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It's fake.

Episode 2

The spots there mean that it's suffering from fusarium wilt.

What's wrong with that child?

I know I watered it.

Maybe it didn't get enough sunlight.

Seriously...

Have some coffee.

Have some coffee.

This is kopi luwak.

Made with top one percent special coffee beans.

- You're so sensible. - Very good.

Thank you.

Luwak is coffee bean from the poop of asian palm civets.

Poop?

It's hot!

Watch your mouth, and don't get burned.

Okay.

Maybe it was done by someone who got disqualified.

So don't worry.

You didn't intentionally try to hide it.

Plastic surgery is no big deal these days.

Yeah...

It's not like I lied about my experience or education.

I almost got caught...

It got caught?

No, it didn't.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to catch a mouse.

I think there's a mouse around here these days.

I found a hole and all.

I need to catch it before it eats all the leaves...

and free it in the mountains.

Then you should use poison...

You think you can catch it using this toy?

What's this?

Ms. Ji Na, can you hold this for a little bit?

Keep holding it, and pull on it.

I just thought of something.

Excuse me... Can you move?

I said move!

Come on, walk quickly.

Hurry.

Hello.

- Where are we going? - Over there.

Ms. Ji Na, no...

Help me.

How much did you eat?

No!

It's not like that, no...

No!

It's not like that.

No!

What's wrong with these intellectuals?

They only know how to drink. They don't know how to clean up...

What's going on?

- Do you have scissors? - Scissors?

Yeah, I do.

Can you cut this off?

Cut it off?

Cut what off?

This.

I'm okay. Just cut it off.

I'm sure you don't care, but he'll have to live his whole life...

Forget it!

Just cut it off!

Scissors...

Oh, no...

This...

You left this behind.

You and I...

We have nothing to do with each other anymore.

Hello.

He's IM's face and faith, and he controls the pace here.

That's Director Kang Hee Chul.

Watch out for his poker face.

This is the resting area for the employees.

There's a simple sleeping and shower facility.

Of course, the rooftop garden must be on the rooftop, right?

This is the meeting room.

She's six months pregnant but she acts like she's ready to give birth.

Watch out for her. [Oh Mi Ran, manager and copywriter]

- Here you go. - Thank you.

She enjoys working at night clubs, and playing at work.

She calls herself a trendsetter. She's got an obscure fashion.

[Julia, art director]

He's a genius.

Our genius art director.

Please assist him well. [Hong Jang Pyung, art director]

I'm sorry.

She may not have good ideas, but she's very energetic.

[Geum Ah Young, art director]

That's it for now.

If you are curious about anything else...

find out on your own.

I have to go to a meeting.

Bye-bye.

What are you doing?

I want to throw something out...

but it's hard.

Why?

There's gum stuck to it?

It's a woman's earring.

Yeah, it is.

But why do you have that?

I was trampled under a woman on the rooftop.

Her hair was stuck here, so we were trying to get it unstuck...

This must have fallen off.

What were you doing that a woman's hair got stuck down there?

It was a little reckless.

Wow, samba...

Then why are you throwing out such a great trophy?

She said our relationship is over.

She just threw it out.

What?

Then she won't do that with you anymore?

No.

Then why did you take out that disgraceful item?

I'm not sure.

It is trash...

- But I feel like it's not trash. - Hey!

Trash is trash.

There's no such thing as trash that doesn't feel like trash!

You know there are certain items...

- Like stuff found under a dresser... - Under a dresser...

You don't know how long it's been there, or why it's there...

- You don't know its origins... - Origins...

It's not really an item you want to keep...

but not really trash, either.

There's just something there that you can't throw it out.

Hey, what are you talking about?

By that something... Do you mean a kind of feeling?

- Feeling? - Feeling?

Did you feel something, or do you feel like you'll feel something?

Yeah, a feeling.

- Feeling... - Then it's true...

You like her.

He likes her?

No way.

Him?

From a woman's point of view, I'm sure he likes her.

A woman's point of view? You're just a little girl...

You call yourself a woman?

- I know better about women than you. - I'm a woman, too.

Hey! Soo Ji!

My darn popularity...

Mom, why did you make me so handsome?

Seriously...

Don't worry. Everyone is like that during adolescence.

Manager Oh...

Is it always this quiet?

It seems quiet, right?

But inside their heads, there's a battle going on.

I thought you were going out to the site.

What time is it?

It's already so late. I got to go.

Who wants to go?

- I'll go! - I'll go!

Okay.

Then both of you follow me.

- But where... - Where are we going?

A commercial shooting site.

- What commercial... - are they shooting there?

Makeup.

What's wrong with you two?

You better do well both of you.

- Okay. - Okay.

Thirty cups for take out.

- Huh? - Huh?

You have ten minutes.

- Okay! - Okay!

Thirty cups of coffee!

Hurry up.

Ready, one, two, three...

Action!

Expression...

Okay, cut!

We'll fix her hair, and start over.

Wait just a bit. You should take a short break.

- Manager Oh, when did you come? - Just now.

- Congrats on your promotion. - Thank you.

What are you waiting for?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The director will be here soon.

I see.

What are you staying here for?

- Go and pass out the coffee. - Okay.

Have some coffee!

Have some coffee.

- But who are they? - They are interns.

I guess they hire only good-looking women.

You were really pretty before, too.

No, not really...

Actually, people used to call me Audrey of the advertising world.

Here's coffee...

Oh, no...

Ji Na, how could you spill coffee on her?

Are you okay?

What happened?

Yoo Ji Na, you should have been careful.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

Will you be okay? You can still shoot?

This is insane.

I need to empty out the studio in one hour.

I can't rent out the studio again just to shoot this part.

Director, the clip of the feet is important, right?

The main line is 'From head to toe...'

The point is that you can use this product all over your body.

We can't take the feet out.

Then could we possibly find one amongst the female staff?

Director Kang.

Is there anyone who's confident about their feet?

This is it! Let's go with her!

Get ready to film!

I'll take care of things here, you should go in.

You are pregnant and all.

Would that be okay?

Thank you.

Are you ready? Here we go.

One, two, three, action!

The face doesn't come out.

Legs... Down to her toes...

Be sexy, and stretch out your legs.

Feet...

Move...

Cut!

Look...

Do it lovingly and be sexy...

Stretch them out nicely.

Do it right, come on! We don't even have time.

Touch up her feet again.

Yes, sir!

Wipe off the dirt...

Her feet?

- Ready? - Yes.

- Standby! - Okay!

Okay!

One, two, three...

Action!

Move the toes slowly...

Slowly...

- My toes! - Sorry!

I got cramps...

Wait...

Are you okay?

Sit down.

At the filming site today...

There were a lot of mistakes.

But you two worked really hard.

Everyone makes mistakes.

What matters is whether you become a failure after making the mistake...

or succeed after making the mistake.

Ms. Yoo Ji Na?

Yes?

Is your hand okay?

It looked like you burned yourself before.

It's fine.

Ms. Jung Hye Mi, are your feet okay?

Yes, they are fine.

Then, fine.

The reason I called the two of you here...

Are you aware of our company's tradition?

I do. You are talking about the anniversary party, right?

Wait...

If you knew about it, you must have prepared for it.

There's not much to prepare.

In Europe, you need to enjoy a few leisure activities to be middle class.

I'll just do what I always do.

It's for the company anniversary...

Shouldn't it be special?

I don't know...

I've seen many make a fool of themselves trying too hard.

Yeah?

I've seen many fail playing it too safe.

Sir?

What's this?

It's a popularity vote box.

I used my talent to do this. Do you like it?

Try smiling.

It looks exactly like you.

I drew well. It looks exactly the same.

What's taking her so long?

So at your company's anniversary party...

you have to put on a talent show?

Yeah.

But they are also having a popularity vote that day.

I need to win no matter what.

- So you want to do magic? - Yeah.

I need to make a big impact in a short amount of time.

The magic show in the middle of the performance would be perfect.

Can you introduce me to that magician?

You said he gets paid hourly.

Please?

Mal Sook...

Then...

Will you do me a favor, too?

What is it?

What do you call it...

That luxury bag hanging from your closet...

Buy me one of that.

- What? - That looked like the real thing.

Why?

You said my life is nothing but imitations.

That's true...

Then...

What's your address...

You should hear me out...

I'll buy you one.

I'll get you one.

Happy?

I'll be back.

Works really good.

I'll be back!

Yes.

I'm at the location you mentioned.

From here...

- Turn around. - I turned around.

Come slowly...

Walk forward.

Act natural.

Which way do I go now?

Do you see the empty store? The one with the sign 'Firenze?'

Come that way.

Ms. Ji Na!

Hey!

Ms. Ji Na!

Oh, no...

You are making me play spy.

Sorry, did it hurt?

The enforcements are really tight these days.

It's hard for us, too.

It's okay. Just show me the item.

You are so impatient.

Let's see...

Ms. Ji Na!

Look at this.

It's this, right?

There's only one of this left.

Ms. Ji Na!

This is bad.

The regulars are even worse.

You know well that our imitations are the best.

Wait.

Yes, police station.

Hello?

Is this the police station?

Yes.

A van has kidnapped a woman.

You shouldn't be making prank calls.

Help.

I'm hanging up.

You should count it.

I'm sure you put in the right amount.

- Yes, police station. - Hello?

- Is this the police station? - Hey, kid...

This is a new item, you want to see?

You'll get arrested if you keep pranking.

I'm not lying. This is real!

Hey, where are you? Don't hang up.

Locate him, and bring him in now!

Go now!

Ms. Ji Na!

Ms. Ji Na!

Ms. Ji Na!

What's this?

Right there. He's over there.

Hey, clown...

Hello.

Pull over.

Pull over.

Hurry.

Stop, pull the bike over.

This is insane.

What do I do?

Ms. Ji Na!

Pull over.

Ms. Ji Na!

Clown, pull over.

Ms. Ji Na!

Over here!

Let me get off.

Let me get off first.

Stop right there.

Ms. Ji Na!

I said stop.

Follow him.

Pull over.

Okay, okay. Get him.

Ms. Ji Na.

I got you.

- I've been trying to get you... - It's not me, it's them.

What's this?

Aren't these imitation bags?

This is insane.

This is all Mal Sook's fault.

What do I do?

What do I do?

So it really was real. I thought you were prank calling.

Thank you.

There's so much imitations these days, it was a big headache.

They are so sneaky. It's been really hard for us.

I just...

But...

how did you know that the van was selling imitation goods?

You could sense it?

I was on my way to deliver flowers.

- What's wrong with you? - We are flower delivering clown couple.

Is that true?

I really like the smiling clown.

There's a lot of events like this these days.

Just look ahead and walk.

I don't know who you are, or why you did this to me.

I won't ask you anything.

I forgive you.

It's me.

Me.

Oh, no!

Oh, no...

Why did you get in that van before?

Ms. Ji Na!

No way.

It's Mr. Unfortunate...

What wrong did I do in my previous life?

That damn Mr. Unfortunate.

Damn.

What the heck is this?

The reason deserts are beautiful...

is because somewhere there is an oasis.

An oasis you can find only with your heart and not eyes.

Why can't the eyes see what's really important?

Why don't people believe in truths?

The puzzling riddles are troubling me tonight.

Can you tell what it is?

I'm sorry.

It's my morning sickness.

It's soy sauce.

Soy sauce?

It's not just any soy sauce.

It's traditional soy sauce.

Unlike soy sauce on the market these days that skip fermentation and use chemicals.

This particular soy sauce was fermented using traditional processes

with no additives or food coloring.

The company wants us to emphasize that point.

So they want us to focus on the fact it's well-intentioned soy sauce.

But everything is well-intentioned these days.

I don't think that will be enough to make it stand out from other products.

That's a good observation for a newbie.

You can present your idea at our next meeting then.

Everyone's heads must be hurting. I'll treat you to brunch.

I made a fool of myself in the beginning. I need to redeem myself.

Let's go let out some steam.

You are really cool.

I'm getting to really like you now.

Really?

After smelling all that soy sauce, I've been craving something sweet.

You are so sensible. I like you.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Okay.

- Let's go. - I'm not going.

Huh?

Let's go.

I don't like brunch.

Should I order more?

No...

But this is more like crunch, and not brunch.

Crunch?

Creative lunch.

Crunch.

Oh...

But you must have had some major work done on your face.

It wasn't that much.

Manager Oh, why are you bringing that up now?

You are embarrassing her.

That's true.

You had a lot of work done on your face, too, right?

Manager Oh.

But you didn't fix anything up?

- No. - Really?

Yes.

Your breasts are really real?

It runs in the family.

In our family, mine are the smallest.

We've met before, right?

You know her?

I'm not sure...

Just recently...

Italy...

You know Firenze.

I remember now.

Firenze, right?

Thinking back to that day, I get so upset...

I don't know how they found out, they got right behind us...

It was a really good auction.

Everybody was dying to buy the items.

There was this one of a kind bag.

And she's the one who got it.

We are in the middle of a conversation.

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry...

- My darn profession... - What do you do?

I'm a manager for a luxury brand shop.

Being that I work in the field...

When I look at such stylish women...

I can't just pass by.

I'm sorry for bothering you.

Enjoy yourselves.

Sorry.

You've got some talent.

Thanks to you getting out of there, they had no proof of my sales.

I avoided getting harsh punishments.

Thank you.

I'm going.

I guess you come from a rich family.

Huh?

No, it's not like that.

I heard one of the new hirees was a daughter of a rich family. It was you?

- Really? - No...

It's good to have a rich family. You shouldn't hide that.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah.

It's like a different world in here.

It's astonishing how little has changed here.

That's why I like it here.

Are you upset that I came?

I was just a little surprised.

I didn't think you would come.

Yeah...

I can understand.

Back then...

I only thought about myself.

Every day is a struggle.

So salty.

You got an idea?

You were looking for this?

Thank you.

But you didn't bring this for someone else?

Whenever I come here, I always bring two just in case.

Why?

I heard that it tastes better when they drink it with me.

That's what the female employees say.

Drink it.

How does the coffee taste?

Andy Warhol said this

'A coke is a coke, and no amount of money can get you a better coke'

'than the one the bum on the corner is drinking.'

Coffee is coffee.

How is the preparation for the anniversary party going?

Working hard on it.

You'll have to do better than what you did at the interview.

Everybody who saw you at the interview has high expectations.

I won't let them down.

I thought you wanted me to introduce you to the magician.

Number two exit at Hong University. Magic club, Aladdin.

Copperfield, go visit him there.

Excuse me.

- Are you Mr. Copperfield? - You must be Black Rose's friend.

Black Rose?

Welcome.

Before we start, you'll have to pay.

Here.

Then, should we start?

Huh?

There are many ways to do the illusion magic of cutting up a person.

This is a more classic method.

This is a bending sword.

It's the best for beginners.

What if the sword doesn't bend?

Never.

That may happen to amateurs.

But that will never happen to a professional like myself.

Are you ready? Smile.

Here it comes.

Thank you.

When did you come?

Just now.

I look shabby, right?

No, not at all.

Take your time getting changed and come out.

I'll take you home.

What if you get sick?

I didn't want you to wait long.

I'm okay.

But how did you know I was here?

I guess you didn't hear because of the music.

Your dad called because he couldn't get in touch with you.

But...

Why are you practicing so hard?

You don't need to do that.

What does that mean?

You don't lack anything.

No?

There's no need for you to be desperate.

Wear something warm to bed.

You'll get sick like that.

Good night. I'll see you tomorrow.

Last one.

So beautiful.

I can do this!

Next is a strength show by business number one team.

Round of applause, please.

That's enough.

Ms. Jung Hye Mi and Ms. Yoo Ji Na, get ready.

- Okay. - Okay.

- He must be your partner. - Yes.

I guess you'll just assist while he does all the magic tricks.

I have to go use the restroom.

Okay.

Mr. Magician.

You should drink this.

Thank you.

Drink up.

Thank you.

Up next is IM's tradition, and today's highlight.

The new hirees will be putting on a talent show.

First up is Ms. Jung Hye Mi from the production department.

Round of applause, please.

We are up next. Are you ready?

Wait...

Wait...

What do I do?

Can you help me?

Take this off.

Up next is another new hiree from the production team...

Ms. Yoo Ji Na.

Wait...

Stay still.

Wait.

Were you scared?

Are you okay?

Look here...

Wake up.

Do something.

Oh, no...

Oh my God...

Oh, no...

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What did you eat that your face became like that?

- Woman's spit. - What?

- Why did you eat that? - Magic kiss.

Don't use that magic kiss as you wish anymore.

- Is that what you planned? - What kind of women do you like?

I like a woman who can drink.

If you are going to drink, don't cause trouble!

Hey!

Do you know how much I wanted to see you when I was little?

Ms. Ji Na!