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It is Friday morning.
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And it is another beautiful day,
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In Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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Oh my God !
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Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
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We have a serious problem here.
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Alright everybody. Lock the doors.
Turn off the lights.
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Pretend you're not here.
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Are we in danger ?
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There's no time to think about it. This is real.
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Just shh, everybody.
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Michael, should I call the...
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What ?
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The I.T. tech guy and me, did not
get off to a great start.
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Synchro : Occeane
Transcript : Nikki
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Yeah I tried to install it myself.
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But, you guys have these things
so password-protected.
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That just means you have
to enter your password.
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What's your password, Michael ?
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It's...
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- 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Yes.
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Michael !
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- Sorry.
- Please don't do that.
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Okay, I'm sorry. What is going
on in there ?
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Why is he here ?
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What are you doing?
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I can't tell you.
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- You have to tell me.
- I don't have to tell you anything.
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Look, Michael.
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I know you don't want
to have to think about this.
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But if something were to happen to you,
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God forbid, then I would need
to know in order to take over.
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Dwight, nothing is going
to happen to me, okay ?
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I'm in the best shape of my life.
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Look at this.
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Yeah, but that doesn't matter,
you could get a brain aneurysm.
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- I'm not going to get a br-
- Or get hit by a car.
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- Stop.
- Or a bus or a train.
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You could get poisoned.
Fall down a well.
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- Step on a mine. Choke.
- Okay,
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If I step on a mine in
Scranton, Pennsylvania,
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and die, you can have my job, okay ?
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Why don't you just go away ?
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There are certain things a boss
does not share with his employees.
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His salary.
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That would depress them.
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His bed.
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It...
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And I am not going to tell them
that I'll be reading their e-mails.
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- So how do you search ?
- By keyword phrase.
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Try profits.
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No, try Michael Scott.
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Michael, boss, and funny.
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Oh my God !
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E-mail from Stanley.
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Stanley, terribly nice guy.
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"Sorry I didn't write back sooner."
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"I can't go to the game tonight
because my boss, Michael is an ass"
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"And making me stay late."
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Well, Stanley's an ass.
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Not one of our harder workers.
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Hey, what's the deal Michael ?
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Why are you spying on our computers ?
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Oh, no. Everybody, Oscar's gone crazy.
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What other ghost stories
have you got for us ?
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That I'm a robot ?
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I will destroy, everything in my path.
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Actually, we just...
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- Okay.
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- Oil can. Oil can.
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Tin man.
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Actually we just got a memo from I.T,
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saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.
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Oh, what ?
No, that defeats the whole purpose.
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So it's true ?
You have access to our e-mails ?
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You know what the problem is ?
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I think I do.
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The problem is that when people
hear the term "Big Brother",
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They immediately think
it's scary or bad.
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But I don't, I think,
"Wow. I love my Big Brother".
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I gotta erase a lot of stuff.
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A LOT, of stuff.
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Oh, hey. Just so you know.
If you have any sensitive e-mails,
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they need to be deleted immediately.
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- I know.
- Good.
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Hey.
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Something just happened.
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Dwight just told Angela that she has
to delete all of her sensitive e-mails.
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- Immediately !
- What ?
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I know.
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- Do you they're like...
- No.
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Right, no.
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Maybe.
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It's like squishing a
spider under a book.
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It's gonna be really gross.
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But I have to look and make
sure that it's really dead.
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So...
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If you guys see anything.
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Hey, Dwight ?
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My friend is kind of into these
two girls that he works with.
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Nice.
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One is tall and brunette.
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And the other is short and blond.
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And perky and kind of judgmental.
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Who do you think he should choose ?
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Does he have access to
their medical records ?
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I think on of the greatest things
about modern America,
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is the computerization
of medical records.
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As a volunteer sheriff,
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I can look up anyone's psychiatric
records or surgical histories.
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Yeast infections.
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There are a huge number of
yeast infections in this county.
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Probably,
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because we're down river,
from that old bread factory.
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Meredith has an E-vite, from Jim.
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"Barbecue at Jim's tonight."
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Tonight ?
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Wonder where my e-vitation is ?
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Click on guest list.
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Angela, Stanley, Oscar...
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Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed.
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Must be...
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No.
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Hey, Angela. How's it going ?
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It's okay.
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Listen, are you bringing anyone
to Jim's party tonight ?
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No. Are we supposed to ?
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No. I mean, I don't know.
I don't think so.
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Excuse me.
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There's always a distance between
a boss and the employees.
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It is just nature's rule.
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It's intimidation, mostly.
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It's the awareness that they are not me.
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I do think that I am very...
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approachable as one of the guys.
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But maybe I need to be even approachabler.
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- That's pretty.
- Yeah.
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Are you going to eat with us ?
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Of course. Hanging with my crew.
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Crew that I am one of.
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Hanging with my Cup of Noodles.
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This is a meal in a cup, right here.
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Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college.
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Lived on this stuff.
Brain food.
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You know what I really,
really miss about college ?
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The parties.
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Everybody'd go, the athletes,
the nerds, the professors.
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The professors would go to the parties ?
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Yeah. They were the most fun.
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We always invited them.
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It's true. I'm having a party.
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I've got tree cases of imported beer.
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Karaoke machine
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And I didn't invite Michael.
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So, three ingredients for a great party.
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And it's nothing personal,
I just think that if he were there,
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people wouldn't be able to
relax and you know, have fun.
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And my roommate wants to meet everybody.
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Because, I'm pretty sure he
thinks I'm making Dwight up.
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He is very real.
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What ?
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Oh! Yes! Thank you.
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Question.
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On the internet, there are
several different options,
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to get to your house
for the party tonight.
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No, no, no. Keep that down.
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Why ?
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Because not everybody
knows about the party.
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Like who ?
Who doesn't know ?
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Michael.
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Why just Michael ?
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Because it's a surprise.
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Is it ?
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Oh, that's perfect.
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So don't tell.
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- I won't.
- Okay.
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So, Dwight thinks that tonight
is a surprise party for Michael.
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- Really ? That's great.
- I know.
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Maybe we can get him
to hide and wait somewhere.
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Oh man.
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Oh, you know what ? Speaking of which,
I was just trying to get a handle on,
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You know, the numbers
for food and stuff.
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So do you think Roy's gonna come or...
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Oh, no, he can't make it.
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Oh, okay. Cool.
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- Hey there.
- Hey.
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Almost quitting time.
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Yup. It's, 4:00.
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One more hour to take care
of anything you forgot to do.
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Hey, you know, I don't know
if you have any plans tonight.
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But if you don't, we could hang out.
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- I can't.
- You have plans ?
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- Yeah, I do.
- Yeah, I do too, I do too.
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- You do?
- Big plans. I do yeah.
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Because you just...
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- You wanted to hang out.
- Tonight, no I can't do it tonight.
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Improv class. I have improv class.
Hanging out with...
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- Really ?
- My improve buds.Yeah.
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Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.
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Oh, it's the best. It's the best.
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I would not miss it for the world.
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But if something else came up,
I would definitely not go.
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Improv sounds great.
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It is.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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What ?
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I think Stanley just coughed.
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Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk
you to your vehicular transport ?
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- No thanks.
- Alright.
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- Oscar, you have big plans tonight...
- I'm on a call.
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Okay.
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Kevin. Big man, big man !
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What are you doing tonight ?
Where you off to ?
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My brother is in town.
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and we are going to see the
Alaska Film Festival...
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- ...at the Si...
- Okay, alright.
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Hey, Angela. Rushy, rushy.
Where you rushing off to ?
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- I'm just leaving for the day.
- Yeah. Where are you headed ?
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Charity. Bake Drive.
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- Liar ! You are a liar.
- No, I'm not !
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Dwight. Oh, Dwight, my loyal compadre.
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You and I are hanging tonight.
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The two of us. We are celebrating,
our freedom and our manhood.
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You know what ? Why don't we watch that
show you've been wanting to watch?
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That stupid Battleship Galaxy.
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Battlestar Galactica ?
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That's, whatever stupid show you
want to watch, we're watching it.
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Unfortunately I've got plans.
I have to go to practice.
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Soccer practice.
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I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.
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Clarinet.
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You too, Dwight ?
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Have fun tonight.
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Whatever it is that you're doing.
And I'll see you Monday.
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He has no idea.
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Quick announcement everybody,
if I can get everybody's attention.
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We do have wine in the kitchen.
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And there is, ah, beer
available on the porch.
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nd despite what you might think,
it's not all for Meredith and Kelly.
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- So please enjoy.
- Jim !
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You really think this is a good idea ?
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A hide-a-key rock?
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Hey, you must be Dwight.
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- You don't work with us.
- That's because Mark's my roommate.
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Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.
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Thanks. Yeah.
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I always keep an extra set in the car for special occasions.
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Jim, come here.
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When is the guest of honor coming ?
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- Later-ish.
- He's going to love it !
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Great.
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I just wanted to let you guys know that
we will be taking the tour like I promised
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Hey ! Just in time.
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Do you want to go on a group tour ?
We were just about to leave.
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Definitely.
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Well, the group tour
is now leaving then.
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Ladies and gentlemen !
259
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Just a few things that we're going
to be pointing out to you today.
260
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You will be able to see both bedrooms.
261
00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:05,512
If we're lucky, maybe get a chance
to peek into the bathroom.
262
00:13:05,607 --> 00:13:09,151
Who knows ? I have to remind you also
that flash photography is prohibited.
263
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And as much as you can, please refrain from touching things.
264
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I know you might want to.
265
00:13:14,108 --> 00:13:15,190
Hey, is Katy coming ?
266
00:13:15,476 --> 00:13:17,033
Actually, I haven't talked
to her in a while.
267
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Is it cool if I call her?
268
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We'll talk about that later.
269
00:13:21,828 --> 00:13:24,222
Okay, let's get right into it.
I need two people for the first scene.
270
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Mr. Kotter.
271
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Mr. Kot-ter !
272
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Okay, Michael. And...
273
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Anybody ? How about Marybeth ?
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- Okay.
- Come on.
275
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- Okay, so you start us off, Marybeth.
-Alright, great.
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Detective Michael Scarn,
I'm with the F.B.I.
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Think about this.
278
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What is the most exciting thing that can
happen on TV or in movies or in real life?
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Somebody has a gun.
280
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,580
That's why I always start with a gun,
because you can't top it.
281
00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:02,062
You just can't.
282
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,971
I'm supposed to meet my doctor here.
283
00:14:04,057 --> 00:14:06,603
Have you seen him ?
He's a very angry midget.
284
00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:09,232
Boom ! Freeze ! Michael Scoon, F.B.I.
285
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:10,583
You know what you did
286
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,742
Yeah, you thought you could get away
with your little ruse didn't you?
287
00:14:15,848 --> 00:14:18,303
Didn't you ? Well, you didn't.
288
00:14:18,366 --> 00:14:20,770
Because I know where you hid the diamonds.
289
00:14:20,835 --> 00:14:23,023
I've been on to you and
your little friends for weeks.
290
00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:26,782
I'm not even in the scene.
291
00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:28,370
Stop, stop ! Stop.
292
00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:31,702
- Okay, you shot me. Great. Stop.
- Why...
293
00:14:31,818 --> 00:14:34,082
You can't just shoot
everyone in the scene.
294
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,361
if you hadn't stopped the scene,
you would've seen where it was going.
295
00:14:36,558 --> 00:14:37,800
Okay. What about the scene the set up ?
296
00:14:39,176 --> 00:14:40,332
No, it wasn't.
297
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:43,162
No more guns. No. No. Michael.
298
00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:45,411
I want you to give me all
the guns you have.
299
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,820
Just get rid of all your
guns and give them to me.
300
00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:50,253
Great.
301
00:14:51,906 --> 00:14:53,061
Okay.
302
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,280
Jim's bedroom.
303
00:15:04,846 --> 00:15:07,503
See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour.
304
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:10,001
Cool. This is your desk.
305
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:12,373
- This is my desk.
- Your home office ?
306
00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:14,662
Home office. This is it.
307
00:15:14,786 --> 00:15:17,050
Yeah. You have to sit down
so I can get the full effect.
308
00:15:17,198 --> 00:15:19,520
Okay. Sure, will do.
309
00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,862
Okay, wait. So that would make me...
310
00:15:25,336 --> 00:15:26,911
Like right here.
311
00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:27,811
Yeah.
312
00:15:28,288 --> 00:15:29,620
Yep, that feels about right.
313
00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:31,531
And then Dwight would be like...
314
00:15:31,658 --> 00:15:33,551
You know what ?
Let's just leave that image out of it.
315
00:15:33,595 --> 00:15:35,072
Because this is a happy place.
316
00:15:35,207 --> 00:15:37,172
Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.
317
00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:42,370
- Yearbook.
- Yeah, you don't have to.
318
00:15:42,928 --> 00:15:45,882
Alright, yes, that's not
gonna be awkward at all.
319
00:15:50,756 --> 00:15:51,401
Oh, yeah.
320
00:15:51,508 --> 00:15:53,610
You were so dorky !
321
00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:55,830
Thank you.
322
00:16:02,785 --> 00:16:04,253
- Freeze !
- I'm in.
323
00:16:04,327 --> 00:16:05,512
You want to go over the
rules one more time ?
324
00:16:05,578 --> 00:16:07,253
No, no, no.
325
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,113
I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune.
326
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,891
I promise it's worth it.
327
00:16:18,016 --> 00:16:20,312
Oh, I can see you walking out of here.
328
00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:22,253
And you're thrilled with your reading.
329
00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:26,382
What are you...
330
00:16:33,455 --> 00:16:35,663
- Michael, what did you tell him ?
- Nothing.
331
00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:38,213
Then why are his hands up ? Bill ?
332
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,001
He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.
333
00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:45,810
Okay, let's call it a day.
334
00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:47,282
That was good.
335
00:16:48,587 --> 00:16:50,083
Good work, everybody.
336
00:16:50,156 --> 00:16:52,841
Angela, burger, dog ?
337
00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:54,360
Having fun?
338
00:16:54,658 --> 00:16:56,590
I got sap on me.
339
00:16:56,977 --> 00:16:58,753
Chicken, hot dog, burger.
340
00:16:59,897 --> 00:17:01,771
I'm a vegetarian.
341
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:04,271
There's soda inside.
342
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,640
I didn't think the premium laser color
copy batch would sell as well as it did,
343
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,003
would sell as well as it did.
344
00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:10,410
It surprised us all.
I'll tell you why, because.
345
00:17:10,535 --> 00:17:13,053
I'm sorry, guys, can we
please not talk about paper ?
346
00:17:13,505 --> 00:17:15,531
There's gotta be something
else that we can talk about.
347
00:17:23,507 --> 00:17:26,703
I think it's alright. I mean,
Jesus drank wine.
348
00:17:31,707 --> 00:17:34,163
Hey, Phyllis. Come here for a second.
349
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:35,001
Sure.
350
00:17:35,148 --> 00:17:39,521
Have you heard anything about any
secret office romances or...
351
00:17:39,836 --> 00:17:41,752
You tell me.
352
00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:44,753
Well, you do mean you and Jim, right ?
353
00:17:46,675 --> 00:17:48,360
Oh, God. I am so sorry.
354
00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:51,242
I mean, I thought, you guys
hang out all the time.
355
00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:54,503
And you're talking all the time.
I'm sorry, it's like...
356
00:17:54,686 --> 00:17:56,861
It's okay. It's okay.
357
00:17:59,707 --> 00:18:02,911
Not so fast, fire guy.
358
00:18:04,888 --> 00:18:06,400
How do we get to Bernie's
Tavern from here ?
359
00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:07,992
So, Bernie's, huh?
360
00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:07,990
- Don't worry, we're all going to carpool.
- So, Bernie's ?
361
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,672
We're all going to Bernie's ?
362
00:18:10,786 --> 00:18:12,450
Sorry. We're not going as a group.
363
00:18:13,045 --> 00:18:14,612
It's just a private friend
who happens to know
364
00:18:14,688 --> 00:18:17,281
all of us from different ways is
throwing a private birthday thing.
365
00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:18,060
Right, right, right.
366
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:21,002
Well, guys, I'd love to go to Bernie's
with you but I have an office party.
367
00:18:21,108 --> 00:18:23,480
Big office party I need to go to.
So, can't get out of it.
368
00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:24,721
- Good job.
- Hey, see you later.
369
00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:26,683
Nice job Bill.
370
00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:27,900
Not.
371
00:18:37,205 --> 00:18:39,563
hey, how's your new
side project going ?
372
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,062
- Oh, yeah, I gave that up
- Really ?
373
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,401
Yeah. It turns out I was,
just grasping at straws.
374
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,222
Just becase two people are hanging out,
375
00:18:48,307 --> 00:18:50,522
it doesn't mean that they're together.
376
00:18:50,615 --> 00:18:52,681
You know ?
Like people can just be friends.
377
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,323
And I think that it was really unfair of us,
378
00:18:55,357 --> 00:18:57,151
to assume that there was
anything else going on.
379
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:05,233
"Just turn around now,
'cause you're not welcome anymore."
380
00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:07,703
"And I- and I've got all my l..."
381
00:19:07,696 --> 00:19:09,241
SURPRISE !
382
00:19:11,328 --> 00:19:12,522
- Everybody.
- Dwight.
383
00:19:13,638 --> 00:19:15,763
Who opened the morgue for this thing ?
384
00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:17,540
I was just driving by.
Thought I'd drop in.
385
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,422
Here's some wine. I would love a
glass if you're gonna open it.
386
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,450
Hello temp. Take my jacket.
387
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,983
Oh, come on. That guy ?
388
00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:30,362
He is a good guy. Not a terrorist.
389
00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:32,320
Karaoke. I love it.
390
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:35,533
I am a karaoke fiend !
391
00:19:35,897 --> 00:19:38,353
I call dibs, I've got next.
I've got next up.
392
00:19:38,688 --> 00:19:42,092
Come on.
Let's, Let's get this party started !
393
00:19:43,177 --> 00:19:45,322
Okay. Where's that wine ?
394
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:49,640
Okay, this is a duet, so, somebody else ?
395
00:19:49,736 --> 00:19:53,223
Pam, you want to...
Come up and sing this one.
396
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,520
Need somebody else.
Takers, please.
397
00:19:56,795 --> 00:20:01,091
"Baby when I met you there
was peace unknown"
398
00:20:01,215 --> 00:20:02,021
Kelly ?
399
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:05,650
"I tried to get you with a fine tooth comb"
400
00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:11,571
"I was soft inside, there was
something going on"
401
00:20:11,738 --> 00:20:14,811
This is the part that goes to the, girl.
402
00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:20,241
"You do something to
me that I can't explain."
403
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:05,213
Talk ! Just talk !
404
00:21:05,237 --> 00:21:06,440
- I am...
- Shut up !
405
00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:07,170
Funny story.
406
00:21:07,277 --> 00:21:09,432
They way I got into improv was,
407
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:10,902
I got into improv,
408
00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,333
The story about me getting into improv was,
409
00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:16,933
that I was walking down the street,
that I waw walking down the street.
410
00:21:17,107 --> 00:21:18,293
And the guy says :
411
00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:20,802
"Hey, you're funny, you're the
funniest guy I've ever seen. "
412
00:21:20,908 --> 00:21:24,171
"Or my name is not Dale Earnhardt."
413
00:21:25,347 --> 00:21:27,042
And that was an improv.
414
00:21:28,986 --> 00:21:31,531
The real way was that I found a flyer.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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