Money!
Money! Money is coming in!
Money is coming from the top,
from the bottom!
Only money!
The money is colour,
the money is beauty!
A man is nothing without money.
Money, all over the place.
Money is raining.
Soft money! What a money!
Silky money! My money!
So much money.
He is dreaming again.
- Money!
Why are you tearing the mattress?
Come to your senses.
What are you doing? Bring some water.
Money is raining?
- What are you doing?
Money!
- Come to your senses.
Money!
- Come to your senses.
The flood.
Come to your senses.
This is not money. It's just cotton.
You have spoilt my lakhs of rupees.
You already have lakhs of rupees.
How much more do you want?
Crores.
I want to earn crores of rupees.
You don't know what happens
to me when I see money.
I feel ecstatic when I see money!
My whole body starts to dance.
I hear melodious music.
Flowers blossom in my eyes.
I can do anything for money.
I can live, I can die.
I can sing. I can dance.
Can you take a bath?
- What?
Can you take a bath?
The priest is about to come.
The priest.. The priest
is about to get some good news.
The priest is about
to get some good news.
Hail Lakshmi (Goddess of wealth).
Hail Lakshmi.
Mother Lakshmi, your love for the owl,
your ride, very much..
I am your greatest devotee.
Please take care of your devotee.
Always stay with me.
Have a great time.
Oh Mother, never leave me!
Oh no. It has burnt too much.
Master, you've been burning
the same incense stick for five years.
Why don't you buy some new sticks?
No matter I use is for
five years or 50 years..
Why do you have a problem
when Mother Lakshmi doesn't have any?
Has the priest arrived?
He is waiting for you.
I have brought
photographs of many girls.
Keep them aside.
I don't care about their appearances.
If she is blind,
I will get her an eye.
If she doesn't have a leg,
I'll get one Jaipur foot for her.
If she's fat,
I'll stop giving her food.
Any girl would do, provided that..
..she is the only daughter
of a millionaire father. Sit down.
But at least their
horoscopes should match.
That's also not necessary,
but I should get the dowry.
I have only one son.
I will get him married only once.
So I want to get
a good deal out of him.
Hazari Prasad will do
this deal with utmost care.
Priest, here is tea for you.
- Thank you.
You fool.
Do you want to kill the priest?
It's just tea, not poison.
You fool, tea contains sugar.
Sugar causes diabetes.
What if the priest dies due to diabetes?