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Hey, guys! So today on
"Jessa's Ocean Diary",

we're here at the Olango Channel.

And I'm naming today's vlog
"The Green Sea Turtle Adventure"

because I just ran into
this guy right here.

Only one percent of these
guys ever make it to adulthood.

I mean, this guy is fully grown.

Judging by his size, he
could be 100 years old.

Mr. Turtle, you're welcome
to join us on our dive today,

but if you prefer to
stay here on the beach

and hang out in the sun,
I'm sure we'd all understand.

Wish me luck.

_

My name is Alex Walker. I'm ex-DEA.

I quit the agency because my
friend and partner betrayed me.

One of my first assignments
took me to an isolated beach

right here on this island.

I sold what little I had
and bought myself a gift shop.

Just peace. No stress, no drama.

Boy, was I wrong.

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The third number is...

- Nineteen.
- Nineteen! That's...

three out of five, man.

That's like hot showers forever.

On a yacht.

For the fourth number, we have...

Twenty-one.

Fifth and last number is coming up.

All right. Five, five. We
already got three out of five.

Four out of five, man.

No more ice showers
like a frickin' penguin.

- Eleven, eleven, eleven.
- The last number is...

One-one. Eleven, eleven.

Eleven, eleven, eleven.

Two.

If you've won something,

simply sign your ticket,
then turn it in.

I swear they do that on purpose.

And from Washington, for
the fifth week in a row,

Congress has failed to end
the government shutdown.

Pension and disability payments
continue to be delayed.

Damn it!

I'm breathing in.

I am one with my breath.

I'm breathing out.

I am one with my breath.

Breathing in.

I am one with my breath.

Breathing out.

I am one with my breath.

Breathing in.

I am grateful.

Breathing out.

Money isn't everything.

And who says that?

Man, have you ever heard of knocking?

This is store.

You should put small bell over door.

Actu... listen, I know that
I'm late on my utilities, okay?

If you could just pay
for a couple more weeks.

Alex, you have big
check from government.

Plus you have this store.
Why you always broke, huh?

Where your money? You
have gambling problem?

- I don't have any.
- Or girls? Or drugs?

What happened to your welfare check?

First of all, it's not a welfare check.

Well, I'm not welfare officer either.

This is not charity.

You pay your bills or
I will tow this building

off property, you understand?

Tow the... listen, the U.S.
government is shut down, man.

- I just need like a few...
- You have till Wednesday.

- It's the U.S. Congress, Cory!
- Aah!

It doesn't work like that.

- You're not allowed back here.
- No, listen, listen.

My wife's been missing for three days.

I know something terrible has happened.

Please, sir! Sir, please.

My wife's missing. She...
her name's Jessa Torres.

Okay, let's go. You filed a
missing person's report. Let's go.

Sirs, we need your help,
sirs. She's a great person.

- I said let's go.
- Can't save everyone, Kai.

- Hey!
- Kai.

I'll take it from here, officer.

Is that the case jacket?

I haven't heard from
my wife in three days.

That's never happened in the
10 years that we were together.

I know we're not important people,

but if a rich man's wife or
tourist's wife disappeared,

things would have been
different, I'm sure.

No, we care about
everyone on this island.

Okay? Everyone.

Let me look into it and get back to you.

Thank you. God bless you.

Got a minute, sir?

Not now, Mendoza. I have
somewhere I need to be.

The man who was shouting in the bullpen?

You know how many missing person cases

we receive every week? Over 20.

I was just looking at this.

The neighbors said the two were arguing

the night before the wife disappeared.

That's not in the jacket.

You don't think we follow up
on these things?

Well, why is he not a suspect?

Because they also saw her
leave the next morning.

She's not missing. She's just mad.

Mendoza, don't make
something out of nothing.

Hi! Hey!

Okay. Here you go. For you.

Thank you. Thank you.

- Thank you!
- Yes! Thank you!

- Thank you. Bye!
- Thank you for coming!

Nikolai, you tell them to
be careful with the lights.

Aah! Jerry's here!

Ike Ocampo, Mactan Chief of Police.

Well, always grateful to meet the men

on the front line of
safety and security.

It's an honor, sir.

Jerry Westwood at your service.

Oh, please, Mr. Westwood. No
need to introduce yourself.

We're big fans on this island.

Your show's been airing
since I was in college.

Well, that's who I do
it for. For the fans.

Have you met our director Andre Adam?

- Andre Adam.
- Ike Ocampo.

We appreciate the help
your office has given us.

Always a challenge
shooting in a new country.

I wanted to personally bring
you this filming permit.

- Ah.
- We wanted to help make your shoot here

as pleasant as possible.

Oh, thank you. That's very thoughtful.

We're going to do great
things here. Great things.

So, when I heard that you were
doing this documentary TV series...

"Wreckage Of War". It will be fantastic.

When we're done, no one will
forget the name of Andre Adam.

"Wreckage Of War", huh? Well,
that's a very brilliant idea.

You know, there are more
World War II shipwrecks

in this area than anywhere in the world.

You may not know that my grandfather

was in the Cebu resistance
during the Japanese occupation.

- Oh.
- Incredible.

And I'd be glad to talk

and recount his stories on camera.

Do you hear that, Jerry? What luck.

Man, that's great.
Maybe we could sit down.

I could pick your brain for a bit.

Now, my career has always been
about detailed preparation.

Truly knowing every aspect
is what has defined my career.

You know, actors these
days, they just care

about Twitter followers, I'm afraid.

The craft? It's a dying art.

I would love to do that anytime.

So, who should I speak to?

Nikolai is our producer.

He can take your information.
Nikolai, please.

- Oh, okay.
- Come.

Uh, okay. Ike Ocampo.

You know, my grandfather was
part of the Cebu resistance...

Hey.

You know anybody who wants
to buy a very nice watch?

No?

Hey. Double whiskey, neat,

and make it stiff.

Hey, man. You're
that... you're that guy.

The guy from the show!

Uh, well, I've been in lots of shows,

but I wager you're referring
to my 1990s hit "Pistol Whip"?

"Pistol Whip"! That's the one, man.

I got... we used to watch that show
all the time. I loved that show.

Yeah, it's a classic.

Oh, seriously, man. It was great.

You... you had that...
that beautiful pistol

with the pearl handle.

The snub nose revolver, man.

And I always wanted one of those.

And you had the move, your
signature move, where you used to...

Well, thanks, compadre. Call me Jerry.

Alex. Alex Walker.

Yeah. If you want to do it right,

the trick is you pick a spot two
feet behind your actual target

and you follow through like

you're holding a tennis
racket backhanded.

You know.

- Hey, why shoot a pistol...
- When you can whip it?

- Come on, man.
- Chuck Norris taught me that.

- Shut up.
- Spent the summer going from dojo to dojo

picking up the best moves I could find.

The producers wanted to
call the show "Pistol Cop".

Can you believe that?

- I set 'em straight.
- Man.

What are you doing on the island?

Making a documentary show

about World War II naval battles.

We're shooting the undersea wrecks.

- How's that going?
- Just got into town.

Hey. You're that guy.

You're that actor, right?

I am an actor.

You're supposed to be a tough guy.

From that show in the '90s, right?

He's not so tough in real life, is he?

Listen, guys, we're just
trying to have a quiet drink.

We're not talking to you.
We're talking to the tough guy.

Boys, how can I help you?

Do you want a picture? Autograph?

Ah, no one wants your damn autograph.

Okay, then, well, you
boys have a good night.

He's... he's dismissing us.

Hey, you think you're better than us.

No, no, that's not what I mean at all.

Why don't we find out
how tough you really are?

Listen, guys.

I'm gonna give you

and your big drunk ugly friend here

one chance just to walk away.

- Oh, you are, are you?
- Yes, that's right.

But first, you gotta pick
which hand the walnut is in.

- Yeah, right.
- No, wrong.

Sorry about that.

That was fantastic.

You can really handle yourself.

Well...

Hey, you ever do any stunt work?

No, no.

Um, you have job for stunt man?

- Cory.
- Well, they arrived here

with this barebones crew.

No stand-in. No stunt double.

Oh!

This man, huh?

Good stunt double.

Stunt double? I don't even...

No, no.

He like the job. How much you pay?

Well, I should be able
to scramble together,

I don't know, like, $500 a day?

I don't even look like...
you know? He's taller than me.

Oh, it doesn't matter.
It's all underwater.

Masks, wet suits... no one will know.

$600. We have a deal.

My producer Nikolai, he's a tightwad,

but I like the cut of your
jib, Alex. I'll just insist.

- You make good businessman.
- Well, thank you, ma'am.

- Welcome aboard, compadre.
- Yeah!

Yeah.

I didn't think you'd come.

Please.

Do all detectives start
the day this early?

- I'm here on my own time.
- Thanks.

Before we go any further,

I wanted to ask you about this fight.

I already told them, it was
an argument, not a fight.

What about?

Well, I don't want her to
keep scuba diving alone.

That's dangerous.

- So she dives.
- All the time.

She does this vlog on social media.

She loves doing it, but I always worry.

- You ever dive with her?
- Nah.

I don't even swim.

She was taught young, though.

Yeah? So was I.

This is her channel.

You'd be amazed how
many people follow it.

She was studying to
be a marine biologist.

Yeah, the ocean's her passion,

and this is her way of
sharing that with people.

She's just this kind of person
that draws in the world

and everyone around her.

Guys, I found this huge piece of metal

while diving in the Olango Channel.

What is this thing?

Oh, man, this is crazy.

Hey, everybody! Here we are.

Yeah, I love you! Here we are.

Just want to give a shout-out
to Deep Blue Dive Shop

for always hooking up the equipment.

Thank you, Linda!

Best dive shop in Cebu.

I'll keep in touch.

Please find her.

She's my world.

Oh. Okay. Ah, yeah.

- Hey, guys. How are you?
- Feeling relaxed?

Hey, man, well, that's
actually not my specialty.

Ah, this'll be fun!

Come on, we'll introduce you,

and then the two of us can get to work.

All right.

Nikolai, this is Alex,
the man I told you about.

How you doing, man? Good to see you.

Listen, are you guys a film
crew or basketball team?

The underwater stand-in stunt double.

Yeah, well, listen, for $600 a day,

I'll press this man's pants for him.

Nikolai's got an iron boot,
but all good producers do.

Just don't get on his bad side.

- All right.
- It's gonna be amazing.

- And how is my star feeling today?
- Like a bull stud.

I need to talk to you about
your, uh, makeup test.

Well, I usually use a
Comanche Sunset No. 27.

Yes, that's good. Good.

Thank you.

Listen, uh, Jerry is
driving us all nuts.

So many stories, so much talking.

It's getting in the way.

So how about you, uh,
take him out to the resort,

take some of the equipment,

go scuba, have mai tais, whatever.

Just stay out of our hair
till tomorrow, okay?

Your show.

Let's go.

How'd you get this job,
anyway? Through your agent?

My agent? Ha-ha. That's a good one.

No, after I lost the first round

of "Dancing With The
Stars", he dropped me.

No, Nikolai contacted me directly.

Crap money, but I
could use the exposure.

Out of sight, out of mind, you know?

It's easy to forget an old ham like me.

Don't say that, man. You're a TV legend.

Yeah, you're too kind.

I don't know, I usually have
more time to prepare, you know?

This all just feels so rushed.

What do you mean rushed?

It came together a week ago.

Andre said he was only
hired three days ago.

Can you believe that?
These eastern Europeans,

they're something different.

These are new models.
It's all digital gear.

When'd this come out?
Two, three years ago?

Fancy new regulators? I
don't know. Ten, I think.

Why, you still running the
old tanks for the hotel guests?

No, I'm just saying,
it's brand-new equipment.

These Romanians, they may not
know how to treat an actor,

but they sure have some nice equipment.

You know, I've never seen
camera rigs like that before.

Warning, warning.

Input error, input error.

Error, error, error.

So, Jessa uses your equipment
for her own dives?

Yeah, for free.

I told her it's because she plugs me

on her Pacific Vlogger channel,

but really it's because I like her.

- And, Sam? He loves her.
- Sam?

I see. So do you know
how many tanks you have?

45.

Okay, because I only count 44.

My gosh, you're right. We're short one.

- And you took inventory?
- Only last week.

So, from then to now,
could someone have taken it

at night or borrowed
it without you knowing?

The only other person
who has a key is Jessa.

Okay.

Well, thank you so much for your time.

Is she okay?

Should I be worried about her?

Just call me if you hear from her.

Yo.

- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?

I got a job.

I'm not up to speed
on all this equipment,

so I figured somebody
here could help me out.

I could show you how to use it.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Just like that? I don't
have to talk you into it?

You're just gonna do it? Why?

Because I'm a really nice person.

Seriously, why?

And this is a regulator.

You breathe in oxygen,
exhale carbon dioxide.

- Really, Kai?
- Sorry.

That thing on your wrist
is a console computer.

It'll keep all your systems in sync

and will tell us when
it's time to turn back.

Turn back from where?

Well, we can either mess
around here in the bay

or we can take a five-mile drift dive

out into the Olango Channel.

Huh.

All right.

Now I know why you're helping me.

What?

What are you looking for out there, huh?

Contraband? Missing persons case?

A diver, probably?

Let me guess. She's a woman?
Young? Not too young?

- Somebody you see yourself in?
- I hate when you do that.

Ocampo probably thinks it's
a waste of time, doesn't he?

And I guess you need me
because you need a buddy.

I don't need a buddy.
I needed the equipment.

Unbelievable.

What the hell was that?

I don't know. You're
the one with the info.

I have no idea who those guys were.

Did you get a good look at 'em?

Not really. Only thing I saw were...

- White wet suits? Yeah.
- White wet suits.

My missing person was an
underwater videographer

with a camera just like that.

This battery's dead.
This thing could be fried.

Would this work?

Why are you here so late?

And why are you here at all?

Somebody tried to kill us tonight.

With a spear gun.

- Where?
- The Olango Channel.

Yep, that makes sense.

How does trying to kill us make sense?

The abalone hunters in the Olango

are notoriously territorial.

These guys weren't fishermen.

Then they were probably
treasure hunters.

Treasure hunters?

The Olango's cursed. No
two nights are the same.

The tides shift. New batches
of coral pop up out of nowhere.

Ships get beached and
wrecked all the time.

People say more gold's
gone down on the Olango

- than any place on Earth.
- Gold, huh?

Olango was on the galleon trade route

between Acapulco and Manila.

The riches of the East traded
for the gold of the West.

I don't think Jessa Torres
was a treasure hunter.

Well, wherever there's gold,
there are people looking for it.

Treasure hunters, criminals,

and wherever a person dies in agony,

like on a shipwreck,

their soul lives on as an evil spirit.

I didn't take you for
the superstitious type.

I'm not. It's bad luck
to be superstitious.

Got it.

You realize Ocampo would have you

ticketing parked cars for the next year

for violating one of his direct orders.

He said not to make
something out of nothing.

This... this is not nothing.

Hey, guys! Okay, so today
on "Jessa's Ocean Diary",

we're here at the Olango Channel.

- Son of a gun.
- And I'm naming today's vlog

"The Green Sea Turtle..."

You're asking me to close off

the entire five-mile Olango Channel?

What do you propose I do? Dredge it?

No, sir, but it's a crime
scene. We were shot at.

It's the last known
location of Jessa Torres.

- We need to investigate.
- You were foolishly diving at night,

investigating a case you
weren't even assigned to.

And it sounds like you stumbled
on abalone poachers.

As far as Jessa Torres is concerned,

it's not a crime scene.

You know the meaning of habeas corpus?

- Yes, sir.
- Habeas... to have, corpus... the body.

If you find the body,
then you have the crime.

No, we're not closing down that channel.

We have fishermen there,
we have tourism,

we have a film crew shooting
a very important documentary.

Is that why you...

Why what?

Why what?

Oh, man! About time.

What do you mean it's about time?

I thought you said it
was a 7:00 call time.

Exactly, we're supposed
to be on set by 7:00.

Didn't you read your call sheet?

What is... I don't
even know what that is.

It's essential to every shoot.

Tells you what you're
filming, when, and where.

And where exactly are we shooting?

The Olango Channel.

Nothing like working on the water!

Or in this case, underwater.

I did eight weeks on "The
Perfect Storm" back in '99.

Yep. The part got cut, but I
learned a lot about sailoring.

Of course, that was in a tank...
Studio 16, Warner Brothers.

Hail, maestros!

- We're here to make magic.
- You're late.

Yeah, that's actually my fault
and I apologize. I'm sorry.

We've got a full day today. Let's go.

Don't worry about Nikolai.

He's a hard man doing a hard job.

He's right, though. Won't happen again.

Come, my boy. Today, we make magic.

We make history.

You need something?

Nope, just doing an
equipment check, boss.

- It's been done.
- Yes. Okay.

Imagine being here in this very spot

on that Sunday morning in 1941.

Japanese Zeroes came over
the horizon with the sun.

Why aren't we shooting anything?

Welcome to showbiz.

It's hurry up and wait forever.

Come on, you want to
run some more lines?

We're not really running lines.

It's narration.

Well, you wanna hear it again?

You bet, man. Knock yourself out.

Let me ask you, though,
what... what are they doing?

Uh, Nikolai said they're
preparing the underwater set.

Who is? Everybody's on deck.

Oh, they hired some local
divers to help out, you know?

Do the dirty work.

Okay, scene 101.

Right away, please, gentlemen.

The Japanese fighters
were the first airplanes

ever designed to carry a jettisonable

external fuel tank.

They were fast, maneuverable,
and powerful.

And cut.

Fantastic, Jerry. Fantastic.

Any notes? I can do it again.

No notes.

We do the close-up.

Take your time. Savor the moment.

Okay.

Keep some of the fins down there?

Aw, look at this.

That's sturdy construction right there.

Australian, huh?

Non-ferrous metal.

I like it.

We have all our permits,
officer. Right here.

Actually, sir, the captain was wondering

if he could get a photo
with Mr. Westwood.

- He's a big fan.
- Yes.

Yes, of course.

Guys, I found this huge piece of metal

while diving in the Olango Channel.

What is this thing?

Oh, man, this is crazy.

Hey, everybody. Here we are!

You see that?

Hey, Ernesto, can you
take a look at this?

Cyrillic. Russian.

_

_

What's a Soviet submarine propeller

doing in the Philippines?

And that's a wrap for Jerry up top.

But I've still got a page
and a half of dialogue.

We are switching to
underwater shooting now.

Ion, take them down and help them

get into their scuba gear.

What the hell is going on here?

Andre, you're the director.
This is your set. Take over.

I hate to break this to you, Jerry,

- but there is no TV show.
- Pardon?

These guys are treasure hunters.

They're using this TV show as a cover

- to bring up the loot.
- Loot?

Yeah, what is it?
Historical relics? Gold?

The point is, they need the cover

because they know it's illegal.

This was all a show for the Coast Guard,

but now that they're gone,
they don't need us anymore.

Whatever gold is down there is
patrimony of the Philippines.

And whatever they were looking
for, they just found it, my man,

and they are bringing it up right
here, right now on that deck.

Hey, you listen to me, compadre.

You're wrong. You have to
be wrong. I need this show.

- Jerry.
- Tell him, Andre.

Tell him we're doing a damn
show about World War II.

- There's no TV show?
- Jerry. Jerry, don't. No, don't, Jerry!

Move and you're dead.

Take them below deck now

before we get any more visitors.

Yes, Captain.

Onward, comrades,

to fame, fortune, and history.

Say a word and I put
a bullet in the head.

Let's go.

Jerry.

Jerry, look. You see that blue tape?

- Well, I guess this is it.
- Jerry.

I dedicated my life to acting,

to craft, to characters,

and what do I have to show for it?

No, no, the blue tape. The blue tape!

Four failed marriages,
three estranged kids,

and a TV show no one remembers.

Do you know what it
was like to be admired?

People looked at me
like I was a real hero.

Now I'm the guy selling adult
diapers on late night TV.

Do you have any idea who
I used to think I was?

How did you come up with that?

- I put it in there.
- You did? When?

When? Earlier. I knew that
we might be in trouble,

and so I thought if they
were gonna tie us up,

this is where they'd bring us. Come on.

There is more to you than
meets the eye, Mr. Walker.

Well, Jerry, I've seen
this movie before.

All right, shake it off.

Shake your hands out,
get your circulation back.

All right, I'm gonna
have to tie 'em back up.

- What?
- Because we are outgunned, okay?

And we have to wait
until the time is right.

And you have to wait on my signal.

Okay? Now, feel that.
See that right there?

- Yeah.
- I want you to pull that on my signal.

On my signal.

I've got my motivation, I just need
more specifics on the blocking.

- Just be ready.
- For what?

We're gonna have to fight
our way out of this one.

All right? No stunt doubles.

This is for real.

Okay. Okay.

Apparently, one of the subs went missing

in December of 1989

somewhere in the Philippine Sea.

One month after the
fall of the Berlin Wall.

And the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Rumor was that the captain of the sub

was escaping with
millions in gold bullion

looted from the Soviet treasury.

- And?
- Here he is.

Look familiar?

Good to see you, old friend.

_

I suppose that now you expect me
to explain all of this to you, hmm?

Actually, no explanation needed.

- Seems pretty simple.
- Simple?

- Is it?
- Yeah.

You're searching for
gold. Sunken treasure.

Damn the costs.

I mean, that's the oldest
story in the world.

Gold?

Gold?

You think there is gold in here?

I think he's about to explain it.

Do you think I would go
to all of this trouble

for a case of gold?

I was the youngest officer
in the Soviet submarine corps

- ever to earn the captain's rank.
- Soviet submarine?

What it in that case is worth 100 times

its weight in gold to the right people.

Enough to make me as rich

as those traitorous oligarchs
who looted my country.

What do you plan to do with us?

I plan to shoot you.

Well, the only thing I
have to say to that, Andre,

is why shoot a pistol...

When you can whip it?

Jerry.

Whoo! Always wondered if
that would work in real life.

What?

Thirty years.

Thirty years I have waited for this...

- Put it down now.
- Putting the gun down.

- He's with me.
- ... and I will not be denied it now.

It still works.

- My design was flawless.
- You fool.

- What is that?
- Just a nuclear device.

- Oh, my God.
- You had to ask, didn't you?

I have activated it.

My plan was to sell it

to a certain regional dictator

for one billion dollars.

But I will now settle
for two hundred million

in untraceable bearer bonds

and a private jet with
a full tank of fuel.

- You're insane.
- I have set the timer for six hours.

It is irreversible and only
I know the cancel code.

That should give you enough
time to meet my demands.

And when I am safely away,

I will communicate the code to you.

There won't be enough time to evacuate.

Exactly. Well, you'd better get moving.

You didn't set it for six hours.

You set it for six minutes!

- It's not working.
- Well, try it again.

The Russian embassy's
calling to Moscow now.

- You! What do you know about this?
- Nothing.

The consulate's trying
to find an expert.

We don't have time for that.
We gotta Apollo 13 this thing.

Does anyone have bomb squad training?

- Do you?
- Not like this.

I trained with the Navy's EOD squad

back in '94 for "Pistol Whip".

We had a Russian ex-pat nuke handler

as our weaponry consultant,
and in the show

the device they had to disarm
looked a lot like this one.

Listen, how confident are you?

I'm an actor, not a bomb expert!

What do you remember about
preparing for the episode?

I'm trying to remember the script.

There's... there's a panel
with four wires behind it.

In the show, if you cut the right wire,

- the... the timer disarms.
- Then cut all the wires.

No, no, no, no! You do that and
the bomb detonates... no timer.

All right, which one is
it, Jerry? Which one is it?

- Red? Blue? White? Yellow?
- Oh, I can't remember!

You need to remember
what you did on the show.

- Which wire?
- It's just a TV show.

It's not reality. I don't know
how to do anything real!

Listen to me, okay? Close your eyes.

Close your eyes and
repeat after me, okay?

Breathing in. I am one with my breath.

Breathing out. I am one with my breath.

- What?
- Forty seconds.

- Just say it.
- Breathing in. I am one with my breath.

- Breathing out. I am one with my breath.
- Forget the script, okay?

What did that Russian
nuke handler tell you?

- If I could suggest...
- I'll break your jaw, man.

- Listen, Jerry, what'd he say?
- Uh, he said...

cutting the wires was a last resort.

Shooting it with a shotgun
was the first resort.

Well, we can't hide behind a rock
and shoot at the damn thing.

- Just take your best guess.
- Okay, I'm trying. I remember this.

It's coming back to me.

Red. It was red.

The red is the one you don't cut.

Then you lead with "don't cut"!

Cut all the other wires except red!

We did it.

We did it!

It was due to his bravery

and the excellence of
this police precinct

working on my orders

that the perpetrators were tracked down

the moment they arrived on our island.

Consequently, all of us
are here today unharmed.

To say Jerry Westwood is a superstar

is a true understatement.

- Aww.
- Thus, I reward you,

Mr. Westwood, with this key to Mactan.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

We have to keep the camera for evidence,

but I thought there's a
video of Jessa's on there

that you should have.

Thank you.

So, I got into an argument

with my husband this morning.

You know, since he has
to go to work early,

we didn't resolve it.

So I went for a walk on the beach,

and within 10 steps,

I'm not even kidding,

I stub my toe.

I stub it hard.

And I... I'm cussing

and I'm grabbing my foot and all that,

and I look down and I see
the shape of the rock...

which is gonna look great
on my nightstand by the way.

And it was like...

it was like a sign from God, you know?

I felt so relieved...

... to have so much love in my life.

At this point, I don't even know
why I'm filming this anymore.

It's way too personal.

Maybe this is for you, babe.

This is for us to look
back on years from now,

to remember that the bad is
always followed by the good.

I love you, babe.

"Thanks for everything, compadre.

Take good care of her. Your pal, Jerry".

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