All language subtitles for For the Weekend (2020) (NetNaija.com)

(film reel clicks)

(soft foreboding music)

- [Man] I had a really
good time with you tonight.

- [Woman] Me too.

- [Man] I'll see you tomorrow?

- Yeah.
(man chuckling softly)

Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

- No, no, no, no, no, fuck!

What the fuck?

(dark foreboding music)

(Abby gasping)

(orchestral waltz music)

- Are you sure you don't
wanna cancel this weekend?

- What are you talkin' 'bout?

Why would we cancel?

- My brother just got outta rehab.

Tyler seems depressed or something.

I don't even know the last
time we talked to Margot.

I just feel like we'd have more fun

if it was just you and me.

- C'mon, it's my birthday.

Do you realize it's been almost two years

since the five of us
all hung out together?

It'll be like old times.

(door knocking)

Hey, come in.

Abby's here, hun.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- What's wrong?

- [Abby] (weeps) Oh god, I'm so--

- Abby, you didn't do
anything wrong, okay?

If he was cheating on you, you
should not beat yourself up.

- I didn't say he was cheating.

- I mean, he's got pictures
of girls on his phone.

What's the best-case scenario here?

You should just come with
us, have fun, let loose,

forget about the stress for one weekend.

- And Winston won't mind?

- No, not at all.

Are you kidding?

He'll be thrilled.

- Abby?

Why would Abby come?

- I think it'd be good for her.

Mitch is kind of a douchebag.

- Okay well, it seems like
you're meddling again.

- Again?
- Yeah.

Do you remember that
girl that you catfished

that your brother was dating?

- That girl was white trash.

- But do you remember

when we used to hang out every weekend?

Now all we do is work and
sleep, work and sleep.

I know everyone has stuff goin' on.

I just wanted one weekend where

we could hang out like we used to.

- You're gonna get that, okay?

I'm sure it's gonna be great.

- Promise?

- Yes.

I'll make sure.

- Okay, thank you.

- You're welcome.

(lips smacking)

- [Margot] Hey, it's Margot.

You know what to do.

- Hey, it's Winston.

I haven't heard from you,

but I'm just gonna text you the address

and hope to see you there.

- Look, don't let him force you.

This is typical Winston bullshit.

- I'm not letting him force me.

It could be fun.

And it might be nice to you know,

put it behind me after
everything that happened.

Get outta my head for the weekend.

If you don't go,

who am I going to make
sarcastic comments to

all weekend long?

Please.

Please, please, please,
please, please, please.

- Jesus fucking Christ.
- Please, please, please.

- Okay, fine.

I will go.

I'm gonna be late.

- You're an angel.

(birds chirping)

- He is not ready.

- You know what?

We probably just need to wait
'til the end of the cartoons.

When the cartoons are done, he'll be done.

- Okay, all right.

Can you please just take it
easy on him this weekend?

- I didn't say anything.

- I know, just give him a break.

Listen, I have something to tell you,

but I don't want you to be mad at me.

- That's a good start.

- Julia invited Abby.

She didn't tell me.

I just found out.

I think its gonna be fun.

I think it's gonna be good for you.

I don't think it's gonna be a problem.

I really don't.

I think it'll be fine.

I honestly do.

Car ride'll be fun.

We could do stuff in
the car that you like.

(orchestral waltz music)

- This fuckin' sucks, dude.

- I know, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna get your bag.

(soft orchestral music)
(birds chirping)

(Winston vocalizing)

- Winston fucking Russo, my man.

(Nate laughing)

Happy birthday.

Gosh dang it, it's so good to see you.

(Nate chuckling)

(soft intriguing music)

- (chuckles softly) Hey.

- Oh.
- I'll get this.

You can get in.
- Hi.

- You can take the outside.

I'll sit in the back.

- Hey bud, you scooch?

- Yeah.
- Scooch a little bit.

Can you move over a little bit?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- Okay.

Hi. (chuckles softly)

- So did you guys pick a date?

- What?

What?

What?

- Did you guys pick a date?

Sorry.
- What?

- I was just asking about your wedding.

- Oh.
- It's kinda hard to.

- Yeah, no we'll talk later.
(Nate chuckling)

- Hey, check this out.
- For sure.

- Isn't that tight?

- Yeah.

- Dude, look at that.
- So funny.

(soft intriguing music)

- Hmm, I don't have any service out here.

- Yeah it's kinda nice, right?

- Yeah, we're in the middle of the desert.

- It's kind of the point.

(wind whooshing)
(soft intriguing music)

(soft orchestral music)

(crow cawing)

- Here we are, huh?
- Yeah.

- Look at this place.

(crow cawing)

- It says to park outside the
gate, so that's what we'll do.

- [Tyler] We stopped (speaks faintly).

- This is.

C'mon.

(wind whooshing)

- [Tyler] Nate, I think that's
where your bunking (mumbles)

(Tyler drowned out by crow cawing)

- Okay, you take this.

Here.
- Thank you.

- That's for you.

This is also for you.

All right, I'll take these.

- Thank you.

- [Tyler] Oh yeah, look at this.

(people muttering)

Perfect.
- Yeah, it's great.

- [Tyler] Very humble.

Uh oh.

(wind whooshing)

(door squeaking)

- [Tyler] I think the Pentagon

uses a similar security system

where you just slightly
push the door open.

- Oh, stop it.

Aha.
- Ooh.

- Look at this place, hun.
- I thought you said

that I go in first.
- Mm-hmm.

- Nice.
- Very nice.

- Very nice.

- Very cool.

- Oh, hello.

- (grunts) Welcome to Casa Bandaresa.

I'm Doug, property owner.

- Winston, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, Winston.

Well why don't I give you quick tour, huh?

- Okay.

(soft intriguing music)

- You got your two spare bedrooms
here and across the hall.

You got the master for you and the Mrs.

- Oh, this is great.

- Private bathroom.

- Okay.

- Yup, you got the whole side
of the house for yourself,

so nobody'll be able
to hear ya. (chuckles)

(Winston chuckling softly)

You got your washer/dryer.

- Oh, nice.

- Yeah.

- Is this a closet?

- This is private.

This is my private property.

I'll ask you to respect that.

- [Winston] Sure, I'm sorry.

- I wanna show you something.

I think you'll enjoy it.

- [Winston] Okay.

What is this?

- These are some of the
rarest instruments of combat

in the history of civilization.

This is my piece de resistance.

This

is a special limited edition

Deutsche Waffen und Fabriken

manufactured Luger pistol.

Number eins neun sechs.

Do you realize what that means?

- I do not, no.

- It was issued to an officer.

That piece of machinery in your hand

belonged to a high-ranking
member of the SS.

It's impossible to say which.

- [Winston] Why do you have this?

- It was passed down to
me by my grandfather.

- [Winston] So your grandfather

took that from a Nazi officer?

- No.

(dark foreboding music)

I always lock this up before I leave town.

Better safe than sorry.

- (chuckles) Right.

- Right here.

Kept you pretty well-stocked
with water and perishables.

The nearest store is about 20 miles.

- Yeah, I noticed that.

- Got your pool and hot tub out there.

That's (sniffles) self-explanatory.

- Self-explanatory, right.

So hey, I noticed there's
some cell-dead spots up here.

- Oh yeah, the cells generally drop

once you pass Caya Tamazula.

But there's some you know,

random spots where you
can pick up service.

- Oh cool.

Do you know where those spots are?

- No.

- What if something happens,

like an emergency or I don't know?

- Emergency, yeah.

Well you got the landline right there

and for anything else, use the WiFi.

That modem is the best money can buy.

Most governments don't even allow it.

(door squeaking)

Well, I've got a flight to catch.

But one last thing before I go.

I know the Airgency has terms and agreement,

but I like to do mine face-to-face,

you know, friendly-like.

- [Winston] Yeah, I see that.

- So,

you just sign it.

- [Winston] Sign what?

- [Doug] Terms and agreement.

- [Winston] Okay.

- We'll just take this out right now.

Take care of my house, Warren.

- Okay, it's Winston.

(door squeaking)

Is it just me or did anyone else think

that guy's completely normal?

(Julia chuckling)

- Normal guy.
- Normal guy.

- Normal guy.
- Lovely guy.

- [Nate] Yup.

♪ There is just one thing ♪

♪ Left here to say ♪

- [Nate] Ooh baby, hittin' that vape-vape.

- Yeah.

- Oh, man.

How you doin'?

- Doin' good, just tryin'
to deejay this thing.

- Yeah.

Well that's kinda why I
came over here actually.

You think I could change
the music by chance

to somethin' like--

- [Tyler] Not really feelin' it?

- I don't know, maybe
somethin' more upbeat

or party-like, you know?

- Sure, yeah.

What're you thinkin'?

- Literally anything else.

- [Tyler] Yeah.

- Get off of your phone.

- What if he's tryin' to reach me,

but he can't because I don't have service?

- I'm gonna throw it in the pool.

This is what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna throw it in the pool.

Who cares if he's tryin' to reach you?

He's the one that asked for a break.

You deserve to have fun.

Right?
- One night.

- Taste this, this is very good.

- It's about animals, but
it's commenting on society.

It's actually an allegory for gun control.

- See, we're done.

You have fun.
- Yup, one night.

- We're gonna put this here

and we're not gonna think about him.

We're not gonna talk about him

and we're gonna have fun
'cause we deserve it.

- [Tyler] I'm really excited
to put it out actually.

- Hey, sorry to cut you off.

I'll be right back.

- Sure, yeah.

- [Nate] Thank you for
changing the music though.

- Okay, yeah.

You're right.

- Right about what?

(Abby chuckling softly)

I couldn't help but overhear.

I don't know, I been going
through some rough times

and I have gone through some rough times.

- Be back, sorry.

- Excuse us.

She's great.

- [Winston] Havin' fun?

- [Tyler] Yeah, just deejayin' this thing.

I'm like Funkmaster Flex in here, ya know?

- Yeah.

I don't wanna get too sentimental,
but I'm glad you came.

- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.

- I appreciate that.
- Yeah.

'Cause we used to do this all the time.

- Yeah, boys gettin' back out there.

- [Winston] Boys gettin' back out there.

- With some girls in the mix.

- [Winston] Yes.

- With some douches in the mix.

- One step forward, two or
three steps back, right?

- Yeah.

- Just by powers of deduction,

I could probably guess guy trouble?

- Is it that obvious?

- No, I mean you keep fidgeting with that.

- Except I'm tryin' to find faster music

so that Nate can hit on
the woman I'm in love with

at the speed he'd like to.

- Stop it.

Don't worry, he's harmless.

- He's harming me.

- It didn't work out and
that's okay, you know?

We are the sum of our
experiences and I'm here with you

because that didn't work
out and I like who I am.

- Have you heard from Margot?

- [Tyler] No, why?

- She hasn't responded to anything

and she was supposed to be here.

She doesn't seem just
different to you lately?

(Tyler sighing)

Doesn't she?

- I don't know.

No.

No.
- Maybe it's me.

- [Tyler] You're overthinking it.

- That could be.

- Oh man, I'm so sorry.

You look really sad right now.

- No, it's fine.

No, it's gonna be great.

- Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

- Interrupting cow.

- Interrupting cow.
- Moo.

Yeah, see?

- Thank you. (chuckles)
- There you go.

That smile looks pretty good on you.

- Thanks.

- You know.

- [Abby] Oh hey, Winston.

- Hey, Abby.

- I know me coming was kind of last minute

and I just really appreciate
you letting me tag along.

- Yeah, no, I'm glad you came.

- Yeah, you did some
BuzzFeed stuff, right?

- Yeah, I mean they asked me
to do a couple things for 'em.

- I love BuzzFeed.

List, list, list.

Very clickable.

- Well I want you to have a nice birthday.

- [Winston] Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- I hope you're havin' a good time.

- Hope you're havin' a good time.

- I'm havin' a great time.
- Are ya?

- Nate just got outta prison, right?

- It was court-ordered rehab, but sure.

He's actually been so open about it

and he has such a good heart.

It's really been a good experience.

- That's great.
- Yeah.

- I've heard from several people

that coming back from prison's
a typically great experience.

I'm gonna grab something from the kitchen.

- Well it wasn't like that, but okay.

- Do you want anything?
- No thanks.

- Want more wine?
- No thanks.

- No?

What's poppin'?

- What's up, dude?
- Tyler, hey.

- What's goin' on?

Hey.

- I feel like I haven't had a chance

to talk to you all night.

- Yeah, it's kind of been...

I was very busy.

I just feel like I haven't
seen you in forever.

Everything's good?

Mitch is good?

- Yeah.
- Good.

- Yeah, everything's good.

How 'bout you?

What've you been up to?

- Super great, actually.

Kind of cool news: I am
getting published this summer.

I just hooked up with a little publisher,

so been doin' some short stories.

- That's amazing.

I'm so happy for you.
- It's no big deal.

But it is a big deal, yeah.

- Are you drinking again?

- Yeah mom, like a couple.

- [Julia] I hate when you call me mom.

- Okay, well don't be mom.

- Well just be careful.

I'm just looking out for you.

- I know.
- But like, just be careful.

- I know, I know.

- Okay, I trust you.
- Thank you.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- It's a new year, okay?

For me.
- New you.

- This is just a couple of these.

- Maybe it'll be a wedding gift, right?

It should be comin' out around that time.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

That must be exciting and
stressful and crazy, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

- [Julia] Are you interested?

- In Abby?
- Yeah.

- I mean, she's a little hottie.

But she's engaged.
- Yeah.

No, she's not.

Just between you and I, okay?

You can't tell anyone.

They're split.

- Are you seein' anyone?

- No, no, no.

- Well, good.

Single.
- Yeah.

- Single, livin' it up single.

- Yup, livin' it up, livin' it down.

- It's very recent, but they've
been over it for so long.

He's bad.

He's bad for her.

She's ready.

They've been over it for a while.

She's ready.

We did say we're gonna go slow.

- [Nate] Mom, mom.

- Okay, I'm not tryin' to be mom.

(soft intriguing music)

- [Nate] There's the guy.

Yes, this guy.

- Yes.

- We are here because of you.

- All right.
- Having fun.

- All right.

- Cheers.

What do you guys think, shots?

- Sure, yeah.
- Yeah.

Do a little shot?

- I will do one.
- One tiny one?

- I will do a light shot.
- A little one.

- [Nate] Tyler, there's no
such thing as a light shot.

- Pass this along to him.
- Thank you very much.

- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.

- [Nate] All right, put your glasses up.

- Okay.

- [Nate] This is to Winston.

To Winston.

- Winston.
- Happy birthday.

- [Winston] Thank you.

- [Nate] I love you, pal.

- Whoa, I love you too.

- [Nate] Thank you for getting older.

- You're welcome.

I'll keep doin' it.

I have an idea.

Hot tub?

Hot tub, hun?
- Sure.

- Do you wanna do it?
- Yeah.

- Hot tub time?
- Yeah, you know yes.

- Let's do it.

- Hot tub adjacent.

- Yeah, you can sit on the side.

- I'll sit on the side.
- That's great.

- [Nate] Tyler, get in the tub.

What're you doin'?

- He doesn't have to
if he doesn't want to.

- [Julia] Yeah, get in.

- Hot tub workin'?

- I'm callin' Doug.

This is ridiculous.

(phone ringing)

- [Doug] Can't figure
out the hot tub, can you?

- Yeah hi, it's Winston.

How'd you guess?

- [Doug] I get the same
call every Friday at 10 p.m.

You're actually ahead of schedule.

- Right, I checked the--

- [Doug] Control panel by the wall,

then the remote, then you
gave up and called me.

No worries, my friend.

I'll send over Joe and
he'll take care of it.

- Wait, who's Joe?

Aren't you in Mexico?

(soft foreboding music)

Fucking creep.

- What was that?

- [Winston] I don't know.

- [Tyler] What do you
mean, you don't know?

- I don't know what that was.

- Lotta people are just reclaiming wood

and then charging double for it

'cause it used to be in a barn,

which is why you get stuff like this.

- Right.

(door knocking)

There he is.

There he is.

Hey.
- Hey, party police.

- Joe?
- Yeah that's me, Joe.

I'm not really a police officer.

Whoa, hello model club.
- That's the gang.

- This is a handsome crew
and a beautiful crew.

What are we celebratin' here?

- It's my birthday.

- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

- What is it, sweet 16?

Quinceanera?

- Wow.

Yeah, right.

It's just out here.

- Yeah, sure.

- So I'm pushin' buttons.

I don't know what I'm doin' out there.

- Oh okay, yeah.

No, it's no big deal.

Honestly, like really anyone can do it.

- Okay.

- The adults are a little too old.

It'd be freaky if there were no kids.

- Wow.

- Anyway, this thing gives people fits.

Don't beat yourself up too much.

It's just really basically that.

- [Winston] It's just one button?

- Yup, just the one.

Tub time.

- Oh, I thought Doug could've
told me that over the phone.

- Happy birthday.

- Okay, all right.

(water gurgling)

- Basically hit just a couple buttons.

It's so easy a caveman can do it.

You remember those?

How did they find cavemen
in this day and age?

- I don't know.
- That always kills me.

- Very easy.

All right, thank you
so much for coming by.

- Yeah.

No, my pleasure.

Seems like a great group.

You guys look like you're gonna
have a great time tonight.

And you know, that's good
that some people out there

are gonna have fun because you know,

we shouldn't all feel lonely, right?

It's good to have people
havin' a good time.

You know, I got some
action figures I've been

playin' a Survivor game with.

I got little tiki torches for 'em

and I think Captain America's
on his way out tonight,

so I gotta get back to that.

- All right, all right.

Well, stay safe.

- No, you should stay
and hang out with us.

- Can't interrupt this.

The birthday boy.

Joe doesn't wanna overshadow anybody.

- No.

- Can't have too many
hunks in the house, right?

- Yeah, you came all the way
out here to fix our hot tub.

Of course.

- No, it's my pleasure.

It's actually my obligation.

It's my job.

So if I didn't, I'd be in big trouble.

(chuckles softly) Yeah.
- Yeah.

Are you sure that this is
gonna be cool with Doug?

'Cause he said, he was like,
"No drinking, no partying."

- Oh yeah, no, no.

No, Doug is super laid back.

He just wants you guys to
come out here and have fun.

- Great, that's great.
- Yeah.

- He seems like a very laid back fella.

- Yeah.
- Okay good, good.

Good, good, good.

- Yeah, let's just kick it.

Let's kick it, let's kick it.

Is that cool?

- Ladies and gentlemen.

- [Winston] Oh boy, whatcha got there?

- My little treat.

- [Winston] Whatcha got there, Nate Dog?

- A little treat for my baby boy.

- Whatcha got?
- Yeah.

- Wow.
- You know.

- [Tyler] A real health guru.

- Yeah, you know.

It's not bad.

Just a little MDMA.

Some Molly for the laymen.

- [Winston] Okay.

- Okay.
- It's fine.

- [Tyler] And no one's
ever died on this stuff?

- I don't know, man.

I don't work for the cops.
- For sure.

- Lemme get a good bit of that.

- They're not even that hard.

It's like 100 milligrams a pill, you know?

- [Winston] That seems like it's a lot.

- Opens your mind a little bit.

That's it.
- Great.

So if I can just put this
is in proper context:

You were in prison and
now you're not in prison

and now you're on parole.

And while you're on parole,
you have a bottle of MDMA.

- What?

What's he talkin' about?

- I wasn't in prison.

There's a difference between
jail and prison, all right?

So that's harmful to tell
people that I was in prison.

- [Tyler] For sure, sure.

- First of all.

Yeah I don't know, man.

My past is rocky.

My life hasn't been great
and I made mistakes.

But you know, I'm tryin'
to do right by my own self

and everybody else around me.

And I feel like right now,
I'm havin' a good time.

I'm not denying that I fucked up.

I fucked up.

My past sucks, you know?

But like I think everybody's
done shit that they all--

- I think that is so brave, man.

Can I give you a hug?

C'mon.

Lemme just flop on you, Sammy.

You know, you're in quite a happy place.

When a man trusts himself,

he is finally free to trust the world.

- I like that.
- You're a brave guy.

- Thank you for sharing that with us.

- Yeah, it's you know, tough
to be vulnerable sometimes.

- Yeah.

No, I get that.

- You want?
- Sure.

- [Nate] Joe-blow.

- [Joe] Here goes nothin'.

- [Nate] Here, man.

- I'm a Flintstone kid.

- No.

I mean, maybe just one of the other.

- What?

- You know, you been
drinking a lot tonight.

Just maybe wait 'til tomorrow

when you haven't been drinking.

- That's a great idea.

Because it would be terrible

if Winston actually had
any fun on his birthday.

That would actually be tragic
to the whole happy birthday.

- I'm gonna go.

- No.

- Yeah.
- No.

- Come back, come back.
- No.

- [Nate] They're not even that potent.

I'm tellin' ya.

- [Julia] Sorry I said anything.

- Okay, well.

- C'mon, man.

- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

- Ooh, man.
- I was just bein' a goof.

I was bein' a goofer.

- Oh man, c'mon.

Really?

Hey, hun?

Julia.

- What?

- C'mon.

- He's being an asshole.

- I know, I'm gonna talk to him.

It's just his sense of humor.

- No, it's not a sense of humor.

It's directly to my brother.

It's been all night.

- Okay, I'm gonna talk to him.

We're all just havin' fun.

- Yeah yeah, you're all having fun.

You're like slamming drinks.

- What?

- You said you were gonna go lighter

and now you're like slamming drinks.

- Oh, come on.

Everyone.
(window tapping)

Someone at the back door?

- I can't go like this.

- All right.
- You have to go.

- Well, I'll check it out.

(window tapping)

- [Man] Oh, there he is.

There's our boy.

Yeah I'm right here, sir.

Please open up the
sliding glass door, sir.

- Hi, how're you doin'?
- Hey, how's it goin'?

- Hey there, officer.
- What's goin' on?

- No, not officer.

- No, not yet.

- Community Task Force.

Voice of these people, sir.

- Oh wow.

- [Man] We got a call from the station.

Heard you guys were havin' a party.

Got a noise complaint from your neighbors.

Just wanted to come by

and make sure everything was okay,

make sure you guys were safe.

- A noise complaint?

- Yeah.
- From who?

I haven't seen another house for miles.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Now take it easy, okay?

You're makin' him nervous.
- All right.

- I'm not nervous.

- [Man] I think he's a little nervous.

- No, I'm just confused

'cause we haven't seen any other houses.

- We're all on the same side here, okay?

We just wanted to come by and
make sure you guys were okay.

Looks like you guys are
partying, havin' a good time.

Wanted to make sure you
guys were safe, okay?

- Okay, yeah.
- Are you okay?

- Yeah, definitely.
- Okay.

- Is it normal for you guys
to come to the backdoor?

- This guy.

All right, random guess.

Are you from LA?

- Yeah, he is.

Look at him.
- You're from Los Angeles.

- Look at his haircut, man.
- The city of angels.

You got angels all over you.

(laughs) Look at this guy.

- [Man] Oh, man.

(cellphone buzzing)

We know you like come
out here to party it up.

Gotta have fun, drink a little beer, yeah?

Smoke a little hashish, yeah?

You know what I'm talkin'
about, a little reefer?

- [Winston] Oh, I don't know.

- You have a little chronic.
- He knows, he knows.

- Oh, man.

Hey, just keep it down, okay?

'Cause everyone around here,
they're like 90 years old.

Like they'll wake up like that, okay?

They don't like to be woken up
and they call us, all right?

- Yeah.
- All right.

We're gonna take off, all right?

We don't wanna put another
damper on your night.

- Okay, sure.

Thank you.
- Have a good one, sir.

- All right, you too.
- Have a good night.

- Goodnight.

- Ooh, wait.

One more thing.

If anything happens, anything goes wrong,

don't call the sheriff's department, okay?

They are ruthless.

- Ruthless?

- Yeah.
- Yup, ruthless.

- Zero tolerance.

Doesn't matter what you could be doin'.

You make a little noise,
shout a little bit,

wake someone up, call him in there.

He's gonna come in here so pissed off,

he's gonna throw you in
jail (snaps) like that.

- Yeah.
- No shit.

- He's a dick.
- Real dick.

- Okay.

- [Man] Yeah and we know
him from high school.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- Go Cougars.

- Okay, good to know.

All right.

- [Man] Well anyways, man.

- Okay.
- Have a good night, sir.

- Thank you so much.

- All right.
- Have a good night, sir.

- See ya around.
- All right.

Thanks, guys.

- Ooh, tell Doug we said hi.

- Oh, okay.

- [Man] Love that Doug, man.

- Okay, all right.

(gravel crunching)

Hey, everything okay?
- Hey.

Yeah.
- Yeah?

- Who was that?

- That was neighborhood watch.

Pretty nice guys.

Yeah.

You wanna go back out there?

- Yes.
- Yeah?

- I do.
- All right.

- No, that's how I got real sick one time.

I ate a lotta K crab.

Not real, imitation.

I just went hog-wild on it.

- That's terrible.
- Crabby, crabby, crabby.

- [Julia] So you guys wanna
take a picture for Instagram?

- Oh my god.
- Yeah, do it.

- Yes.
- One little pic.

- Sorry about that earlier.

I didn't mean it.
- That's okay.

It's fine.

Okay, everybody get close.

- Of course.
- All right,

I'm gonna sign up for Instagram
and then you better tag me.

- [Julia] One, two, three.

Aww.

- You get it?
- Yeah.

That's really nice.

- [Joe] I wish my grandpa
was alive to see this.

- Aw, man.
- He would freak.

- Oh, jeez.
- He loved pictures.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah, stared at 'em for hours.

He has dementia and we lost him.

- Oh.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- No, it's okay.

We were close, we were very close.

- [Tyler] Yeah.

- [Winston] What do you do again for work?

- Well you know, basically

I'm a handyman here and help Doug out.

I'm here, you know.

I try and spread happiness if I can.

I'm feeling great right now, by the way.

I don't know what you gave me,

but I'm havin' different expectations.

- Is that Margot?

(soft serene music)

Hi, Margot.

Glad you made it.

- Tyler, do you wanna
come help me with my bags?

- Yeah, I gotcha.

This is it.

This is the presidential suite.

- Really?

- Think Princess Diana
stayed in here once.

- God.
- A little while ago.

- Yo, it looks like a shit show out there.

- [Tyler] It sucks.

- Yeah.
- It sucks.

- I saw a couple bars coming in from town.

Do you wanna just go out?

- No, no, no, no, no.

It's Winston's birthday, so
I think I'll stay out there.

You wanna come out with a beer?

- Nah, I think I'm just gonna turn in.

Are you okay?

I don't wanna leave you hangin'.

- Yeah no, I'm good.

You sure you don't wanna come outside?

Listen, Nate's got awesome stories.

Julia has this fun thing

where she invents a rule every 15 seconds.

- [Margot] Okay, cool.

- [Tyler] And I wanna drown
myself in the jacuzzi.

- [Margot] Night.

- There's a giant weird person.

Okay.

- [Nate] It's kind of
awesome that you know

how to save somebody
in a drowning scenario.

- [Tyler] Did anybody die yet?

- Is Margot comin' out?

- No, I think she's just
gonna turn in for the night.

Go to bed.

She seemed tired.

- She's gonna turn in for the night?

- [Tyler] Yeah, she said
to just say goodnight.

- Okay, all right.

- Where are you going?

- I'm gonna go talk to her.

- Don't go talk to her.

- [Winston] Yes, take two seconds.

- Winston, it's not worth it.

- I'll be right back.
- It's your birthday.

- It's fine.

(door knocking)

Hey, Margot?

(door knocking)

Margot, could you come out here for a sec?

I'd love to talk to you.

(door knocking)

(Margot speaking faintly)

I would love to know what I
did that was so fucking bad.

(Margot speaking faintly)

- This is bullshit.

(Margot speaking faintly)

- [Tyler] (sighs) I'm okay.

- [Julia] It's nice you
can actually see the stars.

- Yeah, it's great.
- Oh yeah.

- Yeah, one time a plane was
careening towards the earth

and I thought it was a shooting star.

- Hey.
- And it turned out

it was just a United flight.
- How'd it go?

- It was awesome.
- Into a field.

Everyone lived.
- Is this all whiskey?

God.
- No, it's other stuff.

- [Joe] The plane's speed a
pun 'cause it was an airplane.

- [Tyler] Right, right.

- You okay?
- Yeah, great.

- (chuckles) He's funny.
- He's so funny. (chuckles)

- I am beat.

All right, guys.

Well the cuckoo clock in my
brain says it's about time

for Cinderella to turn
back into a pumpkin.

I'm gonna head back to my house.

- All right.
- Yeah.

- All right, thank you for the help.

- Take it easy.

Ooh, I'm gettin' a little dizzy right now.

- No, wait.

You're not thinkin' of
driving home like that.

- I didn't drive.

I'm just gonna walk.

I mean the roads are mostly
snake-free at this hour,

so it should be good.

Think they're seasonal animals.

- No.
- All right.

Well goodnight, bud.

- Yeah, have a great night.
- Nice meeting you.

- No, it's freezing outside.

Even the drinking and the pills,

I don't think that's safe.

No, you should really just stay here

and head home in the morning.

- You mean it?
- Yeah.

- Okay gimme a hug, you crazy cook.

- Oh, okay.

- A little squish for you.

Bring it in, you are so soft.

- [Abby] Oh, thanks.

- You're like a blossom.

I'm gonna call you Blossom.
- Okay. (chuckles)

- All right, guys.

Well just gonna head back in the house

and wash my face so I
don't breakout. (chuckles)

#30sProblems. (chuckles)

- All right.
- All right.

- Okay.
- Okay guys,

have a great night.

- Goodnight, Joe.
- Whoa, man overboard.

(Abby and Joe chuckling)

- Oh man.
- You guys are fun.

- Sure.
- Yeah, we like to laugh.

- [Nate] Old Bazooka Joe.

- What are we possibly thinking?

- This is a classic shitty idea.

- Why, what?
- What?

- Why would you invite
this guy to stay with us?

- What do you mean, why not?

- Why not?

- He's off his rocker.

- He's not bad.

He's hilarious.

He's just a big fuckin' dope.

- You're stoned.

He's insane.

- He's like a little kid.

He doesn't seem like he could hurt a fly.

- [Nate] Right.

Does he look like he could hurt a fly?

- Okay, you guys.

You're making it a much bigger
deal than it needs to be.

It's gonna be one night.

- [Abby] No, it is that.

- You're fantastically comfortable

sleeping with that man in our house?

- I'm not comfortable, but it's one night.

- It is a big deal.
- And he's not.

- He might not hurt a fly.

But I promise you,

you'll wake up with
him fuckin' jerkin' off

or he'll do somethin'.
- Oh my god.

- [Tyler] He's a fuckin' weirdo.

- You are just being a bully.

Why are you bein' such a jerk?

He didn't do anything to you.

(singers vocalizing)
(water gurgling)

- I'm sorry.

No, you're right.

Okay, I'm gonna go to bed.

- No.

- And I'm not lookin' out for the group,

so I'm gonna go ahead.
- Tyler, wait.

I didn't mean it.

- [Tyler] Sorry I ruined
your night, you guys.

- I didn't mean it.

- It's okay, I'll go talk to him.

Hey.

- Hey.

- That was rough, huh?

- Honestly, it's cool.

Why the fuck is she into him, man?

I know you entertain him,

but you know he's a fuckin' piece of shit

and her fiance's garbage.

I honestly don't understand

what the fuck is so wrong with me.

- [Winston] I'm sorry.

- [Tyler] I wanna go home tomorrow.

- [Winston] Okay.

- I'm gonna have Margot take me.

I'm sorry.

- No, that's fine.

I understand.

No, that's good.

- I'm not gonna have a good time like this

and I wanna celebrate
your birthday with you,

but it fuckin' sucks for me, dude.

- It's okay.

I get it.

It's all right.
(Tyler sighing)

Get some rest, all right?

- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

- [Tyler] No no, it's fine.

It's fine.

- All right.
- Okay.

- [Winston] Hey, what're you doin'?

- Goin' to bed.
- No.

- Yes.
- Why?

- 'Cause I'm sleepy.

It's late.

- Well who's even still
out there, Nate and Abby?

- Yeah.

- All right.

Well I think I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna have one more.

- [Julia] You're gonna have one more?

Don't drink a lot.

- What?

- Just don't pound it.

- No, I'm gonna bring one
out to sip on to be social.

Here we go, here we go.

What up?

What up, what up?
- Oh, hey.

- Hey.

- Look what I got.
- How're you doin'?

What do you got?
- Check it out.

- Oh wow.
- Wow.

- Huh?
- All right, all right.

- We're gonna do it.

- Somebody's enjoyin' the birthday.

- [Winston] We're doin' it.

- Are you havin' fun, bud?

- Fuck yeah.
- Yeah, man.

- It's awesome.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh baby, that's nice.

Fuck, that is nice.

All right, boom.

(Abby chuckling softly)

Good stuff.
- Yeah.

- You guys wanna do yours?

- What?
(Nate speaking faintly)

Like what?
- It's stupid.

- Why?
- Here we go.

- [Nate] I just feel great, I don't know.

- [Abby] It felt great.

- This is great.
- I feel great.

(Winston vocalizing)

- [Nate] Coming out here was--

- Should make that stuff taste better.

- Weird, I guess 'cause it was cold.

- [Winston] You guys want one?

- I don't know.

Bottoms up, man.
- Bottoms up.

- Cheers, buddy.
(Abby chuckling)

- Don't gotta tell me twice.

- [Nate] I didn't know what to expect.

- [Abby] Yeah.

- Oh, this is nice.

Right, it used to be?

Get the gang back together.

The gang back together.
- It's great, right?

Isn't it great?
- Yeah.

- Right, buddy?
- Really great.

Yeah, man.

- This is awesome.
- Back together.

- Thank you guys for comin'.

This is awesome.

(Abby whispering and chuckling)

This is insane.

This is what I needed.

This is exactly what I needed.

Right?

(Nate singing faintly)

It's 'cause I think things
have been not what I thought.

- Things are great.
- Not what I thought.

- Yeah?
- It's so great.

- (laughs) Not what I thought either.

- I know.

I know, I didn't think it'd
be like this, you know?

But we're here now
together for the weekend.

I really appreciate it.

It's nice, you know?

I didn't think Jules is never
really not working, you know?

And I'm tryin' to get my stuff goin'

and it's just not been good.
(Abby chuckling)

Not been great, so it's
great to see you guys.

Right?

(Abby chuckling)
(Nate whispering)

All right, I'm gonna head in.

- Are you?
- Yeah.

- Aw, man.

Hey.

- What?
- Happy birthday. (chuckles)

- [Abby] (chuckles) Happy birthday.

- All right, happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday.

- Isn't it so beautiful?

- Yeah.

- What's wrong?
- Nothin'.

- 'Kay, you're obviously upset.

What's going on?

- I don't know, maybe
that your engaged friend

is out there hooking up with your brother.

- Really? (chuckles)

- That's funny?

- [Julia] It's not a big deal.

- Not a big deal?

- No.

They split up.

- What?

- [Julia] Abby and Mitch split up.

- Does Nate know that?

- Yeah, I told him.

- (scoffs) Unbelievable.

Why didn't you tell me?

- Because you would've told Tyler.

- Oh, no no no no.

Yeah, it's 'cause that would mess up

your whole matchmaker weekend, right?

- Why are you coming in here so nasty?

You're like yelling at me.

- Tyler tried to fuckin' kill himself

when he found out that Abby was engaged.

- What?

- Oh, c'mon stop.

You knew that.

- You never told me that.
- You fuckin' knew.

- How am I supposed to know that?

- I didn't know Abby was gonna be coming

on this fucking trip.

I've been spending this entire weekend

tryin' to make sure Tyler's okay

and now--
- Oh my god.

Okay, this whole weekend's
about you taking care of Tyler.

Come on.

This whole weekend is just
another reason for you

to get fucked up again.

- Wow.

(soft foreboding music)

Fuck you.

- Wow.

- It's so beautiful.

- Yeah, everything is
just better out here.

- You just feel happier.

- Yeah.
(Abby chuckling)

Yeah, everything looks better.

- Everything sounds better.

- Everything feels better.
- Feels better?

Yeah.

Yeah.

(leaves rustling)
(soft foreboding music)

- Oh my god.
- What?

What are you doing?

- I think somebody's
coming onto the property.

- What? (chuckles)
- Yeah.

- No.

I think you're crazy.

You're being ridiculous right now.

(soft foreboding music)
(lips smacking)

(water gurgling)

- I had a really good
time with you tonight.

- Me too.

- I'll see you tomorrow?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna go get changed.

- All right.

- Yeah.

Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

(dark foreboding music)

(leaves rustling)

(toilet whooshing)

(keypad beeping)

- [Automated Voice] Access denied.

- This fuckin' guy.

Hi.

- [Julia] Hi.

- Yikes.
(Julia chuckling)

I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

- Just with the Margot thing and Tyler.

I shouldn't have taken it out on you.

Sorry.

- It's okay, I forgive you.

- You do?
- Mm-hmm.

It's your birthday.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Abby.

- [Winston] It's okay.

- Did you sleep out there?

- [Winston] Mm-hmm.

- Do you wanna come to bed?

- Mm-hmm.

(lips smacking)

(Julia wincing)

- Did you sleep okay out there?

- No, no.
(Julia chuckling softly)

- I didn't really either.

- You didn't?

- No, there was like
(yawns) some weird popping.

I don't know, it sounded like gunshots.

- What?

(wind whooshing)

(cabinet door thudding)
(bowl clanking)

- [Julia] What time is it?

- 8:30.

- Ooh.

- Morning.

You all right?

You seemed a little weird last night.

- No, just tired.

- You sure?

'Cause I came to your door.

It was locked.

Thought that was a little weird.

- I was sleeping in a strange house.

It's not that weird.

- Mm-hmm.

What is your deal?

You won't text me back,
you won't call me back.

You won't talk to me right now.

- Way too early for this.
- Chewing.

- [Automated Voice] Access denied.

- Okay, for fuck's sake.

(phone ringing)
(soft foreboding music)

- [Doug] Door's locked on you?

- Yeah, Doug.

How'd you guess?

- [Doug] Darn security system

goes into full lockdown sometimes.

- Security system?

- [Doug] Maybe a coyote got in
the floodlight or somethin'.

- Do I need to set something
up or how does this work?

- [Doug] I showed you how to yesterday.

- Pretty sure you didn't.

- Access granted.
- Have you forgotten?

It's definitely in the binder.

If you need anything else,
I'm only a phone call away.

- Thanks, Doug.

(kettle whistling)

- [Julia] Did I hear my tea?

- Hey.

Oh yeah, sorry.

I got caught up cleaning.

- That's okay.

(kettle whistling)

Margot, hi.

We didn't see a lot of you last night.

You were sad.

- [Margot] Yo, who's that
random guy on the couch?

- Oh, right.

It's Abby's little friend, Joe.

Remember she invited
him to spend the night?

Yeah.

No, this is great.

What a fantastic idea all 'round.

- Hey you got a new job, right?

- I just make personalized
goods and sell them.

If you wanna call it a job, sure.

- Oh, that's like Etsy.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- That's cool.
- Yeah.

- Good for you.

What are you selling?

- You know, I heard some
shouting by the pool last night.

Like it was loud enough to wake me up.

- Shouting?

We didn't hear any shouting last night.

Right, Jules?

- Mm-mmm, no.

I didn't hear shouting.
I heard like popping.

- Oh my goodness.

(grunts) I got real good last night.

- How did we sleep?

- [Nate] Oh, like a drunken log.

- (chuckles) Okay.

Do you wanna talk with
me outside real fast?

- [Nate] Yeah, okay.

- Did you hookup with Abby?

- What?

Yes.

- You did?

- You told me to.

- Okay, well I'm not like your pimp.

- Okay, but like you know.

- Yeah.
- Your boy closed.

Sealed the deal.
- Okay.

That feels weird.

- I have to tell you something.

- Okay.

- Do you promise not to freak out?

- It depends.

- No, we can't do that.

You have to either say yes or no.

I can't tell you unless you promise.

- Okay, I promise.

- You know Tyler?

- [Nate] Yeah.

- He tried to kill himself over
Abby's engagement to Mitch.

- What?

When?
- Yeah, recently.

- Are you kidding me?

- Yeah.

- Why wasn't that brought
to my attention before?

- I don't know.

I just found out.

- Oh my god.
- I know.

- [Nate] Man, I can't go for it now.

- Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.
- No way.

- I love her.

Everybody loves her.

She's a great girl and
you can continue this.

Just like keep it
together for this weekend.

It's not a big deal.

- Oh man, well Jesus.

- Can you do that for me?

- Yeah, I mean you know I will.

- Thank you.

- It just sucks, you know?

Like knowing that

and then this whole
weekend's gonna be ruined.

I saw this guy in the bushes last night

when I was makin' out with Abby.

- What?

- [Nate] Yeah, yeah.

I didn't tell you that?

- No.

- Yeah, we're in the hot tub
and like I was leanin' in

and I saw somethin' behind her.

There was like a guy.
- You saw a guy?

- [Nate] I mean it looked like a guy.

- You know what's so weird?

I thought I was hearing like gunshots,

it's what it sounded like.

It was like popping.

- Out here?
- Yeah.

- The fuck is going on here?

- I have no idea.

(door squeaking)
(Julia wincing)

- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

- Hey, dawg.
- How're you doin', man?

- How're you doin'?

Enjoy your b-day.

- Yes.

Hi, honey.
- Hi.

- Hey, man.

- [Tyler] Hey.

- How're you doin'?
- I'm good.

- There's the guy.

How're you doin', bud?

- I'm good.

- Did you get some sleep?

- Yeah.

Where's Margot at?

Is she up yet or what's up?

- Margot is in her room.

- Ah 'kay.

Is anyone hungry?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Starving actually.
- You hungry?

- I saw a grill outside.

Thinkin' we could grill up a
little lunch, some hamburgers.

- Which'd be good.
- Yeah?

- [Nate] Yeah.

- Okie-doke.

- All right.

- Here we go.

Let's get this baby fired up.

- It's probably (claps) the Clapper, huh?

Grill on.

- [Nate] You boys need help?

- Nope, we got it.

- No thank you.

- [Nate] Old Nathaniel knows his way

around the old propane grills.

- Why don't you just stare
at a rock for a while, buddy?

- Why's everything gotta be
very complicated in this house?

- [Nate] Been doin' that all day.

- It's fine, it's not.

- (yawns) Hey, everybody.

- Hi, Joe.

- What's goin' on?

Oh birthday grillin' feast, huh?

- Yeah, well tryin'.

- Havin' a little trouble?

It's certainly not too hard.

Here you go.

Turn that one on too if you want it.

Pretty simple, but it
does throw a lotta people.

So again, don't feel too bad.

(sighs) Table of champion.
- Bazooka Joe.

- Hi.

- So you're dumb.

- Hi.
- And you are?

- [Joe] I like your necklace.

- Oh okay, nice to meet you.

- [Joe] I'm Joseph.

- [Margot] Thank you, Margot.

- I don't know, you shoulda
seen her this morning.

She was being fucking crazy to me.

- Margot?
- It's so weird.

Yes.

- I'd let it go, man.

She's fine.

She was goin' through a little
bit of a thing this year.

- [Winston] She was?

- Yeah, she had to borrow a
little bit of money from me.

But she paid me back right away.

- What?
- And she's good.

- She borrowed money from you?

- Yeah.

- Why would she borrow money from you?

Why didn't she ask me?

I make more money than you.

- It's not about how much
money a person makes.

Just you guys aren't close right now.

- That's not true.

We used to talk all the time.

- You used to talk.

- Exactly, so what's going on?

- Okay, I'd like to let it go.

- Let it go.
- It's fine.

She's fine, you're fine, everyone's fine.

- Okay.

Okay.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

- I think I'm gonna go.

- You are?
- Yeah, after lunch.

- Come on, my birthday weekend.

- I fucking can't, dude.

- All right, it's okay.

I get it.

- I'm sorry.

- No, it's totally fine.

- I'm sorry, man.

- Don't worry 'bout it.

I get it.

And also the last thing
I'm gonna say about it,

she's definitely hiding something.

- Let's let that be the last
thing you say about that.

- Done.

Done and burgers are done.

- Done.

- Okay.

All right, here we go.

- Ooh, baby boy.

All right.

Those look great.

Hey Emeril, thumbs up.

- Oh, thank you.

- Oh, I'm gonna wake up Abby
and tell her lunch is ready.

(soft foreboding music)

Abby?

- [Abby] Hey, you've reached Abby.

Sorry I couldn't get to the phone.

Leave me a message and I'll
call you back as soon as I can.

- I'll tell you if I did jujitsu,

I could crack someone open.

- Well, you gotta get class first.

- Have any of you seen Abby?

I can't find her.

- No.

- Did she sleep in your room last night?

- No, I don't even know
her last name, dude.

Why would she sleep with me?

- Is she in the bathroom or somethin'?

- No, I looked all over.

- Nate, would you possibly have any idea

where she slept last night?

- I mean, I can tell you
where she didn't sleep

'cause she didn't sleep with us.

- [Joe] Maybe she
slept-walk the whole night.

- So nobody knows?

- Still give a solid eight if
you're walkin' all the time.

- I'll come help you find her.

- Thank you.

Is she over there?

- No and her luggage is missing too.

- Her luggage is missing?

- [Winston] It's not here.

- Well where could she be?

- I don't know.

She's gotta be here somewhere.

- I don't feel like she's here.

I feel like we've
searched the whole house.

(gravel crunching)
(soft foreboding music)

- That was very filling.

- We cannot find her.

- Margot this might sound weird,

but I think maybe Abby took your car.

- I Ubered here.

I didn't drive.

- [Winston] What?

- So that's not really possible.

- You took an Uber from LA?

- [Margot] Yeah.

- (chuckles softly) Why?

- [Margot] I didn't feel like driving.

- So you took a 2 1/2 hour Uber?

- Can we just focus up here?

I'm a little concerned
about my missing friend.

- Okay, I got up and went to bed at 5:30

and the house was on lockdown

'til the security system
turned off at nine.

- Okay.
- All right.

- And then.

- What time did you go to bed?

- I mean, I came in from
the hot tub around 2:30-3.

Straight to bed.

- So somewhere between three and 5:30.

- All right, this might
sound kind of crazy.

What if she got kidnapped by
the drug cartel or somethin'?

We're in like meth country right now.

- Oh come on.

I mean, I told you this is
a sleepy old folks town.

- Honestly, she probably
just went into town.

That's like the most
realistic option here.

- No, she was drinking a
lot and she never drinks.

She probably, I don't know,

if anything she wandered
off into the desert.

- Well, that would be very bad

if she wandered off into the desert alone

because that's usually a one-way trip

unless you know what you're doing.

I happen to have a desert
survival pack that I will go get.

I see you all looking
very nervous right now

and I'm taking that energy
and I'm gonna collect it

and hold that burden for you

and send out some positivity real quick.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Nothin' to worry about.
(imitates blasting)

- Okay, no one thinks he's at
least a little bit suspicious.

No one thinks that's weird at all.

- Like I said last night he's
a goof, but he's harmless.

He slept on our couch the whole night.

- I don't think it's a coincidence, man.

He's the only person
here that we don't know

and all of a sudden Abby's missing.

And if someone did something
to Abby, it would be that guy.

- Who said anyone did anything to her?

(soft foreboding music)

- [Nate] Sounds very wide.

(Tyler drowned out by doorknob clacking)

- All right, guys.

Do not worry, Joe is back

and I got the gear to find Abby.

- [Tyler] Dear god.

- Okay, I got some stuff
to illuminate our path

in case that beating sun
doesn't do the trick.

Couple extra flashlights.

All right, Sport Sunscreen Spray.

That's very important.

We're gonna wanna keep our
bodies protected from the sun.

This here, very important.

This'll suck poison outta anything, okay?

Do not let anyone tell you to
suck it out with their mouths.

Now I got three bottles of water here.

All right and this right here

is not just a fun-looking keychain.

This is a flint stick.

Chink, chink, chink.

Fire, okay?

All right.

Well, who's with me?

Margot, just the two of
us out in the desert?

Could be fun.

- I really appreciate you thinking of me,

but no, absolutely not.

- All right, moving on.

Winston?

- [Julia] We're driving into town.

- Oh, that's great.

You'll love it there.

It's beautiful.

- [Julia] Thank you.

- So looks like it's
the three amigos, huh?

I'm just glad you guys
are gettin' a chance

to see our little community.

- [Nate] So you're writin' more, man.

That's cool.

- Yeah, man.

It's been good.

This trip's kinda nice, you know?

- Dinosaurs come here
to fertilize their eggs.

- Writing's important
to like observe people

and there's a lot of fascinating
characters on this trip.

- She's still not answering her phone.

- I'm sure she's fine.

- She probably went into town

to call whatever the fuck his name is.

- [Winston] Why wouldn't
she just use her cellphone?

- 'Cause there's no service.

It's like 10 miles away in
the middle of the night.

(soft intriguing music)
(ignition whirring)

- [Winston] And the car won't start.

- You fuckin' serious?
- What?

- [Winston] Yeah, I don't know.

I had a half a tank yesterday.

- [Margot] Did you leave the
lights on overnight, dude?

- [Winston] No I didn't leave
the lights on overnight, dude.

- [Julia] Do you want my
brother to take a look?

- Your brother?
- He's good with cars.

- Oh, your brother's good with cars?

- [Julia] Yes.

- Your brother doesn't know
shit about cars.

- [Julia] Goddammit,
this is just what we need.

- Shit.
- What?

What?

Is that hers?

- [Julia] (sighs) Yes.

- Emergence of Airbnb, VRBO.

One guy named Sneaky Pat tried to open up

just a bunch of mats on the ground.

So you know, we've had a
lotta extra income comin' in.

Doug's making good money,

but not everybody's thrilled about it.

I mean I personally love
you kids comin' in from LA

and you know, show your wild side off.

But a lotta people are
tryin' to get you all banned

from being here.

- I don't understand that.

- Yeah, it seems wrong to me too.

- I'm just gonna go to my room.

- I'm gonna try and call Abby.

- Okay.

(soft intriguing music)

(phone ringing)

- [Brent] (chuckles) Okay, okay, hold on.

Hey, what's up, man?

How's the hangover, dude?

- Hey guys, how's it goin'?

- [Brent] Hey, that drunk hits
you really hard out here.

It's the dehydration.

If you're not used to it, the dryness,

it gets you really hard out here.

- Right.

Listen, we got a bit of a problem here.

- [Brent] What's goin' on, man?

- This is gonna sound crazy.

We can't find one of our friends.

- [Brent] What do you
mean you can't find them?

- We woke up and she's just gone.

We think she may have gone into town,

but nobody knows where she is.

- [Brent] Holy shit, LA.

Well hey, you did the right
thing by callin' us first.

If you had called the sheriff,

things would be much, much worse by now.

- That's exactly what I was
thinking, so I called you guys.

We were gonna go into town,
but the car won't start.

- [Brent] What?

- [Chip] Oh, man.

I hate it when that happens.

That's the worst.

- [Brent] That's not good.

- We don't really know what to do here.

- [Brent] Well shit,
we're like all the way

out here in Hemet right now
takin' care of some business.

But we can call Tony,

see if he can give you a tow into town.

- Tony?
- Yeah, yeah.

He's the only shop in
town with a tow truck.

Really good guy.
- [Chip] He's a great guy, great guy.

Best guy I know.

- [Brent] We'll call him up

and tell him to get
over there to you ASAP.

- Yeah, that would awesome.

Thank you guys so much.

- [Brent] Yeah you got it, good buddy.

Good luck, LA.

- Thank you so much.

All right, bye.

- What'd they say?

- Well, they're gonna send a tow truck.

- Okay, should we call the cops?

- Call the cops?

- [Julia] Yeah.

- No, I don't think we need to overreact.

This is gonna be fine.

We're gonna get into town.

We don't need to overreact.

These guys are takin'
care of it, all right?

- I'm worried.

This: again, I know I sound crazy,

but I have to just speak it out loud.

But I just can't get what you told me

last night outta my head about Tyler.

You don't think he'd like
do anything to her, do you?

- What do you mean?

You think he like hurt her?

- No, no, no.

Not hurt her, just I don't know.

He's obviously very fragile right now

and he's like locked in on her.

- No look, Tyler's not
capable of hurting anybody.

We're all friends here.

Nothing like that happened.

I'm positive.

Okay?
- Okay.

- Wanna take a shower?
- Yeah.

- All right.
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna try to talk to Margot.

- Good luck with that.
- I know.

- So is this like drug cartel land, man?

- Nah, no way, man.

You been watchin' way too much cable TV.

This is as innocent as apple pie out here.

Although, we did have a dog stealin' bacon

from the local diner,

so I guess they don't all
go to Heaven. (chuckles)

- [Nate] I don't know, man.

I feel like I get a
gritty-meth vibe out here.

- [Joe] Oh no, I don't
think that's the case.

- Hey, you guys.

Bullet shells.

- Oh, there are a lotta hunters out here

and it is buck season.

- A lotta people hunting with pistols.

- Sometimes you gotta
shoot 'em execution-style

to prove your point.

- I don't know, man.

I think this is weird.

- [Nate] Yeah that does
seem kinda weird, Joe.

- Hey, you guys.

I think we should just
go up this way, honestly.

There's a little shortcut.

- [Nate] Yeah, but.

- Let's get back to the house.

- [Nate] We came from this way, didn't we?

- Yeah, the thing is that there's a lot of

slips and falls that way.

And if you just go up this
way, it's a clear path.

Honestly, it's in your best
interest to just go this way.

(door knocking)

- Hey, can we talk for a second?

- Sure.

- Can I come in?

- No.

- Okay.

Tyler mentioned that you're goin' through

a bit of a rough patch,

so I just wanted to talk to you

and let you know that I'm
a friend and I wanna help

if you just talk to me.

- Yeah, so now you wanna
be a fucking friend?

- What?

- You knew I lost my job and
the first time I hear from you

is for your birthday weekend?

- That's not true.
- What about Tyler?

I'm the one who's been there

for every fucking mental breakdown

and every phone call at three a.m.

- [Winston] Okay, you know what?

- He calls you the day
that he attempts suicide

and you didn't fucking answer.

- [Winston] That's not what this is about.

- But what, you pick
him up from the hospital

and now you get to be a fucking friend?

- It's not what this is about.
- That's what this is?

- No, that's not what this is.

I wanna talk to you because
ever since you've gotten here,

you been so fucking weird.

You took an Uber here.

You're guarding your
door and your luggage.

I haven't talked to you in a month.

- You know what?

This entire fucking weekend
was supposed to be canceled

and you knew that, but
you wanna make it Tyler.

No, it's about you.

It's about you doing
drugs, getting fucked up.

- That's fuckin' bullshit.

That's bullshit.

You know what?

You're hiding something.

- I will fucking scream.

- [Nate] Honeys, we're home.

(door slamming)

(Winston sighing)

- Yeah, I mean the block seems pretty good

and belts are all lubed up.

You know, I'm gonna level with you, man.

I'm used to American muscle.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

- Okay well, we'll tell
Julia you put on a good show.

C'mon.

- I mean it's gotta be somethin', right?

- [Winston] Definitely something.

- God dang it.

(door squeaking)
(water blooping)

- Hey.
- Hey, what's goin' on?

- You know, kinda freaked out.

How're you doin'?
- I'm doin' good.

I'm a little tired from that hike.

- Yeah.

- All things considered, I guess I'm fine.

- You're fine.

- Yeah.

- I'm very concerned about Abby.

- Yeah, me too.

- Yeah.

- I hope she's okay.

- Yeah, you're freaked out?

- Yeah, I mean

we didn't really catch a
trace of her out there.

- You guys were looking pretty hard.

- Yeah, yeah, as hard as one can look

at a bunch of fuckin' sand.

- Well, I'm really concerned

'cause obviously she means a lot to me.

- Yeah, yeah.

- She means a lot to you.

- Yeah I mean, everyone
cares about her, right?

- Yeah, but like you'd be concerned

if something happened to her.

(soft somber music)

- What are you tryin' to say?

- I'm just saying like it's nice.

Like I can tell you'd be very

concerned if something happened to her.

- We don't know, what?

- Right?

- Yeah I mean, yeah.

Yeah, I'd be concerned if
anything happened to her.

Okay, I'm gonna go inside.

- Cool.
- Yeah, cool.

- Hey, my man.
- No.

- All right.

(door squeaking and slamming)

- Everything okay?

- [Tyler] Yeah, everything's
fucking fantastic, Winston.

(phone ringing)

- Hello?

- [Brent] Hey LA, did
you find your friend?

- Not yet.

How's it goin'?

- [Brent] Hey, I got a little more

bad news for you, unfortunately.

We talked to Tony.

He's willing to come by,

but he's way a way at his
daughter's soccer game

out El Centro, so he's not gonna
be done for a couple hours.

- Fuck.

Isn't there anyone else?

- [Brent] There's really
nothin' else for it,

but the sheriff.

If you want, we can go ahead

and we can call him on your behalf.

We can let him know you're a good guy,

we'd mention we spoke to you

and that whatever happened, happened.

You know, it's not totally your fault.

And it's way better than you calling

and having him put an
APB on a missing person.

You know what I'm sayin'?

- [Chip] Yeah, we'd do that for ya.

- Yeah, I get it.

- [Brent] All right,
so think long and hard

and figure out if that's
somethin' you wanna do.

It's a big deal.

Let us know.
- Yeah.

- Will do.

- [Brent] All right, man.

We're gonna wrap this up over here

and as soon as we're done with this,

we're gonna race over
there, help you out, buddy.

All right, LA?

We're gonna get you outta this.

- [Chip] Getcha.

- Fuck.

Fuck.

- Look, her bags are still here.

- That's not a good sign.
- Right?

- Why wouldn't she have taken her bags?

- Maybe she's comin' back, you know?

Maybe she just went into town

to grab a bite to eat or somethin'.

- It's 10 miles away.

I don't think.

She hates walking.

- Look, I don't know where she is, okay?

We can speculate all we want.

But she's gonna turn up, all right?

Everything's gonna be better

and then we'll look back
on this day and laugh.

- I mean, I wish I had your positivity.

I really appreciate it.

I hope that you're right.

What're you doing?

What's going on?

(water splashing)

What is that?

(soft foreboding music)

We absolutely have to call the cops.

I'm not sure why we're waiting.

We need help right now.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We can't call the cops.

I'm on court-ordered rehab

and we were doin' drugs last night.

- I'm sorry, I just think it's strange

that the last person who was with her

doesn't wanna call the police.

- Okay, well the guy who
tried to kill himself over her

would probably be a little upset.

- All right.
- The fuck, dude?

- It's not what you think.

I told her so that he
wouldn't hook up with Abby.

- Cool, man.

Cool and that worked.

Abby wasn't even supposed
to fucking be here, Winston.

This whole fuckin' trip sucks.

It's all about you draggin' people along

for your fuckin' birthday.

The whole thing fuckin' sucks.

- You're absolutely right.

It's my fault for my
have a birthday party.

I'm the asshole.

I didn't have anything
to do with Abby missing.

I'm the bad guy, I'm the bad guy.

- [Tyler] You're making it all
about you, dude.

- No.
- It's fucking not.

- Stop.

It's not his fault, okay?

He was trying to help.

He's trying to be helpful.

- Yeah and for the record, I think

it's probably some sort of
drug-coyote-cartel situation.

- Oh, come on.

This is a quiet town.

It's mostly senior
citizens paintin' ceramics.

- Seriously, dude.

Why are you so convinced
that somebody killed Abby?

Like this is getting fucking ridiculous.

- [Tyler] Hey, you guys.

The gun's gone.

- [Winston] Oh good, great.

- [Tyler] Where's the gun, Nate?

- Fuck off.
- You fuck off, dude.

- [Nate] What am I gonna do, steal a gun?

- Yeah, I think you're gonna steal a gun.

(group chattering)

I don't know, I'm not a violent person.

Your brother is a criminal.

I don't have a fucking criminal record.

This guy's been to prison more times

than fuckin' (drowned out
by chattering) actually

if you fuckin' think about it.

(phone ringing)
- Fucking relax.

(muffled chattering)

- [Tyler] I'm talking
about your lifestyle.

- [Joe] I'm sorry your friend lied to me.

- It's Doug.

Guys, guys.

Hello?

- [Doug] Winston, my boy.

How is everything goin' there?

- [Winston] Everything's fine here, Doug.

- [Doug] No issues with the
security system or the hot tub?

- Nope, shipshape.

- [Doug] Say, I haven't heard
from Joe since last night.

Have you?

- Can't say that I have.

- [Doug] He hasn't been
there since last night.

- Nope.

- [Doug] I see.

You sure everything's all right?

- Yup.

- [Doug] Well if you see him,

you tell him to call
me as soon as possible.

- You got it.

Doug knows somethin's wrong.

If anyone took the gun and if
you have anything else to say,

now's the time.

Okay, everyone go get their luggage.

We're gonna see who has the gun.

We're gonna get to the
bottom of this right now.

Somebody's got the gun.

We're gonna go around, we're
gonna open our suitcases

and we're gonna find out who's
got somethin' to hide, okay?

I'll go first.

Okay, all right.

See?

Nothin'.

Jules, she's got nothin'.

Okay, all right.

Tyler.

- Yeah I mean, pretty much
the standard Tyler experience.

Some antidepressants for ya,

my journal, some clothes.

- Is this a picture of you
and Abby from our wedding?

- That's mine.

- You ripped us out.

- That's the only picture
I have with her, and yeah.

- That's so weird.
- It's not weird.

I think everyone knows I kinda
have feelings for her, okay?

- [Winston] All right okay, Nate.

- This is screwed, you know?

You guys know I didn't do anything.

- [Julia] Just do it or I'll do it.

- I'm doing it.

I got the Molly from last night.

- [Tyler] Very nice.

- Some weed.
- Good.

- Some other stuff.
- Yeah.

- [Nate] Some cocaine.

- It's nice to see that
the court-mandated rehab

is going so well for someone.

- You know what?

It's a party and I wanna let loose, okay?

- Good, very good.

- [Winston] All right, it doesn't matter.

- [Tyler] The noble drug dealer.

- All right, Joe.
- It's the classic.

- No luggage.

- Yeah, I'll just be transparent here.

You know, I just got kinda
some basic stuff in here.

There's a phone, you know?

I got a baseball card I
laminate for good luck.

- That's fine.
- I got my wallet.

Guys, I'm clean.

You guys are my friends. That's a penny.

- Okay thanks, Joe.

Well that leaves you, Margot.

- You can't be serious.

- I'm dead serious.

We all know you been hidin' in that room.

- Seriously, dude?
- You're doing God-knows-what.

You're the most suspicious one here.

- Doing God-knows-what.

What are you doing screaming
outside at four in the morning?

- Oh, come on.

Open the suitcase like we all just did

if you have nothing to hide.

- Fine, fine.

Do you want me to open the suitcase?

- [Winston] Yes.

- I'm gonna open the suitcase for ya.

Here you go.

Oh, happy fuckin' day.

- [Joe] Holy shit.

- I sell panties.

Are you fuckin' happy now?

Look, I see you judging me, okay?

I lost my fucking job.

I had to sell my car to make rent.

That ran out pretty quick.

So I ran into this girl who
said she did this kinda shit

and it seems easy enough.

Look if you don't believe me, ask Tyler.

He knew.

- [Winston] What?

- Well, yes.

She asked me not to tell anyone.

It's a very nuanced and complex area

of feminism that. I knew, yeah.

- So what, you do porn?

- No, I'm not doing porn.

I sell used panties.

Look, one pair can get me like 50 bucks.

If I take a picture,
I can get one to $200.

- That's the story that
you want us to believe?

- [Margot] Look.

Exactly.

- Okay, so I guess this
guy paid for your Uber.

- So people just pay you for panties?

- Yeah.

I can sell panties, socks.

God, if I write a guy's name on my arm,

couple hundred at least.

Okay, so if we're gonna
go through my phone,

I get to go through all of yours.

Let's start with you, Winston.

Wanna show me your phone?

- That's fine, I don't give a shit.

I don't have anything to hide.

- Perfect.

"To Tyler," and I quote.

"Yeah, I know Nate's a douchebag,

"but just bear with me for the night."

Wow.

- [Nate] I'm a douche?

- I'm just tellin' him
what he wants to hear.

- Oh, cool.

- No, I didn't mean.

- No, no, thank you.

I appreciate that.

- [Margot] Whatever, on to the next.

Julia?

- This is so dumb.

Okay?

Nothing to hide.

- Lemme see that.

That's not nothing, Julia.

You have about 10 missed calls from Mitch

and several text messages too.

What the fuck is that?

- Who cares?

- Who cares?

Oh, you have a voicemail also.

Let's see what that's about.

- [Mitch] Seriously fuck you, Julia.

This is the same fuckin' bullshit

every time you two hang out.

She's not answering my calls.

She won't text me back.

I check your fucking Instagram

and there's some picture with her

with some random guy in a fucking hot tub.

Tell Abby to call me right fucking now.

Fuckin' bitch.

- [Tyler] I could play that again

if anyone wants to hear it again.

- [Margot] Yeah.

- What picture is he talkin' about, hun?

- (chuckles) Okay, this is the picture

that he is talking about.

This is the one that she posted.

Her engaged best friend in a hot tub

with her drug dealing brother

with the rest of the gang
conveniently cropped out.

Maybe that's the picture
that he's talkin' about.

- Okay Tyler, yes.

Yes, yes, I posted the picture, okay?

Yes, I cropped everyone else out.

I was trying to break them up

and I was trying to set you guys up.

She was in a horrible relationship.

I was just helping her, okay?

That doesn't prove anything.

Gimme my fucking phone back.

- You guys are welcome to my phone.

- Yeah, here.

You assholes can look at my phone.

I don't give a shit.

- [Winston] All right
Joe, I guess your phone.

- You guys don't need to see my phone.

I mean I just came over to help out

and we ended up just hangin' out,

so there's no reason to see my phone.

- Here, buddy.

I'll just take a little peek at it.

- Okay.

Yeah sure, of course.

- [Margot] Thank you, babe.

- No, no problem.

- It's just a bunch of texts from his dad.

- "Guests are having a
problem with the hot tub.

"Can you go over and check it?"

Is Doug your dad?

- No.

Doug's not my dad.

Okay, he's my dad technically.

But when he goes outta town,

I don't even live inside
the house anymore.

He makes me go and live out in a tent

and just kinda act as the
groundskeeper and help out.

And normally that is all I would do,

I would just come in and
I would fix the hot tub.

But somethin' happened and
you guys were nice to me.

Even the ones of you who didn't like me,

at least you put up with me
and I've never had that before.

I have no friends.

I've never had any friends.

There's people here are like 70 years old.

And all of a sudden I'm
having fun with you guys

and I don't know, it just got
easier and easier to pretend

that I was you know, just one of you

and we're all hanging out.

And I'm sorry that I did it.

I feel bad for lying, I really do.

But I don't feel bad for
hanging out because honestly,

I don't think I've had this
much fun in my life ever

and it feels crazy that
we've known each other

for less than a couple days

and I don't think I have any friends

that are better than you guys.

- So you been lying to us this whole time.

- Basically, yes.

- Okay, you know what?

You can tell it to the
Community Task Force.

- Community Task Force?

What are you talking about?

- The Neighborhood Watch guys.

- What are you talking about?

There's no Community Task Force.

- Oh yeah, then who are these guys?

- These guys?

No, they're locals.

They dress up like cops to scare you

when you come into town.

They're tryin' to keep you
from staying here anymore.

- The phone line's dead.
- What?

- [Joe] Smart scorpions out here

that are just snip, snippin'.

- That's kinda weird.
- Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.

- What is this?
- It's like a phone line.

- [Joe] Accidents happen.

- Accidents?

This is a clean cut.

That's some shady business.

Oh my gosh, what is this?

This is an aux cable, dude.

This is for like...

Hey Joe, what is this aux for?

Joe?

Joe.

- Honestly Julia, I think
you're bored and you're sad.

- [Margot] So really I
have nothin' to hide.

- [Julia] Are you serious?

I'm bored and sad?
- Yeah.

- [Julia] My mediocre life?

- Hey, guys.

Guys.

Hey, guys.

Someone cut the phone line outside.

- What?

- Yeah and Joe's disappeared.

Yeah, so check it out.

I come out here.

Phone line, cut.

Look at this.

A separate cord kinda coming out.

I point that out to Joe and he takes off.

- Well where is he?

- I don't know, man.

I can't find him.

I'm freakin' out, man.

You know?

Something is not right.

- We should've just called the cops

when I said I wanted to call the cops.

- [Tyler] Hey, I found Joe's tent.

You see it?
- Yup.

We should go check it out.

- What's happening?
- We found Joe's tent.

Why don't we go look?

You guys stay here.

- [Julia] You're not going out there.

- We gotta check it out.

It'll be fine.

I'll be right back.

I'll be fine, all right?
- Oh my god.

- [Margot] I don't need to be here.

Yup, you know, I shouldn't have come.

Definitely should not have come.

- [Nate] They'll be fine.

- Are you getting anything?
- Nothing.

- This is so weird.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

Oh my gosh.

Holy shit.

(chuckles) You son of a bitch.

- [Julia] What're you doing?

- This is a camera.

This whole place has cameras.

He's been watching this whole thing.

- What?

- [Winston] Joe, Joe.

(soft foreboding music)

- [Tyler] Holy shit.

- Guys, guys.
- Hey.

- Look what we found in Joe's tent.

- What is that, a gun?
- Fuckin' gun.

- [Winston] Yeah, we
gotta call the cops now.

- Look what I found.

- So what?

You don't understand.

The gun was in Joe's tent.

End of story.

We gotta call the cops.

- Okay, man.

But look, this is a camera, right?

I found a bunch of 'em.

And this one was pointed at the pool

where I found Abby's phone.

So if we can find the tape,

we can find out what happened to Abby.

- Well we've been all
over the house all day.

Where would that be?

- [Nate] Is there any
room we haven't looked in?

- Here it is, but it's locked.

Doug took the key.

(soft foreboding music)

- You know what?

Fuck this.

- [Julia] Nate, what're you doing?

(doorknob bashing)
- Jesus Christ.

- Open.

- Holy shit.

What the actual fuck?

- Who's that?
- Look at this.

He's got records of other
people that stayed here.

This one's still recording, look.

Hold on, let's see if we can play it.

- [Winston] Whoa.

- So here's Nate finding the footage.

Lemme see if I can rewind this thing.

Oh.
- Okay, in my fucking room?

- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Oh god.

- He has a camera in the bathroom?

- That's disgusting.
- What does he want that for?

- [Winston] There's Joe with the gun.

- I fuckin' knew it.
- Oh, man.

- There's something off about him, man.

And there's Abby.

Winston, what?

You said that you didn't see her.

- I didn't.

- Well you did though.

- I fucking knew it.
- What?

- I knew I heard you screaming out there

at four in the fucking morning, dude.

Denying it this entire fucking time!

- Hang on, I'm obviously
blacked out there.

That doesn't mean anything.

- What, she wasn't invited to the party

and ruin your little birthday bash?

Is that what you do?

- Are you kidding me right now?

- I wouldn't fuckin' do anything.

Jules, tell them.

- Hey, man.

What're you doing?
- I don't know what to say.

- What, you of all people,

why are you out there?

- [Winston] Why?

I blacked out.

I wouldn't hurt Abby.
- You of all people.

I stood up for you!

- Okay, all right.
- Just calm down.

- [Margot] Who calls the cop when,

you try and turn this shit on me?

No, dude.

- Are you all fucking crazy right now?

I didn't do anything.

- [Nate] Are you serious right now?

- Are you?
- Yeah.

- Get the fuck away from me, Nate.

- [Nate] Or what, motherfucker?

- She got in the car.

- Bullshit.
- Stop.

- [Winston] Get the fuck away from me.

- Or what?
- Calm down.

- Or what, motherfucker?

(grunts) Goddammit!

- The fuck just happened?
- [Automated Voice] Power failure.

- Power's out.
- You fucking hit Nate.

- [Nate] You fuckin' hit me, man!

- [Winston] I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

- [Nate] (winces) Jesus Christ!

- [Automated Voice] Power failure.
- Oh my god!

- [Tyler] What's going on?

- [Margot] Winston fucking attacked Nate.

- Fucking hit me right in the head, dude.

- (gasps) Oh my god.
- Oh my god.

- (winces) Fuck.

- [Julia] I think he's
really hurt, you guys.

- Oh fuck.

- [Julia] Isn't there any light?

- [Tyler] Yeah, I think Joe
has a lantern back in the tent.

Hold on, hold on.
- Oh my god.

- [Winston] Shit.

- You okay?
- I'm okay.

- Is he all right?
- Oh my god.

He's really hurt, you guys.
- No no no no.

- Okay guys, I know I don't
wanna fuckin' admit this,

but I think it's pretty obvious

that Winston did something to Abby.

- Okay Margot, slow down.

You know, we didn't see all the tape.

We're not 100% sure he did it.

- Can we just figure out
something to do please?

I think it's really bad.

- Okay yeah, yeah.

Julia, don't you have a
first aid kit in the car?

- Yes.

Yeah, I do.

- [Tyler] Okay, why don't you go get that?

Okay, easy.

Easy, easy, pal.

(soft foreboding music)

(gravel crunching)
(Winston breathing heavily)

(car dinging)

(Winston wincing)

- [Julia] What the fuck?

- Just follow it.

You got a concussion, man.

- You guys, the car's missing.

- [Tyler] What?

- Are you fuckin' kidding me?

- [Julia] I don't know,
somebody must've stolen it.

- [Nate] What do you mean
someone stole the car?

- Okay, guys seriously.
- It's missing!

- We need to go into town.

- How are we gonna go into town, Margot?

It's 10 fucking miles.
- You think he can walk?

There's no other choice at this point.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Can you get up?
- I think so, yeah.

- [Tyler] All right, well
let's get him up then.

(Nate groaning)

- Okay, yup.

- Okay.
- Lean on me.

- All right.
- Come on.

Careful, careful.

- Oh my god.
- Holy shit.

- We got your friend.

You better pack up and get out.

- Holy shit.
- What the fuck?

Oh my god.
- Fuck these guys.

- No, no, no.

Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate.
- Nate, stop.

- Nate, get back.
- Nate.

- Okay.
- Go, we need to go.

- Let's get him back on the couch.

(Nate wincing)
Get him down.

- I knew it, man.

That's like meth gangs, dudes.

- Stop.

They have Winston, you guys.

- We can't go out there.

They might fuckin' kill us.

- Well if we stay in here,

they're gonna kill Winston.

- Okay, well what do you wanna do?

- I don't know.

- You wanna sacrifice the whole fuckin'--

- Everybody shut the fuck up!

I did not come out here in
the middle of bum-fuck nowhere

to get attacked by some inbred hicks.

There's two of them
and there's four of us.

Everybody grab a goddamn weapon.

If they want a fight,
(gun cocking)

I'm gonna give 'em a fight.

- Dude, this is so badass.

Oh my god.

- Oh my god, they have guns?
- They have guns.

- Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh, hey hey hey.

The guns are fake.

Wait, wait.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.
- Fuck you guys!

- He's okay, he's okay.
- Oh my god,

what is wrong with you?

Are you okay?
- He's fine, he's fine.

Seriously, he's fine.

He's okay.

- Are you guys out of your fucking mind?

- We can explain.

Some of the locals didn't like the whole

home-sharing tourism thing.

Thought you guys were ruining

like their retirement community and stuff.

- Some of the locals?

- Our parents.

We really didn't wanna hurt you guys.

It was really just supposed to be a goof.

We just wanted to prank you guys

and make sure you guys
never wanted to back here.

- You guys have been doing
this this whole weekend,

the gunshots?

- Spying on us in the bushes?
- Cutting the phone line?

- Taking our car?

- Hey now, we didn't steal the car.

We only took the spark plug.

- (grunts) Spark plug.

I knew it was somethin'.

- Hey assholes, why is my car missing?

- Shoot, that must've been Tony.

He must've came by.

- Is Joe in on this with you?

- No, not Joe.

He hates our guts.

- Yeah, fuck Joe.

- Where is our friend?

Where's Abby?

- We have nothing to do with Abby.

Ours is all fun and games.

It was supposed to be one big joke, okay?

- A lotta fuckin' fun everyone's having.

- Gimme your phone, I'm callin' the cops.

- Buddy, no.

Don't call the sheriff please.

We had a thing goin' on, right buddy?

If you can't do it.

Remember us?

C'mon, please.

- Oh my god, oh my god.

- My god, is that my blunderbuss?

My tomahawk.

My luger.

Hans Goebeler could've touched that.

Put that down right now.

- Hey, we thought your little golf buddies

were gonna kill us.

They been fuckin' with us all weekend.

- Doug seriously, it's not how it looks.

Please, man.

- Goddammit.

Brent, Chip, I told your parents

that I would shoot you on the spot

if I saw you on my property again.

- It's not the way it looks, man.

It was a goof.

We were just messin' around.

We were just prankin' 'em, please.

- This is not the way
it was supposed to go.

- [Winston] You put a bag over my head

and pointed a gun at me.

It was the air pistol.

- So help me God, you're goin' to Chino

if I have anything to say about it.

You,

you treated my beautiful
home like a frat house.

You're goin' to jail too.

You're all goin' behind bars.

- We didn't do anything
illegal for the most part.

- You deliberately violated
section six, article three

of the signed terms and conditions.

Joe, get me my dossier.

- Are you fuckin' kidding me?

- You only know that

because you put some
kinda surveillance system.

- It's a security system.

- You record and then you keep the files.

- I delete them when the guests leave.

- You have 2 1/2 years
worth of footage, bro.

- It's my right as an American.

- Oh, so you just record people showering

and then watch it?

What kind of a pervert are you?

No offense.

- Not what I do.

- Then you get your son
to come over and what,

pretend like he's a
repairman to fix a jacuzzi?

I mean, what's the angle on that one?

- I mean if it means anything,

I had a really nice time, guys.

- Okay, well if you had
such a nice time Joe,

why'd you steal the gun in
the middle of the night?

- Allegedly.

- You touched the pistol?

- Dad.

- Look, we've talked about
this 1,000 times, Joe.

That is not a toy.

It is not a prop.

It is not a video game.

It is not something to show the girls.

It's not something to touch yourself with.

- Well when do I get to touch it?

You know, you keep it locked up

like it's some kind of Vatican treasure

and then people check in
and you wave it around

and you let them touch it.

Everyone gets to touch
it, but not old Joe.

Well when is it gonna be goddamn time

for Joe to touch it?

(muffled chattering)

(phone chiming)

- Hello?

- [Abby] Julia.

Oh thank, god.

I've been trying to get
in touch with you all day,

are you okay?

- Yeah, yeah.

We're okay, are you okay?

- [Abby] Yeah.

Winston told me about what Tyler did.

Oh god, Jules.

I just felt so horrible.

I couldn't be there when you guys woke up.

I ran back in town and called Mitch

and he came and got me.

I'm so sorry to do that to you.

Is everything okay?

- Yup, yeah, all good.

- [Abby] Well, I'm
gonna get back to Mitch.

But let's chat when you
guys get back, all right?

- Okay.
- Have fun.

- Yup.

- Who was it?

- That was Abby.

- What?

Is she okay?

- Yeah, she ran into town
and she's with Mitch.

She's okay.

(muffled chattering)

Shut up!

There's an easy solution.

- Happy birthday.

- Thank you.

How was your daughter's soccer game?

- I don't have a daughter.

- (grunts) Yup.

Well good news: I don't have concussion.

Bad news: they wouldn't give me drugs.

You know, on account of the rehab.

My head hurts.

(soft orchestral music)
(wind whooshing)

(lively orchestral music)