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What the hell?
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You can't cancel the pipeline
'cause of some protesters.
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[STAMMERS] That... No, we had a deal.
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Unfortunately, they can
back out for any reason.
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The contract says that.
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Well, nobody reads the contracts.
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Why do you think I still belong
to a 24 Hour Fitness in Orlando?
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If you're caving to protesters,
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I'll chain Colt to a tree right now.
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Can't you talk to somebody?
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Believe me. I tried.
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They don't care what I have to say.
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They're sending me to another
project in North Dakota.
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No.
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No, we were countin' on this.
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We used our operatin' money
to buy the Peterson Ranch.
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Dad's gonna kill us. And
the news will kill him.
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I thought we'd die together
fighting them Northside Koreans.
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Guys...
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I feel truly awful about this.
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I knew it. I knew we
shouldn't have done it.
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All... All right. Let's
go talk to Peterson.
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We'll explain things, and
he'll let us out of the deal.
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Pass our problem on to someone else.
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It's the American way.
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I'll grab the keys. Let's go
there before it's too late.
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[COLT] Fuck!
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He wanted that Peterson place bad.
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[LOUD THUD]
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[COLT] Fuck!
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He hurt his hand punching the wall.
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Look, I really am sorry. I
know how awful this is.
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Yeah.
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It's not your fault.
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So, you're off to North Dakota?
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Yeah, for the next four
months I'll be at the
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Brown Bison Inn and Western Wear.
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I can choose between a continental
breakfast or a free pair of spurs.
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When do you leave?
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Tomorrow.
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Shit.
Yeah.
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Well, we had a good run.
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Yeah, we did.
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It was, like, four days, but okay.
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You're my second longest relationship.
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I'll always wonder what a
Thursday with you would be like.
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I gotta get going.
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I never thought I'd say this
about a guy named Rooster...
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but I'll miss you.
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Hey, Jen?
Yeah?
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You should go for the spurs.
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Might come in useful if
you're ever back in town.
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You know, for sex.
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[LAUGHS]
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Bye, Rooster.
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You good?
No.
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All right.
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Yeah, well, Colt, I just
got to Denver, okay?
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I've got a ton of crap to do.
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I gotta unpack, and I
just went to the store.
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I don't have time to argue with you
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about the same stuff over
and over and over again.
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I can't deal with it now.
A lot is going on.
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I'll call you back later.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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-- www.addic7ed.com --
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[ROOSTER] Mr. Peterson?
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Hey.
[COLT] Hey.
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Hey, boys.
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I got a bag of Big Macs
here if you're hungry.
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I just wanted to have
some real American food
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before I went to Thailand.
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Also...
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I'm really high.
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[COLT AND ROOSTER CHUCKLE]
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We're good.
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We just wanted to talk to you
about buying your ranch.
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I'll never sell my ranch.
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You can take your Big Macs
and get off my property.
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Hey, Mr. Peterson, actually...
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Remember? We already bought it.
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Oh...
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That's right.
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That brain cancer weed...
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That's the top-shelf stuff.
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[COLT CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, here's the thing. We...
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We feel bad about buying
this place for so much less
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than Neumann's Hill's offer.
Oh.
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Yeah, that money could do you some good.
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You're going to Thailand. You can...
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You can buy a monkey.
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Turn him into your monkey butler.
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We don't wanna steal from you.
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Leave that to the hot chick that
marries you right before you die.
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[ROOSTER CHUCKLES]
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P.S., if you meet her in
Thailand, check under the hood.
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[COLT] Oh, yeah.
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Make sure she don't have a third leg.
[COLT WHISTLES]
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[COLT] Point is...
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you should take the Neumann's Hill deal.
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That's not happening.
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Well, why not?
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Right after we closed our deal,
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I sent them an email
declining their offer
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and calling them a bunch of soulless
corporate vampire cocksuckers.
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[ROOSTER CLICKS TONGUE]
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Okay, well that screws
us, but goddamn respect.
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Actually, there was a typo,
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and I called them "cooksuckers."
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Always proofread, boys.
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[ROOSTER SIGHS] Oh, man.
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[COLT] Mr. Peterson...
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I'll level with you.
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The pipeline fell through.
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We don't have the money
to buy this place.
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Oh, Christ, I'm sorry.
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That's like on Wheel.
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When you win a trip to Tahiti,
and the next spin is "bankrupt."
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Sajak's sitting in the corner, smiling.
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That smug piece of shit.
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Our backs are up against the
wall here, Mr. Peterson.
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We gotta get out of this deal.
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I'd love to help you out, boys,
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but I already told my son
I'd help him buy a house.
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And I started a college
fund for my grandson.
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Although, college may be a reach.
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Yeah, they got a paste-eater.
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All right, well, that's the
final nail in our coffin.
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[SNAPS FINGERS] That reminds me.
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I gotta buy a coffin.
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Hey!
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Why don't you two just
sell it to Neumann's Hill?
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Why didn't we think of that?
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Maybe we was too busy thinking
'bout that monkey butler.
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You still got your old boss' number?
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Rich?
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I mean, last time I saw him he
called me a terrible employee,
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and I smashed his phone into the wall.
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But I never called him a
cocksucker. I'll give him a call.
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Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
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Good luck, boys.
Yeah.
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By the way, I'll give you 20
bucks for your McDonald's.
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Actually, these are...
That's fair. We'll take it.
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You okay over there? You haven't
said much, even for you.
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Just enjoying the beautiful scenery.
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Okay, well, that's fucking weird.
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Gotta admit, I'm not a big
fan of the Kiwanis Club,
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but they've done a bang-up
job adopting this highway.
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How high are you on a scale
from one to Willie Nelson?
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It's not the pills, Joanne.
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When I closed my eyes
for that operation,
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I didn't know if I'd
ever open them again.
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And I feel like I got a second chance.
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Maybe the reason for that
is to spend it with you.
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Waiting for you to get out of surgery
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was the longest three hours of my life.
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Hell, I appreciate you
being there for me.
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And now that I've got
this second chance,
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I'm done worrying
about the little stuff.
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That's probably what put me in
the hospital in the first place.
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That and...
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the only time your mouth
wasn't full of steak
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was when you'd dump whisky in it.
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See, that little joke there is a
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thing that I'm not gonna let bother me.
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I guess with this new
attitude of yours...
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I guess you're okay with me
driving you home in this Chevy?
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[JOANNE CHUCKLES]
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Ride's so smooth,
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I can see why Don McLean drove
one of these to the levee.
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Abby, just 'cause I
don't want you moving
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to Denver don't mean I'm not supportive.
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I shouldn't have to apologize for that.
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Fine, I'm sorry.
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[MOUTHING] I'm not sorry.
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Well, I'm glad you're sorry, too.
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We'll talk about this more
when you're done with school
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and you got a better attitude.
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When'd she hang up?
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Right after I apologized.
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[ROOSTER] All right, there's Rich.
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He's the last shot, so be cool.
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How you wanna play this?
Good cop, bad cop?
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How 'bout good cop,
shut-the-fuck-up cop?
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Hey! What's up, Rich?
You're lookin' good, man.
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Nice jacket. How do I get one?
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You don't get fired from Neumann's Hill.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Remember my brother?
Of course. Good to see you again.
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Get outta here with this. I'm a hugger.
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Okay, okay.
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Jiminy Christmas, you smell good.
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What's that? What is that?
Old Spice Bearglove?
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Ah! Good call.
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What you got goin' on? I got
a hint of mango shampoo.
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It's mango coconut.
Mmm.
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It's subtle. That coconut will
hit you on the drive home.
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In case you guys were wondering,
sweat, Budweiser, and KFC.
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[COLT] Let's sit.
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So, what is this business proposition
that is "better than a blewjob"?
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Dude! You didn't proofread.
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All right, look, Rich,
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we know Neumann's Hill wants
to buy the Peterson Ranch.
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Yeah, until some asshole
bought it from underneath us.
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Rich, you're looking
straight at that asshole.
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So you guys bought it?
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[COLT AND ROOSTER CHUCKLE]
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Why do you wanna sell it the next day?
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Everyone knows Peterson hates you guys.
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He sold it to us super cheap.
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We don't have time to run two ranches.
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We're, like, investors, you know?
Like Mark Cuban or Scrooge McDuck.
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Scrooge McDuck?
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He's got a room full of gold, Rich.
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Do you?
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We ain't looking to gouge you here.
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So, why not just offer us what
you was offerin' Peterson?
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Throw in a few of those
jackets. Everyone's happy.
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Guys, they wanted it last week.
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I don't see why they
wouldn't want it now.
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[COLT] All right.
All right, well...
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Talk to 'em, let us know what they say.
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And then, if we buy the place, you
can come back and run it for us.
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That's cool, but I got a
good job right now, so...
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Wait.
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You think I'm serious.
[COLT CHUCKLES]
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Do you know what is wrong with this guy?
[LAUGHING AND STAMMERING]
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He's...
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He's an idiot.
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I don't know what... Yeah!
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We're still friends, right?
We got that Bearglove love.
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[COLT CHUCKLES]
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[COLT] This is good.
Yeah.
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This is really good.
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My head don't just smell
good. It thinks good.
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Yeah, your head thinks real good.
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Best part, when we tell Dad,
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he can't get pissed, 'cause we
already solved the problem.
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[COLT] Whoa. Whoa.
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We ain't sayin' nothin'
till the deal closes.
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We gotta tell him about the
pipeline. He'll see it in the paper.
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It's not a report card, where we
can turn every letter into a C.
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[COLT] All right.
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We tell him about the
pipeline, but nothin' else.
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You know, the man just
had a heart attack.
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Yeah, okay.
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We're not lying to him.
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We're looking out for him.
That's right. Man...
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we are such good people.
251
00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:10,170
Another beer and a shot,
and I'll race you home.
252
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,250
All right.
253
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,880
If you guys ever need it,
254
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,970
I'm an Uber driver now.
255
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,190
All right, doctor said no more red meat.
256
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,900
Don't throw those steaks away!
257
00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:29,730
I'm not. I'm taking 'em.
258
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,920
Hey.
259
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,190
Hey.
Hey.
260
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,320
How was the ride home?
261
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,820
It was great.
262
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,530
Okay, that's fucking weird.
263
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,250
Yeah, he's a new man.
264
00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:47,830
My granddaughter left some Pop
Rocks in the truck and he ate 'em.
265
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,710
They were tingly.
266
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,510
I gotta get back to my shift
at the Cracker Barrel.
267
00:14:56,570 --> 00:14:57,580
He's all yours.
268
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,800
Doctor says not to let him get riled up.
269
00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:01,800
Got it. So no Anderson Cooper.
270
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:04,770
Bye, guys.
271
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,310
Bye.
Bye.
272
00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,310
You wanna watch TV?
273
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,820
I can put a John Wayne movie on for you.
274
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,230
Or we could just sit and talk.
275
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,200
Wow.
276
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,700
You've turned into the guy I always
wanted you to be and I hate it.
277
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,950
You always said I was such an asshole.
278
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,170
Well, you were.
279
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,290
But I liked it.
280
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,210
It got us out of a lot
of boring parties.
281
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:37,050
[IMITATING BEAU] "This
party sucks. We're leavin'."
282
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:42,890
Yeah, your sister never forgave
me for doing that at her wedding.
283
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,680
[COLT] There he is!
284
00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:49,890
[ROOSTER] Hey.
285
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,600
Holy shit. Are you smilin'?
286
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:55,730
Can't a dad just be
happy to see his sons?
287
00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,570
Yeah, but not our dad.
288
00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:02,120
How are you feelin', Pops?
289
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:04,830
Every day above ground is a good day.
290
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,660
Well, that's just fucking weird.
291
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,170
How were things while I was gone?
292
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,290
Good.
It's good.
293
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,800
It was great.
294
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,590
[STAMMERS] Great... It was really great.
295
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,550
There was one thing.
A small thing.
296
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:21,630
Super small.
Tiny.
297
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,680
[MAGGIE] Oh, shit.
298
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,180
Last time you two had
this look on your face,
299
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,270
you killed the Norwood High mascot.
300
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:31,310
I am not burying another goat.
301
00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:34,110
Nobody died. It's just, um...
302
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,110
That pipeline fell through.
303
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,650
We ain't getting none of that money.
304
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,530
All right.
305
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
That's it?
306
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,790
We've done fine without
it. Wasn't meant to be.
307
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,870
Well, that is a great attitude, Dad.
308
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,460
Where was this Beau when
they canceled Coach?
309
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,210
Anything else I should know about?
310
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,380
[COLT BLOWS RASPBERRY] Uh...
[ROOSTER] Uh...
311
00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:05,570
Nothing, nothing...
[COLT MUMBLES]
312
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:06,580
Nothing I can think of.
313
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,520
I'm racking my brain.
Colt, you got any...
314
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,640
We got... We got the pipeline.
315
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,850
[ROOSTER] Pipeline fell through.
It's...
316
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,100
[COLT] Ranch is good.
[ROOSTER] Ranch looks good.
317
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,150
Trump said some stupid shit.
Yeah.
318
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,650
[COLT] Nah, that's... Everything's good.
319
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,070
I'm happy you're home.
320
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,370
Yeah, actually, there is one more thing.
321
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,540
I love you, Daddy.
322
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,540
[CHUCKLES] Hey, there's that frown.
323
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,550
How'd it go over at Peterson's?
324
00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:45,800
I checked the fence. Cows look good.
325
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,010
Everything looks good.
326
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,930
Man, that's one nice piece of land.
Yeah.
327
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:54,520
Maybe we should look into buying it.
328
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,520
Wait. You did, and it ruined us.
329
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,280
I'm just giving you shit. I'm
sorry it didn't work out.
330
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:05,570
I thought Abby and I would
raise our family there.
331
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:10,370
Well, now you don't got a ranch or Abby.
332
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,910
Whoa. Come on. We didn't break up.
333
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,761
She just moved to a different city
and won't return my calls or texts.
334
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,880
All right. Gotta be Rich. I
hope he's got good news.
335
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,599
I haven't been so nervous since
336
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,440
we got stopped with a goat in our trunk.
337
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,640
Hey, guys.
'Sup, Rich?
338
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:31,890
Bring it in.
339
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:33,740
We're huggin' in the woods. All right.
340
00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:38,480
Hey. Hey, I even got you something.
341
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,910
"Midnight Mango Coconut" shampoo.
[LAUGHING]
342
00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:53,950
They keep it in the girls'
section, but that's for anyone.
343
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:55,960
Anyone with a vagina.
344
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,710
So, Rich, you got some news or what?
345
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,670
They want the ranch.
Fuck yeah! Whoo!
346
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,340
Ha, ha! Hey, look. I'm a large.
347
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:05,420
He's an extra-large.
348
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,090
And here is the offer.
349
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,390
Oh, jeez.
350
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,140
I feel like I'm getting an ESPY.
351
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,140
All right. And the winner is...
352
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,560
What the hell?
353
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,980
I... I know it's less
than you were hoping for.
354
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,190
This is less than we paid for it.
355
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:24,680
It's less than we owe on the place.
356
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,359
That's what they're willing to give you.
357
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,950
That's an opening offer,
right? Now we counter?
358
00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:32,330
How about twice as much as
that? So, that would be...
359
00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:34,450
I won't insult you. You
can do the basic math.
360
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:38,250
Guys, they know you're in trouble
or else you wouldn't be selling.
361
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,750
This is bullshit.
362
00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:44,380
If we accept this, we can't
even pay back the bank.
363
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:48,010
And then they'll come for Iron
River, and we'll have nothing.
364
00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:49,090
If you don't accept,
365
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:51,430
they'll wait till you go under
and buy it from the bank.
366
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,320
Is this 'cause they don't like me?
367
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:55,850
[CHUCKLES] Neumann's Hill
barely knows who you are.
368
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:58,480
Their business is to buy
at the lowest price,
369
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,270
and they're really, really good at it.
370
00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,860
You know what wasn't purchased
at the lowest price?
371
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,230
This shampoo, you son of a bitch.
372
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,990
I'm sorry. I wish I had better news.
373
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,200
See you later.
374
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:28,210
[HAMMERING]
375
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,890
You should be taking it
easy, not moving fridges.
376
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,900
This thing has been buzzing for
ten years, and I fixed it.
377
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:46,020
Then I sat down to read,
and it was too quiet.
378
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,940
Now I can't get it to buzz again.
379
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,950
Beau, sit.
380
00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:59,620
They say sitting too much
gives you a heart attack.
381
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,420
Then you have one, and
they tell you to sit.
382
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,460
It makes no sense.
383
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,460
Did this chair just squeak?
384
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,906
[MAGGIE] Hey, boys.
[ROOSTER] Hey, hey.
385
00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:13,930
Hey.
Hey.
386
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:16,790
[COLT] We need to talk to you.
387
00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,810
Okay, let's just cut to the chase.
388
00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:21,640
Fire, bail, or pregnancy?
389
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,480
Whatever it is, I'm done
sweatin' the small stuff,
390
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,610
and it is all small stuff.
391
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,650
[INHALES DEEPLY] That's a
great attitude, Daddy.
392
00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:36,450
I hope you keep that in mind
when Colt tells you what he did.
393
00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:39,990
All right.
394
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,830
There's no easy way to say it, so...
395
00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:46,460
I'll just tell you.
396
00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:52,776
While you were in the hospital,
397
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,590
we used your power of attorney
to buy the Peterson Ranch.
398
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,680
What?
399
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,640
We only did it 'cause we thought
the pipeline money was coming.
400
00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:05,279
When it fell through, we
tried to back out, but,
401
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,980
uh... they wouldn't let us.
402
00:22:08,270 --> 00:22:11,400
We tried to sell to Neumann's
Hill, but they lowballed us.
403
00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:13,900
How did you even get the down payment?
404
00:22:15,650 --> 00:22:18,030
We used this year's operatin' money.
405
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,120
[MAGGIE GASPS]
406
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,170
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?
Jesus Christ.
407
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,396
We only did it because we thought...
408
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:30,460
Bullshit!
409
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,710
You're incapable of thinkin'.
410
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,880
I worked this ranch my whole life.
411
00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:40,640
I'm gone for two days, and you
bring it to its goddamn knees.
412
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,600
I'd have been better off if I'd
died on that fucking table.
413
00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:47,690
[COLT] Dad...
414
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,730
Mom, come on. You gotta understand.
415
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:56,650
How could you two be so stupid?
416
00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:59,990
It may not look like
it, but we had a plan.
417
00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:04,580
Your dad gave himself a heart
attack, running this place for you.
418
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:07,210
He could have died while you
were going behind his back.
419
00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:09,630
There was a deadline.
We had to make a call.
420
00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:12,590
He made that call. He said
he didn't want to do it.
421
00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:16,420
I can't believe your selfishness.
422
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,940
We'll fix it.
423
00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:32,150
We'll keep our heads down...
Will you shut the fuck up?
424
00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:33,940
What?
425
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,940
Dad didn't wanna do this.
426
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:39,780
I didn't wanna do this.
427
00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,490
Whoa.
428
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:46,250
No one held a gun against your head
when you signed that contract.
429
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:51,290
I had to sign... because
Dad doesn't trust you.
430
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,210
I shouldn't have trusted you either.
431
00:23:55,090 --> 00:23:56,710
Everything you touch turns to shit.
432
00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,760
I was just trying to do
what's best for the family.
433
00:24:02,430 --> 00:24:04,310
That is bullshit, Colt.
434
00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:05,970
You only care about you.
435
00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:10,100
You wanted Abby. You didn't
care what it would do to Kenny.
436
00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:12,790
You go hook up with Heather. You
don't care what it'll do to Abby.
437
00:24:14,190 --> 00:24:15,480
You wanted the Peterson Ranch.
438
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,360
You just cost us everything.
439
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,070
And you're perfect?
440
00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:25,120
You bail on Dad to take a
job you get fired from.
441
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,950
You almost get Mom's bar shut down.
442
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,040
You fuck up every relationship
you've ever been in.
443
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,080
You know what really
would've helped the family?
444
00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:32,750
Huh?
445
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,380
If you'd never come home.
446
00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:42,670
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