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All right, give it a try.
All right.
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[CAR ENGINE SPUTTERS]
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You know, Mr. Bennett,
you don't have to do this.
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I can just get Colt to check it.
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And as I'm saying that I
know why you're checking it.
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That's why I like you,
Abby. You're a smart girl.
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Except for wanting to marry my son.
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Try it again.
All right.
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[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
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Oh, my God! What did
you do? Thank you. Yeah!
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[LAUGHS]
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Loose battery cable.
Nothing to worry about.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Listen...
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I didn't get a chance to tell you
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how happy I am about your big news.
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Oh, it's all right.
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I mean, between my mom crying
and going for the liquor cabinet,
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and my dad screaming at Colt
and going for the gun cabinet,
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[CHUCKLES] there wasn't a whole
lot of time for anyone to sneak in,
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"Congratulations, Abby."
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It's like looking in a mirror.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You're about the best thing that's
ever happened to this family.
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Thank you, Mr. Bennett.
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Hi, Dad.
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And if you can, try to have a girl.
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All right, if we're still
best friends, you just
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say nothing and keep walking.
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[LAUGHS]
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Knew it!
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You guys gonna be all right?
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Oh, yeah, you heard him.
We're still best friends. Here.
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Oh. Oh.
Uh, I got you that for the road.
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I know when you're pregnant,
you got weird cravings,
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so I got peanut butter,
pickles, mustard, Skoal...
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Skoal?
Yeah. You just quit smoking.
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So if you get in a bind,
you just put a lip in.
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm good.
Oh,
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thank God. That's my last can.
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He gives me his last can of chew?
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Now that is some real hillbilly love
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right there, Bennett.
[CHUCKLES]
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Come here. Thank you.
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Listen, um...
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I've been thinking about the
Peterson Ranch, and the baby
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and everything, and I... I have an idea.
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What if we ask my
parents for some money?
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Sure. Yeah, your dad hates me,
hates that we're getting married,
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just found out you're pregnant.
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Well, hell, he's probably on
his way to the bank right now.
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Why don't we just run over his dog?
Maybe he'll give us more money.
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I know it's a crazy idea,
but I'm his only daughter.
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My parents would do
anything for me. It's just...
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What... Wait, what's wrong?
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You got that look on your face
like when we're at a restaurant
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and you're trying to figure
out how much to tip.
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What if instead of asking him for help,
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you ask him to invest in the ranch?
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Well, he makes money
too. Everybody wins.
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It's like everything my
dad hates about T-ball.
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That is actually a great idea.
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Okay, when you say "actually,"
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it makes it sound like I don't
usually have great ideas.
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Oh, look at you. You
actually figured that out.
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[CHUCKLES] Damn right, I did.
[CHUCKLES]
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Wait. What?
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Well, all in all that
wasn't our worst Easter.
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No cops, no deep-fried turkey fire.
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You and Colt didn't try
to juggle lawn darts.
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[CHUCKLES] Come on! That
year was our best Easter.
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Got to ride around in an
ambulance, got this badass scar,
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first time I ever had Oxy.
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Sorry, first time I was
ever prescribed Oxy.
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That was Tylenol. I took your Oxy.
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Anyway, you didn't say much
after your brother's big news.
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I mean, you know, Abby's awesome,
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but it's like, it'd be
nice to have a holiday
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where Colt doesn't get someone pregnant.
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Now we're supposed to what?
Just, like, let him off the hook?
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No, neither one of you are off the hook.
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Just Colt and Abby are pregnant
and we'll celebrate that.
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You're gonna be an uncle.
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Yeah, no, I know. I'm gonna
be good with the kid.
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You know, get him ice cream
and take him to the movies,
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get him some badass switchblades.
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It might be a girl.
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Oh, right.
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Well, in that case, no ice cream.
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I don't want her to get fat, you know?
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Rooster, body image is a
serious... No, you know what?
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Oh!
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Oh, no, Maggie, he likes that.
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The only way to hurt him is
to make fun of his hair.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Happy Easter, Mary.
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'Sup?
[MARY SIGHS]
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Happy Easter. Darlene brought
over her new boyfriend,
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who is under house arrest.
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His ankle bracelet beeped
the entire dinner.
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Can't believe that idiot doesn't
know you pry that shit off
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and you hang it on your dog's
collar before you leave the house.
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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Yeah, well, ours sucked too.
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Abby told us that Colt knocked her up.
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Everyone was fighting,
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and in the commotion
I thought my dip cup
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was the gravy for the mashed potatoes.
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Holy shit. Colt knocked
somebody up again?
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Yep.
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Well, that boy is real good at one thing.
[ROOSTER SCOFFS]
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Well, welcome to being a grandma.
[CHUCKLES]
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[CHUCKLES] Look at us,
we're a couple of GILFs.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I'll buy you a shot?
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Yeah. Rooster, get the
good stuff from the back.
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What's the good stuff from the back?
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The Jack Daniels that I
haven't watered down yet.
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It's kind of weird seeing you
on this side of the bar.
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God, it must be nice to drink at work
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without having to go out to your car.
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What is it with people in this
town drinking in their car?
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I'm not working.
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Rooster's just covering for me
'cause I'm helping out at the ranch.
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We're stretched a little thin.
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If you're looking for someone
here, I could really use the work.
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Cracker Barrel won't make me full-time
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'cause they don't wanna
give me health insurance.
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And 30% off a chicken-fried steak
dinner does not qualify as benefits.
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Disagree.
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Well, if I could afford to hire someone,
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you think Rooster would be working here?
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Oh, no, no. I'm fine
just working for tips.
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Come on, it's a bar.
There's guys and alcohol.
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I got the girls. I'll
make plenty of money.
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Congratulations. You're hired.
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You know what? I'm gonna help
Rooster find the good stuff.
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Hello.
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Mr. Phillips. Mrs. Phillips.
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Oh, hi, Colt. Abby said
you might be stopping by.
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Hope it's not a big announcement,
'cause I'm all out of Xanax.
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Oh.
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Look, I know you guys
aren't my biggest fan.
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But I love your daughter more
than anything in the world.
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And I'm gonna be the best dad
any kid could ever ask for.
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We know.
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So, you're coming around on me?
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No.
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Right. Oh, well, I hate
to have to do this.
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Um, especially after the news
about Abby being pregnant.
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But, uh, it's, it's kind of why
I'm here. I need to ask a favor.
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I bought the Peterson Ranch
'cause it was a good investment.
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[STUTTERS] And it still is,
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but I'm gonna need some help
if I'm gonna make it through.
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Well, if you're asking for
money, I'm gonna have to say no.
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No, no, no, no. It won't be a handout.
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I'll pay you back in
full, with interest,
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as soon as we get the cattle to market.
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[STUTTERS] I mean, this
is a great opportunity,
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so I'll give you an hour to decide.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, on Shark Tank, Mr.
Wonderful says you gotta put a
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deadline on negotiations.
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You know what? Take as
much time as you need.
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We've been thinking
about your future, too.
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We want you to come here
and work at the dealership.
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Wait, what?
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This is a solid business.
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You'll have benefits and a stable
salary starting at 25K a year.
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And that's not it.
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You'd also have commission
and performance bonuses,
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plus full medical and dental. And
that's for your whole family.
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Wow, that... that's a hell of an offer.
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And...
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I don't remember the last
time I went to a dentist.
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And the hours are great, too.
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You could have breakfast
with Abby and the baby
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and then dinner with them at night.
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Or if you're Chuck, you could use
that family time to play golf.
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Janice, I bought you clubs.
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I've had a dead tooth
for about two years.
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[STUTTERS] That thing's like a
Copenhagen storage bin. [CHUCKLES]
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Wow.
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Wow. Um...
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Um...
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[STUTTERS] This isn't the
way I saw this going.
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I know, it's a lot to take in.
Talk with your family.
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But I gotta tell ya, there
is nothing I would like more
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than for someday, all of this,
to be yours and Abby's.
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Well, I... I really appreciate this.
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[STUTTERS] I'll think about
it. I will. Uh, thank you.
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And who knows, maybe soon, Colt Bennett
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will be our employee of the month.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, maybe it'd be my
picture on the that wall, huh?
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That's an "In Memoriam."
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But that dead son of a bitch could
sell the shit out of a tractor.
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[MARY] Hey.
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Hey, Mary.
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I thought we agreed, uh,
no more booty calls.
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Oh, did we agree to that?
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Or did you just keep texting me
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in the middle of the night
until I blocked your number?
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SIGHS] Well,
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that's how the dance is done.
[CHUCKLES]
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Thanks.
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I, um, I just wanted
to make sure you're...
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You're cool with me
working at the bar, right?
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Oh, so if I say no, I'm not cool
with it, you're gonna quit?
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Fuck no.
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And the dance continues.
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[GRUNTS] Anyway, good luck
concentrating at work
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when you see me staring
all night at you like this.
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[CHUCKLES]
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It looks like you're trying to
read a word you don't know.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You know what words I do know?
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Sex.
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Boobies.
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Don't you have a girlfriend?
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No, that's all done. I gotta be free.
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Like a bird in a Lynyrd Skynyrd song.
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Oh.
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Where was that bird when
you were over at my house
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begging me to get back together?
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Please. I was just trying
to get in your pants.
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That's my move. Anyway,
check this one out.
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[GRUNTS]
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Mary. You're so great.
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I miss you so much.
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Mm.
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Oh, okay, so I'm supposed to be like,
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"Rooster, you're the man of my dreams.
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Take me. Take me now."
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[CELL PHONE BUZZING]
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You gotta get that?
No, it's just my boyfriend.
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You got a boyfriend?
Is that a problem?
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
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Well, I got two questions.
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How big is he?
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And is he a member of any group that
ends with the word "brotherhood"?
246
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,090
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
247
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,550
[MOTOR PUTTERING]
248
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,480
We need to talk.
249
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:15,150
Shit. Did you drink the
Gatorade out of my truck?
250
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,650
People like you.
251
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,450
Dad, it's me, Colt.
252
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:29,700
People listen to you.
253
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,830
I don't know why they do, but they do.
254
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,750
You've always been a leader.
255
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,630
Probably why you were a quarterback.
256
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,880
Thank you.
257
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,680
Certainly wasn't your arm.
258
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,770
You throw like a girl.
259
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,900
And we're back. [SIGHS]
260
00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:58,650
What's all this about?
261
00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:02,900
Ever since I heard that
Abby was pregnant,
262
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,780
I've been thinking about
what the future...
263
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,580
looks like for the two of you.
264
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:14,710
Actually, the three of you.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
265
00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,840
And there is no future here.
266
00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:21,380
This ranch is a sinking ship.
267
00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:27,470
But you have the potential
to do other things.
268
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,640
Things beyond this place.
269
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:44,216
You telling me to bail 'cause
of the mess I got you in?
270
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,320
No, this isn't your fault.
271
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:51,080
And believe me, I wish it
was your fault. [CHUCKLES]
272
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,750
Whether we bought the
Peterson Ranch or not,
273
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,880
the writing's on the
wall for people like us.
274
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:06,300
You taught me hard work can
get you out of anything.
275
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,680
You've always been right.
276
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,890
Except for DUls.
277
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:17,310
Colt, I'm a rancher because I never
had any options, but you do.
278
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,900
As a father...
279
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:25,820
you want your kids to have
a better life than you had.
280
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,370
That never happened around here.
281
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:34,410
That's never going to
happen around here.
282
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,590
Don't do to your kid what
I did to you and Rooster.
283
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,590
Abby's dad offered me a job.
284
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,260
I heard. Take it.
285
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,930
It's... I...
286
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:55,060
I wouldn't feel right leaving
you and Rooster to...
287
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:58,190
Did you listen to anything
I just said to you?
288
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:05,150
Do you care about Abby and
this unborn child of yours?
289
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:08,320
Of course I do.
Then take the job.
290
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,799
[SIGHS] Will you stop your complaining?
291
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,980
You're the one who
wanted to get tied up.
292
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:27,920
Look, when I say I gotta
pee, I gotta pee.
293
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,640
Hey, you wanna hang out?
294
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:36,390
I was gonna watch Cops t onight.
See if we know anybody.
295
00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,520
Oh! A few weeks ago,
296
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,980
I saw my high school math
teacher get busted selling pot.
297
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:45,020
So sad, kids today. Fucking narcs.
298
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,230
[CHUCKLES]
299
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,990
Anyway, I can't. I promised my
boyfriend I'd meet him for dinner.
300
00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:52,240
[SIGHS] It's cool. No biggie.
301
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,910
So, uh, what's up with this new guy?
302
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:57,910
Um, well, when we have
sex, he doesn't say,
303
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,830
"Can you smell what
The Rock is cookin'?"
304
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,920
Then we know that he's lame.
305
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
[MARY CHUCKLES]
306
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,840
What's he do for a livin'?
307
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,420
Well, you're not gonna like it.
308
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:11,260
He's a badass ninja sex assassin.
309
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:14,890
I don't recall seeing him
at any of the meetings.
310
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:16,010
[CHUCKLES]
311
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,180
[SIGHS]
Are you jealous?
312
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,700
[BREATHING HEAVILY] You think the
guy who just had sex with you
313
00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:22,976
is jealous of the guy
that's gotta take you
314
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,280
to dinner right now? Come on.
315
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,230
We're going to Red Lobster.
316
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:29,900
Shit. Cheddar biscuits.
317
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,070
Guy's got game.
318
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,280
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
319
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,080
[SIGHS] No, I was just trying
to figure out what we're doing.
320
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,620
Is this gonna be an everyday
thing again, like drinking?
321
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,700
Or...
322
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:44,630
like a once in a while thing,
like brush your teeth?
323
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,760
I don't know. I mean, I
just started dating him.
324
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,570
You and I have talked about
my relationship with him
325
00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:52,880
more than he and I have.
326
00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,890
All right, no pressure.
Whatever makes you comfortable.
327
00:17:56,970 --> 00:18:00,430
How about this? When I feel like
hookin' up, I'll send you a sexy pic.
328
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,100
And then you send me a picture
back of you brushing your teeth.
329
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,950
Mr. and Mrs. Phillips.
330
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,450
Oh, please, you're family.
331
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:20,910
Call me Janice and call
Chuck "Mr. Phillips."
332
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:25,920
Colt, you wouldn't believe
the day we had today.
333
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,800
We sold a backhoe and a 3
Series tractor to Neumann's Hill.
334
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,840
And the guy who sold
these, by the way...
335
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:35,680
that's his commission.
336
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,350
Whoo! [CHUCKLES]
337
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:39,850
Forget that dead tooth. I'm gonna
have a gold tooth on that.
338
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:41,470
Whoo!
339
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,350
I got somethin' for ya.
340
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:48,020
[CHUCKLES]
341
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:49,940
Thank you.
342
00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:55,360
All right, how do I look?
343
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:58,160
Like a young, better-looking Chuck.
344
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:03,580
You look like you belong.
You look like family.
345
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:07,290
Oh! Well, we should celebrate.
346
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:11,300
I'm gonna go get some Hostess
CupCakes out of the vending machine.
347
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,760
What do you got here?
348
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,390
Oh, we just got these in today.
349
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,510
Kids wanna be like their daddies.
350
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,390
And daddies hate to see their kids cry.
351
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:24,560
Cha-ching. [CHUCKLES]
352
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,060
I can't take the job.
353
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,520
What?
354
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:38,610
I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips, I...
355
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,950
I can't take the job.
356
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,500
Okay, so they come two per pack.
357
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:47,670
So I got four, so we have an extra.
358
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,799
Oh, shoot, I should've gotten three.
359
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,100
And then we each could've had two.
360
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,760
He doesn't want the job.
361
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,680
What happened?
362
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,770
I want my kids to have the same
experiences I had growing up.
363
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:06,600
Throwing a football in the pasture,
364
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:12,230
riding Kitty Cats in the winter,
swimming in that river.
365
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,530
You realize you're not just
making a bad choice for you,
366
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:18,650
you're making a bad choice for
my daughter and my grandchild.
367
00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:21,240
No.
368
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:25,330
My family is not just
Abby and that baby.
369
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:28,210
It's my mom, my dad, my brother.
370
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,840
Every Bennett who ever worked
their hands raw on that ranch.
371
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,380
Except for me. I... I
moisturize, use a pumice stone.
372
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:42,430
I appreciate the offer, I do. But...
373
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,930
this wouldn't be the right thing.
374
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:49,440
You wouldn't know the right
thing if it landed in your lap.
375
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:00,490
You sure about this?
376
00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:02,910
Yeah.
377
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:13,790
Good luck, Colt.
378
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,420
Thank you, Janice.
379
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,400
Hey.
[SIGHS]
380
00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:44,990
You want a drink?
381
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,830
I stole a bottle of the
good stuff from Mom's bar.
382
00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:54,370
Yeah, sure.
383
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,300
[CLEARS THROAT]
384
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,720
Well...
385
00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:08,470
at least you knocked up
the right girl this time.
386
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,560
Yeah.
387
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:22,110
You know we won't name
this kid Rooster, right?
388
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:24,860
Really? That's weird.
389
00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:28,450
Generally, tradition to name
the kid after his father.
390
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:33,370
Hopefully, you won't fuck
this up like everything else.
391
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,420
Oh, who's that?
392
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,670
Another hot chick comin'
for a little Rooster?
393
00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:44,630
Mrs. Phillips.
394
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,760
Oh, nice.
395
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,310
Guess I'm gonna end up being
your kid's step-grandfather.
396
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,890
Colt. Rooster.
397
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:57,400
Hey, Mrs. Phillips, I was
just talking about you.
398
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:02,570
Hey, I just wanna say, uh,
congrats on the grandkid.
399
00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:07,360
I hope he has Abby's brains and looks.
400
00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:09,910
And Colt's, um...
401
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,410
[CLICKS TONGUE]
402
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,580
I don't know, sweet hat collection.
403
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,210
Mrs. Phillips, how you doin'?
404
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:25,090
I'm doing well, thanks. Can we talk?
405
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,800
Yeah, sure. Have a seat. Oh.
406
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,680
Wait, hold on.
407
00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:31,810
There you go.
408
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,560
Can I get you something to drink?
409
00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:37,140
Well, maybe just a drop of whiskey.
410
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,780
All right, say when.
411
00:23:51,950 --> 00:23:54,160
Okay, the glass said when, so...
412
00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:58,370
Look...
413
00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:03,050
if you came to talk about
that job, my mind's made up.
414
00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:07,380
What's this?
415
00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:11,970
It's a check. I'm
investing in your ranch.
416
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,480
Oh, my God.
417
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:24,150
It won't solve all your problems, but...
418
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,320
but it should help a little
bit. [CLEARS THROAT]
419
00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:34,530
Thank you.
420
00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:37,330
This is, uh...
421
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,210
This is amazing. Uh...
422
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,050
What changed your mind?
423
00:24:47,510 --> 00:24:50,130
Chuck ever tell you how he
started his dealership?
424
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,220
A couple of times.
425
00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:57,930
Said he, uh, used all his savings
and opened up that place
426
00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:00,770
across from the Caterpillar shop.
427
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,440
Slashed his prices until
he ran them out of town.
428
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,490
Usually ends with, "Then I'll
run you out of town too, Colt."
429
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,320
Yeah, that's what happened
after he bought the place.
430
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:16,540
But he wouldn't have been able to
buy it if he hadn't had any help.
431
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:18,870
No bank would touch us.
432
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,620
But he was so passionate about it
433
00:25:20,710 --> 00:25:22,880
that my uncle was convinced
to help him out.
434
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:28,340
He had a little bit of money
'cause he never had any children.
435
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:31,220
He was a confirmed bachelor.
436
00:25:33,390 --> 00:25:35,680
That's what we used to call gay men.
437
00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:40,850
We call 'em roommates now.
438
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,600
You sure you wanna do this?
439
00:25:46,110 --> 00:25:47,730
We all need a little help, Colt.
440
00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:57,790
Thank you. And I will...
441
00:25:57,870 --> 00:26:00,200
First thing tomorrow, I'll
thank Mr. Phillips, too.
442
00:26:00,290 --> 00:26:02,710
Actually, he doesn't
know I'm doing this.
443
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:07,500
I was hoping we could just keep
this between the two of us.
444
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,840
Yeah... I'm not sure...
445
00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:16,600
I love my daughter, Colt. I
would do anything for her.
446
00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:20,470
So would I.
447
00:26:26,310 --> 00:26:27,650
Thank you.
448
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,740
Good Lord. [CHUCKLES]
449
00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:40,910
Maybe we don't share
that with Chuck either.
450
00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:44,670
Yes, ma'am.
451
00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,790
Have a fun drive home.
452
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,450
[FIRE CRACKLING]
453
00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:04,770
[SPRAYING]
454
00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:09,360
All right, get those Rain Birds all set.
455
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,730
I got some of your old artwork.
Oh.
456
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,990
Good. My dad's sentimental
about that stuff.
457
00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:16,570
Oh, uh, I grabbed my Xbox.
Good.
458
00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:21,120
How much more is there?
That's pretty much the last of it.
459
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,330
We just gotta get the guns.
460
00:27:22,410 --> 00:27:26,170
You see that fire? It is time
to get the fuck out of here.
461
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:30,320
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462
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:34,340
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