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Sir, you are her father, isn't it ?

Yes

And your name is Sivaprasad.

Yes

Sandra had liked the last profile suggested to her.

A Bangalore settled Malayalee.

Yeah, she had only opened the account.

Now she's got bored of it and has linked my phone number to the account.

The process of finding the groom got expedited thus

But some of them come for chatting at midnight

I really don't know how to handle them

They don't even give me the space to tell them that I am her father

She finds it very funny

There is someone named Tijo in that list

He's the unbearable one

Let me see

"Had your dinner ?"

"Not yet. I am going to have..."

"What happened ?"

"There were a few guests home"

"So what you upto now ?"

"Nothing much. Have to take bath"

" Hooo....I really wish...."

" For what ?"

"To see you like that..."

What ?

What can I do ?

We will deal with it now, Sir. Please call Jaffer here.

Okay

Jaffer Sir, Vincy madam is calling you.

Coming madam

Sir, who's this girl ? Very pretty

Ey. Keep it there. It's our top client

Very nice smile too!

Hello, Is this Tijo Sir ?

Yes

I am Sandra's brother

But she doesn't have a brother.

Who told you she doesn't have a brother ? Dei...

Who's this ?

If you call on this number again

You will be beaten badly, understood ?

No, I won't call again

Ok, thank you

Ok brother

Sir, please note down my number too

Premium members are given special care here

Please have the tea.

Have you checked properly ? It's not clear ?

Madam ?

Yes

The bride's face is not clear in this

You will have problems while registering the marriage

Is there any photo where she's looking at the camera ?

Okay one second

Sure

Is this fine ?

Yeah, this is better.

Can you mail it to us ?

Okay

Do you have whatsapp ?

There's no need for that. Please mail to us.

You go from here

Will you also elope and get married like your friend ?

No, I am decent. I will have an 'arranged marriage'

Can we open this with a scale ?

Sir, its my boss's car. I can't do that

Madam, please open the door

Please open the door

Another customer is calling me sir. I have to go

Why are they standing outside ?

What's happening ?

She's just showing off

|She said her saree was loose and asked us to get out

Now she has centre-locked the car

Please help us

What's the matter ?

You get inside. Don't let him in.

Wait here...

Get in fast

Lock the car fast

What's the matter ?

There are two things. I will say the second thing first

He's an idiot.

He doesn't have any sense that we are getting married without informing the family

He has posted a photo in facebook

Bloody fool

New beginning (reading the caption)

Now the first thing...

He smoked weed

Really ?

Yeah

Monkey

In the time that I went to use washroom after the temple wedding

he went with his friends

Ever since he came back, he was acting really slow.

While coming down the stairs, he was telling me...

"Why isn't this coming to an end ?"

There were only three steps there.

So I want justice!

I will take care of this

Finally, she opened!

Is everything alright now ?

Ranjan, can you please blow out ?

What ?

Please blow out

Oh my God Did the tyre burst ?

Are you okay now ?

I am not okay

Now you please get inside

Damn! I shouldn't have smoked

Lets go Anna (brother)

Aren't you happy now ?

Does it hurt ?

Not at all

Please give your witness ID

Here it is

Do you have any other address proof ?

There's my company ID. But it doesn't have the address details

The father's name column is blank in this ID

Doesn't it have my mother's name as Neena in it ?

As far as I understand, its legally alright

It's not alright to my knowledge.

Look into this Sir

Are you all Malayalees ?

Yes sir

Sir, this looks like a clear case of "runaway wedding"

There should be someone responsible in the address proof

Sir, my father lacked resposibility

Madam, my mother is a "single-parent"

We will look into all those matters later.

Please give your signatures first

Congrats

Thank you

Okay, Marriage is done!

Hello

Please don't get emotional like this

We had just met in the matrimonial site, right ?

We don't possess any divine love yet , isn't it ?

Hi

Oh wait, I have never said that you are ugly

I only said, I look prettier in general

Isnt' that true ? Won't you have insecurity then ?

Ah, that's all. Please don't call me again.

Hello

Vincy ? Yes

Yes

I have just sent you a number. Please deal with him

Ok...Wait a second...

Yes ?

Do you want a "Collector" (IAS) ?

He's divorced. But he's Christian, young and is "Elite class"

Do you want him ?

No. I will look for a fresh (non -divorcee) one

Ok then...

Ok bye

Hey

Hi

Nikitha

You're looking good.

Thank you, I know!

So, we'll just get on with the work guys

*Questions in French*

Hello

Hello

Tell us about yourself

My name is Neena and I am originally from Kerala

I learnt French at the Alliance Francais

Thus I can handle French better now

Okay

I was a school teacher in Kerala for the past twenty years

And I have a daughter

Is your daughter here in Chennai with you ?

Yes, It's only been 3 months since we shifted to Chennai

My daughter has found a job in a bank here

Ma'am, Is it sous, soues, suis ?

Which one is correct ?

It's Suis

Thank you ma'am

You've got the top score and you speak French more fluently than me

Thank you ma'am

You're welcome. Most probably, you will be asked to join here!

How did it go ?

It was just okay

Yesss

"The whiffs of a Jasmine flower"

“Stands feet and length behind”

“In front of you, the pretty woman”

“The more we see her”

“The more we wish to see her”

“The virtuous beauty of gold”

“An ebbing moonlight on the dawn“

“Or a polished ornamented poetry”

“All of them are in the asking”

“Fade away not, far from us!”

“The resonance of the shores and the sea”

“Danced to the tunes in rhythm”

“When the eyes are pounced upon her”

“Even the breeze bounces the affection on her”

“Meeting her has been a routine habit”

“For many of us and all of us”

“Celebrations are occasions of joy with her”

“To dance, to the beauty of its tempo “

“A matter of boundless joy for her”

“Where there is nothing else left do”

“Chirps of melody chants across her lips”

“Her life is a forlorn tale, veiled in the ocean of tears”

“Yet the smiles are effervescent, matter of joy for all”

“The whiffs of a Jasmine flower”

“Stands feet and length behind”

“In front of you, the pretty woman”

“The more we see her”

“The more we wish to see her”

“The virtuous beauty of gold”

“An ebbing moonlight on the dawn“

“Or a polished ornamented poetry”

Ma'am, you look very pretty

“All of them are in the asking”

“Fade away not, far from us!”

When I was working in the hotels, I needed to park a lot of vehicles.

Most of the vehicles are automatic these days

Automatic vehicles are very difficult to park

Manual cars are actually easy

Hey...Chachan (Brother)

How was your exam ?

All good

You're a smart girl

Come

Manuel...

Its very difficult with these manual vehicles sir.

Brother, my name is Manuel

Oh sorry sir

This guy is impossible.

Again for repair, is it ?

Yes

Did you walk around Madras today ?

No, there was a suite room in the hotel on company's behalf.

I had a grand breakfast

Also it's very hot outside in Madras

I took a nice long nap

That's because your body is tuned to Pune's climate

Isn't our area nice? surrounded by trees and the beach nearby..

That's true. This is a good appartment. It has a "rich" look too.

That's actually Nikki's plan.

Her idea is to project elegance to the marriage proposals coming to visit home

Ho, she's so determined to find a groom for her, isn't it ?

Look, this lift isn't working.

Which floor is our home ?

Just two.. Come.... it will be a good exercise

With my diet, I don't see that hapening

Hi mami

Hey Neena Come...come!

She's the house owner's wife

She had been to China

When did you reach back ?

I reached back today morning

For the last 4 months in Beijing (China),

I was not able to draw the kolam (ritual drawing in front of the house)

So I made the drawings in front of every flat

I have drawn here too. See you alright

Why did they go to China ?

Her daughter is in China.

So when her child started speaking in Chinese, they got the grandparents to teach Tamil

You come inside

This is so beautiful. Can't we keep this in our home itself ?

Only if we keep it here, people will be able to see it

Hi Nikki

Hi Mami...Hi Uncle

How are you ?

Oh my God!

Show me your leg. Does it hurt ?

What rubbish ? Won't it hurt ?

Ey, she's the one who's coming to stay in the nearby flat.

She's a Malayali

Its been two months since, waiting for them to shift to this flat

I asked for that flat first.

I was given least priority and send to second floor

No dear, that guy came and convinced us very amicably

He looked very innocent too

There's nothing on your leg. Take it off

Besides, both of them are orphans

That grand mother is taking care of all their affairs

Such a tragic story. It can be made into a big TV serial

A film can be made out of my life

Serials have better reach than films these days

My uncle has come home.

I saw your uncle earlier

You saw him ?

Yeah

What's she doing ?

Why are you taking the whole chocolate box ? Its for everyone

All the hens have large tummies, isn't it ?

Don't pinch it

When are you going to join there as a French teacher ?

There's an orientation class to be completed first

There will be two separate batches, morning and evening

I have to carry lunch thus. So I bought this!

Oh you already bought a lunch box ?

Oh good color too.. Nice

Actually, why did you make me take Sanskrit as the second language

If it was French, I could have added that in my matrimonial profile

It would have been exciting

I thought you would teach me Sanskrit

The only Sanskrit I know is "Om hreem Kuttichaatha"

"You can learn any language, if you're passionate or if its a necessity"

Since we have all of these, we don't need to fry papad

I will show them to you

Lachu, just check out the food prepared by your aunty and Nikki

Both of you please wish her

I can't see anything in this

Ayyo, connection is cut off

What's the wifi password here ?

It was choodu vellam (hot water). But she changed it

Did you make it pacha vellam (cold water) ?

No, LDF Varum ellam Sheri Aavum (LDF will come and set everything right)

Everything is in small letters and without space

Choodu Vellam (hot water) was a good password

Are you eating only that much ?

Our mileage increases as we get older

Minimum amount of food will do

My mileage is still very low. Please pass the cutlet

Give it to me

Take it with the other hand

This tastes the same as how Sheela Aunty makes.

You are rightly born to your mother

The full team was there that day, isn't it ?

I heard that all of you slept on the floor, like old times.

That's because everyone was drunk, including ladies

We were hardly in senses

Isn't there pickle here ?

That's enough

I will go and take it

She still doesn't like to go to Thiruvalla, right ?

No, when she goes to Ernakulam, she meets the teacher there

Her husband has passed away, right ?

Yes. She used to call me.

A new tenant has come upstairs for rent

Still, she asks me to come and stay there

Since the house is a huge one, loneliness is more deep

That's right

In my house too, daddy sleeps in the smallest room

Do you need pickle ?

No, let me take a break for sometime

Listen

Next time around,

Grandma has asked you to come to Thiruvalla with your mom

I can't fake nonexistent sentiments

Mom is also still not completely accepted back

She goes home only after everyone else in the family leaves the same

But she is very smart...

Sheela aunty used to say earlier that...

She gets very sad on the morning everyone leaves

The same aunty asks each one of us now...

"Why aren't you guys leaving?"

That's because she will reach there once we leave.

That's our favorite time. Just us, mom and daughter

Please take this along

Your mother is very innocent, isn't she ?

She had her first love affair in tenth standard

What ?

Then she had affairs when she was doing her pre-degree, degree, post graduation

After that she eloped with a guy, got married and then divorced him

Why can't you learn something from her ?

What are you saying ?

Ey, nothing.

I was asking her to reduce the size of the Wifi password.

Wake up Aakaashavaani

Why are you disturbing me like this ?

You wish to sleep a little longer, isn't it ?

Yeah

Wait a second

I will take a photo and post it in the family group

Let your reputation be tarnished

Please don't ruin my reputation. I am waking up.

Coffee is ready. Get ready fast.

We will shift the house today at any cost

Please wait till the climax shoot is over

By the time we reach here from Besant Nagar, one episode shoot can be completed

What did you tell my Auntie before you came here?

I told her "will come back soon"

No, you said...

"Shoba...You don't need to get tensed about these kids anymore...I will be there"

Yeah. after that I told her, "will come back soon"

And did you ever go back ?

Now, even we can't go home(native place) because of you

Always the same serial shooting...

Oh my God! Is it a crime that I became an artist ?

I have to take all these abuses

There's no scarcity of "drama" whatsoever

That explains how you got the break in the serial field

Come out of the bathroom. I need to go inside this bathroom itself

For me too

I am tired of these two

Anyways, you're standing idle. Please iron the uniform

No

The upma (breakfast) I made flopped

You might have added excess quantity of water.

I will buy some more semolina (rawa) from the shop below and will set it right

Please do the ironing

Okay, do one thing. I will prepare the breakfast

You do the ironing instead

You lazy fellow!

Get lost

Get out of the bathroom

Aakashavani, let me concentrate

This boy eats and shits alike

So you added oats.

Good idea! I had also thought through

Rubbish

It had water flooded in it like anything

I really worked hard to make it like this

How's it dear ?

Very nice

I have to post this recipe in whatsapp

Otherwise even I will forget this

Why can't you stop acting in serials and make us nutritious food always ?

Everything's an adjustment now

I have to make nutritious food for two filthy grownups, is it ?

Aakashavaani, by filthy grownups, you meant "Fraud" right ?

Hundred percent. You are still my dear child

Whos "Fraud" ?

Atleast today, board the school van on time, fatso

Oh my God! its already 8.45 now

I have a shoot scheduled at 9.30

Today I am supposed to kill my son on it

Eat fast and leave. Let me get ready

Its been a month since you have been trying to kill him

I didn't realise the time at all

We will shift from this house with a loaded truck at 6pm sharp today

Yeah I know

If the shoot gets delayed today, come straight to the new house

You get lost!

Get up and leave. There's hardly five minutes more for the van to come

I won't drop you today

Moron (in tamil)

Aha

Abusing in Tamil, is it ?

Did you learn this from school ?

Will you abuse again ?

Are you learning this at school ?

He scratched me

Both of them started again

Get lost Look at his nails

Clean your mouth and leave. It will stink otherwise

At least one of you wear this please

Thanks boss. Wear the helmet. Let's enjoy

Helmet for the bald

Have you taken the print ?

Yes sir

There isn't much difference here

This is a little dark

But this shouldn't be an issue

What ?

I really want to watch it

I have been in office every day

For the past week till 10

So shall I finalise this ?

Aha, you have reached. There are a lot of work today

Please give this to her

Oh nice. You might have seen this today, right ?

Wafa, this is for you

Didn't you wear formals today ?

Aren't you suppose to receive the clients today ?

Have you forgotten it ?

Goodness!

Dhanya, have we booked premium car for the client ?

Yes

Which car ?

Which car ?

BMW 5 series

Yeah...BMW 5 series

This way please...

Is that our ride ?

That's it

That's our car ?

Brother

Music

Oh nice!

Dance dance dance...

It's a very famous song

Dance dance

Thank God

Hey

Very nice. Clients seem to be really impressed

Yeah

Was it an altered vehicle ?

Yeah, I had to alter it a little bit

Here it is...

Fraud, right ?

Yeah

The coloring is very good

Yeah?

Our kids will be really talented artists

I will draw and you will color it

I hope they aren't color blind like you

Aren't you there for that ?

Okay listen. My roommate is going for a date tonight

And I don't want to sit idle there

Let's go for a movie

Done

Yes

Can we go tomorrow instead ?

Why ? What happened ?

Whatever happens SHIFT TODAY

Oh this is the flat

The roads are all dirty

Everyone wants to take a photo with you

I am going to stay here from now on

Oh you are also my fan, is it ?

Big fan ma'am

Aakashavaani!

What ?

Don't we have to arrange all these ?

Yeah

We have a little work here. Can we all meet later ?

Sure

I will have it later

Ok ma'am

What ? Wasn't this disposed ?

Who took it here ?

No idea

I have an idea to dispose it

This looks so beautiful, also shines like gold

Our culture teaches us to gift something to the elders whenever we go to a new house

That's why I brought this here

Thank you so much

Sir, I should actually thank you

Why ?

It's a real blessing that we got our home in the first floor

But it's going to be really tough for you.

You can't cook non - vegetarian at all

If you cook, the smell will linger around the whole apartment

That's correct

My grand mother only likes non-vegetarian food

Oh is it ?

Okay do one thing then

You may prepare fish and chicken, but make sure windows are tightly closed

Okay Aunty

But please don't make "Karuvaad"

It's smell causes vomiting sensation

What's "Karuvadu" ?

That is like the "prawns"

Oh that we won't make for sure

There's someone in the second floor "Karuvadu -Kalyani" (Prawns lover)

Are you a Christian ?

No Sir, I am a Hindu

Then please don't eat beef.. God will get pissed otherwise

That's correct

Okay Aunty, I am leaving

Wait a second

Do you make beef using the coconut ?

Yes

Can you give me too a little in a small plate ?

If my wife asks, we can tell her that it's just "chicken"

She won't understand the difference

Super sir

What is "super" ?

I was saying this house is super.

Will something happen ?

I am really hungry

Is it necessary that milk has to spill out boiling ?

Yes

Isn't it enough to get it heated ?

Pour me a little

It hasn't turned into butter milk yet. This is milk only

May be the milk is a bit inferior

We should use a gas stove

That's true

We have to take a new gas connection, haven't got the cylinder yet

That's also true

It's a horrendous task. They will make you run behind them

That's not a big deal

There will be a lot of "tv- serial" loving ladies there.

Am I right Aakashavaani ?

Yeah I understood your plan

Why do you call her Aakashavaani ?

I used to work in the all India radio here

So I speak Tamil very fluently

So when I came here I was called to dub for a Tamil serial

The director and the actress who played the mother in law had a terrible fight

That's when the director saw me

So he changed the story from thereon

Boiled water fell on the face of the mother in law.

So she undergoes plastic surgery and becomes a new mother in law altogether

That's me

Then I became famous among the masses

Okay let's assume that the milk has spilled out

That's nice

House warming (boiling the milk) is thus done

Clap your hands

What ?

Place a flower in the middle

Good idea!

Mami, this is really super

Thank you

Mami is super, is it ?

Don't mock me please!

Bath well, Use all the soap available

This is so much fun Pa(father)

Deepa, How are you ?

It's been a while since I saw you

I am fine akka (Sister)

Hi

I am coming there

Take a look at this. The cooker is still leaking

What have you repaired on this ?

I will repair it for you in the evening

Will you repair properly ?

It will be fine this time

Please help me!

Ok sure

I will come in the evening then

I am really sorry. Please get inside.

Edo

Yeah ?

Nikki

Someone has turned up

What's the matter Amma (mother) ?

Wake up. It looks like a marriage proposal

This can be dismissed soon

I shall brush my teeth, right ?

Of course. Wake up

Wake up soon

This guy doesn't fit your taste

How come this proposal reached this stage then ?

He's a neighbour

Whenever he sees me, he jumps the fence and proposes me

This is the best method to reject him

How ? By calling him to our house ?

Will you say you don't like him now ?

I will say that I liked him. But you didn't like him

Zut

You're abusing me in French, right ?

I am not abusing you. I was saying that's not fair.

But its nice. It gives me an affectionate feeling

Please talk to me. I am also an open person

You're very handsome

Yeah

You're very cute

Oho

I like smart boys like you

Thank you so much

But I don't know how to tell you

There's something I want to tell you

Please tell me

I like you a lot.

Aha

But my mom doesn't like you

What ?

Nikki's character is similar to of Amma's (mother) character

What ?

Not you. But Jayalalitha Amma

Nikki's just like a bulldozer

If you stand in front of it, it will crash you into pieces

She's not there inside, right ?

No, she has left

Thank God!

You are like MGR

Your heart melts so soon

Is that the second cooker whistle we heard from the flat above ?

I think so

Hey hi! I am Emil

Eh ?

I am from Rachel Varghese place

Oh yeah, Please come inside

Where should I keep this ?

You can keep it inside

No no, it's okay

Keep it there

You look so beautiful in this, like a film actress

Aunty forced me to take this photo when I went to give application in Stella Maris

Oh I see

Aunty pushed me to learn dance and music

You don't wash the plates and all.

You will be late for the next place then

Ok

I am taking a portion of the prawns curry for the bachelor guy above

Ok

The egg used to make cake here was taken from his fridge

Where's this cooker's whistle ?

Where does that go now ?

She messed it up again

“Kissed upon the eyes with glee”

“Every rising dawn in Madras”

“Dreams, colorful are they more,"

"When the ounce of breath is you, dear Madras"

“The more and the further people are coming,”

“Embraced are they in her rituals, with garlanded streets."

“Kissed upon the eyes with glee”

“Every rising dawn in Madras”

“Dreams, colorful are they more"

“When the ounce of breath is you, dear Madras."

Excuse me

I want to renew my daughter's profile

I am not a staff here. It's there

Oh sorry!

“Adorned by the scent of Jasmine,”

“Adorned by the scent of Jasmine,”

“Resonating the voice of ‘Valluvar’,”

“Anklets worn by her, tuned the legs into rhythm.”

“At your behest, the shades of flowers are extended,”

“Where the hearts of people are encountered,”

“Hopes and wishes galore, thousands of them counting”

“At her will, the sights so scenic,”

“Each spirited molecule has in them,”

“Happiness and excitement woven together,”

“To wake up loud, leap up deep and fly.”

“Kissed upon the eyes with glee”

“Every rising dawn in Madras”

“The beauty of a Dhavani (half Sari), natural to her”

“At the age so young, beautiful to her”

Are you a Malayali ?

Yes, Ernakulam. Where are you from ?

This will actually cost around thousand rupees

“Eternal is a feeling for you, dear Tamil girl”

“Miracle is the wonder, to define you”

“Novelty is a tradition, in everything you do”

“Each of your pulse is an impulse in us”

My house is at Aluva

Oh big deal!

“You are the motherland, my life has adopted”

“You are the destiny, my luck has accepted”

“Madras, you have shone brighter than ever”

“As the mother Goddess.."

“Kissed upon the eyes with glee”

“Every rising dawn in Madras”

“Dreams, colorful are they more”

“When the ounce of breath is you, dear Madras”

Does aunty dance too?

Do you want tea ?

Yeah

When's this Rajesh going to die ?

He will die soon

You've been saying this for the last one month

Mami, the episode has to go on...How can we kill him just like that ?

Only then the story will be good

He will be killed soon

We have been talking about death here and there is an ambulance in front of us

Ganga, why's the ambulance coming to our flat ?

Oh God

This is the new tenant who is staying in Flat no 103

Was that flat occupied ?

Oh yes, he's a Malayali

He has been here for the last two weeks

He was in the military

Oh I see

Our cooker Amma's son thrashed him badly

Really ?

Why did he beat him ?

No idea!

Why are you tying the clothesline in the sky ?

Idiot!

Tie it lower

You flaunt too much in front of others.

Is this Major living alone in his flat ?

Even if somebody was there, they would have left him already

He's such a crass fellow!

Besides, he's a drunkard too

Is he an alcoholic ?

Yeah

The day he was beaten badly, the Major asked Sumesh to tie his shoes' lace

Sumesh refused to do it and that Major slapped him for that

One of his teeth got weakened

He had spent 12000 rupees to fix the tooth

He got really pissed

Did he slap him back then ?

No, he just took the beating and came home

He was sitting on his mobile, when I called him for dinner

He was watching Tom and Jerry and weeping

Poor guy!

He immediately went out

When this Major was coming back from the bar at night,

he and his friends thrashed him badly

So it will be a police case, right ?

Really ?

No, he had told Gangayamaran not to call Police

Sumesh said he didn't get a chance to beat the Major

Still, I have sent him to our native place.

That's good

Aakashavani, come...lets go

I am coming

Come

Where are you going ?

To consult a doctor for her knee issues

Ah, there is a good Malayali doctor in Shenoy Nagar

I think it's the same

Shankunni clinic

Correct!

I know that

I have made cake. Your younger brother likes it, right ?

Can I bring it ?

When it comes to cake, you can bring it anytime

Greedy!

Isn't that dry prawns ?

Yeah, It's Nikki's favorite

May I have some ? I can make chutney in the night.

Here you go

House owner has given strict warning not to make this

Hence I have a temptation, that's all

That's nice

Come on Aakashavani

Yes coming!

What happened ?

Will they charge a case?

No

*An old malayalam song*

In Dehradun,

When some people were clicking pictures near the bofors gun in the military camp

I could handle them so easily

I was drunk too

That too really stout Punjabi lads

These were almost kids

Leave that. It happens

Have you seen this ?

They are attacking the lion together, who had come to hunt its prey

The lion doesn't show his ego there.

It runs away before it gets injured

You stood there and took all the thrashings instead

You go now

Shut you

Sometimes I wish to slap him real bad

Why aren't you slapping then ?

The daughter in law will get offended

He is a test tube baby

So I control myself

First, You should also learn this

Anger management

We used to get a counselling in army, right ?

It's just like that. There's nothing to be ashamed of here

Let's consult a doctor

I don't need a doctor to control myself.

Let's stop this conversation here.

Unnikrishna, leave him

Shut you!

Oh my God

Thats nothing. So you were saying...

Amma (mother)...

What happened ?

My tooth has come out

Let's consult the doctor

Dr Bose Palakkal speaks five languages

But he has that Pala (South Kerala) slang in all his dialects

I thought this through the entire morning today

I don't have much of a difficulty now

Difficulty is for others, not you

This doctor is very smart

He has good experience in counselling and all

Listen...

How about me starting to do yoga and all ?

Our Prime Minister will be really happy

There's one more advantage here

There's no "psychiatrist" board outside the place

His main business is that of 'reduction of weight (thadi)

You mean, wood (thadi) works ?

Not 'mara thadi' (wood works) Manushyante thadi (body weight)

It's one of the best place in Madras for weight loss

*abusing in Hindi*

*abusing in Hindi*

Sometimes I see visuals as in a dream

I am driving my old yellow Maruthi car

Through a hilly area

There's snow all around the place

Its cloudy.

There's drizzling too

It's freezing cold and the road is pretty smooth too

I am just driving through it.

More like a float, slowly flowing and coursing away

This is a bit too much

Why do you measure the weight ?

Sir, if you want to meet the nutritionist, you should give all these details

Yeah...What ?

This is not for weight loss

Then ?

To treat for mental illness

The clouds start getting dark

A sudden thunder strikes - BOOM

Oh my God

So what happened to the yellow Maruthi car ?

Sir, it fell down the steep pit

Weren't you there inside it ?

I got out early to pee

Oh

Have this medicine, every night, one tablet each

Ok

Sir, isn't this that yellow tablet ?

Yeah

Then this won't work

What ?

There is another medicine, a green color one, of the same company

Is it ?

That's actually nice

You please come and sit here

No sir, its okay

Then please lie down

Close your eyes

Hello Malayali samajam!

Is Elizabeth ready ?

Shall I call her Sir ?

Please call!

The last patient got into extra time

That's why I got late

That's ok. We are free today

It's not possible today

I have to take my family to the church now

There is a spiritual reformation program today

Can we do it on monday ?

Don't worry!

Oh is it fractured ?

You should attend sessions systematically

Also bring a 200 pages notebook with you

A ruled notebook, and you should always have it with you

Okay ? See you then!

By the way, there is a pet shop at the end of this road

The place where you get all the variety animals for sale

You may buy something from there

Even a fish will do

Place it in a glassbox and we can actually have fun staring at it

Alcohol addiction will come down then

You may also name the fish, Elizabeth

Okay

Don't put that name. It's my wife's name, Elizabath

Name something else, Ok ?

Ok see you. Oh the fractured hand again. Sorry

See you

He would have named his fish Elizabeth now

Sir ?

Yes ?

That's cute

Unnikrishna...

We got the pet

Not this!

Then ?

That's my pet

What was its name ?

Ouch!

Unnikrishna

Slowly..

Does it hurt sir ?

The dog is well behaved Sir. He won't do it

Inonde d'amour

What does it ma'am ?

Inonde d'amour is flooded by love

Actually Musset is similar to Neruda

To simplify it, Plein d'amour

Plein d'amourr is full of love

Oh full of love!

Thank you ma'am

You're welcome

Thank you ma'am

You're welcome

Thank you ma'am

Hello...hello...

Yeah ?

I saw you sketching there

Ma'am I was multitasking

*speaks poor French*

It will be embarassing to speak French like this in the University in Paris

Give it to me!

Very fluent French!

Ma'am

What ?

If you wear this along with that pastel green saree,

You will be prettier than ever!

But your hair has to be dressed better!

Wait..One minute

What ?

Wow, nice ma'am

Very pretty ma'am

Oh yeah!

She looks like an actress

How's it ?

Come on. Kaiser

Damn

Come on inside!

Come!

Hi

Hello

What's the name ?

Major...

What ?

Oh dog's...

Jimmy

Major Jimmy ?

Jimmy...Just Jimmy

Oh okay.

If you take him out for walks often, he will become friendly

That's why he bit you.

Come...

Come inside!

Hi

Hello

You didn't recognise me from the photo, right ?

No

I don't have a beard in it

It's my mummy's vow to get my marriage done.

Have a seat

Sorry, I couldn't recognise

My brother uploaded this photo

He works in Computer Graphics in Hyderabad.

Ok

Have you seen the film Bahubali - first part ?

Yes

Isn't there an Ox in it ?

Yeah

His team did the graphics works of it

Oh nice

The end credits has his name in it

Anson Anthony

So you are brothers, Anson and Alphonse, right ?

No, Alphonse (elder) and Anson

Mummy is a devotee of Saint Alphonsa (Alphonsamma)

If I were born a girl,

I would have been a nun today by name Alphonsa

You can be a priest now

I was going to talk to you about it next time around

I trained to be a priest for seven years

Then I left that

So you are a Vehicle Inspector in Tamil Nadu government.

Yes, I am looking for Chennai settled girls thus

I have very close affinity with that department

Really ?

They often send me my photos

For overspeed!

Oh I see!

Sir ?

Do you have the driving license ?...Eh sorry...

What ?

Do you have lime soda? What do you want ?

I just had a cup of tea

That's all. Thanks

Ok ma'am

What was I saying ?

So do you have a driving license ?

What ?

What do you posses ? Two wheeler or a car?

Two wheeler

What's its registration number ?

What ?

I can get the details about it in my phone

Oh ok

TN 01, RT, 1243

You have eight over speeding tickets on you

Yeah

A penalty of 3200 rupees

It's not a big deal, right ?

Who gave you that wrong notion ?

If I give you the money now, can you pay it in your office ?

Ah best, I was going to tell you this.

I think you are a good mind reader

There's a good understanding between us.

We should work this out

I don't have liquid cash with me now

Shall I withdraw the same from an ATM nearby ?

That's fine

If you don't get correct denomination for 3200, I can help you with that

Please have your drink.

I will be back in no time

Okay

I like her

I don't like this

This is salty

Major Unnikrishnan

His name doesn't fit his body at all

Where did the dog bite you ?

Here....

Then...

Ok never mind, don't show!

Have you taken the injections ?

I have taken two already, but there are more

The injection is valid for a year

So if it bites again, you may wash it off with a soap

In my understanding about you,

The main issue is....

Your loneliness

Have you seen a rogue elephant ?

Yes

Everyone is really scared of him

He just walks around the bushes, like an emperor

Then he gets old

He automatically becomes humble

He then comes down to our land and starts to flaunt his skills

The forest personnel injects the tranquilizer and sedate him

He will be then auctioned and sold

People willl use him in festivals or occasions as such

So its futile whether you have a Keerthi chakra or not

You should learn to live in a community

I don't like a gathering in general

Why's that so ?

I still can go for a surgical strike

But I am reluctant to go for a wedding

Oh ok...I can sense that issue already

Where's our notebook ?

Looks like, you have neatly wrapped it in brown paper with a name slip

Good boy!

This is our task book

You should always have it with you

As and when you complete a task,

Divide the page into two

Ok ?

What was our first task ?

GET A PET

How were you feeling before you buy the dog ?

My life was peaceful

Yeah...

You should note that down on the left side

"My life was peaceful"

You should note down the situation afterward, on the right side

"The dog bit me twice"

You should complete this before you come here

Otherwise, I will punish you by making you run in the treadmill

You have a huge ego, right ?

Yeah I do

That is completely useless

You should reduce it

If someone can reduce their weight, shedding ego is no big deal

Now, lets move to task No 2

SAY SORRY

You had slapped a small kid and plucked his tooth out right ?

You should apologise to him

Be sure about it

Apologising will help you reduce your ego

I am....

Wait...

Hold this!

Hold this!

Say it now

Sorry

If you use such foul language again,

I will break your bones

Rascal!

Please save this too

Yeah, this fits your taste

Doesn't your mother have an opinion on your marriage ?

No, this isn't her department

Yeah, a mother shouldn't interfere.

I am going to miss you after your wedding

You are unique!

Hi

Hello

What are you upto ?

We have kept a deadline

We will make a rank list of the possible alliances

And then marry the topper

Super! So there will be a verdict soon

Jaffer, are you married ?

Yeah

I actually eloped with her

Oh very nice

Vincy, didn't you have a love marriage ?

Yeah

You are best suited to arrange marriage for others

Pick this too

Oh that's nice

Hi

Didn't you like anyone so far ?

That's okay. We can consult a doctor

A few days back, I stopped eating chocolate altogether.

Do you remember that ?

Yeah, that was to reduce your weight.

No

It wasn't to reduce weight.

There's a backstory.

Aha. Reveal the flashback

I found a profile, a very interesting guy

And ?

The interesting thing about him is..

He did his Masters in Chocolate Production

Aha

Chocolate ?

That's really interesting

Chocolate is your weakness too

We used to phone each other a bit

Ok

Everytime, he messaged me, I got excited

Aha

I never knew about this

I share all our details with you, right ?

That hardly lasted two weeks

Then we broke up

What ?

What happened ?

The thing is....

We had decided to meet each other

Ok

He informed his family about me

Ok

They knew about my mother too

Okay

His mummy wanted to see how I look

So I sent him a selfie

Oh nice. So his mom liked you too

No

What happened ?

His mom said...

My face is very deceptive

That hurt my ego. So I blocked him

He might have meant it as a joke

I couldn't proceed further

Okay

I couldn't eat chocolate for a while

It took me a week to get back to normal life

Oh

Do you have chocolates ?

Forget the chocolates

This person is a potential alliance

If you have his phone number, send him a message

Yeah, please do that

I have his number

But I don't want to do it

Why?

I have pride too

What ?

What are you doing ?

Wait and see

How are you otherwise ?

I am good

Where's my phone ?

Daaa

Give me my phone

Nooo

Sent

I hope you didn't send a message to "Chocolate".

I did

Oh No

It should be fine

What did you send ?

I didn't get any other topic

So I sent him "Happy Shree Krishna Jayanthi"

What ?

Are you high ?

Here comes the reply

What is he saying ?

Thank you and same to you

That's good

Thank God, it's safe

Jos has been complaining about you

Did you mistakenly pluck his wrong tooth ?

No mistakes at all. I plucked it on purpose.

I have been waiting to do that for a while now

How's the house renovation going on ?

The less said about it, the better

The workers stayed at my house for 37 days and renovated it

My husband is apparently missing them a lot now

Now, we should arrange Aby's marriage soon

Weren't you trying to do that ?

Yeah, I have been...

A few of them were good to go in the matrimonial site

He had to then leave for Europe

Before he goes again, we should find someone

There's a very pretty girl in our clinic, who has done MDS

Really ?

Yeah, her name is Amrita Kurian and she's a Christian

Aha, let me to try to pluck this tooth out

It might be worth it

Let's see

What do you like to have ma'am ?

Was his hair like this since birth ?

No ma'am, I did this recently

Aha, Ok

What do you like to have ? Shall we eat something ?

I will just have a cup of tea

Okay

One tea

One tea

One horlicks and one 'thattu -dosa' (South Indian Pan cake)

How about a pretty girl with MDS degree for you, just like your mom ?

You should be tired now. Have some water

She's very pretty

Do you remember a girl I liked before ?

Which one ?

The one in Chennai

The girl with a single mother.

Yes

She was a good girl

But didn't she block you ?

Last week, she unblocked me

Now, she's available

Nice

I like her

I like her too, she's really cute

The house is renovated for a reason now

What ?

Sir

Dosa

Anna (Brother)

Sir, here's your order

One second!

Anna, didn't I order the same ?

Please parcel this

He's the one who is in charge of parcels

Sir, he has been on phone for a while now

Do your work

I will do this myself

Give the parcels!

Use your phone later

Please give me the chutney

Sorry, are you a Malayali ?

Yeah

Don't misunderstand me. I am a little busy now.

Doesn't it have a proper packing ?

What are you doing man ?

Hello

Why are you here ? Are you dining out ?

No, I am here to get married

Ha ha, that's a good one

See you

Okay

Do you have diabetes ?

What ?

Does anyone in your family has diabetes ?

I will have to stop my business if I get that

Now, it doesn't matter actually

Shall I call my mom ?

She wants to talk to you

Give me a minute

Anna (Brother)

Shall I keep it here for two minutes ?

Please don't eat from it

Sorry

I am ready

Hi

Mummy

How's it going ?

Yeah, you meet her

Hi aunty

Hi dear

How're you ?

I'm good. How about you ?

I am fine too. Were you discussing about me ?

Yes, a few good things.

Your smile is really infectious

Since I am a dentist, I can actually figure that out fast

Thanks

Listen...

Let me clarify something to you

He lacks common sense

Otherwise, why does he need to tell you about that 'deceptive face expression' thing ?

That's okay aunty

Isn't he young ?

Smart girl!

I already like this proposal. Rest is upto you guys

Okay

Bye

Bye aunty

I knew you would exaggerate

Oh big deal!

Ok see you

Wait a second

Her face is really deceptive

You have to handle better

Ok see you.. Ma'am

Yes

One second

By the way, mom is correct

What ? Deceptive face ?

No, you have a beautiful smile

Yeah...162 cm... I told you so.

Hi Chinnu

Hello

I will help you

She's my friend's daughter

Are you her mother ?

No, she's my student

161 cm

See ?

Okay

Are you getting married ?

Not yet

When you get slim and pretty, a lot of guys would want to marry you

I have a boyfriend and he likes me as I am

So why do you need to lose weight ?

It's to wear a special dress

She has designed a dress

She needs to get a little slimmer for that

Oh I see

I don't wish to reduce a lot of weight

I will lose my beauty otherwise

Ouff

Sorry uncle Can you give the ball ?

Please!

Let's see how that goes

Okay

Okay bye

We shall meet often

Sure

See you, bye

Bye

The teacher is really pretty, isn't she ?

Yeah

Super

Goodness

Sir

Doctor has gone out

Oh okay

Sir, how come you're here ?

I am here to...

...reduce weight.

I forgot to take my phone

Okay

Oh God!

Major...

Why do I have this moustache ?

Why ?

It's for confidence

To be honest, I am a huge panic striken person

If someone stares at me sharp, I will cry out of fear

But this moustache gives me courage

Means ?

Basically, we should identify our weakness

Then we should probably ponder a bit

We may find a solution then

Give me that notebook

Tell me now..

What's your weakness ?

My weakness....

Ladies

You have a weakness for ladies!

No, not that

Then ?

I ...

I don't get a topic when I talk to them

Are you scared ?

I am not scared

I don't have anything to talk to them

My mother was mute

She was silent

My father had abandoned us long back

Sir, I am coming

Come Sir...Are you late today ?

Yeah

The dog has been barking for a while now

It might be really hungry

Or may be got scared of something

Haven't you eaten anything ?

Ok, come Sir

Oh No

That thing, you keep it here and do like this

Yeah...

Let's discuss about ladies now

Why didn't you get married ?

I didn't find it necessary

Why ?

Just like that

Please say

Have you killed anyone ?

What ?

Have you killed someone ?

No

Yeah, Once at my home back in Kerala,

I had killed a rooster

I have killed humans

What ?

Really ?

Only God has the authority to take away one's life

But a soldier is legally authorised to kill otherwise

Means ...

A soldier is equal to God

God doesn't need to get married

How do you know whether God has married or not ?

Hi

Hi

She's a new entrant

Has anything interesting happened in your life ?

What ?

You're reasonably old now

The biological necessities in your life

Have you written that down in the notebook ?

Foolishness

Now tell me

When I was 29 years old,

Wow! that's the best age for it

Please say...

When I was 29 years old, I went to the Everest

Hotel Everest ?

Mount Everest

You have conquered the Mount Everest, have you ?

Goodness! Let me note this down

I can now invite you for any special occassions in my clinic or Malayali Samajam

It would be chilling up there in Everest, right ?

Did you do it on its top ?

No

A month prior to it, there was a camp in Nepal

Okay

One Chinese girl!

Do you remember her name ?

I know her name. But I won't reveal it

It doesn't matter nevertheless. I won't understand

Did she get pregnant ?

For three weeks, we had a love affair

Oh three weeks

She didn't know English

And I didn't know Chinese

We had a great time, in all sense

Wow

After a month, she learnt English

And I learnt Chinese

And we broke up

Anyone after that ?

No

Didn't you have any infatuation afterwards ?

No

How about before her ?

I had a crush during my college days

Probably any classmate or teacher, right ?

Shobana

Shobana ?

Film actress Shobana

Oh

I fell in love with her, during her early films

Best

Somebody is getting really shy

Major, have you noticed the teacher ?

Doesn't she look like Shobana ?

Elizabeth was suggesting the same today morning

Shal I call her ?

Teacher ...

Yes ?

Please come here

Okay

Sir, have you lost your weight ?

I am trying my best. It will reduce. Right ?

Sir, when you are about to leave, please let me know

We can share the taxi fare

It costs 300 rupees

Our session is over. You may leave

Aha, let me just inform them then

Okay

What do you mean ?

I am going somewhere else

Wait

This is part of the treatment

You will get 150 rupees

And there is "Shobana" too!

Teacher, how about your husband ?

Oh, you are divorced

I was in the army

Madras is really hot.

Hey, there is a 'Paripp vada' (Dal fritter)

Do you like Paripp Vada (Dal fritter) ?

Sir, were you saying something ?

Nothing

Please play the song

Increase the volume

Okay sir

Check out its smell

Its Mexican mint (karpooravalli)

Mami

Take a look

Both of them are coming in the same car

Oh I see

“Love is like a ‘chocobar’”

What's happening ?

Oh nice

“Love is like a ‘chocobar’”

“Whatcha gonna do when Everyone's out there”

“I am sorry”

“Everything’s out bare”

“Break the silence”

“Say it out loud yeah”

“There is no place now”

“Everything's crumbling All walls are tumbling”

“Kanna (Lord Krishna), voice your mind valiantly“

“Don’t be the hesitant one, Unnikrishna”

“Stealing minds and things (butter) around”

“Don’t be the innocent one”

“No more of your masks around”

“No more of your tricks around”

“Naive is your native expression”

“Don’t be the blameless one”

“Love is like a ‘chocobar’”

“Love is a double edged sword”

“Love is not a crime”

“Love is a little dangerous too”

“One step forward, no steps backward”

“Make your move, marked with love and precision”

“My precious heart is reserved, Carefully concealed otherwise”

“If your love meets mine, Engraved our tales be, so romantic”

“I have nowhere to go, and everywhere to run”

“You’re the reason, I am clueless now”

“When your eyes meet mine, my heart aches deep”

“Certain is my testimony, you are mine”

“There’s no rivalry, My love is real”

“To the eyes so artistic (Kathakali), I have fallen for you”

“Kissed upon my cheeks, slowly with your lips”

“Fables are aplenty, left to be told”

“Love is not a crime”

“Love is a little dangerous too”

“One step forward, no steps backward”

“Make your move, marked with love and precision”

“Fallen are the mighty, long and deep”

“When the feminine gazes pierce”

“Love is like a ‘chocobar’”

“Fallen have they more, in the past”

“Spiritual sages so many”

“Whatcha gonna do when Everyone's out there”

“I am sorry”

“Everything’s out bare”

“Break the silence”

“Say it out loud yeah”

“There is no place now”

“Everything's crumbling”

“All walls are tumbling”

“Kanna (Lord Krishna), voice your mind valiantly“

“Don’t be the hesitant one, Unnikrishna”

“Stealing minds and things (butter) around”

“Don’t be the innocent one”

“No more of your masks around”

“No more of your tricks around”

“Naive is your native expression”

“Don’t be the blameless one”

Will you marry me ?

I found the rat trap

“Love is like a ‘chocobar’”

There's a rat inside it

“The personification of happiness”

“The sweet nectar of love”

“Nevertheless…”

“Detach the masks, triumph on truths”

“The fight is within; the remaining can rest”

"Harder the phases, clueless the hell remain”

“When you’re in love”

“Run like anything, beyond the barriers”

“Wary of your actions, within your love”

“Love is not a crime”

“Love is a little dangerous too”

“One step forward, no steps backward”

“Make your move, marked with love and precision”

“Love is not a crime”

“Love is a little dangerous too”

“One step forward, no steps backward”

“Make your move, marked with love and precision”

Sho! What to do!

I actually wanted to speak to you about this

Your idea to drop the engagement was good

A ceremony very similar to the wedding, just to announce loyalty

Total waste of money and time

So true!

You may use the money productively instead

Exactly

So what are you going to give me with that money ?

Any dowry ?

No dowry!

You can break the Fixed Deposit on your name

I have to figure out my living too

Madras is very expensive

Don't get worried about that

Next month, we're leaving Madras

Aby suggested to settle down in Kerala

They have an apartment in Kakkanad

His mom is very sensible

She's telling me, we may keep a distance

That's good, right ?

I can't stay with you both

That's the surprise

I have already booked another 2BHK flat in the same apartment

I bought it with my money

You can stay there!

Nikki, but I have classes here

That's not a big deal anyway!

Besides, you can teach French there too

I will buy you a car too. It will be awesome

We'll think about it

Don't change your plans nevertheless

Apartment is an asset anyway

I will tell you my decision

I can't leave Madras as of now

Amma (Mother)

Yeah ?

What's going on between you and the Major ?

What ?

Is there anything special between you two ?

Who's told you ?

There's a rumour doing the rounds

Even Mami told me so

There's nothing like that Nikki

Such jobless people!

It doesn't matter now

The gossip mongers can rot in hell!

Listen

Yeah ?

I can't deny that rumour completely

Dei

Do that carefully

It’s Nazriya (Film actress)

Nazriya, I am sorry!

Can I use green color here ?

Neena

Yeah

What are you upto ?

Panikurkka (Mexican mint)

How do you say it in Tamil ?

Karppooravalli (Mexican mint)

What happened ? Is anyone unwell ?

Fever

Who's sick ?

Nikki

Yesterday, she was fine

Jaya, please get me the small brush

I am coming

Okay

Mami, What's this ?

He is asking for his brush. True artist it seems

Oh I see!

Here it is

Be careful

Ok

Park the bike here and come fast

Listen

Cooker Amma is coming with her son

What's the matter ?

He's the one who fought with the Major

Sir, can you please come with us ?

We need to talk to the Major

Oh ok

Don't go, he is an insensitive guy

Listen ...

I have never had a conversation with him.

Besides, he is short tempered too

Please sir

Wait, look at that guy

You may request him to come along

He is the right person actually

Please take this Anna (brother)

Okay Sir

Iron the uniform first

Okay

Here's a gift for you

Aha, thanks

Can you please go with him ?

He needs to request the Major to withdraw the case filed against him

Major ? No way. I don't think I can help you

Please help them

Didn't you guys beat him at night ?

Yes

Did he see your face ?

Most probably he might not have

Then it's not a big deal

But when he fell down

I said a punch dialogue to humilate him

Sometimes, he might slap you. Are you ready for that ?

I already have a false tooth

We can fix it again

What are you saying ?

Come

Yeah

Oh! We forgot to ring the bell

Yeah

Goodness! There's a dog

Please save me too!

What's the matter ?

I want to gift you this

Do you want a cup of tea ?

Yeah

Come inside

Close the door

Okay

Nikki

Hot water for inhaling steam is kept in the kitchen

Hi dear

Hi

Hi mummy

I look prettier in real than on the phone, right ?

Flight tickets were cheap. So she came along

Don't be so cheap

Are you sick ?

You have a little temperature

Listen, she doesn't have dental issues

Da

You have to learn Medicine too, if you are doing MDS

He believes, a dentist can only pluck the tooth out

Please open your mouth

Why does he need to push them away ? Can't he just play ?

Sir

Yeah

The game is over

Over ?

I have lost my touch. It's been a while since I played

Hello

I was not sure whether you were home

How come you are here ?

You always come to my place right ?

For a change, I came here

Ayyo, there's a lamp

It would have pierced into my ass

Thank you

Where's your house ?

It's in Alwaye

Please get ready soon

What's the matter ?

There's an anniversary program of the Malayali samajam

I am not coming

You should come at any cost

Do you have a dhoti (mundu) ?

I don't have a dhoti

Even pants will do

Major should come

It's also a part of the treatment. Do you understand ?

I mean...

Diabetes treatment

You know, I am a diebetician

Come soon

Where did you get this ?

I had actually brought it as gift

This is nice

I need this lamp

You should give me this lamp

I am taking it with me

What's he saying ?

Sir, let him have it.

I will bring another one

Hello

Hello

How are you now ?

I am better now

So dentist's treatment worked

Yeah

What's she upto ?

She's sleeping beside me

Aha

The best "bystander"

Listen

I am at a vendor's place now

It will take me an hour

Is that fine ?

Ey, no issues

Alright

You take rest then

I will call you later

Okay

Take care

Will he be late

He will take an hour more

Do you still have the headche ?

Yeah, a little

Let me apply vicks (medicine)

Try to get some sleep

Okay

To introduce Major Unnikrishnan,

The highest peak in the world - Mount Everest

Major Unnikrishnan from Ottappalam has conquered it all by himself

Please come sir

All the terrorists in Kashmir

Whenever they have come across Major Unnikrishnan

Their knees trembled with fear and got fractured

Major, please come

Please come

Say Namaste

The momento for our chief guest is sponsored by Dr. Boss clinic

That's my clinic

Please give it

Don't be scared. He's a nice person

Please give him a round of applause

Give it to him

Stop shaking

Hold yourself

Since I am on a diet, I am sharing the piece with you

Here

Ma'am, don't get tensed

If my mom had told me the same, I would have been very excited

You've just fallen in love.

It's really cute

I would have handled this better

But when she caught me off guard,

I told her that there's nothing between us

Then I thought I should be honest with her

So I told her the truth

Okay

Now, she's sick

She isn't picking my call too

Give it some time

She will understand

Yeah

By the way,

How's the Major doing ?

I really don't know whether he likes me or not

Ha, is this one-sided then ?

I don't know

What do you mean ?

Normally, he doesn't smile often

But when he sees me, he blushes

So I decided to take it forward

So it's two sided only

Let's celebrate. Have the cake

KFC, please jump.

Jump KFC...Jump..

How obedient he is!

Damn

Aunty, don't be scared. It's KFC (the hen)

Your mom will take care of you now

Thanks for dropping by

I've made upma for her. She isn't eating though

Okay

I didn't get you on phone.

So I requested her to drop by

I spoke to Dr. Praveen

Since you have sore throat ,

He said it's better to start anti-biotics

I've bought the medicines

I already had it in the morning

What ?

Did you call the doctor ?

Aby and his mom had come in the morning

They bought the medicines.

They stayed with me for a while

Now I'm fine.

Karthik just got back from school. So I got him along

Many thanks for that

Have your food

Aunty prepared it for you

I don't want it

Have the food!

How dare you reject the food ?

Da

Go to your home

Why are you feeding upma to the hen?

Have the food

Don't act smart

Behave yourself

Aby, are you travelling in Chennai metro for the first time ?

Yes

Oh

Nikki didn't allow me to book a cab to the airport

According to her, it's a luxury

Such a miser she is!

Listen, we have reached our station

Ok see you then.

See you tomorrow

Take care

Take care

Okay

Hello

Speak to him only if you are very sure about it

Okay

Bye

I will reach in the morning

Let's go

Cochin only

You said you've not had your first kiss, right ?

What ?

I think, this is a special moment

The cameras are facing that side

So it's safe

So

First kiss ?

Aby, my mom might get married again

Nikki, where's your dad now ?

He's settled in Canada now

He has got a wife and family there

Do you meet him ?

No

It's a closed chapter

I haven't even missed him in my life

My mom is a very efficient person

I have not missed him in my life too

She was there for me always

She's a strong character

But she's a little romantic too

I got it

“May you make your way, My lord with six faces”

“As beautiful as the buds may become, The nephew of Lord Vishnu”

“Sing I may, the song of my soul, The yearning of your mother’s heart”

“Bless me in abundance, Oh my benevolent Muruga”

Get ready fast

Mami will come searching for us

The celebrations for Navarathri have already begun

Let's go

Aunty,

Ayyo, did it come off ?

Yeah, Fraud did it

Listen, you shouldn't call him Fraud

He's your brother

Yeah

Yeah, but he's my "fraud" brother

By the way, I want to meet Major's dog

Ok fine. You are good to go now

Bye Nikki

Go take a shower

I spoke to Aby

What did you say ?

My mom might get married before me

What ?

Neena

Everyone's waiting for you

It's time. Please come and sing

Go ahead

You should be happy

Come Neena. It's time

Come

Let's go

What are you blabbering ?

Do you need special invitation ?

Come

“Ornamented with love, embellished in my wish”

“You are the beauty, my Lord I define my happiness on”

“Waited with bated breaths, your beloved mother”

“To see you once, with lasting hopes"

“Ornamented with love, embellished in my wish”

“You are the beauty, my Lord I define my happiness on”

“Waited with bated breaths, your beloved mother”

“To see you once, with lasting hopes"

“When you present before me, elegant and poised”

“That’s all I need, to dance like a golden peacock”

“Far away from eyes, long and deep”

“Hide behind the drapes, glee and playful”

“The flames may flinch inside, deep into my mind”

“My dear Lord Muruga””

“May you make your way, my lord with six faces”

“May you make your way, my lord with six faces”

“As beautiful as the buds may become, the nephew of Lord Vishnu”

Please come inside

I mean, I understand you really can't be here

Thanks for that

I am so happy that you could find a way

Yeah

Here comes "Fraud"

Sorry, I got a little late

Okay

I had to change the sponge inside the helmet and got stuck there

That's okay. Let's get inside. Give me the tickets

By the way Wafa, I may need to leave soon

Ticket ? Didn't you buy ?

What ?

You said you would book them online

Yeah, I said...

Yeah

Give me a second. I forgot to book them. I will buy now

It's okay. I will get it

Dhanya, you come back here. Let him go get it

*speaking in Beary language*

Yeah I understand. I should pay for the tickets, right ?

So how is the situation ?

I don't think your plan will work out

She really wants to go to the USA

She even bought winter clothes

What ?

Just because boyfriend declines the offer, girlfriend doesn't need to do the same

It's illogical too.

So I didn't have a say in it too

How about stealing her passport and destroying it ?

It won't be good, I know

Take this

My son will be back soon. So let me push off

Now, it's up to you both

Listen. Stay...

Bye

Don't leave

Oh my God...oh my God....

Listen, be a little pratical

It's not like I am asking you to abandon...

Are you even listening to me ?

Yes yes

This is a great career leap for the both of us

It's not everyday that you get an opportunity

Never mind

Wafa

Oh God, that kid will come now

Hello Sir, I am Kathir from home products private limited

Spare me just two minutes. I shall show you the products I have

I have many useful home products with me

There are kitchen products, cleaning products, bathroom products

Shall I brief them to you.

I won't take much of your time. Spare me just two minutes

I don't need them

Sir, can you please call your wife ?

She might find this useful

Ma'am, this is an air tight pet jar

You may preserve many kitchen products inside this

Ma'am, this is stainless steel.

It has double coating

It's a 4 in 1 pack and comes with great discount

It's a ceramic bowl and you may keep liquid inside it.

It won't stain and is unbreakable too

Hi aunty

This is Karthik. He lives downstairs

Okay

Hi uncle

His dog

He wants to meet Jimmy

Who's Jimmy ?

Sir, your dog.

You can meet him anytime

Let's go now

Ma'am, take a look at the stainless steel

Let's go

Sir, you also buy something

Please sir

Come

Let's go

Okay

I will buy this

Thanks a lot ma'am

Jimmy

Jimmy

That's his name, right ?

Oh I lost it

Don't lose it.

The dog won't respond without it

Actually, this is unnecessary

If they like us, they will respond to any name

Oh I see

Prabhakaran

See...It's coming towards you

What's happening ?

Oh my God!

I need this mask

I am a little prepared now

She will break up with me

Yeah, he's already flirting with her

Moron

Dhanya

I will miss you so much

Me too

You take care

I will call you

What the hell!

Hi

It's the same table

What ?

I had met Aby at the same table for the first time

Oh I see

When I reached here, only this table was free

Oh okay

Where's Aby ?

No, he has gone to Europe for a month

Oh okay

If I had a daughter of your age,

It would have been easier for me to communicate

We have to call this wedding off

Ma'am, what do you like to have ?

I will have a coffee

Mummy would like a horlicks, right ?

Yeah

One horlicks for her

Ok ma'am

Aby's dad might not have liked the proposal, isn't it ?

I really like you a lot

I will miss you badly

I thought

I thought my son was like me

But he is not.

He is like his dad

It's better that you don't become a part of my family

If you do, you will never be happy

You will never be happy

By the way...

He has asked to make a video call

Mummy, that's not needed

What ?

I am not used to crying in public places

And I have to come back to these places again,

Ma'am

Nikki, Wait...

I broke my sandals

I need to buy a new one. Can you come with me ?

This is fine actually

Ma'am, It's your sandals only

What's he saying ?

It's the sandals you were wearing before

Oh sorry

My size isn't available here.

I will buy from Cochin. Thank you

Let's go

Please don't tell Aby that I cried in public

My reputation will be damaged

Okay

Mummy, I may unfollow you in instagram

That's not because I have any hard feelings towards you

Yeah

Let me push off

Even I am not used to crying in public places

Bye

Let's go

Bye dear

What's her problem ?

I know, she needs to break up with me

No, not answering

Oh God, there's a scooter. Stop..stop...

Damn

Ok relax

No one's around

Oh my God

Thank God

Anyway, it's not a big deal

The mirror seems to be broken

I have no idea

Damn

Here it is

What ?

This is not fair, to be honest

Have some manners

Goodnight

What ?

Ayyo. Help. Someone please come and help

Leave my shirt

Leave him

Don't scratch me

I told you not to scratch me, fatso

Leave my beard

Stop fighting

Leave my hair

I didn't kick you

Oh my God, they are killing me

Akashavaani, I meant to kick him

Are you alright ?

Leave my hand

Nikki, please do something

Please slap him

Nikki, slap him

Slap him

No, don't interfere

Slap him

This is our family affair. Nikki, don't interfere

Very nice

That's awesome

Thank you

Don't laugh at me

Sir

Is that your bullet that's parked outside ?

No, it's my friend's bullet

The bullet suits your personality.

I have a 1970 model bullet with me

If you want to buy one, let me know

I don't need one

I am actually planning to buy a car

Sir, the car is very dangerous.

Bike is a safe option

What ? Isn't that the other way around ?

Sir, if a lorry suddenly comes opposite, car crashes into it

Bike isn't like that.

It will find a way between the vehicles

Is there a problem ?

There's no problem

Then it's fine

No, there's a problem

What ?

I fought with my old gang

What's the issue ?

One of those guys came home and threatened my mom

Okay

He said he will kill me before this Deepavali

He was rude to her

She got scared and is not letting me go to Delhi

Is there any business benefits if you go now ?

Definitely, it's season time

Okay

Don't cancel the trip then

Okay

I will speak to cooker Amma

Get ready to leave

Okay

Get into the bike

Thank you

Hi

Were you sleeping ?

No

Okay

I need to take something from the store room inside the house

The house owner has given me the keys

Okay

Can you hold this please ?

Is there a carrom board here ?

Yeah, I came to pick this up

Is this yours ?

Actually, what's your name ?

Bibeesh

Bibeesh

You got any surname ?

" P "

Bibeesh P

Fraud is anyday better than Bibeesh P

Bibeesh

Isn't Nikitha's pet name Nikki ?

Yeah

If you change a letter in it, it becomes 'Nakki' (scrooge)

Please move

Get lost!

“Laden is the Holy Cross”

“In the shape of sin, so severe”

“Absorb the blame, one for all”

“The needy hand for the poor”

“In the calvary, blessed to us”

"Words of wisdom, ever so consecrated”

"At the feet of my Lord"

“In my pursuit for you, forever”

"Oh my lord Jesus"

So you had love affairs in tenth standard, pre- degree, degree,

And then married the guy you dated during your masters

So the Major is fifth guy in your life, isn't it ?

No, he's the sixth actually

What ?

I had dated two guys during my under-graduation

I didn't know that

Listen...

Are you sure about Major ?

Your marriage choice did not end up well

He (Jayaram) was my favorite choice too

I knew I would have to pay a heavy price

Still, I decided to marry him

On our wedding day, I was really excited

So I pinched him, out of happiness

Ram stamped me with his boots

He was then smiling at me

I signed for my marriage with that throbbing pain

That's where it all began

After marriage, he was a different person altogether

It was very scary!

Education doesn't make a difference to it

He was doing his Ph.D then

But if his research paper failed,

he would vent his anger upon me

If I resisted, he would hit me harder

When I was eight months pregnant with Nikki

He hit me for the last time

Since I was pregnant then,

To stop him from being aggressive

I remained silent the whole time

Then he hit me, threatening me to speak up

That was the day I called you

I had spoken to Major about this

He was least bothered about my past

He was worried about something else

What was that ?

The fact that I was crying

Teacher

Teacher, please don't cry

Teacher, please don't cry

Teacher

If someone cries, I may get teared up too

See ?

That's nice

Oh my God!

He's really interesting

Father is here

Go ahead

Is that necessary ?

You want to confess, right ?

No

I have not sinned, to be honest

I have just fallen in love with someone

Let's go then

Father, we were just praying

Shall we leave ?

Sure

The Major seems to be a good guy

Yeah I am coming guys. Happy diwali people

Come and join us Sumesh

I will join you soon

Looks like, we are all set

How are you kids ? Happy Diwali

Happy Diwali

Anna (brother), you may have dinner from my home

No brother, it's fine

Yeah, I am coming

How are you?

Amma (Mother)

Happy Diwali

Aha, you have reached back.

Take bath and go to the temple

Major gifted you a new cooker, has he ?

What ?

Didn't he come ?

No

He told me that he would come here

Where did you get this new cooker ?

Oh the cooker...

Remember the guy who made a scene here, from your old gang

He gifted me this

He also apologised to me

Someone has thrashed him badly

Tell me, what happened ?

The army person whom we thrashed then,

He came to meet us

Look who's back, the guy whom we whacked last month

Isn't that last month ?

This is a new month

That's so true

I guess he likes to get beaten up every month

Ma'am, Please keep it safe

Is he taking blessings from her ?

So the joker has come.

Do you remember me ?

He remembers everyone of us very vividly

He didn't spare any of us.

He didn't even give us a breathing space

Why are you laughing ?

You should apologise to cooker Amma

Will you do it ?

I shall say that

You should buy her a new cooker for Deepavali

Will you do that ?

I will do that

Will you forget ?

I won't forget

You will forget

Don't mock me

Yes

Your mom is here

Hi

So is this why you didn't pick the call ?

The dinner is ready

She had upma from here

Oh okay

Isn't your brother home yet ?

Fraud is doing night shift today

Oh Okay

Not like that

Aha, do you play carroms ?

That's nice

Wow

Nikki lost

Let me push off then

Okay

What happened ?

What's the matter ?

It's fine, don't worry.

Oh my God!

Get me some ice cubes

Okay

Nikki

We need to talk

The striker struck Karthik on the lips. He got hurt

They are asleep now

Why do you need to come in between ?

What are you saying ?

You didn't need to interfere

Am I responsible ?

That's so true

Yes, you are responsible

What ?

You don't speak to me. You don't listen either

Listen to me

We should sort this out

What's left to be discussed ?

You have spoilt my life too

What ?

Does marriage define your life ?

That guy couldn't accept you for who you are

If you are a lovey-dovey like this,

It should be difficult for him

Lovey - dovey ?

How can you be so cheap ?

You are ...

What do you know ?

You can't choose your life partner, based on a set of parameters

If you had fallen once in your life,

You wouldn't judge me like this

Okay

Can you please sit ?

Please sit

In tenth standard, I used to like a guy named Harish

In twelfth standard, there was a guy named Jom

He was really tall

During my CA coaching,

There was a teacher who looked like Fahad Faasil (Film actor)

Actually, he liked me too

Even to my close friends,

I have never opened up.

I thought that they might mock me

My mom is a romantic

They might judge me to be crazy as well

If you had talked to me then,

I would have explored more

Now it's too late

So technically, you can't blame me

It doesn't matter that Aby rejected me

I may find someone better

But I am sad that I lost his mom

Do you remember the day I was sick ?

I really hoped that you would stay back

But you didn't understand

Aby's mom stayed with me that day

And took good care of me

When I was really distressed,

She laid beside me, hugging me tight

I don't remember the last time you hugged me

So I don't miss him (Aby)

I miss his mom

She was a perfect mother for me

You were right

I feel much better now

I can sleep well today

Goodnight

“A tiny feather of caressing”

“Floats across you, my petite baby”

“When the night is cold and dark,”

“Like a quilt so warm”

“Held you close, in my embrace”

“For a day, every single day”

“Guarded you beloved, my angel”

“Nearer to you, than your shadow”

“Oblivious to you, in my shield”

“Heed them all, to the voices near”

“Hear them all, to the music nigh”

“Breathe the sound of your love”

“The love, your momma”

“In the pursuit of your mother””

Go upstairs

Don't stay on the ground floor

Shift to the top floor

Ok Sir

When the rain subsides, we will return

Come soon

Coming Appa (Father)

Be careful. It's slippery

We need to shift to the top floor

Goodness!

It's getting flooded here

Hey come, let's shift to the top floor

Don't you need this ?

It's okay. This is my house

Thank you

Karthik, the walls are all drenched

Don't switch on the TV

It's dangerous

Okay

Hi

Oh my God

Be careful

Try to get up slowly

Are you ok ?

Hi Nikki

Hi

It's soaked here. I slipped

Are you alright ?

I am okay now

Is Fraud there ?

Fraud will be late

Okay, I will come now

Okay bye

Nikki will come

Take this

Fraud has bought bread and milk

You guys carry on. I will be right behind

Aakashavani can sleep in my room

Major, this is your last task

Should I go to the Himalayas ?

No, you have already been there, right ?

Isn't it on the way to the Everest ?

This is a youth wing program

They are travelling to the Himalayas on their bullet

Nice

You are doing the "flag off"

Along with a speech

Without any trembling

Oh no

Give me the book

Let me keep this inside

FINAL TASK

If you handle this well,

You will be better than ever

You wouldn't need any further treatment

I can do the "Flag off"

Can't the speech be avoided ?

Haven't you conquered the Everest ?

Don't be scared

You share your life experiences

But don't disclose the relationship with the Chinese girl

Is it flooded there ?

Not much.

Only the ground floor is affected

There's nothing alarming

Do you have enough supplies ?

When flood beckons, army people are called upon first

Nobody dares to ask their whereabouts

After all, I am a soldier!

KFC, have the food

Your turn

Karthik,

Yeah

Come here

Come with me

Please give this to Major

Okay

This is for Jimmy

He's not Jimmy anymore. He's Prabhakaran now

Okay, give this to Prabhakaran then

Oh my God

You leave. I will give this

Here it is

Have you kept any letter ?

Come, let's play

Are you playing with me ? It's my turn

Sorry

Here's your food

This is for the dog

Don't get confused

Leave him

There's a limit to everything

Leave him

He is always like this

Karthik, stop shouting

Push them away

I will scratch you too

Leave his hand

Does it hurt ?

If you scratch me again,

I will feed your hen to Major's dog

You cerelac boy!

Bibeesh, come with me

Nikki, take him upstairs

Leave me alone

Go away

Damn! It's slippery here

Stay silent

My face is full of scratches. My office people mock me all the time

Oh my God

I am tired of both

Aren't you ashamed to fight with him ?

He's just 12 years old

I have to always depend on betadine (ointment)

12 years old it seems

Why are you always irritating him ?

It's a fight between the brothers

Please calm down

Are you okay ?

Okay

Are you okay ?

No

His nails are razor sharp

He doesn't cut it off too

I have got scratches all over

Shall I make a milk shake for you ?

Okay

Give it to him

Have it

Aha

Have it

Is she pregnant ?

Yeah, 5 months pregnant

It will be a girl this time around

We will name her - Nayantara (Film actress)

Boys are named after Vijay and Ajith (film actors)

Oh I see

They also fight all the time

Yay

How old were you when Karthik was born ?

I was in eleventh then

It would have been so funny

Weren't you mocked then ?

My mom was my class teacher too

Everyone in the class used to tease me

Oh I see

I didn't understand it then

My parents were behaving really strange back home

They were being super nice to me

Chicken ?

What's special today ?

Nothing special, you can sleep with us today

Okay

You may sleep with us today

Turn off the lights

Eda

Your mom is pregnant

What ?

That's him

The baby has your face cut

He looks like Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan it seems

He's much cuter than you

That's because he's chubby

But he was our lucky charm

After a year, my dad got a promotion in LIC

Mom had a lingering backpain then

That was cured after delivery

I cleared my exams well and reached twelfth standard

Nice

My dad passed away when I was in twelfth standard

It was a bike accident

He never used to wear helmet

How do you do this ?

It's really simple.

I was attending my model exams.

A few people came to call me saying my dad is critical

Bibeesh

Yeah

Please come here

They were constantly consoling me.

But I was intelligent enough to understand that,

My dad has passed away

I always carry an extra house keys in my school bag

That very day, the keys went missing

Since my mom was in hospital,

I was waiting at a neighbour's house

The aunty in that house gave me a horrible drink

It still gives me vomiting sensation

I expected my father's corpse inside it

Instead I saw my mom's dead body first

My parents were taking Karthik for a polio vaccination

That's when they met with the accident.

You know I could feel the exact moment I was losing my senses

Initially, we feel a chill inside

Our body starts shivering

We will keep on rambling

I was blabbering a lot that day

Please tell dad not to take the bike

Don't take my mom along

We can take an auto

That's when a bearded guy came with him

He had a plaster in his hand

When I saw him, I just broke down

But it was more of a relief

At least one of them was spared

We both then laid down next to our parents

That's the last time we slept together

When I get stressed ,

the moment I hug him and lie down,

I sleep well

He's my sleeping pill

“Cheekiness in your veins, my little brat”

“Guide you upwards; onwards with love”

“There’s someone for you, very special”

“To conquer you well, in his armoury”

“With the precious pouch of affection”

“In the sweet nectar of love”

“Mischief at every step, in every move”

“The child in you is embraced; patted with love”

“There’s no one like him, your brother”

“Cheekiness in your veins, my little brat”

“Guide you upwards; onwards with love”

“There’s someone for you, very special”

Here's your bedsheet

Okay

You go to bed

When you love someone, you may have disagreements

It's always a great feeling to have someone like that

I understood that when my husband passed away

Do you know how I am related to these boys ?

Aunty ?

No

Grand mother ?

No

How can I be their grand mom ?

I am very young

I was in the same whatsapp group with their aunt

What ?

Yeah

The whatsapp group for Yoga class

Okay

One day, she was saying in the group...

Fraud needs to take his younger brother along to Madras

He needed someone to take care of Karthik

I like Madras. So I took the offer

I like this place a lot

That's how I reached here

I didn't know that

I thought you belonged to the same family

I met them for the first time at the railway station

But you know something...

I like them more than my own family right now

Most probably, I'll be happy with these boys until my last breath

Dear ...

Sometimes in life certain people come into our lives unexpectedly

It may be a good thing

We just need to keep an open mind

Okay, goodnight

Goodnight

You're a sweetheart

"The girl with a sparkle in her eyes,"

"Peeks into our minds, with a mystic mischief"

"She’s the special one, the sassy one "

"Far across the branches so high, she leaps"

“When she sees those anthills, so round”

"She hops and bounds across them; with spirits so high"

"Think before you combat her, "

"For every discord with her,"

"With her eyes, so red and sharp She’s the one to deal with,"

"Viscous is she, yet so fluid like the honey"

“Cheekiness in your veins, my sassy girl”

“Guide you upwards; onwards with love”

“There’s someone for you, very special”

May be, I was not there for her always

But I have never made her feel lonely too

Sometimes, I do miss her now

Then, I hold my hands close

And I still can feel her hands inside mine

Have some water

It's good that you let go

Are you okay now ?

Yeah

“Like the spicy chilly on your tongue”

“Like the burning ember, we fail to approach”

“She’s not the one we know”

“Her quirks have changed, for the good”

“She is one among us now”

“Fables are favorite to her now ”

“To hide behind, to run away far”

“She may never do that to us”

“ The desire to be stroked, slow and long”

“Cheekiness in your veins, my sassy girl”

“Guide you upwards; onwards with love”

“There’s someone for you, very special”

“To conquer you well, in her armoury”

“With the precious pouch of affection”

“In the sweet nectar of love”

“Mischief at every step, in every move”

“The child in you is embraced; patted with love”

“There’s no one like her , your mother”

“Cheekiness in your veins, my sassy girl”

“Guide you upwards; onwards with love”

“There’s someone for you, very special”

Are you here to meet a new guy today ?

Yes

But this is going to be the final one

I will take a decision today

Cheers

Hi

Take a seat

Coffee ?

Yes

Anna (brother), one coffee

Do you drink ?

I prefer tea

Not that

Alcohol ?

I used to.

Not anymore

Okay

I don't smoke too

Do you believe in horoscope ?

No, I don't

But I believe in destiny

I guess, my destiny is taking me in the right direction now

Okay

Tell me about your family

Just like you

I just have my mother

She's no more though

Okay

My mother is attending an event today evening

Classical dance

I booked her ticket

I have booked an extra ticket beside her

Here it is

Is that okay ?

That's fine

Then I am alright

Do you know my name ?

Nikitha

You may call me 'Nikki'

Okay

See you then

All the best

She's good

What to do ?

Doctor Bose

Major, I am really busy here.

Please come here directly

Don't make an excuse

There's no one else to do the "Flag off"

If you don't turn up, I will have to go to Himalayas with them

Please do come

Sir, I have brought the water can

Okay

Gangan

Sir ?

The shirt is wrinkled

Can you iron it for me ?

Okay sir

Sir

This is fantastic

In this attire,

You will look like Kamal Hassan in Vettayadu Vilayadu (Film)

Okay, please iron it

Okay sir

Hello ma'am

Hi

Isn't your speech today ?

Yes

Have you practised well ?

Practise doesn't matter

When I get on stage, my legs start trembling

I came to give this

What ?

No, this is something else

I have prepared the speech

You can refer this on stage

Oh ok.

Yeah

Isn't Nikki home ?

She has gone to consult a dentist

Tooth ache ?

No

Nikki is going out with fraud

So if my intuitions are right, she hasn't gone to a dentist

They are dating

Listen

Shall we go on a date ?

What ?

I have the speech today

We may go after that

I am attending a program today evening

Classical dance

Nikki booked my ticket

But I booked one more ticket

The adjacent seat was already booked by then

Oh God

That's okay. We may exchange

That's good

Mami is searching for you

The episode where the son is getting murdered has been out

She wants to watch it with you

Okay

Sir, here's your shirt

Seven O clock.

Okay

Don't forget, seven o clock

Come inside

I will serve you tea

Sir, that's okay

I shall serve you

Sir, I am okay

I haven't seen that

No, I have seen it. He will die today

Ganga....

What ?

Sorry, I was speaking to him

Dei...

I won't leave you

Don't run

I will kill you

He's crazy. You play it again

Be careful with the order of the program

Doctor ...

Athmaram

Has he reached ?

He has come. But anything can happen

What ?

Hello everybody

We have the flag off ceremony now

We have the apt person to do the honours for us

To introduce him,

There's no need of that

He will introduce himself

Let me invite him onto the stage

One of the Indians to have conquered mount Everest

Our dearest

Major Unnikrishnan

Please come to the dais

Please give him a big round of applause

Major, please come

In his customary attire wearing his honours,

My beloved Major Unnikrishnan is here

All the best buddy

Please come to the dais

So you are prepared

Yeah

I am also prepared

If you struggle on stage like that day

Just give me a cue

I have arranged crackers to distract the attention

You can walk out of the stage then

Plan B, right ?

Yes. An alternate option

All the best

Praise the lord!

Hello everybody

I have been certain of two things in my life

The first one is

I had been a good soldier

I had my share of laurels too

The second thing is

I was an avid traveller

Travel does influence you a lot

When you reach a land with a different language

When you wake up in a new place

When you meet new people with varied backgrounds

When you explore different food

You will thus rediscover yourself

Himalayas is an experience

You dreams will now have new dimensions of avalanche in it

Usually people say that,

They wish the journey never ended.

But I think

A journey becomes more meaningful

When it has a return ticket

Am I right ?

You should have a home to return to

You should have a person to share your enriched experiences

Otherwise, it's a futile exercise

But there's something that I regret not doing ...

You should make notes about your experience

The reminders of the memories will give you unadulterated happiness

Travelling should never be an option to run away from your loved ones

I have done that

To my mom

She was mute

She was really lonely too

But she was lucky enough to leave this world early

She often communicated with me through food

After school, I used to run to the kitchen straight

I would be really hungry

She would have kept a vessel there for me

The snacks in it determine my mom's mood that day

If it was spicy, she was in a bad mood

If it was sweet, she was sweet too

If it was salty, she would quarrel with me

Sometimes, the vessel would be empty

She would be crying the whole day

When my mom died, I didn't cry

A couple of years later,

When I came across a grand dinner

I got reminded of her

An official dinner in Belgium

It was a grand gala dinner with delicacies from across the world

But I could not eat anything

Her memories were overwhelming

There was a closed container on the table

When I opened it,

There was a snack prepared with coconut

Just like how she used to make

I had that

I could only eat that

It was sweet

I realised then,

I should have travelled back to my home too

Travel, Travel a lot

But once in a while,

Travel back to your roots

Let me conclude by,

Conveying all my best wishes to the Himalayan trip riders

Have a safe and real fun ride

Major, you are awesome.

My treatment is a success

Thank you

*I am there with you*

Just one more thing ...

I was invited because I had conquered Everest before

But certain things in real life are harder than conquering the Everest

I know that now

For example,

If you love someone,

The difficulty to express it is much more than conquering the Everest

Thanks again

My dear Major Unnikrishnan

You were just awesome

There's no more treatment for you

You can throw the task book away

Oh the cue (sneeze)

Fire the crackers

Hi

Hi

Looking pretty

Thanks

Your mom doesn't know about date, right ?

No

So what did you tell her ?

I told her that I need to see a dentist

Nice

The lie makes the date even more special

Let's go to Mayajaal (cinema theatre)

Yes

Wait

Where's the helmet ?

I thought about it.

But it will disturb my hair

Oh wait

One second

We shall take an auto

What ?

Bibeesh P, don't ruin the moment

Bike date means helmet is mandatory

There's no compromise in it

This is my first romantic date

I have great expectations

I hoped to go on a bike ride with wind in my hair,

Okay

Even you don't have a helmet in it

Okay

Bibeesh P, I like your hairstyle a lot

Helmet is mandatory

Oh no

There's no auto too

Perhaps, I may hug you too

What ?

Okay, let's go then

Get onto the bike

Hug me tight

Okay

These are my seats.

Please move from here

Hi

Please sit down

I had held on to these seats

Are you wearing the Kurta for the first time ?

No, I had worn it during the Navarathri celebration

But you didn't notice

It's nice

Thank you

Can I tell you something ?

Yeah ?

I think...

I want to tell you ...

It's okay, don't say it

Please let me say it

It's okay

You resemble the film actress Shobana a lot

“Fallen are the mighty, long and deep”

“When the feminine gazes pierce”

“Love is like a ‘chocobar’”

“Fallen have they more, in the past”

“Spiritual sages so many”

“Whatcha gonna do when Everyone's out there”

“I am sorry”

“Everything’s out bare”

“Break to silence”

“Say it out loud yeah”

“There is no place now”

“Everything's crumbling”

“All walls are tumbling”

It's actually nice

Didn't I tell you ?

Oh my God

Police checking

Sir, they were not using helmets

Sir, are you a Malayali ?

Is it difficult for you to wear on your head instead ?

You might not believe me

But please believe me

I have never ridden my bike without a helmet

I won't believe it

I used to make even the pillion riders wear the helmet

I don't believe you

Actually, I asked him for a lift

Is she with you ?

Who ?

Yeah

Okay, I believe you

Hello

Thank you Sir

Come here

Goodness! Bahubali!

Pay the penalty

I don't have cash on me

Shall I withdraw it from an ATM ?

No, that's not happening again

Pay the penalty

Bibeesh P

Yeah

Do you have money ?

Money is for our date. I have to pay penalty for the helmet too

Helmet penalty is fine

You have a lifetime penalty beside you

Take the money

There's something fishy

Give it to me

Fine, get going

I will pay this

Wear the helmet

Doing it right away Sir

See ?

Okay

How about our date ?

Screw the date

We can have tea

Didn't I tell you to wear helmet ?

Bibeesh P

“Love is a little dangerous too”

“One step forward, no steps backward”

“Make your move, marked with love and precision”

What to do!