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♪ Got a one-track mind ♪

♪ And you're a grind for the dodo ♪

♪ Stay on my toes ♪

♪ And keep an eye out for the po-po ♪

♪ We're nationals who must arrest ♪

♪ You be so low, though ♪

♪ Pay no mind the bitch ass ♪ haters 'cause they homos ♪

♪ When they care about money ♪

♪ Never sweated any broke hoes ♪

♪ I handle shit with knuckles ♪

♪ Throwin' combos and bolos ♪

♪ With some Thai style I ♪ could blow fast or flow slow ♪

Damn, Mario, can't you hear?

Damn fool, why didn't you knock?

I could've had my dick hanging out or something.

I did knock.

Turn that crap down before you go deaf.

Shit, we can get home invaded right now

and you wouldn't hear nothing.

I could've been getting raped right now.

Who's gonna rape you, fool?

A crack-head?

Ha, laugh it up.

You know I got honeys lining up for me anyways.

Right.

What do you want fool?

Have you seen my Maxim?

No.

How about that old Playboy you had lying around?

Nah man, I threw that out like two weeks ago.

The pages got sticky.

Why, what are you trying to do with it?

You know that chick I had over here last night?

Yeah bro, she looked cool.

She cut out after using the bathroom.

Hey, you ain't blaming me, right?

I went straight to my room.

I didn't cock block.

Nah, it wasn't you.

It's just like, I don't understand.

She was all over me.

She had me hard as a villain,

then she excused herself, used the restroom.

You know, I thought she was gonna like,

freshen up or something.

But then she cut out on me

and left me with this raging case of blue balls.

What?

Bitch didn't even say bye, dude.

That's cold-blooded, fool.

But that's the one thing a girl won't put up with.

A dirty toilet.

Bro, you're the one that pisses all over the place.

Hey, I can't help it if I piss sideways in the morning.

It's the boner, it's not my fault.

It's your crooked dick, bro.

Didn't your parents teach you to piss on the Cheerio?

Piss on the Cheerio, what the fuck is that?

Yeah, piss on the Cheerio.

That's how parents potty train little boys.

They put a Cheerio in there,

and they tell the boys to aim,

make it into a little game.

And that's how you learned?

No man, they were always at work.

My sister raised me.

And they were always too lazy

to show me how to do it right,

so I just learned how to piss sitting down,

the way they did.

Damn bro, you better keep that shit to yourself.

TMI for real.

What do you need the magazines for, anyway?

Fuck, my nuts are fucking killing me right now, man.

I'm just gonna fucking go to the pot and bust a quick one.

Again, homie, TMI, TMI.

Hey, what about those department store ads?

You know, JC Penney, Or Macy's or something.

The department store ads, what the fuck?

The bra ads man, titty.

You got issues, bro.

It's a good things I threw those out.

Man.

Hey, the TV Guide's got some chick on the cover.

Oh yeah?

Where's it at?

It's right there on the side of the couch.

Little couch or big couch?

The big one.

All right

Damn.

Koala, Oprah.

Guess you'll have to do.

♪ Wait, hidden all over ♪

♪ You can smell the aroma of the doja ♪

♪ I thought I told ya, bring some dough ♪

♪ Or you ain't getting smoked off my Os ♪

♪ This thing ain't killing me ♪

♪ A hustler got to eat too ♪

♪ Jim and Oscar and ♪ Arnie, that's my crew ♪

♪ I thought you knew we only ♪ fussed with the 'rilla ♪

♪ That's why I listen ♪ to Dark Room Familia ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

God damn it, Chico.

Don't look at my fucking sausage.

Look over there.

All right brown sugar, take me home.

Oh, such nice lips.

Oh yeah.

Ooh, that smile.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Come on Mario, get the fucking door!

♪ All the bitches say ♪ my sack is delicious ♪

Oh, lips.

Damn it Mario, get the fucking door!

♪ With the hoes I can see ♪

♪ I roll the blunts like ♪ they supposed to be ♪

♪ All these bitches say ♪ my sack is delicious ♪

♪ So vicious, I'm so vicious ♪

Someone's getting busy in there.

Don't have time for this, though.

Come on Mario, get the fucking door.

Fuck!

First it's you Chico, now this fucking idiot at the door.

Fuck you Chico.

What?

What is it?

Sorry to bother you, sir.

I just have a letter for Arnie here.

It's certified.

Oh.

I'm Arnie.

Yeah.

Did I catch you at a bad time?

Oh.

Yeah I was kind of busy.

What's all the commotion?

Oh, one of this type of parties, huh?

Sorry to interrupt, fellas.

Oh hell no, hey, you got it all wrong man.

Hey, I don't judge.

To each their own.

What?

That's my cousin.

Your cousin?

Now that's fucking disgusting?

You know what's disgusting?

That fucking shirt is too small,

it looks like a sausage skin!

What the fuck?

He thinks you and I,

ain't nothing like that happen over here, mister post man.

Hey, just close the gate, man.

Sick fuck.

Let's see who this letter's from.

Fuck that mailman.

Man, this kush got me hot.

Where's the remote?

It's right there, behind that pillow right there.

So who's that letter from, anyway?

Shit.

And all the homeboys want to do

is get high.

My neighborhood is bone dry.

Now what I need you to do

is hook me up with some of that rock.

It's from Barney.

"What's up, my Latino partner?

"What it do?

"It's ya boy Bumble representing

"the biggety biggety O out here in seminary school.

"I'm just a week away from gradge-a-natin',

"and becoming a full on fatha'

"They's talkin' bout givin' me my ownes church

"out here in Sac.

"Now that's bummin' me out

"'cause I axed the main padre

"to get me something closer to home.

"East Oakland, or even Hayward.

"Yeah-dad-I-mean?

"Well, we'll see what he says.

"Anyhows, I sent Oscar and Jimmy kite as well.

"Better make sure them ninjas

"put up a pic I sent them

"on the wall at the shop.

"And make sure they's not running it to the ground.

"I'm still an acting partner in it.

"If you see Cheeto, tell my cheesy-feasy folks

"I said what's up.

"I guess you can also says what's up

"to your special needs cousin, Mario."

Special needs?

"One love, your Bumble Barney.

"Here's a pic of me with my collar on."

What?

Ha, look at this guy.

I still don't know why he wanted to become a priest.

But he sure looks like he's ready

to take some confessions.

He looks official.

You're right, though.

This motherfucker probably only became a priest

to listen to these bitches' dirty confessions.

That's what I would do.

Well, what do you want to get in to, man?

I don't know, cuddy.

I'm almost out of OG.

I probably only got enough for like one more.

Wanna hit up the homies for a sack?

Yeah, let me just finish up in the bathroom,

I'mma get ready.

You gonna finish up

with Bumble Barney's picture?

Sick bastard, I'm taking this shit to my room.

Look, Chico and the mailman fucked it up for me.

All right so what we have here

is a small Bumble White Widow,

a medium Bumble, a Prince Purple,

and a small Bumble Einstein.

- Is that right? - That's right homie.

114 even.

Damn.

Hey man, that's Cali taxes.

That's the price of legalization.

Oh I know it.

Here you go, charge it to the game.

That's right, and on top of that,

you get to use your credit card.

I know.

Sign that with your finger.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

Here you go.

And I'll see you in a couple days.

All right.

Man, you know Colorado wannna start

selling coke, man.

That was the first place in the whole land

to go green, right?

Yeah, but now they going all white.

It does snow there.

Yeah, it's gonna snow like a motherfucker

there this year.

Hey so, this long ass break you're on.

You ever gonna come help me work?

Man, I told you I'm constipated.

When I stand up it hurts, man.

It's only been 30 minutes.

Besides, right here on the box

it says you gotta take two pills.

Oh so you want me shitting my ass all day, right?

That's the whole point.

Then why don't you stop slacking off

and answer that damn phone.

Says the motherfucker sitting on his ass

not doing nothing, not helping me clean.

You're damn right, and I'm gonna sit on my black ass.

I got another five minutes,

so why don't you shut the fuck up

and answer the phone?

You always seem to be on break.

Hey man.

Bombalicious.

Products for the mind, body, and soul.

Soul!

What it do, boy?

Hey what's up, Arnie?

I'm just here trying to get

this lazy bastard to get off his ass

and help me do something.

Man, that's just Jimmy being Jimmy.

He won't do shit unless it involves

money, bitches, and weed.

It is true, that's true.

I know that fucking crazy ass Mexican

ain't talking about someone being lazy

as much as he is.

Hey hey, relax Spike Lee.

He just described you to a T.

Money, bitches, weed.

Well yeah, I don't need it in

that particular order, you know what I mean?

So what's up?

I just wanted to roll through

and pick up a Bumble sack of that Blueberry Purp.

You guys are not out, are you?

That fat motherfucker didn't wipe you out again, did he?

Blueberry Purp.

Yeah he better get over here.

We got a lot in right from East Palo Alto.

Better hurry up before Zuckerburg

gets it all, man.

He's been wiping us out.

Nice, I'll be through in about 30.

Just gonna pick up some breakfast burritos first.

Do you want any?

No no, I don't want any burritos.

Hey, and when you get here,

you better have some fetti too, okay?

'Cause this shit ain't free.

Yeah.

Player's price though, right?

Of course man, you're fam.

Cool, don't trip man, I got you.

I just got paid.

What do you mean paid?

Paid like you got a job?

Yeah man.

He says he has a job.

No.

Yeah man.

It pays hella good.

I only work on weekends.

Okay I'll bite.

Doing what?

Man, I ain't telling you shit.

You always hatin'.

You dress up like a clown

doing kids birthday parties.

No.

You just said you only work on the weekends.

Stop being a pussy, just tell me.

Damn, all right man, shit.

I work at the old folks home.

That's it?

That's it.

What'd he say?

You're lying.

Anyways, when you get here,

I'll get it out of you, trust me.

Oscar.

Yes.

You're telling me to hurry,

but you're taking up all my time.

Just hurry up.

Hey you better save me some of that Blueberry.

I got you.

All right.

All right.

Late.

Later.

Is he coming?

He's coming.

Fucking weirdo.

Give me my towel back.

Go man, do something!

Damn dude.

I'm going on break now.

Where you going?

♪ I grew up in that Hayward city ♪

♪ Life was shitty ♪

♪ Poor welfare, food ♪ stamps, but don't pity ♪

♪ North side represent ♪

♪ Red shirt, khaki pants ♪

♪ I came up in this feet ♪

♪ I take it a pinta chance ♪

♪ Got a sweet nine mil ♪

♪ Fuck, I hate Santa Rita ♪

♪ All my felonies bleeded ♪ down to misdemeanor ♪

♪ But these pigs wanna hassle ♪

♪ Fuck with my hustle ♪

♪ Pull that beater over in ♪ that old school bustle ♪

♪ Never got a break got the feds ♪

So, how many years did your twin brother serve?

My twin brother only served three years.

I got 10.

I was a cop.

They wanted to make an example.

10 long years.

But I'm almost done.

Been in this pre-release unit for,

I don't know, a week?

Any moment now, I get my life back.

How about you?

Those whackas gave me seven bloody years

in this hell hole.

All I could wish for was the destruction

of Barney Bumble and his ghetto crew.

I won't have my life back until I've destroyed his.

You ain't gotta tell me.

I'd kill every single one of those motherfuckers,

if I'd get my hands on 'em.

I don't know about the Barney fella,

but because of his friends,

I lost my job, got sent to prison,

and all the money me and my brother ever made

was gone just like that.

I was smart about that.

I put my assets in my family's name overseas.

I used what I could in here to make friends.

The only friend I had was my brother.

Where's your brother now?

Eh, he moved back east.

East Oakland?

No, East Coast.

Couldn't stand California anymore.

Poor bastard had to toss a few salads

to survive in here, ah.

We've all had to do some undesirable things in this place.

So, what about you?

How did a ex-cop survive in here?

Are you kidding me?

They put me in protective custody as soon as I touched down

Lucky Bobby.

Bobby?

I forget how misinformed you Yanks are.

Bobby is,

what do you that call in your, hood?

Po Po, Police, yes.

I don't know about that.

I might have been a PC but I had to grow

eyes in the back of my head.

seemed like every single inmate had it out for me.

But I've been lucky, I guess.

If you want to call it luck being locked up 23 hours

a day in a single cell.

Shit!

So How could your brother feel now

about those white guys that locked him up?

Is he still is livid as you are?

I don't think so.

He moved on.

He started a family.

I barely hear from him anymore.

Every once in a while he puts money on my books

for my birthday.

I miss him.

Well, let me tell you something, Evans.

I'm in the P.C unit as well, awaiting release.

I have a friend outside who was released a few months back.

I set him up.

We have a place to stay and a car.

And first thing I'm doing is the undoing

of the Bumble and his ghetto friend.

Will you join me?

Hell fucking yes I'll join you.

Pip pip and all the good stuff.

Chap, chapity chap, chap!

Right on.

What are you doing?

Cruisin' cousin.

Yeah, but

why are you bobbing your head?

There's no music on.

The music is in my head, Yadadamean?

That's fucking crazy man.

You don't hear it bro?

This shit slammin'.

I wanna put some real music on 'cause people

are gonna think we're weird, man.

Turtle!

Oh shit.

Relax bro, I come in peace.

I'm bearing gifts.

Proceed.

I know I only owe you two bucks but I figured

$50 should cover the interest and we could be good.

Oh, is that what you thought?

Man that's 11 years, that's 50 bucks, take it?

Truce?

Fuck it.

Truce.

Yeah, awesome.

Can't wait.

I've been wanting to come here so long.

Heard you guys got the fattest stacks and best weed in Cali.

That is true.

All right man, what can we do for you?

I don't know, what do you recommend?

How much you got?

I got two stacks right now.

Two stacks.

All right, well, we're gonna start him with some Einstein.

'cause that shit is lit.

True.

Then we're gonna move on

to the blueberry adits, nice.

Don't forget about the blueberry.

Why is it called blueberry?

A few years back some brothers buried some bud,

next to a blueberry bush.

So now that shit comes up smelling

and tasting like blueberry.

So good.

For real?

Yeah.

But but, last but not least,

you gotta get the Bumble broccoli.

That's the shit that put us on the map.

Best weed ever.

I heard of that shit bro,

whatever happened to Bumble,

I heard he's a legend around these places.

Yeah, he's still our partner but we run the shop.

Well, he's got other things on his plate.

He found a higher calling.

Oh shit.

He's a fucking priest?

Well, at least that's what he says he is.

The Bay Area's high society is now working

for a higher authority.

That's legit.

Yeah.

You know what, I just thought of something.

Being that it's his first time here.

I think we should hook him up

with a free edible, on the house.

Go get the weed, I'll get your edible for you buddy.

Thanks, I appreciate it, bruh.

Not a problem.

All right, let's see.

I'ma hook you up man.

That's awesome, appreciate it.

Here you go, man.

All right man.

Hey, don't be smoking this

shit all in all one day, okay.

It might get you sick.

Yeah man make sure you choose a variety.

A lot of passion in reason.

For sure, for sure and again,

I really appreciate it and I'm glad were good man.

Hey, we're good.

You're a fucking dick dude, I'm serious.

Fuck him.

He deserves it.

Man he came here with a truce man,

Why would you do that?

Still, fuck him.

Yeah.

Wait, what's the worse that's gonna happen?

He'll shit a little.

Man how many pills did you put in there?

Six.

Six?

Its six.

Man, I just took one and now I gotta shit.

No shit?

Pun intended.

I'll see you in two hours.

Yeah.

Comin' or what?

Nah I'm just gonna chill right here.

Roll up some of this weed.

Get me an egg and a chorizo on a flour though.

Yeah.

Salsa?

Mild, Hot or deadly?

Deadly, cuz.

I want shit to numb my tongue.

I got you.

What it do, boo?

Hey baby.

Just here thinking of you.

Oh yeah, for real?

Yes, I was thinking that

maybe we can get to know each other better.

I've been waiting for this.

I know you have.

And now I think I'm ready.

Is there right?

So tell me something.

What you wearing mommy?

Just a tank top and some shorts.

But I won't be wearing shit by the time you get here.

Wow!

You being real with me?

Yes!

I'm being real.

But don't keep me waiting too long.

Don't trip babe.

I'll be there soon as I can.

I heard that

Heard what?

All that lapping.

You like?

She's wet already.

Woo!

Rick Flair, boy.

♪ I'm blazing zips ♪

♪ You could find me on curb ♪

♪ Getting stoned never home ♪

♪ Letin' that Budweiser first ♪

♪ Pitch is my blood type ♪

♪ I mean the roast in the buds ♪

♪ Stayin smoked, we keep it ♪ lit up under the county son ♪

♪ Might hit the six foot or that ♪ eight foot before I'm bong ♪

♪ I split up seven chocolate billies ♪

♪ Rolling two foot feet long ♪

♪ My gone, when I reside up ♪ in that indoor smoke dome ♪

♪ Tension on them bones ♪ blowing chronic out my nose ♪

♪ Mary jane right that ♪ bitch will blow you away ♪

♪ Hook up with Garcia Vega ♪

♪ Have you huggin' up on some tanquerey ♪

♪ Hey blaze the weed up ♪

Hey bro.

What the fuck?

Mafa's always get shot.

That windshield is fucked but don't let your day suck.

The squeegee man is here

Man this motherfucker tripping.

Hey bro, get off the car.

What?

Little man?

Why you mess with me?

All I wanna do is make your windshield clean and shiny

Hey bro, we don't need the windshield clean.

This motherfucker's crazy.

Told you we don't need the windshield clean bro.

The shit!

Okay, that'll be $3.

I ain't giving you shit.

Okay, how about two bucks.

No shit?

You not gon' pay me?

Fuck no!

Fuck you!

Fuck you bro.

Fuck you back!

Fucking bitch.

what the fuck bro?

Dirty ass old man

What the fuck!

Fuck!

I can't see.

El diablo sauce.

I can't breathe.

El diablo sauce!

Fucking asshole.

Bro, that was fucking crazy.

Fuck, the fuck was that bums problem anyway?

Cuz, I told him, don't clean the fuckin' windshield.

The motherfucker kept insisting.

Then he asked me for money like it was hella cool.

I told him fuck you and you seen the rest.

Fuck that sick fuck.

Shit, now I'm gonna clean the fucking car.

Probably had T.B. or something.

Sick cuddy, fucking sick.

I know, man.

Hey where's my burrito?

Its on the bums face!

And I hope that fucking Diablo

sauce really burned his face off.

It looked like it really did.

Shit.

To be real though, I ain't even really hungry no more.

As soon as you said tuberculosis I got grossed the fuck out.

I know man.

Name sounds hella crazy that's why I said T.B.

Yeah, besides imma go eat something else.

What?

Tanji, that new bitch.

She called me told me to come over.

For real?

Yeah, bro.

It's on the way to Bombalicious.

Just drop me off, I'll get a ride home.

All right.

I thought you were done fucking with this girl man.

Didn't you take her out like three times

and you aint got no pussy?

Yeah bro but this time she called me up

talking about she's all hot and bothered

and when I get over she's gonna be naked.

Sure she aint fucking with you, man?

Nah bro, I think she's finally ready to play.

All right.

Where the fuck is that blunt at?

Oh yeah, I dropped it because of that fucking asshole.

Bingo!

Fire it up!

And get high as a kite.

Let me tell you something, Evans.

I'll be ready.

Fuck yeah!

Poppins!

Evans!

Yeah.

Where the hell you guys been?

They've been calling your name for 10 minutes.

We were right here.

We can't go anywhere.

What is this officer?

It's time.

For what?

Hasn't been an hour yet.

Relax were getting out.

Yes, both of you made Release, along with Garcia here.

Now eat the wall, turn around.

I've been waiting for this moment for seven years.

Yeah try 10.

What I've only been here for three.

Three?

You're lucky motherfucker.

Y'all Shut the fuck up.

You're all lucky motherfuckers

all right, turn around.

Ya'll some lucky motherfuckers.

Now If you do everything we asked,

you can get the hell out of here quickly.

If you give anyone shit, or don't do what we ask,

your release can take days, if not even longer.

See when someone's an asshole.

Their papers wind up missing.

You got me?

Yes, sir.

Absolutely, sir.

No problem, sir.

Good, now march forward and stay in line.

There, there.

All right, cuz.

Let me know if you need me to pick you up later.

I'll be at Bombalicious.

All right.

Hey man, can I use the restroom?

Hey kid, this is an adults' store you can't be here.

What type of store is this?

Hey man this is an adults only, you gotta get out

or we gonna get in trouble.

Hey, is that a brownie?

Yeah, but you can't have that brownie man, you gotta go.

No, you gotta go.

You fools are crazy.

Hey, you don't let kids use the bathroom?

Oh, it's that reverse racism, I get it.

No man this is an adult store.

Hey, Duke Junior, go and take a duke by the car.

You got any samples?

Yeah, don't tell' em I gave you this.

Thank you.

All right, man.

These white people.

This is my good friend.

Tommy Boy.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Likewise.

Why do they call you Tommy Boy?

When I was first locked up when I was 18,

the inmates said I looked 12.

First names Tommy, hence Tommy Boy.

Wow, that must have been hard on you.

It was pretty rough, till I learned to defend myself.

How so?

I made shanks out of anything I could find.

Dirty razors.

I didn't give a fuck, throwaways.

Cut a few dicks off literally.

They learned after that.

Enough with the formalities, Tommy.

What do you have on Bumble?

Not gonna believe this one, Larry.

Well, let's have it.

Word has it he's in seminary school.

What the hell is seminary school?

It's where one goes to become a priest.

You've got to be kidding.

Barney Bumble the priest?

Not kidding you, Larry.

Word has he has a dispensary opened up with a couple guys

from his crew, the black guy and the big fellow.

And I guess Barney joined the priesthood

and called it his calling.

Well, is the shop still open?

Yes, its one of Oakland's most finest.

Well holy shit!

No pun intended.

I'm gobsmacked.

Here you go again.

What the hell is gobsmacked?

Its astonished, astounded.

You guys need to speak English.

How far is place you've found us?

It's about 20 minutes from here, you wanna take a look?

No, this establishment, what's it called?

You're gonna love this one, it's called Bombalicious.

The fuck is a a Bombalicious?

Bumble and his ghetto crew, I hate them.

Bombalicious, ghetto.

What's up man?

Arnie, what's up man?

Burrito?

Hell no man.

I had my steel cut oatmeal this morning.

Oatmeal?

Yeah, that's why I'm fucking cute.

Anyway where's Jimmy at?

In the shitter, for the past 30 minutes.

He was hella constipated I gave him some ex-lax.

he's finally catching up.

I told that poo to stop smoking so much weed, man,

its gonna clog you up, you know?

That's what that I said too

but when you got all this on display every day in your face

makes it kinda hard.

Shit!

You guys got the whole smorgasbord up in here.

Smorgasbord bro.

It's cool, You don't have to use big words.

You're good.

It's the Einstein, gives you brain power, you know?

Brainpower.

Whoa, what's up Arnie?

Woo, man, I feel so much better now.

Look who it is.

What's up, bruh?

Hey, man, I told you.

one of these for the occasional constipations

which you needed, correct?

You sound like a damn commercial all the time man.

Stop it.

Burrito?

No, no, no, man.

Oh no it's like already gotta shit again already, so no.

Why are you trying so hard to get rid of that burrito?

Its a long story, bro.

I lost my appetite.

Fucking bum pissed all over my car at the fucking taco shop.

Oh that's nasty, man.

You always get through the weirdest shit.

You do.

Yo, speaking of some weird shit, remember

that dude named Turtle?

Oh yeah, Oscars always had been chasing him.

Yeah check it out.

He did him wrong.

What d'you do?

Look he came in here earlier okay.

I haven't seen him in forever.

Tryna to shake my hand and make peace.

I didn't want to do it and I thought,

why don't we just make some money off of him?

And then I gave him an edible for free

'cause I'm a nice guy.

Yeah, and he shoved ex-lax in the edible.

What the...

No!

Yeah, fuck him man.

Remember one time he sprayed us with mace?

Yeah.

No man, he came in here and made a truce with you.

You shook his hand.

You took $50, you're going to hell, man.

And then I changed my mind, I said fuck him, whatever.

Oh, wow.

Where's the Blueberry?

It's right here.

Cool, let me get a Bumble sack

of that, Einstein too.

All right, that's back there so, be back.

You might get a discount, we'll see.

So where's your cousin?

I don't know man.

Probably deep in some pussy by now.

That dude is always fucking anybody, anything.

Nasty.

You've been a bad boy.

Yes ma'am.

You liked this?

Yeah.

Yes, what?

Yes ma'am.

You've been a bad, bad boy,

haven't you?

Yes ma'am.

You gonna clean this mess you've made, right?

Yes ma'am.

You're gonna clean me up, right?

Mm hm.

What?

Yes ma'am.

Good boy.

That's a good boy.

Okay mutt.

Get under the covers

and get to work.

I'll let you take the panties off.

What the fuck is that?

What?

This, what the fuck is this?

What?

Not what you were expecting?

Fuck no.

Relax, I was born with both of them

but I identify myself as a woman.

You like these, don't you?

Yeah,

Well, now you can have the best of both worlds.

Plus I have a nice, tight bleached asshole.

You can pound if you want.

Fuck it

I'll try anything once.

Good boy

♪ I want you baby ♪

♪ You drive me crazy ♪

♪ I'll be your lady ♪

♪ Make me my can bae ♪

Oh my god!

This is the best chicken soup

I've had my whole fucking life.

Sick cheese my man.

Jeez.

Please have the rest of mine.

Don't you touch that.

Well we can share it.

Come on, man.

I was 10 years you only seven.

Come on, come on, well share.

I'll even give you the big piece.

Are there any more?

Are there any more?

No?

So, what do you wanna do first?

Oh my god!

Did you purchase the laptop like I asked you.

Yes, sir

Go fetch it, young man.

All right.

For the lords sake, use a serviette.

Soviet?

Serviette.

What?

Man I'm gonna have to get used to your ebonics.

Ebonics!

I speak the Queens english!

I speak the Queen of English too, Queens, New York.

The first thing we should do is search for Barney Bumble.

Is Google still in vogue?

Google's still a thing, yeah.

There he is with his stupid umbrella.

Go ahead and click it.

I wanna see what he looks like.

The shit kids listen to nowadays.

I kinda like it.

♪ It's that pimp, mack, ♪ hustla from the O ♪

Wait a minute.

♪ I ain't fuckin' with blow ♪

I know that Mexican asshole right there.

♪ All the bitches love to taste my sack ♪

And that bitch that got me busted giving me head.

♪ And a fat-ass Expi on top o' dat ♪

Bitch got me fucking sex charges.

You have no idea man.

♪ It'll take a whole army ♪ to fuck with Barney ♪

Fucking bitch!

I got sex charges because of her!

Filthy, pure filth.

Enough of this rubbish.

What are the particulars on the shop?

What do you mean, like where it's at and shit?

Yes.

Bro, I told you its like few blocks away on 73rd.

What about the telly?

Let me ask Google.

You're gonna call them?

No, Tommy Boy's gonna call them,

they might recognize our voices.

Hey Google, what's number for Bombalicious?

Bombalicious can be contacted at 510-555-6969.

What do you want me to say?

Shh!

Let me think.

I'm thinking.

Man that "out too munch" sign is genius bro.

I know man.

Whenever we need take a smoke break

we just put that sign out there.

Let's get to the point.

This new job the old folks home thing,

what do you do?

You mean your lazy ass really got a job?

That's what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Wait.

You two bastards think I can't get a job?

It's not that you can't get a job,

you keep getting jobs but you just keep

getting fired from all jobs.

Man you confusing me with my cousin bro.

Okay, wait a minute, what about that job

you had at Rasputins?

Got caught stealing CDs.

I didn't steal shit, I told you guys.

Look the Darkroom Familia guys were over there

signing the autographs and shit.

Dude gave me an autographed CD.

Fucking manager guy stole that shit.

What about the time that you somehow got a job

at a daycare and some kid almost died?

What fucking kid doesn't like PB&J?

How the fuck would I know the little

bitch had a peanut allergy?

She had a medical bracelet on, man.

Thought it was jewelry.

It was one of those EPI pen thingies.

And then he still couldn't do shit.

Some kid from the class had to save her

and give her a shot.

I'm afraid of needles.

Look, I don't care.

What do you do there?

All right.

I don't want you guys giving me any shit for it either.

I'm in charge of retrieving and washing

the soiled beddings.

That's it.

So you're saying we don't have to give you shit anymore

'cause you keep getting it from these seniors.

But I'm getting 30 bucks an hour for that shit.

Okay, whatever that you getting from that,

but let me ask you a question.

What's the worst shit you've seen of all?

Do I want to hear this?

I don't know if I do.

That's easy.

Last week, this 90 nine year old lady

shat herself everywhere.

So they called me to go retrieve her beddings

and so when I get there, the nurse already pulled

her to the side and was holding her,

she'd just took off her diaper.

So all you can see is this dripping, sagging,

wrinkled, white ass smothered in shit.

As I was pulling her shit-wet sheets from underneath her,

the fucking crow goes at it and again.

Look like fucking purple prune juice coming out of there.

So I panicked and I just bunched up the sheets

to try to shut her asshole,

but that shit didn't work.

It just came out

the side and top of the sheet.

Please tell me that you had gloves

The little latex thing?

Anything?

Something?

It goes up to my elbows and that shit.

Its disgusting dude.

Fucking nasty.

Yeah but I got overtime for that.

Man I don't think that $3000 is worth that.

Ain't the only time it happened.

You know somethin' man, you messed me up so bad right now.

I think I'm constipating again.

My crap just called up my ass.

The phone's ringing, c'mon.

Bombalicious.

Mind, body and soul.

Soul!

Hello.

Hey, how's it going brother?

My name is Rocky Robbins.

I'm a reporter from "High Times" Magazine.

Is the owner available?

Hey man, It's a reporter's from the "High Times" Magazine.

What?

I'm one of the owners.

I'm Jim with two Ms.

Well, Jimmy, I want to do an exclusive on the shop.

If the editor likes what he sees, maybe even a cover story.

I understand you're very popular in the Bay Area.

Oh, that's right, we Oaktown's finest.

Its what I hear.

Would it be possible to do an interview

with your partners sometime tomorrow?

Yeah,

they wanna interview me and my partners.

Yeah, but it's just us though.

Barney is not even here.

Hey, look well, tomorrow's fine, but just it's gonna be

you know, it's only me and Oscar.

Barney is not here.

Oh, is that Mr. Bumble?

Yeah, yeah.

He's at a seminary school somewhere

in Sacramento, you know.

I understand.

And that will be fine if it's just two.

I'm sure you can fill me in and about Mr. Bumble.

Oh yeah.

Oh, I'd like to take some pictures as well.

That'd be fine.

Okay, sir try for 12.

I'll phone you when I get in,

if that's all right, yeah?

Yeah man.

That's good.

That's good.

Thank you.

Oh, no sir.

Thank you.

Huh?

How did I do?

Brilliant my man, brilliant.

Oh I have a plan.

But first we must drive to Sacramento to make sure

our green umbrella fella is becoming a priest.

Hey, welcome to Bombalicious.

Come on in, man.

What can I get for you?

What's up brother?

Don't ask me I can't sign?

Oh shit.

Don't worry guys, I got this guys.

I knew a mute in high school.

Sorry, we're out of weed.

How can I help you bro?

Thank you, brother.

Glad you know sign.

I want bumble sack of cookies.

He wants a bumble sack of cookies.

What are you waiting for?

Get him some weed man.

Okay, okay.

Hey, tell him it's on the house

and that were sorry for the wait.

It's on the house, sorry for the wait.

Thank you.

What the fuck did I just watch?

Why are you talking like that?

Hey man, what's up with you with that guy?

What did I do?

I just signed with the guy.

No man, you was sounding like Marlee Matlin.

I don't know and who the fuck is Marlee Matlin?

It's the deaf actress who signs and talks like that.

What the fuck are you talking about?

That's how all the mutes talk.

It's not mute asshole, it's deaf.

All right deaf.

What the fuck dude.

I helped you guys out and you guys talk shit?

It took everything I had not to crack up before that guy.

Yeah, me too man.

Yeah man it sound like you were

making fun of that guy.

Well, I can't help it.

I met some guy in high school and I can't help

it if I talk like that when I sign language.

That's how I talk, when I sign.

You're a dick.

That's some fucking shit.

Yeah, it's some real fucked up shit.

You're such a dip shit bro.

Get your ass off me.

Hey guys, about one block away.

I told you we'd be here before six.

This baby's accurate to the minute and miles.

Technology today is absolutely amazing.

We didn't even have the I-cellphone when I got locked up.

It's iPhone bro, just iPhone.

Whatever, dude.

There it is guys.

All Saints Seminar.

How are you gonna find him, Larry?

Are you just gonna walk in and ask?

No, Evans.

I had Tommy Boy here call while he was scrubbing your ass

and inquire about Bumble.

Yeah, apparently he's going in some

Narcotics Anonymous class every weeknight at six.

Poor bastard's having trouble kicking the weed.

Yet he still owns a pot shop.

the irony.

Yeah, well business is business.

That is correct.

So if Tommy got the word from the street,

his own partners tell you, why do you still insist

on seeing this prick as a priest?

I have to see things with my own eyes.

Even though I despise Bubble and his crew.

I must respect the man's higher calling.

With all the sinning I've done in my life,

I hope the Lord has a small place for me through

those pearly gates and I can't ruin that

by killing a man of God.

Damn bro.

That's some deep shit!

Maybe you wanna turn over a new leaf?

Don't get it, what do they say,

twisted, Tommy Boy.

I may not hurt him physically.

But if I can hurt him financially,

then I'll have it all, will have it all.

Well its 10 to six.

Look there's someone now.

No, it can't be, is it?

If hadn't seen it with my own peepers.

Well, we still have his asshole friends.

That's where I wanna get back at.

Yeah, I'm afraid Bumble gets a pass for now.

But those friends, those wankers do not.

I know what that face means,

you have a plan right?

If you want to hurt someone,

you hurt them where it hurts the hardest.

And where does it hurt the hardest?

In their wallet.

So tomorrow we shall have our payback!

What do you wanna do now?

We need some supplies.

What kind of supplies?

Surplus, tactical, costume.

Do you know any?

I know of one.

There's one in Marina, one in Berkeley or some shit,

Party Haven?

Excellent.

Off you go, my good man.

Now, listen up.

Hey bro, hang this up for us.

Its barely six o'clock, you guys closing already?

Yeah, we always close this time man.

Why?

Because the freaks definitely do come out at night.

Yeah man, all them types

and bad apples they come on at night

man so we closed right at sunset.

You guys don't lose business that way?

I don't think so.

We open up shop at seven a.m. for the wake and bake crowd

and by four o'clock everyone already has their weed

because they wanna smoke on 4:20, yada?

Makes sense.

Besides man, most robberies happen at night

and I sure in the hell don't wanna get robbed

by no ratchet ass Oaktown niggas at night.

True.

Are you coming with us or what?

No, man that was Mario.

He needs a ride.

Are you tellin' me that nigga still aint got no car

or nothing like that?

Nah bro.

He barely makes rent as it is.

so he don't have any kind of job at all.

Nah bro.

Not after that a crop dusting thing.

He says his job is pimping hoes

and using bitches like ATM.

Man, he don't want him getting the clap or the herps

or something like that.

He got the clamps last year

after fucking with some bitch.

And then check this out after using all the antibiotics,

you know, to cure his little thing,

he went right back to this bitch because she worked

at Krispy Kreme's and always bought him donuts.

Dude, that's fucking disgusting.

What the fuck are the clams?

Chlamydia, bro.

He had, green goo dripping out of his pee pee.

Okay, that's enough.

I've had enough.

You've been say some nasty shit all day, bro.

A lot of nasty shit bro.

Just hang the sign and leave.

Yeah, really gone bro.

Hey, just hang the sign and go.

Yeah, got go.

All right, guys.

Catch up with you guys later.

All right.

That's your friend.

No man, that's your friend man.

Its your fucking friend, you're the one who

introduced me to him

When?

You slept with his sister.

I didn't know him then, you slept with his Mom.

Yeah then I gotta be his friend.

You gotta be as fuck.

Look you have to be his friend or I can't be yours.

That's true, fuck!

Did I wear you out?

I think you broke my dick.

Is that all?

My back too.

Damn.

Can you get that for me?

It's on your side.

Okay,

one, two, three.

Stop it.

Mario, I've seen all of you today.

Inside, outside,

everywhere.

Shh!

Its my cousin.

Whats up cuz?

What up boy, you ready?

Yeah cuddy.

Let me just put my shirt on real quick.

All right, man but hurry up.

I wanna get home before "The Bachelor" starts.

It's the season finale.

Just give me like, five minutes.

Damn boy, you're all right?

Sound beat up or something.

Yeah, cuddy, I'll be right out.

Okay.

shit.

♪ Bitches be faulty ♪

♪ Vato Wine habanero hoe is a hoe ♪

♪ So about to be marking it ♪

♪ Smackin' it stacking it ♪

♪ Making that paper ♪

♪ Ain't no captain save her ♪

♪ If she love me imma take her ♪

♪ Back to the Dali ♪

♪ Like I'm young like R-Kelly ♪

♪ Ya'll prophylactic ♪

♪ Then nut on her belly ♪

♪ No baby mama ♪

♪ Don't need a drama ♪

♪ Michelle's got a fat ass I envy Obama ♪

Jeez, you weren't kidding.

It's that bad.

Yes, I need help.

Where's my chones?

I don't know, I don't see them.

Maybe you're lying on them.

Nah they're not right there.

Oh shit!

I think they're up my feet.

And?

Babe!

Don't do me like that.

Get them for me?

You gotta be kidding me.

You're acting like an old man.

I feel like an old man.

And hurry up.

"The Bachelor" is coming on and I don't wanna

miss the last one.

Being a bachelor isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Back to my self.

I'm back.

What a bloody, long day!

Tell me about it.

This morning we were eating grits and runny eggs

with assholes in orange jumpsuits.

And now we're planning a robbery?

It's funny how life works, isn't it?

Please tell me we're not gonna end up back in orange.

Got a point, you sure about this, Larry?

I'm willing to bet my freedom on it's a brilliant plan.

First we pull up in the sedan,

lights flashing.

Three federal agents step out, one, two, three,

fully covered in FBI gear.

We hank up those bastards to the floor.

When they're unable to move,

we'll rob them of every ounce of Mary Jane.

Disappear without an issue, and vanish without a trace.

And we'll have enough merchandise to start

our own operation.

All on those wankers' dime.

But weed's legal in California now,

why would they think it's a real raid?

That's true its legal in California,

but according to the federal government, it's illegal.

They serve federal seizures all the time,

for tax issues or the selling of illegal narcotics.

That's why it's a federal seizure.

With the FBI serving it, it makes it legit, right?

You're right.

But how much stuff do you think we can leave with?

All of it?

They must have over 80 to $100,000 worth

of sweet Mary Jane.

Yeah, I could believe that.

It's reasonable, maybe even more.

I heard all they have is quality shit.

I like the sound of that.

I also like the tactical gear.

Right in our faces.

Good plan.

It's fool proof.

I hope you're right, brother.

I hope you're right.

Hold on, don't look at these.

Poppins, you are without a doubt a pure genius.

You're gonna have to work on your American accent.

Oh, you don't have to worry about that, buddy.

I watched enough American television to get that done.

Freeze motherfucker!

Excellent.

Legit man, straight legit.

Love it, love it.

About time.

20 minutes.

What happened to five?

I'm sorry, cuz.

Don't serve with that fucking shotgun cuddy.

Shit, It got dark, this is Oakland.

Bro you know I'm on probation.

Put that chopper on the trunk before

we get pulled over or somethin'.

All right but when I get back

you gonna tell me what happened, all right?

Go bro, just go.

I aint going nowhere until you tell me what happened.

Fuck "The Bachelor".

So what happened?

Look bro, I'm sorry it took so long okay?

Nah man, that's not what I mean bro.

What happened with the chick, bro?

She aint like you

You look like you were in the battle royal boy.

I feel like I was too, cuddy.

For real.

The fuck, what happened?

Did you hit it or not?

Did you?

Yeah.

Was it good?

Everything you expected?

Was it bomb bro?

Tell me the truth.

I don't know, I haven't decided yet.

What the fuck does that mean?

The girl clearly worked you out.

Its complicated.

Complicated?

Bro, this morning you were all excited.

You were finally going to get some pussy.

What happened?

I've never seen anybody so upset they got laid.

She had a dick or somethin'?

She had a dick?

Just go bro.

"The Bachelor" is on, fuck.

All right dude.

She had a dick.

Yeah.

Lets go.

We're late.

Come on!

What are you doing?

Give me a minute, bro.

What were you doing in there, man?

Man, I told you man, I had to take a shit man.

But then I came outside.

I'm ready to go I had and go back in and do it again.

You shat twice?

Yeah man.

Man, whatever you gave me man.

Oh my gosh, it was great man.

I mean I feel all happy and empty inside man.

It's a trip right?

How good shit could just make your whole day?

Yeah, man.

But hey, you wanna get some donuts?

No man, that that shit's bad for you and we don't got time.

No, come on, man.

Why we aint got time, what's wrong?

Look, we're already late.

And remember we gotta get ready for that interview.

Oh, yeah, but can we just stop and get somethin' to eat?

Like some donuts or something?

That was bad for you.

Look, you see this protein bar, eat that.

No bro, what about some apple fritters

or something like that man?

No man, Listen, that protein bar

is gonna keep you full until lunch

and give you all the protein you need.

That's what you want in your body right now.

No man, this shit taste like cardboard man.

It tastes good.

Just eat it and you'll be fine.

Why you want always sound like a fucking commercial

when you telling me something, man?

Is it all you do, to watch commercials?

I know what I'm talking about?

Damn.

And it gets to us.

It's right up here.

Apple fritters.

Where the fuck is this asshole?

What?

What the fuck is he doing?

Man that's Turtle.

You know what you did to him right?

Man, what the fuck is he doing here?

Hey, I don't know, but if I were you

I wouldn't get out of no fucking car.

What's up?

What's up man?

Oh my god!

Dude!

The fuck are you doing, man?

That shit's three, four and five motherfucker.

Get out the car li'l bitch.

Don't get the fuck out the car.

I'm telling you man.

Fuck is your problem, Turtle?

This is shit six, seven and eight motherfucker.

Oh shit.

That's for the ex-lax brownie, shitface.

Not a fucking word.

Don't say shit.

No man, I'm not.

But I know one thing, you need to brush your teeth

'cause they really do smell like shit.

Fuck hard!

Fuck!

Hey Mario, are you up?

You all right, man?

Okay well, I'm going to Bombalicious

for the "High Times" interview, you want to come?

No!

All right.

Well, I left you some chorizo con huevo on stove, bro.

There's hella bitches in the sea, bro.

Hella bitches and this is the bay.

Shit!

You know the rule.

Don't ever let anybody get you down.

Man!

Man you took two showers, okay,

used a half bottle this sanitizer,

used a whole bottle of this sanitizer

and now you're using up Lysol wipes.

Man you clean, bro.

I swear to god, as soon as that interview is over,

we're gonna close up this shop

and you're gonna help me, we're gonna

hunt that motherfucker down.

Who we hunting down?

Turtle, man!

Okay, all right bro.

Like turtle, you know what the fuck I'm talking about.

I know who you talking about brother.

Relax bro, it's all right.

Why would we hunt him down, for what?

I can still smell it!

Fuck!

Man.

Come on man, I'm just messing with you bro.

We gotta get cleaned up, man.

100% nice and clean because we got "High Times" Magazine

coming over to take pictures at 12.

We got to get cleaned up, come on.

What time did they say that they're gonna come.

It's almost noon.

Yeah they said it'd be about 12, man.

But you know they've gotta come in at airport

and shit like that, bro.

All right, you know, it just take time

for them to get here, that's all,

You know.

Hey, did you clean your nose out?

Yes, I cleaned my fucking nose out.

Okay?

I put the water hose up my fucking nose.

I had water coming out of my eyeballs.

Did shit come out of your eyeballs?

I'm just playing, man.

Stop getting so crazy, bro.

All right.

Damn dude, and you know

you do smell like lemon shit too now.

Ow, man.

Karma is a bitch, huh?

Shut up.

Bombalicious, products for the mind, body and soul.

Soul!

What it to do, man?

Hey, what's up, Arnie?

I'm like one minute away, bro.

Any word on the interview?

The interview?

I don't know.

You gotta ask Jimmy.

According to him, it's gonna happen sometime this afternoon.

Actually hold on for a second.

All right.

Put the "out to munch" sign

so that the customers don't interrupt the interview.

All right.

So what were you saying?

Yeah, what's up.

Oh shit, its the Feds!

Hey man!

What the fuck?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Freeze motherfuckers!

Is Anybody else in here?

No man, no!

My hands are up, don't shoot.

Oh my god!

Its anybody else in there?

No man!

Hey bro if you can hear me

I'm pulling up right now.

Leave the phone on so I can hear.

This is a federal warrant.

We're seizing your shop for us narcotics violation

of the US Penal Code.

Don't move a fucking finger

or I'll put one through your fat head.

This is bullshit man.

Marijuana is legal in California.

Last time I checked,

California is part of the United States and narcotics

are illegal in the US.

Get your fucking asses over here

and get on goddamned your knees.

Turn Around!

Get down!

Get on your knees!

Get on your knees!

Damn.

Fucking handcuffs.

Okay, all right all right.

FBI my ass!

Where the fuck are the government plates at?

Man this gonna fuck up our interview

with "High Times" Magazine man.

The interview's the least of our problems right now.

You mean your interview with a "High Times"

star reporter Rocky Robins?

Yeah.

You fucking wanker.

Hi guys.

This aint a raid.

This is a robbery.

Do you have an emergency?

Hello, 911?

Yes.

There's a robbery in progress right now

at Bombalicious on 73rd.

73rd and MacArthur.

Yeah.

Hurry up!

They're on their way.

They're dressed like feds.

Got it.

All right.

This sucks.

Ow, okay, all right, all right.

They just taking all our weed, man.

C'mon man this is bullshit.

All right man, damn.

You're lucky I'm cuffed, you fucking pussies!

Yeah, you dumb fucks!

We just wanted to get you cuffed quietly.

Now just stay there, we're almost done.

Hey, you motherfuckers move and you're dead.

Bloody hell!

Like that action, asshole.

Brit fuck, uncuff my friends.

And if any of you motherfuckers move,

you're gonna end up with this fuck shanked up your asses.

So is this a Scooby Doo moment?

Taking these masks off?

I know who this asshole is.

Yeah I know who he is too.

That that British asshole trying to fuck with us.

Larry Poppins.

Piss off, knob head!

Anybody else recognize anybody else's voice?

I think I recognize this fucker's East Coast accent.

Fucking Evans, dude.

I know who this is.

That's that redneck asshole security guard

who sold me weed and his brother was a cop and arrested me.

That was my brother.

I'm the cop and you fucking sent me to jail.

Well, guess what?

You going to prison again.

All of you.

I should have killed Bumble

yesterday when I had a chance.

Fuck you, Poppins.

Who The fuck is that?

Who the fuck, you're done.

Caught up.

Yeah, you should have known better

than to fuck with the Oakland boys.

You bastards.

So "High Times" magazine called,

they heard about what happened on the news

and they wanna talk to us.

What, for real?

For real.

They're coming down on Friday for reals

to ask us about what happened about us and about the shop.

A real interview.

I knew that baby, I knew

we'd get in there eventually.

I see what you did there.

What?

We'd get in there?

Weed get in there?

Weed, weed?

Yeah, who's at the door?

Answer the door, man.

Barney!

What's up, man?

Hey, what's up with the black and white umbrella?

Yadadaholla!

It matches my collar.

What's up man?

Look at you.

What's up, man?

Look at this guy, man,

he's looking sharp.

Were gonna fuck you up tonight.

Yeah we're fucking you up tonight, brother.

You gon' be the highest priest we know.

Sure is!

I think he needs a bumble sack.

Oh he needs a bumble sack.

Yadadaholla!

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♪ Got a one-track mind ♪

♪ Then you're a grind for the dodo ♪

♪ Stay on my toes and keep ♪ an eye out for the po-po ♪

♪ We're matching old school muscle ♪

♪ Suvs and Lolos ♪

♪ Pay no mind to bitch ass haters ♪

♪ 'Cause they homos ♪

♪ Only care about money ♪

♪ Never sweated any broke hoes ♪

♪ I handle shit with knuckles ♪

♪ Throwin' combos and bolos ♪

♪ Versatile style ♪

♪ I could blow fast or flow slow ♪

♪ All the bands lovin' our style ♪

♪ Because we so dope ♪

♪ Business man with a business plan ♪

♪ No we stay poor ♪

♪ Never give a fuck about the spotlight ♪

♪ So I lay low ♪

♪ Got up in the darkroom ♪

♪ Dog, homie ain't yayo ♪

♪ Nova California ♪

♪ Reppin' 'em in the bay, ho ♪

♪ 510 ♪

♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in the game ♪

♪ For the dough ♪

♪ On the hustle, nonstop ♪ for the cashflow ♪

♪ Dizzo ♪

♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪

♪ Business mind on the grind ♪

♪ And on time for sure ♪

♪ Dizzo ♪

♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪

♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪

♪ Dizzo ♪

♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪

♪ Business mind on the grind ♪

♪ And on time for sure ♪

♪ Hayward California ♪

♪ The East Bay area ♪

♪ Grindin' all day, thinking ♪ bout to get more video ♪

♪ I'll bury your sucker if ♪ you try to block my hustle ♪

♪ Run over any obstacle with ♪ a miracle muscle, bitch ♪

♪ Big banger full of hella anger ♪

♪ I'm all about the scrilla ♪

♪ Like a motherfuckin' banker ♪

♪ My answer to every problem's ♪

♪ Throw some money at it ♪

♪ 'Cause in this planet, every ♪ motherfucker has to have it ♪

♪ Feel me, damn it ♪

♪ Live fast and die young ♪

♪ I love the pearl tongue ♪

♪ But only paper got me sprung ♪

♪ I'm hung like a horse ♪

♪ I love fucking whores ♪

♪ I make hella dough but I ♪ always want more, bitch ♪

♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪

♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪

♪ Dizzo ♪

♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪

♪ Business mind on the grind ♪

♪ And on time for sure ♪

♪ Dizzo ♪

♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪

♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪

♪ Dizzo ♪

♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪

♪ Business mind on the grind ♪

♪ And on time for sure ♪

♪ I ain't sleep, dream ♪ about green money cashflow ♪

♪ Since I was a teen ♪

♪ Had a scheme to make more grass frow ♪

♪ Hungry, that's for sure ♪

♪ Keep it movin' on these assholes ♪

♪ Now I'mma flash dough ♪

♪ Low key, high mash folks ♪

♪ Some torch, some smoke ♪ it from a glass bowl ♪

♪ To get the feelin' that I'm feelin' ♪

♪ When I stash dough ♪

♪ You get them all when ♪ I run up in my pat ♪

♪ So I keep the heater close ♪

♪ You best believe I'm ready to bast yo ♪

♪ He chased and put some chasin' dollars ♪

♪ What I look like ♪

♪ Being broke, man, I'd ♪ really live the crook life ♪

♪ Whatever clever for the cheddar ♪

♪ Leavin' good right ♪

♪ Make it better so we ♪ can leave the hood life ♪

♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪

♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪

♪ Dizzo ♪

♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪

♪ Business mind on the grind ♪

♪ And on time for sure ♪

♪ Dizzo ♪

♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪

♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪

♪ Dizzo ♪

♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪

♪ Business mind on the grind ♪

♪ And on time for sure ♪