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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:09,195 Slow slow, it's on the right... the blue house... stop here 2 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:12,833 He}! Bilqees! 3 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:14,270 Yes Rukmani? 4 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:17,736 ls this a car or ajar? 5 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,003 They've come stuffed like pickles, to arrange the marriage. 6 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:23,280 Slalekum! 7 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:25,346 Slalekum! 8 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:26,810 Hope you didn't lose your way Sir. 9 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,744 Lanes in our neighbourhood, very naughty... 10 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,944 ...send you spinning like atop. 11 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,087 Slalekum! Slalekum! 12 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,322 - Walekum - Please come... 13 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,222 Walekum 14 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:37,960 Please come... 15 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:39,489 Don't you have a lift? 16 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:43,031 It's just a few steps... we'll reach the top in seconds... 17 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,000 Pooja... Gullu's best friend... 18 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:47,363 How are you? 19 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,536 Please come... 20 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,709 We can get a lift put in two days... 21 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,571 ...but climbing stairs pervents a heart attack 22 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,911 - Yes, but you lose your breath... - Please come... 23 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:00,610 Gullu! 24 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:01,816 - Aadaab! - Please come! 25 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:02,612 - Aadaab - Aadaab 26 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,514 Please... Please help yourself. 27 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,556 Please take a seat. 28 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:12,723 Thank you. 29 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,506 Gullu, show Mr. Montu your books. 30 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:28,745 Get to know each other. 31 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,007 Yes, yes... go son 32 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:31,378 Come 33 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,307 Mummy cold drink 34 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,385 Don't be greedy... you'll get a bad throat 35 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:39,989 So, how much have you saved? 36 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:44,520 Jewellery worth three lakhs, three lakhs for an AC Car... 37 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,692 ...and nine lakhs in a fixed deposit... 38 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,466 I will break it as soon as the wedding is fixed. 39 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:53,560 Total fifteen lakhs. 40 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,204 My Gullu topped the whole Andhra state in the 12th grade. 41 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:02,506 She is a Gold medallist, look at her certificates. 42 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,614 She even got admission in an American college. 43 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,556 Poor girl didn't get a scholarship... 44 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,350 ...or she would be studying there right now. 45 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,296 Along with the job, she's doing her B. Com as well. 46 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:19,488 As soon as she finishes her third year... 47 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,163 ...she will become Assistant Manager. 48 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,298 Fifteen is bit on the lower side. 49 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,264 I can arrange for a couple more... up to seventeen. 50 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:31,632 She's pretty, she's earning as well... it's 0k, let's say yes 51 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:35,010 Player of the year in basketball and badminton. 52 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:35,808 Basketball 53 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,850 0k... after all, she's a motherless child. 54 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,517 You can start shooting. 55 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,046 Congratulations Mr. Abdul... 56 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,316 Congratulations Mr. Abdul. 57 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:46,752 - Congratulations uncle. - Congratulations big sister... 58 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:47,552 ...congratulations brother. 59 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,489 Let's go Mummy. 60 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:49,987 What happened Montu? 61 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:53,730 I said let's go, these people are wasting our time. 62 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,065 I don't want them, I don't want this match. 63 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,063 But what happened my son? 64 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:01,765 What happened is that your Mr. Montu is a fraud... 65 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,269 His bio data said, fluent in English... 66 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,944 ...but he says 'bilu' for blue and 'flim' for film... 67 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:11,646 He asked me if I watch bilu flim... 68 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:13,676 Tell me Booji... 69 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,113 ...how do I answer to that... 70 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,280 ...if his pronunciation of blue film is so wrong! 71 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:21,319 And for Education qualification, he wrote degree from llM. 72 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,492 llM means? 73 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,356 Indian Institute of Management... 74 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,798 International Institute of Mahbubnagar. 75 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:32,864 Mr. Bad-english-bilu-flim- fake-diploma-holder- Montu... 76 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,137 You have wasted our time! 77 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,634 Wasted out time, tang, samosa, chips, biscuitmeverything! 78 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,640 And your mummy... 79 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,938 ...she's been making faces over everything since she's come... 80 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:43,538 Gullu! 81 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:46,982 Take her away quickly before her face permanently... 82 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,376 ...becomes like this... 83 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,053 Gulrez, Pooja... don't misbehave. 84 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,856 Come on, let's go! Come on Montu! 85 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,689 Who will wed such a bratty, dark-skinned... 86 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,827 ...uncouth, ugly-looking girl? 87 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:00,760 Bye Montu... 88 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:01,398 Bye 89 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:03,525 Sister, our Gullu is just joking... 90 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,530 She's just a kid... Please don't leave, she will say sorry... 91 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:07,794 Please hear me out... 92 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,670 Ismail bhai... Bhabhi... 93 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:13,406 - Montu... - I came here because of you 94 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,673 What did I know they are beggars... 95 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,544 ...everyone said they are very well known... 96 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,617 Such a long resume he had sent and not one thing was true 97 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,353 Booji, snacks? 98 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:26,980 Today if your mother was alive... 99 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,684 She would say, Mr. Qadir...have a samosa. 100 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,790 You just keep eating samosas 101 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,693 What is the samosa's fault? 102 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,729 Booji has gone sad and the samosas have gone cold! 103 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:09,396 Gullu! 104 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,273 Gullu! 105 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,641 It's quarter past seven 106 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:24,778 Slalekum... 107 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,318 ...slalekum... 108 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,516 Oh, still in bad mood... 109 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,615 Tea not sweet? 110 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,331 Gullu, it's quarter past eight, come for breakfast. 111 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,002 Booji... come on, we're getting late... 112 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,137 I've been waiting so long... 113 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,145 You always delay us... 114 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,754 Bhai Miyan Slalekum! 115 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:05,583 Slalekum 116 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,955 Stand straight, you'll be late for school. 117 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,494 Gullu, you dismissed another case last night? 118 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,595 Yes Aunty...and in record time! 119 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:15,928 - Namaste brother - Namaste 120 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:16,967 Ready Booji? 121 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:17,961 Let's go. 122 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,300 Booji, soon as we have loads of money... 123 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:29,045 ...we will buy a big bungalow and settle down in Jubilee Hills. 124 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:33,139 There will be no Rukmani aunty or Bilqees aunty to trouble us there. 125 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,312 Are you listening? 126 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:37,550 Booji? 127 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,519 Radha-Raja Reddy case result will be declared today, right? 128 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,988 What do you think? Who will win? Radha or Raja? 129 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,126 Say something. 130 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,159 I don't know. Drive quietly. 131 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:52,161 Booj! How can I marry some 'bilu film' watching fraud? 132 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,506 All I'm asking for is an intelligent husband, is that too much? 133 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,066 If one has just enough money for a handful of oilyjalebis... 134 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,968 ...one can't buy a kilo of Pula Reddy's... 135 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,946 mexpensive pure-ghee gulab jamuns. 136 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,847 With the dowry that I can give... 137 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,075 ...we will only find these bad-English types. 138 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,387 How do I get an Oxford dictionary product for fifteen lakhs? 139 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:14,014 Then why did you send me to a private English medium... 140 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,318 ...you should have sent me to a Government school. 141 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,883 I wouldn't have gotten addicted to English. 142 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,024 Or you should have married me off right after school. 143 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,290 You know lesser the age, lesser the dowry! 144 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,866 If I had married you off at sixteen wouldn't I have been jailed? 145 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,571 Won't you be jailed for giving dowry? 146 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,968 What can one do about that... 147 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,702 In our country you can't buy a house without paying black money... 148 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,511 ...and you can't get married without dowry. 149 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,870 God knows how many baby girls are killed everyday... 150 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,005 ...by their own parents. 151 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,717 You too should have given me rat poison, with gulabjamun. 152 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,883 The whole dowry head-ache would be over. 153 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,587 Don't talk nonsense. 154 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,082 Only two years left for my retirement. 155 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,755 Soon as you get hitched, I can rest easy. 156 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,690 Hitched? I don't want to get sorted Booji 157 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,528 Yes, you just want to unsettle me! 158 00:10:56,356 --> 00:11:00,498 Every1hing will be fine, just stop bringing jerks to marry me off. 159 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:03,799 Of course Gulluji, the boys I call are all jerks. 160 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,007 You only want Mr. World... 161 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,274 ...no Miss World? 162 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,845 Why Mr. World, I'll get Mr. Universe. 163 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,016 Sure you will! 164 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,676 - Khuda Hafiz. - Khuda Hafiz. 165 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,653 Mr. Qadir...Sir, please hear me out... 166 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,860 Sir, you are the senior-most clerk in the registrar's office... 167 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,589 ...you can postpone my boss's court date if you want. 168 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,993 You will profit in exchange. 169 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,364 I don't want your profit. 170 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,095 Sir, cash or kind, your choice. 171 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,774 You can take the whole family on a vacation to America. 172 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,909 Recently Mr. Mudgil took his family there... 173 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,009 I said no! Now get out of here! 174 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,480 You moron! 175 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,572 The date will get changed anyhow. 176 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,916 Mr. Qadir... why so stressed? 177 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,586 They are openly spreading corruption! 178 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:53,214 Forget about him. Want to bet on the Raja Radha Reddy case? 179 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,722 It's a bet! Raja Reddy will get six years in jail. 180 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,495 What are you saying Mr. Qadir? 181 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,924 Raja Reddy supplies milk to the whole state... 182 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,258 ...he's the 'Milk King'... 183 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,991 Nobody is king when it comes to 498a. 184 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:09,367 Radha Reddy has filed a case of dowry harassment under section 498a. 185 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,275 There is no bail in 498a, and if the husband is found guilty... 186 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,174 ...he goes straight to jail. 187 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,678 Mr. Supreme Court, you will lose. 188 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,278 We'll see who wins! 189 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:21,846 Radha Reddy, victorious in the dowry harassment case, thanks to 498a. 190 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:25,520 The power of 498a has delivered justice to Radha Reddy... 191 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,722 ...who has been harassed in a dowry case. 192 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,291 Her husband Raja Reddy has been convicted for 6 years in prison. 193 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:34,191 Radha Reddy Ma'am, your husband has got a 6 year jail term... 194 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,459 ...how does it feel? 195 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,665 I am very happy, thanks to 498a. 196 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,895 The honourable judge has sent my husband to jail... 197 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,562 ...ordered him to give me ten crores cash... 198 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,339 ...a flat to live in and four lakhs monthly alimony. 199 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,167 Long live 498a. 200 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:50,707 Like you just saw... 201 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,117 You are wasting your time as a clerk Abdul Qadir... 202 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,775 ...you should become an advocate. 203 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,386 You know the law better than these LLB lawyers... 204 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,023 Once again I will have to treat you to biryani. 205 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,158 Once again a winner! 206 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,688 Qadir bhai...yourjudge has arrived. 207 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,524 oh my God! 208 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,135 Good morning sir... 209 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,033 - Good morning... - Sorry Sir 210 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,309 My foot is sprained, be careful... 211 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:32,015 Heel is too small... show me something else... 212 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,285 Ma'am, I've shown you all the ladies styles in the shop... 213 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,324 ...now I can only show you the gent's shoes, if you like? 214 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,460 Why should I wear gent's shoes? 215 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,361 I don't like anything. I'm leaving. 216 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,226 Ok no problem Ma'am. 217 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,669 You're welcome. Do come again. 218 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,173 I'm leaving this damn job now! 219 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,738 But you love shoes... 220 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,616 I love shoes, but not stupid customers like that lady. 221 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,010 Relax! 222 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,322 Look, your coffee-shop guy. 223 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,827 He's so handsome! 224 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,628 Whats the use? 225 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:17,424 We've been saying 'so handsome, so handsome' since a month. 226 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,996 He doesn't even look here. 227 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:25,074 We don't exist for cool dudes like him, poor sales girls like us. 228 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,474 Oh my God Gullu! He's coming this way... 229 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:54,468 Hi! AmjadmAmjad Baig. 230 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,874 Gulrez Qadir. How can I help you?! 231 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,636 Am lookin' for a cool pair for my mum. 232 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:03,913 Repeat please. 233 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,783 I want to buy shoes...for my mother. 234 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,616 No no... in English. Your accent is so yummy. 235 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,980 lam looking for a cool pair for my mum. 236 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,553 - American accent? - Yeah... 237 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,528 I've been watching you for a month. 238 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:30,133 And I've been waiting for you to have the courage to enter the shop. 239 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,635 I'm somewhat of a wimp. 240 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,948 So...your mom's size? 241 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,077 Yes, yes... 242 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:48,350 Huh! 243 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:51,984 Cool...come! 244 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,695 Where in America do you live? New York? 245 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,101 Jubilee Hills... the Hyderabad one. Born and brought up. 246 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:03,965 So this American accent? 247 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,243 I work for an American software company... 248 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,340 ...but I'm shifting to America in three months. 249 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,414 I've got admission in MBA. 250 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,445 New York? 251 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:13,849 Kalamazoo. 252 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,913 Oh Kalamazoo 253 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,455 Kalamazoo is in the state of Michigan... 254 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,852 Michigan's capital is Lansing. 255 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:26,053 Kalamazoo is in the state of Michigan, Michigan's capital.... 256 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,822 Michigan, the capital of Lansing. 257 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,967 Lake Ontario to the west. East, Lake Erie. 258 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,565 South west is Ohio, capital Columbus... 259 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,132 ...in the south is Indiana, capital Indianapolis. 260 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,273 And right in the centre will be you, Kalamazoo! 261 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:40,674 WOW! 262 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,575 You're quite deep into USA huh? 263 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,074 It was my dream to study shoe-desgining in America. 264 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,348 But I became a shoe sales-girl here. 265 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:52,684 I wish we could both go. Actually, come with me! 266 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,184 You will become a famous star-shoe designer. 267 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:59,694 I will do your marketing... designer brand... Gullu, what say? 268 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,525 Soft, sublime, The scent is your's- 269 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,156 Let's go? 270 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,258 lam blooming. 271 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,272 Soft, sublime, The scent is your's- 272 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,038 lam blooming. 273 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,807 Sour, sweet, The words are your's- 274 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,609 lam chirping. 275 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,316 You're an old longing, A new playfulness. 276 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:27,716 Make me believe Are you for real or not? 277 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:32,053 Oh my, my tongue is slipping- 278 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:36,730 I have turned poetic! 279 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,976 I'm humming, I've turned romantic... 280 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:50,478 I have turned poetic! 281 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:11,431 Poetic, poetic, I've turned poetic... 282 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,669 The moon tricks me and walks away, 283 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,972 It appears to me in the day. 284 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:26,244 It picks new dreams for me... 285 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:31,155 It pulls me by the arm, The wind blows me away, 286 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,486 It finds new ways for me. 287 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:39,991 Poetic, poetic, I've turned poetic... 288 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:51,269 You're an old habit, You're brand new trouble. 289 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,876 Make me believe, Are you for real or not? 290 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,939 Oh my, my tongue is slipping- 291 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:04,584 I have turned poetic! 292 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:13,964 I'm humming, I've turned romantic... 293 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:18,298 I have turned poetic! 294 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:24,970 Enough! 295 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,343 I'm hungry...let's eat kababs? 296 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:29,844 I am a vegetarian. 297 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,045 Really? 298 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,281 Everyone is turning vegetarian in America. 299 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,322 Amjad! What will we do? 300 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,016 I love you, but I love Nalli, nahari... 301 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,286 ...kabab, biryani, haleem also very much. 302 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,160 I'm a hard-core non! 303 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,195 So you eat. Yes, you can eat. 304 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:48,658 Who's stopping you? 305 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,366 All relationships are like that in America... 306 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,001 ...you do what you like, I'll do what I like. 307 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,133 I really love you! 308 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,703 Remember this my friend...today I will eat only vegetarian with you. 309 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:03,640 Gullu... 310 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,481 Let's begin the gift ceremony. 311 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,684 Bride's mother will gift a brand new car... 312 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,495 Mummy, come on mummy! 313 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:24,994 Thank you amma 314 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,901 Bride's uncle will gift two pure gold wrist watches... 315 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,374 One for the left hand, one for the right. 316 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:36,910 Very nice dowry 317 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:38,480 On top of all the gifts... 318 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:41,313 I have given one crore cash dowry to Pooja's in laws. 319 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,248 Pooja's husband is an IAS, that's his rate. 320 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:46,886 Gullu! 321 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,524 _Amju ~ Hi! 322 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:52,992 The next presentation... 323 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,233 Bride's aunt will gift a gold set. 324 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:57,999 Give her a big hand! 325 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,526 Please 326 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:06,936 A mixer griander and 32 inch LED TV from the bride's uncle in Dubai. 327 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:10,009 You turned out to be quite brave... coming here without an invitation. 328 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,212 I missed you! 329 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,506 I was too busy with the wedding... 330 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:14,843 Pooja wouldn't let go of me... 331 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,511 Gullu! I missed you so much! 332 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,722 Will you have a love marriage or arranged? 333 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,855 My father will hang me from the fan if I have a love marriage. 334 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:29,962 You? 335 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:36,537 My Booji...should be okay. Hopefully. 336 00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:38,865 Did you tell Booji about me? 337 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,342 No. Should I? 338 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,576 Should I convince my father to bring a proposal to your house? 339 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,678 Are you proposing to me? 340 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,985 We've been together for more than a month. 341 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,118 Okay! 342 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,839 We rejecting boys speaking English very badly... 343 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,169 For Gullu, only good English speaking. 344 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,145 Amju-Gullu... Perfect coupling. 345 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:25,517 You needn't worry about dowry, we don't want anything. 346 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,583 The love with which Amju has come, 347 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,960 I mean all of you have come from Jubilee Hills... 348 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,329 ...you would obviously not bring the filth of dowry with you. 349 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:37,293 Send you daughter in one outfit, we'll be happy. 350 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,400 We just need some help from you. 351 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,869 Of course. What help? 352 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,206 For his higher education. I told you... 353 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,569 Yes Kalamazoo! 354 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,013 What a robust name, Kalamazoo. 355 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,039 So... what help can I offer you? 356 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,319 College tuition, travel expenses, living and food expenses... 357 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,985 ...not for him alone... for the bride as well. 358 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:02,726 After marriage, we won't force your daughter to stay with us. 359 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,059 She will also go with Amju. 360 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,658 We are very open minded... 361 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:09,997 Very good... 362 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,861 Amju, I hear you're a vegetarian? 363 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:16,435 Here, the help list! 364 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:18,371 Oh okay... 365 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,077 It's just eight lakhs. 366 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,576 Not eight, eighty. 367 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:32,348 Eighty! 368 00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:34,749 Please go through it. It's all accounted. 369 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,892 Every penny will be spent on them. Nothing on us. 370 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,356 You never said anything about this Amju? 371 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,670 Have you spoken to Gulrez before this? 372 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,367 Yes... he's spoken to me, held my hand... 373 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,299 Said I love you a hundred times. 374 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:55,536 0k... but the match is being made with our permission. 375 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:56,838 It is arranged. 376 00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,040 Amju, how can you do this if you love me... 377 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,311 ...how can you ask for money? 378 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:04,112 This is understood dear. 379 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,287 He will go to America, get educated, earn millions... 380 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,853 ...only you will enjoy the benefits. 381 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,854 We're just asking your father for some help... 382 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,258 ...not asking him to build the Charminar! 383 00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:17,634 But you are educated, with an American accent... 384 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:18,998 ...going to do your MBA... 385 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,129 So? 386 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:24,635 Doctors, engineers, IAS, IPS, all ask for help. 387 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,739 What's wrong with MBA? 388 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,071 Amju, I'm an ordinary sales-girl, where will I get eighty lakhs from? 389 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:33,650 But your father works at the court...high court! 390 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:36,519 Yes, but I'm merely a clerk, not a lawyer. 391 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:38,980 My salary is only thirty thousand per month. 392 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:44,187 I have some jewellery and cash for the dowry... 393 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:48,025 Hey, hey, who's asking for dowry... Help, help! 394 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:51,761 Sorry help... I can help up to fifteen lakhs. 395 00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:53,199 Fifteen? 396 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:57,769 Nowadays even the note-books cost more in America... 397 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:02,144 There's a long line of people waiting to help my Amju. 398 00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,041 Not bits and pieces, full help. 399 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:09,481 Amjad, you won't say anything? 400 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:16,559 Dad, my education will cost only sixty lakhs... 401 00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:17,987 ...why are you asking for eigthy? 402 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:18,990 That's unfair. 403 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,530 Unfair? What's unfair? 404 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:25,324 I pawned my jewellery to send you to an English medium school... 405 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:29,639 ...now you're misbehaving with us in fluent English! 406 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:31,998 I'm Sorry... 407 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,176 -Amju! -Gullu 408 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:37,076 My Child! 409 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,175 What kind of misbehaviour is this? 410 00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:40,643 You won't get anything here... 411 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:44,946 ...no burger, no hot-dog, no cold-drink, no help... Nothing. 412 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,020 Get out of here... 413 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:47,689 - Get out...out! - She's gone crazy! 414 00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:48,724 Gullu calm down... 415 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:49,951 Leave! Just leave! 416 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:51,491 I love you Gullu. 417 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,585 I hate you Amjad. 418 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,896 Gullu, I want to go to Kalamazoo with you... 419 00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:57,661 ...climb the Statue of Liberty with you... 420 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,460 Go hang yourself... bloody vegetarian! 421 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,600 -Gullu! Gullu! - Let's go! 422 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:06,134 Mr. Abdul Qadir! This is not right! 423 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:08,139 Your daughter has made a very big mistake! A very big mistake! 424 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,544 Get lost... or I'll beat you to a pulp. 425 00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:16,149 You want help? Here, take help...take help... 426 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:13,408 Radha Reddy Ma'am, your husband has been jailed for six years... 427 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:14,803 ...how does it feel? 428 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,011 I am very happy, thanks to 498a... 429 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,407 The honourable judge has sent my husband to jail... 430 00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:22,245 ...ordered him to give me ten crores cash... 431 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,784 ...a flat to live in and four lakhs monthly alimony. 432 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,646 Long live 498a. 433 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:58,516 They cook the most delicious biryani... Amazing! 434 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,016 Try this piece, it's very tasty... 435 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,217 No, no... I'm done. 436 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,486 With the baghaare baingan... 437 00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:04,590 Ok fine. 438 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:10,127 Only after giving anaesthesia of my favourite food... 439 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:13,226 ...from my favourite restaurant, will you perform surgery... 440 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:17,164 Out with it...what's up? 441 00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:22,108 Booji, I don't want to get married at all... 442 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:26,914 ...whether it's a bilu flim cheapster or an American accent MBA. 443 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:30,183 Nobody values companionship, friendship, love, affection... 444 00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:32,477 ...they're all just parasites. 445 00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,483 All boys are not alike Gullu. 446 00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:38,962 They are Booji, you don't know! 447 00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:47,199 Have your cold-drink. 448 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,308 Anyway, I have decided... I will fulfill my dreams. 449 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:58,037 You and I are going to New York. 450 00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:01,010 I will study Fashion Designing, I will be a famous shoe designer. 451 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:02,307 You just enjoy! 452 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,417 Come on, which bank will we rob? 453 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:13,519 We will put 498a, like Radha Reddy. 454 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,832 It's a law, not nail-polish! 455 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:19,969 We'll use the law. 456 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:25,805 First, we will change our name and appearance... 457 00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:29,673 ...and post my photo and bio-data on a matrimonial site. 458 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,347 Boys will line up to marry me. 459 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,713 We will interview them... 460 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:40,719 ...and choose the most greedy scoundrel. 461 00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:42,650 I will marry him in a fake ceremony. 462 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:45,285 The next day we will use 498a... 463 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:49,560 ...and file a dowry harassment case against the groom and his family. 464 00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:53,059 To avoid jail-time they will agree to an out of court settlement. 465 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:56,870 We will then ask for eighty lakhs in cash! They will have to pay up. 466 00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:00,736 We will take that money and off to New York. 467 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:02,503 Isn't it a great idea! 468 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:08,507 You want to bribe me with dinner to pass this dangerous plan? 469 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,048 There's no danger Booji! 470 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,281 Shut up... just shut up! 471 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:17,152 Never speak of this stupid plan again! 472 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:18,185 Let's go! 473 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:19,361 You think you're too smart... trying to use 498a 474 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:20,225 Booji! 475 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,228 Hey ldrees, clean table number seven 476 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,033 - Slalekum! - Walekum 477 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,368 My tea today! 478 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:38,473 You're up very early. 479 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:40,341 I was planning all night. 480 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:46,887 We will change our name, dress, appearance and look for our target. 481 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:50,049 Not here, everyone knows us in Hyderabad. In some other city. 482 00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:51,492 Don't start again! 483 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,354 Listen to the full plan at least... 484 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:55,022 We will go fully prepared. 485 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,396 I've found out the name of the guy who makes fake passports... 486 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,798 ...here in Laad Bazaar, he'll make it in two days. 487 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,938 Don't worry, I will wear a veil while giving the photo and money. 488 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,531 - He wont recognize... - Stop it now! 489 00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:07,706 If Bilqees and Rukmani hear this, they will report you. 490 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:12,309 We will have to buy hundred dirhams... 491 00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:14,678 ...we will photocopy those and make bundles. 492 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:15,845 What? 493 00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:19,453 We need cash for all this, so break the dowry deposit. 494 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,285 It will finance the whole mission. 495 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,019 Where did you learn all this from? 496 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:24,225 The internet has everything... 497 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:26,296 ...from child delivery to bomb making, all recipes. 498 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,696 Anyway... One minute... Bhopal, Ahmedabad, Delhi, Lucknow. 499 00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:31,234 - Where do you want to go? - Jail! 500 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,603 Tell me Booji, I have to book the tickets. 501 00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:37,363 Booji! 502 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,508 The whole world asks for dowry! 503 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:44,339 If I con some money out of a greedy dowry monger, what's the big deal? 504 00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:49,684 In India, one woman is killed for dowry every hour! 505 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,520 I swear by Google... see for yourself. 506 00:31:56,481 --> 00:32:00,054 Booji, we've been insulted a lot. 507 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:01,859 Now we will avenge those insults. 508 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,562 We will fulfill our dreams. 509 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,335 Don't marry, if you don't want to. 510 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,166 If you want to study... study right here in India. 511 00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:11,440 We have Fashion Designing here too. 512 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:16,001 I will only study in the New York College. 513 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:19,741 If you don't want to help, then don't. I will do everything myself. 514 00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:21,676 If you commit this crime Gullu... 515 00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:24,647 I will report you myself and send you to jail. 516 00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:27,752 Ok, I will marry the "Bilu Flim" jerk tomorrow. 517 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,653 He will make me watch them as well. 518 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:31,024 Gullu don't be stubbborn... 519 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,687 Who knows, he will make a blue film of me! 520 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:33,895 Then you'll be happy? 521 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,030 Gullu! Gullu! 522 00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:38,295 Gullu won't you say Khuda Hafiz? 523 00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:41,300 Ok don't, I won't either! 524 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,606 Booji! Booji! 525 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:53,772 Did you get hurt? 526 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:55,048 What happened? 527 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:56,983 Don't you know how to drive? 528 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,180 - Sorry, I blew the horn... - What happened? 529 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,017 - ...but he didn't hear madam... - I'm alright, it's just a scratch. 530 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:01,055 I'm fine, I'm fine. 531 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,451 Let it be...come let's go. 532 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,360 I should call Mohan Rao. 533 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:06,428 - Let it be now... - Should we call an ambulance? 534 00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,997 No, thank you so much. Thank you. 535 00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:11,161 Sir please listen to me. 536 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:15,471 Sir my father has had an accident, how can I leave him alone? 537 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,139 It's an emergency leave Sir. 538 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:25,012 Fine, fire me if you like, but I can't come today. 539 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,307 Fine. 540 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:27,710 Idiot! 541 00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:31,849 Come on, don't fuss. 542 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:38,521 Gullu... If I had been crushed... you, on your own...? 543 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:43,499 Why are you scared? Nothing will happen to you. 544 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,900 I won't trouble you again... Sorry! 545 00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:48,764 Why should you be sorry? 546 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:54,405 Before something really happens to me, we will fulfill your dream. 547 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,341 Come on, let's go to New York. 548 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,411 - No Booji, no... - Yes! 549 00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:05,515 If the whole world is feeding off dishonesty... 550 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:07,984 ...why should we starve by being honest? 551 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:10,555 I couldn't become a lawyer... 552 00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:14,028 ...but you will definitely become a Fashion Designer. 553 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:18,259 So what's the plan, where will we go to trap our prey? 554 00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:25,133 Bhopal, Ahmedabad, Lucknow, Delhi? 555 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:26,638 Lucknow. 556 00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:28,304 Good choice partner. 557 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,945 The food is great in Lucknow. 558 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:14,984 Daddy... stop scratching. 559 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:17,987 My beard itches... more so when I'm nervous! 560 00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:21,157 Then scratch stylishly... like this! 561 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:28,135 Good morning, Sir. 562 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,667 - Daddy, what are you doing? - I'm sorry! 563 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:33,871 I'm sorry! 564 00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:37,571 Sir, my payment? 565 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:41,814 One... 566 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:43,845 - Two... - Excuse me? 567 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:46,048 I'm sorry! 568 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:03,699 Sorry! 569 00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:05,340 What are you doing? 570 00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:08,267 Keep your hand here. 571 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,148 Daddy... 572 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:29,127 Welcome sir! 573 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:32,996 - Namaste, Ma'am! - Welcome, Sir! 574 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:33,999 Namaste, Sir! 575 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:35,497 Thank you. 576 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,533 One big size soot please. 577 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:43,276 Sorry? 578 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,004 One king size suite please 579 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,480 - Suite - Sure... your names please. 580 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,018 Abdul Qad... 581 00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:55,048 Habibullah, Sania Habibullah. 582 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:56,748 Shahriyar Habibullah. 583 00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,327 Ma'am your Photo ld's please 584 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,836 - Done? - Yes Ma'am. Thank you 585 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:09,165 Thank you so much 586 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:12,840 Habibullah... Habibullah... Habibullah. 587 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,638 What's your name? My name is Shahriyar Habibullah. 588 00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:15,336 What's your name? 589 00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:22,978 This can't be our room... 590 00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:25,686 - Daddy! - No sir, this is your room. 591 00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:28,655 - Sure? - Yes Sir! 592 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,996 Good day Sir. Good day Ma'am. 593 00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:10,488 - Good day... - Good day... 594 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:14,827 Oh! 595 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:16,531 Yes 596 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,472 Thank you Ma'am. Have a nice day! 597 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:27,507 Get up, why are you sitting? 598 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,483 I'm practising to be Habibullah. 599 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,784 Done... come now, there is a lot to do... 600 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:48,062 Here, your phone is ready. 601 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,197 - Should I call Ismail Qureshi? -Yes, Ismail Qureshi! 602 00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:01,443 Hello Slalekum, this is Abdul Qadir speaking! 603 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:02,576 Shahriyar Habibullah! 604 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,517 Habibullah Habibullah Shahriyar Habibullah! 605 00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:08,284 - Who is this damn Habibullah? - Ok relax, relax, relax... relax. 606 00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:12,127 Shahriyar Habibullah, Shahriyar Habibullah. 607 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:17,023 Hello, yes, Slalekum... This is Shahriyar Habibullah speaking. 608 00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:21,103 No, not from Dubai, we're in Lucknow right now. 609 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:23,973 Are you Ismail Qureshi? 610 00:39:24,829 --> 00:39:27,901 You had put your bio-data on the matrimonial website. 611 00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:30,673 Yes, I want to fix the time of appointment. 612 00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:34,910 Please come at ten... 613 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:38,181 ...no, no, not at night, ten in the morning. 614 00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:40,155 Yes, Khuda Hafiz. 615 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:43,926 - Done! - Done. Easy? 616 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:45,426 Now you'll make the next call? 617 00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:47,724 Yes, this is Shahriyar Habibullah speaking. 618 00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:48,796 Yes! Yes! 619 00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:50,992 This is Shahriyar Habibullah... 620 00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:54,664 ...to fix the marriage-interview appointment... 621 00:39:55,426 --> 00:39:56,632 ...please come at twelve. 622 00:39:57,195 --> 00:39:58,572 Obviously, you will come with your son... 623 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:01,170 Mr. Babbar Khan, this is Shahriyar Habibullah. 624 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,875 I've called to give you your time slot... 625 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:07,145 ...four thirty at the Jahanpanah 'soot' 626 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:09,951 - ...no don't wear a suit. - Suite Booji, suite. 627 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,316 Please come to the Jahanpanah suite. 628 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:14,089 If you're busy, we're busier! 629 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,948 We can't wait a week for you. 630 00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:19,884 No Mr. Abbas you listen to me... 631 00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:23,698 ...come at 7pm tomorrow or else, goodbye! 632 00:40:24,522 --> 00:40:27,093 Does the bride's family ever take a proposal to the groom's house? 633 00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:30,703 Your appointment is for seven thirty. 634 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:34,743 You can come at seven fifteen and ask anyone in the lobby, 635 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:37,513 "May I want to see Shahriyar Habibullah from Dubai". 636 00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:39,982 Our room is called the Jahapanah suite! 637 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:43,875 From Haidaﬂ Kabab, Taﬁq Haider aka Tam. 638 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:48,889 Great, now even cooks are looking for brides on matrimonial sites 639 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,884 Who knows this kabab might get slaughtered himself. 640 00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:58,631 Hello... Shahriyar Habibullah speaking, is this Tariq Haider? 641 00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:00,535 Ok, his father? 642 00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:07,366 Please note the time, tomorrow 8 pm. Khuda Hafiz! 643 00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:08,808 Ok, next... 644 00:41:10,735 --> 00:41:11,645 All done. 645 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,950 The entire day has gone into making calls. 646 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:17,747 I'm terribly hungry. Where's the menu? 647 00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:22,051 Dal, 250 rupees! Curry, 500 rupees! 648 00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:24,825 Chapatti, 75 rupees! 649 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,758 ls their barbecue studded with diamonds? 650 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:30,960 It's a five star Booji, so the rates are also five star. 651 00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:33,002 No! I don't like this waste of money... 652 00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:40,300 See this...dal is 50, veg curry 75, kofta 50 and roti only 20. 653 00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:44,178 This is Haidari kabab, the one that belongs to Tariq Haider! 654 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,049 Here, Haidari kabab has arrived 655 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:58,890 Tariq bhai, table for five of us! 656 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,826 How much longer Tariq? 657 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:02,055 Half an hour is up, Tariq bhai... 658 00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:04,190 Wait! Wait! Everyone will get a table... 659 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:08,259 Ok, next number...Julie! 660 00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:10,973 - Julie! - Yes, we here...we here! 661 00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:13,372 - Come, come, come... you hungry? - Yes. 662 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:16,070 Tariq! I am waiting for an hour... 663 00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:18,069 ...but you are giving entry to the "white" dames. 664 00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:20,816 Mr. Chaudhary, they will eat fast, feel good... 665 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,510 ...and then burp praises of Haidari Kabab on Facebook... 666 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:24,143 - ...the whole world will listen... - Okay, okay. 667 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:25,083 Hang on for a few minutes... 668 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:26,849 ...till then wash down a seekh with cold-drinks... 669 00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:27,581 Ok, ok...hurry up 670 00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:29,056 Mateen, 4 seekh plates for Mr. Chaudhary... 671 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:30,717 - I'll just get it Taru bhai - What is this Tariq... 672 00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:32,590 - I've been waiting a long time... - You're next...almost there... 673 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:35,026 Ateeq, menu here... think of the order till then... 674 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:37,690 - Ok madam, come... - Yes. 675 00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:40,199 -You U.S? - No... 676 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,369 Amrica, England? 677 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,033 No, I am from Germany... 678 00:42:44,362 --> 00:42:46,774 Oh ho...Germany... Germany football... 679 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,169 So delicious... so delicious... like Haidari Kabab... 680 00:42:49,968 --> 00:42:51,345 My friend is from England. 681 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:54,040 Oh...England Queen... Queen also very delicious... 682 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,178 - Ok madams, here is your table - Yes... Thank you 683 00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:01,918 Okay. So, what's the special? 684 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:03,181 - Special - Yup 685 00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:04,190 O kaY- 686 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:06,124 This ispecial, this ispecial... 687 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:07,557 ...all ispecial no ordinary... 688 00:43:09,954 --> 00:43:11,126 I order? Cheap and best... 689 00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:13,124 - Okay? - Okay? 690 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:14,966 - Hey Maxeen... -Yes Tam Bhai 691 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,866 Two plates kabab, two sheekhs, two meat balls, two kofta, 692 00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:19,134 ...four chapattis at table number sixteen... Two kheer, two kulfi... 693 00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:20,437 I'll just get it brother 694 00:43:20,798 --> 00:43:24,746 Ok...what about Julab Gamun? 695 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:29,141 Julaab Gamun! Oh my... Gulab Jamuno... 696 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,586 - Hey Maxeen, -Yes Tam bhai... 697 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,019 2 gulab jamuns as well. 698 00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:34,648 Right away, with sugar syrup 699 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:38,227 Sania Habibullah? 700 00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:41,963 Father-in-law... Shahriyar Habibullah! 701 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:44,091 Coming 702 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:45,667 My God he is so yummy... 703 00:43:46,224 --> 00:43:47,703 When did you arrive? 704 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,038 Didn't recognize me? 705 00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:52,166 My portrait is posted on the matrimonial site... 706 00:43:53,031 --> 00:43:54,203 I have an appointment with you tomorrow... 707 00:43:54,899 --> 00:43:55,900 - Hey Mateen - Yes bhai? 708 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,035 Special feerni here... 709 00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:00,046 You haven't paid, have you? 710 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,713 Hey Mateen, have you taken their payment? 711 00:44:02,907 --> 00:44:03,783 Yes I have... 712 00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:06,019 Dimwit, can't you see who they are? 713 00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:07,950 Are you trying to insult us by taking money from them? 714 00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:09,855 Go get the money back... 715 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,654 Allow us to pay the bill... 716 00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:14,329 Why will you pay, you're my father-in-law-uncle! 717 00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:16,860 That will be decided tomorrow... after the interview. 718 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:18,293 For now we will pay. 719 00:44:18,623 --> 00:44:19,328 Let's go daddy! 720 00:44:19,557 --> 00:44:21,264 Khuda Hafiz. We'll meet tomorrow 721 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,003 Look now, myself Big Boss...Haidari Kabab. 722 00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:27,543 I will decide who pays here and who doesn't. 723 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:32,975 We ate, we decide. 724 00:44:33,471 --> 00:44:35,678 Sania... he is saying so lovingly, so we should relent. 725 00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:37,975 Love?! This is hooliganism! 726 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:40,883 ls your daughter so uptight about everything? 727 00:44:41,646 --> 00:44:44,286 Excuse me! I am not uptight! 728 00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:49,491 Here's the money... including tip... 729 00:44:49,754 --> 00:44:51,700 ...we're going, the bill is settled. 730 00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:54,727 But the heart is not settled madam. 731 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,834 Please take this money, or else... 732 00:44:56,894 --> 00:44:57,702 Or else? 733 00:44:58,696 --> 00:44:59,606 Or else, what? 734 00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:03,806 Arm-wrestle with me... winner pays the bill. 735 00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:04,969 We're leaving... Come on. 736 00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:07,405 Okay let's see what you got. 737 00:45:07,805 --> 00:45:08,806 No Sania... 738 00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:12,852 It was a joke madam. You're a very serious number. 739 00:45:13,478 --> 00:45:14,821 Was the curry too spicy? 740 00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:16,822 - Mateena, get madam a cold drink. - Right away! 741 00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:18,359 Don't create a scene Sania... 742 00:45:18,616 --> 00:45:20,289 We can't let him insult us like this. 743 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,425 Swear on kabab... no insulting madam... 744 00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:23,522 Shut up and start. 745 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:27,325 Cheers for Taru bhai! 746 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,626 Cheers for Taru bhai! 747 00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:29,870 Cheers for Taru bhai! 748 00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:31,195 Cheers for Taru bhai! 749 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:32,363 Cheers for Taru bhai! 750 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:33,640 Cheers for Taru bhai! 751 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,502 Hey...you didn't even say ready, steady, go... 752 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:40,313 Oh, you weren't ready Mr. Macho? I am always ready. 753 00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:42,518 - Sorry better luck next time. - Come on now 754 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:46,347 Actually... for you, there will be no next time. 755 00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:50,682 Your interview... cancelled. Your appoint... cancelled. 756 00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:53,522 - Got it! Cancelled! - Yes yes, it's cancelled... 757 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,458 But what have I done Madam? 758 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:57,556 Just a little welcoming. 759 00:45:58,156 --> 00:45:59,829 In Lucknow, we treat a guest like God. 760 00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:00,665 Chauffe r. 761 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,906 Anyway I am not dying for an appointment with you... 762 00:46:04,128 --> 00:46:06,165 I am busy with appointments from morning to night. 763 00:46:14,672 --> 00:46:16,652 -And Taru bhai, all well? - Here you go... 764 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:22,853 All well? 765 00:46:24,849 --> 00:46:25,850 Tuck your shin in at least... 766 00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,623 - It's a style papa... - Save this style for home. 767 00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:31,296 Mr. Tiwari... 768 00:46:31,489 --> 00:46:32,729 - How are you? - How are you sir? 769 00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:33,358 All good 770 00:46:33,491 --> 00:46:35,664 Which room is Sania Habibullah staying in? 771 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,295 Jahapanah suite... 772 00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:38,634 Oh! Suite! 773 00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:41,175 Ateeq, Mateen... 774 00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:43,208 -Yes, Taru Bhai - Come on, pick up the artillery 775 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:44,305 Come! 776 00:46:52,944 --> 00:46:54,184 Mr. Abbas and Family 777 00:46:58,382 --> 00:46:59,292 Brothers! 778 00:47:02,286 --> 00:47:03,663 Aren't we all brothers? 779 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:10,235 Hungry and thirsty... how long have you been waiting? 780 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,171 And now it's lunch-time. 781 00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:14,773 So on behalf of Haidari Kabab, banish hunger... 782 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,840 ...enjoy our kababs brothers! 783 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,109 Twenty lakhs! 784 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:21,845 Twenty lakhs? 785 00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:25,553 Ok nineteen lakhs... but not a penny less. 786 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:27,422 Colonel Abbas... 787 00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:29,288 Major Abbas... 788 00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:30,721 Madam... 789 00:47:31,449 --> 00:47:32,553 Thank you very much! 790 00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:35,160 So the marriage is fixed! 791 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:39,725 We have 300 grocery stores in Dubai. 500 taxis. 792 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:41,929 5000 employees work under us. 793 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,830 Habibullah Group of Companies' annual turnover is 200 crores... 794 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:49,470 ...and you're insulting us by asking for mere 20 lakhs! 795 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:50,678 How dare you? 796 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:51,938 - Please get out! - C'mon son... 797 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,674 - How dare they ask for only 20 lakhs? - C'mon...we've been insulted enough! 798 00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:55,342 Are we mad that we'll accept your proposal? 799 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:58,544 How dare you insult us? Come on, get out. 800 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:00,152 Out. Get out from here 801 00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:01,316 I said out 802 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:05,589 What are you doing... you're over-acting. 803 00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:06,822 What over-acting... 804 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:11,291 Father is a Colonel, son's a Major! My heart was pounding with fear. 805 00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:13,029 How did a Colonel get here? 806 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:16,305 I had made sure no IPS or IAS officer... 807 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,930 ...no police, no army man comes in... 808 00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,235 I had checked... 809 00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:23,001 But you did well...very well. What authority! 810 00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:25,041 - Was it good? - Yes... 811 00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:27,442 Let's call the next one then? 812 00:48:27,805 --> 00:48:29,341 Wait, let me just check the camera... 813 00:48:31,108 --> 00:48:34,055 I'm really enjoying being a millionaire... 814 00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:37,489 Until now, we used to be scared of the boy's families... 815 00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:42,727 ...now they are wetting their pants because of us. 816 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,027 Come, who's the next candidate? 817 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:48,994 Come on in...we'll make you wet your pants... 818 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:51,867 Father-in-law uncle! 819 00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:52,963 You can't barge in like this! 820 00:48:53,164 --> 00:48:54,541 - May I come in? - Meaning? 821 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:56,677 Myself Tariq Haidar... 822 00:48:56,967 --> 00:48:59,345 You cannot come in. Your appointment was cancelled. 823 00:48:59,437 --> 00:48:59,847 Out. 824 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,746 I haven't come for the appointment Madam. 825 00:49:01,806 --> 00:49:02,409 So then? 826 00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:06,521 For you, with my own hands. 827 00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:10,316 Excuse me... We don't want to talk to you about anything. 828 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:11,787 Have you forgotten yesterday's defeat? 829 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,892 You gate crasher, I'll send you to jail. 830 00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:19,660 Uncle... 831 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,640 Hello reception... Yes there is a man...here... 832 00:49:53,424 --> 00:49:56,200 My great-great-grand-father used to say... 833 00:49:57,628 --> 00:49:59,733 ...don't ever break the customer's heart... 834 00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:04,543 To mend hearts... here are kababs made from his recipe. 835 00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:09,514 I've come only to serve these kababs... 836 00:50:11,575 --> 00:50:13,987 There's biryani, bread, curry, feerni... 837 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,456 ...and papa-mummy as well outside. 838 00:50:18,082 --> 00:50:18,890 Want to eat? 839 00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:20,724 Want to meet? 840 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:33,970 - This one, give me this piece. - This one. 841 00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:39,479 It's very good... 842 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,215 Where's your fork? 843 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,579 Daddy pick up your fork... 844 00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:58,228 - Shahi tukda - Thank you! 845 00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:00,368 Hmmmmyummm... 846 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:03,329 By Allah's grace we have everything Mr. Habibullah. 847 00:51:04,128 --> 00:51:06,130 But we have to consider our traditions, customs... 848 00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:08,534 ...community, society... 849 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,644 Mr. Haidari... speak openly. 850 00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:12,674 - Sania noting! - Yes noting! 851 00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:13,576 Noting! 852 00:51:19,276 --> 00:51:20,687 Will you please put the tiffin-box down... 853 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:22,155 ...aunty's face is getting blocked. 854 00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:28,723 - Anything else? - No... thank you so much! 855 00:51:30,221 --> 00:51:33,065 What can I say Mr. Habibullah, I'm sure you understand. 856 00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,193 Fridge double door... 857 00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:37,498 ...washing machine front loading, 858 00:51:38,195 --> 00:51:39,731 AC split AC... 859 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,873 ...such everyday items are a given. 860 00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,047 Yes jewellery... 861 00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:50,885 Two gold sets, two silver sets and one diamond set will do... 862 00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:54,551 And one car... that is compulsory nowadays. 863 00:51:55,312 --> 00:51:58,191 A Skoda will do. 864 00:51:58,549 --> 00:51:59,493 Anything else? 865 00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:00,990 - And... - That's all. 866 00:52:03,921 --> 00:52:04,991 Sania total? 867 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:07,864 Um... forty two lakhs. 868 00:52:08,526 --> 00:52:09,334 Only forty two lakhs? 869 00:52:09,527 --> 00:52:11,473 Round figure, make it forty. 870 00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:24,349 Three lakhs, forty thousand dirhams... 871 00:52:25,442 --> 00:52:27,752 ...you can convert it and get whatever you want. 872 00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:31,188 By today's conversion rate, its approximately forty lakhs. 873 00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:32,352 Approximately forty lakhs. 874 00:52:34,351 --> 00:52:37,195 Now the girl's demands. 875 00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:41,903 Of course, today girls are walking chest to chest with boys. 876 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,494 Shoulder to shoulder papa. 877 00:52:43,694 --> 00:52:45,901 Yes, I meant shoulder to shoulder... 878 00:52:46,063 --> 00:52:49,306 Our country's Prime Minister was a woman... 879 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:51,008 ...even our President was a woman... 880 00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:52,069 The wedding will be in two days. 881 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:54,048 Two days? 882 00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:58,682 My heart is eighty percent blocked... it can fail anytime. 883 00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:01,187 I want to settle my daughter at the earliest. 884 00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:05,620 Invitation cards, fancy clothes, relatives... all waste of money. 885 00:53:05,983 --> 00:53:06,984 Waste is a sin... 886 00:53:07,485 --> 00:53:09,465 It will be a simple wedding, right here in this room... 887 00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:10,793 ...bride, groom, you and I. 888 00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:13,531 The bride and groom will solemnize the wedding themselves... 889 00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:17,301 ...according to Islam, there's no need for a priest... 890 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:18,632 ...only two witnesses are needed. 891 00:53:19,263 --> 00:53:22,335 If you accept my conditions, then it's a deal. If not, you can leave. 892 00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:23,803 There are others waiting outside. 893 00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:25,575 - But... - We accept! 894 00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:27,882 We accept all your conditions. 895 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,485 - Day after tomorrow, wedding. - One minute. 896 00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:33,879 Simple wedding... like! 897 00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:34,815 O kaY- 898 00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:37,685 Bride and groom solemnize the wedding themselvesmlike that too! 899 00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:38,518 O kaY- 900 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:41,693 But make her my wife... without knowing her...not like! 901 00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:42,656 Meaning? 902 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:44,096 I need three days... with your daughter. 903 00:53:44,288 --> 00:53:45,164 Are you crazy? 904 00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:48,166 - What are you saying? - Have you lost your mind? 905 00:53:48,893 --> 00:53:49,871 One minute please. 906 00:53:50,194 --> 00:53:53,038 We can all see Sania Habibullah is very beautiful. 907 00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:56,404 But beauty alone is not everything. I too am a beauty! 908 00:53:57,067 --> 00:54:00,048 She's uptight, she's feisty... that's all I know about her. 909 00:54:00,437 --> 00:54:02,280 She knows nothing about me either. 910 00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:07,454 To become life-partners we have to go beyond beauty. 911 00:54:09,146 --> 00:54:12,457 Let's see if we can tolerate each other for three days. 912 00:54:13,317 --> 00:54:16,321 If we are to get along, we will in three days... 913 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,161 If we do get along we will get married, or else bye bye... 914 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,031 Do you agree? 915 00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:22,799 Do not agree! 916 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:24,529 We're giving forty lakhs in dowry... 917 00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:26,331 ...that's all you need to know about me. 918 00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:29,074 If you want to marry me, you will have to accept my conditions too. 919 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:30,177 No way. 920 00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:31,642 As per our customs, boys and girls... 921 00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:33,476 ...don't roam around openly before marriage. 922 00:54:33,671 --> 00:54:35,947 Then let's meet behind closed doors... 923 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:38,282 - How dare you Tariq Haidar? - Joke madam, joke! 924 00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:40,648 In any case, day after is Holi. 925 00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:43,020 On Holi everyone plays holi here, nobody gets married. 926 00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:45,587 Day after that is Saturday, very busy day. 927 00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:47,493 If the wedding can't happen till Sunday... 928 00:54:47,551 --> 00:54:48,996 ...why not spend the three days with me. 929 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:52,864 No... This spending time business is not possible. 930 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:53,967 Not possible! 931 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:58,599 Ok, we'll take my cousin sister Fareeda for safety... My safety... 932 00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:03,138 No, thank you very much. Goodbye. 933 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:08,540 Ok goodbye! 934 00:55:08,772 --> 00:55:09,614 Thank you very much. 935 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,175 Come on papa-mummy. Let's go. 936 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,817 Listen Tariq, you're making a big mistake. 937 00:55:13,911 --> 00:55:16,289 - We'll talk in the car. - Why don't you explain to him... 938 00:55:16,413 --> 00:55:18,723 He's always stubborn... never listens to others... 939 00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:19,794 Yes please leave... 940 00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:22,430 ...far better boys than your son are lined up outside. 941 00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:25,465 - Oh really? Khuda Hafiz! - Khuda Hafiz! 942 00:55:25,789 --> 00:55:26,563 Khuda Hafiz! 943 00:55:31,295 --> 00:55:34,037 On the right...the yellow house is of candidate number 12. 944 00:55:34,698 --> 00:55:36,302 What tall claims he was making... 945 00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:39,074 ...that all of Lucknow eats eggs from his poultry... 946 00:55:39,436 --> 00:55:42,713 One who lives in this ruin will never have the settlement money. 947 00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:43,647 Cut his name... 948 00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:46,651 That's why I wanted to see for myself... 949 00:55:46,744 --> 00:55:48,189 ...the financial status of the candidates... 950 00:55:48,312 --> 00:55:49,484 ...before choosing the prey. 951 00:55:49,713 --> 00:55:52,455 How do we know who's lying, can't trust anyone... 952 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:56,361 Wait, wait... 953 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,022 Tariq Haidar's house. 954 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:00,596 What an amazing mansion 955 00:56:01,091 --> 00:56:01,967 It is... 956 00:56:04,394 --> 00:56:05,498 They have 3 cars! 957 00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:10,012 Yes! That red one is too sexy Booji. 958 00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:12,644 - It's too amazing - Yes, sorry 959 00:56:12,836 --> 00:56:13,974 One thing is clear... 960 00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:18,009 A court case will damage their reputation the most. 961 00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:19,487 They are wealthy too. 962 00:56:19,843 --> 00:56:22,619 They will be able to immediately pay the cash we demand. What say? 963 00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:24,417 All that is fine... 964 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:26,659 ...but I will have to roam around Lucknow for three days... 965 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:27,991 ...with that kababster Tariq! 966 00:56:28,285 --> 00:56:29,821 And what if he says no after three days? 967 00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:34,163 We won't let him... I'll play negative, you play positive. 968 00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:35,028 Meaning? 969 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:38,004 Meaning... I will bad mouth everything he does... 970 00:56:38,262 --> 00:56:39,570 ...but you praise him. 971 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,637 He will surely end up liking you. 972 00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:44,805 Yes. 973 00:56:46,537 --> 00:56:49,643 Her father was ready, your parents were ready... 974 00:56:49,806 --> 00:56:52,184 ...even the dowry was enough to keep our head held high. 975 00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:55,023 What was the need to put these stupid conditions Taru? 976 00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:58,349 If she likes me even a little bit, she will agree. 977 00:56:58,448 --> 00:57:00,519 And if she doesn't? You're getting old... 978 00:57:00,784 --> 00:57:01,922 When will he marry? 979 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:04,288 I will marry the one who loves me at least a little bit... 980 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:05,764 ...if not a whole lot. 981 00:57:05,989 --> 00:57:07,525 No chance of you finding someone who will love you. 982 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,829 Wherever you go, you put these conditions. 983 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:13,169 Or tell us where we can find you a fairy queen... 984 00:57:13,397 --> 00:57:15,035 ...we'll go and get her... 985 00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:25,146 So Taru, did she accept your condition? 986 00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:27,915 She will accept Mr. Chaudhary, she will. 987 00:57:27,978 --> 00:57:29,685 Did she call? 988 00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:30,983 She will Nanhe miyan... 989 00:57:31,248 --> 00:57:32,989 If she doesn't call, what will you do Taru bhai? 990 00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:34,791 Then where will you get a moon-like bride for yourself? 991 00:57:51,535 --> 00:57:52,843 I want not the moon, 992 00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:55,076 Nor the night bird, 993 00:57:56,173 --> 00:58:00,246 Nor a slice of sky. 994 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:01,949 I want not the light, 995 00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:04,217 Nor a fairy 996 00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:09,454 Nor a fairy-face. 997 00:58:09,753 --> 00:58:10,891 She who walks with me, 998 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:12,092 She who tastes with me, 999 00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:14,261 Each joy and each sweet sorrow. 1000 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:15,595 I'll wake her from her dreams... 1001 00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:16,796 In my arms I'll make her sleep, 1002 00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:17,929 I'll pamper her, 1003 00:58:17,961 --> 00:58:19,668 I'll feed her all my life, 1004 00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:24,468 The heart has laid out a buffet, 1005 00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:30,851 The heart has laid out a buffet, it's the feast of love. 1006 00:58:35,979 --> 00:58:38,050 If you accept the invitation, please do come my love. 1007 00:58:38,148 --> 00:58:40,059 It's the feast of love. 1008 00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:47,632 The heart has laid out a buffet 1009 00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:24,268 I have laid out a carpet of clouds for you... 1010 00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:28,973 I have decked out trays of stars for you... 1011 00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:33,679 Why did you trouble the moon and stars for me? 1012 00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:37,975 Wherever I go sunshine follows me 1013 00:59:38,475 --> 00:59:42,651 Your words are sugary sweet... 1014 00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:47,494 What about your feast? ls it sweet as your words? 1015 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:52,162 If you come, my bland party will turn delicious. 1016 00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:56,837 If your party is bland, why should I come? 1017 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:58,438 If you tell me to... 1018 00:59:58,528 --> 01:00:02,271 I will fire all the dishes with the warmth of my heart... 1019 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:05,643 The heart has laid out a buffet, 1020 01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:12,384 The heart has laid out a buffet, it is the feast of love. 1021 01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:19,486 If you accept the invitation, please do come my love. 1022 01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:21,756 It is the feast of love. 1023 01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:40,337 Feast of love, It's the feast of love. 1024 01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:49,414 Love mixed in the drinks for the feast of love. 1025 01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:54,124 That's adulteration in the feast of love. 1026 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:58,791 Only the fortunate get invited to the feast of love. 1027 01:00:58,922 --> 01:01:03,462 Who has the time to waste, on the feast of love. 1028 01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:05,832 Don't dismiss, just taste. 1029 01:01:06,062 --> 01:01:08,133 Don't hyper-ventilate. 1030 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:10,439 Let's get connected 1031 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,639 Let's think about it 1032 01:01:12,702 --> 01:01:14,978 Not with thought, nor with tact, 1033 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:18,153 I've invited you with my heart. 1034 01:01:24,381 --> 01:01:28,454 Ok then...l accept... 1035 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:35,067 I accept your feast of love. 1036 01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:39,704 Yes Sir, I agree to your feast of love. 1037 01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:00,289 It's the feast of love... 1038 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:03,727 It's the feast of love... 1039 01:02:03,954 --> 01:02:07,527 It's the feast of love... 1040 01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:11,534 It's love, it's love, the feast of love... 1041 01:02:11,661 --> 01:02:15,370 It's the feast of love... 1042 01:02:15,699 --> 01:02:16,643 It's love! 1043 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:25,215 Come on Farru 1044 01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:32,893 Remember, you positive, me negative. 1045 01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:37,263 Slalekum! Hope you slept peacefully last night. 1046 01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:40,129 No peace at all... your hotels are rubbish... 1047 01:02:40,357 --> 01:02:41,097 Our Dubai has the best... 1048 01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:43,865 Oh daddy, their hotels are fine too. 1049 01:02:44,828 --> 01:02:47,866 Hello Fareeda. You've come to take us sight-seeing? 1050 01:02:48,064 --> 01:02:50,044 I have no interest in being a third wheel! 1051 01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:53,507 But Taru bhai promised me a new phone if I agree to come along. 1052 01:02:53,703 --> 01:02:55,876 My phone is too old. That's the only reason I'm here. 1053 01:02:56,740 --> 01:02:58,151 Fareeda and her tall-tales! 1054 01:02:59,376 --> 01:03:01,515 Come on Sania. Uncle, Khuda Hafiz. 1055 01:03:02,512 --> 01:03:03,684 Uncle will go as well. 1056 01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:04,885 Uncle will go as well? 1057 01:03:05,682 --> 01:03:06,888 If Fareeda has come with you... 1058 01:03:07,084 --> 01:03:09,223 ...someone from our side will have to go as her body guard. 1059 01:03:09,886 --> 01:03:11,593 Come on uncle, your daughter doesn't need a body guard... 1060 01:03:11,888 --> 01:03:13,561 ...she can bury ten bodies with one hand. 1061 01:03:13,724 --> 01:03:15,328 Come on Sania, he doesn't agree. 1062 01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:17,065 No no... come, please come. 1063 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:17,934 If only you had told me... 1064 01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:20,269 I would have brought along papa, mummy, uncles and aunties as well. 1065 01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:21,738 You could have set the tuning with the entire clan. Right? 1066 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:24,636 He is so funny daddy 1067 01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:25,942 Let's go! 1068 01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:27,906 Let's go! 1069 01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:28,915 So Tariq Haider... 1070 01:03:29,072 --> 01:03:31,109 - ...we would like to... - Taru... people call me Taru, sir. 1071 01:03:31,775 --> 01:03:34,585 We won't! It's a weird name-Tar... 1072 01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:37,122 It's not weird daddy, I like it. 1073 01:03:38,448 --> 01:03:39,290 She like it! 1074 01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:41,888 - How are you? - Fine sir. 1075 01:03:43,053 --> 01:03:43,861 Where's the car? 1076 01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:45,695 Here it is, my Impala. 1077 01:03:48,291 --> 01:03:49,827 This red box! 1078 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,732 We will go in this jalopy? 1079 01:03:51,895 --> 01:03:53,806 Entire Lucknow is crazy about my Impala. 1080 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:56,070 Entire Lucknow may be crazy about your Impala... 1081 01:03:56,867 --> 01:03:59,313 ...but Sania is used to luxury cars. 1082 01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:01,311 Get a Mercedes or a Benz, only then will we go. 1083 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:02,349 Or else, let's go back Sania. 1084 01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:06,520 Oh daddy, now that Tariq is insisting... 1085 01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:08,749 I don't mind taking a round or two in his Impala. 1086 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:13,720 Uncle... 1087 01:04:14,551 --> 01:04:16,258 You should get comfortable in the back seat. 1088 01:04:16,352 --> 01:04:16,955 Why? 1089 01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:19,593 Oh daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1090 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,362 I don't mind sitting in front for an hour or so. 1091 01:04:22,826 --> 01:04:24,328 Rickety Impala! 1092 01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:29,741 Uh... Can I drive? 1093 01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:33,176 I'll drive? 1094 01:04:40,977 --> 01:04:41,921 Stop here... 1095 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:43,456 What's here? 1096 01:04:43,913 --> 01:04:45,085 Hazrat Ganj 1097 01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:46,951 Saw it, let's go now? 1098 01:04:47,183 --> 01:04:48,890 If you're in Lucknow and don't go 'Gunjing' in Hazrat Ganj... 1099 01:04:48,952 --> 01:04:50,795 ...you've done nothing father-in-law Uncle. 1100 01:04:50,987 --> 01:04:53,900 Sania is allergic to Gunjing etc, ok? 1101 01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:56,502 Daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1102 01:04:56,626 --> 01:04:59,106 I don't mind doing a round or so of Gunjing. 1103 01:05:01,197 --> 01:05:02,972 The world's best ‘Pani Batashe‘. 1104 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,470 Batashe? 1105 01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:07,378 Why, what is it called in Dubai? ‘Gol Gappe'? 1106 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,076 - Listen - No. 1107 01:05:09,606 --> 01:05:10,414 We won't eat this... 1108 01:05:10,607 --> 01:05:14,077 Sania is allergic to chilies, flies, pot-water... 1109 01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:18,755 Oh daddy...now that Tariq is insisting I don't mind having one or two... 1110 01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:21,322 Let's watch a 'Picture'? 1111 01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:23,893 Or is she allergic to 'Pictures' as well? 1112 01:05:24,154 --> 01:05:26,930 We don't watch 'Pictures', we watch 'Movies'. 1113 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:28,294 That too Hollywood. 1114 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:32,402 Oh! Hollywood! I only like Bolly... 1115 01:05:32,796 --> 01:05:34,605 Once in awhile I watch Holly, if it has action. 1116 01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:36,536 But every Friday, only Bolly. 1117 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:39,442 Oh daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1118 01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:41,948 I don't mind watching a... Bolly! 1119 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,618 What a rubbish 'Picture', even the heroine was so skinny. 1120 01:05:48,211 --> 01:05:51,749 But if you ever become roly-poly, it'll make no difference to me. 1121 01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:56,257 What if I get paunch in the future? 1122 01:05:57,887 --> 01:06:00,231 Let me know now, if you want a body-builder type. 1123 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,860 That you won't get in Taru. 1124 01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:05,669 What's there in the body... thin today, fat tomorrow. 1125 01:06:06,062 --> 01:06:07,803 Beauty should be in the thinking. 1126 01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:12,445 Beauty in thinking! 1127 01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:14,414 Ok Sania. 1128 01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:21,614 For our tuning-setting, there should be no lies between us. Right? 1129 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:23,516 Yes! No... 1130 01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:27,518 In that case... my bio-data posted on the matrimonial site says... 1131 01:06:27,784 --> 01:06:29,457 ...I'm a graduate. 1132 01:06:29,953 --> 01:06:31,432 - Yes! - That's a lie. 1133 01:06:32,255 --> 01:06:33,097 Oh! 1134 01:06:33,690 --> 01:06:34,634 Yes! 1135 01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:37,029 Papa-mummy forced me to write that... 1136 01:06:37,293 --> 01:06:40,968 ...saying now a days no girl is willing to marry less than a graduate. 1137 01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:46,904 The truth is, I failed in the 12th and you're an MBA. Right? 1138 01:06:47,971 --> 01:06:49,348 How will we have tuning-setting? 1139 01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:53,984 People from all over the world come to taste your food. 1140 01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:57,550 So what if you didn't go to college makes no difference. 1141 01:07:01,284 --> 01:07:03,423 But we will educate our kids very well. Right? 1142 01:07:05,088 --> 01:07:06,658 Daddy! Can't see daddy anywhere. 1143 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:07,496 Oh, yes. 1144 01:07:09,492 --> 01:07:11,062 Hadn't he come along as your bodyguard? 1145 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:13,807 Must be with Farru somewhere. 1146 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:17,939 Must have been hard for father-in-law uncle... 1147 01:07:18,001 --> 01:07:19,742 ...after your mummy's death. 1148 01:07:21,237 --> 01:07:22,875 He had to be your mummy and your daddy. 1149 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:28,154 Waking you up, sending you to school, must have done everything... 1150 01:07:29,980 --> 01:07:33,621 You haven't told me your mummy's name. What was her name? 1151 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:35,819 - Noorjahan Qadir. - Noorjahan Qadir... 1152 01:07:37,454 --> 01:07:38,125 Qadir? 1153 01:07:40,023 --> 01:07:41,969 Her surname was Qadir. 1154 01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:43,361 Ok... 1155 01:07:45,028 --> 01:07:48,373 ...she didn't change to Habibullah after marriage? 1156 01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:52,978 Why? Boys don't change their name after marriage... 1157 01:07:53,269 --> 01:07:54,976 ...so why should girls change their name? 1158 01:07:58,541 --> 01:07:59,281 They shouldn't! 1159 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:03,083 Habibullah suit's you best. 1160 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,486 Sania Habibullah. 1161 01:08:06,950 --> 01:08:07,928 I like it. 1162 01:08:11,221 --> 01:08:14,430 So tell me, how many kids? 1163 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:21,772 Daddy will fall ill if he runs around so much... 1164 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,205 - Six, okay? - Daddy 1165 01:08:25,001 --> 01:08:25,809 Twelve-thirteen okay? 1166 01:08:39,983 --> 01:08:46,195 Your luscious attitude makes my intentions snap. 1167 01:08:50,727 --> 01:08:57,576 Your enchanting locks entangle and unravel my promises. 1168 01:09:18,721 --> 01:09:23,602 If not the sea of love, 1169 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:28,965 Give me but a drop, 1170 01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:35,982 Every bit of my heart, prays to you- 1171 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:41,279 You're my prayer, I ask you from you, 1172 01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:45,252 You're my prayer, I believe you are my God, 1173 01:09:45,548 --> 01:09:47,528 You're my prayer... 1174 01:10:04,734 --> 01:10:06,475 You're my prayer... 1175 01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:25,564 Hey Taru! 1176 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:56,223 You toss your wild hair... 1177 01:10:56,619 --> 01:11:00,897 You toss your wild hair and knock me out. 1178 01:11:01,391 --> 01:11:06,238 Your strike bolts with your glowing eyes, and burn me down. 1179 01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:13,573 My youth is a thicket of clouds, my being is fire 1180 01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:19,410 To be imprisoned in my mane, is every young man's desire. 1181 01:11:20,643 --> 01:11:26,116 Yes I burn, but I'm drops of cool intoxication too 1182 01:11:26,249 --> 01:11:26,852 ls it! 1183 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:33,299 I fill a sea within and let it rain love. 1184 01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:39,206 You are Thumri, I'm Dadra... 1185 01:11:39,395 --> 01:11:41,875 We are both exquisite raagas 1186 01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:44,604 Tune your notes with mine... 1187 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,871 ...and let the world sing. 1188 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:55,222 Black, white, my every shade 1189 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:02,862 Prays to you... 1190 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,093 You're my prayer... 1191 01:12:33,082 --> 01:12:35,221 - Oh Sanﬂu - Oh Tam 1192 01:12:35,418 --> 01:12:36,954 - Did you win the match? - We lost the match 1193 01:12:37,086 --> 01:12:38,463 How many runs did you make Shakeel? 1194 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:39,090 Full century 1195 01:12:39,189 --> 01:12:42,432 We lost, we lost, we lost the match 1196 01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:44,301 If you lose next time, no jalebis for you 1197 01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:56,406 Thank you aunty! 1198 01:12:57,307 --> 01:12:59,446 Uncle, is this your aunty? 1199 01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:01,078 She's not aunty, she's uncle's wife. 1200 01:13:01,244 --> 01:13:04,384 Uncle's wife, uncle's wife! 1201 01:13:06,449 --> 01:13:10,261 My blazing heart is now used to you, 1202 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,967 ls now duped by you... 1203 01:13:14,757 --> 01:13:18,603 Slowly my desire for you, 1204 01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:21,971 ls beginning to cross my own boundaries. 1205 01:13:23,366 --> 01:13:28,338 The heart is not satisfied with a drop anymore, 1206 01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:33,718 It wants your sea of love. 1207 01:13:34,377 --> 01:13:37,119 My patience, is impatient for you. 1208 01:13:37,213 --> 01:13:40,751 lt prays to you- 1209 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:46,222 You're my prayer, I ask you from you, 1210 01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:50,361 You're my prayer, I believe you are my God, 1211 01:13:58,568 --> 01:14:00,741 You're my prayer... 1212 01:14:10,546 --> 01:14:12,753 Stop stop Taru, stop. 1213 01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:16,325 Tarn? Huh? 1214 01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,062 You know why I asked you for three days? 1215 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:27,772 So that in three days you could start loving me... 1216 01:14:27,897 --> 01:14:31,037 ...at least a little bit, if not a lot... 1217 01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:33,409 ...so that you marry me for love. 1218 01:14:34,770 --> 01:14:36,113 And if you hadn't fallen in love with me... 1219 01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:38,912 I thought we could become friends. Facebook-type. 1220 01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:44,887 But I do...from Tariq I've come to Taru. 1221 01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:48,727 That's it! That's all I wanted to confirm. 1222 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,659 I am ready. You ready? 1223 01:14:54,957 --> 01:14:56,061 Yes ready. 1224 01:14:57,093 --> 01:14:57,798 Come on then! 1225 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:13,778 You're my prayer, I ask you from you, 1226 01:15:13,943 --> 01:15:17,823 You're my prayer, I believe you are my God, 1227 01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:28,032 You're my prayer... 1228 01:15:28,491 --> 01:15:29,231 My room! 1229 01:15:34,997 --> 01:15:35,975 What is this? 1230 01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:41,277 All top heros and heroines come to Haidari to eat our kababs... 1231 01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:44,114 ...but my top most heroine is this... 1232 01:15:48,911 --> 01:15:49,981 What are you doing Tariq? 1233 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,424 Call me Taru. 1234 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,995 You said you have come from Tariq to Taru. 1235 01:15:59,989 --> 01:16:02,367 But tell me what you're doing. 1236 01:16:02,925 --> 01:16:04,962 I don't want to marry you for your cash value. 1237 01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,631 I want to marry you for your own value. 1238 01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:12,075 The value of your friendship... the value of your beauty... 1239 01:16:12,135 --> 01:16:15,412 ...the value of your smile ...the value of your brains. 1240 01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:24,650 I don't want dowry from your daddy. 1241 01:16:29,018 --> 01:16:32,329 I'm not an item for my papa to sell and your daddy to buy. 1242 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:38,496 Papa doesn't understand. His heart has attacked him once. 1243 01:16:39,795 --> 01:16:40,899 I'm afraid of fighting him... 1244 01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:42,965 ...what if he passes away without seeing his grand-children? 1245 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:44,577 He loves me a lot. 1246 01:16:44,633 --> 01:16:46,203 But this disease of bowing before society... 1247 01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:48,078 ...and It's customs doesn't leave him. 1248 01:16:48,704 --> 01:16:49,478 So, it's like this... 1249 01:16:49,705 --> 01:16:51,378 ...he will not accept our marriage without dowry... 1250 01:16:52,174 --> 01:16:53,380 So you tell your daddy... 1251 01:16:53,543 --> 01:16:55,648 ...to give my papa-mummy this forty lakh rupees as dowry. 1252 01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:58,122 Everyone wins! 1253 01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:05,789 What happened? Shocked? 1254 01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:08,431 Yes... Totally... 1255 01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:10,561 I didn't expected this at all... 1256 01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:23,940 You love me a lot right? 1257 01:17:26,275 --> 01:17:28,380 If I tell you something, you won't be angry? 1258 01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:30,152 No 1259 01:17:30,946 --> 01:17:32,516 You'll forgive me at once? 1260 01:17:33,082 --> 01:17:33,787 Yes 1261 01:17:42,024 --> 01:17:44,630 I'm not Sania...I'm Gullu... 1262 01:17:45,561 --> 01:17:46,335 See... 1263 01:17:48,764 --> 01:17:51,836 I had come to trap you in a dowry case and get money out of you 1264 01:17:53,903 --> 01:17:54,574 Tarn... 1265 01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:58,175 Tarn... 1266 01:17:58,908 --> 01:17:59,852 -Taru... -Gullu... 1267 01:17:59,976 --> 01:18:00,886 Gullu save me... 1268 01:18:01,043 --> 01:18:01,748 Booji! 1269 01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:03,555 -Gullu! - Booji! 1270 01:18:03,713 --> 01:18:04,350 Sania! 1271 01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:06,917 What happened? Shocked? 1272 01:18:08,217 --> 01:18:09,753 Very shocked... 1273 01:18:10,486 --> 01:18:11,965 I didn't expected this at all... 1274 01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:19,738 Sania... I never expected... 1275 01:18:20,263 --> 01:18:22,800 ...that a scrap like me would get a delicacy like you? 1276 01:18:25,801 --> 01:18:29,613 Has anything expected happened between us so far? 1277 01:18:33,276 --> 01:18:34,414 But we're having a good time? Right? 1278 01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:38,759 So, get over the shock and smile. 1279 01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:47,029 But please don't tell papa-mummy about this, it's our private secret. 1280 01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:00,777 Khuda Hafiz 1281 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:04,081 Khuda Hafiz... Taar...ru. 1282 01:19:24,293 --> 01:19:26,364 We have to take care of law and order as well... 1283 01:19:26,495 --> 01:19:28,065 Please get your wife the next time... 1284 01:19:28,130 --> 01:19:29,200 - Yes, please do.. - Yes, sure... 1285 01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:30,505 - Excuse me Ma'am. - Yes? 1286 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:31,577 Can I help you with the bag? 1287 01:19:31,667 --> 01:19:32,441 No. 1288 01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:34,107 - Sure? - Yes. 1289 01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:50,864 He gave you forty lakhs, just like that? 1290 01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:53,962 He has truly fallen in love with you. 1291 01:19:54,523 --> 01:19:55,695 Will you still con him? 1292 01:19:56,225 --> 01:19:56,965 Listen to me... 1293 01:19:57,226 --> 01:19:59,433 If you tell him the truth even once... 1294 01:19:59,895 --> 01:20:02,842 ...he will support you in fulfilling your dreams. 1295 01:20:04,567 --> 01:20:07,070 - Don't be childish, Booji! - How is this being childish? 1296 01:20:07,169 --> 01:20:09,911 Booji...he won't support me, he'll send me tojail. 1297 01:20:10,172 --> 01:20:13,779 Fake currency, fake passport, fake visa... It's very risky. 1298 01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:16,548 Now we're deep into this mess... 1299 01:20:16,912 --> 01:20:19,188 ...there's only one way out... stick to the plan. 1300 01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:20,450 Don't get confused... 1301 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:23,596 ...we will do what we have come for and get out of here. 1302 01:20:25,287 --> 01:20:27,563 Aunty...come closer to Taru Bhai. 1303 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:29,392 Yes, closer. That's it. 1304 01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:31,503 Ready? And... 1305 01:20:33,762 --> 01:20:35,002 - You're glowing aunty... - Let me see... 1306 01:20:35,131 --> 01:20:36,576 Close the button at least. 1307 01:20:36,765 --> 01:20:37,675 It's alright papa. 1308 01:20:37,767 --> 01:20:39,644 - You should look like a groom. - Our Taru is looking so handsome... 1309 01:20:39,735 --> 01:20:41,112 MY Smarty groom. 1310 01:20:42,638 --> 01:20:43,412 WOW! 1311 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:44,749 Allah! 1312 01:20:46,075 --> 01:20:47,520 She's so pretty... 1313 01:20:47,877 --> 01:20:49,879 Let no evil eye cross Sania and Taru's pair... 1314 01:20:51,881 --> 01:20:53,952 Three lakh forty five thousand dirhams. 1315 01:20:55,217 --> 01:20:58,323 There's no need to count...even if a hundred here and there is less... 1316 01:20:58,387 --> 01:20:59,627 ...it's all in the family. 1317 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:00,424 Yes. 1318 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:02,893 I have booked the honeymoon suite for the bride and groom. 1319 01:21:03,058 --> 01:21:05,629 Why? The bride will go home with us after the wedding. 1320 01:21:05,761 --> 01:21:06,865 I'm leaving early tomorrow morning. 1321 01:21:06,896 --> 01:21:08,569 It will be easier for me to say goodbye. 1322 01:21:08,764 --> 01:21:10,175 You can take her home tomorrow. 1323 01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:11,176 But this is not... 1324 01:21:11,834 --> 01:21:14,246 Why not...they can have a comfortable breakfast... 1325 01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:15,947 ...and come home by lunch-time. 1326 01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:18,040 What will you have for lunch dear? 1327 01:21:18,941 --> 01:21:21,649 Lunch? Tomorrow? Anything would do. 1328 01:21:21,744 --> 01:21:22,779 Let's start the wedding. 1329 01:21:22,978 --> 01:21:25,618 You're more eager than us father-in-law uncle. 1330 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:26,954 - Let's start? - Yes 1331 01:21:28,951 --> 01:21:34,458 Do you accept me, Sania Habibullah, daughter of Shahriyar Habibullah? 1332 01:21:34,957 --> 01:21:38,234 I accept you, accept your stubbornness... 1333 01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:41,602 ...accept the way you call my food yummy... 1334 01:21:42,798 --> 01:21:46,575 ...accept the way you say Holly, accept your fluent English. 1335 01:21:47,336 --> 01:21:50,374 Sania Habibullah, as a whole and even in pans... 1336 01:21:50,439 --> 01:21:53,010 I accept you, I accept you, I accept you! 1337 01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:55,813 That's enough for now. Now it's your turn. 1338 01:21:56,011 --> 01:21:58,890 I accept your daddy, your daddy's allergies... 1339 01:21:58,914 --> 01:21:59,892 Enough! 1340 01:22:00,449 --> 01:22:01,450 Yes...for now. 1341 01:22:01,684 --> 01:22:04,187 We have our entire lives to keep accepting each other. 1342 01:22:05,688 --> 01:22:09,261 Miss Sania Habibullah, daughter of Shahriyar Habibullah... 1343 01:22:10,826 --> 01:22:13,033 ...do you accept me... Tariq Haider, aka Taru Haider... 1344 01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:14,764 ...son of Farooq Haider... 1345 01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:18,902 ...the way you accept my shahi tukda? 1346 01:22:22,538 --> 01:22:23,346 Do you accept me? 1347 01:22:24,907 --> 01:22:26,045 - I accept. - Congratulations! 1348 01:22:26,909 --> 01:22:27,649 Come on. 1349 01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:37,788 I will have to go to my beloved's home... 1350 01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:40,999 It's okay to cry my dear... 1351 01:22:41,557 --> 01:22:44,231 ...you must be sad to leave your father... go on, cry... 1352 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:48,832 - Mummy, papa... Khuda Hafiz - Khuda Hafiz brother 1353 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:51,005 Now please be quiet aunty... 1354 01:23:08,918 --> 01:23:10,727 Why did father-in-law uncle give dirahams in the suitcase? 1355 01:23:10,919 --> 01:23:12,159 He should have given my money. 1356 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,631 Well...your papa-mummy would get suspicious. 1357 01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:16,528 But daddy said thanks. 1358 01:23:19,195 --> 01:23:20,640 Look, what daddy got for us. 1359 01:23:23,899 --> 01:23:27,039 Get well soon... Who is ill? 1360 01:23:28,237 --> 01:23:30,774 Poor daddy, in all the wedding excitement picked up the wrong one. 1361 01:23:31,373 --> 01:23:32,716 Father-in-law uncle is too much. 1362 01:23:32,908 --> 01:23:34,444 Have some kheer. 1363 01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:37,221 I'm not hungry at all Sania. 1364 01:23:37,479 --> 01:23:38,753 It's the tradition... 1365 01:23:38,947 --> 01:23:41,291 ...if you don't eat this everything will go wrong. 1366 01:23:41,917 --> 01:23:44,921 Please, from my hand...one spoon? 1367 01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:53,534 One for my beauty... 1368 01:24:01,070 --> 01:24:02,743 ...one for my mind... 1369 01:24:07,843 --> 01:24:09,254 ...one for my friendship. 1370 01:24:10,012 --> 01:24:10,820 Friendship! 1371 01:24:33,168 --> 01:24:37,241 (Sneeze) I'm allergic to roses. (Sneeze) 1372 01:24:53,655 --> 01:24:54,759 Hope he is not dead? 1373 01:24:54,990 --> 01:24:56,901 You mixed sleeping pills in the kheer, did you not? 1374 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,435 I obviously wouldn't mix poison... 1375 01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:00,501 ...you said four, so I mixed four. 1376 01:25:00,663 --> 01:25:01,505 Nothing will happen. 1377 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:04,407 In the movie from which I got this idea, they had put the whole bottle. 1378 01:25:05,568 --> 01:25:06,444 Sania 1379 01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:11,875 Let's leave before he wakes up. 1380 01:25:13,909 --> 01:25:14,887 Come on Gullu 1381 01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:16,248 Gullu! 1382 01:25:16,478 --> 01:25:17,252 Yeah! 1383 01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:46,580 Coming my love... 1384 01:25:51,046 --> 01:25:51,922 Tariq Haidar? 1385 01:25:53,949 --> 01:25:54,620 Yes 1386 01:25:54,716 --> 01:25:56,195 498a, you know what that is? 1387 01:25:58,387 --> 01:25:59,092 No. 1388 01:25:59,355 --> 01:26:02,962 Your wife has charged you and your mummy-papa under 498a. 1389 01:26:03,759 --> 01:26:05,295 I have the proof... In this DVD... 1390 01:26:05,394 --> 01:26:08,466 ...that you and your parents demanded dowry. 1391 01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:11,771 Did you or did you not? Speak up! You did, right? 1392 01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:19,251 Yes Taru... so you are finally married? 1393 01:26:19,608 --> 01:26:20,916 Will you invite me to the reception... 1394 01:26:20,943 --> 01:26:22,945 ...or I will get to meet your wife at the birth of your child? 1395 01:26:25,881 --> 01:26:26,655 Really? 1396 01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:29,391 Fridge double door... 1397 01:26:29,918 --> 01:26:31,522 Washing machine front-loading... 1398 01:26:32,221 --> 01:26:33,325 AC split AC... 1399 01:26:33,822 --> 01:26:36,166 Everyday household items are a given. 1400 01:26:37,259 --> 01:26:38,465 Yes, jewellery... 1401 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:42,970 Two gold sets, two silver sets and one diamond set will do... 1402 01:26:43,432 --> 01:26:46,709 And a car... that is compulsory nowadays. 1403 01:26:47,235 --> 01:26:50,045 Skoda will be fine. 1404 01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:52,879 - Sania total? - Forty two lakhs... 1405 01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,186 Only forty two lakhs? 1406 01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:56,284 Round figure, make it forty. 1407 01:27:01,917 --> 01:27:04,090 How much is your cut sir? 1408 01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:05,427 It's enough. 1409 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:07,291 If we double that? 1410 01:27:07,990 --> 01:27:09,401 What do you mean... 1411 01:27:09,792 --> 01:27:11,237 ...even we have some principles. 1412 01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:12,964 I'm the father of two daughters. 1413 01:27:13,295 --> 01:27:14,933 When they are of marriageable age... 1414 01:27:15,197 --> 01:27:17,939 ...nobody will bother about my uniform or my honesty. 1415 01:27:19,935 --> 01:27:23,075 It's because of you dowry-mongers that we have to take a cut. 1416 01:27:24,373 --> 01:27:25,613 lam from the girl's side. 1417 01:27:27,209 --> 01:27:28,984 If you want an out of court settlement... 1418 01:27:29,311 --> 01:27:32,087 ...leave forty lakhs at the designated spot... 1419 01:27:32,614 --> 01:27:39,156 ...or else I'll arrest all three of you in 498a. 1420 01:27:39,454 --> 01:27:43,197 Okay sir, okay...but where's the guarantee that after the deal... 1421 01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:45,204 ...this DVD won't reach the commissioner. 1422 01:27:46,061 --> 01:27:47,597 What if they want more? 1423 01:27:47,929 --> 01:27:50,773 Did they guarantee they will not ask for more dowry after the marriage? 1424 01:27:51,867 --> 01:27:54,370 Tell me... Did they? 1425 01:27:54,736 --> 01:27:55,840 When you didn't give us any guarantee... 1426 01:27:55,904 --> 01:27:58,043 ...why should we give you any... 1427 01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:02,378 lam from the girl's side, don't you forget... 1428 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:09,554 498a is a killer. It takes down heavyweights. 1429 01:28:10,185 --> 01:28:14,224 If he files a FIR under 498a, you will go straight to jail. 1430 01:28:14,723 --> 01:28:15,895 No bail. 1431 01:28:16,225 --> 01:28:19,763 Case will go straight to court, and on the basis of this DVD... 1432 01:28:19,862 --> 01:28:22,934 ...you will get a minimum of six years in jail. 1433 01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:25,809 There's only one way out... 1434 01:28:25,968 --> 01:28:28,972 ...give them the money and get out of this mess. 1435 01:28:29,071 --> 01:28:31,142 I will not give any money to give those cheating rogues. 1436 01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:33,217 Taru, don't be emotional, be professional. 1437 01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:36,953 If all three of you go to jail, who will make the biryani and kababs? 1438 01:28:37,379 --> 01:28:40,121 125 years old Haidari Kabab will be ruined in one day. 1439 01:28:40,449 --> 01:28:43,157 Neeraj is right... The honour of our ancestors... 1440 01:28:43,251 --> 01:28:47,165 You didn't think of the honour when you were begging for dowry? 1441 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:48,392 It was a mistake. 1442 01:28:48,557 --> 01:28:51,470 I swear on God I will never even utter the word dowry again. 1443 01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:53,899 Just go and drop the settlement money. 1444 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:58,038 I won't spare that witch so easily. 1445 01:29:16,618 --> 01:29:19,360 O the black magic woman, 1446 01:29:28,096 --> 01:29:30,736 How she spun a web around me! 1447 01:29:39,408 --> 01:29:42,412 Tied me to her braid, robbed me blind. 1448 01:29:47,749 --> 01:29:50,628 A birdie slayed a lion, and flew away. 1449 01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:55,330 While the mustache studs looked on in dismay. 1450 01:29:55,590 --> 01:29:57,900 Hail O brave-heart, O black magic woman! 1451 01:29:57,926 --> 01:29:59,269 Taru bhai... Here, here... she's here 1452 01:30:01,196 --> 01:30:03,972 Hail O strong one, O black magic woman! 1453 01:30:04,366 --> 01:30:05,208 Give the bag... 1454 01:30:06,034 --> 01:30:07,445 ...and return the dowry money 1455 01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:11,646 O the black magic woman, 1456 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:14,414 How she spun a web around me! 1457 01:30:17,346 --> 01:30:20,088 O the black magic woman, 1458 01:30:20,649 --> 01:30:21,957 Gullu! Gullu... 1459 01:30:22,617 --> 01:30:24,358 Come here...here Gullu 1460 01:30:24,553 --> 01:30:25,793 Stop you cheat! 1461 01:30:27,856 --> 01:30:28,664 Go go go! 1462 01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:34,601 She broke the trust of my heart, 1463 01:30:35,230 --> 01:30:39,440 She stole the love of my heart, and flew away. 1464 01:30:39,668 --> 01:30:40,612 Cheat! 1465 01:30:40,869 --> 01:30:43,213 Damn your affections, 1466 01:30:43,505 --> 01:30:45,348 O black magic woman! 1467 01:30:46,375 --> 01:30:49,015 Damn your deceitfulness, 1468 01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:50,815 O black magic woman! 1469 01:30:51,313 --> 01:30:53,919 O the black magic woman, 1470 01:30:54,149 --> 01:30:56,857 How she spun a web around me! 1471 01:31:02,857 --> 01:31:03,699 Who is it? 1472 01:31:04,059 --> 01:31:05,697 It's me Booji...open the door 1473 01:31:08,063 --> 01:31:10,100 - Why didn't you knock in code? - Oh Sorry. 1474 01:31:10,398 --> 01:31:11,376 What do you mean sorry? 1475 01:31:11,967 --> 01:31:13,275 ls this something you can forget? 1476 01:31:17,038 --> 01:31:17,914 Yuck! 1477 01:31:19,408 --> 01:31:21,547 Have gotten used to Taru's flavours... 1478 01:31:22,444 --> 01:31:24,355 ...now everything else will feel tasteless 1479 01:31:35,891 --> 01:31:36,892 Bolly... 1480 01:31:39,794 --> 01:31:42,866 Lucknow wasn't so bad, we had fun 1481 01:31:43,231 --> 01:31:45,302 Yes, but now you forget about bonding with Lucknow. 1482 01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,442 For Lucknow you are an enemy. 1483 01:31:47,869 --> 01:31:49,212 Think only of America. 1484 01:31:51,406 --> 01:31:52,680 Yes, America 1485 01:31:55,677 --> 01:31:56,712 Had a lot of fun? 1486 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:58,320 You cheat! 1487 01:32:11,626 --> 01:32:12,627 Slalequm uncle 1488 01:32:13,528 --> 01:32:14,563 What did you find out? 1489 01:32:14,896 --> 01:32:17,536 Fake names, fake company, fake passport... 1490 01:32:17,832 --> 01:32:19,834 ...and only one hundred dirham... 1491 01:32:19,901 --> 01:32:21,437 ...out of the three lakh forty five thousand are real? 1492 01:32:21,903 --> 01:32:23,473 - Where is Taru? - On the roof again... 1493 01:32:31,046 --> 01:32:31,854 Tarn... 1494 01:32:33,448 --> 01:32:35,394 What are you doing at that height? 1495 01:32:44,926 --> 01:32:46,872 Even if you chop all the vegetables in the market... 1496 01:32:47,128 --> 01:32:48,368 ...your anger won't go away. 1497 01:32:48,930 --> 01:32:51,035 It will go only when the father and daughter will rot in jail. 1498 01:32:53,201 --> 01:32:56,375 But if you keep chopping carrots, how will we find them? 1499 01:32:57,038 --> 01:33:00,076 Think Taru, think about her... We may find a clue... 1500 01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:03,417 Her father had called her Gullu... 1501 01:33:04,045 --> 01:33:04,853 So? 1502 01:33:05,414 --> 01:33:07,860 How can a Sania's pet name be Gullu? 1503 01:33:08,683 --> 01:33:10,356 There has to be some story behind the name Gullu. 1504 01:33:11,153 --> 01:33:16,762 Taru bhai! I found your Gulrez Gullu Qadir... 1505 01:33:17,826 --> 01:33:19,032 Come fast... 1506 01:33:29,938 --> 01:33:30,643 What have you got? 1507 01:33:30,872 --> 01:33:32,476 Just breathe, I'm showing you... 1508 01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:36,715 Look at this... She thinks she's too smart. 1509 01:33:37,179 --> 01:33:39,750 She became Sania but forgot to close Gullu's facebook account. 1510 01:33:40,248 --> 01:33:41,249 Damn... 1511 01:33:43,051 --> 01:33:44,121 Where will I find this witch? 1512 01:33:44,419 --> 01:33:45,227 Hyderabad. 1513 01:34:06,708 --> 01:34:08,210 ls Mr. Abdul Qadir at home? 1514 01:34:08,443 --> 01:34:09,717 Babu uncle? 1515 01:34:10,011 --> 01:34:11,012 Gulrez Qadir? 1516 01:34:11,179 --> 01:34:12,180 Yes, come come. 1517 01:34:14,416 --> 01:34:15,224 Please sit. 1518 01:34:15,917 --> 01:34:17,419 I can't see your father? 1519 01:34:18,086 --> 01:34:20,032 He's gone for some important work. 1520 01:34:22,857 --> 01:34:24,063 What do you want? 1521 01:34:25,894 --> 01:34:28,204 Suppose I have one rupee as black money. 1522 01:34:28,730 --> 01:34:31,939 How do I exchange it into white? 1523 01:34:32,233 --> 01:34:34,110 How, is our problem. 1524 01:34:34,402 --> 01:34:35,972 All you need to understand is that... 1525 01:34:36,071 --> 01:34:38,347 ...you will give me one rupee in cash, 1526 01:34:38,606 --> 01:34:41,280 ...and in exchange we will deposit eighty paise in your bank... 1527 01:34:41,376 --> 01:34:42,912 ...as white money. 1528 01:34:43,078 --> 01:34:43,886 That's it. 1529 01:34:44,112 --> 01:34:45,489 Why only eighty? 1530 01:34:45,947 --> 01:34:49,292 Twenty paise is our fees, for turning black into white. 1531 01:34:49,484 --> 01:34:51,930 Okay...will it be transferred by tomorrow? 1532 01:34:52,087 --> 01:34:53,930 Soon as you give the cash, the transfer will be done. 1533 01:34:54,055 --> 01:34:56,626 No, first you transfer, then I will give the cash. 1534 01:34:56,891 --> 01:34:59,565 No dear, this business doesn't work like that. 1535 01:35:00,862 --> 01:35:04,002 Ok, then I don't want to do it. Khuda Hafiz. 1536 01:35:05,767 --> 01:35:06,677 How much is it? 1537 01:35:07,936 --> 01:35:08,971 Eighty lakhs cash. 1538 01:35:09,137 --> 01:35:11,674 Hmmm... You called me uncle... 1539 01:35:12,374 --> 01:35:15,014 ...your father is a respected man in the neighbourhood. 1540 01:35:15,610 --> 01:35:17,954 Ok, your work will be done. 1541 01:35:18,113 --> 01:35:19,023 Had a lot of fun? 1542 01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:20,955 You cheat! 1543 01:35:22,117 --> 01:35:25,587 But within half an hour of the money being transferred... 1544 01:35:25,921 --> 01:35:27,696 ...my man will be here to collect the cash 1545 01:35:27,922 --> 01:35:31,802 Think carefully, because once the money is deposited in your bank... 1546 01:35:32,160 --> 01:35:34,800 ...the white money is yours and the cash is ours. 1547 01:35:35,129 --> 01:35:37,234 You will have to give the entire amount. 1548 01:35:41,303 --> 01:35:42,111 I've thought about it... 1549 01:35:42,604 --> 01:35:44,413 ...transfer it as soon as possible. 1550 01:35:44,639 --> 01:35:46,277 - Khuda Hafiz! - Khuda Hafiz! 1551 01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:01,465 Taru bhai, there are twenty six malls in Hyderabad... 1552 01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:04,771 ...if we're lucky we will find her in the first one. 1553 01:36:05,894 --> 01:36:07,601 My darned luck has become a witch too! 1554 01:36:10,065 --> 01:36:12,807 Taru, I could only get tickets for tomorrow morning. 1555 01:36:12,967 --> 01:36:14,469 I only have thirty bullets, will that be enough? 1556 01:36:14,636 --> 01:36:16,411 - Have you gone mad? - Why, won't be enough? 1557 01:36:16,571 --> 01:36:17,675 You're not taking a gun. 1558 01:36:17,906 --> 01:36:20,785 We will have to take the gun, who knows how big is her gang? 1559 01:36:21,476 --> 01:36:23,285 Yes, but you can't take it on a flight. 1560 01:36:23,945 --> 01:36:24,946 It's licensed. 1561 01:36:25,313 --> 01:36:26,451 Put it back. 1562 01:36:49,871 --> 01:36:52,442 O the black magic woman, 1563 01:36:55,577 --> 01:36:58,183 How she spun a web around me! 1564 01:37:25,573 --> 01:37:26,950 She's not a cup of tea, 1565 01:37:27,008 --> 01:37:28,453 Nor a cup of wine. 1566 01:37:34,082 --> 01:37:35,459 She's not a silver bell, 1567 01:37:35,517 --> 01:37:36,928 Nor an aching sore. 1568 01:37:39,387 --> 01:37:40,764 She's made of flowers, 1569 01:37:40,889 --> 01:37:42,027 But whips so hard. 1570 01:37:42,223 --> 01:37:43,463 She's so delicate, 1571 01:37:43,591 --> 01:37:44,899 But scrores over brawn. 1572 01:37:45,894 --> 01:37:49,467 The hard hitters just look on... 1573 01:37:49,897 --> 01:37:52,537 Hail the fire-cracker, 1574 01:37:52,734 --> 01:37:54,907 O black magic woman. 1575 01:37:55,570 --> 01:37:58,210 Hail the thunder maker, 1576 01:37:58,406 --> 01:38:00,477 O black magic woman! 1577 01:38:01,075 --> 01:38:03,555 Haizel Naidu, Rajshekhar Raju, 1578 01:38:04,279 --> 01:38:06,657 Venkatesh Raja, G.S. Vijay, 1579 01:38:07,282 --> 01:38:08,192 Lakshmi Vijay. 1580 01:38:08,483 --> 01:38:09,928 In lots of ten only... 1581 01:38:10,285 --> 01:38:11,355 All of you go in please. 1582 01:38:11,986 --> 01:38:13,659 Rest of you, wait outside for your turn. 1583 01:38:17,192 --> 01:38:19,763 Not just a bit, I loved you a whole lot... 1584 01:38:20,128 --> 01:38:21,903 ...and you cheated me instead... 1585 01:38:23,064 --> 01:38:23,974 You cheat! 1586 01:38:33,942 --> 01:38:35,751 Gullu... What happened? Let's go. 1587 01:38:35,877 --> 01:38:38,221 Abdul Qadir, Gulrez Qadir 1588 01:38:38,880 --> 01:38:40,621 Gullu, it's our turn...come on... 1589 01:38:41,282 --> 01:38:42,886 What's wrong? Come on... 1590 01:38:43,818 --> 01:38:44,523 Gullu! 1591 01:38:44,686 --> 01:38:46,893 - Excuse me... excuse me... -Gullu! 1592 01:38:47,388 --> 01:38:49,925 What? You will return Taru's money? 1593 01:38:50,391 --> 01:38:51,563 You will go back to Lucknow? 1594 01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:52,961 Are you crazy? 1595 01:38:53,228 --> 01:38:54,901 I can't courier eighty lakhs. 1596 01:38:55,196 --> 01:38:58,040 I will have to go myself...to return the money... To say sorry. 1597 01:38:58,199 --> 01:38:59,405 Are you possessed? 1598 01:38:59,767 --> 01:39:01,610 It's our turn... let's go for the interview... 1599 01:39:01,970 --> 01:39:03,449 ...take the visa...and go to America. 1600 01:39:03,738 --> 01:39:06,344 Booji, if it was any other dowry mongering low-life... 1601 01:39:06,541 --> 01:39:08,043 I wouldn't care... 1602 01:39:08,343 --> 01:39:10,482 But I don't want to go to America with Taru's money. 1603 01:39:10,578 --> 01:39:11,716 Just think... 1604 01:39:12,046 --> 01:39:13,889 ...going back to Lucknow is so dangerous. 1605 01:39:14,482 --> 01:39:16,723 Tariq Haider won't offer you biryani and kabab. 1606 01:39:16,918 --> 01:39:19,228 He will take revenge, he will send you to jail. 1607 01:39:19,921 --> 01:39:21,423 Let him send me to jail if he wants to. 1608 01:39:21,556 --> 01:39:22,762 Let me be imprisoned for life. 1609 01:39:23,224 --> 01:39:26,262 Jail is not a joke... They torture you... 1610 01:39:26,928 --> 01:39:28,874 ...make you starve, don't even give you water... 1611 01:39:29,397 --> 01:39:31,274 ...you have to live like an animal... 1612 01:39:31,399 --> 01:39:32,309 I know... 1613 01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:34,937 ...but I don't want to fulfill my dreams by breaking Taru's heart. 1614 01:39:35,003 --> 01:39:37,142 Please understand. Please. 1615 01:39:43,712 --> 01:39:44,884 What are you made of? 1616 01:39:45,413 --> 01:39:47,393 You're not scared of anything. 1617 01:39:48,383 --> 01:39:50,454 I've spent my entire life being scared. 1618 01:39:51,686 --> 01:39:54,098 I couldn't cheat because of fear... 1619 01:39:55,190 --> 01:39:57,568 ...now I can't be honest because of fear. 1620 01:39:58,860 --> 01:40:01,898 How did you turn out to be so fearless, just like your mother. 1621 01:40:03,898 --> 01:40:05,878 From my fearless mother's womb. 1622 01:40:07,269 --> 01:40:08,179 Come on, sit now. 1623 01:40:09,103 --> 01:40:10,343 Sit, quickly. 1624 01:40:19,480 --> 01:40:20,925 Hyderabadi biryani is not bad... 1625 01:40:21,849 --> 01:40:22,657 It's poison... 1626 01:40:24,886 --> 01:40:26,388 “everything here is poison. 1627 01:40:31,292 --> 01:40:34,637 Hey Neeraj... that's Gulrez Qadir's uniform, isn't it? 1628 01:40:35,763 --> 01:40:37,208 It's the same...come come... 1629 01:40:41,936 --> 01:40:42,471 Madam... 1630 01:40:43,037 --> 01:40:43,913 ...one second madam... excuse me... 1631 01:40:44,138 --> 01:40:45,048 - One second... - ls he mad? 1632 01:40:45,206 --> 01:40:46,184 Madam... 1633 01:40:46,240 --> 01:40:48,516 Walk straight guys... Why are you walking like cows! 1634 01:40:48,710 --> 01:40:51,520 Madam do you know Gulrez Qadir? 1635 01:40:51,712 --> 01:40:53,020 Yes, who are you? 1636 01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:55,822 Gullu Qadir has been selected this month's Facebook beauty queen. 1637 01:40:56,150 --> 01:40:57,424 We have a gift voucher for her. 1638 01:40:57,518 --> 01:40:59,054 Really? I'll just call and tell her. 1639 01:40:59,187 --> 01:41:02,896 No, no Madam, if you call her we will lose our jobs. 1640 01:41:03,357 --> 01:41:06,031 Then how will our wives and kids celebrate Christmas. 1641 01:41:06,961 --> 01:41:09,168 You give us the number and address... We will go and surprise her. 1642 01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:10,341 Will you have jalebis? 1643 01:41:11,532 --> 01:41:12,408 Please have some... 1644 01:41:14,235 --> 01:41:15,077 Ma'am, number? 1645 01:41:18,840 --> 01:41:20,046 If your mother was alive... 1646 01:41:20,108 --> 01:41:22,349 Booji... Save the sentimental talk. 1647 01:41:22,543 --> 01:41:23,886 I'm not being sentimental... 1648 01:41:24,278 --> 01:41:25,086 If your mother was alive... 1649 01:41:25,179 --> 01:41:26,988 ...she would have given you two slaps for being so stubborn. 1650 01:41:27,982 --> 01:41:30,656 You made me lie and run all over the place... 1651 01:41:30,919 --> 01:41:32,796 ...and then you didn't even fulfill your dreams. 1652 01:41:32,954 --> 01:41:33,955 Crazy girl! 1653 01:41:34,422 --> 01:41:35,799 So what Booji. 1654 01:41:36,391 --> 01:41:37,961 It's ok if I didn't go to America, 1655 01:41:38,359 --> 01:41:39,804 I'll study Fashion Designing right here. 1656 01:41:41,362 --> 01:41:43,569 There are no jobs in America anyway. Everyone's coming here. 1657 01:41:44,799 --> 01:41:47,245 Booji, when I become a famous Shoe Designer... 1658 01:41:47,569 --> 01:41:49,071 ...they will call me themselves. 1659 01:41:50,138 --> 01:41:51,344 Not only America. 1660 01:41:51,606 --> 01:41:55,554 England, France, Russia everyone will call my hero. 1661 01:41:57,078 --> 01:41:58,216 Not hero. Heroine. 1662 01:41:58,513 --> 01:41:59,389 Same thing... 1663 01:42:00,181 --> 01:42:02,388 ...you never let me feel that you were a daughter or son. 1664 01:42:04,051 --> 01:42:05,621 Come on, pack my pant shin too. 1665 01:42:06,621 --> 01:42:08,396 You're not going anywhere. I'm going alone. 1666 01:42:08,556 --> 01:42:09,728 Enough of your stubbornness. 1667 01:42:10,091 --> 01:42:11,900 Won't work anymore. Come on, pack. 1668 01:42:23,905 --> 01:42:24,713 Hello... 1669 01:42:26,374 --> 01:42:27,580 Yes Babu uncle. 1670 01:42:28,843 --> 01:42:29,548 Stop stop... 1671 01:42:38,386 --> 01:42:40,297 What do you want? Who are you? 1672 01:42:40,721 --> 01:42:42,928 They had taken a water-filter service appointment... 1673 01:42:43,224 --> 01:42:44,532 ...now they've locked up and left. 1674 01:42:44,826 --> 01:42:46,328 Even the bank guys had come... 1675 01:42:46,427 --> 01:42:48,930 ...they called them home too and disappeared. 1676 01:42:49,564 --> 01:42:51,339 We had to give the cheque. 1677 01:42:51,666 --> 01:42:52,872 What happened Bilqees? 1678 01:42:53,201 --> 01:42:56,808 They called these poor fellows for Aquaguard servicing... 1679 01:42:56,871 --> 01:42:57,872 ...and have now disappeared. 1680 01:42:58,239 --> 01:43:01,448 If they're not around, why don't you do my servicing. 1681 01:43:01,943 --> 01:43:04,890 Sure aunty, but at least tell us where they have gone? 1682 01:43:05,313 --> 01:43:08,021 We have to write in our report. Or we'll lose our jobs. 1683 01:43:08,082 --> 01:43:09,322 How will our wives and kids celebrate Diwali? 1684 01:43:09,383 --> 01:43:10,953 They left with luggage...out of town! 1685 01:43:11,319 --> 01:43:12,059 Where airport? 1686 01:43:12,353 --> 01:43:15,197 Airport they can't afford. They've gone to the station. 1687 01:43:15,389 --> 01:43:16,094 Let's go 1688 01:43:16,724 --> 01:43:19,227 Hey good for nothings... at least do our servicing. 1689 01:43:19,461 --> 01:43:21,839 - I will complain to the company... - Come on, station 1690 01:43:22,096 --> 01:43:23,871 Why are you making me go round in circles? 1691 01:43:23,898 --> 01:43:25,741 - Am I a top? - Come on, quickly 1692 01:43:25,833 --> 01:43:27,938 This is an auto not aeroplane. 1693 01:43:30,738 --> 01:43:32,945 - Booji, let's get the tickets - Yes yes 1694 01:43:36,377 --> 01:43:37,913 Two tickets, Lucknow. Three tier. 1695 01:43:40,448 --> 01:43:42,928 All full. Only AC 1st class is available. 1696 01:43:43,351 --> 01:43:44,830 Eight thousand, one hundred and eighty. 1697 01:43:45,319 --> 01:43:47,526 Hurry up, the train will leave in ten minutes. 1698 01:43:47,721 --> 01:43:50,429 Take it... It's not like we have to save for your dowry. 1699 01:43:51,592 --> 01:43:52,536 We'll go in style. 1700 01:43:53,995 --> 01:43:54,837 First Class 1701 01:44:14,515 --> 01:44:16,256 Listen...you go that way...yes... 1702 01:44:20,187 --> 01:44:21,825 One packet of chips... 1703 01:44:22,924 --> 01:44:23,868 No, the big one. 1704 01:44:31,633 --> 01:44:33,078 Running away? 1705 01:44:33,367 --> 01:44:34,209 Babu Uncle! 1706 01:44:34,636 --> 01:44:36,240 Running away with my money? 1707 01:44:36,704 --> 01:44:38,547 No, didn't you get the cheque? 1708 01:44:38,606 --> 01:44:41,348 Cheque! Your neighbour-aunties gave the cheque. 1709 01:44:43,044 --> 01:44:47,584 So why did you come this far, you could have said thanks on the phone. 1710 01:44:47,749 --> 01:44:50,195 ls this a game? ls it? 1711 01:44:51,252 --> 01:44:53,254 Transfer now, withdraw now... 1712 01:44:53,921 --> 01:44:58,461 I was very clear, once the money is transferred into your account... 1713 01:44:59,059 --> 01:45:01,733 I will take everything in cash. Where's the cash? 1714 01:45:03,631 --> 01:45:05,304 - With my father... - Call him then 1715 01:45:06,367 --> 01:45:09,405 No, he's gone to get the tickets and then snacks... 1716 01:45:09,470 --> 01:45:13,475 ...then magazine...then pillow... why don't we go to him. 1717 01:45:13,908 --> 01:45:14,648 Yes. 1718 01:45:16,076 --> 01:45:16,884 Come on. 1719 01:45:17,945 --> 01:45:19,117 In case I miss the train... 1720 01:45:19,213 --> 01:45:20,624 ...let me take the bag, it has my favourite outfit. 1721 01:45:20,681 --> 01:45:22,888 Yes, yes... Come on. 1722 01:45:28,022 --> 01:45:29,797 Such a hassle for nothing... 1723 01:45:32,226 --> 01:45:33,296 Where is your father? 1724 01:45:34,762 --> 01:45:36,002 - Just there... - Come on. 1725 01:45:39,333 --> 01:45:40,539 Hey babu, get some tea here 1726 01:45:40,802 --> 01:45:42,611 Hello...yes I'm in a meeting... 1727 01:45:43,404 --> 01:45:45,475 ...let me get the money from the party first... 1728 01:45:45,639 --> 01:45:47,084 ...l will get the curtains then... 1729 01:45:47,642 --> 01:45:49,383 Crazy woman, cost me hundred rupees 1730 01:45:49,477 --> 01:45:50,922 The girl is getting away... Catch her 1731 01:45:57,051 --> 01:45:58,496 Hey P.T. Usha...stop... 1732 01:46:00,288 --> 01:46:01,892 She hits bad... 1733 01:46:03,057 --> 01:46:03,660 Sorry SOFTY 1734 01:46:13,634 --> 01:46:14,203 Sania... 1735 01:46:15,469 --> 01:46:16,106 Sania... 1736 01:46:16,637 --> 01:46:17,138 Sania... 1737 01:46:20,475 --> 01:46:22,421 How slow are you guys... 1738 01:46:22,610 --> 01:46:24,647 ...see how fast Gulrez Qadir is running. 1739 01:46:24,945 --> 01:46:25,787 Catch her... 1740 01:46:26,380 --> 01:46:27,825 What happened brother, why are you chasing that girl? 1741 01:46:27,948 --> 01:46:29,393 She's running away with my money... 1742 01:46:29,650 --> 01:46:30,458 Your's too? 1743 01:46:30,785 --> 01:46:31,627 You're too? 1744 01:46:32,086 --> 01:46:33,156 How much did she dupe you for? 1745 01:46:33,321 --> 01:46:34,595 Why should I tell you? 1746 01:46:34,989 --> 01:46:37,526 She's made a fool me... she's made a fool of you, 1747 01:46:37,658 --> 01:46:39,001 ...we are in the same team brother! 1748 01:46:46,934 --> 01:46:47,776 Sania... 1749 01:46:48,869 --> 01:46:49,779 Sania come down... 1750 01:46:50,371 --> 01:46:50,974 Taru! 1751 01:46:51,105 --> 01:46:52,584 You've made a fool of me. 1752 01:46:52,907 --> 01:46:54,045 Get down now... 1753 01:46:54,341 --> 01:46:55,046 Scoundrel... 1754 01:46:56,544 --> 01:46:57,921 You're threatening with a gun... 1755 01:46:57,979 --> 01:46:58,980 You'll hit Babu bhai... 1756 01:47:00,381 --> 01:47:02,190 You'll insult him in front of everyone... 1757 01:47:04,652 --> 01:47:06,063 - Catch him Rafiq... - Who are you? 1758 01:47:06,554 --> 01:47:08,500 Catch him...break his head... 1759 01:47:11,625 --> 01:47:12,797 Hey, not with the can... 1760 01:47:13,594 --> 01:47:15,471 Hey wrestler...let go of my boys... 1761 01:47:15,596 --> 01:47:16,199 Hey... 1762 01:47:24,138 --> 01:47:26,414 Ungrateful girl, you're hitting me? 1763 01:47:26,473 --> 01:47:27,474 Sorry... sorry 1764 01:47:32,079 --> 01:47:32,887 Tarn... 1765 01:47:35,216 --> 01:47:35,956 Tarn... Tarn... 1766 01:47:41,589 --> 01:47:42,659 Enough of your drama... 1767 01:47:42,957 --> 01:47:44,595 ...return my money... 1768 01:47:45,159 --> 01:47:46,604 Don't come forward you bully... 1769 01:47:46,828 --> 01:47:48,239 Just stop there... Give my money... 1770 01:47:48,329 --> 01:47:50,900 - The police is here Babu bhai! - Who invited these pests? 1771 01:47:51,899 --> 01:47:54,402 Please give my money, please give it. 1772 01:47:54,469 --> 01:47:56,642 Uncle, I gave you the cheque. You will get the entire amount. 1773 01:47:56,770 --> 01:47:58,943 - Come on, run! - Will I make a curry of the cheque? 1774 01:47:59,106 --> 01:48:00,744 I will suffer a huge loss my girl... 1775 01:48:00,841 --> 01:48:02,718 Damn the money Babu bhai let's get out of here...now! 1776 01:48:02,776 --> 01:48:03,720 Run...run... 1777 01:48:03,778 --> 01:48:06,088 Hey... My money... My money... 1778 01:48:06,914 --> 01:48:08,621 - Give me the bag... - Here, take your money... 1779 01:48:09,083 --> 01:48:12,462 Leave me alone...and never call me a cheat again! 1780 01:48:14,121 --> 01:48:16,397 Since the time I've come you haven't shut up for a second... 1781 01:48:17,658 --> 01:48:19,934 Wherever I go, I hear you calling me a cheat. 1782 01:48:20,094 --> 01:48:21,095 Yes I cheated you! 1783 01:48:21,796 --> 01:48:24,208 All my life I have faced dowry seeking boys... 1784 01:48:24,265 --> 01:48:26,211 ...who have insulted me and Booji 1785 01:48:27,668 --> 01:48:28,510 I'm a topper. 1786 01:48:29,003 --> 01:48:31,313 But there's no value of my mind. 1787 01:48:32,139 --> 01:48:35,120 They hear fifteen lakhs dowry and reject me 1788 01:48:36,877 --> 01:48:38,515 You know how many times I've been rejected? 1789 01:48:39,947 --> 01:48:41,688 I couldn't bear the insult anymore... 1790 01:48:42,382 --> 01:48:44,919 ...that's why I decided never to marry. 1791 01:48:45,352 --> 01:48:47,263 I don't want any man in my life. 1792 01:48:48,389 --> 01:48:50,926 I made this plan to fulfill my dreams. 1793 01:48:51,825 --> 01:48:54,362 But you ruined the entire plan. 1794 01:48:55,429 --> 01:48:56,373 What was the need... 1795 01:48:56,530 --> 01:48:59,033 ...to make this relationship for the value of my laughter, my beauty... 1796 01:48:59,099 --> 01:49:00,908 ...my mind, my friendship? 1797 01:49:01,836 --> 01:49:03,110 Why are you so strange? 1798 01:49:04,405 --> 01:49:07,909 You never went to college, you speak in broken English. 1799 01:49:08,409 --> 01:49:11,913 You eat paan, you burp, you wear horrible shins... 1800 01:49:15,483 --> 01:49:17,929 ...but yet I started liking you for your sweetness. 1801 01:49:21,589 --> 01:49:23,591 I couldn't hurt you and go to America. 1802 01:49:23,891 --> 01:49:25,666 That's why I was coming to return your money. 1803 01:49:26,193 --> 01:49:27,672 It's eighty lakhs. You can count... 1804 01:49:29,196 --> 01:49:30,971 Hey Taru, here... 1805 01:49:31,866 --> 01:49:32,435 Hey! 1806 01:49:32,967 --> 01:49:34,674 Well done Taru, you caught the girl. 1807 01:49:35,136 --> 01:49:36,012 Look what I caught? 1808 01:49:36,103 --> 01:49:37,776 Leave him... Leave him... 1809 01:49:38,739 --> 01:49:39,410 Excuse me. 1810 01:49:40,741 --> 01:49:41,981 What do you mean 'see what I caught'? 1811 01:49:42,242 --> 01:49:43,846 He's my father, not a thief. 1812 01:49:44,512 --> 01:49:46,219 Taru, whatever happened, it was my doing... 1813 01:49:46,313 --> 01:49:48,884 I made the whole plan, it's not Booji's fault. 1814 01:49:48,950 --> 01:49:49,826 Please let him go. 1815 01:49:50,017 --> 01:49:51,690 What is this commotion? 1816 01:49:51,852 --> 01:49:53,525 Very shrewd criminals they are, both father and daughter... 1817 01:49:53,821 --> 01:49:55,823 They duped my client of eighty lakhs... 1818 01:49:56,023 --> 01:49:56,865 ...it's in the bag... 1819 01:49:57,324 --> 01:49:58,860 ls this correct uncle? 1820 01:49:59,560 --> 01:50:00,197 Yes 1821 01:50:00,428 --> 01:50:01,600 Come on then, to the police station 1822 01:50:01,762 --> 01:50:02,740 Just wait and watch now Tarn... 1823 01:50:02,897 --> 01:50:04,604 I will get the maximum sentence for her... 1824 01:50:04,898 --> 01:50:06,434 So that all the girls of India will learn a lesson... 1825 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,911 ...that they shouldn't dare trick innocent guys into 498a. 1826 01:50:10,904 --> 01:50:12,577 If girls trick guys, they are low-life... 1827 01:50:13,174 --> 01:50:15,245 ...but boys keep demanding dowry, they are still considered innocent. 1828 01:50:17,244 --> 01:50:17,915 No. 1829 01:50:18,879 --> 01:50:19,983 You please leave... Sorry. 1830 01:50:20,247 --> 01:50:21,851 Made us run for nothing... 1831 01:50:22,550 --> 01:50:23,756 Have you gone mad Taru? 1832 01:50:29,790 --> 01:50:30,598 You come here... 1833 01:50:31,425 --> 01:50:32,062 What? 1834 01:50:45,873 --> 01:50:48,046 - If you want to say something... - Will you shut up for a minute? 1835 01:50:49,043 --> 01:50:50,021 Can I say something? 1836 01:50:54,148 --> 01:50:55,627 I understood everything else... 1837 01:50:57,317 --> 01:50:59,888 ...but what did you say in the middle of that long speech... 1838 01:51:01,388 --> 01:51:03,163 ...you started liking me? 1839 01:51:03,857 --> 01:51:05,837 What? Yes... 1840 01:51:06,727 --> 01:51:07,569 Just liking? 1841 01:51:08,729 --> 01:51:10,174 I fell in love with you... 1842 01:51:11,399 --> 01:51:12,878 Since I've returned from Lucknow, 1843 01:51:12,900 --> 01:51:15,210 I just can't forget the flavours of your talk, of your food... 1844 01:51:15,402 --> 01:51:17,973 ...of the fun I had with you... 1845 01:51:19,173 --> 01:51:21,175 I have gotten addicted to your flavours. 1846 01:51:24,378 --> 01:51:27,587 So the butcher has fallen in love with the goat? 1847 01:51:31,618 --> 01:51:32,619 You are that good... 1848 01:51:34,388 --> 01:51:36,959 Why can't all other men be normal like you... 1849 01:51:37,491 --> 01:51:38,868 Then there wouldn't be any problem. 1850 01:51:39,093 --> 01:51:42,404 There would have been a big problem. 1851 01:51:44,031 --> 01:51:45,169 Then you wouldn't have come to Lucknow. 1852 01:51:46,434 --> 01:51:48,311 Sania would have become somebody else's in Hyderabad. 1853 01:51:50,537 --> 01:51:51,311 Gulrez 1854 01:51:51,839 --> 01:51:53,682 Oh yes, Gulrez. 1855 01:51:56,844 --> 01:51:58,084 So you have forgiven me? 1856 01:51:58,712 --> 01:52:01,818 What to do, you are that good. 1857 01:52:05,619 --> 01:52:08,065 You have tricked me by feeding kheer... 1858 01:52:11,758 --> 01:52:14,170 ...but I still want to love you so very much. 1859 01:52:17,264 --> 01:52:20,404 Gullu... You hurt me badly. 1860 01:52:23,904 --> 01:52:26,908 - You won't again? - No, no, never ever. Sorry. 1861 01:52:36,717 --> 01:52:38,856 What did I do to deserve you? 1862 01:52:40,187 --> 01:52:44,067 Something wonderful my dear... that's why you got my Gullu. 1863 01:52:45,159 --> 01:52:48,197 Gullu-Taru, perfect couple. 1864 01:52:48,896 --> 01:52:50,204 Now we will have a real wedding. 1865 01:53:01,875 --> 01:53:04,719 Enough of fooling around, shall we begin? 1866 01:53:05,145 --> 01:53:06,021 Gulrez dear... 1867 01:53:06,313 --> 01:53:07,053 Yes... 1868 01:53:11,084 --> 01:53:15,965 Tariq Haider, I mean Taru Haider, son of Farooq Haider. 1869 01:53:16,857 --> 01:53:21,067 Do you accept me, Gulrez Qadir, daughter of Abdul Qadir? 1870 01:53:21,695 --> 01:53:23,436 You accept without a single penny of dowry? 1871 01:53:23,697 --> 01:53:25,074 Not once, a thousand times. 1872 01:53:25,466 --> 01:53:26,604 Say you accept son. 1873 01:53:27,901 --> 01:53:28,572 I accept... 1874 01:53:29,270 --> 01:53:34,413 Do you accept me Tariq Haider, son of Farooq Haider? 1875 01:53:36,544 --> 01:53:37,454 I accept you. 1876 01:53:38,746 --> 01:53:43,126 Amju! The girl's father is ready to help us. 1877 01:53:43,650 --> 01:53:44,355 Full help... 1878 01:53:45,553 --> 01:53:46,293 One crore. 1879 01:53:47,554 --> 01:53:49,363 Say thank you... 1880 01:53:51,058 --> 01:53:54,301 Father, I'm not an item for you to sell and him to buy. 1881 01:53:54,995 --> 01:53:56,941 I don't want to go to America with someone's help... 1882 01:53:57,531 --> 01:54:00,375 So sir, thanks but no thanks. 1883 01:54:01,401 --> 01:54:02,038 I'm sorry... 1884 01:54:05,672 --> 01:54:06,207 Amjad! 1885 01:54:07,074 --> 01:54:08,883 - Have you lost your mind? -Yes, I have... 1886 01:54:09,209 --> 01:54:10,586 I wish I had lost it sooner. 1887 01:54:33,600 --> 01:54:38,106 Advertised love, is for strangers. 1888 01:54:38,772 --> 01:54:43,118 Tested love, is for brave-hearts. 1889 01:54:54,921 --> 01:54:59,631 Come let's wave the flag of our crazy love. 1890 01:54:59,993 --> 01:55:04,408 Bright and bold and beautiful. 1891 01:55:04,798 --> 01:55:07,074 Let's colour love in our colours. 1892 01:55:07,134 --> 01:55:09,080 Bright and bold and beautiful. 1893 01:55:37,464 --> 01:55:39,034 Pull the curtains, 1894 01:55:39,266 --> 01:55:40,267 Lift the veils, 1895 01:55:40,467 --> 01:55:42,640 Banish the bashfulness of love. 1896 01:55:52,246 --> 01:55:54,487 Let's make the whole world speak, 1897 01:55:54,715 --> 01:55:56,786 Let's change the language of love. 1898 01:55:57,217 --> 01:56:01,563 Calculated love is for the corrupt. 1899 01:56:01,922 --> 01:56:05,927 Committed love is for the brave-hearts. 1900 01:56:06,259 --> 01:56:08,603 With fun, with fervour, 1901 01:56:08,662 --> 01:56:10,903 Come let's light the fireworks of love. 1902 01:56:11,198 --> 01:56:15,772 Bright and bold and beautiful. 1903 01:56:16,103 --> 01:56:18,413 Let's colour love in our colours. 1904 01:56:18,505 --> 01:56:19,984 Bright and bold and beautiful. 1905 01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:56,114 Everyone eyes your figure, 1906 01:56:56,376 --> 01:56:58,652 But I'm crazy about your brains. 1907 01:57:08,221 --> 01:57:10,565 Every guy is wild for your looks, 1908 01:57:10,724 --> 01:57:12,635 But I'm sold on your thinking. 1909 01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:17,504 Body-beauty kind of love, is for the phonies. 1910 01:57:17,897 --> 01:57:22,004 Tuning-setting kind of love is for the exceptional. 1911 01:57:22,302 --> 01:57:24,612 Boldly, Loudly, 1912 01:57:24,805 --> 01:57:26,876 Come let's blow the bugle of love. 1913 01:57:27,307 --> 01:57:31,949 Bright and bold and beautiful. 1914 01:57:32,112 --> 01:57:34,456 Let's colour love in our colours. 1915 01:57:34,514 --> 01:57:36,494 Bright and bold and beautiful. 142324