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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,369 --> 00:00:03,137 Spirits, uncloak yourselves. 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:05,506 -There's no such thing as ghosts. -Okay. Here we go again. 3 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,841 -(warbling) -(groaning sound) 4 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:10,978 I think someone summoned a breakfast burrito. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,181 (up-tempo music plays) 6 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:15,816 VOCALISTS: Hey! 7 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,629 (Frankie clears throat) 8 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,340 (sniffles) 9 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,715 ("The Typewriter" by Leroy Anderson playing) 10 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,717 * 11 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,752 (typewriters clacking) 12 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:02,930 JERRY LEWIS: Oh. Oh. 13 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,969 (paper ruffles) 14 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:12,273 (clicking) 15 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,409 (keys clacking) 16 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,911 * 17 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,983 (rapid typing) 18 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,084 (typewriter dings, clicks) 19 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,686 (rapid typing) 20 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,020 (dings, clicks) 21 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,822 (rapid typing) 22 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:29,790 (dings, clicks) 23 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:33,060 (rapid typing) 24 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,094 (dings, clicks) 25 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,129 (rapid typing) 26 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:38,399 * 27 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,235 -(dings, clicks) -(rapid typing) 28 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,371 * 29 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:44,738 (dinging repeatedly) 30 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:45,939 * 31 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,875 (rapid typing) 32 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:48,909 (dings, clicks) 33 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,844 (rapid typing) 34 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,213 (dings, clicks) 35 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,747 * 36 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:54,748 (dings, clicks) 37 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,751 (rapid typing) 38 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,487 * 39 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,323 -(dings, clicks) -(typing rhythmically) 40 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,957 (dings, clicks) 41 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,393 * 42 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,627 (dings twice) 43 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,630 (typing rhythmically) 44 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,065 (dings, clicks) 45 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:14,202 * 46 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:15,636 (dings, clicks) 47 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,271 * 48 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,439 (dings twice) 49 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,941 (typing rhythmically) 50 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:25,946 * 51 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,948 (rapid typing) 52 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:28,949 (dings, clicks) 53 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,784 (rapid typing) 54 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:31,852 (dings, clicks) 55 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,887 * 56 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,122 (dings, clicks) 57 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,791 (rapid typing) 58 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,628 (dinging repeatedly) 59 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:44,131 * 60 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,166 (panting) 61 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,969 -(bell rings) -(applause) 62 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,440 MAN: (short chuckle) Jerry Lewis. 63 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:55,343 SCOT: That was great, Frankie. 64 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:56,777 -(laughs softly) -That was great. 65 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,413 Thank you. 66 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,515 -(exhales) -Wow. 67 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:04,117 AUNT BINI: Turns out, her little brother 68 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,787 and my ex-boyfriend Yanni Nakamora 69 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,790 used to run together before Yanni got done by Winter Hill 70 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,526 for ripping off a truck of ladies dresses. 71 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,795 Anyways, I tracked her down. 72 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:17,197 She was in town doing some kind of big TV hoop-de-doo 73 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,632 for some kind of flavored schnapps... 74 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,033 DUKE: Uncle Eddy, do you want me 75 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,835 -to help you move the furniture? -EDDY: Aww. 76 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,137 Thanks, Beanstalk. Bit shattered. 77 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:27,140 But I'll manage. Too much of the black stuff last night. 78 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,643 Oh, no. 79 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:32,012 My fags are soggy. 80 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,448 Could do with a dry cigarette for once, I think. 81 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,617 Well, there is the toaster oven. 82 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,419 Oh, it's come to that, has it? 83 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,120 SAM: Harold, I'll make you fresh food. 84 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,989 You don't have to eat the leftovers. 85 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,624 Don't give him any more. He already ate! 86 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,293 It's for later. You never know with these things. 87 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,094 -Hi. Hi. -Hey! 88 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:49,797 -Hi. Hi, hi. -Hi. When does everyone else come over? 89 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,032 I have no idea. Bini? 90 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,368 Is there another place you can get ready, honey? 91 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:55,869 I didn't know what bathroom to choose. 92 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,305 What can I do? How can I help? 93 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:58,939 Uh, please get out the food processor. 94 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,841 -Hi. -For me. -DUKE: Oh, Mom. 95 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,611 Who's Madeline Kahn? 96 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,113 -Queen. -What? Who is Madeline Kahn? 97 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,148 -Oh, my God. -AUNT BINI: I was just saying 98 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:11,018 how Harold used to drive Madeline Kahn around. 99 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,653 -What? -HAROLD: Yeah, it was before 100 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,455 all the Mel Brooks mishigas. 101 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,757 She asked me to call her "Mads." 102 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:20,260 -Oh, my God. -Mom, can I wear the special one? 103 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:24,365 Uh, yes, you can. 104 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:27,067 -DUKE: Thank you. -So, what's gonna be the seating situation? 105 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,869 Oh, there's no seating situation. 106 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,438 It's just, like-- You'll see. 107 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,906 It's, like, a free-flowing kind of... (stammers) 108 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,542 There's no seating situation. 109 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,677 I like to know for sure the seating situation. 110 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,946 I got the spinal stenosis in my back. 111 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,815 AUNT BINI: We used to take her for chinks, out in Saugus. 112 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,251 Samanther, Samanther. Remember when we used to go 113 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,686 to Dragon Island for chinks? 114 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,521 Jesus, with that. Bini! 115 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:48,822 HAROLD: The vertebrates are all farkakt. 116 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,458 I got to know where I'm sitting. 117 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,760 AUNT BINI: Madeline said she didn't remember him. 118 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,227 But she was very nice about it 119 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:56,564 and thanked him for all his hard work. 120 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:59,733 Come on, Harold. You shtupped Madeline Kahn, didn't you? 121 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:02,970 -(chuckles) -Young man, nice uniform, 122 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,705 driving around all night in a Lincoln? 123 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,074 -Chicken tenders on this one, huh? -(laughter) 124 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,276 -Eh, it was a Grand Marquis. -Oh, okay. -SAM: Frankie! 125 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,311 AUNT BINI: Oh, vey iz mir! 126 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,347 It was strictly a professional relationship. 127 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:17,284 But I will say, the biggest bazungas I ever saw. 128 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,452 -(laughter) -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 129 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,320 And she just left them hanging out there. 130 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:23,624 She knew what she was doing. Huh? 131 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,259 -God rest her soul. -Sure. -MAX: Mom? 132 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:28,261 -SAM: Yeah? -Paisley wants to know if her date can bring a friend 133 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,631 -to Frankie's Batceañera. -What? No. 134 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,633 -Paisley's not-- no. -EDDY: All right! 135 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:37,004 Which one of you's has laid a top-ten hit in that bog? 136 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,639 Confess or burn. 137 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,374 Does anyone smell smoke? 138 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,609 Oh, yeah. 139 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,977 Sorr-- that's me, that's me. 140 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,115 (grunts) 141 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,117 (exhales) 142 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,785 I'm serious about that shit, though. 143 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:53,153 Think it's grown a twin. 144 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,823 (belches, groans) Bugger me. 145 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,290 Oh, fuck, my lips. 146 00:05:57,324 --> 00:06:00,093 -(laughs): Eddy. -I'm eating here. 147 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,795 Okay. You need any help? 148 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:02,996 SAM: Hi! 149 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,665 Buenas tardes, Sam. 150 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,799 Buenas tardes. 151 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,967 Hi, Rosita. 152 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,002 -Welcome. -Hi! How are you? 153 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,638 Looks so beautiful, Sam. 154 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,106 I want a food truck! Knishes and carnitas. 155 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,976 Don't start nothing, I'm sneaking out for a crafty fag. 156 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,511 CECILIA: Reinita. 157 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,480 -(gasps) Que bonita... -I don't like it. (laughs) 158 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,014 -You look incredibly... -Don't talk to me. 159 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,650 I'm memorizing a speech. Don't interrupt and be annoying. 160 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,184 Right. 161 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,820 -My garters are slipping! -Not ready yet, either. 162 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:27,921 -SAM: Eddy. -EDDY: What? 163 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,657 -You got an extra fag? -No. 164 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,459 -Look who's here. -Bro. 165 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,527 -Back to party. Better. Hello. -Always. 166 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,996 -Wow. You look so... -Wow you. -Mom. 167 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:38,265 -SAM: My gorgeous. -Is she really wearing a men's suit? 168 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,333 Yes. From the '40s. 169 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,903 It's a replica of one worn by Frida Kahlo. 170 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,773 That's really frickin' cool. I love my cousins. 171 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,842 Phil. (mouths) 172 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,811 I've said hello. 173 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,245 -I mean, there's nothing... -Let's get a drink. 174 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,347 -All right. -I-I did say hello. 175 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:57,017 What a beautiful simcha, Sam. 176 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,920 Thank you so much for coming, Esperanza. 177 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,889 You know you taught me how to be a Jewish mother. 178 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,024 (both laugh) 179 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,093 -Where's my Duke? -Oh, she's, um, 180 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,095 she's actually out there with her friends, with the kids. 181 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,597 -Ay. Okay. -You see? 182 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,232 -Smoke show. -Hey. Hey. 183 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,534 -Isn't this cool? -It's fantastic. 184 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,068 -Hi. -Hey, Jaia. 185 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,771 I've never been to a bat mitzvah like this before. 186 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,239 Oh, you're in for a treat, Caroline. 187 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,941 We're having a proper blowout. 188 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:24,945 We have marichos, carnitas and knishes. 189 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,881 A lot more than cheese. Right, darling? 190 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:31,552 Well, I guess I won't have to leave early, then, will I? 191 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,054 -(chuckles softly) -It's, uh, "mariachi." 192 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,456 -It's mariachi. -Okay. 193 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,792 SAM: So-- Yeah, so we thought we'd throw them all, 194 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:42,763 -everybody, into... -In the-- Sure, in-into one pot. 195 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,332 XANDER: Hello. 196 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,468 Hello, everyone. 197 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,239 Oh, hi. 198 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,441 (Spanish song playing) 199 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,383 (mariachi music playing) 200 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,458 I'm so proud of you. I love you. 201 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,478 -(cheering, applause) -(grito) 202 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,864 (speaking indistinctly) 203 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,633 (laughter) 204 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,735 SAM: Congratulations. 205 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,348 This is my childhood. 206 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,320 All mothers are slightly insane. 207 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,394 Ka nui nga mihi. 208 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,397 I'm proud of you. 209 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,565 (cheering, applause) 210 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,301 MARION: Frankie. Beautiful. 211 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,502 -I love you. -MAX: I love you. 212 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,538 That's beautiful. 213 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,041 -Did you get that out of my room? -No, I didn't. 214 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,508 I can't believe you did that. 215 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,410 -Didn't you give me that? -I did, yeah. 216 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,446 (playing "De Colores") 217 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:58,398 * De Colores * 218 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,568 * De Colores se visten los campos * 219 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,972 * En la primavera * 220 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:08,275 * De Colores * 221 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,912 * De Colores son los pajarillos * 222 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,515 * Que vienen de afuera * 223 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,418 * De Colores * 224 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,855 * De Colores es el arco iris * 225 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:26,626 * Que vemos lucir * 226 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:30,030 * Y por eso los grandes amores * 227 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,932 * De muchos colores * 228 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,668 * Me gustan a mi * 229 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:38,071 * Y por eso los grandes amores * 230 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,973 * De muchos colores * 231 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:43,343 * Me gustan a mi... * 232 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,816 (speaking indistinctly) 233 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,020 (speaking indistinctly) 234 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,231 * Canta el gallo * 235 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:08,335 * Canta el gallo con el quiri quiri * 236 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,571 * Quiri quiri quiri * 237 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,908 * La gallina * 238 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:18,311 * La gallina con el cara cara * 239 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,114 * Cara cara cara * 240 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:25,318 * Los polluelos * 241 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,121 * Los polluelos con el pio pio * 242 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:31,825 * Pio pio pi... * 243 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,294 (Sam groans) 244 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:36,964 You okay? 245 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,299 Babe, what are you doing? 246 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,168 -Huh? Hi. -Hi. 247 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,838 Oh, nothing. Go back to the party. 248 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,341 I'm looking for a little... (inhales loudly) 249 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,613 (sniffs) Did you see him out there? 250 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,782 I did. 251 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,483 Playing "dad" for the crowd. 252 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,618 And we all just smile and nod. 253 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,554 Ooh, my goodness. It's amazing you came. 254 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,390 What do you expect, Sam? 255 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,426 You want him to give you a public apology? 256 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,129 (exhales sharply) Uh, yeah. 257 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,731 That'd be great. A little public humility. 258 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,067 That would-- I would really like that. 259 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:18,605 Frankie wanted him here, and you fulfilled that request. 260 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,676 Yeah, what choice did I have, though, really? 261 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,379 Is Frankie having a great time? 262 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,481 'Cause that's all that really matters. 263 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:32,185 Honestly, I'm more concerned about you. 264 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,288 What is that supposed to mean? 265 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,389 You know what, never mind. 266 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,891 -Forget it. -No, no, no, no. 267 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,193 I really-- I would like to know. 268 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,930 I would like to know. Let's talk. 269 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:46,599 Uh, you're so concerned about me. 270 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,436 I love when people are concerned about me. 271 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,705 Fine. This death grip you have on your anger. 272 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,607 What happened to you, what he did. 273 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,676 We all know. We were there. 274 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,278 We don't need to rehash it every day. 275 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,479 It's incessant with you. 276 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,515 The folded arms and the eye rolls; 277 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,251 it is not flattering. 278 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,420 And your friends don't want to tell you 'cause we love you. 279 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,391 But... you gotta move on. 280 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,362 (grunts) 281 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,898 Okay. Wow. 282 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,399 (groans) 283 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,401 That... 284 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,837 (groans) 285 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,739 So, you've been separated from Jeff for what, 286 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,942 about 15 minutes now? 287 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:32,279 And you're gonna tell me that I need to move on? 288 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,648 Yeah, I am. 289 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,621 That's really great. 290 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,894 Ow. 291 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,799 (sighs) 292 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,140 I really need to find weed. 293 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,910 (Sam grunts) 294 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,898 (sighs) 295 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,876 (orchestral music playing) 296 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,912 * 297 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,183 Can you feel something on my back? 298 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,853 Yes. It-it is lumpy. Uh... what is that? 299 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,589 It's my corset of torment. 300 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,625 You see, I have an arrhythmia. 301 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,361 My heart flutters from time to time. 302 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,965 Uh, a-are you okay to dance right now? 303 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,499 Oh, yes. 304 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,535 -Frankly, I think my cardiologist is an idiot. -Oh. 305 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,172 I only listen to him because my daughter forces me to. 306 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:10,043 (chuckles) My son only let me have two glasses of wine a night. 307 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,211 -(laughs) -Oh... 308 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,880 So I sneak tequila. 309 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:20,853 I steal swims. Desnuda. 310 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,156 -Oh, my God. -(laughs) 311 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,225 Very interesting. 312 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,362 (straining) 313 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,864 I-I-- you want to sit down? 314 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,400 No, I don't want to sit down. 315 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,602 -Okay, all right. -We've only just started. 316 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,571 Okay, baby, let's go again. 317 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,806 -Let's. -Oh, wow. 318 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,041 (speaking indistinctly) 319 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,643 -SAM: Hi. -Hi. 320 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,944 Nothing. 321 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,079 (laughs): Nothing? 322 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,214 Oh, and I hadn't even asked. 323 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,648 What are you doing? 324 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,183 -Nothing. -We're hiding. 325 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,085 -What do you think? -I see. 326 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,553 Well, I'm hiding, so... 327 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,455 (Sam chuckles) 328 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,024 -Hi. -Hi, Mark. 329 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,658 -SUNNY: Hey. -Hey. 330 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,360 What a shock, bumping into you 331 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,662 at the party you brought me to. 332 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:06,133 -Of course. -Sorry. -No. 333 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,934 -I stole her for, like... -Let's, uh, grab a drink. 334 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,769 If you had a minute, yeah. 335 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,473 -Excuse me. -Yeah, sure. 336 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,474 Oh. 337 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,209 Oh, hello. 338 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,145 -Hey. -Hi. Hi. 339 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,480 Do you... Having... 340 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:25,152 Did you-- did you try, um, the horchata? 341 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,953 Uh, not yet. Is that pork? 342 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,422 Huh? No. It's a drink. 343 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,623 -Never mind. -Oh, sorry. 344 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,325 -Yeah. -I-I'll check it out. 345 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,265 Hmm? 346 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,667 -Do you, uh... -Believe in magic? What? 347 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,001 Do you want him to leave? 348 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,436 Yeah. What do you think? 349 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,772 But he's in his element. He's not gonna leave. 350 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,707 No, I mean, do you want me to go talk to him? 351 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,609 -You know, scare him a little. -(sighs) 352 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,878 Yes. 353 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:54,781 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 354 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,616 -Stop. -What? 355 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,085 What were you gonna...? 356 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,819 What are you gonna say to him? 357 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,288 What would you do? 358 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,755 What would I do to him right now? 359 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,958 Yeah, wh-what-what would you say to him to make him leave? 360 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,795 I would get right up in his face, 361 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,230 -like this. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 362 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,900 And I would say, "Why are making your daughter's night 363 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,302 "about you? 364 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,837 It's time for you to leave, asshole." 365 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,374 (chuckles) And what if he didn't? 366 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,609 It wouldn't get that far. 367 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,079 But if it did? 368 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,814 (sighs) 369 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,916 Well, then I would give him what we call 370 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,251 a Chicago beatdown. 371 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,919 Do you know what a Chicago beatdown is? 372 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:36,223 Nope. No, I don't, but please tell me. 373 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,358 A Chicago beatdown is the type of beatdown that, 374 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,459 after you've gotten one... 375 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,027 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 376 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,063 ...you don't go out in public for over a month. 377 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,700 No. No. Mm. 378 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,537 You'd do that? You'd do that for me? 379 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,173 Boop. 380 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,242 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 381 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,709 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop. 382 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,845 Stop, stop. Come back, come back. 383 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,480 Come back. 384 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,949 (breathing heavily) 385 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,585 Ooh. Very... 386 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,155 -satisfying exercise, buddy. -Yeah? Yeah? 387 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,856 -I got you, buddy. -I like that. 388 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,358 -My God, feel my heart. -Oh. 389 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,427 My heart is, like, racing. 390 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,564 Get your hand off my heart. 391 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:24,103 (indistinct chatter) 392 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,405 FRANKIE: Hi. 393 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,107 Ooh. Hi. 394 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,442 -(oohs and ahs) -(cheering and applause) 395 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,644 Yes! 396 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,581 Um, so I want to give a toast-- 397 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,115 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 398 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,551 I want to give a toast, but before I do that, 399 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,787 I want to ask the room a question. 400 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,091 Who here was raised by a single mom? 401 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,629 (indistinct murmurs) 402 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,600 Same. 403 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,368 And I can say, from watching it all go down, 404 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,437 that it's a thankless job. 405 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,774 But now I get to thank my mom... 406 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,776 Sam "Old Iron Pants" Fox. 407 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,944 (laughter) 408 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,114 -Thank you. -PHYLLIS: Louder! 409 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,116 I'm gonna murder you. 410 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,585 -What? I can't hear her. -Shh! 411 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,522 So, I-I just want to add that I've come to realize 412 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,957 that life is about choices. 413 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,127 Rabbi Hilary told me that when she looked at a graveyard, 414 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,795 what she didn't see was 415 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,733 the rows of headstones with a bunch of faded names and dates. 416 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,668 What she saw was the choices 417 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,803 that went into all of these lives. 418 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,506 So I think life is about the choices that we make. 419 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:37,610 Anyway, Dad, thank you for coming 420 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,979 and for being here now. 421 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,114 That was a good choice. 422 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,284 And thank you, everybody else, for coming. 423 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,852 I love you all so much. 424 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:46,986 Good night, Detroit! 425 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,155 -(applause) -WOMAN: We love you! 426 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,025 -(cheering and applause) -Mazel tov! 427 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,864 Mazel tov! (whistles) 428 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,832 Mazel tov, siman tov! Siman tov, 429 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,369 mazel tov! Mazel tov, siman tov! 430 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,136 Siman tov, mazel tov! 431 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,205 * 432 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,206 PHYLLIS: Frankie. 433 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,342 Baby. 434 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,377 Thank you. 435 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,378 I love you. 436 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,947 (clinking glass) 437 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,148 Uh... 438 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,618 Hi. Uh, Frankie, 439 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,921 I just wanted to say a few words. 440 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,624 Um... 441 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,994 I am so proud of you. 442 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,330 You've grown into a very impressive young woman. 443 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,835 Uh, your future is bright. 444 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,870 Uh, every time I see you, 445 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,040 uh, which I know isn't often enough... 446 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,876 you always impress me. 447 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:48,147 And, uh, you've impressed all of us here today. 448 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,649 (chuckles) 449 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:54,321 So, congratulations. Happy sweet 16. 450 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:58,425 She's 15, you moron! 451 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,360 Quinceañera. Quinceañera. 452 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,028 (woman blows raspberry) 453 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,996 Really. 454 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,998 ("Hava Nagila" playing) 455 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,034 * 456 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:16,242 (cheering and applause) 457 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,050 Hey. Uh, Rob? 458 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,284 -(scoffs) -Ralph? 459 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:29,121 Ray? Rich. Good to see you. 460 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,790 You know... 461 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,759 since the girls aren't around, 462 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,627 I'm gonna let you in on a little something. 463 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,564 I have been your daughters' emergency contact 464 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,265 on all their school forms. 465 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,868 I've driven them to soccer tournaments in Temecula. 466 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,371 Chaperoned field trips to the missions. 467 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,639 And you know what so many strangers say to me? 468 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,207 "Your daughters are fantastic." 469 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,543 "Oh," I say, "they're not my daughters. 470 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,244 "But I wish they were my daughters. 471 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,245 Because they are fantastic." 472 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,814 And you know what else? 473 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,249 It has been my pure pleasure watching them grow up. 474 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,619 And being there for them. And I can't imagine my life 475 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,987 without them. Excuse me. 476 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:12,331 * What does a girl do? * 477 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:15,167 * What should she do? * 478 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:17,937 -* What does a girl do? * -(laughing) 479 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,107 * What should she do? * 480 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:25,778 * I've only known him a short time, it's true * 481 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:29,816 * I should be careful and watch what I do * 482 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,784 Hey, princess, what's up? 483 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,085 I'm gonna whisper in your ear 484 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,122 because I don't want to embarrass you. 485 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,792 -* Oh * -* What does a girl do? * 486 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:42,429 * What should I do? * 487 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,432 * How do I know he's not * 488 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,134 * Playing a game? * 489 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,602 * And if he is * 490 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:53,573 * Will he put me to shame? * 491 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,475 * Now he's getting near * 492 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:59,278 * Oh, my, oh, my dear, oh * 493 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,247 Hmm. 494 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:06,419 Oh. I know exactly what you're going through, bro. 495 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:10,256 Persona non fucking grata. (scoffs) 496 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,459 And here, with your family, it sucks. 497 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,762 I used to be you. 498 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,764 Oh, everybody hated me after Sunny and I split. 499 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,331 They don't anymore? 500 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:21,734 (chuckling): No. They still do. 501 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,671 -Just not like before. -Why not? 502 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:29,175 I went on, like, an amends tour. 503 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,810 It was a whole AA thing. 504 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:34,180 Basically, I apologized. 505 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,916 But I don't have anything to apologize for. 506 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,685 I haven't done anything wrong. 507 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,354 Totally. 508 00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:46,358 Hey. Nice speech, man. 509 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,062 JEFF: It was a great speech. 510 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:54,066 Parts... that one part... you know. 511 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,837 Shit. Are my teeth blue? 512 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,539 Goddamn it. 513 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:04,443 * I've only known him a short time, it's true * 514 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:06,579 -(chuckles) -* I should be careful * 515 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:10,049 * And watch what I do * 516 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,251 * But now he wants to park * 517 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,656 * Where it's awfully dark, oh * 518 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,536 -Oh. -Hey. Hey. 519 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:30,537 -Hi. -Hi. 520 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,105 -(clears throat) -Can we talk? 521 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:37,109 Um... (clears throat) this is not really the right time 522 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,945 for a money conversation, Xander. 523 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,747 We do that through lawyers. 524 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,448 Yeah, not money. No. 525 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,450 Um, just hear me out. 526 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:51,390 Uh, this whole... you know... 527 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:54,093 today, this... 528 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,630 I don't really know how to put it. 529 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:02,101 Um... I guess I feel... 530 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,403 Yeah, I mean, Frankie and you 531 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:07,607 and the girls and... 532 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,611 this mix of cultures and, uh... 533 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:13,813 all the love in the room... 534 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,049 I'm moved. 535 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:22,454 O... kay. 536 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:24,957 Great. You're moved. 537 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:27,660 And also I just want-- I just wanted to say that, 538 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,362 um, I wish I had been at more of these. 539 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:33,165 Well, you could have, Xander. You were invited. 540 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,636 If the girls wanted you there, I made sure you knew about it. 541 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:39,171 I know. I know. That's not what I meant. 542 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:43,542 Um... I just wanted to say that I... 543 00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:48,180 I should have done better. 544 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:54,386 I had no excuse. 545 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:59,025 How long are you in town for? 546 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,594 Um... 547 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:04,530 Do you want to come for dinner Friday? 548 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,666 Me and the girls? 549 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,836 Yes. 550 00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:11,938 Yeah, that would be... 551 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,205 Yeah, I would like that. 552 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,975 -Okay. -Yeah. What time? 553 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:19,879 Um... what time...? 554 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,348 -You know what... -I'll see you Friday. 555 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:24,483 -Okay. -Okay. 556 00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:34,160 (groans) 557 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:41,367 Shit. 558 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,736 All of a sudden there's, like... 559 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,472 -this, like, tiny little hedgehog... -Dormin? 560 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,345 Present. 561 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:55,715 (coughs, chuckles) I'm sorry. 562 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,587 Gimme. 563 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:03,956 Your son. 564 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:05,858 -CAROLINE: Oh, my God. -DORMIN: Oh, come... 565 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,397 -(chuckles) -I love you, sweetie. 566 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:12,932 (chuckling): I love you. 567 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,401 -Be good, take care. -You, too. 568 00:27:15,434 --> 00:27:17,069 (chuckles) 569 00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,605 -(coughs) -I wish that, that you would cut loose some more. 570 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,940 -All right. -I'm serious. 571 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,109 -Do you feel better? -Mom. 572 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,610 -Marion. -CAROLINE: Good night, Phyllis. 573 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,079 DORMIN: See you, Gran. 574 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:29,816 How you doing, lumpy, hmm? 575 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,417 Oh. (chuckles) 576 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,485 (mutters) 577 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:41,160 -(knocking on door) -Everybody's leaving. 578 00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:45,097 Come on, let's go say goodbye. 579 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,432 I already did. 580 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:47,967 Well, let's go say goodbye again. 581 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,635 You're not gonna see 'em for a while. 582 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,604 -So? They don't care. -Huh? 583 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:55,708 We never see them. 584 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,443 We never see anyone in our family, 585 00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:58,644 because that's the way you want it, 586 00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,946 and that's the way they want it. 587 00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,814 (sighs) 588 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:04,616 Just go say goodbye. What's the big deal? 589 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:08,154 (scoffs) They didn't come here to see me, Mom. 590 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,523 They came here to see Frankie. And now they're leaving again. 591 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:16,162 Duke. 592 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,698 Okay, Mom. Jesus Christ! 593 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:30,810 You were my last fun child. 594 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:34,046 (sighs) 595 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,382 Did you see that shit? 596 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:38,417 (jazz playing quietly) 597 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:45,657 (quiet chatter) 598 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,461 (clears throat) Yes. 599 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:52,164 -What are you doing? -Hello, I have a reservation. 600 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:53,565 Get out of here. 601 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,068 I believe it's under Bob Dobalina. 602 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:58,037 You need a mint, Mom. 603 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,273 (exhales) Excuse me. 604 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:03,042 Is the bar open seating? 605 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:07,713 -Right this way. -Thank you. 606 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,718 -Just sit right here. -Thank you very much, Miss. 607 00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:17,023 -Good evening. -Hi! 608 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,058 -How you doing? -Good. How are you? 609 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:22,228 -I'm doing well. -Uh, I would like a bottle 610 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,396 of your least expensive wine. 611 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,398 I think I can do better than that. 612 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,101 Thank you. 613 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:30,602 (grunts) 614 00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:34,473 Okay. I have two seats for you right here. Excuse me. 615 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,944 SAM: Let me get a little video. 616 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,278 MAX: Okay, here are your menus, 617 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,779 and I'll be right back with some bread. 618 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:41,948 Okay... 619 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:44,750 -Yes. -Mom. 620 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,285 Very, very professional. 621 00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:49,588 (chuckles) That's my kid. 622 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,424 My daughter. It's her first job. 623 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,094 I'm kvelling a little bit. 624 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,930 -Spying on her. -(chuckles) 625 00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,598 MARGO (on TV): So you've pointed out, so often. 626 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:03,102 So many qualities, so often. Her loyalty, efficiency, 627 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,770 devotion, warmth and affection. 628 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:07,739 And so young. So young and so fair. 629 00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:10,076 BILL (on TV): I can't believe you're making this up. 630 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:13,846 It sounds like something out of an old Clyde Fitch play! 631 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,614 Hi, baby. All About Eve. 632 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,616 Yeah, I put it on. 633 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,118 I'm so proud of you. 634 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,420 Good, hard, honest work. 635 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:24,456 -Fuck yeah. -Thanks. 636 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:27,793 -Are you the mother? -Oh. Yes, I am. 637 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,629 I'm Cesario. Thank you for coming to my restaurant. 638 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,132 Your daughter is very beautiful and kind. 639 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,466 -Oh... -Nice to meet you, Chef. 640 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,968 Nice to meet you. 641 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:39,605 She comes in early to help my babbo with his English. 642 00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:43,275 You do? You help his babbo? 643 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,945 -I love Babbo. -Oh, thank you. 644 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:46,979 (Max and Sam chuckle) 645 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,683 -Oh. Can I sit here? -Uh, sure. 646 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:53,319 Thanks. 647 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:55,487 (clears throat) 648 00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:01,627 -Oh. This for you. -Oh. Thank you very much. 649 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:04,130 Uh, I understand you're an actress. 650 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,398 Yeah. 651 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:07,733 I have so many stories, 652 00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,635 but I don't know what to do with them. 653 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,537 -I'm not a writer. (chuckles) -(grunts) 654 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,472 When I was a boy, 655 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:17,043 -my mother worked long hours... -* When I was just a little girl * 656 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:21,813 * I asked my mother, "What will I be? * 657 00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:26,152 * Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" * 658 00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:29,121 * Here's what she said to me * 659 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:32,758 * "Que será, será * 660 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:36,963 * "Whatever will be, will be * 661 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:40,866 * "The future's not ours to see * 662 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,770 * "Que será, será * 663 00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:48,040 * What will be, will be" * 664 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:55,014 * "Que será, será * 665 00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:59,385 * "Whatever will be, will be * 666 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,754 * "The future's not ours to see * 667 00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:06,925 * "Que será, será * 668 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:10,963 * "What will be, will be * 669 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:15,968 * Que será, será." * 670 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,809 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 671 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:29,881 Oh, damn! 672 00:32:29,915 --> 00:32:31,283 (classical music playing) 673 00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:42,761 -(screeches) -(grunts) 674 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,896 -(farting) -(groans) 675 00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:45,931 Ow. 676 00:32:49,935 --> 00:32:51,603 I'm good at reading and writing. 677 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:54,606 Yes, you are. You know, I wanted to be a writer when I was a kid. 678 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,642 Or an artist, you know? 679 00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,744 Cartoonist, maybe. Combine the two. 680 00:32:58,777 --> 00:32:59,778 Why didn't you? 681 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,149 -(both screaming) -Wake up! 682 00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:04,950 -You two came along. -(screaming) 683 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,552 -Bing, bing, bing! -Oh! 684 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:08,720 -Life gets in the way, don't it? -(screams) -(grunts) 685 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:10,389 Oh. Ow! 686 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:11,523 You drift. 687 00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:13,059 -Ahh. -(screaming) 688 00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:15,627 I'm not blaming you. Just... you did ask. Right. 689 00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:22,468 Aren't you Lil Dicky? 690 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,270 * Yes, I know That I'm a rapper * 691 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:26,105 -* At the end of the day * -(gasping) 692 00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:29,675 * But I think It's time you knew me By my government name * 693 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,943 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -ANNOUNCER: Dave. 694 00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,712 All-new Wednesday at 10:00 on FXX. 695 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,814 And next day, FX on Hulu. 696 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:39,985 The ERA is not about, uh, equality. 697 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:42,854 It's about power. 698 00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,656 There are more of us than there are of you. 699 00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:47,359 I wouldn't be so sure. 700 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:54,100 What is Devs? 701 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,468 What is Devs? 702 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:57,836 What is Devs? 703 00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:00,339 (screams) 47680

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