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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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It's a pretty great view, huh?
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I mean, out there. Not me.
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WOMAN: Where are we at, Bob?
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(WRAPPER RUSTLING)
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Excuse me, I'm actually not even here.
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You're at 5.3?
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Correct.
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And I think we can live with that.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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Mmm-hmm.
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BOB: It's a fair price.
LOGAN: Well, I don't know about that.
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BOB: You'll have 70 local TV stations.
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Buy in Sandy,
you're King Kong of local.
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The kid knows. The kid's smart.
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Are we good?
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Give us five minutes.
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Uh, we'll set you up with a room.
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(INDISTINCT TALKING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Good, right? Is it whiskey time?
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Shut the fuck up.
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ROMAN: (CLICKS TONGUE) Uh...
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-|t's a good price.
-LOGAN: What the fuck's going on?
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He's selling me things I want
at a fair price?
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So what's next? Fellatio?
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I think he just wants out, fast.
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If he does, we fuck him.
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I think we did just fuck him.
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-He's smiling.
-lt's no good if he's smiling.
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ROMAN: Well, objectively,
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I mean, if we get what we want
and he gets what he wants...
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You screw them out.
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You chisel them out.
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You fucking hurt them.
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And then you watch them squeal.
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I like hurting human beings
as much as the next guy,
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but, Dad, this is really fucking good.
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Walk him to the elevator
and tell him 4.9.
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Oh, Dad, no, that's... It's insulting.
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Walk him to the elevator
and tell him 4.9.
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Gerri, you do it.
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You, fuck off.
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If you can't do it, fuck off!
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All right.
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Just text on your phone,
ya bendy fuck.
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Really just warms the walls.
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-Greg.
-Hey.
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(G ROANS)
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-Dude.
-Yo.
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-Yeah.
-STEWART: Hold on.
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-Are you okay?
-Uh... What?
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That? That was nothing. Sometimes you
gotta play possum, you know.
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Let him punch it out
till he gets tired,
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and then you go in for the kill.
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Right, nice. Listen, hold on.
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-Yeah.
-How's Kendall doing?
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Oh, he's blowing you off too?
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Last time I saw him he was
smoking crank with some mole men,
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but that was like a month ago.
He's hustling.
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-Yeah, right. VCing?
-I may be seeing him this weekend.
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-If he shows.
-Oh, yeah?
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Oh, fuck.
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Dude, I don't suppose you know
a coke dealer in Prague, do you?
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Uh, probably. Yeah. Why?
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Tom Wams' bachelor party.
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"And if he doesn't show..."
I don't have time for this.
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Hey, let me tell you something, dude.
Fuck Prague.
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My girlfriend and her fucking
freak dogs run these...
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You ever heard
of these parties, Rhomboid?
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-Bullshit.
-l'm telling you. I'm fucking cool.
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-You don't understand.
-Oh.
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Why, because you have a nipple ring
and will not stop going on about it?
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Better than telling everyone
you're fucking down with Dre,
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because he sends you
cereal bars at Christmas.
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Fuck you. l have a reputation.
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I can't take my crew to watch
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some art pricks dance around
in fucking bowler hats
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and twizzle their mustaches
out of time to the beats.
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Are you done?
You know who else will be there?
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-Sandy Furness.
-Fuck off.
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I'm telling you.
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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-He goes to that kind of thing?
-I know, right?
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But he is sitting on the other half
of your dad's dream deal.
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Packet of 50 more local stations.
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Come to the party, get him to sell,
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and trust me when I say this,
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you will become the number one son.
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-Yeah. Sandy goes? Jesus.
-Yeah.
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Get me those names
and I'll get you on that list.
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And one more thing.
Bring Kendall, okay?
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I need to patch things up with him.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CARS HONKING)
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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-What do you think?
-Yeah.
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KENDALL: Yep.
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Hey, bro,
can you turn up the bass in the back?
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Louder
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(VOLUME INCREASES)
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-FRANK: You feeling good?
-What?
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-You're good?
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm great.
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l'm psyched.
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-Nice and loose, yeah, Frank?
-Yeah.
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Try not to drag yourself in there
like the world's oldest man.
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I'll try.
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lLHAN: Frank. Kendall.
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-This is Dust.
-Hey, man.
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FRANK: Hey. Great to connect.
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Love the name, by the way.
Very funky.
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Sorry, please excuse
Captain fucking Be—Bop here.
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Hey, how's it going?
Cool earrings. Very Bauhaus.
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Big fan of what you guys do.
Fucking sweet chili sauce.
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Thanks. Uh, likewise.
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Angela, you wanna spin us
through the pitch deck?
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Sure. So...
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KENDALL: That's okay.
I don't need to hear the pitch.
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I've been through the deck,
and I get it.
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Basically, you buy a painting
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from some art student in a basement,
jack up the price,
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sell it to some
Morgan Stanley sex pest,
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and you, me and the student
all get rich, right?
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We're interested in increasing
the reach of young artists.
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And the democratization of art.
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KENDALL: No, absolutely. I get it.
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You're, uh, providing a platform
to marginalized talent,
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the next generation of artists.
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I'm just telling you how it works
from the outside, to the sharks.
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lLHAN: Maybe we can
talk about funding cycles.
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-Sure. Uh, so we've worked out a plan
-(KENDALL CLEARS THROAT)
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for the first year after the launch...
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I'm sorry. Can ljust say something?
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Uh... (CHUCKLES)
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(STUTTERS) So, I got these sneakers
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on the way down here,
because, uh, lthought...
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I don't know what I thought.
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I thought you'd all
be dressed like fucking Bjork,
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and,uh,
I wanted to make an impression.
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Um...
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So, I'm ajackass.
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Um... The truth is,
I don't know anything about art.
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What I do know is how
to monetize your concept
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and achieve the scale it deserves.
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Don't sell your soul to some monolith.
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We're boutique,
we're light on our feet.
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We're not the Gang of Four,
we're the fucking Rebel Alliance.
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I'm a good guy who knows the bad guys.
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I've got reach and lwi|| fight
for you every fucking day.
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I'm the asshole
who can be your Warhol.
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And, uh, yeah, I just thought of that,
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so, apparently,
I do know a little bit about art.
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So... What?
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Talk to me. What do I need to do?
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Do I need to take off
my dopey sneakers?
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(CHUCKLES) No.
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Seriously, I'll throw them
out the fucking window right now.
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-ANGELA: They're not bad.
-l'm taking them off.
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-Here. llhan, have them.
-lLHAN: l'll trade you.
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-(lLHAN WHOOPS)
-(LAUGHTER)
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Okay? Can we talk now?
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GREG: Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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(STUTTERS)
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So, what do you think, miss?
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Uh, you know...
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Sorry, I'm somewhat between the devil
and the deep blue sea here,
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because my boss downstairs is waiting,
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and my boss upstairs is him,
you know, so...
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I've been here
three and a half hours.
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What do you think?
What do you... Do you want...
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Yes, sir. I'll send him in.
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Thank you.
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(SIGHS)
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At long last.
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It's the wheel.
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It's doing its thing.
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Oh, yeah. It's buffering.
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You could try knocking it down
to low quality.
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Mmm, go ahead.
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-Yeah, just...
-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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It's a heck of a good head of hair
on you there.
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I think it's the maternal side
that's carried on, so...
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So I hear you and your boys
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are heading out for
Tom's bachelor party.
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Yes. That's correct.
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Roman's arranging,
Prague has been mentioned.
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GIL ON VIDEO:
I will tell you this much.
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I believe Logan Roy...
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...is a pernicious influence
on our culture.
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-He is, to be frank...
-Oh, what a jackhole.
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...a cancer to American values.
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I don 't take these words lightly.
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Well, he just lost my vote.
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(VIDEO STOPS PLAYING)
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(SIGHS)
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Listen to me.
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Um...
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Do me a favor.
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Can you make sure that Kendall
doesn't come back in a box?
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-Okay.
-Yeah, I...
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I don't want him showing up dead
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at the bottom of
some French fag's pool.
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No, absolutely. None of us do.
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Keep an eye on him for me.
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-Is this something you can do for me?
-Mmm-hmm.
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I hear he's been wetting his beak.
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Yes, sir. Um...
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In which case,
would now be a convenient time
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to talk with you about,
like, a lateral shift
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in terms of my position
at the company?
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Because I'd like to move on from Parks
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and into, for example, Digital.
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Um...
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I don't want to mention any names,
because... But the culture there,
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it borders on the personally abusive
at times.
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Tom?
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Oh, Tom. (LAUGHS)
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I didn't know he had it in him.
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He can be pretty able
in that department.
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Um, but what I'm doing, sir,
is I'm flagging to you
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that I'm thirsty for the next chapter.
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Well, you take care of this for me,
and perhaps we'll talk.
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Okay? Done? Are we done?
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Muchly appreciated.
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(WHISPERS) "Muchly"?
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Time's up.
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Time's up for the big
media operations that poison...
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-Have you seen this?
-ATN spot.
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I guess we do, right?
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You're gonna stand there?
In my air space?
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(INDISTINCT TALKING CONTINUES)
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I'm re-reading it for context.
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SHIV: You're CCed.
GIL: ...the power that one man wields.
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We can't let these
monopolistic practices go unchecked
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-simply because we're too afraid
-(NATHAN|EL CLEARS THROAT)
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of the power that one man wields.
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Waystar Royco is a cancer
at the heart of America.
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Can't believe I'm getting paid to call
my Dad names. It's so cathartic.
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GIL: Logan Roy is out of control...
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You really think he should do ATN?
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Yeah. Sure. Into the lion's den.
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Look, he'll attack them,
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righteous, Old Testament,
anti-capitalist Gil,
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they'll attack us.
"There's a Red in the bed."
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They get the viewers
and we get the base fired up.
248
00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:12,747
No one's mind's getting changed,
and once we're through the primaries,
249
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,453
-we pivot to center.
-Except Gil won't pivot.
250
00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:17,994
-GIL: I say no! I say no more!
-I'Il get him to pivot.
251
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:20,455
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
252
00:14:22,844 --> 00:14:25,335
-Hello?
-TOM: Hey, Shiv, it’s me!
253
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:29,889
-SH|V: Tom, sweetheart.
-So listen, something's afoot.
254
00:14:29,976 --> 00:14:33,594
Because we've arrived at the drop-off
point for my bachelor party.
255
00:14:34,022 --> 00:14:35,887
Seems there's been a change of plan,
256
00:14:36,274 --> 00:14:38,435
and I'm pretty sure I'm being pranked.
257
00:14:38,526 --> 00:14:41,142
-GREG: What's happening, Roman?
-Oh, hold your tingling wiener.
258
00:14:41,237 --> 00:14:43,728
-All will be clear soon.
-CONNOR: I don't think you understand
259
00:14:43,823 --> 00:14:46,986
how disruptive it is to be changing
the itinerary at this late stage.
260
00:14:47,076 --> 00:14:48,941
I don't know what's gonna happen,
you know,
261
00:14:49,037 --> 00:14:53,076
but, um, I've got a feeling it's
liable to get a little disgusting.
262
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,452
Tom, I don't think you're
supposed to be telling me this.
263
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,873
I know, ljust wanted to flag it,
and, you know, calm the qualms,
264
00:15:00,423 --> 00:15:02,584
-because I for one would never...
-Tom, it’s one night,
265
00:15:02,675 --> 00:15:05,257
we're both adults.
Just enjoy yourself, okay?
266
00:15:05,345 --> 00:15:08,633
Oh, Shiv, honey badger.
267
00:15:09,057 --> 00:15:10,843
God, I want to dock myself inside you
268
00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:12,639
-so much right now.
-Oh, my God.
269
00:15:12,727 --> 00:15:14,467
Yeah. Okay. I love you too, Tom.
270
00:15:18,649 --> 00:15:19,809
ROMAN: Okay.
271
00:15:20,526 --> 00:15:22,357
Now he deigns to join us.
272
00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:24,940
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)
273
00:15:25,823 --> 00:15:27,563
-You're late.
-Oh, yeah, sorry.
274
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:31,534
I've been a little busy
revolutionizing tech financing.
275
00:15:31,621 --> 00:15:32,827
ROMAN: On coke.
276
00:15:34,499 --> 00:15:36,455
Hey, hope not. What up?
277
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:40,209
So, who wants to fuck a hobo?
278
00:15:42,215 --> 00:15:46,504
No? All right, then let's party.
Down there.
279
00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:49,586
GREG: What... No...
280
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,046
We're going to a party in the tunnel?
281
00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:53,301
Okay. No, relax.
282
00:15:53,393 --> 00:15:56,385
We're not going to a party
in a tunnel. This is just a ruse.
283
00:15:56,479 --> 00:15:57,969
Rome, what is this? Some pop-up shit?
284
00:15:58,064 --> 00:15:59,770
Am I gonna need
my Central Europe coat?
285
00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:03,395
Romey, I'm wearing flight socks
and my TSA slippers.
286
00:16:03,486 --> 00:16:05,192
I know what you're doing right now.
287
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,987
I'm being lured into a tunnel
288
00:16:08,324 --> 00:16:11,691
and next thing, I'm gonna wake up
in Belgium with no fricking eyebrows!
289
00:16:12,286 --> 00:16:12,866
Um, you probably want to dump
your luggage in the car.
290
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:14,986
Um, you probably want to dump
your luggage in the car.
291
00:16:15,957 --> 00:16:17,788
Oh, shit. Um...
292
00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:21,709
Fellas, sorry, it's actually
a really tight guest list, so...
293
00:16:21,796 --> 00:16:26,916
Oh, Roman. It's Matt and Jonas.
If the Fly Guys aren't on the...
294
00:16:27,009 --> 00:16:28,590
-They flew in! Roman...
-Relax.
295
00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:31,010
We're gonna figure it out.
We're gonna first-wave it,
296
00:16:31,097 --> 00:16:33,008
we'll call you once
we're inside, all right?
297
00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:36,344
You know what?
Go get some coffees on me.
298
00:16:36,436 --> 00:16:38,768
Thanks, we're good. I can buy coffee.
299
00:16:39,355 --> 00:16:41,061
All right, let's go!
300
00:16:41,315 --> 00:16:42,851
Oh, God!
301
00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:48,061
I can'tjust leave the Fly Guys.
302
00:16:48,156 --> 00:16:49,771
That's the Fly Guy code.
303
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,940
Uh...
304
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:54,241
Okay, just leave your phones on,
and I'll call ya.
305
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,818
-All right.
-All right.
306
00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:01,745
-Five minutes!
-lt's on.
307
00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:05,707
TOM: Oh, man!
308
00:17:06,215 --> 00:17:09,548
Roman. What the fuck have you
got planned for me, man?
309
00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:10,966
(LAUGHTER)
310
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:13,382
No, seriously,
what have you got planned?
311
00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:16,055
Tom, Prague fell through,
312
00:17:16,142 --> 00:17:18,884
and lwas fucking busy,
313
00:17:18,978 --> 00:17:22,971
and I didn't have time to plan
the hot air balloon to Monaco.
314
00:17:23,691 --> 00:17:25,647
-Okay. Hot air balloon?
-Yeah.
315
00:17:25,735 --> 00:17:27,521
-That would have been nice.
-GREG: Oh, whoa, whoa, dude!
316
00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:29,568
Oh, my God, that's a dead rat.
317
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:31,896
You guys, this is a disaster
on the footwear front.
318
00:17:31,991 --> 00:17:32,980
Can I change?
319
00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:35,149
Oh, it's a dead rat. Who gives a shit?
320
00:17:35,703 --> 00:17:37,614
GREG: Yeah, fine, thank you,
just keep going.
321
00:17:37,705 --> 00:17:39,036
-We'll be here.
-See you there.
322
00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:43,954
Are you gonna be okay around all
the booze and the coke and shit?
323
00:17:44,045 --> 00:17:46,206
-'Cause I can make sure no one does...
-I'II be fine.
324
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:47,412
-Yeah?
-Thanks, bro.
325
00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:50,249
-Yeah. Of course.
-GREG: Hang on, guys! Wait up!
326
00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:52,709
Jesus fucking Christ,
it's a dead rat. Relax.
327
00:17:53,888 --> 00:17:55,219
I hear you're doing apps.
328
00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:56,462
Yeah. Uh-huh.
329
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:58,472
I'm incubating.
330
00:17:58,684 --> 00:18:01,471
I'm rebalancing away
from crypto into eco.
331
00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:03,598
Sounds, uh, futuristico.
332
00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:06,931
Yeah, it's good. It's better than
being carried around in Dad's pockets
333
00:18:07,026 --> 00:18:08,482
like fucking Stuart Little.
334
00:18:08,569 --> 00:18:10,480
They're nice pockets. Spacious.
335
00:18:11,948 --> 00:18:12,983
How is he?
336
00:18:13,449 --> 00:18:15,656
He's... I mean, you know.
337
00:18:17,912 --> 00:18:20,870
Actually, he's got me overseeing
338
00:18:20,957 --> 00:18:23,118
the satellite launch
out of Tanegashima.
339
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:24,657
Oh, spaceship?
340
00:18:25,169 --> 00:18:28,286
Yeah.
Plus I'm heading up the local deal.
341
00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:30,417
Bob Galpin is selling,
342
00:18:31,217 --> 00:18:33,424
and I knocked it out of the park,
which is nice.
343
00:18:33,844 --> 00:18:35,254
KENDALL: Good for you, bro.
ROMAN: Yeah.
344
00:18:35,805 --> 00:18:38,217
Guess I finally broke out of the cage.
345
00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,803
Can't keep a good dog down,
right, Ken?
346
00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:46,020
Abandon all hope ye who enter.
347
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:59,028
GREG: Ooh, is this real?
A real corridor?
348
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,656
Are we going to an airfield?
349
00:19:00,746 --> 00:19:02,828
CONNOR: Greg, did I tell you
that Willa moved out to Austerlitz?
350
00:19:02,915 --> 00:19:05,156
-GREG: Oh!
-Yeah, she loves how quiet it is.
351
00:19:05,251 --> 00:19:07,037
She didn't think she would,
but she does.
352
00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:09,581
So I for one won't be engaging
in any debauchery.
353
00:19:09,672 --> 00:19:11,708
-(GREG LAUGHS)
-WOMAN: Roman Roy and guests?
354
00:19:12,008 --> 00:19:13,043
ROMAN: That is correct.
355
00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:14,999
-Welcome to Rhomboid.
-Thank you.
356
00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:18,757
Oh, yeah. Boys,
we're pouching our phones.
357
00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:21,263
TOM: Hey, wait! Is this it?
358
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:23,716
Is this actually where I'm going
to have my bachelor party?
359
00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:26,518
Why is it so wet?
I think there's a big leak somewhere.
360
00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:29,855
I've been living on Central
European time for 48 hours
361
00:19:29,942 --> 00:19:32,149
to ease the transition.
I'm gonna be ready for breakfast soon.
362
00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:34,819
GREG: I don't know if this is
the kind of party with a lot of food.
363
00:19:34,905 --> 00:19:37,112
Roman, I'm sorry, is this where
I'm having my bachelor party?
364
00:19:37,199 --> 00:19:38,689
-Roman, how are you, man?
-Hey!
365
00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:41,276
Ken. Long time.
366
00:19:42,955 --> 00:19:44,035
Are we good?
367
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:49,538
You're my third-oldest friend.
You fucked me like a tied goat.
368
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:51,076
We're great.
369
00:19:51,672 --> 00:19:53,663
Yeah, you're going the right way.
Keep going straight.
370
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:58,042
-Kendall, I was gonna say...
-Yeah?
371
00:19:58,346 --> 00:20:01,088
If you need anything tonight,
bottle of water, soft drink,
372
00:20:01,432 --> 00:20:03,673
whatever, I'm gonna be your mule.
373
00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:06,384
You know what?
I need something a little off-menu.
374
00:20:06,479 --> 00:20:07,889
See if you can
find me some ketamine.
375
00:20:08,189 --> 00:20:11,022
-I don't know what that is.
-Is Sandy here?
376
00:20:11,108 --> 00:20:13,394
-When do we sit?
-Yeah, all things in time.
377
00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:14,933
(WHISPERS) Right here.
378
00:20:17,323 --> 00:20:18,312
Sorry.
379
00:20:22,078 --> 00:20:25,241
Oh, well. Now I'm sure it's
gonna be great. Thanks, Roman.
380
00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:28,034
What did you expect?
Why'd you even ask me, Tom?
381
00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:30,040
Thought you'd rise to the occasion.
382
00:20:30,127 --> 00:20:32,459
Clearly, I haven't risen
to the occasion.
383
00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:41,001
Gents, have a great fucking night.
384
00:20:42,723 --> 00:20:44,213
Dmitri, how are you?
385
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:47,141
Hey. Hey, Kendall.
I'll find you, all right?
386
00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:49,135
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
387
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:51,725
Okay. This is it.
388
00:20:51,982 --> 00:20:54,143
Yeah? Cool, right?
389
00:20:54,318 --> 00:20:56,980
Is it cool, or is it, like,
total fucking bullshit? Who knows?
390
00:20:57,113 --> 00:20:58,978
Well, what is it? What is it?
391
00:20:59,073 --> 00:21:00,779
It's a physical fun palace.
392
00:21:00,866 --> 00:21:03,903
Basically, if you're into it
and she's into it, it's all good.
393
00:21:03,994 --> 00:21:06,986
Look at this fucking guy with the bird
mask like it's Eyes Wide Shut.
394
00:21:07,915 --> 00:21:08,904
Eyes...
395
00:21:08,999 --> 00:21:11,866
Wait, is this gonna be an orgy?
396
00:21:11,961 --> 00:21:14,418
-No.
-GREG: This is not gonna be an orgy?
397
00:21:14,505 --> 00:21:17,372
Greg, it's not 1997.
It's not this, it's not that.
398
00:21:17,466 --> 00:21:19,422
Don't be so binary, Mr. Betamax.
399
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,751
Is it gonna be like
a little bit of an orgy?
400
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,677
It's basically a collective
of hot people,
401
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:27,298
and Connor, at a party, and a monkey
dressed as an astronaut, apparently.
402
00:21:27,601 --> 00:21:29,341
It's whatever you want it to be.
403
00:21:29,437 --> 00:21:31,974
It's a fucking sand pit
for emergent behavior.
404
00:21:32,064 --> 00:21:34,305
Okay, holy shit. Okay.
405
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,312
So, does that mean
we're able to fuck here?
406
00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:40,190
Yeah. Ken, what do you think
of the pussycat? Want it?
407
00:21:40,281 --> 00:21:42,988
Uh, no, not me.
Business is my fucking.
408
00:21:43,576 --> 00:21:46,363
Great. I'll find a Bloomberg terminal
to stick your dick in.
409
00:21:46,454 --> 00:21:49,070
Well, I'm out.
In a relationship. Girlfriend!
410
00:21:49,165 --> 00:21:51,201
TOM: I gotta say, Roman,
this is looking promising.
411
00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:52,657
-Yeah?
-This is looking really promising!
412
00:21:52,752 --> 00:21:54,413
See? Have a little faith.
413
00:21:54,837 --> 00:21:57,294
There's areas, though, right?
Neutral areas,
414
00:21:57,381 --> 00:22:00,999
in terms of it not being compulsory
to do sex stuff?
415
00:22:01,093 --> 00:22:03,835
ROMAN: No, Greg. If you refuse,
they cut your dick off.
416
00:22:03,929 --> 00:22:05,590
What did I just say?
It's very consensual.
417
00:22:05,681 --> 00:22:07,717
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
418
00:22:10,561 --> 00:22:11,596
KENDALL: Angela.
419
00:22:13,898 --> 00:22:14,887
Angela?
420
00:22:15,941 --> 00:22:19,149
Angela. Yo. Dust.
421
00:22:19,236 --> 00:22:20,897
-Hey. What's up?
-Oh, fuck.
422
00:22:20,988 --> 00:22:22,273
Yeah, hey, what's happening?
423
00:22:23,115 --> 00:22:25,572
Here we are in a fucking warehouse
424
00:22:25,659 --> 00:22:28,150
-in Sunset Park or whatever.
-Yeah!
425
00:22:28,496 --> 00:22:30,657
I feel like this is synchronicity.
Yeah?
426
00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:33,034
Like the universe is
telling us something.
427
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:36,626
Yeah. We really appreciated
you coming to see us.
428
00:22:36,712 --> 00:22:39,044
Yeah, totally, I'm super excited.
429
00:22:40,508 --> 00:22:42,499
Yeah. Totally. Me too.
430
00:22:42,927 --> 00:22:46,090
Okay, well, fuck yeah.
Excellent. All right.
431
00:22:46,222 --> 00:22:49,510
-All right. Good to see you.
-Good to see you. Yeah.
432
00:22:52,269 --> 00:22:53,509
GREG: Yo.
433
00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:59,144
You know, lwas thinking,
maybe one wine, one water,
434
00:22:59,235 --> 00:23:01,100
as like an informal rule
for the group.
435
00:23:01,195 --> 00:23:03,481
Also, uh, they have risotto balls.
436
00:23:04,114 --> 00:23:06,400
Like, they're soakers. Super-soakers.
437
00:23:06,742 --> 00:23:08,528
-Ketamine.
-TOM: Greg! Greg!
438
00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:11,235
Got you one. Come on, man,
it's going off tonight!
439
00:23:11,539 --> 00:23:13,325
We should talk to some girls.
440
00:23:13,415 --> 00:23:15,827
Little tip. Ask them
where they were on 9/11.
441
00:23:16,168 --> 00:23:18,534
If they don't know,
they could be under 21.
442
00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:20,999
Well, Shiv gave me a hall pass.
443
00:23:21,173 --> 00:23:22,788
'Cause we're adults, apparently.
444
00:23:23,175 --> 00:23:26,292
I'm gonna blow my load
like multiple times.
445
00:23:27,012 --> 00:23:28,092
Ah.
446
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:31,047
So... And Shiv has
that same arrangement?
447
00:23:31,141 --> 00:23:32,972
She's an adult too, so...
448
00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:34,925
What? No.
449
00:23:35,479 --> 00:23:36,594
Well, yeah, sure.
450
00:23:36,689 --> 00:23:38,930
I mean, I don't know, Greg.
It's not a competition.
451
00:23:39,066 --> 00:23:41,853
No, that's cool. I'm sure
you guys have it all figured out.
452
00:23:42,152 --> 00:23:45,110
-CONNOR: Romey, what is this?
-Molly. Happy pills.
453
00:23:45,239 --> 00:23:47,275
-Oh, cool.
-But I wouldn't...
454
00:23:47,366 --> 00:23:50,233
No. Prague time.
It's two in the morning for me.
455
00:23:50,327 --> 00:23:52,283
-I need a little pick-me-up.
-Don't.
456
00:23:52,371 --> 00:23:56,239
Dude. I know my way around.
1986, me, a Fleetwood Mac LP
457
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,574
and a bag of weed
touched the face of God. Huh?
458
00:23:58,669 --> 00:24:00,955
The first of the evening,
the first of many.
459
00:24:01,046 --> 00:24:03,833
-Do not do any more of these.
-Got it. I'm one and done.
460
00:24:03,924 --> 00:24:05,289
Got a lot of shit cooking,
461
00:24:05,384 --> 00:24:08,672
like, artificial sun solar
cells thing...
462
00:24:08,762 --> 00:24:12,095
Yeah. Listen, man, about the vote,
463
00:24:12,182 --> 00:24:14,218
-and your dad and us...
-Yeah.
464
00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:16,050
I love you, but you know
I had to follow the money.
465
00:24:16,145 --> 00:24:17,225
You know that, right?
466
00:24:21,191 --> 00:24:23,807
Hey, why don't we talk in private
for a second? Can we do that?
467
00:24:23,903 --> 00:24:26,110
-We can talk right here.
-All right.
468
00:24:27,531 --> 00:24:29,647
So listen, I have a question for you.
469
00:24:30,868 --> 00:24:32,904
How would you like
to be all the way out?
470
00:24:33,412 --> 00:24:35,949
Half a bill for your share of Waystar.
471
00:24:39,335 --> 00:24:41,200
-ls this for real?
-Yeah, man.
472
00:24:41,295 --> 00:24:43,206
I'm feeling fucking generous,
that's all.
473
00:24:43,297 --> 00:24:45,629
I've plumped the pillows,
and I've added a little premium.
474
00:24:45,925 --> 00:24:47,916
-Consisting of what?
-Straight liquid.
475
00:24:48,135 --> 00:24:50,091
-Bullshit.
-Don't worry about it. I can raise it.
476
00:24:50,179 --> 00:24:52,135
Why would you want to be even more in?
477
00:24:52,222 --> 00:24:54,008
The place is a fucking antique shop.
478
00:24:54,099 --> 00:24:56,465
Ken, just take the money
and get out. Please.
479
00:24:59,563 --> 00:25:00,552
I mean...
480
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:04,682
It's, uh, not uninteresting.
481
00:25:05,152 --> 00:25:06,483
Fantastic. Great.
482
00:25:06,570 --> 00:25:08,106
So listen, there's a part two to this.
483
00:25:09,198 --> 00:25:11,189
Why don't we talk this over
with Sandy?
484
00:25:11,492 --> 00:25:13,323
Sandy Furness?
485
00:25:13,911 --> 00:25:15,822
Come with me. Come.
486
00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:18,870
-Hey, shots.
-Bottoms up.
487
00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:21,199
-One, two, three!
-Ketamine.
488
00:25:24,004 --> 00:25:26,461
-You good?
-Line them up, please.
489
00:25:27,257 --> 00:25:30,499
NATHANIEL: These bathrobes are nice.
See these?
490
00:25:30,594 --> 00:25:31,800
Uh-huh.
491
00:25:32,262 --> 00:25:34,378
What's your table linen philosophy?
492
00:25:34,473 --> 00:25:37,636
Uh, my philosophy is
I literally don't give a fuck.
493
00:25:37,726 --> 00:25:40,593
So, what's that, Nietzsche?
494
00:25:41,063 --> 00:25:43,304
These are what's on our registry.
495
00:25:43,565 --> 00:25:44,680
Mmm.
496
00:25:44,942 --> 00:25:46,478
You should go for these.
497
00:25:47,736 --> 00:25:49,522
Right, you want us
to have matching cutlery?
498
00:25:49,947 --> 00:25:50,982
Why not?
499
00:25:51,991 --> 00:25:55,324
It'll be sort of horrible and cute.
500
00:25:57,121 --> 00:26:01,239
So, when we both get divorced
and split all our stuff,
501
00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:03,494
we can hook up and have the same set.
502
00:26:04,169 --> 00:26:05,158
The full set.
503
00:26:05,254 --> 00:26:06,289
Mmm-hmm.
504
00:26:07,047 --> 00:26:08,082
Yeah.
505
00:26:08,716 --> 00:26:09,922
(CHUCKLES)
506
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,125
You know this is just fun, right?
507
00:26:14,638 --> 00:26:16,594
-I know, it'sjust...
-lt's nothing.
508
00:26:18,142 --> 00:26:19,678
It's not anything.
There's no God,
509
00:26:19,768 --> 00:26:21,724
there's no anything.
510
00:26:21,812 --> 00:26:25,145
There's just people in rooms
trying to be happy.
511
00:26:25,816 --> 00:26:27,226
-Right?
-Right.
512
00:26:27,317 --> 00:26:29,057
(INDISTINCT TALKING ON TW
513
00:26:30,863 --> 00:26:34,981
Oh, and I suggested to Gil
that he cool off
514
00:26:35,701 --> 00:26:38,113
on the anti-Waystar agenda
on ATN tonight.
515
00:26:38,203 --> 00:26:39,784
-Excuse me?
-Yeah.
516
00:26:39,955 --> 00:26:41,286
I talked to him at the thing.
517
00:26:41,373 --> 00:26:45,207
Oh, okay. Well, I did spend
quite some time
518
00:26:45,294 --> 00:26:48,001
on how it'd be very vivid
to attack Waystar
519
00:26:48,213 --> 00:26:51,671
-on a Waystar network, but...
-Very vivid? It's played out.
520
00:26:51,925 --> 00:26:53,415
Makes it look like we have an agenda.
521
00:26:54,136 --> 00:26:57,253
Uh, we do.
Stopping overly mighty media owners
522
00:26:57,347 --> 00:26:58,962
setting the agenda for our democracy.
523
00:26:59,641 --> 00:27:04,806
DOJ, FCC, Batman,
to stop your dad eating the news.
524
00:27:04,897 --> 00:27:06,512
Okay, but even if
we're going for that,
525
00:27:06,899 --> 00:27:09,356
isn't that in some big speech
that no one reads?
526
00:27:10,027 --> 00:27:13,144
Can't he just connect to
America tonight and forget the base?
527
00:27:13,238 --> 00:27:15,854
Shiv, I appreciate you might have
528
00:27:15,949 --> 00:27:17,439
-sp|it loyalties.
-Oh, fuck you.
529
00:27:17,534 --> 00:27:20,150
-I'm just trying to make him win.
-I don't think he can do both at once.
530
00:27:20,496 --> 00:27:23,203
I don't think Gil
can do the base and the rest.
531
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:27,575
If he can't ride two horses at once,
he shouldn't be working at the circus.
532
00:27:30,964 --> 00:27:30,998
-Sandy comes to these?
-Oh, yeah. He loves sex.
533
00:27:31,006 --> 00:27:33,918
-Sandy comes to these?
-Oh, yeah. He loves sex.
534
00:27:34,551 --> 00:27:37,714
Dude, the thing that he pees through,
535
00:27:37,805 --> 00:27:39,386
he puts into other people.
536
00:27:39,473 --> 00:27:41,134
It's fucking vile. And a lot.
537
00:27:41,225 --> 00:27:42,385
Hey, Sandy.
538
00:27:42,935 --> 00:27:44,675
SANDY: Oh, gents, excuse me.
539
00:27:48,273 --> 00:27:50,355
-Kendall, you look well.
-Thank you.
540
00:27:50,442 --> 00:27:52,728
You look, uh, out of place.
541
00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:55,152
I do like to see
the youngsters frolic.
542
00:27:55,239 --> 00:27:56,479
So, you wanna talk?
543
00:27:58,492 --> 00:28:00,278
Did Stewy fill you in?
544
00:28:02,996 --> 00:28:04,657
Why do I feel like
I'm about to find out
545
00:28:04,748 --> 00:28:06,704
you're not my real mommy
and daddy after all?
546
00:28:06,792 --> 00:28:11,252
(CHUCKLES) Look, the truth is,
he wants your piece of pie,
547
00:28:11,338 --> 00:28:15,047
but, and please don't fucking
blow a fuse here, okay...
548
00:28:16,635 --> 00:28:19,502
The reality is,
he's already in on Waystar.
549
00:28:20,472 --> 00:28:22,884
-As in?
-As in Sandy's me,
550
00:28:22,975 --> 00:28:24,055
and I'm Sandy.
551
00:28:24,601 --> 00:28:26,557
We're like a single entity.
552
00:28:26,645 --> 00:28:28,761
Like a creature from mythology.
553
00:28:28,856 --> 00:28:30,687
You know, head of a horse,
dick of a swan.
554
00:28:32,192 --> 00:28:35,309
Stewy, seriously?
555
00:28:35,404 --> 00:28:39,522
I have a shell company attached
to his private equity fund.
556
00:28:40,993 --> 00:28:42,699
I'm a parasite on a parasite.
557
00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:49,824
You should have disclosed that to me
when I brought you in.
558
00:28:49,918 --> 00:28:53,251
You are 100% correct about that.
I should have done that.
559
00:28:53,338 --> 00:28:57,206
You were in a tough position,
without having to consider
560
00:28:57,301 --> 00:29:00,759
whether your dad
would want me involved.
561
00:29:02,472 --> 00:29:03,632
He very much would not.
562
00:29:05,058 --> 00:29:07,845
Um, so, apparently, my girlfriend's
having a panic attack.
563
00:29:07,936 --> 00:29:10,973
I'm gonna let you two
just catch up. Cool?
564
00:29:14,067 --> 00:29:16,103
Stewy tells me
you're getting into tech.
565
00:29:16,528 --> 00:29:17,608
Yeah, I have a fund.
566
00:29:17,779 --> 00:29:20,111
We're niche, but we're engaged.
567
00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:22,321
Just closed a deal tonight, actually.
568
00:29:22,409 --> 00:29:25,901
I found these four Stanford grads
who are doing this thing.
569
00:29:25,996 --> 00:29:29,113
It's pretty cool. They have this
cluster of hydrogen lamps...
570
00:29:29,416 --> 00:29:31,953
What's going on?
Are you pitching? Did you just pitch?
571
00:29:32,044 --> 00:29:33,659
Where'd you spring from, Heidi?
572
00:29:33,754 --> 00:29:35,540
Don't stop. lwant to hear the pitch.
I might invest.
573
00:29:35,797 --> 00:29:37,003
(KENDALL CHUCKLES)
574
00:29:37,090 --> 00:29:38,455
We were just talking.
575
00:29:38,842 --> 00:29:40,628
To him? The enemy?
576
00:29:40,719 --> 00:29:43,005
The adults are talking. How about you
go play in the other room?
577
00:29:43,096 --> 00:29:45,963
Hey, Sandy, could I get a moment
with you in private?
578
00:29:46,058 --> 00:29:48,925
I'd like to talk to you about
how attached you're feeling
579
00:29:49,019 --> 00:29:51,135
to your 50 failing local TV stations.
580
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,096
Sure. I'm sure we could find a time.
581
00:29:54,191 --> 00:29:57,809
Roman, could you maybe back off
for, like, 20 minutes?
582
00:29:57,903 --> 00:29:59,359
-Oh, no.
-Yeah. Get us a drink?
583
00:29:59,613 --> 00:30:01,228
-(CHUCKLES)
-I would love another Old Fashioned.
584
00:30:01,323 --> 00:30:03,564
He would love another Old Fashioned,
cliché that he is.
585
00:30:03,659 --> 00:30:06,867
No, that's not gonna happen.
I know that you and my dad
586
00:30:06,954 --> 00:30:10,162
have been deeply and madly
in hate with each other,
587
00:30:10,249 --> 00:30:12,865
and you have been for many years,
but I want you to know
588
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,622
that I'm my own thing,
and I am fully authorized...
589
00:30:15,712 --> 00:30:16,792
(LAUGHS)
590
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,747
I am fully authorized to negotiate
on behalf of Logan.
591
00:30:19,841 --> 00:30:21,877
He's doing satellites like it's 1985.
592
00:30:22,177 --> 00:30:25,089
Dad's got him holding a plastic
steering wheel in the back,
593
00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:28,297
-and telling him he's driving.
-Uh... You have to excuse my brother.
594
00:30:28,392 --> 00:30:30,257
He's adjusting
to his medication right now.
595
00:30:30,352 --> 00:30:32,183
How about you fuck off
back to your little gang-bang?
596
00:30:32,271 --> 00:30:34,808
-See how he talks to me?
-You're embarrassing yourself.
597
00:30:34,898 --> 00:30:36,934
-You're family.
-He used to look me in a cage.
598
00:30:37,234 --> 00:30:39,691
-What the fuck?
-No, that's a true story.
599
00:30:40,028 --> 00:30:42,940
Oh, you're pretending that
you don't remember the dog pound?
600
00:30:43,031 --> 00:30:44,612
-Are you tripping?
-Yeah, it was a game.
601
00:30:44,866 --> 00:30:47,608
I had to go climb in this
big dog cage in the kitchen,
602
00:30:47,703 --> 00:30:49,113
and wait for someone
to come collect me.
603
00:30:49,204 --> 00:30:50,694
Oh, yeah? Well, I don't know.
604
00:30:50,789 --> 00:30:53,155
Might be three minutes,
might be the whole afternoon.
605
00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:55,957
Four years old, l was eating dog food
out of a cold tin bowl.
606
00:30:56,503 --> 00:30:59,119
I know, right? They should make
a fucking movie of this shit, right?
607
00:30:59,589 --> 00:31:00,749
(CHUCKLES)
608
00:31:00,841 --> 00:31:03,253
Excuse me. I'll be back.
609
00:31:03,719 --> 00:31:05,129
(LAUGHS)
610
00:31:07,055 --> 00:31:09,046
-What the fuck are you doing?
-What?
611
00:31:09,808 --> 00:31:12,845
-What was that bullshit?
-I can say what I want.
612
00:31:12,936 --> 00:31:15,848
Yeah, but you... That was insane.
You're acting insane.
613
00:31:15,939 --> 00:31:18,430
So you just want me to pretend
that none of that happened?
614
00:31:18,525 --> 00:31:21,062
-What happened?
-None of it. Dog pound didn't happen.
615
00:31:21,153 --> 00:31:23,018
-I never made you eat dog food.
-There was a bowl
616
00:31:23,113 --> 00:31:25,855
that was filled with chow,
and I couldn't leave the cage
617
00:31:25,949 --> 00:31:28,611
-until I finished it.
-It was a game. You enjoyed it.
618
00:31:28,744 --> 00:31:30,735
Ask Connor. Ask Shiv.
619
00:31:30,829 --> 00:31:32,945
I enjoyed being in a cage
with a leash around my neck?
620
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,156
Oh, so now there's a leash?
You're full of shit.
621
00:31:37,711 --> 00:31:40,578
-Have fun. Asshole!
-Get the fuck outta here.
622
00:31:41,173 --> 00:31:42,253
(ROMAN EXCLAIMS)
623
00:31:45,969 --> 00:31:47,834
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(INDISTINCT TALKING)
624
00:31:51,308 --> 00:31:54,015
CONNOR: So I got this gelding, right?
Chestnut brown.
625
00:31:54,102 --> 00:31:56,434
You wouldn't believe the size
of this guy's cranium.
626
00:31:56,855 --> 00:31:58,436
Big ol' noggin!
627
00:31:58,690 --> 00:32:00,396
Hey! Con, can I ask you something?
628
00:32:00,484 --> 00:32:02,816
Do you remember anything about
a dog pound when we were growing up?
629
00:32:02,903 --> 00:32:04,643
Sure, I remember a game
you used to play.
630
00:32:05,072 --> 00:32:06,983
So he did?
He used to look me in a fucking cage?
631
00:32:07,074 --> 00:32:09,156
Sure, the big cage, yeah,
in your mother's place,
632
00:32:09,242 --> 00:32:11,278
-the laundry room in Cheltenham.
-Cheltenham! Thank you!
633
00:32:11,370 --> 00:32:13,110
-He was trying to gaslight me.
-No, you liked it!
634
00:32:13,538 --> 00:32:15,153
You asked to be put in that cage.
635
00:32:15,624 --> 00:32:17,455
-What?
-Yeah. It was really weird,
636
00:32:17,542 --> 00:32:19,248
but I think you enjoyed it. (LAUGHS)
637
00:32:19,586 --> 00:32:21,622
Okay, so I asked to eat dog food?
638
00:32:21,713 --> 00:32:23,544
It was chocolate cake. I think.
639
00:32:23,799 --> 00:32:25,289
-Bullshit.
-I don't know.
640
00:32:25,425 --> 00:32:27,040
No. Kendall locked me in a cage,
641
00:32:27,135 --> 00:32:28,841
I went weird,
I started wetting the bed,
642
00:32:28,929 --> 00:32:30,510
and that's why Dad sent me away
to St. Andrews.
643
00:32:30,597 --> 00:32:33,680
No, Rome. Dad sent you to military
school because you asked to go.
644
00:32:34,726 --> 00:32:37,468
-Oh, you're full of shit!
-Hey, that's how I remember it!
645
00:32:39,064 --> 00:32:41,146
So listen. My ranch is completely safe
646
00:32:41,233 --> 00:32:43,474
from biological or chemical attack.
You'd all be welcome.
647
00:32:43,568 --> 00:32:46,935
These are your friends? You'd all
be welcome pre- or post-apocalypse.
648
00:32:49,449 --> 00:32:51,314
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
649
00:32:54,329 --> 00:32:56,911
-Tom!
-Hey.
650
00:32:56,998 --> 00:32:58,363
Have you seen Kendall?
651
00:32:58,458 --> 00:32:59,447
No.
652
00:33:02,295 --> 00:33:04,251
I feel like we should
maybe keep an eye out for him.
653
00:33:07,259 --> 00:33:08,248
Oh, damn it.
654
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:21,056
Tom, sweetheart, I'm at ATN with Gil.
655
00:33:21,148 --> 00:33:23,104
What's the least amount of syllables
you can say this in?
656
00:33:23,191 --> 00:33:25,477
TOM: I just want to be clear
in terms of you and me.
657
00:33:25,569 --> 00:33:27,981
Is this a quid pro quo arrangement?
658
00:33:29,322 --> 00:33:30,778
I don't know what
you're talking about.
659
00:33:30,866 --> 00:33:33,482
It’s just, you know,
if I, for instance...
660
00:33:33,618 --> 00:33:36,781
You know, if I touch a boob,
do you grab a dick?
661
00:33:36,872 --> 00:33:37,987
(STUTTERS)
662
00:33:38,081 --> 00:33:40,413
-I don't know if...
-To get a rough chart of comparison
663
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,707
from Fahrenheit to Celsius
or, you know,
664
00:33:42,794 --> 00:33:45,877
an eye for an eye
or an orifice for an orifice?
665
00:33:45,964 --> 00:33:48,376
I’m just trying to get a sense
of the parameters here.
666
00:33:48,633 --> 00:33:49,622
Uh...
667
00:33:49,718 --> 00:33:51,549
Tom, I can't negotiate right now.
668
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,631
But we know, right? We just know.
669
00:33:53,722 --> 00:33:54,711
Sure.
670
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,220
We know.
671
00:33:59,352 --> 00:34:01,183
So you want to run the tree
on how personal stuff plays?
672
00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:03,011
Issues, issues, issues.
673
00:34:03,106 --> 00:34:04,892
I can handle the soft soap, Shiv.
674
00:34:06,276 --> 00:34:07,265
TOM: Hey, Kendall.
675
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,817
Just Spoke to Shiv.
Official permission for having of fun.
676
00:34:09,905 --> 00:34:11,486
Amazing. So happy for you.
677
00:34:12,991 --> 00:34:14,572
Hey, man, can I get this...
678
00:34:19,664 --> 00:34:22,406
-Hey, Ken.
-KENDALL: Hey, Frank. 80 listen.
679
00:34:22,501 --> 00:34:23,832
I've had an approach.
680
00:34:23,919 --> 00:34:26,285
It's kind of a very
interesting approach,
681
00:34:26,379 --> 00:34:27,960
and I wanted to get your brain on it.
682
00:34:28,048 --> 00:34:30,380
I heard from the girls.
The Dust thing with the art?
683
00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:32,173
I know. I saw them. It's locked down.
684
00:34:32,260 --> 00:34:36,003
They wanted you to know they
loved you in the room but...
685
00:34:36,681 --> 00:34:38,387
I just spoke to the girl. We're good.
686
00:34:38,808 --> 00:34:41,390
Ken, they're already
setting this up elsewhere.
687
00:34:41,478 --> 00:34:43,514
But like I said,
they loved you in the room.
688
00:34:43,605 --> 00:34:44,594
What are you talking about?
689
00:34:44,898 --> 00:34:46,889
I think there's other money
and they like it better.
690
00:34:48,568 --> 00:34:52,186
-Then we match it.
-I tried that already, but...
691
00:34:52,656 --> 00:34:54,362
Seriously, they loved you in the room.
692
00:34:54,449 --> 00:34:57,236
Will you stop telling me they
loved me in the fucking room, Frank?
693
00:34:58,078 --> 00:34:59,318
I heard you the first time.
694
00:35:01,873 --> 00:35:04,580
Okay, let me talk to her.
695
00:35:04,918 --> 00:35:07,000
I can fix this. Yeah?
696
00:35:10,048 --> 00:35:12,505
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
697
00:35:34,823 --> 00:35:38,065
-Hey, can we talk for a second?
-Can we do this another time?
698
00:35:38,493 --> 00:35:40,233
I just got off the phone to Frank.
699
00:35:40,787 --> 00:35:42,197
What happened? He told me.
700
00:35:42,372 --> 00:35:44,533
-I'm sorry, it's nothing personal.
-Listen.
701
00:35:44,624 --> 00:35:45,864
I shouldn't be telling you this,
702
00:35:45,959 --> 00:35:47,495
but I'm about to land
a chunk of seed capital
703
00:35:47,586 --> 00:35:50,749
the size of fucking Idaho,
so, I mean,
704
00:35:50,839 --> 00:35:54,627
whatever it is you need,
I can make it happen. Okay?
705
00:35:55,010 --> 00:35:56,375
-Yeah, okay.
-Okay?
706
00:35:57,178 --> 00:35:58,543
So are we good?
707
00:35:59,806 --> 00:36:01,546
You know, it's just not about that.
708
00:36:01,641 --> 00:36:02,926
Uh... (CHUCKLES)
709
00:36:03,018 --> 00:36:06,761
Then help me out here, 'cause there's
something I'm not seeing.
710
00:36:07,314 --> 00:36:08,520
It's the name.
711
00:36:08,607 --> 00:36:09,596
Which? You mean "Dust"?
712
00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:11,685
Roy.
713
00:36:12,402 --> 00:36:14,688
Kendall Roy. It'd be like
I was marrying Hitler,
714
00:36:14,904 --> 00:36:16,860
and then I'd get to be,
what, Mrs. Hitler?
715
00:36:16,948 --> 00:36:20,566
Okay, uh, that's not really fair.
I mean...
716
00:36:22,704 --> 00:36:24,410
Look, that's not me.
717
00:36:25,457 --> 00:36:26,572
I'm not a Roy.
718
00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:28,953
Okay? Not really.
719
00:36:29,044 --> 00:36:31,786
I'm sorry. It's cool, we just don't
want to be Hitler...
720
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,212
Can you stop saying fucking Hitler?
Please? You don't know what I am.
721
00:36:34,299 --> 00:36:36,665
Consensus iS you're a coked-up prick
who can't shit straight.
722
00:36:37,844 --> 00:36:39,334
You think you're different?
723
00:36:40,764 --> 00:36:43,756
Okay, Angela.
I'm gonna be frank with you...
724
00:36:43,850 --> 00:36:45,386
All right, look,
I didn't want to do this here.
725
00:36:45,769 --> 00:36:48,055
And I may be being more forthright
'cause of the coke.
726
00:36:48,396 --> 00:36:50,557
I tend to get more forthright on coke.
I'm sorry.
727
00:36:50,649 --> 00:36:53,391
-Okay, look, hey, listen...
-Hey, fuck off!
728
00:37:04,746 --> 00:37:06,577
Hey, man, can I get in on this?
729
00:37:11,211 --> 00:37:12,291
(SNORTS)
730
00:37:16,966 --> 00:37:19,548
SHARON: I'm joined in the studio
by Senator Gil Eavis.
731
00:37:20,095 --> 00:37:23,258
Firstly, Senator, welcome.
We really appreciate it.
732
00:37:23,348 --> 00:37:24,804
Happy to be here, Sharon.
733
00:37:24,891 --> 00:37:27,598
I want to justjump straight in,
if we may.
734
00:37:28,353 --> 00:37:31,641
Your wife very tragically took
her own life 18 months ago.
735
00:37:32,857 --> 00:37:36,520
-Warmest of ATN welcomes.
-Everybody knows about that,
736
00:37:36,611 --> 00:37:39,603
and it'S something
I live with every day.
737
00:37:39,698 --> 00:37:43,816
But it's not relevant to the issues.
I want to explore...
738
00:37:43,910 --> 00:37:46,572
The impression you've given is that
it did inform your decision to run.
739
00:37:46,663 --> 00:37:49,279
A lot of things inform
a big decision like this.
740
00:37:49,749 --> 00:37:51,455
But what I want to talk
about tonight...
741
00:37:51,543 --> 00:37:55,035
But it hasn't been long, and I guess
that what some people may ask is,
742
00:37:55,130 --> 00:37:58,588
what could possibly have caused
such a tragedy and are you ready
743
00:37:58,675 --> 00:38:02,088
so suddenly to turn around
and run for the highest office?
744
00:38:02,429 --> 00:38:03,669
Doesn't he have a line for that?
745
00:38:03,763 --> 00:38:06,300
-It's usually, normally okay.
-GIL: I am focused
746
00:38:06,391 --> 00:38:08,677
on what I think this country
need to do to move to...
747
00:38:08,768 --> 00:38:10,474
-Come on.
-SHARON: So you have thought about it,
748
00:38:10,562 --> 00:38:12,393
your mental and emotional state?
749
00:38:12,564 --> 00:38:14,304
I think about my feelings,
750
00:38:14,399 --> 00:38:16,731
-like most humans...
-Oh, no. No sarcasm.
751
00:38:16,818 --> 00:38:19,104
It must be incredibly
difficult for you
752
00:38:19,195 --> 00:38:21,151
as a person
who has had to deal with rumors
753
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,104
swirling about the state
of his mental health.
754
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:25,781
Why don't we stop playing
this game of pretend sympathy
755
00:38:25,869 --> 00:38:27,985
where you're just trying
to get your viewers to ask,
756
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:30,570
"What sort of guy has a wife
who kills herself?"
757
00:38:30,665 --> 00:38:32,201
-SHARON: That is...
-You wanna make this personal?
758
00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:34,658
Let's talk about Logan Roy, shall we?
759
00:38:34,753 --> 00:38:39,087
The paymaster who set you up
in this hack job against me today...
760
00:38:39,174 --> 00:38:40,505
Oh, Senator, come on.
761
00:38:40,592 --> 00:38:42,298
If you want to know about a person,
762
00:38:42,385 --> 00:38:44,467
look at his relationships
with his family.
763
00:38:44,554 --> 00:38:47,011
His only daughter has
come to work for me.
764
00:38:47,098 --> 00:38:49,180
-Oh, fuck off.
-Shiv.
765
00:38:49,684 --> 00:38:51,299
I'm not the fucking angle.
766
00:38:52,604 --> 00:38:54,720
So you don't want
to take any more questions?
767
00:38:54,814 --> 00:38:57,305
Certainly not from you. Thank you.
768
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,015
SHARON: Unfortunately, that seems
to be all the time
769
00:38:59,110 --> 00:39:00,099
we have with Senator Eavis.
770
00:39:00,487 --> 00:39:02,273
(MUSIC PLAYING)
771
00:39:12,415 --> 00:39:14,451
Hey! Kenny!
772
00:39:17,670 --> 00:39:18,705
Whoa, whoa!
773
00:39:18,797 --> 00:39:22,210
That's a chunk of chang
you got there, buddy.
774
00:39:22,759 --> 00:39:23,919
It sure is, Greg.
775
00:39:25,804 --> 00:39:29,171
Maybe just ease into that, right?
776
00:39:29,265 --> 00:39:30,596
I mean, not all at once?
777
00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:35,726
Can I help you with something, man?
778
00:39:35,814 --> 00:39:37,896
What the fuck's going on?
You've been up my ass all night.
779
00:39:37,982 --> 00:39:40,815
No, ljust... I'm just
keeping an eye out for you.
780
00:39:40,902 --> 00:39:42,893
I mean, drugs...
You don't know where...
781
00:39:42,987 --> 00:39:45,945
IS this Rava?
Did she put you up to this?
782
00:39:46,115 --> 00:39:48,902
-No.
-What's your fucking deal, man?
783
00:39:49,577 --> 00:39:53,240
Your dad is, I think, a little worried
about you is all.
784
00:39:53,748 --> 00:39:56,034
My dad asked you to fucking spy on me?
785
00:39:56,334 --> 00:40:00,498
No, not Spy, watch...
Family-style watching you.
786
00:40:00,588 --> 00:40:02,203
-Wow.
-You know?
787
00:40:02,298 --> 00:40:06,382
I'm about to do
these four lines of cocaine,
788
00:40:07,053 --> 00:40:08,964
to top up the four I just did,
789
00:40:09,389 --> 00:40:11,471
and then my heart's gonna explode.
790
00:40:11,558 --> 00:40:15,597
So if you want to stop me,
be my guest.
791
00:40:16,896 --> 00:40:18,386
I don't do white drugs.
792
00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:22,273
My dad's gonna be super disappointed
if his son ODS.
793
00:40:22,402 --> 00:40:23,608
-I know.
-So...
794
00:40:27,115 --> 00:40:28,901
(SNORTING)
795
00:40:33,997 --> 00:40:35,157
What the fuck?
796
00:40:35,456 --> 00:40:37,162
He's counting on you to look after me.
797
00:40:40,503 --> 00:40:42,243
Okay, okay! Stop. Stop.
798
00:40:42,338 --> 00:40:43,828
Okay. Give it to me.
799
00:40:48,011 --> 00:40:49,592
-Go on.
-I'm going.
800
00:40:49,762 --> 00:40:53,004
Ooh, Greg! Go for it, Greg!
801
00:40:53,099 --> 00:40:55,465
Suck on those big white dicks,
you fucking pervert.
802
00:40:57,812 --> 00:40:59,643
(SNORTING)
803
00:41:02,150 --> 00:41:03,310
(GASPS)
804
00:41:07,447 --> 00:41:10,109
Greg, you greedy piece of Shit.
805
00:41:12,076 --> 00:41:13,691
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God!
806
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,111
Greg, you total coke whore.
807
00:41:16,664 --> 00:41:17,904
(GRUNTING)
808
00:41:20,293 --> 00:41:21,408
(LAUGHS)
809
00:41:21,502 --> 00:41:22,617
Should I puke?
810
00:41:22,712 --> 00:41:25,670
Not unless you can puke up
your entire bloodstream.
811
00:41:25,757 --> 00:41:27,167
(LAUGHS)
812
00:41:27,258 --> 00:41:28,373
Oh, my God, man.
813
00:41:28,468 --> 00:41:31,380
-That iS strong drugs.
-I know. I hope you don't die.
814
00:41:31,638 --> 00:41:32,844
-Oh, my God!
-If you do,
815
00:41:32,931 --> 00:41:36,423
your heart is gonna be pumping so hard
it'll probably bring you back to life.
816
00:41:38,603 --> 00:41:40,719
-Where did he go?
-Buckle up, fucklehead!
817
00:41:41,230 --> 00:41:42,345
(LAUGHS)
818
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,771
(CAR HONKING)
819
00:41:55,036 --> 00:41:56,446
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
820
00:41:58,831 --> 00:41:59,866
(DOOR CLOSES)
821
00:42:03,503 --> 00:42:04,492
SHIV: Hi.
822
00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:07,912
-Hello, Pinky.
-Hello.
823
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,917
-I'm glad you kept the date.
-Well, family.
824
00:42:14,055 --> 00:42:15,386
How was the play?
825
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,848
Oh, you know,
people pretending to be people.
826
00:42:18,935 --> 00:42:20,220
(CHUCKLES)
827
00:42:20,395 --> 00:42:22,101
How are the wedding arrangements?
828
00:42:22,855 --> 00:42:24,095
Very exciting.
829
00:42:24,232 --> 00:42:26,814
Yeah, well, I'm excited. My daughter.
830
00:42:27,318 --> 00:42:28,603
So you saw the interview.
831
00:42:29,278 --> 00:42:30,267
They told me.
832
00:42:31,322 --> 00:42:32,607
You came after the man's wife.
833
00:42:33,408 --> 00:42:35,319
Mmm... They said.
834
00:42:36,035 --> 00:42:37,241
You're okay with that?
835
00:42:38,371 --> 00:42:42,205
Tell him not to Speak about my family,
not on my network,
836
00:42:42,917 --> 00:42:47,081
not on any network,
ever again, or I'll end him.
837
00:42:47,505 --> 00:42:50,497
Oh, Silence the man who says
you're stifling dissent.
838
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,462
I'm a bad father? How dare he.
839
00:42:53,845 --> 00:42:56,507
He's a bad fucking husband.
He killed his wife.
840
00:42:56,681 --> 00:43:00,890
Oh, come on. Dad.
What if the acquisitions you're making
841
00:43:00,977 --> 00:43:02,592
are actually bad for the country?
842
00:43:02,687 --> 00:43:05,099
Oh, meh, meh, meh.
He's using you. Can't you see it?
843
00:43:05,523 --> 00:43:09,061
Don't let any of the bullshit
overshadow your wedding.
844
00:43:09,569 --> 00:43:12,106
The wedding? The fucking wedding?
I don't give a shit.
845
00:43:12,196 --> 00:43:14,152
Oh, Siobhan, come on.
Stop screwing around.
846
00:43:15,742 --> 00:43:17,482
I want to talk about you properly.
847
00:43:17,869 --> 00:43:18,858
Come in.
848
00:43:19,996 --> 00:43:21,236
I'm tired of this.
849
00:43:22,248 --> 00:43:23,488
You have potential.
850
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:26,616
I've always thought
you were the smartest.
851
00:43:27,712 --> 00:43:29,418
Oh, so that's why you tried
Kendall and Roman first.
852
00:43:31,591 --> 00:43:33,707
You know what? I am the smartest.
853
00:43:34,802 --> 00:43:36,508
Which is why I can see through you
854
00:43:36,596 --> 00:43:38,427
and this transparent little offer
to buy me off.
855
00:43:39,390 --> 00:43:41,676
I've always tried to do right
by you, Siobhan.
856
00:43:42,226 --> 00:43:43,261
And maybe...
857
00:43:44,937 --> 00:43:45,972
Maybe I shouldn't have.
858
00:43:47,398 --> 00:43:49,639
Maybe I Should just
let them come for you.
859
00:43:50,234 --> 00:43:51,849
-Like who?
-Like...
860
00:43:53,196 --> 00:43:54,402
I don't know.
861
00:43:55,448 --> 00:43:56,938
But I hear things.
862
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,451
Are you threatening me?
863
00:44:03,456 --> 00:44:04,662
Absolutely not.
864
00:44:05,124 --> 00:44:07,240
If this iS the way things
are gonna go, then fuck off, Dad.
865
00:44:07,627 --> 00:44:10,414
Then I'm truly sorry.
866
00:44:20,348 --> 00:44:23,636
So, in terms of Shiv,
where I've landed is, uh...
867
00:44:23,726 --> 00:44:26,263
I'm maybe just gonna ask for a handy.
Think that's okay?
868
00:44:26,354 --> 00:44:30,723
Don't pre-rationalize. You get off,
you eat the shame for dessert.
869
00:44:36,030 --> 00:44:37,236
Wait. Her? That one?
870
00:44:37,323 --> 00:44:40,941
Yeah. We were talking for 20 minutes
about financial derivatives,
871
00:44:41,035 --> 00:44:42,525
-and shejust asked me.
-Oh, my God!
872
00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:45,111
Holy shit! Dad would go
fucking nuts for her.
873
00:44:45,206 --> 00:44:46,912
-You Should do it.
-Yeah?
874
00:44:46,999 --> 00:44:48,990
Fuck, yeah! I'd be all over that.
I'd, like...
875
00:44:49,710 --> 00:44:51,450
I'd fucking...
876
00:44:52,338 --> 00:44:53,418
Ah!
877
00:44:53,506 --> 00:44:54,495
Fuck.
878
00:44:55,508 --> 00:44:56,918
Okay, well... Hmm.
879
00:44:58,553 --> 00:45:00,464
I need something.
Do you have a Smint?
880
00:45:00,805 --> 00:45:02,341
-What?
-Do you have a Smint?
881
00:45:02,431 --> 00:45:04,843
No! Just grab
your baloney-pipe and jizz.
882
00:45:08,312 --> 00:45:10,769
-Okay. Okay.
-Yeah. Okay.
883
00:45:15,528 --> 00:45:16,517
Champagne?
884
00:45:19,407 --> 00:45:20,396
-WOMAN: Bye.
-Bye.
885
00:45:30,751 --> 00:45:33,458
STEWART: Gotta get into PR.
That's where the real fucking money...
886
00:45:33,546 --> 00:45:36,288
Do you think now would be a good time
to sit down with the old fart?
887
00:45:36,507 --> 00:45:38,714
Did you see that fucking guy
jerking off
888
00:45:38,801 --> 00:45:40,211
near the fucking hors d'oeuvres?
889
00:45:40,303 --> 00:45:42,840
-Dude, that's a fucking health hazard.
-Uh, no.
890
00:45:42,930 --> 00:45:44,386
When do you think I can talk to him?
891
00:45:44,473 --> 00:45:46,179
I'd really love to secure something
to take home.
892
00:45:46,267 --> 00:45:49,054
Uh-huh. Ro-Ro, can you just be
fucking cool, man?
893
00:45:49,145 --> 00:45:50,260
Maybe get a slider.
894
00:45:50,354 --> 00:45:53,187
Ask if you can stick your finger
up someone's ass, all right, buddy?
895
00:45:53,941 --> 00:45:54,930
Jesus.
896
00:45:55,026 --> 00:45:58,018
Hey! Fuck you!
I'm not your little pet
897
00:45:58,112 --> 00:46:00,148
that you get to kick around.
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
898
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,195
-Excuse me, space suit.
-Bro.
899
00:46:02,825 --> 00:46:04,565
You think that
I can't make your life difficult,
900
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:06,070
but word in the right ear,
901
00:46:06,204 --> 00:46:07,614
and I could be your migraine,
motherfucker.
902
00:46:07,872 --> 00:46:10,579
I came here to talk
to the old man on your word,
903
00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:11,781
so make it happen.
904
00:46:12,627 --> 00:46:14,163
-Okay.
-Yeah?
905
00:46:14,253 --> 00:46:15,618
-All right.
-Cool.
906
00:46:19,634 --> 00:46:20,669
(ROMAN GRUNTS)
907
00:46:23,679 --> 00:46:26,011
I tried to hide, but it finds you.
908
00:46:26,641 --> 00:46:28,757
Wherever you hide,
the party finds you.
909
00:46:30,937 --> 00:46:32,893
Sir, this is your final warning.
910
00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:35,312
Absolutely. Got it.
911
00:46:35,608 --> 00:46:36,688
Wait. What's happening?
912
00:46:36,776 --> 00:46:39,734
Your friend here keeps telling people
he's in love with them,
913
00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:41,435
and it's making people uncomfortable.
914
00:46:41,530 --> 00:46:43,566
My bad. Mixed messages.
915
00:46:43,658 --> 00:46:47,025
It's just we Share such strong
feelings about gut bacteria.
916
00:46:48,037 --> 00:46:49,527
I think I got the wrong end
of the stick.
917
00:46:49,622 --> 00:46:50,611
Watch him.
918
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,370
Maybe I should go apologize.
919
00:46:55,461 --> 00:46:56,746
Give her a hug.
920
00:46:58,756 --> 00:47:00,041
Oh, my God, dude!
921
00:47:00,132 --> 00:47:01,997
That was insane!
922
00:47:02,093 --> 00:47:04,004
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah. Me and this girl,
923
00:47:04,095 --> 00:47:06,632
we go into this side room
and we start making out,
924
00:47:06,722 --> 00:47:10,010
and then I'm touching her
and then she goes down on me,
925
00:47:10,476 --> 00:47:12,842
and then I splooge
in her mouth, and...
926
00:47:12,937 --> 00:47:14,052
I know! I know!
927
00:47:14,146 --> 00:47:15,727
And get this. She kisses me
928
00:47:15,815 --> 00:47:18,431
and puts it back in my mouth,
and I swallow.
929
00:47:19,944 --> 00:47:21,024
Which, the cum?
930
00:47:21,279 --> 00:47:23,361
I know. So hot!
931
00:47:23,572 --> 00:47:25,187
You swallowed your own load?
932
00:47:25,491 --> 00:47:29,029
Yeah, I heard of it, but I didn't know
it actually happened.
933
00:47:29,453 --> 00:47:30,909
I haven't heard about it before.
934
00:47:30,997 --> 00:47:32,112
I have. It's a thing.
935
00:47:32,206 --> 00:47:35,198
There's a word for it.
I can't remember what it is right now.
936
00:47:37,128 --> 00:47:38,368
So fucking hot.
937
00:47:42,675 --> 00:47:44,256
When are we allowed to go home?
938
00:47:44,343 --> 00:47:45,674
We have cars at 5:00.
939
00:47:48,806 --> 00:47:51,047
Greg, I'm having the time of my life.
940
00:47:51,142 --> 00:47:52,632
This is nightmarish.
941
00:48:03,779 --> 00:48:05,485
You ready for your bachelorette party?
942
00:48:06,407 --> 00:48:07,692
They were out of marine uniforms,
943
00:48:07,783 --> 00:48:10,490
so I've come dressed
as a political consultant.
944
00:48:19,211 --> 00:48:20,246
Relax.
945
00:48:20,755 --> 00:48:22,120
ThiS isn't real.
946
00:48:24,675 --> 00:48:27,883
It's becoming real,
which might be a problem for us.
947
00:48:32,350 --> 00:48:33,590
Uh...
948
00:48:34,435 --> 00:48:35,766
Can I stay?
949
00:48:37,021 --> 00:48:40,104
But with you as a human dog
just at the foot of the bed?
950
00:48:42,401 --> 00:48:43,607
I love you, Kenny.
951
00:48:46,822 --> 00:48:47,857
I love you too, man.
952
00:48:47,948 --> 00:48:48,983
Ah, I'm trying to find this girl,
953
00:48:49,075 --> 00:48:50,815
but I think She's trying
to hide from me.
954
00:48:50,910 --> 00:48:52,901
Listen, is there another room, uh,
you know, for humping?
955
00:48:52,995 --> 00:48:54,451
'Cause I also lost Roman.
956
00:48:54,789 --> 00:48:55,824
Fuck Roman.
957
00:48:55,915 --> 00:48:58,907
Oh, yeah, well, you know,
he was asking about the dog pound,
958
00:48:59,001 --> 00:49:00,707
and he got kind of riled up.
959
00:49:00,795 --> 00:49:02,285
-IS he still talking about that?
-Yeah.
960
00:49:03,005 --> 00:49:04,916
-It's pathetic.
-Uh... Yeah.
961
00:49:05,007 --> 00:49:06,292
He enjoyed it, right?
962
00:49:06,384 --> 00:49:07,419
Oh, yeah!
963
00:49:07,510 --> 00:49:10,923
-I mean, you did too.
-You know, just messing around.
964
00:49:11,013 --> 00:49:13,174
Yeah, just messing around.
Dad's theory was
965
00:49:13,265 --> 00:49:16,132
you got two fighting dogs,
you send the weak one away,
966
00:49:16,227 --> 00:49:19,060
you punish the weak one,
then everyone knows the hierarchy,
967
00:49:19,146 --> 00:49:21,728
then everyone's happy.
So away he went.
968
00:49:22,233 --> 00:49:23,769
I gotta keep looking. Okay.
969
00:49:24,193 --> 00:49:28,027
Hi! Hey, may I ask you,
where were you on 9/11?
970
00:49:28,656 --> 00:49:31,022
You know what, uh... Never mind.
971
00:49:31,534 --> 00:49:33,490
(MUSIC PLAYING)
972
00:49:36,914 --> 00:49:38,199
Listen, Sandy.
973
00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:42,124
I appreciate your offer.
I'm not getting out.
974
00:49:44,964 --> 00:49:48,502
Okay. Well, if you think
you have to tell your father
975
00:49:48,592 --> 00:49:50,503
and get back in with him, then I...
976
00:49:50,594 --> 00:49:51,583
Keep your money.
977
00:49:53,848 --> 00:49:55,679
Keep your money, bring me in.
978
00:49:56,434 --> 00:49:59,597
We do this properly.
We go fuck my dad together.
979
00:50:00,855 --> 00:50:02,766
-Uh-huh.
-Takeover.
980
00:50:03,441 --> 00:50:05,227
Leveraged buyout. Hostile.
981
00:50:05,693 --> 00:50:09,106
That's a dual stock situation.
That's not gonna be straightfon/vard.
982
00:50:09,196 --> 00:50:11,812
Price in the toilet,
Shareholders are pissed.
983
00:50:13,117 --> 00:50:14,698
You and me could
force him to the table.
984
00:50:16,829 --> 00:50:19,241
-What about the rest of your family?
-Fuck the rest of my family.
985
00:50:20,207 --> 00:50:22,539
-Easy to say.
-No one has a clue but me.
986
00:50:23,043 --> 00:50:24,704
I know what to do. I see it all.
987
00:50:25,671 --> 00:50:30,415
We take it apart.
Fuck local TV, newspapers, parks...
988
00:50:31,510 --> 00:50:34,001
We bulldoze the whole
fucking shantytown.
989
00:50:34,638 --> 00:50:36,299
We just keep the juiciest morsels,
990
00:50:36,974 --> 00:50:38,430
turn the thing from
a pod of rotting whales
991
00:50:38,517 --> 00:50:40,053
into one bastard great white.
992
00:50:40,978 --> 00:50:43,560
-What'S your end?
-CEO.
993
00:50:44,106 --> 00:50:46,768
I'm the only one who knows
the architecture. Okay?
994
00:50:46,859 --> 00:50:48,850
The emotional corporate architecture.
995
00:50:48,944 --> 00:50:51,731
Well, I could like it.
Stewy might not like it.
996
00:50:51,822 --> 00:50:53,153
Fuck Stewy.
997
00:50:53,782 --> 00:50:56,194
Stewy will follow the money
like a dog in a cartoon.
998
00:50:56,702 --> 00:50:58,192
And you sure you got the stomach?
999
00:50:59,205 --> 00:51:00,320
Yeah.
1000
00:51:02,458 --> 00:51:03,618
I'm good.
1001
00:51:22,269 --> 00:51:23,930
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1002
00:51:32,238 --> 00:51:33,398
Tom.
1003
00:51:34,281 --> 00:51:35,737
-MARCIA: Oh!
-Oh.
1004
00:51:35,824 --> 00:51:36,859
Sorry to wake you.
1005
00:51:36,951 --> 00:51:40,409
-Oh, hey. IS, uh, everything okay?
-No.
1006
00:51:40,829 --> 00:51:42,820
He couldn't catch his breath.
1007
00:51:43,499 --> 00:51:47,412
Listen, we've been advised,
and we are really sorry,
1008
00:51:48,587 --> 00:51:51,624
but I don't think it's a good idea
for him to come to the wedding.
1009
00:51:54,468 --> 00:51:56,800
-Oh, yeah. That sounds sensible.
-Shiv.
1010
00:51:59,473 --> 00:52:00,883
He really is sorry.
1011
00:52:03,269 --> 00:52:04,475
Yeah, me too.
1012
00:52:05,521 --> 00:52:07,477
Okay, bye.
1013
00:52:13,946 --> 00:52:14,935
You okay?
1014
00:52:16,574 --> 00:52:19,281
Yeah. I'm great.
That's two less wedding dinners
1015
00:52:19,368 --> 00:52:20,824
for the caterers
to have to organize.
1016
00:52:22,037 --> 00:52:23,197
(NATHANIEL SIGHS)
1017
00:52:32,172 --> 00:52:33,332
I don't know, Nate.
1018
00:52:33,716 --> 00:52:34,796
(SIGHS)
1019
00:52:37,177 --> 00:52:38,337
I don't fucking know.
1020
00:52:44,018 --> 00:52:45,474
(TAPPING)
1021
00:52:49,106 --> 00:52:50,971
ROMAN: And Iwould be
your point man on this,
1022
00:52:51,066 --> 00:52:53,102
so you would not have to deal direct
with my dad.
1023
00:52:53,569 --> 00:52:56,606
So, if we could find a price...
1024
00:52:58,949 --> 00:53:00,280
But there's potential?
1025
00:53:00,367 --> 00:53:01,607
It could happen.
1026
00:53:02,661 --> 00:53:04,026
Well, fuck, I'm excited.
1027
00:53:04,121 --> 00:53:06,487
This is great. This is pure upside.
1028
00:53:06,582 --> 00:53:08,243
-Thank you.
-Awesome, dude.
1029
00:53:09,793 --> 00:53:12,830
Let's jerk him around for a bit,
then throw him back.
1030
00:53:14,882 --> 00:53:16,543
This fucking family.
1031
00:53:17,635 --> 00:53:19,591
Oh, hey! Come on.
1032
00:53:19,678 --> 00:53:20,793
How's it going?
1033
00:53:28,479 --> 00:53:29,559
What?
1034
00:53:33,776 --> 00:53:35,516
Are you psyching me out?
1035
00:53:45,454 --> 00:53:47,069
I'm fucking terrified.
1036
00:53:48,999 --> 00:53:49,988
Asshole!
1037
00:53:54,213 --> 00:53:55,328
Shit.
1038
00:53:56,215 --> 00:53:59,082
If the car doesn't come soon,
I'm just gonna swim home, I think.
1039
00:53:59,718 --> 00:54:02,004
CONNOR: Greg tells me
you swallowed your own load.
1040
00:54:03,013 --> 00:54:06,096
Yeah, it was... Yeah.
It was pretty wild.
1041
00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:09,641
It's cool, though,
'cause it's like I didn't cheat,
1042
00:54:09,728 --> 00:54:11,969
'cause all the sperm
stayed in my own body.
1043
00:54:12,064 --> 00:54:13,474
Like a closed-loop system. So...
1044
00:54:15,651 --> 00:54:16,982
It'd be really nice to see Shiv.
1045
00:54:17,069 --> 00:54:20,061
Willa! Hi, ljust want
to say I love you.
1046
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:21,524
I love you so much.
1047
00:54:21,865 --> 00:54:23,480
What's happening? Where's the car?
1048
00:54:23,575 --> 00:54:24,906
Arriving in five.
1049
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,823
Congratulations, Tom.
I hear you swallowed your own load.
1050
00:54:30,457 --> 00:54:31,663
Yeah, I did.
1051
00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:33,160
It's been a really wonderful night.
1052
00:54:34,336 --> 00:54:36,418
I would love a chicken pot pie.
1053
00:54:36,505 --> 00:54:37,494
Thank you.
1054
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,455
Okay, honey, bye.
1055
00:54:50,936 --> 00:54:52,472
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
1056
00:54:52,563 --> 00:54:53,973
Hey, Shiv!
1057
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,475
I'm home!
1058
00:54:56,024 --> 00:54:57,480
Still got both my eyebrows!
1059
00:54:57,568 --> 00:54:59,399
-Oh, hi!
-Hey.
1060
00:54:59,486 --> 00:55:01,351
Hey, you're back already.
1061
00:55:02,322 --> 00:55:05,280
God, I missed you, honey.
God, I missed you.
1062
00:55:05,909 --> 00:55:07,570
-I missed you.
-How was it?
1063
00:55:08,203 --> 00:55:09,989
-Which... The party?
-Yeah.
1064
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,286
It was a blast.
1065
00:55:11,373 --> 00:55:12,738
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1066
00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:15,666
So what happened?
1067
00:55:17,463 --> 00:55:18,452
(LAUGHS)
1068
00:55:18,547 --> 00:55:21,334
You know, just, like, this and that.
1069
00:55:22,009 --> 00:55:23,670
Usual. Normal stuff.
1070
00:55:23,761 --> 00:55:25,092
Specifically what, Tom?
1071
00:55:29,141 --> 00:55:31,006
Wait, what? No. Shiv, you...
1072
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,925
I thought you said...
1073
00:55:33,854 --> 00:55:35,560
Oh, honey, I'm shitting you.
1074
00:55:35,647 --> 00:55:36,978
Oh, my God, okay.
1075
00:55:37,065 --> 00:55:38,601
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1076
00:55:38,942 --> 00:55:40,432
Oh, it's good to have you back.
1077
00:55:51,663 --> 00:55:55,030
Yeah, Frank.
Those girls from the art thing,
1078
00:55:55,501 --> 00:55:57,787
I want you to put the word around
they're junkies,
1079
00:55:58,337 --> 00:56:01,795
they're Sluts, they're shooting
seed capital straight into their arms.
1080
00:56:03,300 --> 00:56:04,289
Let's sink them.
1081
00:56:08,806 --> 00:56:11,047
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1082
00:56:32,037 --> 00:56:33,948
Gentlemen, shall we?
1083
00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:37,573
My man.82086
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