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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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- _
- What's it say?
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They said I took their stupid pen.
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I don't know what you do,
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but it doesn't come from painting nails.
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This right here, crime jar.
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- What is that?
- Happy anniversary.
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No. One of us has to be good!
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Why?
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Before we get started,
I wanted to introduce you to Lila.
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I'll see you at home.
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- Pack up your desk.
- No.
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I'll tell them how you promote
using only your vagina.
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So what are we gonna do here?
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Gain back his trust.
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Pay someone else to blow his brains out?
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- A professional.
- Max has that cousin.
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He's a former Navy SEAL. He'll do it.
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Third one this month out of Detroit.
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- Car paint?
- Or nail polish.
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Eww.
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It's a woman.
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["I FEEL PRETTY" BEGINS]
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♪ I feel pretty, oh, so pretty ♪
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♪ I feel pretty and witty and gay ♪
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♪ And I pity any girl ♪
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♪ Who isn't me today ♪
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♪ I feel charming, oh, so charming ♪
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♪ It's alarming how charming I feel ♪
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♪ And so pretty ♪
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♪ That I hardly can believe I'm real ♪
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♪ See the pretty girl
in that mirror there ♪
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♪ Who can that attractive girl be? ♪
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♪ Such a pretty face,
such a pretty dress ♪
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♪ Such a pretty smile,
such a pretty me! ♪
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♪ I feel stunning and entrancing ♪
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♪ Feel like running
and dancing for joy ♪
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♪ For I'm loved ♪
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♪ By a pretty wonderful boy! ♪
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♪ I feel pretty, oh, so pretty ♪
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♪ That the city should give me its key ♪
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♪ A committee ♪
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♪ Should be organized to honor me ♪
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WOMEN: ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ I feel dizzy, I feel sunny ♪
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♪ I feel fizzy and funny and fine ♪
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♪ And so pretty ♪
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♪ Miss America can just resign! ♪
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WOMEN: ♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ See the pretty girl
in that mirror there ♪
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WOMEN: ♪ What mirror, where? ♪
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♪ Who can that attractive girl be? ♪
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WOMEN: ♪ Which, what, where, whom? ♪
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♪ Such a pretty face,
such a pretty dress ♪
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♪ Such a pretty smile,
such a pretty me! ♪
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WOMEN: ♪ Such a pretty me,
such a pretty me ♪
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- ♪ Such a pretty me! ♪
- ♪ I feel stunning ♪
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- WOMEN: ♪ I feel stunning ♪
- ♪ And entrancing ♪
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- WOMEN: ♪ And entrancing ♪
- ♪ Feel like running ♪
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- ♪ And dancing for joy ♪
- ♪ And dancing for joy ♪
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ALL: ♪ For I'm loved by
a pretty wonderful boy! ♪
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Guess what I did this weekend.
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Not a spray tan.
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I'm allergic to the chemicals.
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- What's your hair's excuse?
- Mm.
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So I called Gary in Terrorism
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who knows Stephanie in Foreign Affairs.
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You're not even listening.
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Well, my weekend was way better.
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I had him recall the nail polish.
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Why?
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Well, eventually,
they'll need more, right?
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And then we'll know.
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- Who signed off on that?
- Dave.
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Wait, my Dave?
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He just doesn't know it.
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- DL Dave?
- Mm-hmm.
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You know he and I were, like...
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- Oh, I know.
- Like, all weekend.
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All over. I mean, like, everywhere.
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You think he ran into you by accident?
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God, I love you.
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Needed him busy.
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By the way, what's his wife like?
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[SIGHS] Private sector. Perky boobs.
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Mm. What a waste.
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Rite Aid, Walmart,
Walgreens, Amazon, eBay.
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I mean, there is a nail
salon in Bloomfield Hills
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selling them for $200 a bottle.
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What? Did you try Sephora?
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- Did you try Sephora?
- I tried everything.
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Dude, how can one nail polish
color just suddenly be gone?
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My manager says their
wholesaler's out everywhere.
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It's just weird.
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Who would even want this
butt-ass ugly color besides us?
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- Exactly.
- You guys...
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We don't need it.
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Well, it won't pass without that glow.
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Then we don't make anymore.
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Uh, tell that to your boy.
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He won't be here.
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We have enough to hire Max's cousin.
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And he's not "my boy."
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[LAUGHS]
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A'ight. Let's dip.
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We're rich!
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- Not ours.
- Whose is it?
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Homeless, elderly, underserved youth,
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whoever needs it the most,
we'll give it to them.
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Why?
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'Cause that's what good people do.
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You guys, go pee before school.
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So who does this go to?
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Tsunami survivors?
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It's not right.
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This is like "Below Deck."
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It's just not you, okay?
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They keep one guy up
on the bridge overnight
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to be a lookout.
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Okay.
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Why does it have to be me?
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- You're the cop.
- Maybe I'm asking you to take a shift.
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My ship has sailed, Stanley.
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Well, then I guess
nobody's gonna be watching
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- when the iceberg hits.
- [SNAP]
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What?
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We should focus.
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Well, that's exactly how
I studied in high school.
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Well, if that worked,
then we wouldn't be here.
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On to geometry.
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- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- Oh, sorry.
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It's Josh. Dinner stuff.
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You guys going out
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[BRITISH ACCENT] for a
bit of bangers and mash?
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Perhaps some fish and chips?
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[LAUGHS]
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- He's cooking.
- Mm.
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Well, reheating. Okay.
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- How are you with theorems?
- Super strong.
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Real good. So, like, you know...
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What do you guys...
what are you guys into?
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[SOFT POP MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]
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- I don't know. Lots of stuff.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, like, uh, what?
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Books?
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We have fun.
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Mm.
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Like, uh...
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fun, fun?
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Like crazy fun.
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Well, that's the best kind.
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Yeah, like, you know,
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I-really-shouldn't-even-say kind of fun.
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Dr. Cohen.
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It'd be inappropriate.
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But, of course, I'm not your patient.
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They don't have sex.
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How do you know?
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He's a mouth-breather,
and she's a light-sleeper,
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so they keep separate places.
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Okay. So?
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For nine years.
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Doesn't mean they're not getting nasty.
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They take Egyptology
together at Wayne State.
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They're not getting nasty.
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How are we even supposed to
know what this guy looks like?
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He'll find us.
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What'd you tell him?
Look for the blind person,
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or the D-bag?
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Where is this guy?
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[SIGHS]
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Oh.
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Hm.
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Yeah...
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Mrs. Boland.
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Beth is fine.
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Max got me up to speed on
what y'all are looking for.
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- Awesome.
- Cool, cool.
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And do you feel like it's
something that you're...
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capable of?
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If I'm being totally honest here,
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I might not have what it takes.
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Really?
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But you've done this kind of job before?
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I work mainly with explosives.
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Oh. That makes sense.
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Car bombs, IEDs, pyrotechnics,
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stuff that really, you know...
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Leaves a mark.
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Bingo.
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From what Max said about your target,
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he's not a guy who's so
easy to get close to.
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You're gonna need a sniper.
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Well, where do we find one of those?
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I know a guy. Already
got him up to speed.
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Hold on a minute.
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Max got you up to speed
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so you could get
another guy up to speed?
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How many speeds are we looking at here?
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He's who you want.
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Who is "he"?
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I have no idea.
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He's that good.
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Well, how do we find him?
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He finds you.
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Okay, we've got a bit of a problem
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'cause we're in a time crunch.
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We provide a service for the target...
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That we are not currently
able to provide, so...
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So we need to...
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neutralize our target
before we become his target.
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You want it done right, don't you?
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Thumbs up, or thumbs down?
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Thumb...
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thumbs up?
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Gonna need to see 'em.
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Now put them up your asses
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'cause this might take a hot minute.
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And so when the song came out,
I was like,
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"Hello, Mr. Smith, I've been saying
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'get jiggy wit it' since '91."
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And when did it hit the clubs?
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'95, earliest.
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Guys, I have news.
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Just got heads up from corporate.
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We're not supposed to know,
so act super surprised.
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But we just won the Crystal Whale
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for the Southeastern Michigan division.
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Dope.
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Great job, everyone.
Let's get back to work.
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You got some nerve.
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What's your problem now?
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Every person on that floor
busts their ass for this place.
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They go to conferences,
they chase every lead,
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they work overtime, they never
see their kids, and for what?
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To get dressed up and
watch you collect some award for...
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for, for co-signing their deals?
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I told them to put your name on it.
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What?
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You have a choice of walnut
or mahogany base.
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Mahogany ages better.
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Why me?
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Your first month here,
you got higher sales
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than Eric had in eight years.
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- Thanks.
- You earned it.
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Oh, would you tell the
team that they're allowed
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to have fun at the show?
I'm not a total monster.
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Why don't you just tell them yourself?
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I'm gonna skip this year.
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Use my ticket for your wife.
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I like Circus Peanut.
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It's too bright.
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Yeah, Island Mango's closer.
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The hue's off.
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Well, can't you just do a combo thing?
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I am not McDonald's.
I don't just do combos.
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It took months to get this thing legit.
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[SIGHS] Check your phone.
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- I just did.
- Did you check Facebook?
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'Cause a hitman's
gonna friend-request me?
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00:12:29,718 --> 00:12:32,176
Oh, like you're so versed
in how they communicate.
263
00:12:32,937 --> 00:12:34,231
It doesn't have to be perfect.
264
00:12:34,256 --> 00:12:36,177
It just has to be good
enough to buy us some time.
265
00:12:36,201 --> 00:12:38,933
- Yeah, come on, girl. Beast mode.
- You got this.
266
00:12:39,227 --> 00:12:42,699
One part Peach En Fuego,
one part Tang Bang,
267
00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:46,199
a few drops of Prairie Fire...
268
00:12:47,112 --> 00:12:49,543
And a smidge of
Oh My Darlin' Clementine.
269
00:12:50,118 --> 00:12:52,051
Fire up the press.
270
00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:02,816
- Why don't we talk about...
- No.
271
00:13:03,252 --> 00:13:05,319
You don't even know what I'm gonna say.
272
00:13:06,606 --> 00:13:08,979
One question, then we move on.
273
00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,802
- Great.
- Fine.
274
00:13:10,826 --> 00:13:12,926
- Now?
- Shoot.
275
00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:16,545
Why her?
276
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:19,840
We're compatible.
277
00:13:20,512 --> 00:13:22,744
The woman dehydrates fruit.
278
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,230
My favorite.
279
00:13:24,399 --> 00:13:26,944
- She loves Pilates.
- So do I.
280
00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:28,777
No man loves that.
281
00:13:29,157 --> 00:13:31,433
Well, that's how relationships
work, Annie,
282
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,002
at least healthy ones.
283
00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:34,269
Hot.
284
00:13:34,294 --> 00:13:38,174
Say there's 100 things about
a person you could like.
285
00:13:38,199 --> 00:13:40,754
Connect to anything over 50,
and it will last.
286
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,605
- Whew. Scorching hot.
- It's not a bad thing
287
00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:46,183
for partnerships to make sense on paper.
288
00:13:47,805 --> 00:13:49,902
I guess I just don't
really believe in lists.
289
00:13:49,927 --> 00:13:51,838
Taking inventory of a relationship
290
00:13:51,863 --> 00:13:54,598
helps you realize what matters.
291
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:59,348
Like Pilates and dried fruit.
292
00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:02,784
Those are just two, but yeah.
293
00:14:02,816 --> 00:14:04,582
Gotcha, boss.
294
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,379
That's enough for today.
295
00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:11,762
I still have three minutes left.
296
00:14:11,787 --> 00:14:13,645
I'll credit your account.
297
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,465
Look, all I'm saying
is that I'd rather not
298
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,602
have to crunch numbers to find my mate.
299
00:14:19,627 --> 00:14:21,606
How's that gone for you?
300
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:30,127
That is enough for today.
301
00:14:38,415 --> 00:14:39,923
Oh, by the way, Mrs. Karpinski said
302
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:42,442
she may have a futon for us.
303
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,946
We would be sitting on a giant litterbox
304
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,738
with all those cats.
305
00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:51,527
Oh, and I won the Crystal Whale.
306
00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:55,305
Really?
307
00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:57,535
You are looking at the
Southeastern Michigan
308
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,551
regional hot tub king.
309
00:15:00,011 --> 00:15:02,223
- Spa.
- Spa.
310
00:15:02,248 --> 00:15:03,996
Spa king.
311
00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:08,442
- Will you come?
- Of course.
312
00:15:08,652 --> 00:15:10,627
Will you wear that dress?
313
00:15:11,199 --> 00:15:13,089
What dress?
314
00:15:15,188 --> 00:15:17,160
The one you wore for him.
315
00:15:17,802 --> 00:15:19,769
[CELL PHONE BUZZES]
316
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,933
What's that?
317
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,917
Money.
318
00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:42,363
No.
319
00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:45,061
It's not.
320
00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:48,145
- Yeah, it is.
- Not money I could use.
321
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:53,296
Oh, we had to change the formula.
322
00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:55,012
Change it back.
323
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,660
It's not possible.
324
00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,801
Yo, I been thinking about this, um,
325
00:16:10,446 --> 00:16:13,520
relationship of ours.
326
00:16:14,565 --> 00:16:16,738
Lot of issues, you and me.
327
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:22,317
I don't disagree.
328
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,910
Cut you in. That didn't work.
329
00:16:26,746 --> 00:16:29,098
Gun to your head. Nothing.
330
00:16:31,246 --> 00:16:34,192
I don't know how to
incentivize you anymore.
331
00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:36,910
So...
332
00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:48,022
Open it.
333
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,035
I don't get it.
334
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,996
[LAUGHS] Take it out.
335
00:17:04,761 --> 00:17:06,082
I don't want to.
336
00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:08,012
We got another job for you.
337
00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:12,520
Well, whatever it is,
I don't want to do it.
338
00:17:13,702 --> 00:17:15,313
Oh. [LAUGHS]
339
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,403
[BOTH LAUGH]
340
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,122
Take it out, Elizabeth.
341
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,215
Maybe you're right.
342
00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:38,027
I'm the problem.
343
00:17:40,237 --> 00:17:42,301
Well, go ahead and finish me off.
344
00:17:42,797 --> 00:17:44,863
If you want to.
345
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:07,934
We're good.
346
00:18:09,993 --> 00:18:11,926
Cool.
347
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,777
That's what he used to take
of your friend, by the way.
348
00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:24,736
Why?
349
00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:28,543
Incentive.
350
00:18:33,536 --> 00:18:34,995
Why did I touch it?
351
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,910
Why did you touch it?
352
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,734
What was I supposed to do?
353
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,336
Not touch it.
354
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,872
Some hood-ass man gives you
a questionable envelope?
355
00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:46,480
Okay, for starters,
you guys weren't there,
356
00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:48,449
and the atmosphere was very threatening.
357
00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:49,699
You don't open it.
358
00:18:49,724 --> 00:18:52,473
Okay, I'm, like, so used to that man
359
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,051
just handing me guns that I, like,
I don't even think about it.
360
00:18:55,076 --> 00:18:56,323
God, he's good.
361
00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,882
I need you to stop that.
It's making me crazy.
362
00:19:00,872 --> 00:19:02,872
It's how I think now.
363
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,621
[SIGHS]
364
00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:11,548
He's not getting a good batch
without my Creamsicle Sunset.
365
00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:14,807
What about that place that we went?
366
00:19:14,831 --> 00:19:17,051
The markup is insane.
367
00:19:17,332 --> 00:19:19,433
I wasn't talking about buying it.
368
00:19:20,436 --> 00:19:22,276
Well, they're gonna know it's us.
369
00:19:22,301 --> 00:19:23,915
- How?
- Because that woman
370
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,940
saw our faces, Annie.
371
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:37,305
[SIGHS]
372
00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:40,418
She didn't see mine.
373
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,402
I'll do it.
374
00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:48,402
You touched it.
375
00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:55,623
[BACK-UP BEEPING]
376
00:19:55,648 --> 00:19:58,309
God doesn't need your stuff.
377
00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:02,309
What good is stuff to the King of kings?
378
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:06,415
What he wants is our
hearts and our souls
379
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:10,320
and our creativity to
think outside ourselves
380
00:20:10,345 --> 00:20:11,996
through service.
381
00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:16,449
Ruby Hill, come up here
and give your testimony.
382
00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:27,246
Sister Hill saw a need in our community,
383
00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:28,926
and she filled it.
384
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:32,184
Tomorrow, I'm taking women
from the Brush Street Mission
385
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,685
to a nail salon.
386
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:36,355
It's not a big deal.
I just thought that these
387
00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:39,910
underserved women should
feel good about themselves.
388
00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:43,042
And she's humble, too. Amen.
389
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,563
ALL: Amen.
390
00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:51,587
[APPLAUSE]
391
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,035
I can't decide. Fingers or toes?
392
00:20:57,410 --> 00:20:59,110
Do both.
393
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,512
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
394
00:21:03,537 --> 00:21:10,642
♪ ♪
395
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:16,894
[SINGING IN JAPANESE]
396
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:20,746
♪ ♪
397
00:21:20,771 --> 00:21:23,645
Oh, come on.
398
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,961
Sarah, open the door.
399
00:21:25,986 --> 00:21:27,638
[SIGHS]
400
00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:29,236
You want to sort of tilt it back,
401
00:21:29,261 --> 00:21:30,471
more towards your butt.
402
00:21:30,496 --> 00:21:32,911
- It won't go in.
- I promise it will.
403
00:21:32,935 --> 00:21:34,780
Just shove it on up there.
404
00:21:34,804 --> 00:21:36,324
How?
405
00:21:37,103 --> 00:21:39,809
She just got her first,
you know, code red.
406
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:43,246
Look at the picture on
the damn instructions.
407
00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,456
45-degree angle, baby girl.
408
00:21:45,481 --> 00:21:47,331
Oh, 'cause I have a protractor.
409
00:21:47,356 --> 00:21:49,095
Let me in. I will help you.
410
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,652
Go away.
411
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:53,917
Is there a key to get in here?
412
00:21:53,942 --> 00:21:56,801
Oh, my God. Of course.
413
00:21:56,826 --> 00:21:59,278
Bet a man made
those instructions, right?
414
00:22:09,005 --> 00:22:11,849
Well, now you know how to put
one in when the time comes.
415
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,483
What'd you steal in there?
416
00:22:14,508 --> 00:22:16,141
Don't worry about it.
417
00:22:17,518 --> 00:22:19,440
I was an accomplice.
418
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:22,424
We're even now. Your debt is paid.
419
00:22:22,449 --> 00:22:24,361
You're the biggest hypocrite.
420
00:22:24,915 --> 00:22:27,027
I'm your mother.
421
00:22:27,315 --> 00:22:28,767
So it's okay for you to just do
422
00:22:28,791 --> 00:22:30,815
whatever you want whenever you want?
423
00:22:31,194 --> 00:22:32,494
Oh.
424
00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:34,916
You think I get off on this?
425
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:38,071
What an example you are, Sister Ruby.
426
00:22:38,096 --> 00:22:40,979
Don't look at me with
your little smug, judgy face,
427
00:22:41,003 --> 00:22:45,551
like you're grown when you
know nothing about nothing.
428
00:22:45,893 --> 00:22:47,275
I have homework.
429
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:49,885
What, you thought kidneys grow on trees?
430
00:22:50,546 --> 00:22:53,299
I made a choice, okay?
431
00:22:53,716 --> 00:22:56,400
To do something I thought
I would never do.
432
00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:00,783
And it wasn't for fun
or to have nice things.
433
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,425
What do you mean?
434
00:23:05,962 --> 00:23:08,924
I bought you a second chance.
435
00:23:09,383 --> 00:23:11,729
I'm sorry, I stole it.
436
00:23:12,222 --> 00:23:15,379
Something that insurance,
prayers, neighbors,
437
00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:17,291
none of that could do.
438
00:23:17,572 --> 00:23:20,718
And I will be damned
if I threw my soul away
439
00:23:20,743 --> 00:23:23,010
so you could turn out like this.
440
00:23:26,963 --> 00:23:29,104
Why didn't you just tell me that?
441
00:23:30,549 --> 00:23:32,617
I didn't think I'd ever have to.
442
00:23:32,642 --> 00:23:35,807
[ENGINE REVS]
443
00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:45,074
What's all this?
444
00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:48,413
I had to take more than just
the polish to pin it on,
445
00:23:48,437 --> 00:23:50,244
you know, the underserved.
446
00:23:50,993 --> 00:23:53,565
At least they got free
mani-pedis out of it.
447
00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:57,169
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
448
00:23:57,194 --> 00:23:58,772
You did good.
449
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:17,225
- Hey.
- What did he forget?
450
00:24:18,678 --> 00:24:20,030
Homework.
451
00:24:20,055 --> 00:24:21,999
He had his backpack.
452
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,225
Hm.
453
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:28,597
[SOFT MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]
454
00:24:35,662 --> 00:24:38,031
This is... We have paper at home.
455
00:24:38,055 --> 00:24:39,600
Oh.
456
00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:42,413
- Oh?
- Yeah, the, um...
457
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,483
- Seriously?
- I had to ask you something.
458
00:24:53,097 --> 00:24:54,905
- There it is.
- I knew you would never come.
459
00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:56,674
Yeah, well, you were right.
460
00:24:56,699 --> 00:24:57,786
[MOANS]
461
00:24:57,811 --> 00:24:59,945
[GROANS] All right, what, what?
462
00:25:01,102 --> 00:25:02,905
Okay.
463
00:25:05,489 --> 00:25:08,514
What was on your list?
464
00:25:09,035 --> 00:25:10,850
Huh?
465
00:25:11,623 --> 00:25:15,826
Like, when you first met me,
what did you like?
466
00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:19,517
- Your boobs.
- Right.
467
00:25:19,542 --> 00:25:21,510
But what else?
468
00:25:21,535 --> 00:25:22,545
Well, I mean, the fact
469
00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,413
that you showed me one during detention.
470
00:25:24,438 --> 00:25:28,733
Okay, I think I mean more like,
you know, like...
471
00:25:29,533 --> 00:25:32,163
like why'd you choose me?
472
00:25:37,476 --> 00:25:38,726
- I gotta go home.
- Hey, you know,
473
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,483
you're the one who wanted me to go
to therapy in the first place.
474
00:25:42,950 --> 00:25:44,461
Fine.
475
00:25:44,486 --> 00:25:46,249
Um...
476
00:25:47,728 --> 00:25:50,108
you were really...
477
00:25:50,851 --> 00:25:52,429
you're a really good mom.
478
00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:55,124
- Eww.
- Eww? That's a nice...
479
00:25:55,149 --> 00:25:56,944
- It...
- All right.
480
00:26:04,882 --> 00:26:06,460
All right.
481
00:26:06,485 --> 00:26:09,944
Say, like, we were
at a party or something,
482
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,749
and someone was doing something stupid,
483
00:26:11,774 --> 00:26:14,139
like laughing too loud,
484
00:26:14,164 --> 00:26:16,147
or some woman comes out of the bathroom
485
00:26:16,172 --> 00:26:19,274
with her skirt tucked
into her underwear...
486
00:26:21,285 --> 00:26:24,219
Even if I wasn't right
next to you, I just...
487
00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,610
I knew that I'd look across the room
488
00:26:28,635 --> 00:26:32,453
and you'd be cracking up
'cause you'd seen it, too.
489
00:26:38,504 --> 00:26:40,820
So does that count?
490
00:26:41,761 --> 00:26:44,047
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
What are you doing?
491
00:26:44,072 --> 00:26:45,650
- Therapy.
- No, you're just hammered.
492
00:26:45,675 --> 00:26:48,554
- So?
- So I have to go home.
493
00:26:48,579 --> 00:26:49,852
Just stay for one drink.
494
00:26:49,877 --> 00:26:51,328
It's never just one with us.
495
00:26:51,353 --> 00:26:52,969
Well, I have a brand-new bottle.
496
00:26:52,994 --> 00:26:54,572
Yeah, that's part of the problem.
497
00:26:54,597 --> 00:26:55,805
We don't even have to have sex.
498
00:26:55,829 --> 00:26:59,898
We could just, you know,
get naked and hang out.
499
00:27:01,367 --> 00:27:03,007
No, no.
500
00:27:03,337 --> 00:27:05,023
Sorry.
501
00:27:07,653 --> 00:27:10,570
Dakota's having
trouble sleeping at night.
502
00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:12,706
I do the night feeding, so...
503
00:27:12,793 --> 00:27:14,538
I got it.
504
00:27:15,873 --> 00:27:17,796
Okay.
505
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,546
Hey, you got a shaker?
506
00:27:41,571 --> 00:27:43,187
I don't have any furniture, man.
507
00:27:43,212 --> 00:27:44,820
Beth, we gotta go.
508
00:27:44,845 --> 00:27:46,023
What about olive picks?
509
00:27:46,048 --> 00:27:48,226
There's no time. Limo's almost here.
510
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,653
They're roadies.
511
00:27:50,966 --> 00:27:54,145
Phil went to the Radisson
instead of the Sheraton.
512
00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:55,770
[BOTH LAUGHING]
513
00:27:57,524 --> 00:27:59,858
Oh, snap.
514
00:28:00,419 --> 00:28:02,663
[LAUGHS] Yeah, you like it?
515
00:28:02,688 --> 00:28:04,992
You must be a beaver, 'cause damn.
516
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,041
Dude, chill.
517
00:28:06,066 --> 00:28:08,632
[LAUGHS] Can you zip me up?
518
00:28:08,657 --> 00:28:10,359
With pleasure.
519
00:28:10,761 --> 00:28:12,773
You look incredible.
520
00:28:12,798 --> 00:28:14,209
Not so bad yourself.
521
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,019
Thank you. Hey,
will you record my speech?
522
00:28:17,044 --> 00:28:19,688
Yeah, let me see
how much battery I have.
523
00:28:19,713 --> 00:28:21,236
I'm gonna tell the kids to go to bed
524
00:28:21,261 --> 00:28:24,158
like they do in the Oscars.
[CLEARS THROAT]
525
00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:28,943
What?
526
00:28:30,478 --> 00:28:32,289
Oh, no.
527
00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:34,673
I'm so sorry.
528
00:28:34,698 --> 00:28:36,689
Martini or prosecco? Shout it out.
529
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,361
Are you serious right now?
530
00:28:38,386 --> 00:28:39,764
I know how important this is.
531
00:28:39,789 --> 00:28:41,923
It's the Crystal Whale.
532
00:28:43,294 --> 00:28:45,384
- You're not coming?
- It's 'cause of him?
533
00:28:45,409 --> 00:28:47,843
No. No.
534
00:28:48,999 --> 00:28:51,954
You know what? Don't sweat it.
535
00:28:51,979 --> 00:28:55,126
It's fine. Hey, let's roll. Limo's here.
536
00:28:56,098 --> 00:28:57,809
No big deal.
537
00:28:57,834 --> 00:28:59,412
Dean.
538
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,864
It's not a real thing anyway.
539
00:29:01,889 --> 00:29:04,181
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
540
00:29:04,206 --> 00:29:06,204
Hey.
541
00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:12,226
I needed to meet face to face.
542
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,361
In my line of work,
543
00:29:13,386 --> 00:29:16,354
you have to be careful
who you get in bed with.
544
00:29:18,658 --> 00:29:22,673
So our mutual friend got
you up to speed with...
545
00:29:22,698 --> 00:29:26,134
I am so sorry.
546
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:30,345
I can't talk shop on an empty stomach.
547
00:29:30,526 --> 00:29:33,361
Do they serve breakfast all day here?
548
00:29:34,133 --> 00:29:36,333
Great eggs B.
549
00:29:39,351 --> 00:29:40,758
Done.
550
00:29:47,674 --> 00:29:48,846
Was it not good?
551
00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:50,471
Exquisite.
552
00:29:51,009 --> 00:29:55,242
Dolly Parton famously takes
one bite of each food group.
553
00:29:55,267 --> 00:29:56,810
It's how she's kept her figure.
554
00:29:57,386 --> 00:29:58,697
Oh?
555
00:29:58,722 --> 00:30:01,592
All right. Shall we
look at our calendars?
556
00:30:02,526 --> 00:30:04,459
Can...
557
00:30:06,676 --> 00:30:10,656
I'm kind of new to this.
558
00:30:11,521 --> 00:30:13,779
I don't get a lot of repeat customers.
559
00:30:13,804 --> 00:30:15,342
[LAUGHS]
560
00:30:15,367 --> 00:30:17,076
Um...
561
00:30:17,701 --> 00:30:19,982
How does this work?
562
00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:26,173
Say I'm your lawyer.
563
00:30:26,198 --> 00:30:28,506
I usually do a fair amount of prep work
564
00:30:28,533 --> 00:30:31,756
before we would go to... trial.
565
00:30:32,013 --> 00:30:34,201
So I charge by the hour.
566
00:30:34,226 --> 00:30:37,372
Research and discovery is billed at 700.
567
00:30:37,397 --> 00:30:40,490
The defendant, is he local?
568
00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:44,817
Okay, so travel is not an issue.
569
00:30:44,842 --> 00:30:48,188
All other expenses are
on top of the retainer.
570
00:30:48,376 --> 00:30:50,990
Trial itself will run you 60 grand.
571
00:30:51,978 --> 00:30:53,904
We were told 30.
572
00:30:53,929 --> 00:30:57,756
By a man with no arms,
who you're free to hire.
573
00:30:58,936 --> 00:31:00,967
I only brought 30.
574
00:31:01,753 --> 00:31:03,951
You'll receive invoices as we go.
575
00:31:03,976 --> 00:31:07,498
So how is...
576
00:31:08,018 --> 00:31:12,240
Tuesday at 3:45?
577
00:31:12,265 --> 00:31:13,849
Is that too soon?
578
00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:17,435
- No, sooner's better.
- Oh, no, scrap that.
579
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:18,709
I'll be in Ohio.
580
00:31:18,734 --> 00:31:20,334
Any chance he's in Ohio?
581
00:31:20,901 --> 00:31:24,810
All right, the next available slot
582
00:31:24,835 --> 00:31:27,529
that I have is...
583
00:31:29,818 --> 00:31:31,404
Oh.
584
00:31:32,389 --> 00:31:35,084
Friday. Morning.
585
00:31:39,004 --> 00:31:40,737
That works.
586
00:31:42,386 --> 00:31:43,986
Done.
587
00:31:50,892 --> 00:31:52,974
Thank you, Mrs. Boland.
588
00:31:56,188 --> 00:31:58,826
[MELLOW MUSIC]
589
00:31:58,851 --> 00:32:00,724
_
590
00:32:27,552 --> 00:32:29,333
Hey.
591
00:32:32,336 --> 00:32:33,913
How'd it go?
592
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,128
Oh, it was...
593
00:32:36,153 --> 00:32:38,107
it was pretty great.
594
00:32:39,185 --> 00:32:40,677
You okay?
595
00:32:40,702 --> 00:32:42,583
Yeah, I'm fine.
596
00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:45,161
What are doing here?
597
00:32:46,845 --> 00:32:49,372
Following up on some emails.
598
00:32:49,491 --> 00:32:51,107
Why don't you go home?
599
00:32:53,386 --> 00:32:56,242
I really don't have much
to go home to, Dean.
600
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,640
My husband has three TVs in his office.
601
00:33:01,665 --> 00:33:05,593
Each one has a different
sporting event on at all times.
602
00:33:06,495 --> 00:33:09,608
My daughter practically
lives with her friend.
603
00:33:09,795 --> 00:33:11,828
And...
604
00:33:11,853 --> 00:33:14,265
my Labradoodle only eats
605
00:33:14,290 --> 00:33:17,203
if my husband fills the bowl, so...
606
00:33:17,869 --> 00:33:19,390
Oh.
607
00:33:20,606 --> 00:33:23,515
I thought I'd put this on your shelf.
608
00:33:23,641 --> 00:33:25,703
Oh, you don't have to do that.
609
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,492
Oh, it looks good.
610
00:33:34,624 --> 00:33:37,211
You went with the walnut, huh?
611
00:33:42,558 --> 00:33:44,523
I don't...
612
00:33:45,087 --> 00:33:47,723
I don't think you're...
613
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:50,371
you know, a monster.
614
00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:25,598
What now?
615
00:34:29,574 --> 00:34:30,918
I have a surprise for you.
616
00:34:30,942 --> 00:34:33,004
- I'm scared.
- I did my homework.
617
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,996
That is a surprise.
618
00:34:35,362 --> 00:34:37,418
Yeah, well, Greg came over.
619
00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,744
Oh, okay.
620
00:34:38,769 --> 00:34:40,645
And we started making that list.
621
00:34:40,670 --> 00:34:44,074
- Oh. How'd it go?
- It was... revelatory.
622
00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:47,012
- All ears.
- You see,
623
00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:50,504
every time that we had
something in common,
624
00:34:50,529 --> 00:34:53,628
I just wanted to rip his pants off,
you know?
625
00:34:53,653 --> 00:34:56,175
Like, for example,
we both like making sandwiches
626
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,425
out of Pop Tarts,
but that didn't even make it
627
00:34:58,450 --> 00:35:00,901
on the list because we started kissing.
628
00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:03,229
And not just like a little peck.
629
00:35:03,254 --> 00:35:07,935
Like, full on, with tongue, making out.
630
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,522
- That kind of thing.
- Mm-hmm.
631
00:35:09,547 --> 00:35:12,526
Oh, and we both like naps.
632
00:35:13,323 --> 00:35:15,573
- Well, who doesn't?
- Mm-hmm.
633
00:35:15,598 --> 00:35:17,573
But see, of course, that doesn't make it
634
00:35:17,598 --> 00:35:19,375
on the list, either, because by now,
635
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,446
we're in each other's pants.
636
00:35:22,471 --> 00:35:23,604
And, you know, when I say pants,
637
00:35:23,628 --> 00:35:27,448
I mean, like,
we're deep inside the underwear.
638
00:35:27,697 --> 00:35:30,284
And, uh, you know, we're both
639
00:35:30,309 --> 00:35:32,198
just so crazy turned on
640
00:35:32,223 --> 00:35:33,971
that we don't even
make it to the bedroom.
641
00:35:33,996 --> 00:35:36,775
So we're on the couch,
and he kind of, like,
642
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,370
kind of flips me up on top of him,
643
00:35:38,395 --> 00:35:41,159
you know, in kind
of a Cirque du Soleil type...
644
00:35:41,184 --> 00:35:43,081
Okay, I get it, Annie.
645
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,034
You know how it is
when you're just so...
646
00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:49,339
you're so in sync with someone
that it kind of feels like
647
00:35:49,364 --> 00:35:52,010
an old song you know all the words to?
648
00:35:52,293 --> 00:35:55,873
Every instrument, every note,
649
00:35:55,898 --> 00:35:59,073
every beat, the rhythm,
650
00:35:59,098 --> 00:36:04,790
and the tempo, you know,
it just take you over until...
651
00:36:04,815 --> 00:36:06,080
Okay, yeah.
652
00:36:06,104 --> 00:36:08,276
And all of a sudden,
you're not even human anymore.
653
00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:10,800
You're just an animal.
654
00:36:10,825 --> 00:36:13,203
Just made out of nerve endings
655
00:36:13,228 --> 00:36:18,604
and feelings in that hot, aching need...
656
00:36:18,629 --> 00:36:20,346
All right.
657
00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:27,026
So I guess what I learned is that
658
00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:28,929
there could be 99 things on that list,
659
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:32,956
but, to me, only one matters.
660
00:36:33,266 --> 00:36:35,128
And what's that?
661
00:36:36,406 --> 00:36:38,106
Spark.
662
00:36:42,257 --> 00:36:44,102
But I'm...
663
00:36:44,127 --> 00:36:46,464
but I'm sure you must have that, right?
664
00:36:51,235 --> 00:36:53,635
Thank you for your honesty.
665
00:36:55,065 --> 00:36:57,300
Thank you for your advice.
666
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:07,776
Nail salon robbed, right?
667
00:37:07,801 --> 00:37:10,425
Super ritzy suburb.
Guess what they took.
668
00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:12,096
Not that coat.
669
00:37:12,581 --> 00:37:15,214
- How's DL Dave's mood?
- Not good.
670
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:16,616
Think he'll give me the go-ahead?
671
00:37:16,641 --> 00:37:18,417
He's still pissed about the recall.
672
00:37:19,394 --> 00:37:21,074
It's like Bin Laden, right?
673
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,652
If nail polish was a weapon
of mass destruction, sure.
674
00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:26,494
No one believed the
analysts when they said
675
00:37:26,519 --> 00:37:27,945
follow the courier.
676
00:37:27,970 --> 00:37:30,143
The CIA didn't listen to them for years.
677
00:37:30,175 --> 00:37:33,221
Thought they were useless.
Basement trash.
678
00:37:33,246 --> 00:37:34,816
You know, 'cause
they worked in the basement.
679
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,292
But they sift through the evidence,
680
00:37:36,317 --> 00:37:37,657
they track every lead,
681
00:37:37,682 --> 00:37:40,561
and they end up being the
ones who cracked the case.
682
00:37:40,586 --> 00:37:42,030
They found him.
683
00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:46,136
Not the Pakistani ops.
Not the fancy drones.
684
00:37:46,295 --> 00:37:48,173
The basement trash.
685
00:37:48,198 --> 00:37:49,886
That's definitely trash.
686
00:37:49,911 --> 00:37:52,909
- Hey, it's new.
- It's a parade float.
687
00:37:53,533 --> 00:37:55,946
- I'm going in.
- Okay, take that off.
688
00:37:55,971 --> 00:37:59,058
It's offensive.
Tell him I ran the analytics.
689
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:00,266
Did you?
690
00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:02,383
I will by the time he's
done yelling at you.
691
00:38:02,408 --> 00:38:05,126
Don't cry. Save it for the bathroom.
692
00:38:05,151 --> 00:38:06,814
And don't compare this to Bin Laden.
693
00:38:06,839 --> 00:38:09,275
You know this bitch is
hiding in a cave somewhere.
694
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:10,345
Do not.
695
00:38:10,370 --> 00:38:12,393
Just gotta root her out.
696
00:38:16,866 --> 00:38:18,532
[DOOR OPENS]
697
00:38:20,804 --> 00:38:22,648
Here's a question.
698
00:38:24,104 --> 00:38:26,714
Are there actual
truffles in truffle oil?
699
00:38:27,910 --> 00:38:31,206
Because one shaving of truffles
is like a gazillion dollars.
700
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:34,159
And, like, a bottle's 10 bucks.
701
00:38:34,742 --> 00:38:36,862
I quit my job today.
702
00:38:37,225 --> 00:38:38,725
Why?
703
00:38:43,982 --> 00:38:45,878
[CLEARS THROAT]
704
00:38:45,903 --> 00:38:48,050
Um...
705
00:38:48,814 --> 00:38:50,714
I kissed my boss.
706
00:39:23,335 --> 00:39:25,026
Why?
707
00:39:26,983 --> 00:39:28,583
She kissed me.
708
00:39:30,247 --> 00:39:31,725
Okay.
709
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:36,063
So... I, I kissed her back.
710
00:39:36,561 --> 00:39:38,395
And then what?
711
00:39:41,156 --> 00:39:44,620
She tried to undo my pants,
and I stopped her.
712
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:46,909
Why?
713
00:39:46,934 --> 00:39:49,824
'Cause the tux have
that weird double button,
714
00:39:49,849 --> 00:39:52,112
- and so I...
- Why did you stop her?
715
00:39:55,455 --> 00:39:59,624
Because... I don't want her.
716
00:40:02,426 --> 00:40:04,376
I want you.
717
00:40:06,117 --> 00:40:08,690
But I don't really have
the best track record,
718
00:40:08,715 --> 00:40:12,016
so I don't expect you to believe me.
719
00:40:13,939 --> 00:40:15,917
And if you need me to go to my mom's,
720
00:40:15,942 --> 00:40:17,768
just you say the word.
721
00:40:19,955 --> 00:40:22,120
But I really...
722
00:40:24,516 --> 00:40:27,081
Beth, I really want to stay.
723
00:40:43,187 --> 00:40:45,081
Dean.
724
00:40:46,954 --> 00:40:48,620
Yeah.
725
00:40:54,761 --> 00:40:56,358
Don't go.
726
00:40:56,382 --> 00:40:59,461
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
727
00:40:59,485 --> 00:41:02,440
♪ ♪
728
00:41:02,465 --> 00:41:03,800
Better not be my baby girl
729
00:41:03,825 --> 00:41:05,462
roaming these halls at midnight.
730
00:41:05,487 --> 00:41:07,581
Better be sleepwalking.
731
00:41:08,990 --> 00:41:11,370
I figured out who we should help.
732
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,229
This family,
733
00:41:15,254 --> 00:41:17,754
their kid was killed by a drunk driver.
734
00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:22,659
That's awful.
735
00:41:24,096 --> 00:41:27,642
Dad lost his job, bank took their house.
736
00:41:27,667 --> 00:41:29,807
How did you find these people?
737
00:41:31,104 --> 00:41:33,175
I got their daughter's kidney.
738
00:41:58,648 --> 00:42:00,495
How you feeling, champ?
739
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,745
Incentivized.
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