Original subtitles

Today is the opening of Lucky Marriage Square

From now on, we should work hard for money!

It's a pity that Choi's not here,

or the business will be good!

What's situation now then?

Now it's more better!

Let's promise not to be excited

in seeing any girl

Right!

Even if her figure is 38-22-36

We've seen it!

So awful!

Can I help you, lady?

We want to take photo for marriage

Who's the fiance'?

Me!

are you kidding?

Who's the real fiance'? all you three said so!

It's me!

You're the fian'ce?

He said he's the fiance'!

What's so funny?

No...

You two are perfect pair

Both of you are small but pretty

You are our first customers

You win a grand prize of 5-minutes massage free-of -charge

Rhino, you serve this gentleman

I'll serve this lady! Please come in

You've got a good figure,

The wedding gown must be first-class

Don't worry! I'll do my best!

I think so either, thanks!

You're welcome!

Lo-han, tell Lulu and Nana to

Measure figures for this lady

What did you say?

I'll get them at once

I'm worried! I must take a look

What are they doing?

Money is not the problem!

Beauty is the most important

It should be the first and the last

You're so nice!

Hi!

Who's going to try the wedding gown?

Like a Virgin

You are very beautiful

Thank you!

There's no need of you!

In order to show respect to this lady

I'll do it myself

I don't need your help!

Tall man, measure for my wife

You measure for me!

I don't measure men

I give you many many money

O.K. You give me more money,

I give you touch...

Come on! Baby!

They are playing too much

Stand still, I'll measure your neck!

Hitting means loving. Hit me more...

O.K. Baby

I love you very, very, very much!

Tight fitting is popular this year

You better take off your clothes

for me to measure accurately!

Good. Thanks!

Your husband is

troublesome

Go and deal with him yourself!

Of course not!

Yes, my husband is troublesome

Go and help him!

Go!

Okay. a moment please!

Loose fitting clothes are popular now

You better be measured with clothes on!

Loose fitting is last month's trend!

Tight fitting is

popular now

Really?

I'll take a tape measure

I've seen model

who wears nothing!

Just don't want to leave a mark!

You better not marry that man

He dated me just now!

Take off your clothes first

Okay!

are you alright?

Yes, I'm alright. I'll measure!

You Fatty. Your prey has flown away

You...

Why do you measure here for so long?

It's just alright. Not too much time

It's takes more time to measure here

Measure the upper waist!

How's nobody?

Hey, where's Principal and his wife?

Principal...

Principal...

No, I'm itchy!

Sorry. I don't mean it

Haven't you enjoyed enough!

You're not woman

You're not woman

I didn't know either although I knew him so well

You are pretending to be woman either!

You two are pretending as woman!

How shameful it is!

It's you who should feel shameful!

We've done so much

You should feel shameful for not doing this

are you alright? My wife

They together taking advantage of me!

It's him. I haven't don't anything

Not me! It's us!

She's the Principal's wife of Lok's Gymnastic

You want to die?

Principal of Gymnastic!

What so big deal a gymnastic is!

attention!

Please sit!

This calling is for an emergent action

We called it...

Race No.4 Sanpo with Jumpin

What does it mean?

Sorry, Sir!

It's the latest

horse racing information

I've made a mistake!

Everybody knew it!

The correct name is "Pig-hunting"

We're gonna to arrest

the head of the criminal corp.

This's the floor plan of Big Dai's home

We approach from three sides

Sergeant Wong to the front door

Sergeant Cheng to the backdoor

Sergeant Chan to the roof

I've told you not to help me

attack!

Hurry up!

Do it more swiftly

Report: Troops from front door, back door & the roof top

Have all entered

With no resistance

Report:

We find plenty of weapons and restricted subjects

But can't find the main target

Report: News from the 4th yard is correct

But there's no time for buying ticket

Where's Big Dai?

I don't know

Why so noisy?

Doing what?

Brother Dai, we are officially arresting you

Where are my subordinates?

Yes, where are they?

How do I know?

It's been some hours! Why don't you say it?

It's good you know it. Order some food for me

If I'm mal-nutritioned, you'll be in trouble

Get some pork chop and coffee

for Mr. Dai!

I don't eat such cheap food

I want fresh abalone and shark's fin

I'll pay for it!

You know how to enjoy

Of course. I'm big Brother!

Let me help you. I'll call my brother!

So you can rest earlier

Telephone?

are you Big Brother? So disgusting!

a wireless phone!

Who is it?

Big Brother!

What?

The former Big Brother calling Big Brother

Hello...

Code of Brotherhood!

Where's the lawyer?

What lawyer? I can't understand?

I'm very happy!

What?

Big Brother is arrested. You are so happy?

Say it once again!

I'm now very happy!

Brother 2 is number 1 now. Of course he's happy!

Congratulations! You are Big Brother now

Joy forever. Everybody happy

Mao! You're great!

The lawyer is not coming

When you are in prison

We'll send you presents

in every festive seasons

Don't miss me any more!

Mr. Dai, do you still want to eat?

Give me a dish of pork chop!

Give him a dish of noodle and a cup of water

Yes, Sir!

Burning three sticks of

incense and bow...

The highest Master please obey the command

Please!

Come Master...give me an immortal body

Eating pig's heart after shark's fin

Win the 1st prize of Mark-six...

Ceremony is going on!

Give me "swordfinger skill" to kill ghost,

Devil cannot hide away from the God's power!

What are you doing?

What is this?

This is swordfinger. I'm practicing ceremony!

Ceremony?

Right! Now I'm unbeatable!

Unbeatable?

So terribly good!

Don't bullshit!

You don't believe. Try it

Chop me!

Chop you?

Yes, as you like it

I'll chop!

Don't chop his face, cut his back

His back?

Chop the back, okay

I'll chop!

Chop!

Why don't you move?

I've done it! Can't you hear it?

I can hear it. But I can't feet it?

That means I've succeeded!

Yes? Succeeded!

Then I'll go for revenge! Yes!

Husband, don't you afraid of Mao?

I'm not going to pay protection fees to them

My brothers won't promise too!

They'll show you something

if you don't give them

If they dare to come

I'll beat them all down

Don't worry, my wife!

Big Brother, I'll arrived

Don't kill anyone

Just teach them a lesson

I understand

Come the Master...

are you mad? Who are you looking for?

I'll looking for you boss!

Let me down. Let me down!

Who are you? What do you want?

You want to die?

I learned the skill so hardly all for today

Let me down if you dare

Come the Master please

as the command said at once!

You've into trouble today!

I'm now unbeatable

My swordfinger can penetrate into your belly!

Sieze him

Come Master show your power

Go forward!

Go!

Come together!

Try my swordfinger!

We can make a compromise. What do you want?

You should have an idea already!

Don't you think he's belonged to Mao?

There's no need to ask?

What's code of brotherhood!

Don't do too extremely!

Big Brother. Here is ten thousand dollars. Please take it

What? What do you think I am?

I know... You don't need it

This is just something from my heart

OK! I'll donate it to the Jackie Chan foundation for you

Since you regret. I'll forgive you!

Thank you...

Disappear immediately

Yes!

Understand?

Yes!

Master, the work is finished!

Principal, have you about it!

You...come again?

What do you mean? You don't want to give?

Don't point your sword at me. I've already given

Given? Given to whom?

That guy who demonstrated ceremony

I've given him ten thousand dollars. He has just gone

It's that Little Beard Man?

Yes!

How dare him. Where does he come from?

I've checked it

He and Rhino, Cone, Lo-han are the same group

He has had some quarrels with our brothers

What is he doing now?

Big Brother!

I've checked it.

There's police spy among us!

Informer?

Sure,

or how can police have the fat fellow's criminal evident

We'll have more trouble in the future

Who is it?

Not me!

Don't be scared. It's alright!

How are we going to do with it?

Give back to the police!

Hey!

Tell her to wait. Big Brother, Miss Mina is here

Uncle Mao! How are you?

Don't call me uncle. Call me Richard!

How is my father?

He's arrested by the police

But he'll be alright

I've hired a lawyer for him

You must save my father

Don't worry. I'll try

Thank you. Uncle Mao!

Call me Richard!

I'm moving to your house tomorrow to take care of you

Don't be afraid

I'll leave first

Bye!

Beauty is everywhere. She is...

It's not worthy

You fool

Pig has 80 million in Swiss Bank

Under the account of Mina

Is it not worthy?

Disappeared?

Officer Tso, someone has send you hamburgers

Thanks!

It's better than having lunch boxes. Come on!

Come!

Straightly speaking,

this action has failed

I thought they'll be finished without Big Brother Dal

Who knows there's a Mao interrupted

So we have to have a new plan!

Sir, there's a cassette tape!

How are you, officials!

Hope you'll enjoy the hamburgers

They're made by famous master

Your informer ah-B,

I've send him back

ah-B?

The meat that you are eating is his!

Damned it!

He's challenging the police!

Tso, if Dai cooperate with us,

We could charge Mao

No way! He's a big brother.

He must obey code of brotherhood

Officer Tso, what's your opinion?

Calling for help from Choi and his four friends

Right!

Oh, God, the four of us, from now on,

will commit to this detective company, and no dating anymore

If we do wrong again... Come!

If we do wrong again, we'll...

Rhion will fall dead.

Tai Shan will be crashed to death

Cone be drown dead, I will have no seafood to eat!

You guy! Still thinking of seafood?

Eat yourself!

Eat your own head!

Once more!

If we do wrong again, Lo-han will die

and we'll eat seafood...

Drink tea

Have your tea please! Get down!

Post this employment notice!

Employment!

Female researcher, plus secretary,

messenger, cooking...

Handling all and monthly salary 1300, excluding meal

7 working days a week, 8 to 1 1

Didn't sleeping with boss required?

Right! It's reasonable!

OK! Give me $200

$120 will do!

Why do you bring your mom

Ma Ma Mi a...

Ma Ma Mi a

Sorry, I'm Banana

Banana, please come in!

Please come in! Come in, please!

Miss, could I help you?

Could I help you?

My brother ah-B was lost. Can you help me?

No problem...come...sit down...

Miss...

I'm Lo-han!

I'm Tai Shan!

I'm Cone, the chief of this action troop

They are my followers.

We always behave this way!

Where did your brother go often mostly?

Billiard room, nightclub, hotel...

What kind of people did he go with?

Some girls from nightclub,

and gangs from criminal world

He's probably the one! What did he work?

Usury, and informer of police!

I see! It's not surprising that he's lost!

But I got only one brother

Please help me!

No problem. We'll help you to find him

Ten thousands deposit first!

and responsible for

all expenditure dinning investigation

How would I have so much money?

I just have several hundreds!

I go posting...

Sorry, we can't help you!

Then, I go now!

Don't help even to bed!

Coming!

Miss!

Do you want to

work with us?

Then we can deduce it from your salary!

Do you need employee really?

Don't listen to their bullshit!

You have to be secretary, cooker, washer...

almost everything. You'll work unto death

The condition is unhuman!

We provide meal for female researcher

10 to 4 daily and 3-day holiday a week

6-month vacation a year

and 18 month salary

and hostel also

Hostel! Where is it?

Our home is!

The house is very large!

Right! It's all belong to us

Why do one side is new and the other old?

The new one was left from Grandparent

and we bought the old one

You have dog either!

Yeah! Left from his mom

Feel free to walk around

We love the antique here

This chair belonged to the famous whore, Yu-fa in the 20's

Really! What so special?

Yu-fa, after infected with sex-disease

Died on this chair

Look at this picture! She's grandma of Rhino

She's the first little movie star of Shanghai

Can you speak?

No, she's first star of blue movie in Shanghai

Go to hell!

No! She's the first movie star of little Shanghai

It's OK!

But antique is the most valuable thing in this home

Flask! Window fence!

all came from previous Chinese dynasty

These antique from emperors,

worth 4 millions!

Really?

OK! Don't talk anymore!

Take Banana to her hostel

Good!

How is it? Like it or not?

Lighting is alright but a bit noisy

The foreigner in the neighbourhood

always constructing!

Right!

Still so noisy so far away?

It's because the space is large!

Hey, what are you doing?

You said it's for convenience

We've lot of people.

We must take more!

For convenience. Why don't you do the other way?

No! Sorry...

It's no need before, but now...

Make a safe

Right!

Right...

That's safe,

they will be like it

So troublesome!

Then bigger than one

OK! Let's clean up the room first

Then I'll cook for you!

Great...

Why the rice so hard?

Hey! How much water did you use?

Did it need water?

It's still uncooked!

No problem! Eat food first!

What kind of food?

This is fried egg with tomato and meat plate!

This is fried egg with tomato

The meat plate is delicious!

It's canned food

Canned food? We didn't have one?

Delicious!

Terrible!

Didn't it come from the second shelf?

Yes, just one can!

It's dog's food

Don't worry. There's still other kind of food!

It's lucky that I haven't swallow any

What's the matter?

I've heard

sound of explosion!

I'm not deaf. How couldn't I hear?

You dare to mention it

Sorry! I'm unintentional

OK...

Go take a bath!

Go now!

Give me a hand and go up!

Go!

Banana is really a bad luck!

She spoiled everything in the first day

Yeah... Bad luck absolutely

One'll be unlucky in meeting her

So no one should go near her

I'll take care of her

No. You are our boss

How could we let you take the task alone

and we live uninvolved

I'll take the risk!

No! We work together and die together

Partners should face difficulty together!

Right!

This room had a horrible history

20 years ago there's four brother,

fallen in love with a pretty girl together

Her name is Bobo

Though they were good brother,

They fought each other for this girl

So, one night...

I took this girl here in this room...

I'm scared!

What for? Hold em if you want!

I'll hold the doggy instead!

No... I didn't mean that

I speak silly thing recently

Don't shout! Keep on!

But, four men and one woman

The girl could not distributed equally to each one

So they had a horrible idea

Chop that girl into 4 parts

and each one was satisfied

for having one part

It's horrible!

It's horrible!

There was still more!

Finally the four men committed suicide

From that time, the five people's ghost

Hadn't leave this room until now!

Someone said the girl's arms and legs

Would appear at anytime, any place!

The living room, bed room, cabinet, toilet

In the flushing pool, and any corner...

What's the matter?

It's itchy. What so curious!

Oh no, you told this horrible story to us

How can we sleep tonight!

Right! How can we!

Who's joking?

Tai Shan!

Tai Shan is sleeping. I'm Tai Site

I'm one of the four owners of this house

You are one of the four brothers?

Yes, I'm Shui

Tonight you are mine!

Don't listen to what he said

Get out!

Don't be afraid

are you Rhino?

Rhino is sleeping, I'm Watermelon

I'm their big brother. They all obey me

No...

Banana... It's me! Rhino!

That ghost went into my body

It's the ghost that touched you, not me

You are our people since you come here!

No! Help! I'm not the one!

What're you doing? The elder first!

Obey the code of chivalry

I don't know!

I'm Peanut, the most righteous one

Hold me and don't be afraid!

Hold me!

Why've they all come?

Little brother, there's none of your business

Go back!

You treat woman bad again

Get lost!

It's not your turn

Go away!

Don't be afraid. We're both women

It's better to meet a female ghost

Give me your hand!

You bastard!

You spoiled our brotherhood when alive

Now stop us from dating when you are a ghost

I must chop you to pieces!

Cop to pieces!

I'm innocent!

What are you doing?

You are so ridiculous

What?

We've agreed that we do it one by one!

Yes!

I've been hiding inside so long

How would I know

who's the one?

Don't bullshit!

Come...

Banana,

sorry to scare you!

Don't be angry!

How dare you pretended to be me?

No...

Get out!

Or I'll kill you

We're not ghost! We're only joking

Get out!

Why would it happen...

Wait! Yes!

Tai Shan, isn't your story true?

Isn't it?

Of course

it's not true

Then he's human, isn't he?

Right... I'll teach him a lesson

How?

Banana, I'm sorry!

What's the matter?

Big Brother

all are the same, talk, talk, talk...

But don't know what they said!

Leave it alone! Keep on surveying

Cooperate to police and fight crime

It's meaningful!

We won't do!

There's one would do!

Who?

Jackie Chan!

How can he alone do so many things?

So I'm now asking for your help!

When Tsoi was here, we would listen to you!

Now it's different!

OK, I've said all easy-listening

Now I will say something you don't want to hear

What do you want to say?

Vulgar language is no use!

Give me back the money!

Money!

When had I borrowed you money?

March, 1 1 987

I've lend $5000 to Rhino

another $1000 on March, 2

May, 10.

Lo-han invited me to pay billiard, dancing

But I was the one who paid

$3800 totally

May, 30. Tai Shan borrowed...

OK! That's enough!

You can't persuade us

Don't you really want to?

Never surrender

OK!

My name is Flower Tower Cake

Oh, Yes, Sir, how do you do?

Good!

You are very very...

Oh, Oh... Help...

Don't be afraid, I'm C.I.D.

Hey! It's not my fault?

Don't move!

Go to the police station!

We've gone to the Stripe Club

Would you give me some change please?

What? 3 million!

No! I want a change!

Give him 3 million or kill us?

Oh no...

No! I want some coin for parking machine!

Don't kill me... I get you money...

Please go get it quickly

Robbery!

What?

I don't know! Calm down!

You've murder person!

Shit... It's swordfinger's fault!

Don't move! C.I.D.

I'm C.I.D. either!

We're either!

It's not time for regret

You're arrested for armed robbery, & intention murder

Why was swordfinger weapon?

What did you say? 50 years in jail?

It needs 2 million

to release him?

You better give me 1 million

and leave them in jail

agreed!

Go to hell, Tso!

How dare you did that?

Hurry up!

What are you doing?

Escape as soon as possible

Don't wait until disaster came?

Right! Grass shoe is good for running!

There's one pair left!

Crazy! I won't leave here

What could they do to me?

Don't move!

Oh no... They are coming!

This time

what kind of crime are we accused of?

I was informed that there're narcotic and arms here

You are also suspected of young prostitute

You're doing too much!

How would we sell arm and narcotic?

Yeah,

you pretended

so well!

Don't bother! Search!

Yes!

Tso. It's full of guns here!

Where did it come from?

You bought it!

Narcotic!

You're really something!

What would you say about that!

No, nothing to say!

I followed him so many years

I didn't know

Damned you!

Sorry! For the sake of the society

Jump out of the pan!

Stand still! Come in!

What's happening here?

arrest all of them!

Open the door!

I'm sorry for

this case!

Damned you!

You'll be punished one day!

You're pretentious!

Now you're happy!

You are the most famous police

I'm controlled by others too!

Don't bullshit! What do you want?

You have two choices

One is living in jail

The other is get trained as informer

We chose the second one!

Right...

That's mean you want training?

Where shall we do the training?

Victory Prison

Hey!

Where do you come from?

Which one are you asking?

We come from 4 different places!

You know that just by listening to our words!

We're mixtures of China and Hong Kong!

That fat guy doesn't seem to be!

I don't know him

He's not our style!

Fat guy, where do you come from?

I don't know

What?

Single lane, Fast lane, Water pipe

Come here!

Hurry up!

Which group do you belonged to?

Group? What's it?

Who's your boss?

Lemon pie, apple pie

Peach pie...

Go to hell!

Who's your big brother?

Big Brother? I got no brother

Damned you?

He said he was also from Chiu Chou,

But he didn't know where it was!

Chiu Chou!

You said you're from Chiu Chou

Sing a song of Chiu Chou!

Sing it!

Chiu Chou song is terrible! Can I sing other song?

Sing Chiu Chou song!

Passing by the seaside,

saw some dungs

He's quietly of leaving dung

Tell him to eat the dungs

He looks at the dungs and cry

and take him to toilet

Tell him

the drink dirt water

Isn't it smelled bad?

Sing so well!

It makes people laugh to death!

He came from China probably

Goodbye...

Take it...

He throws things to you!

Don't move!

It's my fault

Hit more for me!

Beat the three of them also

Go!

Do we come for training?

We're now like a target

The damage can't be cured

Not that serious?

You bastard, what else will you do?

Pretend as a doctor?

am I like a doctor?

How's it? anything wrong?

We're beaten by lot of people for several hours,

and you said it's alright?

I'm beaten inside out!

It's all my plan

Or you cannot

come in for training!

Let me introduce you to

Uncle Man, first class supervisor!

He'll teach you all regulations and rules

and technique of negotiation

Ting is the Dean of punishment

He's your inspector!

He'll teach you fighting techniques

Fighting? Murder is the correct wording!

We're in trouble

The first lesson

What is Criminal Society?

Good guy won't join it

a millionaire

won't join it

a freshman, knowing nothing

Will be beaten by others

at this time, the Criminal Society will

Open door for him!

are you bullshitting?

Ridiculous!

all bullshit!

It's meaningless

Shut up!

Be respectful to teacher in class!

Yes!

Code of brotherhood is most important!

OK! Say something about it,

one by one!

You first

artificial breast

Say again!

Enthusiastic!

Your turn!

Easy to come, difficult to leave!

Once more!

Easy to leave, difficult to come!

Your turn!

Lovers from two countries

Damned you! Say again!

Spaghetti

You!

Eleven...

What did you say?

Repeat!

E... Elizabeth

Say it!

2 by 1 is 1,

2 by 2...

I can't think any other

2 by 5 is 5, 2 by 6 is 6...

Demonstration of internal punishment

Hung, is a murderer, will look after you!

Hung!

The one next door is Dai

Say hello to him!

Good!

Dai, you're generous

Unbeatable

1 by 1 is 1

No word can explain it!

Crazy guy! Go to hospital!

Don't bullshit here?

The 2nd lesson, negotiation!

Open negotiation, secret negotiation & no negotiation

I'll teach you secret one first!

I know, setting of teacups!

Don't take the cups in the bottom

Or the setting

will fell down!

You must drink the cup on top

Really?

Great!

Breaking the tradition and here's the punishment

You'll get used to it

Want more?

Do you want to die?

Don't bother to do that!

The third lesson.

Fighting is killing

I'll teach you!

No!

The room is too small!

Right!

Don't worry! Let's go to wooden man lane!

Isn't it wooden?

These are natural wooden men!

Ting, does everyone of us have a cane?

Yes! We play fairly!

Ice Cane!

Tai Shan, you go first

Come, brother!

Go!

Go!

Hurry up! I can't stand anymore!

Don't fool around!

Go!

Don't worry, I'm here!

I'm going to rush...

I'm not rushing. Don't hit me!

We've arrived at last

Where did you come from?

You went the wrong direction! Once more!

I can't...

I can't either...

I can't either... too!

I really can't...

Sorry! I can't either!

Hi, everybody!

Congratulation for graduation

You'll report duty after several days resting

You jump with face up!

Little ball jump around with flowers

256... You hurt me!

257, 28, 29, 31

Little ball...

OK... Stop jumping

I can't stop! They'll hit me!

I'll hit you if you don't

OK! I stop!

What's the matter?

How is it?... Come for fighting?

Come...

Come... Fight!...

How to do?

Go!

Damn you!

Get lost!

What's wrong?

Officer Hung!

He beat me!

He hurt me first!

I saw you hit the fat guy only!

You deserve it...

I've told you not to hurt others

Right!

You only saw me hurting him

I didn't see you actually

He's so short and polite.

He won't hurt others

Officer, please help him!

Say, all of you! Did he fight?

No!

Who's hurting others then?

The fat guy was beaten!

Good! Justice on everyone

Don't do that anymore!

If everyone behaves like you, so kind

We won't have so much trouble

Thanks...

Get back and work!

Keep working!

Damn you

Thank you everybody!

Thanks!

You're welcome! We did it intentiously!

What intention is it?

We admire you for a long time,

and don't want you

to be hurt!

What do you want actually?

We want to save you!

Big Brother is troublesome!

Save a guy and make a mess!

Mao is dirty!

Put you into jail!

Don't worry and don't be angry

Come with us and take revenge!

Good idea, I'm the boss

Feel so excited in revenge

Good!

Thank you everybody

I'm so happy!...

For helping me to take revenge!

Beat down that dirty Mao!

Who is it?

Keep working and talk later

Work harder! Go to work

Lo-han! It's me!

You didn't recognize my make-up!

I can recognize you even if you're dead

Officer Tso!

Tso, long time no see!

arrested for corruption?

Why are you so poor?

Tso, thank you for letting me goes last time

But I can't change and was arrested again

I wasted all your effort

Hey, I'm not Tso!

You've made a mistake!

Hey, made-up is not just drawing some beard

and get changed

Tso, your technique is too bad!

Yes!

Don't shout!

I got a plan! There'll be chaos here!

Then you escape with Dai!

Could we really escape?

Of course!

When you see yellow arrow outside,

Just follow the signs!

How to build up chaos?

Later you all stand up,

and say that the food is dirty

When?

Now!

The food is poor!

How could we eat?

Why is the food so bad?

Even dog

won't eat it!

Right...

Who's gonna eat such gum

Chaos begins! act better!

act better? So simple!

Personal revenge!

Stop shouting and sit down

Dai!

Look what have you done?

We come to save you!

Save me!

Yes!

That means...?

Escape!

Escape!

How to?

During the chaos!

Can it work?

It's OK...

Don't worry! We've good planning!

Yes! Let's go...

Bye!

Bye!

Hurry up!

Wait a minute!

What's the matter?

Why are there arrow signs?

Cooperation between citizen and police

Let's go

No sign here...

Why did they come so fast?

Don't shout, I can't see anything

They can't see either

am I blind?

Don't worry! a blind!

I can't see nothing

a blind police from prison!

What so special? Many police are blind!

Right...

I think it's arranged by society of the unable

Hurry up!

Yes!

We can't walk in darkness!

Yes!

Too old fashioned! No lighting!

anything there?

Here! Hurry up!

Over there...

Go this way!

Heart attack...

He has heart attack

So poor! We must save him

I can take care of myself... Just leave!

It's OK!

Thanks!

Let's go...

Tai Shan, drive the car

OK!

Tso's plan is perfect!

Let's go!...

Bye!

The air outside is fresh

Where are we going now!

What's your opinion! Yes!

Find a girl!

Where can we find one?

My daughter!

Isn't she beautiful?

Go to hell! Don't try to touch her!

I'll kill anyone who does!

OK! We won't touch her!

Wish her never married

Full of spider's net on her body!

I go bathing

How is it, boss?

This girl is too bad!

Don't worry! I've prepared sex medicine for you!

What is it?

She will get high after she has taken the drugs

How can she swallow so large a fly?

No! Just cook it and put into wine

Drink the wine and it'll work!

Hurry up!

Hurry up!

What do you want?

Open the door and enter!

Why don't you ring bell?

Just go in this way!

all Mao's people are inside!

We'll certainly die, won't we?

Yes!

Right! Certainly!

No problem, we go in by the backdoor

Go!

Christ...It's terrible working here!

No man! Please give me a man!

I give you one week salary in return!

Mania!

a man! Thank God...

It's me!

Mister, you're released!

Five man? I can't accept five!

I can't donate 5-week salary!

How is my daughter?

She's alright

But that Mao always bothers her

Where's that Mao? I'll kill him!

He's playing card in the living room

Good! I'll kill him some day!

Mania! Give ma a hand!

Show your card...

Mao, these are clams and river snail

Put them down!

Everybody eat!

Don't wet the cards

Don't go! Play with us!

It's your turn!

Boss. The drug's ready!

What drug is it?

What kind of fly is it?

Boss, where are you going?

Keep playing on your own!

I'll have fun upstairs! Don't bother me

Yes! Enjoy yourself!

Enjoy yourself!

Good!

What are you doing?

Your father's here!

Daughter!

Dad, how could you come?

They saved me out!

It's OK

Thank you so much. Who?

Richard!

What should we do?

Wait! I'm changing!

Dad! What should we do?

Hide away...

Under the bed or in the cabinet

Come...over here

Come in!

It's late! What's the matter?

Just to see if you are bored

Thanks! But I have to sleep now

are you tired? I give you massage!

No thanks! Please leave!

OK! I'll drink with you!

Good!

Come...

Though you're my friend's daughter,

I always treat you like my friend

Tonight you are extremely pretty!

Really!

I didn't discover until now...

That you've got sexy beard!

Wish your beauty forever!

Cheers!

Dad!

Damned you!

You betrayed me and now you hurt my daughter

You...?

What to do?

Beat him!

all of you come out...

Kill him...

Give me that glass of drug!

Hurry up...

Let him drink this

You mouth is large enough to drink!

Drink it

Keep your eyes on him

Is there any rope?

Let's tie him up!

Tie him up!

What do you then?

Coming! He's excited

Why kind of drug it is?

It's lucky that you didn't drink it

Yes!

We'll be in trouble if she drinks it

Damned you bastard!

He lost conscious!

Your drug is excellent!

Of course!

Now boss is probably enjoying!

Right!

Where are we going now?

Don't be afraid!

It's said that there is a man who help heroes

Is there such person in H.K.?

I know it, Uncle Kin! From Kin Kee Garage!

Uncle Kin, you become rich recently?

Not really rich. all due to friend's help

Just for 2 meals

Is there anything I can help?

Uncle Kin,

we know that you had kept Brother Hao before

and also, Siao Ma, Ken, Chai, Siao Kit

You kept so many heroes before

What about the several of us?

Of course no problem!

You go out first!

But it's different now. We have to charge you

If you want to stay here

You have to pay the price of a 5-star hotel

Or you want us to help you flee away,

You'll have to pay the price of a European Deluxe Tour

I can provide people

To start with ten people $5000 each

You'll get a 20% discount for more than 1 00 people

We can also provide weapons

But you have to pay before leaving

You didn't follow the rule!

Right! I didn't charge for code of brotherhood

Because serving you people,

I might be in big danger, or might be beaten

So each of you has to pay me another $5000

To guarantee I won't betray you!

You better rob the bank

Hey... Don't misunderstand me

I don't want to earn these money

My girl, it seems that we are not able to revenge

Don't worry, Dad. In the Swiss Bank we have

Those money are for my old age

Then you'll have to report to the police

How could I do that!

I'm the boss

You don't want to spend money or effort

How can you revenge?

I mustn't take revenge

I only want to spend my old age in Switzerland

Dad, you're too bad!

Right! You're bad, father-in-law!

Mina, though you have such a father,

Don't be afraid. You still have me!

What?

If it's like that, let's go home!

Good, let's go home

No, we'll go our own way

Now we don't have any place to go

You should let us stay with you for a few days

You don't have any code of chivalry?

Yes, but you must pay

Yes, father-in-law, just pay. That's easy

What world is this.

This is robbery

Banana!

You are free form prison?

Be quiet! We escaped from prison

Really?

Is that exciting?

Their rooms are quite good

Banana, this is Mr. Dai

We met this hero in the prison

They have trouble now.

They will stay here for a few day!

Good,

I'll give them my room

I'll sleep in the living room! Don't be afraid, I'm C.I.D.

Just like a hotel. You must pay before twelve

I know

That's fine

Father, let's go!

Come in!

This is a suite

The facilities are like those of a hotel!

There's a bed inside the closet. Please help yourself

No extra charge

Please rest. I'll go now!

Thank you, Banana!

Come here!

are we true friends?

Yes!

You must help me!

Yes!

What do you want?

You want to kill?

Is Brother Dai here?

What's the matter?

Brother Dai,

people of Mao has come!

What should we do?

Find a place to hide

Go into the closet!

Be quick...

Be quick...

Go away!

Let's talk together

Where is Brother Dai?

Tell us quickly!

I'll beat you if you don't tell us

I won't!

Good, I'll kill you

Go to hell!

Kill me, I wont' tell you

I won't betray Brother Dai

Why are you staring at me?

aren't you afraid I'll dig up your eyeballs?

I haven't!

Go down and check if anybody's there?

Yes!

Dig out the eyeballs

Yes! Big Brother!

No...

Big Brother, it's out

His eyeballs are quite big

I'm finished

Big Brother, there're still two downstairs!

Good! Take this blind man down

and bring the other 2 up!

Yes!

Go!

Father, what should we do?

Don't let them find us

Be quick!

Take this...

Be quick!

Go...

Don't push me...

Go down!

Don't think of that! Big Brother Dai and I are good friends

I won't tell you definitely!

I'll kill you

Big Brother. I'll go down and check again!

So smart...

Chop him to pieces for soup making

No, I'm painful

Seize his arms

It's too cruel!

Listen,

find the pig out no matter by what means!

Yes!

Be quick. I'll go to piss first

I can't stand any more too

Hey... What are you doing?

I've finished

Why do you change clothes?

Why are you so hard. are you mad?

Go upstairs first

Help me climbing up

Crazy!

How dare you not to cooperate?

Go, come and I'll kill you!

I won't pay with you if you are so hard

We're not playing! Beat him!

Don't be so serious!

Help, why so hard?

That's too much!

Come out! They cheat you!

Who cheat me?

Rhino and Cone!

Come now!

Their clothes are not the same

Yes!

1,2,3,4,5,6

Come out, be quick!

Big Brother, I'll do it myself!

I don't need you too. I'll do it myself!

I'll do it myself

It's my turn!

Don't beat! Don't you want the 2 of them?

None of my business.

Play yourself

We'll go for tea since it's not our business!

What do you mean?

Is this not brotherhood?

You should not leave the two of us

Right,

we should let them leave safely first

Yes!

Don't care about him?

You don't cooperate with the police

I'll go first

I'll go too

You can't leave

We're encumbered by you two!

actually you are making fun of me!

Father,

we would rather die together!

It would so nice if we can leave now!

and find someone to help!

Yes, and call the police

Yes!

Some stupid people don't go away even if they go!

Freedom is more valuable than life

You mean me?

Kill the bitch

Too exaggerating

You, come out!

Stand still!

I really don't understand

Why are you afraid of these fools?

I didn't realise you are so smart?

You know Kung Fu?

Did I tell you I don't know?

Yes! She knows Kung Fu!

We'll rely on you!

My father is a martial arts teacher

Tell us. Who send you here?

I won't tell you

He must be sent form Mao!

Daughter, you shouldn't tell them!

Why should I be loyal!

They want your life. Why should you protect them?

Yes!

Go... Don't think any more!

Mao wants to betray you and kill you!

You should betray him first. Or you'll be killed!

Good, I'll be a witness

at last Dai had done a foolish thing:

Betraying others

and Mao is sent to court!

Just like a normal police story

all related people are bribed by Mao

as a result, he is pleaded innocent!

all are rubbish!

anyone who have seen a police story should know

No villains are pleaded guilty

In the next movie, I would rather be a villain

They are all innocent!

I can't stand it! I have to kill him!

Big Brother, don't be afraid!

What do you want?

It's alright!

I just can't control myself

I was dizzy!

Occasional neurotic!

But, now I've proved something

Thanks for teaching me

Thanks! See you later!

I can't stand it!

Now we're going to a lounge

Come if you have time!

No, thanks!

Let's go!

Please take care!

We are two hundred and fifty!

Idiot!

We overestimate ourselves!

The villains usually revenge!

In a 'hero movies',

there should be a car now

and a murderer with machine gun in hands

Lie down!

Banana...

Banana, are you alright?

You fool! How would I be alright with everything broken

are you painful?

are you mad? Of course I'm painful

But it won't be painful if I'm died

Will I die?

There's no resolution!

are you mad? Why are you taking about death?

Banana, let me ask you

before you die

It's been my mind for a long time

I want to ask you

Please ask!

Have you injected your bust?

I've told you not to ask

But, I have something from my mind too

Tell us, we are true friends

I'm dying! My father told me before

If I die before marrying,

the hell would send me to army

Can I marry one of you?

So I can come back to my husband later!

No,

I'm mourning for my mother. I can't marry

My mother has just died,

I can't marry

My whole family has died. I can't too!

What should I do?

Shut up.

You like Banana most

So you should marry her

Lo-han my husband...bye!

No! I want a divorce!

Divorce?

No, you can't marry other women

My God!

There is really problems among us! I'll call an ambulance

How can he kill like this?

Kill one person a day.

It'll be my turn soon!

No, I want a revenge!

We want to revenge too!

I have all sorts of weapons here. Please choose!

Uncle Kin. Do you have Siao Ma's wind jacket?

Yes! I have a whole range of hero clothes

Siao Ma's clothes are still here!

So many holes

Is this a wind jacket?

Siao Ma, Ken and

Chai have all worn that!

Have you counted how many holes in the body?

Very good looking

Good...

Smart!

Yes,

wear it on the street

Let's wear together!

Why do you walk like that?

a hero walk this way

How long do we still have to walk?

Should we run instead?

Yes!

Big Brother, cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Big Brother!

Thanks!

Congratulations for being innocent!

Innocent and back!

No dangers!

Unbeatable!

absolutely evil!

Big Brother, according to police stories

They must feel it's unfair,

and want to take private punishment

They must seek us for revenge!

They have come!

How is it, Cobra?

Don't worry. They can't go out anymore

Must have confidence

Chill, go with several guys to teach them a lesson

Yes!

Sorry, Mr. Dai!

You can't go in this way

Why not?

I'm familiar with this place

I'll be responsible for everything!

We'll be responsible too

We won't be wrong. We come to seek for Mao

It's not your business!

You're not responsible

Don't say anymore.

Follow me!

Hey! What are you doing?

I'll go in first.

Protect me!

Protect. Start!

Fire!

Why do you fire me?

Fire at them, not me

Get set! Spread out!

Fatty fellow, don't you dared to!

Stop it!...

Mao, let's clear up

all business between us

Where can you go?

No, it's painful!

Painful? It serves you right

You'll be alright if you stay inside

Don't follow me anymore

Of course you won't follow me

It's good that you know

Tie him!

Yes!

Don't push. I can't walk

Don't come here!

Go to hell

Don't run!

You old devil, just date with deers here!

Where are the other bastards?

I've said not to revenge!

You bastard!

You must die if I have bullets

Do you have bullets?

Bastard, why don't you say earlier?

Stand still!

Don't run...

Fire!

Terrible!

Pretend to die if you want to live!

Okay, I die!

Don't run...

Don't move, or I'll fire!

Well?...

Don't move, or I'll fire

You go to beat him down

Good!

I'll guard the door!

Put down the chair

No problem

Let's press him to death!

Good...

Let's do it together. Get ready!

One, two, three

Finished.

It's broken

Why don't you do it together!

You made me hurt!

Fire

Fire!

You think I don't want to? There's no bullet!

No bullet?! Good!

I kill you...

Go to hell...

I kill you!

Help!

Throwing rubbish

No!

OK! It's alright

Don't move!

Where's my father, Mao?

I'm in danger too.

How do I know where's your father?

Tell me, where?

I don't know!

Father!

are you alright?

alright! Just a little hurt by that deer

The usual story is always

after we finished

The police appear

Of course, or else you won't be so proud?

The ending of all police stories is the same

Villains have bad endings

Big Brother, please help me!

Don't dream!

You betrayed me,

and I don't punish you

You've really lucky! Don't go too far!

This is a police story,

not criminal story!

Legal punishment!

That'll be alright

Take him away!

Dai, please come to be witness

Sure!

Thank you everybody

Bullshit! His wife was dead

Don't be

depressed!

Dad, ou...

Officer Tso, all suspects have been arrested!

It's you?

She's my daughter, Banana Tso, senior inspector

She kept protecting you!

How would you help me if she didn't pretended dead

Sorry for cheating you so long!

My wife!

Who is your wife?

Why don't you admit me before?

The one who died is your wife

My wife!