Original subtitles

New Cutey Honey

Konogoro hayari no onna-no-ko The kind of girl in fashion these days

Oshiri no chiisana onna-no-ko The kind of girl with a cute little derrière

Kotchi o muiteyo hanii Look this way, Honey

Datte nandaka datte datte nandamon Because she's just so... Just because, you know?

Onegai onegai kizutsukenaide Please, please don't hurt me

Watashi no haato wa chuku chuku shichau no Or my heart is going to start aching

Iyayo iyayo iyayo mitsumecha iya Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

Hanii furasshu! Honey Flash!

Imadoki ninki no onna-no-ko The kind of girl popular nowadays

Puku to boin no onna-no-ko The kind of girl that's perky and busty

Kotchi o muiteyo hanii Look this way, Honey

Datte nandaka datte datte nandamon Because she's just so... Just because, you know?

Onegai onegai chikayoranaide Please, please don't get close to me

Watashi no ohana ga hiku-hiku shichau no Or my nose is going to start twitching

Iyayo iyayo iyayo mitsumecha iya Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

Hanii furasshu! Honey Flash!

I'm going to change!

Burning up!

I can get all I want

Burning up!

Even though I play dirty

Burning up!

I can get revenge with this world

Burning up, burning up

Burning up my heart!

The knife glistens in the darkness of the night, like your blue eyes

Shoot! I'll get whatever I want

When I target my sights upon it

If you only have

One life, live it out fully

Sell your dreams, sell your love, sell everything

It's just another prison

Burning up!

Burn up your heart!

Burning up!

Set your body on fire

Burning up!

Burn it all down to the ground

When it's done, all that's left, is a pile of ashes

The number of true desire is

The same number that leads to sadness

Right! The truth comes out in a breath...

at the darkest hour of midnight

The city's nothing...

but a blazing prison inferno

And there's no one who can escape its fire

There's no way out!

Breaking out!

Destroy all our yesterdays

Breaking out!

Destroy all our tomorrows

Breaking out!

Destroy all that exists

Once again

As you were

Naked in the flames

A Singing Voice is the Devil's Temptation

What a great show!

That was incredible! The whole stage was rocking!

Who are you?

I'm with Cosplay Cable Television. I'm a reporter!

We're here to interview Saline, the\hmusic industry's hottest performer!

Sorry. I'm too tired.

But...

It won't take long!

May we come in?

Wow! This is really Saline's dressing room!

Ta-dah! Greetings, this is Honey's "Reporting Without Appointment"!

Today we're in Saline's dressing room, at her popularity's peak!

Let's take a look at her room!

Wow! Look at all the clothes!

Is this where you write most of your songs?

Golly! Look at all the microphones!

Excuse me. Those are important tools of my trade.

Do you really need so many?

I toss them off the stage at the end of my act.

This interview is over. It's time to leave.

Aw, c'mon! I'm sure your fans would like to see more, Saline.

Tell 'em to buy a ticket, then. I'll thank you for that.

I'll do that! Good bye!

I knew this wasn't going to work.

Posing as television reporters was a dumb idea.

No, no, you shouldn't give up on things so quickly, Chokkei.

Remember, an investigator must put his best effort into each detail!

But just how many options do we have left?

That's one of our options!

That was a joke, kid.

Why aren't you laughing?

Come on, Grandpa, this is serious business.

Something...

There's some clue that I'm missing.

Who the heck are you?

Oh no!

I guess this is their answer!

No!

Honey Flash!

Taking out this girl isn't as simple as you think! You'll be sorry!

You little bitch!

Honey, are you all right?

We'll get you next time!

Wait up, you bastards!

Don't worry about them, Chokkei!

Why not?

We don't have time to fool with them.

We've got to get our own act together first.

Things are about to get interesting.

The stage is being set for something new.

Where did you get this?

I swear, I'll get to the bottom of this.

The kind of girl in fashion these days...

The kind of girl with a cute little derrière...

Oh, boy, what a pretty view.

Hey, Akakabu!

What the hell are you doing?

Quiet, Honey's in there right now!

I know that, you moron! I want to know how you got here first!

Get lost! This is my seat!

Ow! Hold on, old man! Hold still!

Don't you have any respect for your elders?

Don't give me that! You're the most active person in the house!

You only use the "old and sick" act to get your own way!

What do you mean, "act"?

Keep accusing me of "acting" and I'll tell your darling Daiko!

You bastard! No one else would\hdo\hthat, with how vicious she is!

Dearest!

Men! I've just about had it with your dirty little minds!

All right, you want to look at naked bodies,

let me show you what a nice body Daiko has!

Feast your eyes!

Wait! I'm sorry! Calm down!

What's going on?

Daiko, take it easy! Honey will hear!

Oh man, were you peeking at her again?!

Stop this at once!

You don't have to get naked now, sweetie!

And why shouldn't I join the club, idiot?

Akakabu, you're her husband! Can't you do something?

O Powers that be, please help calm her down!

Excuse me, son. I'd like to speak with the manager.

You're standing behind him.

Would you like to hire a pretty girl singer?

Yeah, would you?

This is too funky!

Please, please don't hurt me

Or my heart is going to start aching

Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

Honey Flash!

The kind of girl popular nowadays

The kind of girl that's perky and busty

Look this way, Honey

She's so beautiful.

Because she's just so... Just because, you know?

Hey, Chokkei!

Quit fooling around and get back to work!

Please, please don't hurt me

Hey, Grandpa?

What?

What was Honey like before?

Was she a singer then too?

Or my heart is going to start aching

Why do you want to know?

Oh, no, oh, no, don't look at me, no

I was just wondering.

You're one weird kid.

Honey Flash!

It's just that Honey does everything so well.

No ordinary person could do all that.

Why are you wasting time with these foolish questions?

That was Singer Honey in her grand debut! Give her a hand!

And now, the one that you've been waiting for...

Saline!

Not too bad, kid.

Thanks.

The way Saline acted, there's definitely something odd here.

What are you doing?

Saline! Who's on stage?

I wasn't in the mood, so I cut out.

I just had this strange feeling, you know?

Now, what are you doing in my room?

Well, to tell the truth, I sort of have a thing about you.

I thought maybe I could pick up a little souvenir or something.

And that's the reason you sneaked in here?

I'm sorry for entering without asking...

You think I'm stupid enough to fall for that?

Now tell me your real motives,

or I'll throw your pretty head instead of a microphone off stage.

All right. I didn't want to have to tell you this, but...

Saline!

I don't just have a thing for you. I'm in love with you!

Please,

take me into your embrace, my beloved!

Are you out of your mind?!

I don't go that way!

That was too close.

But I sort of liked it too!

And there's no one who can escape its fire

There's no way out!

Breaking out!

Destroy all our yesterdays

Breaking out!

Destroy all our tomorrows

Looks like she's just practising.

Breaking out!

Maybe she's not the right one after all.

Destroy all that exists

Once again, as you were

Naked in the flames

Dolmeck!

As always, your performance was magnificent.

What a shame that you must perform in such surroundings.

Not much I can do about that. It takes dough to make it to the top.

But, of course, all that will change. Thanks to you.

But if you leave, your fans will be sure to miss you.

There might be another reason they'd miss you more.

Are you trying to start something?

Pardon our bluntness.

Take care of these.

Yeah, I know what to do.

What'll we do, Honey?

Wait just a few minutes more.

These ought to make them happy for a little while longer.

Thanks to Cutey Honey, there's\ha\hshortage of evil henchmen.

Keep your eyes out for her.

I'm not likely to make a boneheaded mistake like that.

What's that? Who's there?

Sorry.

You again?

What were you saying about boneheaded mistakes?

Go get her, guys!

Honey, I'll take care of these punks!

Thank you, Kind Sir!

Thunder Break!

Take that, you bastards! Danbei\hHayami will clean up with you!

I knew she'd show up. A bit early, though.

Let's let Saline clean up her own mess.

Agreed.

Dolmeck!

Stop!

Not so fast, you little bitch!

It's time to follow my stage directions...

and the script says your gig is up!

Since you're such a big fan, I'm sure you'll love some of these!

Too many microphones can be dangerous!

Those are...

You! You're not an ordinary girl, are you?

Well, you've got me there, sister!

Since you have all these mikes...

Sometimes, I'm a tabloid reporter.

Sometimes, I'm a Chinese fighter.

And sometimes, I'm a rock singer.

But the truth behind them all is...

Honey Flash!

Lovely warrior, Cutey Honey!

Don't mess around with me!

What's this? They all transformed!

Grandpa!

For embarrassing me in front of\han\haudience, take this Hell Song!

I'm tired of that song already! Sing something different!

Here comes your request!

Honey!

Hang in there, Chokkei!

Honey!

What's that? Isn't this what you've been looking for?

That's right!

After destroying each villain, I found a common thread.

Each and every one had one of those capsules.

Those hideous capsules, that turn human beings into monsters.

And following the capsules brought you here, right?

Right. I figured it would bring me right to the villain's back door.

Finally, I got the last little clue I needed.

Saline...

But you're wrong! This isn't the back\hdoor, but the main entrance!

And now you'll be joining us!

Then tell me! What is the real reason for the capsules?

Listen up!

The capsules contain a liquid that gives people superhuman abilities.

There are idiots out there who'd give everything they have for it.

I profit quite handsomely.

I can't believe you did all this simply out of greed, of avarice!

It's unforgivable!

You should be thanking me for giving you a shot free of charge!

Now, let's see.

I wonder what kind of monster you'll become?

Suffer!

Writhe in pain!

You bitch!

Honey!

Honey!

It can't be!

Saline, your concert is over.

The next time you sing, it'll be a swan song in Hell!

Why? Why not you?

Why didn't you transform?

I cannot be overcome by the powers of evil!

Impossible!

I told you, I'm tired of that stupid song of yours!

You can't be.

No human alive can be completely immune from the influence of evil!

That's it! I understand. You're...

So, that's your secret, an android!

Amazing! Who'd have thought that such a pretty girl isn't human?

Master Dolmeck will be so grateful for this information!

You!

Grandpa! What does he mean about Honey? Honey's not human?

Honey!

Don't get so cocky about busting Saline!

She was just one of many dealers, and we can always recruit more!

Up yours!

Hold it right there!

I'm not letting you kill me so easily.

Don't move a muscle, unless\hyou want the kid to get hurt.

Honey!

Chokkei!

Chokkei!

Honey!

Chokkei!

Dolmeck!

Honey!

Chokkei!

So that's Dolmeck's fortress.

Dolmeck, what is your secret? What are you trying to do?

When I grow up, I want to be just like Mayor Light.

How do you do, I'm Chokkei Hayami.

Good morning, Honey!

Gosh, Honey, you can do anything!

I'm sorry that I couldn't help, Honey.

Honey!

Honey!

Wait for me, Chokkei.

I promise I'll rescue you.

I swear it!

Up in space, up in the sky

Is the place where we first met

What was it about that kiss?

Did zero gravity change the taste?

A falling lovely valentine

For a handsome man like you

I'll wait for you in the satellite

That's what I'm going to do

Call me

So sweetly

Even the moon will blush red from

That telepathy of yours

This is the star-crossed holiday

That I've been waiting for

But you know that jealousy travels at light speed

Exploding stars engulf us both

In the nova of our love

This comet's the result

Of our rendezvous