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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:29,999 Downloaded from xPau.se 2 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:33,230 [OLIVIA] You know that moment when you finally understand life? 3 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:36,030 You just get it? 4 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:41,780 Well, this was my moment. 5 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,940 I got it. Everything and everyone in my life fit into a neat, little box. 6 00:00:46,570 --> 00:00:48,940 Here are the individualist hipster clones... 7 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:51,610 and the better-than-you bankers. 8 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:53,900 [SCOFFS] See? 9 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:58,410 I knew exactly what was what, who was who and most importantly who I am. 10 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:00,860 Aw, the yummy mummies. 11 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:01,980 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 12 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,730 [OLIVIA] Look, we all do it. 13 00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:06,900 We give ourselves labels to feel we belong. 14 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,570 Silly, really. Because waking up to yourself is about letting go 15 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,480 of who you imagine yourself to be. 16 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:15,730 Of course, I had yet to learn that. 17 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:20,940 Yep. No. I'm up. I'm gonna take on the world. 18 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,650 [WATER BUBBLING] 19 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:26,400 [URINATING] 20 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:28,440 Oh! 21 00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:37,280 ["DO YOU WANNA DANCE" PLAYING] 22 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,440 Fuck! 23 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:41,020 [GRUNTS] 24 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,590 Look smart, everyone! She's almost here. 25 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:46,400 - Could I get that deposition, Charles? - Yes, yes. 26 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,530 Could I get a smile too for Sophie's last day? 27 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:53,480 Terrifying as usual. Thank you. 28 00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:06,730 [SIGHS] 29 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:23,230 [ALL] Surprise! 30 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:28,190 You do not do that to someone! Oh! [LAUGHS] 31 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,230 I'll be sad to leave the firm. 32 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:35,020 Glad to see the back of you lot, of course. 33 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:36,030 - [LAUGHING] - Yay! 34 00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:40,610 Yes, Olivia, thank you for the surprise. I can tell you were the one behind it. 35 00:03:40,610 --> 00:03:41,610 [LAUGHS] 36 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:45,820 [HEAVY BREATHING] 37 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,900 [SOPHIE] And now for another surprise... 38 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,940 I'm gonna be a mum. That's right. I'm having a baby. 39 00:03:58,230 --> 00:04:01,440 - [APPLAUSE] - Thank you. 40 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,530 [SQUEALING] 41 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,400 [SNORTS] 42 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,440 Yay! 43 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:32,070 Shoo! Go on. Shoo! Go on! Fuck off! Go get the mouse that's... 44 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,480 - not this one. - [CAT MEOWS] 45 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,980 That was rather embarrassing, wasn't it? 46 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:40,150 - Excruciating stuff. - Yes. 47 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,480 Thank you. Much better adjective. 48 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:49,480 - It is possible, you know. - Yeah! Sure, yes. I mean... 49 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:53,070 that was always the plan. Um... 50 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:59,230 but then you wake up after yet another pointless relationship 51 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:00,320 and you realize... 52 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:04,230 the only thing you ever truly wanted, you left up to fate. 53 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:05,650 And now it's too late. 54 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:10,650 - No chance with the current? - She's barely 12. 55 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:16,480 Unfortunately, I am completely obsessed with her. 56 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:20,650 - Finally happy. - You don't look very happy. 57 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,480 So... 58 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,400 who's the man then? 59 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:29,980 No man. 60 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,190 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle and all that. 61 00:05:33,190 --> 00:05:38,690 - Yes, but who's like a man? - We are, quite literally, two women. 62 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:44,980 Yes, but top or bottom sort of thing. I mean, how does it fit together? 63 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:50,110 Charles, please. Stop doing that. 64 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,440 - What do you call this piece? - Dot. 65 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:57,750 - Do you know what it represents? - What? 66 00:05:57,980 --> 00:06:00,900 - Fuck all! - Don't say that. 67 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,650 I literally spent all day, creating a full stop. 68 00:06:03,650 --> 00:06:06,400 But this what being a struggling artist is all about. 69 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,190 Yeah, but when do you stop saying "struggling" 70 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:11,190 - and just realize that you are not one. - Never. 71 00:06:11,690 --> 00:06:13,070 If I'm all right with it, you can be too, you know. 72 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,780 Alex, that's not who you are. 73 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:19,570 [SIGHS] How was your day? 74 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,730 Lovely, thank you. 75 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:28,570 Um... I did get us a new pet. 76 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:31,570 Her name's Maureen. 77 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:35,480 There are ways to address procrastination, as we discussed. 78 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,480 Are there? 79 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,400 Are there? 80 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,530 [MUSIC PLAYS] 81 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:49,730 - [SCREAMS] - [GIGGLING] 82 00:07:16,110 --> 00:07:18,280 - I know... - You do? 83 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:20,940 I need to get up and face the world. 84 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:29,650 Actually, um... 85 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:33,730 I was going to ask you to marry me. 86 00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:42,820 - Have you got a ring? - Yes! No, I don't. It... 87 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:47,900 - More of an "in theory" situation. - You just proposed to me in theory? 88 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:51,860 I mean, do you think we should? Because, then we'll be as close as... 89 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,190 you know, family and we could... 90 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:00,980 All those lovely tax benefits. 91 00:08:01,610 --> 00:08:03,850 - You've not proposed before, have you? - Is it too soon? 92 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:08,070 It is too soon. Yep. It probably... 93 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,480 Ignore me. I've had a lot of coffee. 94 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,650 And now you're literally taking your proposal back? 95 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:16,610 Got me divorce papers through, this morning. 96 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:21,480 - John! - Most people just say good morning, John! 97 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,520 As long as she gives me my signed football back, I'm happy. 98 00:08:23,530 --> 00:08:26,280 [OLIVIA] Oh, I'm sure she will. 99 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:28,980 - So, you're a single man, now? - Yeah! 100 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:31,230 Gosh! You can party, date and... 101 00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:35,690 - [STUTTERING] ...travel the world. - Grow my hair a bit. 102 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:37,190 - [OLIVIA] And that. - Have a divorce party. 103 00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:39,320 Oh, that's classy. 104 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,820 - Thank you! - [ALEX] Goodbye, John! 105 00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:43,530 [JOHN] What you doin'? 106 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:47,940 Are you two doing stuff? 107 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,320 [MOUTHS] 108 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:53,940 [INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 109 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,440 ["BEEN INVITED TO A PARTY" PLAYING] 110 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,730 [PANTING] 111 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,730 [OLIVIA] Look at him. Mr. Family Man. 112 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,880 If we were still kids, I'd go over there and give him a wedgie. 113 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,380 Those trousers are doing the job for you. 114 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:40,360 - Do you ever think about that? - You brother's ass. Daily, yeah. 115 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:42,190 I wish I had the courage to be different, 116 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:46,230 to stand alone and accept that I have feelings for men. 117 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:50,030 - I just can't deal with the stigma. - Just 'cause, lately I've been... 118 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:56,030 I've just been thinking, I don't know, what a great mum you'd make. 119 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:02,570 So that's what it was about. 120 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,940 - What? - The anti-proposal. 121 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,480 - No. - That's why you had no ring. 122 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,980 Look, were we... You know, I don't... We haven't broached that, have we? 123 00:10:14,730 --> 00:10:19,690 - The kid thing? Have we covered that? - Uh, yeah. Date two. 124 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:23,940 You asked me, and I said maybe, but like, not for years. 125 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,480 Okay. 126 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,320 [PEOPLE CHATTING] 127 00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:32,230 Well, you didn't shut it down. 128 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,780 - Did you? - That was ten months ago. 129 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:37,480 [BEN] Get ready, people! 130 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:39,230 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 131 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,650 You've seen my bank balance, huh? I don't know if I'm ready. If I'm ever... 132 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:45,980 - gonna be ready. - Yeah. Yes. 133 00:10:46,610 --> 00:10:48,230 - Ah! Ah! Ah! - [PEOPLE LAUGHING] 134 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:51,730 Are those tears? 135 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,360 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 136 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:04,280 Um... 137 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:07,940 I'm sorry. I know you're not ready. 138 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,900 But Alex, I'm almost 40. 139 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:16,820 The shop is closing. 140 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,570 I know that's not terribly Gloria Steinem of me but it's true. 141 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,070 [SIGHS] 142 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:27,860 This is a thing, isn't it? 143 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:30,180 I should have been more honest. 144 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,690 How long have you wanted this? 145 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,860 Only since I was five. 146 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:37,970 You should have been more honest. 147 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,650 [PEOPLE CHATTING] 148 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,110 I just didn't want to lose you. 149 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:45,320 You have me. 150 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:47,860 This is it. I'm done. 151 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:52,440 - I want us to be a family. - [CHEERING] 152 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,610 I need time... 153 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:07,610 - time to think. - Sure. Oh, absolutely, yeah. Cool. 154 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,280 No pressure. 155 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,530 Happy New Year. 156 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:16,690 Happy New Year. 157 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,440 [ALFIE] So, you dumped her? 158 00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:42,360 No, Alf. She asked for a baby. Not a kidney. 159 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,860 That would be way less hassle. 160 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:46,980 - I said I'd think about it. - Who would have it? 161 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,570 You? 162 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:52,620 You'll never have sex again. Pregnancy fucks with your vagina, man. 163 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,510 She wants to do it. There's no way I'm shitting out a kid. 164 00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:00,070 - How many of these we've had? - Like... 165 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,150 three... each. 166 00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:07,570 - The guy said just have a half. - It'll be mellow. It's always mellow. 167 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:09,110 [SCREAMING] 168 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,780 [ALFIE] What is happening? 169 00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:14,280 It just won't stop. 170 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:15,360 [ALEX] We're all gonna die. 171 00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:20,980 - [PANTING] - [SCREAMING] 172 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,610 [POLICE SIREN FADING OUT] 173 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:33,230 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [MUSIC PLAYING] 174 00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:48,150 - [JOHN] Hey! You made it. - Of course, we did. 175 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:50,650 We needed the alcohol. 176 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:53,070 Well, I'm just glad you didn't feel intimidated. 177 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:54,860 [OLIVIA] Happy divorce. 178 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,030 Thank you very much, Olivia. I'm heartbroken, you know? 179 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,480 - Hang on in there. - [JOHN] Thank you, Alex. 180 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:03,070 Just BTW, I can see right through that top. 181 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,730 Oh, oh! Mojitos are up! 182 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:12,820 Come on! [CHANTING] 183 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:16,730 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 184 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,900 [ALEX] Babe. 185 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,150 - I'm still not talking to you, okay? - I'm sorry. 186 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:28,360 Those brownies were stronger than expected and to be fair... 187 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,480 that ride cannot be safe for kids. 188 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,650 - Alex, this is not the way to behave. - I know. 189 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,690 I just got bored of not getting anything done 190 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:38,290 - and wanted to have some fun, I am trying. - Well, just hurry up! 191 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:40,730 - Hurry up! - Yes! 192 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:41,730 Girls? Really? 193 00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:44,860 Isn't this something about MTV in the 90's? 194 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,900 I think those two will fancy you whatever. 195 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:51,780 Alex, I need you to be the person that you plan to be sooner. 196 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,110 Why? 197 00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:56,280 Becau... because you're going to be a mother. 198 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,530 I've started already... 199 00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:08,570 the insemination program. 200 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:11,900 [ALEX SIGHS] 201 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,280 Surprise. [SIGHING] 202 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,150 Yay. 203 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:18,530 How could you do this? 204 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,230 Huh? 205 00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:22,690 You promised me time to think. 206 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,360 I just thought I'd give it a shot and see. 207 00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:29,280 - [SCOFFS] This is our life. - Alex, I couldn't wait. 208 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,070 Not any longer. 209 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:38,030 This was never about me. 210 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,440 [SIGHS] 211 00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:44,900 You'll be a great mother... 212 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,440 Stop telling me what I'm fucking great at. 213 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,440 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 214 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:49,610 I'm going to go back to our house and give us both time to cool off. 215 00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:51,650 I don't wanna see you. 216 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,260 - Fine. I'll go to my parents. - Fine. 217 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,320 Fuck! 218 00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:10,320 - Ah-ha! Where's Olivia? - Huh! I've been left behind. 219 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,860 You okay? 220 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:15,750 [SIGHS] "I make so many beginnings, there will never be an end." 221 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,480 - I'm not quite following. - Mm. 222 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:21,320 Little Women. You should read it, John. 223 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:23,780 In the meantime... 224 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,980 do you fancy forgetting who the fuck we are for a bit? 225 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:29,570 - Oh! Most definitely. - Fantastic! 226 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:35,030 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 227 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:38,480 - [SUE] Green juice, darling? - No, thanks, Mummy. 228 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:42,360 - Nice to have our princess home. - Just the damn best. 229 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:45,320 Wish you had an argument with your flatmate every week. 230 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,360 - Girlfriend. - Life partner, darling. 231 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:51,520 Well, we'll be here when it doesn't work out, won't we, love? 232 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:52,730 [SUE] Absolutely! 233 00:16:58,230 --> 00:16:59,360 [SNORING] 234 00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,030 Good morning, Alex. 235 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:06,940 [GASPING] 236 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,190 Do you wanna go again? 237 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:15,230 Oh, my God. 238 00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:27,070 - Oh, thank God! - [SOBBING] 239 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:31,270 Oh, Alex, I can't believe I did that without telling you. 240 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,320 - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry. 241 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,320 - I'm so sorry. - So sorry. 242 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,320 So sorry? 243 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,690 Let's just have a baby. Huh? Let's do whatever you want. 244 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:42,150 Whatever it takes. 245 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:46,820 - Really? - Let's mess up your VJ, good and proper. 246 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,650 That's a yes. 247 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,480 Yay! 248 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,690 [SOBBING] 249 00:17:57,570 --> 00:18:00,940 Thank you! Because, Alex... 250 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,320 this is about you. 251 00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:08,900 I can't do this without you being part of it, you know? 252 00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:12,110 - It'll be easy, right? - Yes! 253 00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:15,280 Having a baby is just like having a mate around who's always pissed. 254 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:18,650 They just need propping up now and again, and given fluids. 255 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,190 - Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. - Sweet! 256 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,320 [OLIVIA] So I would ask you to find him accountable for what he did. 257 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,530 In summation, clause 14 states that... [BURPS] 258 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,530 That's not what it states. 259 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,280 Clause 14... [HEAVES] 260 00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:44,820 [HEAVES] 261 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,230 [JUDGE] Are you able to continue, Miss Miller? 262 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:48,900 [HEAVES] 263 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,690 [JURY MURMURING] 264 00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:57,530 Um... 265 00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:00,230 no, actually. 266 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,440 My colleague will tell you about that clause. 267 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,360 If you will please excuse me, I have to vomit. 268 00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:24,570 There's more out here if you need 'em babe. 269 00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:28,440 Say a prayer to the god of fertility. 270 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,480 That's not gonna happen. Go! 271 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,400 [LIGHTER CLICKS] 272 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:47,980 [CHOKES] 273 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,780 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - It's positive! 274 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:12,270 I'm pregnant! [HEAVY BREATHING] 275 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,650 Snap. I'm pregnant. 276 00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:18,230 No, I am. I am pregnant. 277 00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:20,570 [HEAVY BREATHING] 278 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,150 What? 279 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:31,730 - I don't understand what happened. - Oh, poor you. You're all confused. 280 00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:36,440 Meanwhile, you have just put my entire life in a salad spinner of fuck! 281 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:39,150 I was so drunk. 282 00:20:40,110 --> 00:20:42,230 And you went behind my back and that really hurt. 283 00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:44,830 So, you thought you'd sleep with a man you nicknamed scrotum pole? 284 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,480 I don't remember anything. 285 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,400 [OLIVIA] You remembered how to fuck, obviously! 286 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:55,940 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 287 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,150 Look how much you're fucking making me swear! 288 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,900 [GASPING] 289 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,820 I just don't understand why you keep messing everything up for yourself. 290 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,400 [GASPING] 291 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,820 - Oh, what's this? - Bag. 292 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,770 - What? - Bag. Paper bag. 293 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:13,980 [GASPING CONTINUES] 294 00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:25,570 Just... 295 00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:29,780 - We were so good together. - I know. 296 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,440 - I know - [GASPING CONTINUES] 297 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,030 You can't be the one to comfort me over you. 298 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,400 ["RUN" PLAYING] 299 00:22:14,940 --> 00:22:17,440 Oh, yes! 300 00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:20,690 Olivia, look. 301 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,530 - She gave me my ball back. - That's fantastic! I'm so happy for you. 302 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:30,610 Let's have a look. 303 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,360 Okay. 304 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,650 Can I have my ball back now? 305 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,070 So just go romcom on her arse. 306 00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:48,650 'Scuse me? 307 00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:52,690 The big romantic gesture. Richard Gere, roses, 308 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:54,190 so she no longer feels like a hooker. 309 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,400 Then I'm literally gonna be a mum to two kids. Just like that. 310 00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,100 - You're already having one. - Not without her, I'm not. 311 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,980 Does that make me a shitty person? 312 00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:08,320 It's not a story I'd tell them at their graduation but no... 313 00:23:09,070 --> 00:23:10,190 you're all right. 314 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:11,900 I don't know what to do. 315 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:15,030 Can you be without her? 316 00:23:16,610 --> 00:23:18,320 - No. - Not a chance? 317 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,360 - Not one. - There you go then. 318 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:24,480 And now... 319 00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:26,730 to celebrate. 320 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:31,820 - I'm gonna have a baby, Alf. - Yeah, I know. I sympathize. 321 00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:34,230 This'll make you feel better. 322 00:23:36,650 --> 00:23:37,650 Yep. 323 00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:49,230 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] 324 00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:54,780 Whoa! 325 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,030 That is so not cool. 326 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,360 I can't sell a single painting. 327 00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:20,610 Not even the one with me tits out. 328 00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:25,650 So, I sold all those cool art supplies and I got you this. 329 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:30,690 I can't do this on me own. And I don't think you can, either. 330 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,980 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 331 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,820 Have you smelled this thing? 332 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,440 It's vintage, isn't it? 333 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,650 [KEYS JINGLING] 334 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,440 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] 335 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,530 And why exactly do you think I wouldn't be able to do this on my own? 336 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:11,400 I have support. Friends, my family, friends. 337 00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:12,900 - Which friends? - Friends. 338 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:14,780 Maureen? 339 00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:17,570 Well what do you bring, Alex? 340 00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:19,730 And you need to get that fucking mouse out of my house. 341 00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:21,730 I'm home all day. 342 00:25:23,030 --> 00:25:24,150 Got a thing for Pixar. 343 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,490 To be honest, I hadn't thought beyond the pram. 344 00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:30,690 I just know that if you were ever able to forgive me, 345 00:25:30,690 --> 00:25:34,230 then I would love to be the mum that you think I can be. 346 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:39,730 So, I'd like to call today, "Lez be having some babies!" 347 00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:42,280 - No jokes. - Understood. Not a laughing matter. 348 00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:44,570 - Alex. - Present. 349 00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:49,110 Yep. We've established that. My sister has asked me to do this 350 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,400 quite heinous bit of mediation today, so you can both be sure you're entering 351 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,070 - into this agreement... - Family. Family. 352 00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:59,070 Bit of a stretch but anyway... with clarity and closure. 353 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,840 Yeah, fine. I'll agree to anything. 354 00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:04,070 How romantic. Now here are the hard and fast rules. 355 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,280 Never again shall either of you mention that Alex slept with someone else. 356 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,650 - [ALEX] Fine. - You have to meet each other's parents. 357 00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:12,980 - Fine. - And you have to tell John about the baby. 358 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:15,530 - No fucking way! - He's the father. 359 00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:19,360 We're talking about the man who thought LGBT was just a really big sandwich. 360 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,190 You slept with him. 361 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,230 Oh! I think we agreed no more mention of the S word. 362 00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:25,320 - Shut up, Ben! - That's mature. 363 00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:28,280 Why would you want him involved? He almost ruined us. 364 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:32,570 How else are we going to afford two children on one salary? 365 00:26:32,570 --> 00:26:35,320 Well, we don't need childcare. I'll look after them. 366 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,820 No Alex, you're an artist. 367 00:26:38,610 --> 00:26:40,400 You can't give up your dream. 368 00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:44,690 You are my dream. 369 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:45,820 - [BEN SCOFFS] - Shut up, Ben. 370 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:47,940 You two are perfect for each other. 371 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:53,440 I want to do this properly. One has to do the right thing. 372 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:55,630 You've started talking like the Queen. 373 00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:57,820 Must be serious. 374 00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:00,320 That's her serious face, too. 375 00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:01,860 Or she's having a stroke. 376 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,900 - Shut up! - Okay, why am I here? 377 00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:09,980 [WOMEN CHATTING] 378 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,860 - Hey, John. - Oh, hey! 379 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:21,070 - I'm so glad you're talking to me again. - [SEDUCTIVELY] Who's the daddy? 380 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,360 - You what? - [SEDUCTIVELY] Who's the daddy? 381 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,530 Huh? 382 00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:32,190 Who. Is. The. Daddy? 383 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,780 I am the daddy. 384 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:39,480 - Yes, you are. - Excuse me? 385 00:27:39,730 --> 00:27:42,230 She's pregnant. You are going to be a daddy. 386 00:27:42,690 --> 00:27:44,980 And we're gonna need shitloads of money. 387 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:47,610 [CHUCKLES] 388 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:50,860 - Well, I did it. - Yes, you did. 389 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:51,900 Mm-hmm. 390 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,610 - Why can we never do that? - [DOORBELL RINGS] 391 00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:01,530 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 392 00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:06,570 - I thought you meant sexually. - No, she didn't. That was our joke. 393 00:28:07,110 --> 00:28:08,150 You did not mean sexually? 394 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,610 I had sex with that. 395 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:13,900 And now there's a baby gonna be coming out of that. 396 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:17,980 Yes, thank you for the biology lecture. Come in before you throw up on that. 397 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,230 Look, mate... I don't expect anything. 398 00:28:25,230 --> 00:28:26,980 - [OLIVIA CLEARS HER THROAT] - Maybe money. 399 00:28:27,690 --> 00:28:30,030 - You work in banking, right? - No, not anymore. 400 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:34,110 No. I own and run a site called Mannism. 401 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:35,900 It's um... 402 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,030 It's a... It's a... A place where alpha males can connect and... 403 00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:44,770 share the message of the ancient Greek word, " Arete". 404 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:48,320 - "Be the best you can be." - So, money's out then. 405 00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:50,070 [SNIFFS] Well... 406 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,230 you keep doing that. 407 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,470 Because, I'm perfectly cool raising this baby with Olivia. 408 00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:58,590 - I'm also having a baby. - Bollocks. 409 00:28:58,690 --> 00:29:00,570 Actually, it's certain. 410 00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:05,440 No, not that. Congrats or whatever. Bollocks to me not playing a part. 411 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,110 I am the father! That little one needs a dad. 412 00:29:10,030 --> 00:29:13,530 Please. Please let me be the dad. Plus, I live right next door. 413 00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:15,350 I have a complex vocabulary. 414 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:22,480 You can't drive. I can drive you! If you want. 415 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,400 [OLIVIA WHISPERING] Get him out of this house, now! 416 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,900 - I've heard enough. He knows now. - Yes. 417 00:29:29,190 --> 00:29:30,190 Off you go, John. 418 00:29:31,650 --> 00:29:34,650 - I cannot believe that is the man who... - Turned your girlfriend straight? 419 00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:36,480 - Oh, my God! - That's what she said. 420 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,900 Sorry, that was right there. 421 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,610 I am so incredibly sorry for the pain that I have caused you. 422 00:29:41,610 --> 00:29:44,940 If I could go back in time and change what happened, I would. But... 423 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,610 I'm a great guy. 424 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:53,280 Let me take you out to lunch, clear the air, get to know me better. 425 00:29:53,570 --> 00:29:55,150 Yeah? I want to be a part of this. 426 00:29:57,610 --> 00:29:58,690 This is... 427 00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:00,530 kind of all I've got. 428 00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:03,150 - Aside from Mannism? - Hail to the Alpha. 429 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,940 - [SIGHS] - Give me a chance? 430 00:30:06,690 --> 00:30:10,110 Go on. Give me a chance. 431 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,400 [OLIVIA] Aw. 432 00:30:14,650 --> 00:30:16,980 Is it supposed to look like an underwater alien? 433 00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,980 Yes. It is quite revolting, isn't it? 434 00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:22,070 So, Alex, that membrane which is protecting the fetus 435 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,860 is known as the amniotic sac. 436 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,820 - That's mingin'. Stop it. - Yes. Please stop. 437 00:30:29,190 --> 00:30:31,110 - So, you're pregnant too? - I am. 438 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,270 - And you're both together? - We are. 439 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,600 - Yes. - And both pregnant with... 440 00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:37,030 some other people's children? 441 00:30:38,690 --> 00:30:42,480 Well, it's not quite that random. I was artificially inseminated by a donor. 442 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:47,730 Oh, yes. Thank you. No need to elaborate. Very feminist, I'm sure. 443 00:30:52,030 --> 00:30:54,860 Okay, well. Thank you very much. 444 00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:56,970 Are you wearing an underwire bra? 445 00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:00,230 - Sorry? - You should stop during pregnancy. 446 00:31:00,230 --> 00:31:02,980 It restricts the growth of milk glands in your... 447 00:31:04,690 --> 00:31:06,780 - Breasts. - Hmm. 448 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,480 [CLEARS THROAT] You need to know these things. You can't ignore pregnancy. 449 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,190 Sadly. 450 00:31:13,030 --> 00:31:15,070 Um, if my waters break while I'm out and about, 451 00:31:15,070 --> 00:31:18,400 uh, will it look like I've just pissed myself? 452 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,110 It's more of a trickle than a... Oh, dear God... Gush. 453 00:31:23,110 --> 00:31:27,570 And um, during labor, is it correct that... 454 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,680 - one can crap oneself? - I'll give you some leaflets, okay? 455 00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:34,900 Did you know, I have a painting of my vulva 456 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,730 that would look absolutely gorgeous in here? 457 00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:40,190 - No, thank you. Goodbye. Toodle-oo. - Okay, buh-bye. Bye. 458 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:48,520 [OLIVIA] How'd we manage to find the one obstetrician who's weird about vaginas? 459 00:31:48,530 --> 00:31:51,400 [BOTH LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 460 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:53,110 [SNORTS] 461 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:16,030 Saturdays at 11:00 a.m. Got it. Thank you. Bye. 462 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,900 - Hello! - Hello there! 463 00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:23,360 I'm really pleased we got to do this. 464 00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:25,820 - I'm pleased we could do this, too. - Yeah. 465 00:32:26,730 --> 00:32:29,530 I appreciated your apology. 466 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:32,860 Well, I appreciate you saying that. 467 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,360 - Great! I am starving. - Sandwiches. 468 00:32:39,610 --> 00:32:40,900 - Oh. This is Stilton? - Yeah. 469 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,270 I don't think I can have it. 470 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,860 Alex was just going on about this yesterday. 471 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,320 - What, 'cause of the... - Yeah. 472 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,230 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - That's okay. I can still have the bread. 473 00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:51,940 I'll just take this. 474 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:09,400 Yes, um... 475 00:33:11,070 --> 00:33:15,820 - Alex is become quite the pregnancy major. - That girl's hilarious. Never serious. 476 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,720 She can be quite serious, though. 477 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:22,480 No. I think even when she's serious, it's a little un-serious. 478 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,480 Well, maybe you don't take what she's saying seriously. 479 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,440 I'm pretty certain she's just being fun and not serious. 480 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,190 - Well, she does laugh a lot. - Yeah. 481 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,940 - Like a little squeaky mouse. - It's quite a big laugh actually, I'd say. 482 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,900 It's big for her, but pretty small, generally. 483 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:39,320 I'd say if it's big for her, it's big for anyone. 484 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,320 - Really? - Yeah. 485 00:33:41,610 --> 00:33:43,270 I think, it's more like... [HIGH-PITCHED LAUGH] Something like that. 486 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,820 Obviously, I've been making her laugh a lot. But it's nothing like that. 487 00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:49,570 No, I hear it quite a lot like... [HIGH-PITCHED LAUGH] 488 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:52,980 - It's more of a... It's, uh, lower. - No. 489 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,860 Guttural, sort of... [LOW-PITCHED LAUGH] 490 00:33:58,530 --> 00:34:00,360 - That sort of... - No, it's... [HIGH-PITCHED LAUGH] 491 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,520 It's not like that. 492 00:34:01,530 --> 00:34:05,150 [BOTH FEIGN LAUGHTER] 493 00:34:12,070 --> 00:34:15,150 [LAUGHTER BECOMES AMOROUS MOANING] 494 00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:18,230 No, I'm thinking of something else. 495 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:33,150 So... how was he then? Big fella? Nice moves? 496 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:37,280 - Mum, you're kind of missing the point. - Best news I've heard all year. 497 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,230 - That's great to hear. - You shagged a bloke. 498 00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:42,440 You're back to yourself again. 499 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,900 What are talking about? I've never been into blokes. 500 00:34:45,190 --> 00:34:46,690 Oh! What about Turner's son? 501 00:34:46,690 --> 00:34:50,440 I was five. He taught me how to piss in the sea discretely. 502 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,270 It was hardly a grand romance. It was more of a very useful life tool. 503 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,730 Well... I just think we've turned a corner, that's all. 504 00:34:57,570 --> 00:35:00,070 So... are you getting it dealt with? 505 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:05,070 No. I'm having it and raising it with Olivia. 506 00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:09,480 Listen. Listen to me. 507 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,530 Now you know I love you, don't you? 508 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:15,320 And I will support any decision you ever make. 509 00:35:16,150 --> 00:35:19,400 I just think two women raising a child together is fucking disgusting. 510 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:20,900 And we're back. 511 00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:23,110 I mean what're you gonna do when it asks where its daddy is? 512 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:25,270 John is going to be a part of their life. 513 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,820 - Oh, so he's still skulking around, is he? - No. Not like that. 514 00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:32,480 All I'm saying is don't close off all your options. 515 00:35:33,650 --> 00:35:35,780 Sort yourself out, concentrate on your career 516 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,110 and see if you can have a proper baby one day. 517 00:35:53,780 --> 00:35:54,900 [ALEX] What am I gonna teach a kid? 518 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:57,320 I'm gonna be a mum before I've been anything else. 519 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,440 [OLIVIA] Oh, that's not true. 520 00:35:59,110 --> 00:36:01,650 You were a stoner for a while. 521 00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:02,650 [CHUCKLING] 522 00:36:03,690 --> 00:36:05,970 Ah, see, John was definitely not impersonating your laugh. 523 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,190 Sorry. Are you gonna finish that? 524 00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:13,320 No. Knock yourself out. 525 00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:16,690 I'm only craving rabbit food at the moment. 526 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,360 [MUMBLING] I hate you. 527 00:36:23,070 --> 00:36:24,190 [OLIVIA GROANS] 528 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,360 That just makes me pee myself. 529 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:32,190 - That can scientifically not be true. - Well, something is making me pee myself. 530 00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:36,150 You know... 531 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,110 I actually don't have any sympathy for you. 532 00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,320 You're gonna have this baby... 533 00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:45,730 your body will snap back and then you got the kid box ticked. 534 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,650 Do you have any idea how many thirty-something women 535 00:36:49,650 --> 00:36:51,820 are on horrendous dates right now? 536 00:36:52,570 --> 00:36:56,190 One eye on the clock and one eye on some dull bloke sitting opposite them thinking, 537 00:36:56,190 --> 00:36:58,900 "Oh, crap. He'll have to do." 538 00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:02,770 Or lesbians frantically googling, "Sperm donors with Oxbridge degrees". 539 00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:04,610 Exactly. 540 00:37:06,730 --> 00:37:08,650 [SIREN WAILING IN THE DISTANCE] 541 00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:11,400 - Do you know her? - No, but she's pregnant. 542 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:12,820 So? 543 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,570 That's what you do when you're pregnant, you wave at each other, like cabbies. 544 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:18,440 Hmm. 545 00:37:19,730 --> 00:37:23,360 "Labor". Yeah. Even the word makes us feel tense. 546 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,230 This course is gonna equip you with all the tools and techniques 547 00:37:27,230 --> 00:37:29,980 that you need to challenge the contemporary over-medicalized, 548 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:31,770 fear-based, birthing culture 549 00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:34,610 and to remind your body to let it all go, guys. 550 00:37:34,610 --> 00:37:36,940 Now, no questions till the end Please remember the rules. 551 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:40,280 So, some of you are sitting here in like a refrigerator of terror 552 00:37:41,110 --> 00:37:42,280 and some of you will be sitting here, doubting, 553 00:37:42,650 --> 00:37:46,070 whether hypnobirthing works at all. Well... 554 00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:48,780 it... It does. 555 00:37:50,190 --> 00:37:52,520 It does. Let's start with the introductions, Alex. 556 00:37:52,530 --> 00:37:53,940 - This is Alex. - Hi. 557 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,610 And this is Alex's female life partner, Olivia. 558 00:37:58,610 --> 00:37:59,610 Huh! 559 00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:02,270 I'm just so happy and humbled to have you in my group, guys. 560 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,400 Oh! Thank you. 561 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:08,480 Oh, and this is Mike and Maya, Morgan and Amanda, and Allison... 562 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,070 - Dave. - And Dave. I know that. 563 00:38:13,070 --> 00:38:14,690 I know that. Right. 564 00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:17,900 Let's talk about pain. 565 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,530 "Pain". What is pain? 566 00:38:21,530 --> 00:38:22,900 It's a rhetorical question. 567 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,030 Pain is being judged by the color of your skin, 568 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:29,360 pain is not being allowed to have a relationship with someone 569 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,160 because they are the wrong gender. Am I right? 570 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,110 You go, girl. [LAUGHS] 571 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,110 Pain is being fisted by a 300-pound rich white guy 572 00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:39,190 because you haven't got enough money to pay the rent. 573 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,480 What pain is not... 574 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:42,650 is labor. 575 00:38:43,150 --> 00:38:44,400 - Sweet. - Right. 576 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:45,690 - [JOHN] Wait. - Okay. 577 00:38:46,730 --> 00:38:48,150 [AMY] Excuse me. Can I be of some assistance to you? 578 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:50,610 - Don't start without me. - What are you doing here? 579 00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:53,230 I have every right to be here. I'm the father of Alex's baby. 580 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:55,320 I should be part of the process. 581 00:38:56,530 --> 00:38:57,730 You looked at my planner. 582 00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:00,020 Okay, okay, relax. 583 00:39:00,030 --> 00:39:02,770 You never seen a poly-amorous relationship before? 584 00:39:02,780 --> 00:39:04,480 - No. - Yeah. well simmer down. 585 00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:07,190 Welcome, John. 586 00:39:07,230 --> 00:39:09,030 - You are welcome, one and all. - Yeah, sorry. 587 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:13,610 Amy, can I just say that we're not wha... 588 00:39:13,610 --> 00:39:14,860 - What you just said we are. - Yes. 589 00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:18,900 But, John is the real father and he's very much welcome. 590 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:23,070 - Thanks, Alex. - Is he your sperm donor, too? 591 00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:24,400 Allison, that is enough judgement. 592 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:27,110 They're lesbians. They don't wanna talk about sperms. 593 00:39:27,110 --> 00:39:28,480 Right-O! Sorry. 594 00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:32,020 I'd like you to take your partner's hand, and put it on the baby's head. 595 00:39:32,030 --> 00:39:35,270 Now, if you're seven months or under, that's gonna be up here, 596 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,190 under your breastal balcony. 597 00:39:37,650 --> 00:39:41,270 And if you're further along, it might be down in your minge. 598 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,900 Right. I don't... What am I supposed to do? 599 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:44,150 - I don't have a partner. - [AMY] Oh, I want a part of this. 600 00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:47,940 - I'll be your partner. - Well, she's my partner, so. 601 00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:49,400 [AMY] I'd like to be your partner. Where are you? You up or down? 602 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,280 - I'm up. Yup. - Here. Right. 603 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:54,740 - And if you put your hand on my hand... - Okay. 604 00:39:54,820 --> 00:39:58,770 Feeling that lovely little bonce there. That feels nice, right? 605 00:39:58,780 --> 00:39:59,940 Yup. 606 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,780 Loving that. 607 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:06,770 - Olivia, wait. - Nice breathing today, Alex. 608 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:09,230 - Yeah. Cheers, John. - You're looking great, too. 609 00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:13,230 Body's really acknowledging the pregnancy. It's beautiful. 610 00:40:13,230 --> 00:40:17,690 Olivia, wait. Look, he's harmless. Like you said he has the right. 611 00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:21,230 I was wrong. He deserves no rights. He deserves impotency. 612 00:40:21,730 --> 00:40:24,440 You have my word. This is as close as John will get. 613 00:40:24,730 --> 00:40:28,610 John? Not Skeletor-Mr. String Theory- Fuck-face-Leaning Tower of Piss? 614 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,980 No? Or The Man Evolution Forgot? 615 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:34,780 - Just John. - Just John? Okay. 616 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,860 Got it. Just so now, thanks. 617 00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:38,730 [SIGHS] 618 00:40:42,530 --> 00:40:43,530 [SIGHS] 619 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,900 Oh, I did have a couple of questions... concerns. 620 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:52,730 Fine. 621 00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:56,470 Extremely burnt toast. Can't get enough of the stuff. Healthy? 622 00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:57,690 Perfectly normal to have cravings. 623 00:40:57,980 --> 00:41:01,730 - Also... - I have tons of energy. Is that normal? 624 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:05,740 Perhaps, it's 'cause you haven't been sober this long since you were 12. 625 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,480 Hey, hormones. 626 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,570 Oh, sorry. 627 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,150 It's just that your... 628 00:41:13,150 --> 00:41:16,980 spring-has-sprung pregnancy is fucking annoying. 629 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,360 Language. 630 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,400 What? 631 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:21,820 I don't know, 632 00:41:22,110 --> 00:41:23,190 Amy said something about... 633 00:41:23,570 --> 00:41:25,650 baby feeling the meaning of everything that it hears. 634 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:25,900 Is that right, Dr. Parks? 635 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,320 Just medical questions, please. 636 00:41:29,650 --> 00:41:34,820 I'm not, uh, singing at crystals or waving my arms about dancing in a field. 637 00:41:35,070 --> 00:41:37,190 Also, nose bleeds. I've had millions of them. 638 00:41:37,690 --> 00:41:40,980 In court, debating a case, no idea I looked like the final scene of Carrie. 639 00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:43,520 The increase in blood supply puts more pressure on the vessels, 640 00:41:43,530 --> 00:41:46,820 causing them to... easily erupt. 641 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:48,980 [SIGHS] 642 00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:51,610 - You still don't want to know? - No, no thank you. 643 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:54,110 I guess we don't get many surprises in life anymore, 644 00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:56,480 - so I thought, why find out. - How fascinating. 645 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,360 - You ready? - Yes, yes. Let's find out. 646 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:00,980 - You will be having... - Yep. 647 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,610 A little baby... 648 00:42:05,030 --> 00:42:06,030 - boy. - [SIGHS] 649 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,320 - Aw. - [CHUCKLES] 650 00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:12,070 Baby boy. 651 00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:16,690 - I have a penis inside of me. - First time for everything. Hey! Hey! 652 00:42:24,030 --> 00:42:25,070 Okay. 653 00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:29,070 [HIGH PITCHED] That's something I wanted to feel, I wanted to feel the... 654 00:42:29,070 --> 00:42:31,190 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 655 00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:47,820 Hello, Charles. 656 00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:54,070 - What's wrong with your face? - Oh! 657 00:42:54,690 --> 00:42:59,360 - Ah! Pigmentation thingamajig. - Yes. Yeah. 658 00:42:59,690 --> 00:43:01,770 Same thing happened to my wife when she was pregnant. 659 00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:06,110 Yes. Turns out I've got every possible pregnancy ailment going. 660 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,150 I'm actually terribly depressed. 661 00:43:10,530 --> 00:43:14,610 My wife picked up some fake tan, smothered it all over her face. 662 00:43:14,610 --> 00:43:15,690 Evened it out. 663 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,280 That's actually not a bad idea. 664 00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,980 She looked like an entirely different person. 665 00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:24,150 - Hmm. - Like I was having a naughty affair. 666 00:43:24,150 --> 00:43:25,230 [SNIFFS] 667 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,980 I just pissed myself, Charles. 668 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:33,900 Again. 669 00:43:43,530 --> 00:43:45,410 I've missed this. Just hanging out with someone. 670 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,280 What? Your wife? 671 00:43:48,980 --> 00:43:51,030 I thought you hated her guts. 672 00:43:51,650 --> 00:43:52,940 Actually, she hated mine. 673 00:43:54,730 --> 00:43:55,730 Oh! 674 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,320 - Sorry. - Yeah. 675 00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:04,110 I guess I just had to make a decision between being a pioneer and a husband. 676 00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:05,980 Huh? 677 00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:09,730 - I'm sure Steve Jobs had the same problem. - [SIGHS] 678 00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,170 Or maybe, I wasn't the perfect husband. 679 00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:15,980 And what's the perfect husband? 680 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:19,030 Uh, not a total dick? 681 00:44:19,820 --> 00:44:20,820 That's better. 682 00:44:21,650 --> 00:44:23,940 "Be worthy love and love will come." 683 00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:26,980 Wait. 684 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,820 Are you quoting my favorite book? 685 00:44:30,190 --> 00:44:32,020 Little Women. Yeah, you were absolutely right. 686 00:44:32,030 --> 00:44:34,860 I read it cover to cover and I cried! 687 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:37,980 Good! And who am I? Joe? 688 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,560 You can be whoever you wanna be. 689 00:44:45,690 --> 00:44:48,110 You are lovely underneath it all. 690 00:44:50,650 --> 00:44:53,320 - You're lovely everywhere. - Huh? 691 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,560 So, how're you feeling, anyway? 692 00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:56,900 The bump gets in the way of everything. Even shaving my legs. 693 00:44:57,980 --> 00:45:00,980 Uh, I need to pee. But it's a phantom pee. 694 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,860 I go to pee. No pee comes out. You know, like when you're on drugs. 695 00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:07,150 - What about the constipation? - You what? 696 00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:10,320 Haven't you got nuts bowels? I have. 697 00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:13,690 I hate to break it to you, John, but you're not pregnant. 698 00:45:13,690 --> 00:45:16,900 I have couvade syndrome. Sympathy pains for the partner. 699 00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:17,570 - Of course you have, darling. - I do. 700 00:45:17,570 --> 00:45:19,520 [LAUGHS] Yeah, right. 701 00:45:19,530 --> 00:45:20,610 [DOOR SLAMS] 702 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,280 John was just going. 703 00:45:24,690 --> 00:45:26,610 Was he brushing your hair? 704 00:45:27,070 --> 00:45:29,870 It's getting so thick and I just needed someone to brush it out for me. 705 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,110 - Mine's not getting any thicker. - The ones on your chin are. Boom! 706 00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:37,730 [LAUGHS] 707 00:45:37,730 --> 00:45:41,030 I'm sorry. Sorry! I'm constipated. 708 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,650 - Fake tan. - Yeah. 709 00:45:46,230 --> 00:45:47,440 Yeah. 710 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,940 For my blotchy and apparently hairy face. 711 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:57,530 - Why? Why? Why the fuck is he here? - Shh. 712 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:02,690 I'm sorry. Did I swear? Oh, I'm sorry. 713 00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:05,900 You know I'll fall for you. But you know what else is really awful? 714 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,780 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 715 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,480 Trying to get Mr. Chapman convicted of tax evasion whilst you repeatedly fart 716 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:20,190 throughout your closing statement. Mr. Chapman is roaring with laughter. 717 00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:22,780 What do I do? 718 00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:24,730 Nothing. 719 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,940 Just keep on farting. 720 00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:31,070 All I want is to come home for a snuggle with my girlfriend. 721 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,360 - But she's... - Oh! 722 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,610 - Oh! - Oh, God! I'm sorry. 723 00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:38,900 - What did I do? - I think it kicked. 724 00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:42,730 [CHUCKLES] Oh! 725 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,030 Oh! Oh! 726 00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:46,900 - Can I feel? - Yep. 727 00:46:47,230 --> 00:46:48,610 - There? - I can't feel anything. 728 00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:49,730 Wait, wait, wait. 729 00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:53,150 - Still can't... - Just wait. 730 00:46:55,780 --> 00:46:57,320 - I missed it kick. - No, shh. 731 00:46:57,610 --> 00:46:59,010 - Babe. No, babe. - I can't believe. 732 00:46:59,110 --> 00:47:02,150 - I missed the baby kicking. - No. Shush, shush. 733 00:47:02,650 --> 00:47:05,190 - I'm sorry, I'm so useless. - Babe, this is gonna have to stop. 734 00:47:09,030 --> 00:47:11,150 - The baby kicked. - Aw. 735 00:47:11,150 --> 00:47:13,110 - Felt like wind. - Perhaps, it was wind? 736 00:47:14,530 --> 00:47:15,780 It's entirely possible. 737 00:47:16,030 --> 00:47:18,150 - [TOILET FLUSHES] - We're going out. 738 00:47:19,650 --> 00:47:22,280 - Do you want me to go? - Uh, finish your food. 739 00:47:24,530 --> 00:47:25,650 It was nice. 740 00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:31,730 Aw! Bugger me! These boobs, man. 741 00:47:32,690 --> 00:47:35,070 [SIGHS] They're so big and tender. 742 00:47:35,070 --> 00:47:36,480 - [OLIVIA] We ready? - [ALEX] Yep. 743 00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:39,820 - What's wrong? - Boobs. They kill. 744 00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:42,150 Aw. Poor darling. 745 00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:44,030 - Yeah. - Oh! 746 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,190 - [OLIVIA] Yeah? - [ALEX] That's nice. 747 00:47:45,190 --> 00:47:46,860 - [OLIVIA] Yeah? - [ALEX] Mm-hmm. 748 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:48,650 [ALEX] Oh, yeah. Mm. 749 00:47:49,190 --> 00:47:52,070 Oh, that's better. [SIGHS] Bye, John. 750 00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:55,860 [DOOR OPENS] 751 00:48:00,070 --> 00:48:01,070 [DOOR SHUTS] 752 00:48:06,110 --> 00:48:07,440 [AMY] So, you're in your safe space 753 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,770 and you can feel the warm water lapping against your ankles. 754 00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:14,230 - [AMY] And your digestive system... - Alex, I need to show you something. 755 00:48:14,230 --> 00:48:16,780 - [ALEX] What? - My... My penis. 756 00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:19,730 - Yeah, I'm set. Thanks. - Wait, wait. 757 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:20,970 Please, it'll take two minutes. 758 00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:23,770 Your membranes give away. You're dealing with the... Hi, guys! 759 00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:26,480 - [ALLISON] Hello. How're you? All right? - [AMY] Hi, Olivia. 760 00:48:28,610 --> 00:48:32,280 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, you're a tiny bit late, Allison. 761 00:48:32,690 --> 00:48:34,230 I'm really worried. Be a friend. 762 00:48:34,230 --> 00:48:36,690 - [AMY] You can feel yourself moving... - C'mon! 763 00:48:36,690 --> 00:48:39,360 - I did my 96er on you. - I don't wanna remember anything, okay? 764 00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:41,320 All my best moves wasted on a lezza. 765 00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:45,180 - [AMY] Throughout history... - All right, two minutes. C'mon. 766 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:49,860 Give birth. You feel your vagina give way. 767 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,610 You can feel that baby weighing down on your perineum. 768 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,280 And the urge to shit it out is now overwhelming you. 769 00:49:00,860 --> 00:49:03,110 - It's orange. - Am I gonna die? 770 00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:08,070 So, we're gonna do some exercises now to stretch the internal abdominal muscles. 771 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:10,940 But it's quite absorbing. I don't really want to be interrupted. 772 00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:16,440 - Do you know where your "people" are? - Oh, yes, yes. Sorry. I'll just check. 773 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,440 [AMY] Leave that there. 774 00:49:24,150 --> 00:49:26,070 [ALEX] And how does that feel? Does it feel good? 775 00:49:26,150 --> 00:49:28,190 [JOHN] Oh, it's definitely swollen. 776 00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:30,980 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 777 00:49:30,980 --> 00:49:32,610 [YELPS] 778 00:49:32,610 --> 00:49:35,190 - Oh! - Oh, God! No, no, no. 779 00:49:35,190 --> 00:49:38,320 - Oh. - Now, it's John's John. 780 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,900 - Just look at it, babe. - What? 781 00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:44,480 Can cancer be orange? 782 00:49:47,530 --> 00:49:49,360 Oh! 783 00:49:51,650 --> 00:49:52,690 Oh! 784 00:50:03,730 --> 00:50:05,230 Is that fake tan? 785 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,650 Oh! 786 00:50:08,650 --> 00:50:10,610 - [DOOR LATCH RATTLES] - [AMY] Sorry to interrupt. 787 00:50:10,690 --> 00:50:13,940 I've gotta say, you guys, I am starting to wonder whether this... 788 00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:19,690 arrangement situation... life choice thing is altogether healthy. 789 00:50:19,690 --> 00:50:22,610 Amy... so sorry. Please ignore us. 790 00:50:22,610 --> 00:50:27,530 I promise you. We are all perfectly normal and healthy. 791 00:50:30,650 --> 00:50:32,940 - Is it bleeding? Am I bleeding? - You are. 792 00:50:35,530 --> 00:50:36,610 Take that and get out. 793 00:50:37,610 --> 00:50:38,730 [AMY] Please. 794 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,610 Yeah, all of you. Thanks. 795 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,440 Olivia. 796 00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:51,980 Yes? 797 00:50:52,730 --> 00:50:54,130 I'll make this up to you. I promise. 798 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,360 Just don't masturbate in our house again. 799 00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,280 - That's all I ask. - Yep. 800 00:51:01,070 --> 00:51:02,860 I most definitely probably won't. 801 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,230 ["BEFORE I FALL TO PIECES" PLAYING] 802 00:51:23,030 --> 00:51:25,400 Surprise! I bought you a yoga teacher. 803 00:51:27,070 --> 00:51:29,440 - Just for an hour. - Or two. 804 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:30,440 Maybe. 805 00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:31,980 Cheers, John. 806 00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:55,400 - [CRUNCHING] - [EXHALING DEEPLY] 807 00:51:58,940 --> 00:52:00,610 [LAUGHING] 808 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,320 [OLIVIA SNORES] 809 00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:22,730 [DOOR OPENS] 810 00:52:23,650 --> 00:52:24,650 [JOHN] Alex! 811 00:52:31,150 --> 00:52:32,150 Cheers, John. 812 00:53:30,190 --> 00:53:32,360 [BEN] Well, it's jolly nice to meet you. 813 00:53:32,690 --> 00:53:35,570 - I love Alex like a sister. - Have you ever been with a man? 814 00:53:36,230 --> 00:53:38,190 [SCOFFS] Why'd you ask that? 815 00:53:38,190 --> 00:53:42,030 I just thought it might run in the family. I had a small bet with myself, actually. 816 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,360 Oh, right. I see. Well, I take it one of you lost? 817 00:53:45,980 --> 00:53:47,860 Jury's still out. 818 00:53:51,650 --> 00:53:53,360 It was Alex's idea. Get mad at her. 819 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,650 She wants you to spend more time with her bestie. 820 00:53:56,190 --> 00:53:57,860 She did not call you her bestie. 821 00:53:59,030 --> 00:54:00,440 Isn't pregnancy making her nicer? 822 00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:03,900 Did you call John your bestie? 823 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,820 Huh? I can't hear you. Talk to John. 824 00:54:09,650 --> 00:54:13,780 I do hope, Olivia and he'll get on today. He's a sweet guy underneath. 825 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,190 Underneath what? His trousers? 826 00:54:16,730 --> 00:54:20,770 - Michael, really? - No. That's cool. It is kinda confusing. 827 00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:26,900 - Oh, is it? So, you're confused? - No, I mean, to the outside. 828 00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:32,230 Someone once said that, sexual orientation goes beyond the act of sex and... 829 00:54:32,610 --> 00:54:36,190 Well, I think that makes sense for what happened with me and John. 830 00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:39,610 So you're... You're really straight underneath. 831 00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:44,360 No, I'm gay. I just did something that wasn't necessarily about my sexuality. 832 00:54:45,070 --> 00:54:47,440 Do you mind if I use that excuse sometime, love? 833 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,820 My friends say I'm like a gay man trapped in a woman's body. 834 00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:54,610 We should go shopping sometime. We'd have a right laugh. 835 00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:58,650 Yes, I'm sure we would have a laugh, but not 'cause I'm gay. I'm straight. 836 00:54:58,650 --> 00:55:00,610 Oh, yeah. I'm not making any insinuation, 837 00:55:00,610 --> 00:55:02,330 I'm just saying if you did happen to be gay. 838 00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:05,980 And you are short of a diva. I do know all the moves to "Vogue." 839 00:55:05,980 --> 00:55:09,190 - I have a wife. And kids. - And a bit of a lisp. 840 00:55:10,650 --> 00:55:11,650 I'm just saying. 841 00:55:12,730 --> 00:55:13,820 So, did we bond? 842 00:55:15,190 --> 00:55:17,520 You're not going to go that angry puce shade whenever I'm needed? 843 00:55:17,530 --> 00:55:20,650 Aw, says the man with the tango penis. 844 00:55:22,980 --> 00:55:24,480 You've done enough. Thanks. 845 00:55:25,650 --> 00:55:28,530 - What do you mean? - Maybe, you need to give Alex some space. 846 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,610 Is that what Alex wants? 847 00:55:33,190 --> 00:55:34,280 Yeah. 848 00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,820 I think she's being kind because she thinks you're lonely. 849 00:55:38,150 --> 00:55:39,530 - She said that? - Yeah. 850 00:55:42,190 --> 00:55:44,480 Why am I asking you, I'll ask her. Hey, Al. [GRUNTS] 851 00:55:48,030 --> 00:55:49,530 - [JOHN YELLS] - [OLIVIA] Oh, no. 852 00:55:50,530 --> 00:55:52,980 - What was that for? - It was an accident. 853 00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:54,110 - [GRUNTS] - Oh, no. 854 00:55:54,780 --> 00:55:57,650 God, poor chap. He's soaked. 855 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:00,110 Does that turn you on? 856 00:56:13,690 --> 00:56:17,860 Hello, you two. Where did you come from? 857 00:56:18,530 --> 00:56:19,530 Where's your mommy? 858 00:56:21,030 --> 00:56:22,980 Where's your mum... What? 859 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,980 Would you like some chocolate? 860 00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:29,940 Now since you're both so sweet... 861 00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:33,530 I'm going to give one to you... 862 00:56:34,940 --> 00:56:38,690 and one to you. There you go! Is that nice? 863 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,900 [KIDS LAUGHING] 864 00:56:45,530 --> 00:56:48,730 Okay. Um, you both stop. Stop it. 865 00:56:49,650 --> 00:56:50,900 Um, do you want to put that... Put the cucumber back. 866 00:56:51,230 --> 00:56:53,110 [OLIVIA STAMMERS] 867 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:57,230 - Could you stop that? Do you want... - [KIDS SHOUTING] 868 00:56:57,230 --> 00:57:00,190 Maybe just... I don't... I don't know. Where's your mum... 869 00:57:00,190 --> 00:57:01,650 - Okay, stop that. - [LILY] Sam! 870 00:57:01,650 --> 00:57:02,650 Stop that! 871 00:57:02,650 --> 00:57:04,610 - [LILY STAMMERING] - [CHILDREN YELLING] 872 00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:07,860 - [CHILDREN YELLING] - [LILY] Pick this up. 873 00:57:08,110 --> 00:57:12,070 What? I know! I'm a terrible mother. You... Oh, my God! 874 00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:16,110 - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 875 00:57:16,610 --> 00:57:21,770 I just... I gave him some chocolate and then he, um, but then I ran out. 876 00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:23,480 God! He's gonna be up for days. Fuck! 877 00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:26,730 Okay, she's squashing the mush... Stamping on the mushrooms there. 878 00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:29,690 Right. I'll pay for this. Don't worry. So sorry. 879 00:57:29,690 --> 00:57:34,280 - My fault. Um, they're lovely. - What're you having? 880 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:39,690 Hope it's a girl. Because girls never turn psycho and shoot up schools. 881 00:57:40,570 --> 00:57:42,530 And you know little boys, they pee on your face... 882 00:57:42,650 --> 00:57:45,150 every time you change their nappy. 883 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,570 And we've demonized any kind of light spanking 884 00:57:48,570 --> 00:57:50,280 so that playing card's off the table. 885 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,650 You know, I thought some... The last month of pregnancy, 886 00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:56,150 when my pelvis was splitting open, 887 00:57:56,150 --> 00:57:59,780 and I was hobbling around on crutches. It was hell. But um... 888 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,280 But then I had Sam. 889 00:58:03,190 --> 00:58:04,790 - [CHILDREN GIGGLING] - I'm having a boy. 890 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,780 - Bugger. - Thank you. 891 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,900 - Well. At least, you're young. - I'm 40. 892 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,120 [INHALES DEEPLY] I'd say I'm sorry, but, um... 893 00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:18,110 you've actually made me feel less alone. 894 00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:22,780 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 895 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,480 I used to be pretty like you. 896 00:58:27,190 --> 00:58:28,940 Great. Okay. 897 00:58:29,730 --> 00:58:31,610 - Good luck. - C'mon, Sam! 898 00:58:32,690 --> 00:58:34,940 C'mon, darling, let's get your brother. Sam! 899 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:38,530 [YELLING] Sam! 900 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,480 ["YOU AND I" PLAYING] 901 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,900 - You into sports? - Yes! 902 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:12,900 - Great! - Chess! 903 00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:21,690 I know why I'm here. 904 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:27,110 Oh, um, yes. Olivia thought we might get on. 905 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,600 And she wants to stop me trying to steal her girlfriend. 906 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:34,360 - That's it exactly, actually, yeah. - I'm even throwing her a baby shower. 907 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,400 Maybe you should throw yourself a cold shower. 908 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,480 [LAUGHING] 909 00:59:39,650 --> 00:59:42,440 How about we ease this situation by getting hammered? 910 00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:44,900 - Fuck, yes. - [CHUCKLES] 911 00:59:49,940 --> 00:59:51,900 [CROWD CHEERING] 912 00:59:57,150 --> 00:59:58,980 [SCREAMS] 913 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,360 Alex, they need boundaries or they will destroy everything. 914 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,000 - They're just a couple of kids. - Okay, so don't... Please. Sorry. 915 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:11,440 Should we... should we just agree to disagree about the whole... 916 01:00:11,780 --> 01:00:12,940 - Parenting bit? - [CHUCKLES] 917 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:15,690 We've got plenty of time. 918 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,610 We'll be fine. Besides, we're not gonna be alone. 919 01:00:20,030 --> 01:00:21,030 We've got John. 920 01:00:32,820 --> 01:00:34,900 - God, you're sexy. - Yeah. 921 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,440 No wonder you turned a gay woman straight. 922 01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:42,820 I wonder if my wife's being gay somewhere. 923 01:00:48,030 --> 01:00:52,150 - Hey! What's up, man? - She left me. 924 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:55,230 Age... ages ago. 925 01:00:55,980 --> 01:01:00,980 No reason. Just that I dry her entire being up like a prune. 926 01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:06,820 No! They just do it to annoy you. Ha-ha! We're in our little girly club, 927 01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:10,820 and you can't join because of your stupid penis. 928 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,530 Well, my penis is not stupid. 929 01:01:16,860 --> 01:01:21,360 I used to pound her steak just the way she liked it till it was extra thin. 930 01:01:21,690 --> 01:01:22,690 And in return she... 931 01:01:24,070 --> 01:01:25,980 pounded my heart till it disappeared. 932 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,650 My penis is not stupid. 933 01:01:38,110 --> 01:01:41,530 - Oh, God. Sorry, sorry. - It's okay. 934 01:01:42,030 --> 01:01:44,110 - Hang on! - Okay. 935 01:01:44,530 --> 01:01:46,320 Okay, okay. 936 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,440 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 937 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,190 - What happened? Oh, gosh! - Oh, gosh! 938 01:01:49,730 --> 01:01:52,780 All right. Let's just... Let's just leave it, babe. 939 01:01:53,650 --> 01:01:55,110 I need to go for a piss, okay? 940 01:01:55,110 --> 01:01:56,110 - Really? - Yeah. 941 01:01:56,860 --> 01:01:57,860 [SIGHS] 942 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:18,530 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [LAUGHING] 943 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,480 Isn't it a bit late in the day for a shower? 944 01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:31,150 The baby waiters had a month's waiting list. 945 01:02:31,570 --> 01:02:33,900 I know this because the shower planner told me. 946 01:02:34,190 --> 01:02:35,550 I shit you not. The shower planner. 947 01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:41,860 - [GROANS] - Are you about to be sick? 948 01:02:41,860 --> 01:02:43,690 I literally haven't slept in three days, 949 01:02:43,690 --> 01:02:45,860 so I don't know if I'm gonna puke or pass out. 950 01:02:46,690 --> 01:02:47,940 - [GRUNTS] - I'd go for the former. 951 01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:50,480 - These floors look pretty solid. - Got it! 952 01:02:56,940 --> 01:03:00,650 Well, hello. [CHUCKLES] Fancy finding you here. 953 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:07,280 No! No, this isn't... We're not... I'm just standing here. 954 01:03:07,780 --> 01:03:10,650 I meant Alex's baby shower. 955 01:03:11,030 --> 01:03:15,940 - The girl you love like a sister. - Yes. Yeah, I know. I just... 956 01:03:16,730 --> 01:03:18,360 I was just making conversation. 957 01:03:22,650 --> 01:03:27,150 - Oh, my gosh! You're pregnant, too. Aw. - Oh, my gosh! 958 01:03:28,650 --> 01:03:30,030 How did you guess? 959 01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:32,900 You've got a little bit of sick in your hair. 960 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:33,900 I know. 961 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:35,650 - I know. I put it in there. - Oh! 962 01:03:35,650 --> 01:03:37,610 'Cause it's good for the natural protein fiber oils. 963 01:03:37,610 --> 01:03:39,480 - [CAROL] Oh! - Yeah. 964 01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:41,940 John and Alex have such fascinating friends. 965 01:03:41,940 --> 01:03:43,580 - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - What did you call them? 966 01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:44,650 John and Alex. 967 01:03:45,150 --> 01:03:46,980 It's not John and Alex. It is John... 968 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,150 and... 969 01:03:54,070 --> 01:03:55,980 - Alex. - That's what I said. 970 01:03:56,230 --> 01:03:58,030 - John and Alex... - No, you didn't. 971 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,200 'Cause you're saying it like they're together, 972 01:04:00,690 --> 01:04:02,610 putting them in a sentence together. They don't belong in a sentence together. 973 01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:03,940 I'm sorry. 974 01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:04,860 - It's okay. - I'm sorry, who are you? 975 01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:06,980 - Olivia! I'm Olivia. - Ah! Yeah. 976 01:04:09,730 --> 01:04:10,860 Olivia and Alex. 977 01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:14,820 - Al and Ol? - We're just so used to... 978 01:04:15,690 --> 01:04:17,190 - John and Alex. [CHUCKLES] - Yeah. 979 01:04:20,030 --> 01:04:22,020 - Who are you? - Uh, Luke Hammond. 980 01:04:22,030 --> 01:04:25,730 - Oh! - CEO of Mannism. Hail to the Alpha. 981 01:04:26,150 --> 01:04:27,150 [CHUCKLES] 982 01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,860 I'm gonna need to pop back in for another puke. 983 01:04:32,190 --> 01:04:33,820 - Sure. - [DOOR HINGES CREAK] 984 01:04:34,690 --> 01:04:36,820 - Mother. - There you go. 985 01:04:37,690 --> 01:04:38,780 Right. 986 01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:44,730 Condoms. A massive box of condoms. 987 01:04:45,070 --> 01:04:48,070 Well, I never make the same mistake twice. 988 01:04:49,030 --> 01:04:50,570 I make it five or six times just to be sure... 989 01:04:50,570 --> 01:04:52,400 [LAUGHING] 990 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:54,440 Moving on. 991 01:04:55,570 --> 01:04:56,480 [JOHN] All right, let's have another family present. 992 01:04:57,230 --> 01:04:59,610 - Here's mine. - Thank you, John-O. 993 01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:03,650 Oh! 994 01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:07,230 [SIGHS] John. 995 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:09,900 [JOHN] It's a first edition. 996 01:05:11,730 --> 01:05:16,400 I know that our baby is going to open my eyes to the world, 997 01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:20,440 in as many varied and wonderful ways as you have. 998 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,530 [ALL] Aw. 999 01:05:23,730 --> 01:05:26,610 - Thanks. - To John and Alex. 1000 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:30,980 - [ALL] To John and Alex. - Thank you from both of us. 1001 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,150 - It's very kind. - Sorry, John? 1002 01:05:34,900 --> 01:05:37,150 - What was that? - It's very kind of everyone. 1003 01:05:37,150 --> 01:05:38,150 No, before. 1004 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:40,980 - What you said before? - Thank you from both of us. 1005 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,570 Since when do you speak on Alex's behalf? 1006 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:45,900 - Uh, okay, Olivia. - [OLIVIA] Huh? 1007 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:49,440 I just asked a question. It's a very simple question. 1008 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:53,730 I just wanna know, when I am conversing with my girlfriend, 1009 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,230 - if I should be addressing you? - [CLEARS THROAT] 1010 01:05:58,110 --> 01:06:00,610 Hello! I'm still here. Remember me? 1011 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,770 You enjoying your fetus shaped cookies? 1012 01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:07,980 - Just calm down, will ya? - Oh, calm down. [LAUGHS] 1013 01:06:07,980 --> 01:06:09,150 No, John. No. 1014 01:06:11,650 --> 01:06:13,900 You don't tell me to calm down. 1015 01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:17,530 - Easy. - Shut. The fuck. Up! 1016 01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:18,980 [ALEX] Babe? 1017 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,480 - Not now, babe. - If not now, then when? When? 1018 01:06:23,030 --> 01:06:28,650 Can I tell this mindless human being to back off? 1019 01:06:28,980 --> 01:06:30,110 [JOHN CHUCKLES] 1020 01:06:30,940 --> 01:06:33,730 How about when we realize that our child 1021 01:06:34,030 --> 01:06:39,320 is being raised on the misogynistic values of Mannism? 1022 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:44,230 Or, what about when we... Mm-hmm. When I have to buy a bigger house 1023 01:06:44,650 --> 01:06:46,730 because John wants to move in. 1024 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,030 Um, we should let him because he's lonely and divorced. 1025 01:06:50,860 --> 01:06:56,400 - And after all, he's the real father. - Stop it, Olivia. He's trying. 1026 01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:59,780 Am I just supposed to forget that he's the one you cheated with. 1027 01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:01,530 C'mon! She didn't. 1028 01:07:02,780 --> 01:07:05,690 What is this? Alex? 1029 01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:09,480 You're gay. But then you're straight. Then you're gay again. 1030 01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:12,150 Oh, and apparently, you're pregnant woman of the year! 1031 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:14,110 I'm ti... I just can't keep up. 1032 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:19,530 I really can't. At some point, you have to choose. 1033 01:07:20,110 --> 01:07:21,940 No, I don't. 1034 01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:25,190 You are supposed to love all of it. 1035 01:07:27,820 --> 01:07:29,740 I'm sorry I don't fit into your tight knit plans. 1036 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,730 Those plans were always about you. 1037 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,730 All I ever wanted was to give you a proper family. 1038 01:07:38,030 --> 01:07:41,780 Yeah. The perfect family, yeah? Like Ben's? 1039 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,690 Ben, who is getting divorced. 1040 01:07:48,610 --> 01:07:50,440 What? 1041 01:07:51,690 --> 01:07:53,440 Hello. Yes. 1042 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,360 I'm the one with a failed marriage. 1043 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:59,480 - Glad everyone's been made aware. - Shocker. 1044 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,610 Everyone's got their shit, Olivia, right? 1045 01:08:04,190 --> 01:08:06,320 - Alex, what is it? - I think you should leave, Olivia. 1046 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,610 - She doesn't have to leave. - Okay, so I misjudged that. 1047 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:12,730 - Oh! I think I'm having a contraction. - Okay, it's fine. She's too early. 1048 01:08:12,730 --> 01:08:15,070 - She's not having a contraction. - I'm sure it's a contraction. 1049 01:08:15,070 --> 01:08:16,610 - [GRUNTS] -It's not gonna be a contraction. 1050 01:08:16,610 --> 01:08:18,980 - Fuck! - We could, of course, be wrong. 1051 01:08:21,980 --> 01:08:23,110 Doctor Parks. 1052 01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:25,480 Oh hey, doc. We got a lot of snot coming out of this one's hoo-ha. 1053 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:28,110 I wanted to be a concert pianist. 1054 01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:30,770 All right. We'll get the nurse to set you up. 1055 01:08:30,780 --> 01:08:31,860 - Who's coming? - I am. 1056 01:08:31,860 --> 01:08:34,280 - Right take that! - Yep, yep. All right, be careful. 1057 01:08:35,150 --> 01:08:36,150 Oh! 1058 01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:40,070 Okay, I'll just... I'll be here. 1059 01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:45,360 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1060 01:08:45,780 --> 01:08:46,900 [PAUL] Right then. 1061 01:08:51,980 --> 01:08:53,030 Oh! 1062 01:08:54,230 --> 01:08:57,480 Baby's very low down in your pelvis. Which is good. 1063 01:08:57,780 --> 01:08:59,480 I'm just gonna have a little listen. 1064 01:09:08,150 --> 01:09:09,320 [PAUL] I can't find... 1065 01:09:13,730 --> 01:09:15,570 Well, let me just get Doctor Parks. 1066 01:09:16,650 --> 01:09:19,320 It's all fine. It's going to be fine. 1067 01:09:20,150 --> 01:09:22,070 - Just let him out there know, okay? - Okay. 1068 01:09:22,070 --> 01:09:23,320 - You all right? - Mm-hmm. 1069 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:24,320 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 1070 01:09:26,980 --> 01:09:28,480 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 1071 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:31,110 - [OLIVIA] John. - What's happening? 1072 01:09:31,110 --> 01:09:33,360 We don't know. They've gone to get the doctor. 1073 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:34,360 Why, what's wrong? 1074 01:09:34,940 --> 01:09:36,400 - Should I speak to someone? - I think... 1075 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,190 it was trouble finding the heartbeat but it's already quite far down. 1076 01:09:38,690 --> 01:09:42,150 - There's contractions, so... - So, you wouldn't be able to find it. 1077 01:09:42,150 --> 01:09:43,150 - Right. - Okay. 1078 01:09:45,190 --> 01:09:46,280 She will be fine. 1079 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,400 Yeah. 1080 01:09:48,690 --> 01:09:51,400 Um, okay. 1081 01:09:56,190 --> 01:09:58,480 - [DR. PARKS] Miss Jones? - Hi. 1082 01:10:18,070 --> 01:10:19,110 Oh! 1083 01:10:52,070 --> 01:10:53,070 I'm so sorry. 1084 01:10:55,730 --> 01:10:57,610 There's no heartbeat. I'm so sorry. 1085 01:11:01,030 --> 01:11:03,440 What? Wait, wait. 1086 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:08,440 - Are you sure? Could you try it again? - No heartbeat was detected. I'm certain. 1087 01:11:08,860 --> 01:11:11,900 How are you certain? Maybe, you made a mistake. 1088 01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:14,610 Most... 1089 01:11:15,940 --> 01:11:18,610 Most commonly, an infection has occurred. We'll do further tests. 1090 01:11:20,730 --> 01:11:21,940 I know this is hard. 1091 01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:25,060 But I'm afraid we have to think of Miss Jones' safety. 1092 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:28,780 Now, and the safest step now is to deliver this baby. 1093 01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:35,110 Plea... Please could you... could you just do it one more time for us? 1094 01:11:35,110 --> 01:11:35,570 Just one more time again. 1095 01:11:36,070 --> 01:11:38,070 I'm so sorry. 1096 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:40,320 She's gone. 1097 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:42,400 She? 1098 01:11:45,110 --> 01:11:46,320 Could you give us a minute? 1099 01:12:15,230 --> 01:12:16,790 - [ALEX] Babe? - [OLIVIA] Yes, I'm here. 1100 01:12:17,110 --> 01:12:19,530 I don't want you here. [PANTING] 1101 01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:23,020 I don't want this in anyone's memory. I just want to get it done. 1102 01:12:23,030 --> 01:12:26,400 [GRUNTING] 1103 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,650 - Are you sure? - Please. 1104 01:12:57,570 --> 01:13:02,570 [JOHN] "Seldom, except in books, do the dying utter memorable words, 1105 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:06,730 see visions, or depart with beatified countenances... 1106 01:13:08,730 --> 01:13:11,530 and those who have sped many parting souls know 1107 01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:17,780 that to most the end comes as naturally and simply as sleep. 1108 01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:22,530 As Beth had hoped, the tide went out easily... 1109 01:13:26,150 --> 01:13:28,360 and in the dark hour before the dawn... 1110 01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:31,980 on the bosom where she had drawn her first breath... 1111 01:13:33,530 --> 01:13:35,280 she quietly drew her last. 1112 01:13:36,730 --> 01:13:39,400 With no farewell but one loving look... 1113 01:13:41,230 --> 01:13:42,230 one little sigh." 1114 01:15:18,190 --> 01:15:21,230 Look, I know you're probably gonna wanna talk about it... 1115 01:15:23,030 --> 01:15:24,110 about her. 1116 01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:26,900 But you see, I can't. 1117 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:29,920 I don't know if I'll ever be able to. 1118 01:15:33,650 --> 01:15:35,370 I was so looking forward to being something. 1119 01:15:37,530 --> 01:15:38,610 Anything. 1120 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:43,690 [GLASS BOTTLES RATTLE] 1121 01:15:43,690 --> 01:15:45,730 - Is John okay? - Uh... 1122 01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:49,570 When he cries... 1123 01:15:50,730 --> 01:15:52,810 his entire body crumples up like a little old lady's. 1124 01:15:55,570 --> 01:15:56,570 That's funny. 1125 01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,530 - It's not. - No. 1126 01:16:02,820 --> 01:16:04,780 I actually saw him this morning. 1127 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,650 I can't help waddling... 1128 01:16:09,530 --> 01:16:12,730 about, reminding him... Sorry. 1129 01:16:14,230 --> 01:16:17,110 Maybe, it's best if you keep your distance from him a bit. 1130 01:16:20,730 --> 01:16:21,730 Right. Okay. 1131 01:16:24,190 --> 01:16:25,670 We could go to my parents', I suppose. 1132 01:16:27,150 --> 01:16:28,480 Or you can go if you want. 1133 01:16:30,780 --> 01:16:31,860 [SUE] Darling! 1134 01:16:32,610 --> 01:16:34,610 - We're going to have such fun. - [OLIVIA] Oh! 1135 01:16:34,610 --> 01:16:37,940 Daddy's birthday party's coming up. I've invited that Biggles Tilsbury. 1136 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:42,610 - I've got such a girl crush on her. - You can just say crush, Mummy. 1137 01:16:43,570 --> 01:16:46,860 - Anyway, I shouldn't be here for long. - You can stay here as long as you like. 1138 01:16:46,860 --> 01:16:48,030 We really are fine. 1139 01:16:49,650 --> 01:16:52,190 I think it's time you started thinking about this baby other than that girl. 1140 01:16:52,190 --> 01:16:53,980 Don't you? 1141 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:02,070 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1142 01:17:16,070 --> 01:17:17,150 Hello! 1143 01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:23,150 Oh, look. John's sporting a man bun, the final tosser frontier. 1144 01:17:23,440 --> 01:17:24,730 He's a handsome devil. 1145 01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:26,900 Sorry, darling. 1146 01:17:27,650 --> 01:17:32,190 Oh, look! Biggles Tilsbury just got here. You two would make a lovely couple. 1147 01:17:32,650 --> 01:17:34,940 Thanks, Mummy. I still have a girlfriend. 1148 01:17:36,980 --> 01:17:41,570 - [ALFIE CHUCKLING] -Where's Magda and the girls then? 1149 01:17:42,610 --> 01:17:46,480 Oh, um, she took the kids on a weekend away. 1150 01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:49,440 Isn't that a bit odd, going on holiday without your husband? 1151 01:17:49,780 --> 01:17:53,940 - Um... - Not at all, actually. No, um... 1152 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:57,690 - Trudy leaves Sting behind all the time. - Does she now? 1153 01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:00,070 - Bully for her. - Hmm. 1154 01:18:00,570 --> 01:18:01,570 [MOUTHS] 1155 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:06,690 This is organic Hereford blackcurrant vodka. 1156 01:18:06,690 --> 01:18:07,820 [POPS BOTTLES OPEN] 1157 01:18:09,110 --> 01:18:11,780 And this is the coolest old person party I have ever seen. 1158 01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:14,730 I better not. 1159 01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:19,650 Alex, an international playboy once said, "To drink is to live". 1160 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:23,440 And that international playboy was me! 1161 01:18:23,730 --> 01:18:24,730 [LAUGHING] 1162 01:18:26,690 --> 01:18:27,970 Yeah, Alex. What you got to lose? 1163 01:18:30,900 --> 01:18:31,900 Just one shot. 1164 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,480 - Hmm. - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1165 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:39,230 - [OLIVIA] Very nice to see you. - Whatto! 1166 01:18:39,230 --> 01:18:41,230 Oh! Sorry. 1167 01:18:41,820 --> 01:18:46,230 - Biggles, how are you? Very long time. - Very long time, yeah. 1168 01:18:46,230 --> 01:18:49,900 The last thing I remember was running around your garden naked. 1169 01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:51,530 - Oh! - [LAUGHS] 1170 01:18:51,940 --> 01:18:54,730 - So, last week then? - No, no. We were five. 1171 01:18:55,150 --> 01:18:56,230 Yes, no. I was joking. 1172 01:18:57,530 --> 01:19:01,610 Oh, right. Yeah, I know, 'cause wouldn't have been last week. 1173 01:19:01,610 --> 01:19:03,360 - No. - Wouldn't have been naked. 1174 01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:06,190 Aren't you a bit old to be having a baby? 1175 01:19:07,190 --> 01:19:10,860 - Uh, I guess not. - Ah! Well, I do hope it's normal. 1176 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,230 Thank you. 1177 01:19:14,730 --> 01:19:17,110 Most kind. Ben. 1178 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:21,320 Come over. Biggles, do you remember Ben? This is my brother. 1179 01:19:21,610 --> 01:19:25,940 - Uh, vaguely. - You babysat me through childhood. 1180 01:19:25,940 --> 01:19:28,860 - Oh! - We went to the same school 1181 01:19:29,530 --> 01:19:30,650 and then university. 1182 01:19:31,690 --> 01:19:33,130 Ben? Whose wife is a rampant shagger? 1183 01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:37,530 Yep. That Ben. 1184 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,280 You used to wet the bed, didn't you? 1185 01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:44,610 [LAUGHING] 1186 01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:46,350 - [JOHN] Get up! - [ALFIE SCREAMS] 1187 01:19:46,820 --> 01:19:49,940 [JOHN SCREAMING] 1188 01:19:59,570 --> 01:20:01,150 [JOHN AND ALFIE SCREAMING] 1189 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:08,570 [SOFT SONG PLAYING] 1190 01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:24,190 Hi! 1191 01:20:24,690 --> 01:20:25,820 Alex. 1192 01:20:28,150 --> 01:20:28,440 Hey. 1193 01:20:29,150 --> 01:20:31,280 You weren't just going to leave, were you? 1194 01:20:31,570 --> 01:20:34,230 No. I just needed a moment away from it all. 1195 01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:36,320 You've been drinking. 1196 01:20:37,860 --> 01:20:41,190 - Yeah! I'm allowed now, remember? - I know. I... 1197 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:45,480 I wasn't saying... 1198 01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:54,200 - Did you not get the invite? - Yeah. I'm... 1199 01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:57,690 stood right here. [CHUCKLES] 1200 01:20:57,690 --> 01:21:00,280 Well, what part of "garden chic" do hot pants fit under? 1201 01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:04,650 I don't know. Is there a I-don't-give-a-fuck option? 1202 01:21:04,650 --> 01:21:05,780 Yeah, okay. 1203 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:08,530 [SIGHS] 1204 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:12,400 Alex, can we try and get back to normal? Please? 1205 01:21:13,780 --> 01:21:17,440 Maybe, less of the swearing, smoking, boozing? 1206 01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:20,780 More of the early nights, yoga? 1207 01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:27,360 So, I can be a good mum to my non-existent child, is that it? 1208 01:21:27,820 --> 01:21:31,530 No. So you can be a good mother to mine. For ours. 1209 01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:38,070 - I need more time. - We don't have any more time, Alex. 1210 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:42,030 Please. 1211 01:21:43,570 --> 01:21:45,440 We need you. 1212 01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:53,110 I can't be everything you want me to be right now. I'm so sorry. 1213 01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:05,440 This feels like something has broken. 1214 01:22:05,940 --> 01:22:07,530 - It's just changed. - No. 1215 01:22:10,610 --> 01:22:15,110 I shouldn't feel so lost when I'm where I always wanted to be. 1216 01:22:15,940 --> 01:22:16,940 [SUE] Olivia! 1217 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:22,280 Should I go? 1218 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,230 Olivia? 1219 01:22:33,030 --> 01:22:34,030 [SIGHING] 1220 01:22:46,570 --> 01:22:48,940 [DOOR OPENS] 1221 01:22:53,650 --> 01:22:54,730 Wow! 1222 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,820 - Has she even seen this? - No. 1223 01:23:08,980 --> 01:23:10,780 Why is it yellow? She's having a boy. 1224 01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:13,650 And what if it was a boy that wanted to be a girl, Jonathan? 1225 01:23:13,650 --> 01:23:15,530 Yeah, all right. 1226 01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:19,700 All right. I'm a middle class, straight, white guy and I suck, sorry. 1227 01:23:21,780 --> 01:23:26,030 To teach is to learn yourself. It's a noble and inspiring profession. 1228 01:23:26,530 --> 01:23:27,530 Good. 1229 01:23:27,980 --> 01:23:30,320 - And Miss Jones? - What? 1230 01:23:34,650 --> 01:23:35,730 Um... 1231 01:23:37,030 --> 01:23:40,320 I guess if I'm a teacher then I won't be some wired artist, 1232 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:41,480 desperate for her next joint. 1233 01:23:42,980 --> 01:23:45,230 I'll be normal. Be part of the race. 1234 01:23:46,940 --> 01:23:48,360 That sounds quite nice, now. 1235 01:23:53,530 --> 01:23:54,650 And yeah, what she said. 1236 01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,320 [DOORBELL RINGING] 1237 01:24:02,860 --> 01:24:05,480 - Whatto. - Hello, Biggles. 1238 01:24:05,730 --> 01:24:09,230 Bought the backgammon. Bit of competition should help get that baby out. 1239 01:24:09,570 --> 01:24:11,030 Oh, yay! 1240 01:24:12,070 --> 01:24:16,900 - John, what on earth are you doing here? - Hold the door. I have to talk to you. 1241 01:24:17,940 --> 01:24:20,570 - Who's this? - Biggles Tilsbury. How do you do? 1242 01:24:21,980 --> 01:24:23,270 That is such a stupid name. 1243 01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:26,780 No offense. You should be a dog in a handbag, in like, 2001. 1244 01:24:27,820 --> 01:24:29,530 - Goodbye, John. - I have to talk to you. 1245 01:24:29,900 --> 01:24:31,440 - We're busy. - It's Alex. 1246 01:24:34,030 --> 01:24:35,870 - What's wrong with Alex? - Do you like my bun? 1247 01:24:38,570 --> 01:24:41,370 - I don't have time for this, John. - No. But, yet, you never have time. 1248 01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:44,360 I've lost the love of my life, I'm 40 and I live with my parents 1249 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:46,570 and I'm about to shit out another human being. 1250 01:24:46,570 --> 01:24:49,280 [WAILING] 1251 01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:54,570 Have you got a point in this conversation? 1252 01:24:54,570 --> 01:24:55,030 Or in life? 1253 01:24:55,030 --> 01:24:57,280 Boo-fucking-hoo! 1254 01:24:59,780 --> 01:25:02,110 You know what you may not know, Olivia? 1255 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:05,110 I was born with scoliosis. 1256 01:25:06,190 --> 01:25:06,860 [CLICKS TONGUE] I had a back brace 1257 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:10,030 right through school to straighten things out. 1258 01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:11,440 - Okay. - I know. 1259 01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:16,150 You're thinking, "But how he's so tall and Greek-God like? 1260 01:25:16,150 --> 01:25:18,830 Well, that was not the case back then. I was twisted like a pretzel. 1261 01:25:19,980 --> 01:25:24,360 The other boys used to hang me by my brace from the football goal net 1262 01:25:24,780 --> 01:25:26,980 and then kick balls at my head. 1263 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:28,730 - Oh! - Right at my head. 1264 01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:31,820 - Gosh! - Yup. And these were Scottish boys, not... 1265 01:25:32,940 --> 01:25:37,400 ya Harry Potter, posh, wee, skinny things. These are real proper men, 1266 01:25:37,820 --> 01:25:40,150 kicking balls, right at my head. 1267 01:25:41,820 --> 01:25:43,100 And then, they'd leave me there. 1268 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:46,940 All night, sometimes. I just... I'd swing about a bit. 1269 01:25:47,650 --> 01:25:51,070 Come crashing down. Mess up my back some more. 1270 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:54,440 - Sounds painful. - Oh, yep. 1271 01:25:56,650 --> 01:25:57,650 Oh, yeah. [SNIFFS] 1272 01:25:59,690 --> 01:26:03,190 Then now... I'm the one causing the pain. 1273 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:07,690 Breaking the ladies' heart. Left, right, center, So... 1274 01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:10,440 I can get anyone I want. 1275 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:14,020 You know who I couldn't get? 1276 01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:16,860 Okay, well... 1277 01:26:17,230 --> 01:26:19,650 Technically, you did get Alex, 1278 01:26:19,650 --> 01:26:21,810 so I don't know if this little story is really working. 1279 01:26:22,150 --> 01:26:24,280 No, all I got Alex was blind drunk. 1280 01:26:26,150 --> 01:26:28,820 I've loved her since I first saw her. 1281 01:26:30,150 --> 01:26:33,190 Since she shouted at me for directing the Jehovah's witness' to your door. 1282 01:26:36,150 --> 01:26:37,530 To me, she was it. 1283 01:26:40,230 --> 01:26:41,230 And it... 1284 01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:44,280 loves only you. 1285 01:26:48,780 --> 01:26:50,690 Alex is... 1286 01:26:51,690 --> 01:26:55,650 100% bona fide carpet muncher... 1287 01:26:58,690 --> 01:26:59,690 and your carpet... 1288 01:27:00,730 --> 01:27:01,730 is the only one... 1289 01:27:03,230 --> 01:27:04,230 she wants to munch. 1290 01:27:05,650 --> 01:27:07,980 That was very sweet for about a second. 1291 01:27:09,150 --> 01:27:11,230 You know, she redecorated the spare room... 1292 01:27:12,230 --> 01:27:13,230 for the baby. 1293 01:27:16,530 --> 01:27:18,030 I didn't know that. 1294 01:27:20,860 --> 01:27:21,940 [SIGHS] 1295 01:27:29,150 --> 01:27:32,570 - I was just so scared. - I know you were. I was too. 1296 01:27:36,070 --> 01:27:37,440 I really wanted to be a dad. 1297 01:27:44,230 --> 01:27:45,570 Could you settle for uncle? 1298 01:27:52,780 --> 01:27:54,110 - C'mon. - John, wait. 1299 01:27:54,110 --> 01:27:57,820 Wait, John. John, John, John, John, John. I'm not just... 1300 01:27:57,820 --> 01:27:59,220 John, please. I can feel your beard. 1301 01:28:00,860 --> 01:28:04,230 - Darling, where you're going? - I'm going home. 1302 01:28:05,110 --> 01:28:06,350 - Are you trying to run? - Yeah. 1303 01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:09,650 - [OLIVIA] That is the general idea. - Why? 1304 01:28:10,030 --> 01:28:13,650 It just feels like a... running kind of moment. 1305 01:28:13,940 --> 01:28:16,820 She's going to get the love of her, and my life. 1306 01:28:16,820 --> 01:28:18,260 - [SUE] Really? - Sounds complicated. 1307 01:28:18,610 --> 01:28:22,230 That tummy rather kills romance doesn't it, darling? 1308 01:28:22,230 --> 01:28:23,730 Ah! Yes. 1309 01:28:24,730 --> 01:28:26,820 It does. It does. 1310 01:28:27,820 --> 01:28:28,820 Thank you, Mummy. 1311 01:28:29,820 --> 01:28:32,320 - Cup of tea before you go? - I mean, we probably have time. 1312 01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:33,400 John! 1313 01:28:39,150 --> 01:28:40,280 [DOOR SHUTS] 1314 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:44,030 [PANTING] 1315 01:28:48,150 --> 01:28:50,360 It is a toe ring but I'm gonna get you a proper ring. 1316 01:28:50,650 --> 01:28:51,650 Alex... 1317 01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:53,730 I want to marry you. 1318 01:28:54,820 --> 01:28:56,480 Because I do love it all. 1319 01:28:57,110 --> 01:28:59,730 If you're a stoner, or an artist or... 1320 01:29:01,070 --> 01:29:03,780 a bloody astronaut. I don't care. You're you. 1321 01:29:05,190 --> 01:29:09,530 You're so kind, and so great, and just... Just... 1322 01:29:12,730 --> 01:29:15,650 You're just a great person, Alex and obviously, 1323 01:29:15,650 --> 01:29:17,020 by the way, you're so much better than an astronaut. 1324 01:29:17,030 --> 01:29:19,980 And... But actually, you're better than anyone I can think of, 1325 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:24,440 so I'm going to stop waffling and beg you. Alex... 1326 01:29:25,940 --> 01:29:26,980 please be with me forever. 1327 01:29:35,780 --> 01:29:39,150 - "You're better than an astronaut?" -[CHUCKLES] 1328 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:43,150 I'm still not that great at proposing or... 1329 01:29:44,820 --> 01:29:48,320 - to be fair, that great at any of it. - I don't think either of us are. 1330 01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:58,730 - What? - I think I've just burst. 1331 01:29:59,030 --> 01:30:00,110 [SIGHS] 1332 01:30:02,070 --> 01:30:03,610 - [SCREAMS] John! - He's in the car. 1333 01:30:04,860 --> 01:30:06,030 'Course, he is. 1334 01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:08,730 - Go slow, go slow, go slow. - Breathe. 1335 01:30:30,440 --> 01:30:31,440 I'll just be here. 1336 01:30:33,190 --> 01:30:34,190 You don't have to come. 1337 01:30:35,030 --> 01:30:36,860 I know. 1338 01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:47,610 Right, Miss Miller, let's prove geriatrics can still have kids, okay? 1339 01:30:48,030 --> 01:30:50,440 - [LAUGHS] That's my joke. - [HEAVY BREATHING] 1340 01:30:50,440 --> 01:30:54,520 Right. I do not want to be down here for too long so c'mon now, push! 1341 01:30:54,530 --> 01:30:56,150 [OLIVIA YELLING] 1342 01:31:08,730 --> 01:31:10,860 [BABY CRYING] 1343 01:31:17,150 --> 01:31:21,980 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1344 01:31:29,980 --> 01:31:34,820 - Cake, you two? - We've already had a ton of cake. 1345 01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,080 [OLIVIA] Right. This one is without the hash. 1346 01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:39,570 [GIGGLES] 1347 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,320 Cake? 1348 01:31:42,860 --> 01:31:45,280 - No, thank you. - Beats the office, eh, Charles? 1349 01:31:45,650 --> 01:31:48,440 - Too bloody hot in here. - Or not. 1350 01:31:49,940 --> 01:31:53,150 Ben, will you please have some of our mother's cake? 1351 01:31:53,150 --> 01:31:56,440 I actually think masculinity is overrated, personally. Thank you. 1352 01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:57,480 Thank you. 1353 01:31:59,030 --> 01:32:00,980 Hello, my sweet boy. 1354 01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:03,030 Upsy-daisy. 1355 01:32:06,070 --> 01:32:07,730 [OLIVIA] Some days, I'm a good mother. 1356 01:32:09,070 --> 01:32:11,570 Some days, I'm a bit of a crap one. 1357 01:32:11,570 --> 01:32:12,860 ["BITCH" PLAYING] 1358 01:32:28,150 --> 01:32:30,030 [JOHN] How was your first Christmas, eh? 1359 01:32:30,690 --> 01:32:32,330 [OLIVIA] Alex and I never did get married. 1360 01:32:34,730 --> 01:32:38,190 After everything that had happened, it didn't seem important. 1361 01:32:39,150 --> 01:32:41,320 It's no longer about all those labels. 1362 01:32:42,730 --> 01:32:45,860 I'm simply about you, me and him. 1363 01:35:51,610 --> 01:35:53,900 Your mammalian roots... 1364 01:35:54,230 --> 01:35:56,520 okay? Just have some respect for those. 1365 01:35:56,530 --> 01:35:57,480 Has anyone ever seen an elephant give birth? 1366 01:35:58,150 --> 01:36:01,980 No? Oh, you have to see that, that's amazing. 1367 01:36:01,980 --> 01:36:04,110 Has anyone seen a chimpanzee give birth? 1368 01:36:04,730 --> 01:36:07,280 No? Has anyone seen, like, a family pet? 1369 01:36:07,780 --> 01:36:09,360 - Or... - Yeah. 1370 01:36:09,780 --> 01:36:11,230 Uh, gerbil. 1371 01:36:11,690 --> 01:36:13,690 John? Seriously, John? 1372 01:36:13,690 --> 01:36:15,690 This is part of the problem. We are so disconnected 1373 01:36:15,730 --> 01:36:18,610 from our natural history. 1374 01:36:18,610 --> 01:36:21,610 That we believe that birth is not for us but you know everybody, 1375 01:36:22,320 --> 01:36:23,900 everybody eats, everybody shits... 1376 01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:27,690 [LAUGHING] 1377 01:36:28,280 --> 01:36:30,770 - What was that for? - It was an accident. 1378 01:36:30,780 --> 01:36:31,780 - [SCREAMS] - Oh, no. 1379 01:36:32,650 --> 01:36:37,440 Oh, no. The baby. The baby. The baby. The baby. The baby. The baby. The baby. 1380 01:36:37,440 --> 01:36:40,980 The baby. The baby. The baby. The baby. No! No! 1381 01:36:41,780 --> 01:36:44,320 Bit of a handful, I'd imagine. 1382 01:36:45,190 --> 01:36:49,030 - Would you consider divorce or... - [CLEARS THROAT] Um... 1383 01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:52,900 Yeah, probably don't wanna talk about it... 1384 01:36:53,150 --> 01:36:55,070 like here... with you... 1385 01:36:55,070 --> 01:36:57,900 One of those open relationships, is it? 1386 01:36:57,900 --> 01:36:58,980 [SIGHING] 1387 01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:03,070 - So nice to catch up. - It really is. What a... What a treat. 1388 01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:05,360 To see you and it... Just you... 1389 01:37:06,110 --> 01:37:07,190 Um, just... 1390 01:37:07,190 --> 01:37:08,670 I think I've got a ladybird in my ear. 1391 01:37:08,820 --> 01:37:11,650 - That's it. Um. Um, yeah, yeah. - Oh! 1392 01:37:11,650 --> 01:37:13,690 - [WOMAN] Cut! - Sorry. 1393 01:37:15,320 --> 01:37:19,440 I actively hope that baby's not mine. I will punch you right in the boob. 1394 01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:22,730 You make me sick. 1395 01:37:26,530 --> 01:37:29,030 [LAUGHS] Please say cut! 1396 01:37:30,150 --> 01:37:31,520 [MUFFLED SCREAM] 1397 01:37:31,530 --> 01:37:32,530 [ALEX] Look, babe! 1398 01:37:34,110 --> 01:37:36,190 [EXHALING HEAVILY] 1399 01:37:36,610 --> 01:37:38,650 [ALEX] Look! 1400 01:37:42,030 --> 01:37:43,730 [HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING] 1401 01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:48,820 I'm sorry to interrupt. 1402 01:37:50,190 --> 01:37:54,360 What's happening? I want a part of this. This looks like fun. 107538

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