Original subtitles

[♪]

[THUDDING]

[GASPING]

[THUDDING CONTINUES] [GASPS]

[THUDDING INTENSIFIES]

[GASPS]

Who is it?

[SHUDDERS]

Whoa!

[SHUDDERING]

Who are you? What do you want?

Revenge!

[ZANE WHIMPERS]

[SNARLS]

[GASPS, WHIMPERS]

[♪]

[BEEPING RAPIDLY]

[PANTING]

[ALL SCREAM]

No, no.

[ROARS]

Zane. Wake up, Zane.

Cole’s about to beat your high score.

[GASPING]

Jay, I just had a terrible nightmare.

Oh I’m afraid it’s not a dream, Zane. It’s real.

Cole’s about to beat your high score!

Not that. I had a nightmare

something terrible’s going to happen.

There was an evil serpent with a weapon,

and it zapped me with it, and there was an ice castle.

and a dragon and--

Shh, shh. Relax, Zane.

It was just a dream.

It was a vision.

Zane, when was the last time

one of your visions actually came true?

All of my visions have come true.

Uh, like which?

Like the vision about the Titanium Dragon,

and before that, about the Green Ninja,

and before that, about the--

Okay, okay, but this is different.

Now, seriously,

Cole’s about to beat your Lava-Zombie score,

and I don’t wanna miss it. So come on.

[NARRATOR READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]

Get the guy on the left.

[THUMPING, BEEPING]

Cole you’re on

[SINGSONGY] fire!

[THUMPING, BEEPING]

NYA: Whoo-hoo! You did it!

[ALL CHEERING]

That was awesome!

Whoo-hoo! Lava-Zombie king.

Aw, man. We missed it.

Congratulations, Cole.

That is quite an achievement.

Thanks, buddy. No hard feelings?

Of course not.

Ah, good.

’Cause my arm is pretty sore.

I’m sore just from watching.

Know what I’m thinking?

[IN UNISON] Hot tub!

Kai, a little heat please?

But of course.

[NINJA GIGGLE]

[ALL SIGH]

[SLURPS SODA]

Ah. This is the life.

Oh, we earned it, pal. Ah.

Fighting all those bad guys,

saving Ninjago.

[DOOR OPENS] [ALL GASP]

I can’t believe

we’re back to this. [PASSES GAS]

What?

After every big victory,

you get lazy.

Complacent. Careless.

Uh, that is not true. [SLURPS]

We’re recovering.

We’re resting our muscles.

It was months ago.

Months? Really?

Are you sure?

Yes.

Oh, well, who’s counting?

I am. Look at yourselves.

You’ve gone soft.

You do nothing all day

but play video games

and eat cake,

and soak in this... This...

Hot tub?

It’s not a hot tub!

It’s the sacred Bell of Divinity.

Out! Out! All of you!

[NINJA COMPLAINING]

[THUDS]

Emergency meeting in the monastery.

In three minutes.

You have become soft.

Lazy.

Flabby.

Okay, that’s getting a tad personal.

Nobody has gone soft, Master Wu.

I promise you, [SLURPS]

we are in perfect condition.

[BELCHES]

Silence.

Since ancient times,

the hills around this monastery

have been populated

by a species of highly aggressive predator.

The first monks built the walls extra tall

to keep them out.

They failed.

[CREATURE SNARLING] Many monks were lost.

What’s in the box?

In order to survive,

the monks became faster, stronger, more cunning.

They evolved into ninja.

To this day, it is a test

that every ninja must face.

Uh, test?

[SLURPS]

To prove their courage,

they must survive five minutes

in a room with one of these.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[♪]

[CREAKS]

[CLUCKING]

[EXCLAIMS, THEN LAUGHS]

He had me going there for a sec.

Heh, who knew Wu had a sense of humor?

Ha-ha-ha.

[SHRIEKS]

[NINJA CLAMORING]

[BELL DINGS]

[CLAMORING CEASES]

[ALL GROAN]

[CLUCKING]

Hey.

we got the chicken.

Yeah, it’s in the box.

We’re-- We’re as sharp as ever.

You are weak and slow.

A ninja’s guard is never down!

A ninja expects the unexpected.

He is ready for anything.

Right.

[BELCHES] That’s us.

[CHUCKLES]

We shall see.

What does that mean? [CHICKEN ROARS]

[♪]

Whoa.

Whoa. Ow, ow, ow, ow

[CLUCKS]

[SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[WAILS]

Ganache frosting.

[YELLS]

This has to stop.

We have to do something, Lloyd!

Okay, okay. Let me think.

This is ridiculous.

Let’s just go and talk to him.

Like reasonable ninja.

[♪]

Master Wu, is there anything that we can do,

as a group, that would prove to you

that we have not gone soft?

So you could stop booby-trapping stuff?

There is one thing.

What’s that?

Prove me wrong

by defeating me in combat.

Combat?

But I thought you said

fighting never proves anything.

Except in this case.

It will prove you can still fight.

We can’t fight you.

You’re our master.

And no offense, but,

well, you’re kinda old.

Ah, is that why?

You sure you aren’t...

afraid?

[LAUGHING AND SCOFFING] Yeah, right.

Then prove it.

Attack me.

[♪]

Hyah. [GRUNTS]

[GASPS, GRUNTS] Fail.

[YELLS] Fail.

[GROANS] Fail.

Hyah.

Whoa!

[GASPS] WU: Fail.

[GASPS, SHOUTS] Fail.

Hyah.

[GROANS] [CHUCKLES]

Fail.

[GRUNTS] Okay, it’s on.

No more Mr. Nice-Ninja.

Come on guys, we can take him.

You wanna rumble? You got the rumble.

What?

WU: Your elemental powers

no longer obey you. Hyah!

[CHUCKLES, THEN GRUNTS] Hyah!

Well, I haven’t forgotten how to use mine.

[GRUNTS] [GASPS]

Uh, Zane?

[GRUNTS, GROANS] [CHUCKLES]

Gosh, sorry.

Fire!

Hmm.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING] Get his legs! Hold him!

Those are my legs!

[SIGHS] WU: Slow and clumsy.

Huh? How’d he get up there?

This is getting embarrassing!

Ninja go!

Whoa.

Mm.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Ah!

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS] Ouch.

[ALL YELLING]

[INHALES AND EXHALES SHARPLY]

[CHUCKLES]

[♪]

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS]

Fail.

[GROANS]

[ALL GROANING]

Ganache frosting...

KAI: Maybe Wu’s right.

JAY: I think so.

LLOYD: We need a quest.

NYA: Yeah. ZANE: Uh-huh.

[SCREECHING]

Oh, no.

JAY: Aw, you gotta be kidding me.

[SCREECHES]

[NINJA YELLING]

JAY: I looked it in the eye!

[♪]

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