vad Ă€r det dĂ€r för brallor? - Jag hade inga... 95 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:48,780 Hundar anvĂ€nder inte byxor. Ta av dig dem. 96 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:05,620 Bort, bort, bort. 97 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,980 Skjortan ocksĂ„. Bort med den. 98 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,260 SĂ„ ja. 99 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,020 Mycket bĂ€ttre. 100 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,860 Mycket bĂ€ttre. 101 00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:40,660 Duktig pojke. 102 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,780 Ner pĂ„ knĂ€. 103 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:48,500 Aj fan! - Ner! 104 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,940 Duktigt. 105 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:02,700 Vilken snĂ€ll vovve. 106 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:06,060 En sĂ„ fin vovve. 107 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:19,140 Kom. 108 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,660 Ner! Kryp pĂ„ alla fyra. 109 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,660 SĂ€tt fart. 110 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:38,740 HĂ€rskarinnan har hört att vovven har varit stygg. 111 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:41,860 Har vovven varit en stygg hund? 112 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:44,620 SĂ€g det. 113 00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:48,380 Har vovven varit stygg? - Ja. 114 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:52,420 Ja. Vovven har varit stygg. 115 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:57,740 Vovven mĂ„ste straffas. Min stövel Ă€r smutsig. Slicka den ren. 116 00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:01,260 Det var inget prat om... 117 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:04,100 Vill vovven bli knullad? 118 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,900 Helt ren. 119 00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:19,020 Bra. Helt ren. 120 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:21,300 Mer! 121 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,740 Duktigt. 122 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,300 Sitt. 123 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,420 Mer. 124 00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:35,420 Hur mĂ„r tungan? - Helt okej. 125 00:29:43,340 --> 00:29:45,900 Jag Ă€r vegan. 126 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:58,340 Har du ringt Satu? 127 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:01,420 Va? - Har du ringt Satu? 128 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:04,140 Va? - AngĂ„ende biljetterna. 129 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:07,100 SĂ„ att du sĂ€kert fĂ„r dem. 130 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:11,340 Jag ringer henne. 131 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:15,140 Det Ă€r i morgon. - Va? 132 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:18,420 Jag ska upptrĂ€da i morgon. 133 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:33,900 Du Ă€r sĂ„ modig. 134 00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:44,020 Ingen fara. 135 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,180 Mammas lilla Ă€lskling. 136 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:54,100 SĂ„ ja, blunda bara. 137 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:19,300 Andas i lugn och ro. 138 00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:31,460 Det Ă€r min frus leggings, jag glömde mina pĂ„ gymmet. - Jaha. 139 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:39,100 LĂ€karen sĂ€ger att den Ă€r helt slut, ryggen alltsĂ„. 140 00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:42,980 Lyssna inte pĂ„ de dĂ€r pessimisterna. 141 00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:52,420 FörlĂ„t, jag mĂ„ste ta det hĂ€r. HallĂ„? 142 00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:56,380 Mona? 143 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,580 Jag vill se dig igen. 144 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:29,860 Hejsan. - Hej. 145 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:32,740 Har du den? - Ja. 146 00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:42,620 HĂ€r. - Tack, gulle. 147 00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:58,860 Vad flinar du Ă„t? - Tack för klĂ€derna, jag hade aldrig... 148 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:00,780 Tyst! 149 00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:03,740 Hundar pratar inte. 150 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,740 Hit. 151 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:19,660 Varför Ă€r hunden lös? 152 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,620 Stygg hund. 153 00:34:28,540 --> 00:34:31,500 GĂ„ ner. Ner pĂ„ knĂ€! 154 00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:36,620 Har du varit en stygg vovve? - Ja. 155 00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:40,580 Hundar pratar inte. Stygg pojke. 156 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:59,340 Kom inte in. - FörlĂ„t, jag var inte... 157 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,220 Du har inget hĂ€r att göra. - Jag kommer inte in. 158 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:07,420 FörlĂ„t, det var inte meningen. Jag ville bara be om ursĂ€kt. 159 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:12,140 Jag var inte riktigt vid mina sinnens fulla bruk... 160 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:16,700 Men oavsett ber jag hemskt mycket om ursĂ€kt. 161 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,460 Jag hoppas... 162 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:28,620 Jag undrar om det finns nĂ„n chans - 163 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:31,860 att du skulle kunna strypa mig lĂ€ngre nĂ€sta gĂ„ng? 164 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:37,260 Jag har nyligen gĂ„tt pĂ„ hĂ€lsokontroll, hjĂ€rtat Ă€r i skick. 165 00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:45,580 Ska vi sĂ€ga i morgon? - Okej. 166 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,540 Samma tid? - Okej. 167 00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:53,700 DĂ„ sĂ„. 168 00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:57,860 Bra. 169 00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:03,260 Hej dĂ„. 170 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,260 Hej dĂ„. 171 00:39:38,860 --> 00:39:40,700 Hej. - Hej. 172 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:45,380 Kan du avboka morgondagens klient Ă„t mig? - Okej. Kommer du inte i morgon? 173 00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:49,460 Jo, men jag har en annan klient. - Okej. 174 00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:58,700 Hej, Elli. 175 00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:03,180 I dag? Jag kommer. Ja. 176 00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:06,660 Nej, jag mĂ„ste fixa en jobbgrej. Ta bussen. 177 00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:11,460 Nej, ta bussen. Vi ses dĂ€r. Jag hinner inte. Hej dĂ„, vi ses. 178 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:14,860 Ska du nĂ„nstans? - Jag ska fixa en grej. 179 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:20,180 Har du inte hört? De har flyttat en till oss frĂ„n kvĂ€llsskiftet. 180 00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:24,940 Juha. De vĂ€ntar redan pĂ„ oss. 181 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:48,980 Elli har konsert. 182 00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:06,980 Ner! 183 00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:16,540 Stygg vovve. 184 00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:19,180 Hit! 185 00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:45,580 Ge mig din tass. 186 00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:03,860 Smutsig hund. 187 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:37,180 SĂ„ dĂ€r. 188 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:41,860 Nu Ă€r den ren. 189 00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:49,580 Följ mig. 190 00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:55,780 Mer... 191 00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:04,060 Mer. 192 00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:07,700 Stryp mig mer. 193 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:40,460 GĂ„ ner, fort. 194 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:54,500 Skicka en ambulans. 195 00:53:03,020 --> 00:53:05,740 Följ ljuset. 196 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:09,820 Le. RĂ€ck ut tungan. 197 00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:21,900 Pappa! 198 00:53:22,060 --> 00:53:25,540 Pappa. Pappa, vad har hĂ€nt? 199 00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:30,420 Elli, lyssna pĂ„ mig. 200 00:53:31,540 --> 00:53:33,580 Jag sĂ„g mamma. 201 00:53:34,620 --> 00:53:39,780 Sluta. Du Ă€r hög pĂ„ mediciner. - Nej, det Ă€r jag inte. 202 00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:45,100 Lyssna pĂ„ mig. Jag sĂ„g mamma. 203 00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:49,420 Sluta. - Jag sĂ„g henne. 204 00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:53,460 Sluta! - GĂ„ hĂ€rifrĂ„n! 205 00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:56,580 GĂ„ hem. 206 00:53:57,940 --> 00:54:00,860 Jag orkar inte med sĂ„nt dĂ€r. 207 00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:26,100 God morgon. Elli. 208 00:55:40,860 --> 00:55:42,900 Hej! 209 00:55:46,140 --> 00:55:49,900 Tack Ă€n en gĂ„ng. Kaisa mĂ„r jĂ€ttebra. 210 00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:53,020 Trevligt att höra. 211 00:55:53,180 --> 00:55:58,020 Du har inte synts till pĂ„ sistone. Har det hĂ€nt nĂ„t med nacken? 212 00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,620 JasĂ„ det hĂ€r? - Ja. 213 00:56:00,780 --> 00:56:04,580 En liten olycka. - Var det en bilolycka? 214 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:07,060 Nej. Nej... 215 00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:11,860 Jag blev strypt. - Strypt? 216 00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:15,380 Vad hemskt. Strypt? 217 00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:20,380 Det var liksom lite mitt eget fel. 218 00:56:38,940 --> 00:56:41,780 Juhas saker frĂ„n akuten 219 00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:08,540 Kom in. 220 00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:24,100 Är du inte sjukskriven? 221 00:57:24,260 --> 00:57:27,380 Jag ska bara ringa nĂ„gra samtal. 222 00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:33,460 Hur gĂ„r det dĂ€r hemma? - Helt okej. 223 00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:40,820 Hur mĂ„r Elli? - Helt okej. 224 00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:50,300 Du... Det Ă€r nog bĂ€ttre att du fĂ„r höra det hĂ€r nu Ă€n efter sjukledigheten. 225 00:57:50,460 --> 00:57:54,420 Ledningen Ă€r vĂ€ldigt orolig för dig. 226 00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:59,100 Det var ocksĂ„ patienter och anhöriga som sĂ„g dig krossa fönstret. 227 00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:04,820 Ledningen tyckte inte riktigt att det var lĂ€mpligt beteende. 228 00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:13,060 De vill att du genomgĂ„r en psykiatrisk utvĂ€rdering. 229 00:58:15,420 --> 00:58:17,700 En psykiatrisk utvĂ€rdering? 230 00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:20,740 För att kolla om du har alla mumintroll i dalen. 231 00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:26,220 Jaha. 232 00:58:27,860 --> 00:58:29,780 Har du det? 233 00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:34,940 Vad menar du? - Vad jag menar? 234 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:39,620 De vill reda ut om du kan fortsĂ€tta jobba. Om du Ă€r en fara för patienterna. 235 00:58:39,780 --> 00:58:43,460 Om du har blivit galen. - Jaha. 236 00:58:44,820 --> 00:58:48,860 "Jaha"? Tror du inte att jag stĂ€ller samma jĂ€vla frĂ„gor till mig sjĂ€lv? 237 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:54,900 Var inte orolig. Jag har inte tappat vettet. Jag... 238 00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:59,180 Det som hĂ€nde var bara temporĂ€rt. 239 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:05,140 TemporĂ€rt? Vilken del av det? - Allt. Alla delar. 240 00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,380 Okej. 241 00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:20,140 Du gĂ„r vĂ€l hem snart? Bra. För du kan inte hĂ€nga hĂ€r. 242 00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:23,620 Jag ska bara ringa nĂ„gra samtal. - Bra. 243 00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:52,860 Vad Ă€r det? - Hunden ringde igen. Jag sa att du Ă€r fullbokad. 244 00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:56,100 Bra. Tack. 245 00:59:57,460 --> 01:00:00,340 Jag fyllde vattenflaskor Ă„t dig. 246 01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:44,180 Fan! Rött! 247 01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:48,260 Gör nĂ„t för fan, jag brinner! 248 01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:53,340 Pissa nu! 249 01:00:54,620 --> 01:00:57,940 Jag brinner, för fan! 250 01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:09,700 Jag brinner! 251 01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:25,900 Gulle, har du krĂ€m? 252 01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:28,980 KrĂ€m? - Vad som helst. 253 01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:46,380 Det vore kul att göra nĂ„t helt annat ibland. Helt normala saker. Eller hur? 254 01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:52,580 Gulle, jag gillar inte normala saker. 255 01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:20,420 Juha. - Följ inte efter mig. 256 01:02:21,580 --> 01:02:26,820 Det du vill ha kostar dig sĂ„ mycket smĂ€rta att du aldrig kommer att tĂ„la det. 257 01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:34,460 God kvĂ€ll. - God kvĂ€ll. 258 01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:41,260 FĂ„r jag komma in? - Nej, tyvĂ€rr. Det Ă€r en privat tillstĂ€llning. 259 01:03:42,180 --> 01:03:47,060 Jag och hon som gick in skulle trĂ€ffas, och... 260 01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:50,300 TyvĂ€rr kan jag inte slĂ€ppa in er. 261 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:54,540 Vi kom överens om att vi skulle ses hĂ€r. 262 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:57,580 TyvĂ€rr. Inte i dag. 263 01:03:58,420 --> 01:03:59,700 Va? 264 01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:08,020 Jag har en femtiolapp. - Vad Ă€r det dĂ€r? 265 01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:12,340 Dricks. - Dricks? 266 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:17,060 IntrĂ€desavgift. - Jag kan tyvĂ€rr inte slĂ€ppa in er. 267 01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:24,580 Jag har bara den hĂ€r och bankkortet. Nu hittade jag nĂ„gra femmor ocksĂ„... 268 01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:28,140 Du behöver inte knuffas. 269 01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:43,100 IvĂ€g med dig nu. 270 01:06:12,780 --> 01:06:15,180 Mona! VĂ€nta. 271 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,340 VĂ€nta. 272 01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:40,860 Pappa? 273 01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:48,860 Är allt vĂ€l? - Ja. 274 01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:54,580 Jag gör en stor nummer tvĂ„, det kan ta ett tag. 275 01:07:54,740 --> 01:07:59,660 Jag trodde att du var en inbrottstjuv. - Nej dĂ„. 276 01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:03,380 Nej dĂ„. Du... 277 01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:07,420 GĂ„ och lĂ€gg dig bara. - Var har du varit? 278 01:08:08,580 --> 01:08:11,820 PĂ„ stan. Jag trĂ€ffade nĂ„gra kompisar. 279 01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:15,020 Vilka kompisar? - Kompisar, kompisar! 280 01:08:15,180 --> 01:08:17,940 Jobbkompisar. 281 01:08:22,180 --> 01:08:24,700 Pappa, öppna dörren. - Nej. GĂ„ och lĂ€gg dig. 282 01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:28,340 Öppna, jag vill se dig. - Nej! 283 01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:32,340 Nej... 284 01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:35,580 Vi var pĂ„ middag, och sĂ„... 285 01:08:35,780 --> 01:08:41,260 Jag blev nog lite dĂ„lig i magen, sĂ„... Det tar ett tag, sĂ„... 286 01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:44,060 SĂ„ vi ses i morgon bitti. 287 01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:52,820 Pappa. - Ja? 288 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:57,420 Hoppas du mĂ„r bĂ€ttre snart. 289 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:02,620 Det Ă€r ingen fara med mig. 290 01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:06,220 God natt. - God natt! 291 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:55,540 Jösses, vad rolig du Ă€r! 292 01:09:55,700 --> 01:10:00,060 Jag trodde att du skulle vara annorlunda. Lite grĂ„ och sĂ„. 293 01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:04,380 Men du har förĂ€ndrats. Första intrycket stĂ€mmer inte alltid. 294 01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:14,940 FörlĂ„t, jag mĂ„ste gĂ„ och pudra nĂ€san innan jag kissar pĂ„ mig... 295 01:10:29,340 --> 01:10:31,660 Va? 296 01:10:32,580 --> 01:10:34,860 NĂ€! 297 01:10:36,340 --> 01:10:39,980 Vad underbart! Tack. 298 01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:46,020 Jag har aldrig fĂ„tt parfym i present. Luktar jag sĂ„ illa? 299 01:10:50,340 --> 01:10:55,500 Jag skojar bara. Tack, du hade inte behövt. 300 01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:04,020 Hoppas musiken inte stör dig. 301 01:11:04,180 --> 01:11:09,740 Jag kan sĂ€nka volymen om du vill. - Nej, det Ă€r bra. 302 01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:29,620 Det kĂ€nns kanske som ett konstigt lĂ„tval. 303 01:11:29,780 --> 01:11:34,340 Den hĂ€r musiken Ă€r sexig. Jag tĂ€nder pĂ„ den. 304 01:11:36,700 --> 01:11:41,060 Kan vi slĂ€cka lamporna? - Javisst. 305 01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:27,780 Kan du spraya pĂ„ dig lite av parfymen? 306 01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:31,340 Javisst. 307 01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:53,060 Eller hade du velat spraya? - Nej, det Ă€r bra. 308 01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:06,980 KlĂ€m hĂ€r. - Va? 309 01:13:07,140 --> 01:13:09,740 KlĂ€m hĂ€r. 310 01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:13,980 KlĂ€m bara. Det kĂ€nns bra. 311 01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:29,660 FörlĂ„t. 312 01:13:29,820 --> 01:13:32,260 Det kĂ€nns bra. 313 01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:36,660 Okej, vi fortsĂ€tter. 314 01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:53,700 FörlĂ„t. 315 01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:09,140 Hej dĂ„. 316 01:15:19,540 --> 01:15:23,020 Du fĂ„r skada mig hur mycket du vill. 317 01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:26,180 Men sen mĂ„ste du strypa mig. 318 01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:43,900 Skada dig? 319 01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:47,500 SĂ„ mycket du vill. 320 01:15:47,660 --> 01:15:50,180 Vad som helst. 321 01:15:50,340 --> 01:15:52,940 SĂ„ mycket jag vill? 322 01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:55,820 SĂ„ mycket du vill. Du kan fast... 323 01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:59,940 Du kommer nog pĂ„ nĂ„t. SnĂ€lla. 324 01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:03,700 SnĂ€lla? Du har fĂ„tt fel uppfattning om mig. 325 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:07,500 Inga sĂ€kerhetsord. Du fĂ„r skada mig ordentligt. 326 01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:14,860 Men efter det ska du strypa mig. - Du har misstagit dig. Jag... Hej. 327 01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:17,660 Mona. 328 01:16:17,820 --> 01:16:21,900 En sista gĂ„ng. Sen gĂ„r jag. 329 01:16:22,060 --> 01:16:24,580 Sen ser du mig aldrig mer. 330 01:16:31,780 --> 01:16:34,740 Hundar stĂ„r inte pĂ„ tvĂ„ ben. 331 01:16:35,860 --> 01:16:37,980 Följ mig. 332 01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:19,580 Han bits inte. Om jag inte ber honom göra det. 333 01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:21,660 Ner. 334 01:17:22,580 --> 01:17:25,100 Du! Ner! 335 01:17:25,860 --> 01:17:27,820 Hit. 336 01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:38,460 Sitt hĂ€r. 337 01:18:03,060 --> 01:18:05,660 Lyft upp armarna. 338 01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:22,020 Gapa. 339 01:18:22,180 --> 01:18:24,780 Vad tĂ€nker du göra? - Gapa. 340 01:18:24,940 --> 01:18:27,740 Jag trodde... - Nu skadar jag dig sĂ„ mycket jag vill. 341 01:18:27,860 --> 01:18:31,180 Vad tĂ€nker du göra? - Dra ut en tand. 342 01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:34,140 Nej fan! 343 01:18:35,380 --> 01:18:38,820 Jag trodde att du skulle slĂ„ eller nĂ„t. Nej satan! 344 01:18:38,980 --> 01:18:44,900 Du kan fortfarande gĂ„. Du kan gĂ„, men sen kommer du aldrig tillbaka. 345 01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:55,140 Dra ut tandjĂ€veln. 346 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:37,380 Tyst! 347 01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:13,140 Vad Ă€r det? - Fel tand. 348 01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:33,100 Kom ihĂ„g att andas. 349 01:21:14,180 --> 01:21:17,420 Vill du fortsĂ€tta? - Ja. 350 01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:23,260 DĂ„ ska du vara tyst. 351 01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:27,220 Kom ihĂ„g att andas. 352 01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:54,300 Nu Ă€r det min tur. 353 01:22:30,940 --> 01:22:33,300 För helvete... 354 01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:36,980 VadĂ„? - Va? 355 01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:12,220 Du kom hit för att ta livet av dig! 356 01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:19,460 Jag Ă€r inte vad du letar efter. 357 01:24:19,620 --> 01:24:22,100 Jag gör inte sĂ„nt. 358 01:24:22,260 --> 01:24:24,460 Vad fan... 359 01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:07,900 HundjĂ€vel. 360 01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:10,900 Inte du. 361 01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:51,340 Elli. 362 01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:19,180 Din kind Ă€r helt svullen. 363 01:29:19,340 --> 01:29:23,100 Jag var hos tandlĂ€karen. - SĂ€kert... 364 01:29:30,580 --> 01:29:33,380 Jag kom för att ta dig till Zoologiska museet. 365 01:29:36,380 --> 01:29:39,140 Följ med till Zoologiska museet med mig. 366 01:29:44,620 --> 01:29:46,500 Nej. 367 01:30:00,860 --> 01:30:04,660 Jag ska berĂ€tta sanningen om det hĂ€r. 368 01:30:06,140 --> 01:30:10,180 Saken Ă€r den, att jag har trĂ€ffat en trevlig kvinna. 369 01:30:10,340 --> 01:30:13,100 Det verkar lovande... 370 01:30:16,300 --> 01:30:19,180 Jag mĂ„ste gĂ„. 371 01:30:20,860 --> 01:30:23,300 Pappa. Jag mĂ„ste gĂ„. 372 01:30:39,220 --> 01:30:41,140 Behöver du pengar? 373 01:31:20,580 --> 01:31:21,940 Juha! 374 01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:24,860 Juha! 375 01:31:27,020 --> 01:31:29,140 Jag fick springa. 376 01:31:29,300 --> 01:31:32,940 Din psykiat... Herregud, vilket dĂ„ligt skick jag Ă€r i. 377 01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:35,940 Jag mĂ„ste börja trĂ€na. AlltsĂ„... 378 01:31:36,100 --> 01:31:38,780 Din psykiatriska utvĂ€rdering blev klar. 379 01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:41,540 Du fick rena papper. 380 01:31:44,140 --> 01:31:47,100 Du Ă€r ocksĂ„ förvĂ„nad. Hur fan fick du rena papper? 381 01:31:47,260 --> 01:31:52,380 Genom att ljuga. God natt. - Ses vi pĂ„ jobbet nĂ€sta vecka? 382 01:37:28,340 --> 01:37:31,500 ÖversĂ€ttning: Frej Grönholm Svensk Medietext 26227

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