Original subtitles

New Cutey Honey

Konogoro hayari no onna-no-ko The kind of girl in fashion these days

Oshiri no chiisana onna-no-ko The kind of girl with a cute little derrière

Kotchi o muiteyo hanii Look this way, Honey

Datte nandaka datte datte nandamon Because she's just so... Just because, you know?

Onegai onegai kizutsukenaide Please, please don't hurt me

Watashi no haato wa chuku chuku shichau no Or my heart is going to start aching

Iyayo iyayo iyayo mitsumecha iya Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

Hanii furasshu! Honey Flash!

Imadoki ninki no onna-no-ko The kind of girl popular nowadays

Puku to boin no onna-no-ko The kind of girl that's perky and busty

Kotchi o muiteyo hanii Look this way, Honey

Datte nandaka datte datte nandamon Because she's just so... Just because, you know?

Onegai onegai chikayoranaide Please, please don't get close to me

Watashi no ohana ga hiku-hiku shichau no Or my nose is going to start twitching

Iyayo iyayo iyayo mitsumecha iya Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

Hanii furasshu! Honey Flash!

I'm going to change!

Honey!

Pathetic fool! It is far too late!

Father, please! Give me the power.

What are you trying to do? Contain me?

You can't do it! We can never be destroyed!

For as long as mankind exists, we\hwill be reborn, forever and ever.

If you return, I'll return as well!

I'll come back, again and again, to\hdestroy you once and for all!

Honey!

Get out of here!

The Death of Honey? Battle for the Sacred Skyship!

O unawakened spirits of the great darkness,

arise now and assemble, drawn\hby the whirlwind of my desires.

Now is the time to sever the cords of sleep that have bound you.

To kill!

To steal!

To burn!

The captured energy of your souls shall serve to drive open...

the gates to the lower depths, to the realm of true evil!

It's happening again, as it happens so often lately.

It's as if the sky is about to give birth to a demon.

Come on, your Honour. You're talking like a small child.

Demons don't exist, not even here in Cosplay City.

No.

This city has a true devil, and an angel as well.

What's that?

At this very moment, she may be\hfighting. Our heavenly angel.

Honey, go straight. Straight ahead.

That's what their energy readings indicate.

Yes, I feel it too.

Here we come, evildoers!

By the way, Honey, can't we get some more room in here?

Not really, Sir. The Honey Comet is a single-seat fighter.

Well, then, if that's the way it is.

Let Honey and I take care of this. You two wait at the house.

Are you nuts? That's my son they kidnapped!

What parent wouldn't go to the rescue?

That's right! And when we go home, it'll be as a family!

You two...

All right, then make sure neither of you loses sight of that ship!

Let's hurry! Chokkei's waiting on us!

Right!

Oh, by the way, Sir? Can't you find somewhere else to put your hand?

O unawakened spirits of the great darkness,

Arise now and assemble, drawn by the whirlwind of my desires.

Now is the time to sever the cords of sleep that have bound you.

What are you praying for, you jerk?

I don't know what you're up to,

but I'm not going to let you get away with it!

You mean that Honey won't, don't you?

That's right! Honey will come for me!

And what will your dolly do for you then?

Honey's not a doll!

But you saw her true form, didn't you?

Well...

Enough of that, Spider.

I'm sorry, boy. Think of this as your destiny.

If that was an apology, let me go!

No, there's one more thing you must do for us while you're here.

Hey! Stop it! Time out, time out! What are you doing?

Are you going to eat me, or what?

Help! Police! Child abuse!

They're here.

Honey!

Open your eyes, boy, and watch all that transpires.

You are a witness to history!

The dawn of a new era of endless darkness!

Man, that's big!

These are really the guys who kidnapped Chokkei?

Chickening out?

— Are you kidding? — All right, then!

But how do we get close enough?

Don't worry. "Hurricane Honey" will take care of that.

What do you have in mind?

This!

Hang on!

Strike!

Boy, I never knew you liked to play so rough, Honey!

No!

No?

Oh, no! What'll we do now, Honey?

It's obvious.

Honey Flash!

Sir, can your sensors find anything?

No, they can't.

There's so much evil energy in the air that it's scrambling everything!

So, from here, we'll just depend on our skill as thieves! Ready?

Right. I got it!

What's this?

Everyone! Look out!

What?

Oh no!

I can't move!

This is a...

When I pull the strings, there can be no escape!

You!

You're paralysed! No matter how hard you try, my web can't be cut!

Honey! What should we do?

You're amazingly well constructed. I'm impressed!

So glad I meet your approval.

Then again, perhaps I'll derive more pleasure from the real thing.

What do you think?

What are you doing?

Hey! Watch what you're doing with someone else's wife!

I'm sorry, hon...

Dearest!

Daiko!

He's the one! He's the one who kidnapped Chokkei!

Are you going to let him get away with that?

Say what?

I don't think so. No ordinary human could ever break free.

Listen up, you moron! When she's\hangry, she isn't a normal human!

Impossible!

Come on, Daiko! Kick that moral degenerate's ass!

It snapped!

Hey, hey, hey!

Where's my Chokkei?

Tell me or else!

You little bitch.

You...

Darling!

Daiko!

I gave him three good ones!

Right! Way to go, Daiko! Let me handle the rest!

Photon Power Beam!

Sir!

Can I play too?

You're late again.

Oh boy. They're not going to give Chokkei back easily, are they?

As you can see, I'm quite indestructible.

Oh, really?

Is that so?

Honey Flash!

I'll be your sparring partner!

You're a stubborn little bitch, aren't you?

I think I'll have to hurt you a little to change your mind!

Since my speciality is spying, I'll let you handle this.

From this point on, I'm your designated opponent!

Take this!

You're cheating!

As if you had room to talk!

Haven't you figured it out yet? No one can defeat me.

One doesn't know until one tries.

No matter how hard you try, you've got no chance against me.

Sorry. I just don't give up so easily.

Oh my! My skin's looking chafed!

It's because you're getting old, lady!

How rude! Don't you have any manners?

All kids are like this.

No matter how many times you try, you can't succeed.

Why not surrender and accept defeat?

I've got to bring Chokkei home. I've got to...

I can't give up! Not at any cost!

Oh, Dolmeck's probably already taken care of the kid by now.

Sorry about that.

Chokkei!

I told you to give up!

Honey Flash!

No matter what you try, it won't change a thing!

What?

Sorry about that!

When did you...

Secret Honey Move, Adapting Magic.

Prepare to die!

I blew it. How embarrassing.

Black Maiden...

Dolmeck...

I don't want to die.

Never fear. I shall not permit it.

Lord Dolmeck!

It's an emergency!

They... they're everywhere!

I see.

Now!

Wait one moment! Where do you think you're going?

You're a very valuable hostage. You should come with me.

Damn!

Hold on, Spider. There's no call for that.

You mean...

Kill him. The ceremony is not yet complete.

I see.

I understand, Lord Dolmeck.

And if that's the case...

Can you hear us, Dolmeck?

You're finished! Surrender at once!

Work it around, Hon!

Right, my love!

Hey, what's this?

It looks like it could be important.

It doesn't matter!

Everything in our way will be burned to ashes!

Breast Fire!

I must have done a really great job of disguising myself!

You!

Sometimes a genius pilot.

Sometimes a female commando.

And sometimes even a Peeping Spider!

But my true form is...

Lovely warrior, Cutey Honey!

Honey!

I'll get Chokkei back,

even if the cost is my own life!

Even if it's your own life?

That's funny! Are you, a machine, claiming to be alive?

Black Maiden?

No! That voice!

That voice is...

It can't be!

It's been a long time, Honey.

You have no idea how long I've waited to face you once again!

Panther Zora!

That's right! Both our guardian and\hmother, she is Panther Zora!

We wait for her resurrection!

Born again from the evil energy we've stolen from this city!

It mustn't happen! I can't allow Zora to be reborn!

Well then, what do you propose to do about it, Cutey Honey?

Honey!

Honey!

Chokkei!

Chokkei! Are you all right?

Mum!

What the...

Come now, girl!

Is this the power of a legendary warrior?

All right, Dolmeck! You...

Bastard!

Let Honey go!

Chokkei!

— Chokkei! — Chokkei!

Let Honey go, you bastard!

Chokkei!

Oh, how cute!

Chokkei!

Chokkei! Are you all right?

I was kidnapped. There wasn't anything I could do about it.

It's so depressing. I hate myself.

Don't worry about it. I'll be with you always.

Honey will protect you wherever you are.

Stop playing with that brat!

Dolmeck!

I'll never bow to your will!

Honey, you've got to prove that you can beat me!

Silver Fleuret!

Not good!

The ship won't take any more! We've got to get out now!

Dolmeck!

Splendid.

The Great Light, the legendary lovely warrior.

When the world is full of evil, a lovely warrior shall appear.

With the power of her great light, the door into darkness is opened.

Finally, you have opened the door for me, Honey!

It can't be!

You're... What the hell are you?

I am Dolmeck, the devil's consort! Guardian of all evil!

Pitiful souls in the dark, gather to bring our Mother to life again!

Honey, no matter what you do, you cannot stop the resurrection of Mother Zora!

Do you understand why this is so?

Human souls are the source of her power.

And human souls are inherently evil!

No!

Mankind is not evil!

I believe in man!

In man's innate humanity!

The human heart is the birthplace of kindness and love!

Chokkei!

Love?

If that's so, then why has the seal been broken?

Why are we both here?

There is no love in these pathetic creatures!

But, then, you're only a machine!

Even to the end, you can't fathom the true depths of a human heart!

Shut up! She's human too!

Honey may be made of metal, but that's beside the point!

Honey is... Honey's just Honey!

Thank you, Chokkei!

It won't take anymore!

Honey, get out of there!

Don't worry about me, Honoured Sir!

I will not accept defeat! I'll protect all of you, and the city,

until my last breath!

Honey!

Pathetic fool! It is far too late!

Father, please! Give me the power.

What are you trying to do? Contain me?

You can't do it! We can never be destroyed!

For as long as mankind exists, we\hshall be reborn, forever and ever.

If you return, I'll return as well!

I'll come back, again and again, to\hdestroy you once and for all!

Honey!

Get out of here!

We swore we'd all go home together.

I can't believe she blew up with them.

Idiots! It's not true! It's not true!

Isn't that right, Honey?

Honey will...

Honey will be back.

She'll return.

Your body is not so different from a human's.

If you're cut with a knife, you'll bleed.

You'll sweat, and feel pain as well, exactly like a human.

I could have made you bulletproof, but I didn't...

You're an android, but you possess a heart and soul.

And to be truly human, I believe,

your body must have the same feelings an ordinary human has.

I put all my love into creating you, Honey.

Into each and every part, into every hair.

Honey, beautiful forever.

Honey, the fruit of all my love and labours.

That's right. Honey is Honey!

My angel!