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[woman vocalizing in gospel ballad style]
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[vocalizing continues]
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♪ Yeah I
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♪ Yes:
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♪ Yes:
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♪ Yes:
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♪ Yes:
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♪ Yes:
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♪ Yes:
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♪ Yes:
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♪ Yes:
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♪ Yes:
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♪ Yeah I
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♪ Yeah I
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[woman]
lbe/ie ve in the church of baseball.
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I've tried all the major religions
and most of the minor ones.
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I've worshipped Buddha,
Allah, Brahma, Vishnu,
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Shiva, trees, mushrooms,
and Isadora Duncan.
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I know things.
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For instance,
there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary,
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and there are 108 stitches in a baseball.
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When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.
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But it just didn't work out between us.
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The Lord laid too much guilt on me.
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I prefer metaphysics to theology.
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You see, there's no guilt in baseball,
and it's never boring.
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[chuckles] Which makes it like sex.
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There's never been a ballplayer slept with me
who didn't have the best year of his career.
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Making love is like hitting a baseball.
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You just gotta relax and concentrate.
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Besides, I'd never sleep with a player
hitting under 250,
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unless he had a lot of R813
or was a great glove man up the middle.
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You see, there's a certain amount
of life wisdom I give these boys.
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I can expand their minds.
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Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone,
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I'll just read Emily Dickinson
or Walt Whitman to him.
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And the guys are so sweet.
They always stay and listen.
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Of course, a guy'ii listen to anything
if he thinks it's foreplay.
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I make them feel confident,
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and they make me feel safe.
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And pretty.
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Of course, what I give them lasts a lifetime.
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What they give me lasts 142 games.
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Sometimes it seems like a bad trade,
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but bad trades are part of baseball.
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I mean, who can forget Frank Robinson
for Milt Pappas, for God's sake?
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It's a long season, and you gotta trust it.
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I've tried them all, I really have,
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and the only church
that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out,
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is the church of baseball.
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J“ One, two, three o'clock
Four 0 block rock ♪
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: Five, six, seven o'clock
Eight o'clock rock 3“
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♪ Nine, ten, eleven o'clock
Twelve o'clock rock a“
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A“ We're gonna rock
Around the clock tonight 3“
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: Put your glad rags on
Join me, hon J“
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I We'll have some fun
When the clock strikes one ♪
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A“ We're gonna rock
Around the clock tonight 3“
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: We're gonna rock, rock, rock
Till broad daylight A“
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♪ We're gonna rock
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight 3“
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Whoops!
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♪ When the clock strikes
Two, three, and four J“
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A“ If the band slows down
We'll yell for more A”
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A“ We're gonna rock
Around the clock tonight 3“
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{laughs}
Hey, Skip, that Max is a hell of a guy.
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Where's Ebby?
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- Aln't he warming up yet?
- No.
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His professional debut tonight,
and he forgets about it.
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Better find our bonus baby, eh?
[chuckling]
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You seen Ebby?
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Nope.
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-[grpmbles]
{giggling}
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-[w -Ebby!
oman giggling]
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-[woman laughs]
- Oww!
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Jesus.
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Game starts in four minutes.
Why ain't you warm?
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- I am warm.
- Jesus, Ebby!
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This is your professional debut tonight.
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Million guys give their left nut
to be in your shoes,
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and you're leaving your fastball
in the locker room for some piece of ass!
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Skip!
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It is me.
I am not some quote-piece of ass-unquote.
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Oh. Millie.
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Geez. Sorry.
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Didn't recognize you.
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Uh, don't take this personal, Millie,
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but if I catch you in here again,
you're banned from the ballpark.
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You can't ban me from the ballpark
'cause my daddy donated that scoreboard,
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and if you ban me
he just might take that scoreboard away.
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Well, what do we need a scoreboard for?
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We ain't scored any runs all year.
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Now, you get your ass out there!
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Hey, boss, I got a question.
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What?
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Do you think I need a nickname?
I think I need a nickname.
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We were talking about it.
All the great ones have nicknames.
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Like Oil Can, Catfish -
What was the one you were -
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- Pokey.
- Yeah. What do you think of Pokey?
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You got three minutes.
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Goddamn son-of-a-bitchin'
motherfuckin' shithead!
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- Time for another quickie.
- Jesus.
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- You got a game to pitch.
-[Iaughs]
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We got three minutes.
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[PA: “Rock Around the Clock” continues playing]
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Woman on PM Come on, folks.
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Let's hear it for Max Patkin,
the clown prince of baseball.
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Let's go! Come on!
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[woman on PA]
And now, the greatest show on dirt,
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your own Durham Bulls!
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[cheering, applause]
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I'm there.
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I'm ready.
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[PA: stadium organ playing
“Take Me Out to the Ball Game”]
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[announcer] And now, WRDU Radio presents
the voice of the Durham Bulls, Teddy Gar/and
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The Bulls are off to a slow start,
having dropped their first three games,
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but hope to turn it around tonight
with the professional debut
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of heralded young pitcher
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
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[man] Let's play ball! Play ball!
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Millie, you gotta stay out of the clubhouse.
You're gonna get everybody in trouble.
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I got lured.
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You did not get lured. Women do not get lured.
They are too strong and powerful for that.
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Now say it. “I did not get lured.
I accept full responsibility for my actions.”
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I did not get lured.
I accept full responsibility for my actions.
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That's better. Okay.
Now, you got your radar ready?
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- Ready.
- Go to it.
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Stepping in for the Peninsula White Sox
is lead-off hitter Willie Foster.
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The word on LaLoosh here is that the good-Iookin'
young pitcher has a major-league fastball,
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but sometimes has problems
with his control.
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[cheering, whistling]
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[crash]
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Oh, my - Damn!
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One ball, no strikes to Willie Foster.
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[man] That's right, kid! Come on!
If you can't strike him out, just kill him!
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- Come on!
-[umpire] Here we go! Settle down!
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No problem, Ebby, no problem! Go get him!
One-two-three, babe! Go get 'em, big guy!
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Ninety-five miles an hour.
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Why, that's great. He looks just great.
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[fan whistling]
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-[groans]
-[crowd grumbling, booing]
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[man] Take your base, man!
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[woman on PA]
Stepping in for the Peninsula White Sox,
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second baseman Allen Powley.
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What's it say?
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It says he's not bending his back
on his follow-through.
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Scotty!
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Baby, take this to Ebby Calvin.
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All right, honey, let's get down to it.
How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh?
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Well, he fucks like he pitches -
sorta all over the place.
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J“ One, two, three o'clock
Four 0 block rock ♪
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: Five, six, seven o'clock
Eight o'clock rock 3“
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♪ Nine, ten, eleven o'clock
Twelve o'clock rock a“
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A“ We're gonna rock
Around the clock tonight 3“
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: Put your glad rags on
Join me, hon J“
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I We'll have some fun
When the clock strikes one ♪
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A“ We're gonna rock
Around the clock tonight 3“
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: We're gonna rock, rock, rock
Till broad daylight A“
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J“ We're gonna rock, we're gonna rock
Around the clock tonight 3'
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[fans cheering]
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Ow!
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[sighs]
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He walked 18.
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[coach] New league record.
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- Struck out 18.
- Another new league record.
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In addition, he hit the sportswriter,
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the public address announcer,
the Bull mascot twice.
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-[chuckles]
- Also new league records.
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[sighs]
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But, Joe...
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this guy's got some serious shit.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Serious shit, yes.
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[air hissing]
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Who are you? Who's he?
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I'm the player to be named later.
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Crash Davis? I'm Joe Riggins.
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And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me
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'cause five years ago in the Texas League,
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you were pitching for El Paso,
I was hitting cleanup for Shreveport.
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You hung a curveball on an 0-2 pitch
in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the eighth,
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-and I tattooed it...
-[Skip laughing]
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Over the Michelin Tire sign
and beat you 4-3.
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I remember. I shoulda throwed a slider.
Damn, Crash, how you doing, man?
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I'm too old for this shit.
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Why the hell am I back in “A” ball?
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'Cause of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
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Big club's got a hundred grand in him.
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He's got a million-dollar arm,
but a five-cent head.
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[Skip] Had a gun on him tonight.
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The last five pitches he threw
were faster than the first five.
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He's got the best young arm
I've seen in 30 years.
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You've been around.
You're smart. You're a professional.
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We want you to mature the kid.
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We want you to room with him on the road,
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stay on his case all year.
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- He can go all the way.
-[sighs] Yeah?
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Where can I go?
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You can keep going to the ballpark
and keep gettin' paid to do it.
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- Beats the hell out of working at Sears.
- Sears sucks, Crash.
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Boy, I once worked there.
I sold Lady Kenmores.
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Nasty. Ooh, nasty work.
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And even if it is the Carolina League,
this is a chance to play every day.
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You don't want a player.
You want a stable pony.
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No.
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While my triple-A contract gets bought out
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so I can hold the FIavor-of-the-Month's dick
in the bus leagues.
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Is that it? Well, fuck this fucking game!
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I fucking quit.
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All right? I quit.
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- Who do we play tomorrow?
- Winston-Salem.
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[Skip] Batting practice 11:30.
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So how's it feel to get
your first professional win?
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It feels out there. Um, it's a major rush.
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I mean it doesn't just feel out there.
It feels out there. You know?
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Urn, it's kinda radical in a kind of tubular way.
You know?
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But most of all, it's out there.
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This is hopeless.
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This is utterly fucking hopeless.
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[speakersz man] J“ On/ya memory J“
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♪ Of what our love was going to be r
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♪ Only a memory 3
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♪ >3' Now that we are history 3'
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Hey. I'm Millie.
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- I'm Tony. I play second base.
- I know.
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Max, how do you just keep
coming back every year?
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Because I love the game, Annie. I love it.
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- Here you go.
- We didn't order these, honey.
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- He did.
- Who?
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The guy in the booth.
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Who's that?
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That's Crash Davis.
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Hey, Crash, come here.
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[chuckles] Come over here.
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He's kinda cute.
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[Max chuckles]
He's played in more ballparks than I have.
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Hell of a guy.
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You know, he's really different.
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I actually saw him read a book
without pictures once.
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[both laughing]
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- Hi, Max.
- How you doing, Crash?
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Come on over and sit down.
242
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,662
I'm Crash.
243
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,921
Annie Savoy.
244
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,467
- Wanna dance?
- I don't dance.
245
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,009
How embarrassin'.
246
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,009
[speakersz man] ♪ Born to be bad J“
247
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,091
-[Max laughs] Really?
- What is that?
248
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,727
- ♪ Born to be bad I
-[women hooting, laughing]
249
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,932
♪ >3' Now, when I reached 21
I knew the time had come a“
250
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,438
♪ I had that old ramblin' itch :
251
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,862
A“ They're glad to see me go
Cause the little girls should know A“
252
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,939
Who's he dancing with?
253
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,025
All of them, I think.
254
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,328
J“ Get away
The ones that didn't ain't around today J“
255
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,406
♪ The sweetest piece of Iovin'
Any girl ever had A“
256
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,868
♪ Leave it to me, boys
I was born to be bad a“
257
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,045
♪ Oh, born to be bad x
258
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,836
- You Annie Savoy?
- Uh-huh.
259
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,088
Thanks for your note.
You're right. I wasn't bending my back.
260
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,887
- You got a live arm there.
- Thanks.
261
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,014
Uh, Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
262
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,762
You need a nickname, honey.
263
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,844
You know, I've been
telling everybody that.
264
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,303
[Annie laughs]
265
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,639
- You want to dance?
- Yeah.
266
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,566
She's, uh, dancing with me.
267
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,814
Afraid not, pal.
268
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,693
You boys gonna fight over little or me?
269
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,195
♪ Born to be bad x
270
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,610
- No.
- Let' 3 go.
271
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,661
Let's step outside and party, man.
272
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,996
Oh, don't be such guys.
273
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,749
- Come on, Max. Let's dance.
-0h, sure.
274
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:47,338
[speakersz man]
J“ If you want some lo vin', yeah J“
275
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,089
♪ That I'll give to you r
276
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,467
You coming or not, homeboy?
277
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:55,551
♪ If you want some huggin', baby 3
278
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,852
♪ I can hug some too 3
279
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,429
♪ Yes, yes, uh-huh :
280
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:04,394
♪ Wow! All I want, baby, is some 3
281
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,525
Let's go, man, let's go!
Come on, we're waiting!
282
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,528
- Let's go, homeboy!
-[man] Come on, Ebby. There he is.
283
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,859
- Send him back up.
- Yeah!
284
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,663
♪ Yes, yes, me too 3
285
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,036
♪ 'Cause you know you're my kind 3
286
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,165
Look, I don't believe in fighting.
All right? Let's just -
287
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,917
- Whoo!
-[Iaughing, hooting]
288
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,918
That's really sweet. I don't believe -
289
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,340
Fuck you, you pussy.
290
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,261
-[man imitating chicken]
-[Iaughing, chattering]
291
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,465
All right. Take the first shot at me.
292
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,017
No way, man. I don't hit no man first.
293
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,389
[scoffs]
294
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,313
All right, then.
295
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:47,978
- Hit me in the chest with that.
-[all murmuring]
296
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,609
- Fastball.
- I'd kill you.
297
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:55,410
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water
if you fell out of a fuckin' boat.
298
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,488
- Ow!
-[all laughing]
299
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,366
Throw it, man.
300
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,249
Throw it. Come on. Right in the chest.
301
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,670
- No way.
- Come on, Meat.
302
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:10,796
You're not gonna hit me 'cause you're
startin' to think about it already. Huh?
303
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:14,300
Startin' to think how embarrassing it would be
to miss in front of all these people,
304
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,051
how somebody might laugh.
305
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,890
Come on, rook. Show us that million-dollar arm.
'Cause I got a -
306
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,564
Well, I got a good idea
about that five-cent head of yours.
307
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,311
- Nail him, man.
- Drop him.
308
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,393
[all chattering]
309
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,980
Fuck!
310
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,324
Ball four.
311
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,743
Who the fuck are you, man?
312
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,245
[speakersz man]
J“ Oh, what a thrill, yeah J“
313
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,826
Good punch.
314
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:48,835
I'm Crash Davis, I'm your new catcher,
and you just got lesson number one.
315
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:53,134
Don't think.
It can only hurt the ball club.
316
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,337
[groans]
317
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,424
[speakersz song continues playing]
318
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,352
Wanna come inside, I'll buy you a drink.
319
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,681
-[man speaking Spanish phrase]
- No problem.
320
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,940
He's my new catcher.
321
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,191
J“ Yes, yes I
322
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:17,692
♪ Don't you know you got time s
323
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,200
♪ And I want you to be mine, whoa :
324
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,621
♪ Iidolize you r
325
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,040
We fight, she gets the clown.
How's that happen?
326
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,414
- ♪ Yes, I ido/ize you I
- God, I like this song.
327
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,961
♪ Let me idolize you r
328
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,914
All right!
329
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,295
♪ Let me idolize you r
330
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,295
♪ Let me idolize you r
331
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,757
-[man] Hey, Max! Come over here!
-[Annie sighs]
332
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,591
You boys stop fighting?
333
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,469
Pals now?
334
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,680
That's good.
335
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,983
I love a little macho male bonding.
336
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,060
I think it's sweet. I do.
337
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,896
Even if it probably is latent homosexuality
being rechanneled.
338
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,449
I'm all for rechanneling.
So who cares, right?
339
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,703
Mmm.
340
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,248
Okay, shall we go to my place?
341
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,459
Which one of us?
342
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,129
Well, both of you, of course.
343
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,286
[exhales]
344
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,208
These are the ground rules.
345
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,911
I hook up with one guy a season.
346
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,713
Usually takes me a couple of weeks
to pick the guy.
347
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,710
Kinda my own spring training.
348
00:18:55,801 --> 00:19:01,092
And, well, you two are the most promising
prospects of the season so far.
349
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,924
So I just thought we should
kinda get to know each other.
350
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,434
Time out.
351
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,386
Why do you get to choose?
352
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,768
- What?
- Why do you get to choose?
353
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,816
I mean, why don't I get to choose?
Why doesn't he get to choose?
354
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:18,147
Well, actually, nobody on this planet
ever really chooses each other.
355
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,199
I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics,
molecular attraction, and timing.
356
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,324
There are laws we don't understand
that bring us together and tear us apart.
357
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,573
It's like pheromones.
358
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,626
You get three ants together,
they can't do dick.
359
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,046
You get 300 million of them,
they can build a cathedral.
360
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,668
[laughs]
361
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:40,502
[chuckles] So, is somebody gonna
to go to bed with somebody or what?
362
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:44,760
Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown.
You better cool off.
363
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,057
[Annie, Ebby laugh]
364
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,805
Well, where are you going?
365
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,185
After 12 years in the minor leagues,
I don't try out.
366
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:58,145
Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics
when it comes to matters of the heart.
367
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,439
What do you believe in then?
368
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,234
Well, I believe in the soul,
369
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,070
the cock, the pussy,
370
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,155
the small of a woman's back,
371
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,958
the hanging curveball,
high fiber, good Scotch,
372
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,537
that the novels of Susan Sontag
are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
373
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,668
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
374
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,090
I believe there oughta be
a constitutional amendment
375
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,384
outlawing Astroturf
and the designated hitter.
376
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,429
I believe in the sweet spot,
soft-core pornography,
377
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,133
opening your presents Christmas morning
rather than Christmas Eve,
378
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,721
and I believe in long, slow, deep,
soft, wet kisses that last three days.
379
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,816
Good night.
380
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,438
Oh, my.
381
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,440
Crash.
382
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,114
Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff?
383
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,066
- Crash.
-[chuckles]
384
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:46,860
Crash, wait.
385
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,822
Look, alls I want is a date.
I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'.
386
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,534
I'm not interested in a woman
who's interested in... that boy.
387
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:55,709
Good night.
388
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,163
- Well, I'm not interested yet.
- Who you calling a boy?
389
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,873
See you at the yard, Meat.
390
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,551
Damn. Nobody's ever said no
to a date with me before.
391
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,674
He's crazy.
392
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,255
I want you bad.
393
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,012
[“La Vie en rose ” playing]
394
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,815
Honey, hold on. Slow down.
395
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,392
[laughs]
396
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,603
I want to watch.
397
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,399
Go ahead. Put it back on.
398
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,069
Jesus. What kind of chick are you?
399
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,654
[chuckles]
400
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,491
When you know how to make love,
then you'll know how to pitch.
401
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,869
I know how to pitch.
402
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,546
Good.
403
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,716
Now take it off... slowly.
404
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:49,055
[Edith Piaf] J“ Je vois la Vie en rose ♪
405
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:53,180
♪ II me dit des mots d'amour :
406
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,262
[laughs]
407
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:57,847
That's nice.
408
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,566
[Annie giggles]
409
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,395
♪ II est entré dans mon coeur r
410
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,854
Oh!
411
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,907
Oh, my! What a nice back.
412
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,410
Honey, 3 -
413
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,408
Sweetheart, sweetheart, try -
414
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,082
Try taking off your shoes and socks first.
415
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,705
My socks? It's cold in here.
416
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:21,538
What?
417
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,839
You think Dwight Gooden
leaves his socks on?
418
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:32,095
J“ E! dés queje /'aperpois J“
419
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,801
J“ Alorsje sens an moi J“
420
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:39,560
♪ Mon coeur qui bat :
421
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,643
♪ Des nuits d'amour a plus finir :
422
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:47,071
J“ Un grand bonheur qui prend 33 place J“
423
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,649
♪ Des ennuis, des chagrins s'effacent :
424
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:54,704
♪ Heureux, heureux a en mourir J“
425
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,824
Ebby, honey...
426
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,501
J“ Qua/7d 17 me prend dans ses bras J“
427
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,875
have you ever been tied up in bed?
428
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,878
♪ Je vois la vie en rose 3
429
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:35,866
Whoo-hoo! Bring it on, baby! [giggling]
430
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,742
- I heard about shit like this.
- Yeah?
431
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:41,042
- You ever heard about Walt Whitman?
- Who's he play for?
432
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,621
- He sort of pitches for the cosmic all-stars.
- Never heard of him.
433
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,298
Oh, good. Listen to this.
434
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,970
“I sing the body electric.
435
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:56,595
The armies of those I love engirth me,
and I engirth them.
436
00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:00,471
They will not let me off till I go with them,
respond to them,
437
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:04,523
and discorrupt them and charge them full
with the charge of the soul.
438
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:12,486
But the expression of a well-made man
appears not only in his face.
439
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,193
It is in his limbs and joints also.
440
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,743
- Excuse me.
- It is -”
441
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,285
Are we gonna fuck, or what?
442
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,829
[chuckles]
443
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,630
“It is curiously in the joints
of his hips and wrists,
444
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,300
love flesh swelling
and deliciously aching,
445
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:36,632
limitless Iimpid jets of love,
hot and enormous.”
446
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,137
[chattering, laughing]
447
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,846
[Larry] Yeah, yeah. Charlie Kidman.
448
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,477
Listen up, guys.
449
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,057
- Can I have your attention a minute?
-[man] No!
450
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,486
Gonna be leading a daily chapel service here
in the locker rooms at 3:00 in the afternoon.
451
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,062
[man] Amen, brother! Amen!
452
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,195
Y'all are invited to stop on by
and worship before batting practice.
453
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:58,118
Jimmy, goddamn it, loosen up and get laid.
454
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,116
-[all laughing, chattering]
- Yeah!
455
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,369
I know you all think I'm pretty square, but, uh -
456
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,451
- Aww! No, come on!
- I believe what I believe.
457
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,457
- Here we go.
-[man laughs]
458
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,084
[man whistles]
459
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,212
Jesus, Ebby.
You look like a truck ran over you, man.
460
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:16,136
Nuke. Call me Nuke.
461
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,803
Annie says that's my new nickname.
462
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,304
Okay, Nuke.
463
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:22,806
Go get 'em, Nuke.
464
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:26,730
Annie nailed you? That's great.
That means you're gonna have a great year.
465
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:31,523
Is she, uh, as good as they say?
466
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,523
No, man, we didn't fuck.
467
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,823
No, she read poetry to me all night.
468
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:42,029
It was more tiring than fucking.
469
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:49,538
[Nuke sighs] “Limpid jets of love.”
470
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,337
Hey - Hey, Crash.
471
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,293
Does that mean what I think it means?
472
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,173
“Limpid jets of love”?
473
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,631
Your shower shoes have fungus on them.
474
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:03,935
You'll never make it to the bigs
with fungus on your shower shoes.
475
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,763
Think classy, you'll be classy.
476
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,564
If you win 20 in the show,
477
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:11,142
you can let the fungus grow back
on your shower shoes,
478
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,068
and the press'll think you're colorful.
479
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:17,900
Until you win 20 in the show, however,
it means you're a slob.
480
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,407
[grunts]
481
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,453
[woman on PA]
Y'all don't forget, Saturday is Bull Day
482
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,705
down at the Nonhgate Mall.
483
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:30,786
Strike!
484
00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:34,169
[woman on PA]
Whoa! Too bad, Butch. Too bad.
485
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,921
-[stadium organ plays “Charge”]
-[crowd] Charge!
486
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,130
You're not getting
that cheese by me, Meat.
487
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:45,310
And now batting for the Bulls,
number 8, Crash Davis.
488
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,681
[umpire] Batter up.
489
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:56,820
Foulba"!
490
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,272
Foul -
491
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,450
Stupid fuck, Crash. What are you
swinging at a breaking ball for?
492
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,027
Fuck me.
493
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,037
[exhales]
494
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,163
Usually starts me off with the hammer.
495
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,370
[thinking] You're thinking too much, Crash.
You're thinking too much.
496
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,877
Get out of your fuckin' head.
Don't let him in your kitchen.
497
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:19,632
Come on, Crash. Just relax.
You got it, honey.
498
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:22,634
[thinking] All night, here we go now.
Stay back. Relax.
499
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,341
Quick bat. Quick bat, quick ba -
500
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,017
[umpire] Foul ball!
501
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:34,642
Throw that shit again, Meat.
You throw that weak-ass shit again.
502
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,069
Okay, just got a piece of it there.
You got it. You got it.
503
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,319
One more, baby. One more. You got him.
Come on, Crash.
504
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:43,492
[thinking] All fight,
he's gonna throw the deuce now. Okay?
505
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,990
He's gotta waste one.
506
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,323
Stay back and wipe that silly grin
off his face.
507
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:51,034
Come on, bring it. Bring it.
508
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,869
-[umpire] Hey!
- Jesus Christ!
509
00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,874
What was that? What the hell was that?
510
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:56,831
[Larry] Okay, babe.
What goes around comes around!
511
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:59,292
Son of a bitch throws hard.
512
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:00,626
[chuckles]
513
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,429
It's okay, Crash. You take it easy, honey.
514
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,965
[woman] Go, Crash!
515
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:09,472
[thinking] All right. 7 and 2.
You can hit this shit Relax.
516
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,478
Annie.
517
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:12,976
Annie? Annie?
518
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,773
Who's this Annie?
519
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,443
Jesus. Get out of the box, you idiot.
Where's your head?
520
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,520
Get the broad out of your head!
521
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,481
- Time out.
-[umpire] Time out!
522
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,816
-[fans yelling]
-[woman] Take your time.
523
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:24,992
Give me a rag.
524
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,076
Get a hit, Crash.
525
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,241
Shut up.
526
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,165
[chuckles]
527
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:37,921
[Larry] Come on, baby!
528
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:42,885
All right, you've seen all his pitches.
529
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,632
You've seen them all.
530
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,555
[thinking] Just shorten up, Crash.
531
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:49,054
Now bring me the gas, kid.
532
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:52,182
- Bring me the gas.
- Bring me the gas.
533
00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,434
Quick bat, quick bat, quick bat, qui -
534
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,025
[umpire] Stree!
535
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,939
[Stadium organ playing “Dixie”]
536
00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:05,445
Scotty, baby, take this to Crash.
537
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:10,413
[woman on PA]
Folks, we have a little lost girl up here.
538
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:14,208
Says her name is Lyda Anne Baker.
539
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,626
- She '// be waiting at the main ticket box. ..
- Give it to Crash.
540
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,374
For her daddy, Cedar Baker.
541
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,047
Cedar, come on, get your little girl.
542
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,214
- Crash?
- What?
543
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,212
Note from Annie.
544
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,634
Read it.
545
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:30,846
[clears throat]
“Dear Crash, You have a lovely swing,
546
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,598
but you're pulling your hips out too early.
547
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:37,557
I'd be happy to meet with you tomorrow
at the batting cage to discuss it.”
548
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:38,937
Signed Annie.
549
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:43,737
[Larry] Well, if there was one chick who'd know
you're pulling your hips out early, it'd be Annie.
550
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,992
[stadium organ playing
“Take Me Out to the Ball Game”]
551
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,624
It's kind of a personal note, kid,
so don't read it.
552
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:56,872
There you go.
553
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,511
Here, Millie.
554
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,008
What's it say?
555
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:15,019
It says, “I want to make love to you. Crash.”
556
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,436
Oh, my.
557
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,728
[bell clangs]
558
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:27,152
- You see my hips?
- Yep.
559
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:32,028
And I think Susan Sontag is brilliant.
560
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:36,540
So is this gonna happen? Us?
561
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,336
-[bell clangs]
- I'm committed to Nuke for the season.
562
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:42,584
Oh.
563
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:46,375
You had your chance the other day.
564
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,381
What is it that you see in this guy?
565
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:51,760
- I mean, he's a young, wild...
-[bell clangs]
566
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,433
-[bat hits ball]
-dim, pretty boy.
567
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:57,432
Young men are uncomplicated.
568
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,058
-[bell clangs]
- And he's not dim.
569
00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,607
He's just inexperienced.
570
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:06,650
It's my job to give him life wisdom
and to help him get on to the major leagues.
571
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,066
Well, that's funny. That's my job too.
572
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:12,609
Damn!
573
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,411
[laughs]
574
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,365
- You're pulling your hips.
- I know, I know, I know.
575
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,621
But they're nice hips.
576
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:22,081
- I looked up your records.
- You what?
577
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:25,415
Mm-hmm.
You hit 227 home runs in the minors.
578
00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:27,170
That's not bad.
579
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,376
- Don't tell anybody.
- Why not?
580
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:32,463
You hit 20 more this year, you're gonna
be the all-time minor league champ.
581
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,047
The record's 246.
582
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:40,434
Well, 247 home runs in the minor leagues
would be a kind of dubious honor.
583
00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:42,936
I think it would be great.
The Sporting News should know about it.
584
00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:45,438
No. Would you - No. Just, no.
585
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:46,815
Please.
586
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,654
Okay.
587
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,775
- Last chance.
-[bell clangs]
588
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,701
Your place or mine?
589
00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:57,746
Despite my rejection
of most Judeo-Christian ethics,
590
00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,245
I am, within the framework
of the baseball season,
591
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:01,871
-[bell clangs]
-monogamous.
592
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,541
- Give me a break.
- It's true.
593
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,339
- Stop it.
-[bell clanging]
594
00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,464
Geez - [scoffs]
595
00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:14,638
The fact is, you're afraid of meeting
a guy like me 'cause it might be real.
596
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:18,809
So... you sabotage it
with some, uh, what is it, bullshit
597
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,387
about commitment to a young boy
you can boss around.
598
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,313
That's a great deal.
599
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,561
Nice.
600
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,642
I know women like you.
601
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:29,103
-[bell clangs]
-[chuckles] I know women like you.
602
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,655
- You're a regular patron saint. You know?
-[bell clangs]
603
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,982
- Stray cats...
-[bat hits ball]
604
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:38,071
Lost causes, or 6' 3” homeless studs.
605
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:41,620
Oh, Crash, you do make speeches.
606
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,327
-[chuckles]
-[bell clangs]
607
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,413
[Annie moaning]
608
00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,883
Oh, my!
609
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,391
Oh! Crash, that was fabulous.
610
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:02,553
Crash?
611
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:06,773
You mean Nuke. You said Crash.
612
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,734
Hmm? No, honey.
613
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,437
No, I didn't. I said -
614
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,896
I said Nuke.
615
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:16,074
- You said Crash.
- Oh, no, I didn't.
616
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,402
Listen, sweetheart, you shouldn't listen
to what a woman says
617
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:21,535
when she's in the throes of passion.
618
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,741
They say the darnedest things.
619
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,576
Yeah. You said Crash.
620
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:31,382
Honey, would you rather I be
making love to him using your name,
621
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,460
or making love to you using his name?
622
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,966
- Huh? Hmm? Hmm?
-[Nuke laughing]
623
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,219
Hmm?Hmm?
624
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:43,011
- Yeah, maybe you're right.
- Uh-huh.
625
00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:50,359
Welcome to the Eastern Seaboard
Tobacco Growers City Council
626
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:52,402
Little League Cash Drop Day.
627
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:56,904
These young fellas - young men,
I should say, over here to my left -
628
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:59,906
Hi, 18. Hi, 12.
629
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:02,203
- Hey, Dino.
-[chuckles]
630
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:03,701
[Millie giggles]
631
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,580
[chuckles] Hey, Millie.
632
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,795
Hey. I'm Millie.
633
00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:15,963
I'm married.
634
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,216
-[man laughs]
-[man 2] He doesn't mean it, Millie.
635
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,013
[man] Yeah. Yeah.
636
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:22,341
[men continue chattering, laughing]
637
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:26,390
- What is that?
- Chicken bone cross.
638
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:30,600
Takes the curse off the bat
and brings me hits.
639
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,105
What are you? A goddamn witch?
640
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,607
Yes.
641
00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:36,359
A switch-hitting witch.
642
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,574
Will that work for me?
643
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,572
If you believe in voodoo.
644
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:44,371
José, I am zero for 16.
645
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,619
A big, fucking doughnut hole for 16.
646
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:49,202
I can't remember the last time
I had a base hit.
647
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:52,664
- Come on. Let me have some of that stuff.
- Man, that is not belief.
648
00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:54,794
- That's desperation.
- José!
649
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,921
Come on. Just touch my bat once.
650
00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,502
[cross rattling on bat]
651
00:34:58,597 --> 00:34:59,928
Come on. Just once.
652
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:03,133
I won't bother you the rest of the day,
I swear to God. Just touch the bat once.
653
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:06,935
[man on PA]
Ladies and gentlemen, five, four,
654
00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,640
three, two, one!
655
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,271
- Let 'ergo./
-[fans cheering, whistling]
656
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:16,023
[man on PA] One thousand big ones!
657
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,482
[stadium organ playing]
658
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,244
[man] Come on, Nuke.
659
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:31,999
-[outfielders chattering]
- This batter ain't nothin'. Come on, Nuke.
660
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:34,705
[chattering continues]
661
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:38,087
- Come on, Nuke, nice and easy.
- Okay, Nuke.
662
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,380
[fans groaning]
663
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:44,631
[Crash] Cut it!
664
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:47,926
Time out.
665
00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:50,058
[man] Let's play ball! Come on!
666
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,934
-[man] One down.
- Stay there.
667
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:54,232
Give me the ball. Give me the ball.
668
00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,525
Hey.
669
00:35:56,780 --> 00:36:00,364
Relax, all right?
Don't try to strike everybody out.
670
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,946
Strikeouts are boring.
Besides that, they're fascist.
671
00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,779
Throw some ground balls.
672
00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:08,455
-[umpire] Play ball!
- It's more democratic.
673
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,583
What's this guy know, anyway?
674
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,537
If he's so great, how come he's been
in the minors for ten years?
675
00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,747
If he's so hot,
how come Annie wants me instead of him?
676
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:17,797
Oh, hey.
677
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:21,377
And another thing, Meat.
You don't know shit. All right?
678
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:23,678
You wanna make it to the show,
you'll listen to me.
679
00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:26,757
Annie only wants you 'cause
she can boss you around. Got it?
680
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:31,220
So relax. Let's have some fun out here.
This game's fun. Okay?
681
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,306
It's fun, goddamn it.
682
00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:37,735
And don't hold the ball so hard. Okay?
It's an egg.
683
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:39,978
Hold it like an egg.
684
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,566
-[chuckles]
- All right, let's play ball! Come on!
685
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:45,617
What does he know about fun?
686
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:47,615
I'm young. I know about fun.
687
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,243
He's an old man.
He don't know nothin' about fun.
688
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,540
[Crash]
All right, nobody's gone out there.
689
00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:57,496
{scoffs}
Why is he calling for a curveball?
690
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,290
I wanna bring heat.
691
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,794
Shake him off. Throw what you want.
692
00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,309
Goddamn it. Time out.
693
00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,602
Hey!
694
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,514
Why are you shaking me off? Huh?
695
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,692
I want to bring the heater
to announce my presence with authority.
696
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:21,110
- To announce your what?
- To announce my presence with authority.
697
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,108
You announce your fucking presence
with authority?
698
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,406
This guy is a first-ball fastball hitter.
He's looking for heat.
699
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,905
Oh, yeah? So what? He ain't seen my heat.
700
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,282
All right, Meat. Give him your heat.
701
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:40,005
Why is he always calling me Meat?
I'm the guy driving a Porsche.
702
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,421
Fastball.
703
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:49,764
Come on, Nuke. Settle down, boy.
Settle down. Take your time.
704
00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,394
[fans shouting, complaining]
705
00:37:58,485 --> 00:38:01,102
[bull lowing]
706
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:04,314
[woman on PA] Home run for Bud Crooks
of the Faye fie Ville Genera/s.
707
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,865
What are you doing? Huh?
What are you doing standing here?
708
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:09,283
I give you a gift,
you stand here, show up my pitcher?
709
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:10,610
Run, dummy!
710
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,788
[bull continues lowing]
711
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,457
Give me the ball.
712
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:21,171
Well, he really hit the shit
out of that one, didn't he? [laughs]
713
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,669
- I held it like an egg.
- Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch.
714
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,094
Look at that. He hit the fuckin' bull.
Guy gets a free steak.
715
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,342
[laughs]
716
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:32,424
- You having fun yet?
- Oh, yeah, I'm having a blast. Thanks.
717
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:33,805
Good.
718
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,896
God! Sucker teed off it
like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball.
719
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,689
- He did know.
- How?
720
00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,104
I told him.
721
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,729
-[Crash] All right, one down.
-[Larry] Still got nobody out.
722
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,987
Nuke, you're the man! No batter, no batter!
Chuck hard, kid! You got him, baby!
723
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:50,863
Don't think. Just throw.
724
00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:53,412
-[players, fans chattering]
- Don't think. Just throw.
725
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,284
[Skip] Come on! You the man! You the man!
726
00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:57,958
Chuck hard! Chuck hard!
You got him! You got him! You got him!
727
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,752
[fan] Throw strikes!
728
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:05,958
-[umpire] Stee!
-[fan] That-a-way!
729
00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,760
God, that was beautiful. What'd I do?
730
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:19,103
Hang on, Millie. Here we go again.
731
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,979
[man]
♪ I Imowl've been foolin'myselftoo long ♪
732
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:26,107
♪ I'm never right, but always wrong 3
733
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,234
♪ Good-bye, baby, so long x
734
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:33,569
♪ You know you never let this thing catch on r
735
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:35,825
♪ You never let me be that strong 3
736
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,246
[fans cheering]
737
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,744
♪ So long, baby, good-bye :
738
00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:45,422
[woman on PA] That's the first home run
of the year for Crash Davis.
739
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:50,628
That brings the score
up to Faye lie Ville 74, Durham 2.
740
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,180
[sighs] Hell of a shot.
741
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,766
Sorry it got wasted.
742
00:39:56,853 --> 00:40:00,938
Jesus. I don't know
what to do with these guys.
743
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,765
I beg, I plead.
744
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,476
I try to be a nice guy.
I'm a nice guy, but I don't -
745
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,902
- Scare 'em.
- Huh?
746
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,696
They're kids. Scare 'em.
747
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,067
That's what I'd do.
748
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:16,949
Yeah.
749
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,831
[chuckles]
750
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,295
Everybody into the shower!
751
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:29,340
Anybody ain't in this shower in 10 seconds
gonna get fined $100!
752
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,213
- Larry!
- One Mississippi!
753
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:34,046
Two Mississippi. Three Mississippi.
Four Mississippi.
754
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,051
- Get in there! Hurry it up!
- Five Mississippi. Six Mississippi.
755
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:40,978
Seven Mississippi. Eight Mississippi.
Nine Mississippi. Ten Mississippi.
756
00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:42,520
[Skip] You guys!
757
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:46,271
You lollygag the ball around the infield.
758
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,728
You lollygag your way down to first!
759
00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:52,405
You lollygag in and out of the dugout.
760
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:55,325
Do you know what that makes you? Larry.
761
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:57,277
- Lollygaggers.
- Lollygaggers.
762
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:00,739
- What's our record, Larry?
- Eight and 16.
763
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:03,450
Eight and 16.
764
00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:06,207
How did we ever win eight?
765
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,288
- It's a miracle.
- It's a miracle.
766
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:13,256
This is a simple game.
767
00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:15,970
You throw the ball.
768
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,515
You hit the ball.
769
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,718
You catch the ball.
770
00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:24,019
[shouts] You got it?
771
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:30,144
Now, we have got a 12-day road trip
starting tomorrow.
772
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,439
Bus leaves 6:00 in the morning.
773
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,867
Goddamn son-of-a-bitchin'
motherfucking shitheads.
774
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:39,661
Goddamn it!
775
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,200
Yeah, Skipper, you wanted to see me?
776
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,285
Yeah, uh, Bobby.
777
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,745
Shut the door.
778
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:02,217
This is the toughest job a manager has,
779
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:07,146
but the organization
has decided to make a change.
780
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,349
They're releasing you from your contract.
781
00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:13,062
Skip, I know I'm in a goddamn slump,
but I hit the ball hard today.
782
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:16,365
A couple of flares drop in for me,
I'm right back in the groove.
783
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,655
Sorry.
784
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,781
Hey.
785
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:31,959
-[Larry] Let's go. Come on.
- Nuke?
786
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:33,748
Honey.
787
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,006
[Larry] Let's go. Come on. We got five hours.
Five-hour drive coming up.
788
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:40,179
Move your ass and get everything in.
People are on, people are out.
789
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,804
Honey, I want you to wear these
when you're pitching on the road.
790
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,932
- What are they?
- They're garters.
791
00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,933
They're gonna hug your waist and snuggle
792
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:50,265
and kinda dangle off your thighs and buns
in such a wonderful way
793
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,270
that'll help you see things differently.
794
00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:56,855
Plus, it'll remind you of me, which is a lot nicer
than thinkin' about all those nasty hitters.
795
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:59,737
Jesus, Annie, I don't -
[chuckles] I don't know.
796
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,613
You've been pitchin' out
of the wrong side of your brain.
797
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,911
This'll help put things on the right side.
798
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,698
Big-league pitchers don't use these.
799
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:09,376
They did when they were
in the Carolina League.
800
00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:10,623
[Larry] Nuke. Nuke.
801
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:12,795
Excuse me. Time to go to work.
802
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:14,589
803
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,211
Mmm.
804
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,293
[both chuckling]
805
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,257
- Bye, y'all.
-[making kissing sounds]
806
00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:24,557
- Bye.
- Give me a break.
807
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:28,262
Bye. Go get 'em, boys.
Hit 'em where they ain't.
808
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:46,405
[acoustic guitar strumming]
809
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:51,038
♪ She may get woolly :
810
00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:55,589
♪ >J' Young girls, they do get woolly I'
811
00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:59,259
♪ 'Cause of all the stress :
812
00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:01,837
♪ Yeah I
813
00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:05,556
♪ When they get woolly :
814
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:10,854
♪ Try a little tenderness, yeah 3
815
00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:12,556
Stop it.
816
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,766
[man] Thank you.
817
00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,977
- What?
- It's not “woolly.”
818
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,236
Nobody gets Woolly.”
819
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,439
Women get weary. They don't get woolly.
820
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:24,533
Nobody's got stress.
They're wearing a dress.
821
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,952
Goddamn, I hate people
that get the words wrong.
822
00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:31,450
How come you don't like me?
823
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:34,707
'Cause you don't respect yourself,
which is your problem.
824
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:39,424
But you don't respect the game,
and that's my problem.
825
00:44:40,136 --> 00:44:41,342
You got a gift.
826
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:43,340
- What do I got?
- You got a gift.
827
00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:47,174
When you were a baby, the gods reached down
and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt.
828
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:50,101
You got a hall-of-fame arm,
but you're pissing it away.
829
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,678
I ain't pissin' nothing away.
830
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:55,265
I got a Porsche already.
I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
831
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,771
Christ, you don't need
a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
832
00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,978
What you need is a curveball. Huh?
833
00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:02,063
In the show, everybody can hit a fastball.
834
00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,399
Well, how would you know?
835
00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:06,484
You been in the majors?
836
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:08,953
[scoffs]
837
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,789
Yeah, I've been in the majors.
838
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:14,038
[Tony] You were? Yeah? Where were you?
839
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:16,085
[Deke] You've been in the show, man?
840
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,455
Yeah, I was in the show.
841
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:22,130
I was in the show for 21 days once.
842
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,882
[man] Wow. [chuckles]
843
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,930
- The 21 greatest days of my life.
- I'll bet.
844
00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:32,011
You never handle your luggage in the show.
Somebody else carries your bags.
845
00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:34,061
It was great.
846
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,732
- You hit white balls for batting practice.
-[Iaughing] White balls!
847
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:40,810
And the ballparks are like cathedrals.
848
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:44,772
The hotels all have room service.
849
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,403
[man] Room service?
850
00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:49,031
And the women
all have long legs and brains.
851
00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:51,112
[Iaughing, giggling]
852
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:55,367
- They're really hot, huh?
- Yeah, and so are the pitchers.
853
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:59,455
They throw ungodly breaking stuff
in the show - exploding sliders.
854
00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:06,503
You could be one of those guys.
Nuke could be one of those guys.
855
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,588
But you don't give a fuck, Meat.
856
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:12,267
Listen, I'm sick and fucking tired
of you calling me Meat.
857
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:17,063
- You want to step outside?
- Yeah, I'll step outside.
858
00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:19,140
Hey, hey, hey! Come on, Crash!
859
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:21,317
-[men shouting]
- Man, come on! He was kidding!
860
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:24,362
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Back off, back off!
861
00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:27,941
Come on. What's the problem?
Crash. Crash. Nuke, what's happening, man?
862
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:31,903
I was just gonna ask Crash
to show me how to throw a breaking ball.
863
00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:35,707
Good idea. Good idea. Yeah.
Anybody bring a ball? Let's get a ball.
864
00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:13,036
[recordingz fans cheering]
865
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,533
Double off the wall by Higgins.
866
00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:17,786
Once again, the Durham pitchers
are unable to get the first out of the inning.
867
00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:20,535
[bat hits ball]
868
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:25,211
[fans jeering, chattering]
869
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:42,019
[Garland] The Bulls will attempt
to end a six-game losing streak
870
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:45,192
against the Greensboro Hornets
with Nuke LaLoosh on the hill.
871
00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,906
Base hit to center field off LaLoosh.
872
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,165
[recordingz fans cheering]
873
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,672
That closes the book on LaLoosh today.
874
00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:11,674
Five earned runs, five hits, five strikeouts,
five walks, and five wild pitches.
875
00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:14,096
It's time to tell it like it is, sports fans.
876
00:48:14,183 --> 00:48:17,517
This is the most wretched road trip
I've seen in 20 years,
877
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:20,516
and possibly the worst Durham team
in a half century.
878
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:23,598
Is the modern-day athlete
a pale imitation of the great old warriors?
879
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,774
Only Crash Davis stands out this year.
880
00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:30,105
Begging the question, what are these boys
thinking about? 'Cause it sure ain't baseball.
881
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,650
[brakes hissing]
882
00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:38,663
[man] Bench my ass. Bench me.
883
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:41,161
[man 2] What's up with that? Ha!
884
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:43,835
-[men chattering]
-[Larry] Mr. Originality.
885
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:51,589
Hey, Mr. Hormone, check out this.
886
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:54,762
Ice skaters. God, look at 'em.
887
00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:57,056
[Tony]
Hey, fellas, that's what we need, man.
888
00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:59,680
One night with some of these skaters
and we can get back on track.
889
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:00,760
Yeah, right.
890
00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:03,688
We just need a night off
to end our losing streak.
891
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:05,765
What we need is a rainout.
892
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:07,476
I can get us a rainout.
893
00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:10,187
Man, there ain't been
a cloud in the sky in weeks.
894
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:14,899
Hundred bucks says
I can get us a rainout for tomorrow.
895
00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,908
- You got it, man.
-[Iaughing] You're on!
896
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:30,006
[dog barking]
897
00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:32,629
[Tony] I ain't paying for this.
Crash, pay for this.
898
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,927
[Crash] Shut up.
You're gonna wake everybody up.
899
00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:37,927
Let the bonus baby pay for it.
900
00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:41,351
-[dog barking]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Jesus, man.
901
00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:43,599
- Geez!
- Shit.
902
00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:45,179
[giggles]
903
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,810
-[chuckles] What, man?
-[whispering] Shh! Quiet. Come here.
904
00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:55,444
-[Iaughs]
- Hey, man, I'm 0 for 16.
905
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:58,743
- I'm 0 for June!
-[all laughing]
906
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,070
Hey, Crash, what are you doing?
907
00:50:01,165 --> 00:50:03,406
-[Iaughing continues]
- Oh, my God.
908
00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:13,169
Oh, my goodness!
909
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,217
[laughs]
910
00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:17,887
[laughing]
We got ourselves a natural disaster.
911
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:21,261
[guitar intro]
912
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:27,096
[full band joins in: upbeat pop]
913
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,478
[man] J" Last night J“
914
00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:33,569
- ♪ / got loaded I
-[players yelling]
915
00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:36,148
♪ On a bottle of gin :
916
00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:38,449
♪ On a bottle of gin :
917
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:41,535
♪ Last night 3
918
00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:43,784
- Dive!
- ♪ I got loaded J“
919
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,244
♪ On a bottle of gin :
920
00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:48,827
- Come on, old man!
- ♪ On a bottle of gin J“
921
00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:51,834
- ♪ But / feel all night I
- Whoo!
922
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:54,499
♪ I feel all right 3
923
00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:58,382
♪ I feel all right 3
924
00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:00,133
♪ Feel all right 3
925
00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:02,969
♪ Feel all right 3
926
00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:08,354
[song continues: instrumental break]
927
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:26,827
[man] J“ She may be wea/y J“
928
00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,952
♪ Women do get weary :
929
00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:38,005
♪ Wearin' the same old shabby dress 3
930
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:45,300
♪ And when she's weary :
931
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:51,307
♪ Try a little tenderness :
932
00:51:58,532 --> 00:51:59,647
[93393]
933
00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:02,867
Hey. Hey.
934
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,661
- Wake up.
- Huh?
935
00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:07,614
You're awake.
936
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,244
You're okay.
937
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:11,872
You were dreaming.
938
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,502
You're okay?
939
00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:19,084
[mutters] I was playing damn near naked.
940
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:21,089
- What?
- I was naked.
941
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,428
Playing naked.
942
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,179
I know.
943
00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:29,977
I know. I have that dream all the time too.
944
00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:33,231
We're almost home.
945
00:52:40,449 --> 00:52:42,611
All right, watch your head.
946
00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:44,988
- Here you go.
- Let me get that black bag.
947
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:46,240
- Here.
- I'm not your slave.
948
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:48,446
- That's not your bag.
- No, that one over there.
949
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:51,532
[men chattering]
950
00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:53,994
-[engine starts]
- Need a ride?
951
00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:56,455
Uh, yeah. You goin' my way?
952
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:58,630
Hi.
953
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:07,472
Whoa.
954
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,303
[men singing harmony]
J“ I've been made blue J“
955
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:16,815
♪ I've been lied to r
956
00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:20,486
-[yawns]
- J" When will I be loved? I
957
00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:22,233
God, I'm tired.
958
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:24,732
What a trip.
959
00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:29,287
I was lousy.
I mean, I was worse than lousy.
960
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:33,287
Every time I pitched,
it was like throwing gasoline on a fire.
961
00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:37,416
[imitating explosions]
962
00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:41,541
- I mean, I -
- What is all this “I, I, I' stuff?
963
00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:45,003
What about me, huh?
Aren't you glad to see me?
964
00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:47,054
Don't I look nice?
965
00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:50,515
You look great. I'm sorry.
966
00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:53,264
- I'm just totally exhausted.
- Well, good.
967
00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,347
Physical exhaustion
can be spiritually fabulous.
968
00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:59,776
What you need is a good game of catch.
969
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:02,229
- Catch?
- Mm-hmm.
970
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,030
Mmm-baby, mmm-baby, come on.
Fire one in here.
971
00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,199
This is ridiculous. I'm a professional.
972
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:10,119
Will you just give it a try and lean in?
973
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:14,247
Thank you.
974
00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:18,290
Now, I want you
to breathe through your eyelids.
975
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,586
- My eyelids?
- Yeah.
976
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,630
Like the lava lizards
of the Galapagos Islands.
977
00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:25,426
See, there's some lizards have a parietal eye
behind their heads so they can see backwards.
978
00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:30,549
Haven't you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela,
he just doesn't even look when he pitches?
979
00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:34,681
He's a Mayan Indian. Or an Aztec.
I forget which one. I get 'em confused.
980
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:36,979
- So do I.
- Stand up for a second.
981
00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:39,397
I want you to be aware
of the chakra connection
982
00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:41,567
-between your feet and your testicles.
- Chakra?
983
00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:45,738
Yeah, your right leg and your left testicle,
and your left leg and your right testicle.
984
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:48,111
- I like that.
- I bet you do.
985
00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:50,364
Give me the ball. Come on.
I'm tired of hearing this.
986
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:53,037
All right. Fire one in there! Come on.
987
00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:55,410
Okay...
988
00:54:57,544 --> 00:55:00,377
You're patronizing me,
and I will not be patronized.
989
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,876
If I throw too hard,
I'm gonna hurt the girl.
990
00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:08,720
This girl has handled a lot of pitchers
whose records are a lot better than 1 and 7.
991
00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:10,262
-1 and 6.
- Oh, sorry.
992
00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:11,805
Give me the goddamn ball.
993
00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:22,691
- How do you like that?
- That was much better. Did you see that?
994
00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:26,112
Because your delivery was fully integrated
because you weren't thinking about it
995
00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:28,565
'cause you were pissed off at me!
Now that's progress.
996
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,697
Get your butt up here, and let's bend over
and I'm gonna show you -
997
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:33,323
I give up. I give up.
998
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:35,324
Come on, let's go inside and make love
999
00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:38,658
and fall asleep
until it's time to go to the ballpark.
1000
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:44,293
Or... we could just take
all that sexual energy and...
1001
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:47,507
kinda hold onto it for a few hours
1002
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:51,007
and then rechannel it
into your pitching tonight.
1003
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:56,017
You're a powerful young thing,
Ebby Calvin.
1004
00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:01,013
You want something for that sore shoulder?
1005
00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:03,770
Yeah, I want that shit
that don't smell bad, all right?
1006
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:07,229
- Well, it's on back order.
-[man] Give him some of that shit.
1007
00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:10,155
[men chattering]
1008
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:21,079
- Wha -
- That's hot.
1009
00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:24,120
No, I mean it. That's very hot.
1010
00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:29,838
Annie says it'll keep one side of my brain
occupied while I'm on the mound,
1011
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:32,044
thus keeping my brain slightly off-center,
1012
00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:34,676
which is where it should be
for artists and pitchers.
1013
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:37,724
Okay.
1014
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:43,773
She also - She also said that I should throw
whatever pitches you call for.
1015
00:56:45,277 --> 00:56:47,234
Annie's a very smart lady.
1016
00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:51,693
What?
1017
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:57,195
The rose goes in the front, big guy.
1018
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,834
[woman on PA]
Now batting for the Salem Buffs,
1019
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:06,288
center fielder Joe McCorkle.
1020
00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:07,792
[grunts]
1021
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:11,167
This underwear feels kind of sexy.
1022
00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:14,803
Don't make me queer, right? Right.
1023
00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:17,139
Whoo!
1024
00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:21,593
Breaking ball.
1025
00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:29,568
- Yeahl
- All right! Good way to start, baby!
1026
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,145
Right.
1027
00:57:31,907 --> 00:57:34,865
I mean, I ain't queer. No, I ain't.
1028
00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:37,242
[sighs]
1029
00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:41,454
Fastball.
1030
00:57:45,212 --> 00:57:46,543
Stee!
1031
00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:51,670
Ninety-six miles an hour. He looks good.
But why's he all twistin' up like that?
1032
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,593
He's using his parietal eye,
just like Fernando.
1033
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,047
Ooh, that was a humdinger.
1034
00:57:58,350 --> 00:57:59,681
Come on.
1035
00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:06,396
Fastball again? Why's he want the heat?
I just threw heat.
1036
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:09,942
Don't think, Meat. Just give him the gas.
1037
00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:14,651
Out!
1038
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:19,035
Geez. What's got into Nuke?
1039
00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:23,536
He's wearing garters, and he's breathing
out of his eyelids like a lava lizard.
1040
00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,537
Old, uh, Mayan deal.
1041
00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:27,538
- Aztec.
- Aztec deal.
1042
00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:36,468
Got it! I got it!
1043
00:58:38,932 --> 00:58:40,798
[Larry] Way to go! Way to go!
1044
00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:46,387
- Had my mojo working!
- You nuked 'em!
1045
00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:48,097
You know what a mojo is?
1046
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,144
- Sure.
- No, you don't.
1047
00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:52,442
I was great, huh?
1048
00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:56,155
Your fastball's up.
Your curveball's hanging.
1049
00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:58,403
In the show, they would've ripped you.
1050
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:03,947
- Can't you even let me enjoy the moment?
- The moment's over.
1051
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:08,789
[woman on PA] Y'all, don't forget to try one
of Uncle Fred's yummy red hots while you're here.
1052
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:11,291
This guy starts me off
with a breaking ball...
1053
00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:14,756
I'm taking him downtown.
1054
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:17,210
- He bad. He bad.
-[clamoring]
1055
00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:25,096
I dare you to throw me the hammer.
You ain't that stupid.
1056
00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:28,179
Stepping up to the plate for Durham,
our own Crash Davis.
1057
00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:31,561
Come on, put your hands together for Crash.
Let's hear it!
1058
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:35,895
Let's go.
1059
00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:39,857
[thinking] Come on, Meat
Bring me that weak-ass shit, huh?
1060
00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:42,864
Bring it. Bring it. Bring it.
1061
00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:45,571
-[crack]
-[crowd cheers]
1062
00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:48,995
Oh, my.
1063
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:54,922
[all] Whoo!
1064
00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:01,178
2-nothing Bulls in the second.
First time the Bulls have been ahead in weeks.
1065
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:02,800
- Eh, Whitey?
- Mm-hmm.
1066
01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:04,973
Let's see
if the real Nuke LaLoosh will show up.
1067
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,388
[crowd chanting] Bulls! Bulls!
1068
01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:08,969
[sighs]
1069
01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:20,397
Back! Back, back, back, back!
1070
01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:22,654
- Room! You got room!
- Back!
1071
01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,443
You got room!
1072
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,449
{cheefin
- Out! 9]
1073
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,457
What are you doing out here?
I'm cruising, man.
1074
01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,164
I want you to throw the next one
at the mascot.
1075
01:00:37,259 --> 01:00:39,375
Why? I'm finally throwing it
where I want to throw it.
1076
01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:41,460
Just throw it at the bull, all right?
1077
01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:43,137
Trust me.
1078
01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:47,549
He's the boss.
1079
01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:57,773
A staggering start by LaLoosh. He's thrown
five outs on nine pitches, all of 'em strikes.
1080
01:00:57,863 --> 01:01:01,822
He's got pinpoint control here tonight,
Bull fans. Here's the pitch.
1081
01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:07,320
-[groans]
-[crowd cheers]
1082
01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:14,160
- This guy's crazy.
- Yep.
1083
01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:17,997
I wouldn't dig in there if I was you.
Next one might be at your head.
1084
01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:21,424
I don't know where it's gonna go.
1085
01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,218
I swear to God.
1086
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,050
[chuckling menacingly]
1087
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,727
[chuckling continues]
1088
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:40,770
-[cheering]
- You're the man, Nuke. You're the man.
1089
01:01:40,864 --> 01:01:42,480
Easy game. Easy game.
1090
01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:46,608
[Garland] Top of the ninth, two outs.
1091
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:49,786
One out away from a stunning
two-hit shutout for LaLoosh.
1092
01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,703
Bear down, Meat. Don't let up.
1093
01:01:54,377 --> 01:01:56,084
You own these guys.
1094
01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,663
Dad would love a shutout.
1095
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:06,211
Oh, no, no, no. No.
1096
01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:11,054
No, no. He's looking for heat.
1097
01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:12,884
Let me give him the deuce.
1098
01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:15,308
[woman] Play ball!
1099
01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:20,184
Oh, no, he's shaking off the signs.
Big mistake.
1100
01:02:20,779 --> 01:02:23,817
This son of a bitch is throwing
a two-hit shutout, he's shaking me off.
1101
01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:25,363
You believe that shit?
1102
01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:30,411
Charlie, here comes the deuce.
1103
01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:33,037
And when you speak of me, speak well.
1104
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:41,167
- No, no, serve it up.
- Yeah.
1105
01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:48,004
[crowd gasping]
1106
01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:52,428
Woman on PM Home run, Jimmy Powell.
1107
01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:54,843
Give me the ball.
1108
01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:03,610
You told him I was gonna
throw a deuce, right?
1109
01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:05,108
Yep.
1110
01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,690
Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry.
1111
01:03:10,370 --> 01:03:14,455
Anything that travels that far ought to have
a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?
1112
01:03:17,419 --> 01:03:18,659
[man] Let's go!
1113
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:27,339
[soundtrackz rock]
1114
01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:33,761
[cheering]
1115
01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:42,690
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1116
01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:49,318
Yeah!
1117
01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:51,195
[cheering]
1118
01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:55,120
[Annie] When Nuke started listening
to Crash, everything fell into place.
1119
01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:58,415
He started throwing strikes,
and we started to win.
1120
01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:00,742
But Nuke was still confused.
1121
01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:05,707
He was so encouraged by his victory
that he vowed not to have sex until he lost.
1122
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,964
Unfortunately, however, he kept on winning,
and for one extraordinary June and July,
1123
01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:15,721
the Durham Bulls began playing baseball
with joy and verve and poetry.
1124
01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:20,395
The two sides of my own brain
were all jumbled up and cross-wired.
1125
01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:22,348
While one side was being neglected,
1126
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:26,151
the other was in paradise
watching our Bulls play like big-Ieaguers.
1127
01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:30,113
We swept a four-game series at Kinston,
two games at Winston-Salem,
1128
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,738
and kicked the holy shit out of Greensboro
in a three-game set.
1129
01:04:33,828 --> 01:04:37,913
And Crash, who kept hitting dingers,
was approaching the minor league record,
1130
01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,077
though I told nobody.
1131
01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:46,505
Afler sweeping a July 4 doubleheader,
the Durham Bulls were tied for first.
1132
01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:50,801
Beautiful as the winning streak was,
I was gettin' damn lonely.
1133
01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:53,170
Something had to be done.
1134
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,096
I needed a man.
1135
01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:57,049
Yeah!
1136
01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:01,512
- Nukel
- Hey, Jimmy, how you doln'?
1137
01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:03,847
[shouts]
1138
01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:07,060
Yeah! I love winning, man.
1139
01:05:07,153 --> 01:05:09,645
I fuckin' love winning.
1140
01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:11,275
You hear what I'm saying?
1141
01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:13,403
It's, like, better than losing?
1142
01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:17,365
Teach me something new, man.
I need to learn.
1143
01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:19,370
Teach me something.
1144
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:23,750
[Crash] You got something to write with?
Good. It's time to work on your interviews.
1145
01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:25,999
[Nuke] My interviews? What do I gotta do?
1146
01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:28,171
You're gonna have to learn your clichés.
1147
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:31,751
You're gonna have to study them.
You're gonna have to know them.
1148
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:34,758
They're your friends. Write this down.
1149
01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:38,390
“We got to play 'em one day at a time.”
1150
01:05:38,476 --> 01:05:42,265
“...got to play...”
That's pretty boring, you know.
1151
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,767
Of course it's boring. That's the point.
Write it down.
1152
01:05:44,858 --> 01:05:48,146
“...one day at a time.”
1153
01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:51,103
All right. “I'm just happy to be here.
1154
01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:53,859
Hope I can help the ball club.”
1155
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,738
I know. Write it down.
1156
01:05:57,495 --> 01:06:01,580
“I just want to give it my best shot,
1157
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:05,830
and the good Lord willing,
things will work out.”
1158
01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:10,297
“...good Lord willing,
1159
01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:13,045
-things will work out.”
-“Things will work out.” Yep.
1160
01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:14,626
How's Annie?
1161
01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:20,598
She's getting pretty steamed actually
1162
01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:23,894
'cause I'm still rechanneling
my sexual energy.
1163
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:30,059
I'm figuring I'm just gonna cave in
and sleep with her, you know,
1164
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:31,689
to calm her down.
1165
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,237
- Are you out of your mind?
- I'm just -
1166
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:36,486
- Are you out of your mind?
- Just talking about one time.
1167
01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:39,989
If you give in now,
you might start losing. Huh?
1168
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:46,997
Never fuck with a winning streak.
1169
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,208
[horn honking]
1170
01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:54,583
[Annie] Hi, boys.
1171
01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:57,799
Hi, darlin'. Get in here, you sweet thing.
1172
01:06:57,889 --> 01:06:59,596
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Hey, Millie.
1173
01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:01,468
Want a ride?
1174
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:06,061
Have you accepted Jesus Christ
as your personal savior?
1175
01:07:06,898 --> 01:07:08,354
No.
1176
01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:10,899
Can I give you my testimony?
1177
01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:14,235
You can do anything you want.
1178
01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:20,442
Hop in.
1179
01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:23,369
[giggles]
1180
01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:26,911
I am so proud of you guys.
1181
01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:35,086
- You want some more soup, honey?
- Oh, no, thanks. That was good.
1182
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:42,423
How about a little, urn, back rub?
1183
01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:46,181
No, I'm-I'm okay.
I think I'm gonna just take a little nap.
1184
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:51,182
- You want me to tuck you in?
- Annie. Annie, you can't seduce me.
1185
01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:55,565
[laughs] Sweetie,
I'm not gonna try to seduce you.
1186
01:07:58,741 --> 01:08:01,108
- What's that?
- That's my leg.
1187
01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:02,784
[chuckles] I know what it is.
1188
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:05,453
I just thought maybe we could
work on some fundamentals,
1189
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:09,534
since we're not gonna make love, and kind of...
improve your hand-eye coordination.
1190
01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:13,416
-[chuckles] My hand-eye coordination?
- Mm-hmm. Unsnap my stocking.
1191
01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:19,168
The other day, Crash called a woman's pu -
1192
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:21,094
pussy, urn...
1193
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:24,593
Well, you know how the hair
is kind of in a “V” shape?
1194
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:29,269
- Yes, I do.
- Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle.
1195
01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:32,564
He said that a man can get lost in there
and never be heard from again.
1196
01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:36,063
- What a nasty thing to say.
- Oh, no, no. He didn't mean it nasty.
1197
01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:41,991
He - He said that getting lost
and disappearing from the face of the earth
1198
01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:45,990
was sometimes a good thing to do,
especially like that.
1199
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:50,415
But he also said that there are times
for discipline,
1200
01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:53,960
and-and self-control,
and I think this is one of those times.
1201
01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:56,505
Well, Crash is a very smart man.
1202
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:59,508
Now, honey, let's give it a try.
1203
01:09:05,224 --> 01:09:06,714
Here, wait a minute. Watch. Watch.
1204
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:14,598
Now you try it. Go ahead.
1205
01:09:21,199 --> 01:09:22,439
Mm-hmm.
1206
01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:26,033
Yep.
1207
01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:29,784
Mmm. Yeah. That's it.
1208
01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:34,159
- You're playing with my mind.
- I'm trying to play with your body.
1209
01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:37,788
- I knew it. You're trying to seduce me.
- Of course I'm trying to seduce you, for God's sake.
1210
01:09:37,882 --> 01:09:40,465
I'm doing a damn poor job of it.
Aren't I pretty?
1211
01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:44,340
-0h, God, I think you're real cute.
- Cute?
1212
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:47,388
Baby ducks are cute. I hate cute!
1213
01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:50,558
I want to be exotic and mysterious.
1214
01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:54,479
You are.
You're exotic and mysterious and cute and -
1215
01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:57,728
That's why I'd better leave.
1216
01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,730
Nuke, you got it all wrong!
1217
01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:03,359
There's no relationship
between sex and baseball. Ask Crash.
1218
01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:05,690
- I did.
- And what did he say?
1219
01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:08,277
He said if I give in to you,
I'll start losing again.
1220
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:11,241
- He did?
- Yeah.
1221
01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:14,491
I'll be back when we lose.
1222
01:10:20,258 --> 01:10:22,044
Damn it. [grunts]
1223
01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:26,587
[muttering]
1224
01:10:28,516 --> 01:10:30,928
[footsteps approaching]
1225
01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:38,269
How dare you tell Nuke
to stay out of my bed!
1226
01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:41,021
You are messing with my private life!
1227
01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:43,611
Knock, knock. You know? “Come in.”
1228
01:10:43,698 --> 01:10:45,564
- You're confusing him.
- Where's “Thank you”?
1229
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:47,899
- You're bending his mind all out of shape.
- I'm what?
1230
01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:50,486
- You're confusing him.
- I'm confusing him?
1231
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:52,867
You got him breathing
out of the wrong goddamn eyelid.
1232
01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:55,164
You got him parading around
the locker room like a fruit.
1233
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:59,245
That is a religious ritual, and it happens
to be working, if you don't mind my saying.
1234
01:10:59,338 --> 01:11:01,796
Wait a second. Who dresses you?
1235
01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:03,339
- What?
- Who dresses you?
1236
01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:06,464
Don't you think this is a little excessive
for the Carolina League?
1237
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:10,467
“The road of excess leads
to the palace of wisdom.” William Blake.
1238
01:11:10,558 --> 01:11:12,219
- William Blake?
- William Blake.
1239
01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:14,426
- William Blake?
- William Blake!
1240
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:17,103
- What do you mean, William Blake?
- I mean William Blake!
1241
01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:23,234
Who are you? I mean, do you have a job?
1242
01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:26,530
I teach part-time
at Alamance Junior College.
1243
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,278
English 101 and Beginning Composition!
1244
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:33,282
You know,
having a conversation with you is like -
1245
01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:36,910
-is like a Martian talking to a fungo.
- Oh, cute.
1246
01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:40,494
Just because sometimes you manage
to be clever and you have a nice smile
1247
01:11:40,588 --> 01:11:42,454
does not mean you are not full of shit.
1248
01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:44,505
- What, I'm full of shit?
- You're full of shit.
1249
01:11:44,592 --> 01:11:47,175
- You are full of shit!
- Nuke's chastity was your idea.
1250
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:48,877
I know. I'm telling you -
1251
01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:52,339
- I never told him to stay out of your bed.
- Yes, you did. You most certainly did.
1252
01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:54,424
- I never told him to stay out of your bed.
- Yes, you did.
1253
01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:58,012
I told him that a player on a streak
has to respect the streak.
1254
01:11:58,105 --> 01:11:59,311
- Fine.
- You know why?
1255
01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:01,309
-'Cause they don't happen very often.
- Right.
1256
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,858
If you believe you're playing well
because you're getting laid
1257
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:07,313
or because you're not getting laid
or because you wear women's underwear,
1258
01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:08,942
then you are!
1259
01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,569
And you should know that.
1260
01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:18,453
Come on, Annie.
Think of something clever to say, huh?
1261
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:24,333
Something full of magic
and religion bullshit.
1262
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,541
Come on, dazzle me.
1263
01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:31,548
[quietly] I want you.
1264
01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:33,759
What?
1265
01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:36,975
- I said I want you.
- Stop it.
1266
01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:44,891
You're scared.
1267
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,530
Maybe I am.
1268
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:54,902
But I still think you should leave.
1269
01:12:54,996 --> 01:12:56,907
[chuckles]
1270
01:12:57,957 --> 01:12:59,914
Okay, well,
1271
01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:03,077
this is the damnedest season
I've ever seen.
1272
01:13:03,170 --> 01:13:06,538
I mean, the Durham Bulls can't lose,
and I can't get laid!
1273
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:11,417
Damn!
1274
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,755
[Larry] Come on, Nuke!
Show 'em what you got. Super rook!
1275
01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:17,716
Show 'em your super rook!
Super Nuke! Super Nuke!
1276
01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:21,223
RmroomZ Cy room;
0025 o? groom; Cy room; Cy room;!
1277
01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:25,148
-[crowd groans]
- Just relax out there. Don't aim the ball.
1278
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:26,979
Damn.
1279
01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:31,354
Nuke's overthrowing tonight.
Don't look loose.
1280
01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:33,360
Anything bothering him?
1281
01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:37,911
He says his chakras are jammed. He's having
trouble breathing out of his, uh, left eyelid?
1282
01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:39,453
- Right eyelid.
- Right eyelid.
1283
01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,540
-[crowd groans]
- Jack, give me the ball.
1284
01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:48,087
Fuck!
1285
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:54,423
- Time out!
{woman on PA] Up to the plate, Junior Shoemay.
1286
01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:56,003
What's wrong?
1287
01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:58,214
I'm a little nervous. My old man's here.
1288
01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:00,641
Your dad's here? Where's he at?
1289
01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:04,187
He's right behind home plate.
Don't look. Don't look. Shit.
1290
01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:07,940
Look, he's waving.
1291
01:14:08,027 --> 01:14:10,815
Hey, he's just your old man.
He's as full of shit as anybody.
1292
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:13,609
- Hey, what's going on?
- Breathing through the wrong fuckin' eyelid again?
1293
01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:16,316
- Shut up.
- Did you guys hear about Jimmy and Millie?
1294
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:19,528
- Yep.
- They got engaged! Can you believe that?
1295
01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:22,705
Oh, yeah? Wait till I tell him
she's gone down on half the Carolina League.
1296
01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:26,001
Hey, anybody says anything bad about Millie,
I break his neck.
1297
01:14:26,087 --> 01:14:27,998
Excuse me, guys,
I got a game to pitch here.
1298
01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:31,548
- José.
-[speaking Spanish]
1299
01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:35,172
Hey, you guys. Don't throw me anything.
My girlfriend put a curse on my glove.
1300
01:14:35,262 --> 01:14:37,594
I'll take the hex off the fuckin' glove.
Give me the glove.
1301
01:14:37,682 --> 01:14:39,514
You gotta cut the head off a live rooster.
1302
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,389
-[man] Come on! Play ball!
-[chattering]
1303
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,891
What the hell's going on out there?
1304
01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:48,690
Looks like a convention.
Pretty soon they ought to call the roll.
1305
01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:50,687
[laughing]
1306
01:14:50,778 --> 01:14:53,486
- Get your ass out there and check It out.
- You bet.
1307
01:14:57,201 --> 01:15:00,068
-[man] Let's play some baseball!
-[woman] Hurry up!
1308
01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:03,989
Excuse me.
What the hell's going on out here?
1309
01:15:04,542 --> 01:15:09,161
Well, Nuke's scared 'cause
his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here.
1310
01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:11,667
We need a live - Was it a live rooster?
1311
01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:14,294
We need a live rooster
to take the curse off José's glove.
1312
01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:18,470
And nobody seems to know what to get
Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
1313
01:15:18,556 --> 01:15:19,887
- That about right?
- That's right.
1314
01:15:19,974 --> 01:15:21,464
We're dealing with a lot of shit.
1315
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:25,594
Okay, well, uh,
candlesticks always make a nice gift,
1316
01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:27,929
and maybe you could find out
where she's registered.
1317
01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:30,686
Maybe a place setting
or maybe a silverware pattern's good.
1318
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:32,858
Okay, let's get two. Here we go.
1319
01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:43,111
[Garland on radio]
LaL oosh looks in for the sign. Here's the pitch.
1320
01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:45,993
Ball hit deep into right field,
off the wall.
1321
01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:49,451
- You should be at the game, Annie.
- Mm-mmm. I'm fine.
1322
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:53,459
Beautiful night for baseball here in Durham,
and as the batter steps in -
1323
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:59,966
How much time did you and Jimmy
spend together before he proposed?
1324
01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,263
About five hours, I guess.
1325
01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:04,807
- We both just knew.
- Hmm.
1326
01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:07,264
Annie...
1327
01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:10,555
do you think I deserve to wear white?
1328
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:14,772
- Honey, we all deserve to wear white-
- Ball 2, in the dint
1329
01:16:14,862 --> 01:16:16,603
[Larry] Come on, Nuke! Go get him!
1330
01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:20,781
-[crowd groans]
- Shit! Piss! Fuck!
1331
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:22,488
Right! Right! Right!
1332
01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:24,285
Bring it! Bring it! Bring it!
1333
01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:25,361
Come on!
1334
01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:28,949
He's gonna go home! Home! Home!
We got him! Got him!
1335
01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:32,251
- Safe!
- No! No! I got him!
1336
01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:35,080
- You missed him. You missed him.
- No, I got him! I didn't miss him!
1337
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:39,259
- Jesus, Jack, he still hasn't touched the plate!
- Don't bump me! Don't bump me!
1338
01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:41,552
He still ain't touched the plate!
1339
01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:43,550
Ah, fuck it.
1340
01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:45,427
It was a cocksucking call.
1341
01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:49,102
- Did you call me a cocksucker?
- No, I said it was a cocksucking call!
1342
01:16:49,188 --> 01:16:52,476
- You can't throw me for that!
- You missed the tag!
1343
01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:55,479
- You just spit on me! You spit on me!
- I did not spit on you! I did not!
1344
01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:58,561
You're in the wrong business, Jack.
You're Sears and Roebuck material.
1345
01:16:58,656 --> 01:17:01,398
You're pushin' it, buddy.
You want me to run you? I'll run you.
1346
01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:04,405
- You want me to call you a cocksucker?
- Go ahead, try it! Try it!
1347
01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:07,533
- Call me a cocksucker!
-“Pretty please.” Beg me.
1348
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:09,910
Call me a cocksucker
and you're out of here!
1349
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:13,038
- You're a cocksucker. You're a cocksucker!
- You're out of here!
1350
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,837
- Shit!
- What the fuck is that?
1351
01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:17,209
Holy shit!
1352
01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:20,712
[all shouting]
1353
01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:24,219
- He called me a cocksucker!
- No way!
1354
01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:28,933
I've never seen Crash so angry,
and frankly, sports fans,
1355
01:17:29,019 --> 01:17:32,102
he used a certain word
that's a no-no with umpires.
1356
01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:34,146
[Millie chuckles]
1357
01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:36,520
Crash must have
called the guy a cocksucker.
1358
01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:39,853
Mmm! God, he's so romantic.
1359
01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:45,362
[Annie] When Crash got thrown out,
the game got out of hand.
1360
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:49,036
José made three errors
with his cursed mitt.
1361
01:17:49,623 --> 01:17:53,207
Nuke never quite got in the groove,
though he didn't pitch bad.
1362
01:17:53,294 --> 01:17:56,753
And the winning streak came to an end
with a 3-2 loss.
1363
01:17:57,256 --> 01:18:00,749
The good news was
that a man was about to come calling.
1364
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:03,835
The bad news was... it was the wrong guy.
1365
01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:05,920
[record player: “Non, je ne regrefle rien”]
1366
01:18:14,398 --> 01:18:19,893
[Edith Piaf] J“ Non, lien de rien ♪
1367
01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:24,481
♪ Non, je ne regrette rien :
1368
01:18:24,575 --> 01:18:25,781
[knocking]
1369
01:18:25,868 --> 01:18:28,701
J“ Nile bien qu'on m'a' 127i! J“
1370
01:18:28,787 --> 01:18:30,528
[rapid knocking]
1371
01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:32,660
♪ Nile ma! 3
1372
01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:36,334
J“ Tout pa m 'est bien éga/ J“
1373
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:40,004
♪ Non, rien de rien J“
1374
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,831
Annie!
1375
01:18:41,926 --> 01:18:44,884
♪ Non, je ne regrette rien :
1376
01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:47,007
-[knocking]
- Annie!
1377
01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:49,759
J“ C'estpayé J“
1378
01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:52,968
Come on, I know you're in there.
I can hear that crazy Mexican singer.
1379
01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:54,427
[chuckles]
1380
01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:59,099
♪ Je me fous du passé :
1381
01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:02,527
- We lost.
- It's okay.
1382
01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:07,156
Oh, Annie, I'd like you to meet my father.
1383
01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:11,282
- Oh, my!
- Ebby's told me a lot about you.
1384
01:19:11,372 --> 01:19:15,582
Yeah, Ebby tells me you've taught him
a lot about discipline and self-control.
1385
01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:18,285
We were worried that
he might get involved in the wrong crowd.
1386
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,541
We're so pleased he met a Christian woman.
1387
01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:22,998
- Praise the Lord, eh?
- Praise the Lord.
1388
01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:25,675
-[phone ringing]
- Excuse me.
1389
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,126
Excuse me, Dad.
1390
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,215
- Hello? Ooh! What?
- Shh!
1391
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:37,470
- We got a lot of catching up to do.
- But your father is right there.
1392
01:19:37,564 --> 01:19:40,807
Crash tells me I gotta quit worrying about him,
so I think it's a good opportunity.
1393
01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:43,359
- Let's go for a quickie right now.
- We gotta talk.
1394
01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:44,776
[ringing]
1395
01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:49,278
Hello? Uh-huh.
Yes. He most certainly is here.
1396
01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:51,655
Yeah. It's Skip for you.
1397
01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:54,327
Hey, Skip. It's me.
1398
01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:00,542
What?
1399
01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:04,255
Oh, my God.
1400
01:20:05,509 --> 01:20:07,967
Oh, my - Oh, okay.
1401
01:20:09,179 --> 01:20:11,216
Yeah. All right.
1402
01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:12,638
What?
1403
01:20:13,267 --> 01:20:15,133
I'm going to the show.
1404
01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,352
Oh! [laughs]
1405
01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:23,767
Dad! Dad,
they're sending me up to the majors.
1406
01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:27,024
I leave first thing in the morning.
Can you believe it?
1407
01:20:27,114 --> 01:20:29,230
[record player: “La Vie en rose ”]
1408
01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:32,784
-[Mr. LaLoosh] Let's have a word of prayer.
- Oh, let's not.
1409
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:36,537
- I gotta find Crash. Come on, Dad, I'll dump you off.
- Wait.
1410
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:41,042
Not so fast. He'll be right with you.
1411
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:44,120
Come on, sweetie,
I just want to have you alone for a second
1412
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:46,710
so we can say good-bye.
1413
01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:48,587
Oh, I'll be back.
1414
01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:51,169
When somebody leaves Durham,
they don't come back.
1415
01:20:51,263 --> 01:20:53,004
No, I mean later.
1416
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:58,259
Oh.
1417
01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:05,432
Uh...
1418
01:21:07,988 --> 01:21:11,276
Well, God. Annie, geez.
1419
01:21:13,619 --> 01:21:15,485
What do you have in there?
1420
01:21:15,579 --> 01:21:17,911
- Uh, nothin'.
-[both laugh]
1421
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:20,615
You're not gonna be needing these anymore.
1422
01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:23,701
- I better take them.
- No. You're ready.
1423
01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:26,333
Do you think so?
Do you think I'm ready for this?
1424
01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:29,923
Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh.
1425
01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:35,129
Don't think too much.
1426
01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:39,929
I won't.
1427
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,556
[laughs]
1428
01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:44,601
You know something, Annie?
1429
01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:48,726
You can't breathe through your eyelids.
1430
01:21:50,197 --> 01:21:54,566
Well, of course you can't breathe through your eyelids.
Who ever told you such a ridiculous thing?
1431
01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:11,006
Now, get. Come on.
1432
01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:16,629
Drive careful.
1433
01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:21,054
[sighs] Oh, my.
1434
01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:39,864
- Hey, hey. There you are.
-[balls clacking]
1435
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:41,241
Crash.
1436
01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:44,289
Hey, Crash.
1437
01:22:45,002 --> 01:22:46,333
Guess what.
1438
01:22:47,588 --> 01:22:49,170
Guess what, man.
1439
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,582
I'm going to the show.
1440
01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:56,836
The big club's expanding its roster
to finish out the season -
1441
01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:58,261
Nice shot!
1442
01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:00,715
And I am going to the show.
1443
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,392
So why don't you go then?
1444
01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:05,595
Well, let's celebrate!
1445
01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:08,810
Congratulations.
1446
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:14,145
Hope you end up on the cover
of Sports Illustrated. Maybe a cereal box.
1447
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:15,650
[chuckling]
1448
01:23:15,741 --> 01:23:19,279
What's your problem, man?
I'm trying to thank you.
1449
01:23:19,369 --> 01:23:22,282
- Let's get out of this dump. I'll buy you a beer.
- Heyl
1450
01:23:22,372 --> 01:23:24,739
- You calling my place a dump?
- No, he's not.
1451
01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:26,494
- Huh?
- No, he's not.
1452
01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:29,122
- He's not. Are you?
- No.
1453
01:23:29,213 --> 01:23:31,170
He's not. All right?
1454
01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:34,127
Nuke, you know who this is?
1455
01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:36,459
This is Sandy Grimes.
1456
01:23:36,553 --> 01:23:41,548
- Sandy Grimes hit .371 In Louisville in 1965.
-.376.
1457
01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:45,225
I'm sorry. He hit .376.
1458
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:47,428
That's a career, man.
1459
01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:51,607
- In any league.
- You got that right.
1460
01:23:51,693 --> 01:23:53,434
Did you hear what I said?
1461
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,520
I mean, I'm going to the show.
1462
01:23:56,615 --> 01:24:00,734
Do you know what the difference
between hitting .250 and .300 is?
1463
01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:02,822
It's 25 hits.
1464
01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:07,786
Twenty-five hits in 500 at bats
is 50 points, okay?
1465
01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:11,039
There's six months in a season.
That's about 25 weeks.
1466
01:24:11,129 --> 01:24:14,417
That means if you get
just one extra flare a week, just one,
1467
01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:19,127
a gork, you get a ground ball,
you get a - you get a ground ball with eyes,
1468
01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:21,383
you get a dying quail...
1469
01:24:23,016 --> 01:24:25,383
just one more dying quail a week,
1470
01:24:25,811 --> 01:24:27,472
and you're in Yankee Stadium.
1471
01:24:28,564 --> 01:24:31,773
You still - Y-You still don't know
what I'm talking about, do you?
1472
01:24:31,858 --> 01:24:33,690
Get the hell out of here.
1473
01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:35,267
All right.
1474
01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:37,695
Fuck.
1475
01:24:38,448 --> 01:24:40,735
- I'll send you a postcard.
- Send me a postcard?
1476
01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:43,443
- Hey, I made it.
- You made it? You made shit.
1477
01:24:43,537 --> 01:24:45,494
Hey. Hey!
1478
01:24:46,331 --> 01:24:48,663
[men gasping, shouting]
1479
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,036
You crazy?
1480
01:24:50,127 --> 01:24:52,539
- Hey, man, what the hell's wrong with you?
- I'll be all right.
1481
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:54,791
No, I'm not talkin' about -
I'm talkin' about my mirror.
1482
01:24:54,881 --> 01:24:57,589
[laughs] Shit, I'm sorry. All right?
1483
01:24:57,676 --> 01:25:00,088
- Heyl
- I'm not gonna fight you, man.
1484
01:25:00,178 --> 01:25:02,545
What do you mean,
you're not gonna fight me, you fuck?
1485
01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:04,300
- What the fuck? Why am I a fuck?
- Why are you a fuck?
1486
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:06,348
- Why am I a fuck?
-'Cause you got talent.
1487
01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:09,177
I got brains, but you got talent.
1488
01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:13,890
See this right arm?
It's worth a million bucks a year.
1489
01:25:13,984 --> 01:25:16,225
All my limbs put together
aren't worth seven cents a pound.
1490
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,436
What are you talkin' about?
You're a great catcher.
1491
01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:21,818
I'm a great catcher? [laughs]
I'm a great catcher?
1492
01:25:21,908 --> 01:25:23,364
- Forget it. Forget it.
- Hey!
1493
01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:25,659
- Just fucking forget it.
- Hey, Meat.
1494
01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:28,578
[groaning]
1495
01:25:28,665 --> 01:25:31,532
- Damn!
-[men chattering]
1496
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:34,289
- I didn't mean to hit you, man.
-[groans]
1497
01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:38,084
You-You hurt my eye.
1498
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:41,167
- Ow.
- Sorry.
1499
01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:45,546
Well, did you hit me with your right hand
or did you hit me with your left?
1500
01:25:47,434 --> 01:25:50,392
Huh? Did you hit me with your right hand
or with your left?
1501
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:52,846
- My left.
- Good. That's good.
1502
01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:57,024
When you get in a fight with a drunk,
you don't hit him with your pitching hand.
1503
01:25:57,569 --> 01:26:00,778
God, I can't keep giving you
these free lessons.
1504
01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:03,105
So quit screwing around and help me up.
1505
01:26:10,207 --> 01:26:11,914
You look great, man.
1506
01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:25,002
Be careful with the bags.
1507
01:26:25,681 --> 01:26:27,592
We got a boy going to the show.
1508
01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:59,419
Sorry about last night.
1509
01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:04,924
Forget it.
1510
01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:12,679
I have been known on occasion to...
howl at the moon.
1511
01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:16,054
You understand?
1512
01:27:18,316 --> 01:27:19,898
Um...
1513
01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:22,559
no.
1514
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:24,770
Well, you will.
1515
01:27:27,117 --> 01:27:28,528
Look, Nuke,
1516
01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:34,197
these big-league hitters are gonna light you up
like a pinball machine for a while, all right?
1517
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:36,699
Don't worry about it.
1518
01:27:36,793 --> 01:27:40,502
You be cocky and arrogant,
even when you're getting beat.
1519
01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:43,873
That's the secret.
1520
01:27:45,886 --> 01:27:50,050
You got to play this game
with fear and arrogance.
1521
01:27:51,933 --> 01:27:53,640
Fear and ignorance.
1522
01:27:55,145 --> 01:27:59,309
No. Fear and arrogance,
you hayseed, not ignorance.
1523
01:27:59,399 --> 01:28:01,060
I know, I know.
1524
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,692
I just like seeing you get all worked up.
1525
01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:12,572
Listen, uh...
1526
01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:18,828
Thanks. For everything.
1527
01:28:34,559 --> 01:28:35,765
Hey,Nuke?
1528
01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:39,970
Good luck.
1529
01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:41,931
You too...
1530
01:28:42,692 --> 01:28:44,103
Meat.
1531
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,154
[chuckles]
1532
01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:51,773
[mutters]
1533
01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:53,905
[stadium organ: “Here Comes the Bride”]
1534
01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:05,997
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
1535
01:29:06,091 --> 01:29:07,456
You may kiss the bride.
1536
01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:13,549
[crowd cheering]
1537
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,927
[stadium organ: “Wedding March” recessional]
1538
01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:34,150
[all cheering]
1539
01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:42,123
Jimmy!
1540
01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:46,374
Jimmy, we all pitched in, man,
and we got you a little gift. Tony?
1541
01:29:46,464 --> 01:29:48,922
It's kind of a special wedding cake
from the Durham Bulls.
1542
01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:51,341
[all cheering]
1543
01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:54,253
Oh, my Lord.
1544
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:01,636
Yeah, Skip?
1545
01:30:02,814 --> 01:30:04,680
You wanted to see me?
1546
01:30:05,483 --> 01:30:08,145
Crash, shut the door.
1547
01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:32,132
This is the toughest job a manager has...
1548
01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:37,095
but...
1549
01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:42,393
the organization wants to make a change.
1550
01:30:43,647 --> 01:30:48,437
Now that Nuke's gone,
they want to bring up some young catcher.
1551
01:30:48,526 --> 01:30:50,984
[Law]
Some kid hitting .300 up In Bluefleld.
1552
01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:52,857
Kid's probably a bust.
1553
01:30:53,698 --> 01:30:56,565
[Skip] I put in a word for you
with the organization.
1554
01:30:56,993 --> 01:31:01,487
I told them I thought you might make
a fine minor-league manager someday.
1555
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:08,411
There might be an opening
at Visalia next year.
1556
01:31:11,591 --> 01:31:13,548
You had a hell of a year, Crash.
1557
01:31:15,053 --> 01:31:16,293
But...
1558
01:31:17,430 --> 01:31:19,341
you know how it is.
1559
01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:44,598
I got released.
1560
01:32:45,727 --> 01:32:47,343
I heard already.
1561
01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:05,762
Oh, my.
1562
01:34:56,232 --> 01:34:59,065
[Annie moaning]
1563
01:35:04,032 --> 01:35:07,991
I think probably with my love of four-legged
creatures and hooves and everything,
1564
01:35:08,077 --> 01:35:11,035
that in another lifetime,
I was probably Catherine the Great.
1565
01:35:11,122 --> 01:35:13,864
Or Francis of Assisi.
I'm not sure which one.
1566
01:35:15,543 --> 01:35:17,125
What do you think, honey?
1567
01:35:19,505 --> 01:35:23,624
How come in former lifetimes
everybody's somebody famous?
1568
01:35:25,970 --> 01:35:28,177
[both chuckling]
1569
01:35:29,349 --> 01:35:30,760
I mean...
1570
01:35:30,850 --> 01:35:33,262
[Annie laughing]
1571
01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:36,562
How come nobody ever says
they were Joe Schmo?
1572
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:39,436
Because it doesn't work that way,
you fool!
1573
01:35:48,409 --> 01:35:50,366
God, you are gorgeous.
1574
01:35:53,122 --> 01:35:54,704
You wanna dance?
1575
01:36:07,136 --> 01:36:08,797
[Annie gasps]
1576
01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:11,470
Yes.
1577
01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:13,594
I guess you do.
1578
01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:17,223
[soundtrackz rock and roll]
1579
01:36:20,817 --> 01:36:25,186
[man vocalizing]
1580
01:36:28,324 --> 01:36:32,158
♪ Sixty-minute man s
1581
01:36:32,245 --> 01:36:35,738
♪ Sixty-minute man s
1582
01:36:35,832 --> 01:36:38,745
: Lookee here, girls
I'm tellin' you now A“
1583
01:36:38,835 --> 01:36:42,419
♪ They call me Lovin' Dan 3
1584
01:36:42,505 --> 01:36:46,089
♪ Irock 'em, roll 'em all night long x
1585
01:36:46,175 --> 01:36:48,792
♪ I'm a 60-minute man s
1586
01:36:48,886 --> 01:36:50,172
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 3
1587
01:36:50,263 --> 01:36:53,756
♪ If you don't believe I'm all I say 3
1588
01:36:53,850 --> 01:36:56,512
♪ Come up here and take my hand 3
1589
01:36:57,562 --> 01:37:00,645
I When Ilet you go
You'll oly, “Oh, yes J“
1590
01:37:00,732 --> 01:37:04,270
♪ He's a 60-minute man” s
1591
01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:08,479
♪ There'll be 15 minutes of kissin' :
1592
01:37:08,573 --> 01:37:10,530
A“ Then you'll holler
“Please don't stop” :
1593
01:37:10,616 --> 01:37:11,606
♪ Don't stop 3
1594
01:37:11,701 --> 01:37:15,820
♪ There'll be 15 minutes teasin' A“
And 15 minutes pleasin' :
1595
01:37:15,913 --> 01:37:18,371
♪ And 15 minutes of blowin' my top 3
1596
01:37:19,542 --> 01:37:23,001
♪ If your man ain't treatin' you right 3
1597
01:37:23,087 --> 01:37:26,205
♪ Come up here and see old Dan 3
1598
01:37:26,299 --> 01:37:29,883
♪ Irock 'em, roll 'em all night long x
1599
01:37:29,969 --> 01:37:33,587
♪ I'm a 60-minute man s
1600
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:37,220
♪ Sixty-minute man s
1601
01:37:37,310 --> 01:37:40,928
♪ They call me Lovin' Dan 3
1602
01:37:41,022 --> 01:37:44,435
♪ Irock 'em, roll 'em all night long x
1603
01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:48,644
: I'm a 60-minute man
Oh, yeah :
1604
01:37:48,738 --> 01:37:54,529
♪ Sixty-minute man s
1605
01:37:54,619 --> 01:37:56,530
[song ends]
1606
01:37:59,832 --> 01:38:01,618
[meows]
1607
01:38:16,182 --> 01:38:18,139
[meows]
1608
01:38:48,089 --> 01:38:50,251
[Annie] Crash took off at dawn.
1609
01:38:50,341 --> 01:38:53,049
Said he heard there might be an opening
for a catcher in Ashe ville
1610
01:38:53,136 --> 01:38:55,173
in the South Atlantic League.
1611
01:38:55,972 --> 01:39:00,512
A woman should be so strong and powerful
that she's not affected by such things.
1612
01:39:00,601 --> 01:39:05,061
/mean, it wasn't the first time I went to bed
with a guy and wake up with a note.
1613
01:39:05,648 --> 01:39:08,481
At least the son of a bitch
left me breakfast.
1614
01:39:11,070 --> 01:39:14,813
You have to respect the ballplayer
who's just trying to finish the season.
1615
01:39:15,241 --> 01:39:17,403
Least, that's what I told myself.
1616
01:39:18,411 --> 01:39:21,620
Baseball may be a religion
full of magic, cosmic truth,
1617
01:39:21,706 --> 01:39:24,994
and the fundamental ontological riddles
of our time,
1618
01:39:25,084 --> 01:39:27,121
but it's also a job.
1619
01:39:28,754 --> 01:39:32,338
[thinking] Come on, Meat.
Throw me that weak-ass shit.
1620
01:39:33,342 --> 01:39:35,629
Come on. Ain't gettin' that cheese by me.
1621
01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:37,961
Bring it. Bring it.
1622
01:39:38,055 --> 01:39:39,170
Bring it.
1623
01:39:40,683 --> 01:39:45,598
[Annie] When Crash hit his 247th home run,
I knew the moment it happened,
1624
01:39:45,688 --> 01:39:47,929
but I'm sure nobody else did,
1625
01:39:48,024 --> 01:39:50,891
and The Sport'mg News
didn't say anything about it.
1626
01:39:52,737 --> 01:39:55,946
“Full many a flower's born to blush unseen
1627
01:39:56,032 --> 01:39:58,694
and waste its sweetness
on the desert air. ”
1628
01:39:58,784 --> 01:40:00,491
Thomas Gray.
1629
01:40:01,037 --> 01:40:04,575
Or William Cullen Bryant.
I don't know. I get 'em mixed up.
1630
01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:08,533
Anyway, my attempts at housekeeping
were feeble as usual.
1631
01:40:08,628 --> 01:40:11,211
I sometimes get easily distracted.
1632
01:40:11,756 --> 01:40:14,965
Funny thing was,
I stopped worrying about Nuke.
1633
01:40:15,051 --> 01:40:17,759
Somehow I knew nothing would stop him.
1634
01:40:17,845 --> 01:40:21,713
The world is made for people
who aren't cursed with self-awareness.
1635
01:40:22,058 --> 01:40:25,096
Crash was right. Nuke had a gift.
1636
01:40:25,186 --> 01:40:28,554
I'm just happy to be here,
and I hope I can help the ball club.
1637
01:40:29,357 --> 01:40:33,351
I just want to give it my best shot,
and good Lord willing, things will work out.
1638
01:40:33,444 --> 01:40:35,685
You got to play 'em
one day at a time though.
1639
01:40:35,780 --> 01:40:37,817
Raye Anne, right? That's a beautiful name.
1640
01:40:37,907 --> 01:40:39,614
Is that Greek? Raye Anne?
1641
01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:41,190
It's a beautiful name though.
1642
01:40:41,285 --> 01:40:43,697
There's a great song by Mfitley Crue.
Do you know it?
1643
01:40:43,788 --> 01:40:45,529
J“ Ra ye Anne, she is a-sta yin' J“
1644
01:40:45,623 --> 01:40:48,411
No? Anyway,
a good friend of mine used to say,
1645
01:40:48,501 --> 01:40:50,162
“This is a very simple game.
1646
01:40:50,253 --> 01:40:52,995
You throw the ball.
You catch the ball. You hit the ball.
1647
01:40:53,089 --> 01:40:56,298
Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose.
1648
01:40:56,384 --> 01:40:59,046
Sometimes it rains.”
1649
01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:01,047
Think about that for a while.
1650
01:42:33,856 --> 01:42:35,597
What happened?
1651
01:42:37,068 --> 01:42:38,650
I quit.
1652
01:42:40,863 --> 01:42:43,025
Hit my dinger and I hung 'em up.
1653
01:42:45,618 --> 01:42:47,609
[thunder rumbling]
1654
01:42:50,081 --> 01:42:51,617
I'm quitting too.
1655
01:42:52,041 --> 01:42:54,533
I mean boys, not baseball.
1656
01:42:56,796 --> 01:43:00,664
You know, there might be an opening
for a manager in Visalia next spring.
1657
01:43:05,513 --> 01:43:08,426
Think I could make it
to the show as a manager?
1658
01:43:10,184 --> 01:43:12,016
[sighs] You'd be great.
1659
01:43:14,438 --> 01:43:16,349
You'd be great.
1660
01:43:17,650 --> 01:43:21,860
I mean, because you understand
about nonlinear thinking and -
1661
01:43:21,946 --> 01:43:25,780
I mean, baseball seems like a linear game
with all those lines and the box scores and all -
1662
01:43:25,866 --> 01:43:29,029
- Annie.
- But the fact is, it's a spacious non-time -
1663
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:30,531
Annie.
1664
01:43:31,539 --> 01:43:32,574
What?
1665
01:43:33,332 --> 01:43:35,915
I got a lot of time to hear your theories,
1666
01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:38,997
and I want to hear
every damn one of 'em, but...
1667
01:43:41,465 --> 01:43:44,708
now I'm tired, and I just -
I don't want to think about baseball
1668
01:43:44,802 --> 01:43:47,134
and I don't want to think
about quantum physics
1669
01:43:47,221 --> 01:43:50,088
and I don't want to think about nothing.
I just -
1670
01:43:54,061 --> 01:43:55,847
I just want to be.
1671
01:43:58,107 --> 01:44:00,269
I can do that too.
1672
01:44:02,486 --> 01:44:04,568
[Annie] Walt Whitman once said,
1673
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“I see great things in baseball.
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It's our game, the American game.
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It will repair our losses
and be a blessing to us.”
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You could look it up.
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[rock and roll playing]
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[man] J“ Come on, honey baby J“
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♪ Take you downtown to the show 3
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01:44:29,847 --> 01:44:32,464
♪ Sure is a heat scene :
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01:44:32,558 --> 01:44:35,220
♪ But a laugh, you know 3
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01:44:37,813 --> 01:44:42,307
5“ Got to stop tryin'
To figure everything all out ♪
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01:44:44,528 --> 01:44:49,523
♪ Don't nobody understand
What I'm talkin' about a“
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01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:55,495
♪ You know, love ain't no triple play 3
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01:44:55,581 --> 01:44:58,869
♪ Just me and you all the way 3
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[song fades]
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-[ballad playing]
-[women vocalizing]
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[man]
♪ Somefimes love can't explain ♪
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01:45:38,624 --> 01:45:42,288
J“ Each and every rule of the game J“
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01:45:43,671 --> 01:45:47,585
♪ It still remains a mystery to me x
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01:45:49,176 --> 01:45:51,793
♪ By any other name 3
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01:45:53,681 --> 01:45:57,925
♪ Why she can't make up her mind 3
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01:45:59,353 --> 01:46:02,095
♪ Why he decides to stay 3
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01:46:04,525 --> 01:46:07,108
♪ Why one surrenders :
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01:46:07,194 --> 01:46:09,606
♪ And the other runs away 3
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01:46:10,948 --> 01:46:15,693
♪ But it's too much to understand :
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01:46:16,829 --> 01:46:20,413
♪ Still a man loves a woman A“
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01:46:20,499 --> 01:46:21,785
♪ Andr
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♪ When a woman loves a man r
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01:46:24,378 --> 01:46:26,790
♪ A woman loves a man s
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01:46:26,881 --> 01:46:29,339
♪ She does what she can do :
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01:46:29,425 --> 01:46:31,792
♪ He does the best he can 3
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01:46:31,886 --> 01:46:34,503
♪ When a woman loves a man r
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01:46:34,597 --> 01:46:36,929
♪ A woman loves a man s
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01:46:37,016 --> 01:46:39,508
♪ She does what she can do :
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01:46:39,602 --> 01:46:42,685
♪ He does the best he can 3
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01:46:42,771 --> 01:46:45,638
♪ And I look into her eyes 3
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J“ When the world is out of hand J“
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♪ And I'm so happy 3
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01:46:52,489 --> 01:46:54,230
♪ When a woman loves a man r
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♪ When a woman loves a man r
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01:46:57,202 --> 01:46:59,193
♪ A woman loves a man s
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01:47:00,497 --> 01:47:03,330
♪ A woman loves a man s
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01:47:03,417 --> 01:47:05,875
♪ No moon tonight 3
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01:47:05,961 --> 01:47:08,498
♪ No, nothin' to guide me x
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5“ But still I will find her
Standing beside me ♪
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♪ No moon tonight 3
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♪ There's nothin' to guide me x
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01:47:18,766 --> 01:47:24,387
5“ But still I will find her
Standing beside me ♪
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01:47:24,480 --> 01:47:27,472
♪ There's darkness everywhere 3
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01:47:28,567 --> 01:47:31,525
♪ But still ”I find her :
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01:47:31,612 --> 01:47:32,943
♪ Standing beside me x
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01:47:33,030 --> 01:47:35,692
♪ Standing beside me x
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01:47:45,834 --> 01:47:48,917
[women vocalizing]
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01:47:54,009 --> 01:47:55,716
[song fades]
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