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Have you ever had one of those
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weird, distressing thoughts
where you're just like, fuck!
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Where did that come from?
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Like something totally
inappropriate or shocking,
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like imagining your boss naked.
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- Mmm!
- Or punching an old person in the street.
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Or, er, jumping off a train platform.
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Most people can easily dismiss them,
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because you know deep down
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that you don't really
want to do those things.
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But what happens when
the part of your brain
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that allows you to dismiss those
thoughts isn't working properly?
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What happens if you get
those thoughts so regularly
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that they start to become a real
challenge to your sense of self
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that you just don't know
who you are any more?
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It's a bad day if it ends with you
freezing your tits off in a lay-by.
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As of two hours ago, my
life is fucked... literally.
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The kind of fucked you
cannot come back from.
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That might look like a smile,
but it's total delusion.
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Oh, I've already paid him, Mum.
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- Take that, come on, for the cab.
- No, Mum, I don't want your money.
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- No, Marnie, don't be silly, come on.
- Please, Mum...
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Oh, great, like I gave you a lap dance!
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Is there a function going on?
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Surprise!
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- Did you do this?!
- Come on!
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And our wee besom!
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How did you get everyone's numbers?!
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Hello.
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Sorry, it's the speech now.
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Speech!
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I wish my parents weren't so popular,
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then there wouldn't be so many of you!
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Um, I thought I'd say a few words
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for Mum and Dad's special anniversary.
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And they didn't have any
other kids, so it had to be me.
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On the plus side, being the only child,
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I do get all the inheritance.
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Thanks for having that vasectomy, Dad!
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Shout out to my pal Helen
for helping me pull this off,
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and to Gran for paying for it.
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Still got her credit card, she forgot.
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No, I'm only joking. I just kept it.
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No.
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What can I say about Mum and Dad?
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They just go together.
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They come as a pair.
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They're like...
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... trousers or scissors or spectacles.
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The world wouldn't make sense
if they weren't together.
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You inspire me.
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Ahhhh!
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And, on the third Friday of the month,
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let's just say you do not want to
be in the bedroom next to theirs!
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Massive third wheel!
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Shit...
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Um...
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Sorry!
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It's a bit shit for them,
'cos I still live at home.
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I'm one of those people who moves home,
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er, in with their parents after uni, um,
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and works their summer job till
something better comes along,
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and 13 months later still hasn't
done anything with her English degree.
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Except for write this...
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... collection of words.
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Errr...
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Uh... Stop...
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Er...
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Um...
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Fuck, er... Sh...
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Sorry. And my hands are sweating.
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Is it hot in here? It's, it's hot.
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It's hot!
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Ah!
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Ah, ah, ah, ah!
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Stop it!
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Welcome to the fucked-up
mystery that is my life.
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Sorry if that made you
a bit sick in your mouth.
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I've thought about a
lot of awful things,
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but that shitshow was
the mother of them all.
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When I was 14, I started having
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relentless graphic thoughts about sex.
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Not just sex-sex, fucked-up-sex.
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Sex-that-gets-you-arrested-sex.
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And 3,723 days later...
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it hasn't stopped.
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It's like The Sixth Sense,
but I don't see dead people.
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I see naked ones.
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I've turned everyone and everything
you can imagine into filth,
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except my family.
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Until today.
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Most people move to London
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to seek their fortune.
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I'll settle for some fucking answers.
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I'm doing them a favour.
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Nobody wants a pervert for a daughter...
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they can't stick THAT in
their Christmas newsletter.
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_
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That's not just a random nipple.
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That's 781 minutes of
thinking what I could do to it.
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Lick it,
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suck it,
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flick it...
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... milk it?
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Fuck's sake.
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- Hi.
- For fuck's sake, Marn.
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Your mum said you're in
fucking London! What the fuck?!
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You can't just fuck off to London
and expect me to do nothing.
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I was SO worried.
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I...
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I just keep...
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... thinking about all this stuff.
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What stuff?
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You always say that,
but you never say what.
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- I can't...
- Shh!
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Do you want me to come down?
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'Cos I will, I've got holidays to take.
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No, I don't want anyone with me.
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Well, what am I supposed to do if
I'm up here and you're down there?
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I don't know what's wrong with me!
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You're just a bit...
anxious, aren't you?
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That's what it is, it's anxiety.
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Everyone's got it.
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God, you're so mainstream!
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Speak to someone.
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Please?
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I'm really worried about you, Marn.
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S... s... so am I.
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Marnie Macauley, room 5.
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You won't shock me.
I've heard some things.
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Er... I just worry all the time.
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About sex stuff, mainly.
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And what triggers these worries?
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Anyone with genitalia.
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Who has an anxiety attack in
the M&S lingerie department
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or while watching Lorraine?
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Oh, um...
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So, what is it about those
situations that... distresses you?
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Well, um...
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With Lorraine, er,
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I was watching it and
I noticed her shoes,
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'cos she always has nice shoes on,
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and I noticed the pointy heels, and...
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... then I thought about
where she could put one,
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like in her vagina.
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And then I was like,
why did I think that?
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Do I want to do that to Lorraine?
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So then I tried to unthink it,
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but it just made me think about it more,
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and then it was an hour later and
I was still thinking about it, and...
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... I couldn't breathe.
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That's why it distressed me.
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So you mostly think about women?
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- Not just women, but...
- You have explicit
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sexual thoughts about
them and it upsets you?
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Is it possible you could be gay?
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Is being gay so hard to imagine?
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I haven't been with a woman.
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I've spent so much time
trying to decide if I want to,
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and I moved home to the
Borders after uni so I couldn't,
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'cos it's home, and you
can't sleep with a woman
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'cos she probably goes
to Zumba with your mum,
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and you can't go to the doctor because
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sometimes he comes over to play
penny whistle with your dad.
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Not a euphemism, it actually happens.
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You're not at home any more.
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Sorry!
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I had it left over from a work
party, and I couldn't resist.
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'Cos Marnie's in the house! Woo! Woo!
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Woo! Come in! Come in, come in.
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- Thanks so much for letting me stay.
- Thanks for wanting to!
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You look amazing, by the way.
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Oh, thanks. So do you.
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So, what have you been up to?
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I've not seen you since
school, except on Instagram.
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And that one time at
the Co-op at Christmas.
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Erm, just... uni.
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And moved home for a bit.
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- Worked at the golf club.
- Yeah, then what?
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Erm... cut to now!
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Oh!
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I thought you would have
written a book by now,
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- or at least have a podcast, or...
- That's why I'm here!
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- Thanks again for letting me stay!
- It's fine, it'll be just like school.
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Except you'll have to talk to me,
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and your friends won't victimise me!
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So, erm, where's your spare room?
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Funny!
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Yeah, well, I still
need to clear it out.
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Oh, you're serious?
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Well, I did say it was a little
bijou, but, it's London, you know.
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But it's private, it's got a
door. Look, you can close it.
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Thanks.
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It's just going to be for a
bit while I get myself sorted.
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So what made you come to London?
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- Just fancied a change.
- Oh, yeah, me too.
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I'm learning shiatsu at the moment,
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'cos I work in corporate for
Pets For All, and it's really dry.
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I can't even remember the
last time I touched an animal.
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So let me know if you want a massage.
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- Oh, I'm good, thanks.
- Or anything that'll make your stay more comfortable.
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Like a cup of tea, toothpaste,
biscuits, sanitary towel.
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Oyster card, tourist
information leaflet.
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Whatever you need, just say.
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I can get you anything.
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Except drugs.
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Well, I can get you cat
tranquilisers from work, but...
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It's OK, I brought my own.
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- Oh, did you?
- No!
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No. Erm, thanks, though.
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You're a really good friend.
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Yeah, well...
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I'm going to go to the
shops, but these are for you!
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- Thanks!
- Welcome to London, mate!
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It's just a roomful of women.
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I've been in loads of them.
Toilets, fitting rooms,
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Emily Brontë Society...
This'll be just like that.
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Except I'm wasted, and I won't
have to discuss Wuthering Heights.
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- Yes?
- Can I get a vodka soda, please?
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- Do you have some ID?
- To see if I'm gay?
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- To see if you're that.
- Oh! Sure. Sorry.
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Thanks.
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I like your top.
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You can tap here.
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Thanks.
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Can I get you a drink?
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- Thanks. I'm teetotal till Tuesday.
- Why?
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For this article I'm writing.
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I'm like the Duracell
bunny, and my skin is mint,
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but I'm boring as fuck on a night out.
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Especially when your mates
are hammered by half eight.
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Are you a writer?
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Sorry, do you mind?
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She's, like, right there in front of me,
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and she thinks I'm looking down her top.
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Which I was, because
that's what I'm like.
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So...
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... been gay for long?
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Who asks that?
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Have you just come out or something?
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Well, I've opened the door!
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I don't want any drama.
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Me neither. Erm, I just want... pussy.
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So who do you write for?
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Ethel.
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- It's this online magazine.
- Wow!
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I wish I could write professionally.
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So what have you been doing?
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I've just been living my life.
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And then, suddenly, I was
like, "I hate my life".
257
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:28,793
So, the other day I was like,
"Fuck it, I don't have to do this".
258
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,331
I packed a bag, got
on a bus in Scotland,
259
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,555
and got off a bus in London.
260
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,966
The other day?
261
00:18:36,987 --> 00:18:41,050
Well, yeah. Yesterday, I was
like, "I have to do this now!"
262
00:18:51,828 --> 00:18:53,463
Well, we're always looking for interns,
263
00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:55,784
so you should send us your CV.
264
00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:57,162
Yeah?
265
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,519
Cool! Thanks.
266
00:18:59,798 --> 00:19:04,129
Obviously, that will be
redacted if your moves are shite.
267
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,921
♪ I feel depressed, I feel so bad ♪
268
00:19:13,925 --> 00:19:17,827
♪ 'Cos you're the best
girl that I've ever had ♪
269
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:24,195
♪ I can't get your love,
I can't get a fraction ♪
270
00:19:26,044 --> 00:19:29,946
♪ Uh-oh, little girl,
psychotic reaction ♪
271
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:32,995
♪ And it feels like this! ♪
272
00:19:48,779 --> 00:19:51,991
- I'm going to the loo.
- All right.
273
00:20:41,368 --> 00:20:43,039
My hand's so sweaty.
274
00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:44,793
Must be like holding a flipper.
275
00:20:44,918 --> 00:20:47,255
Is that desire or anxiety?
276
00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:53,460
Here's a feeling. I'm pissed off!
277
00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:56,799
- Oh, hey, Amber. You all right?
- Yeah, not bad, yourself?
278
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:59,048
- How's the art stuff going?
- Yeah.
279
00:20:59,173 --> 00:21:01,638
Just... yeah.
280
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:06,279
Right, after you.
281
00:21:11,746 --> 00:21:14,597
So, what was it this time?
Did you not like her drawings?
282
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,267
Doesn't matter, it's finished.
283
00:21:26,902 --> 00:21:28,503
Hi, I'm Marnie.
284
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,737
Joe.
285
00:21:31,196 --> 00:21:32,593
Babe, it's not a meeting.
286
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,553
Yeah, sorry, that was really formal.
287
00:21:34,604 --> 00:21:36,078
Anyway, I should let you two...
288
00:21:36,116 --> 00:21:37,375
It's OK, you don't have to...
289
00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:39,139
It's fine, he's going to go upstairs
290
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,772
and listen to James Blake on repeat.
291
00:21:40,897 --> 00:21:42,633
It's what he usually does.
292
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,963
So... which one's yours?
293
00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:53,139
Um, it's that one.
294
00:21:57,851 --> 00:21:59,166
Right.
295
00:22:09,485 --> 00:22:11,081
Just make yourself at home.
296
00:22:12,424 --> 00:22:14,201
It's like Pinterest in here.
297
00:22:15,531 --> 00:22:16,991
When Nanna died,
298
00:22:17,327 --> 00:22:20,238
- I got loads of her furniture.
- Cool.
299
00:22:21,204 --> 00:22:22,842
Not that your gran died,
300
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:25,725
but that you got free stuff out of her.
301
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,337
And loads of perfume.
302
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,112
I smell like a dead old lady.
303
00:22:36,116 --> 00:22:38,949
No, I'm being serious. Go on, smell.
304
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,064
Do you have anything to drink?
305
00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:45,666
Like booze or something?
306
00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:48,255
No, I binned it all when
I went teetotal, didn't I?
307
00:22:53,061 --> 00:22:54,713
So...
308
00:22:55,954 --> 00:22:57,633
what shall we do?
309
00:23:05,653 --> 00:23:09,613
I'm just going to go to the
loo, again. I drank a lot.
310
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,945
It's upstairs.
311
00:23:33,123 --> 00:23:35,996
Amber told me to make
myself at home, and...
312
00:23:36,725 --> 00:23:42,277
When I'm at home, I like to
relax with a nice glass of sherry.
313
00:23:43,462 --> 00:23:45,118
That's sherry vinegar.
314
00:23:46,523 --> 00:23:48,160
I'm realising that now.
315
00:23:48,444 --> 00:23:51,626
I've got some vodka in my room.
316
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,790
Are you bragging or offering?
317
00:23:55,322 --> 00:23:56,745
I'm offering.
318
00:24:00,905 --> 00:24:04,889
Then I'll have some,
with a vinaigrette chaser.
319
00:24:06,508 --> 00:24:07,996
It's OK, you don't have to come.
320
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:10,590
Yeah. No, I'll wait here.
321
00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:13,814
Why did I think that?
322
00:24:14,089 --> 00:24:15,382
Do I want that?
323
00:24:15,507 --> 00:24:16,907
What if I did that?
324
00:24:17,476 --> 00:24:19,444
I can't get distracted by cock.
325
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,343
Cocks ruin enough already.
326
00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:24,310
They're not ruining my
first lesbian encounter.
327
00:24:38,058 --> 00:24:41,002
- Straight?
- Well, I'm with Amber, so...
328
00:24:43,344 --> 00:24:45,672
Oh... I've not got any mixers.
329
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,235
Straight's fine.
330
00:25:07,436 --> 00:25:08,694
You all right?
331
00:25:11,488 --> 00:25:13,863
Amber will be wondering where I am.
332
00:25:16,513 --> 00:25:18,879
It's like having sexual FOMO.
333
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,479
Why am I thinking about men
334
00:25:20,512 --> 00:25:22,644
when I should be thinking about women?
335
00:25:23,348 --> 00:25:26,175
The only way I'll know
what I feel in my body
336
00:25:26,185 --> 00:25:28,858
is if I feel nothing in my head.
337
00:25:31,937 --> 00:25:34,409
On a scale of one to fucked up,
338
00:25:34,428 --> 00:25:37,427
how fucked up would
it be if I drank this?
339
00:25:58,379 --> 00:25:59,600
I think we should have sex.
340
00:25:59,638 --> 00:26:02,026
Whoa, keeno!
341
00:26:03,850 --> 00:26:05,356
Are you OK?
342
00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:09,812
- You've had quite a bit to drink.
- Yeah, it makes me really horny.
343
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,661
You taste really minty.
344
00:26:20,282 --> 00:26:21,910
We should lie down.
345
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:28,115
- Are you sure? We can just chill.
- Shh, Judgy McJudgerson.
346
00:26:42,694 --> 00:26:44,367
I'll do that.
347
00:26:44,717 --> 00:26:46,524
It's a lot easier.
348
00:26:46,845 --> 00:26:49,475
They get real tight at the ankles.
349
00:27:01,075 --> 00:27:04,737
It's impossible to
do this in a sexy way!
350
00:27:11,933 --> 00:27:13,659
OK, boss.
351
00:27:15,782 --> 00:27:18,254
Oh, your knickers are off too.
352
00:27:18,592 --> 00:27:21,933
I can put them back
on if it's a problem?
353
00:27:22,149 --> 00:27:24,691
No. It's fine.
354
00:27:50,174 --> 00:27:51,818
Keep going, that's it.
355
00:27:53,043 --> 00:27:54,600
Oh, yes.
356
00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:57,154
Oh, darling...
357
00:27:57,279 --> 00:28:00,227
- Oh!
- What the fuck?
358
00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:04,023
Fuck. Fuck.
359
00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:06,236
What happened?
360
00:28:08,373 --> 00:28:10,466
I don't think you're my type.
361
00:28:11,569 --> 00:28:13,108
What?
362
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,571
I've never done it with a girl before.
363
00:28:25,898 --> 00:28:27,968
I didn't know you were that new.
364
00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:30,908
You're practically still
in your wrapping. Christ.
365
00:28:30,966 --> 00:28:34,832
Sorry. I've really got to go now, bye.
366
00:28:34,867 --> 00:28:38,356
Well, at least let me
get you a taxi or...
367
00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:44,084
Oh, you fucking twat.
368
00:29:03,806 --> 00:29:05,573
Fucking stop!
369
00:29:05,876 --> 00:29:08,051
I want it to stop.
370
00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:18,840
- Shit! Oh. You OK?
- Sorry.
371
00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:20,391
I got a mixer.
372
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,619
I didn't go out especially.
I was going... Whoa!
373
00:29:26,249 --> 00:29:29,509
- Sorry.
- It's fine, you missed. You all right?
374
00:29:30,606 --> 00:29:32,285
Yeah...
375
00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:35,026
Let's get this out of the way.
376
00:29:35,061 --> 00:29:37,195
No, it's OK, you don't have to...
377
00:29:37,207 --> 00:29:39,265
What did you eat?
378
00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:46,665
I'm disgusting. There's
sick on the street.
379
00:29:46,790 --> 00:29:49,685
A fox will eat it.
Now, that's disgusting.
380
00:29:50,087 --> 00:29:53,178
- Those people are looking.
- It's London.
381
00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:55,236
Nobody gives a shit.
382
00:29:56,012 --> 00:29:58,433
As long as you don't
mug them or talk to them,
383
00:29:58,456 --> 00:29:59,669
you can do what you like.
384
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,711
That's what's so good about it.
385
00:30:01,728 --> 00:30:03,553
Why do you think people
come and live here?
386
00:30:06,703 --> 00:30:08,388
Do you want my number?
387
00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:12,295
Oh, confusing, and forward.
388
00:30:12,636 --> 00:30:14,316
Give me your phone.
389
00:30:17,013 --> 00:30:20,063
- You definitely won't remember this.
- I will.
390
00:30:20,972 --> 00:30:24,197
I will remember this,
391
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,850
'cos it's quite nice.
392
00:30:30,786 --> 00:30:32,110
Will you be OK?
393
00:30:32,145 --> 00:30:34,571
- You want me to get you a cab or something?
- No!
394
00:30:34,641 --> 00:30:36,005
I'm a feminist.
395
00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:40,623
If you follow me, it's
harassment, so don't, please.
396
00:30:42,624 --> 00:30:45,902
I'll just watch until
you get round the corner.
397
00:30:47,651 --> 00:30:49,698
Hey, this isn't creepy.
398
00:30:54,031 --> 00:30:55,728
This is creepy.
399
00:31:07,227 --> 00:31:10,242
People here don't give a shit what I do.
400
00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:13,799
What if I sucked off that man?
401
00:31:14,301 --> 00:31:16,388
What if I finger-banged that woman?
402
00:31:16,423 --> 00:31:19,054
What if I wanked on that bollard?
403
00:31:26,064 --> 00:31:30,236
I could do anything and no
one would even notice me.
404
00:31:30,734 --> 00:31:36,082
I'm anonymous, a nobody, a
stranger. I could be anyone.
405
00:31:36,116 --> 00:31:38,556
London doesn't give a shit what that is.
406
00:31:53,326 --> 00:31:56,569
I am lost in a city of 8 million people.
407
00:31:56,942 --> 00:31:59,747
But I will find myself here.
408
00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:03,316
Even if that does make me
sound like a massive wanker.
409
00:32:03,676 --> 00:32:06,495
Something is wrong with me!
410
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:03,890
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