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Previously on "Broke..."
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My family used to be
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just me and my mom.
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Until one day the doorbell rang.
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It was my mom's sister, Aunt Lizzie...
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- Hi there!
- Jackie, it is us!
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...her husband Tío Javi and Luis.
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Who is Luis, you ask?
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Luis is my assistant, my driver,
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but more importantly, my friend.
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Tío Javi messed
up and lost all his money,
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so he and Aunt Lizzie
had to move in with us,
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which is great because now the
house is loud and busy and fun,
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and I hope it stays that way.
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Oh, Luis, take a picture of me
struggling with this trunk,
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and send to mi papá.
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Please, Javier, allow me.
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You haven't carried anything
through a door since your wedding day.
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And even then, I helped.
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But I need him to see that I've changed
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and now understand
what hard work is. Come.
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Got it?
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- Got it.
- Good.
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Sí...
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Am I crazy or did the fireplace
just say "sí"?
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It whistles like that whenever
the Santa Ana winds kick up.
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Mom used to bug Dad to fix it,
because it's super annoying.
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And now Lizzie's bugging me to
fix it, which is super annoying.
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Sí...
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I kind of like it.
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It's like getting positive reinforcement
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from a spooky Spanish man.
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Hi, guys. What's all this stuff?
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Javier's mother finally sent us
some of our things!
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She sent all of the essentials.
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Exactly! Ooh, vases,
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tiny espresso cups.
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My favorite
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sculpture/bracelet holder.
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Ah. Oh.
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This will look perfect in the foyer.
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If "foyer" is French for trash,
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then I agree.
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Oh, my cashmere throws!
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This will look perfect covering...
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practically anything here.
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No.
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Nothing fancy.
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Sammy and I need to be able
to eat on the couch
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without worrying
if we're gonna drop a pickle.
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Sammy, pickle, six o'clock.
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I'm all over it.
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Couch pickles aside,
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I just think this place
could use a little sprucing up.
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Sprucing up how?
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A little painting, a little recovering,
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a lot of recycling.
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You want to throw that pillow out?
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No, I don't want to throw it out.
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I want to light it on fire
and launch it down the Ganges.
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You're just like Mom, always trying
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to change things around here.
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Well, you're just like Dad,
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whose decorating style was:
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"I'm sure we'll get used to the smell."
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And we did.
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Just let me make some changes.
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I live here, too. I should have a say.
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This is my house, and I
like it the way it is.
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But have you ever considered
the reason why you like it
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is because you have horrible taste?
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I just want your weird stuff out of here.
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My things are not weird!
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Behold!
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What the hell is that?
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It is a painting I made of Elizabeth.
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Let me clarify.
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Javier is an amazing artist,
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but he's never been great
at painting hands.
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Hence, the modesty birds.
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Well, I love it.
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And I think it looks perfect there.
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I hate it, and it's coming down.
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- Wait, no. Stop!
- Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, God.
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Don't worry, mi corazón, I will paint you
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a new Mona-Lizabeth right away.
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He can paint it,
but it is not going up there.
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Yes, it is. It's a masterpiece.
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It's freakin' parrot porn!
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Paint it and put it up, honey.
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I wouldn't if I were you, honey.
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Dare I say, you are in a pickle.
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- Is there another pickle?
- No.
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No, no. No, no.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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Do you know what I think
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Jackie's problem was with the painting?
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Besides all the things she said?
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No.
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Well, it was only of Elizabeth.
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If a painting is
going up over the mantle,
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it should feature both sisters.
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But what bird to replace Jackie's hands?
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Any ideas, Sammy?
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I like ducks.
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Ah... a mallard man.
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Luis,
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to the finest art supply store
in Beverly Hills.
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How much money do we have to spend?
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To the cheapest paint store in Reseda.
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Very well. I will lay out
your painting clothes.
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This is weird.
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Oh, I drizzled a little
balsamic on the melon
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to give it a little oomph.
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Come on, Sammy, school!
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Sorry, looks like I'm gonna
have to take my oomph to go.
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No, the melon isn't weird.
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I just got a message from mi papá.
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Apparently, he hasn't gotten the pictures
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you've sent of my struggles.
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Really?
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And this is terrible, because if mi papá
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doesn't see my efforts,
how will he open his arms,
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his heart,
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his bank accounts?
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Luis?
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Any idea why he hasn't gotten the photos?
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Do you want me to ask around?
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I want to know the truth.
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The only thing I can think of
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is perhaps he did not get them...
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because I thought it was
a horrible idea to send them.
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...barbecue accessories.
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Ah.
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Hey, are you a painter?
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Why, yes, I am.
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How can you tell?
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Lucky guess.
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Look, I can pay you $120 for the day.
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Let me know now; the truck's leaving,
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and the house won't paint itself.
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- Oh, a house painter?
- Yeah.
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Well, a real job like that
will impress mi papá.
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Let me confer with my assistant.
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No.
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I can make my own decisions.
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Sure, guy.
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I will just let my assistant know.
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Assistant, huh?
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Okay, I'll just tell my, uh,
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chauffeur to get the Chevy warmed up.
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Javier?
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Javi?
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Has anyone seen an undeniably
handsome man about this tall?
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Oh, I thought you liked the sound
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of the fireplace whistling.
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I do, but it turns out
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I hate the sound
of you complaining even more.
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Looks like the damper's stuck.
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Hang on a sec.
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There's some kind of shelf in here.
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And a box.
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If it's money
or a map to money or a riddle
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that leads to a map to money,
we're splitting it.
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Damn it, there's a lock!
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Calm down. I have a key.
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Whoa.
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That is the biggest diamond
I have ever seen.
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It-it's probably mine!
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I could've dropped it!
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I'm just kidding. It's just
a bunch of old letters.
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It's made out to Mom.
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"I can't wait to see you again.
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"I need you.
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"I long for your kiss.
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Love, Alex."
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Whoa.
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Did Mom ever talk about an Alex?
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That must've been before Dad.
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Well, that's a good
theory until you get to:
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"P.S., I hope your husband
isn't suspicious of us""
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Oh, my God.
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Lizzie, was Mom having an affair?
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Sí...
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Believe it or not, this is my first
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painting commission not featuring birds.
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Though I will say that a tiny robin
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would look charming in the corner.
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Let's just keep it simple, Picasso.
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Oh, my work is usually
compared to Diego Rivera,
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but thank you, Boris.
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Would you mind taking
a picture for mi papá?
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Another one?
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I took less pictures
when my son was born.
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Thank you.
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Assistant again, huh?
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What did he want this time?
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Well, it's gonna sound silly.
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Please, tell us.
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He wanted to know when we nap.
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Didn't I tell you this guy was hilarious?
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And that... and that is funny because
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we will definitely not be napping, right?
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"I dreamt we went to Paris and made love
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"on the banks of the Seine.
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"Maybe someday.
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Love, Alex."
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Lizzie, stop enjoying those.
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This isn't 50 Shades of Reseda.
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What would poor Dad
think if he read these?
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"Poor Dad" is a con artist
who's always in and out of
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- Prison.
- Oh, you don't have to whisper.
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Most of these people have been in prison.
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I'm just saying Mom was
lonely when Dad was away.
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So what?
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You don't cheat.
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If you want to cheat, you get a divorce.
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All three of my wives cheated on me,
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but I never divorced them.
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They divorced me.
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See? Keith gets it.
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I get what Mom saw in this guy.
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I mean, he's charming and cultured.
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Just like me.
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Oh, my God.
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Look at these dates.
I mean, the timing works out.
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What if this guy is actually my father?
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What?
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Come on! I mean,
it would explain so much.
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Like why you're the size of
a giraffe and I'm normal height.
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And the way Alex McBride writes is so...
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Fussy and pretentious?
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Yes!
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Like me.
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Aren't you even a little curious?
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Even if Alex McBride is not my dad,
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he could tell us stuff about Mom
that we never knew.
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This guy could've broken up our family.
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I don't need to know about that.
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But he made Mom happy.
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I think we should use
these letters to track him down.
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Look, it's been 20 years.
We are never gonna find him.
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Found him!
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There's one Alex McBride
living in this area.
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What?
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I do a little private eye
work on the side.
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No, you don't.
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Fine. I do a little light
stalking on the side.
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Either way, here's the address.
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Wow. This is actually happening.
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Jackie, please come with me.
269
00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:57,549
No. You're on your own.
270
00:11:59,244 --> 00:12:00,370
Then I'm off.
271
00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:05,268
Off to find the man
who knows intimate details
272
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:09,561
about our mother, who might
also be my father, by myself.
273
00:12:12,562 --> 00:12:13,682
Lizzie, wait.
274
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,320
Can you pick up some
toilet paper on your way home?
275
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,120
Tired?
276
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,284
Oh, yes. A little.
277
00:12:26,308 --> 00:12:28,191
I worked all week as a ride-share driver.
278
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,093
It's not a big deal, but I have two jobs.
279
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,594
You're right, it's not a big deal.
280
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,630
Most of us have five or six jobs, bro.
281
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,065
So you don't get a day off?
282
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,300
What's a day off?
283
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,088
Gabriel always works, even in his sleep.
284
00:12:40,535 --> 00:12:42,105
He does sleep studies.
285
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,882
Whatever it takes to support my family.
286
00:12:44,906 --> 00:12:46,228
And I send all my money
287
00:12:46,252 --> 00:12:47,443
to Columbia for my daughter.
288
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,050
- Bogotá?
- No.
289
00:12:49,074 --> 00:12:50,628
Columbia University.
290
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,483
She's a philosophy major.
291
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,840
So I'll be working till the day I die.
292
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,644
But I would do anything for my daughter.
293
00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:04,227
That's how my father was for me.
294
00:13:04,978 --> 00:13:06,180
And I'm sure you appreciated it.
295
00:13:07,146 --> 00:13:09,717
Well, maybe not as much as I should have.
296
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,520
And it makes me feel that
sending all of those photos
297
00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:16,257
to him is... well, a little silly.
298
00:13:16,281 --> 00:13:17,492
That's lunch.
299
00:13:17,516 --> 00:13:19,160
Oh. Oh, I didn't bring lunch.
300
00:13:19,184 --> 00:13:21,896
Is there a Jersey Mike's nearby?
I have a punch card.
301
00:13:22,649 --> 00:13:25,199
No worries, man. We'll share.
302
00:13:25,223 --> 00:13:26,934
Yeah, we can't let Picasso go hungry.
303
00:13:28,193 --> 00:13:29,604
You're all so generous.
304
00:13:29,628 --> 00:13:31,706
I have really learned a lot from you.
305
00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:33,741
We've learned from you, too.
306
00:13:33,765 --> 00:13:35,042
Oh, really? What?
307
00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:37,512
That Boris will pretty much hire anybody.
308
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,184
Whiskey.
309
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,619
Tough day?
310
00:13:44,643 --> 00:13:47,644
Javier is mad at me.
311
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,960
I was only trying to do
312
00:13:52,984 --> 00:13:54,962
what I thought was best for him.
313
00:13:54,986 --> 00:13:56,430
To prevent him from making mistakes
314
00:13:56,454 --> 00:13:57,799
so he wouldn't get hurt.
315
00:13:57,823 --> 00:13:59,200
I don't remember a time
316
00:13:59,224 --> 00:14:01,035
when I didn't look out for Javier.
317
00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:03,371
Ever since we were children,
we've been close.
318
00:14:03,395 --> 00:14:05,940
What, you were his little boy butler,
319
00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:08,109
helping him with juice boxes?
320
00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:11,084
No, I was not his boy butler.
321
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:14,115
But I did help him with his juice boxes.
322
00:14:15,642 --> 00:14:19,153
Javier and I have different parents,
but we are brothers.
323
00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:21,293
And brothers help one another,
324
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,351
no matter what.
325
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:25,793
Damn it.
326
00:14:25,817 --> 00:14:27,795
Pete, cover me.
327
00:14:27,819 --> 00:14:28,996
Where are you going?
328
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:31,332
I am going to help my sister find out
329
00:14:31,356 --> 00:14:33,668
if the man that had an affair
with our mother
330
00:14:33,692 --> 00:14:35,441
is actually our father.
331
00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:39,774
Wait.
332
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:41,831
Pick up toilet paper on the way home.
333
00:14:47,851 --> 00:14:49,317
You can do this.
334
00:14:49,341 --> 00:14:51,018
Are you sure?
335
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,020
What are you doing here?
336
00:14:53,044 --> 00:14:55,356
Hey, I'm your sister.
337
00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:59,260
Even if it turns out you're
just a little tiny love child.
338
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,430
I just didn't think I'd be this nervous.
339
00:15:02,454 --> 00:15:03,631
Uh, what if he...
340
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,199
What are you doing?
341
00:15:05,223 --> 00:15:07,156
I'm just ripping off
the Band-Aid. Look alive.
342
00:15:10,199 --> 00:15:11,324
Hello, ladies.
343
00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:14,017
Sorry it took me a moment
to get to the foyer.
344
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,678
Foyer.
345
00:15:17,702 --> 00:15:20,114
Oh, my God, this is real.
346
00:15:20,138 --> 00:15:21,382
Hello, sir.
347
00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:24,352
Um, my name is Elizabeth,
348
00:15:24,376 --> 00:15:26,487
and I'm, uh, I'm...
349
00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:28,656
Are you Alex McBride?
350
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,292
No, I'm not. Alex is my wife.
351
00:15:31,316 --> 00:15:32,693
Honey!
352
00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:35,485
These young ladies are looking for you.
353
00:15:37,322 --> 00:15:40,368
I'm sorry. We're at the wrong place.
354
00:15:40,392 --> 00:15:43,926
Oh... Jackie? Lizzie?
355
00:15:44,596 --> 00:15:47,180
You look so much like your mother.
356
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,746
Well, you can relax.
357
00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:54,404
Pretty sure that this lady
is not your dad.
358
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:09,710
Are you girls ready to talk yet?
359
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:12,546
Sorry, we're just processing.
360
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:15,850
We didn't know
that our mom was into women.
361
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:19,487
Though she did watch
a lot of ladies' tennis.
362
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,223
I don't know if she was into women
363
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:25,426
as much as she was into me.
364
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:28,829
So, uh, when did you...
365
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,600
uh, why did you, uh... what...
366
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,636
We found each other
when we needed each other.
367
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,105
Your father was in prison, and...
368
00:16:38,356 --> 00:16:40,041
my husband, well,
369
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:42,944
he's deeper in the closet
than my ski jacket.
370
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,713
Well, from the letters,
371
00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:47,682
it sounds like you two
really cared for each other.
372
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:50,051
We were very much in love.
373
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,053
But she loved you girls more.
374
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,789
She didn't want to break up your family.
375
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:56,657
Um,
376
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:59,360
would you like to see some
of the letters she wrote me?
377
00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:01,729
We would love to see them.
378
00:17:02,046 --> 00:17:03,431
Lizzie,
379
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,700
I came to visit your mom
when she was in the hospital,
380
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,635
and she was so afraid
381
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,870
you were gonna be lonely when she passed
382
00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:13,441
because you're so different
than Jackie and your father.
383
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,352
She'd be so happy you
girls stuck together.
384
00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:19,105
I'm gonna get those letters.
385
00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:22,616
Well, I never thought
386
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,919
we were that different
when we were little.
387
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:27,613
I thought you got weird, like, way later.
388
00:17:28,865 --> 00:17:30,725
Mom and I used to sneak out
389
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,727
for little fancy adventures.
390
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,463
We'd put on dresses, get manicures,
391
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:38,165
go to a diner and have tea like Eloise.
392
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,167
I had no idea.
393
00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:41,769
Because we hid it.
394
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,671
Otherwise you and Dad
would have made fun of us.
395
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,673
What?
396
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:48,309
Yeah, that's definitely true.
397
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,778
And then, once she passed,
398
00:17:50,802 --> 00:17:52,580
I had to fit in with you guys.
399
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:55,649
Get tougher, stop brushing my hair.
400
00:17:55,673 --> 00:17:58,586
Burp on cue.
401
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:01,288
I'm sorry if you were lonely.
I should have known.
402
00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:03,290
We were kids.
403
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,315
Besides, I'm not lonely now.
404
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:17,827
I see you both take
after your father as well.
405
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,171
Uh...
406
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,587
_
407
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,179
_
408
00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:37,908
_
409
00:18:38,064 --> 00:18:41,145
_
410
00:18:41,562 --> 00:18:43,814
_
411
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:46,607
_
412
00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:52,446
_
413
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,887
_
414
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,365
_
415
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,709
_
416
00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:07,002
_
417
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,381
_
418
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:12,551
_
419
00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:14,737
_
420
00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:17,014
_
421
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,393
_
422
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,520
_
423
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,316
_
424
00:19:30,156 --> 00:19:32,156
_
425
00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:38,026
Ooh, you like the cashmere.
426
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:41,722
Are you coming over to the dark
side of comfort and luxury?
427
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:45,593
I never knew anything
could feel this soft.
428
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,529
It should be soft. It cost $3,000.
429
00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:52,199
But go ahead, drop a
pickle on it, you savage.
430
00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:53,801
Ha. You know I will.
431
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,638
Oh, good, you're finally home.
432
00:19:57,662 --> 00:20:00,307
Mi corazón, you will nt
believe the day I have had.
433
00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:02,309
I have been dying to tell you
about my day as well.
434
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,812
Not only did I paint an entire
house, but I met some great guys
435
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,213
who put things in perspective.
436
00:20:06,237 --> 00:20:08,816
And how many naps did I take, you ask?
437
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,484
Zero.
438
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,288
Jackie and I found out that our
mom was having a secret affair.
439
00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:16,724
For three hours, I thought
he was actually my father,
440
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,118
but then he turned out to be a she.
441
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,417
Okay, you win.
442
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,633
And how are you feeling
about all this, mi amor?
443
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,469
Well, it was a lot to take in.
444
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:32,239
But we got to know our mom as
a person, not just as a mom.
445
00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:33,641
And it kind of felt
446
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,476
like she was with us all day.
447
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,977
And now whenever
we want to think about her,
448
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:39,004
we can just open up one of her letters.
449
00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:42,283
Or you can see her all the time,
450
00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:44,317
over the mantle.
451
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,987
What was your mother's favorite bird?
452
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:48,811
- Not happening.
- No, honey.
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