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This is so great.
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I know. The wine, the view. Me.
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Fantastic.
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I was talking about us.
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Oh.
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It took us two years to realize
that we love each other,
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but I'm so happy that we did.
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Me too.
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Me three.
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Oh, no, we're outta wine.
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Yep, you finished the last of it.
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No wonder I feel so tipsy.
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Um, Sofia, I don't... I don't
think you should drive home.
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Josh, is it cool
if Sofia spends the night?
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I think she can drive.
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I mean, sure.
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She can stay. What are guest rooms for?
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Gue-ests!
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I am so happy right now.
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Me too.
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Me three! Look what I found!
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- Another bottle of wine!
- Oh, boy!
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So which one of you two is
gonna carry me up the stairs?
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Josh, where do you keep
an extra toothbrush?
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Oh, I think you'll find one
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right next to the night alone
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I wanted with my girlfriend.
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Uh, in the cabinet, under the sink,
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right next to Elliot's concealer.
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Thank you.
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Good Ni-ight!
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Sleep ti-ight!
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Gabi, I think we have a problem.
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Okay, well, let's just keep kissin',
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maybe it'll fix itself.
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No. It's not that.
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Sofia's here all the time!
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I mean, we're a couple now.
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We need time alone.
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Yeah, I know, and I want time alone,
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but she's my best friend,
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I can't just ditch her
because I have a boyfriend.
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I bet if she met somebody,
she'd ditch you.
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Yeah, well, we'll never
have to find out,
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because she's never gonna meet anybody.
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Why not? Sofia's a great girl.
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Yeah, she's not the problem.
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Have you ever noticed
she's a little picky?
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I bet she'd like my friend Evan.
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I mean, he owns his own gym.
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Yeah, uh, I met Evan.
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I think he'd be happier dating a Jim.
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Uh, what about my buddy Dan?
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Dan, the guy who pronounces vase "vahz"?
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Mike.
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Man Boobs Mike?
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Yeah, has he met Evan?
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Are you sure Sofia's the picky one?
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Ooh! Dick!
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See? Told you it'd fix itself.
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No...
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My dentist.
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Dick Donahue!
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Hmm. You really think
Sofia would go for a dentist?
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She would consider it!
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- Elliot!
- Oh, morning, boss!
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Hey, I need you.
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I got like a thousand files on here
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that need to be converted
before my meeting tomorrow.
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Ohh, I bet you look so cute
running a meeting.
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Hey, do you wanna have
a little meeting right now?
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I'll convert the files for you.
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- I love you.
- I love you, too.
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He was talkin' to Gabi.
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I know.
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Uch, all that giggling and canoodling.
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I wish Alan and I still had that,
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but something's gone flat
in the bedroom.
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Was it Alan after you rolled off him?
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Seriously, if you wanna
get your sexy back,
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I can help you.
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"Yolanda's Dude-oir Photos.
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"Where bros pose with no clothes."
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Since when have you been doing
erotic photography?
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Since I got caught in that locker room,
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and had to come up
with an excuse on the fly.
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Yolanda, these are great.
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Oh, yeah, guys play out
all kinda fantasies.
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Construction workers,
sailors, celebrities.
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Who finds Cedric the Entertainer sexy?
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That's me, fool!
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Now all you gotta do
is figure out Alan's fantasy.
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Oh! I know exactly
what Alan's fantasy is.
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Yah! Yah!
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Why are you not taking any pictures?
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I'm busy second guessing the life
choices I've made that got me here.
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Alan's favorite reality show is
"The Real Dog Sledders of Alaska."
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And I modeled myself after his favorite,
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Lance Klondike!
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Dog sledder by day,
Jewish doctor by night.
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Wait! I need a scarf to ripple as the
wind blows across the icy tundra.
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Ooh, I know. I got Rabbi Ben's
prayer shawl in my purse.
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Why would you have that?
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After what we do? He needs to
make things right with God.
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You know what? Never mind.
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Come on, let's do this.
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Hold up.
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All right. Show me your snowballs!
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Whoo!
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Isn't this goin' great?
It's goin' great.
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Okay, who's ready for some more wine?
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Ooh, white for me.
Red stains your teeth.
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Oh.
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I just have to say, you guys, um, I
have not had this much fun on a date
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since... wow, it's been
a really long time.
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Well, I'm sure you two would like to get
to know each other a little bit better,
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and what better way to do that
than not be here with us?
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Why don't I help you
clean up real quick, Gabi?
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Oh, thank you, Dick.
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Wow, he's such a gentleman.
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I cannot wait to introduce him
to my mother.
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Shut up, desperate,
you're gonna ruin this for me!
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You. You're gonna ruin this for you.
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Excuse me one minute.
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Hey, uh, Elliot.
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Why are you dressed
like Nanook of the North Korea?
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Because I'm just finishing
converting your files.
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Oh. And you're doing it
in that outfit because...
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Oh, no! An outfit would imply
I'm wearing pants.
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So, Dick, what do you think?
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Sofia has great teeth, huh? And she,
uh, she knows when not to use 'em.
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Sofia's the best. Hope she's not
just after my nitrous hook-up.
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That's happened before.
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Oh. Is that an emergency root canal?
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Worse. My ex-girlfriend, Kayla.
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She's still got stuff in my apartment.
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She keeps bugging me
to bring it by the salon.
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Oh, so you, uh, still text with the ex?
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Oh, not that much.
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Hm. Hey, uh, Dick, can you, uh,
help me put these, uh, dishes
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in the dishwasher?
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Oh.
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Oh! You know what?
Here, let me hold that
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so you don't get it all wet.
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Um, you know what, Dick, you
should not be helpin' me
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with the dishes... Josh!
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- Oh, but I'm happy...
- Josh!
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You know what? Oh my god, I think
I saw Sofia just eat a carmel.
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- What?
- Yeah, go!
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What?
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Dick is texting his ex, Kayla.
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- So?
- So? So?
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He said it's just because
she left stuff at his apartment,
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but everybody knows you
just text your ex for sex.
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Text, ex, sex... it's
true because it rhymes!
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Gabi, he's really into Sofia,
I'm sure it's nothing.
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How do we know that Dick's
not still hung up on Kayla?
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We don't! And we don't have
to, because I love Dick,
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Sofia loves Dick, everybody loves Dick,
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and if I wasn't being serious,
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that would've been so damn funny,
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but I am serious, so it's not!
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Gabi, don't screw this up.
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Okay, all right, I get it.
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Do ya? Do ya?
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I do! I do! I don't!
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Hi, this is Gabi Diamond.
I'd like to make an appointment
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for a haircut tomorrow morning
with Kayla.
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Hi, I'm Kayla.
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Uh-oh.
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You're pretty.
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Sofia's screwed.
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So, what are we thinking?
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Um, I was thinking,
uh, bangs, highlights,
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are you getting back together
with your ex-boyfriend Dick?
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Excuse me? Who are you?
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Um, I... I'm Gabi, and my best
friend is dating your ex,
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and I just wanna make sure
you guys are totally over,
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'cause if you're not, I really
don't want her to get hurt.
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Wow, Dick's already seeing someone?
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Yeah.
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Is it bothering you?
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You're bothering me.
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I bother everyone.
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Um, but uh, the question is,
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does Dick dating someone bother you?
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No. I'm done with Dick.
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Well, good. That's a relief.
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So what do you want done to your hair?
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Um, what costs... three dollars?
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- Your last hair cut.
- Oh!
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How did she know?
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Oh, hey, Alan.
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Are... Are you here to pick up Elliot?
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Yeah. But first I need
to talk to you, Yo-Yo.
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I need your advice.
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Elliot came home crazy late last night.
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He said he was working,
but I'm not buying it.
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No offense, but you guys
don't do crap around here.
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Plus, when he got into bed, he had a
very shaggy, musky scent about him.
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I think he might be having an affair.
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Alan, I can tell you with certainty,
Elliot is not havin' an affair.
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Oh my god, with certainty?
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You have information, Yo-Yo!
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- Out with it!
- Hm-mmm.
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All I can tell you is,
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I was helpin' him become the man
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you've always dreamed of.
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Mario Lopez?
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What the oy is this?
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A tallis?
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Elliot's converting to Judaism for me!
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Hey. Alan.
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Josh, was Elliot here late last
night because he was converting?
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Yeah! He was doing it in my office.
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Oh my god! My mother's
finally gonna accept Elliot!
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I can finally stop going to therapy!
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Ah, who am I kidding?
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Hey, babe.
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Ohh. A rose. Why a rose?
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Well, I figured tonight
was special, you know?
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It's the first time the two of
us are alone out on a date.
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You know, to be honest,
I was gettin' a little concerned
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that we were never gonna rid of...
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- Josh!
- It's like I'm still hearing her.
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Hi.
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Thank you so much for sending us
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that incredible bottle of wine.
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Although it was red. But I brought my
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wine straw, so we're good!
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He brought me one, too!
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You guys wanna join us?
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Yeah, we'll be right there!
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I thought you said
we were gonna be alone tonight.
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Yes, I know, a... and I thought so, too,
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but then I thought, if Dick
really is the one for Sofia,
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I should be here, because her second
dates tend to be the last ones.
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When does it end?
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On the second date, I just told you.
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No, this! When... When does this end?
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Listen, we'll just have... we'll
have one drink with them,
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and then we can be alone, I promise.
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No, stop! Stop!
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Told you, don't do Gabi cat in public.
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I'm sorry.
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Kayla?
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Dick, I know you're
surprised to see me, but...
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Is that bitch using my wine straw?
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Kayla...
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Stop. This morning, I heard
you were seeing someone new,
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and I thought
it didn't bother me,
but it turned out, it did.
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All day, I've been thinking
about you with another girl,
254
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and... and I realized, I don't want you
255
00:12:00,264 --> 00:12:02,297
to be with someone else,
I want you to be with me.
256
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I'm in love with you.
257
00:12:04,268 --> 00:12:06,268
So...
258
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Dick Donahue, D.D.S., will you marry me?
259
00:12:12,276 --> 00:12:14,242
I am so sorry.
260
00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:15,544
It's okay, we all have crazy exes.
261
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- Yes, I'll marry you!
- What?
262
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,350
Oh my god! And this is
the girl who inspired me
263
00:12:22,386 --> 00:12:24,519
to do this!
264
00:12:24,555 --> 00:12:26,555
- What?
- What?
265
00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,323
If you hadn't come in this morning,
266
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I wouldn't even be here.
267
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Uh-huh.
268
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- I owe this all to you. Thank you.
- That's great.
269
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Mm-hm.
270
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:40,268
Sofia, listen, the only
reason I went to her
271
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is because I found out
that he was still texting her,
272
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and I wanted to make sure
that it was totally done,
273
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so that you didn't get hurt.
274
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Dick. You came back.
275
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I had to. These aren't cheap.
276
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Well... you dodged a bullet.
277
00:12:59,723 --> 00:13:01,556
How could you ruin this for me?
278
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See?
279
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I told you her second dates
are always a disaster.
280
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Gabi, everything was goin' great,
we found Sofia a great guy,
281
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we got rid of our third wheel. Do you
remember standing in my kitchen,
282
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,244
promising me you wouldn't get involved?
283
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,579
Yes, yes, I remember. And I
didn't intend to screw it up,
284
00:13:24,615 --> 00:13:26,499
but then my feelings
for Sofia overpowered
285
00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,260
my intention not to screw it up,
286
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,418
and then I really screwed it up.
287
00:13:30,454 --> 00:13:33,221
Oh, so your feelings for Sofia
overpowered your feelings for me?
288
00:13:33,257 --> 00:13:34,556
Yes, exactly!
289
00:13:34,591 --> 00:13:36,391
No, wait. No, no!
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Remember the...
291
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Gabi...
292
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know what?
293
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,333
I'm startin' to feel
like I'm the third wheel.
294
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I only have three dollars.
295
00:14:11,757 --> 00:14:13,590
Elliot, I couldn't wait anymore.
296
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:16,360
Yolanda told me
about the surprise
you're planning!
297
00:14:16,395 --> 00:14:19,953
What? Why would she wanna
ruin everything for me?
298
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,300
I just answered my own question.
299
00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:25,369
Well, the fiddler's off the roof!
300
00:14:25,404 --> 00:14:28,672
Come on! What are Jew waiting for?
301
00:14:28,707 --> 00:14:31,275
Okay! Wait here!
302
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:37,414
Mom! Prepare to meet
your newly Jewish son-in-law.
303
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,416
I can't believe
this is really happening!
304
00:14:39,452 --> 00:14:40,517
Oh, it's happening, Ma.
305
00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:42,619
He's probably getting
his yarmulke, a tallis...
306
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,721
And hopefully, some rugelach.
307
00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:47,758
Now that he's Jewish,
I have my appetite back.
308
00:14:49,595 --> 00:14:52,429
Prepare to be aroused!
309
00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:54,698
Ta-da!
310
00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:56,533
Oy gevalt!
311
00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:02,606
He may be Jewish up there, but he's
definitely not Jewish down there.
312
00:15:05,311 --> 00:15:07,478
Uch, come on. Cancel the rugelach!
313
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,684
It's not me. It's Lance Klondike.
314
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,374
Brought you a bundt cake.
315
00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:38,442
Actually, it was a regular cake,
316
00:15:38,477 --> 00:15:40,644
but I ate the middle on the way home.
317
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:46,617
I'll get the plates and forks, you sit.
318
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:57,694
Sofia, I had no right to do what I did.
319
00:15:57,730 --> 00:16:00,330
And it was wrong of me to think I did
have the right to do what I did,
320
00:16:00,366 --> 00:16:01,598
so the only way
to make right what I did wrong
321
00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:05,636
is to tell you
that I'm... I'm really sorry.
322
00:16:07,473 --> 00:16:09,640
Come on, Sofia, say something.
323
00:16:09,675 --> 00:16:11,441
- No ice cream?
- No! I got ice cream!
324
00:16:11,477 --> 00:16:13,677
I got ice cream, here.
325
00:16:13,712 --> 00:16:16,647
Look, and it's mint chocolate chip!
326
00:16:16,682 --> 00:16:20,517
It's your favorite! I know you love it!
327
00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:22,619
- I know you wanna forgive me...
- What is wrong with you?
328
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:25,322
So many things!
329
00:16:26,759 --> 00:16:29,626
I don't know. What happens with
most girls when they get boyfriends
330
00:16:29,662 --> 00:16:30,843
is they lose their girlfriends, and
331
00:16:30,854 --> 00:16:32,472
then their girlfriends find boyfriends,
332
00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:34,979
and then the girlfriends
just drift apart, and
333
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,311
I don't... I don't want
us to drift, Sofia.
334
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:42,673
Oh my god. Do you know
what I just realized?
335
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,275
Mint chip doesn't go with bundt cake?
336
00:16:46,745 --> 00:16:49,546
No. Yes, but... No.
337
00:16:49,582 --> 00:16:52,516
I think the reason I keep including
you in everything with me and Josh
338
00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:55,485
is because I just don't wanna lose you.
339
00:16:55,521 --> 00:17:00,324
And maybe you don't wanna lose me?
340
00:17:00,359 --> 00:17:03,427
It's okay, you're not there yet,
that's fine, that's fine.
341
00:17:03,462 --> 00:17:05,216
But maybe, just maybe, the reason you
342
00:17:05,227 --> 00:17:07,407
keep hangin' out with
me and Josh so much
343
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,600
is because you feel the same way?
344
00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:12,569
Gabi, that is insane. You think
that I go over to Josh's house
345
00:17:12,605 --> 00:17:15,339
and I drink too much because I
subconsciously wanna be with you?
346
00:17:15,374 --> 00:17:17,608
- Oh my god.
- See?
347
00:17:17,643 --> 00:17:19,610
That is so sick!
348
00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:20,644
I know!
349
00:17:20,679 --> 00:17:22,546
- Ucch.
- So, what do we do,
350
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:25,549
I mean, I don't wanna lose
you, you don't wanna lose me?
351
00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:27,718
Well, I don't know, things are changing.
352
00:17:27,753 --> 00:17:31,254
Yeah, but wh... what if I
don't want them to change?
353
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,522
Hey! What if we make a pact
354
00:17:32,558 --> 00:17:34,691
to spend every Thursday night together?
355
00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:36,259
Like a date night?
356
00:17:36,295 --> 00:17:38,595
Yeah, but we don't have to,
like, make out or anything.
357
00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:41,264
- Oh, so exactly like my date nights.
- Mm-hmm.
358
00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:46,503
I'm really sorry that I messed
everything up with Dick.
359
00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:49,306
Oh. It would never have
worked out with him, anyway.
360
00:17:49,341 --> 00:17:51,575
Turns out, his middle name was Dick.
361
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:54,411
His first name was Harry.
362
00:18:01,487 --> 00:18:05,389
I don't understand. Why does that... oh.
363
00:18:13,632 --> 00:18:17,367
Gabi and I got into a huge fight.
I don't wanna talk about it.
364
00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:19,403
Then why'd you say it?
365
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,505
She chose Sofia over me,
do you believe it?
366
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:25,709
Oh my god. You and I are
having the exact same problem.
367
00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:29,713
Alan and his mom ran when they
saw me pantsless on a dogsled.
368
00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:36,353
I am so mad right now,
I can't even look at her.
369
00:18:36,388 --> 00:18:38,288
Should I go see her?
Should I go over there, see her?
370
00:18:38,323 --> 00:18:39,823
No, no, you kn... I'm not gonna
go see her. If I go over there,
371
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,451
I'm gonna look like a big wuss.
If she wants to
372
00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:43,583
make this work, she's
gonna have to come to me.
373
00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:46,640
She came to me! Yolanda, she came to me!
374
00:18:50,436 --> 00:18:51,735
She didn't come to me.
375
00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:54,404
- Alan, you're back!
- Honey, Mom and I talked,
376
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,339
- and she realized...
- Honey, let me talk.
377
00:18:57,710 --> 00:19:01,511
You know, I always wanted my son
to be with a nice Jewish boy.
378
00:19:01,547 --> 00:19:04,681
- Ma!
- What? Just let me talk.
379
00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:10,554
I realized my son doesn't need
a nice Jewish man.
380
00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:14,391
He needs a nice loving man.
381
00:19:14,426 --> 00:19:18,428
And anyone who could get dressed
up in that facacta Eskimo outfit,
382
00:19:18,464 --> 00:19:24,668
with his schmekel hanging out?
Definitely loves the hell outta my son.
383
00:19:24,703 --> 00:19:26,603
Ooh!
384
00:19:26,638 --> 00:19:29,306
I do, I do!
385
00:19:29,341 --> 00:19:30,540
Well, welcome to the family.
386
00:19:30,576 --> 00:19:34,311
Come over here. Give Mom... Mom a hug.
387
00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:36,313
Oy!
388
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:38,448
Let's celebrate!
389
00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:43,420
Josh-Ala, I hear you have
quite the wine collection.
390
00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:46,523
Blackberry Manischewitz is my favorite.
391
00:19:46,558 --> 00:19:50,560
But if you only have grape,
we will make do.
392
00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:56,500
Josh?
393
00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:58,435
Gabi.
394
00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:00,337
I do wanna be alone with you.
395
00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:02,606
And I think we should start right now.
396
00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:05,575
Oh my god, who is that?
397
00:20:05,611 --> 00:20:06,676
That's Josh's chef.
398
00:20:06,712 --> 00:20:09,479
What, does everyone
in this house go naked?
399
00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:10,547
If only.
400
00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:14,618
Well, when in Rome...
401
00:20:14,653 --> 00:20:15,719
Ma!
402
00:20:15,754 --> 00:20:17,320
What?
403
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:23,033
So, first time spendin' the
night here without Sofia.
404
00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:24,845
How ya feelin'?
405
00:20:24,881 --> 00:20:27,509
Like, I don't miss her, but I love her.
406
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,408
But I don't miss her,
because I love you.
407
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:32,072
Me too.
408
00:20:32,112 --> 00:20:33,685
Me three.
409
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,406
Damn, this wine is good.
410
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,866
Ya know, I'm a little tipsy.
411
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,779
Mind if I spend the night?
412
00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:47,304
You missed some.
413
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:51,933
You, too.
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